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know. What are you going to say? Yep, yep, yep. It's just the weather and indie. I tweeted about it this morning. I said, shorts meet long-sleeve shirts.

Long-sleeve shirts meet shorts. I got to retweet that right now long sleeve shirts bro the longest shake up ever just keep going it's crazy because last night for some reason dude it just hit me like it took me back in my chair

I was just like I don't know why but I was like I need to buy a baseball shirt out of nowhere like baseball sleeves I need to buy a baseball like baseball shirt you know what I mean, the one your girlfriend likes? I don't know why you don't have more, dude. I mean, straight up.

Zero. No, it's a good look, man. You work out all time. I know you got the, just brother to brother. I know you got the forearms going. Like, it's a good look. You should definitely. Okay, Popeye.

Dude, it's a, it's a great, it's a great. If you can find a good pecks shirt, you don't even need pecks, but you find a peck shirt all of a sudden. He's got to do 100 push-ups every morning. Isn't it weird how there's some shirts that make you look like he got, flabby man titties, but then you wear a different shirt the next day,

hottest guy ever? Superman? How does that work? It's the same shirt. I don't know. I know it's not like the thickness of the shirt. Just how, how, like, fits. Because some, like, because I used to hunt at Goodwill for all tight, just for the cutoffs,

baby. And like, there is just, it's like one out of every 10 shirts are like, okay, yeah, I can wear those. The other ones are just showed shirts, remember those? Me and my brother and all we're talking about, I know, like, he ordered himself, he's a BBLB, big business lawyer boy, and so

he's got to wear kind of, it's, you know, BBLB and finance dude are kind of one in the same and in terms of their work merch and what they're wearing, their work uniform. So he's kind of a vest guy. He'll throw a vest in every now and then, you know, it's starting to get chillier outside, and he'll throw a vest on.

And so he ordered a Notre Dame vest because he's a huge Notre Dame fan, and he got himself one, and he had showed up, and it was just so boxy. Might have to get it altered, bro. You ever do that? I haven't, but I need to. There's a bunch of stuff I need to get altered. You find a good little spot?

It's not that much money. It is like, it's a vet move, but like it'll feel a lot better. Totally game changer Hit up Coach Pee, dude Coach P knows the best Alterations people in the city Yeah, who would have thought that getting your clothes to fit

To your body What a difference it makes Bro, that is, it's nothing fits When you really think about it Nothing has ever fit once You're just wearing it Yeah Default

Default settings for everybody Yeah, like think about dress shirts. Rarely, if ever, it's probably a sketch anymore now that I, if I'm wearing a dress shirt. But even so, especially now that I've lost weight, just like, dude, I'm, I'm in one of those, I'm in one of those umbrellas that you flop around when you're the technical color umbrella that you flop around when you're in like second grade at vacation Bible school or PE class. That's what I'm wearing. Big parachute guy. Yeah. You homecoming?

Sophomore year. Hey, look, there's bubble boy. Dude, worst illest fitting clothes I've ever seen in my life. Go to a... Everybody looks like trash. Three out of ten guys forgot their belts.

Dude, the amount of material you have to tuck into your pants, I'm like, this is not it. There's always the guy that went with the khakis. Yeah, like Poor kid.

Yeah, like, dude, those are your school pants. Like, you wore those on Friday, literally yesterday. Cackies to a dance? I don't know.

Not working for me. God dang it. I can't remember one. Did you ever, did you ever go Jacket, jacket at homecoming? Jacket was so not homecoming. I never,

I always try. not to go jacket. Like everything I got, I was like, I am not, I'm not going jacket. I was a big roll the sleeves up forearms. Like, let's make it as not dressy as possible guy. Yeah. Did you, well, so when it came to prom, though,

would you get no jacket and just go vest? That just pissed me off. Dude, I hated prom so much. I almost fucking, oh, bro. The one, I didn't want to go. And I was like, I think, I was thinking, I was like, I think my friends are going to be like cool and not go. And I was like, this is perfect.

Because I think they're going to be like, nah, we're not going to do that. We're going to go to a day. They all wanted to go so bad. So I was like, damn, now I kind of have to go. And I did the process of buying like a suit for prom, I had no idea that was a thing. And the fact that how much was it like, $250? bucks and I was like what who who has all the money all you guys are just shelling out for what it's just the worst situation for me even my mom was like oh my god I forgot about all this

I mean you kind of you kind of got to go I guess I don't know you can't you kind of got to you know yeah you do feel it's a big like you do feel like you missed out like the next Monday. You're like, everybody's talking about something and you just, oh damn, I didn't even go to that. I mean, what are you going to do? What are you going to do if you don't go to that? Everybody else is going to be there. You're just going to sit?

Oh, yeah. Find one homie that's not going. V game night? Oh, baby. V game in a can of skull. Dude, V games and Taco Bell? Chilling?

Hey, kind of mad you're not there, though? Yeah, the whole time you're just talking about like, oh, man, isn't this the best that we're just here? Like, imagine all them there. But deep down, you're like, you're flashing your mind. Everybody's dancing. They're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I want to see it in a night. And then like.

