THESE GUYS! - THESE GUYS LIVE! CHICAGO 12/22

Episode Date: September 16, 2025

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Everybody's talking like Andrew Luck after they have a mouthful M&Ms. Oh, that's so Christmas party behavior. Guy in his sweater, kind of red face because it's a little hot. Standing up in the kitchen, mouthful of M&Ms. Not bad for a fat guy. Where did you go, go, my lovely, where did you go, go? I want a no No

Oh, this is on? What's up? Whoops. TG 151. Where did you go? Yeah. 151. 151.

151. 151. 151. 151. Yeah. So me and Ben, we're just talking about our high school football

cadence before we got on here. No big deal. Hey, before before we started going into that. Remember, this isn't a sports podcast. So, yeah. Be sure to, be sure to jot that down. Hey, big news.

Uh-oh. Oh, shit! Are we ready? Are we ready? There's a station ready to know about the big news. Stationed now about this news? Unleash it. All right, clubhouse.

Here we go, go, goal, goal. head the Chicago Go Go Go Head to Chicago December 22nd These guys live Zanis Oh

Oh Oh Downtown Shy Christmas guys Yeah Christmas guys Ooh is that a sugar cookie Christmas Christmas cookie

Christmas cookie Oh Christmas cook Already Put a lid on it And smack my ass Just throw it December 22nd

a Monday, but it's three days before Christmas. And you know these guys, that's how we roll, man. So me, Benny, who knows who else? So do we need anybody else? Probably not. Just us, you guys, you know the deal. We had these guys live in Indy last year. It was a party.

It was great. Gave out Best Jersey Award. Everybody's wearing their jerseys. We just got in the Christmas, Holly Jolly Spirit. And now this year, we're heading to Chicago. December 22nd Monday. tickets are on sale now. Zanis.

So just go to Zanis, Chicago. On the calendar, you just go Monday, December 22nd, go over to December, get there, go down to the 22nd. You see these guys live special events. 7p. Tickets are on sale now. Tell the homies,

tell the JV offensive line and the coaching staff, want everybody there. We're celebrating Christmas. We're having a party, and it's going to be awesome. Bring the boys together. Going home for Christmas to Chicago?

Bring the boys I feel like we should have a bake sale Or something at this thing Dude Christmas cookies everywhere Throw them at my face My mom my wife and my mother-in-law And my grandmother and all Probably all would bake cookies for this

I can put it in a request Just tell them not to go But bring the cookies Now we'll have merch there We'll have everything there Sammy Sous is going to be there J-Col is going to be there It's going to be a good time

Come be a good time. Come on. Go ahead and go buy some tickets. Link below. Yep. But we couldn't do it about you guys, man. Yep, they're on sale. We wanted to get, let's see, this is,

this will drop on September 16th. So that gives you three months to be able to make the travel plans, be able to block off the calendar, make it a long weekend right before the holiday. Cut out of the office on Friday the 2019th and say, hey, boss, got a goal. I'm heading Chicago. stacking up my PTO.

Stack it with the PTO to go to Chicago. Because it's a fake week. You're not working. No one's working. It's a Monday night that don't. Look, you're going to go there. It's a Monday night.

These guys are going to be like, yeah. But hey, the 23rd, who's doing anything? You have a holiday party. People are getting drunk at noon at 2 o'clock in the office.

Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Happy hour? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not doing, Jack. Christmas Eve. Everybody's either on vacation anyways or they're totally checked out. It's a Monday night.

guess what? You know, Monday night football on. It's the fakesest week of the year, and there's no better way to start the fakesest week of the year than with Benny and Joy Joy and these guys at Zanis, downtown Chicago. It's a great spot. Both Benny and I have performed there. I know that you've seen us because you've emailed in.

You've emailed into the show talking about how, hey, saw you Chicago, Benny. Hey, saw you Chicago, Joey. And we're going to be at that same location, and it's going to be both of us. And, yeah, that's your sales pitch right there. I can't miss it, but I just want to, I just hope there's, like 75 big bears starter jackets that's all I want that's all I want and the greatness like another great part about this venue because we're going to take a little bit of time off the jump here to really publish because it's the first announcement that we've had of it and so we really want to set the

scene for everybody but yeah like this for those who haven't been to this zanies location it is classic comedy club like it is you're on top of each other it's cozy you're you're you're you're the low low ceilings, compact walls. Like it's just set up to just have a riproaring good time. And wear the jerseys with the hoodie underneath, with the starter jacket over it. Chestnut's roasting. Oh my guy.

That's going to make a great time. Yeah. Okay. So there it is. Tickets on sale. Now you get them in the bio of the show down in the comments, whatever. And can we wait to see you there. We'll keep pubbing it throughout.

But now you know, Clubhouse first to know, three months to goal to get ready for these. guys live 2.0. 2.0. First one was good. This one's going to be even better. See you there. And also, Baltimore. Not this Thursday, next Thursday.

Mommy's coming to town. Get your tickies. Bennyplitzy.com. Also grab some merch. Grab some merch for the boys. Early Christmas, Prez. Get it ready to go. Get it ordered. Huntie hats. In the crowd. Yeah, get something stock up.

Sorry. Hey, honey. Stock up for the 22nd. We're the merch. Let's get some picks. Let's do it all. Yeah. All right.

That's enough of the call to actions, I guess. But, you know, it's a big announcement. I thought you guys would be excited about it. We're excited about it. There's no doubt about it. There is no doubt about it. All right. Dude, I had sour.

I had sour airheads over the weekend. Fat Stats I think I saw I saw that on your story Station of a siren No I didn't put it on my story You saw you saw I put up

Jolly Rancher ropes on my story You're just having a sour weekend Sometimes it's like that Sometimes you gotta have a little sour It's not always chocolate Well here's the deal Is my wife Was on a bachelorette trip

Because I realized that this is, I found out, I guess, is that that's what they call them now. It's not bachelor at parties or bachelor parties. They call them Bachelorette trips. Wow. Make me want to go even less. Trip, dog? Oh, my God.

All right. All right. I'm done. Yeah. So she was gone from Thursday morning until Sunday evening. Oh, holy hell. It was just, it was just joy, joy, single dad in it. I had the two kids.

and um on the football weekend dude yeah yeah yeah what the hell i gotta know everything that's kind of like fantasy on hey that hey guess what that'll never happen again i mean i was a little worried about it going into it i mean i'm with the kids a lot i knew it'd be fine but sometimes you're just like you need a little bit of a break and when you don't have somebody else there to you're kind of like damn this this is solo show man No, substitute teachers in the house. What's up, kids? Ha ha.

To eat candy. Yeah, but it was cool. It was. Like you said, like, once I got the kids down and I was just like sitting there watching football with wine, some candy. I was like, okay. That's a wrap. College football final. But actually, so on Saturday, I went down and stayed with my sister and her husband and brought the kids and everything.

