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Episode Date: April 8, 2025

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Business idea. Yeah. Brewery. That's also a donut shop. God damn. Yeah, come here once and don't move for the next three days. Donuts and beer? We're in a Molinaro Cubs jersey.

Not bad for a fat guy. TG 129. TG 129. TG 129. They're hockey and baseball guys. Hockey and baseball. They should know about this. Not a hockey baseball podcast.

It's not. We've never said it was. So why would you think that? It's fully baseball season and Joy Joy wears the Cubs every day. Go Cubs go. You have a show coming up with Anaheim? No, great story. Great story.

One of the homies that listens to TG, part of the clubhouse, and espresso, part of the fan, was just like, dude, I got some extra jerseys. They don't fit me anymore. What's the Addy? Just sent them over. Look at this. Hard, OG duck.

I love the little tape on the hockey sticks, too. Is that a W for win? I don't know. And Blank back? Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me, baby. But I love you, man. Thank you for sending those. Talk to me, baby.

It's a frizzy little busy. baby uh-uh one night by the that was that was like not a reminiscent not a song it was like espresso

song for an entire calendar year every party we did every flyer we released though can you play talk to me I forget who sings it well let's push tickies real quick

um Rochester New York May 9th and 10th Vegas May 24th and more dates to come get your tickies bennipillitccom or in the link right of her here. Yeah, I was

speaking of jerseys and getting sent to you, the Cubs sent me their new alternate jersey that they got going on this year. I saw that. Yeah, the Chicago blues after like electric blues, like music blues, rhythm and blues, you know, that kind of thing. You got it over, you got it around there? Let's see it.

They're super nice. No, I don't have it on me down here. They're super nice. I love them. I'm always appreciative. But like so, you know, if 10-year-old me who cried himself to sleep after the Cubs blew the NLCS to the Marlins knew that like one day the Cubs would just send me a jersey every year. Yeah, it's insane. So I just take that for, I don't take that for granted at all. I was just thinking about that. But I do. I even asked him this year, I was like, does it have to be like my name? I wasn't going to say anything, but that is

the lamest thing. You know, like from the. Cubs with your last name is cool from the Cubs, but like you can't really wear it now. Exactly. So that's my dilemma is that look, you know, when I finally turn my basement into what I wanted to be or my next house when I have a full on man cave. Man cave. Garage man cave. You know, I'll get them framed and put them up there, the different ones I have. And that'd be cool. You know, I give it to my son when he's a little kid, he can wear them and that's okay. It's gonna be huge.

Dress down day for your kid. Dress down day for your kid, Molinaro, uh, light blue Cubs jersey. It's cool, but it's like too big. The girl in this class.

When you're 10 and 11, you know, that can fly. But that's what I got in. I didn't get into it, but like me and Ryra were having this debate because I said, I told her,

I was like, yeah, this is super cool, but I even asked them this year. Yeah, because I'm like, not to be so cock and you know it's like forest gump when i know this doesn't mean anything to you but clubhouse out there forrest gump you know he's like so i went to the white house again and met

the president of the united states again you know he gets to the point where it's just like okay nobody luckily i got to that point out where the cubs have hooked me up so much then it's just like yeah this is awesome it's great but like so i got a little testy this not testy but i just said hey now can it just be blank Can it be? Can I get like an actual player? Throw Sosa on there. Throw Sosa on there.

Right. So I can wear it. And Rite was like, why would you want that? That's so cool that they want to like put our name on the back and and give it to you. I'm like, yeah, but I can't now I can't wear it. I can't go to Wrigley Field this stummer and have shoes like,

why not? That's so cool. They sent it to you. I'm like, yeah, but people don't know that. And then like, what am I going to be in the bleachers? I'd be sitting next to a bachelor party and they're going to see.

Wait, the guy who does the same oh it is he's wearing his own jersey fuck that guy i i knew i hated him fuck him we're getting an organic minute here and i like it a lot i like this a lot i wasn't gonna say it but keep rolling baby so she's just like oh my god it's not like it's not like it's like it is like that so i can't wear it so like if you want to we go or whatever and you want to wear it sure whatever no big deal it's a great jersey i'd love to get it framed and and because it's so good looking and the colors are awesome. But it's just a tough spot because I love to throw on the baseball jerseys when I'm going to a game or just a random day, you know, like I had a Swanson on last week,

had a steal on opening day. Hard. Yeah, I know these guys too. Like not to, you know, not to brag either, but like I know, like we're friendly. Yeah, when you're like friends with a guy in the NFL, like somehow, I would, I feel like I would wear his jersey every single day of the week. I know, I know him. No, I know him. No, I know him. We did, yeah, I said good luck before the game last one. I know him. Yeah, okay. Totally.

Me explaining that to strangers when I walk out of my apartment. The guy didn't even ask. I know him. No, but I feel you. That's where I'm at. So I have it. They send me a hat too, you know, a bunch of stickers. Frank was psyched about it.

Stitched mull and arrow on the back. Jesus Christ. What am I supposed to do with all this junk? No, you know what I should have done? I should have misspelled and put Mollinard and see if they were to send me a Mollinard. Change your email to Joey Schmidty. Just sickest last names. Yeah, I changed my name to Joey Sosa legally, so you have to put Sosa on the back now.

What's up? Joey, we'd love to send you this. Could you send this your what number you want in the back and the name you want? Yeah, it'll be Schmitty 69. Yep, Joey Favv 69. What's up? New name. Farv Cubs jersey, bro? Who's not wearing it? Then all of a sudden, when I met Wrigley this summer and the bachelor party sees Farrv on the bag.

Oh! That's a guy that does all the impression. Dude, I would get, bro, if I saw you, if I saw, and then you'd be so happy to take it. Hey, dude, after the picture, this looks good, but can you Photoshop a cheese head on me? Okay, cool, cool, cool. Tag me, tag me. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, Cubs.

