THESE GUYS! - The 3F's of Life

Episode Date: January 31, 2023

On this episode Ben and Joey wonder if high school wrestling should be legalWatch On YouTube: https://youtu.be/q1fUZMpLNd0

For some reason, I'll stumble across like 9-11 TikToks. Oh, now we all are. Say one thing, bro. Another podcast like mine. Baby, that's fine. I did, do, did, did, tit. Just had a stroke. Starting strong.

Stroke boys. TG19. TG19. Another, these guys like mine. Like motherfucking mind. Subscribe on YouTube. listen on Apple Pod, Spotify, Stitcher, wherever you get your podcast, these guys 19. Yeah. And you know, I have, I've had multiple people over the last couple of weeks who have been, you know, like my brother-in-law is soon to be brother-in-law. So a brother-in-law of a brother-in-law of a brother-in-law, he was like, hey, he told them, he was like, start listening to your brother and Ben's podcast, really enjoying it. And so then they relay that to me. And so it's like, hey, this is good. You just, you know, show people, share a clip.

Send it to somebody and everybody's like, hey, oh, these guys. Oh, yeah. Oh, these guys. These guys. And then we're good to goal. We're good to goal. Are we good to goal? Yeah, I'll never forget, dude.

That'll be in my head forever. Just breaking down Chuck Pagano's post-game interviews, like working at a radio station. Rough. I just knew his whole cadence, dude. You know what he's going to say, the cadence, everything. You know. I don't know. Yeah, just got to keep fighting or no.

Dude. Good to go. And he never said anything. Good to goal. We're good to go. He never said shit. Nah. Look at this.

Forward hats, guys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's, um, it looks so much more like,

uh, that's a disciplinarian. That's a word. Good hat for you. God, it's a fucking great hat, dude. Because it's,

you know why it's great for you? A couple of reasons. I can't, I cannot wait to fucking hear this. And you have a couple reasons? Couple reasons. Yes. So even more so for the people who

watch or who listen you on Apple or Spotify, you know, this is a reason to watch on YouTube because you can see the fits every single week. True. And we try hard all I do anyway. I do too. Every time I'm like, what are I? Shoes. I don't know. But Ben's wearing this hat, and he's wearing in some videos and on stage and everything. But

it, number one for me is it's nice and it's you because it's a Michigan hat, but it's not that much of a Michigan hat. There it is. The M is on the side. It's a fairly small one. You got You got Michigan. Yeah, you got Michigan on the back of the snapback. But then on the front is just a Nike joint.

Boom. You know? So you can go both ways. It's not too. You Ben doesn't like to be too in your face. I don't like too in your face about shit. I mean, that's everybody, right?

You don't want to wear a shirt with a big fucking logo on it. I'm like, I don't think so. Like that surprised me last night. So it's Monday we're recording this in the AFC and NFC and NFC championships just happened yesterday. And I'm looking on the sideline of Cincinnati. And they all.

just have the giant ass B like right in the center of their chest all the way down all the way down like their belly I'm like can we not get a left pocket bingle left pocket is so underrated right here for shit left pocket with the old like that you remember yes the big a bigel jumping bingle a full body bangle dude when they had that in the middle of the field I like the bingo so much more which is like I just hated them instead of absolutely hated them when they had the bingles like that The jumping bingle was so cool. In the end zones where like the stripes, remember?

They still have that. They do? Yeah. It doesn't say, it doesn't say bangles in it. It does, but it has like the tiger stripes that are on their helmet. I was pro just stripes only,

bro. Oh. I think that the Steelers speaking that, I think that they might be keeping the yellow end zones. I could talk about this for the rest of my life. I think because they kept it through the regular season, the end of the radius. They did it for the week.

whatever game that was, the Christmas Eve game. They did it then, and then they had the finale two weeks later, and they had them for that game too. And then I've seen some like over the head. I follow some like, of course, you're going to make sense of. I follow the helicopter that fucking goes over the field every day at 10 a a.m. Tap into the live drone feed just to see if those engines are yellow.

I would for this. But I follow a photographer who takes like dope-ass pictures of Pittsburgh and he'll do drone shots and shit and I'm always doing it. They're still yellow. Dude, I mean, that's big time shit. It would be huge, man. Hey, fields with end zones

that are just great green grass. What are we doing? What? What are we doing? Football fields are already way long enough, dude. What do you want? You want like arena league football?

Like 50 yards? Yeah, make the field as short as possible. Put a brick wall two feet behind the end zone. Touch up! It would make things interesting. Ten, five. Touch up. Yep. Just every shit.

They used to. Fucking funny. How about the fucking goalpost that was in the front of the end zone? You know. Who the fuck made that field? Who was drunk? Yeah, it's fine. I don't care.

Just put them on the field somewhere. They put them there. But then who was that? So it's always like this in a meeting, right? There's probably like at that time, I don't know. Let's call it nine, you know, old ass dudes with pipes in their mouth back in the day. And they're like, oh, no, we're going, we're going to put it. right at the front of the end zone.

And then there's that one guy that's like, I don't know, but he doesn't want to say anything because everybody else was like, outstanding Thomas. That's a great idea. It makes it a shorter kick. That's great.

