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Episode Date: July 16, 2025

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No, I was in a rough spot. Hey, stopped for chick-fil-A breakfast, though. Made it way better. More chicken. Needed more chicken. Not enough chicken. Not enough chicken. Not bad for a fat guy. Woody! What a-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hat. Hot-h-h-hat. Okay, what? Oh, this is on? Shit. That's what I want my alarm to be. Just to know about that. Who's not getting up, dude? I just have trouble waking up. Set your alarm. 7.42 a.m.

Hot, hunt, hunt, hunt. Who's not getting up? Just immediately going in motion, jet motion. Straight through your bed. Which quarterback would you pick? Any cadence for an alarm clock, which quarterback you picking?

Like, don't make it your phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I know. I think I know. There's just one that kind of stands out that's very loud and I think would be super effective. All right, go. Cam Newton Panthers. Bro, you can hear Cam Newton's cadence from the moon.

But isn't it, it's not like, okay, bro. I'm not on the team, dog. It's not, it's not, I thought it was one of those, I thought it was one of those that was just like, ready. And he holds it real long. Bro, for 10 minutes. See, I don't know if that'd be effective. I knew you were going to say Cam Noon, though. I knew you were going to say Cam Noon.

Mine would be luck. Right. Just, it. Oh, wow. Let's hear it. You're not good. I mean, you're absolutely going to make you do impressions. I'm never trying to bait this guy into impressions, impressions the whole podcast.

Oh, yeah, let's hear it. I did, uh, a Pittsburgh. Can I get a green 18 from luck real quick, please? For the clubhouse, please, please, please. Well, I'm trying to figure out in my head what that, like, because I do luck just talking, but his cadence is obviously different than talking. Mm-hmm. Just try it talking, but yell.

Nah, I don't got it. I don't got it in me. I don't got it in me. I just did. Oh, come on. Listen, listen, listen. I just spent six and a half hours in a car coming back from Pittsburgh. Oh, you got a car brain?

I got car brain. You know, I had the boy in the back just like, dad, I don't want music. Don't have music. I want music. Play a song.

Dad, I don't want music. Like I got car brain going on. I got, um, yeah, I had to get up early to leave from there. It was out late last night after the softball game that I played in.

I went to the after party. After party was crazy. Let's hear the stats. Let's hear the stats. Fat stats. On and off the field. On and off the field. How did you do?

on the field, any errors? Had you off the field? Any food errors? Those are the errors I won't know about, bro. Had one ball hit my way, but it wasn't really catchable, so I played it off the hop. No errors.

O for two with a flyout to left field and a fielder's choice. So that's when there's like a runner on first, and you hit it to the shortstop, and I throw it to second, but I still got on base. So it doesn't count as a hit. hit because a fielder chose to get that out there.

So I know this is a baseball podcast, but for, you know, you and for the burpee girls out there, I just wanted to, yeah, the burpee girls might know too. That made no sense to me. That made no sense. Hey, hey, hey, you're right. Hey, you know what I'm saying. Right. You know what I'm saying?

I know what you're saying. Hey, for everybody out there, another clubhouse law, anytime you've ever or will ever say, you know what I'm saying, nobody has any clubhouse. Lou. Pretty safe bet. Nobody knows what the hell you're talking about. And he's just reinforced it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Fuck. Just just just think about every time you have the itch to say that or you do say it, just know that everybody around you is looking like the kid from Billy Madison when he goes, boy, science, social studies, this is going to be tough. Any, uh, what do you eat out there, huh? Anyways

So yeah Yeah, it was good though Made contact You know Didn't swing and missed Didn't none of that Like solid contact All you can ask for

Didn't get hurt At this point That's got to be the biggest win Right Stretched out Surprisingly feeling pretty decent Today Because I think it's the most

I've stretched And probably four and a half years Oh yeah Good stretch that That'll do it too You're like I should do this every day Don't do it again

for another four years. Yep. Got a good sweat in. But then afterwards, went to the after party at this place called Coop de Ville in Pittsburgh in the strip. It's a really,

it's like an argument. It's kind of like 16 bit, but it also has duck pen bowling, but it also has a full kitchen. So, my man, Cam Hayward, it's a chicken place. So my man, Cam Hayward,

ran it out, had a whole setup of a, a buffet, fried chicken sliders, chicken wings, crinkle fries, deviled eggs. Crinkled. They don't give enough love, dude. They don't get enough love. Crinkle fries. Individual sauce little, like cans, not cans, like cups, individual sauce cups.

And it had all sorts of like sweet honey barbecue, hot habanero buffalo, sweet creamy ranch, everything you could ask for. So me and Rye hopped on that, was sitting there. Just spent the whole night with, I'll name drop, spent the whole night with Joe Hayden and,

uh, and, and, and Cam Hayward and his brothers. And, um, Hayden, his podcast host.

And, uh, you know Taylor Mizziak, the actress? Mm-mm. She's in Dave. She's in, uh,

going Dutch. That's on Fox. You see it a lot during, football season. She was there. Super, super nice, super cool. So I was just living, bro. I had my Cam Hayward jersey on right in front of Cam

Hayward. Like, I was like, yeah. Are we friends? Are we friends? Are we friends? Are you sure we're friends? Are we really friends?

