THESE GUYS! - SPRING IS OVER + FALCONS JERSEYS 🗑️ + RANCH GIRLS + MATT FORTE > WALTER PAYTON
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Like Prime Drew Breeze, Jimmy Graham, you know,
Eli Manning doing his thing,
Snow be following, ornaments on the fucking scorebug.
Jimi Graham.
Four 15.
Eli Manning at 415.
Eli Manning at 415.
What up, Clubhouse is Benny Politi and Joey Molanaro.
On this week's TG, we talk about the most Fox NFL game of all time.
your weird aunt whose favorite holiday is Easter.
Girls in Ranch, your coach is getting drunk on moratorium week,
and is Matt Forte better than Walter Payton?
Kind of.
Start the show.
Start the show.
T, t, t, t, t, t, t.
TG 180.
1.80.
Smoke, smoke, smoke, and smoke.
Oh, sorry.
This is on.
My bed.
Yeah, yeah, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
Saturday night fever.
Hey, now, it doesn't matter because you're going to hear it on Tuesday.
But these guys are riproaring ready to go on a Saturday night.
Total request hour, you, me and a whole lot of requests on Saturday.
A whole lot of fun.
A whole lot of fun ahead.
A lot of fun.
It's like, what are we doing?
We going bowling?
A whole lot of fun.
Yeah, they're live from a bowling alley.
And they're talking about top five sides.
And that's why it's fun.
I love making fun of a radio host doing that, but it's literally all I want to do is to have a radio show.
Remote.
Add a Twin Peaks.
The beer's flowing.
Hey, I need to get you down here because I can't drink all these myself.
So head on down and Twin Peaks.
See some good views and some good brews on fit.
I love, dude, the remote broadcast, though.
Oh, God, it's so funny because, like, sometimes they'll knock them out of the park, right?
And the broadcast will be from, like, they'll be doing it on like a rooftop bar across the street from the, you know, the NBA arena in town.
You're like, holy cow, like, there's a live DJ that.
They'll look sick.
Yeah, hell yeah.
And then, like, the other seven out of ten times they're doing it.
It's like literally from like a mattress store.
Just one of those Buffalo Bills Mafia tables.
They set all their stuff up on.
I'm like somebody can jump on this in flames any second now.
A car dealership?
I'm like, who's going to that?
Dead quiet in there.
He's not, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's not who's buying this.
It's a who's going.
At the worst time of all times, you know, starts out with 12.
High noon.
Hey, let me bring me and the buds out on the Wednesday.
Go to Ray Skilman real quick.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Doing this in the back of a Chevy Silverado.
It's like, hey, I mean, I guess you're out and about, you know, beats being in the cubicle.
My dream.
Yeah, for real.
Hey, here's something that.
Who's not going to this?
More like it.
Indiana Land 500, 2020, 6.
Hey, now.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
They're back.
It's race weekend.
You know what that means?
That he's on air from 10 roof.
A tin roof.
Two to six.
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
Oh, start your head jets.
Uh-oh.
Daddy's back.
The 500.
The race?
Or is that how many beers are going to have?
Oh.
Could be some drunk chucks.
Didn't hear it for me.
Oh, God.
Ding-dong.
Not going to tell my wife I'm going.
Because I haven't talked to her in three and a half months.
Daddy's home
Daddy's out and about
Can't be in my son's
An elite game
Gotta miss catch with him
Because I'm gonna be
Catching a few cold ones
And Ted Roof
But don't worry
Party doesn't stop
I'll be on air there too
I'll be going remote
Dude
What if we just had a remote radio show
The whole party
you wouldn't see us once
we'd just be asking questions
the whole time to them
just both elbows on the table
right in front of them
it's going over the
it's going over the speaker
they have they set up
not over the loud speakers
connected
you brought your own speakers
so it's kind of ricochet
a little bit of echo going on there
walking into a party
with a Bluetooth speaker
with just JM beyond
what up
yeah
so for those who
don't speak
clubhouse language
We'll break that down for you here.
Ten roof, downtown Indianapolis, Indiana Land, 500 party,
the day before the Indianapolis 500.
Bringing it back, folks, bringing it back two to six.
You go ahead and get there whenever.
We're going to be elbows up at 10 a.m.,
but you get there whenever.
Party starts officially at two.
Two to six is the runtime, but that doesn't mean the party's stopping.
I can't wait to wake up at 5A.
and just start bringing stuff over there.
My favorite, dude.
Oh, my God.
You're going to be so ready to go at 10 a.m.
DJ Seabuck is going to be on the ones and twos.
He's going to be doing his thing up there.
So we're going to have DJ Seabug playing the music.
We're going to have me and Johnson in town hosting this party, having a great time.
Everybody's welcome.
Wear your race gear.
We're going to get ahead of it.
You're going to hear a lot of the plugs coming in.
But that is Saturday, May 23rd, Indianapolis, Indiana.
Got to be hanging out.
It's no pressure.
There's going to be no tickets.
You don't got to buy anything.
You just show up.
You just show up.
You come to the party.
You don't have to worry about me and John.
You don't have to worry about bringing your girl and being like, oh, well, these guys are like, I think it could be fun.
And having her sit there and be like, what the fuck is this?
Even though we'll probably have like, you know, AFC, NFC banners on each side.
You pick which side you want to be on.
You stay on that side the whole time.
Oh my God.
Dude, hand stamps.
Hey, are you AFC or NFC?
That'd be so sick.
Have separate drinks.
Like if they have the AFC stamp,
blue,
red.
So very excited about it.
Johnson's coming back home again for this party.
And we're going to be there all day.
And it's going to be awesome.
So yeah,
you're the first to know
on here now. We haven't talked about it
yet and there you go
baby. May 23rd, 2 to 6, 10
roof, indie. Spread the word.
I've thought about it so many
times every day since we've been talking about
it. I'm like, hey,
what are they wearing?
So I want to give everybody plenty of time.
You and me included.
Plenty of time to get on there.
Please turn into a jersey party, please.
Don't they always? God.
Undefeated theme.
Mel's best available party themes?
All right.
I don't know.
What?
We could do that probably on the fly right there.
OTF, man.
So that's something to look forward to kickoff summer, do race weekend for all the local folks, but also, hey, it's a Memorial Day weekend.
So come on out to Indy.
It's a place to be, obviously, at the 500.
And then, hey, we posted about it on these guys, L.O.L.
on Instagram, but we got a Discord channel now.
I think that's what they call it, right?
Is it channel?
It's a hype.
I don't know.
I'm kind of new to Discord.
But it's a big, it's a big group chat.
Anybody hop in?
It's actually crazy.
I think it's going to change my life.
Because people are just saying stuff on there all the time.
And it's exactly what I always want to be talking about.
Yeah.
We've had conversations about Sam McGuffie already.
I'm like, yo, I can just like look at this chat at like 2 a.m.
And just it's just this show just in group chat form.
Some crazy AFC NFCs that have already been thrown in there.
Some wild names.
But yeah, on Discord, we'll post the link on our pages and everything.
But you can literally join the clubhouse now.
That's what it's called is the clubhouse.
And like Ben said, it's just a kind of continuous group chat between people who enjoy the show and me and Ben are in there.
And we see it all and want to interact with everybody.
And also, like, we'll probably work on making it to where.
I don't know, like,
the people who are on that Discord channel
will get, you know, separate special,
like early access to different things.
Yeah, maybe like a once a week type of hangout.
Maybe we'll like, we haven't really figured it all out,
but maybe like once a week we'll do our show, right?
But then maybe like for an hour or something on like a Thursday.
Oh, go live on it.
Yeah, I can go live and we can be in there with you guys.
So there's a bunch of ideas in there.
And hey, once you join, throw some ideas of what you would want at us.
But it's there, the clubhouse of Discord, and we'll post the links to it, I'm sure, on the YouTube description and everything for this show.
But what's happening, baby?
We're building the community.
We're building the clubhouse.
Next up, we just got to get like a, you know, 550 foot square foot brick building that we can put all of our posters and frame pictures and jerseys and have beer.
And that's it.
Drunk Chicks.
Yeah, let me see.
Yo, but yeah, get your merch to, Benedictmerge.com.
bald nice at checkout get a get some merch come to the party and this is this one of
this one of these parties where hey fly to it make it a weekend i can't make it a weekend
baby come through it's a best weekend downtown indy and there's a these guys party i mean come
off indiana land uh may 23rd downtown see there and if you know yeah if you don't believe
that people in the clubhouse would do that, then you're just wrong.
Because we've had Chris and his wife from New Jersey come out to Indy the week before Christmas for these guys live.
We had the Boston boys come out from Boston two days before Christmas in Chicago.
I know there's others that I'm missing who traveled from Chicago.
I think a couple from St. Louis, if I remember, Snyder Stamps, I believe.
But Clubhouse travels, so I know, and, hey, we were doing this for you guys.
So, you know, no presh, but I don't doubt that there will.
will be people who will travel.
So well put,
well put.
Now that that,
now the housekeeping portion is over.
Can you,
can you answer me this?
Hmm.
Easter has to be the most haunty holiday, right?
Oh yeah.
Getting dolled up.
Should I wear light blue or pink,
Hanky?
It's just the,
the mixture.
It's everything.
It's a mixture of the,
the khakis with the pastel tops
and then even the food is hunting.
Mm-hmm.
That's real, honey-baked ham.
I brought my honey-baked ham.
My honey-baked ham.
Oh, my God.
Honey-baked ham.
Easter egg hunting.
Oh, yeah.
Yep.
And like, I'm pissed.
Like, we're recording this the night before Easter,
so it's fresh on the mind.
I was singing deep within before we got on here
because I'm ready to sing it at mass tomorrow.
But I was just like, man, we haven't fully debriefed on Easter 2026.
And my God, dude, the first thing that come to my head is just fucking haunty heaven.
It's the, it's the worst.
Honestly, the worst holiday.