You're like cool teacher that you kind of hate, but can also be fun sometimes. But then as also mostly a dick, like it's on the mic. you're like, whoa, oh, Mr. Tractor's being cool? Oh my God. I loved that teacher. Respect out of the world for that teacher. Oh, my God. No, but he was a teacher that was like flashing many flashlights in your eyeballs

before you came in because he was like doing checks to see if anybody was, you know, on drugs or had been drinking. So you're like, dude, what? Come on. You're like killing this right now. But then later on, he tries to be cool, hop on the mic. All right, just prom, 2012. Throw your hands up.

Is that Mr. Steiner? He like has one cool moment. And then afterwards, he's doing the same thing, too. Like, directing traffic all pissed off, orange gloves on. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

You just failed his test a day before. Let's go. Let's go. Oh, what a weird thing when you would see a teacher out when you're in high school. You'd see him out on a, Friday night when it wasn't like in football season or maybe the football team was on the road or maybe it wasn't football season like I said because we were playing football but you seem out on a Friday night and like it's starting your weekend you're like oh my God yeah the way that I just

got a 20% on that vocabulary test they are judging me so hard right now probably laughing their ass off the way you're just appalled you're just like what is she doing here like like you own the place Like they can't They really can't be anywhere though What the hell is she doing We gotta go We gotta get out of My English teachers here

We gotta go bro Always always the English Or the social studies teacher Yeah they're like the most social Woman English teacher Guy social studies slash history teacher The best

In the aisle of Target Make out Hey no teachers have had a bigger fling than the social studies teacher and the English teacher. Hey, just have an affair. We know. We know. Dude, how flirty is the English

like woman English teacher? Do you ever do that? You get like, I remember back on the day yeah, we get so pissed at like one of our guide teachers and he, because of how he would flirt with the Spanish teacher and they would kind of go back and forth.

And so we like, I think we legitimately started a sixth grade rumor that they were just having an affair. You better have. That's the only way to do it. Do you like her? Both of them married. Good God.

Oh, man. Oh, hey, hold on. Teased it last week. I'm ready for the reveal. Thank God, bro. Been thinking about it. I woke up in a cold sweat last night thinking about this.

Come on. So daddy's going to hop off air. So you got to fill dead error here while I do this here. Okay. Hey, I'll time you. This would always happen to me. Every single time I was a kid and I had to do something, my dad. Hey, old time you.

Hey, B, will you throw this apple core away from me? Half my childhood. My dad asking me to throw away Apple cores. Okay. I'll time you. Dad, what's my time? Okay, here we go. Oh, shit.

Ready. Should we count it down? Holy. Oh, my God. That's hard. That's hard. That's it. A black one?

Oh, my God. Oh, I'm trying to figure out what team you like. God, you know. Yeah, that's clean. That's clean. You're proud, too. Go on. That's good.

It's good. You're all in. So, yeah, I, I teased it a little bit last week. Rewind three months ago. I'm not a Steelers fan anymore. Hey, that's just a cycle of the season, baby. That's just how it goes. It's the nature of the beast.

You see those memes? You see those memes of like the recycling arrows going around? Yep. Right? And early January, I'm at, hey, I'm out. I'm out. I'm shunning them. And then by the time you get into late July, early August.

That's it. That is the jersey. Who got it for you? Just order yourself. Subscribe on YouTube. These guys, L.O.L. to watch us every week and to see what we're wearing. And yeah, for the non-audio people or for the audio people who aren't watching,

just slid in Collinsville-Riss style with a black number eight, Aaron Rogers. Pittsburgh Steelers jersey. Blitzberg. Yeah, so... Looking good. My buddy texting,

my buddy thinks like he just gets a kick out of Aaron Rogers and like how much of a prick he can be. He just, you know, he's kind of a contrarian. There's a lot of people who are just like, I can't stand him. He's an ass. But then because of that,

my friend's the kind of guy that's just like, oh, I think it's hilarious. He's like a troll, that kind of thing. And so when he's signed with the Steelers, He was like, dude, I used to not be able to stand the Steelers, but like because of you and because of Roger signing there now, like, I think this is awesome. Like, I want to watch a game together, you know, so I'm like, hell yeah, dude. And one night I get a text, he's just like, what's your address? And it was random.

Like, he wasn't coming over, you know, I think it was like a Tuesday night. And he was joking because, you know, he's dating this chick. He was like, sending out to save the dates, like, obviously joking. But I was, so I was like, oh, all right on. dude who is he he was like but it's still all serious just like i got a little birthday surprise for you i know your birthday's coming up so i was like okay man like hell yeah whatever and i was over at his house a couple weeks ago before we went up to live golf and um he was like i like i noticed i noticed a jersey off onto the side on his couch but like he's a he's dating someone but they don't live together so you know

he's he's in his early 30s and you know how the house is it's like your house i'm sure there's just kind of like shit everywhere sometimes. I don't really think about it. You know, I'm just like, huh, I wonder, kind of look like a Steelers jersey, but like, I wonder what Alex is getting into with that. So then later on, he was just like, dude, did you see that on my couch?