Because I was like, you had Notre Dame, Texas A&M at 730, you know, LSU, Florida at 730. I was like, I want to watch these games with you guys. I'm not going to go down there and then come back. It's too late. The kids need to go to bed. I was like, I'm just staying down there. And so overnight bag? Overnight bag.

Yeah. Packed up the whole thing. I was really proud of myself. Clubhouse. I was a real, like, I made a packing list of everything I needed to get for the kids and myself. Micklob, Mickelob, Mickelob, Mickelub, Mickelob, monitor, zins, sour candy, sleep sack.

Pumpkin to throw in the middle of the street when Notre Dame gets stopped on the three-yard line. Zin, zin, zin, zin, zin, zz, zin, z z z z zx. Facking list. Spelled it wrong. Hey, hey. packing list. Packing lips.

I mean, packing lists. Shit, sorry. Remember how much you'd want to be able to make that sound in high school,

dude? When I was in kindergarten, the kids in eighth grade were whipping it. Oh, my God. I was like, bro, Keith Hatfield

can click it like that? That's crazy. I forget, I forget the oldest grandee's name, but I was like, bro, he was outside waiting

for his mom to pick him up. Just, whoosh, what, I was like, yo, I got to learn. I was in my backyard, walk around in circles. I got to get like the eighth graders, dog. I couldn't function, man.

It just didn't make any sense to me. It wasn't in my little brain. I didn't know. But then I did start dipping. Gotta get the wraps. The reps. Let's go, Schmitty. Dude, did you ever, would people ever, would people ever,

would dudes ever give you a hard time about being bad at packing, a packin can't. No, whenever I ever dipped, it was like pouches, man, I don't know. I was ripping, dude. Look how nervous he is at talk. Can you believe this shit clubhouse? This man actually used to chew tobacco. Who is this man?

Everybody did. I was like, all right, we're just doing this? Dude, believe, though, believe. Believe, I was thrown up all over the place the first time I did that. Oh, yeah, it's a right of passage. Just on some gimmey that. Bro, there was one kind that was sour and it tastes like sour candy. Not a reminiscent podcast.

But I was like, what? That was like kind of fire. There was one I fell in love with my freshman year of college. It was a green apple crisp. Make it sound any better, you know? God dang. Yeah, just in your mouth playing video games? I mean, freshman year of college too?

What the hell else am I doing? I'm just like walking. No idea what I'm doing. No clue what I'm doing. I vividly remember one time, it was probably a Monday or a Tuesday at like 2.30 p.m. Me and Alex Bill walk from the dorms at Ball State all the way to the nearest gas station.

We're like, should we, should we take the bus? And we step outside. We step outside. We're like, I don't know, it's a pretty nice day. You down to just like walk and talk? And I was like, yeah, let's do it. So we just trod at our happy ass, not a care in the world,

just going to get some apple crisp chewing tobacco. Then on the way back. On the ground. Let's go. Two dip heads. The rest of those two dip heads. Dude, I also, ball state again. I remember vividly,

I don't know why this happened. This is the, So a little bit of more origin for you guys. One of my favorite parts about me and Ben's relationship is that before we started working together and then doing espresso and our videos and now this and everything, we would always end up just the most random times to where someone who I would be with like DJ Dialon or or I don't even know who, Danny Rojas or some shit. it'd be like, yeah, I think Politsi's coming too. I'd be like, what if we'd be going to a party? One night, it was like 2013 or 2014.

We were going up to a party at Ball State, and we were meeting at the school you guys are at. And Dylan, I'm pretty sure. It was just like, yeah, I think Ben wants to come too. And I was like, all right, yeah, like, Politi, let's go. Like, anytime Politi comes, it's going to be fun. Like, I know I'm going to laugh. It's going to be fun.

But then, like, whatever been. But then whenever been. Ben would come. It was always cool because, like, we just spoke the same language even then. So then, like, me and him and a couple of our other buddies would always just end up being the idiots that are, like, sitting in the corner, playing the music, chewing tobacco. And I remember at this party that we were at me, him, and DJ Dylon sat on this couch and literally had the best time doing nothing but just like, just, just horseshoe dipping being morons. Like, it was so fun.

R1, R2, L2 R2. Yeah, we had that PS2 controls. Because, yeah, all right, you can't expand on it because no one knows what we're talking about, but yeah. I don't remember that at all, by the way. Really?

I remember going there, but I don't remember, like, on the couch, I don't think. Dude, I just, yeah, because I was just like, I always got, I like, you know, some real shit, I guess, but like, I always, I was never great. get apart. Like I always would get like in my head and like nervous and shit. And I wouldn't want to like, I wouldn't want to like get out of my zone. So once I found people, I was just like, cool.

I'm got my people right here. I'm good. We're going to have fun. I was, I'm never a big. It's like, what's up, bro? Yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah. So what? Oh, so you live cross campus? Oh, oh, sick, man. Yeah. You're studying. Oh, you're studying fun. Okay. Yeah. I was just, that was never, ever me. Didn't give a shit. Didn't, didn't want to. No, I still can't. And, yeah, we were just like, we would play, like, the all-of-that team. Yeah. I know what you're talking about now.

Chill. Didn't. That's kind of me at every party. This is a good night. I don't even know we were going on it. We were talking about dip. Diphead. And walking across, we're all walking across campus.

I just like to give a little peek. I just like to give a little peek behind the curtain. for people who only know you as Benny from F Boy Island or Benny from Play cat calling. Just a normal guy, man. Just your normal JV guy. Normal average JV running back should be my username. Average JV running back.

Bald JVRB coach. It's really me if you really boil it down. I'm not. not all these things, babe. I'm just the guy signaling the fake play next to the head coach. Dude, maybe you give a little insight into that, actually. You know, we're heading into week four college football, you know, week three of the NFL.

And so these things pop up on your screen more and more that you kind of forget about all summer and spring. And one thing for me is especially in college. really only in college. When the four different guys who wear like the baby blue Notre Dame hat, the bright green Notre Dame hat, the bright red Notre Dame hat, I know they're doing the dummy calls, but do you know, like, do any of them actually,

are they actually providing any of the real calls or is it all just BS nonsense? One of them is, for sure, one of the guys is the real one. The other two are fake. Like, there's one guy, unless they've got another guy in the press box. But, like, the quarterback has to get the play from the sideline, you know? So, I mean, they don't have, like, mics in their helmet, so he's got to get it from somebody. So if the guy is just giving the QB the play, the defensive corner is like, I saw him do that last time. They're running the out.

So there's two dummy guys, like, doing kind of the same thing. But different directions or different, like, formations. Oh, my God. Then they're all, like, three, two. two, one, and they all all three of them in sequence like, end the call. I don't think it gets talked enough about how

much pressure that is. Oh, bro. Yeah. It's a big job. But like if you got both the backup quarterbacks, the quarterbacks know the playbook. So like if you if you tossed a DB in there, like they would not, yeah, that guy's the dummy guy, like for sure. But the QBs know what they're doing, dude. Like, they're in the playbook.

