THESE GUYS! - Tripping In Front of Women

Episode Date: April 25, 2023

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Because I don't know what to say. I step in a house and I'm like, oh, fuck, this is so weird. Let's see it. When are you going to give me the tour? Let's see it. Just kidding. But then somebody's always like, oh, you want it? I'm like, let's do it.

And I'm like, fuck. It's not much, but you know, it works for us. All of a sudden, I'm heading up to stairs with some dude's fucking wife. I'm like, this is weird. Dude. I don't care about the plates on your wall. Rip City, bitch. TG 31.

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Please see you there. Thanks, bye. Hey, in the reviews, guys. Thank you. Yeah, that's awesome. That is, that's good stuff. What should it be this week? I feel like we've had the last two.

Kiss it up, man. Well, you can kiss it up still, but over the last two weeks, I feel like we've had like the kiss sign, but then we've had kiss me and I'll kiss you back. Got a couple of those. What should it be now? Just type in your favorite football player from the 2000s and we're good.

Nice. Just the 2000 to 2010. Nice. Favorite, favorite player. Like, but not like, you know, Randy Mott. No, like the weird guy. Chad Bratsky would be, that would work. Not like Peyton Manning.

Oh, come on. We like the underdogs. Yeah, like Jacob Lacey. Ooh, Sean Springs. You know, just like, just like, damn, man. Remember that? God, we're old. Cole Holcomb.

I don't know that one. Corey Holcomb? No, I think it's Cole. The quarterback for the Brown. Or Tim Couch? He falls on an Instagram, actually. I wouldn't need anything else in my life. Pretty awesome.

That was a big like, hey, dad, guess who's followed me? Tim Couch, he's like, man, that guy could sling it. Yeah, you're like, I love that shit. All right, so that's what we is this week. On Apple Podcasts, please, or comment it on YouTube or do both because we are on YouTube and you already know that we're on Stitcher. So you get that out of the way. We don't have to say that anymore, do we?

No. Or should we just like put it on the screen the whole podcast? An hour and two minutes, Stitcher down there? they're like is there but let's just call this fuck these guys stitcher with ben and joey uh you know Spotify Apple podcast you're leaving you we don't need too many comments we don't need anything we'll need an explanation just you're going in there and you're saying Jimmy Graham oh it's a little too it's a little too good

that is nice though you're just rolling with it and that was the first thing I can't you know I didn't want to ruins it RW McCorders him? Are you talking about the corner? Oh, okay. Never mind. See, I was talking about, I was thinking of that guy that was like the Steelers, uh, corner, BW Webb. Anybody with the two initials, dude. I said that's so rake, dude. Whenever you hit him with the exhale, you know, you said something good. It's the exhale or, or you say something you go like this. Yeah. The drink just puts a period on it. Dude.

This is a guy of the party that I've been noticing recently. I love this. And it's not even a party. It's like a little get together, right? But it's enough where there's multiple conversations going on, you know. And this dude, this is a guy that like holds you in a conversation for like two hours. Man. But he's always like he's always saying a comment and like kind of walking off.

I like that. Like he's kind of swinging the bat big time and he'll kind of do what you did. and he'll be like, so I guess I'm doing that. Dude, I like that guy. No, but he doesn't walk off, though. I think that's why he's talking to for two hours. Oh, I like the guy that just bounces and he just keeps hitting home runs. The bouncers is great, you know?

The bouncers who we need to be. You know, the Adam Frazier of the party, you don't know that's a baseball player, but he's like, you know, he kind of hops around from team to team and he's always just a reliable ass lefty bad. Is he winning too? No, but he's just like a good player. Like, if you have Adam Frazier in your lineup, you're like, he's going to get a couple doubles, dude. Probably getting like $280.

20 home runs, like on base percentage of like 380. Like, this is productive. Adam Fraser of the party. Come on. And so, yeah, but this is the dude that like, he thinks that the comment that he's making is a walk off. And so he does it as like part of the bit almost. And then you think you're like, oh, yeah, I know.

And you think you're like, thank God he's gone. But then he comes right back. Old circle back. So this is what he does. I'm going to Zito myself here on camera. I'm going to cut my head off. But it's. It's kind of like you could follow along with the bottom part of my body.

So this is just for Ben. Should you get on your knees for this? I know that sounded not right, but we got to get you in front. This seems like a big. All right. So let's just imagine that like, there we go. We're on the same. It's all right.

We're good. It's all right. Yeah, this is how we are. And like, I'm out of party. I'm going to be like, yeah. So the wife said that we're going to Lowe's on Saturday. Oh, no. Yeah.

So I told her I'd, you know, Be sure to get the hardwood. All right, I'll talk to you later. But see, what she doesn't know is already have some, right? It's just in my pants. This guy. But he keeps coming back with those? He's always hitting.

He's always hitting you with like, as he says the line, he like takes a drink and kind of like looks away and goes. Old trail off. I love an old trail off. Like, what is this guy doing, man? I kind of like that guy, bro. What is it? I kind of like that. Are we, are we done?

Is it over? Are you coming back again? What the hell is this? Oh, keep him guessing. But exactly, like you said, I would have so, I would love this guy. I'd be so excited if all of a sudden I was like, oh, he's coming over to all. He's got something. I love a guy that just has something.

And then he's out. It's like, oh, yes, man. Yes. You're waiting for him to come back around. But when he just always, he's lingering, it's not good. I'm like, are you having a good time? Are you trying to get out of here? I was like kind of an eye roll a little bit. Like, wait, why are you mad now? We liked your joke. Now you're upset with us.

Why do you, why are you annoyed to be talking to me? Because I haven't said it shit in 20 minutes. You're like, this is my house. I haven't said shit 20 minutes because I can't get a word in. Just fake laughs and oh dude, no way. It's my whole life. So that's been going on. That's good, man. I noticed that. I noticed that recently.

Guys at parties. Different guys at parties. I wanted to do, I'm probably still going to do a video about this. I was thinking we could do it together. But like the explanation is just how whenever you're at. And even if it is like honestly one of your really great friends and it's just you two like talking for more than like 20 seconds. You're kind of like shit. Like me and you are talking and I've had the floor for 20 seconds?

