THESE GUYS! - The Favre Cam

Episode Date: January 23, 2024

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Then slap the shit out of my back with a Bill Romanowski brohook. Good to see you. Oh, love getting together. Hand prints. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just make a club. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bo, boom, bow, boy, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Get a, get a, get a, get a, get a bow, get a bow, get a bow, get a bo, get a bo, get a bo. Every defensive coach ever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. While the ball's in the air. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ball, ball, ball. Can we get a pass ball call? Like, dude, it's not going to help.

Yeah, they're playing. Let them figure it out. They're up 42 to seven. Pass ball calls right now are going to do anything. If I hear pass ball, like, that's confusing me. Then I'm looking at, I'm like, wait, one, right? That would be kind of helpful. If you're a linebacker and they're like, run, run, run.

You're like, all right, cool. No, all it ends up being is just, ah, oh. Someone's singing opera on the car. crowd. Oh. Anytime there's a ball in the ground, get a bo, get a whip. Anytime there's a ball on the ground on any, any sport.

Get a ball, get a book, get a book. Yeah. Lose ball and basketball. Me and my brother. Me and my brother-in-law. We still do, we still do old school for us. We still do John Madden soundboard. It looks like Jerry Rice out here.

It's a football. Oh, man. That's what we do. It's a football. Every time when there's a ball in a fumble. When a fumble happens that we do that. And then immediately if he does, it's a fombo, go.

God damn. And vice versa. Can you do a Pat Summerall? I was thinking about that. Nah, not really. I think everybody kind of can. Yeah, just low and slow. Man, he can make any names.

Yeah. Just kind of down here. On the past breakup, Dre Bly. When he said, when he used to say, Dreblah. I was like, oh!

Can that be, can that be like at the start? More of a DVD name. Well, yeah, but can that be at the start of a rap album? On the past, Frank. Padre. Bligh. Listen to the track, bitch. That would fucking go insane.

Please. Need a drabele. Drey bought a lion's jersey right now? With the black on it? Best era. When he won the, when he won the Madden Award on Thanksgiving Day, when he got the Turducken, because he had like two pigs. Yeah.

They were wearing the old school lines. So draught of him. Just the blue with the all silver helmet. I like that. I like that. Who's not a Lions fan right now? I know. God,

I want to be Lions Ravens so bad, right? Am I crazy? Oh, you're a 49ers guy, but right. A little part of you. I'm so bummed because like I would love nothing more than to see the Lions in the Super Bowl. I think it's great. I think it'd be awesome for America, you know,

but the real matchup is. But the Niners, man. Yeah, they're tough, bro. I got some ballers. I want CMAQ and Kittle to get a ring so badly. And Kyle Eustach, I like him too. You should keep naming people. Trent Williams.

Demos. Drake Green. Bosa. Bosa, man. He's weird. Dude, I love how he has, he's, like, shameless in the way he talks, you know? Like, you know when you listen to a recording of yourself, that's like Bosa's peak

like cringe. So jock, dude. That guy. It's whatever. Every answer. I'm like, damn, everyone. Like, you know how we're talking about how Travis Kelsey is, we've established real, you know, it's well established on this show that Travis Kelsey

is every jock from 2008. We know this. Nick Bosa is just like every jock you think of in a Disney channel movie. So, just huge. Jacked. Like, but then...

I just love how he doesn't give a fuck, man. It's great. Maybe not beer. It's not really doing it for me right now. Is he an alien? Like, dude, are you related to Jeffrey Dahmer? Is he an alien that just came down? He might be, dude.

You know, it's so funny, though, is he talks like that, and then his brother, Joey, he literally fucking talks like this. Does he? Oh, dude, it's crazy. Both sides of bro. Yeah, of the bro. spectrum.

The Bosa bro spectrum. They're on one side of the other and then somewhere we fall right in the middle. The Brosa's. Nick Brosa? Like after the playoff game last year, Joey Boso called out the officials saying that there's like some conspiracy against them and everything. It was so funny.

I forget exactly what he said. After every sack. Every fucking time or fucking time. I know I'm going to get fine, but fuck it. I don't give a fuck. like you just your drunk friend at the end of a night is just Joey both all of Joey Brosas press conference I just can't imagine hanging out I can't imagine writing

in like 2004 Honda Accord with I can't imagine riding in a 2004 Jeep Cherokee with Joey and Nick Bosa yeah you can it's just high school you did it every day for four years Circle K or what See if there's like some bitches in there. Should we like drive by the high girls house?

Just see if she's like outside, but she's not going to be. They're so team Jordan shoes with the baggiest shorts of all time. Oh yeah. Cut off city. Cut off city. Had scissors in the glove box. Just wait just in case they got to. They're the most where team Jordan high tops but not have like high tops but not have like

high socks on just like ankles low socks with the I love football lanyard or the college that they want to go to not the one they have an offer from I swear I just walk around in high school with a Missouri lanyard like I had anything to do with that

they're pretty dope on NCAA in the video game but dude I mean it's you know it's wild is that like if we made a clip out of this you know half the comments really you guys you possees can't make fun of the Bosa brothers they're eat your ass. And it's like, yeah, no shit they would.

It's like, we're making a clip. Duh. What do you? Do you think we don't know that? Have you seen them? Have you seen us? We're sitting on a couch. They're in the fucking NFL.

Duh. We want to be them. You can't wear cocks shorts like that and make fun of Joey Bosa. Joey Buss his face. Joey Busses face literally the keyboard strokes of the fucking, The underscores and the two hyphens, Joey Moses' face. They're, uh, you can, you just make an all high school NFL team. Oh, who's the QB?

