THESE GUYS! - Wish I Had A Chevy Avalanche

Episode Date: September 27, 2023

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I saw a comment under one of our videos that goes, are you low-key Packard fans? And I was like, actually, I think maybe. Yeah, because all we talk about is Brett Favreve, Bubba Franks. Oh, Bubba Franks. Oh, mama. That was a 10. Just teed that one up and piped it 320 down the fairway.

Never happens, dude. Never happens, dude. How about that golf drop at the beginning of the show? At the beginning of the show. Hey, haughties. Hey, Hunty. TG 54, houghties. Is it 54?

Or 53. 53. 53? 53. G. Bin's got more shows coming up, I see. These thighs. I've got a show in Hollywood. I'm just going to go to Hollywood every week.

This coming Tuesday at 945 at the Hollywood Improv. See you there, fan. Definitely. Clubhouse. There and never see you again. Okay. Um, that's cool. That'd be good. This one went well, this week and I was in a little.

Yeah. Yeah. The, the clubhouse came out. Really? Dude, it's insane. That's awesome. And I didn't even like, you know, promote it. Mm-hmm.

Because it was kind of like last minute. Mm-hmm. Showed up in the merch. What? Crazy. Got picks after. Nice. It was, it was a good, really good time.

Wow. Saw the boys. These guys coast to coast. We got it. That's awesome. These guys. And you got, You got one.

I'm in St. Louis. No, tomorrow night. Thursday night. Yeah. I'm in St. Louis.

Thursday night at helium. Out there with the arch. Yeah. So 8 o'clock show. St. Louis. It's going to be a fun time. Good time. Nice little Midwest finish off of September here.

Nashville was awesome, dude. Wish you would have been there. That was great. I saw the picks. Zanis is an awesome spot. I don't know. Do you talk about green really? the green room it was sick the green green the green one will be awesome green win

was great it was wittily the best queen woman woman i've abandoned it what did you yeah no it's great what did you have in that was it like it was just spacious and it was cool it felt like was it green no i love that i hate when a green room's green and they had like guys that posters that were framed all in there like people who had performed and like signed it and like signed it or Zanis has a bunch of different places around and so we had different like copies of that. So like behind me was one that like Jerry Seinfeld did for like a New Year show.

And there's like Will Ferrell. And then they had two TV screens, a giant one. The TV screen was easy to work. No. The remote was easy. It was like just simple like boom, guide,

there's all the channels. Boom. I scroll down. That's where I want to go. Awesome. So you had the split screen going on up there. They had a full fridge full of all the drinks and beers and sodas and everything. Plenty of room. Frank was there.

So he was just like running around with his little taco truck and shit. Some green rooms really hook it up with the shit. And you're like, this is, we can just take this? It was all free. It was awesome. It was awesome. Because, you know, on this trip and that's part of the journey and that's fine. And you're not really there for the green room, right?

It's just in like a nice little touch. But some of the place you've been in, it's like you feel like you're kind of in the closet. Not even green room. There's like only like four red bowls and two water bottles in the fridge. And you're like, okay, what's, you know. Done 800, too many of those shows. Yeah. So this one was.

sweet. Crowd was banging. Clubhouse came out for that as well. Let's go. Got a lot of pictures after. People were like, dude, these guys, thank God you're back.

I was like, dude, I know, right. These guys. So it was sweet, man. Dope little area.

Wasn't like in the thick of Nashville, like just, you know, so what you're- I've never been. To Nashville? Never been. Oh, man.

Now I wish you would have been able to come even more. Like, Nashville's great. It really is. A ton of fun. Awesome, awesome time. Best day drinking town in America, in my opinion.

Just Morgan Wallen everywhere. By the way, does Morgan Wallen look like Kenny Pickett? Yes. Okay. Just making sure I wasn't crazy. But I was like, that's the same guy twice. Yeah, I know. My sister hates it.

Okay, good. So it's a thing. It's a thing thing. Yeah. So I was like, should I tweet that? Like, people know, right? Yeah. Literally every week, she's like, cut your hair.

You know, whatever. It works. When I talked to him last July. Morgan Wallen? Yeah. When me and Kenny were playing that softball game together, I was kind of asking him about it. He's just like, yeah, man, like I just, I needed to be out of the helmet. Like, as long as it's out of the helmet and I got it back there, like, I'm good.

There is like a little thing to that. I was like, hey, man. Every woman hates it, but every guy likes it. I was like, if it makes you play better, I don't give a fuck what you do. So I kind of miss long hair, Joey. Long hair joy. I kind of miss it to the point where it was, again, I feel Kenny on this. Peak long hair.

No, I miss where it was like. I wear hats all the time. Yeah, I look like a shortstop. That's what I miss. Shortstop hair. Shortstop hair is tight. So, so hot. Yeah.

Shortstop hair is sick. I miss peak long hair, joy. Nah, man. Peak long hair. Molard. Do we have a mole nerd this week? Nolard minute? There's one.

LSU one. I'm good. I'm feeling good. Stop it. I know you're pissed. I had a weekend at home. What pissed you off? Can I ever just be happy?

No. Something pissed you off. Hold on. Actually, I did, my mom, I text. So we have a separate, yes. We have a separate group message.

It's just called the Steelers fans. And it's so, it's without Riley. It's without Riley and my, does Riley know she's not in it? Yeah. Just a Steelers logo for the pick, yo.

Oh my God, dude. Hold on. She said, Black and yellow, black and yellow. Okay, I can't repeat what I said in the text, but my mom just got this Molinar moment. What was it?

What was it? Well, actually, I said, new day. After all this debacle, we got a prime chance to be two and one with the Texans, then Ravens at home before bye. Let's turn the page and not be fucking idiots. Joey out. She said Mollinard moment. This is insane, dude. Before the bye, kill me. You're their coach, dude. Coach Moulinard. Yeah, pretty much, man. So, hey, got the job done. Offense looked better. KP's first two touchdown game in this career, you know, got some good play action work. Felt good.

Felt good about it. Last night, we let the Steelers talk. That damn song gets stuck on my head so much. Why do I like it? God dang. We watch the Today Show every morning and I swear they have a segment about that fucking song every morning. Why is it good?

