THESE GUYS! - Snow Meet Shorts

Episode Date: June 26, 2024

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Everything I do is Kuyper's best available, bro. Snow meet shorts. Shorts meets snow. That's so funny, dude. Snow meets shorts. Shorts meets snow. There was no option. I think I wore pants twice between the ages of like 17 and 24.

TG 89. Rest of peace, Frank Whitecheck. Oh, damn. Yeah, that's the only 89. I know. Hey, but look. Whoa. Not a sports podcast, but whatever.

Low Key Packers Pod. Where'd you find that, Jim? Actually, my roommate just moved in, new apartment, close to Hollywood Boulevard roommate, big Packers fan. And that's why you're living with them. It's the only reason why. like the type of Packers fan they'll just like when we're going to sleep

like he'll be like good night bro I'm like all right see you tomorrow he's like Dorsey Levin's like that kind of that kind of Packers fan dude a Jeff Saturday Packers jersey might that's like an all time fucking lineman jersey not that this is a sports

podcast right? Nah not at all not at all that's good does he have a cheese head? Do they have a cheesehead? He got it all bro, he's got it all, but he had to, he left it. Like, he's from Indiana, so he left it. You know, he didn't bring it out here. He's like, I had to, I had to, I had to leave it behind, which is sad.

That is sad. Why don't you push some tickies there? Tickies. Hey, show tonight, Portland. I'll see you tonight. I can't wait. And I'm like so excited to go. I've never been to Portland before.

Then we got Philly, July, 24. We got Raleigh, August 22nd. We got Buffalo, September 19th. Austin, Texas, October 10th, San Diego, California, November 7th. In Phoenix, Arizona, December 5th. Tickeys, tickies, get them right under here. Or Benedictpolice.com. Jesus, shut up.

Hot, hot, hot. How would we do that? We just both put them on ours for these guys' fall situation comes through? Like, what do you? What do you think we'd do that? Put them on both? Yeah, we would put them on both. Or we could get a joint website.

That'd be kind of hot. Nah, that's stupid. Too many websites. Who goes to? I'm all over. I'm all over punch up right now. What is that? You should be going to punch up. I don't know.

It's this website that really helps with, like, analytics and data to see who's, who's buying tickets and where and shit. people sign up for it so you can send them when you're performing and where and all that. So I mean, it's a little bit different than your own website, I guess, but the analytics are better. I don't know. Working for me. So anyways, who cares?

Hey, I redeem myself, uh, the golf outing that I was out on Monday. So again, back to back weeks. I told you guys a few weeks ago. I said these guys are going to be a little bit different schedule on golfing, Ben's moving, all that. But I've had two Mondays in a row golf outings. Right, right, right. And I redeem myself totally. You played good?

Ew. Didn't hit any house? I didn't play. I didn't I didn't play good, but I just played like a somewhat competent casual golfer, which is leaps and bounds from what I did two weeks ago. What it really mattered in front of the real golfers? Yeah.

Well, that's the problem is yesterday. It was a force of my own. So I just had three of my best friends with me. So I was calm, collected, you know, having a laugh, having a good time. It wasn't really too concerned if you played like a hack or not. So that's the key.

That was, I'll give it away. That was the key is that, you know, you're with your boys, less pressure, more fun than being with guys that you're meeting for the first time and are judging you on every swing you take. Meeting someone for the first time already the most embarrassing thing ever done in my life and then playing golf in front of them? no thanks I'll ride around in the golf cart

and hit shit yeah it is funny that you don't do that in any other sport or any other hobby you know hey yeah just met cool you want to come and play in this basketball tournament oh hey you're throwing a you know throwing on a on a helmet and some pads

go run seven on seven just met this guy Jeff he's going to be quarterback today what that's so weird man yeah so this is a good day good day but i'm feeling better than i did last week when we sat down to record less like a schmuck you know can't even imagine no thank you so are you going to portland to like from are you already there same day whoa show tomorrow going tomorrow i'm usually kind of scared to do that because i'm like if my flight gets delayed whoops no show

but uh rolling the dice that yeah man that's always you're always on edge the day of a show and i love you a parapet boy whoa but then when you're traveling on top of it oh it's a whole nightmare everything about it is kind of like every like how am i even doing how is this even possible can't relax on the plane can't relax you just you just can't relax anywhere you know it's day of a show is like, don't talk to me, please. Yeah. I don't think that, does that ever end? I don't know.

Probably not. It's like the day of a game, you know, when he had a game. Just a big deal going on, bro. Like, I got a game later. I can't, like, go get, like, I can't be a normal person before it. I'm not, like, if I have something going on at 5 p.m.,

I can't do anything before 5 p.m. Did you like having games more in, like, elementary middle school or games more in high school? or games more in high school, like on that game day feeling? Probably when I was younger. Friday was cool. Yeah, Friday was probably,

yeah, probably high school football and Fridays. Because everybody was doing it, you know? That was tough to be. When we were younger, like games are just scattered everywhere. Saturday, Sunday, sometimes Thursday, weirdly.

Like, no one had like a complete schedule. dude the worst was with baseball and you'd be sitting there in like april on a tuesday and you're like oh yeah i have a game against the orioles tonight at 530 on diamond 6 that sucks when you're when you're in like like what grade i don't know like fifth sixth yeah a game on a third night was always kind of kind of sexy for some reason no way dude that sucked i kind of I like that.

Like basketball season. Like, oh, we got a, like Thursday. We play like St. Luke weirdly. I'm like,

all right. That was only a hype when it was around Christmas. When you knew that they were, you know, like you're walking in and the school and the church and the annex would have some Christmas decorations up. Maybe the,

the, the person keeping the scorebooks wearing a Santa hat. You're like, oh. Nothing better than that. Why is that so fucking, God, I love that.

Right home. It doesn't matter if you get your ass beat or not. You're riding home. You got Christmas music on the car. Fucking who cares. Just lost by 42. Merry Christmas, big Christmas comes this time each year. December 21st.

Dude, yeah, who cares? That's, that is awesome. Yeah. December 21st. When you're in grade school and you have school the entire day and then you're sitting there and you're like, oh man, I got a D on my science test. So my parents already pissed. Then, oh, by the way, I got to go face Michael Ramey and the Mariners at Diamond 5.