Hold on, hold on. Brock Purdy. Why did I, why did I kind of want it to be Rex Grossman? Now, I'm talking about current NFL players. We, just because we've established so well now about. Brett Farved. Can it please be Brett Farms? Substitute teacher plays for a little bit.

Brett Farms? No, he's just, uh, offensive. coordinator that sometimes shows up to practice sometimes doesn't oh just for dip right get away from my wife and pack a can that's coach farv coach farv oh c can you imagine then you got then you got the bosa brothers just playing both ways offense and d line uh joey they're both guards offensive guards and they just pull like crazy and then on defense that's just like it's just a straight street fight for those guys Kelsey is the fly flashy, annoying, tied-in still.

I think Brian Cushing is the linebacker. Even though he's not playing. Are we doing now? I want to do all time. Yeah, but I mean, like right now, we've got the bosses. We've got Travis Kelsey. Mm-hmm.

I think that, I think Brock Purdy would be the quarterback. Yeah. Yeah, because he's like, he's the homegrown, all just kind of like American kid who's like going to talk to the local reporter. after the game and not saying things stupid.

Represent the team. He's big time all-American captain. That's what, you know, you have the all-black team and the all-white team. I think we need to find the high school team and like their roles, you know. Obviously the Bosa brothers

always have the open house and it's huge and they just get absolutely shit-face wrecked. There's like planned boxing matches after the game. at their house. Dude, I'm fighting Tommy tonight. If we win. We lose my dad's gonna be fucking pissed. Fourth quarter when you're in the dog house.

What do you call that? Not the dog house because that's bad. But like when you're up big and you're just like fucking around on the sideline. Oh, they take the starters out? Nobody's getting in more trouble than when they take the starters out. The Bosa brothers. Yeah, that's all they're talking about.

It's like how much vodka they're going to drink. Burb, big, but, whoa. And who they're going to fight. I'm going to fuck Tommy up, dude. I'd be like, yeah, that's fucking, that's dumb, bro. We're going to have to run the next day, but I'm definitely going to be there to watch. Somehow coach is going to find out. That's dumb, dude.

Don't do it, bro. We're going to have to run tomorrow. We're going to have to run during JV's practice. Do you really want to do that? I'll be there, though, at time. Is your mom going to have burgers? Who's the running back? I don't know.

Um, damn. Running back's Jamir Gibbs. Just because, like, he's super fast and little. And, like, he seemed like he doesn't say much. But then all of a sudden, he'll, like, show up to a party and kind of go off. You're like, wait, what? Jimere's here? Oh, my God.

I got to go say what's up. Like, he even cares. You know, the group of all the white guys that just wants to say what's up. Then the boss. I'm in that group. Yeah, like Joey Bosa just, like, fucking puts him in a headlock and won't, you know what I mean? and Jemir's just like shit dude get off me I don't even want to be here

puts a big hole in the drywall Joey Obosa's back just in the drywall yeah that's the guy you don't want to have at the open house no way something's breaking three seconds after he gets there can't be in a small house like if Joey Boas is invited to somebody's house and the parents need to be like it needs to be a

family house it can't be like a single parent house it's too small the walls are too thin for Joey Bosa. He's too loud. A TV's coming down. It's all. He's eating all the food. Can you even imagine?

Oh my God. Joey Bosa. It's so 3.45 in the morning. And like you're trying to get three hours of sleep. Just three. He's still blaring music in the kitchen and you go in there. Walking around. And he's just like housing bags of chips while also throwing like M&Ms at the ceiling.

He doesn't even chips he doesn't even like. You just had all my mom's bake lays. I don't go to fuck. Yeah, you don't have anything else I'm fucking hungry. He's gonna drive out there. I've had too much. I'm gonna go to McDonald's

either I want to. Just a cup of milk on the sink, too. You're like, what? He's... It's all you guys had. A bunch of crushed up Oreos in it. He's tossing, like, cold cuts like at the ceiling with the fans gone.

You just have, like, baloney. Deli meat. You just have, like, baloney. That's all our turkey. for the wheat. Like, dude, what are you doing? I don't know. I actually did it and then I started doing it. I thought it was fucking hilarious.

You're pussy's fell asleep. I'm not going to argue. Everybody has dicks thrown on their face for sure. That's one of those parties. You know what, Joe? Not going to argue. It's hilarious about all this is that cold toner was teammates with him.

No. What do I give? Just tell me one story. Yeah, he would probably confirm all of this. he said he's actually super nice and he was like really into video games well I mean like but dude in college

right but not like just like hey dude you want to run some 2K like he like actually like oh he's like a Twitch streamer yeah god damn I always there's like random times and random days where I'm like damn I just want to play a video game for six hours right I'm just saying me and you are in the same wavelength

with that it's like I think it was two days ago I was like fuck I just want to play a video game all day if we yeah I have those all the time as well. Just get lost in a game, have nothing else to do. It's kind of like this out, kind of cold and shitty. Sitting like this in front of your TV, 32 years old. Oh my, what I would give. So many snacks. Why do video games hit so different in the morning too? Really? All for me. Oh my God. Waking up early and playing a video game till like noon. Oh, oh. Do you just stroke meter right there? Playing a video game. Did I say that? Waking up early and playing a video game?

damn i thought i hit it clean but lord knows the stroke gods are at to find me at least 15 times a day the meter knows no bounds right right has no all always lean towards stroke yeah but yeah no no and i want to play like i want to play like i want to play story mode on a video game too like i just want to figure can i just figure out a video game and beat it clean god damn yeah i get those urges all the time too. And every year I get super close. I'm like, this is the Christmas. This is it. I'm doing it. Text my buddy. I'm like, when you got, should I do

PS5? What do you think? And they kind of get excited. And then every year I don't do it. Hey, see you in November. Seems like too big of a commitment. Yeah. I kind of want an N64 and just like. I got an N64. And that is because some old shit though. But what are you really doing? I mean, like, what are you really doing story on N64? You know, it's so much

driven by like, I know. Arcade style. Sure. Yeah, it's like R-KSA. You know, you're not going to play Super Smash against a computer. Maybe I just want a PS2. Yeah, PS2, you know, I think a GameCube would be good. Oh, PS2.