And I was like, was that a Steelers jersey? He's like, dude, I got you to Rogers jersey. Yeah, that's a surprise. I got you at Rogers jersey for your birthday. And I was like, oh my God, man. No way. He's like, yeah, one night, I was just like pretty popped and went on the pro shop.

online. Pro shop guy. I was like, oh, he's like, 150 bucks. I had to. So happy early birthday. And I was like, I'm going to wear it every week, bro. Let's go. That's like a step up from like the normal unies to the normal jersey too, right? There's like a baseline jersey that's like 80. Then that's like 150. Then there's one that's like 200, I think. That's like super stitched. And yeah, those are like the Mitchell and Ness joints. Like the ones that are like 200, 250. But yeah, this is just, I mean, it's not stitch, but it's, you know, it's got the quality. It is, it is.

So, yeah, there it is. That was the reveal. That was the tease from last week. And we're two weeks away from kickoff. And I'm excited. Crazy is going to get hurt on the first series, but. I mean, at this point, look, at this point, no, I know. But like at this point, you know, my dad got a Russell Wilson jersey,

Steelers jersey last year. I have this now. Like at this point, we're just fully in on banking in like six or seven, 10 years, whatever, you know, when Frankie gets older for the funniness of being able to show up somewhere with a Russell Wilson Steelers jersey. That's the coolest thing ever. That's the whole thing. So, yeah, I'm fully aware that it's probably not going to work out.

But I think it's funny to have a Steelers jersey. Jersey with Rogers on the back. No, it's hard. A Metcalf, though? I don't know. I'm kind of team, team Metcalf. Well, I mean, this is gifted to me,

so. No, I'm saying, like, down the road, hey, cough one of those two for the playoffs. Don't put it past me, man. I will. Dog.

I will. I already discussed it about how, like, he's number four. and Ramsey's number five. I'm the fourth. Frankie's the fifth. I'm like, kind of feels like you got to.

I don't know if you can buy. Bryce says every player that you get, they stop playing for the team like three seconds later. No. Like, I know, that's kind of the thing of it, though. That's kind of the point. It's the best part.

I don't think you can buy a better gift for a guy. Oh, man. I was, so we went back to his crib after and we were just like having beers hanging out. just like a kitchen throwdown night. You know, when, you know,

like back of the day when you just be in a kitchen for like six hours. Oh my God. Just listening to music, just talking about random shit, high school football stories, conspiracy theories. Sitting by a girl on the counter. Wait,

does she like me or is this just the only place to sit? My feet. Yeah, your friend's like, hey, can you stop doing that at your feet? You're denting the dishwasher below. you know you're like sitting about the dish you a you keep turning the dishwasher on on accident

you're like oh my god I did it again or if you're if you're sitting like if you get close to the oven you know maybe like a little cheek is on the side of the oven you're kicking it one of those tanks twists all of a sudden oh my god they keep turning the oven on no wonder saying all that shit to the girl that's next to you right

we should like make some though, now you're doing all this. Kitchen, kitchen hangouts, man. It's the best. Don't need a living room. Don't need a dining room. Just throw me in a kitchen with a fridge full of Miller lights. And I'm the happiest man alive. It's so much better than a living room.

Why is sitting down a little awkward, you know? People sitting around on couches. I'm like, ew. So, stance. Are we about to play guess who or charades or something? What game are we playing? Okay, so you got to have an island in the middle of the kitchen, though. Just imagining you when somebody says, let's play charades.

Dude, no, actually, I'm kind of good at that game. Like, I can kind of, because you just got to act out stuff. Like, I can follow those directions. And once numbers get involved, though, I'm like, all right. Yeah, but you don't know books and you don't know movies. And that's two of the categories. You got to keep a pretty baseline for me. Yeah.

But like a movie quote. I'm so out on that. But a kitchen hangout, kitchen hang out with, if you're, is that what you're, is that what you're about to say? I was going to say kitchen hangout. And then you have the game on in the room,

on the TV in the room next to you. So like you can pop in and out like, hey, on the way to your, on the way to the bathroom. They just check it out. Yeah, yeah. What are we got in there? That's third and eight.

or the 35 perfect It's always 10 minutes left in the third quarter You're like there's so much time Hey got a lot of game left Hey but then you drink A beer and a half

And all of a sudden it's like a minute 40 in the fourth Two minutes left Wait oh my God hold on Wait where'd they go The girls That's the best way to watch a game Caddy Caddy corner to the kitchen

Big Box TV Big Box TV In the room next to you, you're in the kitchen, hanging out, listening to earth, wind, and fire, followed by Blink 182. You always got that guy that has a perfect view of like through the TV through the doorway. You're talking to him, but every time, every four seconds, he's like. Right. He's the real

big fan of the team that's playing, so he's trying to balance, hanging out with everybody. But I've been there. I've been there a bunch of times. You're trying to balance, like, not being the guy who's just sitting on the couch by himself watching the game, but you're also trying to focus mainly on the game while keeping a shoulder halfway in the kitchen. It's tough there. That's tough.

Got to be on your toes. Can't get too hot. Can't get too heated. You know, because then you're a crazy sports guy. That crazy sports guy at a party is nuts to me. No! The only one? The only one.

Everybody else talking about something completely different. God! He does it every time Bro, just chill out We're like, we're, hey, we're about to go out Do you have like going out clothes? Hey, hey Every third down!

Yeah, I brought clothes there in my car. You know, he's like still switching back and forth. Hey, real dramatic. Something happens, yeah, 10 minutes left in the third quarter. They fumble gets picked up by the other team. Like, still plenty of game left, right? Plenty game left. hands up. Well, I'm getting fucking blacked out tonight.

