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Episode Date: February 18, 2025

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You walk into a party? It's like, yeah. It's just douchebag Avengers. Go like this. Your lanyard. Not bad for a fat guy. TG 122. 122.

TG 122. TG 122 at the childhood crib. Yeah. Coach Peas crib. Coach Peas, man. Coch fittingly, got some nice, just gray sweats on. Oh, just so. Dad, look at these things, man.

Dude, you can't wear normal. You just got to wear sweats at your childhood home. You just have to. Everything feels like Christmas for some reason. Yeah, I'm drinking out of a Christmas mug. He set it up. He set it up real nice. Look at that.

Yeah. Probably should hold it by the handle. All good. Got a Christmas tree and everything. What? All over my computer. Yeah, Coach P's house, Ben's in town for a little bit.

Always got to make it happen clubhouse when B. When B's in town, B. We got a. Be in town. B? You want some food, B? Oh, my God. Always ends everything with B.

Let's push Tickies, though. All right. Hey, Torrance, California, February 23rd. It's coming up. That's next week. That's next week. That's next week. Potsdown, Pennsylvania, March 8th.

That's at Soul Joles. And I can't wait. I don't think I've ever been to Pittsburgh. Have you? Kind of thing. Be weird if he did. I don't know why you would be. Kind of just like a crossover town.

I don't know. Maybe drop through at a time or two. Time or two. Top two. Top two. Um, yeah, then we got Plano,

Texas, April 2nd, Rochester, New York, May 5th, and Las Vegas, Nevada, May 24th.

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Good. Good deal. Good deal. What's up? How was, Chicago was good? It was a dream. yeah i love chicago

people chicago go ahead and gold that goal head and gold to your show it's just uh i don't know what i felt zaney's you're so right

you text me you're like bro it's so comedy club it really was the comedy club it's not tiny ass comedy club it's not tiny but it's just like different everybody's on top of each other everything on top of everything god give me every chair two seconds away from the next chair

the ceiling is like five feet off the ground and so everything just like I felt like I was performing at like a high school or something. Felt right. Yeah. Right for you. Stage kind of gave me like gym stage vibe, you know, that stage at Zanies. I'm like...

Gym stage. Yeah, old school. Old school gym stage. There's a piano on the stage. Like on the baseline. Yeah. Yeah. Baseline theater stage.

There's a piano on the stage. It took every ounce of me after every single thing I said not to go over there. Do you ever want to play piano? Did you ever go through one of those or you're like thinking about? I've never had any urge to play any instrument ever. Is that so like, is it just me? I've always just been like, I don't care.

Realized how stupid a question that was as soon as it came out of my name. Have you? Oh yeah. You wanted to play an instrument? Yeah. Like what? The usual's guitar and piano.

Yeah, when I was a kid, electric guitar looked pretty cool because what's his name on Full House had one? That's like, dude, that dude is so sick. Jesse, Uncle Jesse. Yeah, the electric guitars just looks so cool, you know? Everybody played electric guitar, had the girls, you know, wore like black leather pants, that cool hair.

Why is that cool one of your seven? You're like, damn, dude, that guy's got it going on. I know. I got to pick that shit up. Cool hair, longer hair. Hair like yours kind of right now. There's an electric guitar in your car. That's the only reason I brought it up.

It's got a lightning bolt on it. You're like, I just didn't know how to tell you that I'm going to start playing electric guitar on Instagram Reels. Yeah, I'm going to put me riffing on Van Halen up there for everybody. You're like, how do I tell this guy? Two out of five stars, but, you know, I'm trying. Incorporated into my live shows. Maybe these guys live all of a sudden up there.

Just for the intro and outro of this podcast. Then I think like when I was like 16, you know, like a girl was crushing on big time, like love John legend or something. So I was like, fuck, I got to play piano. You know, thinking about like, that would be really nice to have in the arsenal if I could just get on the keys. I know. But, but,

but dinna, but dinna, but dinn it, but dinn it. Some dudes can just, some dudes can pick it up quick and just play piano, bro. It would take me like 16 years to learn one, like, rookie song, you know? Yeah. But, God, that'd be such a cool party trick. I think on movies, too, there's always like that scene where, you know, the group of people are together just like a dinner party or something and then all of a sudden they flash

forward to later in the evening like they're at the dinner table and they start laughing about something ha ha ha ha and then the piano kicks in you're thinking it's a song that comes on oh they're flashing in the next scene and it's them at the piano and then one of the guys is like new boyfriends like playing the piano you can't hate it you're like dude what i mean what a party trick to have you have that up your sleeve you go to a house you go to a house party oh you got uh yeah just let me little blah blah blah man Is that the same as the guy that plays a guitar after the Friday night football game in the parking lot? And all the girls are like, oh, my God, like, literally mad.

I never looked at him like that. Or at like the bonfire. Bonfire guitar guy. Bonfire guitar guy. After Friday night lights. Hey, what if bonfire guitar guy is like the meat head linebacker that everybody thinks is really tough on the outside but has a soft interior and plays the acoustic guitar? Hate him or love him? A little bit of me hates him.

A little bit. Hey, how'd you play, though? Did you play? 15 tackles, two sacks, force fumble, block kick. Play all the songs you want. Right, you hate him, but it's because you want to be him. You're like, damn, dude.

That's why I hate everybody. You're like, Zalowski is cracking skulls at 8.30 p.m. And then at 10.30 p.m. He's at Sophie's house with the bonfire fucking plucking. Ski, stealing. Stealing my bitch. Go on, dude. Every girl.

Stole my spot on defense and my bitch. Dude, Sophie's mom, too. like into ski because he does both. She's looking out of the kitchen window. Yeah, dude. She doesn't even care. washing dishes. Hey, mom loves him because of that. Dad loves him. Sophie's dad loves him because he's cracking skulls.

You're like, yeah, Zolowski's got to go. Ski's talking to your dad on the porch for like way too long. Your dad's offered him a beard. You're like, what? If I, you would kill me with that. Yeah, come on. Hey, after how he played, you do the least

I can do. Shitty beer. Then somebody says, then somebody says, you know, It's like, come out, come back out to the bonfire. And you're out of the bonfire. Then it's like, yeah, most we had our speaker. And then he just whips out his guitar. Zolo, dude. And then, yeah, you're like, oh, dude, Zolo's got the,

Zolo's got the guitar. He's just, this is just a bit that he's doing or something. Then all of a sudden he starts playing like, long as I have you, that's all I have. Every girl melting. That you find yourself singing a little bit, dude? I got stuff. I got to sing.

I mean, he's, he's, you got to respect it, but you hate it. More than what? What do we think about the piano that's just out in public randomly and somebody goes up and just starts going crazy on it? Big opportunity to go viral. You know, like you set it up and it's, oh. Then Rvonne Marr, we're all thinking it or it's a T.J. Max in the kids area. Dude, there's one in the LAX airport. Perfect.

Because everybody's in a rush, everybody's pissed off. And all of a sudden you get on there and he starts playing like, hey Jude or something. And everybody. Oh, my God. There's one in the Chicago airport too. Slowly but surely everybody starts gathering. He's really good. You have like the business corporate guy who's on the phone.

You have the mom with the three kids who's like stressed and pissed. You have the girl who just got broken up with. You have the really big jock, you know, probably like a left tackle type of guy. He's like, he don't know. And then all of a sudden he comes over and he's singing. so let it out and let it in and the guy's just 8.2 million likes on TikTok

segment on the Today Show guy who never learned to play an instrument I'm just sitting in B-17 taking pictures on my phone doing yoga poses yeah do you set those up yeah just put the phone on that 10 second timer

on like a tripod or just up against a chair it's always the worst but I'm always at the airport at like 5.09 a.m. so I'm like, who cares? You ever had anybody who asks you what you're doing? Nah. I mean, people kind of just, people do weird stuff in the airports. I don't really think it's that weird. And it's real early too.

