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Episode Date: August 30, 2022

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Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions like, can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered

a terrible secret. I saw it in a folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,

the show where we only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important. Let's go. Hit us with the science, Blake. He was hitting us with this. It's science before. Oh, the highly anticipated. Uh-oh, science. And you got a merry-go-round. Well, we didn't hear it. It's science. What was that? Well, we didn't hear it again.

I couldn't hear it. I couldn't hear it. One more time. I was talking over it. Can you do it again? See it. Okay, the highly anticipated. Give it to us. Okay, go ahead and do it.

Do it now. Do it now. It's science. Can we do it? Can you do it? Can you do it? You guys got it. Sorry, fuck.

You got to shut up for a second, all right? Okay. Hey, everybody, shut up. All right. I'm shutting up now. We're shutting up. We're shutting up. Okay.

Shut up! Shut up! It's science. There we go. There we go. I heard it. Absolutely Anchor Mandela. Absolutely Anchor Mandela effect.

Yeah, that is the Anchor Mandela effect because that is not at all, not even close to how I remember it. No. The delivery is so casual. And that's the only time he says it in the movie? There's another part where he talks about like women's brains being smaller and he's like, you know, it's just science stuff or something. Oh, is that the one with the delivery of like, it's science?

Yeah, and there's no one that goes, it's science. That's crazy because that's the impression that everyone did for years and years. Who did it that way first though? Who was the first person to be like, it's science and like over annunciate it because that person's funny. The most legendary frat bro of all time. It's science. He took Anchor Man and made it his own and then the rest was history.

Yeah, it's drunk brain. It's like synapses coming together like I saw it. It's science. It also could have just been baby nooch. It might have been Kyle's brother. Oh, it's my bro. And they were like playing beer pong and he was like, it's science. Yeah, it could have been.

Shout out to baby nooch. It doesn't seem like somebody was just a little drunk and was trying to remember what they were saying. And we're like, it's science. And they were like, whoa. It's science. It just dumped out of their mouth and everyone's like, wait a second. What?

He's like, it's science. I want to be on you. Oh. So are we doing this? What was that? I just need to like set myself like up. I just need to be ready for this. No, those were the two.

Those were the two. Okay, cool. God did the twig. Look at the Irish. Hey, yo. Look at the Irish. Yeah. That's a cool way to end every sentence.

Yeah, I was on this fucking accident the other day. This car almost hit me. But look at the Irish to you. Look at the Irish. You didn't get me. Look at the Irish. Lucky Irish. Hey, check it out, man.

I got a curly fry in my regular fries. Look at the Irish. Lucky Irish. Hey, look, I got a hamburger patty on the top of my. How come that never happens? It's just fast food orders. It's just that. You just said you got a hamburger patty on top of your hamburger.

I ordered six nuggets. I got seven nuggets. Look at the Irish. You always get one curly fry, but you never just get like a hamburger patty on top of your chicken sandwich backs. And you're like, whoa. Yeah, there's never an accidental patty.

So good. Hey, check it out. Check it out. I ordered a pie, apple pie. I got a McRib like an Irish. But can we get serious real quick? Years ago. Let's get serious.

Guys, let's get serious real quick. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. Let's get serious. Serious time. Yes. Sometimes we're sometimes we joke too much.

Today, I probably won't be using a soundboard. I'm going to be doing like Foley. And then what is that supposed to be, Blake? Sloshing. It's science. Oh, dude, I was thinking you want to hear some Foley that I was working on right before this. Check this out.

You ready? Okay. Yeah. A little chirpah. I just did a fake bong ripping jokes. It was supposed to be a bong rip. It was committed. I was committed to it.

Committed. Here. I can do it. Hold on. I got it better. Here we go. I got it better. Here's Blake.

Where's your lighter sound? Bitch. Adam, are you going next? Adam, are you going next? Okay. Ew. Damn. Oh, dude, super head.

This dude just sounds like he's giving bomb dome. That's a little bong. That's a little chirpah. Yeah, it's all about the following. Mad hit. All right, Anders, are you participating? Okay. Oh, good.

Okay. Ah. I drank the bong water. Now, see, that was a real short hit. That was a short, short hit. Short hit. Can I go again? Yeah.

Can I just show you what the bar was? Watch this. Well, you're using the real lighter. Yeah. Yeah. Right. We are laughing. Why are you choking?

Smoke weed every day. Okay. All right. Well, that was great. Guys. Any other? Any takebacks or apologies? Hey, another great episode of This Is Important.