At 530. My dad probably had a shitty day at work, so he's going to be mad coaching third base. It all just sucked, dude. I never lived that baseball life. Kind of wish I did. But, yeah, I mean, not sports podcast. and we're definitely not losers who reminisce on the good days

but the Friday energy even if you weren't a football player though everything was a little sweatier on Friday there's just a little extra juice little extra ass sweat on Fridays I was like the first Friday of the year

I was like oh my God this is so football right now like oh can we it was almost a little too much I know I just felt like the two songs that were playing in my head the entire day for that was Bum blam-blum-b-b-boun-bown-b-b-bown-a-b-b-bown-a-b-b-b-b-bon-b-b-b-bam-bamp-bam-bam-bam-bann- long-cool woman in a black dress

that, that, that one, and then Hey! I like that one. I like that one. Bown-d-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Hey! What was going on? But I was going on in the studio during that one.

It's like a guy was just yelling from outside across the street. And they're like, keep that in. Yeah. Because it doesn't seem like it's really part of the song. We actually have this idea, all right? And you're going to go stand outside of the studio and just keep yelling, hey, in different vocal ranges. It's going to come together real well. We'll keep the doors open.

We'll prop the doors open and we'll put a mic right here and we'll pick it up. I was hated when like the bands would play that. A pep band, a version of that, it's just, is not the same. Yeah. I always kind of the the bands during games are so like overlooked, you know? I was actually just thinking about that the other day, Ramley. I was like, wow. I think it was because Kirk Herbstreet tweeted

only nine more Saturdays. I was like, oh, damn, we're getting close. I was like, man, what I could go for right now just be watching a game where teams just getting blasted and like the opposing team scores another touchdown and immediately the band is just playing so loud while Herb Street's just like, yeah, you're going to see, does a nice job reading this end right here.

It gets a little annoying. Just knowing every team's fight song from playing college football video games. I'm like... I know. Was it NCAA 06 where they had a mix of like real songs, but then also the fight songs?

Oh, like on the menu gameplay part? Yeah. Yeah. Because I'd have like De La Sol. Dun, dun dun dun dun dun. It's just me,

myself and I. But then also they'd go back to, you know. A good question actually. I think the next year was just fight songs and there's nothing wrong with that. Like for some reason

I never got sick of fight songs. I was never like, oh, it was always just kind of nice in the background. Yeah. Hardest fight song. Hey, comment,

comment the hardest fight song. But dude, it might be USC. Because it was so different. Bum, but da, but namadamana. Bannam, but they were good, too.

It was like there. They're serious, bro. Like, I couldn't even tell you Oregon's fight song. Nah. Can do Oregon. Yeah, I think the ones that stick out, Michigan, Notre Dame, Tennessee. There's another one, too. People down there.

Does Florida have a good one? Florida State? Yeah, because I think there's is the... Oh. it's probably not their fight song, but it's like, it is their fight song, you know. Yeah, that shit goes so hard. I hated when the chiefs started doing that. I was like, guys, you can't have everything. You got the, you got Florida State, the chiefs, the Braves. The Braves do it too. Yeah. I got to get, man, I wish we wanted to get copyright because I just want to look up all these songs right now and just, I'm playing.

Get them stuck in my head. Patreon. I don't want to be copy. Don't want to be copyright cats. I feel like Wisconsin probably have one. I don't even know. Well, Wisconsin just jump around. Oh, I'm just waiting for a whole entire stadium to collapse one day during that kind of shit.

You know, like you ever just look at a stadium and you're like, how is Penn State Stadium just like still standing? Like all those people are just fucking, or even like a high school stadium? How have I not seen that on like Twitter yet? you know you go you go on twitter and it's like that weird account that pops up and it's like a bunch of people getting hit by a car or something like how how is that account not posted like in a whole entire high school like crowd like you're really waiting for that huh that's all i think about every time i'm at a game i'm like dude the bleachers are gonna fucking like just cave or gone yeah it's like my mom it's kind of shit she thinks well like the wood bro you ever see some like a kid bounce on the wood like

playing thing I'm like can we get some that's going down yeah that's all I think about that and when I'm at a stadium I'm like can I just jump if I jumped right now would I land on the field that's on during a game

that's all I think about they're like up the upper deck you mean yeah like you're on the upper deck in a stadium I'm like if I stood on the railing right now and like leaped out I think I'd land on the sideline. Like, I'd land, like, on, like,

Kenny Moore or something. Yeah, you'd break your leg or legs. Pretty quick. Yeah. Not if I landed on, like, Tony Saragusa or something, though. Right, yeah. Right, right, right. Tony Saragusa or Larry Fitzgerald's ass.

It'd be all right. Best ass in the NFL forever and ever, amen. Larry Fitzger. Oh, I sent it to you. Oregon. Oregon bringing the throwbacks. Oh, that's amazing. Are they really doing that?

I kind of feel like it's AI. It's too good to be true. I think so. They're bringing back to Joey Harrington, Dennis Dixon. What are those on the, those little like metal plates? Steel plates on the shoulder pads.

Sometimes, I don't know if I believe it yet, because I'm like, that's just so cool that they would do that. Yeah, that'd be nasty. When they think about the people, when teams when like there was another one that happened in the NFL

and they just brought one back can't remember it oh if the Jaguars do that we're good to go that's like so like for the fans well yeah I saw 70s fashion advice on on Twitter

they tweeted out a picture of Trevor Lawrence and his because he got that contract extension and to his press conference he wore a polo shirt and a hat that had like the old school Mark Brunel Jaguars logo on it. Oh, I saw. I was like, why don't they just go back for good?

Yeah. That old Jaguar with the new Jaguar looks like a girl Jaguar. It does. It looks like like a, and there's nothing, I mean, there's nothing wrong with a girl Jaguar, but the old one just looks like the king, you know? The new one's like, yeah, the new one's like,

with like the Gatorial Jaguar. girl Jaguar a little too sexy I know it looks like a like a girl that just got her license Jaguar that's like I'm going to the mall that's the Jaguars logo right now but the old Jaguar was like I'm gonna like I'm the king of the jungle

yeah where's the first place you went when you got your license dude I don't know man holy shit dude you don't remember that first I mean you've there you got it a month of a day after your birthday

well my license situation wasn't like normal like I got my license but I didn't have a car for like two years so I just like you know I was just like yeah I have my license but I can like drive my sister's car to

oh I probably went to Target I probably went to Target in my sister's car just like whatever but I had to be back in like an hour so I couldn't like enjoy myself. Did anybody go with you? Nah, just solo trip.