They're probably like, oh, you just probably has to do that because you can't sit for a long time on the plane. Next thing you know, you got like four people. I should probably think they're getting down and doing different yoga poses and shit. I don't know, yeah. I started a little movement here. The yoga airport movement? It's not bad. Yeah.

I love you. Never played an instrument and wish I did. Music teacher kind of took me out of it. He was so about the piano that I was kind of like, I don't want anything to do with the piano. Also, the movie Big, you've probably seen the scene where they're like, it's a sprawled out piano. it's like a giant piano it's a giant keyboard they're jumping on it

yo they're doing like the I don't know what song it is dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun yeah they're playing off a go yeah dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun that made me i was like damn

I never like piano with the like I it looked like I could kind of get it done but then when you involve the feet pedals too I'm like what's happening down there that looks a little rough like two things at once kind of took me out that is that's a very underrated part

that you don't consider it pedals if it was just all fingers like maybe we can get it cracking like like keyboard on a long key yeah you're like yeah you're typing on a long keyboard long computer at that point. But yeah, it's like if we were typing on our computer and we had to consistently press the gas. That's a lot.

There's a lot going on at once. Hey, how about church lady? How about a church lady who would be playing the piano or the organ? She'd slip her off. Really? I never saw who, Hey, why are you talking about Ms. Langfordman like that?

Just always ringing up the people. Miss Langfordman could throw down one of the hardest underrated subs. I think in the country. For rating substitute teachers, I'm like, this girl could be full time. I'm telling you. Yeah. Telling the rest of the staff.

Bring her in. Langfordman can close. She's better than some of you starters. I mean it, dude. I was like, this girl, bro, when she's a sub, that's one of those subs that could be a sub for like three months when somebody's pregnant. Dude, versatile put her anywhere. English class.

Yeah, music. She can play the piano. She can sing. Can have fun. She can run the choir. at church. Can have fun, but can bring it too, you know? Some of those substitutes are just, you just walk all over them, you know, but this,

you know, Langfordman, she would, you know, you should be cool. You're like, oh, sick. Then sometimes you're like, oh, she is a real feature. Very valuable. Like, she can teach a lesson. You're just not putting a worksheet in front of the kids when Ms. Lankerman's in town. Like, she's, she's picking up where he left off, 4.3 today.

Yeah, I was always, I was always so thrown though because she'd slip off the shoe and would just have like the church, you know, the, you know, the middle age, old lady, lady pantyhoes that the church ladies would have, you know, circa late 90s, early 2000s. She slipped that off and she'd be on the, because sometimes you'd go piano to Oregon. Sometimes if you were bringing down the house with, you know,

Christmas time, Hark the Herald Angels sing or, Christmas. I'm trying to think of, what's a church song that would bring that out. The organ. How great thou art, maybe. No.

Sing it. Oh, great. I don't know if I know it. I don't know if I know the song. I don't know the song, but the Pacer's lost like 122 to 119. I don't know. Some people like the feel of like their actual feed on stuff.

And it helps them know. Not a sports podcast, but, go ahead. What's his face? Best running back of all time. Walter Payton. No socks in its cleats. I like the feeling of the real feet on the really,

really feel like you're running. Maybe Mrs. Langfo was going for that on the keys, yeah. Hey, it was sweet. She was bringing it, but I was always just interested. I'm like, is anybody else not? Because my family always sat front row at our church, and we were a front row family. And we, you know, the organ and the piano are right there in front of us.

So I saw it all go down. did you have to get to church really early for front row seats yeah but how this is kind of like or were people like hey no no no that's that's that's that's what i was about to say it kind of and it started with my grandparents it was her grandfather it's like you had Notre Dame season tickets yeah kind of and so you can't get them unless your grandpa had him when i was a man everybody knows you can't just get Notre Dame tickets great grandpa had him during World War I. It's the only reason we're here.

Same with Mass. There's always a guy talking about Notre Dame football tickets. Oh, let's go to the Notre Dame game. Can't. Unless your family had shingles and bought tickets when Joe Montana was playing.

So my grandpa would take his family, my dad and all them, and then they would be in the front row and there was just a bunch of them. And it literally became known like they became known as a front row family that's not what they i mean you know but like that's just what people remembered them like oh you're frf oh wait your grandpa he's a guy that sits in the front row every week right i'm like yeah it's him and so kind of it did be coming to that point we're like we didn't have to show up super early but it was always there and we would take it somebody ever

in your spot oh yeah we ran into that a little bit hey you how do you how do you do that my mom and church it's a big deal we just go we just go to row my dad'd be like take up room take up room and slide this in there. Nothing like sitting way too close to somebody you don't know at church. Yeah. And like when there's somebody in front of you that won't like during the kneeling portion, they weren't kneeling. I'm like, what's going on? You got back problems? But yeah. Sometimes it's like a kid and their parents just let them kind of do whatever. I'm like, wow, bad family. Number one should be here though. Bad family. But your kid's sitting back where I'm kneeling and all my nose breath is just hitting them right in the back of the neck.

I'm like, this is weird. You got the whole like, you know, they kind of look back. They're like, I'm like, I'm like, bro, I'm just all my breath on this kid's neck is so weird. Same age. I'm going to see him on Monday. But I don't have, I don't have the benefit of doubt here, Jeff. I got a kneel. Coach P's making me kneel.

You can't just sit back because I had a, you know, three practices this week and my back hurting. Hey, the fake, Neil, you ever pull that one? Get your ass chewed out. Dude, I've tried the fake. Well, with your ass on the pew? Oh, yeah. My dad. Yeah.

What are we doing? Sorry, bro. Doesn't stop being a football coach, even in church. Scoop. Poster. Posture. Poster beep. Butt down, chin up.

Eyes forward. Eyes on the priest's belt. I hate it, Politi. Get it. Run it again. kneeling again, Politsy. I freaking ate it, man.

Coach at church. Scoop. Single fop. What else is church? People like when we talk about church. I swear. The amount of people that I get like in public or even if,

you know, just like an Instagram DM. I love what you guys talk about with Catholic church shit. I'm like, oh, okay. When there wasn't enough room on the kneeler

and you had to go one knee on, one knee off. You're like, yeah, You're like, do I just post-game speech it? Do I just one-kne it on the hardwood? You know? Oh, I've done that before. One knee down.

Sometimes when you, like, ran out of room and you really had to just go, just knees on floor. It was like, I'm really sacrificing for the Lord right now. This is actually insane. Yeah, I deserve breakfast after this. Yeah, give me like four donuts. I was kneeling. I was raw dog in my knees, my kneecaps for Jesus. Dude, did you ever have to?

You didn't do sleepovers, really. When I got a little older in my career. The meetup, the church meetup, the church exchange. Oh, and like that was the, that was the, you would stay home now. You'd stay the night on Saturday night somewhere and it's like, oh, well, we'll just, yeah, we'll meet at 11 o'clock mass. So then you go and you're there at mass, you know, but you ride with your friend's family and then you're like, do I sit with them for this?

My family's right over there. I'm kind of, that the exchange hasn't technically happened. It's not happened yet. I forgot my belt. You know, it's like after mass you do that. I don't know. Oh, yeah. So then it's weird.

But then the whole process, like the Sunday morning, when you wake up at your friend's house and like the mom's getting ready and shit, she's in her robe, you're like, what's going on? Like, you know what I mean? They're getting on us and the little brother's ass because we're not getting ready quick enough. It slept in too late.