Well, what I'm saying is that like all these conversations, like the conversation where you have to ask how they're doing like four times. Oh, you know what I mean? You see somebody. Oh, man. Well, good to see. How you doing? Man, right. Yeah.

You're right? Oh, yeah. You're doing good though? Like four different. So how's it going? Just the five different ways to say. I got to get the fuck out of here. It's like, tell me you don't know what to say.

more than asking me how I'm doing six times. I know it's time to get out when I'm like, so how's work? Like I care. Dude, you could be the president and I'd be like, yo, let's talk about anything else. What'd you have for dinner is way better than how's work.

Man, but it's everybody falls back to it, dude. So where you're at now with your job? If you're panicking, if you're panicking. This close. So, so what's going on with that?

I was out at the train. last Thursday that open testing it's very exciting because the next time that we record the show it's going to be May which is great

it's gonna be May not only for so many there's a bunch of not only for that meme that's been ran to the ground but you know month to Maine in Indianapolis

there's just nothing like it but I was at so new yeah I was at the open test somebody goes a girl she goes Oh, no. So, Joey can, like, when, when are you going to, like, give us an impression?

Oh. And I was just like, never now. I said, how much, how much you're paying me? And she was like, no, well, I want, like, give me, I'm like, some Andrew Locke. And I'm like, okay. Dude, next time somebody says that. But then, of course, comes up, like, comes up, like, an hour later. He was like, said, do you, like, get, like, really hate when, like, somebody asked you to do an impression?

You're like, no, I just hate you. dude next time somebody asks you to do an impression do an impression of the person asking and be like oh can you give me an impression that's you bro and then just walk away they would love you can you give me an impression i just did you do you like that oh joie got it's kind of a dick definitely not going to do this um unfollowing but uh yeah so that happened but i also tripped at the gym today front of people wait the why just waiting for you the whole time i literally i had eyes on the door bro i was like he's coming in he's got to come in i was early early i was eight i was eight eight's not early but eight's like okay yeah yeah yeah i you know i i was just a little bit after

that but i was wondering i actually yeah i was wondering i was wondering i was thinking but i was like wonder when that means he's coming in is he doing an afternoon shift i was like we got to record these guys and i know he's not really into the afternoon shift but uh so i figured you went earlier but a couple different things happened in the gym today that want to tell you about trip dude tripped so at our gym there's like stairs you know the weightlifting area is kind of in the basement you have stairs to go up to the main level it's got a bunch of the cardio stuff and everything just picture an old church with like four bench presses in it that's the gym we go to yep it's great the whole time just listening to you know uh not our god is an awesome god you got headphones

oh yeah but like i'm going up this i'm going up the stairs and And this trainer lady and the lady she's training, I can hear them behind me. Like, they're coming up the stairs behind me. So I try to pick up the pace a little bit, you know, because I didn't want, why we got our face in this guy's ass, right? Like, come on, let's go. So I pick up the pace a little bit and I try to do two at a time, you know, a little jog. Oh, and you're going down or up?

Well, show off. Showing off. First thing, dude. Striding him out. First thing. just under stride clipped the foot I go face first

right to the stairs and I'm like oh god man they're right behind me and so I like kind of try to catch myself and spin and like play it off the best I can I'm just like and I just trip but that's pretty good catch right there huh

and they're the look on their faces because they're like oh you know with somebody trips and I was like fuck fuck oh dude I can't I can't it was tough so and then of course

I kept like the announcement oh yeah I mean I just I'm like I'm not gonna add you there's not the worst when somebody trips and they try to just act like it didn't happen. You just got to just fully embrace it. Anytime anything embarrassing happens to you, you got to go face in.

I usually turn it. I'm like, and then I just keep it rolling. Like we both know, bro, but just don't tell anybody. Maybe if it was a guy, but like with it being girls, I just felt like,

you know, of course they're going to be like talking shit about it. So I just want to get it out. That's like that guy. I just want to just get it out. Just like, yeah. Yep, I did it. I know I did.

But not too bad of a save. And then they're like, all right. But it was not a great way to start the week in the Monday morning. Dude, yeah. Next time I'm just going to kiss everybody around me and walk out. Here, sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry.

Oh, my God. What to do when you trip in public? Just kiss literally everyone. Oh my God. Then, okay. Then I go into the sauna because I like to end, you know, my workout with a little sauna sit. nice you know really get the sweat pouring you know after a good workout feeling good you feel refreshed

coming out of there you know thinking about joining the sona gang for years just never do why not ever since i saw nicole's dad in the sonner and he was the hottest man i've ever seen in my life by the way the christmas dance video me and joey did uh we had a we had a sauna scene the guy the hot ass guy in the back was nicole's dad star the show never forget that's the only reason people watch that video the only reason i still watch it every night Sona Zaddy. Anyway, yeah. Literally, this man has a full head of luscious, like, salty gray hair. It's crazy.

He's got great shoulders and pecks. And he's just in the towel. I mean, he's full on sauna in this video. The hottest part about him is that he acts like he doesn't know he's hot. And he acted like he went along with it. He's like, oh, am I? Well, he went along with it of just like he wasn't making it like he knew the way you're in there, but then he kind of like, we kind of broke him a little bit.

He kind of gave us like a little smirk. Yeah, yeah. That guy smirked. I'm good. We got it. Career made. Him and Tim Couch following me. Boom, boom, bang. What else? And so I, you know, so I'm in the sauna today and usually it's just me, right? Usually, like, I get in there and, you know, it's not really heavy traffic in the sauna. Yeah. Which is great. That's what you want. And so I'm sitting there. And then this, this lady, I see her, she's like getting ready to come in. I'm like, all right, no, no big deal. I got headphones on. It's not that big of a deal. Like, I'll just sit here and listen to music or whatever. But then I know she's like, she's taking a while. I'm like, what's going on? She comes into the sauna barefoot.

I don't, I think. She has all, like, you know, Nicole's dad, he was going full, like, naked, right? He had, he had the towel on and then everything else. So I'm like, okay, that makes sense that you didn't have shoes on. Yeah. Or socks. But this chick had full, like, sweatpants, the whole workout thing, and she was just barefoot. I'm like, what hell is this?