Like, I could talk trash by Easter forever.
I'm like, nobody likes it.
If your favorite holiday is Easter, like, can you, there's nobody in the world that exists.
That's my favorite holiday season
Nobody ever
Yeah
I hear what you're saying
And you would think that to be true
But there's always those like
There's always that like administrative assistant
There's always that aunt
That's like real cat
Catholic aunt with short hair
Holy
Shortest hair
I'm like why does you have to have a short
That's crazy yep she loves
She loves Easter
Like the
I feel like
if you would just be going around at a family get together or,
I don't know,
if you had a,
like a school project where you had like interview,
you know those bullshit school projects back in the day that teachers just put,
they all were,
but the teachers just put on us that it's just like,
you look back now,
you're like,
why did I have to call all my relatives and ask them what their favorite holiday is?
God,
and put it on a poster board.
We had so many of those projects.
They were just a mess.
Easter.
Yeah, dude.
And they were so lengthy.
and I was like, this is actually crazy.
This is a crazy ask.
Like, you ever get a project when you're a kid and you're just like, oh my God.
Yeah.
Like, I'm 11, but like, damn, I got to ask my mom all this stuff now.
Like, we got to do this.
Like, the magazine sale, that was like a thing that I was like, yo, what?
I got to call everybody in my family and ask them if they want a magazine.
We got to go to Michaels for this?
The Leaf Project?
I'm like,
The Leaf Project.
project was inside. I was like, I gotta walk around. Now I'm bugging my mom. Like, she's got stuff to do.
She can't look for leaves with me. Did you ever have to do the one about, like, the Native American tribes where you had to build a set that was like there?
Oh, yeah. You know, you had the different tribes, a different part of the country. And so based on their like ecosystem and stuff.
Oh. What was that? Dude, we're in fifth grade.
buying $500 a clay from Michaels to make some Adobe homes.
I was like, what, what?
I had the Urquois.
They got the Aztecs.
I was like, this is just so advanced.
I know.
I was like, how, like, how rich do you think we are?
Like, I got to ask my mom for all this crap.
Well, like, you must really be pissed at the parents in this class.
for putting this on us because that's obviously going to be put on them now.
Huge ask.
And before it was due,
like I had like a meltdown and everything fell apart.
Like my whole plan and all the actual.
My whole plan didn't.
I was like really sure about it for the first time ever.
I was like,
I think I can do this.
And then everything I put together like fell apart too.
Dude,
so coach P the night before had to help me like build all these forts and.
like my dad the most like unhandy got like doing all that
with the president yeah imagine a head coach trying to like be all dainty and make like a good
looking like out of four years I was like god dang I had to have like an explanation
when I came into school the next day I was like uh sorry uh it fell apart like I had this whole
I was so beat up about it two things that never failed in those situations one you come in
smart girl with the laminated folders and everything.
It was like this most pristine project.
She'd had it done for 10 days before.
How do they do that?
She lost zero sleep over it, dude.
What kind of time do those people have?
She was just like in there writing in her diary,
watching like Lizzie McGuire or something,
like just the happiest chick ever,
not a care in the world because her Iroquois project
is just sitting over there, pristine, perfect.
Yeah, that never failed.
Then number two was the guy,
I actually had a couple of friends like this and I was always so jealous.
But like their dad or their stepdad was a super.
Just like the guy that was handy with everything,
fixed everything,
adding onto their house,
like,
and got a kick out of like he enjoyed doing that.
And so they'd show up and it looked like it was something that like Steve Jobs
rolled out at Apple.
I know.
And you're like,
I'd be like,
Jordan,
you didn't do that shit,
man.
Mrs.
Canter?
Can we get a review?
Are you serious?
See,
they do that?
She goes over the booth.
overturned. His dad did the project for him.
Offsides.
Cleet Bakeman shows up.
Oh, my God.
Come on, Cleet.
Wearing cleats.
Anyways, yeah, the short-haired aunt.
You'd call on one of those projects, you would call.
You know, you'd call.
Hi, Kate.
I was just doing this project for school.
and when do we have to ask eight of our relatives what their favorite holiday is?
Well, I have to say, while I do enjoy them all, I really get the most out of Easter.
God.
Okay.
Okay.
He heard you.
Weird aunt.
Hey, guilty aunt.
She did something weird.
A little too holy.
A little too churchy for me.
What you hiding, huh?
and whose favorite holiday is Easter
gives the worst Christmas present.
Hey,
Hal smells kind of weird.
Don't know what's going on there.
Who died?
What happened that you didn't tell me?
Who died?
Those are the cousins.
Yeah, she has kids.
Those are the cousins.
You're like,
kind of glad they go to different school.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Your parents are like,
don't talk to him that much
before you go to family.
like don't talk to him that much okay
oh shit did you ever go to a
did you ever go to a
a girl's family's Easter
wow
no never made it to Easter
I never made it to any of them
honestly I never made the cut
well what's the level of what's the level of holiday
to the we're new
boyfriend's coming.
You know,
what,
where does Easter fall in
where it's like,
yeah,
it's good.
It makes sense that he's here.
I feel like it's kind of down.
That's deep.
That's deep.
Easter's like,
I don't even know if we're doing that
this year holiday for me anyway.
Like,
but so if you bring like your
girlfriend or boyfriend
to that,
it's like,
you guys really had nothing to do,
huh?
Like,
damn.
Yeah.
Yeah,
really putting on.
Yeah.
It's kind of like, I never was interested in that.
I think, I don't think Riley came to.
I don't think it's an option.
I don't think Riley came to Easter until like the year that we got married.
That following one, I think I was like, okay, come on, you're good.
We can do Easter now.
Easter's, yeah, that's not in girlfriend, boyfriend, boyfriend territory.
That's married only.
I'm trying to.
I think if I was dating a girl for two years, I'd go to her Christmas, I guess.
like first year I'm like I'm not going to your Christmas that's wild
maybe not Christmas Day but Christmas Eve
bro I'll do anything on Christmas Eve
I'll propose
that's all he didn't want to go
I can't be here on Christmas Eve I'm gonna have two glasses of red wine
and fall in love I already am in love
but yeah
maybe this yeah I don't know
first year Christmas is a little
little wild.
Almost did it a lot, but I just
skated out. Last minute, bailout.
Classic. I first year of Christmas
with RC.
Wow.
First year, Christmas with RC.
You were so on. You were so on.
And for Clubhouse, hey, for Clubhouse who maybe,
I don't know why it would be, but for Clubhouse who's listening to this
with little kids, I'll give you a little second here.
Just in case you need to turn the station, turn station.
or hit the mute button or whatever.
Okay.
Did the first Christmas, first Christmas,
played Santa.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Baller move.
Crazy move, dude.
Made an impact.
I said, hey, I'm coming in here,
and, you know, I'm kind of a reserve player,
but I'm going to come out,
and I'm going to make my minutes known.
And I did.
that's like something you tell her
when you're like kind of off like a bottle of wine
and then you got to follow through with it
the next morning you're like I told her I'd be Santa
oh my God
no what's crazy is that it was her folks
and the people who had the party
they approached me
aren't you Santa every year now
now I can't because of my kids
I did for Franks first
but then now he's starting to get to the point
where he'd be like hey bro
for sure
guys playing
guys playing the fucking
fucking six million questions
with the Easter bunny
I tell you that
what do you got going on
with that
do you I feel like
we've talked about this
before we definitely have
because this isn't a holiday podcast
but you don't hide
your baskets do you
no the baskets are just out
but I mean my man
came ready
with the fucking litigation
I felt like I was on trial
I mean this kid
I hope
he uses his his curiosity for good someday because my god dadda but how does the bunny get to our house
but dadda does he does he hop through our front door but dadda is he like santa does he don't he doesn't go
to the chimney i'm like dude dadda but dadda does he have a name i told him it was johnny hopson
is that a real person or not
I have a kid that I grew up with
on Prince's his name is Johnny Hobson
and so I just thought about it was like Hop
so I just added the yeah close enough
his name's Ian Hop
Litigation how about that
Dude
look at you with the Ian Happole
Look at that with the Ian hat pole
Wow, not a baseball pod.
No, no, it's definitely not.
It is a baseball.
It's baseball pod season.
This is when we start, like, getting into baseball, remember?
Yeah.
We had this isn't a baseball pod going for like 64 episodes last year.
No, no, never.
They just talked about the named every Rockies player.
Troy Toluetsky.
Yeah, but it's, yeah.
So I'm running into that.
I'm like, holy shit.
This is, I don't know.
But then I'm like, yeah, like I was a dumbass and just literally literally
thought that a fucking big ass magic bunny game around.
And I know qualms about it.
And then my, my sister, of course, she's three years younger of me, much smarter,
intellectually book smart, smarter in general with everything.
But of course, she's like, yeah.
He's like sweet smart, though.
Dude, somebody said street smart the other day.
almost fell down.
He's like street smart.
It's like hot.
Okay.
Just because he went to the public school five minutes down the road.
Just because he smoked weed in seventh grade, he's street smart.
What does that have to do with anything?
Just because he has black jeans before anybody else does?
He's like street smart.
It's like hot.
Okay.
Yeah, I wouldn't even call myself street smart, really.
Just an idiot altogether.
Believe in the Easter bunny
Until it was nine
Nice
Oh for sure
The Easter bunny's scary
If you really think about it though
So as a kid I was like
Oh well okay
The Easter bunny just walks up in here
And like hides our best
What's up
Like kind of on some Santa
Like magically disappears
Yeah
But then I really started thinking about it
And I didn't think it was like
A little bunny hopping around
It's like some big like Easter mascot
Like I'm like that's scary
If you're sleeping on the couch
You woke up and saw a big Easter bunny
I'd be like oh
That's scary
Like those big bunnies like at the mall
Those are gross dude
Yeah
See I think like
You ever see Santa Claus too
Probably didn't
He might have though
So you ever see Santa Claus too
Bits and pieces
Bits and pieces for
Bits and pieces
There's a scene
They have like all the magical
Characters like that
They come
They have like a quarterly
Or annual meeting
Where they all get together
and the Easter Bunny is in that.