I just got water all over my screen. Dude, just brush your teeth, but then have some night night juice. So you could go to bed. What's night night juice? The shit you drink? Well, that's what I'm naming it, and I'm probably. Okay, cool, cool. So you want him, in order to brush his teeth at night,

you're telling him to get addicted to sleep aid. Exactly. Okay. It makes sense. Have liquor and sequel. It's delicious. Makes it with the sparkling water, put it on ice, and that's about a half hour before you want to drift off to sleep land.

Yeah. Sip on that. Sip on some Z-Quel, some night night juice. You call it night night juice just to ease the problems, huh? You're like, this is. Yeah. And then when I mix energy drinks with soda water to cut the taste of the energy drinks, that's my go-go juice.

Guys, I like to drink a little sippy, sippy jug every night. Yeah, it's a handle of vodka, but I call it my sippy, sippy jug. When I do heroin, I call it my little pokey ouchie. Yeah, my pokey stick. Yeah, my pokey potion. It's yummy. So you guys don't suck dinky-dinky for pokey ouchie? Yeah, I thought we all did that.

So you're telling me you've never sucked a dinky-dinky for pokey ouchie to get money for your pokey ouchie? You've never put a dinky-dinky in your squeezy poopsie? I like to take a dinky-dinky in my squeezy poopsie for a little of the pokey ouchie. Yeah, my dad wasn't there a lot when growing up. Oh, really? What happened? Well, he was out like sucking dinky-dinky for pokey ouchie.

Oh, my gosh. What was he doing when he wasn't doing that? Well, he was taking dinky-dinky in his poopy-oopy. Wait, what do we call it? A rock and dog receiver. Hello. Rock and dog. Hello.

So you are going to Fudruckers. You just got the part of Abe Lincoln. Because Daniel Day can't come back. Daniel Day isn't going to do the sequel. Yeah. Yeah, I'll do Abe, too. Yeah, you're doing Lincoln. It's not called Abe.

It's called Lincoln. No, it's Lincoln 2, and then it's Abe. It's Abe and New York. It's the Abe story. Lincoln 2, Abe in New York. Abe in the city. Like, Abe in the city. Abe in the city.

And I stop in a Fudruckers, and I say. Set in the scene, and is it back in the day, or you've somehow transported time, and it's current 2021, and you are going to a Fudruckers? It's Austin Powers. I was thought out. They're like, weep. Nice.

Yeah, they're seeing that the world is in such turmoil, and people aren't getting together, and they're like, who can we give Earth to bring the people together? Well said. Let's thaw out Abe Lincoln. This is my pitch in the room, and they bought it in the room. Okay. Abe in the city.

But he's already done. They're talking about taking statues of him down. Okay, well. Abraham Lincoln? Well, they canceled Abe Lincoln? So that's even better, because they bring him back, because they're like, this is our guy, and then Abe has to do a reckoning.

Exactly. And the back half of Act 2 is him being like, fuck, I'm not perfect. Sure, I've got the hat. I've got the mole. Yes. But I can be better. I can be more.

Yes. And just like you, I go to Fudrup. Right, because I'm in the city, because I'm Abe in the city. Yeah. Okay, so I'm the waiter. All right, I'm the waiter, okay? And do you want to call action call? Okay, here we go.

Ready, and roll sound. Rolling. Quiet on set, on a bell. Roll cameras. Hey, and Kyle, what is it? So real quick, just a quick question about my character. Who are you again? I'm the waiter.

Oh, I know. Yeah, I remember what's up. And so am I from the south, or what is, maybe I'm from, I just moved to the city. And maybe I'm from South Carolina. Maybe I can kind of take- Well, Abe just moved from the city. So you're kind of, he's in the city for the first time.

It's Abe in the city. It's kind of his story. But you are out of Fudruckers that just recently got the ostrich burger. So you're kind of pushing the ostrich burger on Abe, okay? Okay. But do, mostly I'm asking about my phone accent. So what?

Yes, of course. That's why you got the part. Okay, okay. No, you have to do it with the accent. Otherwise, I don't want to hear it. All right, okay. And maybe one of the things that we, I have a question for the director.

Are we still rolling sound? Hold on one second. Are we still rolling? Still speeding? I'm booming over here. Okay, we're still speeding. Yes, Abe. I'm going to speak to you in character

because that's how Daniel Day did it. I'm just waiting. Like maybe that's something that my character and Adam's character can kind of identify with. Maybe he just moved from South Carolina. I just moved from Chicago. Okay. All right, great.