Your house? Oh, I don't know the sound of rules. I think just anything goes. It's like Wild West and they can do anything in there. Apparently, because then later on, by the way, another guy had joined. So I'm in here with barefoot chick, another dude next to me. There's three of us. I'm like, man, this can't wrap up fast enough, but I got to get like my 20 minutes. Yeah, you got to hit your time. 20? You're doing 20 in there? Yeah, it's so bad. It feels good. Yeah. I just remember it being so hot sometimes it's like, I need to leave now. Or I'll scream. But then, and then a third lady comes in and she keeps her socks on, but she's still got her shoes off. Full workout gear. I just make a sign like it's your house. Shoes off at the door.

What is this? The Chucky Cheese like ball pit? Bro, I was thrown. That's why I'm kind of out on sanas. I'm like, who knows what's going on in there? The weirdest people are walking out. I'm like, So you guys were just all in there? Saying what? Nothing. Luckily I haven't gotten a talker. And it trusts me. If somebody in the sauna, even through the headphones,

if they try to talk through the headphones, I know I would see the motion. Close my eyes. Not fucking doing it. I just have to tell him, hey. Bro. Not like, yeah, you can get away with that shit out there. But in here, dude, this is the chapel of the weight room.

That's a good way to put it. Shut up. That's crazy of you though. What? I mean, like, I believe it, but that's really, like, confrontational. For me, I'd rather just put the head down, freaking headphones on, close the eyes as if I'm just, like, trying to meditate. Whoa. Yeah.

Some people at our gym, you just got to, like, sometimes you just got to tell them straight up, because they don't really know. I don't think they know Jim etiquette there. So you gotta kind of be the enforcer a little bit. Like, yo, no. It was really interesting. Some dude just kept spotting me. That's weird. And I was like, I'm good.

It's weird. Like, finally, after like 15 spots, I let him keep going. Because I was like, I might need help on this one. But after like, you know, I'm doing some baby ass shit. I was like, dog, like, we're good. He's like, I was just trying to. And I was like, I know you're trying to. Yeah.

You do your own workout. I appreciate it. dog, but like, I was doing the dumb, I was doing like sit-ups. I was like, I don't need your help here, dude. Yeah, you, I don't need you to stand on my feet. I was put them on this. So helpful. Weird. I don't know, man. It was a weird morning. Weird morning. A trip. The triple sets you off. A trip up the stairs. Yeah. Oh, dude. It was like, you know, it was one of those where you want to turn around. Just like, fuck. But like you couldn't. It's, dude, it's a thing. Dude, it's a thing. thousand percent worse tripping in front of women oh yeah man absolutely i'm like i need to go home

type of shit when you trip in front of a in front of a dude you're like ha ha you know you see a guy tripped you're like what a dumb ass but dude i'm a married man and still it's just different yeah i mean you because you just know that they're just they're fucking eviscerating there goes my life yeah and then everything i worked for is gone and you're your trip in front of a girl you're trip guy Oh, you're the clumsy bitch For like the next year at least There's always gonna be like that Yeah, he was like he ate it right in front of it

Were you drunk? All these allegations coming out Oh my God And it was you just trying to hurry up for them Right Just trying to be nice Guy who trips all the time Oh man

Tripping up the stairs Tripping Ditzy Donnie Yep Pretty much Thanks for him to crash your place On Saturday night though Dude Right when you left, you know what I did?

No. Went immediately to insomnia cookies. Wow. Where is there one close to us? Like, it's not like it's by like I-E-P-U-I campus. Damn, that's far. Not really. It's like.

Just a tennis balls throw away. Hey, when people say shit like that. It's a rock's throw, bro. Stooms throw. Skip hop and a jump. Shut up. Hop skip and a jump. Whatever, bro.

Whatever. It's a trip up the stairs away. no but it's not that far and I've been hitting that place up bro insomnia I go there so much I walked in the other day and the guy behind the counter goes there's my boy I was like this isn't good this isn't good man those snickerdoodles will get you just warm ass snickerdoodles in there'll get you dude yeah I haven't been doing so that was just such like the college thing I remember everybody just like yeah we got stowed and had insomnia cookies he was like if you're not having insomnia cookies you're just a fucking bitch yeah

It was a college thing for sure, and it was like very rare. But now that when like, you know, you got time to like order what you actually want, you know, some random assortment of cookies when you're younger. But now it's just like, just a pizza box full of them. So what did you get? Dude, the confetti cookie sandwich with buttercream icing in the middle. I'm such a bitch for that. Icing horrors.

Unite. Cookie sandwich. Cookie sandwich is like my, it's like my top treat, dude. The person who came up with that was a total fat ass. Or just like the smartest business person of all time because they're like every fat ass will die for this. And then some guy was like,

put ice cream in the middle. You know, like the one upper guy. Hey, the Adam Fraser. The Adam Fraser of the ice cream. AF got them. Yeah. If AF's on your dessert team,

he's thinking of one of those little combos. Yeah, he did come up with the whole concept, right? Like that guy, he really, the meat and potatoes of it, you know what I mean? But like he's just got that night. Like he's stealing two bags in the game. Two bags. More, more, I hate it. More baseball phrases, brother.

Yeah. Come on. Tap the bag. Some shit like that. He's stealing bags, bro. He'll swipe a couple. Yeah. No, he just stole second base.

sir. All right. That's it. Bag. Yeah, but I got the cookie sandwich and I got an OG like Eminem's cookie and then I got like a chocolate peanut butter. But I bit I kind of was a bitch because when I was eating them, I don't know why I started doing this. I can't even believe I'm admitting it. I was like not eating the outer edge of the cookie. I was just eating like the part in the middle. like would you take one bite and then just go all the way through so you had to break the edge of the cookie it's kind of like breaking it off and then eating the really good part in the middle and kind of leaving the like kid who doesn't eat the crust I know I'm like am I this guy now yeah am I this guy do you like the crunch of the cookie man what's what's wrong with the outside I was putting down a lot

of cookies dude and it was like the last one and I was like I don't know if I'm I don't know if I'm about the edges right now man you're like you're not you're hating on the out of rim? I'm not, but I can't on tattooing. I kind of was that night. I'm like, is it worth it? That's tough. I've been going to get donuts with Frank every Saturday morning. We're fat as well.