Are we really friends? Are we friends? We're friends. Thank you for the chicken. We're friends. Eating fried chicken sliders. Just so fun. Yeah, laughing your ass off about nothing.

What a day. But was hurting this morning. It was tough. It was tough. To get in the car, then drive. Yeah, guys, just to drive, I'll be fine, you know? Then he started driving. You're like, this is actually kind of hard.

No, I was in a rough spot. Hey, stopped for Chick-fil-A breakfast, though. Made it way better. More chicken. Needed more chicken. Not enough chicken. Not enough chicken. Yeah.

Did you get those soft little, those soft little biscuit nuggies there? Ooh, boy. Nothing softer than that bread. The chicken minis? If you want to fly. I don't know why they just popped in my head when he said chicken minis, but it did.

Come and take a ride. Have you ever, have you ever wanted to eat anything more than chicken mini? I mean, come on. Nah, every time I see them. I'm like those, I can't get those, but those are so fire. Like number one,

maybe number one breakfast food? I tell my brother-in-law, I say, I really think that I could win in an eating contest of those. There's a couple of foods I think that about two. Chicken minis,

a lot of bread there would kind of concern me. I'd still go out with a fight though. It would, that definitely, like, you would have to chestnut it and dunk it,

but then are you dunking it? Can you dunk in chick-fil-a sauce? Or is that way down to? It's got to just be water. I think it's got to be like most like diluted substance ever. Water. Just fuck. Put them down, dude.

It's not about taste. It's all about. But I'm not trying to do in a timing manner. I don't think. I'm just saying like in one setting that's untimed. I think I could eat over 50 chicken minis. Yeah. I see you at 55.

I see you Lance Briggs. I see you. What's your food? What would be one for you? Um, For some reason, I always think about soft tacos. And that's a lot of tortilla. But I'm like, dude, I think I'm going, I think I'm going T.J. Duck at soft tacos, dude, 45 of them.

Right, right here right now. Are we talking ground beef? Chicken? I'm thinking chicken. Ground beef weighs me down a little bit more. But if we go chicken soft tacos, dude, don't, don't play with me. I'm in there. I don't know.

I don't know. I think, I think, I mean, I hear what you're saying, but there's just something about, I guess I'm just thinking about Taco Bell. And the way they rolled those ground beef, if you even want to call it that, those ground beef, yeah, soft tacos.

Dude. Falling out. I told you. I told you. Comment below. What could, what could you eat? million of what could you eat a million of

I know there's some more there's more I think I think those hey those ropes that now like the sweet tart ropes I mean I don't know too much sour stuff I get a little bit of a headache

it's not sour oh it's sugary it's sugary don't get me wrong a lot of sugar there but the sour when it messed with you. It would just be the sugar, sugar headache, the sugar crash. Yeah. But I mean, those ropes, dude, 76. I mean, like, we're talking crazy numbers. Oh, okay. Another, another, another big time. And I know, I think you're in on this too. Not the fun-sized Snickers, but the ones that are like even smaller. They're like a square, a cube of Snicker.

Hey, 102 Dalmatians. What's up? 102. Those are so much better than the fun size. Ben, spanch, bench, spank. Enough, they just have the same amount of punch, but it's just less. Dude, you need to know what it needs to be is like, hey, my next one is the unwrapped little tiny Reese's cups.

Oh, yeah. unwrapped in a bowl? The ones that, yeah, they're just in a bag. You know, they had the big bag now and you just, you prop it open. You don't have to mess with any of the wrapping or anything. You just write a whole handful of the tiny ones. And there's so much better too.

Oh, that tiny ones. Not even the ones, like you put in cookies around Christmas, Stephen Snyder. The ones you put, but like the, are they even smaller than that? You know what I'm talking about?

Yes, those cookies are A1. I, I know what you're talking about. talking about, but no, I'm talking about the tiny, teeny tiny ones. Dude, maybe like 160. Probably. I can still like go and do whatever after.

I'm still active, baby. Hey, this is. 102 many Reese's trying to go to the mall later. This is all just a set up for us to try to get views on YouTube now. Two podcasters trade eat 180. Recy cups. Thumbnail. Mouthful.

Hey, the only YouTube video I would actually watch. Honest, if I'm being completely honest, there's no way in hell I wouldn't watch us do that. Hey, while we're playing like, while we're playing NFL Street or something, like, dude, it's not watching that.

Every time you pop a Reese's, no matter what number you're going to say a random NFL player. Oh my God. wow. That's the most fun I've ever had. Hey, leave your, don't let any women on the premises for that one, bro. I would be so embarrassed if there's any girls. Sorry.

Oh my God. I'm going to turn into myself real quick. Dude, the thumbnail. These? So dramatic, dude. Yeah, those. Hey, me with the ropes, just all the ropes, just you're hanging. Hang it out by a rope.

You'll never guess what happened to these podcasters after they had a candy food off. Chocolate coming out of my eyes. You hanging by his world of nerds are a sweet tart rope. Oh my God. Hey, who's not watching that? Who's not clicking that one, bro? Yeah, our click rate would be like 98% amount watch. Watch rate.

