THESE GUYS! - These Guys Clubhouse

Episode Date: May 10, 2023

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I remember one time my mouth was so dry when I was in the shower and I just... TG 33. 33. The Larry Bird episode. What's up, burpee boys? Hey, big announcement. Whoa. Hey, day before race day.

We're doing it again. Tell me, tell me more. Tell me why he. Indiana 500 part two. May 27th, noon to four at Tin Roof downtown Indy. Mm-hmm. See you there. Who's not going?

It's free? Come on. Stop. 12 to 4. DJ Seabuck is going to be in the house again. So, so, sure,

so, yep, he's going to be doing his thing. You're going to double dose of Seabuck because you're going to come see me at the Vogue, May 25th.

So that's two days before. So we're going Vogue 25th. And then we're going Carb Day 26 Friday. Who's not coming here for that? that weekend. And then we're going

Indiana Land 500 part two 12 to 4 10 roof downtown Indy like Ben just said but want to drive that sucker

home and it's going to be banging. I can't wait get your flights now because people last year were like

dude the tickets the flights that India are so expensive for race weekend get them now and fly into like

Cincinnati or something you know or road trip you can't you can't miss this Road trip, but just let me, you can stay in my basement.

I have a nice finished basement. All right. You need a place to crash, you know, Airbnbs are wild. Just 26 people in your basement. I'll be there. I sign up for it. Don't tell my wife. She can't know.

I'm sneaking in there tonight. But, you know, we'll figure something out. But the point is, just get there. The 27th, May 27th, Saturday, the day before the NTI 500, Sunday, the 28th. All the links in the description, Gurley's. You got a show coming up? Or are we just vogue in it until... We're just vogueing it until we hear more.

Okay. I'll have more stuff coming up. Yeah. But for now, my show little... My five show run... There's more than that, though, right? I think there's five. I think it was five.

Cali, New York. Anyways. Everybody that bought a ticket to my shows, I love you. Dude, a lot of people came up to me in Boston and I did, I listen to these guys. And I was like, it was very kissy, dude. It was good. That's awesome. It was amazing. I was like, for real in there. Yeah, dude, burpee boys. Like they were in. Man, you know what it is? My wife said it best, dude. I already had two wife drops on here, but you know what? Keep dropping them. This is the wife podcast. That's, I mean, just is what it is. You know,

like she's bouncing stuff off me. I'm bouncing stuff off her. Bro, wife it up. You know, we're, we're changing our son's diaper and she. We're just doing it, right? But she was like, you know what you guys are doing? And I said, what? She said, you're building a community. These guys clubhouse. Join.

These guys clubhouse. Well, because she, dude, you know, like, girls are different about it. Like, especially, like, but my, you know, Rye, she, every YouTube show, every podcast that she listens to, she's, like, in Facebook groups of them. And her and all the people who listen, like, talk to each other about, like, there's, like, Toasty Mom. there's all these different groups and they bounce shit back and forth off each other. And it's like, they're there.

They're in a community. And that's what we're doing. These guys clubhouse. These guys clubhouse on Reddit, starting now. I'd love to read all that shit. Hell, no, that shit scares me to death. How many times do they have a stroke this episode? That's all I want, baby.

I want the deets. Do you got a nice shirt, by the way. Lindsay Lohan? Lindsay Lohan. Was that another Naptown thrift find? No, this Etsy gang. Let's see. Yeah.

All right. What's going on with the George's here, man? I'm just picking your outfit apart. I don't care. I just don't know. I just don't know. Don't want to wear jeans. Don't want to wear cargo pants.

This are my only two options right now. I want to wear shorts, but I want to wear, like, basketball shorts. What else am I wearing? I think... These are from Indiana land last year, and I just started wearing them, like, off some weird shit. Now I'm just doing it.

They look very familiar. Yeah, I think... I really believe those are... coming back, though. I saw Miles Colvin. I don't know if you've heard of him. He's, he's, you're going to make so much fun of me. He's a Purdue commit. He's Mr. Basketball, I think, or runner up. He's a stud. What team do you like? He's a stud, but I, uh, I follow him on Instagram and he's wearing, like, chiller jean shorts. You remember your chiller, like, dead hair there? But they weren't like that. They were like, they were just past the kneecap,

but they were like loose, you know. They were like some, yeah, two thousand, thousand three, thousand four, like, T.I. jean shorts. I was like, man,

here we go. 20 years later. These are a little tighter. These are a little like. Yeah. These are a biker shorts. Those are biker jean shorts. But they're,

they're going. I think it's not bad. Yeah, no, they're good. They brought back really fun. I knew they looked familiar because it brought back

fond memories from last year's Indianaland 500. They fit so well. Everybody's getting their profile picture from Indianaland 500. Oh, we got a photographer there. We got a DJ there.

It's a race theme. It's kind of, I mean, it's free, dude. Yeah, oh, he says, come on. It's gonna be a mess. Yeah. Bring the donuts,

throw them at me and Ben the whole time. It is, it does start at noon. Noon is still donut time around here. You can pick those bitches up on your way. Throw a munchkin at the back of my fucking head. Did you think of a question or a review thing that we? I had a few brewing, but I wanted to hear yours.

I mean, if you recovered from last week. I think I got one. Okay. What was your AIM screen name? Fuck yes, dude. Yes. Nice. That's money. Took me two and a half weeks to think of that.