Every morning, Carson Daly's on there. He's like, oh yeah. And so another record. broken for Morgan Wallens last night we'll have a leger talk here here's the cut to it and it's just him sitting there in that same exact oh man him sitting on that stool oh the music video

last night we let the liquor talk it's so good I'm sitting a dog I said but I said it it's so good nobody knows the words it's so good God very underwhelming music video but yeah

he's coming to indie you see that it just announced he's coming like April 4th, Lucas Oil Stadium. I'll be there. I'll be there. I probably will. I mean, why not? He's your favorite quarterback, you know?

Go Steelers. Everybody wears Kenneth. You pick his jerseys. They're like, oh my God. No one knows the difference. There's not. You let the Linger talk. Yeah, so I wake up with an eye like this.

Yeah, what the hell's going on? Dude, it happens just like every three months. A little sty eye. A little stye. Yeah. What is it, though? Is that what we got cooking? I've had that.

What am I supposed to do? I don't, I can't, I don't have the patience to, like, heal it. No, you have to just let it. It's one of those that you have to,

like, he has to play out. It's a cycle. Yeah, but I like looked it up on Google and it was like, take your contacts out, put it like,

put ice on your face. And I was like, you know what? I'm just not going to do any of that. I'm not. Just let it ride. Run its course. I didn't want to say it.

I skipped it. I ducked that one. And I said, let it was pissing me off because I couldn't, I was like, I know there's something for this. It's running the course. It's running right now, bro.

It's just chilling. Something's always swollen on my bitch ass. I'll have a swollen ear for like a fucking month. And I'm like, what is happening? You wrestling? You're doing some like late night West Coast wrestle club or something? A little cauliflower ear. I might need to wash the sheets, but I'm not doing anything on the sheets, you know?

Yeah, you don't even sleep anyways. I sleep on top of the sheets. Yeah, it's true. So I'm like, how the fuck did it? Oh, I was in an airplane. That could have been in. There's a lot going on there. You're all encapsulated for a while.

It's a long flight out there. Like 19 different strands of COVID right now. I don't know what the sty would come about with that, but that's all right. Delta flight. Did the little seat bend? Saw that on TikTok. Never forget. I do the seat bend too.

God, that shit is. Nice. Yeah. I can never tell if I'm snoring real loud. Even with the side ears, I still fucking do this. I know you wake up every 15 minutes and I'm playing. Dude,

so never been more tired and I'm playing and wake up every 15 minutes. Also, your head has never been heavier. Like, you know how in school when you would do that

and you're drifting off and you would catch yourself? You drop your pencil. That's like, it happens so much on a plane. I'm like, damn, man. Dude,

I got really close to, you ever, you've been really close to just a disaster situation on a plane? Like what? Not with the plane. Not with the plane itself.

I'm like you just like with you. Every time I get on plan, I'm like, this thing's going down. Don't you think that? No. No, I'm like, I know what I signed up for. If we die, we die. I mean, yeah, he didn't sign up for it. And there's not a lot that you can do, but.

This thing's out. This thing's going down. No, I don't think about that. I'm just saying like last flight that I was on last Saturday. I had a weird mix of like I was a little hungover from the night before. It was early flight. I didn't have any food in me. It was weird.

It was weirdly hot on the plane. I was in the window seat, so I had two people next to me and one of them was kind of like a 58 year old lady who was definitely an aunt who's pissed off all the time. Yeah. So it was hard to like say,

hey, excuse me, because she was always kind of given her like, I want to get her mad. Yeah, every 13 seconds, are you mad at me? Exactly. And I,

I was like mere moments away from pulling my book bag up and just puking in it. I was like, this is my only option. Because it was a weird timing where like we were landing so they're like sir you can can you fasten your seatbelt sir we're like i'm gonna die you're like i'm gonna puke everywhere all over everybody so i was just i was i was

dude i was profusely sweating the anxiety was taking up so much i didn't know what to do i you're holding the throw up i was holding it back did you throw up eventually i was like going like those oh my god dude and it was because i got myself you know when it's barely there but then in your situation like that and you just get yourself even more worked up that was it It wasn't really, it wasn't, I was deadly hung over. It wasn't, I was sick. It was just, it was in my head. I kind of felt like that.

Then all of a sudden it got super hot. Then all of a sudden I was sweating a bunch. Then all of a sudden I started panicking and I was thinking, I'm gonna be the guy who ends up on fucking complex because I puked all over a plane. I've never puked on a plane, but fuck, dude. Any type of one drop of alcohol in me and put me in a, like any transportation. Bad news. The way I sweat.

Oh, God. can't look at my phone. Nothing. I'm just like nobody fucking talk to me. I'm done. I'm dead. I've gotten to the point when I'm on the road and it's just me. I wear headphones at all times.

That I'm not like doing a show or at a restaurant or something. Maybe even at a restaurant honestly if I'm by myself. But like the over here, like these? I get my beats on. Every Uber ride on. Because I need that like comfort. I need either a pod or like music to just like because if I don't, then I start getting car sick,

then I start thinking about shit, and then I, I gotta have it. Yeah. I'll mess around miss my entire flight with headphones on, dude. But, the amount of shit you do in an airport.

Me personally or just everyone? No, what do I do? Dude, you're always doing some wacky shit. Yeah, true. No, what I started thinking about it.

I was like, I guess I'm not doing it. I'm never just sitting there. I'm like, I'm not just going to sit here, for an hour and a half. Like, I'm going to walk around. I'm going to, like, work on something.

Yeah. The work on something's good. Yeah. That's what I've realized. I'm like, I could always be chopping up a clip. Yeah, I know. And it's just like,

what am I doing sitting in this chair with you bozos? What am I going to do? Read? Like a freak? Reading. Give me a break, dude. I will. I do always have one in the book bag, though.

A book? Just for a prop. Just for a prop. I did use it, though? Uh-uh. My last road trip, I had my book in there. I used it as Andrew Luck. It was...

Kenny Pickett's like in biography. Written by Morgan Wallen. It was Air to the Empire by Timothy's On. Star Wars. Oh shit. Okay. Okay. That's good.

I will like go to the... I will go to like the Brookstone or whatever. Not Brookstone. God, those are Hudson News. Don't you just want to go in there and kiss everything? They're so well lit. I'll spend $178 on the airport. Please.