And he's a part of that.
And he's, yeah, he's huge.
Ew.
But he's funny.
He's like funny and cool.
And he like, I remember at one point,
Santa's talking about how it's hard to like have his son.
It's taught to be a parent.
And the Easter Bunny in that movie says something.
He's just like, yeah, tell me about it.
Now try to have an 8,000 offspring because bunnies, you know,
reproduce so much.
And so I was like,
Oh, shit, all right.
Easter Bunny, he gets it.
Yeah, he's cool.
Yeah, he's cool.
Yeah.
So, like, I was always like, I'm kind of down with the Easter Bunny.
Because we're all just looking.
It kind of falls back on like, we're just looking to get,
looking for something to get us through, you know?
Yeah.
If wasn't for Easter, I'd be bloody all over the ground right now.
Hey, March Madd is Final Four Easter weekend, if not for those two things?
hanging from my balcony
oh hey what even is there
yeah
I don't know
Indiana party
but wasn't for the Indiana party
hey
who knows what happened
I'd be under a car right now
pool of blood
we're just doing the Indiana
party to get us to the 4th of July
so we get the 4th of July
to get to Halloween
dude I'm so
Hey, this is the most anticipated summer of all time.
I'm calling it.
Actually, we're calling it.
Yeah, don't you feel that?
Maybe I do here because it's like, bro, it's so hot.
It's like already summer.
There was like a heat wave here.
If you came here, you'd be like, I get it.
It might not be there because it was it rainy and stuff right now, kind of.
Yeah, it's just, yeah, it's like, hey, you know what?
This whole week when I was waking up and I let the dogs out, spring break smell.
We're done.
Spring break's been over.
It's like summer, like ready.
I don't know what's going on.
Well, yeah, it's the most anticipated
because we're going to kick it off with the Indiana Land 500.
So, you know, be doing that.
World Cup.
It's up.
Not sports podcast.
Definitely not a soccer podcast.
Not a holiday podcast.
Nope.
You said you had some,
you had a drippin or a tripping or an A.
see in a C.
Drippin or tripping
Falcon's uniforms.
I'm going to go right away.
I'm going to say tripping.
Wow.
Nice.
Like it.
Let me hear why.
I just
This is,
I love,
I cannot wait to hear this.
We're just,
we're reverting so far,
but we had this discussion about like,
we're reverting so far back to just trying to be the,
the safest,
most cookie cutter.
a box situation for everything.
I'm like, that's the best.
The white-ass practice pants with just a plain red, okay.
Like, it's just like, it's something that literally my son would color in himself and
be like, yeah, they have a red jersey and a red helmet and white pants.
And I'm like, okay.
Like, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no Falcons.
There's no Falcons.
There's no, like, uh,
personality to it.
Mm-hmm.
Because the last falcon, well,
that was bad. But like when
they came out with like the Michael Vick on
Madden Unis, which now
look like, okay, that's a lot
going on. But that was like, oh,
like yo, they got new,
they got new uniform. Like, bro,
they have arrived.
That was the future. Yeah.
Oh, that thing on the sleeve, when I saw it
on the sleeve, I think I ran around
my house. And like, they shouldn't do
that now with the uniforms because like trends it's it's it's in the past but like you can give us a
little something like it doesn't have to be straight like let's make this jersey like it's due
tomorrow like that's what it looks like it looks like the project was due project was due in an hour
and they're like uh but uh even it looks like super um high school kind of yes like the font the number font
in the falcons right here it just it's honestly
Michigan State font.
Not a Michigan State podcast.
But it's the same numbers.
So I don't know.
And honestly, if we're getting real picky,
the Falcon on the helmet and the Falcon on the sleeve,
redundant.
I'm like, put something different.
Yeah, put an alternate, put a third logo or something right there.
ATL a little bit or like even the numbers.
but like Falcon and Falcon
I'm like oh too much too much
falcon too much yeah
no I was um you know
and I had high hopes because
again like she's like
we're working with red and black and white
I mean come on
you know
yeah and when they when they put that gold
oh my god
that's insane I know
just all the stuff you guys have gold
yeah who's the okay clubhouse
Atlanta are Falcons fans out there
or even, I know it's not a Panthers pie,
but I'm sure that you guys being in the same division
have some sort of understanding
about where that comes from.
I love it.
How the Falcons just taking liberties
with just throwing gold stripes on their shit.
So sick.
On the red helmet, too.
They had that recently, didn't they?
Like when they went throwback,
like recently they brought the red helmet
with the gold on it.
I think Julio Jones were it.
So sick.
Yeah, I just remember it would be like Sunday night football
and it'd be like,
Eagles Falcons and Falcons.
Dude, I always did Eagles Falcons on Madden.
I just thought that was such a sick.
What a crazy matchup.
Also, not a Panthers podcast, Falcons Panthers for some reason on Monday night.
Remember that Monday night game when Vic dove in red jerseys, Julius Packers on Panthers?
Oh, yeah.
Why is that like that is Monday night football with me?
Like that game.
I'm like, oh.
Most Monday night football games of all time.
Well, you go around that.
I was going, is Falcons,
is Falcons Eagles the most Fox game of all time?
Ooh, dude.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
What's the most Fox game ever?
Can you not just see the 0-4?
It's like 2,000, perpetually 2004.
Falcons at Eagles.
It's like 405 pitch black dark already.
Oh, it's so dark.
There's not, there's no, oh my God.
Oh, my God.
Is this a re-recording?
Am I watching a live game?
What the hell is going on here?
They're playing this at 2 a.m.
I swear.
Hey, that Fox scorebug with the, that one?
Mototone Joe Buck.
Vick.
No flags.
Touchdown.
Oh, when he says, when he says no flags, dude, I get the,
I get the chills,
Vic.
Oh my God.
Who's he thrown it to?
Hey, crumpler.
No flags.
Rolls out.
Byes time.
Seven seconds go by.
Throws it.
All of this,
all of that's happening.
Buck hasn't said anything.
Crumpler and zone.
No flags.
That's his touchdown call back then.
He wouldn't do anything.
He wouldn't be like, to Crupler, touchdown Atlanta, like he does now.
Literally, he would punctuate it by just looking around and saying, no flags.
I thought that was kind of cold, though.
Like, just like letting the TV do the talking.
He's like, yo, I'm just here.
Like, oh, I like that a little bit.
Because the crowd's going crazy and people at your house are going crazy.
And he knows, oh, touchdown.
Motown Joe.
Monotone Joe was different, and he was that way.
I did a sketch about it with baseball, too.
You go back and watch those like 04.
Those 04, like Red Sox playoff games.
I mean, history literally being made.
Insane comeback games are taken forever.
Ortiz flies into shallow center,
and the Red Sox will win in 13 innings.
What?
Mono Joe.
Eagles Falcons
I think it might be
they're both so NFC
Part of me once like initially
I was like I mean I watched a lot of like
Giants and
like Washington
And that's so NFC too
Like when they would play I'd be like
See what's wild is that it goes
Like I remember them through different eras too
because like that 04 era with the
to me that's Eagles Falcons
God but then you skip ahead
you skip ahead a few years
and when it would be the scorebug
that would have the
the scorebug that'd be up in the corner
it was like a box and it was heavy
on when they would have the snow falling down on it
to me
that most Fox is like
the giant saints.
Like Prime Drew Breeze,
Jimmy Graham,
you know,
Eli Manning doing his thing,
snow be following,
ornaments on the fucking scorebug.
Jimi Graham.
For 15.
Eli Manning at 415.
Eli Manning at 415.
Every time.
Oh, man.
Hey,
what's?
Go ahead.
Dude, I don't even think Packers Vikings is NFC.
That's like Monday night.
That's like Sunday night.
Like I'm not thinking, that's like way too prime time.
No, Packers Vikings is the most ABC game of all time.
Pack, bikes.
Come on.
This looks so good, man.
I think you're right.
I think you nailed it.
I think Eagles Falcons is the most NFC game ever.
No, most Fox game.
I can't even think.
Like, I kind of want to say Saints, but it's not.
Most Fox game, yeah.
What's the most CBS game ever?
Well, to go to like 2006-2007, Patriots Colts.
So CBS, probably.
If you go to like if you go like a decade later
Not decade
You go like five to eight years later
It's Patriots Broncos
God it's always Broncos
Broncos are very
Peak AFC team
Dude who's the most AFC team
And who's the most NFC team
Literally what the fuck are they talking about
No but you know what I'm saying
Bro I think the most NFC team ever
is the Eagles.
They're so, they just check all the
NFC box. Oh, man, I don't know.
I think I got to go. I think I could go.
I think it resides
in the fucking north, man.
I think the most NFC team has got to either be
the Packers or the Bears, dude. The fucking
Bears. Oh, man.
Okay, yeah, that's way. Holy Lord.
The Bears are so
NFC. Guys taking off their
helmets and you can see Steam like
God.
Just, yeah, I mean, that's, most AFC team Patriots are Broncos.
Kind of thinking Coes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, hey, when your two quarterbacks have been John Elway and Peyton Manning,
the two quarterbacks that look like horses and they're your quarterbacks.
It just makes sense.
Can't watch a Broncos game without ordering Papa Johns.
What the other?
Why?
Just have to.
Broncos are playing?
Give me some of those garlic cups.
Maybe one of the spicy cheese ones too.
The different ways to eat pizza, bro.
Are you a, are you a, are you a, are you a dip the first bite, the first fresh corner?
at the end bite into the sauce or do you like to just take a bite out of it
you know get it get the palate the feeling what the pizza is first slice first slice first bite
you got it on your plate you pick it up from the box even are you just right out of it
or you open it up and take a little dip and then eat I'm raw bro I'm going in yeah
that pizza is not going to see see the way home in the car at a red light
praying for red lights when I got a pizza.