Well, Max Payne, just play. You know what that game is? Mm-mm. Oof. If anybody in the clubhouse plays Max Payne, I'm still trying to, I tried the whole day in college to beat it. Me and Chiller played the whole day, couldn't beat it. Max Payne on PS2 can't figure it out still.

Isn't that so fun, though? when you just have a day where you have no obligations and you can. You're just on the sticks, as they call them all day. Yeah, the only problem you have all day is how do you take out the sniper on the fifth floor? You're like, I can't get up there without him blowing my head off. You keep bouncing it back and forth. Like you said, like you and Schiller. It's always a two-man team.

Yeah, you hand it. You got to like get up, walk around a little bit, get some food. Blow off some steam. You got to go outside. Hold on. Look at it from a different angle. You come back in. All right, all right.

Hold on, bro. Hold on. Turn the brightness on the TV up because there's a shadow down there and I think I see something you could like unlock. It's always the brightness on my TV. I'm like, why is all my TV so dark? Turn the brightness up. I can't see shit on this game.

Yeah, man. God, that'd be so good. But just like one day at year. One day it turns into six. If like me and you could just like. Video game day on January 27th. Just like a video game. day and we just get lost and we get all the good like we get we can even throw some who's buying

this food in there we can get the good stuff you know we can mix them what would you wear you got to have a hat you got to have a backwards hat on for video game day dude you just now you start with the forward and then when it's yeah yeah when you can't find the janitor's closet that you got to get to unlock it that's when you there's a shotgun in that you Clyde can't unlock it. What's going on? Bro, you know, I'm so, I'm wearing Jordan joggers and give me a gray waffle shirt. And I'm the coziest motherfucker on the planet.

I'm going, I'm going NBA shorts. Maybe, maybe I buy some for this day. You can wear shorts because, I mean, you're not going outside. And a hoodie. Like a, like a classic, I don't know, just the most comfortable one I have, I don't care what's on it. and then just like some Dallas Maverick shorts. Green.

You know, I'd be clear. Green, green. It's a green. You're wearing this shit you don't normally wear because it's a fun day, you know? Yeah. It's a hodgepodge.

It's a mismatch day. Hey, maybe I have like an, like an arm band right here too. We're in a leg sleeve. Yeah, shooter sleeve on your left arm. Dude,

if you popped out with a shooter sleeve on video game day, I'd be so jealous that I'd Uber eats one to your house. Nike elite socks Like new ones are so comfortable Our feet the whole day though And then something

Then like a tense moment happens on the game We're like Where is this happening I'm picturing it in your living room Oh no dude I'm pictured an old 609 Oh really Yeah Because we've kind of done that a little bit before

Like not full on Yeah the the was it NFL blitz but we well we did that yeah we did NFL blitz at my house and then that was really fun at your house it was me you and chiller and we had like a round robin we had the names on the

game we had round robin going on oh I forgot about that 6 on PS2 oh my god yeah it was a crazy night I still like not sure like I needed to document it because I'm still not sure it actually happened it wasn't just like a fever dream I deleted that from my brain

until you said it I remember you leaving though Because I was like he left And Chiller was like, yeah, bro I was like, damn. You did a, well, you did a couple, you did a couple of the excited jog. I think at one point I went in my room

and you're like, where do you go? And I came back out to Hakeem Nix Colts jersey. And you're like, what the fuck? I threw my PS2 controller out the window. Yes. The Hakeem Nix.

My favorite. Shit, dude. Yeah. January 27th video game day. Anyways, this TG70? Yeah. I don't know. We do this every fucking time.

What are you doing here, by the way? I got a show in St. Louis and a show in Chicago. Back to back. So I was like, I might as well just come back and then like do all that. Here for the week. Yeah. St. Louis on Thursday. Chicago Wednesday.

Yeah, get your ticket. On Thursday? Yeah. Where? There's like a laugh factory showcase. and I'm like, yeah, I'll go. Dude, I'm doing that too. Really?

Yeah. What time? Seven. What day? Wednesday. Are you fucking serious? I swear to God, yeah. I swear to God.

I'm sorry to God. Damn, I kind of wish we wouldn't have figured this out. So are we riding together? That would have been in. We have to ride together because my dad's car that I'm using just died in the parking lot of LA Fitness. That's why I'm dressed like this. Yeah, dude. I think my dad's coming too.

no way i think so i'm not inviting my dad nothing will take the wind out of my sail more nothing yeah nothing will uh just absolutely kill any momentum jesus christ anything great show did when we had the show in indies like i think you just need to tell some stories up there i was like god damn it bro can we just too soon on the just like it's just like what i was talking about with the football broadcasting one week throwing his headset down because they're playing too much music the next week. Yeah, I thought we could have had a little bit more music in there.