The little brother's being a shithead. People are yelling. It's chaotic. Like, dude, why can my dad just come and got me at 9 a.m.? I would have gone to 9 a.m. I would have to deal with all this shit. Yeah, and then it's kind of sad when you got to depart from your new family to your actual family.

I'm like, I guess, sorry, Mayfest was fun. I was always ready because of the get ready experience. All that shit that went down was like, I don't, you know, the mom's judging me because of what I'm wearing, you know, because then my friend wants to wear something similar to me and like my shit didn't meet her kind of requirements. This is all I got here. Like, I got, yeah, I got khaki pants and a, in an, in an, in an air. Apostle like baseball shirt. I mean, that's fine.

Ooh, a baseball shirt in church. Hey, save some bitches for the rest of us. Jesus Christ, dude. A baseball shirt anywhere at any point in time. Okay. Hey. Jesus. That was, that was like a,

somebody has sex. Hey, might pull out the Pooka necklace too. Get them. 2007. I'd fuck you. Hey, baseball shirt at church. Hey, all the moms, all the girl. Who is the, as he knew?

never had hotter forearms in your life you're like okay captain veins cool it could I be hey Popeye get your Eucharist and get on back home Jesus Christ my mom's here Bopi baseball shirt for arms the fucking awakening I had with baseball shirts I think I was one of the first on to that like not you you kind of you kind of were in our area our age I was like I guys said all the trends no No, no, no. Oh, wow.

Yeah. But. Well, that one. I gave you that one. I gave you that one. Dude, I was there in turtlenex when he was 12. Stealing bitches.

The baseball sleep, because look, I wasn't blessed like Benny. I wasn't Nick Baker. I wasn't like, you know, there's guys who just naturally were better looking than me when we're in six, seven,

eighth grade, 16 years old. And so I had to do, you know, it's like, uh, you know, it's like,

uh, you know, undersized. What do they have that's a trait that makes them stick out? Oh, they can use their feet really well. They know, they get out of the pocket. They're really mobile. That's what sets them apart from your typical, like, he's got the quarterback stature. For me, that was baseball shirt. I was like, wait a second. I think it looks good on me. My, my forearms look good. You're a baseball guy. I got the baseball hair. I was like, I, you know, you have the sleep pulled up. It's not all the way down. It's not a short sleeve shirt. It's just kind of chilling. Makes your

veins look good. You got bands on your arms. Like my hands and my forearms are looking good. I, I, that was, that was my way in. That was my way to cut the competition. You baseball shirts your way to the top of the draft board. So that's for a while there from like, 2008 to 2011. I was like baseball shirt.

Like just Christmas, birthday. I was like, some baseball shirts. Give me some of that. Way better than others. Oh, yeah, yeah. Some, you know, you get a performance baseball shirt. I'm like, ew, you know, you ask your mom for a baseball shirt for Christmas. She gets you like one, like, you play for like Little League, AAA or something shit.

No, I just need the old Navy baseball shirt. Sometimes it's got a little weight to it. Yep. What was your favorite color? Man, I had one that I missed to this day. It was red. No, it was white on the torso in the chest. Always white on the torso or cream.

It was like a white cream. It was like a white cream. Navy blue, I believe. Just right now. Yeah. I was up. You were snapping necks with that. And that was diverse.

You know, you can wear it with pants. You can wear it with shorts. You could wear it summertime, fall time, springtime, wintertime under a jacket. Take the jacket off. You got baseball shirt on.

Holy shit. Holy shit. Hey, high school basketball game. You're just going. Come on. Hey, date. Dude, it's a date shirt. You can't wear a baseball shirt when you're hanging with the boys.

It's like, whoa, hey. What's going on? Where are we going on? What's going on? Stay sure you know about baseball shirt. Happened in Chicago, by the way. I know we're talking about baseball shirt, but I was taking a picture with the girl after the show. Guy comes up to me.

Do you know about this? Oh, my God. All right, back to me. It was so funny, dude. And the girl's like, what? And I was like, this is clubhouse. Yeah. What is that?

What does he mean? Does he know you? Does he know that? What? Yeah, it was kind of weird too. Like sometimes you could, you know, a guy would be, you know, the hot upper classman, you know, like maybe you. Like you would be wearing like Jordan's sweatpants or something. Like big boots, like Happy Gilmore style almost, you know.

Cool. Way too cool. Right. It's, you know, it's February, January. We're at a high school basketball game on a Friday night. Hey, don't talk about John Jenkins like that, dude. bro when you busted out the what what boots were those i'm sorry we had to bring that i you call out those names dude it's not me so

although i did do nick baker earlier but that's just because that's that's my guy you know but you know you show up they show up they got the fuck pants the baggy boots you know happy go more style they got a they got the jacket that has the fur on the and the in the neck you know If you had the jacket with the hood that had fur on it, like Donovan McNabb did in that one NFL commercial. You're the coolest guy. And honestly, girls, when they wear that too. But it was right, girls had it more.

Like, it wasn't fur. It was like, it was like sheep wool. I like the one that stick out, stuck out, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But really the one I have in my mind is like, it's like sheep wool. And it's, you know, it's like, I know that one. It's like white and kind of, you know.

And, but dude, then, yeah, you take off the sheep wool jacket and they just got baseball shirt and sweatpants on them. Like, damn. Like casually, just so cool. Rubber bands on their wrist. Nonchalant. Oh, yeah, I just threw this on. Vains popping out.

I'm like, dude. We know you did the fucking, the wrist strength curl thing. Every baseball guy in the way room. No, not even that, dude. The one at the bar that you. You had to like use, you can move your arms. You just had to pull, yes, you had to pull. Yeah, yeah, just pull it up like that and then drop it back down.

We know that's all you did for the last two months. And look, you get it. We know you got to, we know you signed with DePaul, all right? For being a pitcher, we know. We know, dude, go Tigers. It's in your profile, we know. DePaul commit. Yeah.

Tigers Tigers with a 2012 Next to it Like wow Damn This is crazy Yeah Baseball shirt

That's what I had to do Baseball shirt Probably number one on that Oh my God Who is that? Number two Probably thermal But I think guys like that

A little more than girls Um Thermal Yeah Thermal is just Do you call it thermal You call a waffle shirt You ever call a waffle shirt?

It's all I want to talk about is that Makes me hungry Dude if you got That makes you hungry Christmas You know Christmas circa 2011 You get a fucking box full of every different color Waffle shirt

They're like They're right though They're all the wrong ones mom I told you you got a champs They're two for 20 there Dude nobody Nobody forgets The deals during Christmas

Talk about Christmas again. Time stamp it. Steven Snyder, this is for you. Nobody forgets the Christmas deals. Two for 20 champs thermals. Who's not buying those? Jordan Basic shorts. I think it was two for 50, which is a deal.

Just the plain Jordan shorts, plain color. That's all I want. You don't need all that. No, just give me the plain all red, all purple, crazy. And then those college hoodies. Remember those? It was just like They just said Louisville stitched

And they had like the logo I'm like how are you guys doing this isn't copyright Just Yeah it was crazy I can't believe they got away with that A black Duke sweatshirt Everybody would come back Kid that kind of like your girlfriend had it

I was like God Everybody knows about the deals He's probably at the mall The same time he probably kissed my girlfriend In the bathroom or something Outside of Annie Ann's pretzels What I wasn't looking Dude

any yeah that you'd come back from a Christmas break you'd see an Oregon stitched a North Carolina four Ohio state ones yeah and it's like I didn't even know he liked that right

and then you gotta bring it up to your boys I didn't know that that was the stuff we were worried about in high school bro Matt's at Texas kind of bandwagony to me I don't even like him anymore but you're just mad because you didn't have it yeah damn

I haven't seen a Texas one. I didn't claim that I like Texas early enough. I didn't claim I like Texas prior to the 2006 Rose Bowl, so now I'm fucked. You have to claim your team in high school. You can't just jump around. Oh, like Florida now. Oh, do you? Even if it was 2005, you know, 2005 regular season, you could be with Texas, but it was that Rose Bowl was a decider.