Goes to the kitchen. And why am I the guy that's so happy for that? I'm like, yeah! Like, finally he's on our team, dude. Like, he's getting wrecked because his team lost. Like, this is going to be a great night. Like, I'm so glad they lost. Oh, man. Yep. I've

I've been there. I always thought about like a guy doing that early on in a relationship with a girl you know where she's like oh my god yeah you love the Steelers like they're on

let's watch and he's just like yeah like oh wow this chick's awesome like she does want to watch he's like now like I'm a big fan but you know like so if I get crazy or whatever she's like oh no like I get hey my dad my dad you should see my dad Like literally and you're like

Okay, okay And then you're sitting there Like kind of still trying to talk to her and everything Same shit Answered you You know We fuck gave me She's like

So I was thinking I was thinking dinner tonight You hear a pump block Go ahead Scoop and score for six Already We're already doing this again She's like

What's so funny is The girl she tries to She has no idea what she's getting into And she tries to do the whole like my dad and my brothers. I mean, like, seriously.

But, like, her dad and her brothers the most they're doing and just like, really? I can't believe this team, man.

Like, that's the most that they do. Yeah. Hey, the refs? They're really blowing it for us today, huh?

Meanwhile, this guy's fucking punching holes in the wall. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, he's like, seriously aggressive.

Right. Yeah, he's like trying to, for the first few things that mess up. He's like, oh, nah,

it's all good. It's, you know, I mean, it's just, it's fine. Flips the coffee table over. 42 to 7. He's not even there anymore. It's just the girl watching the game. There's holes through the window. 15 Budweiser cans on the ground.

He's in the front yard, like pacing around. Oh, it's football season. Finally, thank God. This gets me fired up. Hope it gets you fired up, Clubhouse. Hey, video, though. Video, I'll be. the girl? Just saying.

Can't wait to be the girl, dude. Just saying. It's just going to wear the wicks so bad. Nobody wants to be a cross-dresser more than me, but it just works out so well. You go back to TG Origins watching the Super Bowl with your girlfriend. Come on. Come on, dude.

That's a good one. Hot head. Hot head. in a new relationship watching his team. The girl, though, she tries to, like, she tries to play into it a little bit,

you know? Oh my God. Like, seriously, what? I'm sorry. It's crazy. Rubbing your back. Get off of me! You got to go for a drive.

You got to go for a drive. She's, she's calling her mom, while you're on the drive. I just like don't know. I'm kind of, I didn't expect him. Like,

I knew that he liked him. I just didn't expect him to like it's so bad. Every time I try to, every time I try to like help or like calm him down, he's like, keeps telling me they're in the hunt for the wild guard. And I have no idea what that means. Dude,

you just end up in the high, the guy ends up at a bar watching it for the rest of the game. Doesn't come home. No. She has to track his phone because she's worried that he's like got arrested. Just head and hands at a bar. Aaron Rogers, yours on. Hat just like yours.

Like hat started like mine. Hat almost. That's how you can tell. You can tell how bad the game is going for a dude is a huge fan by how close his hat is to just falling off of his head. At the end of the game. That's where you've been, you've had it on and off so many times and you've thrown it and you're just, you're tired of mess. So you just, you pop it on there and you're so out of it that you don't even know that it's just hanging there by a thread. Hanging by your ear like it's an ornament on your Christmas tree.

You think they can come back and win, but they like that bad, they score. They have a late kick return. You're like, God, the amount of times that's happened to me, dude. when the Steelers will be down by like they'll be down by like 17 with like three minutes to go they put together a quick scoring drive you know like hit Big Ben would hit a bomb

like Martavis Bryant you're like if we get this on side hold on yeah hold on don't move anything but you know you know you know down you're like it's over it's over I've been over they return the kick

all right oh I'm so ready I'm so ready. Let's get to the clubhouse here. Team these guys at gmail.com. Let's go to AJ. He says, we. What's up, fellas?

Day one listener, second time emailer. Not that this is a sports podcast, but I was wondering where you guys always like to watch your favorite team play on the road. I'm a diehard buck guy. And for some reason, I always like playing on the road at Michigan State in October. No idea why it just feels right. So I might ask while Lee Corso does the Brutus Mascop. head one final time in Columbus and looks at back at me and says,

Nutsal fest, my friend. AJ. Oh, and by the way, Con Cowherd is six too. Of course I would always come in hot. Damn. He's tall. Been trying to figure out how tall Paul Feinbaum is for my whole entire life.

Is he 5'7 or is he 6'7? I bet he's probably tall. He has like two. He has like a tall guy features. I know. I would say that's fair. His height isn't on the internet. But where you like to see your team play?

Michigan State's a good call. For some reason, that stadium does feel like good. I think it's always how close the fans are. How close the fans are to the field. It's like on top of you. It's grass. it's always a little dark and like cloudy too at Michigan State it's always like it might rain it's probably gonna rain at Michigan State

I think that's a great point I think I can count probably on three fingers the number of sunny Michigan State games I remember never seen one ever do they play in the sun they only play dude that I don't think oh the sun's out hey we gotta wait a couple more hours they they don't play unless it it's literally 8 p.m. Or if it's rainy and cloudy. I've never seen a sunny game. I wish you can say.