Fuck it. I'll buy ESPN the magazine. When you're going to the airport and I'm in TSA, I'm like, all right, just a little bit longer so I can go to the Hudson newsstand. And be myself. I'll buy everything in that bitch. Sox, fruit cups. An Indy 500 hat that I already have like 8 million of.

Yeah, you're like, oh shit, we're still in Indianapolis. All right. A shirt. A hoodie that says Indianapolis on it. I'm like, yeah. I've actually never seen. anywhere but Hudson News. Also, you're thinking,

it might get cold on the plane. Don't want that to happen. You've been on a cold plane? Hell. That bookstore, though? Not only the Hudson thing, but the bookstores in the airports. Oh,

magic. Dude. Then you want to become fucking Thomas Jefferson, Albert Einstein. Fucking, let me get some reading glasses. Uh-huh.

Just indulge. Yeah. I'm going to be, I'm going to start my own book club. We're going to have a weekly book report. Airports are so fucked. Everyone looks like shit. Everyone.

Even if you're hot, you're like 50% hot. It's always weird, though, when you see some of the folks and they're really put together, you're thinking, damn. Like businessy? Yeah, I know. Businessy or like sometimes I'll see like some females in heels. I'm like, give it a rest. Are you having an interview at Hudson News? we gotta go through TSA to get to Hudson News

my god I wear a sleeveless shirt like a cut off under a hoodie oh and I had to take my hoodie off isn't that weird I feel like the biggest idiot no shoes

cut off on I'm like why don't I just show you my whole entire ass like this is so fucking dumb like I'm not gonna hijack the plane here's my whole asshole bye Like we're really doing this no shoes shit. Still.

Stupid one hole. My big toes poking out of my sock. Pink eye. I still can't get over the people who straight up either just wear sandals with no socks or some. Dude, I've been seeing guys that wear the hey dude slip on shoes with no socks on. Like, first of all, you're wearing hey dudes second of all. Those are. Yeah, you do.

You sure? You were just at an airport, look down. 68% of males have those shoes on. Probably accidentally saw a lot of them. That's the gray slip-ons that say dude on the tongue and they have the little like the knots that aren't even shoe strings or just knots right here.

You just slip-ons. At that point, yeah, I do want to have a gun confiscated from me from TSA. Like, you know what? I wish I had a fucking shotgun in my backpack right now. God damn. Oh, man.

Yeah, it was a good trip though. Good. Good time of the airport. A lot of people I've been noticing have been commenting on our angle of camera and the shorts that we decided to wear. So I distinctly made sure that I wore pants. I wore the tightest shorts I had. A lot of people would just be like, hey, fellas, enjoy the pod, but are you trying to show us your dick? Absolutely.

Actually, don't even put our faces in it. Let's just lean into the zoom in on both our tiny Pee-P's, please. Pee cam Can we just get a whole other camera in here for our Tiny Cox PeeP vision You got the podcast And it's like it's in the corner

Pee Pee cam Dude that would be so whack Stupid One of these days Stupid my mother-in-law listens to this Well Now she's going to be watching I was like, no, man, we're not trying to do that, all right?

It's just part of the game, all right? We just got to figure it out. We already figured it out, but we're not going to, I don't know. Also, what do you want from us? It changes, you know, now what's in is wearing like shorter shorts. We're back to that stage. You know, if we catch us this pod 12 years ago, you would be like, nice caprice, baggy boys. Now we're short shorts and shrimp dicks.

And we're proud. And you should be too. Are we going to talk about it? Anyway, let's just talk about Amos Aero way already. Are we going to talk about it though? What? Oh, the shirt? Oh, that you're wearing my clothes and not wearing your clothes?

Well, I did do my Ben Impression today. I got the pants tucked into the socks. This is it. This is the best you. I want a graphic shirt of Taylor Swift. That's a year. You're hot. Which, by the way, these guys on YouTube.

Subscribe, watch us here so you can see these visuals. Ben's got the nice little mom shirt, the Ralph Lauren teddy bear. Love it. This is, the shirt was entirely too expensive. I don't know. I haven't spilled coffee all over yet. No coffee for you either.

What the hell's going on? I already took down fucking three of them, dude. So it's like, I don't want to get to that point, but I will get one after this show. It's just a weird routine. Like, I can't,

it's one of those I can't do the show without having like eight coffees right here. You gotta take that sip after you say something cool. Yeah. Or you say something really bad and you gotta take a sip. which is funny I'm I'm I need you to come to a show

and like just watch it because I Oh your shows? Yeah because I'm like Learning all these things and these different experiences Of yeah sometimes you have the drink right there I never bring a drink on stage Really? Yeah because I'll like I'll use it as a crutch

And just like lean into it too much What do you mean? Lean into it like I'll drink it at the wrong time During a joke or some shit and throw the whole thing off. That's happened to me. And you're like, fuck, what am I doing with water in my mouth right now? It happened to me, but I honestly need it. I get like my, my shit gets really dry. That's amazing. So like I need a drink. Yeah. You're like screaming and shit. It's the weirdest thing ever. Right. Um, I was about to say. T-Swift. Yeah, we know, did you see this? T-cels. Did you happen? Did

you, yeah. I mean, how could you not see it? Oh, I saw it. I know everyone in the world is talking about it. So that's where I was like kind of going back and forth in my head. I'm like, do we we talk to the clubhouse about this? You got a hot take? You have to talk to the club. I mean, it just, it's one of the things you can't not address. It's a cute cup, right?

No? Yeah, it just, it seems, it seems so like, it's an love story, baby, just say, yeah. Like all America, high school relationship. Such a jock, dude.