All right. That's it. We need on the Apple podcast, the Stitcher reviews, the Apple, the YouTube comments. Stitcher comments. Can you imagine? The Stitcher sentences. What's your Stitcher username? The Stitcher what? Maybe that's our like our Reddit group. It's not these guys clubhouse. It's just the Stitchers.

Stitches. All right. It's it. Stitcher fan. Your AIM screen name. And what's wild, but that's what we want to hear. And we love you and we appreciate it. But that's what's weird.

Dude, people who called it aim. Did you call it aim? Did you call it aim? Put a gun in my mouth. That's the dumbest thing I've ever. Aim, bro, you get on aim. I'm like, that's toothpaste.

Aim? Aim toothpaste. Yeah. Aim fire. There's dots. Yeah. It's called AOL instant messenger. There's three words.

fucking acronym. Come on. Aim? No. AIM. What is your AIM screen name? You get on AIM later? Yeah, dude.

If you don't see me, I'll have a BBL on my way message. It's like sounding, it's like saying, until LMAO, it's like saying Lama. Lamo, Lamo. Just saying all you. Lal, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, I gotta go. Brub.

B, B, B, B, B. All right. And literally people are going to be like, they're going to scrolls through all the bullshit at the beginning. Are they having stroke meters? Oh, mine was stroke meter 69. No,

let me guess. Talking to a girl, what's your screen name? Stroke meter 69? Let me guess. Let me guess yours. Let me guess yours. What?

Okay. You'll never guess mine. Unless I give you the name of a player that went to this college. That has to do with my AIM screen name. Oh, dude, you've told me before, I think. Like, uh, Michigan Man 44. Nope. Keep going.

You're, you're like on the right track, I guess. But it's, uh, it's not a big 10 school. It's around here. Oh. Hey, hound. Hound. It's in Ohio. D1.

Guess my screen name. Ohio State would be two. easy. No way. Yeah. And you're a Michigan, you're a Michigan man. Ohio. But I like to... Bobcats? Toledo. You got real close there. Dude, my screen name was Bear. Bearcat. Oh, 035. Man, why don't I always forget about Sinci when I think, just because it's so on the border? You know, like, I don't even consider it part of Ohio. It's just Cincinnati. It's a cool, weird school. Cincinnati and Louisville, hey. Yeah, yeah. Same thing. Right. Cincinnati and Louisville, even the places, I'm like, can you guys kind of in Indiana? Can you guys make out already? Same exact place. Same exact schools.

Good call, man. Yeah, mine don't think you'll get mine either. Bearcat, though, were you just going through like a Marty Gileard phase? No, even, I don't know. Kenyon Martin? There, that was, that got me. You know, it got me, though, those Cincinnati basketball uniforms with the little blocks. I was like, I got to know what's going on here. And, like, they were nice. I think they got to the final four a couple times. Like my cousins really like Cincinnati. I like their C. The whole... She's cool.

They're Jordan. Them in North Carolina, first two Jordan schools. I was like, what are we doing here? How does Cincinnati... Who the fuck was making the deals there? That's what I... That's all I want to know. It was Cincinnati, North Carolina, and like Cal were Jordan. I'm like, who, why? Was MJ like

banging like an administrator at Cinti or something? I mean, what was going on? I don't know, but I had to get a piece, bro. I was buying all Bearcat stuff. I was like, this is the dopest, like, thing. Why 35? You say 35? I think it was the only thing that was available.

I like the number 3 and 5, but at the end of the day, it kind of looked like I like the number 35. Kind of embarrassing, to be honest. Number 35 in any sport, you're like, ew. Yeah, such a weird body type. Are you a fullback? Are you a linebacker? Maybe a DB that's slow?

Power forward off the bench. 35 in basketball? I mean, KD. Yeah, that's weird too, though. I like that he's number 35, but I'm like, why are you? It feels like he was going for like making them look like letters more than numbers, you know? That's crazy. That's crazy.

He was like maybe like, was he going by? What's his fucking, he's the Durantula? I don't know if that's his anymore. He never really had a nickname. Like, he's like known as a snake on Twitter. Well, there you go. Five S. but Katie

Katie doesn't care about shit dude you know like he's always like clapping back at people online so he does care a lot but like his appearance you're like he doesn't care about shit right so I think they just like stuck him with 35 when he was like in eighth grade

he's like yeah it's cool I'm just gonna kill I don't care anymore yeah that's cool I do like people that are random numbers like that though but I don't know why I pick but if you're gonna be a random number like that you have to be on K7

you have to be the best player yeah holy shit or you have to be the fucking idiot tied in that everybody knows it's a joke. Love that. You can just be in the middle of the road and be a basketball player

number 35 or like number 43. Dude, know your place. 43 is so like Chris Humphreys. 43 in basketball? Yeah. Get alive, dude. You can't make one free throw.

43. You don't make free throws when you're number 43 in basketball. You don't even, your free throw routine is different for both shots. That's how bad you are. You can't even remember.

You can't get it down. spin the ball this time? Hey, if you wear 43 in basketball, you wear the socks that aren't no shows, but aren't mids or highs, they're just the weird that make it look like you got cancels. Yep, you wear ankle socks and maybe like some shoes from playing against sports or something because your dad was like, you're not going to make the fucking A team. Like, just, we're just picking up what we got. Maybe garage sale shoes. Everybody went through that face. Hey, don't hang on some garage sale now. It's going to be garage sales season. I love garage sales. I hate them, dude.