Then everybody's like, okay. Dude, I got a Texas sweatshirt after that. I was like, I got to do it, boys. sorry. Do you like like them? Not really. Yeah, North Carolina, Ohio State. Oregon, because we were there like 2010, 2011, where it was like really, you know, holy shit, Oregon. La Michael James. Wow. They were just too cool. I couldn't, I couldn't pretend to like them. I liked him deep down, but I was like I'm not going to show it. Yeah. It's like that's a, yeah, yeah, I'm trying to think, Auburn, you know, with Cam Newton, I became a thing. You'd see some Auburn hoodies popping up. Oh, Auburn was a thing. Oh my God. No one cares about Auburn ever. No, you see some... That was so obvious.

You see some Facebook statuses, War Eagle. You know. Does he have an Auburn Lanyard on? Dude, your lanyard? You told you everything about you, you, you could kind of get away with a little bit with the Labyrinth. Crimson Tide. Since when?

You could kind of get... Matt. That was kind of just like a little flavor, you know, that you could throw in because it wasn't... Yeah, it wasn't. You're just like, all right. Okay Memphis? Does your cousin go there?

Or do you just like DeAngelo Williams or something? Maybe like an OKC, Thunder, you know? To me that was your phone wallpaper. Yeah. I don't like this, bro. It's just cool. Right. Exactly.

Exactly. Exactly. Yeah, that's what it was. That's a lanyards, dude. That's definitely, I feel like that is. I remember hardcore where it was like, it was probably you, bro. It was probably, honestly probably was.

No, no, no, no, no. But you were all about it. And then when it was not time to be about it, you were. And I think I still had one, like, 2016. Yo, I remember the moment you brought it up. I was like, dude, I'm out on landers. Yeah, and I was so out. I was like, damn, he's probably right.

I guess I don't see these that much anymore. I think my aunt made fun of me. Dude, when my aunt makes fun of me, I take that to heart so bad. How dope was it, though? How dope did it feel, at least, when you could throw the lanyard on? Like you were wearing like a like it was almost like a like a credential. And you'd be walking around with a waffle shirt and a lanyard dude. Playing waffle shirt kind of a stain on it because you drank something before he left the house.

But you're lanyard too. Jordan shorts, waffle shirt, lanyard around the neck. Team Jordan's on. Dude, don't talk about David Claney like that. That's so crazy. Oh my God. not a local podcast. We're going to get sued.

We're going to get sued. Somebody's law firms coming after us. For people that we would die school with. It's so funny though. It's so funny. Even if you don't know who we're talking about, you can just picture him. That was gas.

Dude, yeah, never felt cooler than a fucking white waffle shirt, a black beanie on and a lanyer. I can't stop. Oh, a beanie. Hey, were you ball on top,

Beanie guy? I kind of was for a little bit. I did both, bro. I loved them. I loved them. Especially in high school. I was like, dude, from November until damn near March on a Friday night at a house party, I was like, yeah, I got.

I'm keeping this thing. Like, I got a jerk. Yes. Sitting at their kitchen table 2.30 a.m. With a Pistons ball, like poof ball. Beanie on? What's up? Yeah, yeah.

No, no. Looks cool. I just want, like, give me one picture, bro. For sure, bro. Yes. Give me one picture. picture, dude. Can you fill me up here, Johnny?

Because I don't want to fuck up my mic. God dang. Yeah, this is why this podcast is the best, because there's just such a, such a direct audience that this is speaking to. We'll never get a sponsor unless it's the Greenwood Park Mall. Honestly, draft kings, nah. Freaking Manscape, nah.

Greenwood Park. mall at npm honestly best accomplishment of our life this is throwing me back to the uh you what were the i'm trying to think of the station i'm trying to think of the boots what were the boots called every like all the hot guys had they're a little too country for me there weren't car heart timberlands yeah timberlands bro i don't know i couldn't think of that but uh if you had

timberland boots like that was i couldn't do i couldn't do it i was like that's not me like i'm not country enough i wanted to because of Happy Gilmore. Oh, man, he put those on, didn't he? Wanted to do nothing but walk around and baggy ass sweatpants and boots that were like unlaced. So cool with the hockey jersey. God, he looks so cool in that movie.

But that's where I was like, I mean, that's just, I would just be cosplaying Happy Gilmore. I don't think people would know because it was like underrated swag. It wasn't like mainstream. At that time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, he's doing, like if you would have told me, it's just happy Gilmore's look. I'd be like, oh my God, you unlock something there. He really, that was, I was comfy too.

And he did that, like, kind of like what I was talking about, where, like, he would have baggy gray sweatpants on boots, but then he would have like a, like a plaid. That was a big thing, too, like plaid button down shirts. Over something? Maybe, like, just a shirt, maybe, but like he would have it unbuttoned, you know? So it'd be real loose and just like flying around.

Adam's saying, my bro. always looks like he's about to get the paper. Just at every point in time, even now. Oh, yeah. You just get the paper? It's crazy how much that's just become his brand. It's so cool. You see it all over the internet.

And it's honestly worked for him where, like, young people, like, I'll see, like, people throw Adam Sandler parties or Adam Sandler era or whatever. I feel to go to an Adam Sandler party. Shorts down to here. Would it be, maybe, I don't know. Should these guys, like, would that be lame or cool? for a party? We did like a these guys.

Yeah. Maybe if it's like a show, but like kind of like a party like we did for the Indy 500, but it's just like fucking dress like the Sandman. We should have a theme for all of our shows that we do live. Hey, what's up? We're coming to Pittsburgh. It's Adam Sandler night. That would be crazy.

Who's not going? Everybody just wearing, yeah, dude, just like starberries. Oh. The baggiest shorts ever. Yo, that would be so sick. Who's not in? I mean, it's Jersey regardless. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because we love Jersey of the night, but Adam Sandler theme. That's the only thing I can think of right now. Right. Yeah, dude, this thermal shirt, not thermal. We already said that. Plad. You had to have been out on that. Or maybe it was just past you.

Vlad? Yeah. I never did. No, I can't imagine you on that. But, like, dude, the guys who would. Dude, there was a certain guy that every chick loved. And it was the guy who was, like, kind of quiet, would wear plaid button-up shirts that were long-sleeved that he would buttoned pretty much all the way to the top, have, like, skinny jeans on with vans. Every chick loved this guy.

Oh, man. The way that, like, it didn't matter. And every chick would just be like, yeah, he's, like, really fucking hot. You got to have the body type for that. You can't just have, like, skinny guy, like, clothes. and have athletic build, you know? For sure. It's just like, it just doesn't work out.

Certain body, certain personality, man. I tried to cosplay it a couple times and even I was like, I was just off. Doesn't look right. I'm just trying to do it too, man. Try to do it. These guys try to do every trend in the book. Jesus Christ.

Have to. Have to. It's like when skinny, skinny guys with skinny guy tattoos, like start lifting weights. I'm like, it's just not you. Like, dude, you can have an upside-down road. on your thigh and like be on the leg extension machine come on dude skinny skateboarder cool vans guy whiz califa you stay in your lane I'll stay in

mine if whiz califa got jacked all of a sudden nobody would like dude he did he did yeah he's jacked yeah shut up yeah swear like he's got like mass or he's just like been working out because I can't a little bit of a little bit of mass oh I mean especially especially like comparatively when we were in high school and college and he was super popular and that's all everybody listened to when he was just like literally skin and bones and tattoos not anymore. Bros. been eating meat?