Not a technical nerd podcast here. You like the new lid? Huh? I do. Ooh, yeah. So cower. So cower. Came back with some,

came back with some heat. Did Bill Cower stitch that hat? Stitch it with his mustache. Such a Bill Cower helmet, dude. you see can't you see him wearing this hat and Jerome Bettis too

at Three River Stadium you know what it's your fucking city and you're my fucking guy yeah no one had a better no one had a better quote you can't see

thinkpin in the background kind of blurred out for no reason yo is that thickpin Steelers receivers before Steelers receivers I just can't even name them really like before like

Randall L. Heinz Ward, not a sports podcast. I'm like, who were they? I don't even know if they threw. I don't know. Chargers jerseys. I like, um, now that we're on the subject. Hey, we talked about it. Talked about it all fair. Chargers new uniforms. Yeah. Awesome. Got Derwin James and Justin Herbert and the all yellows. What's Joe Alt looking like? Control alt delete. Jeez. Come on. Come on. Yeah, white guys at cookouts keeps going, huh?

Yeah, what's going on? Oh, you like us now? Okay. All right. Every time I check, I'm like, oh. All right. Good deal. You guys think this is a new thing we've been doing?

Doing this every year, man. Every year since COVID. What's up? Dude, I think you get a kick out of this. So at the game on Monday night, um, I got there probably like an hour before. And so an hour before,

you know, people are just like shagging fly balls, hitting BP like kind of just roaming around on the field. But then obviously with all the different pro athletes and, you know, known people who are there, there's a lot of people who are asking for autographs. And surprisingly enough,

had a good amount of people. want my John Hancock. Ooh. And I don't know. Is this ever happened to you where you get like the autograph hounds where they have printed off pictures of you? No. Never had that.

Man, I feel like you're prime for that. Maybe if you were in a game like that, there would be like, you know, an F-boy Island picture of you and you could just like sign your chest or something. But that happened to me a handful of times. but with all the there's a bunch of kids there obviously right and so you got these kids and like they just they have no idea who I am but they want anybody who's on the field's autograph you know and so what I started doing is I just made my autograph my Instagram handle smart smart at I signed at Joey Bolanero these kids that were like 12 13

you know in that range 11 and me follow me babe I honestly I honestly I was taking BP

and I heard some rumblings from the that section that I just signed for for these kids and I heard they said that's Joey

he has this amount of followers and so it worked dude It worked. I'm doing it now. I got to do it. If I ever sign anything ever again at, it's a new wave.

I mean, I'm sorry. Like, you call it what it is. Like call it lame, call it egotistical. I call it smart because I'm like, yeah,

what am I? I'm going to give a cursive signature to these kids who have no idea who I am. Like, no, if they're 11, 12, 13, they're probably on Instagram,

probably on their phone, probably on TikTok or whatever. Like, they see at Joey Molanero. I'm going to look it up. there you go. Now they're like, I know who that is.

Like, yeah, I mean, it gives some validation a little bit, you know? It's so smart. Way better than just a stupid initial. Right.

And so all of a sudden, like I heard that, but then I, like, would check my followers and I had this, like, string run of kids that look like they're,

I was like, it's got to be there. She's got 12 new Eighth graders have followed me. What's up? Come on. Say, you want to reach the kids? Go play in a charity softball game and sign your Instagram handle. They all count, baby. It's good. That's really good. I thought you would, I thought you would appreciate that and get a kick out of it. I'm into that big time. I think everybody's name should just be at whatever their thing is. Who cares what your name is anymore?

I was pissed at myself that because they give like a custom jerseys to wear for the game and you get to put whatever you want on the back. I, I, I, I, I messed up. I was pissed to myself. I was like, I should, why didn't I do that? Next year, I'll do it if I'm invited back. But just put it at, just put it on there like Colorado does. Because you got to look, you got to be real about the situation. It's like, yes, there were people there who knew, who follow me, who follow this show, who know who I am and what I do. But majority of the people there are older folks or are kids and they don't know and they don't have any idea. So it's like, at least gives them some frame of reference to, oh, okay.

Well, now I follow him. It seems cooler. I don't know. That's nerd talk for the clubhouse, but I thought you'd get a kick out of it. Clubhouse gets it. Yeah. Anyways. Tell all those MLB and NBA teams that send you Jersey.

he's to put at on the back of it. Is that more wearable? That would be hard. Actually, that would probably not be more wearable. I'm thinking about it. I'm just picturing you like out. Yeah. It's, uh, yeah.

It's screamed. Yeah. Scream some people that I won't say. But it's not something that I want to do. That's for sure. I'm trying to think of what else happened. What do you've been on? we're a day late here because I've been in Pittsburgh.

Same shit. Same stuff, dude. You already know. Was in Indy, came back here. Yeah. Just left your house like a day ago. Done nothing different. Checking in the cats.

Yeah. All right. Let's, we got a full load of clubhouse here. So let's get into them, shall we? Team of these guys at gmail.com. Dot com.

Dot com. That come. That come. Let's go to Chris. subject line Fred McGrith Mm. Second time emailer still loving the pod and Benny's compliment vendor videos.