Travis Kelsey is the, the hardest jock of 2008. you know he's 2008 if 2008 was a person he's the senior that when you're a freshman or sophomore you're like oh pussy how many times he's dressed he said that he's the dude that if you had study hall with him he was sitting in the back of the class taking up like three desks his foot on one his other knee on the other and he's just chilling in the back corner with his entourage and you walk in front of the class to ask if you can use the restroom and you get your entire life roasted oh you're done for and you know what car he's driving for some reason a Chevy avalanche

with way too many of those black ice trees on the rearview mirror just 84 of black as fuck dude black dude and it just smells like kind of weed in there kind of weed like did you just smoke in this or did it like or is it a person prior to you that gave it to you or is it a mix of weed and all the black ice yeah it's just This whole car smells like spring break. You're like, if you're like, fuck,

I want to be his friend though. Gatorade bottles and dip cans in the front floorboards so much. Travis Kelsey Soundboard. Only thing, only thing he listens to on his fucking huge asses. Gangsta grills,

you bastards! Hey, either either the Carter 3 or guerrillas. Oh, yeah, walking around. Oh,

Looking for a way. I would no one tells me which way to go. You're like trying to talk to him, but scared of shit. Every song in his car starts with, listen to the tracks, bitch. Trebo-Holics, biotch. Yeah. Yep.

So it's basically been in high school. Yeah. I wish. I wish. I wish. I wish. I wish. I wish I had a Chevy Avalanche.

You had a Cherokee. Shut up. Yeah, I wish. Yeah. No, that's so true about T-Cales, man. 2008. It's, uh, yeah, like the scene of them. Did you see them driving off in his like convertible?

I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I did see the walkout though. He had some walkout was weird because it was like a, it was like a mirage. At first I was like, oh, she's got her arm around him. But then she didn't. Oh. I just saw what he was wearing and it was kind of like whatever.

Yeah. But no, they, they, they. Everybody got him on footage of, you know, in the players lot afterwards. He has this like Cadillac convertible. Top down. Oh, yeah. She's in the front seat.

Big wind. Yeah. She's in the front. And it's like, it's like dusk. It's like basically dark, but like there's still a little bit of pink orange in the background,

you know, and top down so you can just see both of them. Yeah, perfect. And they're just rolling out. She like has her arms up and is like bending over to laugh and shit. I'm like, this is high school. This is high school.

The nerdy girl in the back of the, yeah. Yeah, they pull away and everybody's just like, wait, she's there? No way. Are they studying for something? She giving him all the answers to chemistry? And then she turns out to be like, you know, she kind of gets, gets that like popularity to her head a little bit. And I'm just, wait a second, you were just quiet girl in study hall. Now you're like telling us who.

can and can't come to your parents open house? I'm coming, bitch. Me and T. Kels are friends. Taylor Swift for Tyler. I'm stealing all your dad's alcohol. Like a normal U.S. high school citizen. So much more famous than Travis Kelsey.

I don't know. His jersey sales. What a move. What a chess move by the guy though, you know? Yeah. Even if it, I mean, it's not, dude, he's going down to the books for that. He's going to have like four songs. about them. I honestly like...

I was going down. I was like, you guys are missing the best part of this whole thing was his end zone celebration. I wanted it... Did he jock it in the end zone? That was sick. But I wanted it to be Taylor. I wanted it to be T. Swift inspired.

Oh, yeah. I was waiting. I was like, this is what everybody is watching for right now. That would have been the cherry on top. What would he have done? I don't know. I'm not. I'm familiar with her music. I'm not familiar with.

with her music video dances. I don't think she's a very good dancer, apparently. But you know the crowd does something when something happens that he should definitely know about. But maybe it was better that he just, young jock inspired the CD celebration while his girl,

his famous-ass girlfriends in the suite. It did feel like, I don't know, it just felt like really surreal seeing it. And honestly, I don't know. It kind of made me sad. Why? I don't know. I was just like...

Because it's not gonna end well. I was just like, I... Taylor, I don't know. I don't know. You feel bad for her? No, I feel bad for her. I was just kind of like... Say it.

Like, I think he could do better. He could do better? No, she could. Okay. I thought you said he could. No. I mean, T-Kels is... You know what it felt like?

It felt like, you know, it seems like Taylor is this nice, like, sweetheart, all-American of a girl and she's like I said like she screams to me like kind of the quiet cat study hall girl and it just screamed to me that it's everybody's nightmare of high school where like somehow that girl ends up with the guy who like calls people pussies and shoves them into lockers for some reason I don't like it either it just felt like a loss for all of us felt like a loss for the good guys hey but what if he would and and I like Travis Kelsey it's just the whole the scenario we just laid out with the avalanche and all that

that that's what it felt like it felt like you you have like a crush on that study hall girl and you're kind of close with study hall girl and then you go to like the football after party actually happens and you see her driving off with the Travis Kelsey and you're like shit man this is not what I thought it was and it's I'm like it's over you like him better as two separate things you're like I like nerdy girl being nerdy girl and I like jock guy being jog guy yeah don't know don't cross wires, babe. Yeah. I don't know.

It'd be, uh, she's, he's going to ruin that girl's entire career. No way. And everybody knows. She's too, she's too powerful and famous. Is she going to ruin his? Maybe. Okay. Travis Kelsey's playing for the Raiders next year.

Yeah. Um, so I had to wear the shirt today, you know, just because it's all the buzz and all the pop. Because it's all the buzz. You know. Had to be in on it. We had to comment on it. Interested to see how it plays out. Kind of, like,

just in the suite. Do you like it a little bit? Yeah. I like it like on a selfish level. Yeah. But like, but deep down I don't have a good feeling about it. Me either.

Like, I'm like, like, I don't like this, but everybody likes it. I think Sunday was perfect. I thought it was like super fun and like, oh my God.

And just like pure All America, like girl showing up to guys football game and like we've all been in that position where you got you know you're like I I got to show out tonight because like the girl that I've kind of been going to the locker for you know after school and we're kind of been flirting like did it dude she's there and she's here and she doesn't normally come to football games but she's there that night crazy I got to make it happen yeah yeah so I felt that I was like man that's pure he is on such a high right now I'm like the high that Travis Kelsey is on walking out of that stadium and getting into his convertible.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. With Taylor Swift. Honestly, he should like, he should just want to die because it's never going to get better. Oh, he could have died last night. And it would all be okay. Like, bro, you did your thing. You did your thing. Two times Super Bowl champion, probably by the end of it all, the best tied in ever to play

the game. And you walk out of your game where you scored a touchdown and beat the shit out of the Bears with Taylor Swift getting into your cat. I didn't even know who they played, bro. Because it was just nothing about. them. I had no, you could have asked me who they played. I would have, I would have ripped off 16 different team names. I never would have said bears. It wasn't Chief's, Chiefs Bears on Fox. It was Chiefs Taylor Swift. And everybody was happier for it because the bears suck. Yeah,

but he, that is, that's, that's peak, peak day. Like, you want to talk about peak day, your best day ever? It's, it's like, put one together. It's that. It's literally never getting better than that. Sorry, Travis. How could it get any better? Like, if they drove to, like, dairy queen or some shit? Like, that's really the only thing. And you know they got ice cream that night.