And then there's that one person that's like, but they're going to run in it. It's in, that's in the field. Wait, so they go behind it. Bro, that's so funny.

You could use it as like a fuck, like a prop. Yeah. Dude, they talk about like pass interference for illegal pigs. Like, fucking goalpost is your illegal pick there.

Rub your hip on the goalpost. And then at that time, like, they weren't even throwing the ball really. So I guess that makes sense. But yeah, finally, like, that one dude who had it in his head that whole time, all he could think about at work. And then, like, one time they went out to the pub and they were getting smashed and he finally worked up to courage.

He'd be like, we should probably just move the field goal post to the back of the end zone. And everybody kind of looked at him. After 13 broken necks. And then the one, the one guy who made like, you know, the commissioner at the time, like, everybody was like kind of waiting on him and he's like Tommy

that's the best damn idea I've ever heard and he's like wow and everybody goes and then they moved it yeah that doesn't make sense but yeah they play those baseball or they play those football games at baseball stadiums like a Wrigley Field I like that yeah me too it's kind of like I think they do it too much now

with all the bowl games and all the special games I like that when it was just like once every like three years. It was like, whoa, whoa. And then actually like people would go and it would be like a Oh yeah. Oh, I'm going to a football game at a baseball stadium. Right. But a football game at a football stadium. Come on. But you shitting me? Jesus Christ. That's been overplayed. But at a football stadium. Boring. But, uh, yeah, dude, like it. Now they do it. It's like every other fucking week at college games like, yeah, they're at Yankee Stadium playing this one. Oh yeah, they're at the Colisean, no, Wrigley? Yeah, they played

three games in a row there. I'm like, who even cares anymore? You know, announcers just fucking jizz when they're playing at a baseball stadium. Oh, he threw that one into the dugout. Dude, and whenever announcers, oh my God, bro. They're so lame. He's doing

the gritty. The gritty. Can everybody fuck off about the gritty? Bro, you know it was bad when Nance. Oh, fucking Jim Nance was like, he when he knows what's going on with the gritty like that that dude for the packers did it in Justin Jefferson's face after he broke one up and nance literally lost his body he's like oh oh he

pulls out the gritty I'm gonna kill myself this is it Jim nance is talking about how he's pulling that out once announcers know anything like that it is so lame Jim nance don't need to know bottom of the barrel people to know about trends announcers Jesus if any announcer knows anything I'm like okay stop doing that and saying that Holy shit, dude. Yeah, Nancy. He's doing the disco. Announcers are so

fucking dry, bro. Let's go. Dude. That's why there was one cool announcer, dude, they just skyrocket. Stuart Scott. Yeah, but he's like, he's a, he was like a TV personality.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. He's, what are you about to say? I was just thinking about how, like, Totally going to change directions, but not really. How often when you're on TikTok do you, like you'll see the video and immediately you just go to the comments because a lot of times the comments are funnier than the actual video. Oh, the comments on TikTok.

Do they all are people so funny? Oh, I mean, they kill me, man. And I mean, I got thinking about it because there's this TikTok that I watch and I should have sent it to you because it was like a three minute package highlight of the 2013. NFC championship thing. You're like, I gotta keep this for myself. 49ers Ram or 49ers Seahawks in Seattle. Wait, will you?

2013. So it was like January of 2014. But there was like the intro, it was like, dude, it was like the intro. And the Fox theme was playing. And the Seahawks were running out of the tunnel. And Joe Buck, it's like, dude, Joe Buck's like,

it is getting louder and louder. and louder. And it hasn't even got the loudest. First comment. Guess what the first comment was. Is it loud in there? I feel like there's,

I don't know, I feel like TikTok hired people to just comment. Like brilliant fucking comedians. Just, yeah, TikTok commenter. TikTok comments are like 420. 65,000 likes, dude.

Like on a comment that is. that's fucking crazy. That's a lot of shit for nothing. No one's, oh, I'm following him now. How come you go to the guy's profile

that leaves a like fire ass comment? There's like one weird video that's like, yeah, a filter of their kid. I'm like, this is so fucked up. So weird. Dude,

it's so weird. And also like, they're so funny, but damn, man, like we live in such a weird time to where, I mean, the worst possible fucking thing could happen.

And then it gets on TikTok. and immediately some, like, bro, I'll, for some reason, I'll stumble across like 9-11 TikToks. Oh, now we all are. Say one thing, bro. Oh, stumble across like 9-11 TikToks. Like, the first comment will be like, damn, shouldn't have, like, should have seen that one coming. Oh, it's so funny. I'm like, what the fuck?

I like how we can joke around about 9-11 now. But, but like, it'll be about any, it'll be the most current shit ever, dude. Like when DeMar Hamlin goes down. Like somebody will say fucking like me after I have three shots of tequila. On TikTok, bro, it has 50,000 likes. I'm like, what is wrong with you guys? That shit's funny, bro. I mean, like, but it's just, it's kind of sad because it like makes you think about how like,

no matter what you do in life. Oh, no one gives a fuck. No matter how much you change the world, no matter what is the most important. It could be you could literally come up with the cure for. cancer. And you will be remembered on TikTok for some fucking stupid outfit that you wore. remembers the figures have to care for cancer. First comment. That guy looks like he has cancer. Hey, first comment. What took you so long? Jesus Christ. You're welcome?