Just please, please, God.
Making a mess.
I don't care.
Starving.
I don't have time for the cup.
I don't have time to rip the top off the cup.
But like piece number three, I'm getting into the cup.
See, I've got you said that.
That's what I was about to say.
Piece number one, I was like to see what, oh, natural.
Well, what exactly am I working with here?
Yeah.
Because then I can decide.
I'm like, oh, man, God, this is damn good.
When's it ever been bad?
Oh, yeah, there's just varying levels.
Sometimes you're just like,
this one needs a little,
I need the cup.
Yeah,
you might start dipping into the cup
after that first bite.
First bite or two.
Yeah, you're varying levels.
You got to be able to feel it out.
You want to go into it a little bit
of a clean palette, though.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Dude, sauce on the first
first bite.
trust your pizza a little bit
you know
like it's just that's too
honestly
honestly that's a move a girl
a dude hey
that is such a girl move
first bite in in the sauce
like hey
can we just can we just live in the moment
for a sec
we always got to move on to the next best thing
babe let's just live in the moment
I was getting ready to say
not a high school pod
but what happened in the world
when all of a sudden
every girl you've ever spoken to
when you were in high school
just had to have ranch
the most ranch of all time with pizza
overnight
what's going on overnight
oh my god
girls carrying around
their own thing of ranch
wanted to slap it out of all their hands
I'm like guys
Ranch has been around
you're acting like ranch
was just invented five hours ago
Ranch
yeah it's not that big of a deal
it's not like the second coming
bro all over the pizza too
I'm like where did they see all this
that was insane
girls and ranch
get over it
those are the same hey
those are the same girls
started put the thumb through the hole, man.
I did show me a girl that doesn't like a ranch.
Just one.
It's all I'm asking.
Try.
Show me.
If you went to high school with the girl that carried her own bottle of ranch around,
she was also the girl that had to have a hole for her thumb to go through in her long sleep shirts.
It's just, it's just math.
It's just science.
How bad did you want to text her, though?
Hey, hey, you like ranching your pizza?
Me too.
Me too.
Can't stand it.
Ranch girls.
Start debating with her about like who, which restaurants have the best ranch?
Dude, you can't win that.
You cannot.
She won't give you any leeway in that argument.
Like, even if she hasn't had ranch from a place you think has good ranch,
should be like, no, it's not as good as Chicago's.
It's not beat-ups.
It's not beat-ups.
A beat-ups ranch sucks ass.
What are you talking about?
The conviction girls have about their favorite restaurants ranch is just out of this world.
She can't sway them anywhere.
Once I have a favorite ranch, like, all right.
Okay.
Hey, it's like a guy's favorite team, favorite player.
It's true.
Yeah.
Can't tell me shit.
You don't know.
They don't know.
They don't try to talk about ranch?
Oh, okay.
Do you have...
I've been saying they don't know in my head all week.
All week.
They don't know.
Oh, my...
I liked him, but he started...
randomly going off on some rant about how I don't know.
He like switched his voice and everything.
That's when I stopped listening to their podcast or whatever.
Oh, sorry, burby girls.
What else?
So another dripping or tripping or do you have an AFC of the week,
even though it kind of just did that with the football teams?
I don't.
I don't.
Getting a crazy amount of them on Discord.
Let me read one on Discord real quick.
Okay.
Let me just read anything on here.
That's so funny.
Is this a Jevin Sneed Memorial Discord?
Ooh, okay.
This one's crazy.
B Park 6.
A&W.
AFC mug, NFC.
Wow.
I just love reading these.
I know.
AFC, ESPN, NFC, NFC.
Dude, people, like, I hate, I hate, I don't hate.
I don't hate, I don't really use the phrase
because I don't feel like it comes out of my mouth well.
But Clubhouse, in their bag with the AFC, NFC, I mean, just insane.
Stuff that I would just never even think of.
There's just so many funny one-liners in here.
I'm convinced East Lansing has never seen the sun.
Hey, I forget who it was, the Instagram handle off the top,
but I put it on our story earlier said,
Wisconsin, Michigan State got to be the most overcast game of all time, right?
It's like kind of raining the whole day, but not.
Showing up just on the visor enough.
Like on the sideline, that pan,
they have to like keep wiping it a little bit,
but like they can still keep wearing the visor.
You know, it's up to the point where it's, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just love people just,
putting anything in here.
Jordan Farmer, 816am.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
It goes on forever.
Hey,
some of the best compliments we've ever gotten about a show.
Both had live shows and online.
It was just been like,
it's like a group chat,
man.
It's like my group chat with the boys.
Well, here you go.
We appreciate it.
And now we have one all together now.
Let's do it.
Just now,
just somebody just typed in.
Wee.
Wait, so they literally just read their discord on the show.
I don't get it.
All right.
Is that like what this is?
Like, what is this?
There's been some really good suggestions on Mel's Best available, too.
We've done a couple in a row.
So, and with us, we're diving into Easter and all this shit.
And we'll give it a break this week.
But I keep sending the recommendations of ones that we should do because really have fun doing those.
shoulders it's weird how many shoulders started popping up to me after we did that last week
Danica Patrick yeah the first thing I saw was like she she should have on the list I know I'm
mad we didn't I mean I think that came out after we did the podcast but I was like Phil Jackson
dude have you seen Phil Jackson oh whoa I just registered holy shit
dude towers he stands next to Jordan I'm like well yeah
Kind of crazy.
Phil Jackson's still going, you know.
Broadest shoulders in the country.
Ray Jean Rondo?
What?
How do we miss him?
Two good polls there.
Really good.
Yeah, but some good recommendations there, so keep sending.
Let's get to the clubhouse email.
These guys, team these guys at gmail.com.
Got some catching up, catching up to do.
On the Penskeye.
the hotline.
The
Hope heating and plumbing
till the request hour.
And we'll start with you, Greg.
We just have fake sponsors.
It's so funny.
Guys, I don't want to be a radio.
So bad that they make fake sponsors.
They make a podcast,
fake show, do the whole show,
making fun of them, but that's all they want to do.
Yep, pretty much.
Pretty much, folks.
Back in the brick.
Greg says,
plugging in a USB cable.
These guys, am I the only one who has spent
significant time in my life trying to plug
my phone charger cable into the USB port
that plugs into the wall?
Getting it wrong the first time,
flipping it over, try the other side, still wrong,
and then flipping it back to the original
and it somehow works.
Also, station.
about the Titans get rid of the Flames Center logo?
Love you guys.
Sit between Games of Snake on my Nokia 3310
when text costs money to both send and receive.
Ooh.
That's a PTSD there from you, Greg.
But you keep calling back in time.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Like I said, we're catching up.
So, yeah, we had the whole debate over the Titans uniforms.
But, yeah, God, it's just so insane to me still to think about how, like,
we just willy-nilly me and you can send eight texts in a row to each other and not have
a matter at all like continuous text oh yeah yeah like 15 years ago would have been like shit
got to get all this in man i can't i think i always i hate to say it but i think i always had
free texting but the calling for me was a problem i had to wait until nine six p m sprint was
6 p.m.
I was so hype.
But everybody else had to wait until 9 p.m.
to talk on the phone.
So I was talking to my 7th grade
girlfriend.
Not a Nicole Gillen podcast.
Yeah.
Not in Nicole Gillen podcast,
but I would have to wait
until 9 p.m.
Then I'd go in my garage
in my mom's car and talk on the phone to her.
But not even talk.
Wouldn't say anything.
would just talk about the things we already talked about at school
just talking about it twice
I was like
guess we'll rehash
man that was crazy when you
when you were on the like you know
I don't know why that's such a big deal
but girls always want to talk on the phone
especially like it maybe it's just our era
and you like kind of didn't know how to talk on the phone yet
no not at all
like I just remember like
I just like had a call like a call
like I'm on a
Zoom. I just had like a, my first hour phone call with Chiller when like we didn't, I don't know why
we even called each other, but we're just on the phone talking. It was like funny. And it was like,
yo, okay, I've never had. That was like my first like long call. I was like, damn. It's like when
you're like headline for the first time. You're like, I just did 52 minutes. I was like,
yo, we just kind of crushed it on the phone. Like I get it. I get where my mom's coming. Like my mom's
always on the phone with my aunt for like three hours. I'm like, how does she know,
what to say.
I know.
What are they even talking about?
Did that with Chiller?
And I was like,
all right,
cool.
We're like boys.
If we're just talking on the phone like yeah.
And then I got to do that with a girl though.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
And you're like thinking about what to say.
Yeah.
That was crazy.
I'm like,
okay,
now we can talk about this.
I might have made like a whole bullet point list.
Sure.
Yeah, dude.
You had to have a game plan going in early on.
You really did.
I mean,
the game plan going in.
And then also,
I mean,
I would just the whole time be thinking about like,
when do we get off of here?
Like at one point
I would be thinking about the break
at when point do you break off
already thinking about breaks
we'll be back over this
Oh sorry Jessica
I'm up against it
I'll catch you on the other side
Can you imagine talking to your wife
Or like fiance or girlfriend
Like that on the phone?
We've talked about this bit right
Running that bit
Oh my God dude
How fast would she get mad
Gotta ask her one more thing
one more before I let you go here
I love when radio host do that
they like they put it on them and also
that they have they're the full ring circus
master where they're just like yeah I got you right here
and I'll let you go into the wild after I get one more here
okay
to your wife bro
I might get married just to do that
not even your wife yeah like your seventh grade girlfriend
you know oh that she'd be like
What the fuck?
Okay, this is, let's fucking talk on AIM, whatever.
You're like, thank God, wow.
Please.
This is born to be a radioist.
Yeah, man.
You got to come preps, dude.
You know, the conversation can veer, but you got to have, you got to have some skeleton.