Hey. Glad that, glad you're still loving. Hopefully we keep you around. It's good. Only getting better. Since summer's over and you guys are itching to talk school supplies,

I recently learned that Crayola has a color hall of fame for retired crown colors. When Tickle me pink and Forest Green decide to hang it up. First ballot hall famers? Any favorite colors from the iconic 64 color box? Slap my ass while in proper fielding form as explained by Tom Amanski's back-to-back AAU National Championship team, Chris in L.A.

Those commercials ran my life. Controlled my brain. Isn't that insane? Right? Yeah. The guys were in the blue uniforms back-to-back-to-back. That guy had like, how did he get that much? air time for that.

He's just like a baseball instructor. And why was it always at 145 a.m. on Nickelodeon? Oh, that was on Nickelodeon? I remember it being on ESPN, PM prime time like commercial slots. Like 9 a.m. I'd be like, oh, dude, this guy again?

Like, do I want to play baseball? Always in the summer. I only remember it late night. Because it was such a long runtime. those commercials seemingly went on for two minutes. I was like, how, what is this block? Usually you got like 30 seconds. Amanski's still yapping.

Dude, he's, he was, he had the stats out there for us, bro. He wasn't holding back, back to back to back to back. Who is this guy? And it had the commercial had super like car dealership vibe where it was like not very sharp video. The audio was a little. like, did they just like pop into the studio and play like plug this in? Like it's really weird.

Even the number to call font was very like spin at you at car dealer style. Microsoft PowerPoint. Popping kind of. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, but you know how bad I wanted to be on that team?

Dude, though they were so smooth. The relay. I just remember the relay they would do. There'd be like eight guys and they all just looked like robots. Clones. Consecutive clone robots. Same shit.

Right in the same spot. Same spot. It was nice. Legend. Nobody's beating that team though. Obviously. I was kind of like, is that local? You know, I didn't know what was going on.

I was like, is that? They playing that Edgewood tonight? I might go catch a game. Manske's team. on Diamond 3? I'll go. Dude. Tom Amanski's squad was the original

Savannah bananas. Oh my God. Tom Manski's A-U team. Taken over. They walk so Savannah bananas could run. Going back to it. Go back to the well. All right.

These colors here. Tickle me pink and forest green. Damn. Yeah. See, I mean, that's such just like, like super smart rich girl having those. I never had those. Like the 64 pack?

The 64 pack. No. Never did. Trying to type something into Google real quick. My last search was Carl Ravich. Now he's got to be, he's got to be 5.9. Can we talk about Carl Ravich real quick?

If you say Carl Ravich is 6.1, I'm going to, I'm going to jump through my basement window. Carl Ravich bio age height Come on baby Come on baby No comments yet Nobody knows how tall this guy is

There's it's got to just be on Google Like you got to Carl Ravich height I'm not seeing anything This is an emergency He's just a play by playing There's no height right there's no way There's no way that he's taller than five nine and a half

What a voice though so baseball you know he's got a fake hair I can smell it on him god I love Carl Ravich anyway wow they really don't they really don't have it on here

maybe he's like 5-2 oh yeah maybe maybe he's scrubbed it from the internet yeah I there's no way anyways um

OG crayons come on man ooh they did have God, I forgot about a lot of these. Apricot. Kind of nice. Ooh, laser lemon. Come on.

Who's naming these? Who's name? Electric lime? It was just about to say anything that's like electric like that. Oh, God. Put it on a laffy-taffy. Electric lime, laser lemon. Banana mania.

I just got to meet the person who named all the crayons. Macaroni and cheese Jazzberry jam Shut up Dude why is this not Why are that That just got me thinking Why is there not

Crayon candy Yeah kids already want to eat them Make it a real thing Hey whoa A sleeper pick Mango Tango Who's not eating that Atomic Tangerine?

That's what I'm saying, man Imagine the flavors of this Dude wild strawberry cramp I wouldn't even want to color with it A mango tango that sounds like something That Chris Berman would say on NFL primetime highlights Mango tango It takes two to mango tango

That might be that might be Hall of Fame put it in the rafters Mango tango An electric lime God You just know electric lime would be the perfect amount of sour. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Not too much where your warheads guy. But just. The warheads guy on the front of the package. I'm like, who's ever making that face though? You know? I'm like, yo, it's sour, but like, chill out. Why?

Yeah, why was Warhead? I mean, that shit was scary. That was like, drugs as a kid. Yeah, from age five to like 10, it was like, bro, he does the black, he does a black cherry. He does the black. Cherry Warhead. Hey.

You're just talking to weed kid right now. Weed kid was popping black cherry warheads like there were skittles bro. And he would chew them too. Like he wouldn't even weed kid can put down warheads like that.