They know, they got it. I wish we could get a college team to, like, put one of us in uniform or both of us in uniform go out there and be, like, two of the four dummy guys. That would be a really funny sketch. Purdue Pete head on. Hey, hey, hey, hey. You know, I'm going. Michael Myers mask. Oh, shit.

Now, that would be hard, bro. Like a good team? Oh, my God. I don't even think, dude, one ghost face, one Michael Myers, doing all.

One Chucky. One Chucky. With the knife. Dude, that would go, I mean, I think that would kind of, I don't know if that's allowed.

Because I don't, I think maybe you have to, I guess the numbers would be on your chest. But I'm just wondering if covering even, but I, everybody covers their mouth

with a play sheet, like the call sheet anyways. Yeah. funny. Now let's go down to the sideline. Oh my God. Dude, imagine it. Hey, imagine it too, like Halloween weekend. Yep. Neeland Stadium.

Tennessee wearing all black. Tennessee does do it the best on Halloween. Kind of makes me sick to my stomach, but they do. It's too bad. Hey, one guy, one guy too just has a jack a lantern on his head. There's a straight pumpkin head. Pumpkin seeds all over the side.

The guts all over the sideline. What a cool, what a cool behind the scenes all access a little special that would make. Going shopping at Spirit Halloween at that wall of masks with the backup quarterbacks doing the dummy calls. Stop, bro. I love that wall of masks.

That's like my dream for some reason. It's awesome. Why is it so sick? I'm like, how'd you even come up with that? Seven eyes on that alien? I'm like, yo, the time it had to take to make that mask. Did I imagine my mom walking in there and being so mad? Just every time I'm in there.

Has a mom ever been like, I'll go in there? No mom. I'll be in Walmart while you guys. Yeah, she opts for Walmart, which arguably could be worse than Spira Halloween. There's a few places like that that a mom. no matter what. It's like a baseball card shop. Every mom.

God. Five minutes. Not giving you any money. You can look. Baseball card shop. Spirit Halloween. Halloween store. Game stop.

Game stop. That's the three. That's the holy triumphant right there. Just nothing in there for him. I'm like, can you pretend for a minute? Nothing? Yeah. Those are all the places.

one to go going up to. That's literally my top three. Masked store. Dude, a one time mask store, video game store. And then like just, dude,

for the love of God, take me into this like, what was it called? Like, there used to be one near where we lived. It was a trading card place. It was called like, K-N-L cards.

Oh, super old. I don't think it's even, I don't know. But it was, they had everything, dog. It was my dream to go in there.

Not just cards? They had like apparel? No, they had a bunch of cards And they had They might have had some old games And stuff in there too But it was mostly cards I was just trying to think of the name

I don't think Upper Debt I don't know I don't know Are you sure it wasn't in that Strip mall by Penn Station Yeah it was K&L cards dude I don't know

I just know Weed kid lived by it And walked there every day And I'm dead serious And I'm like y'all I'm so jealous a weed kid bro He could, after school, he would tell me he would walk to the card store every day and wait for him to get new cards in. No, no, no, no, didn't walk.

Skateboarded. No, he walked in skateboarding shoes. Osiruses. D.C. Got that new Ron Arteceton, holographic, rookie jersey card. So jealous. Oh, man. Yeah, that's, uh, dude.

And every year The quality of these things The masks Man Like you see those You see those Instagram ads I'm like that's a real Oh my God it's a mask

It's I don't know if they're using Like some AI generated printing shop That they like go down to here now Yeah Darth mall I'm like Give me a double side of blade

You kidding me That dude goes so hard I don't even mess with Star Wars like that, but Darth Mall goes so hard. Oh, yeah. When I saw that, I was like, yo, we got to go to Burger King and get that, that toy. It's wild because I'm at this phase already with Frank,

where, you know, he's, little man's coming along on, like, realizing cool shit's cool shit. And I definitely push him in that way, right? But I, like, push him and let him kind of see, you know. Yeah. And the first time that I played Darth Mall Like played the clip where Darth Mall comes out

And like gets a double-sided lightsaber Damn He like look back to me He's like he has two dad dad He has two I was like yep I know buddy It's pretty unreal right

Shit goes crazy right bro Yeah dad it is cool Oh man Next time you see is a Star Wars tattoo. You're like, wait. That's fine. As long as you're not living

under my roof. Right. How's on? Oh, yeah. Baseball hair's back. Baseball hair's back on another note. Me? I actually got my hair cut.

I know. Still got flippies back there. Yeah. Fall flippies. I got it cut. And, you know, I was like, I like, I like where it is. but I just need to get a little out of control.

I got a couple. Like I got a wedding coming up. I got shit where I absolutely can't wear a hat. So I'm like, all right, fine. Tough damage. You can wear a hat. Always. Dude, another one that needs to be on the sideline of the dummy calls.

President face. Oh, man. Oh, there is nothing funnier, bro. I remember my senior year, I think I went to every Halloween. shop in the city of Indianapolis for Obama. Oh my God. Just so funny.

At a basketball game? Come on, man. That is nothing funnier, bro. I could watch somebody in an Obama mask for 25 minutes straight. They always, these are always the four that they have. They always have

President Obama, President Bush, W. Bush is gang That's a gangster mass too That's a good one Clinton Bill Clinton And Richard Nixon

Those are always the four And Trump now Obviously they got Trump now So those are the five But yeah Like you imagine it You're watching a Notre Dame game At night

They cut to the dummy calls You got Michael Myers A Jackal lantern The ghost face And Bill Clinton That would be so hot shotgun screen mask you know you're like calling it

is it the blood one is it the blood one I want that one so they argue over each year they get more pissed off about that than anything to do with the game team loses 55 to nothing no more masks to the coach still gets a hard pick with Michael Myers mask on the sideline after the game there needs to be more yeah dude god what's uh oh uh the guy from the clown from it pennywise.

Have you seen? I feel like you pop into some scary movies. I do. Scary movies and superhero movies are your, like get you in there. Uh-huh, you could. Yeah. I'll go for a scary movie.

I didn't see it though. I don't know. The clown was a little overdone to me. Just in general or that clown? just that one like the newest one I'm like it's got a little too much of makeup on it's not it wasn't like it was too high product to be like scary for me I don't know

I love it and I love it yeah never never been down that road need more Michael Myers in football though I need more I need more in the student section just like a plant in every game just yep we're about to start seeing it a lot dude

it's Halloween I know I know I know somebody hit me up on Instagram said that noise plays when I pull an Amon green jersey out of my closet oh my God

right when I eat your first fun-sized snickers dude the combination of that and then the guy who does the talking in the thriller video

Oh yeah Oh my god The miles and goes across the land And midnight hours Closing eyes Creatures crawl in search of blood Is my shit I went to

I mean if it fully It fully is took the kids To Target last Thursday Just for a little happy ass run What's going on in there Dude it was like it was probably like four o'clock. No, I timed it out really well, actually.