I find some nice Indianapolis Motor Speedway stuff there. You find some nice Star Wars stuff. Is there anything? I don't know, man. You never even been, shut up. I went with my mom. Yeah, right. And I just wanted to flip over every fucking table there.

This shit. You're trying to make me buy all this crap. Gaking over chairs. I pick out all the shit in their garage that's not on sale. What about that lawnmower? How much is that going for? It's not for sale. Why is it in the garage?

I can buy any of this. Dude, you ever been to a garage sale where they have shit available inside the house? No way. It's almost like they're just like pulling up everything. VIP. Dude. It's a mix of like, oh, this is VIP, but also like, are they going to kill me? So is this the beginning of a Dateline episode?

Yeah, when it's like, I got a chair in the house. You're like, like, how far deep can I go in there? Like, I'll go in the little mudroom right here, but I'm not. Mudroom. I'll go in the mudroom, but I'm not going to the sunroom in the back. that's where you shut the doors and fucking kill me. Yeah, I'd be down for that though. Let's see what's going on.

Let's sniff around the house a little bit. Oh, weird smells. Always a little like musty. Or it's like too much glade like plug in. You're like, oh. Man, but like you never know. That's a part of the garage show.

You never know if you're going to find a gym. What about this bow flex downstairs? You're getting rid of that? I'll take it. Not literally a gym. But yeah, like like a G. EM, not a GYM. Both, yeah.

But both would work. Where did you get that? 2002? You haven't used it since 2004? Just pick apart somebody's house. Just pick some, do some flies. Say you at the gym this morning. That's right, bro.

That was the most me and you interaction at a gym ever. It's up. It's up. I saluted him. See ya. Peace. Showed him the glonkey hoodie. You were glistening, too.

I'm like, he put the work in. I was rocking the glonkey. He was rocking the gronky. He was rocking. press is a good is a good moment. I did walk in right away and there's a guy just absolutely flopping dong just walking throughout the locker room. I was like, okay, I mean, I know that this is the locker room, but like, can we have some respect? A towel? Like, it's not your room. Anyways, it's super played to like talk about that, but it's amazing the people that are. I just wanted that's just

an observation that I had today. I had to bring it up, how to talk about it. Those people need to die off honestly. The people that are just hanging just super naked in the locker room. I'm like, Like what? Still? What was your screen in? Do you want to guess? You want to try? Give me something.

Give me a little hint. I played it a lot when I was a younger kid in the AIM days. That was like my sport that was always playing. Short stop. You don't want to brand yourself in short that young. Baseball. RHS baseball. 86.

Pretty close. Damn, dude. Not, I mean, like, Rebel was in it. Rebel B-ball? No, so it was my initials, J.M. And then baseball with no vowels. So BSB.

That's cool. You're ahead of the game. Zero, two. Because I love Derek Jeter. That goes hard. But like, you were getting bitches, bro. He had the baseball, like, abbreviated before anything. No A.

Head of the game. L. E. Just J.M. B.O.2. That is hard to, like, tell somebody that, though. Right. They're like, is this like a French? J.M. Baseball, but it's not baseball. Right. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. But like my aunt came up with it. She was, like, in high school at the time. She was like, no, no, this is like, I trust it. I was like, all right. Kind of like with your sisters. And I was like, whatever. Yeah. So let me get on there and talk to some bitches.

And then never talk to them at school. Ew, dude, the things I said on AIM, I would... Oh, oh. Man, people, yeah, I see that a lot now. They're like, would you rather have your internet search or your text messages leaked? And you're like, I take both of those over my AIM messages. Yeah, I don't do anything.

My internet history? It's just a bunch of words I don't know how to spell. My text messages, it's just me saying something to my dad. My dad's like, what's up? I'm like, lifting. That's it. AIM though? Bro.

That's some, those are some crazy days. Eighth grade, just not knowing. Six through ninth grade. Disgusting era. Fifth through ninth grade, really.

Gross. I couldn't have it until I was in eighth grade, dude. Rough. I had to sneak it. I had to sneak it. Rough.

I had to like sneak on my computer, download AIM. Because we were, we were an MSN gang. Ugh. And my mom was like, I don't want you on there because I know you're going to do bad stuff.

So I had to sneak AIM. dude. What did your sisters say about AIM? They were like, get off of that. You fucking gross. Ew, you're gross. How hard is it to sneak AIM when your internet sounds like this when you turn it on? We had dial-up for like 20,000 years.

I had to turn on the faucet in the kitchen to like drown out the sound. Flusset toilet, then got to turn on the faucet. Turn to long talk to this girl. I don't even like, did you leave the sink on? Oh, sorry. and then you go and even though you did it on purpose. Then my aunt calls kicks me off. I'm like...

That's a pretty devastating sound when that door would close. Throw out something to some girl, you know? Something wild. How about when somebody was like, hey, got to go, talk to you later. And you'd be like, all right, bye. And then they wouldn't sign off for like an hour. I'm like, Hey.

What, who are you talking to? Who else are you saying by to like this? then yeah you'd be like do i and you'd be like you'd send something else you know and then they'd be like oh sorry you got tomorrow god did it go through hope it didn't go through the sound of the door closing but then the hope that the sound of the door opening would bring hey that that that sound that sound top five the open a i am door anybody who had it did you have a sounder with it like when you got online, it would make its own noise, like customized noise?