Not even rainy, man. Just like the cloudy and the way that they're the noon kickoff and they go to them from after game day and the lights are already on. And it's noon. Overcast, dude. Like, what kind of weird time warp is this? Like dark green jerseys. Yeah. Dude, they're so NFC.

I feel like probably because Ohio State always kicks the shit out of Michigan State there too So probably helps I'm trying to think What do I like to see the Steelers play Oh you're thinking NFL What stadium

Oh dude I I say this a lot I think But I like watching games that are in Seattle Not a big Seattle guy Not a big Seattle guy I like believe it or not I hate I love when the Steelers play in Sensi

so bright every game in Cincinnati complete opposite of Michigan State just that it's 100 degrees the sun is like high noon I feel like the turf is lit up but I think it's more so

because the Steel yeah I mean it's like the Steelers very rarely do they go into Cincinnati and lose like they're typically winning in Cincinnati. So that helps. I'm just thinking about where I like

since I don't really have a team. I'm like where do I like just a random randomly turning on an NFL game? What stadium do I like it to be in? Like camera angles, everything included. What do you think? I think I love

I think primetime games might be the best at the Super Dome. Like a New Orleans Night game. Sunday night football. I'm just thinking of when the Steelers played the Saints at the Super Dome on Halloween night. Oh, God. I mean, that was just, it was too much to handle all of us.

It's a sexy game. We rarely win there, but it's still just, it just feels primetime. I don't know if it's just because the Sugar Bowl's played there. And like I said, the lights around the helmets that are black, I don't know. I just,

it's, it's a fun environment. I like domes and like enclosed, like stadiums feel more, um, prime time than an outside one. Because it feels like BCS, like,

you know what I mean? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Like honestly, honestly, the Cowboy Stadium is like it a little bit. Just because I play on Sunday night so much.

But yeah. I'll tell you. one that I don't like, I don't like SoFi where the Rams and Chargers play. I hate that stadium. I've been there like four times just for no environments and games.

I just, yeah. It's like kind of outside, kind of not outside. It's kind of weird. I love too, I think that's part of New Orleans like because basically whenever the Steelers play at an NFC South stadium because it happens

like once every eight years that's like falcons saints bucks falcons saints panthers bucks that's a sick conference man yeah yeah damn yeah damn something that's so unique about it because you don't see it hardly ever so it's just a little bit of a sprinkle of ooh yeah I like those teams that play each other that never play each other like vikings bangles I'm like wait a minute

why do I always feel like the Vikings and bingles should be playing on Christmas Eve it's such a weird weird game. Oh, because the colors, the helmets and like, oh, that's a good, that's a good uni matchup. Whenever, whenever you can have helmets that aren't, that don't have a logo on them, but it's just like your, you know, like part of your mascot that's not really your logo, that's so cool to me. Rams, Bengals, Vikings, Texans, kind of with the horn. Yeah. Yeah. Fish, fish. Let's go to Casey. It says, that's the dream, man.

You're 11 years old and you get the call. The call from Orlando and you're given a choice of Nickelodeon shows to be on. Oh my God. What's your call? Guts, double dare, legends of the hidden temple, wild and crazy kids. Figure it out, what would you do, Nick Arcade? Slept my ass with a dodgeball from the PE closet that left enough of a mark when it was a full PSI. Okay

Casey What a sick voicemail Uh voicemail email Do you have it guts I think I watched

Figure it out I think I watched Every single episode Why was that always on TV When I was watching TV I think it like landed at the time Where I just came in from playing outside And it was like before dinner or something

Summer Sanders Your host That was my dream to be on that show. Figure it out. I think it was just before my time. But I watched every single episode. Okay, what show would you pick?

I'd say double dare. Double dare definitely rings true to me. Because that was with all the slime and everything, wasn't it? I can't remember. Is that where like they're pulling slime out of a nose? That might have been guts. These shows are like very early in our lives, though, kind of. Yeah.

And fairly early in the Nickelodeon sphere. Of course, internet being so slow. Oh, dude, the crag. That's guts. That big, like, mountain thing. And there was, like, three different colors. Yeah, see, double-dayer was all the slime. Double-Dare was on at, like, 7 a.m.

I think it would be double-dair. Gosh, what a time of kids' television. The best. What a moment in time there for Nickelodeon. Deladere had the big nose with all the green slime coming out of it. Yeah. I would pick Legends of the Hidden Temple. I think that's the coolest show I ever made almost.

Yeah, that would be my second for sure. The different teams? The golden salamanders against the blue, I don't know. Goldfish. Blue gold. Wild. Blue barracudas. Oh!

I want a bluebird shirt. I'm sure it's so bad. What would your fantasy football team name be, by the way? This is not an email question. Oh, it's tough, man. That's on the spot. I know. I know.

It's on the spot, but you can come back with it. If it's something strikes, you can come back with it. Let's go to Nathan. It says, not a birthday podcast. Which, by the way, my birthday is this week, and I've been thinking about how, like, you know, that, just that birthday week feel, that even you get as your old

does that still exist for you? Does that still exist for you? I'm telling you something good always happens on your birthday. Something there's the something will happen bro. A guaranteed stone cold lock. But it's weird.