Hey, man, this is the duality of man. You know, we trip in front of women at the gym and then on Saturday night, Sunday, we go and get cookies and donuts. So good. What did you get? I was in there. This place that I went to, Rise and Roll. They had the, it was like, yeah, they had the, a dozen boxes of a dozen laying out. And it was from

like yesterday's batch. It was like 30% off. It's like, damn, that's tempting. But I said, you know, it's still not my, you know, it's like a GM picking when they come in, they get the new regime. Like that's not their guy, you know, they got to start over, right? Like, I just inherit these donuts. Now I want to draft my own and start my own program. And so. Since every woman is now not listening to the podcast. Go ahead. Well, they stopped after the review. They stopped after Tim Couch.

They stopped after the review. Oh, he's a football player. Never mind. They stopped after the reviews. Murpy boy. Oh, two bags, two bags. Yeah, but I drafted my own.

I got my own. Who went first pick? Did you go with? I think blueberry cake. But, you know, I get a two by two. It was two blueberry cake, two chocolate cake, two chocolate, two glazed with chocolate icing, two glazed with chocolate icing with sprinkles on them. You kind of go into that. It's a good fourth round pick.

It's real good. But then, you know, you got to get, you got to, sometimes you got to take a flyer on some guys. And, you know, there's like that. Sealing's high. The peanut butter crunch one, you know? Sometimes you get to take a risk. Hey, sexy pick. Sexy.

You know, may not play for a couple years. You know, I might be having that. If I get on Saturday, it might be a little Monday treat. Just like, you know, what's up with that? Wait, right, run that back, what? Is this Kuiper me? Is this Kiber me? Rake and Kuiperia in the same age.

Well, this draft week's would be appropriate. Yeah, I think I like a Tronogfeld donut. They all they get a little too messy. Sometimes a red flag. You look at that. Let's go. A little bit of a concern. Dude, nobody hits concern harder than that.

Sir. Yeah, I think we'll look at it. Yeah, you get the powder, the powder donuts with the powder figures. Gras a little bit over at flag. A little bit of a good start. God, he does just hit that concern out of the park, doesn't he? Man, it sounds great. It does.

I can't wait. It's going to be great. It starts Thursday, right? You've had like... Like you didn't know. Yeah, I know. What time, though? Because I'm always, like, confused on the time.

It's prime time. They do the first round on Friday, or Thursday night. They do second, third on Friday night, and then they do four through seven, and they're just free for all. Like coverage starts at six, first pick at eight. Yeah. First pick of like 8.23. Yeah, I know.

Because the Ocadale comes out, gets boo. Do do do do do. Right? Is that the... Come on Kansas City. And they start booing him. No, you can do worse than that. He says that.

Is he like kind of funny? Nah, he tries to be. He's a robot. He's a freak. And, yeah, then they boo on. And he's like, the Carolina Panthers are on the clock. And then the whole thing.

And then you get the whole kite. and everybody, you know, breaking down the guys they broke down. He could low-key be the president. Kind of, it is in a way. You know what I mean? Like, if all the presidents went, like, if the president went down, they'd be like, Goodell, call him up. He's the same thing.

It's the same thing, dude. Sure. A lot of people don't like him. Just like a lot of people don't like any president, usually. Same guy. Yeah, but that's good. That's exciting coming up. The free for all Saturday, bro.

The free for all, fourth or seven. It starts at like 11 a.m. The name is like flashed up on the screen and they're not even doing highlights of them. I hate that. Like, show me is real. Well, they'll come back like two, you know,

two commercial breaks later. And they do the guy. They drafted like 16 spots ago. I'm like, well, now I'm kind of out. Yep. Some weird outside linebacker from like Illinois State or something.

You're like, all right. Yeah. He might be a sleeper. He has so much high hope for everybody in it. pick every pick turns out just to be a special teamer you know that's always the worst when you draft a player even if it's like the fifth round and they're just like you know yeah i think he'll come out right away about special teams got a god it'll slather you know and it's just you're just like fuck dude special teamer for fifth round i know i know i know i know three you know it's a three

phase game and it's important shit but especially you can't even get a linebacker it's not important everybody doing during special teams got to go to the bathroom seriously kickoff oh there's going to be a penalty see you later even the other players and the coaches oh yeah no shit they're talking to the offense while the kickoff's going on something happens on kickoff what happened

everybody turned around nobody cares the coach the gigantic whiteboard the the headphone the headset that's like flipped up you know what I mean backwards hat huge fucking whiteboard size like an 80 inch TV it's a riot shield the players don't even

know what's happening. Is it a fumble? Do we have a ball? No one knows anything. And then, yeah, like, Mahomes of the team has to get on camera, like talking to the fucking six-round rookie who fumbled to kick off.

Oh, you just love that out of a leader like Mahomes. Shut the fuck up. We did ask these guys. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. I haven't even looked, so. Perfect. Yeah.

Didn't even send it out. Okay. Here we go. Yes. Jonathan on air. Jonathan Ogden. I wish. What was your worst vacation and would you ever go back to that place?

Like any vacation, family vacay? What's your worst vacation and would you go back? I had a rough spring break my senior year of college and, no, I wouldn't go back because it was in Panama City, Florida. Rough. Why? You were just two. You hung on. overall time.

It wasn't the right group. You were kind of with the, yeah, you're kind of with the spotter guy. You're like, I can hang around you for a little bit. It was like a good group, it was all my best friends, but it's,

it was, they shouldn't have been together. Oh, you mesh friend groups. Yeah, we, we, I mean,

it should have worked. Like, if you're looking at it on paper, you're like, this, this has potential. Lost my wallet the first day. That'll do it.

Yeah, that'll do it. We'll go back. You're just so drunk that you just lost it. It wasn't even, I wasn't even, It was just stupid, bro. I just fumbled the money clip, dude.

It was money clip days. It wasn't even drunk like that. It was just like, oh my God. Yeah. Was it in the water or was it? ID was in there? What am I doing the rest of the trip? Seven days, no money.

Seven days, no money. Can't go any bars. Cool. It was kind of like, damn. That's tough. It is bad. Panama City, though. Never going back, huh?