Can't get a read on this guy. What do you want from me? Thank you. That's my whole life. Yeah, you can ride with me and my dad as long as you're ready for my dad to pitch like 18 bits to you. It's my favorite thing of all time. What? Sick.

Damn, that's cool. Well, I guess if you're in Chicago, come to the laugh factory, 7 o'clock on Wednesday. Whoops. party. Wow. If you're in St. Louis or if you live around in Missouri, you come to Helium downtown St. Louis on Thursday. It's going to be lit.

St. Louis is so fun. I told you. And then afterwards, one of my friends I grew up with from like Barnabas all the way through high school, her and her husband came to the show. And then afterwards, oh, fuck, hold on. Oh. I love you. I love you.

Burby boy Well Remix They came to the show And then they took me to like this This this like I haven't to remember What the neighborhood was called

But it's almost like a For reference sake For indie folks Like a broad ripple of St. Louis Almost Ooh It was awesome It was great time

These are my shit Yeah Those little like off cities Oh yeah I think started with an O Oakland I know we have an Oakland in here But anyways

Maybe check that out after. It's like eight minutes away from the helium. I'm usually a there and back guy, but I probably will stay there that night. I know. That's what I'm doing in Chicago, so I don't know what you're playing is there.

You're staying the night? No, I'm coming back. Yeah. Okay. Oh yeah. Because, uh, yeah,

rides like, this baby's coming. Oh, that's happening. It's, I mean, I think about that a lot now. We're less than a month out.

God, dang it. Did I tell you how to dream? You had a kid? Mm-mm. Damn. Okay. Well, I mean, that's not for this.

Okay. Okay. But you named it something and it was good and I can't. I was going to tell you on the pocket, but it was a long time. I can't remember. Damn, I wonder what it was. Because that'd be crazy if you like dreamt that what the actual name is. It starts with a B.

No. Damn it. All right. Well, kind of. Maybe. It's, I mean, what was it? I can't think of it, but it started the B. I think I might have put it in my notes.

There's a B in the name. There's a B in the name. In the midway. Are you going to reveal it right now? Do it. Do it. Pussy. Pussy.

I want to wait for the public reveal to be like her here and, you know, I'm officially a girl dad. The name of your kid. Pussy. Do it, bitch. That is absolutely some boasts and Kelsey shit right there. Man. Absolutely.

Joey Brosa. Absolutely. Absolutely. Right there. Yeah, on the topic of that. Okay, so Wednesday, Thursday, get you tickies. Yeah, then go to my website. Find small Easter eggs in there.

Sign up on my email to be the first people to know when new tickets and shows and cities go on sale. So official joining millinerra.com.com. On my bios and profiles and everything. Man, I am so pissed at the Super Bowl is on CBS. No! Yeah. I can't believe I didn't know that. It's really been like, it's been affecting me.

It's only Fox and CBS though, right? Do they mess around and throw it on NBC? Yeah. They do. Uh-huh. Fox is just so... NBC puts on a great Super Bowl show. I'm sure they do.

I'm sure they do. I can't remember the last one though. What was the last one? It was the one two years ago in LA, the Bengals and the Rams. Oh, yeah. There's the last Al Michaels NBC game. Go figure. I wish we could have, we need a break down of all the Super Bowls in which station they're on.

Well, it's, I could probably go back pretty far. Really? You know them like that? Um, I, uh, Broncos, Broncos Packers, 98. It had to be Fox. I had to be Fox. But 2000, that was Giants, Ravens. That was CBS. Yeah.

Yeah, it was. Yeah, it was. Because I was like, I hate the scorebook. Yeah. But then 2001 was Fox because that was Summerall. Was Giants Ravens? Was that the Timberlake Janet Jackson? No.

What was that? That was Panthers, Patts. What a, no one remembers the game? Yeah, that was so CBS. Patriots on Fox just doesn't make sense to me. Yeah. Summerall Madden on that one. Patriots Rams.

And in 2002, I'm pretty sure that was on ABC. Oh, I love an ABC Super Bowl. I think ABC was in the Roast. It might have been the last one. Raiders, bucks. That was ABC. I think so. Good poll.

That was a fun Super Bowl. Yep. The two pirates. Yeah. Loved it. 2003, Pats Panthers. CBS.

Yeah. O4 was Eagles Pats. On Fox. Super Fox. But it was that sexy, my buddy, Donnie sent me this. It was that scorebug. Yeah.

That it just, I simply put it just looked fox. Was it, it was an upper left or was it? It was the bar across the top. Yeah. And it had the font and the color. Yeah, it was like digital.

Yeah, it looked a little digital. Yeah, it was like pixelated? Yes. Yeah. Yes. Was that the game Terell Owens like broke his leg

and then came back for the Super Bowl and like played the best? Yeah, like two weeks later. What was that? Crazy. No one talks about that. Literally on a broken leg. Yeah.

Next year. That's all I thought about that whole. Ah, this was the last one of that. Seahawks Steelers. It had to be Fox. ABC. It was the last. It was the last ABC.

Because that, that like makes the Super Bowl complete for me. I was like, okay, to have Ford Field, that's cool. Check. Steals are playing,

fire. Check. What's it on? ABC. I was like, I can't wait for the Super Bowl. Those are the three horsemen. Yeah,

the Super Bowl. It was Madden Michaels. Then the next year was back to CBS. It was Colts. Bears. Colts on, that's fine. It makes sense.