Joey, what, we'd love to sit in New Jersey. What name and number? Actually, number 12, last name, donuts. Hey, if there's any room, can you squeeze Donnie on the nameplay to Donuts 12? Is that cool? Just if you have time, if you have time. my brother-in-law was asking when we're getting that Jordan photo taken oh dude all mini donuts

just acting like you're the coolest dude actually the fattest guy ever great it says greatness under it hey uh love to send you some merchandise uh any updated sizes yeah last name's actually fucky now so Fucky Fucky 86 on the back Go Cubs Dude that'd be so hard

That needs to be the first Or the next official These guys Like party We did these guys live If we do it these guys party It just needs to be Fucky Jersey theme

Can you imagine What the clubhouse Would show up with Oh my God That would be like No it wouldn't even be a party We just need to call it Like fucky con

It would just be It would be like a convention just Cubs jersey station no cross the top station no number just bought this somehow oh bro the guy in the left

has a station no jersey and the guy on the right has a bot dis jersey they stand next to each other station how about this oh oh my god dude yeah that's all it is

it's just the clubhouse gets all all custom jerseys goal head and goal with ls on it goal head in goal like a group of five guys from high school they're probably still in college one g-o-l two head three just in all lined up leaving the Airbnb for the game all of them in unison i got a goalhead and goal oh my god oh man So there is some, the Plano clubhouse showed out, bro. Yeah, you didn't wear a jersey? I was about the message you about that. I know.

I was so upset. I had a, I had a jersey sent to the comedy club. He got there a day late, obviously, because that's what happened all the time. What was it? What was it?

I don't, I don't want to say, because I could say anything and it wouldn't be as cool as having it on. Maybe I'll wear it next podcast if it gets here. But, dude, the clubhouse came out strong. Like, usually it's a good mix of people in the crowd that are like so, like, super pumped. And it's like some girls, some, some dudes.

But this time it was like, it was all guys. It couldn't be happier. Couldn't be. Dude, the homie walked in with the far Vikings jersey. What's all? I was like, perfect. Isn't that just the coolest? Sometimes, like, honestly, sometimes when I'm like feeling down or just like, I don't really like

directionless, you know? and like what to do. I'm just like, me now. We've grown, we've grown this, this stupid weird thing into where people just like,

know to show up to wear Brett Fav jerseys to our shows. Like that's, that's ridiculous. So, so great. It's so great.

Thank you. The homies came out super hard. I was hanging out with them, like, just like in front of the entrance of the club after we were just talking so much ball.

It was actually like, it was a beautiful thing. Good. Good. Good. Um, dude, weird, random question, but it's kind of like a skin care question that I figured that you could probably help. See, we can expand even more. We can go hockey. We can go baseball, obviously, as you see here. Hey, a little skincare talk. Clubhouse skincare line.

10 years from now, clubhouse skincare. Skin care for men. You got the tis and you got the teen. It's just a rotissory chicken. All you're doing. your skincare routine. What do you do? Do you put like little things for bags under your eyes? Do you have like those like tear drops or whatever those are? I did do that when I was filming reality TV. Because they just had it.

They had the hookup. And I was like, yo, can I get some of those like the little bag? Yeah. The bag alerts. And I did it then, but I don't do anything now. Bro, I honestly, I don't do anything for my face except shave and pluck. But for skincare, man, I just kind of let it ride, try to drink as much water as possible and just go to sleep. Maybe that's it.

Maybe I need to just drink more water or something. You can't really tell because I have glasses and the glasses are so big. I think that has a thing with it too. But like when I have to film characters that don't have it, you know, and sometimes I'm just like, damn. You've never been bags guy for me. I think I'd let you know or I would have said something but I've never even

I've never noticed it in my life some people big bags dude just just cornhole guys they love bags man Gucci bags under their eyes first thing in the morning you know that guy you wake up

it's like a roommate or something that you had in college Jesus Christ bro yeah dude yeah dude I'm like can you wake up before you start talking

god damn a zombie coming out of the room. Hey, how about when, how about when you have, you have the friend who wears contacts and or glasses, but like they wake up in the morning after and they don't have to get their one in.

So like their eyes, it's like, don't even, can't even recognize them anymore. Yeah, they keep like, it's coinciding. They like sniff in, but also they have to keep readjusting their eyes. Real low. Okay, bro. Take 15.

Take 15 minutes before you come out here and do all your sniffing and twitching. You get a cold, cold rag. Throw it on there for a sec. Dude, it's the people that take like four hours to wake up. And I'm like, where were you just now? Like, you just went to sleep. You do it every night. Like, why is it so hard still?

Hold on, man. I'm still like waking up. I'm like, bro. Oh, first time waking up? Okay, yeah, been there. You do it every day. Let's go, dog. Damn.

I know. God, the way that I just want to tell people to grow up when they're, like, grown-ass adults, and you got, like, be on the road for something. Something that's, like, exciting, too. And you're like, yeah, I'm hoping to head the road by, like, 6 a.m. They're like, we sure we can't do, like, eight? I'm not much of a more. I'm like, dude.

Shut the fuck up. You're 40. Dude. Yeah, if it's something, shut up, man. Morning. Who is? Um, yeah, I do. I'll wake up early for anything exciting, dog. 5 a.m. I'm up. By the way, I did cheat day this past Saturday. Fat stats incoming. But I woke up at 7 a.m. for that. Oh, I saw. I was about to message, but I was like, I didn't want to, he's going through something. I didn't want to get involved with that. Man, you should have. I was waiting for it. I was like, I wonder if Joe, I'll have some fat guy tips. I wanted all of it. I wanted a I was I was the fattest guy and I was trying to be the fattest guy. I should have asked. I had a game plan now. You got some stats?

Yeah, I got stats. Wake up um seven o'clock workout. Woke up early so I could eat. I had more time to eat during the day. Yeah. Woke up 7 a.m. worked out, got that out of the way. So I didn't feel like a total scumbag. Right to voodoo donuts. The plan was just get one donut. Just get one portion control all day. It was my goal. Like don't,

don't ball out at voodoo donuts. Then he can't eat for another four hours. You know how that goes. The donut like hangover. Because you eat a donut. You're feeling like a donut for the next five hours, maybe six, maybe the whole rest of day.