Well, they rented, apparently he rented out an entire restaurant for, uh, all the, like an after party, like all the, his teammates and their wives and girlfriends and shit. Oh, shit. So they had like a team party after that? Oh, my. That's the only, that's so much. That's, that's lit. That's kind of tough for Taylor, though. Oh, she probably didn't even go.

Oh, she did. They win their damn Cadillac. Yeah, I wouldn't like that. I'd be like, you don't really want to be here, right? And it's like, that's what I think. She's going to show up the most famous person in the world to this after party. And like, she doesn't know any of these wives or girlfriends. They all obviously know who the hell she is.

It's a tough spot. It was probably a thing like, let's get the pictures and then act normal, you know. Or maybe it's one of those that, like, in a situation like that, it's kind of understood. They're just like. she's one of us tonight. She's not Taylor Swift. She's just like a part of this. Dude,

the whole time he'd be like. Hey, whole time doing like one of these. No shit. I'd be like, eh. Got a candid with T. Swift. Crazy.

Sitting in the box with his mom? That's insane. We're in his jersey. Was she wearing his jersey? Nah, she wasn't. Wow. She had a Chief's jacket on now.

And some New Balance 550s. Red, white and black. Wow, he really I didn't notice that. Yeah. Which I'm like, that's cool. But yeah, with the mom and the whole family. That says a lot. Yeah, and that's where I'm like, they have to be

something like if she was going to, yeah, if she's going to go to the game with his mom. She could get a box to herself. She could get eight of them to herself. With the fan, that'd be so bitchy though. But that's what I'm saying. Like, if they weren't really a thing or like wanted to be or whatever, like his family could have been there. Maybe they say hi or whatever. They don't sit next to each other the entire damn game. You think during the game, Travis Adal was like, the fuck is my mom talking to her about up there? Oh, yeah. That's all he's

thinking about. Because what kind of mom does he have? You got to think about that. It's a cool mom. Yeah. She's like beloved by the nation. Oh, they were. Her name's Donna. Oh, that's such a mom. Like such a mom. What a beautiful baby girl. What should we name her? Donna. What a beautiful baby girl. Do we want her to make a good casserole someday? Yeah, Donna. Oh, yeah. Donna's made some chicken pot pie in her day.

That's what she was telling her. You come over to our house on Thanksgiving. They couldn't have been talking about anything cool. Dude, T. Swift is just making lyrics in her head. You know she is. I've been seeing a bunch of really good TikToks of people making their own songs about what Taylor's knows. next album or next songs are going to be.

And they're really on point. She, I'm like, damn, T. Swift's going to have trouble. She's going to have trouble like writing her own song because they've already been written. Wow. Yeah. Anyways.

Back to Morgan Wallen. We're just talking about this is the, this is the, pop culture show now. Yeah, we are. All we talk about is music. Country, kind of. The new Drake. Is there? slime in or is that what it's called?

I don't know. I didn't. I don't listen to music when it comes out. I can't do that. You strike me as that though. You strike me as hot and your hip hop guy. I know. I used to be in high school. I used to know all the bangers.

Yeah. First day they dropped. But I mean, that's where you're grown. You got shit to do. I mean, I'm a top 40 bitch. Yeah. The ones that sound good on the radio, easy access, I'm listening to. But I'm not digging through music to like find my song.

Sound good on radio and TikTok? That's my whole. library. I always wanted to tell the boys about the hot songs in high school. Or it was popular in like 1986 and my dad listened to it. That's pretty much my whole library. That's it. It's just Billy Joel.

Billy Joel, Brett Farve. Had to say Brett Farve to keep it alive. Keep the streak alive. Have they said Brett Farver every podcast? Did I saw a comment under one of our videos that goes, are you low-key Packard fans? And I was like, actually I think maybe. Yeah, because all we talk about is

Brett Favre, Bubba Franks. Oh, Bubba Franks. Ammon Green, Donald Driver. There's so many iconic people. Yeah, like the, it's just like our childhood. It was Packers football. Fox and John Madden. First Super Bowl, the first Super Bowl, you remember.

Packers, Broncos. That's like my favorite one. What was the first one you remember? Is there one before that? I don't think there was one ever before that. First one I remember is Titans Rams. Oh, yeah. That's the first one I remember like watching,

remember the Super Bowl commercials, being at a Super Bowl party with my parents. That was so Super Bowl. Al Michaels on the call in Atlanta. I think that was the year that the Terry Tate office linebacker debuted. Really? I think so. Damn, that was a long time ago.

Yeah, it was January 2000. Yeah, yeah, because that was the year Ricky Prol made that catch against the Broncos. Oh, okay. I don't know. I don't know. I don't think I can sign off on that. So I feel like that was when the Rams were Navy and gold. No,

it was the. Yellow and Royal. All right. All right. I trust you. They never went to Super Bowl with the... Yeah, they did.

It's the next year. The next year is the Patriots. Yeah. But they were in the white. The Patriots were in the Navy. Tom Brady. Yep. Yep.

That was, those were like the first two, the earliest that I remember. Those were so Super Bowl. I don't know if Super Bowl is Super Bowl like that anymore. I know. Okay, I didn't want to say, I thought you're going to get mad at me for saying that. No, no.

I think Super Bowl is done Super Bowl like they used to. 98 to 2002. That's peak Super Bowl. Why was it though? Broncos Packers. Was the next one Broncos Falcons? Must have been. I felt so bad for that Super Bowl.

Yeah. I was like, this is one that is, yeah, I feel really bad for the Falcons. This was Lord John. I hated that. Then the next year, Rams Titans, and the year after that, Rams, Pats. Hey, Rams, chill. Loki Rams podcast, too. Who do you think about it?