Yeah, it was like your walk-up song for AI. Nah. Me either. I was like, the door's good enough, man. I think some people had better computers and they could do that. But my computer was like, bro, pray to God, this thing turns on. Yeah. Nick Baker had big pimping. That's so dope. Every time it, every time he logged on.

Big pimping. Yeah, I know somebody else two grades above me. Like, I was at my friend's house and he had an older brother talking to this one guy. Every time he had press enter on a AIM message, you go, Mm, what you got, biotch. Never forget it, dude. Every single time, dude, and they were ripping back and forth.

Mm, what you got biotch. Would it cut off a little bit if he was sitting like three in a row? Would it be like, mm, what you, mm, what you got me? You know what I'm saying? I think it did. Every time it was saying, it would cut off with it since. I love that. Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, what you got biotch.

I was like, who is. Who is that guy? So cool. What you got, biatch? Yeah, dude. I could never figure it out. No. But I thought that door opening.

I was like the door opening. Come on. I'd crank that in the summer too. This is my summer routine. A. I am crank the sound up. Wait for girl you like to log on. And I'd lay on the deck and try to get a tan.

And I'd listen for the door. Who is it? What music you're playing? You got, I would see. That's pretty similar. but I would have, me and my friends would have, uh, IX, or MXC or fuck, what's that? MEC, I AMC, I AMC, I AMC music channel. Yeah, I AMC, we would have that shit rocking.

That was a nice, uh, like, sweeper channel. Oh, dude, we really, weirdly had our own, like, MTV locally. Hmm? Yeah, did other cities have that? There weren't any hosts or anything, but it was great. It was literally what, like, my dad's always like, yeah, it's not MTV anymore because they do, when I was a kid, it was just music, television. That's what IMC was.

It was just like all the banging music from that time in like 2005. Bobby Brown's, or, yeah, no, not Bobby Brown. Bobby Valentino, slow down. I just want to get to know you. God dang, are you kidding me? You're not fucking living, absolutely living when you're 12 years old, wait for the girl you like to sign on, or maybe you're talking to her.

and then butterfly tattoos right above my name on yeah I was so obsessed of like BET MTV VH1 and I am the music when I was Because that was the only way We could get free music back then You didn't have YouTube

Or didn't have like the limewire yet You know iTunes is there But that shit was 99 cents a pop Napster was pretty early Napster was fifth grade for me Yeah so that was way too I didn't even know how to do that So you throw on MTV too

And just hope it's like Well, they're just running fucking TRL top 10 or whatever. TRL, dude. Wow, can you imagine a Jin Z kid listening to this right now? They think we're old as fuck. Yeah, we are. We are. That's insane.

I feel like I just aged myself, but that's true. That's what it was. Now we just don't listen to music. I listen to the same music that I've listened to since 2005. Yep. Everything. I haven't heard a new song unless it's on TikTok and it's only 12 seconds. It's not even the real song.

Right. Look up a TikTok TikTok song Like and try to find it It's horrible Always disappointed It's like 24 seconds long When I like download it to my phone

I'm like what the one am I doing? You know it's a really weird thing I just realized Burpee boy whoa Oh I got Burpees breed burpees It's like it's contagious Oh shit sorry

That was really gross But like it's Dude I had a burp yesterday From this shit And it like went in Like I drank it too fast and I just had like the biggest bubble right here. And I had to take a knee.

Mm-hmm. I had to do this by my bed. Do that and then you had to T-bo? You T-bo. I T-boed. What happened? What's wrong? Burby boy.

Moby boy. Time's two. Whoa. I was, oh, what's weird that I just realized is that it used to be, you would hear a song and it would take you back to like being upstairs at your friends house in the loft in 2005 in the summer on AIM. You would take you back to that moment.

Now you hear a song from two years ago. It takes you back to the TikTok trend that it was associated with. I do love that. How crazy is that? That's what it is now. Like I hear like, uh, nobody move. There's been on the floor. And I can't.

Oh yeah. I remember I tried to do that trend one day. Right. And then I'm like, what was I doing at that point in my life? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. and then like right now that one that uh i've been listening to it are people on ticot like we are i'm romantic of my life oh why why i'm feeling lonely lonely i love that song DJ C Buck I need that at the party

yeah that's that's I think people are though man I love TikTok people just like people say that they're not or whatever but they are they do they do them scroll I want to sit in there scrolling I want to see everybody's for you page because mine is so me it's just funny podcast

clips like the 2006 Ohio State Florida Titos Titos Tostis Fiesta bowl just like shit

and I'm just like dude I sent you recently this is amazing what I sent it to last night this morning

I never checked those what is it what is it what is it 2008 Texas Texas Tech Blackout

and Lubbock Red River Shootout is that what that's called it's Texas Oklahoma Texas, Texas Tech, Michael Crabtree,

game winning touchdown. Crab in college. Different. That's three burpees in three minutes. Burpees, breed burpees. Don't forget it. Yeah, my TikTok's like college football, podcast clips, and then just like a guy scraping

like cream out of a barrel. And then people like doing a stand up next to it. And sometimes that's actually... What's the deal with that? Because you just watch it. Because it's satisfying. Yeah. Wow.