It's like, hey, I'm about to turn 32, but even last night, like, you know, it's Sunday night, you're kind of,

we're just picking up the house a little bit, getting everything in order. But then it would hit me. I'd be like, oh, I got my birthday this week. Hey.

Hey. No, that's, that's, it, it stays forever, bro. You can be, you can, you can, you can try to be all cool and act like you don't care about your birthday or it, it matters. There's, there's a little bit of, there's a little bit of magic in there. Even the whole week. Yeah. You're just like, hey, that's coming up. And maybe, maybe on Tuesday night, I'll just go pick myself up a little something just because it's, you know, I got my birthday. Yeah. And somebody you don't think remembers, remembers. And they're like, what are you doing Wednesday? Your birthday is on Thursday? Wow. Is it on Thursday? Somebody picks you up on Wednesday and they're like, you want to do something tonight? It's your birthday tomorrow.

And you're like, he knew? Wow. Yeah, you're right. Something always happens, bro. When you get that unexpected, haven't heard from you or a cool, oh, wow, that means a lot. Thanks. Yeah, even a text, that's just like from somebody.

And you're like, damn. Yeah. Didn't know. I remember when I was 19 I worked at a cemetery the summer going into my sophomore year that was my summer job I'm so jealous you had that job bro

every time you talk about it I'm like God what a life dude just listening to the ESPN radio shows and cutting grass in a cemetery getting a tan God I trade it all for that yeah still might be my best job Barry, like, it was.

But there was, I had these different co-workers, these guys who worked at the cemetery, and they were all way older, obviously a little rough around the edges, gruffy, you know, just smoked a lot of cigarettes, that kind of thing. Perfect. And I remember I was riding with this one guy one day, and it was his birthday. And I didn't, like, one of the other guys who worked at the graveyard, like, halfway through the day, like, mentioned something about it. And this guy, of course, was, like, downplaying it.

Like, no, no, no, no. And so then I'm sitting in the front seat next show. I'm like, dude, it's your birthday? Happy birthday, man. Like, you know, I'll go get you something in the gas station. Like, just trying to hype him up, you know what I mean? Snaple. And he's like, this guy, I'll never forget.

He's like, I don't care about all that. And I was like, you know, what do you mean? You don't care about all that. You don't care about what? Your birthday? He just goes, just another day. for me. I was like,

nah, bro. I remember I was 19. I was like, I think I said to him. I was like, man, I don't ever want to get to the point

when my birthday is just like another day. Like at least give me like a nice coffee in the morning. Like treat myself to a cupcake at night. I don't know. What's the point of living? No, that's true,

man. I would make him pull the car over and I'd buy $50 worth of shit from the gas station and just throw it at him. Shut up! Eat these Reese's pieces. Never forget that. All right. Anyways, this is Nathan.

Not a birthday podcast. Hey, guys, love the show. The segment when you're talking about the frozen faces that around the horn had me dying

while I was trying to work. Hell yeah, bro. The paper tossing against the grave tone while calling bank as it goes in to the hole is frigging hilarious. Also,

speaking of birthdays, mine is April 15th, which I think is perfect. Although April 15th is tax day officially. Thank you, Nathan. We know that. It was the perfect time.

Here are my reasons why. Coasting at the end of the school year, still playing school baseball while Major League Baseball starting up. Weather is perfect, not too hot or cold. The Masters is on TV, and you're excited about the summer. There are many more, but those are the main ones.

Also, I was one of the kids that got his license at the end of my freshman year of high school. I thought I was the coolest, and people asked me to drive them everywhere all the time. What is the best birthday present you've ever received? Doesn't matter how old you were. Again, thanks for the show. good quality content

Nate Yeah Gosh Freshman year In the freshman year You're getting that You're looking You're coasting

Like you're in the movie Daze and confused Slow right Bown Down do Take it easy Like that's playing in your mind As you're driving

Knowing you have the whole summer Of debauchery and bullshit As long as you don't get caught By your parents driving other people around Because you weren't allowed to He has his permit Remember that

You just permit Oh yeah You have your permit That's not like all anyone said to me I was like do you have your permit I don't even know bro I guess Man my mom

She would she would put I mean if I got If I already get caught riding around with a couple of my buddies Who had that like March April May birthday That had their permit Going into sophomore year's

Oh my God Dude game over Bye bye Like I would have rather gotten caught by the police than my mom That's fine Yeah please I always felt guilty Like I didn't really like live up the driving experience right when I got my license

I don't think I really drove until like two years after I got my license Because I was like I'm gonna get in a wreck Like I could I was like I'm not listening to music like the first I don't think I listened to music for a year When I got my license really Because I was like, dude, I'm so much Because I thought for sure You would have been pulling off the lot

Banda-D-D-D-D-D-Bight down Baby I can lie Stealing the club fucking shirt off Football gloves On the mirror That's like senior year when I was like Okay, I know how to drive But for the first two years, bro, I was going down

One Way's the wrong way like drive dude I remember driving downtown Indianapolis for the first time and I was I think I went down every street the wrong way I was like how would I know bro and I was kind of like I gotta lock in like the where you stop for red lights too

like if you're if you're not like accustomed to the city you don't know shit like that you're 15 I'm like I don't know where to like the lines like pass the over I don't know it's crazy So I like try You know it's wild I mean a lot of clubhouse

Will resonate with this I'm sure But there might be a few out there that are like You guys are that old We started driving At the time when if you were going to In a way basketball game To watch your homies play You had to print off MapQuest directions

Oh yeah that was definitely a thing To get to like a Bro that sucked When he wanted to go to a party And like my mom never wanted to wanted me to go. She never really wanted to take me. And I had to like find the directions, print off MapQuest, use all the ink in the printer.