Oh shit. About time. First comment. Yeah, it's like one of those profile pictures. It's like an NFT of like, like, an NFT of like that monkey or whatever. Those are the most fire accounts. 13 followers. It's like scream. The scream mask. What took you so long?

20 years too late. Dude, it's so funny. TikTok is so weird. It's the only thing I look forward to every night is watching it. I know. It's weird. It's like it's and you know what?

Like I think a lot of the social media is just pissed that TikTok did it. Like they perfected. I know. It's every... It's perfected the social media. It's every app and one. It's like boomerangs, pretty much, are your profile pictures. Yep.

It's like Vine. It's just all the... Dude, people use TikTok to search more than like Google now. You find anything on that shit. What's up with the search bar shit? Like, you'll find it... Dude, like, uh, a TikTok will come across of like some chick. And then the search bar on it is like,

Livy Dunn headpicks. I'm like, fuck is this? What do you mean? That's just like, that's like the bar, like the search bar. You know what it's like an example of what you should search for? Or if somebody's just like, yeah, I'll take that. Dude, it's wild. I have no idea. But I think, yeah, and that's why like Instagram and Twitter and Facebook, they all can continue to get worse and worse because they're in a mad dash to try to be TikTok when TikTok already figured it out. I know. They just stay trying to ban TikTok is so good. Yeah. We got to do something. Just they're all coming together. They're like,

blame China. We get China behind it. Then everybody will be like, ah, we got to get rid of that fucking thing. It's crazy. I don't know. You know what's wild to me is,

I guess it's not that much when you think about it. I don't know. But like, we were in middle school, like really coming of age time when YouTube really started getting it's like,

yeah, right? When YouTube was like kind of a wild, wild west, like weird ass fucking place. But it was like, cool, I can pretty much search whatever

and find this music video. any funny video, any clip of a family guy or whatever movie scene, like, I'll find it, right? It's cool. And like what YouTube has grown into? I mean, that shit fucking bangs. The first time I ever, yeah, you can do anything. You can watch anything on YouTube. That's literally just TV now.

Where is the server, bro? That's all I want to know. Like, where's the YouTube server? And is it that, is it the size of that building? Yeah. Dude, you can just put anything on that bitch? You have everything, but like full TV channels. fucking how-toes of everything.

We know how we feel about how-to videos. But, you know, I mean, you know, I mean, you literally have YouTube TV. They just became cable. YouTube, we come full circle. They just became cable. Wait, YouTube has cable? Like YouTube TV. That could fucking solve all my TV issue.

You should get YouTube TV. And you can watch anything on there? I mean, they, a lot. Like, they have like your local channels. Guys want normal cable back so damn bad. And that's so funny. Can we please someone. just, I just want

Xfinity Comcast again with that TV guide that like slowly moves. That was my, dude, I'd watch the TV guide for fucking two years because I was like, I don't know what to pick. And they'd like be showing something on TV guide. Dude, I would literally sit there with TV guide on.

It's like Emeril the chef say some shit. I was going to say, did it have like that little box up in the right hand corner that kind of had a weird preview that kept replaying? But you're like, that's kind of TV. Yeah, I'd watch it like 14,000 times and just look at shit was on. Oh, oh, that's on at nine. Got 30 minutes to kill.

No, I'm... Just fucking sit there in a chair. I think about the time that my son is, you know, in middle school or teen, I think we will come to full circle of cable. It'd be so nice. Just everything right there. How much was fucking cable? 70 bucks a month?

How much am I paying for like 15,000? Well, yeah, people have done like the... If you have Hulu, Netflix, Amazon, HBO, Disney Plus, which everybody has all those things. Majority people have all those things. It's just the same, if not more than what you'd pay for if you just had Comcast.

Just me texting my dad. Hey, can he send me that code so I can fucking use his cable every night at 2 a.m. 2 a.m. text. He probably thinks I'm fucking dead. I'm like, you know, send me the code for Xfinity. Trying to watch like SNL or some shit. She should get YouTube TV. That's good.

No, I don't want this. I'll forget the password. I don't care. What am I going to watch? I watch more TV at the damn gas station, bro. How loud are those trying to fill up my fucking tank? Welcome to GSTV. I'm like, can we not?

I mean, this is really where we are and where we have to have constant fucking. It is. It is kind of nice. I mean, no, we're wrong. Whenever like, hey, NFL draft time when somebody comes up and is like, you know, here's my top 10 prospect.

I'm like, oh, shit. Let's let's let's just run here. That's when I go fill up the tank. Fill it all the way up, bro. Some weird ass guy that nobody knows was talking about draft picks. Dude for like rally sports. Like entertainment. I'm like,

I don't even know who is this. Did he even, I don't even know what's going on, but I'll fucking watch it. I don't know what I'm falling on Twitter. You got him at four? You ever pull away from the gas? With the fucking hose? No, but I've been a witness.

and it is hilarious. I know you're dumb ass. I'm just wait. Dude, I haven't. I'm kind of like mad at myself. I'm like, how have I not done that?