It's so smart. It's so internet. Jeez. Like I'm watching a stand-up clip that I'd normally flip by, but I'm like, what is this game on the right? And then I'm like, oh, this dude is kind of hitting my, this is. Yeah. This is actually funny, but this car is it going to fall off the cliff or not? He's making some good points here.

This is hilarious. Then I'm like, what am I doing? It feels so illegal to be on TikTok at, like, before like, 11 p.m. That's funny. Because now everybody, like I'll see comments. And if it's on a video when I'm like laying in bed, they'll be like, well, now I know it's time for bed.

Because it's like somebody like pop in a giant cyst or something. And they're like, well, time to log off. So fun. Dude, it's just, it's perfect.

Dude, TikTok between. I don't know what time you get. I got a bit if I, two hours before you go to bed, TikTok's perfect. In the morning, I'm like,

ah, too much. You can get sucked in. Because you got to go, you got to get up and do shit. Yeah. I will. At nighttime, you're like, I'm sacking it anyways, so I'm going to bed.

Right. I'm laying there. It's the best. So put it on me. Put it on me. Dude, I missed you at the derby this weekend. Tell me. Tell me everything.

Saw Jack Harlow. It was amazing. It was a great time. Got to walk the red carpet. You shook his hand? Yeah, so. Was it soft? I got to, bigger than I thought it would be, really.

Was it soft? Josh Allen's hand? Biggest hand of the way. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm a bigist hand of ever shaken in my life.

Uh, but so the company that I work with, they got me approved. Me and Rye approved to walk the red carpet. So usually I go there and I'm just like, you know, media doing like trying to get interviews of people doing it. This year they like submitted and they let me and Rye walk the red carpet. So I'm like, all right. So they have this green room behind the red carpet to where people who are walking and go back there.

You can get a drink. You can mingle with the other people walking the red carpet. What kind of food? What was the spread? They didn't have any food. Oh yeah, because everything's free. They just had, like, Derby. Yeah.

They just had mint juleps. Can we talk about that for a second? How you walk into the Kentucky Derby and everything is free? Well, you pay for it with the ticket. Yeah, but I mean. But nobody thinks about it that way. It's like a cruise. Right.

Nobody thinks about it that way. Like you pay for the ticket and you're like, oh, this is my entrance. And then you're like, oh, yeah. Like, wait a second. You just walk in literally, there's vendors. You just walk right by, pick up a beer, mint julep. I remember I was like, can I have like four hot dogs and like like barbecue and like three more waters? And they're like, yeah.

It's like, what? I can just keep going. And they're like, yeah, anything, everything you can have. I was like, I highly invite like anybody who's ever thought about thinking about like do whatever you can to make it to the derby first week in May. It's incredible. It's so fun. Oaks on Friday, derby on Saturday. It's just perfect way to start off May into the sun.

on it's the best it's awesome but so we're back here in this green room and then we're lining up to go on the red carpet and uh scott pollard's back there i josh allan's right behind no way i'm lindsay zarniak who used to be on espn now she does a bunch of other shit like she's right there i was talking with her i go say what's up to josh we take a photo i mean i shook his hand i seriously it was like three of them that like wrapped my hand around i mean this dude it's as at advertised when they talk about him being like tall and having like huge hands the dude can make an NFL ball throw me something real quick that's all I can you can you throw me like a cup of water just anything he's literally like the in a like an NFL ball is like a Nerf ball that we

would throw in the backyard what a feeling right no wonder he can launch it 6,000 yards vortex ball every time he throws a ball in the NFL seriously on the dot but so we're walking red carpet And it's, you know, it's fun. It's cool. Rise there. Like, so we get to feel, you know, glamorous and everything. And, you know, you're kind of like, these photographers, right? That's a dog eat dog world.

So they're waiting for, like, the Mahomes and the heart of those. I don't give a shit about me, rightfully. So, and so, like, we're walking. But we do. We hit our spots. We get our photos and everything. And then, like, at the end, they have the interview section and whatnot. And so I stopped and did a few little, like, bullshit interviews and everything.

Yeah. Super fun. Oh, Marcus Erringson and his wife, N2,500 champ or so. Oh. Yeah, he was right there in front of me. So I was saying what's up to him. But anyway, so I wrapped up, we wrapped up on the red carpet. And then they were like, I was like, all right, well, I'm going to go try to do interviews and everything for ABR.

And so I'm back there waiting to try to fight through people to get, you know, the mic out there to people. And I usually, you know me. I kind of sometimes can kind of like, not getting a shell, but sometimes I can be reserved or whatever. Yeah, because you're like, I don't want to bother. Right. Not. And for whatever reason, on the derby red carpet, I don't give a fuck.

I've got a camera. I've got a mic. I'm literally screaming at people. Hey! Dude, I'm literally screaming at these people on the red carpet. Like, Chris Harrison from The Bachelor, there's three times where he was like,

all right, okay, I'm coming. And I was, I just wouldn't let him go until he came over. That a baby. But then like, and then like my homes came out and I was,

dude, when I tell you, I was screaming at my homes. I was screaming at my homes. Not real. Like fans. behind us where, but none of the people with the, I think everybody's like too newsy, you know? To know. Not to know. They're like two, they work for like the Louisville TV stations. They're not

going to like scream at them, you know? Yeah. And so I'm just sitting back. I'm just, I'm like, Patrick. You're out there for the boys. My Patrick! I was like, I need you to judge my impression, Patrick. Just saying everything to him to get his attention. Dude. Guns up. Guns up. And he like turned and he had sunglasses on, but I know at one point when I said the impression, and he was like, he's like, who the fuck is that? And then he like turned and looked.