Colts can play. on CBS. Makes sense. But the rain, weird. Really ruined it. Yeah, it does. But I kind of like a a freaky weird Super Bowl. You got to throw it in there. Like, it's going to happen. Yeah, that's true. That's true. An outside Super Bowl? So weird. Keep going. Jesus Christ. 07. That was, that ended up being Pat's Giants. You're like the guy that can name all the Indy 500 winners. Pat's Giants. That was on Fox. See, they go. It's like, it's just every three years. So once you find a starting point, then you go back and you're like, okay, 2008, that was Steelers Cardinals. That was NBC.

NBC? Yeah, that was Michael's Madden. That was John Madden's last broadcast. Was that the best Super Bowl 43? I think so. I'm more biased, obviously. Super Bowl 44. I'm going to ask you this when you're doing stand-up and you just have to do it on stage.

Civil Bill 44, Saints, Colts, Miami again, CBS again. Was it in Miami? Yep. Tracy Porter, dude. 45, Steelers Packers. That was Fox. Wait, what was Colts Saints? CBS.

Yeah, it makes sense. Yep. That was Fox 46, NBC and Indy, Giants Pats, 47. Fox in Seattle. This is good. This is good. No, not in Seattle.

Excuse me. It was the Broncos. No, it was CBS. It was a blackout game. It was 49ers Ravens. Beyonce. So CBS? Yeah.

Then 48 was Fox in New York, Seattle, Denver, 49. Stick the landing, baby. 49, NBC. Sorry ladies, we're almost done here. Sorry ladies, we're almost done. Pat Seahawks in Arizona. We can feel your pain, but we have to. Super Bowl 50, Broncos, Panthers, and Santa Clara, CBS.

Santa Clara. Yeah. Oh, San Francisco. Oh, that was a good Super Bowl, too. Scam Newton. Yeah. Payton's last ride. Now I'm getting hazy here for a second.

Why am I not able to remember? I'm this guy too, though. I'm this guy too. And I just remember that. Who was the Super Bowl last year? I'm that guy. Like in the middle of the year? I can't.

And then some guy's like, the Cardinal. And you're like, yeah. Super Bowl 51. Just remembered it. It's the Patriots comeback against the Falcons, 28 to 3. That was on Fox. Super Bowl 52, NBC, Eagles, Pats, and Minnesota.

Super Bowl 53. Weirdest, most boring Super Bowl possibly ever. Pat's Rams in Atlanta. That was on CBS. CBS has a, it's going to be a bad Super Bowl. CBS has a bad run of Super Bowl. Do the Rams were their throwbacks for that? You're the guy to ask right now.

Yes. You got the hot hand. Yeah. Yeah. It was the, they had the Royal Blues with the, gold. Good for them. And the Pats were the white and the blue. One of the most boring games ever.

13 to 3. Another very boring game that sticks out in my, I know you're not done yet. You just finish off. No, that's a good. So the net, so that was 2018 and 2019, then 2019 that's kind of crazy. You know this shit. That was this next one. I don't know if it's good or bad. This next one is Chiefs 49ers in Miami right before

COVID. That was on Fox. Mahomes gets his first. Oh yeah. You're super wool party. Yep dope-ass Super Bowl party Set by your dad Then the next year Super Bowl 50

Front row by your dad I was like Front row by my dad with a veggie tray Only person who eats a veggie tray At the party bin And like the bean dip That Riley made

I was like it was fire What was it called? It was called something real cool too It was called like pirate dip I was like yeah I'm gonna eat cowboy caviar Cowboy caviar Oh Cappoy caviar

Tortilla chip some veggie tray. Sit next to your dad? Perfect Super Bowl. Perfect Super Bowl. 55, Chiefs, Bucks in Tampa, COVID Super Bowl, 56.

Rams, Bengals in L.A. NBC, 57 last year, Eagles, Chiefs in Arizona again, on Fox again. Nice, sexy, Fox. Sexy, sexy, sexy Fox. Fox and NBC Super Bowls are amazing.

CBS Super Bowl. Bulls fucking suck. It's not going to be a good deal. I wonder if there's anybody out there that's like, oh, it's on CBS, yes, that person can't exist,

right? The only thing I like about CBS is the theme. Dun, dun dun, dun, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Like, it's so pro football to me.

Yeah, it is. Dun, but I don't think Super Bowl. I just think random Sunday football. Yeah. I'm like, this is 4 o'clock football.

It's so AFC too. Just like, I'm about to watch Big Ben versus Jake Plummer here. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. Yes. Somehow Chad Pennington gets in the game. You're like, exactly. Chad Pennington, dude, he is CBS. Yeah.

Yeah. Like, it's just, I think, like, if you look up Chad Pennington on Twitter, it says Chad Pennington, his name, in parentheses, CBS. Everybody would be like, make sense. Chad Pennington underscore CBS. No affiliation. But everybody's just like, yeah, he's played on there so many times. It makes sense.

He was one of the dudes where the flames are going in the intro where he'd be tossing the football back and forth in his Jets jersey. Chad Pennington. Marshall. Every intro. Damn, man. Yeah. So I hope you have a good Super Bowl party because the game's going to suck

because it's on CBS. It's either going to be a really boring, like low scoring. weird like a touchdown every quarter maybe and then a bunch of punts and stuff yeah commercials are going to so much so many Pepsi commercials oh man I can't even see the like the lions playing in the super bowl on CBS I'm like might as well just make it the 49ers now because it's not as cool lions do sneak on CBS for Thanksgiving every now and then do you get yeah you get nansen romo there on noon and Thanksgiving day I just it's just fox lions for me I know I'm with you But every now and then they get a CBS game.

Hello, friends. Well, Jim Nancy. Yeah. Drey Bly. On the tackle, on the past breakup, Dre Bly. Put that in the beginning of a song.