No point. Yeah. Mine, hmm. I guess if I'm not, would be, this isn't even really vacation, but it was just like a getaway. It's an amusement park vacation, you know? I like those. What happened? It was Cedar Point. That's my shit. Well, we were going there and it was a group of like four dudes. Oh, high school? We're in college. Four dudes, four girls. Two of us were couples. The other two were just, you know, a friend group,

whatever. Yeah. And says disaster written all over it, bro. Anytime your girlfriend's with you ever. It's a disaster. did a did it. And so like my girlfriend at the time was one that wasn't like in the friend. You know what I mean? It was just like she's my girlfriend that's coming with. Okay. So then the morning of we're leaving.

It's like four in the morning to drive up there. We get told unbeknownst to me at the time. Four and pick up that it's going to be a guy car and a girl car. So the lady I was seeing at the time was just absolutely fuming, texting me the entire time because like she didn't like the girl. Girls. She didn't really know them. Like didn't really like like just wasn't comfortable. Right. We fucking get used to it. Yep. So that's going on. And then we get to the park. But how fun was the guy's car? Well, once I could just like, you know, sit on my phone and not look at it for an hour and just, you know, that was. Best time. Best part of the truth. Oh, yeah, for sure. But then we get to the park, right? And so all that's going on. All right. Whatever. Finally, we're all together. Finally, it's done. And we can just have some fun.

You know, I can entertain her, whatever. Get to the gates. The gates are closed. They're sending people back. We're like, what's going on? Pipe bursts on the island of Cedar Point. They'd shut down the entire park. Wait, Cedar Point's an island?

Yeah. Shut down the entire park. Shut down the entire town that Cedar Point is located in. Sandusky, Ohio. Everybody had to leave. We were supposed to be there for two days, two nights. So I did the math. that was the first time Cedar Point I closed on like a non-holiday in like 23 years.

The chances of us being there on that day was like 0.000-248, like astronomical. Yeah. Wait, so what did you do? So we had to, we had to, so we drove five hours up there to Ohio. Then we drove three more hours back down to the southwest. to go to Cincinnati to salvage this trip somehow and go to King's Island instead. Oh, that's a good move. Eight hours in a day, though, to end up at King's Island with a fucking pissed off girlfriend.

What happened? Did she have to get back in the girl's car to go? Yeah. Got so bad that after the Kings Island bout... They just left her there. No, she fucking squeezed into the guy car, dude. So I had the awkwardness of the girls Knowing that she hated them

Oh no My friends being like yeah It's all good bro Even though they were pissed Because we had to ride like four in the back seat And we couldn't have fun Because he had your pissed off girlfriend in there Nobody more mad than a girlfriend

Worst trip of my life Girls can't be any more mad I will never go back to Cedar Point ever This is from Ian dot Ope Best throwback jersey a guy could wear Oh man. Like where are we? Paint the pick. That's just what he said, but we can paint the pick.

Yeah. In this instance, let's say, I don't know, the Indiana Land 500 party. Oh, what would I be wearing to that? Race vibe. Actually, that's a little too specific because it's going to be a race. Let's just say like a summer day party at a bar like 10 roof. You're getting your gang together. bam. Well, I'm thinking Tim Couch Browns. How hard did that go, though? But it would have to be a pro jersey. I'm thinking basketball.

I'm thinking NBA. I don't see this a lot. I'd like to see a Steve Francis Rocket's jersey out there somewhere. Oh, that would be nice. Doesn't know if that's the best, but that's just what's on top of the dome right now. Always thinking about Steve Franchise. Stevie Franchise, yeah.

I mean, that's the problem is that like when you see the best ones are the ones that are so popular that now they're unpopular. You know, like if you wear the LeBron James St. Vincent St. Mary's, if you wear Steph Curry Davidson. If you wear a Ken Griffey Jr. teal, Mariners jersey. It's kind of whatever. You know, it's just, it's just kind of been. Anything Vancouver Grizzlies too or Toronto Raptors. I'm like, you know. The Vince Carter.

Yeah, the Vince Carter. It's not a big deal anymore. In like 2014, the first one that brought back that throwback Vince Carter, Raptors jersey, you're like, ooh. All right. Yeah. Okay. But now, now it's like. We're going on 10 years of it.

My little cousin has that. Right. He doesn't even know who Vince Carter is. He's like the dinosaur on the jersey. Didn't we all. I'm going to go baseball. And it's not best, but like if I, this is like you in my mind, I'm like, man. I'm like, man, if I saw that, I'd be like, ah, man, nice.

I'm going to say right now, like, a black, a black Mike Piazza Medstre. Oh, God. If I saw one of those at a day drinking party. It's a kiss. That's a kiss. Hell yeah, man. Sometimes you just get kissed for wearing that respect, dude.

That would be so. When the Mets came out with black, you know, I was like, oh, they can do that. I know. who just made it up but you're like, Jesus Christ, man. Who even knew black was in their colors? It's not. And they just, yeah, well, we're doing it.

So they probably just fucking, you know, it's like New York City and like it's at night. Because we're only only city that has the night, you know, like, I don't know. That's not what there, but that would be, that would be something that would get like a fist bump at least from me. Daryl Strawberry. From St. Bales, continuing off last week.

favorite Catholic school uniform combo like khakis or navy pants with what called her polo during the week I went khaki pants and white shirt because I was like

let me get my white shirts out you know got a lot I got a plethora of white shirts to go through I had like and then I had like a navy blue shirt

that like I would wear like at the end of the week like a Thursday I'd throw it on because it was like a little more special I can feel the weekend Navy blue coming out. Uh-oh. I know what's coming.

Somebody's... I know, dude. Then I go, then I go khaki pants. And if I could find it, the maroon shirt, bro, Friday. The red shirt in high school. Oh, red was the alternate, dude. That's what I was saying. I was thinking, I was thinking St. Barnus.

But, yeah, the red shirt. If I could find it, bro. And I was, I was stealing shirts. Like, if I found, like, a red Roncalli shirt, like on the stairs, I was taking it. Yeah. You got attached to some. of those shirts, you know, those are the ones that you felt better in. You knew, you know, fit your body more special. Yeah, absolutely. So why it was such a weak day. Like, sleepy, but at the same time, it's clean. It like feels lighter. How about the people that were

just rocking the crew neck? That started to be me. See, I didn't even know that was a, that was so under the radar when I was in school. I'd say for me, like Monday through Wednesday, it was khaki pants with a, you know, a crew neck because those are comfy, but then also you could wear a t-shirt under it. You didn't have to wear a polo. Or nothing. Well, yeah, or nothing. Raw dog. Kind of weird.