Who's like your team that you don't want to admit is your team, but they're your team? Like, you're the, obviously Steelers, Steelers, Steelers, but like, there's that one team in the NFL that you're like, I hope they get a W. Niners. Really? For sure. Oh, that's sexy. Love their uniforms. I wish they'd bring it back to the uniforms that, like, we grew up with.

those are my favorite like the terrell ones like the brandon loyne moy brandon loyne t o because they had like the black in them yeah but i didn't like the i didn't like how they went from like the cardinal red to the burgundy and then the weird like satin gold instead of just like the bright gold i didn't like that i like what it is now plus cac and george kittle are my boys fred warner is a dog their offense is so fun to watch dog yeah so niners for sure plus that's like pure inner NFL to me. Nineers of the first NFL team ever. Aren't they? Who's your first NFL team ever? It's not, I don't even know if it is the Cowboys. What do you mean? Just like the first NFL team that I think of. Yeah, just like the NFL was like, okay, we're doing this. And then one team was like, we're in. Packers.

Here we go again, dude. Packers. I can talk about, I can talk about the Packers, 425 kickoff, Fox and Chili for 18 hours. Remember it was so cold, that one? It was so cold at Lambo field that one time. It was like, it was insane. What, the ice bowl? Who are they talking about like Bart Star? No, no, I wish. But never thought we'd drop a Bart Star on this podcast.

Are you talking about the 2007 NFC championship against the Giants? There was something crazy cold at Lambo Field. I just remember watching it like on the Fox pregame show. They're constantly checking the temperature. Yeah. Is it that one year where Tom Cawfin's face like? Oh, that's my. My favorite.

Roasted off. I love that. It's so cold. Mike Shanahan had one of those games. There was icicles coming off his eyebrows. I was like somebody fucking put this guy inside. Yeah, Packers for me for sure. And we got all those emails the past few weeks.

People really wanted us to go up there. So that sounds awesome. Shall we? Go do a show and then just like go to Lambo. They're not even playing a game. We're just outside. I would just want to go to the field. I don't need to see a game.

Can you just throw me a 35-yard bomb on Lambo field. Dude, the day I get to do a Lambo leap with nobody in the stands. Just bruise your leg on the fucking fence. That's my Travis Kelsey, Taylor Swift Day. Just kill me. Best day ever? Let's talk about your best day ever.

Let's do it. Let's go do a comedy show. No, it's a road trip involves like a mini road trip because that is fun. Yeah. So we drive up to Wisconsin. We do a show on Thursday night or Friday night. Whatever, it doesn't matter. Next day, we go to Tidal Town.

we see all the shit we get into Lambo somehow we each take turns throwing each other bombs you're gonna do a post route I'll do a corner route I want to catch it like on the sideline it's more fun

going to the end toes in Lambo leap it Hey who's there hey like a like Freeman that receiver Antonio Freeman Antonio Freeman catch

I get some Vikings I'm gonna pretend I'm Antonio Freeman you pretend you pretend you'll Or Donald Driver? One of us has to be Brett Farr of in that scenario. Well, I mean, we're going to switch. Okay. Anyway, go, Pat, go.

But maybe John Coon. John Coon. Hey, have more of a fullback name. Maybe who's that guy, Antonio Harris, or Al Harris, picked off Matt Hassel back. Al Harris and Mike McKenzie. Corners with dreads. That was the hardest shit I've ever seen in my life. dude. Mike McKenzie, best name.

Man, I guess, yeah, I guess we are Packers fans. Who doesn't know these guys? It's, if you're a football fan, it's your childhood. Like being at your grandmalls on Sunday evening when it's dark and you have homework that you still have to do, but she's like making a pot roast and the Packers are on TV and they're playing the Buccaneers. Oh, Packs and Bucks is always a good game, dude. For some reason, Warren Sapp is just always there.

dude. Yeah, I know. They hate each other, but they love each other. Hey, Brett Farv and Warren Sap, just kiss. We know you want to. We all know. It's like magic and bird. Shut up, but keep going. Sosa McGuire, just make out. Professional athletes we want to see Makeout.

Best worst segment ever. No, dude, you're so right. So in the 80s you had Magic Bird and the 90s you had Sosa McGuire. Just kiss. In early 2000s, you had Sapp Farv. Who's it now? Who's it now? That's a great question. Oh, and the like mid-2000s, you had like a mix of, sorry.

No, go ahead. Early 2000s, you can make the case for both. You could do Tom Brady, Peyton Manning versus Ray Lewis. Damn. It's one of those weird. They have to shout each other out in their retirement speech. That's when you know. Right now, man.

Hey, hey, I got one. Okay. Kobe Shaq, just make out. I know you didn't want to go NBA, but I had to for the year. I know we got some. NBA squad. I was kind of going like with the racial theme too,

you know. Damn. You don't know who today's would be. Who's two people that hate each other but secretly are in love? Like I said, like at their retirement speech, they're going to be like, I'm going to miss my battles with

such and such and such and such. He secretly loved them. Who's even playing right now? Quarterback. They're all new. Until turning of the guard. I don't even know these people. I know.

It'll come to us. The clubhouse will really pipe it in on this. Hey, clubhouse question in the week. Who needs to kiss? Who needs to kiss? In sports. Speaking of the clubhouse. This is the kind of sports talk I want to do.

Who needs to kiss? Let's get to the clubhouse. These guys at gmail.com. Team these guys at gmail.com actually. Let's see what we got this week. Shall we? Cannot wait. It's from Kevin.

What's up, boys. Face Mask comment. Oh, I love you. I love you already. You don't even need to read it. Can we address Cole Strange? What a name. Got to look him up.

Cole Strange, center number 69 for the Pats and his face mask. Has to be the only guy in the NFL with the bar down the middle of the face mask. Such a hawse move. Probably something Ben had back

in his old line days. Oh my God. How does he know me? Who is this person? Love the clubhouse. Miss you guys. And rest in peace. bitcher smack my ass yeah dude he's uh you got to appreciate i think a lineman who goes full

in like that yeah yeah so cole strange has that i think maybe uh mike mclinchie for the broncos do you lean in if you're a lineman i think so you're just a slop pile especially like tackles they're kind of the prettiest offensive lineman you know because they have to predict if you're a left guard fucking oh dude beef it up don't want to wear gloves, have the tape around your fingers. Big slop, dude. That's what your, nickname too. Big Slop. Have a face mask like that. Dirty. Have tobacco in your mouth during the game. You better be fucking buzzing. Have like two teeth missing. A hottest wife ever. Hot, baddest bitch. You're like, what? Fucking Big Slop. You see Big Slop's wife in the box?

because Big Slop's wife knows that the second that he stops playing left guard, he's going to slim down and be like a Greek god. Be on TV. Be on every billboard and Wisconsin. He's going to be like, yeah, abs on ESPN. I was with him when he's big slop. Now he's on dancing with the stars. Big slop, dude.