It's like the one thing. Like, if you, if you saw that happen or thought of that, you'd probably be like, Ben's probably done that. Oh,

the most surprising thing the last three months of my life is that finding out that you haven't driven away from the gas pump with it in there. It sucks. I'm like, can I just do it now?

I got so. close, bro. It is kind of scary, though, because you're like, what? Every time, dude, I'm like, what happens? Well, it was at a speedway right by where we went to high school. It was after school and a teacher and coach of ours was at the pump, like right across from me, right? So we're kind of bullshit and everything. Ha, ha, ha, ha. And then he gets in his car. He gets in his car. Oh, you saw it? Oh, dude, yeah. He gets in his car. Bro, who was it? Coach Mac. rest of peace yeah but there's just

always a coach mac I know yeah and usually they're the kind of coach that would do this love coach mag one of my favorite ever rest of peace but he

so he gets in his car and I'm still you know fucking filling up or whatever and he pulls away and all of a just hear this loud like and I look

and he's driving away in the fucking gas hose is just like following behind his fucking Jeep. They just keep going. No, he stopped. Damn it.

But he kept going for, to the bit. He kept going for a little bit to where it was like slithering right behind him, you know, and then he stopped and got out. I can't remember what he said,

but he kind of looked at me. He was like, huh? Like, what are you going to do? Dude, so you just... Definitely happened on like a Tuesday.

Oh, yeah, nobody's doing shit. Oh, nobody's ever left a gas pump with, in their car on the weekend. No one's ever done that. No.

It's just only a Tuesday activity. The people who work in the gas station. They're like, you got that tool to connect the hose. It's Tuesday. Yeah, shit. I forgot. It is Tuesday. I'm ready. Hose tool Tuesday. But,

uh, yeah, I would just drive off with them pretend it never happened. So I didn't have to like, you know, take it back. What do you do? Walk in the gas station, fucking hand it to them. Hey, I fucked up. Hey, I'm dummy. The giant, the giant hose. Imagine they're being, that, that's the walk of shame.

that's the walk. There's a fucking line in the gas station to buy stuff too and he's get in the back of the line with a huge ass hose. Yeah, bro. Yeah, I did it. Yeah. Everybody else has coffees and snacks and dip. You just have a huge ass gas hose in the back. Bro, I guarantee I do this this week. Dude, the sound, I'll never forget the sound. I mean, he yanked that shit out of there. Do they just have like extras in the back or what's going on? I feel like they just got to like, because it doesn't rip it out. It like pops it out. So I feel like they got just kind of

and plug it back in. You know? Like when you plug a charger into USB and the USB thing is kind of a bitch and you're like, fuck I can. Yeah, yeah. All right. Good. We got it. How much is it piss you off

when you, that happens to me all the time. It's like, I'll get up with like while my phone is charging or something and it'll fucking rip it out of the wall. Oh, dude. That is just, It never happens on just like a casual like, oh, this is no problem. It always happens when, you know, happy, you know, your dog is like shitting somewhere and then your girl's yelling at you to like go clean it up and then you're kind of like in a rush

and then it fucking rips out and then it's just another thing. It's always just another thing. Yeah, it's always on top of it, bro. It's always like after you just bit your tongue. You're like, fuck. Yeah, yeah. You like burn the top of your mouth on a, on a, you know, fucking oven baked pizza and then you kind of jump just like god and then it rips out and you're like fuck me and the girl your mom's like enough fuck me dude's always bro every time i get mad and I'm by myself I just say the most weird shit fuck me like if you hurt me inside my house computer freezes I'm like slap my fucking ass and I'm like why did I just say it is anybody else getting mad like that

saying the most suss shit nah I just fucking get heated man I get Mollard you know how you got a minute I don't come on I don't get I don't like that oh my god yes you do we all like that I don't 59 58 time 27 come on what happened to those guys come on viral don't change the subject come on I don't know dude no this is I'm trying to piss you off yeah you are come on dude come on I was thinking about the other day though say something our Indy 500 video that waiting in traffic. That shit was great.

Stop changes the subject. I don't have anything. I know you're mad at something. I'm not. Come on. I'm not pissed off about anything, man. I'm good. Nothing happened over the weekend that you're pissed about.

No. I know there's something, bro. I had a great time. It's all happy now. Great time. Have a happy minute. Now you're going to do that. No one wants to listen to that.

No shit. Everybody's pissed off. Everybody wants to be pissed off on something. You end on the week off before the Super Bowl? I hate it. What are we doing? Yeah, this time of year. Just absolutely horrible.

They do the Pro Bowl this week, right? You know, you get to see a bunch of dudes fucking, you know, play paddy cake with each other. Do they actually play still? They play literal flag football now. Actual. They do like, yeah. And then they do like different like games and stuff. That was my favorite thing ever to watch.

Of course. Peyton and Eli Manning or the coaches. Then maybe they should just cancel it. Dude, I love how the NFL, like, I love how NFL marketing still drives home the point that Payton and Eli have the same mom. As if we haven't known that since 1997. I've never seen her.

She does stay pretty low-key compared to, yeah, the women in the Manning family stay pretty low-key. Never seen her in my life. But, like, every marketing, every fucking social media clip, every commercial with the Manning, something about I'm calling Mom. Oh, yeah. So played.