Oh, shit. Dude, you might have to do that before you come out on stage. All right, but Wednesday before you come. Dre Bligh I'm a Barbie girl Some weird fucking bullshit on there

Did I get tough No it didn't I go Like the hardest fucking name And then some bullshit Yeah Kasha TikTok on the club Drey Bligh What are we even doing

We got any clubhouse Yeah I've got some clubhouse Kind of just want to keep talking About the Super Bowl We can do that But next week Well see that's the thing is we got so long It's like this week's championship week

And then the next week you want to talk about it But it's not Super Bowl week because they got the week off You know In between Pro Bowl week? In between Pro Bowl week Man how about them moving the Pro Bowl from like Hawaii? Yeah

Well I mean remember it was after everything Oh God yeah Who's watching that? That was so weird depressing But like you did because it was like something to watch I always remember that commercial I thought it was a legendary commercial They would have that guy

Pretty sure it was a Seahawks jersey I want to say Sean Alexander Seahawks jersey Sean A Best ringing back ever besides I'm on green There would be no There wasn't any dialogue or anything Except he was in his kitchen And he had a big old like bad of salsa

Like a big bowl Like a like a kit container of salsa And it was at the very end And he was like trying to hit the last bit out of it. He was trying to hit like the last bits out of it into the bowl and on the background. Like the pro bowl is on on the TV.

And the marketing for it was just like, you know, one last one for the dude. I was like, okay. They got me. I'm watching. Throw on the jersey. Support my guys. Get the last bit of salsa.

You know, let's do this. I used to make myself get so excited for the pro bowl. What are you doing tonight? I'm like the pro bowl's on. I was in like fourth grade playing basketball at St. Dude. Pro Bowl,

bro. It's Pro Bowl night. What the fuck are you talking about? What am I doing? I'm watching the game. It'd be like 545 pitch black here. And then it's just bright and sunny in Hawaii. John L.A. has a weird jersey on that doesn't fit him.

I'm like, all right. You know the Pro Bowl jerseys? I'm like, that doesn't. Like you can't put Peyton Manning in a cool jersey. Right. Like that's not.

Paid Manning and Jeff Saturday and that red jersey like that? With stars on it. Hell no. Like those are for the D-Bs. Yeah. The swag, dude. Headbands around their necks. That's for Drey fucking Blyre.

Drey, Bly. Oh, man. But yeah, true, true, true, true, true. True, true, true, true. This is from Brian. Team these guys at gmail.com. Brian says, O2 Jeremy Shockey rookie card.

Jeremy. It's up, fellas. Long-time listener. First time emailer. I'm a sucker for a good dardy jersey but what really gets my rocks off is when a respectable funky jersey makes a humble appearance

I immediately know I can't hang with that guy I can't hang with that guy for example Luca Donchich Christian McCaffrey Connor Bedard or Shohay Otani are all too overplayed a couple of good mentions I would be stoked to see if I walked up

to a Sunday afternoon rooftop bar in September Antonio Gates Oh yeah Michael Finley Mavs That's insane Tim Linsicum from the Giants.

You won the Sy Young back in like 2009, 2010. Oh, I know. Oh, I know. I think my holy grail would be Brett Far Falcons jersey. Oh, wow. But Jets, too.

Yeah, that's super. Vikings? If you could only... If you can only rock one team... This is the Super Bowl, man! This isn't Detroit. This is the Super Bowl! What was it?

What was it? Who they play when he was just like literally gun slinging the whole game? and he like brought him back to win the 49ers when he just like shredded him 49ers in Minnesota at the Metro Dome yeah it was like time winding down and he literally they kept playing the like all 22 version where you could see like far how ridiculous because he rolls he rolls he rolls to his right there's like three seconds left clock just ticking down on the fox bug up there.

Somebody, he avoids it. He steps up in the pocket, does one of those where like, no ball security at all. Goes over him. That's so hard. The guy gets his jersey a little bit. Yeah. And he goes over him.

And then he just launches a rocket, like 35 yards on a rope. The guy comes from the other side of the end zone. Like the dude wasn't in FARCamp picture at all yet. The dude catches it, hits the two. Scores. Who caught that? It was like a no name receiver.

His name was Greg. No, his name was Greg. Greg. No. I want to say bedard or something. Hold, I just got to look this up. But you're so right about the

no ball security, Brent Barf, no fundamentals. You would have think he just drank two coronas and he was on a beach with that shit. You know what I mean? Just he'll pop the line, man.

Fuck it, dude. Wins the game, bro. God, that's the best quarterback ever. Oh, fuck, yes, dude. What? I'm going to cry.

Greg Lewis. I never would have to guess that. Oh, here's Paul Allen on the call, too. God damn it. The YouTube ad, when you know you're poor. Two receivers left and right, far out of the shotgun, Chester, two is right. 33 yards. 12 seconds.

To go in the game. Niners lead by four. Far back to pass. Up to the left. Eight seconds left. He gets away from the pressure. Fires to the end zone. Six.

What? Fuck, bitch. Two second slides. Yep. Do it. How is his chin strap still on? Get the chin strap off. It's coming off.

Wait, who's their backup quarterback number seven? Tavares Jackson, rest of peace. There it is. There we go. Yeah, flip it off, babe. We got to get that on the screen. Dude, that fucking. I mean, that's the link.

you're done. All time over that shit. It is like a, that is such a baller-ass move. Remember when you did that move when you were growing up playing football in your culture? Put the body of your rib cage!