Holding it down with the bar in between. His eyes are kind of like one. his eyes are kind of crossed and shit. Yes. This is from Tommy. spelled T-O-M-I, so I'm thinking maybe a female? Could be. Hi guys, a longtime listener from Finland.

I love her. Or him. Worldwide. On your comeback episode, you talked about slamming your controller while gaming and got me thinking. What three games would be your individual dream console and why? The clubhouse just knows me. Games can be from any console. Thanks for the laughs.

Try to think of something funny to end this email, but I'm finished. Oh, God. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Three games would be on your individual dream console.

All right. PS2. Yep. God, this is such a crazy question, but... So you can make... Like if something is strictly on another one, you can say this is on there? Halo or some shit.

I think I'm straight PS2 anyway, though. NHL hits. Ooh. What year was that? It was just like in the Blitz range. Like you go 2003 or some shit. But it was so much fun, bro. I'm going to NFL Street. And probably like, oh, I guess on, okay, I get it now.

On like PS3, probably like Black Ops or something. Really? Like, yeah, I was addicted to that game for a while. Really? Yeah. That is interesting to me. I'm probably missing one. Like I could say SSX tricky. Right.

but like I don't know something about playing with your boys on I had like an iconic moderate like a call of duty night one time and just yeah I was like damn this this this shit is legit you're playing to like four in the morning yeah it's like I was with chiller we were just like we were going in we like kind of got the hang of it like I never get the hang of a game I'm always just like dude it's not good at it there's not many that's a top tier night for a male I think really anybody but like when it's just maybe the night starts off and like there's not really a lot going on. So you and your boy are just like, maybe we'll just like fire up the PS2 or PS3 or whatever it is. You kind of have lower expectations.

Then all of a sudden you find yourself and it's like five hours later. You've gotten in a groove. Like you're you got chew that you're passing back and forth. Like got some music playing. Like you guys have just been fucking around having so much fun just playing a video game. You're like, wow, this is the best night of my life. It's like so exciting that you go to the bathroom and you jog back into the room. You know what I mean? That fucking this is the best night of my life jog. Got a high knees. A little high knees going.

You get all settled back in. Cozy? Yeah. Maybe you get a blanket when it's like two and a. Your feet the whole time. Yeah. Your feet the whole time while you're playing the video game, dude. Just racking up the worst KD ratio ever.

Bro, it's 7 and 14. I get 7. But it like, it clicked. And usually I'm not the guy that like breaks through the wall on the video game and keeps trying. Usually I'm like, if I'm not in like in the first like hour, I'm like dog, might not be it tonight. Yeah. All right. But yeah, that. I like that. I'm going, going NBA Street volume two. Nice. I'm going Super Smash Brothers. And I'm going Star Wars. What's your honorable mention? What's your honorable mention? I'm going. I'm going

Star Wars Revenge of the Sith. No, no, Star Wars Battlefront. And then my honorable, honorable mention is Revenge of the Sith. And then my honorable, honorable mention is Maddofew four with Mike Vick on the cover. Oh, yeah. I did, I did play Star Wars. You know when you, like, play the game at Best Buy for a little bit? I played a Star Wars game like that.

And it was so much fun. Star Wars games are awesome. And I was like, I don't think all, because you could, like, fly and shit. And I was like, oh, God. Dude, using the force to just fuck people up. Yeah. I was like, oh, this is actually badass, but my mom's going to yell at me if I'm on this any longer. Yeah.

Fun question. This is from Walker. He's a regular clubhouse contributor here. These guys, congrats to Steelers on Monday night, Joey. All they needed was a Molinar minute. Hell yeah, brother. Ben, congrats on Life Factory gig in L.A. Dude, I love you.

Huge ups. Hope he goes well. Question, if each of you could choose one current famous Netflix special, have-and-ass popular comic to go on tour with. Who would it be? I'm a huge comedy fan, so really interested in who y'all would align with.

Put my balls in a garbage disposal, kiss me and slap my ass. Oh my God. I love this person. Walter? Walker. Walker. Damn, dude.

I don't know. This is a good question too. This is a really good one. Pick anybody? Anybody going right now? Mine would be John Mullaney. Oh, that's a sexy one. I am a huge John Mullaney fan

I think he's hysterical I think his stand-up aligns with how I try to do mine and I love how he performs it and he's popping and he sells out everywhere and he's the man so yeah mine to be Malini he's nice he should have one coming up

he's coming to he has like a show in Muncie and a show in Gary Indiana like next month Gary yeah Big casino there. So it's probably a big, yeah. I'm going underdog. One of the guys that I like, just kind of like when I was getting into liking stand-up,

this dude was always so funny. His name's Brent Moran. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, he, I've always wanted to see him. Is he the guy in Joker? The dude who's doing the bid about the handicapped parking spot? No, that's not him. That's like the taller dude that played college football?

Yeah. No, not him. But he's real shit. That's a good one too. But Brent Moore and I always, dude, I just love his style. And I'm like, fuck, man. Yeah. I don't know.

I don't know how you and Rife aren't doing something together already. It just makes too much sense. One day. One day, babe. Melaney. Gillis is really good going. But yeah, Malaney would be an old-timer. I'd be too intimidated by Seinfeld.

I'd be like he just fucking doesn't like anything that I'd do. And I'd be afraid to piss him off. Yeah. much of this. All right, from Riley. Fellas, big fan of the show, this debate with my buddy sparked a little thought in my head. My one buddy said he could stand, could standing throw a football 50 yards, which then moved into a debate about who and our friend group could score on first goal from the five against an NFL defense. My question to you is which of the two of you do you think could do it? Love the show. Go Brown, slap my ass and put me in a full Nelson.