I knew he was a black warhead kid. Dude. Under the bleachers dealing him like cocaine dog. Weed kid. And during halftime Yeah, he's the kid that made the teacher cry. Black Warhead kid,

weed kid, the kid that made the teacher cry. Religion teacher, for sure. I was thinking like, I was thinking like young, like a, like, young foreign language teacher or something. Vulnerable. The vulnerable. Doesn't really know what she wants to do with her life,

you know. He's trying it out. stepped up in the big leagues middle school all of a sudden you got weed kid in your class talking back oh man you better buckle up says some smart ass shit to her

and then pops a black warhead you're like god dang just raw dogging him in his pocket no rapper just six warheads in his school pocket hole under his shirt his school shirt armpit exposed hair right at the limit

like do I have to cut it or not it's like right there I don't know why we're talking about Sam Craven like this his mom's a lunch lady I don't even know if you know that name no but it sounds like a villain Craven yeah

yeah um all right this is from uh warhead kid let's go away with Riley.

Subject line, Daniela Williams. Hey, boys. I saw yesterday, Auburn switched to Nike and I immediately thought, what are the boys think of this? What do we think?

Good, bad? They'll always be underarmor for me. Although the SEC feels so Nike. Slap my ass with one of Cam Newton's crazy hats as I say, oh, you've been watching film, huh? That's cool. Watch this.

Sent from my Blackberry Pearl. He knows about the Cam Newton's snap count. Yep. He knows. He's got his alarm. set. Really? Auburn did Nike, huh?

You didn't see that? Oh my God. It was so seamless. It was like... I had a busy few days. Auburn Nike uniforms. Clean. Nothing changed.

They used to be on like the Cadillac Williams days. They were Nike back then. Really? Were they? Damn, dude. You might have me messed up on No, I think they were, you know what? They were like a, they're like Rydell.

They're Rydell, bro. Like on some weird. Oh my God. And then they went, then they, because they were always Rydell and they had Under Armour like gloves and cleats. So I was like, what are they doing? They just fully went to. Then they went UA full time, which was so sick.

And so like, yeah, they should have. Right. It's, it's so, oh, Alabama's Nike. We're going to be under armor. Bitch. Auburn and Texas Tech so underarmor to me. Like the Michael Crabtree Texas Tech uniforms. Like that is pure under armor.

I like them under armor, but Nike fits, it looks good too. Yeah, Texas Tech, they are under armor and then Mahomes got them all on Adidas. Yeah.

It's like, yeah, I mean, it makes sense because he's bringing $50 million worth of merchandise and whatnot to them, so might as well. Wait, who is Texas Tech's quarterback when they had Michael Crabtree? Number five, I think.

Number six, Graham Herald. Dude, dog, bro. We put some respect on Graham Harrell. Just slinging it. Dude, I don't throw for seven touchdowns every week. I'd always pick Texas Tech's playbook on NCAA. Like the video game? I don't know the Texas Tech, bro.

What was it? Four seams? Four verts? five receipts. They didn't even have like a under center package. It was all out of the gun. I was like, was Texas Tech the first?

Was Texas Tech the first to use the pistol? Oh, I think it was Oregon. Maybe Oregon copied. Maybe Oregon copied. I remember when the quarterback was between the center and the running back, hey, hey,

doing this. I was like, that is the coldest shit I've ever seen. Dennis takes. Dennis Dixon, hey, just play basketball. How about that? We know what you were born to do. It's fine.

You can. Would be a great, would be a great Steelers jersey to have. Is he number 10? Steelers? No, he's two. Two. Yeah.

Dude, you had loved it. And this is so clubhouse too. but so we're in Pittsburgh my parents are out there with me and and Ryan the kids and we're in this Airbnb and we get out there Saturday so we have a few nights we're just chilling out there before the game on Monday and there's nothing on TV right like absolutely there's no no games it's you know the Cubs have already played that day like there's just nothing so I'm like we're in Pittsburgh I'm feeling it football season's around the corner. Let's fire up some full

game replays of the Steelers. Oh. So like you don't do that every like random Tuesday and Thursday. 2008 Steelers? Yeah. So we watched Sunday night. We watched oh it's perfect because it's without the commercials

and without the stop gaps in between each play. So it just goes immediately the next place. So you watch like a full game in 30 minutes. Yeah, you have the YouTube ads and whatnot, which is a pain in the ass, but it's all good. So Sunday night, we watched that version of Colt Steelers 2014 Big Ben, six touchdown game. Then we watched Steelers Bengals 2014 where they scored like 21 points in the fourth quarter, Big Bend and Martavis Bryant for 95 yards over the top. And then...

Was that like the crazy? game where one of the linebackers on Sinci was it perfect I don't know that was a playoff game that game was wild bro wasn't that one but then my mom was a bed and after that

Riley was already in bed obviously yeah yeah Ryan the kids had early yeah and so after that my mom was a bed then me and my dad watched the entire like the entire full game replay of the broadcast of Steelers Rams 2015 and St. Louis. Whoa.

Who is the Rams quarterback then? Nick Foles. That's a weird game, bro. The only player in that game that is still currently playing in the NFL, Cam Hayward. Who is the Rams running back, Stephen Jackson? Todd Gurley. This is rookie year.

Monster, bro. We held him into nine yards on six carries. Couldn't wait to say it. Shut up. You couldn't wait to say it. Had the stats ready. Bro, it was so, it was so fun now. It was insane, though.

Yeah. God, it was the best, man. Yeah, I think I'm pretty sure. You watch. My dad was like, Ben should be here for this. I was like, yeah, it would be. It would be great. It's the only games he wants to watch.