I put them in the car at 3.15. I was like, by the time I get there, it'll be a little after 3.30, peruse around in there for however long, by the time you get them in the car, get through traffic back home, it'll be close to five. You know, then you have dinner, and then it's time for getting ready for bedtime. Anyways, besides the point.

So we get to Target and, yeah, that little $5 section or $2 section or whatever it is right at the front, just the just yeah bat coffee cups and ghost coffee cups yeah exactly yeah stanleys and little tiny fluffy pumpkins that you can put on like a side table you know it's just all so tailored to like every chick who's trying to decorate an apartment or a house it's just boom right there i mean it's the first thing you see there were so many i i went to target too i'm just now remembering this so much Halloween stuff and i was kind in my head i was kind of like who's buying that though

I came close Yeah But I'm like there's so much Oh that's a different story bro They got candy I've never even dreamed of That right when you walk in to I'm like god damn Right when you walk in

Oh actually I got this Yeah so I was two for I was actually three for three on new candies this weekend Dude the Jolly Rancher ropes The blue and the red love the sour airheads, amazing. Crazy. Then there was this one, I forget,

I think it's called like Joyride or Joy Good or something, but it's supposed to be one of those natural, like more natural, cleaner candies. It's like it on the, on the package it says like 80% less sugar. I think it's like only like two grams of sugar. Come on.

Whatever. It was incredible. It was very, very good. I went into it. I was like, okay, they're advertising it this way. they were like the little sour watermelon things, you know, that like Sour Patch does, but it's their version. So I was like, oh, I'll get this a shot.

And man, I tell you what, I'm going to be a returning customer. Joy ride? Got to look this up. What are we talking about? Dude, Joyride or Joy good? Something joy. Joy, joy. Something joy.

Allman joy. Jesus. No. Yeah, I see it. And it's sour, right? It's not chocolate. Yeah. Yeah.

Yep. The packaging kind of got me. Yeah. I see. I was, can we just talk? Can we just talk? Dude, for me, it's just still 100 grand. I'm just not over it yet.

That's pretty crazy. Never have had one. What are you doing? 100 grands are the, the backbone of the candy that you never buy. 100 grand. is the number one seed. That's fine. Like you never,

you're not going to the gas station and get 100 grand. You just don't. I wish I did. But it always sneaks up on you. Are they even there? Do they even sell 100 grand of gas stations?

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I've had some down bad gas station runs where I'm, I've picked up 100 grand. But that's it. Those are in the worst times, you know.

King size Kit Kat. size Hershey Bar, cookies and cream. King size 100 grand. Doesn't even make it up to my apartment. Gone in the elevator. Got a pocketful of wrappers sitting next to a candy wrappers

standing next to somebody in the elevator like I didn't just eat 2,000 calories and three seconds. What, Florian? A chocolate tooth. God, I'm going to have to Instagram some candy here, man.

I'm going to, I think rise asleep. I might just hop in the car and fucking go. 100 grand review for the clubhouse. You should throw it on the story. It's amazing.

What is it again? It's like, it's all the, is it just nuts and like new, is it like off-brands Snickers? What the hell is it? No, nuts, dude.

It's like crunch bar outside with like the little crackles, you know? Yeah. Just caramel inside. Oh. Crazy. I could have swore.

I felt like 100 grand. I feel like some sort of, maybe I'm, you know, if they get up, thinking of a payday. Paydays are wild. It's kind of overwhelming.

I'll eat them, though. I'm getting those two mixed up. Yeah. What was the? Oh, I can't think of the, the yellow. The yellow.

Mr. Goodbar? No. It's like yellow and blue. Butterfinger. Butterfinger How'd you forget? You drunk? I am drinking wine

But no Not one of the founding fathers of candy But yeah you're right Drinking wine In a glass like this Doesn't even do anything to you You drink 24 of those It wouldn't even hit

Ryall should just be like Why are you drinking wine in that I'm like I don't need to have a stem It is nice Not going through my book club findings. A little bit of red wine like that and some some mini M&Ms.

That might get you right for about two years. Yeah. All of a sudden it's Christmas. In the tube? The tube. Yeah, I think they taste better from the tube. Oh, man. It's like, it's like,

this is a, this is, these guys are all about how, hey, yeah, uniforms look cool, try them on number 62. I think these guys law, it's well established. Red and green Eminem's. It's just better.

Give me a bowl of red and green Eminem's. Halloween's over. Red and green, red and green, red and green Eminem's, many Eminemes out of a little container. Better than just your average Eminem. Remember your mouth full? I haven't done this in probably like 10 years. Your mouth full of Eminem's. Dude, you ever done that in a while, bro?

It's been so long. Your saliva is just so thick, bro. You spit so... Dude, your eyes are about to pop out of your head. Almost like kind of almost crying. And then somebody's making you laugh too or something. So much chocolate. So much chocolate, you almost get a sore throat.

You know what I mean? You're just like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why am I kind of... Dry-ass feeling back there? Yeah. But literally your mouth, you can barely open it. It's so pasted shut from all of the melted chocolate. the strings of chocolate

so fire you open your mouth a tiny bit you can see like 14 of a moot oh that's a nothing better that's like a top three spit after that you know what I mean

after you swallow you got to get all that out of your mouth spit on the sidewalk it's like crazy I'm like that's a whole like ecosystem down there that was the coming full circle here with dip That was the first made me feel like I'm dipping. I'd do that.

I'd like, yeah, this must be like what tobacco is like, thick ass spit. It's brown. Oh, dude. Coming from deep in the throat. Brown spit. Everybody's talking like Andrew luck after they have a mouthful M&Ms. It's just,

ah, yeah. Oh, that's so Christmas party behavior. guy in his letter kind of red face because it's a little hot standing up in the kitchen

mouthful of M&Ms hands are all red and green doesn't wash them doesn't wash them to the next day at 4 p.m. Just did a little station idea while you were gone hot for station identification

this is a wild part every couple weeks when we record later at night is I have a little bit more free will and willy-nilly because rise down, kids are down, you know, it's nighttime. You're feeling a little crazy. So I have myself a glass. Off the rails with Georgia. All right.