Let's find it. Let's find it. Let's not hash out everything. I just want to know, am I doing my South Carolina accent? This is how it was at work in Hollywood. He'd be like, hey, I got a funny thing to improv. You'll say this and then wait till you see what I say.

And I go, no, just roll. Okay, you're still rolling? Still speeding, Anders? Okay. Come on. All right. Anders roll sound. Hey, I'm rolling.

Roll cameras? Anders roll cameras? We're rolling. Okay, ready? Background action and action. Hey, y'all. How are you doing? Welcome to FUD Ruckers.

Let me tell you a little bit about our specials before we get started. Do you like... What? Do you like... I'm not quite sure what that is. Oh, excuse me. Oh, you must not be from around here.

I actually just moved to the city myself. I am from South Carolina and I just moved to the big city. I got a little place down in the Lower East set. South Carolina, one of the original unions. Of course, I know of this place. Oh, that's right. Oh, you got a fun accent. Yes, it's...

Where are you moving from? Illinois, the great state of Illinois. I love it there. I love it there. I was thinking about either moving to the windy city or the big apple. And let me just say... I'll take a bite out of the big apple.

Okay. Oh, what is that, a worm? Okay. So did you want a squawk burger? Actually, I'm here for... It's an ostrich burger. Let me stop you here. I don't want a fucking ostrich burger.

I want a malt. Okay. I want a malt. Okay, sorry. Gee whiz, throwing so much toot at me. I guess I'm in the big city now. That's just part of the pudding pop that I must suckle upon. Yeah, yeah.

All right. Okay. And let me go get your malt. Now, is that chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, or banana? Or is it pistachio? Did you want chocolate swirl? We have caramel. What else we got?

We got oreo. I'd like rhubarb, please. Rhubarb. My favorite. Growing up on the farm as a youth in Illinois, that was my favorite snack or mulberry. Okay. Now, are these like...

These seem to be like a little bit like old-timey sort of... Do they even have mulberries anymore? I don't know. Every night, I cry myself to sleep wondering the same thing. Where have the mulberries gone? Oh, it seems like you have some mulberry. I've abandoned my boy. It seems like you have some mulberry on the side of your...

Sir, you have an open wound on the side of your skull. It looks like there's a mulberry juice that's flowing out. What is that? I'm Abraham Lincoln. And that's our cup. Oh, wow. Oh, my God. That was good.

Kyle, they were just getting going, but okay. Well, we strayed a little bit there. Oh, my gosh. I know. I'm sorry. It's always so hard to do that. It's hard. Run the take.

I mean, and Blake was so in character. I just... When I was looking at his little box on our Zoom, I was like, is that Blake or is that Abraham Lincoln himself? Abraham. I guess Abraham was a little cuter than I thought. He's a real Abraham.

Oh, I have a weird thing. I rented this truck, this Ford F-150. Hell, yeah. I like those trucks. Because I'm in the south in Charleston, shooting the Righteous Gemstones next season, coming at you. There we go.

But I rented this Ford F-150. It's bright red. There's this fucking cardinal that keeps flying and hovering right by it. It sits, it looks at itself in my rear view mirror or in the side mirrors and then picks at itself and then shits all over it and flies off. The mirrors are ruined.

It's been out there for like three days. The red pickup truck is like a giant cardinal. It has to. Like me and Chloe were just talking about this. I'm like, this bird thinks that I'm in charge of a giant other bird that then he must try to fuck. But then he gets a little mad at himself and he's like, well, am I fucking this thing

or am I gonna shit on it? And he's like, how did it go? Well, he's pecking at the rear view mirrors. Is he ruined it by pecking? At the side mirrors. At the side mirrors. He's not inside the car. You should let him in.

I think that, didn't Blake, didn't you try and fuck and shit on the Lincoln statue in DC? Because you were like, it's a God, you guys. And you just started dragging your balls across it? I could see that. No, I tried to eat him out. Yeah, I went in his ass. Oh, that's right.

You tried to put the legs up over your shoulders. I could see that for Blake. Whenever Blake gets really good and drunk, he's always trying to vandalize something. He's like, do you think I could run through this window and we're like, please don't try, he's trying. Oh my God, I know I'm the worst. I'm sorry.