Yep. You'd be like, damn. I saw L2. I saw L.T. do it. Oh, God, so good. Craig Lewis. If you could only rock one team's jersey for the rest of your life,

who would you go with? It could be any sport, any player, any time. It would just have to be one franchise. I think I would go college and I think I would go Florida Gators. Roll your hand in an 80s knit, Bears,

sweater vest and slap my ass like coach Dicka as if I just got inside tackle and stopped a short run on third down. He said Gators? He said Florida. What would you do? Thinking about it. I got a I got I've got I've got one that's a safe pick

but if I Oakland Raiders. Yeah. Because like you can do anything with that. A white one with black? Fucking check out my orange pants I'm wearing today. It matches. All good. I don't. If they if you If that's the agreed upon, like, you have to do that forever.

I don't think there's another choice. It's good. I was going to say bangles on some weird shit, but. I was going to say Vikings. Like Randy Moss era. I was going to say Bengals. Corey Dillon era. Those are the best Bengals jerseys.

Yeah, for sure. I see rumors on Facebook and stuff that they're, like, thinking about bringing them back. They're better than what they have now. I hate to say it. The Jets, word on the street is that they're making the, going all the way back. about those throwbacks are coming all the way back as they're permanent. Kishon Johnson era.

Then they're making a green version. That's what they, that's what needs to happen. I feel like, I feel like NFL teams are listening to us now. Hopefully. Because they do fuck up. From Dustin,

good morning. I appreciate you guys doing this pot. It's a lot of fun listening to you guys and taking emails from the clubhouse. Thanks, dude. Love it. Question for both of you. What's the one crazy sports injury you witnessed in person during your playing days? Ooh.

either your team or an opponent, but one where you're actually there for, not including an injury to yourself, unless you have a really good one, and it doesn't give you any PTSD. Slap my ass and kind of cup your hand a little bit, so it makes a bit of a pop sound, then slap the shit out of my back

with a Bill Romanowski brohook. Good to see you. Oh, love getting together. Handprints. Dude, you probably have way more than me just because, college and everything. Hate to make this about meat.

No, I'm not going to do it. God, I don't know. But can I, I, I wasn't playing, but I was there. This one's bad. Okay. I was at the final four game when that Louisville dude snapped his leg. Oh, were you really? Yeah.

Kevin Ware. Yeah. And like everybody, dude, everybody in the crowd immediately got up and like went to the concession stand in bathroom because they were like, holy shit. Dude, you could smell it. I know, I know. It was like, it was like uncomfortable. Everybody saw it and they put it on the replay screen for a little bit because they didn't know yet.

Yeah. And then they're like, oh, no, don't play that shit. And everybody, everybody is like, all right, we got to get out of here. I remember that was the first like, don't get on Twitter. Like, you know, you don't want to scroll on, on your social feeds because somebody would post it. And just a screenshot. Remember the first time that you actually just like saw the screenshot? Oh.

Yeah. I think that's what first, that's, that literally is what first came to mind for me. It's like, I wasn't, oh, yeah, I wasn't, I was watching on TV. But I just remember looking up in the TV and like all the Louisville, like, every player on the court, both teams like had their hands on their heads. Jersey's over their mouths. Yeah, I was like, what the fuck just happened? Yeah, did somebody get shot?

Right, yeah. Oh, that's a, that's a, that's a whole time. And the bench was thrown up. Actually, the Paul George one too. I was like, God, damn. Fuck. God, I hate that shit. That really, that one like,

ew, it ruined me. All right. From Ty. Aaron Rogers and Jimmy Kimmel should kiss. Yep. Hey, boys. Ty from Atlanta here. Aaron Rogers and Jimmy Kimmel need

to French kiss on the 50-yard line in the snow at Lambo. Get it over with already. With no one in the crowd and no one on the field. Those two, in their footprints leading out to the 50. That's all I want.

That's it. Other random thoughts. I'm a former ref and bad sport Fields and courts are true epidemic. I have officiated everything from college intermereals to AUU basketball and varsity football to adult kickball. Here are some of my all-time bad field court experiences. One,

roughing the 7.30 p.m. adult kickball league in the summertime at the park with no lights. By 815. That's such a kickball thing to do. By 815 is a true apocalypse now moment trying to finish the game before it gets dark. Right. Yeah. Everybody's like, we got a hurry.

We got a hurry. Let's go. Er. Get me outfield. My God, damn. No breaks in between pitches. You're just like getting in throwing it back as far hard as you can. Well, like we won, but it kind of didn't count.

We had to like hurry because of sun. Two, 17 under AAU basketball game on cross courts. That is where they split a full court gym and have to run two games at once. I kind of like that. That's kind of like and one makes tape tour a little bit. Well, it's just like, I don't know why, but like there's bigger plays when it's like less focused on the long court. I don't know. It's weird.

The lane and free throw lines are outlined by tape. Then they have a tabletop scoreboard where the horn sounds like a glorified whistle. Combine this with one of the baselines having the bleachers folded up behind you to stand. Yeah, that's stuff. Dude, that's kind of my favorite. It sucks, but it's like, dude, people are bawling out on those side courts. You're like, can somebody get somebody a mic and let them be like, hello, up a writer?

Number three, adult basketball game in a gym where one baseline, there's a wall, there's one baseline, there's a wall directly behind you. and you go to the other baseline, and it's a stage. Yep. Nothing like out of shape adults going for a rebound only to crash into you at any time where there's a wall or stage directly behind you. Yep. Love that.

He says 90s Chris Berman is my dad. Chris Berman now is insufferable, but 90s Berman was the man and I wanted him to be my dad. Here are top three Chris Berman names. Three, Andre bad moon rising. Damn. Two, Eric sleeping with Bienemy. Yep. One.