My mom didn't want somebody to come with me that early like, you know? Like if I would have had one of my friends with me, we would have like hit a fire hydrant or some shit. For sure. Well, they had that rule. It was like the first six months or whatever after you got your license. You weren't allowed to have somebody else in the car.

Who's been? On another episode of who's doing that? Dude, I got my license. everybody aisle in. It's like a clown car. Uh-huh. On the way to the mall. Yeah, just literally doing nothing.

You just want to be in a car and driving. It was fun. Dude, the car rides are fucking fun. We're both like dogs, bro. Just turn on a song. Dude, if somebody's like, want to go for a ride, I'd be like, bro, just put a song on,

go to the mall. That was my whole high school on the weekend. sometimes oh yeah dude sometimes we didn't even sometimes we like we've just roll around neighborhoods man like literally like cruising back in the day like the 50s we just like those giant neighborhoods around St. Barnabas they're like hey there's a ton of fucking backroads and shit this chick lives over here at this house maybe she's out her parents they're you know what I mean like we just roll around just nothing to do bro

but it was like hey we're not at your house we're not in your basement like doing nothing, you know, like, or away from the parents, fuck it. You have that one swisher sweet that we can all kind of smoke on a little bit. And do absolutely nothing. Just talk about nothing on someone's weird patio. What are we doing? Right. Isn't it weird to think back like how much anxiety you would have now if you were just

literally doing that much of nothing like you did back when you're like 16 and 17? my whole life was, dude, I had a whole summer and nothing. Yeah. It was like, well, I got football workouts, so. But that's only three days a week. So the other days. Yeah. From nine to noon.

Seven on sevens for an hour and a half, weights for another hour and a half. That was insane, though. Nine to noon, nine to noon, pretty packed three hours there. I was like, whoa, hey, coach, remember it's summer. Yeah, dude, first place I went was just McDonald's, just for the fuck of it. To go get like a Coke. Just because I wanted to go somewhere, you know. I was always a McChicken, McDouble guy.

Oh, yeah. And a power raid. Did you do the one on top of the other, the McGangbang? I didn't either, man. Too trashy for me. I didn't either. I was like, now I like them separate. For sure

separate. I was like, I'm not high and I didn't go to I didn't go to some weird school out in the country like it seems like a country school high school thing. Dude, it's going to be gang bang. You ever do the thing when you were so bored with your friends

on the weekend that you all just drove to Walmart? Just mad in the parking lot. Lawyers. It was like, Remember old Walmart, bro? Old Walmart was like a thing. Like, we got nothing to do. Let's just like go to Walmart and walk around.

It was always the mall. It was never Walmart. I think when we went out like to Joe Kings, we would go to Walmart because it was the only thing to do out there in the country. Yeah. And that's when Walmart was like open 24 hours. You go to Walmart at 2 a.m. and be like, yeah, but I'm buying a plasma TV. Plasma TV.

It sounds so weird. Plasma TV. What's in it? How old are we? Yeah, dude. A couple weeks ago, we were talking about how, like, summertime, it was festivals, and then wintertime, it was the mall. And that was pretty much it.

Oh, damn it, dude. When it's really cold and you go to the mall, there's no better feeling. You just feel like a family in the mall, you know? Just the random people. You're kind of wearing, you're kind of wearing whatever. Like your, your best shit, you know?

Especially after Christmas, you, like, got all your Jordan Waffle shirts on. Yeah. You look in your closet and it's just Kiper's best available. You're like,

all right. Waffle shirt, first round pick for sure. I'm wearing these, I'm wearing these college basketball shorts, even though it's negative 13 degrees because Kiper's best available. These shoes that don't match anything

in their team Jordans, because my girlfriend got him for me because Kuiper's best available. Everything I do is Kuiper's best available, bro. Snow meet shorts. Shorts meets snow. That's so funny, dude. Snow meets shorts.

Shorts meets snow. There was no option. I think I wore pants twice between the ages of like 17 and 24. That's why it's still so weird for me to see you in pants. I still hate it. every day. Bro, if we didn't have to do stand-up comedy in pants,

I would never wear them. I would never wear pants. What's the point? What's the point? Just wear shorts, dude. It looks like shit. Seeing white socks on stage.

I'm like, dude, people, yeah, it's like some people were like saying shit to me yesterday because I wore pants to golf. I'm like, dude, golfing in shorts, that is weird to me too. It's the socks and the shoe ratio. I'm like something doesn't look right here. Yeah. Exactly. It's like you can never have the right

sock with the right shoe when you're golfing. I'm like that looks like shit. I've never seen Tiger Woods wear fucking shorts, dude. Hey, never seen Tiger Woods legs. Does he have them? Does he, does he have legs? You know, they're shaved. They're smooth as hell. They're just robotic limbs, dude. He's been high. him his whole life. Yeah. I say you do it, man. Wear some college short. Be you.

Give the people the real Politi. All right. I'll wear some Houston Rocket shirts, shorts, a waffle shirt, and prestos just to do Chomedy. That'd be insane.

And a Colorado Rockies hat. That had fitted backwards. Give it to him. Money clip in my pocket. Hey, I still do the money clip. Easy now. Pack a dentine ice in my other pocket. I forget,

I don't know why I didn't, I stopped doing money clip for some reason. I think it got too thin to where I was like, I don't have my wallet on me. Like, I just couldn't feel it anymore. Happens to me a good amount. Thought I lost my wallet over the weekend in Chicago.

Was super scared, but lost wallet energy on a road trip. Good luck. yeah I woke up in a panic on Sunday morning because me and my parents and my uncle like we went out to a couple bars on Saturday night had a pretty good time and I woke up on Sunday morning nothing not next to the bed not my pants not any of the tables now that I'm like oh god dude I'm like what the you know in a panic I'm like hung over I'm in a panic fuck worst nightmare worst nightmare but then like I went back of my head and I replayed I was like I had it in my hands and I had it in my hands and I was like I had it in my hands and I because I was trying to open some Zins with my credit card in the car on the way at home. I was like, it's got to be in the car. So eventually rushed down there. Boom.