You got to have some bones there to show you where you're going.
You got to have your first 15 scripted.
Hey,
born to be a football coach or a radio host
First 15 plays scripted
Every guy, every guy
Two things
Right when you're born
You're either a radio host or a football
Yeah
First 15 scripted
Hey, we can go off script
Hey, but we got something
We got what we practice these 15
We know them
Front to back
Mm-hmm
Exactly
But when you have your like first dub
on the on the phone with your
it's like 9.34 p.m.
you get off the phone with her
and getting yelled out by your mom
take a shower you're like
yeah but you're like
yeah well you know what mom
you just wanted me to get off the phone
with your future daughter-in-law
because I'm in love
because this
this is some real shit right here
this is some real shit that we got
because we just talked for 42 minutes
with no weird pauses
no awkward breaks
Meanwhile at her house
She's like
I think there's something wrong with him
No the only reason
You talk that long
Is because you were just
Running her through the 05
Steelers playoff run
So we thought that we had it won
Right we thought we did
And Jerome Bettis
Right he fumbles at the one yard
She just like has the phone
laying on its back
you're like hello hello she's she left she's making something in the kitchen
but her dad over her dad over here is it's like i like this guy
it's a good kid he's got a guy's got a guy's born to be a radio born to be a radio host this guy
we're gonna be listening to him on the fan one day we'll be back
dude i i don't know if it was just me but i was talking to a girl on the phone like middle school
they would be like, hold on, I'll be right back
and it'd be like two hours of just me hearing things
happen in the house.
I'd be like, their mom's like yelling at their sister.
Like, did she think she hung up?
Am I supposed to be on the phone right now?
But if I hang up, she'll think I hung up on her.
I'm like, uh-huh, uh-huh.
So I'm just part of your family for two hours listening to you guys eat dinner.
That would always happen to me.
I'd be like, dude.
I wouldn't put the phone down or on speaker either.
I was just like locked in like literally for two.
I don't even think I've rested my elbow on anything.
Two hours, seven minutes.
Me like this, just waiting.
Just at her mercy.
You remember?
You remember we're like, you know, you'd be on the phone out of school night and it would be not a reminiscent pod.
You'd be on the phone on a school night and it'd be, I don't know, like not crazy late, but like, maybe like 10.30 or something.
you know, definitely beyond the hours that you should be on like a Tuesday night.
Crazy.
On your dad's cell phone?
Yeah.
And you're on the phone.
Antenna's up all around your pool.
An antenna.
God, how old are you?
Jesus Christ.
No, but you'd be talking.
And then all of a sudden, all of a sudden, like, you would hear just something, something,
making a bunch of noise.
there. You're like, what the hell's going on? And she would like all of a sudden put the phone under
a pillow or something because like her mom or dad came into the room and she didn't want them to
know that she was on the phone. Or maybe they heard. And you're like, oh, God, she started to get yelled at
a little bit and she hangs up. You're like, I don't want to see that dad ever. Oh, my God.
It's 10.30. You're on the phone talking to that kid. Oh, that is a crazy moment. You feel guilty?
Yeah.
You're like, I wonder if she named drop me.
She definitely named drop me.
Girls never, like, play it cool, you know?
But yeah, but yeah, you're like, but that's the worst.
It's worse, but you're like, if it's my parents, you're like, no.
Oh, my God.
You're like, if it was my parents, it's like, all right, you know, they get mad at me, whatever.
But like, I don't, it's fine.
I'll live through that.
Now I, I'm in trouble.
It's kind of like going back to Gerbach with the, you're, I'm in trouble for dipping around
your girl.
Now I've been born in trouble.
Your parents don't.
like me because you didn't know how to fucking talk on the phone?
Now I'm bad boyfriend.
Yeah.
I'm a bad influence on you.
This is your fault.
Chief.
Oh, talking on the phone with the girl and you're not supposed to be talking on the phone
of the girl.
Funny's thing.
You're in the weirdest place in your house of all time.
You're like in a shed in your backyard.
So no one here.
Face it.
Your head is literally inside of a lawnboat.
You're like, yeah.
So that's cool.
That was crazy.
Your face is next to a blade.
Yeah.
So like,
what are you wearing?
The old,
what are you wearing?
Pause.
Pause.
Yeah.
People don't hit up.
Okay.
Yeah.
No,
just pause for the first weird pause.
You're like,
kind of hope this thing goes off.
Just fucking chops my head off.
Please, God.
Please.
I hope there's a lot of more just somehow starts.
Seventh grader killed and shed.
You know, I have what you're saying, though.
What are you wearing?
That was your go-to?
Yeah, sometimes, yeah.
Uh-huh.
All reliable.
What are you wearing?
What are you hoping for?
A little bit of a hell for scale.
Mostly because I wanted to tell her what I was wearing.
Like, yo, I got two baller bands on right now,
what you know about it.
Got my Chris Webb Data Supremes with the fucking Spinney Wheel.
What's up?
You indie basketball camp cutoff and like some Ron Colley Shores.
I'm so ready for high school.
What about you?
She's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, yeah, I am too.
Actually, like, I just found out that I'm going to be getting a ride freshman year from Tyler Moore, this guy.
Like, I don't know.
And you're like, oh, there again.
That's been fun.
It's been real.
Timo has game, dude.
Good luck.
It's going to rush for 1,500 next year.
Say, see you to her.
It's fun while lasted.
Not an OLG podcast.
Oh, shit.
Low key, though.
What do you got?
I was about to talk.
I was about to talk O-L-G ball,
but like we can't do that right now.
We got a Nicole Gillum
and a Tyler Moore drop.
That's for you, Dan Lauk.
Everything I do,
I really just do for Dan Logue.
Oh, yeah.
He-ha-ho.
All right.
Let's go to Scott.
I wish I was kidding.
Coning at Wendy's Drive-Thru.
What's up,
Jens?
First time, long time.
As a fellow millennial,
wondering if you guys had some gnarly stories about that local town carnival.
For me, puberty was cool, but I truly gained my manhood the first time I drove my 2000 VW
Jetta through the local town carnival with my one best bud, no more, said mom and pops.
Checking out all the checks from the high school district while blasting, walk it out with my knockoff
Raybans at 8.30 p.m. Permit on deck in the glove compartment, you better believe.
Anyway, thanks for keeping my sanity in check. Keep up the good work.
my ass while I stand 75 feet from the dance floor at my crush the Sweet 16, hoping the Nets finally
pull trigger on the long rumor Dwight Howard trade.
Same from my LG TV phone.
Wow, that was a rumor about Dwight Howard?
Where was I?
To the Nets?
Yeah.
Nets had Jason Kidd?
Am I crazy?
I mean, that was way before.
Probably at that point would have been the Brooklyn Nets.
No?
No.
They already had like KG and all of them.
It would have been the...
They didn't have any cap space, not a sports podcast.
See, they rolled the dice and the gamble didn't work.
Yeah, if they were...
I think it was the...
God, that wouldn't have made any sense, bro.
Well, because I remember the Nets, there was a while there when they were still the New Jersey Nets.
Love it.
And there was rumored that, like, it was kind of like, well, Melo's not going to go to the Nix.
He's going to go to the Nets.
Mm-hmm.
I think the same with LeBron.
too.
Nets?
I think they were,
yeah,
I feel like I remember
there was like one of those
like dark horse candidates
that was like,
keep your eyes out on the Nets.
God,
I love hearing those rumors,
dude.
Guy reality TV.
So the Nets would have had Jason
kid,
there's too many,
they would have to unload everybody.
Is that too early?
I don't remember that.
I don't,
you have to fill us in,
Scott.
I don't,
clubhouse will have to
on Discord or something.
I don't remember the Dwight Howard
Nets.
rumors.
I love hearing all those stories.
It comes,
I know it's time to go to sleep,
but I start hearing these like NBA stories on TikTok,
but it like,
I'm like,
all right,
it's time to go to bed.
But it was like,
they were going to trade Scotty Pippen for like T-Mack or something,
like young T-Mack.
And Michael Jordan was like,
I'm retiring if you guys do that.
Like,
dude,
when those stories drop,
I'm like,
no,
what could have been?
Oh,
you couldn't handle it at all.
Just T-Mack Bulls jersey?
What?
Yeah.
Michael Jordan and T-Mack on the same team?
Young T-Mack, yeah.
Magic T-Mack?
The shoes, dude.
The T-Max that he had in Orlando.
Unbelievable.
Hey, the most Eastern conference game of all time.
Magic 76ers.
No.
Oh, it's Celtics 76ers.
I hate to say it.
Celtics, Knicks.
Not a Philadelphia podcast, I guess.
Jesus Christ.
Just talking about the Eagles and 76ers the whole time.
What's the most Western conference game?
I know what it is.
I think, oh, maybe I don't.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Most Western conference game is, uh, oh, fuck.
I know.
I think there's so many ways to go.
Wow.
Uh, first thing that came into my head.
head, though, most Western
conference game was
the Lakers and Sons.
Oh!
That was the first thing.
Going off first gut, that's what came in my head.
I was thinking
Spurs. Spurs are so...
Wow.
Spurs Lakers, honestly.
Lakers got to be in it.
They're so...
I know. Wait, who'd you say Lakers and who?
I said Lakers' sons.
Spurs.
Who's not watching that?
Hey, Spurs, sons,
two, like,
two the best uniforms,
awesome locations,
but they're,
their mascots,
a fucking coyote and a gorilla?
I kind of like it.
I kind of like it.
Pacer's logo,
or mascots,
a cat.
I'm like,
huh?
No,
yeah,
it's,
I mean,
I,
but it's just so funny,
you know,
just like hearing,
think about,
like,
Kevin Harlan being like,
it's Steve Nash,
and Tim,
Duncan, the Spurs, the Sons, and the coyote and the gorilla.
You know, like, those are the two things that pop up.
Be like, what the fuck is going on here?
I like it.