I think it's, I think it's two hours per donut. is kind of the ratio. God, man, they take over, bro. Yeah. But there's a selection at Voodoo. And they were like being very nice in there. You know how don't,

there's no other company like this. But donut places, you'll be like, I'll take this one and that one. And they're like, we put three free ones in there for you. Like the, there's all donut places always are giving you freebies.

And I'm like, ah, man. Like every donut shop is just your grandmalls. I kind of. I'm like, wow. really? Like no other company does that. It'd be crazy if Best Buy started doing shit like that.

Hey, we gave you an extra TV. Here's a PS5 and a 50 inch flat screen. That was the law as well as MLB the show. Get out of here. Go have fun. Yeah. All right. So voodoo, I had to ask, what was the, it looked like you got a little custom joint that you, did you have them design it?

Was that a spider? What the hell was going on? No, I wasn't. I think it was their. They just have some crazy donuts there. We didn't customize anything. I think it was called something, something blunt. I don't know.

I'm big into this, but I like jelly-filled donuts. That might be weird. Rye likes the Bavarian, like the Korean, you know, she likes some filling in her donuts, her dunds. Yeah. But not jelly. We've never done jelly, really. It's always just, you know.

Jelly donuts. It's because I saw like a cartoon when I was a kid and it was about jelly donuts. And from that point on, I'm like, yo. Every time I think about donuts, I'm like, jelly, though. So I asked them, I was like, which ones have jelly? And they pointed out like three of them. One was called school days, half peanut butter, half jelly, jelly filled. And I was like, one was called like something, something blunt.

That's the one you saw. Chocolate on top had like a little like pretzel thing, blue icing, jelly inside. Crazy. That was a freebie they gave us. A banana cream was in there And this was my first pick It was a it was a pop-tart donut Strawberry filled

The white icing just like on top of a strawberry pop-tart Just in pop-tart in donut form Yeah A little sprinkles on top of it yeah Crazy And then we got an old-fashioned too You know what these sound like They sound like they could also double as like craft beers

Yeah, it's getting there School days, D-A-Z-E. They're kind of, they're heading into that there were crazy ones, crazier names too. I'd like to be the guy, I'd like to be the guy who named all those donuts. Business idea.

Yeah, brewery, that's also a donut shop. God damn. Yeah, come here once and don't move for the next three days. Donuts and beer? We're in a mull, Oh, Cubs Jersey. Come here if you want the fattest face of all time.

Crazy. All right. Went from there. Held off on the donuts. Didn't eat them yet. Went to the Cheesecake Factory. Crazy. There's a Cineban Cheesecake at Cheesecake Factory.

That's the most slept on cheesecake of all time, I think. Maybe the most slept on thing of all time. It's so good. Did you get any real food from Cheesecake Factory or just cheesecake? Just cheesecake. Just the essentials, baby. I was trying to, like, I haven't had a lot of dessert since like Christmas. So I was like, dude, I might just do all dessert.

Like, forget the food. And then I got some carrot cake from there. Stop by crumble cookies for my roommate. That was a big letdown. Came home, took down the cheesecake, took down the donuts. Had to recalibrate for a little bit, then got Papa John's stuffed. So good. What toppings?

What toppings? Went light cheese. extra sauce. I know. I know. You're a freak. But it's just what I like. I don't know. Half of it, mushroom. Stuff crust. Beautiful. Couldn't have done it any better.

And then ate the carrot cake after that, had a little bit more pizza, and then later on had the vanilla ice cream with the fruity pebbles mix. Some real fat guy. That was ice cream? It looked like straight up just icing. Oh, no, no, no. That was ice cream, vanilla ice cream and fruity pebbles. It's been on my vision board. Not going to lie, I got three things on my vision board.

One was just fruity pebbles ice cream. Saw some kid eating it on Instagram and I was like, I got to do that. What's number two on the vision board? That Matt Vikings, 98 Vikings helmet, I say. Deep purple Vikings helmet. No. It's just like wake up and wake up early. It's like my goals.

what was I was about to say about the shit, shit, shit. Did you get any like cheesy bread, breadsticks? No, because the sauces were you dip it in the pizza. Stuff crust is already a breadstick to me. So I was like, I don't like to, I don't want to waste a bunch of time and a bunch of stomach capacity. So I had a little marinerer cup.

I had cheese cups. We're rolling. Nice. I think Papa Johns is the best pizza though. Beater. You know what's insane? I think I might have mentioned this before is I feel like Papa John's, John's is solely for dudes.

Every woman in my life is always just like, Papa Johns, really? I'm like, yeah, me, my brother-in-law, my father-in-law, my father-in-law's friends, all my friends, all my friends were like, yeah. Give me three extra large Papa John's, Papa John's pizzas with four boxes of those breadsticks that you just fucking rip through. Just plain, they just look like baseball bats. There's a pine tar for this baseball badass breadstick.

So good. Hey, Papa Johns, can I get one box of breadsticks? Just looks like a box of wood. Box of tree branches. I'm like, this is exactly what I want. Why is Papa Johns just for guys? I've never met a girl that likes Papa John's pizza pizza. I was asking around, what pizza should I get?

What pizza should? Wait, what should I get? Every girl. Dominoes, dominos, domino. I was like, what are you guys talking about? Then I thought it to myself, I was like, why am I asking girls for food recommendations? Domino's is pretty crazy, though, with that new crust that they got, it's like seasoned, like garlic crust. Mama.

Still wasn't beating Papa John's honestly. Tough. I just thought about it deep down. I was like, what's, what's number one here? It's Papa John's. Anything after the ice cream tricks? I wanted to go root beer flow, bought a little A&W, just one sole. had another vanilla pint was thinking about it, but it was like, it was like 11.45 p.m.

and I was like, I should just call it almost. You start creeping. You start creeping in Sunday and then all of a sudden it's like, well, I might as well, just continue and then you just never stop. Cut it off the train. I was thinking about it a lot yesterday. It's tough just having a pint of vanilla ice cream and root beer in your house and just pretending it's not there.