There it is. Right. Tucked away in the seat. Thank God. Isn't it insane? Like the only thing you hear about is your wallet and your keys and you just constantly lose them. Like you know those days? You're like, damn, I haven't seen my wallet the whole day.

I'm like, how does that happen? Yeah. Sometimes you just go and take a peek and you're just like, all right. It's there. We're good. I did that three. times yesterday. Because like I'm like my shit's all weird right now and nothing's like in place. Four times. I was like, where's my wallet? And I'd look and be like, oh, there he is. Like it's a little dog in

my room or something. He's good. Right. Well, even when you, yeah, I mean, even when you, you haven't gone anywhere, you know it's around there somewhere. It's just like when you make it to your gate three hours before the flight leaves and you're like, all right, I know where 42 is. Here it is. Bam. Yes, it says by my destination on the, on the thing. Cool. Then you can go bounce around, and get candy, get food, whatever. But you just have to, it's just that peace of mind. It's all about that piece of mind. It's every time I get up out of my seat when you like your plane lands,

you get up and you're like at your destination. I'm like, I could have left everything in my seat. I don't know. Dude. Because for some reason, it's like the line behind you of people that are just like, I need to get out. And you're like nervous and you're like, I don't want to hit my head. And there's like my bag and I'm being rushed.

every time I'm getting off a plane I like get out of my seat I walk up like seven seats ahead of me I put my bag down and check if everything's there because I'm like dude can you guys just chill the fuck out people on planes slow down like

do you have a connecting flight in seven seconds or something yeah the mad scramble is nuts on those that's why usually I'm just like yeah I'll just like just go that's why I want to sit in the very back I'm like y'all you guys go bro. Oh my god.

What is the hurry? But then it just be taking too long. Then you're like, what is going on? When you're in the very back of the plane, everybody's taking their sweet-ass time, you know, checking everything, can't get the bag over the overhead. So everything takes too long.

But then you're like right in the middle, then it's like, holy shit. I got to be in and out of here quick. I'm never ready. I'm never ready to get up out of my seat. Just go. Well, they loyal you to sleep. They loyal you to sleep because, like, it's taken forever.

You're like, man, I got times never come back to me. And then all of a sudden, it's there. And you better be ready to go. Oh, shit. Sometimes I don't even have my seat belt unbuckled. I'm like, oh, my God, it's my turn. Yeah. It's like when you're, it's like when you're at mass and you're kneeling, you go up to communion.

You know, you're in days, just like looking at all the fucking people's shoes or whatever that's going by. And then all of a sudden the person next year is gone. so I taps you oh that is so embarrassing man the lines all the way up there I am with you yeah you feel like you have to run

but like I can't run in church they're like dude you're an idiot you're like I was praying you can always blame it on that I was praying that's praying meanwhile it cuts your face

cross-eyed with drool coming down just thinking about Jamal Mashburn shoes oh shit my bad I was praying the amount of The percentage I've actually prayed in church, 2%. 2%.

The percentage I've prayed. And how much of that? How much of that 2% is just the Our Father? It's the whole 2%. That's the prayer. Dude, I, to this day, I've never paid attention in church. I've never done it one time. I've never listened to anything they're saying.

I'm just always like. You never even like try. You never tried to read along Well like when I got to like age 22 I was like damn I've never paid attention in church Why should I start? So I just

Every wedding Me Just me thinking Not even the homily or anything Nothing not once I just See what always happens to me What always happens to me

Is I always start off giving the homily a chance And then father loses me Within like four minutes I'm like ah Yeah just you didn't grab me with that one man. Can there just be one priest that like hits at home? Like once? Every now and then they do. One priest hook me. Bring it down. Bring down the house. I'll never forget one time I hadn't been a mess in so long. The priest got done doing his homily. It was like it was like an

18 minute longer. It was like a long one. And I had zoned out so much that I just knew that somebody had stopped speaking. And so I started to clap. Oh shit. I like, went like this and I like did one. My sister like and then it all came together. I was like, oh my God, that was just a homily. It is always kind of weird.

Even if father does crush, there's no response at the end. So father can have you for like a nice 12 minute long, like has you hooked, making points, bam, brings it all together with a bow on it at the end, you know?

And then he just turns and walks back and we all just sit there? like we can't we can't give a little love the father yeah give him a little i don't know i guess he just sees the look on your face or maybe like if people are ooh that has to suck to be a priest bro because everybody's dozing days in kids are screaming like what a rowdy crowd or it's better crowd work well that's why yeah like christmas mass father's always doing crowd work on christmas mass you know because he always comes down it's just like what are you asking for for a Christmas

and it's a kid you know and the kid would be like oh PlayStation oh that sounds fun and then it'll be like and what and you'll finish on like an adult you know and they'd be like uh yeah my mortgage should be paid off oh yeah have fun fitting that one down the chimney for Santa and everybody's going on but then he brings it back to about how like it's not about what we ask for on Christmas it's about the

you know what I mean pay attention I've never paid I couldn't tell you one thing but yeah the priest is doing crowd work on Christmas

that's insane what if he was like started really doing it how long you guys been together what do you what do you do bro father you married us

oh father slept since then yeah dude I always do those priest videos because I love and like whenever a cool

and it'll come out you know like if the Colts We're in the Super Bowl back in the day, right? There's like 25 fucking Peyton Manning jerseys in the audience at mass. And when a father reads the room, you know, it's like, okay, we all want to get out of here. I know the situation, you know, God said, go Colts, walks away. Oh, that is a hype-ass mass, dude.

When people are wearing jerseys, I'm like, oh, this is crazy. Imagine we're in a jersey to church, bro. I'd be like, I'm going to hell. I can't believe it. Cannot believe it. No way, dude. You'll hate me for this. Saturday night, church?

Well, yeah, remember I went to my nephew's baptism a handful months ago, and people, I mean, I couldn't believe what I was looking at. It's like I was just at a Texas roadhouse or something. Ooh. What the fuck? You know, some people maybe had a polo shirt on on our first date, but then

Colts polo. People were just like. Okay, what are you, the defensive courts? coordinator. Oh, I'll never forget. The Steelers are playing in the AFC championship the next day.