Okay.
Hey, what's the, what's the 76ers, uh, mascot?
I think it's kind of dope.
I forget what it is.
I don't know.
I mean, Philadelphia Clubhouse so mad right now.
Yeah, sorry, guys.
Franklin the dog.
What?
Did they just change that?
It used to be that bunny, right?
Hold on.
Not an Easter podcast.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, wow.
76ers had a rabbit mascot named Hip Hop.
Oh.
That's a little too edgy.
Uh-oh.
We're going to rebrand here.
Yeah, it's just a dog.
More family-friendly.
Hip hop?
Oh, that's hard.
Dude, pull up hip-hop right now.
Oh, my God.
Pull.
So Iverson era.
Sixers hip hop
This photo
Holy shit
You might make this your new profile picture
Oh him going between the legs
He's got those sunglasses on
Yeah
76 jersey
Not a Sam Dallembert podcast
Oh my God
Two weeks in a
Two weeks in a row
They're talking about Andre O'Dahl
Literally with a pod
Hip hop
Man
That is
Awesome.
Hey, if we do a, if we do a, if we do a, these guys live in Philly, first person to show up with a hip-hop Sixers jersey.
Yeah, the ears too.
Sorry, got to do the ears.
Oh my God.
That's amazing.
Hold on. Scott, the, Scott was talking about local town carnival.
So would this be like our version of, or his version of the CYO Fest?
They literally always talk about the May Fest.
maybe
yeah carnival
those many carnivals
that are like next to
like across the street
from strip malls and stuff
like in big open areas
yeah but I feel like
that can't be what he's talking about
I don't know maybe like
maybe like the carnivals
that are like weirdly
in big parking lots
that you're like
I don't know if I want to go to that
you know
it's a weird thing
but you're like why is that there
why is that there randomly
like it's never been there before
but it looks lit
like they always do a really good job of setting those up
the layouts I'm like damn they fit all that in there
yeah yeah yeah because if you're driving around there
if you're right by it when they don't have it in there you're like it's a tiny
ass parking lot then all of a sudden it becomes fucking out of the box
like seriously it's like the size of an auto zone parking lot and you're like all
a sudden dude there's just looks like a fantasy land
what was he saying about him though
he was talking about how it's kind of a coming of age thing
for him and his friend
where they drive around at these
festivals
for these carnivals
and be blasting
some rap and wearing fake
sunglasses and everything
like yeah
I mean that's
that's totally from like
2008 until
2013 for me probably
like great time
people were riding
you're either riding in the back seat of
Luke Burkhardt's car
or your car
or you get to the point
where you're driving
and you're like,
what a beautiful time.
Yeah.
You don't have anything else to do.
So,
you know,
you and three buddies
just like hop in the car together.
Probably go get McDonald's
with everybody having their lanyards on.
Then you're rolling through.
You're like,
I don't know.
Should we pop in?
I don't know.
We don't have anything else to do.
Who's got dip?
Cool.
That was the move,
dude.
That was what you were doing.
That was the night.
Cool.
Go to McDonald's.
Hey, with your, with your like large orange, like high sea,
spider claw at the top, holding it like this,
walking around the Mayfest, like it's like some craziest thing you've ever drank.
Back when McDonald's had those styrofoam joints.
Oh, yeah.
Those thick ass.
You could hear the ice clanking around in there.
Oh, man.
So refreshing.
McDonald's great straws.
Great straws, the styrofoam,
everybody with lanyards, everybody with styrofoam cups,
everybody like this.
Hold it from the top.
Shorts down to your calf.
Sneaking dip because you don't want Mr. Steinbrenner to see and tell your parents.
This sleeves on your polo.
No, I'm not even talking.
I don't even talking with polos.
I'm talking you're to the point where you're so cool and so over it
that you just show up in a cut off shirt,
lanyard, Jordan shorts,
baggiest Jordan shorts you've ever seen in your life.
Probably just like socks and slides on.
Biggest fucking idiot ever.
Pisses me off thinking about it now.
But I'm like,
that was the best time ever.
I loved it.
It's great.
But I'm like, if Frank tries that shit,
but be like,
fucking get it together, man.
What are you doing?
Yeah, he's going to walk out of your house.
dressed in like what you think you should wear then he's going to change in his car and go there
no doubt is that that's like that's like high school though when you're wearing a cutoff
yeah i know so jv team you know like gonna start on jv next to your energy yeah but like your
older your older buddy and the grade already has his license so like you're you're rolling
out of that like it's a fucking clown car six of you
getting out of the backseat
in like a in like a
Buick because like you know
it's my grandma
she passed it down to me
so like whatever
La Sabre
the the the
it's not leather
it's like the fabric seats
everything that just smelled
so much
because the fabric seats
you think you're so cool
meanwhile there's three guys
sitting in the front seat
you know they have that
the old cars have like that middle seat
your homies sit
and crisscross applesauze in between you
playing young jock
you're like, dude
gotta do what we gotta do
yeah,
yeah man
yelling at people at the window
Joe King
throws his cup
at a fucking mailbox
or something
of course
I was a sunroof
I'm like
yo we're getting suspended
for that
but
let's have a good time
tonight boys
it's our last go
it's moratorium week
it's our last go around
until our lives are over
moratorium week
dude. What a crazy week. What was that week for? Just so the coaches go to Ellis Island.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Coach can go to Ellis Island. A moratorium week. Hey, yeah, get off your feet,
you know, uh, it's a week for us to reflect and rest. Get healthy. Tell your parents you love them.
Call your grandma. Me, like you get blasted.
just getting blasted at Panama City
the coaches.
Yeah, right.
And then we would have to like
find some weird gym to go to and work out.
I'm like,
I can't just not work out all week.
Mad Balots bench in 315.
I'm like,
yeah,
I'll just take the week off
because the Roncali blockhouse is locked.
I'm like,
Coach Kay,
unlock the damn door.
Like,
I'm not going to McNally's gym.
What the hell?
What am I supposed to do?
I forgot it was like IHSA regulations.
It was like if you're on the,
if you're on the campus of the premise,
you know,
they found out you could be like suspended.
I'm like,
what the fuck is this,
man?
We got a CBA here.
Like,
is this a,
we got the players union.
What's going on?
We're 17.
And you're so locked in on football season.
You're like trying,
like you're trying to do the most.
You're trying to like win state.
Yeah.
Kevin Bonn is trying to hold seven on seven at nativity.
I'm like,
I mean, we got to, dude.
We got to center row of week one.
Yeah, like, oh, God, that's an ankle busted right there.
We got a nail down waggle right, bro.
Not a local pod.
They, like, seriously, they're in high school, so.
Let's go to John.
Jim Rome is burning slash two, three zone.
Going off the recent Big East Tierney mentioned, took me back to my form.
of years and PA as a Syracuse basketball fan.
Do you know about Jeremy?
Magna Mare?
Yeah, new head coach.
Bringing the orange back, baby.
The amount of time I spent defending the two-three zone,
not being an extinct defensive strategy,
was a hill I would die on.
Numerous times they would lock in a one-two seed for the tourney
only to get shot out of the gym in the Sweet 16 or Elite 8.
We don't have to listen to the announcers talk about how,
quote, the biggest weakness of the 23 zone,
leaving the three ball open,
and Jim Beheim might need to reconsider the defense.
next year. Anyway, asking if there's any defensive strategies that have gone out of style over the
years, 2-3 zone, triple option, you'd like to see make a comeback someday. P.S. recently was talking
about the after-school ESPN show lined up with some friends and couldn't help but realize that
the final burn segment on Jim Realm is burning. Doesn't have shit on the Molinar minute.
Hey, that's what I'm talking about. Let's go. Come to Seattle sometime and I'll see which one of you has
better hands for salmon catching. John.
Thanks, John.
Appreciate that.
Love that.
I was saying from Jim Rome
because I was always like,
God,
dang,
this guy's spit,
man.
Like,
that was before,
that was before you realize
that he had a teleprompter
that he was just reading off for that.
And so you're like,
God,
he is just bang, bang,
bang on everything.
I feel like Jim Rome
was the first,
like,
standout personality.
Oh,
yeah.
Like,
the first wave of it.
Like,
I was like,
oh,
Jim Rome kind of goes hard.
What was,
Jim,
Rome?
bro. Was he ESPN or was he Fox Sports and then he has been.
He's had a long circuitous journey. He's kind of been everywhere.
Dude, how many times on YouTube have you watched a hockey player try to beat him up?
Do you mean Jim Everett?
Is he, wait, no, that's a base. Is that the pitcher?
Football player. Oh, for real? Okay, I have no idea what I'm talking about.
Oh my God. Best video of all time.
I've watched us. I think I download that on Lime Wire.
Yeah. He's like can't believe it's real.
No, but I just, dude, I vividly remember being like seven or eight.
My dad listening to Jim Rome on AM radio.
Ooh.
And I couldn't believe that that was his name then.
I was like.
But his radio show crushed.
Jim Rome on that crackly AM radio just going in on whatever.
Yeah.
The blueprint, Jim Rome.
Blueprint, not a bad name.
Hey Colts podcast, the blueprint.
There's going to be two of them next week.
These guys said it first.
Biggest weakness in two-three zones.
So defense's strategies, or okay, hold on.
Okay, like defenses and stuff you want to see.
Stuff you'd want to see come back.
You know what I want to see?
In a finals game, all of a sudden, I want to see a team.
full court press.
Are they still doing that in the NBA?
Pacers were.
I want to see it trapping in the corners.
I feel like pros can break press so easy.
But like,
yeah, bro, if you got people, like, the court,
it was hard to break press
when we were playing basketball when we were younger.
And those guys are twice the size,
like wingspans.
Yeah.
I think it's so hard to break the press.
Not a local pattern of my Pacer's towel is,
but it was really,
was right back there.
When Benyana guarding the inbound?
They were picking up full court, not in like a trapway.