Yeah. But yeah, a lot of thoughts yesterday. That's pretty solid. That's pretty solid. I got a fat. I got a fat stats. Fat stats. Let's talk.

Yep. Well, I just want to jump right to it. Also had Papa Johns on Friday night. The girls in the family went and had a girls night. So me and the brother-in-law were stuck with the kids. So we were hanging with the kids just like making bets, right? Ordered Papa John's big old just cheese. Did the Catholic style.

Straight up, simple. Catholic style, box of the baseball bed, red sticks. Fire. spicy garlic spicy garlic sauce from Papa Johns. I've never had it. It was pretty wild. It was definitely had a kick to it. I don't think I prefer it as much as just a regular garlic.

But, you know, if you want to switch it up a little bit, get some kick, I, you know, I'd say go for it. Can't eat something spicy without saying, hey, had a kick to it. Yep. Every time. It's just that little kick, baby. I need a kick. Kick me. I brought over some chocolate chip cookies for us because you're saying with the kids.

No way. Yeah. What's going down on those? Are those the rip apart and put them on the tray and cook them? Or is she doing it OG style? She's mixing it up. Homemade Nona style. Uh-oh.

Homemade recipe? Uh-huh. Yeah. Different. Wake up Saturday morning. We have a sleepover at my sisters. Saturday morning. Sister pops up in two cases of cinnamon rolls for us and all the kids.

Like these? Let's get it going. Those ones? Yeah, but it wasn't. like the Pillsbury it was English something it was a different one but it was very good Extra icing on top

This is where the This is where the fat stack gets crazy All right Mall ears babe Saturday night final four games Go meet up with a couple My homies To watch the games

You know have some beers And some wings Okay So go to Ale Emporium Local Clubhouse familiar You know Ale Jesus

Hey, everyone, everyone. Love, dude. Go ahead. I'm so over ALE Emporium, dude. Final Four Saturday, first game tips at 6 out of nine. My friends are like, yeah, let's meet there at 6. I'm like, yeah, this isn't going to be a disaster. Getting to Aal Emporium at a tip of the final four game on a Saturday night.

Who made that plan? So we get there. We actually do get it like a little table that we make happen. It's amazing when you get a table. when you don't think you can. It's like, you look around like, who dropped out? Yeah. It's just like the flukiest thing of all the time.

And it's in the corner and it's the circle table. You feel like you're the kings of the restaurant? That wasn't it for us, but it did work out because the guys who are sitting at the table that we end up having got kicked out because they're being dicks to the waitress. Perfect. So we slide right in. And then the waitress is in a great mood, right? because they're gone and then obviously we're like oh we're not going to do that too you know

you're great we're just hanging but you kind of do towards the end she she's she's feeling good about it yeah towards the end i haven't said our wagers in hours maybe it's because we sexually harassed her for the last 15 months single dude shut up so i get the spicy garlic tossed in hermanaki well okay might have been the best wings you've ever had my life life. We're just fat fox, man. What did this? What did this podcast turn into? Literally, all they do is talk about food and bedding. It's like so annoying. No, it's perfect because it finally makes sense for, not bad for a fat guy. It plays on multiple levels. All right. I like fat stats. So here's where the crazy part comes in for fat stats. So I have that Saturday night,

right? I'm so impressed. I think they're so good that that Sunday morning I wake up, I tell Rai, I think I had the best wings I've ever had last night. Would you be interested in getting going back? Yes! Yes! Yes! Dude, I love that move. When something's so good, you're like, run it back immediately. Nobody ever capitalizes on that.

I love that attitude. Hey, right? The next meal, we got to go, dude. We got to go back. two straight meals there's just 24 24 classic hints of spicy garlic with hermanaki was she into it or was she like oh no she was yeah because we always got spicy garlic like up at peru uh spicy garlic at bruce spicy garlic was always good there i think harry's had some spicy garlic shit that we like so that's all was when i told her about spicy garlic she was like oh so then we got it and she

she was really impressed as well so now i'm spreading the good word because it's a newer sauce at ale no free ads no free ads it's a newer sauce at ale and so i was like i literally pulled the my buddies went ordered and i looked up at the waitress and i was just like what's the verdict on the spicy garlic the verdict? ha ha ha oh god you know you're way too excited to eat when you're talking to a waitress like that i did about 20 hours where it was just nothing but spicy garlic kermanaki hens Man. And that's my fat stats of the week.

Fat sets. So on the way home, do you get a little sweet treat? What's going on? Screening. From last night? After the wings, either time. Sweet treat? Really?

Sweet treat. No sweet treat. God, that's amazing. I was full, bro. I was like, I was sitting on me. I was full. I was good. I could.

I'm always thinking sweet treat. I'm thinking sweet tree before I eat, before I eat, yeah. I mean, it's crazy of you to go to a place like cheesecake factory. I know that they got a full, we all know that the size of the menu.

You know, they got a crazy like bang, bang, shrimp or fucking chicken wraps. You know, they got all that stuff. Because I'm big. I need a little, I need the,

I need the savory before I have the sweet, or at least a little mix of it. I'm not. I'm programmed for dessert. cheesecake factory bro, it's in the name. All the other stuff is just extra. I don't need

the frills. Okay. Fat sheds. All right. Let's get to. I've had a couple of people message me and they're like, what's the email? I've tried, but it doesn't work. Team these guys at gmail.com. Doesn't work. These guys at gmail.com.

They're sending it to like these guys clubhouse at gmail.com. That's the YouTube. Subscribe on YouTube. Watch on YouTube. These guys clubhouse. house the email to send in that we read every week and we talk about is team these guys at gmail that com god nothing hurts worse and getting like a getting like when you send the email it's like mail or damon it says like some weird thing when the address is incorrect i'm like what is the ew yep that actually just happened to me like an hour before we hopped on here i'm like how is it even

still a thing mail or damon report it does not exist you just you just you Okay. I can't believe there's an email address out there that doesn't exist, first of all. Right. Like, he's like calling the wrong number. Yeah, I mean, I'll run into that. My name and like one number, one, I guess if you need a number and that that's taken, really? Okay.