And so, if you were to get him with the impression, you were so ready. I did. I was so ready. But he didn't do. See, so the bigger ones,

they don't do interviews. Like, unless you get lucky. Unless you get lucky, right? So, Holmes and his wife were like, not a chance.

They took their photos and then they just like kept walking off. But then Harlow comes out. And Harlow's with like his whole entourage. Crew. like, you know, for me, which again, rightfully so, they're like, yeah, you got like one guess.

You're lucky to have your wife. I'm like, cool. There's no limit to how many people Jack Harlow has. He probably has at least 15 people on the car, but with them. And so he coming out and he does his photos and then people are trying to, you know, get interview, but he's not really doing him any either. He's doing the photos and he's like, I know if I go over to the interviews, it's over, right? and I'm yelling at Urban, his friend.

Yeah. And because I was like, fuck that. I'm like, everybody else is yelling at Jack. I'm going to yell at Urban because I met Urban and like, you know, I, I feel like none of these other people, no offense to him, but they're in it maybe not. So I was just like, Urban, come on, Urban. And he kept like, look and he kind of was like shaking his head and shit.

And I just kept doing it. But then Harlow walks by and I take my hat off. I have to talk to you if you're doing that to me. How do they say no? Dude. So I take my hat off because I'm like, I think really we're leaning a roundabout way. I don't know if it's either to like mantis showing them or like Ben or what the fuck ever, but like I think there's some way enough. So I take my hat off and I'm like, Jack, yo Jack.

On the second one, he looks. Contact. Eye contact immediately. We got him. Smiles. Starts walking over. He goes, oh, fuck yeah. Shook up.

He was like, what's that, man? How is the dab? I got on camera. I don't remember because I was like literally reaching over people. But yeah, it was like a good life. Sometimes that can change a whole conversation. It was a good. But I go,

yo check eye contact starts walking over. Oh, fuck yeah. Bam. All these people around. I was like, fuck all of you. Oh, he didn't even bat an eye to anybody else.

No. Hell no. So then. I run this shit. Yeah. I run this shit. So that was cool. I didn't get, you know, I was trying to, but it was just like, you know, he knew. I'm going to say what's up, but like if I start doing that, then everybody and then he screwed.

But because I walked the red carpet, I had the access to the green room and the media. So I could do double dip, right? So he walked back there and I told the people that I was with at ABR. I was like, fuck it. I'm going back there to like formally introduce myself. Nice. So I went back there. just was kind of like, you know, not like lounging, but just kind of like he was talking to somebody. And then he was done. And then right there I was like, Jack, what's up, man?

Like, I just wanted to formally introduce Joey, like, good to see you, all this shit. And he was super dope, man. And he was just like, you doing good, everything good? And I was like, yeah, man. I was like, you're looking good. He was like, oh, thanks, bro, you too. And then there we go. Then he kissed.

And then we kissed. And then we took a picture. And I invited him with the N8500. but daddy comes, so. He's coming to the party. He'll be in your basement tonight. Right after this? Hey, what's up?

You said, uh, you said I could crash in your basement? But yeah, it was dope, man. We got to get that next year to where me and you both go down there again. And then they'll get your ass on the red carpet too. And we can say what's up to people. Hey. And, uh, Mark Ingram was super dope. He was like, I'm drinking on tequila.

And I was like, still? He was like, yeah, sing good tomorrow, man. Keep the party going. I was like, you're insane. Mark Ingram was there? Yeah. Yeah, he had a pink, all pink suit. Big trust, bro, big trust or whatever he's saying.

Yeah, yeah, when he was with the Ravens. Oh, yeah, you hate him. You hate him, sorry. And the rest of the weekend, just looking fly, man, you know? That is a great thing about the Kentucky Derby, I look good all weekend. You look good all weekend, and I said to my friends who was there with me, I was like, it's insane.

You know, because there's so often where you, even at weddings, you can't get the buy-in at weddings that you have at the Derby. What do you mean? Every wedding you go to, inevitably there's like five dudes who like wear a short sleeve polo shirt and like jeans. To a wedding? And you're like, what are we doing? Everybody's all in. You can't.

Dude, there's not one. Everybody full on suits, ties, hats, dress. I mean, everything, dude. It's awesome. But next year. We saw like the whole game day crew last year. didn't see herbie this year I was a bummed

I was bummed about that I was uh we couldn't he was in a different section and we were in like the first turn area it was a new area and I love the Kentucky Derby

it's honestly one of the best events dude I'm telling you like it's like wait we're drunk but we're being polite too it's like I don't everybody like everyone's getting along because of the way you're dressed

and you know what's great too is that all the races right they'll do a full day of races about each of the races only takes two minutes max and then you have like 45 to an hour to just do whatever the hell you want

and everything's free talk drink it's like not hard to get up and like go to the bathroom because you know you gotta pee all day all day all day gotta pee like a racehorse what's up but uh hey

what'd you do like after the day because it's a long day like would you eat anywhere after What was like the... Yeah, dude. So, oh, man. What was the come down? So you'll get a kick out of this.