It was Saturday night. I'm hanging out with Ben at a radio station because he had like his one of those late night shifts that we didn't do anything so we could just like brainstorm or write a sketch

or something. I'm sitting there and I'm like, all right man, I think I'm going to take off. I'm meeting some people at brothers. And I take my jacket off and it's a Steelers polo and Ben's like,

you're wearing that here I am I'm thinking I'm like yeah this is a perfect mix man I got my like gray going out pants on with a Steelers polo they play tomorrow

on the AFC championship like this is perfect and of course Ben brings me back down to earth pretty quick I had no idea the effect of things I said to you

like I was probably like he won't even think about that I was single at the time I had no game that night I was like ah no but the game was on tomorrow.

Oh, God. Oh, shit. Yeah. Come to think of it, I do think, like, actually, legitimately a couple of girls that night were just like, why are you,

do you know someone on the team? So, shut up. Oh, they play tomorrow. It's like your brother you play for that? No. Oh, no.

I wish. Girls just ruining everything. a guy likes. Part 800,000, 52. Oh, no. Oh, my God. You don't understand anything.

Just shut up is what I want to say so bad. Jesus Christ, dude. It's my favorite team. God, dang, yeah. The way a chick could just absolutely obliterate you with a line like that. Mm-hmm. Why are you wearing that team's shirt if you don't play for them?

You're like, wow, I feel like shit now. I remember a couple times I'd have like a Steelers hat and a Steelers shirt on or like a jersey, like pretty tight. Like, you know, they're playing on like Thursday night football or something. I'd be feeling pretty good. And then like a chick would just be like, oh, I guess someone likes the Steelers. You'd be like, oh, fuck. I would say that though I would say that

Like I would say it like Just like to you like low key Like hey are you can't tell if you're a Steelers fan or not I wouldn't like blow it up Oh yeah I got that many times I'm like well I should have just sworn the jersey And not the hat Or vice versa

It is a little crazy like when you see a guy walking down the street And straight up like everything he was wearing is Vikings I'm like bro Okay But then the Molnard in me I'm like You know I'd be like Yeah, yeah, I'm a big fan. Like, you know.

Yeah. What do you want from me? I'm a fan of something. I enjoy something. I wear the gear. I apologize. Okay, well, like, I was just kidding. Never mind.

Walk away. Never mind. You're like mad now. I don't like him. He has like temper issues. Just everything is like, Jesus Christ. Can't get a dub for anything.

He's like psycho. He's like psycho. He's like psycho. So true That guy's crazy He's like psycho Because he said one thing You said ghost dealers once

They scored touchdown And you're excited and you're all watching a game In a bar and you're like let's go Okay literal Psychopath Like oh my god Like he's abusive

I'm so glad Only 1% of females Listen to this show Our listenership's just 1%. I don't even know about that, bro. But I bet they, I bet I bet the 1% gets it. Just all high school defensive coordinators I listen to our show. Yes.

All JV high school defensive coordinators. That's all we want. What's your demo? JV football coaches. JV football coaches. JV football coaches. Not varsity. Right.

Yeah. Varsity is a little too. Come on. I'm not. I can't. Yeah. They're too locked in. They have,

you know, they don't have any other job. They're varsity. They're on staff at school. They're teachers. Right. His history. Football coaches are like guys who just,

you know, sell like shrap metal during the day. And then afterwards they're thrown on the backwards cap. And it's been like, that's our demo. selling tech 9 to 5 5 to 9 coaching db he's getting the back battle babe I did that video last week

because I was just like one day last week I remember literally I just had a pair of shorts on and I think actually this long sleeve shirt and like low cut shoes low cut socks and it was warm I was like I'm literally dressed like a crazy JV football coach right now So that's what I was like, yeah, I'm going to do that. So I did that vid.

And Frank was just running around all in it. I like that. I liked that. I loved it too. Rob was like, I'm sorry. I was like, I think it makes it better. And all the comments are just like, how many times did you just fucking wreck your kid backpedaling? Did you though?

And honestly, honestly, Ben, swear to God, not once. Oh, he's shifty, huh? Not once. yeah coach smitty he can put the moves on him a little bit everybody's got a little jfee defensive coordinator in them yep it's the best that's what it comes out it's the best when a girl gets on you about you know something it's like it's the jvddd b's coach in me you're crazy can you like that it me babe that ain't me babe it's just a jvdb's coach just let me coach jv for a little bit over here right whenever you're acting a little

little out of line. Hey. So let me coach Dave a little bit. Hey. That's it. Hey, I'm just getting,

I'm, I'm just getting them into, and, into pause, pauses, uh, into position groups into pause D. Pause D.

Pause D. Paws D. Let's all I'm doing. J, the new podcast. we rebranded from these. guys to JVDC JV defensive coordinator. Do you guys listen

to JVDC this week? I can already see it, the shirts, the rip off of the ACDC logo, same font. Thunderbolt, JV.D.C. I'm going to kill myself, bro. JV. D.C. because we're JV. coaches and we

do Thunderstruck at the bar every Wednesday night. Big JV. Football staff for Halloween, just you and five of your friends. That would be so funny That would be so funny You're all like kind of bald And like kind of like Hey like one of the

One of the guys like has gloves on I love the hoodie Hey you wear cleats in there You wear cleats in there Hey but there'd still be that girl It's like what are you guys And you be like never mind dude Yeah

I know anything creative or fun around you Sorry Or pos d ever can hear Okay sorry I'm not Harry Styles you know. But then you can get into character. Then you can get into character. You know, how they get on you when you're trying to look cool or look pretty, you know?

Yeah, true. You're in character on Halloween. Now me and the boys are in character. Dude, making girls do up downs and shit. In the bar. Get a ball, get a ball, get a bag, get a ball, get a ball. That's what needs to be a clubhouse thing this year. Halloween's only like four months from now.

Look, instead of dressing up like me and Ben, you know, there's other podcasts out there. there's other, you know, TV shows, or shows or whatever, where people dress up like that. Don't do that. You and your boys, you and your crew get together, be a JV coaching football coaching staff. Oh my God. Come up with a story.