Let's go to Nick. Can't wait. He asks, Hunties on air? Nick says, evening gents, was just thinking, what Humpty ever allowed Daddy to have a job that made him miss so many events and holidays? Quote, wish I could be with Humpty tonight to celebrate her half birthday, but Daddy's on air. Love you, Humpty.

Well, that relationship lasts. I'll hang up and listen from Scott Pesednik. That's a damn good question. So it's running back one more time. basically wants to know if can daddy's on air and robot hunting be the same guy can they exist within each other no I think there's two completely different guys because

huntie's all about like family I'll do whatever you say daddy's on air is all about the all about the air time hold on got a hop on 12 to 2 daddy's on there Fuck me, fuck you, ding-tong, daddy's home. Robot Huntie's like, I'm doing what I won't you want. Not the same guy. I got a custom card from the waitstaff on our table for your half-burti, do you like it, Huntie?

Yeah, Huntie. Huntie's not, Huntie's not doing anything he wants. You tell me what. to do picnic but huntie it's not even he's not doing what he wants to do that's just what he wants to do it's not even an option of like i'm being good huntie and not doing that good hunting that's just that's all he wants to do is be hunting mm-hmm i'm huntie hi good huntie drooling twitching baked cookies with Huntie

movie night Huntie brings popcorn oh god it just makes me so happy that there's actually people out there who are starting to like catch on man it's because of the way it's a beautiful thing

that video we talked about the way that video just like ate shit ate shit thoroughly was just sent bad reviews used by everybody to now people are actually picking up on the power of huntie um

huntie dude huntie wears no one's ever worn shorts with like boat shoes and has terrible tan lines where like you can see his pale ass ankles and feet more than hunting god dude huntie yeah huntie's the guy that's wearing a lot of button ups two buttons unbettoned Like just doing everything. What number would Huntie be? There's a custom jersey. Huntie stop playing sports, dude. Because I'm in love.

I can't wait to marry you and work for your dad, Huntie. I give up everything I like for my hunting. Dude, custom. Actually, Cubs. Cubs. I don't need a. Cubs, Hunty. Honey.

Oh shit. That would be insane a Hunty jersey. Is there a player with the last name Huntie? Dude, what's Huntie's walk-up song?

I love you, baby, and if it's quite all right, I need your Humpty until the morning line. I love you, Hunting. I hate Huntie so much, bro. I hate him.

I hate him. He's a lot. always got like the most like husband haircut too you know so it's the gel is so hard no variation he's so hard always like crispy sides but a little longer like if you were to like tap huntie's hair it would start to just crack yeah it sounds like hollow it sounds like yes what you say huntie You tap his head. Oh, I'd love to throw a snowball at hunting while he's getting the mail. Oh.

Stop it. You're interrupting hunting time. Good stuff, Nick. From Greg. Tennis balls. Hey, guys, big fan of the show. Always crack up at your Instagram videos and send them to my friends, DMs to share a good laugh.

I'm always listening to the pot on my way home from the night shift at the radio station. Uh-oh. I work with Donnie football, who you know, Joey. Oh, yeah, let's go. Always enjoy hearing you on the fan. You actually wrote an article about me and Donnie a few years ago pointing out every time

Troy Eichmann said, That's a good job with Drew Brown. Oh, my God. That's amazing. Wow, love it, Greg. Akeman does, dude. You have a ticker up there for every time. You see, does a good job.

That's a nice job. that's good job hold on what do you say i had to fix the camera sorry what did greg say or do what aickman say um greg is a big fan of the show he works with uh some of my pittsburgh guys donnie football drew brown you remember ben hell yeah um out there uh and he said i wrote a blog a couple years ago a handful years ago now about um they were doing a drinking game for every time that troyickman said that's good job on my name football because he says it all the time god i miss trayckman's boys. After hearing you guys reminiscing about tennis balls last week, not a

reminiscent of sports podcast, I had to share this story. In elementary school, we forgot the tennis ball for ball ball, wall balls. So a bunch of idiots, like a bunch of idiots, we found a baseball to play with. On my way running to touch the wall, a kid standing literal inches away from the wall, fired the ball as hard as you could and smacked me square in the nose. If you guys ever think back to the dumbest things you did as kids and now that you're an adult, you think, wow, why would I do that? Slat my ass with a tennis ball, a baseball glove,

and throwing the ball off the wall while announcing a make-believe baseball game in my backyard, downloading the MLB on Fox theme from my iPod so I could play it every time after three make-believe outs to get the full effect of the television broadcast, and my neighbor's probably wondering, what is wrong with that kid as I'm talking to myself for an entire make-believe nine- inning baseball game. Yep.

That's all I used to do as a kid. I was just make up a football game in my backyard, and just I was every player. And people would ride by my backyard and be like, okay. Okay. But da-da-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. So tough for a baseball game, too.

Just makes me think of Cubs, Cardinals, Wrigley Field, like, Saturday, July game, August, July game. Let's go. August Saturday game, I mean. Dumb things you did as a kid. Everything. I used to pretend like my garage was a soccer goal because it's kind of the same thing,

almost, a little bit bigger probably. Maybe not. Like, think of a soccer goal, like in the Olympics. It's kind of the same thing. Like, you could drive a car into a soccer goal, maybe two and park them in there. But I used to pretend that was a soccer goal. And I used to like do,

like kicks from the street in front of my house, like kind of off center, try to bend it a little bit. And I used to wail it in there. Like I think I'd use a volleyball too so I could really just pound it and try to like, you know, I'd like hit a wall inside of the garage. You know, I pretend like I scored a goal. Take your shirt off. Oh, the whole thing, dude.