I would like to publicly apologize for any time I've got a little Irish in me. Look at the Irish, do you? Swedish. Well, when you walk through those little things at LAX and it spins around the X-ray machine that does the full body scan, it can see if you have a ton of balloons. A little cocaine nugget up your asshole.

A little dick. Yeah, for sure. What are they looking for in those things? What is that shit? Yeah, I thought that was for metal. I thought that was for metal and guns and stuff. Yeah, but have you ever seen the video of you? Yeah, you can see your dick.

It's like you're like transparent and you can see your dick. You can see your dick outline? You can see the outline of your dick. It looks like it's like tapes to your leg kind of thing. Wait, are you serious? They can actually see your penis size. Yeah, dude. Yeah.

What? Wait, that doesn't seem fair. That was the whole thing. People were freaking out. This is not good. That's why a lot of celebrities won't go through the thing. Like Charlize Theron, allegedly. I might be making it up, but it seems like it's her.

Was like, I'm not going to walk through that. You're just going to look at my titties. What? You're just going to look at her titties. Penis. Yeah. Look at her penis. Are you kidding me?

That's like X-ray goggles? Allegedly, her penis, according to yours. Yeah, you can see like. Are you kidding me? Like it's like layered, but you can make it out. You can see what it does. You can see it. It's definitely like what we imagined when we were little kids

and we were buying like spy gear. Did you guys ever have like the My Spy gear? That was like. The X-ray glasses? Of course. Yeah, fuck yeah. Yeah, and they're like X-ray glasses. You're like, dang, I wish these weren't.

Yes, dude. I could see so many boobies. I wish this was real. I can finally see like Gloria's big old wampos that works at the gas station. Gloria. Gloria, that's so real. I just remember at the gas station down the street

for my house, just Gloria had just some wampers. Gloria's wampers. I want to be on you. Gloria has to be the biggest boob name I've ever heard. Oh, she had some. I remember, we would talk about it. We would like go in there and be like, oh my god. No, to each other.

I mean, we're also like seven, eight years old. We're there by like suckers, but we were like, oh my goodness. Suckers. Suckers. I was deep into suckers. Fuck yeah. I just imagine like a line of like six, seven year olds at the gas station just like sucking on suckers,

being like, hey, Gloria. Hey, Gloria. Meanwhile, her tits are just laying on the counter. As she's standing upright. Is she like a big woman? She wasn't. Is she a big woman or like a thin woman with giant jugs? No, she was a thicker.

Shwing. Shwing. She was thicker. It was proportionate. They rested on the counter. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

My dad really fucked with Star Trek. He would with Captain Picard. That was that was his next generation. Yeah. And he he rocks that quite a bit. Yeah. Yeah. What did he like about it?

Sex stuff. Literally no. Yeah, probably those sexiest aliens. Now I'm listening. Big old titties is before like we had internet. So he probably was, if I know my dad, then it's a lie. All right. I guess we'll never know.

Do you think something's so strange? Did they have sexy ass aliens on on Star Trek? Yeah, dude. He was probably down there just cranking it, dude. That was a quarter of the show's appeal was just like, and this woman with gills, huge rocket dogs. No way. It wasn't even that they were like sexy women.

It was just that they were like half fish or like. Oh, yes. I feel like I just said that one. What? No, I think it was because they're sexy. He said gills. He said, but big rocket dogs. They didn't have it wasn't even about the rocket dogs.

Oh, it wasn't. It was actually just the fact that. It's species. Yes, it was a different species. It's the same reason why why what's his face fucked a dream. Exactly. Well, but though that no, no, no, sorry. You said species.

Natasha Henstridge is like a freak of nature beauty. With absolute rocket dogs. Hi, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but was he, but was his character, was Adrian Brody's character attracted to. That's a different movie. I know, I know. What are you guys talking about?

I'm just talking about fetishes. You guys are bouncing around so much. I cannot keep up. He said species. Yeah. Now he's talking about a different movie. I was trying to liken Adam's dad to Adrian Brody's character and species.

It was a pretty bad. It's not species. What? The name of the movie is not. What is it? Oh, spice. My dad was down there for sure jerking off allegedly to the hot alien babes, whether they had gills.

The carnations. The carnations. That's for sure why he liked it. Yes. And also Captain Picard, bald white guy, kind of looks like my dad. Like, you know, if you squint hard enough, they could be brothers or something.

He's probably like, yeah, I'm Captain Picard. I'm like a cool ass dude. Is it Captain or is it Lieutenant? Captain. Captain Jean-Luc Picard. Yeah, it's Captain. Yeah. I don't know if there is any lieutenants.