Send it to us. We'll post about it. We'll put it on the show. That's it. That's the thing. JV football. Oh, my God. Then there's one guy that's like kind of tall, kind of skinny,

just wears sunglasses the whole time. And you're like, what coach is he? And you're like, the special team's coach. just he does his own thing comes on Thursdays only you know don't talk any day but Thursdays just because he knows like kickoff rules

only guy that knows kickoff rules in the whole city and that's the only day we really do special teams Mondays and Thursdays coaches are all talk about special teams bro we take pride in special teams even though we do it for 13 minutes

one day a week hey three phases in this game even though I'm going to be on the bench with the whiteboard totally ignoring the kickoff every time that it happens Hey the funniest thing in the world is just think of the best coach ever He doesn't know any of the special teams rules

They don't know Bro every time something weird happens on special teams All the players Hey the coach The ref's even like What the fuck was that? Can we do that? why the special teams coach is the scapegoat.

So the friend that you like the least, or the one who's the most annoying, he's automatic special teams coach. No one's ever known as special teams coach, bro. Like there's always like, bro, that guy's a good defensive coordinator. No one's ever like that special teams coach. That's why whenever a special teams coach

is coming up in like the coaching cycle for the NFL, you know, I'm like, get the fuck out of. You're not hiring the fucking special teams coach. John Harbaugh, of course, a special teams coach. Wait, was he? Yeah, he's a special teams coordinator for the Eagles. Special teams coordinator for the Eagles before he got hired by Baltimore in 2008. Not bad for a fat guy.

Not bad, man. The amount of responses I got to me thrown out that first pitch, which I don't know if you saw it by the way. Didn't blaze it in there, but threw a strike. I saw that. You'll get another one down the road, bro. we're like Frankie when I go to Riggly yeah when I do

Ricky don't be there just fucking yeah yeah rip one dude people were commenting not bad for a fat guy under that people were messaging me they were like we were replying to my story of it not bad for a fact guy

dude I just want that comment under everything we do ever not bad for that guy anytime I move I want someone to saying not bad for a peckay. And like still there's a part of me that I see that and I'm like, oh damn. And I'm like, uh, I'm like, oh, chubby face again?

Chubby face needs to like make a comeback on this podcast. We kind of have left that in the dust. Every time, every time me and you are about to get ice cream, chubby face alert. The sirens. Those sirens haunted my life for the first two years that we hung out.

They still haunt me every night. walking down the cereal section in a grocery store I hear the sirens I'm like fuck me me and Ben it'd be like two in the morning

we'd be at Emmis downtown trying to get like something out of the vending machine you know Ben would get like mixed nuts some nasty ass fruit and like a water I'd get Kid Cat

and checks mix and a Coke and Ben would just look at me and be like hear the alarm that's dude I was a bully bro I was a bullie bro

I was a bullie bro I was a bullie No, but it helped, man, because I was serious chubby face coming out of college because all I did was just literally drink beer. Just drank beer every day and every night when I was away from a booth, of course. Drunk chips. So serious CF. And I honestly don't think that my wife would have wanted to date me if it wasn't for you making me making sure that I wasn't CF anymore. That's nice.

of you to say. That's insane. Because I went into there and I was like skinny put together because like I was just doing nothing but eating grilled chicken salads and everything

because Ben was like... We're on that water right and sketch diet drinking water or coffee. Grill chicken grilled chicken salads and it is effective. Yeah,

no more joey fat cheeks. A bed for fit cake. But I'll take that. I'll take that every day. All right. Let's check the clubhouse here. Pretty popping week in the clubhouse here.

a lot of mail. You got to love the clubhouse. Because they're just constantly sending emails. I love that. It's from Ryan. Says love from Richmond VA. Hey fellas, longtime listener and emailer.

Again, I love what you guys are building. But Nita Go Johnson and Schmitty. Good thing we dropped it for you on Sunday. Holy. How about that one? Dude, I love the people who don't get it on Twitter.

Oh my God. I'm going to keep responding to him. I know you probably hate that, but I'm going to keep responding to them. With like player puns. Yeah. It's the most fun I've ever had my life on the internet. Yeah.

Actually, who a bunch of those are is a bunch of JV football coaches. Oh, but deep down, deep down they love it. Here's one for you. I know you touched on in the past,

but what sports moment will you never forget watching live? Mine is a kick six, but that's too played. Joe, you're not allowed to say the Cubs World Series or any Chris Fuamata Ma Fala legacy game because those are layup answers.

Cheers, Ryan. Okay, not a sports podcast, but we can talk about it. I guess. I mean, we can stray away from talking about relatable things. Kick 6 was insane. Yeah.

Why do I still think about that every day? I'm like, man, he really returned that. Chris Davis, the third. you see his son already committed to Auburn yeah yeah I did reluctantly I definitely knew that yeah I'm actually interested in hearing yours I got a lot of them in my head right now

okay live the what is it the moment you remember the most does it have to be like a big moment or just something like no I just said what what sports moment would you never forget watching live. I've said this before on this podcast,

but I was at the Pistons Pacers game when the Pacers should have won the whole thing. And Reggie Miller got that layup blocked by Tashon Prince. Dude, I was at that game. Yeah, I was at the game. And it was like, oh, my God. My dad doesn't really mess with basketball like that because he's so like football coach,

but like he was so into that game that I'll never forget. He was like, God. Like he actually reacted to something And he was like, my dad was like, why didn't he just dunk it? Like it was, dude, everybody was like what? And because it was Reggie Miller, bro. Like everybody was like, no, anyone else. Right.

Damn, I didn't know you were there. And the dude, the dude next to me was like, come on, Reggie. I just remember this. After that all happened, he was like, come on, Reggie. And he wanted to go drink his drink and his straw went up his nose. I swear to God and I was like What is going on right now

But that's like the one thing Like I remember the play And then I looked at my right And that guy was like Come on red And the straw went up his nose I was like dude What the fuck is happening

But that's what I That's my That's my sports moment Oh Oh that's a good one It's a tough one Be sad Be sad

It was so sad Dude They're team was so lit. They had Jermaine O'Neill and like, oh, Stephen Jackson, bro. Squad. I'll never forget. Here, I'll do a bad

Cubs one. I'll never forget the Bartman game. That is such a weird moment. That guy's is that guy still, no one knows where that guy lives, right? Because he would have gotten shot after that game. Yeah, literally nobody knows where, like, he's around

but nobody, I mean, he's done an insane job of like just keeping his privacy and remaining unknown. It's wild. I think you probably had to change his name. Imagine your life changing like that. How'd they get his name? There's a documentary about it, dude. It's called catching hell. It's crazy. I know you'll never watch it, but it's, I mean, I'll never watch it. But what's the guy's name that tried to catch the ball? He's got a sick name. The Cubs player? Moises. Lou. Moises Alloo. That game, that name goes so hard.