And I would go all day. And sometimes my sister would play goalie. Like it was pretty dope. Yeah, it was a whole thing. usually I was goalie. But I was doing it by myself one time. My mom babysat this girl that was like maybe three years old. And I was like 10, 11, just playing, just striking from midfield out there.

And she walked out into the garage, bro. And I just, I just laced one. Yeah. Like it could have been. 80 miles an hour. Just kicking a volleyball as hard as you can. Just, just dude, right to the dome. Bro, put her on her back. Just, and my mom saw the whole thing. And the girl was so like, I don't know what happened, but she didn't even make a sound. Yeah, because she had so much brain trauma that she couldn't even function. I guess, but goal.

one oh babe step up next time two sounds ball hitting your head and your head hitting the floor double thump yeah that's pretty that's pretty good I remember for a while like me and my friends would and it's dumb now looking back because on multiple levels one because you're like why waste golf balls like that because golf balls you know you need them no you don't

but we would take like aluminum baseball bats and toss golf balls up and just like dude bro where feeling like berry bonds where would you do that so one of my best friends growing up his house was right across the street from like the neighborhood pond so I had like the neighborhood pond but then like on the other side of the pond

there were other houses and everything nobody nothing takes more shit than a neighborhood pond bro I just want to to see what's in there after 10 years. Everything is in there. Cars at the bottom. We want to pitch them to each other because we knew we were like, dude, these things are rockets. You'll die. But we just would toss it up ourselves and just soft toss those into there and just and just watch them fly. But I mean, like, how dumb? I mean, car driving by, like, that definitely would kill somebody. Like, if it went awry and like we didn't connect Foley and it went, you know, foul ball, like that definitely kill one of us like how do we not kill 13 people as kids i think about every day

because i was doing the same type of stuff there's another one besides that golf balls and baseball bats that had to be so much fun that was that was the that was the event when you went over to your friend's house i'm sure yeah but it was always like until his folks like noticed you know we knew we were like getting you know until they noticed it was like oh yeah we got to stop that bro That would be so... Dude, I got it. I need to feel that. Can we go to Top Golf and just bring a baseball bat?

What's up? That would be fun. Top row. Could you? Nah. Just like a fucking Demarini. We're back in the day. I don't even know what that is, but I like it.

There's one more that was similar to that. I'm like, what were we even thinking? Damn. I don't know. I don't have to come back to it. Yeah, but the golf balls and the baseball bet. So fun, so dumb. Before football practice, we would hang on the goalposts.

Like eight dudes on a goalpost just hanging there. And because I don't know why we'd get to practice like four hours early and just and just like hang out like we were like we didn't have practice after. And we would get into trouble and do stupid shit because we were just a bunch of seventh and eighth graders like with nothing to do for four hours like it's that's trouble bro hang from the goalposts and there'd be a bag of footballs and we just have target practice see how many you can hit four for four just a guy hang in there on a goalpost oh oh hope it hit your face man say what knows hoping it hit your face that was like that was like kind

of like we'll see if it does hit somebody like maybe we can hit this last kid in the face Maybe it was fun. We got in trouble for her because our coach drove by early and saw it. Yeah. Our coach drove by at 3 p.m. when our practice was at 6 p.m. and we were all there. Because he knew you guys would be out there doing stupid shit. Yeah, we ran the whole day. This is from Samantha.

Title, words that you just cannot. Hi, these 2025 soads are hitting great stuff. Love you. Love you. There's one phrase in particular that just runs all through me. Quote, sports ball. Oh, puve emoji. As you likely know, this is typically said by non-sports people,

which works for them since this isn't a sports podcast, to refer to an events match game team. Whatever that they have no interest in, pretend not to know the slightest about or care to. To me, these people are trying to be cutesy when in fact it just comes off as lame. I cannot shout it away from the mic as Benny Wood. How does this one hit y'all?

Any words or phrases you just can't stand? Signed from iPhone, Sammy Davis Jr. Childhood nickname from their dad. Sammy Davis Jr. You know who that is, Ben? Nah, but it reminds me of the guy that returned the kick six against Alabama. Well, this isn't Chris Davis? Oh, double orange arm sleeves.

So tough. Now, who's Sammy Davis Jr.? he was part of the rat pack the rat pack being Frank Sinatra Dean Martin Peter Crawford way back in the day old Vegas old shit that you have never heard of and don't care about he was the black guy in the group yeah damn sports ball Sports ball is real bad. Where did that come from? Because I started seeing that and I was like, oh, I get it, I get it.

I get what they're doing there. But is that like from a movie or something? I don't think so. Or is it just an internet thing? It's an internet thing that really caught on. Sports ball. I've had a few people where they didn't say sports ball. They're just like, you know, when if you're sitting there talking like pretty in-depth,

not even in-depth. It's like really surface level about. like the NFL playoffs, and they have no frame of reference, you know, when there's a break in the action, they'll just be like, sports. Oh my God, that might be worse, that might be worse, that might be worse, that might be worse. That just pissed me off so bad. Holy. Yeah. Oh, my God. Sports. I'll get up and leave and go to the bathroom for like a cool seven minutes and just be like, yeah. Sports. Okay, can't talk to you anymore. I don't know. Do we do something like that when girls are all talking about like a, astrology or something. Are we like, astrology?

I'm always like trying to get into it. What's my saying? Yeah, because I'm like, what, you know, tell me, what is that,

what do I, does it match up? Is there good things coming for me? Yeah. Is that why my back's been hurting? I don't know. Mm-hmm. I'm always like a little bit into it.

Oh my God. He has like five water signs and like, what? Like, I'm like, okay, what's it mean, though?

But, uh, yeah. Dude, I hate sports. sports balls so much. Usually no, not to talk about any sports stuff around people like that. Like, you can just tell.