Dude, like maybe in 2005 when, or like when Eli first, when Eli first got into the league and him and Peyton were both playing at the same time, they could get away with like an ad campaign about that. Over 15, over 20 years later, and we're still dropping the, oh, mom's shut up to.

Because football is family. Football's family. because they are brothers. Faith football family. Because the man, because Eli and Peyton are related. Are we talking about faith football family one time? I love that.

It's my life. Like, how did football slide in there, though? Like, Jesus Christ. Family, faith. You know, football too, though. Like football? It's the three Fs, bro. The three Fs of life.

How did football weasel its way into those, bro? I mean, what do you like more? Football or your family? Oh, for you. sure football. Yeah. Faith. Actually, how did the only family and faith weasel their way in with football? The only way you're, the only reason you're going to church is to just pray that your fucking left tackle doesn't get injured. No, please Lord,

let the Colts win. So my fucking teacher isn't pissed on Monday. And dear God, I hope this church is, I hope this shit ends quick so I can go watch the pregame show at home. And yeah, it's pretty much it. Amen. All my prayers growing up. That's still my prayer. Please, God. Let Kenny Pickett find it. Make sure that he's... That is amazing the amount of times

I've prayed for fucking football teams to win. That's the only thing I pray for. Hey, or it's not like you're afraid to ask God for them to win. So you kind of are just like, you do everything in your power to say... To say to win. Just beat around the bush without winning.

Please, God. Please let them have focus and accountability and execute what they've been. working on to the best of their ability, Lord, in your name and honor. When he's, God's up there like, would you just fucking say, let them win? Do I swear to God, this is weird, but I think God's up there like tallying people's prayers. And then whoever has the most wins. That's my thoughts on that.

Like wins. Like, like 40,000 people prayed for the Steelers. Oh, the game. The game. 13,000 people prayed for the chiefs. Steelers win. Wow. Hey,

everybody says power of prayer. Power of prayer is key. Bro, I hate this. Dude, when I was a kid, I used to pray for you and you to win every, because my dad was a coach,

yeah, every single night. Like my, like, it was my whole, because he didn't want your dad to be pissed off. It's my whole life, dude.

Yeah. So the Greyhounds win this weekend. Dude, the Carmel High School Greyhounds, one state that year. So I had to change up my whole prayer routine. And I just say University of Indianapolis football team Greyhounds for fucking 10 years straight after that. Yeah. You played with fire there. You know,

you didn't get specific. Bro, I said the rosary at one game. Before it or during? During the game. You had this shit on you? Dude, I was a kid. Yeah. You had the rosary. You probably had kids fuck around with the rosary so much. I don't know why. Weren as a necklace. Oh, that was kind of tough. That's the worst thing you could do. Oh yeah. When somebody slipped a rosary on low-key in class, I was like a whole pro sex. You're not to get ISS in this bitch. They're getting kicked out. He's getting expelled for rocking a rosary to lunch. That was so scary. A red one.

Do you know, like, the white beads? For the Hail Mary or whatever. How many goddamn hellmeries do we need? The rosary is oversaturated with Hail and Mary's. The rosary, yeah, I mean, the physical, the physical copy of a rosary, that's intimidating. I literally was like, I felt like if I had a bad thought and I touched the rosary,

be like, that's some weird ass shit, yeah. Yeah, it is non-Catholics out there. Like, you guys are fucking crazy. Rosary is just a little too long, though, you know? Can I get like a bracelet? That's a good thing. Can I get a bracelet version?

Yeah. That's a brimely. our rosary. Yeah, just like, you know, maybe instead of 80,000 Hail Marys, I can just say four, and we call it a night. You have different level. You get a ring one. Yeah, that's cool. Two Mary's and our father, you're good. Yeah, pray the rosary to do they. People that would pray the rosary every day. I was like, wow, okay. Somebody's got some time on their hands. Yeah. I was like, you're not eating a toaster struddle instead. Dude, one time we had to pray the rosary on the way to play cathedral. Bus, bus rosary. I was like, now this is, this is getting me

really hype coach. Ham there. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Blessing for Jesus. Not even saying it. Not even saying it.

Like, you're pretty much sleep talking. Yeah. On the way to like hit people. The biggest game ever. What's the point? Still lose by 28. Oh,

every time. Power of prayer, man. Not enough. Not enough Ron Collie folks. That would be so. what's going on with you guys weren't you playing hard I don't know probably because we prayed the rosary

for two and a half hours on the way here dude bus rides horrible kill my vibe anymore dude road games are just not I mean just yeah you can't just fucking call it just camp it in road games after school like a JV game some bullshit you don't there's not even a locker room

you're just like out in a lot I was like putting on all your shit. Really tough to play. It's like so uncomfortably hot. And all you can think about it is like a biology homework that's here. Like you're the only thing. Like wait, I got to play this game against Whiteland real quick.

Right. And the coaches are all just like, how are you all locked in? Like, bro, are you serious? I've been up since 6 a.m. 8 classes. How are you now?

Fucking ate half of Papa John's pizza. I'm tired. I have a biology test and Spanish homework for three hours after this. And I forgot my cleats. So I got to play in these pumas. What do you mean? How are you, how are you focused? Like, I, that makes no sense to me.