So. old games that have already happened and you remember stuff during it like did they did they convert your oh my god they did it it's so my mom gets so mad at me dude because I do remember that kind of shit so I can literally like tell you know I'd look at her like groundhogs

day with Bill Murray and I'm like Big Ben to Antoine Randallel L third and six the very next play it happens Out route come on highly see highly recommend for any of the clubhouse. I'm sure Clubhouse already does that. But this summertime, you know, you're craving football.

Just dial up YouTube. Search whatever your squad, full game. They got them all on there. And it's a weird time capsule. Doesn't feel right, I'm sure. Feels kind of weird watching that whole game and then walking outside. Yeah. It's a weird time warp slash time capsule because, you know,

you hear all these names that aren't around. anymore. And you're like, oh my God. Like that guy, I remember had such a impact on that small moment. And now it's just like, like a tight end, backup tight end or something. Oh, yeah, absolutely.

Like the backup tight end for the Rams was Lance Kendricks. I was like, what the hell is? Where? Where is he on earth? You know? What's he doing? That or like an SEC. game. I like to run back

like that I never really watched but I just saw a bunch of highlights on like a Florida, Missouri at the swamp. College names are even different. Yeah. Because you're like, I don't like I only saw highlights on SportsCenter of this and it looked insane and then you just

find the full game and you're like, you know what? Let's just throw it on in the background. It's insane. Great to put it on the background. Great to put on the background, man. 75 touchdowns a game. From Jansen, Eric Crouch running the option in Nebraska. Hey, fellas, long time, first time.

Thank you for getting me through every Tuesday. You're welcome. Sorry, we sometimes come out on Wednesday, though. You talked about weird school mascots in Illinois. I live in Western Illinois, and the small school I went to was part of a sport co-op with a neighboring small community. The school names were the cyclones and the Spartans.

When they were deciding on names, some dumb art teacher had a brilliant idea to combine the names into spark loans. The two superintendents of the schools had the decision making of a pants shitting drunk college freshman on their first weekend at school and agreed to it.

This making the team the laughing stock of Western Illinois sports. I was luckily graduated and didn't have to deal with it and the co-op no longer exists. Smack my ass and feed me chicken wings while Brett Farr breaks my hands throwing me three yards slant passes as hard as he can.

Keep up the good work. Trung candidate. Oh my god What a last name So they combine the nicknames of the schools And put them into one I guess the spark clones What's your favorite man?

That sucks man Because what was it originally? Spark plugs and Yeah, the Cyclones and the Spartans Oh Check Sorry, making sure my audio is still good All right

Cyclones This is an unreal mascot. So good. Yeah, I don't know. The gum flavor. I don't know. I don't know if I get like,

I can't decide if I like cyclones or not. I can't decide if it's super unique and cool or if it's super just like generic sports name. It's not a real, is it a real storm? What the hell is a cyclone? No, I'm thinking about it. besides the song.

Like, has there ever really been a cyclone? Or people just... The dumbest guys. Dude, is it, though? Because I'm thinking, like... Yeah, it is. Tornado. Because, like, when you see a picture of a cyclone,

it's just a tornado. All right, let's, let's take... Come on. You give your... What is it? What do you think it is? Is that what it is? Like a small tornado?

I guess, yeah. But nobody's ever been like, oh my God, there's a cyclone? last night near our house. Here we go. Just a picture of Santa Colas shows up. A cyclone is a weather phenomenon characterized by a system of winds

rotating around a low pressure center. These intense rotating storm systems typically originate over warm tropical waters and are associated with strong winds, heavy rain, and a significant storm surge. So I think it's supposed to be around water, right? That's the differentiating. between a tornado and a cyclone?

Yeah, I guess. But why is Iowa State? That's what I was about to say the most landlocked state? That makes no sense. I love how they threw a bird in there too. There are like cyclones, we got to, we need a bird too. You got to have something.

Wait, is there a bird named a cyclone? There might be. No, because they do have named. I love Iowa's name. One to go, they're so bad. really yeah because they're good on the game to play football

yeah football F-O-O-B-A-L football about that time football season I just wanted to be the next Todd Blythe so bad Clubhouse knows he was so cold oh shit

who's the running back that just came out of Iowa State not just came out. He played for the Jets for a second. His name is so sick. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. His, oh my God, why am I not? His name is, um, dude.

Everybody in the clubhouse is screaming it right now. And the birthday girls. His name is Brees Hall. Oh. Can I just interview his parents or quick? Like, yo, Breece. Oh! Like, he had to be fast.

He knew he's going to be fast. I don't know why it took me so long to think about there. My apologies. Let's go to Brian. Buzz McAllister. Buzz? What's up, Johnson,

a Schmidt, on a sports podcast, was thinking about my offensive line I wanted to build from movies and TV. Who's getting a bull rush and into the backfield on this line? Well, unfortunately,

I'm going to have to explain all of these to Ben, but I don't. I do appreciate the effort here, Brian. Left tackle, John Candy, left guard, Buzz McAllister. Don't know his real name. Cinder, Kevin James. Right guard, Brian Baumgardner.