Before you even start talking, you're just like, let's save that one for later, boys. Save that one for the ride home. I'm trying to think of a word. I hate when people just, like, generally sweet things under just like, I mean, in today's world. Dude, it's crazy out there. Just like leading up. world or or or when it's when it's march and they're like it's been a year oh it's because we've only we've only done this for like two and a half months so it's okay yeah I got it yeah

I hate it when people are like insert year literally worst year in my life I'm like shut up dude like you took every day and you're like that's a nice I'm like that's a And I can't, I can't take it. Like, I don't really remember when this year started. It's all the same. The last year, though, oh my God. Like, not one good thing. Shut up.

I hate when it's Monday. And already they're just like, just tired. Tired is insane to say. No shit. Oh, you? Tired? We're all. tired. Everybody's tired. Everybody's, everybody wants to sleep longer. Everybody wants to have more

downtime. Everybody wants to like have some coffee, throw on a, a fucking playlist that gets you hype and let's roll. Playoff game. Sports. I hate, I hate a, what was it like, girl? Like, you know, you're like telling the story. You do a sound effect. People are into the story, maybe. You do like a, and then it was like, er, and they're like, what was it like here? Jesus Christ, dude, I'll kill you. I'll kill you. I'll kill you. I'll kill you. I'll kill you. Never mind. Forget it. Forget I was even, she had to do the what was it like thing and I don't feel like, see you guys. See you tomorrow. Puts in his two weeks. That's valid.

Live in the dream. Yo, he's valid. Oh, shot. A floppy hair. Minute, minute, minute, minute. I heard some minute in that. no i already got a little cubs man ain't gone good finish you're off dude give me 30 sex gotta get the mullinard out dude gotta get the mullnard out

get the lett out get the lead out now i get the mullinard out bro it's like the hulk dude you gotta like come on come on doctor you just love to antagonize me just love to push the line

that's the thing I'm always Molinard from Matthew subject lines casuals hey Ben and Joey big fan of the pot and I have to listen to the Fat Freaks episode my goal in life is to recreate Joey's weekend of eating in a no chicks in a loud environment

March Madness is in full swing and everybody seems to be really into it even the more casual fans I never want to gatekeep there's nothing wrong with people having fun and enjoying college basketball but one thing that bothers me is when someone's talking about a team like iowa state and calls them iowa two different teams they aren't even in the same conference different color schemes different fan base a co-worker of mine put iowa in their bracket instead of iowa state my first reaction was

iowa didn't even make the tournament if you're going to be involved in the nca tournament stop being lazy and use the entire school name my wife once referenced to ohio state as ohio and i thought blood was going to shoot out of my nose yeah i don't mean anything to be a hardo and I'm not really that mad but dang it people will clean it up smack my ass with the chair bob knight threw under the court that one time love matthew would feel good my wife told my son to go ahead and go to the bathroom and i couldn't resist saying a nice goal ahead and goal good makes sense yeah i hate that would why why i agree about the chair toss like that would you know like if you got one of those at the back wouldn't that just kind of like straighten you out a little bit

It would feel good. One of those plastic ones. One of those sophomore setup crew chairs that you could just, honestly, one of those plastic chairs that you can just, you know, you're like getting a rhythm of like unfolding those and you can just. Just like 19 of them in a row. Then it's the same when you're when you're folding those chairs up. You like step on the back and you're just like, it's the most fun. I'm like, you know what? I actually don't mind doing this.

I might apply. Yeah. This would not be a bad way to make a living here. Did you hear about that? Those guys, those two dudes that used to do the podcast, they just work for a classic now. They set up tents and chairs everywhere.

Yeah, they're just like, this is what, this is our, our passion. Honestly, me and you both did that, got to ride the same truck,

want to be mad at it. Oh, yeah. Actually, hey, should we do a gas station on the way to the event? Just me,

you're sour patch kids. Listen to Ryden made this kick-ass Loaf of bread Like from scratch the other day She put it on her Instagram story You might have seen it But it was like beautiful

Like that's loaf of bread Loaf like it was it looked like a big muffin top And it was just like crunchy Great bread Like cinnamon or a straight bread What were talking? Straight up bread They could just put

You know Make a sandwich with or just have it as like an appetizer. And I literally sound like, God, can you just throw that at my head real quick? Thank you. Everything. I'm like, throw it at me then.

My sister made banana bread, little mini banana bread triangles. I was like, throw them all at me. This is my first reaction. Just pelt them. I'll stand on the wall like this. You just fast balls. What's up, Carrie Wood?

What do you clock in these days? Throw the banana bread triangles at me. keep coming Matthew yeah that's you know that's kind of that's a good follow up to the kind of the sports ball you know because kind of the sports ball

or sports crowd would have comments like that I hate that matter does it really matter does it really matter actually like normally I'd be like it doesn't matter but like that matters the most

it's like calling a state a different state that's a weird thing that it's kind of not at all the same but something that does bother me is when people throw the they put the order of the school wrong like they'll say University of Indiana yeah that's tough sometimes those get me and I'm like is it which way is it and I just don't say it at all because I don't know because I'm not sure I know it can be tough like if you're out of state you're not following But like, it's like, dude, it's literally called I you.

Yeah. You know? Mm-hmm. That is, it's kind of the same thing. But if you're calling, if you're referring to Michigan State and you call Michigan, it's like, bro, that is not the same thing. Not even close. And it's like crazy how you wouldn't know that because they're totally different colors, too. Like if they're the same colors, I could understand you messing that up.

But like, it's a whole different thing. All right. do one more here from Brendan. Subject line, Nagee Davenport. Not sports podcast, by the way. These guys. Love getting to see and meet Benny and Plano last week. Happy to represent the clubhouse at the shut.

Now it's Joey's turn to come to the Dallas area. Yeah, maybe in the fall. But hell yeah. Benny was right. That's cool. Now that this is a holiday podcast or anything, both Easter coming up, I wanted to get your thoughts.

Is Easter Sunday really just a fashion show at church every year? It's right at the beginning of spring and the weather is starting to turn, so every girl has to break out their favorite sundress or floral design clothes. Meanwhile, I'm getting away with wearing exactly what I wore last year without my mom noticing. Not bad for a fat guy.