Full Nelson, dude. That's a big bro move. Yeah. He put me to full Nelson. What is that though? I don't know but I do know but I don't. Are you flipping them upside down? Maybe. Um, so might be able to. Like if they hand it off to me on the five. Yeah. If you're playing and if you're playing behind the, the Eagles offensive line, you probably have a decent shot because you're really in shape and you're big and you played running back in high school and college, one receiver in college. I just answered it for you. I might have a shot. I might have a shot. The best shot. I would be murdered.

I don't really think it would matter. Dude, I don't think it matters. Like, it's got to, it's got to be there. You know what I mean? It's not going to be us

one-on-one against a linebacker. We're not winning that battle. But like, if it's blocked right, I think either of us could. I could not. Bro, you could take a ball and then run it.

Yeah, but like, there's never just a, to walk in on the goal line for a running back. Like you have to like lower the shoulder like fight through some shit. You're in the clutter. Unless they give you one of these. Oh, a little double pass.

That was my shit on them. Stack the box. Or they the other way. Yeah, maybe if like if I'm playing with Jalen Hertz and we do like a little triple option but I'm the guy running next to him and he's kind of like jogging. He takes on two people.

And then he just pitches it to me. Maybe goal line pitch is the sickest and then I try to make it to the pylon and I just get absolutely blasted by the incoming safety. No, this is how he's growing the goal on. It's that weird fuck ass play where like everything's going to the right and there's a tight end in the back left corner of the end zone and he's wide open, dude. I'm like, why aren't we just, why isn't every team doing this play? I, that yes, I always. I'll put my hand in the ground, be lined up next to the right tackle. hand in the dirt

you know Jalen Hertz or whoever does that I'll just kind of like sit there for a second and then release and you'll just see me wide open

that's it that's how we score good questions today man this is fun a few more a couple more from John hey guys

what do you like about being Italian happy you're back in perfect time for the best season fall duh burppy boy

it's amazing it's amazing how much I can relate to your content whatever it's about football working out donuts Catholic

like having a baby under a year old stand-up comedy. It is amazing how many people can are with it. But knowing you guys have part Italian blood from their last names and listening to all the podcasts, remember the one where Ben's mom sound really Polish maiden name and Joey's mom had a really Irish maiden name. My question would be, what would be one funny Italian trait you think your dad's do

that you notice brings the Italian out of him or what's your favorite trait of being part Italian? Slap my ass, put a wig on, call me Bethany. Oh my God. Why Bethany? Had you guys get together and write these? They're so good. Put a wig on.

You go first. Favorite part about being Italian? Probably just, I don't want to be so basic. When I think of being Italian, I think of like Christmas, like dinner. Like you got the wine, you got the company, you got all the food in the world. You got everybody's in a good mood. That's what I think of. Hell yeah.

doing some stuff shells just some rocky fours on TV my family the Christmas classic Rocky four always on when's it never when's it gonna stop ever ever so good everybody kind of has a moment of silence when Apollo goes down

oh can't watch it still mine yeah I do love that I love like the camaraderie and like the pride like there's so much pride A little too much sometimes I'm like guys Like fellow like Paizan

It's just like hey okay We speak the same language Like we get each other shit Um The names Oh the service level that is Like I love that like You know I just love being at my families

For like you said Christmas or Thanksgiving And it's nothing but like Joe Joe Joey Frankie Tony Tony Pauley Nick Um Anthony Anthony you know like I don't know I just

Tony that. There's 15 bends in my family. I'm like, all right. Yeah. The stereotypical shit, you know, like being loud and shit and like having a temper. I don't know.

I take pride in that. Yeah. It's kind of where Mold are admit it comes from. Oh, yeah. Try to channel my inner Santino Corleone. It's perfect. All right. Last one from Michael.

Burby boy. Dubstew. I love you. Oh, whoa. New father awake, changing a diaper. Oh, boy. fellas been a huge fan of both you for quite some time. I've listened to every episode of

these guys since the start. Also a proud listener of espresso. My wife just had her son almost a week ago. Congrats. And have been going through these beginning stages of parenting. I may have just changed my son's diaper at 1am and referred to his dong as Johnson. Shut up. Jeez. This guy.

Every time you see it. Deliriously, I kept saying Johnson, this guy to keep myself entertained and thought y'all should know. Also, Ben does Ben have any parenting advice for me? Joey, just Ben. Wait, in what regard? Just overall?

Hold on, let me finish this. Thanks so much for all the great content over the years. I relate to you both a ton since I went through the horror of Catholic school, kindergarten, through high school. You can fire off so many stories and wrongdoings.

We'd love to hear more of yours, slap my ass like a nun with a paddle. P.S., Coach P. as a guest is a must. Maybe a Christmas gift to all of us. Wow. A Christmas episode with Coach P. That would really do it. Talk about slapping my ass.

All right. Parenting advice from Ben. Oh shit. Um, like actual? No. Just do whatever. If I was a parent, God, that's a nightmare.

But, um, I would say just let them figure it out. Come on. Let them figure it out. Fuck it. What, like, in what context? You always got, like, your dream of, like, all my son's going to be in the NFL.

Like, just fucking let them, let them figure it out. Like, my thing is, I don't really like the parents that are, like, having their kid run up hills. and shit when they're like five. Yeah. I'm kind of like dog. Like he's gonna hate you and whatever sport that is soon.

And also he's gonna steal his friend's parents, alcohol and like be kind of a fuck up in college. Or he could end up like Travis Kelsey. So actually, well, fuck whatever I just said, yeah. Make sure you get that Chevy avalanche for the boy. Helicoster parent. I got you.

No, that's fine. Well, again, appreciate everybody. Team these guys are gmail. com. Sorry for a little delay here. Got it out of day late because we just had to sometimes. So anyways, yeah, I'll be in St. Louis tomorrow night. Thursday night, St. Louis, 8 p.m. Helium Ben. Get your ticks underneath in the description and in our bios and all that shit. But Hollywood Improv next Tuesday. Yeah. Sweet. Yeah. All right. Cool. See you there. Yeah. Awesome.

That'd be October next time we record. Wow. Oh, shit. Holiday season Spooky season See you guys Easy guys Bye back