Not being able to talk on the bus, dude. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Especially football, like basketball, baseball. It's like, football's insane. Like basketball, at least you're like in a gym, like it's weather controlled. It's a quick game. Like, you know, kind of in and out. There's 12 people on your team.

On the whole, like both teams is essentially fucking baseball. It's just, we know baseball. It's laid back. Like it's a little bit more. It ran. Hey, canceled. Canceled. Perfect.

Right. Or, or, you know, even if you fuck up, you play probably again tomorrow. You know, fun. Football. Makes sense. On a Monday for J. or freshman or whatever the hell he said? I mean, just really try to test us more of how much you want it.

Because I don't. I don't want it. Jesus Christ. How bad do you want it? I don't. What if somebody just said that shit stood up? I don't want it anymore. Dude,

it's hard. This sucks. There's no point. There's no redeeming quality to this. I'm not going to college and playing. No redeeming quality. Dude, me and Rye are watching Friday night lights pretty heavy right now. like the show Friday night lights on Netflix.

Sure. And I mean, we like it a lot. It's a, it's a good watch. It's like an easy, you know, one of those shows, you probably don't.

I love you, Bupy, boy. Whoa. Um, that was a pasta salad burp there. Oh, God.

Way from where. Rye made it. Damn. Yeah. I've had a good pasta salad in a while. Man. Yeah. Since like a cookout.

Um, but it's like good show. It's like one of those, you love a show where it's good, but it's a little bit mindless where you don't have to be incredibly locked in. Thank God. But you want to watch,

but even if, you know, you go grab a drink and it's still on or you have to change a diaper or if you're kind of scrolling your phone a little bit, you're still like in it. You're there. Yeah. But man,

it's so funny with like these high school football stereotypes, dude. It's just ridiculous. It's about Texas high school football. And, you know, it does hit you in a way where it's like, ah, damn that I remember that shit.

that was cool. But then at the same time, like one of the episodes, the coach has him go out and run like hill wind sprints at like 11 o'clock on a Tuesday because he's like trying to, you know. PM or am? At night. And the whole time he's just like, you,

you are not champions. Champions don't joke around. Champions don't. I'm just like, bro, who? They're 17 years old. Champions of what? Who cares? like is it that important to win a championship in high school?

It kind of was at the time. At the time it was. But it's just, I mean, God dang, bro. This isn't the Super Bowl. It kind of is though. Nah. I mean, I just, I get it. You want to win, right?

And I did and I still do. But think about being the coach doing all that. I mean, I'd rather win than pull like the like, like, where we'd develop men. and we. Oh, I hate that. That shit is just a front because every coach just wants to win. But then the whole like we develop men thing is just like a PR stunt.

We develop men. We get our grades and we graduate these men. Like, no, you don't. I was like, you're not going to be doing any of that if you go four and eight, bro. So let's put the fucking horse before the kettle. We develop men. Horse before that. I totally fucked that up.

I was just rolling with it, bro. horse before the carriage. Had me at a horse. I wasn't going to say anything. Horse before the carriage. Yeah. You got to get those wins, coach,

before we can start talking graduation. Win. We will win. We got to be champions. Champions don't quit. Champions, they earn it. Champions don't get free handouts.

Such a cult. Yeah, we're not going to be champions, dude. We suck. Right after football season every time. thank God.

I can be a normal person for a week. The entire, yeah, but then like that one football teammate that was like go straight into wrestling. Ooh, I was like, oh, that sucks, bro. Do you even, like, like life? Does your brain even work anymore? Like, do you even think about anything else?

Legitimately, are you happy? Or do you just hate everything? Could not imagine. Like, I can't even walk. How are you playing a whole new sport from the beginning? also with all the conditioning and the actual physical beating

that you take at wrestling I'm like... Wrestling is a wild sport. The conditioning in that shit? Dude. Nicole, didn't she wrestle? In high school? There you go.

Gotta quit. Gotta quit wrestling, man. Because I was like, his face isn't beat to shit. There's no way he wrestled. You can pick out a wrestler from like... Oh, yeah.

100 yards away. Yep. Like, oh, you look like a bridge troll? All right. You wrestle for your high school. This is so weird. And they're always like, ugh,

they're always out like skinny and I'm cutting weight for the, I'm like, good Lord, man. What a life you live. Always wearing crew neck sweatshirts. Every wrestler has just 14 crew neck sweatshirts that they roll through. Dude, you got to watch out, man.

We got any wrestlers listen to this. They take that shit personal. Bro, they have to know. They'll come. I mean, they'll come after. What are they going to do? Pull me in a headlock. Jesus Christ, dude. Just walking down the street one day,

some guy just pins me. I know a guy actually for a fact that probably would do that. He's that crazy with it. Dude, he's that. Just don't rub your weird ear on me. Oh my God. Is that,

is this like, was that like a strategy? They just try to get the grossest cauliflower ear. because they were like then at least you know, half the field won't want to get near me.

Why do they all have it? Don't you wear the things? I don't think a lot of them don't, right? No, yeah. In practice, a lot of people don't wear headgear.