So my parents went down there with us to stay with Frank. Nice. Me and Rye, two of our great friends. Actually, Frankie's godparents. And Frank and my parents, we all stayed at this Airbnb that was literally like six minutes away from Churchill Downs from the track. It was great. But obviously, traffic, everything's going to be an absolute bitch.

So my dad was like our sober driver the whole week. weekend. And what a move. Salute. Yeah, definitely. And I give my parents a lot of shit on this pod and all the time, but can't after this weekend, man. They were a one holding the down. Full time duty with Frank, both Friday and Saturday. Like, just let us, you know, get drunk and have fun. It was great. But my dad on Friday, we're leaving the Oaks. And it's just, man, it's everybody's leaving at the same time. and everything's blocked off and everything's everywhere. So my dad's like three miles away. And we're like, we can't walk all that way.

And the girl's in heels and shit. Oh, no. And so he's like, you know, my dad, he's starting to get like a little, not mad at us, just like mad at the situation. You know what I mean? I love. He goes in full dad mode. And so then he's like, all right, I'm going to try to find some back roads and stuff here.

I'm like, all right. And just let us know. And so we were probably like a mile away from Churchill at this, like, like corner and all of a sudden I told him what we could see I was like we can see ace hardware we can see McDonald's we can see a hardies right here off this road that's what we're looking at it's like he's like all right I'm gonna show what you ace hardware I know yeah love lumber and all of a sudden I get a call like 10 minutes later because he's like man he at first he's like these cops they're not letting me go anywhere like I'm telling them I got to get there they're like

he's already blocked off. And I'm like, all right. He's like, I'm going to try to find some back roads. So then he calls me like 10 minutes later and all of a sudden he's just like, like, hello? He's like, I'm at the fucking McDonald's. And I'm like, oh, fuck. What, whoa.

I was like. Is he mad? I was like, all right, yep, we see it. We're walking right that way. He's like, okay. And I got off the phone. I'm like, that was either one or two things. And I can't tell, even with my dad.

It was a, oh, I'm at the fucking McDonald's. Like, man. like just annoyed and that's like it was gonna be a weird ride kind of or it was I'm at the fucking McDonald's

who I like that and it turned out it was the second it turned out it turned out that he was like I got nervous there it turned out he was like I found some back roads

he's he said dude he was like he said yeah we were all you know celebrating he had like donuts from McDonald's in the car what?

Donuts from McDonald's in the car? Dude, they do Krispy Cream now. The actual Krispy Cream? The actual Krispy Cream donuts at McDonald's now. Shut up. Swear to God. Is this new? Yeah, I think so.

Dude, McDonald's is really trying to win me over. Yeah. Go get yourself a cream filled. Krispy Cream? That's a come up for Krispy Cream. Right? What happens? Who else is going to Krispy Crimin?

Well, you're not finding one anywhere. Where are they? Times Square? Everybody's going to McDonald's though. There you go. That's a play. So he's got those like, you know, he's popping off jokes and shit trying to make Colin and Courtney laugh and whatnot.

And then like we're, you know, oh my God, wow, you really feeling that quick. Yeah, he's going through another back road, you know, to dodge her traffic to get back to our Airbnb. He's like, Joe Mullenero, Southport High School, 12 beers deep, baby. What's talking about? Yeah, right. Shut up. I was like, you never drank beer. He was hammered.

He's like, oh, yeah, ask your mother. And then I asked her, and she was like, I don't know. I didn't hang out of them in high school. Fucking loser. I didn't hang out with him in high school. It's hilarious. So Friday, yeah, we get back from, you know, Joe Mulliner on Southport High School, 12 beers.

He gets us back and we're just like ride, ride both nights when we're walking to the car, orders Uber to the Airbnb. So when we get to the Airbnb on Friday, we got McDonald's waiting for us. And on Saturday, we got pizza waiting for us. That after, after Derby pizza, you just have. to. And then she went to sleep and me and our friends went to Jack Carlos after party. Oh. How was that? It was cool. It was a cool venue. It was like Drake and Lamar Jackson there? Like, I remember. Did not see Drake or Lamar.

Saw Hunter Dickinson and Armand Bassett. What? I think not Armand Bassett. The dude, the big dude from North Carolina, basketball player. And I think it's Bassett something. Unless it's Sean May, not sure. But Hunter Dickinson was there. But we were kind of in an hour there for maybe an hour. And it was still too early. And yeah, Harlow hadn't showed up yet.

So. But it was still cool. He had like one of those dance floors that was like different colored tiles. You know what I mean? Oh. Like it would light up different. And it was almost like, is this like a touch and play?

Like if I step on it. Is this dance revolution? Yeah, yeah. I was kind of testing that out a little bit. But, you know, it was pretty fucked up. at the time so uh but no yeah it was a good little Saturday damn next year we're in yeah for sure you ever get so like derby boys you ever get is your mouth ever get so dry after drinking that like

you literally like I on Saturday night my mouth like when you woke up in the middle of night type even at the end of the night like we're in the Uber home I was like I there's literally nothing in here it's sandpaper in my mouth I don't know if I've ever I got something where I got something where my mouth doesn't get dry. Like it just, I probably just jinx myself, but my mouth has never been like dry to the, unless I wake up at 3 a.m.

And I'm like, like on some sponge rob shit. Yeah. But during the day, dude, your boy's got some saliva working. I might be extra spit guy, actually. I'm jealous because Saturday night, man.