Let's get to the clubhouse here. I've been waiting long enough. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Let's go to Greg. Greg says, laughing at a scorebug for no reason. These guys,

just thinking back to the cohort guy, TG Orson's story, and I'm wondering how I'm going to explain to my wife or non-clubhouse friends, why seeing, oh, here you go, sorry. Why seeing the Oklahoma away at Kentucky scorebug on ESPN, CBS,

would be making me laugh super hard. OU versus Kentucky. Interesting matchup. OU versus Kentucky. He's just talking about the scorebug? Let me start that again because he sent to like the first one cut off. I don't know what happened. So yeah, these guys, just thinking back to the cohort guy, TG Origin story,

and I'm wondering how I'm going to explain to my wife or non-clubhouse friends by seeing the Oklahoma away at Kentucky scorebug on ESPN slash CBS would be making me laugh super hard. What? Oh, I thought you were done. Is that it? No, that's it. Yeah. You said a screenshot of, uh, oh, let's see the screenshot. Uh, you might have to pull it up.

Yeah, you might have to pull it up. It's from Greg on September 2nd. Greg, are you, are you drunk? It was sent at 1032. but I think that might have been Labor Day weekend. I don't know. Just typed in Greg and immediately came up. I don't know, bro.

Looks pretty normal to me. I don't know if that's a scorebug either. That? Oh, no, no, no. OUK. Okay. Oh, we're so dumb. Wow.

Nice poll, Greg. Damn. We're the drunk ones, dog. We, yeah. Holy shit. Dude, that on that might be. okay. Oh, U. Logo and a U.K.

Logo? House divided? House divided? No. Okay. Holy shit, man. My apologies, Greg. Because I was wondering, I was like, okay, you mentioned the cohort guy off the top, but my

dumb ass already forgetting that cohort and okay guy are one of the same. Mm-hmm. Ah, bro. Dude knows us better than I was going to say, clubhouse knows origin better than we do. Wow. Actually, actually an elite email.

Like he, like, he wanted this to happen. He wanted us to, like, figure it out. You know what I mean? And we did. Like, he wasn't like, check out the okay and this. Yeah, you know what I mean? That was really good. Bro, we're getting riddles now.

TG. Riddle House? Okay. Oh, okay. Oh, you and UK. Dude. That's a perfect example You just hey You get the wife

You get the non-club house friends To check out a few episodes And maybe then they'll get it I don't know else to tell you Man if they played no bowl game or something Oh Okay We'd have to go

Oh I'd love that bowl game Are you serious What bull would When Oklahoma and Kentucky play in Gasparilla bowl after like two weird years well no a weird year for Oklahoma yeah Oklahoma's like

7 and 5 but Kentucky's like 9 and 3 somehow yeah that is so crazy I would watch that hell out of that I always hate I would too but I was hate when like one school has an incredible season that you're like wow this is kind of a magical ride and they end up yeah the gasperillible against some team that like you know

so disappointed definitely definitely underwhelmed I'm like this doesn't it doesn't equal it doesn't match up right I know just like a big program that had a bad year

right Florida but but for the other for the other team it's the biggest game of their of their entire program history damn what a start there Gasparilla dude

let's go to Ken Ken says, Station, know about Howie Long's new frames? Hey, guys, I know this isn't a big NFL pregame show podcast, but what are your thoughts on Howie Long's new glasses? I turn on Fox at noon to see Howie rocking the clear frame glasses. Feels a bit too modern for Howie. A pair of dark frame glasses of the perfect compliment to his pristine flat haircut.

And he attached a picture. Ben, if you want to pull that up. Oh, shit. God, should this just be Actually, you know what? When you see it, should this just be our profile picture for these guys, L.O.L. follow at these guys L.O.L. It's Howie Long and right below him,

the graphic is Lions at Packers later today. God, this might need to be the profile pick. Yeah, this is so perfect, bro. Just him mid-sentence. Lions at Packers, dude. Yo, I can, dude, put a circle around him. Howie Long hanging on. The frames match the hair, though.

Not bad. But yeah, he does look like a completely different person now. That's not my Howie, honestly. That is true. Later today. That is true. And it was, that's a good point, Ken. I did notice that.

It was jarring. I don't know. I think maybe because of the switch to the frames that matched the, the, the light hair with the light frames that made me realize oh wow this guy like he's aging yeah I know

what are we talking about here right old Howie Long that Howie I'm like he can still like give you like a rip move and get to the quarterback he could come in on third downs third down package

he's barking he's gonna run away anyway that's all good I just like dude everybody's asleep. I'm trying to do. It's 9 o'clock. What could you possibly be barking at?

Either somebody's breaking in my house. I'm going to die. Or they're just being obnoxious. God. Go get them, dude. We need to do the station ID again. How long up there? Oh, it's Terry Bradshaw.

Oh, my God. Even worse. You go upstairs Terry Bradshaw behind a wall. Believe this. My house got broken into by the Fox pregame show. That sounds, dude, that sounds like, that sounds like a commercial that would be our favorite commercial of all time.

Oh, yeah. Wait, check the kitchen. J.B.'s in there drinking coffee. You're like, how he's like bringing in groceries. Terry's sitting. Terry, of course, like coming out of the bathroom in a towel. Dude's always naked for some reason.

Gronk, like breaks through your garage door. You're like, whoa! just wanted to check the oil or some shit I just thought that maybe it'd be good if I came in this way butabum butababoo all probo to watch Fox about how like they're part of your family

you know like you're family with Fox on NFL Sunday I would love that that that'd be that's an awesome commercial right there that's great all right anyways I It was the young one. It was the new one, the puppy that we got.

He was just in the dining room, just barking. I don't know. Doors are locked. Nobody's at the front door. I have no idea. Shilling. Whatever. Okay, from Blake.

Tony Romo on Dallas Mavericks. Boys, followed you both on Instagram for a minute, but just discovered the pod in the past few months. Welcome. Wow. My email title is in reference to the time that Dallas Mavericks. let Tony Romo suit up for a regular season game before he officially retired. He practiced with the team leading up to the game, went through game day procedures,

including pregame shoot around and warmups, not me buying a ticket that day to go thinking he may get some minutes. Oh. I mean, you don't want to be the guy who missed out on that opportunity. I'm like a weird Wednesday night. Let's just go. How did I miss Tony Romo playing for the maps? Yeah. It's a corner three.

Romo Mavs, Jersey. He's so hard. Throwing it back to last week's pod, a few accessories to add to your funeral bed fit would be a cowboy collar and a helmet with the communication device complete with a green sticker blasting. My God is an awesome God. Also from that pod, while I'm going to failure repping 135 on bench, the part of the pod where you guys were talking about girls always trying to. to bring you down in your highest moments

and calling you a hot shot who literally smelled like shit broke me mid-rep with laughter to the point where I almost needed to spot to get the bar back up. Finally, not a sports pod, but throwing it back to a few months ago talking players who would look good

in other jerseys, I have a few modern day examples. Luca Donchich, Orlando Magic Penstripe jersey with stars, Justin Jefferson, Tennessee Titans red alternate. it. Otani Diamondbacks

white vest steel purple jerseys. Oh, that is great right there. I can picture that. Like you played for him almost. Sent from my sidekick phone in one hand I could never afford while my other hand holds my motorized go-ped scooter.