Yeah. Yeah. Excuse me? Ah, ha. God. Yeah, and those same guys would do that laugh and I couldn't do it. And I was like, man, it's just not me. I'm not like stoner, quiet, cool kid.

I'm not mysterious enough. Mm-mm. Those dudes who wore the plaid shirt buttoned up with the jeans like that and, like, vans or, like, supers or something. It was like, they're just, like, mysterious. Those dudes slay at restaurants. Like, her, you know, like, his parents were, like, never home, you know? And so, like, we could stay the night on school nights and shit. Never seen his dad.

And, like, you know, and girls would randomly be there. You're like, what's going on? Do you? What card? Yeah. I forget what it is called. And it's so funny because I'm talking about one of my best friends. Say his name.

I'm not going to. I'm not going to. Because he's just, he's still low key like that. And I'm not going to. Come on. He was like, he led the charge of this kind of,

of this kind of archetype. That's good to have a guy break through like that at your high school. And it was so. Oh, we're doing it like that. that now. It was so cool too because he was like an athlete, but then also, well, you know, it's kind of like these NBA players and shit. It's like, you see him and they're on the floor and you're like, oh, yeah, yeah, obviously they're an NBA player, but then you see him like, you know, like a Jalen Brown or something. You're like, not even the same guy, like off the court, you know?

Is he an actor? Right. Right. Right. Right. Yeah. So he kind of had best of both worlds going on. So, and then it was like a wildcard a little bit with your group, you know? Who was it? You know, I'd say. Let's give me the initials, bro. J.S. Too local. I'm not going to dive into it. Not going to dive into it. But like, you know, your crew, you'd have like, yeah, you'd have an Orlando Magic Shaquille Neal jersey. You know, you'd have one dude with a waffle shirt and a snap bag. You'd have another guy with, I don't know, just a fucking North Carolina hoodie on.

And then you have this dude. And he's rocking that outfit. And you're like, we're kind of legit now. We're kind of like, we're kind of a squad. It's kind of like the A team of like 2011 douchebag high school guys. That's cool, bro. That's what I think is cool. We've got to, we kind of have the whole arsenal here, you know? You walk into a party? It's like, yeah.

It's just douchebag Avengers. Go like this. Your lanyards. Avengers. Those dochebags. That's out of the open house. Dude's lighter flies in. Sunglasses that look like Kanye West go over your head like Ironman's.

Beanie drops on your head. Your big friend gets mad, breaks a window, punches a hole in the drywall. Yeah, it's the Hulk. Your left guard friend who only never wear sleeves at no matter what the temperature is. no sleeves, no pants. Shorts meets no. February 4th, still sweating. Bust the car window.

You're like, yeah, we're ready to go. We're ready to go. He's mad. We're good, bro. We're so good. Friend that wasn't invited shows up. You're like, kind of weird, but Hawkeyes here. Don't really know what his power is.

Maybe he bought alcohol. Looks cool sometimes. Does cool poses. has a cool house. Oh, he might be the house guy. It has a cool house that it's like a safe space for you to go back to, you know, not really a curfew. Parents are there, but they don't care and they're not going to like rat on you,

you know? Also, like the kind of house that like if one of your friends, crazy moms calls, they'd be like, yeah, they're saying here. They'll hold it down. Right. God, that's his role. Love, man, he might be MVP. We need Hawkeye there.

Because we might have to bail. Well, that's how it always goes. Like, I feel like in those movies, it's like the game. guy that yeah you overlook him and all of a sudden he has the one key that rules all key right oh that's why he's here he kind of like distracts the main guys right oh if it wasn't for him right yeah you kind of right you hate him at the start but then at the end you put your arm around him and you're like i get it might be a little bit of a fuss too you know throughout you're like do i like them just don't know they really grows on you i don't know why we're talking about

Danny Cox like that. Oh, God. This is... Okay. Yeah. We're just going to leave it. Leave it at that. Let's get to the...

Not local podcast. Get to Clubhouse. Ball Biles. No. Yeah, Jesus. All these names of these people are going to... We're done. Some of these people are going to end up getting mess.

messages from some person who happens to listen to the show. Do you, did you go to school with, okay. Johnson and Schmitty? From Tom, subject line international podcast. Fellas, big congrats on being an international podcast,

huge fan all the way from London. That's awesome. Just wanted to know, what's your favorite sporting memory where you are playing? Ever have an absolute dream game? in high school or college where everything came together. Winning touchdown whilst the girl you were into was on the sidelines.

Genuinely, no better feeling than playing lights out and having the weekend ahead of you. Smack my ass, waltz screaming, fire in the hall! And the voice of Ty Pennington from Extreme Home Makeover. Great callback. Tom. This guy's so clubhouse. That's cool. The best moments in any game I've ever played were when I didn't know the time in quarter. like I've hit like three buzzer beers in my life

I just thought it was the end of the third it's the only reason I shot it like bro you just won the game I'm like I didn't mean too but yeah sounds right it sounds right coach is dialing it up and the huddle doesn't make sure everybody knows not to say the exact situation because he's like yeah

at policy he'll play relax and just throw it up and throw it in oh whoops it's the end of the game cool that worked out well Um Yeah, pretty much, pretty much. Yeah, best shit for me happened when I was 10 And I've told this story on this pod before, but I'll tell it again

Right back Girl I liked and one of her friends was coming on Friday night Like it was like May, you know, so school was getting ready to be done You know, maybe they were, I think maybe like some little like jean shorts, you know And like girl, you were like, jean shorts was the guy for girl equivalent of like waffle shirts change shorts. You're like, damn. Yeah.

So it's going to warm out shows up. And we're playing on this diamond where cars are parked right out front. Oh, this is the sickest story. And this kid, it's like this kid that we were playing, they're from Bloomington. And this kid, it was like, you knew about this kid, even in indie. You're like, oh, this kid, you know, he brings the heat. He's the big dog. Right.

And so it's kind of like, you know, mono, he mono. he was pitching i was up at the plate dude just fucking turn on one blasted over the left field wall sounds made up breaks a car breaks like a windshield ball lands in a car's windshield

it was his grandparents car dude that is the illest thing dude while that girl her mom and her friend are there on a Friday night right outside the dugout they probably didn't see it or something wait what happened what

yeah going to get like sour punch straws the concession stick. God damn. I didn't see anything. Like, did he even play? That was, that was probably tops, man. Doesn't get much better than that. Or when I was playing in Cam Hayward's softball game three years ago. Can't wait. And, uh, top of the first come up and we're playing at a minor league baseball stadium. And they had like fake fences up, you know, that were like how they do in the celeb games. They bring it in. And I hit it out of the park. So not just over the fake fence, but like out of the real fence. Did anyone cool say something to you?

Oh, dude, everybody was like, because I was playing, it was like Pat Fryermuth and Deontay Johnson and Jason Gilden and Cam Hayward and Terrell Edmonds and, um, Dwayne Haskins, rest in peace. Dude, squad. Yeah. And I just like and stepped up and just went, bye bye. And, uh, yeah, it was one of those that like I was playing in it. And, you know, you can tell a lot of the people who were out there watching who came, they were like, obviously there for the Steelers, obviously.

And they, like, didn't really know or give a shit about who is this guy. And then I get up there and go yard. Or it was metal bat. It was metal, but a slow pitch softball. And it was like one of those. Everybody was like, oh, wait a second. Okay. You know, so it kind of legitimized me.