Slot my ass in the photo line while Ben compliments my baby blue Joe Mauer twins jersey. Oh, yeah. Station knows all about this already. iPhone, just iPhone at the bottom. Couldn't, I could not say something, bro. Jersey of the night. Joe Mower, man.

the light blue twins joint with no buttons sweet swinging joe mauer dirty legend uh yeah easter is coming up that's a good point um when is it 420 is it yeah it's easter's on 420 420 so i'm sorry the lamest thing dude 420 was cool like when like 40 years of ago, 20 years ago. Even in high school, I was like, dog, are we done? Are we done with 420?

At high school, that was like the equivalent of now when you got like the super hardcore golf friends that you're like, no, I'm not seeing here for the whole summer, even though I do golf now. But that was, you know, 420 weekend. It was like, okay, we know you guys are having a whole festival. Couldn't be more lame. Actually, weed is so lame. Once it became legal, I was like, okay.

Yeah, just like, hey, guys, did you be more, like, what do you think is going to happen with this? 420. 420. Smoking before school on the day that all the teachers even know that it's a thing. Like, what do we? Okay. I was so nervous on 420, bro. I was like, did I somehow get contact high when I was in that gas station two months ago that it's going to come up on a drug test?

you became like forensic DNA to you you're like I think I'm gonna brush up on weed kid at that open house it might be on my sweatshirt my locker right now that was a real thought I had in my head every single weekend in high school I was like I'm getting called down in the office dude I was next to weed kid weed kid stole something out of my out of my car and his fingerprints are on my CD player and I think I think the drug dog's gonna sniff that and I'm fucked totally made sense at the time now I'm the kid that smokes weed Dude, I was second hand high. I was contact high. If you're around it, you're doing it. If you're there, in our eyes, you did it. So get out of there. 15 minute window.

15 minute window. Get out of there. If you're there, you're square. You don't want to, he didn't say that. They're always rhyming. So, you know. You don't want to be a square, do you? Pulitzer. Do you pull easy? No.

Hi kid, dude. Easter. Yeah, I think it was last year. I remember I was talking about when I went to Easter Mass and like a kid had like a fucking Jared Salta Lamakia jersey on and like what is it going on? What last name was that? Sounds like a wing flavor at Aal Emporia. Can I get the uh saltatamaki? I'll take the regular is the regular, is the regular 12 or 24 okay 24 uh i'll do the regular salt alamacia please um it's a verdict on salt to la machia uh yeah all all church all church attire has gone down man everybody's just trying to get away with the easiest laziest shit you know i can't talk really because i was joking about over the weekend i was

singing church songs as one does and we're over in my folks and i was like damn i'm ripping this dude i I was like, I need to, I need to apply to be in the church choir. My sister was like, well, for you to be in the church choir, it means you have to go to church. Okay, I know I don't go to church every weekend. St. Madeline. Church. But they do it.

They bring the heat on Easter, don't they? I feel like not recently. I mean, yeah, nobody's saying, like, growing up. Yeah, it would be like, oh, dang, like, you know, Natalie's wearing, you know, okay. She just got back from spring break, too. Like, she's tan. You know?

That whole thing. She's got the hair wrap. It's just so, yeah, it's such an explosion of color. Pastel. Easter really just took pastel and ran with it. They had to do something. Anything. Jelly beans and pastel.

Cornered the market, guys. I really did. Bunches, too? I mean, who's really talking about bunnies unless it's about Easter? It's true. God, I love bunnies. Can we make them pets? They are pets.

Why doesn't anyone have them? It's always bunnies to me. It's not rabbits. It's not that serious. It's bunnies. It's always been and always will be bunnies. Oh, I got a bunny in the backyard. Oh, n'uh.

A rabbit in the backyard. I don't even want to look. Yeah. It's an event when there's a bunny in your backyard. Yeah, I haven't been in the church. The big families, you know, like the families were to be like seven kids, you know, and they eat.

have a different pastel shade on go to hell mom had this planned out she went to old navy back in february for this just for the pick coals coles dude that's where you get the easter church clothes coals because you're like i don't want to spend too much money on this and they i know they have stuff old navy probably represents pretty well yeah old navy and coals same guy oh that's a good one hey he has risen why is it

Why is that the only day that we say it like that? He has arisen. We can get into it more next week. But like I just, you said Ollie for the pig because I just, envisioning my Instagram and Facebook feed just seven million pictures of the family. Seven million hunties. He has risen. Humpty.

Dude, Easter is a big hunting holiday. That is Huntie's favorite holiday. I like Easter hunting. He has risen. Easter egg hunting? Dude. Oh, man. Now we can talk all about it's a good setup for next week.

We can talk all about that leading up to ham for a honey. Easter egg hoppy. Easter egg hunting. Oh my God. I'm going to wear my yellow shirt and blue pastel pants, Hansi. Do you like it? If he don't, I change for hunting. I change for a huntie for the hauntie.

Matching pick? He has risen. Dude, so many he has risen. I'm like, can anyone just like switch it up? And why no one ever uses that form of English except on Easter? Everybody else, any other day. He has. He rose.

He is risen. God, those families suck. Those families suck so bad. He is risen. All right, shut the fuck up. Kill me. Tell us how you really feel. I hate that girl, too.

The girl that says, tell us how you really. Yeah, especially when you're a little Moldard, right? You are kind of like getting a little worked up about it. Tell us how you really feel. Okay, I'm going to hit you with my car. That's how I really feel. Oh, here's another one. It's game day and you're wearing like a steel.

you're wearing your team's hat and like your team's jacket, you know? And then you show up somewhere and just like, so are you like a sailor's lab? There is, dude. I need a little, I need a little dose of more. Oh my God. Can you imagine you wild out start a chainsaw? Maybe I am.

That's my dream. I don't know, you told me. Chopping, saw on their couch in half. Oh shit. A knife be on your back. I got a goal. Go ahead and get out of your goal, goal then. All right. Team these guys at gmail.com, that's the email.

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