I could never afford. And he said, dude, he sent the screenshot. This is a screenshot pod, but he, you know, watch, babe. Oh, my God. Sorry, I just opened my phone.

Holy cow. This is from Blake. And it is, it is, it is, Romo in the flesh. Screenshot podcast. Screenshot podcast.

No way. Oh my God. Jesus Christ. I vaguely, when you were, when I was reading that, I was like, I think I remember that.

Like I was in my senior year in college or I just graduated. It's kind of can give me memories back. But the picture, I, now I'm like, Yep. I can see the SportsCenter segment where they played like his intro and everything. This is going to be fun.

It's going to be fun with Jim. The things I do to have that jersey. I wonder if you could look. There's got to be some available. I'll make it. I'll customize it. Romo 9. How come I always have you told me Romo?

I think it's Darren Rovel every time I see him. Like, why is Darren Ravel at the Mavs? it's Tony Romo. Yeah, I can see. Like, Darren Ravel is like his, Darren Vell's like the little runt brother of a guy like Tony Romo. Everybody's first follow on Twitter, Darren Ravel. Yeah.

You know how like there'll be those superstar athletes, like the quarterback who has it all. And then his little brother is just like, didn't get any of the genetics. It was just like a nerd. I hate that. I'm like, nothing, dude. You don't play or try

Yeah, I know you got it in Yeah Romo and Revelle dude Wow how much a new podcast They're new Mike and Mike Romo and Ravel Back and better than ever Let's go to Ty

Subject line Tyrone Wheatley Oh my God You have my attention Hey guys Ty from Atlanta here Third Time emailer Joey I heard you as a guest on the Fine Bomb show weeks ago.

Typically, when I've seen, I heard you on these sports shows, you're highly entertaining, going from impression and impression. However, in this one, it was very cringe, awkward and entertaining all in one. I couldn't tell if you and Paul

were both trolling or legitimately being serious with the back and forth. However, it was a very good banter between you and Powell on SEC versus Big Ten Japs. That got me thinking about your first guests

on the podcast. My recommendations for your guests at no particular order are Fine Bomb, Marty and McGee. Oh, yeah. You and Ben, just 15 years older

and Southern. Your friend Schiller, your friend Joe King, Casey from F. Boy Island and his dog, Bill Murray. That's crazy. Dude knows ball. Yeah, thanks, Ty. No, it was super weird. Like, I've been on Five Bomb show before and it was fun. And he, like, had me do impressions and stuff.

And it was all good. But then, like, him and his people reached out to have me on after I announced that I was doing this produce show. this year. Like, hey, we'd love to have you on to talk about, like, what you're doing now with this Purdue gig and just kind of like college football in general. And I was like, okay, yeah, sure. And then all of a sudden I got on there and Feinbaum was just like, just being the biggest fucking dickhead. And I was like, what was he saying? Dude, he was just like being such a prick. And I was like, you asked me to be here. Like, I don't, I don't need to be here. I didn't want to be on your show. didn't have like a PR person hitting you up to have me on your show like you people reached

out I was like sure yeah like if you want me on I'll come on and then a sudden he's like got me in a corner man it was an ambush attack like it was fucking bullshit do you get out of there alive or what are you gonna go back on the show I about left the call like he's being such an asshole I was like fuck you what he say like could you remember what he said he was just like giving so many jabs and shit at Purdue and like me and like what I do and like doing the whole like so how's a comedy you know it's a comedy thing you're still doing it like is it still working for you and I was like yeah fuck stick I was like yeah it is you know I like I have a really good life and like I do whatever the hell I want like it just pissed me off so much man I was like don't ask me to

come on your fucking show dude and then make me sit here like I'm in rocky Balboa facing and Mr. T in the corner. Your impression of him, dude. Dude, it was so annoying, man. I thought it was just like a friendly, like, yeah, well, come on, we'll talk college football. Maybe you'll have me do a Saban impression. Glad to do it.

And then he came on and he was acting as if, like, I begged to be on his show. I was like, I don't need to be on your fucking show, dude. Like, he was such an asshole, dude. He was such an asshole. and I like oh man so like yeah all those things you said Tyler I just want you to know that like

I too was feeling all that because I was like I don't know what I was supposed to do here like I'm gonna defend Purdue because I work for them and like this is it was just it was really weird and annoying you think you'd go back on if he asked

I don't know anyways um yeah uh chiller Joe those are all be good guess insane

insane line up yeah now I'm all pissed off thinking about that bullshit interview again can't wait to look that up we'll link it underneath dude

dude I'm like sit down here I'm like what am I doing here why am I I know though I swallowed it I swallowed it

and I just was like I just went with it and just fulfilled the rest of the interview because I was like I was hovering. I was hovering over leaving the Zoom call. My mouse was right there.

Like getting ready to click it. Oh, good call. Good call. Yeah. But I was like, that'll cause more of a thing if I do that. So I just was like, yeah, it's great, Paul. Thanks.

Yeah. All right. From Eric. We were talking about dipping earlier in the show. He says dipping on the bus ride home. Throw up city. Longtime listener and email a clubhouse for life And possibly a JV football coach and social studies teacher

But this is not a JV football podcast I'm also not 49 years old Nor did I watch lovers and liars on my patio While flipping channels back to the Boise State Fresno State game at 1130 on a school night Didn't happen I'd simply like to know if there's anything better in life As a JV football player

Than to sneak a dip on the bus right home From an away game after a win You just played in front of a pack stadium of 37 people. Missed your stalk block at wide receiver, but the running back cut the other way and it went on noticed. And didn't go off sides once.

He also did a great job of signaling to the official that you're on the line of scrimmage and it's a legal formation. I mean, great day or what? Ben, who's not buying that? Slap my ass four on pads that double as gloves and seven tans of Kodiak. Eric from Saratoga.

Ah, Eric, I knew. It's been a while since you emailed. I knew that who this was. Bro, the forearm pads that went with the pad here too, when our linemen had those, I was like, oh, shit's getting real in the trenches. I was like, whoa, we're padding up like that. We kind of got some swag on the O line.

All right. No, I was never one to sneak a dip, dude. Never wanted to get in trouble like that. You had to be, obviously, in like the last half of the bus. If you're halfway, through those getting risky. If you're at the very back, it was almost too obvious.

You had to be, I don't know, like three or four rows from the back, like three quarters of the way in the bus. I was always just like, in the back of my head, I'm like, dude, if we get caught, like it's going to be so much running. Like, not even worth it. Honestly, just not worth it.

Yeah, I don't think I ever did it probably because of those same things, but I know a lot of, like, a lot of our teammates. did it. A lot of my teammates did it. Never could, bro. Just didn't want that. Take that bag. Maybe not a lot.

But there were the guys and you knew. And like, it's always, it's a dudes that would go to the bathroom during the day and during school. That was wild to me.