So it was dope. Those are two best moments. Just keep going, dude. That's it. Just the rest of the podcast. I don't know. None of them really stick out for me. probably some I'm not thinking about

it was always meaningless for me I'd have like a good play but it'd be in like the third game that you're against Maria Gretti I'd be like I don't know I scored three touchdowns against Sassina should have scored seven they're really bad well they pulled you after half right you guys are up so much so you're on track

I wasn't going to say it come on I had to also had a down moment when uh... I should, I just had it, but I lost it. Wow. I don't know. It'll come back to me. Down moments.

That's a, that might be a better question. I know. What? Dude, I just had it. Your biggest sports fail? Uh,

my whole. Oh, it's not a sports fail, but okay, it kind of is. So it's me and my now wife, we were going, uh, it was like our fifth time hanging out, first time meeting her. family really and she's like hey do you want to go to this uh race for riley thing where you like go go

carding and raise money and i was like yeah sounds awesome i get there not realizing that like it wasn't just like rascals fun zone go carts it was like the actual speed ones where you're in like a full fire suit and helmet and you're racing these cars i'm like uh you're signing waivers you sign of waivers yeah her her stepdad comes in is like all right so there's this body of water out here that you're gonna want to make sure you avoid in that turn i'm like i can like flip into water i don't What am I talking up for? What that was going on? But of course, it was like, I really like this chick.

It was like our fifth date. Right? We're like, you know, so I didn't want to say anything. We didn't want to bitch out. And so then I just get in. I'm like legitimately not knowing at the time. There's like actual indie car race, Indy car drivers and like people who like grew up growing up like,

I'm just so out of my element in this, right? And so I'm out there racing, trying to at least. And it's, yeah, it's like a real race car. Like you have to get the brakes and you have to like set up your turns the right. somebody you can like damage their car kind of you're like we're wearing helmets and shit dude and so like turning is not just like like like I said like a go car or like a car like you have to like set it up and get the brake right and like slow down speed up all the right time so I just like spun out every single thing and so not knowing they didn't like help you and shit oh yeah bro your

girl is watching about my girl her grandparents trying to be cool still I don't know it's just like my car my girl her grandparents her parents right not knowing at the time that like Because I have a helmet on and it's loud with all the engines and everything. That every time that you do anything, there's like a track announcer. There's like a PA announcer. Oh, no. So as I'm spinning out. Spins out again, turn three.

Every five seconds. Wrong with this guy. Her grandpa still gives me shit about it. Every time at the track. Yes. And Julie spins again. I'm like, I know. How many times?

Like seven. Oh, dude. I mean, I finished dead last, but you never know it because I pull up. They've all been done for like six minutes. I'm finally coming up. I pull into like Victory Lane. I see a photographer there taking pictures because they're taking pictures of every one of the participants.

I'm driving and I literally do like a thumbs up and they capture it. It looks like the coolest picture ever. If I showed anybody, they're like, damn. This spun out 18 times. Oh no. Joey spins again. They're all just sitting there laughing their ass off having a time of their life while

I'm just being a putts out there. Guys, no idea what he's doing. Things you do for love. absolutely everything. Everything ever. Things you do for girls, everything. So that was my down one. From Shane.

Damn, it's a lot. We'll rip it up in there. Shane says major Applewhite. What's up, fellas hope all as well. The offer still stands for you to do a shout down here in Charleston, South Carolina. Just know that if it actually does come to fruition, I almost certainly won't be able to make it, no matter what, when it happens because Daddy's on her.

Feel that, bro. Anyway, I know this isn't a sports or reminiscent podcast, but since it's Super Bowl week, told you we get to them a little bit later. We'll get to them. Thank you. Real simple, what is your favorite all-time Super Bowl logo and Super Bowl field design?

And for this particular exercise, you're only allowed to choose between Super Bowls 1 through 44, 1967 to 2010, because after that, the NFL went all corporate bullshit with the logo and field design. For me, I think my favorite is Super Bowl 31, 1997 Packers Patriots and favorite field is Super Bowl

37 Bucks Raiders both are pictured below I went back and forth between the two logos as well as the field designs because the Packers had green end zone and the Patriots had their throwback reds however that game was played on turf and the Superdome and let's face it natural grass turf all day

every day twice on Sundays the Bucks Raiders field is just incredible red and black end zones accompanied by both the AFC and NFC logos along with each team's helmet painted on the 25s and of course the Super Bowl logo being on the 50. It was also the last Super Bowl to have the logo on the 50 before it slowly started the transition of the aforementioned corporate bullshit by placing the NFL logo at the 50.

Great call. I forgot about that. Also, people tend to forget that Mike Allsod scored the Super Bowl's first touchdown, which every JV football coach in the country certainly loved. Curious to hear what you guys think, although I'm fully prepared for Ben to say that his favorites are the ones that involved Brett Farv. Keep up the good work, slap my ass with a cold chicken wing with 13 minutes ago in the third quarter as I sit there in a state of severe depression, knowing that

it's all over. Talk to me. And yeah, that logo for the Pats Packers is pretty sick. I don't know if I can just screenshot. The old school New Orleans Joker one. The Joker one. Yeah, that is.

It's so New Orleans. I forget which one I like the most, man. I'm trying to think it might be that. I think it might be when the Falcons play the Broncos. Falcons Broncos Elway 15th time talking about Chris Chandler on this podcast

This little like Hotel entrance logo Ha ha Not I think he said field Did he say field? Oh yeah yeah That field slapped

The Super Bowl is bad It's because the falcon Yeah I remember Falcon's old wordmark It's serious It looks like a falcon Like drew it with his wing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Got him trying to find it. That's why I did. Super Bowl. What was that? Super Bowl 37? No, no. Tell us.

Come on, bro. No, but I like those end zones. I still, this is a, just a me thing. Hot take. I still like the Broncos older uniforms,

the L-O-I ones. Not the ones that everybody likes the retro ones, but the ones with the, this thing, that it was, so cool every school in the world copied them they still

it was like a new thing the test of time yeah it was like a new a new thing Packers Broncos not bad that's okay it's 33 I was all I was all around it I love a good wordmark Panthers have a really good one

when they're in the Super Bowl at the Patriots I was like oh that's nice it's like very fierce oh my god where's the HD version of that I don't like helmet helmets on fields Maybe throw that up. There you go.

That one, I don't know. Now we're going to be out of focus. Just look up Super Bowl 34 field. I was on Giants Ravens now. Now we got all of them. Oh, this is sick. I don't like the look of helmets painted on the field. I wish it was just cool word marks in the end zones.

And then on like the 25 or whatever they do, they put like the team logos. And then in the middle of the field, the Super Bowl logo. And then you put the NFL shield like, you know, in weird little spots on the field. You know how they always do that? Sorry, I'm just in a trance now looking at all these Super Bowl field designs. That is so sick. The Bengals might have the best, like, end zone paint ever, though.

The Saints one's pretty cool just because it's so, like, unique. You know, it's never there. It's just gold, but they're font. Yeah. The Saints font. Mm-hmm. That was Super Bowl 44, the last one that. Shane mentioned that we can talk about.

Broncos Packers Super Bowl and San Diego kind of had a funky, funky logo that I like. I do like that one too. It's like very casino. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know what. Let's go with a Lou. Additions to the all-name team.

Hyphenated names automatically get an aura boost. Cornerback Cam Taylor Britt. Newer guy, Jackson Powers Johnson, one of the Steelers to draft them. wide receiver Donovan People's Jones Oh man People's Jones for it Kind of unfair

Running back Clyde Edwards O'Lear Like wait you can just have two Two cool last names Slat my ass with a clipboard That grocery stores use to tie to bathroom keys So you couldn't lose them And you had to awkwardly carry Anytime you has to use the bathroom

It's so That is the funniest thing That a store has ever done Yeah the key is He's actually attached to my car Outback So if you want to pee You gotta drive

the Ford F-150 in here. They attach it to anything. They're going to kill me. Cool. Yeah, hyphenated. I'm trying to think of, I was just watching a movie. I'll follow the bride too.