I don't know if you, like, they would just break it too easily.
Nobody ever does that in the NBA, but they would pick up full court.
Like when the guy get the ball inbound onto him right there, like Nimhard would be like
right in his grill.
Ooh, Nimhart.
I know.
Dope player.
Dude, I would want to see.
I would want to see.
just give me a real give me the dick la beau zone blitz man
give me that back
it just hasn't been the same since like
the early 2000 Steelers
everybody's figured it out I don't know
I don't even know if people do it anymore
I'm sure they do some variations but like
when you'd have like Aaron Smith
dropping into coverage and then like
Polymolu and Porter would be coming off the edge
and like dude he had Peyton Manning in a blizzard
and a fucking just just just just
just absolute blender man
Like if you can put a Pade Manning in a blender like that
I mean I guess they kind of do but it's just not the same man
It's just not you know
It's like when you make loaded fries at home as compared to when you make you get them from you know
Fat Dan's or whatever the fuck
It's like yeah I mean they'll do the job like it's fine it's alright but it's not
Yeah it's just you know
Peyton man checking to so many audits
at the line is, dude, that's the craziest football thing of all time.
Like, dude, he did it so hard that in Madden, they were like, bro, run the play clock dry with Manning.
When you were playing the Colts and you were playing the computer and the computer was the Colter.
At one every time, I'd be like, oh.
He's racing me up.
Like, you just remember, I just remember there just the two things that I remember about Peyton Manning growing up.
was the constant audibles
where you'd be like every time
is he gonna get the snap off?
I don't know.
It's not looking like.
Felt good.
Felt good as a fan.
I'd be like,
bro,
he knows what's going on.
He's talking to every single line,
man.
Edron James.
He'll even pull a receiver ever.
He yelled.
Like,
and then he'd go back.
He'd go back into the gun.
But then he'd come back up
and you're like,
what are you doing?
Yeah.
God,
you had all your faith in him.
Man,
and you knew he's going to get the job done.
bro one thing I remember about going to thousands of Coles games kind of the only thing I remember
when the crowd was like kind of lit and the Colts offense was on the field and Peyton
and would tell everybody to be quiet we'd be like like it was your dad telling you to shut up
dude the whole crowd would be like oh yeah yeah and you can hear it on TV broadcast too
bro like what I'm dead quiet when I go back when I get like when your principal would come
to lunch quiet you know when you're loud at lunch and you're
principal have come down you'd be like oh everybody freezes when i get my annual viewing of the
full game replay of the cold steelers divisional round game in 2005 um that you can tell you can
notice that distinctly is you know the Steelers come out and get the ball to start the game
and the colt the rca dome is just like on fire dude like can't hear nothing you can barely hear
in Berg on the call.
Like he's so loud, you can barely hear the announcers.
You flip it over after once the Colts get the ball.
You would think there wasn't even an audience there.
I love it, man.
It's pretty impressive.
You're right. It's pretty impressive.
Respect.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
Hey, shut up!
Like, people in the crowd saying that to other fans.
I'd be like, you're right.
Hey, offense at work on the Jumbotron construction level.
Oh, man.
a lot of memories there.
A lot of memories there.
I always kind of felt like the two, three zone.
I was just like,
how easy is it?
Like, are we even trying?
Like when you're on defense and you have to run a two, three zone?
Or like, what do you mean?
Yeah.
Yeah, I was like, this is like, are we tired?
When we were running two, three,
I was like, what do we stop in exactly?
Because they can just shoot threes all day, right?
Like, I don't know.
I guess that's like you said,
it's the point.
like, I can't shoot them if you make
them, all right, but like, yeah,
I was always just kind of, it was always kind of a relief
when you get fall back on a two, three. I kind of like,
all right, thank God, you know.
I never really understood it either.
Not too many more defensive slides in me, coach.
Gulch, that one three one.
131 trap.
Oh.
Hey, when you were, when you were, if you do
one three one and it was like a three-quarter
court or full court and you
1 3-1 but you were the guy
in the middle you were the
trap god
yeah
you just fall back and just
try to pick off passes
when you got like designated
for that spot and practice you're like
I'm kind of the man huh
all of a sudden highlight reels of Ed Reed
start going through your mind
it is always nice
when like some dude on the other team with straight
telegraph a pass he'd be like
oh my God
Going the other way.
Going the other way like the king in those BK commercials.
Like, how dumb are you to throw that pass?
Let's go to Will.
Honeymoon ball knowledge test.
Fellas, what's up?
Big fan of the program.
Long time.
Second time.
Program.
Just married.
Cool.
On the honeymoon,
wife had hiccups and I tried to distract her with my mating dance,
ball knowledge, to get rid of her hiccups.
I told her to count down from 15.
and we pass 44, I think Dallas Clark, past 43, I think Troy Paula Mal at Showtime.
Starting at 36, DJ Swaranger, I was able to get all the way to zero naming NFL, MLB, NBA, or NCAA
football players with each number.
Using some deep cuts like 29 for LaMarcus Joyner on the Raiders, 27 Drake Kirkpatrick,
by the way, pirate name, and 15, me in high school, slot Swiss Army knife.
Is it cheating using four different leagues?
How far could you get with those four?
or one of the four.
Hey, 46 John Weeks,
big shoes to fill as Texans long snapper.
Send from my iPad Nano, Will.
Ooh.
Wow, Will.
You did that and she didn't file for divorce
while on the honeymoon.
I guess that's why they called the honeymoon phase.
God, get away with murder.
That's pretty impressive.
29, I was thinking
Shamarko Thomas for Deep Cut.
pretty wild poll for 27 being Drakeirk Patrick, I will say.
Hireate name.
So he's talking about deep cuts for numbers?
I think, I know this would trip me up and like I would regret saying it,
but I think that I could, I mean, even with just the NFL,
I mean, I think I could make it pretty,
but I think we both can make it pretty far all the way through.
I was just naming any, like, if it doesn't have to be a current player,
it could be a player from any era.
Oh, dang.
I don't know if I can.
I only know.
27 for Drake or Patrick is so weird.
Pretty wild.
Like, why would he pick that number?
They must have everything must have been taken.
I hated Drake or Patrick.
I loved.
A.B. would torch him every time, and I loved it.
I hated Drake.
Scary pick, too, being a Steelers fan.
Bengals got them. I was like, okay.
Yeah, but all those Alabama D.Bs always, like,
come to the league and suck.
Besides Patrick Sertan and Minka.
Yeah.
But I feel like there's so many different, like, a lot of different, like,
where they'll get picked and you're just like, eh.
D. Milner, Mark Barron,
Drake or Patrick.
He seemed like,
Drake or Patrick seems like he's going to be the one.
Not a sports podcast, but.
The real bust at corner that.
I, dude, Eli Apple, man.
Well, you better watch out, man.
He's been known to,
he's been known to have his some bunny,
some bunny ears.
Oh, yeah.
He'll come after.
He'll come after. His mom will, too.
I'm a fan, dude.
But like, it wasn't what I thought, you know.
It's a, it's his last name podcast, you know?
Yeah.
That's true.
That's true.
Yeah.
I don't, like, I, I feel like you're,
you're going to have those ones,
like you said, in the long snapper range.
Anything from 41 to 49, that'd probably be the biggest tests.
That'd be tough.
Once you get into the, yeah, I mean, 30s are going to be mostly DBs, running backs,
maybe a linebacker to 20s, DBs, running backs, teens, quarterbacks, receivers,
the 40s, yeah, it's like,
hey, some scary really big running backs,
maybe a fullback or two is in there.
Right, 41, Antoine Bethay.
Oh, just such a, such a huge piece
of the Colt secondary for so many years.
He was nice, too.
Just holding it all together.
Bro, does not get enough respect.
Arm was just a robot.
for a whole year.
Where is he?
Where is he from?
Oh.
Just felt good having him back there, honestly.
Visor on.
Sanders and Bigot.
Clubhouse is screaming right now.
I don't think I have a baby.
That's a weird one.
Because the Colts would always get DBs
from like where is that?
Yeah.
Not a Colts podcast.
We haven't talked about him once.
And one.
but say, where do you go?
Howard University?
How would you
guess that?
Oh, God, Jesus.
This guy still got an hour and a half thing.
Oh, man.
Yeah, 46.
45, 46, 48, 49.
Should we try to nail the 40s right now?
49, man.
Jesus.
49.
That's probably where I,
that's probably where it in for me.
49 is such a bad number.
48, I think of
Do the Steelers linebacker
48?
Oh, Bud DePri
Yeah
There you go
I was thinking
Not a cold spot cast
Justin Snow
Oh
47
Tyrone Wheatley
Ooh
But is that really a deep cut though
Well I guess he's just the only
one he would, yeah.
I don't think he's saying
they have to all be deep cuts.
Oh, okay, okay.
He said Dallas Clark and Troy Palomalo.
He said he used some deep cuts
like Lamarcus Joyner, Drake Kirkpatrick.
46?
God, this is rough, man.
Longside, though, I would take his
John Weeks, the Texans long snapper.
All right, all right.
45, though?
That's a pretty good number.
You'd think, wait, hold up.
EJ speed
EJ speed
44?
Oh bro
linebacker
the last name speed
I'm like you gotta kind of
like pick him up
even if he's not fast
he's fast
44 Dallas Clark
Mm hmm
Okay okay
He got some freebies in
Not a Colts podcast
43 Matt Giorado
Oh
Chasing down
Devin Hester
Yeah
So track
42
I meant dude
how do we not say
T.J. Duck it for 45
I'm so pissed
Oh damn it
we failed you
we failed to
love the number 42
for running backs
why do I want to say that
Jacob Lacey was number 42
just all the colds
they're so lame
bro
now he's 27.
I got a sworn his ass was 42.
Oh, we can get a bear for 42.
I'm going to look it up.
I got one for 42.
Wait, wait, shit.
No, I did.
I had one.