Like, you know, that bad? Like, you know how bored are you got to be? I always thought that too. I was always like, there's too much of maintenance that goes on with that for you to be gone for that time that amount of time yeah what are you doing with that are you taking a spitter from

the cafeteria that you can then throw away like you're not gone you can't be gone for that long it's a bathroom break crazy I'd be too paranoid I mean you a line on that shit like yeah what I've wanted to yeah but

you know I'll all be soft or whatever And I'll exchange that for my mental well-being of like, all I'm going to be thinking about is how much trouble I'm going to get in. Jesus, not. Who gives a shit? Just to be buzzing at school. Like, hey, why not just hold out for 3.30 in the parking lot of McDonald's in your 2002 Chevy Impala?

That's where it goes down, dude. Circle K. Or in the basement of your. buddy's house where you're just playing NCAA and I need to be in a dip safe place good dip safe

dip zone dip zone certified dude basement dip zone yeah you're so right but then it always became like what do with the spitters it's just too much there's too much going on with all that

that was a grossest thing bro just collecting spit I'm like this is so what am I doing yeah I'm an animal like tell me anything more embarrassing than a guy with a bottleful spit I'm like you're disgusting bro

it's like seeds in there too I think excuse me I think that that it's also a dip safe zone to not get in trouble at that age but also a dip safe zone of it's just okay and welcome. And a lot of them, they coincided. There was crossover there because you're, you know,

if you're in a basement for a party, that's a dip safe zone because you're in a basement, but it's not a dip safe zone because there's girls there. And it's a party. But if you're in a basement on a Saturday night, not shit's going on, just you and two other your boys playing FIFA, or NCAA,

then it's a dip safe zone because it's basement. It's a dip safe, dip safe zone because it's just you and three other meathead idiots. You ever have the bro who like, who like can't dip around his girlfriend and his girlfriend pops up and he's like, you know what I mean?

And I was always the guy that didn't have that problem at all. So I'd have to like cover for it. him. That's so stupid. Thinking back to like, yeah, well, what is it your wife?

Dude, you've been dating for five months. Dude, pretty much, though. She's like calling, she's like calling him

by his full name and shit. In high school, when you have a girlfriend, you're pretty much married. Like, that's pretty much like trial run. For sure. Man,

if I could, if I could go back, just, that would, it doesn't matter. No of any of that matters. Oh, that high school shit? I just shake myself like Billy Madison kid.

I kind of knew a little bit deep down. I'd be like this, all this shit though. Like we're just doing it for now. I was never like, this is going to last for ever. I never really thought that. I mean, I think everybody, yeah, but the same, like, you're just so, your world is so small and you're just so like in everything. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Your world is so small in high school, dude. That's why high school football games are like it. Yeah. You got to put on, bro. Like, this is it. You might be in the paper tomorrow. Not a reminiscent podcast. The paper.

Dude, that was big shit. Oh, it was. Yeah, absolutely. I'm just saying like every week I just, we remind ourselves, we just age ourselves out. We were from the generation that MapQuest directions to games that had CD play that had CD cases in our cars

and that one began the paper dude the paper sounds old but do they still do that do they still have the paper I bet they still probably do but I think for kids now who are like waking up on Saturday morning going to film and everything

like Twitter I remember we would pick it up on McDonald's or whatever it'd be like oh see it you know what the little write-up was who got the stats in there but now yeah I think it's just Twitter. It's like whatever Kyle Nedenrep tweeted from Indy Star He's kind of a boss. He's kind of a boss.

Yeah. But he was doing that shit for us just on the paper. And now he's just tweeting about it. Crazy. Yeah. Let's go to Let's start crying.

Let's go to Lou. Let's finish up with Lou. Lou says feeling like I'm gonna puka. God, I read this email because I see all the alerts for the emails, and it takes me, it takes everything in me not to read these. And this is one of them where I was like, okay, I won't read it.

All right. Hey, boys, shh, going on. I hear you guys talk all the time about the OG Express days and was wondering, is that available anywhere to listen to? Long commutes, gym sessions, lonely guy cooking, has led me to finish all of TG and Benny's out of espresso, both free end on Patreon. Honestly, can't get enough.

Feels like I'm talking with the bros all day, even though I don't really have bros in real life. Yeah, you do, Lou, come on. Keep up the great work and let me know how you feel about my fantasy team name that I titled this email. Slop my ass with the metal piece holding together the controller to the glass case of the PlayStation that you could play the latest manned demo on at Walmart, where you always pick the Colts because it was Prime Peyton Manning at that time. From Blue sent from an iPod touch on Starbucks Wi-Fi. Hell yeah.

That's why we're here, bro. That's why we do it. Dude, lonely guy podcast? This is the one for you, man. Honestly. Where are your bros, by the way? Yeah, come to Chicago. For real.

I don't know. I think I'm gonna puka. That's great. I love that. I think a lot of those espresso podcasts might be on my YouTube if you scroll all the way down to the bottom. But like, they might be kind of rough. But I mean, whatever.

Oh my God. That piss me off so much. We had like probably 100 episodes that all got deleted. Remember that? They were like trying to get the code switched over and dude, it was a mess. Yeah. I think there's probably those ones when we do it in that studio together. Wave 1.

And like, yeah, in like 2019, when I was like right at the end, we started recording them there before I went to Barstool. and then intermittently what I'd pop on with you all at that studio like the Ty Pendington episode I think is probably on there that's there for sure Yeah There might be some even older ones that we recorded At the station on my

Main YouTube page scroll all the way down So that was back when we had like segments and shit Kind of hard I'd like come up with them or try to And just like I don't know Hey, dripping or tripping. Dripping or tripping Matt Helmets. Tripping.

That's one of our old segments, dripping or tripping. We just talk about like jerseys, like things girls wore that pissed us off. Like, things do. Yeah, style. Yep, yep, yep. Drippin or tripping. Kind of an origin right there. Dripping or tripping.

Shit, I don't like. Thank God it's over. You still do thank God it's over. No. I do days of the week You did for a while Oh days of the week We'd have those

Yeah Drippin or tripping was nice Man Can't stand We could we could bring back Drippin or Trippin Just randomly like I just did But yeah Matt Helmets

I can't do it anymore Dude even Michigan I'm like guys Get to shine Are you kidding me It's time to get the shine back baby It was cool for like a year a little bit.

Just because it was different. That's it. That's it. That's it. Like it was cool for like high school teams to like randomly bust that out. Whoa, Matt Helmets as a high school kid, that's raw. But like an NFL team with Matt Helmut, Vikings, kid. Be yourself, bro.

Shiny purple with the sparkle. Oh! Metro Dome Lights. Mission. Michigan too though You're so right, man Michigan's a whack for that Give me a little chat handy

to Mario Manningham Shiny ass Navy helmet With the Nike swoosh in the collar Everybody forgot who they were Didn't they? It's too bad Hey Clemson purple jerseys Drippin

Those are hard White pants though Tripping White pants on the Clemson jersey I think they could still do it I'm a fan of like the triple mismatch. White pants, purple jersey, orange helmet, looks kind of good sometimes.