Dude. He was so mad. Luis Castillo. Oh, yeah. Luis Castillo hit it. Mark Pryor was pitching. Man, I'll know. Yeah. I remember being like, you know, I was 10. So I was like trying everything I could. Interference. What? Darling, why did call it interference?

Yeah. And, uh, Alex Gonzalez. booted that ball. Oh, never forget that. Never forget that. Ryan said, no, yeah, don't do the Cubs good one. I did the Cubs bad one. From Brody. Atari Bigby.

Appreciate the relatable content. My question for you guys is, if you could create a bowl game and choose any two college teams from any era, who would you pick and what would you name the bowl? also please make it not bad for a fat guy t-shirt would be perfect would be the perfect jerseys for my sand volleyball team

not bad for a fat guy sand volleyball team that's a great like intermural name I'm trying to create a bowl game and choose any two college teams all right what are like so what were some fun

college teams to watch 2010 Auburn dude that Texas A&M team with Johnny Manzo was always fire. 2012, Texas A&M, 2005 USC, 2005, Texas, 2005 Notre Dame.

All right, the honestly, the Florida Tim Tebow stacked-ass team against like, against USC stacked Reggie Bush team. That would be like, 08, Florida versus 0405 USC. The teams are kind of too good, though.

Like I kind of want some like, middle of the road squads to play in like the you want a fucky bowl you want it you want to you want a fucking outback bowl i'd rather watch a fucky bowl on december 21st than like the granddaddy of them all yeah yeah totally it's a better vibe it gives me uh yeah fits us more yeah and watching a big game makes me think i have homework the next day and i just don't like that feeling right because you're always watching that December 21st game on christmas break and it was like this is the best thing ever

I got to read a book by tomorrow at halftime. I'm like, fuck. Oklahoma State with Des Bryant against West Virginia. West Virginia was so sick. Oh, against Hawaii. When they had cold green in RIP. Do those Hawaii games on Christmas Eve? Oh, yeah.

And put the bowl on Christmas Eve, Hawaii, Oklahoma State, Christmas Eve, dope-ass colors. Where's the bowl game and what's the name of the bowl game? You go, is it like the Twizzlers Pull and Peel bowl like in Fort Myers, Florida? No, it's the, it's the mystery whitehead. The mystery or the mystery airhead, the mystery. Airheads Bowl? No, but like, pair it with like a store in the mall, like champ sports airhead bowl. Yeah.

GameStop Airheads Bowl. Do it, bro. Go. I was just going to say the Sports Fanatics Airhead Bowl in Panama City, Florida. Damn. Presented by, we got to give a family video. Hey, who's not watching that? Presented by Kroger.

I would watch that every second. Every Christmas Eve, bro, the Kroger's Bowl. The these guys Airhead Bowl presented by Kroger's. On Christmas Eve. Best two fucky teams ever. Yes. Guy that should have won the Heisman, but like kind of fell off just because he's going to the NFL in like two weeks.

You know, hey, that guy doesn't even play in the bowl game because he's getting drafted first. And it's like a rule. We only want the opt-outs. We only want the most opt-outs. So it's all like fourth-string freshman. Yep. We'll take it.

I'll take it. I'm just also envisioning like Boston College versus Wisconsin. That's such a normal game, but yeah. Like I hate it when a bowl game is not like, it doesn't have that like appeal, you know? Really? They wouldn't ever play. I know, but they're like, I feel like it's the same school, different fonts, you know? How about Northern Illinois versus the U?

Classic. Wait, you got to factor in. Then it's like the Macction team that overachieved against the underachieving ACCC team. So you're like, is the you going to even care? This is a Super Bowl for this AC for this MAC team. Or are they going to start Karen? because they can't get embarrassed. Right, right.

Right, right. From Dedy. Ken Griffey, Senior. Hey, guys, I hope your weekend was delicious. Do you remember this ad for a generic barbecue dad? It was almost as good as Ken Griffey, Sr. and Ken Griffey Jr. hitting back-to-back home runs in the same game.

Slap my ass with Big League chew, then loop around and charge me like that really old Yankees coach did when he went barreling at Pedro Martinez during the big Yankees of Red Sox brawl night. That'd be Don Zimmer. Don't cook them too hard. Just let them simmer.

This guy. Wait, what about that, though? He said it's like the perfect meme or the perfect barbecue dad. I don't remember that at all. I don't either. But good, I like the effort. I like the effort and the intensity. Good clothes.

The longer, the better on those things. Okay. Let's see. from Blaze Kenan Lewis Hey Benny and Jojo I was wondering if either of you ever had to tackle the role

of saying grace before eating lunch or dinner at the family function or if you guys even said it at all my parents and I never even thought about saying grace at the table until we're at grandmalls

or that aunt's house that seems to only preach it when the select family is around I never memorized it and always kind of just mumbled until I got to the amen while gripping my fork like Jerome,

bet us at the one yard line smacked my ass with a footlong tropical nerds rope while I watched Team LeBron 2011 NBA lockout highlights and drink out of my green Gatorade squeeze bottle from high school. The NBA lockout game.

I forgot about that. Dude, there's not like any evidence of it. That's the craziest thing. And the league didn't start until Christmas that year. Hey, that should be every year. Every year, dude. Isn't that like that's a pretty played sports take, but I don't know.

It's not that bad, I don't think. start the season on Christmas what? Um, saying grace I never did see that's the thing is he saying like the grace

to like bless us the Lord and these I gifts we're about to receive from my bounty through Christ our Lord amen is that what he's meaning you think?

You rattled that one off bro bro we said it before every everyday Catholic school before lunch I know I haven't said it in 50 years though

because that's always like that that's a cop out i always hate when like the little kids even would do it you know i go to some things now we're like all right you're at hey um Tommy's gonna say grace and it's like the little kid it's you know and so he gets up there and he's like 12 but he just like you think he's gonna rip something off and all of a sudden he just blesses our lord and needs our get i'm like dude that doesn't take anything i want like a i want like a dear god you so much for bringing us all together. Like, I want that. Yeah, freestyle.