Sweeting. I start to sweat. You know what I mean? So I would throw a t-shirt on and I'm like, I'm wearing a t-shirt and comfy as hell. This nice crew neck over the top. That's like Monday through Wednesday. And then, yeah, Friday I would put the red polo.

Let's get loose. Red was sick. Popping. Red was sick. But it couldn't be like the fresh new ones. It had to be like a worn one. Yeah. If you had the fresh ones, they're like, you're dork and you just bought those this year.

Yeah. nerd. But if you had like one that was red that like looked like it was a little vintage, it's like, oh. Went so, you could tell the new shirts from the old ones. Old ones were just like, mm. Yeah. Something to them, you know.

They've been through it. Yep. Nicola, you're in this, you're in that world. What was your combo? Can we get you on the mic? Can we do the mic? Just fucking scream. Is there any, was there any special shit? I'm putting under pressure here for that? Could you were

blue pants at Ron Collie? Yeah, I think you could, but you were definitely fucking loser. Really? Yeah. Like the kids that were blue on blue? Complete psychos. Like they're going to like...

Yeah, I know. I know what you said. I know. I just say it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like they're going to kill you at some point. Is your mic set up or you're not set up? All right.

It's all good. Who cares? Real quick. Yell it out. What'd you do? Your crew neck? Strictly Navy crew neck. Navy crew neck.

okay. It's a baller move. See, I was gray. I like the, I like the, what's that color? The heather gray, crue neck. The people that were just ahead of the game wearing sandals with socks and the crew neck over the top. Like, how comfortable are you, bro?

Are you in college? Right. You're not in the game at all. And maybe just the cuffed khakis. When I started to see that popping off in schools, I was like, you actually look cool. Didn't like the quarter zips. I think of the quarter zips.

Ew. What are we, 46? Okay, professor. Yeah. cheating off you from Hogi 10 greatest in 10 to 64 game of all time I love these questions bro

NFL Blitz Duh everything about NFL Blitz What would your dad say the first time he saw you playing NFL Blitz He'd probably playing with me Because he was like 25 I forgot your dad's like younger than us

I'm like Jesus Christ Dad is cooler shit than we do He just so funny to me bro Yeah you probably was just screaming Is that legal we are underway first time my dad saw me playing NFL Blitz he goes what is this crap?

Yeah your dad hated that. Just body slamming John L.A. 10 times after I play. So funny, dude. I was like, dad, look with my defensive play I picked. Look what defensive play I picked. It's called suicide. So much fun. Just to bomb.

The bomb every offensive play. Every single thing. time. Just launching it. The other play. I love the play names. I just want to be the guy that invented that game. The pro, the guy. What should we call this play? I don't know, dog hook. Just all the play names are so zigzag. Cookie crumble. The most fun shit. Ice cream sandwich. I'm like, yeah. The play works every time. How are you going to forget ice cream sandwich? sandwich. Why are offensive coordinator naming their shit? Offensive coordinators should be naming their

shit NFL Blitz plays. Instead it's like X-Slot Z-Y 2x-4-2, Indiana, Indiana, Sally Mae, X2, 6Y, a right hook with a slam. Let's just call it chips a hoy. Bet, let's run it.

You want to get your players excited? The fucking name of that. Captain Crunch on two. Blitz is good. I think I got to go Mario Kart. Gold Nye's good Wow

I suck at Mario Kart Yeah I can imagine Like I'm bad at a lot of games But I suck Dude I'm just worthless And I was getting to a situation Sorry I was getting to a situation Where I'm playing with a girl

And she just beats this shit Girls are so good at Mario Kart See the good part about N64 Yeah I mean like And there's definitely like girl gamers for sure But like you know And in my world, you know, like my wife, she would, I could be like, you want to just like play Mario Card?

She's like, yeah. And then that's like a little fun night, you know, like playing Mario Card or playing some random, uh, Bugs Life game on Nintendo 64, you know, like that, that's, you know, that PS5 is a little intimidating. Yeah. It's intimidating for me, you know. I'd say the big three, though, Mario Kart, Super Smash brothers, Golden Eye, James Bond. Mm-hmm.

That game intimidated me. Golden Eye. See, the problem with like Mario card is that like you really need to have other people to play. I mean, you don't need to, but it's like, it's kind of boring to like just race against a computer. Like you want other people, you know? Golden I, you can go around fucking killing Russians or whatever. It's James Bond and it's just you. It's cool.

You're good. So true. Love golden eye. Oh, I think you're going to like this one from Brandon Petrie, not that Brandon Petrie. Brandon Petrie 2. What is the worst thing to be invited to? Everything. I don't know. Sometimes you can wild card me and I'll go.

But the worst thing to be invited to? How about like a, how about like the person your dating's seven-year-old cousin's like baseball game or like soccer game? That's bad, but it's always when it's at somebody's house. That makes it worse. Yeah, at that you can like go to the concession. You can go to the bathroom. You can like, you can make a little.

video the way you there's some content there but like at somebody's house you're like oh I have to come inside see your weird pictures and unfinished like rooms and shit and they always want to show you around yeah shoes off give you the tour why are we all we doing tours of houses but I'm the guy that ass because I don't know what to say I get weird I step in a house and I'm like fuck this is so weird let's see it give me the tour let's see it just kidding but then then somebody's always like, oh, you want it? I'm like, let's do it. And I'm like, fuck. It's not much, but you know, it works for us. All of a sudden, I'm heading up to stairs with some dude's fucking wife. I'm like, this is weird. I don't care about the plates on your wall.

Heading upstairs. Yeah. I'm like, yeah, can somebody come with me? I don't care. For me, like, that was a filler sentence. My house is, my house is like, we're keeping everything upstairs to hide from you guys. Like, We don't want you to come upstairs because that's where we just stuffed everything. So our main level and kitchen looks nice. Main level, yeah. Next time I come to your house, I'm dashing up the stairs. You're, no, you don't think you want to do that, bro.