Rogers Carmody. Dominic Rogers Carmody. Like, man. Who's not going to read, dude? It's almost like hyphenate your last name and you'll get like a couple more offers. Good Jarvis Greenell. God, what a name, man.

like how did it rhyme it was crazy when people were going uh single last name and then being like you know what let's let's let's double it up because i remember marise drew in college i was like he's cold and all of a sudden jones drew i'm like he's even better now yeah yeah uh smith rivera oh wow you played for georgetown or something yeah oh my central god uh another guy for the jaggs just Josh, Josh Allen, Josh Allen, or Josh Heinz Allen. Oh, yeah, nice. For Matthew, that's funny. Benny and Joey, you guys get laughs for a living, so I want to ask you this.

What is your take on people who instead of laughing, say, that's funny when someone tells a humorous story, it makes a joke? I don't really understand it and kind of don't like it. If you're going to acknowledge of humor of something, there's a way to do that. It's called laughing. Do these people go to your comedy shows and say, that's funny when a joke hits? If you get a comedy club full of these people, would they all say, that's funny in Udison, instead of laughing. Thanks for all the laughs.

Smack my ass with a rough draft of the script for Snowden. Damn. Sometimes I do that, like, because something's so funny that I have to, like, acknowledge it almost. Like, like, but it's genuine. Like, when something's so funny, I'm like, bro, that is the funniest thing. Like, write that down type of, I don't want to say write it down, but that's what that means, usually.

Yeah. That's what I was about to say to do, like a premise. like a thought where it's like Yeah, it's so funny I'm just like, yo right and then

but then you formulate it and articulate it into a way that gets a laugh kind of but I hear what you're saying like it is an odd thing especially yeah

if you're at a house party or just like a day that's funny god nothing will just don't have like a solid chuckle solid fake laugh there it's funny

shut up shut up stop the car Hey, you know what? That is funny. Okay. So tell me it's not funny about telling me. Yeah.

I mean, then you kind of think, well, it's like, it's, it's interesting because it doesn't work for a lot of other things. Like, you know, if you're eating dinner that somebody, right, eating dinner that somebody makes. I'm just like compliment. I mean, you're not like, mm, mm, mm, mm, I do that alone. Something's so good. I'm eating a piece of cheesecake alone, I drop my fork and I just go like this. Oh my God, dude. Yeah.

Shake my head in 19,000. That's pretty much laughing for good food. But you're not like. But it works the opposite way because, you know, somebody makes food, you know, a dinner party, a lady makes a great meat loaf or something. That is good. Oh, man, that is so good. I don't think I'd ever do that.

Really? You've never done that about somebody has a jalapenia. you popper dip. It sounds sarcastic. This is really good. You know, if I made something, somebody's like, this is good,

I'd be like, shut the fuck up. Like, I need you to bash your head against the wall if it's actually good. Like, I need more,

you gotta sell it, babe. Really good. Piss off. Piss off. Literally scrumptious. Get out of my house. from Sylvia

Oh this is fun Let's go Burpee girl Sylvia says weed poor kid Is the subject line Joey and Benny Burpee Girl Fam and Clubhouse here And I just have to say that you

To absolutely kill me I got to see both in Kansas City And you were both great I do hope the station knew About you all being out of town Oh yeah Sylvia was awesome Yeah this is great I know I know exactly

Where this is coming from from the rants of he's like street smart dying in Nike shocks to calling out all the ways your podcast isn't a reminiscent or sports podcast whatever you want to call it I belly laugh every week and it's working well for you both keep up the good work thanks yeah thank you my request from you if and only if it comes out organically since this typically works best is a rant about one of my favorite subject you guys sprinkle in weed poor kid when he comes up it's over love your topics and all the scenarios you manage to think of and bringing back memories from childhood, keep up the nostalgia and come back to Casey sometime or whenever Daddy's not on air. I'm going to go ahead and go over and out from the Midwest, Sylvia. TG Live and Casey, everyone's winning priest home.

Yes, dream. A few gold sprinkled in there. Patrick Mahom shows up and kills me. Oh my God. That would be the best outcome. How'd the show go? Well, Joey died. Who killed him? Patrick Mahom. All right, I bet.

Yeah, all right, nice, nice, nice. Oh, my God, that would be so. Patrick Wilms bust down the two doors and shoot you with a bow and arrow. Charges the stage. Travis Kelsey's is his bouncer. Travis Kelsey's also pissed at us because. Stiff arming people out of the way. I don't drive a Chevy out of the Litch.

That would be so sick. That clip, dude. Oh shit. Travis Kelsey, Weed Kid? Kind of. Oh, my God. Travis Kelsey was the weed guy.

Everything just made sense to me. The stars have aligned. Travis Kelsey's Avalanche smelled like weed. Dude, his giant jacket that he got from Burlington Coat Factory. Oh, man. He did he shop there. He had the fur. He had the fur hood, dude.

Tim's. There's nothing he could do. Dude. just washed it 18 times, sprayed it with axe so much, done everything he could, that thing's not stop and smelling like weed. Bro, so many weed violations

in high school. The amount of times Travis Kelsey sat in a McDonald's booth with one of his buddies not saying a word and eating a 20-piece McNugget with a McGang-bang. And his eyes are so low,

just praying that his friend's parents didn't walk in or some shit. Dude, there's like resin in his cup holder, dude. The cops might, like, pull over. Dude, the drug dogs at your high school circling Travis Kelsey's avalanche just 19 times. Bro, bro, bro, bro. You're looking at the window?

Bro, that's TK's car. The one with the Cincinnati C on the back. He's got the bear cat, yeah. No, but his brother's already there. So, like, they're going to, you know. They might be all right, bro. He's kind of a legacy at this point. So he's cool.

a grand fire. Dude, eyes never been lower. Shows up to a girls basketball game. Why is he at the girls game? Who's he watching? Didn't he make out with that girl in the tennis courts last week? Eyes so low.

Just to him and two of his boys. You're walking in, you're walking into... 2.30 p.m. on a Saturday. You're walking into the girls game because, like, One of us nerds is like broadcasting it. And as you're walking in, just the avalanche is just rolling in so fast, bumping so much. It's reverberating.

And he's coming in at like 42 miles an hour and like a 15 mile per hour zone. You're like, oh shit, TK's here. Listen to in a bite down. Maybe I can't lie. I'm still in the club. No, no, no. Or he's already there. and you're like walking past,

he rolls down his window a little bit. Like, oh, God. But then he's like fucking with you that day actually. Like, oh, cool. Dude, me and T.K. might be boys. You've got to be on the mic. You're like, oh, shit. Yeah, bro.

You should like come on for a half. You don't have to say. You get nervous. You invite him on. You're the SID's mad at you because you told him make you go on. Yeah, dude, Travis Kelsey's coming up for like a halftime report. He starts, like, rapping and cusses.

You get fired. So, like, get this. Sarah had like eight points, right? In this bitch, no, dude, you can't, you can't say that. God damn it, you get all hot. Oh, shit. Just the crispiest white waffle shirt. Oh, man.

Hot top Air Force ones with a strap. Cool sweats. Dude. Just got the paper attitude. Just got a haircut. I'm like, bro, never not had a haircut. You don't get haircuts like that in high school either. Like, that's like I kind of have some money thing when you're getting fresh

haircuts. In high school, it's like my mom still cuts my hair vibe. He's always got, he's got a low taper fade. It's 2007. You're like, what? He's got a fade? Well, it has a large McDonald's styrofoam cup? You don't know what's in it.