Right. You're like you have to for meats and stuff. Meets, but in practice it's like and I'm trying to think of a parallel like in football

just some shit they're like, fuck that. I just wouldn't want my ears to look that like that forever. Yeah, they just not like it because it's uncomfortable.

yeah it's like you'll you'll get like rashes and stuff on your cheeks so instead of the rash they opt for the yeah fucked up here well it's usually you get that and Infantigo or something so oh dude that's the other half for wrestling yeah how many rashes am I gonna get this year

just fucking roll it's always the mat too everything is so about the mad you gotta roll out the mat I feel like it's half of the half the sport is the mat man those mats yeah that shit was something oh my god

And there's a... How much did you want to just fucking, like, crawl, like, play jungle gym with those things, though, when they be rolled around. When I see a wrestling mat out, I don't care what type of impetigo I'm about to get. I just want to smack it 18 times and then run across it on my hands and knees.

All the way to the other side. Fucking 30 years old. I do that shit right now. Just hands and knees, bro. Oh, shit. that's so funny yeah because like the dynamic between you know you had the teammate who would play football and then would also wrestle but then it was a very distinct line like the wrestlers kind of didn't really fuck with the football players and the football players also kind of didn't either because the wrestlers were like do your shit you don't fucking do we do and then you're like no one comes to your shit no one cares no one goes to their shit no girls wearing your jersey yo yeah yeah Yo, the weirdest thing, though, was the wrestling cheerleaders. Yeah, I didn't want to say it.

Can we throw up about that for a second? What was going on there? Didn't want to say it. What, what's it for? What were they called? They had to, what are they called like Matt Brats? Matt girls, yeah. Matt Rats, dude.

Or Matt Brats. Matt Brats. I think that was. I would quit on site if there's a Matt Brat watching my match. I'd be like, go home. But then. But then, yeah, dude, like, the one girl that would, like, you know, kind of maybe have some flings with a few of them. Not good.

She'd be a Matt Rat. Yeah. Ew, that was a thing. I don't know. Niccolo, is that a thing? I just kind of made that up. Well, I mean, in, like, middle school and stuff when I was wrestling, that wasn't a thing. But I'm imagining in a high school, yeah, that was probably...

I'm going to throw up without calm you're talking about it right now. This is Matt Brattin around, dude. I'm going to be a Matt Bratt for Halloween. It was always the most unassuming girls that were doing that. I'm like, oh shit, she's a Matt Brat? You could definitely kick your ass. Matt way. I'm trying to think of the other shit fucking Matt, brat.

You got some, can we get some slings slings? Shut up. Where did you? I didn't know about all these. I'm just making them up off the top of the head, bro. Risk King Matt. God damn, Nicola. Good Lord, bro.

Matt, brat, what'd you say? Sling slut? Colflower, cauliflower cats. Callflower kitties. Bro, I'm about to throw up. Dude. What else?

What else is some wrestling shit? Staff infection, sister. Head gear, hotties. Staff. Holy shit. Dude, do you remember when Mrs. Mercer?

Oh, shit. That's the mascot. Dude, we're going to be out at a bar and like just the fucking every ex-pull me in a headlock, dog. Every ex-wrestler is just going to come up and beat the shit out of us. I will bite their ear and dip it in ranch first.

Wrestling is weird, dude. Before they fucking lock up, they're like, I'm like, look up! Grab his leg Like Oh fuck Dude Dude

Do you remember when Girls like There was a big era Where girls would Call other girls They didn't like rats Mm-mm

Is that it wasn't a thing For girls that you knew No I don't think so Rats Rats Nah Like they'd be like Mm-hmm

She's literally a rat. Ooh, maybe. You're getting hotter. Yeah. She's a fucking ride. That was... Nah, I never heard that. That was a big one in my era where I went to school.

That was, that was like... I really hated it when girls would call you, like... I think it was like, they'd be like, okay, hun. They drop a hun on you. Like, I'm only hearing hun from, like, my grandma. It's like a little comforting. I know that never happened to me. So they're doing it like a like a backhand way.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, dude, rats. That was that. That and then just calling every girl that wasn't them 12 years old. She's like 12. I'm like, she's one year younger than you. And you're 13.

So yeah. How's that going with that literal rat? She's literally a greasy. New York City Striaa and she's 12 years old. She has a tail and she's furry and she lives in a sewer. I'm like

God damn, dude, when girls like rat on, like rat, when girls like make fun on other girls, it's crazy. They're ruthless. I'm like, oh my God. They are ruthless. Yeah.

They'll get like super personal about it. Yeah. That's, yeah i don't know man that's uh i know all their family history and shit when they're trashing them oh my god she's such a bitch didn't her dad like die i'm like god damn

girls know so much i'm like you are so nosy isn't her mom like a literal alcoholic yeah she like wrecked their car last year after like this summer camp and like the whole house blew up. I'm like, holy fuck, dude. You're like, I mean, you're like, she's still hot. Guys will know.

Guys will look past all that shit. She's still hot, though. Oh, high school girls versus high school guys. What a time. What a time. Strange time. What is he doing out there? Dude, wrestlers.

I'm scared now. I kind of always think wrestlers are just going to kick my ass anyway. Yeah, you're like the poster child For the who the wrestler hates Pretty boy football player Yeah, every time I see a wrestler I'm like, ah, he's gonna fuck around and like punch me You don't help yourself because you always fucking say some stupid shit

I know I know Shit You making Super Bowl plans already? Sorry, big game plans? So is it, so why can't we say it? You can't say it? No, you can.