Like, I was so desperate that I was just taking my friends vodka drinks and just like almost chugging at because I, like my mouth needed liquid. And as I was doing it, I was like, that's a dangerous game to play, dude. As I was doing it, I was like, this is a horrible decision. It's going to be terrible tonight and tomorrow morning.

But like, I needed a drink, dude. I have done that. My mouth, like, I've just been thirsty and it's at the point in the night where it's like, we're drinking now, like drinking, drinking. And I'm like, I'm just killing beers. And they're like, oh my God, you monster. I'm like, I'm just thirsty. I don't even care what it is.

Yeah, when you get to that point where it's refurb. refreshing to just like a gulp down a drink like that. Like a who knows, IPA? You're just taking it out. A Guinness. You're just like, I just need something. That's some old dude shit, bro.

Problem is though is that it's really making your mouth more dry. Is it? Yeah. I remember one time my mouth was so dry when I was in the shower and I just, I just, I don't care. Just warm shower water, dude. Like so, like, you know when you're, you're really thirsty and you're like, what am I going to drink?

And you're like, maybe I'll get a gate rate something special to quench your thirst. And then you're like, fuck it, I'm this thirsty. You ever do that at football practice? With what? Rain. Oh my God, dude. No. Just sneak a little.

See if we get, just. Just give me a drop, God. Real quick. I'm dying out here, literally. You know, just a little something. if it's coming down, you know, coming down to the point where they're like, all right, let's go to the bubble. You know, when you're still out there and the rain's still coming down,

you're like, yeah, a little bit. Dude, I, I have drank straight up rainwater one time, though. Like one time I left a cup outside and it rained. And I went out there the next morning. It was all rainwater. And I just took it out. I couldn't wait. How hung over were you not to do that?

I was like 12. Oh, that makes sense. I was going to say, you're either 12 doing that or you're 20 and you, you, you, you, you know, house to half G of vodka. It looked good though. I was like, oh, wow. Rainwater. I was just like, I wonder, like, you know.

I was like, what if Michael Jordan was like outside and sweat and then it went into the clouds and rained in my cup and I just drank Michael Jordan's sweat? Or what if that's like a superpower thing where like Michael Jordan drank rainwater and that's what like went into him. It was like a secret stuff. Rainwater. That sounds like it'd be like a drink at a bar. Have you tried her rainwater?

Or like a Gatorade version of like. they're all, you know, Gatorade train. There you go. No, that's a real thing, I think. Yeah. No, it was a real thing. Real quick.

Take your time. Take your time. I just, no. I lost it. Went down the wrong pipe. Went down the wrong pipe. Went down the wrong pipe.

What do you call it for your brain? Slip my mind. I hate that. I catch myself doing that all the time. I'm like, what was I going to say? And I ask someone. And the person's like,

I don't fucking know. It's your stupid brain. Right, but you know, you say wrong pipe, but what would you say for your brain? Bad tube, bad noodle. Wrong noodle. I hate what people call brains a noodle. Protect your noodle.

Shut up. Noodle, since when? Why would that, why did my brain? How old is the football coach that would say that? Protect your noodle, eh? I'm like, this is weird. because you're too old to believe in protecting your brain in football. So why are you telling me?

Get your girdle on. Protect her noodle. Every word. Every word any old football coach says. I'm like, disgusting. A bunch of stinkies in there, you know.

Come on, Stinky. God. It would make me quit if my coach called me Stinky. Let's get out of here. Stinky. I'd be like, I'm done playing.

I'm done. Time for basketball season. Number 35. 35 and 43. Checking in, coach. You're ready to rip off the sweats. Just coach is not caring about anything cool about football until you're like, not even in college. In college you're still like, no, I don't care.

I don't care what numbers you're on your back. It's about the team you're playing for right here. No. Gloves. I don't think there is such thing besides Mike Tomlin. I don't think there is such thing as a cool football coach. Can you can anyone look good? That's the only reason I'm playing.

I'm like, how come every team I've ever been on like five guys know how to dress for football and then everyone else is like, oh, what's that what's about? I'll play for heart. You get sleeves hanging out of your jersey, dog.

You're like, well, you play, oh, is there coming? Wow. You're like, you play it for heart? Well, I play it for a whole lot of other cool stuff. That's it. Yeah. All right, big news from today's show.

sorry that we were a day late but we are 19th 9th 9th right for what the 9th we are the 9th we are 18 days away oh wow would never have been able to do that in my head 18 days away Saturday the 27th indiana land 500 mark it down at 10 roof downtown in the noon to 4 we're gonna be drinking, hanging, you know, replenishing our fluids. Getting a little top off. Top of the needle. And going right into race day. And yeah, we're getting down to the wire.

We're trying to make it a big party before the party at the 25th on the Vogue. So see you there. Ran into some of it said they were going. I was walking down down to town. You're going to be at Joe. He's Vogue, right? And I was like, yeah, dude. And he's like, I'll be there front row.

Love to hear it. Love to hear it. Yeah. So that's me, Ben, Willie Griswold, DJ Seabuck again. I think Clayton Anderson's going to stop by. Maybe play some tunes.

Hear his salty, sexy-ass voice. Hottest voice. And working on some other people as well. So that's Thursday the 25th, Indiana land on Saturday. We're just pumping your race weekend full of good shit. All right.

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