Yeah, you have to really be on your toes. You really have to bring the heat if you're doing it that way. Yeah, bless us the Lord is kind of like, I can't, bro. What do we even do? Kind of a cool. And before you eat, too, who's even remembering that moment?

Like, really bring me something, you know? Call out some names here. I never had to say, I kind of, I kind of feel like I had to. to say it one time like when I was at a girlfriend's house and I was like whoa um but I think I was I was like prompted before it so I had something ready I was like I was like I think she's like hey they ask yeah they ask newcomers to say the prayer yeah something something something happened like that

that's pretty tough too though but that's what I want and I think I've had to do that before I just not usually because like my grandma's still around so she's always doing it and then I have like some really in touch with their faith cousins who they always take care of it so I'm always just there and I'll grab a hand whatever. Yeah how hard does your grandma kill that prayer

though? Really good. Like she could even like they cry too during it and you're like oh my God like this cannot be better. All right last one from Connor. Dan Deirdore's face mask. What's up Johnson and Schmidt? One thing that I'll always

seems to rain true in my mind are the certain teams that seem to always play designated time slots. To me, the team that fits the category most is 1 p.m. on CBS, Texans, dolphins. Oh, I hate that game. Falcons Saints, 425 on CBS, Steelers, Pats, 425 on Fox, Packers versus Bucks. He put not a Packers podcast next to that. 8 p.m. Sunday night football on NBC, Cowboys Chiefs, 8 p.m. Monday night football, Chargers 49ers. 8 p.m. Thursday night football, Seahawks. Rams. Let me know what you burpy boys think about this list and I would love to hear your thought on what you believe certain teams fit in each slot. Also love the game when you name a random pro athlete and Mollinard can immediately name what college they went to. Keep up the great work fellows excited for the fall tour at the Mac Sunbelt schools. Thanks. That was awesome. I love how people are excited for that. Um, uh, what's who's the team that always plays at 1 o'clock? The bangles, bro, I feel like the bangles always play at 1.

Yeah, and the, the Texas Dolphins on CBS is a good call, but it's the CBS scorebug that was like on the higher part of the screen. We're talking like probably like 2012 to 2016 CBS, 2015 CBS. It wasn't on the lower third. It was on the upper third. It was kind of rounded. Yeah. So like just generic.

In the way. You can. Falcon Saints. That's really good. good. I know you can crush this, bro. Who are the 1 o'clock teams? Who are the 430? See, it's not so much the 425

because you're right. Those are like 425 CBS. Yeah. Steelers, Pats, obviously. See, 425 on Fox, to me that would be like or no, that's good. Packers' bucks. That's solid. But to me,

it's not the 425, it's the 405 kick. What's the difference? Isn't it kind of the same thing? no because 425 is like the huge national game of the week time slot the 405 is like it's always cardinals and broncos oh my god i hate that game i was gonna say the broncos always play at four broncos seahawks you know now the seahawks aren't you know the legion of boom or whatever seahawks are always 4.05 and they're always playing some team that the uniforms just clash it's like Seahawks Panthers at 405

don't even update me on it Scott Hanson I don't care such a weird game I'm like who's even the Seahawks yeah the 405 broadcast to me will always be Cardinals at Broncos and you're just your shit out of luck dude

Sunday night game is always Cowboys every every time every Sunday of my life the Cowboys are playing when it's dark out. I'm like, dude. I've had enough of the cowboys. Yeah. Haven't we all?

Oh my God. Yeah, Sunday night football is always cowboys, giants. Thursday night football, Seahawks, Rams, that's a good call. It's a good pull. It's a good poll there. Rams are playing on Thursday night all the time. What example did he give for one o'clock Texans' Dolphins? I'll kill myself if they play.

Oh, it's always so bright. I'm like, I hate this. game. One o'clock on CBS is big AFC South. Big AFC South. Texans, Titans, Colts, one of them always playing on that.

The Colts have played the Texans 15 times in a row one year. I remember that. I was like, okay. Colts are playing Texans again? Okay. Hey, same time next week? All right, cool.

Colts Texans. Who they playing this week? Texans. Hey, who the Colts playing this week? The Texans. Okay. What about next week? Texans.

What about the week after that? Texans. We're flying the Titans in there and then back to the Texans. Any other teams start with a T? Jesus Christ, dude. Texans, Titans, Colt Schedule.

Texans, they do the schedule really. Texans, Titans, Texans, Titans, Texas, Titans, Texas, Titans, Texas. You getting season tickets? Yeah. Can't wait to see the Texans and the Titans. That's Tijuana. these guys at gmail.com.

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and all of his other shows that are already announced. Clubhouse, gang. Say what's up after the show. A lot of clubhouse coming up after the show. I love it so much. We talk for like 15 minutes. It's insane.

Just about nothing. Just about Chris Carter's face mask, 15 minutes. Love it. Yeah. Portland. I'm trying to think of what jerseys people would pull out for that. Obviously, Rashid Wallet.

Right, obviously Blazers. I don't know. Who's like Portland's football team? I don't know if they even really get down with... I don't think so. They kind of think they like soccer. Yeah, I think they got a pretty good soccer team. The timbers.

Whoa, somebody's been doing their research. This guy. This guy. Now a sports podcast. All right. Talk to you next. big Robert Smith. Adam Archeletta.

He'd be doing the one o'clock CBS game, bro. He's the color commentator. He's the analyst for the CBS one o'clock game. Adam Archiletta. You know his dad was like, hell, yeah, bro. Hey, what number was he? 33, 4? That's a good question.

Pretty good on NFL Street. Pretty good. If you got to draft him, he got to draft him. Archiletta, not bad. Let me see. I think you're, one of those has got to be right. 33 or 34. Oh, he's all over the place.

And you weren't right on any of them. What? 20 with the bears, 31 with the Rams, 40 with the commanders. I remember. 31 with the Rams. 31 Rams, Archiletta. I'd get his jersey. Archeletta jersey, bro.

That'd be so funny. He's got to be in the next Johnson Schmitty. Archiletto