Carlos, one, if by land, two if by C. Oh my God. I don't even know. Barga, Baraga. When he used to hit that on prime time, I was like, yeah, that guy gets his name called every week. He must be making plays. That's so, that's crazy. Chad Coda. Colts. He's like, my, Chad Cota. I was like, that's amazing. I'm so jealous. Like, I think if I could come back in another life, I'd come back and beat Chris Berman to the idea of being the first dude to do that.

during highlights. Well, would you have thought of it? You know? Well, that's what I'm saying. Oh, in another life.

Okay. Come back and I'm like, hi, I remember Chris Berman and I'm going to do that now and make it because that like that you can't, I mean,

he's the one that does that. You know, crazy free reign he had that the program director was just like, you know what? Do it then if you want to. And he was just like,

all right, I'm going to do it. And it caught on. So good. Yeah, I'm trying to. Who, oh,

that's the question for the clubhouse. Who would you want to be in a different life. Ooh. I heard Mike Tarrico say that yesterday on the Lions' Bucks game. They were talking about Peyton Manning and how like he's just at every game now

and he brings his son with him. Like he was at Baltimore for the Ravens Texans and then literally the next day he was at on the sidelines for Lions Bucks. Is he calling games or is he just going? He's just going. And Torrico was just like, if I come back in another life,

I want to come back as a Manning kid. I mean, that is a sweet deal. It's not bad. Last one here from Kenny. Gus Johnson yelling. Hey, Joey and Ben, been enjoying these episodes. It's been awesome. Thanks, dude.

One thing I think that doesn't get discussed enough about is the fact that the NFL cracked down a few years ago on goalpost dunk celebrations. Who ruined that, though? Somebody like, Jimmy Graham, like literally bent. Threw down. Yeah, like he bent. They had to get the people out to fix the field goal post. Hey, get a stronger goal post.

What? I always thought those were the sick of celebrations. and though I understand the reasoning because I'm sure the pain in the ass to fix, I just wish they would make a comeback. My personal favorite got to do it was Drew Brees just because there was always dope as hell seeing a six-foot tall white dude dunking a football because that's exactly what I would do even if I received a fine every single week. However, my favorite one of all times by far Calvin Johnson elbow blindfold dunk against

the Packers. Like this? Yeah. Um, do you have any favorite goalpost dunks, dunkers? Who do you think was the best? Slop my ass with the same amount of intensity as Nile Davis,

106-yard wild card opening kickoff returns at silencing crowd of 70,000 people. Oh. Yeah, that was Chiefs Texans in the annual 430 slot on ESPN. All the way back. First kickoff. There's nothing more demoralizing than that.

See ya. I guess we should just quit. Packup shop. How about, and then the guy returns the next one. Do you remember that? That would happen like, dude, that happened like three times in the Rams' greatest show on turf.

Like somebody would return. Like the Vikings would house a kickoff. And the whole crowd would be like, And then Oz Hakim would just take one down the sideline all the way back in the crowd. Be like, we're back in it. Ozakine's a problem, dude. He is. Absolutely problem.

Such a special team's nightmare. Or Dante Hall would do it. Bro, that's the craziest clapback on a kickoff return. We'll take the next one back. Yeah, I mean, like, Calvin. Yeah. And like, the Drew Breed is like he wouldn't really get it there. Like he would get up there, but he would kind of have to like throw it a little bit.

But it was all like, you know, your mom was like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I think Jimmy Greer, like Tony Gonzalez used to do it, but he was, he was just like a power dunker. Jimmy Graham started doing it and he would fucking 360 that shit. Oh, it was like. Yeah, like 360 and then like boom, like finish it. You're like, damn. Sometimes you're like, I wouldn't be surprised if they made him stop because he is like rocking that thing.

But who did, did Antonio Gates do it all the time because he played basketball? Yeah, I think so. Why is this a tight end thing? I feel like Antonio Gates had a sell, like he had his own celebration. What? And I, for some reason, did Marcus Pollard do it? Yeah, that makes sense. All the tight ends. Yeah. This is because you guys are all power forward like four days ago. See, what I would like to see is like getting a little alley-up involved. Did that happen? Why is that not happen more often? Like, get it to where somebody's freaking go up, bam. I think I remember. Probably because it's, you know, it'd be multiple people involved. So then they throw a flag. But back when that was like peak goalpost dunk, I feel like that should the someone should have talked. one up or was the two two person celebration was that getting flagged back then maybe not back

then not the Pollard days but now for sure because it'd be like multiple people were in it I think or maybe they out well that I can't keep track every year it's like one year they have it to where they're super strict about it and then everybody bitches enough to where they're like okay we're gonna lax it yeah and everybody takes advantage of it too much and then the next year they're like okay we actually have to go back to throwing the penalty because that was really annoying celebrations yeah so long league um I think there's a DB that I finger rolled it and it was smooth dog. Like Rodney Barber or something, which is like, yeah.

And it was like, yeah, that's so. Yeah. Nice. Love that. All right. Team these guys at gmail. com. Send to your thoughts,

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Comment in on YouTube. Who would you come back if you had another shot? Yeah. Joey said Chris Berman. Like, I'd be obviously be Brett Farr's, but like whatever. Not that. Second Mark McGuire probably just because,

yeah. Big Mac, come on. Those quads. Anyway. Cool. These guys. Brandon Stokely. Brandon Jacob.

Dude, it's such a stroke to get that out. I have a stroke every time. Bye-bye. These guys.