Give them to my mom. This is where she lives. I'm like, what don't, what am I even doing? I just remember trying to like make my way, like me and David Heckman, like trying to make our way to Sassina to watch the varsity football games. Never been. It's so hard to figure out how to get to Sassina. He's got like.

Three pages. Three pages of MabQuest. And so you have to rely on your buddy in the front seat to, like, tell you. And you're like, he's 15 to, he can't, what? He can barely read. He doesn't know what all these. Yeah. Didn't have the old Siri just being like, at the next slide, turn left.

Still have no idea where Sassina is, never driven by it in my life. One time to watch you play in the state championship. And I was still like, how do we? we get here? I always just end up at the scene. I'm like, oh, there it is. Never, never figure, it's so weird.

Dude, I mean, seriously, that we're, we are fully, we're so old. The first time, the first car that I had, the first time I was driving, I had a CD case that I'd pop different CDs and the CD player in the car and had MapQuest

directions. Big ass. CD trapper keeper in your car? Did you have that? Oh, yeah. Schiller had that too. I never did. I just had like a bunch of loose CDs in my middle console.

That's how it got to be. But when I started, I think that was like one of my 16th birthday presents. Speaking of birthday presents, like I'm pretty sure like my parents or someone, you know, grandma, a cool uncle like got me a big CD case because they're like, yeah, like you're going to be driving.

You want to be able to, you know. So I think it started with that. But then by the time that I was a junior, you're definitely a senior. It was just shit everywhere. Listen to the same one. First track, it was a good day by Ice Cube.

Sister still knows every single word because she was a freshman and I took her to school every day. Oh yeah, that can really, that really has an effect on people. The music you listen to in your car and if you're like carpooling with people,

like that's a whole thing. I'm listening to like Trappaholics mix tapes, taking my girlfriend and her sister to school or girlfriend or my, My girlfriend and sister at the time is like a freshman. 15 years old has no idea what's going on. Just blast in DJ drama. She was probably like, what is this?

Mr. Thanksgiving. Real trap. She's 15. Shit. There's a guy. And I'm blasting it too. There's a guy that I knew that. every day as he was turning

into the like the street to go to our school dude he would he would immediately switch to the track that was Hail Mary by Tupac on the Machiavelli record and so just turn that shit up rolling into a Catholic

high school with Hail Mary playing you know 100 C Hail Mary that's kind of hard if you want to ride a day a da da da I hate a killer, but don't push me.

Revenge is like the Swedish joydix to get... Wave into the principal when you're going by. Principles direct in traffic, yeah. Dude, don't talk about milto like that, all right? No way, it wasn't him. It wasn't him, dude. You know it was Jack Andrews. Oh, shit.

That's crazy. Not a look I'm trying to picture his car I'm like did he Best birthday present you ever got go God dang it dude I know I got something for this but I can't remember right now The first thing that comes to my head though was

I went to Disney World like two years ago Last year Oh yeah Oh wait No I went to Disneyland Which was kind of just as good Because I'm not I don't know about that life too much

So I was like oh this is a man amazing. Was a great time. Yeah. Did somebody get you that for your birthday? Yeah. Girl I was dating. Let's see.

Let's see how he tap dances around this one. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I could say her name. I mean, it was on TV, Jan Danielle. But she was like, she was all about Disney. And I was kind of like, I don't know what to do. I just kind of started living here in L.A. She's like, let's go.

And that was like one of those days where, dude, I was saying yes to everything. It was so much fun. Let's do it. Should I eat that? Let's eat it. A churro? Yeah. This?

Yeah. Six drinks at the Star Wars bar? Yeah. Bro, just the ever. This canteen? Everything. Everything. I'm happy for you.

See how nice it is when you just sit back and you just let life live? Oh, dude, on your, on your birthday, you got to let it hang. You know what I mean? Just, yeah. Should I get a lightsaber? Yeah. Dude, I love, dude. Those all yeah days,

you just, you got to earn them, but like they're, they're fun. I was going to say, I had a button, I had a button that said, that said,

happy birthday on it. Everybody at the park, happy birthday. Yeah. Be birthday, Benny. Say my name on it. Yeah. Every,

I'm telling you, dude, every single time I saw a coffee place. Let's go. Coffee run. I wonder how many times I peed that day, but they were all worth it. It was a good, it was a good night?

What was the birthday order from coffee? Was it just like your typical? Like an iced cough? Yeah, I was getting like a lot of coffee. So I was like, I got to keep it probably black, iced black. You know what I mean? But yeah, that was a good one. That was last year, too.