I never, right.
I'm not going to say that one.
It's too tough.
Man.
Ronnie Lott.
Ronnie Lott.
Go ahead and say it.
There's a Steelers number 42.
That I should know
that people are going to be pissed about
and call me a fake fan
Nah
You wouldn't
I don't think you'd say it
Oh uh James Pierre
Yeah
Hold on hold on
Who's bro
He's not on the Steelers anymore
Yeah
I didn't know that
Barry Church dude
So Easter of us
Barry Church
But it does seem like there's not many
No weird number
Oh there's two it
weird number
Mariano Rivera
what?
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you know
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freaky
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podcast
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Johnny
Baker Mayfield 6 milligram cool mint
Morning boys
Longtime listener second time email
Are sitting in the drive-thru line
For McDonald's breakfast
Listening to a hall of fame riff
On the rise and fall of Gerbach
A defining moment of my CYO
Bois basketball career
Was making my first three-pointer
In the gym at Gerbach's high school
Villa Angeles St. Joseph
I'm writing to discuss a phenomenon
We all experience
I maybe haven't named Clubhouse Brian
Oh, Clubhouse Brain
Clubhouse Brain
Sorry.
This, of course, is the act of seeing numbers
and compulsively thinking of pro athletes with that number.
For example, I recently had 87 miles out in the gas tank
and had visions of Prime Reggie Wayne as I cruised down the highway.
Moments later, I checked again and thought of Heinz Award in Super Bowl 40.
I thought you should know.
My question is, what's your favorite celebration you've seen a player do?
I need some ideas for my Friday men's soccer league.
I refuse to play defense in and have to contribute somehow.
Come to Cleveland.
I'll have my throwback as a Drunus Elgal.
because O'Galskas jersey on.
Sent for my Leapfrog, early reader tablet.
Johnny.
Thanks, Johnny.
Love old Cleveland stop.
The manager's from Cleveland.
She's always like, you should go.
I would do anything.
I would do anything to go to Cleveland.
Yeah, it's funny you say that, Johnny,
because me and Ben always do that with,
you know, when you go to a restaurant,
they give you a, here's your number for your order.
And so we always talk about how that's the first thing
that comes to mind, too.
I'll never forget.
I was in Culver's.
I was getting Colvers at one point.
And I was in the drive-thru, and they put 97 on mine.
And I sent it to Ben.
I was just like, Cam Hayward, and he sends back,
sup Simeon Rice.
And I was like, oh, hi.
He won up.
He won up.
But absolutely, Clubhouse Brain.
Absolutely.
There's nothing like, yeah.
Any number.
When you get that number and he, yeah, you're like,
I'm fucking Troy Palomalu on this.
Troy P is the water?
Do they know that I'm trying to
Like did they see my crime be like
He'd be a good Troy Palomalo?
That's what I think they thought
Do they know I'm a Steelers fan?
It kind of seems like it
I was getting the good numbers
Do they think I'd be able to jump over
The line of scrimmage?
I like would take it as a sign
Like if the Steelers were in the late in the season
Late in the season like in the playoffs
and then I'd be at like Culver's something, Penn Station,
and it'd be like order 84, I'd be like,
A-B's about to go off.
Yep.
Dang, that's so clubhouse brain right there.
Like putting all your money on that, like, yeah, they're going to win.
They're winning the night.
Culver's told me.
That's right.
Favorite celebration you've seen a player do?
Celebration.
How about this?
Celebration station.
Jacoby Jones doing that Chopper City in the end zone.
And he was like, he was, God dang.
And Chris Johnson too.
Bat, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
I've always just like, man, I can't believe these guys have the presence of
mind to do that.
I, dude, I scored like four touchdowns of my life.
And I just, like, black, I was a kid, but like, I just, like, blacked out.
I don't even.
These guys just thinking about.
All they're thinking about.
about.
What a life.
Dude, honestly,
my favorite celebration,
just going back,
yeah,
not a Steelers pod,
but dude,
Antonio Brown would score
and he'd,
like,
do that little shuffle.
That was sick.
He was like,
wiggling the hips,
getting a little thrusty.
That was just so prime
where he was just going off
every week, man.
I was just like,
this guy's unbelievable.
A little,
little,
little bit of a OLA there.
Sure had a little sexual
innuendo? What doesn't? But I think
I don't want to
he had to take a page from Victor Cruz. That might be the
best touchdown celebration ever. Him doing that
bro and it matches his name and he was like
that was just full. Life of its own. The thing took on a life of its own
when he had that run. Everybody you know was doing it. God, he was so nasty
too.
They were having segments on it
on like the Today Show.
He was shown up in like Tostitos commercials.
God,
dang.
Easy.
That might have been that like
just the fact that I like matched
his whole personality and name.
Yeah.
Like that was like
that was good.
Yeah.
On point.
Every week.
No, he didn't need to change it.
Yeah, A.Bs wasn't so much of a salsa.
It was.
Yeah, he was like just but like yeah,
same kind of.
a
same thing
like
same word
different
phone
knowing how
A.
yeah
probably
something to do
with him
like spreading
a seed
or some shit
like
God
dang it
everything's got to be
so gross
yeah
but I was like
hey
you put up
150 and two
tuddies man
I don't
you want
I like the
I like the
AB
jump on the
goal post pad
but actually
I think
Pacaman
Jones did that
before
uh
Steve Smith, too.
Steve Smith did that, not a Panthers pod.
Steve Smith did that in a 2005 N.C. Championship game in Seattle.
Hey, this one.
Deshawn Foster.
Super Bowl, lazy boy, end zone.
Facing outside towards the sideline.
I was like, that's got to be up there.
And it was overshadowed.
Overshadowed because of the moment, too.
Nobody talks about that.
Hey
Smith
End zone
No flags
As he's
Slide down the pole
That's it
Ooh
Crowd going crazy
No it was quiet
Because it was in Seattle
So Carolina had just scored
So you kind of get the cheers
From this Carolina sideline going
But nobody else really was
Steve Smith
You waving at people
Fox scoreboard
pixelated numbers.
Like it's like a
like a scorebug
but it's a scoreboard number.
God,
that was...
Best scorebug ever.
Insane.
I did like it when like
this is like,
this stuck with me forever
and I just every time I see a football
I do it.
But like when the Rams would do the like
Steve Smith was doing that.
He guys her first down and spin the ball.
Spin it and it's forever.
I'd be like,
oh, that's kind of just a nice.
little celebration.
Like he's not doing too much.
It's still pretty cool.
And you do that.
You play backyard football.
Spin it after you score and then that's it.
Joe Horn's cell phone flip.
Well, that's just like crazy.
One off.
T.O. Sharpie.
I was obsessed with that.
When Tio did that,
I remember everybody, you know,
all like John Madden,
everybody was mad about it.
But I was like,
what a fucking idea?
I was in third grade.
I was like,
signs the football I scored with
that was so insane
biggest news of my life the next day at school
Tuesday morning
I'd be like yo did you see what happened last night
you would have thought that he
committed an act of terror
right bigger news than 9-11 for me
way bigger
he had it in his soft the whole game
I just meant like how people react
like hey PTI
around the horn.
Everybody. I was like, guys.
What a moment.
He signed a football.
What's going on here?
They had to, I mean, you know something.
That has to be number one.
Because they literally had to change the rules
because it was so cold.
Like, they were like, all right.
This shit is so crazy.
No more celebrations, dude.
Hey, T.L.
and the Cowboys star?
Oh, Astros.
Troturf Tio
Scores a touchdown
immediately runs to the field
I was like watching it on prime time
because we obviously didn't have
didn't have the game
Hey
scores does immediately doesn't turn to give the ball
of the ref doesn't turn to celebrate
those teammates
hoffing it faster than
I swear I took him seven strides
and he was there
boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
boom in the star
he ran he ran faster than his sporting time
at the combine if he was even invited.
That's so sick, man.
He does it again, though.
They get pace, he scores again.
He does it again.
Roy Williams.
But then he did it.
He got scored again and did it in the Cowboys.
I thought that one was the coolest.
I was like, he's still getting your ass though.
He's still doing it to you.
Like, that one hurt more than the big star.
I'm like, he can't do anything about that one.
Ah.
Just do his, his,
feet so close together.
Yeah.
Best receiver of all time.
TG Hot takes.
Hey, uh,
and one guy.
Can we start TG Hot takes?
DG Hot Takes.
Tio, best receiver of all time.
Also the end one guy,
the model for the end one guy.
I got one.
Okay.
TG Hot takes.
Matt Forte better than Walter Payton.
Oh.
Oh, man, dude.
What's up?
What's up?
You might not want to publicize that one.
Clip it.
Walter Payton is,
he is quite literally a saint.
Hey, Matt Forte, though?
He's a god.
TG Hot takes.
Oh, man.
Well, there goes our Chicago audience.
I think they're kind of like, well.
I like it.
All right.
All right.
TG Hot takes.
That's fine.
You got Moldar minute and you got TG Hot Takes.
I know you got one about the Cubs.
I'm out.
I'm out of the hot take game.
I'm out of the hot take games.
This is for fun.
Come on.
Like me trying to get you a drink or something.
Hey, this is one.
This is how you hurt.
Just one.
All right.
All right.
So this is how, all right.
This is how you feel after a show.
and I'm like, let's have some wine.
Okay, I get it.
Fine.
That's what you want to do.
I'll have my wine.
Dude, there's so radio.
You have their hot takes.
They're so radio.
You're getting peer pressure to give a hot take.
Do it, pussy.
Shut up.
I got to go hide Easter baskets or something.
All right.
T.G.
I know you got one cooking up there, dude.
He's about saying one about Rich.
Scanan or something. Come on.
No, no. I got nothing. TG.
180. I got nothing. Like I said, I got to go
Hyde Easter baskets. Put in the discord.
Put your hot take in the discord.
Oh, yeah.
Join the discord.
TG.180.
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