He played Kevin in the office, the bald fat guy. Not bad for a fat guy. Let me know your offensive line. Oh, right tackle, Chris Farley. Nice. Let me know your O line and while you're at it, don't just slap my ass. Take Happy Gilmore's hockey stick golf putter,

not a hockey podcast and slap my ass into 2006 so I can be out to Hooters with my baseball team listening to sports guys debate about who is or isn't a top 5 QB meanwhile there's drunk chucks around sent from iPod touch

drunk chooks I love how club has to get behind a bunch of drunk chicks chicks chicks chicks drunk chicks went to hooters a bunch of drunk chicks not even one drunk girl there.

Just get a few interviews for some drunk chicks. That'd be funny. Talk to some drunk checks. What's the main, what do you want us to do actually? Like, what's our main goal? It's just interviews some drunk chicks.

It's drunk chicks. Okay, man. Main objective, drunk chicks. Dude, I was like, oh, God. So, dude. They had to have said it. six times in like

maybe 30 seconds we were both looking at each other like is he doing this on purpose but he wasn't laughing I was like damn we turned we turned the corner like it was like one of those

in a movie where like we turned the corner and there was a little bit of a beat and you're like you think he wants us to talk to drunk chicks I think we found one girl that had any sip of alcohol the whole night. No. Dude,

on the way to on the way out there on the way to Pittsburgh because we all rode together. I forget how it came up but my mom was just like I just don't get hunting.

Oh my. What is hunting? It's my worst nightmare, bro. And my dad was like, it's because you're married to one. You know, he gets it. your dad's in.

Hell yeah. Your dad gets it so hard. Your dad gets it so hard he took the bullet. Love him. Yeah, I tried to like give references and do the whole thing. And she's, I was just like, I don't know. Show her the picture, bro.

Show you got to show him the picture. But like for my mom's brain. There's one guy. For my mom's brain, she's still like she, it just doesn't click with her. My mom is a very black and white person. And so she's just like, yeah, but I get the picture. I'm looking at the picture about why is he a hunting?

What is a huntie even me? I'm like, I don't know what to tell you. I don't know what to tell you. It's just the robot husband, man. Come on. I love you. Then Riley, we just like, I was like, am I a hunting, right? She was like, you're the furthest thing from a huntie.

Hey. You want to do shit. I was like, okay. Do you want to go to IKEA hunting? I have an off day I build furniture you pick it out I build it

I popping out of his fucking head I need to reassemble my face while I'm at it, Huntie did the tools come with the dresser blows up it's like two out of 10 guys, man. His whole head, his whole head spins around in IKEA.

Honey, Huntie, look at this. Where? Yeah, his head's backwards. Would you like a piece of salmon, Huntie? From the cafeteria. Dude. Those guys.

Just one of those guys. The Humpty shit. God, man. The way it's spelled instead of honey Oh my god Hunty Hi Auntie Good morning

Should we go to Costco and have all of the samples hunting It's not as good as what I make for you Oh my God Short's turqueting Got to plug him in at night. Doesn't even sleep, dude. Just plugs in. Where do you plug him in?

Just his neck. Just straight to his neck. The back of his neck, dude. The back. God dang. Nothing better than a hauntie off there. That's so good. Where do we?

was that from Brian? No shit, yeah. He asked about the offensive line from movies and TV shows. See what's crazy is that guy Louis Lastic from Remember the Titans Like he was so huge And would be on my list

But now he like thinned out and got super ripped But honestly he might still be on my list Because he could be like Instead of just being Like a massive Orlando Pace type left tackle. Now he's like a mean-ass Quentin Nelson left guard.

I like that. Sign him up. Have you seen him now? The transformation is crazy. God, not bad for a fat guy. Yeah, look up the evolution of Louie Lastic and you're like, wow. Years ago.

look up. Oh wow. Wait, is this the same guy? No way. Yeah, no. If you're having that reaction, you're not wrong. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

He's still kind of got it, bro. He's got a kickstep in him. Yeah, he does. For sure. For sure. I can only think of like cartoon people. I think that place. I mean, you got to have like somebody

from X-Men or something. You know what I mean? Like something, you got to have like, the Hulk. Come on. It might be too, it might be a little too much. A little unrealistic. Hey, he's getting, he's getting thrown out. He's Kyle Turley.

He's throwing someone's helmet. Oh, KT. Yeah, he's got a little, he's going to have ejected quick. Fat guys. Peter Griffin. Peter Griffin making an appearance at center. He wouldn't be dized. He's not really going to try.

though, you know? Yeah. He'd be like a good, good clipboard guy on the sideline. He's a good, he's really gonna play hard. He's a good reserve right guard. Good,

good locker room morale guy. Peter Griffin would definitely, Peter Griffin would definitely not wear gloves. Yeah, you have that like short arm number 64, doesn't wear gloves, offensive linemen. They never wear gloves,

especially that one. dude maybe um what's his name drunk dude from the Simpsons bar or Homer no not Homer Homer homer homer's like friend he's drunk all the time

but if he like got his stuff together for one game I had his name in my head drunk fat guy Simpson yeah there it is Barney dude Barney Gumble if Barney locked it like locked in

for a week. Okay. He's got long arms, bro. He does. Good Lord. He would be good. That's like a left tackle type. I mean,

got some off-the-field problems, but like we can figure that out. Yeah. Two years. Worth the risk. Worth the risk in the investment. Yeah. Also,

Nelson from the Simpsons. That dude has a mean streak in him. Guard. Watch him pull around the end. kick somebody out Nelson Mudd? Really? This fella? Yeah, he's a little younger,

but you can get it done. You can get it done. It's like an OG OG bully. You need all the bullies to be on your O line. Yeah. Swirley guys, you know.