For sure. Hey, it's orange high C though. Could be vodka though. Oh, it's in there. But it's orange. And he's just, hey, he's kind of guys like orange around his mouth. Orange around his lips. Dude, T.K's got orange lips again. Yeah, he shows up. Yeah. No, it's not even like, it's like volleyball. It's like a volleyball match. Dude. Hey, JV. JV volleyball match. You're like, wait a second. And there's not even a student section. He's just up in like row seven, just the most sprawled out ever. No one's taking up more. Easy with the mic.

Oh, shit. We're good. Right. You're like, wait a second. Wait, you're trying to connect the dots here. Hold on. Hold on. Oh, wait.

Who's T.K. taking a prom? She's in Channel 1 with him. Who's TK taking a winter formal? Okay. Okay, okay, okay. I see your games here, man. No one's, no one's been more on. Hotnewhitpop.com than Travis Kelsey.

Oh, yeah. Very hot. He's already got the new mix. He already burnt the CD. That new little Wayne song, Travis Kelsey already knows all the words. Nobody's computer has more viruses at him. Travis Kelsey's in high school.

Oh, shit. There's so many pop-ups. Right? When you turn on the computer, you're like, oh, this is a mess. tk download the carter four this is a mess his dad's like god damn i don't know what to do about this

gotta take it into the geek squad but that's actually travis kelsey's like high school squad name geek squad okay too much oh shit yeah i could go on about tk man and he's gonna come kill us in kansas city cool perfect i'll do one more here And again, keep sending them in. Please.

These guys at gmail.com. From Chris, what proswear.com.com.com. Hey, fellas, long time, fourth time. My friends and I play this game while watching sports where we'll point out a player's gear and whether it increases or decreases their overall rating. Oh, my God. TC fans. Examples.

Devante Adams shut air helmet, negative 10. Max Crosby's face mask plus 12. Brandon Iyuk's towel. Negative 14. any guy in Major League Baseball who wears eye black and flip shades plus 20. I was wondering if you guys there at the station

can think of any. Already then I'm on a goal head and first in goal. Cordially, Chris. That's a great game, man. That's a perfect game to play with your boys. Yeah, I think it is. Nobody would get it. No one would get that game.

I think it works. Only us. I think it works differently for different. Like, you know, if somebody had the Brett Farb, Aaron Rogers helmet and chin strap besides them, negative the million yep glad we're on the same page um um the the cool db that wears baggy long sleeves it's like plus a million if he's having a good year you know there's a couple of them

that you're like oh he's just rocking nonchalant but it's a very fine line because it's either you're like oh he's he's tight and he's rocking that okay or he literally is getting spun around like It looks like he has no idea he's on a football field. But it's the baggy sleeve. Wait, are you talking about sleeves? I was talking about baggy sleeves, like on the jersey. Oh, dude, those are negative. I don't think those have gotten a W yet.

The D.Bs that wear baggy sleeves and there's a receiver for the Jets, I think that does. Garrett Wilson and Jire Alexander for the Packers was. I don't. He was having a good year. I don't know if it translates, man. Like, I see what. what they're doing and I like it and I get it but uh and it's probably way more comfortable too like from uh actual like Terry kill does it now too I don't know if it's I don't know if it looks

good like in football I just never I just never really have even when I was playing and like everybody just had to do that because you're 12 and you have no ability to look cool and I was just like that this sucks dude I told my mom to put elastic in my sleeves in like seventh grade I was like I can't um yeah i don't know i don't know if that i think that's negative on everybody even if you're tyree kill and like score like peak tyree kill with baggies leave that back i think uh i think a i think a middle infielder or a third baseman with baseball hair it's kind of a mud like you you got to have that i think god it is it's you have to have baseball hair if you're playing baseball.

You know, you see a third baseman who's got flow and you're like, all right, I trust him. I kind of don't know why baseball players have short hair. Yeah. Because you can do, you know, the hat, it just makes sense, how much you're wearing it. Mm-hmm. It look, little floofies flipping out. Shortstop? Jesus.

Date my daughter. Um. Or like half sleeves. Vince Young half-sleeves on Texas with the bands That was like plus a million Vince Young no socks Like low

Sox I don't even know if he meant to do that I think you just forgot his socks And then it became swag You're like okay There's a lot There's a lot of guys that wear In the NBA that wear full

Like the Iverson sleeve Shooting sleeve Yeah And shouldn't Like when LeBron did, I was like, I mean, he was peak LeBron because that was Miami LeBron, but I was like, I don't know if he needs that sleeve and headband. It's kind of like a cliche, like I'm the best player look. Justin Fields Spats?

Oh, I don't notice Spats. That's big for me. I always notice them. And Justin Fields rock some, and I'm like, okay, I feel good about this. Really? Man, that's a comforting feeling. Do a lot of people wear spats? Not as much anymore.

because like you said, I think people were like, this is like, what kind of weighs me down a little bit? Yeah. When I realized that I was like, but you're kind of running in concrete. Cement. Like, yeah,

yeah, you got some stone blocks down there. It's so true, but it is a good look. It looks really cool. Yeah, it does. But Fields,

yeah, he does it both home and away. And he does it to where it almost looks like like his legging, like his socks go into him. Like, so it's just one thing. So like the white sock forms right to the white spot.

but it looks good that's what I'm hanging my hat on hopefully if the Steelers bring back Fields I'm like at least he fucking looks cool spat it up at least he looks cool Lamar Jackson hand warmer in Jersey I think it's a plus He's the only one doing it

Him and Allen though when they were playing That's like they highlighted it like six times Who's Alan? Josh Allen Oh When they played in the playoffs it was like oh It's just for them I've only seen it for them I thought it was just Lamar but now

Josh has it? I don't know. So sick when they came out with those. I'm like, why don't they have those available for the public? You know, I'm buying a jersey. Like, let me get the little hand warmer in there. Actually, it'd be kind of weird if it was summer and you're rocking that. Maybe not.

I'm sure we'll see it. Speedy returner that's kind of a gadget receiver could be DB with the two bar but a dark visor, two bar helmet, but a dark visor that kind of completes the low. look to wear it. It kind of looks like a race car helmet. Oh, oh, that like Jaylen Hertz helmet. Yeah, like Ted Ginn. I like that a lot. You have to be so fast. If you're not fast and you're wearing that,

it's like, no. Minus. A third baseman that has his wrist taped. Like, kind of thick, too. Not like a little bitch-ass bar. Like, they kind of like, they're creeping towards forearm. Tall tape. Yeah. With the band? Get out of here.

I don't know who does it. now we're talking. Don't really know what it does, but it looks cool. The LSU safeties that wear double bands with the compression. So many bands, yeah. You got to be pretty good. Like when Tyrone Matthew did that, I was like, oh my God, he put it on. He put it on.

But like if you're like, if you're a true freshman doing that, like, hey, you better be, you're ready to be going league. Like soon. Uh-huh. One of those guys that, yeah, they're talking about them in camp. like first game of the year against like western kentucky they're like this 18 year old true freshman everybody's been turning heads watching him at camp all summer and you're like oh yeah goes out there game one blocked pun interception oh my god block pun seven seven tackles don't play the rest of year hold out to

the draft okay yeah that makes sense good for you how do you do it i don't know i was a putz when i was 18 18 yeah falling down the stairs drunk at the varsity villas okay um um All right, good shit. Keep emailing in. Team these guys at gmail.com. Hit a lot of stuff, man. Comment whatever, send us whatever. Comment the coolest look in any sport.

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