Piles of shit in the corners. Just fucking clothes everywhere. Just fucking, you know, baby toys, just like a random, like, baby swing. Lamp without a shade. I'm like, I think our attic stairs are still open. Like, yeah. Fucking demon girl on the stairs.

I'm like, hey, didn't know you had a daughter. Wow. She's cute. Yeah, dude. That's,

I play that game every weekend. I'm like, is our house clean or did we just shove everything in the closet and upstairs? That's a nice game to play. It works. I'm just going to go into somebody's weird house.

And the first thing I'm going to say is, show me your guest room. Worst thing to be invited to, though. It's like a first birthday party for, your friend's son. All right. Well, hold your invite off.

No, but for, no, I'm just good. It is one of those things. Yeah, it's like, I don't want to invite my friends,

but I do. Because I'm like, my friends, I want to come to that, but I want to be. It should probably be somewhere, though. I don't know if I didn't take

your one-year-old somewhere, though. No. Is that, that's not the play? At the house. Maybe, no, yeah, it's at the house. I'm trying to,

there's got to be some, like, work event, too. You know, like a work happy hour that, like you kind of don't have any other you've known about it for a while and it's been you know what I mean that's like two months out and they're like okay we're going here we're

going to we're going to rock bottom uh four six weeks from now and you're like I'll get out of that and then it comes up on and you're like fuck everybody else is going they're kind of guilt in you and you're like I've been to a bad one dude I didn't I don't think I said one word the whole entire time. Ooh, like a, no, that's fine. Yeah. Everything. That's funny. From Chris Lacheta.

What about a wedding? You know? That might be like peak things you don't want to go to. Yeah, but that's what, okay, the worst wedding to be invited to is the one that where you're not in the wedding. Your wife or girlfriend is in the wedding as a wedding party. you don't really know her great friend or the guy she's marrying that well, but you have to go because your wife is like one of the main or your girlfriend or whoever's like one of the main players

and major player. Right. Like she's one of the stars of the day. So obviously you're invited. Stars of the day in a wedding. And so then you're there and like you're sitting at the outcast table with the other boyfriends or husbands of the people of the girls who are in the wedding. And then you're trying to like fit in.

But at the same time, I'm like, fuck this place, dude. Like, this sucks. Like, I have to do the DD. I'm like missing college football probably. None of these people are my friends. You're a guy with the phone out. But you're, it's not one of those that you're in and out of because, you know, if you're, if you're going as a date and you're just invited as a date to a wedding and it's you

and the person you're dating and neither of you are in the wedding party, then you're probably going to know some people that you're going to be sitting at the table with. That could be fun. Then you can leave whenever you want. There's no requirement. Yeah. But when you're, when you're with. somebody that you're not in the wedding party of and they're in the wedding party that's all day bro yeah

you're locked in 12 to 8 you're locked in probably 12 to 10 or later but you don't have to be there mentally you know you can be there but not be there how because then you're just weird dickhead in the corner not talking to anybody oh yeah but you can just kind of almost then you have to be even more on because you're like you're not playing i have to like actually like figure out these people and like have real conversations about bullshit it's true You might just want to... I used to do this thing where people invite me

to their wedding and I'd just go to the wedding part and then leave immediately after and not do anything else. Like just the church part, then did. Because I'd be like, what else do you want for me? I was there when you got married.

Did you RSVP to the reception? I don't think so. Maybe. That's like the worst thing that you can do. Really? Yeah. Why? People don't give a shit

if you're at the wedding at all. People only send out invites and shit for the reception because the reception is when they're paying for the phone. food and, you know, the, during everything like that. Oh, one piece of chicken. Bro, it's like $75 a plane.

Oh, my God. Worst chicken ever. Yeah, it is, but like, you're doing it the wrong way. Don't go to the church part. Show up for a free meal. I thought it was being nice by going to the church part. No one gives a fuck. I know, that's why I went.

They don't even know. They don't know. The bride and the group don't know who's there. But then at the reception, they're like, wait, where's Saul been at the church? Where is he? You're RSVP that he was coming Right back to the apartment You're such a dickhead dude

To go box my chicken, please You're such a dick All right, couple more here Ray Malone 5 How lit is it getting the wine at mass Dude, I've never done it What? I've never done it

Why? I've never done it, bro Are you germaphone? No Just nobody in my family ever did it So I was like, I guess I'm not doing it. And then I'm not doing it now.

Way too far gone to be sipping. Does it do anything to you? No, but it's just a nice little treat. You get your freak on a little bit? It's just a nice little treat. You tripping on the way back to the pew? I mean, it's not like gold, but I'm not like father at the end. He never noticed when father fucking, I'm like, geez, dude.

Chill out. You buzzing a little bit? Jesus. I caught a little bit off your breath when I shook your hand after mass, dude. Okay, Cabernet. Take a step back. Oh my god, father's not driving home. The priest's driving.

I've never seen a priest drive. Hell no. Where do they go? No, a priest is just stay in that weird ass house, like on school campus. I'm like, ew. It's like definitely haunted or something. Hell, God, what a ding dong ditch that would be. Top five ding dong ditches.

Bing bong. Ha ha ha. Out of there, bro. I kind of want to like see in there. I'm like, what's going on in there? Like, they have to be just always praying, right? Father's got two stories? What do they need two stories for?

Father's watching the fucking Colts game? They have cable? Shouldn't he be fucking reading the Bible? You just think they're always doing church shit? If you're doing anything besides God stuff, it's such a weird... You're wrong. Such a weird visual too when like you see the father out at like, you know, the fucking Mayfest or something.

You're like, huh? He's like sitting at a table with a drunk dad's. You're like, you having a beer, father? You throw it down on the craps table? You can't do that? You can't do that? I wish I'd see a priest out in the wild, bro. Yo, you're trying to cow tip father, father Jacob?

I get the wine at mass. To me, it's just a nice little, like, you know, you get it to pallet. You're like, oh, yeah, that's good. Tonight I'm having some of that with some pasta. Some pasta. Last one here. Never have.