All right, let's go to Stephen. Dantra Willis's leg kick. What an exciting player. I know. Jens, second time, long time. Going back to high school, team names. I went to Farmingdale

High School with our mascot logo being a lion. Pretty standard. However, we were called the Dailers. And when asked, what's a Dailer? Your response is meant to be your worst nightmare. Also, Benny, now at every intersection, when I press the

button to cross and I hear, wait, wait, in a robotic voice, my mind immediately goes to your wee impression. Wee. Never feels to make me left. Steve. Dude, Rye hit me. was one of those on the way home. I was crazy. She hit you with a hard weight.

A big weight. Yeah. What was it for? I here I remember. Anyways. Oh my God, wait. The Dailers, huh? Don't know.

Don't know. That sucks to go to a school with a weird mascot. Oh. It's always girl. Okay. Farming Dale. So they just made everybody there The Daler because you went to farming Dale.

I think high schools can just do a lot better with that. Like, can you take one second to think of a nickname and logo? Like, literally, it's kind of a big part of the whole thing. It's, they're so like, nah, dude, it's literally the name of the school. Like, just think about it, please, please. and don't use the Eagles logo Philadelphia Eagles logo please

It's half of high school Maybe 75% of high schools are like Yeah the Eagles and Falcons See the Falcon logo everywhere Six billion different color combinations Mm-hmm Any bird bro Jesus Christ

My I got a text from My buddy who's a Speedway native and he was happy to let us know that the Speedway Sparkplugs are the only high school in the country that has a nickname Sparkplugs.

Bro. Sick. Sick nickname. I mean, damn. Yeah, it's a great nickname, but it's, you know, it's our backyard here.

So it's pretty cool. Dope. I take it. Let's go to Bailey home boy Bailey Clubhouse regular He's got a he's got His he

Bailey's got shoe marks in this spot at the bar At the clubhouse bar because of how much he's there And we love it Oh boy A regular Rollouts to break fellas going off your convoy last Pot about slow-mo rollouts for college football These are actually really awesome to make

Especially if you're lucky enough to have slow-mo cameras on your show As a season replay out myself Should I should know about that nothing takes up more time in my head during a show than going into halftime rollout and then the end of the show rollout. Random fact about the music too, you'll hear the track when the game airs live

than if you watch a rebroadcast, they'll change it to some rando default instrumental. Dumb copyright rules. Can't wait for college football to return. Some are already over? Oh yeah. Dude, that guy's on the inside. Yeah, Bailey.

Yeah, that's what he does. He knows. Bread nose ball for real Yeah you were saying last week You're like who's doing that you should be the one doing that Bailey's the one doing that So we got to go to him for our songwrecks No I think he's getting the crowd shot

He's putting it all together That's amazing Oh my God And how the way he can do it in like probably He probably has to do it in like 15 minutes Yeah That's crazy for a live live hit too on TV

God you got to be a mechanic I want to know because Sunday night football does this all the time and I feel like a lot of people try to do it maybe Bailey could email back in but do you go into it trying to have songs that match

the city you're at or the school you're at or the teams that are playing or you know because every time on Sunday night football when they're in Detroit, inevitably. Feeling all right on Saturday night. Get all. Better about to go to Detroit Rock City.

Yeah. Got a moving mind for Detroit Rock City. Like they have that. Right. So it's got to be a part of the, you know, Seattle. They'll be coming back and it'll be Nirvana. Bo do do do do do. Downtown Seattle.

Do do do do do. Do do do do do. Never even thought about that. You have a couple city ones. You have those going in, but then like in the moment. And then also do the broadcaster, is that just on them to take note of it? Or is there like a plan going in? You're like, hey, might fire this up if you want to have a little note to, you know, make a line off of or going to break.

I don't know. I'm just just fascinated by it. Dude, can we shadow you for a day? Our first guest on these guys just Bailey, we just ask them every question there is about. That's what I want to do. If we have guests, like that's the kind of guess that we need to have.

Like guys that, it's like, how do you do that? It doesn't have to be like Chris Collinsworth. Like, let's just have like the dude that, yeah, makes the Monday night football intros.

That's what I want. All right. Team these guys at gmail.com. Appreciate you guys. Keep sending every week. We get to them. Like I said, we got a little backlog,

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Bagel bites. No. Bagel bites room tents? Peace rolls room temp dangerous because like there's no heat factor. You're just going. Popping. Pop them. And they keep getting better, right?

The little bit of the crunch. of the outside breading, you know? Damn. That's good shit. One bite. That's good shit. Ben, you got anything that you want to? Yep.

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