I just hate white pants with a colored jersey. Just looks like a practice uniform. Especially if the pants don't have stripes. I'm like, okay, somebody ran out of money. Somebody forgot their pants. Notre Dame did that. Notre Dame went from, they'd wear that with their green

jerseys. I was like, are we forgetting Joe Montana? Are we forgetting Brady Quinn and Jeff Somarja? Like, the gold top green jersey green pants yeah or gold pants they were wearing white pants with the gold

yeah yeah I hate it I mean Notre Dame's got to switch it up a little bit because they're so traditional and they'll do like those those like really bad uniforms like once every year do they still do that shamrock the Shamrock series dude like a lot of those I mean

Shamrock Station station out of that Shamrock Shamping now dripping or tripping Tyrese Halliburton's shoes. I kind of forget what they look like. I wish he would have worn them in the finals, right? Or did he? He did.

Oh, I wish I would have been available to buy in the finals. Those would have gone crazy, right? Like when the Pacers were like about to win the finals? Didn't account for him tearing his Achilles, but. Oh, whoops. Um, damn, I'm going to say, I kind of, I think they're tripping. Really? I like them.

Going dripping. I like them. I don't think they would look good on me because I'm 32 and white and don't play like pickup hoops or anything like that. But I like them. I like the look of them. I wish I could. I'm looking at the Pacers color way right now.

Are you talking about those? They're like the pink. I didn't think I've seen the Pacers color. Is it just the blue one? Because I've just seen the pink ones. He wore the pink ones in the finals. They're kind of tough. The Pacers color.

If you're, like, going to a Pacers game or something, I can see you wearing those. Just on some, like, go Pacers shit. They look comfy. Yeah, they do. I like, I think Anthony Edwards' shoes. Pretty dope.

Even though they're Adidas, I think they did the right thing. But I'm a big, I'm like, I like shoes that are, like, two, like one big design on them. Like, the perfect basketball shoe to me was the Dwayne Wade, when Duane Wade was like the flash for the heat

and it was just like him and chat. He had those all black converts with the white over the top of the shoe. Those were the hardest shoes to me. Because like you could just point him out on screen. You're like, dude, those wades. And he looked so fast in him. They just had like a white stripe. That's all you need, I think.

Just some simple little design on there. And that's kind of what they're doing with Anthony Edwards. Damn, man. Yeah. Like that just took me back there. I literally when I was in fifth and sixth grade, played in those. Those are hard.

And like TeamX too have that one little detail, that one white, that little like over the top. Kind of sick. There's a couple of others like that too.

They're just like so simple and white and black. I'm like, oh, it goes hard. But somebody has really good ones. Oh, John Morant's shoes

right now, bro. You've seen those? You've seen those. I know you have. With the swoosh, it's turned so it looks like a j. It's so you. Those are the coolest shoes

in the past. like 10 years dude. Like if you're a kid in like the AAU circuit like you're buying those shoes. I might have to get myself a pair. Dude those are the sour airheads of shoes right there.

We can talk shoes all day on this podcast. We really haven't opened up these guys shoe pot like we we can talk shoes on here bro. That's so true. As you're saying that was like the J for me it's sick but I'm looking at it looks like a fucking lickable ass candy.

That's a laughy tag. Like a lickable ass shoe right there. Those are tough. And they got like, I want to be walking around where, yeah, I want to be walking around wearing those, eating like some airhead extremes,

those little colorful sour things. Hey, out of Dave and Busters. Squares. Out of Dave and Busters. What's up? Hey, December 21st.

It's good. I'm going to these guys Chicago tomorrow. Oh, there we go. Where are your, where are your, Where are your coolest shit to these guys live in Chicago? Like, don't bring your girl.

Where the stuff that she hates? Where all that? And show us, please. I don't know, but also, like, yes, do all of that. But also, I always think it's kind of funny when, like, a clubhouse dude shows up with his girl. It's just, like, thinking it's a date night. And I, like, kind of see the reactions. I feel bad for him.

It's kind of funny. It is funny, but I'm like, God, they have no idea what we're talking about. We've been talking about J. Keller smoking cigarettes for two minutes. She doesn't even know who he is. You know? We just talked about licking the Washington State helmet for four minutes.

Dude, somebody show up to these guys, Chicago with this Washington State flag. If we don't get old crimson, and these guys live, Chicago. I'm fucking... Outside of the doors. Has nothing to do with Chicago or us. Just got to be there, though.

Oh, and Cribson. Make it never turn for the 250-second straight game day. Ben still doesn't think it's real? Yeah, I don't think so at all. You made it up. All right. These guys live, Chicago, December 22nd, Zanis, downtown Chicago. You get me fun, man.

Get your tickets. Super excited about it. It's now becoming our annual tradition right around Christmas, close as we can, get it to Christmas, getting together with the clubhouse and celebrating the good time. So tickets are available now. My bad.

My bad. Go ahead, go ahead. There's a place right across the street from Zanis, and they have the best wings, and I can't wait together after. Oh, is it the, dude, is it the Ohio State Bar? No. That's hilarious.

That's hilarious. is that you said that. It was kind of like, it looked a little fancy. Like I walked in there and I was like, oh God, I'm like wearing a jersey. I was like,

there's like bad bitch. There's like bad bitches in here. And I'm like, we're just wearing a jersey. Like after a show like kind of like, not caring. Yeah, you're just so,

after a show, just like. Smash and wings at a bar. Like with a dude with Derek who was the feature. Just like talking ball, dude. Just. Yeah. Sorry.

Out of commission for the night. Yeah. But it was a good place. really good wings. I'll go there again for sure. We should all go there. Yeah, I was going to say that's something that we did it last year after indie, people who traveled, people who come

if you want to hang out, if you're staying for the night, love to go have some beers. We'll talk more about that later. Beer, swings, whatever, but yeah, December 22nd tickets are available. Bring your cohort. We're super excited about it. It's the only ways you can bring your girl. is if you come meet us afterwards and say introduce her as your cohort.

Dude, I would die. What's up? What's going on as my cohort while you're wearing like a Sean Taylor, Washington, Jersey? Oh, my God, it'd die. Oh, man. Yeah. Pumped about it. Ben's in Baltimore next week, September 25th.

Yeah, I don't know if it's next week, but it's, yeah, yeah, it's next week. Next Thursday, Baltimore, September 25th. see you there get your tickeys uh yeah and grab some merch cool um oh I'm gonna pull this one out on I already texted you Dane Sanzzenbacher

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Oh he was number one I thought he was next up In the NFL I was like that guy's gonna be so good Underrated I always polling for that white boy That like somehow gets invited to the draft But yeah

Ernie Conwell About that