But I know there's one from when I was younger that I can't think of right now. Clubhouse, this just goes to show me and Ben's relationship. I didn't even know he was dating anybody So I had no idea Todd should be Dude I can be married with a family You'd never know No you're gonna do what your dad did to you to me

Hey you're gonna be like getting married I'll let you know five minutes before the best man speech bro Go off the dome Oh yeah Yeah dude Best birthday gifts man I mean, my parents always like hooked it out. You know, you always feel like, because you reflect now when you're younger,

you're like, I know that we didn't probably have like the money for them to be doing that shit. But like, damn, that was awesome. Probably when I was seven, I got a red scooter, like one of those. Razor? What's the name? Yeah, razor scooter. Red razor scooter. Holy.

think that same year I got a white Titans right at Eddie George Jersey from both of them those are too sick ass presents I still get a little excited when I see a razor scooter I'm like damn yeah I remember how bad I wanted one of those man it was like

that was like a next level trend when we were growing up was the was a razor scooter it was like and we uh we had a day where we brought ours to school in PE and we had scooter day. And I was like, I gotta have something. I didn't get a razor because my mom wasn't really about that life. I think they're like 80 bucks.

But I got one that was called a blitz. It was just like the lower level. I know, bro. I know. But I was like begging her, dude. Begging. And like the colors were so cold. You know what I mean?

They had the red. There was a purple. Your sister wants one. Dude. And I'll all remember. remember this for as long as I live, bro. It was on a Sunday and nothing was going on.

And homework was done. Dude, I was watching Deuce Daly rush for like 200 yards against the Cowboys. You remember that game? Eagles, Eagles against the Cowboys at the Cowboys Stadium. Duce Daly was going off.

And I was just like, Mom, can we go get a scooter? And she's like, yeah, let's go. Went to Toys R Us for the first time ever. Got a green blitz scooter. It was like the chill was in the air from the fall Put the hoodie on had the had the shorts on It was just in the driveway forever Going and so you know trying it out

Like figuring it out and stuff like that Went inside watch NFL prime time Oh That's a good night bro That's a yeah day That's why Sunday's hit me like a little different I'm gonna start crying Dude Stanley went off though

You know it's a yeah day when even the people in your life for saying yeah too. So you're saying yes to everything, but then even your parents, your girlfriend, your wife, your sister, you know,

when people are being, your homies that are always a pain and us are like, yeah, dude, it's your birthday. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Yeah, let's go. How about when somebody else is more excited than you to go somewhere on your birthday? You're like, hey man, I was thinking about,

what if we went there, but like that might be too much. And they're like, no, dude, let's go. And you're like, oh, yeah.

That's one thing. Yeah, my wife does the same shit. Like, right? You know, because it's like, you know, it is with a girlfriend, your spouse, your wife, or whatever. Like any other day, a lot of times it's just like, we're not doing that. We don't need to do that. They need to do this.

But, you know, like, on my birthday, you know, I can be like, I want to go wake up at 7 a.m. And I want to go get Long's donuts. And then I want to go to sports fanatics. She's just like, yeah, it's your birthday. We should. We're going right now. Yeah. You're like, what do you want?

What do you want? Oh, my. God. Get it. Get it. Happy Gilmore, full-stitched jersey. Get it. Ooh, the Bruins one? Or the one with the B? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Do you have that? A long sleeve hockey joint? No, I need it. That's sick. Yeah. I got the Bouchet.

And then, like, you're kind of pushing it to the limit. She's saying yes to everything. And then you're like, can we go to Alyn Porium later? And she's like, yeah. You're like, you think you snuck one in? but it gets real testy when all of a sudden it's like you know maybe maybe not on your birthday but like the next day you're out with your friends for your birthday and she's there with you and it's like 1030 and you're like I don't know I mean I think can we they're going to stay up for one more can I do one more

it's time to go okay all right that's my fun wore out my welcome hey 2 p.m. on your birthday though your birthday's over No, you can't let it creep in. No, and I disagree. I disagree because on your birthday, that whole freaking day is yours. That's your day.

Christmas, it's a combined. It's a collective. Everybody's in on it, so everybody knows that it's over. But on your birthday, that's where at 2 or 3 o'clock, that's where you go, I'm going to go give me a little PSL and coffee cake.

Yep. Don't even need, dude, I had so much coffee on my birthday. I'll stay up for 48 hours. Hey, your birthday's not done until you go to sleep on your birthday. So you keep staying up. You on Friday. It's not over.

Coffee coming out of your ears. Hi, honey. It's still my birthday. It's still my day. Pretty lady. I have more coffee cake to eat. Go to bed. He gets so whacked out from your birthday.

You just become hunting. Cake pops, cake pops Get them out, get them out Saying a bunch of crazy shit You get rewired to be hunting You stay up and have so much coffee Pretty lady Hi lady

Hi lady Hi lady It's my birthday They're just so crazy Hey get your hunting hat Get your hunting hat. Dude, we've got it. I hate to change the subject and pitch merge, but,

yo, go to our Instagram account. These guys, L.O.L. And there's a, there's shop on there now. Hit shop. Boom, it's on Instagram. We're like that. We're like that. Might be a couple bugs, but it's all on there.

That's sick. Yeah, that's a good. This is a good stopping point. Good end on a high note there. Yeah, these guys LOL on Instagram, these guys LOL. on YouTube. Team these guys at

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