Kind of. I guess probably not technically. I got that shit on the lock. Yeah, I don't get it. I'm always going to say it. But, dude, my dad's having a Super Bowl party. Whoa. And he made a flyer for it.

Oh my God. But I'm not going. Because he told you two weeks about it. Yeah, give me a break. Dude, tell me two weeks before. Not interested. Man, they had 69. In the summer.

Locked it up. It is always so funny when like fucking Pepsi. They own the rice of everything. And they're like, this, get in on this giveaway with Snoop Dogg with Levi jeans for the big game. Pepsi is so Super Bowl.

And not even naked say it. Yeah, that kind of, that hurts a little. little bit. Come on. Give Pepsi. Right. Like, think about how much tighter promotions and shit would be if they could just say Super Bowl. I don't get it. I'll never get that. Come on in for the big game. Come on in for the pro football championship. What the fuck? Have Bud Light, Miller Light. Skull vodka.

Oh, wow. All for the big game. Big game. do people so people get in trouble if they say that if they're like companies like that they get like sued because they can't like they don't own it it's the NFL's the NFL's why don't they do that for do they do that for the finals like NBA finals you can't say finals they're just like the NBA Super Bowl the NBA Bowl call it the NBA Bowl call it the NBA Bowl call it the NFL finals then the NBA championship who cares about the finals me, I kind of like it. Of course you do, because eight other people do.

The NBA finals? Dude, the finals, I mean, I don't like it more than the Super Bowl, but like, damn. I mean, just in comparison to the NFL, like, the Christmas Day ratings for the NBA got literally eight times less than what the NFL did. Yeah, nobody really cares. It's fun. It's fun. It's all right. It's good to throw on.

It's a casual viewing, you know? It's an easy view. do you think the NFL's rigged? I don't. That's all I think about. I'm kind of getting to the point where it's like it has to be now. It's like too big not to be almost.

Too many people. Yeah, man, the NFL, the NFL, the NFL, it just seems fraudulent. Kind of like hiding in plain sight. They know that even if somebody was like, I know a ref that said that they made four extra calls because they blah, blah, blah, and the NFL wanted the Eagles to play the Chiefs in the Super Bowl. Fucking training camp, NFL draft comes.

We're like, you know, it's not going to hurt it. Nah. I don't know. I think it's just weird, dude. But just like every... But wouldn't coaches now? I don't know. There's a conspiracy for everything.

It really is. NFL talk. Shut up. Let's go back to high school stereotypes. Please. Wrestlers. We've done baseball players before. I'm pretty sure. They're most, they're more so college. College baseball players for me because high school baseball players, it's like, you have the kids who, I don't know, they're just kind of there. But then the guys who go on to play college, those are like the ones that are like, okay, you wear Oakley's at all times and have eight billion dip cans in your car. High school baseball seemed kind of fun. I was like, I kind of want to play. Yeah, like it's, you know. It's nothing.

There's not as much of a personality trait type with that as there is as a high school football player or wrestler. College baseball. But college baseball, that all goes away. That's the worst college sport. The worst college guys. I think so. College baseball. I think so.

Because nobody goes to their shit either. You're right. Oh, my God. And they think. the only time somebody's going to a college baseball game, it's like, oh, we'll pull up my buddy's truck in the back of the infield

and kill 80 beers. Well, there's a double header. I'm like, God damn, you're going to be out there for years. A double header. That's the only,

that's the only thing. Yeah, but then they, they, they, like college baseball players act like they should, like, be treated the same as like the football players.

I'm like, nope, just, just, nah, you're weird. You're weird and you just do this lift all day. I'm like, none of you guys are just like working out.

None of them are lifting weights. No, just with a fucking band. Band. Yeah, the band. I'm like, you guys aren't doing anything. Yeah, we got a lift and we got a, we got a BP. Then we got, I'm like, Jesus Christ. Nobody loves country music more than a college or baseball player.

It like is. Baseball and country music is like. And, and you know, they could, they could. be they could be like a fan of just like pop music hip hop music whatever when they're in high school and growing up but the instant they become a college baseball player they're like at house parties only country music when they're when bp is happening if the coach will like let them put music on the loudspeaker country music walk up song fucking thomas red best thing about baseball for sure well the walk up song oh my god yeah that's pretty cool but you have to like fight so

for her because every coach is just like, we're not doing that shit. Really? We're not, they're not in on that? You haven't done anything to earn that. We don't need that. You gotta earn your, I guess it is like a big like MLB thing, isn't it? We don't, you don't need that with the chains on, you know, you don't need that shit. Our baseball coaches like that?

Oh, yeah. With all the gear and stuff. Hey, fundamentals! Oh, yeah. What coach? I mean, what coach isn't? Oh, shit. There he is.

you know yeah that's true every coach every coach in every sport not here look cool no flashy no none of that just locked in focus business discipline team

like not even Dion Sanders I don't think is like that oh he's also I think he walks the border a little bit like he's on the fine line of it but I mean at the end of the day he's still like we got to do our shit we got to like

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