Chris Lachetta. What high school sport has the worst parents? My first thought was baseball, but that's always my first thought. When somebody says worst in sport, my brain goes to baseball. Maybe softball. Yep. That's what I'm saying. I can picture a dad just being so over the top.

And the moms are even more over the top. Why is that? Burpee board times five. I don't know. It's just from my experience. because my sister played my sister played softball up through college

and so I was in that world a lot and so like in baseball I feel like there's kind of the gender inequity thing you know where moms are kind of like they'll be like come on boys but like that's kind of the extent you know

whereas you have your hard ass annoying baseball dads but in softball you have the hard ass annoying softball dads and then the moms, I think, feel because it's, you know, girls out there playing that they can... Hey! Yeah, dude. So it's like the mix.

And they really let them hear it. And they all have such annoying voices. Yeah. The moms, big time. You know? Pick it up! Man, chill out. This isn't your team.

Sherry. Sit your ass down. Eat a ring pop. It was always so intimidating. like in high school or growing up when there was like a mom that was like a real hot head

for baseball. A high head moms are so and that's actually my like bro, she would, the final boss for me. She would always sit right behind home plate too

so she was all in the action man giving shit to the umpire like if her kid was pitching you know like yelling at the kids who made airs in the field and everything. Like damn.

Hothead moms are so set up too in the bleachers. You know they got their own padded seat. They got like six drinks ready to roll. And they're like sun tanning while they're yelling at you. Like they're out there. They get everything rolled up. They got their sandals kicked off. Everything rolled up. Everything rolled up. Like you said, they have the nice ass chair and they're just absolutely lighten everybody up. But they're getting a good sun tan. Yeah. Sun hat is on. Not even, bro. Really? Big ass

hot. The sunglasses, they got like an extra pair of sunglasses on. They got big ass sunglasses, but like the hat they don't really. Maybe a cooler too. Oh, for sure. What's in there? Yeah, they got some Some snacks. You know, you always kind of want to go to that kid's cooler after, but you're scared of his mom. Yeah, you're like, fuck, well, she let me have one of those for her. If you're doing, you know, if you had like a double header, you know, you're like, I kind of sneak over there and see if I get one of those little cold cuts. You know, they have some mean ham sandwiches in there.

Dude, absolutely. I'm like some nice-ass little hoagie bread. Ah, Hawaiian rolls. That is Hawaiian roll family. My parents are like, what? You didn't, we don't pack your shit figured out. Yeah. Their kids sucks.

And they have like a Hawaiian rolls? And the kid has like a giant gatorade. And then like my parents, my mom was just like, here's water. Like fucking water. Oh, water? Yeah. Jesus Christ. Nothing worse than being rewarded with water.

I'm like, thanks. Want me to cut the lawn after that? Like, what's my punishment? You just want me to live. You don't want me to be happy. You just want me to get by. You just want me to get by. Here is a water.

It's like refilled from your house too. It's like the cap's already kind of loose. You're like, Jesus Christ. There's a little dent in it. I hate those waters, bro. My whole entire fridge at my dad's house is all those waters. I'm like, I got to have your breathy cap mouth.

You have to do one of the, you have to like squeeze it just right to. Get the pop out. The pop, yeah, I think softball parents for sure because, well, actually dude,

real quick. Yeah. Football moms. Oh, man. Besides your mom, because she wasn't even at, your senior night.

Right. My mom was a chill football mom. That's not on her. It's because you didn't want. Football moms are so loud. The fucking cowbell dude. That's it. It's football mom.

There needs to be a football mom sniper at every game. Just picking off moms that are just ringing a cowbell through the whole second half. They don't even know what's going on. The slamming of the cowbell, the giant obnoxious jersey that they all have to wear. The big jersey! They like get. They like get done up for the game as if like they're the cheerleader. People are there for them.

I'm like, what are he's looking at you? You're not as fucking celebrity here because your kids are the second wide receiver. Oh my God. Oh, Mrs. Elliot, bro,

all the snacks of the game. Blu-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Dooleck. Your kids sucks. Making the most noise, though. getting out there and putting their blanket down 16 hours before the game. It's like Thursday during the day. I'm like, why is Mrs. Davis in the bleachers right now setting up shop?

Because they do set up shop, bro. Like they're going to camp out. Is this the fucking big house? Black Friday? We're selling out 100K that you have to be here this early? The blanket. This is my spot. And it's like the blanket is made from like different t-shirts and sweatshirts.

Different wrong collie football t-shirts. All the different little quills and patterns. Has number 10 painted on her cheek? Because that's her son's number. So many stickers. I'm like your mom's faces. You like your son too much. You can like your son, but like don't do all that, right?

Because he doesn't like you. Here we go. Final rankings on that. I think it goes, football moms one, softball parents, two, baseball dads three. Baseball dads. They're rough and tough. They are. Just so much bravado.

football moms football moms softball moms softball parents the whole the whole collection dads during softball games shut up Jesus you and your sunglasses bro I feel like softball dads too are the ones who more often way more often than baseball dads I feel like the softball dads are the ones who wear like the weird like shorts shorts that are like half baseball pants you know hot jacket for sure like what is that dude they all every every every softball dad as a goatee, every one of them. Baseball dads too, though. Yeah, same thing.

I felt really good about that ranking. Football mom, softball parents. I'm trying to figure if there is, is there another one? Is there like a low-key sport we're not thinking about? I don't think so. Volleyball, nah. Volleyball's kind of chill. Or the parent in basketball that sits front row and like stomps their foot and shit.

Ooh, there's always a dad in basketball because you're in a gym and it's like enclosed that thinks he's the coach too. And he's kind of wearing. what you're wearing right now. Hey! Like, dude, you don't know the plays and shit, bro. Like, definitely just went and ripped like 40 reps of bench press and that's it at the local Y.

So much coffee before the game. Just wearing it. Get a ball, get a ball, get a ball. Get a ball, get a ball. Every loose ball. Get a ball. Get a ball. Get a ball.

Get a ball. Get a ball. Get a ball. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. We got under control over here. Coach. Get a ball, get him up.

All right. That was asking these guys. Appreciate just certain of men. first time we did it, maybe more to come. And this has been These Guys 31. These guys 31. Reggie Miller episode. Go see Ben on Thursday in Tampa.

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