I don't know if that's right. I just said it. Who knows, man? I like to just call people Lieutenant. Lieutenant. That's your chief? Yeah. That's your like, what's up, big dog?

What's up, chief? What's up, Lieutenant? All right, Lieutenant. Are we afraid that now that everyone knows our mom's middle names, they're going to like know the like. Made in names. Made in names. Your passwords.

Yeah. They're going to know like all this security questions to all of our bank information. Yeah. Let's talk about our first cars. Our favorite fifth grade teacher. Our pet's names. Our favorite foods.

I mean, that shit's so easy. Busted. Busted. Sorry. Just let the computer pick your password and then recognize your face. Isn't that how you guys do it? Yes, I do.

But I'm kind of confused as to why they think that like, those things that are so easily discoverable online are like valid, you know, whatever. Well, also, I never get it right. I get the name of my favorite food wrong every time. I'm like, what do I like? Right. I was forgetting.

Like, because I'm not a child, like it changes all the time. It's not like. That's hilarious. I'm not like a child who's like, I only like chicken fingers. Like, no, I like a ton of shit. Dude, when you answer those questions, really, you have to log it because one day you'll be like ribs.

That's my favorite shit. Right. And then like the next week, it's raviolis. Or you're like, don't acknowledge. Yeah, you might go on a real ravioli run for a few months and then you name it ravioli. Then you get off the ravioli kick and you're like, I don't fucking even like raviolis.

But that's fine. There's pizza. Then you'll be like, you'll be like my my first pet was Sydney, the dog. But then you when you answer the question, you'll be like, it was my hamster. You're like, no, it's not motherfuckers. Hammy the hamster.

It was hammy. Hammies. I don't even know my own security questions. I might have security. I got the flag player. I got the flag. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart.

I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University. And I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities. Like, does time really run in slow motion

when you're in a car accident? Or can we create new senses for humans? Or what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast

to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning. And now we're sharing an all new story of Betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret. I scrolled down and that's when I saw a hidden folder and I opened it. What the hell did I just see?

I was scared that he was coming home. What Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god, I got to get out of the house. He's going to find out that I've seen this, he's going to come kill me. Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. It took four murders before the police finally realized that one person was responsible. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed freeway fan. This child was laying on the side of the road. It appeared that she was probably either dragged out of the car

or thrown out of the car. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen by the mother. That guy is, he's out of sync with even the worst people. I thought that they would catch him. I thought it was just a matter of time. Is it possible that the killer is still alive? Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Good morning, we're getting extra dark today. I was just going to get into my top like this. You're on the top like a show. Welcome to all my bitches and all my boroughs. And I want to tell you this morning, we might be getting darker than your black coffee because we're talking about death.

And it's a whip about Wednesday. So let's see those wop doggies flapping out the windows. In high school, we had a security guard who was a bigger woman with just some real rocket dogs. Lot of racers. Rocket dogs. I'm so excited. Little boys are so awesome with their names for breasts.

Like their names are just crazy. Do girls do that with dicks? Like our girls just like they don't have the names or they just have like one name. They say peanuts, right? They just say wiener. Coach Swanson has the biggest rocket dog. They call the wiener rocket dogs.

Did you see Coach Swanson in his gym shorts? His rocket dog was flapping all over the place. He was running and his pants fell off. Is he a bigger man? As far as I can see. His Whomper. His Whomper dripping out of his baseball shorts. Dude, I was at the airport.

I saw Blake from where college walked through the x-ray. His dick is so small. His rocket dog is a rocket puppy. I didn't see it on the x-ray thing. Like I didn't see his donker on the x-ray thing. His wombat is really small. It's a wheelie wombat. It's not a whomper.

It's a wombat, if anything. When it comes out at night. I think people were freaking out when that stuff all came out. And then as far as like the frisking, people were like, I don't want people feeling my body. It's like, yo, they don't want to feel your body. Like they're just there. I'm sure there is some one highlight of the day

for every security guard. But besides the highlight, nobody cares. Right. One highlight of the day. It's just a weird job where you're grabbing people. As they're frisking, they're like, just want to let you know you're the top so far. Okay, you can go through.

What did you say? You've got the best rocket dogs we've seen so far today. You could go through. Keep your shoes on. So basically we're saying like the girl like shoves the man down, like throws his legs over his shoulders, like pulls his dick up through his legs. I'm listening.

I don't think she doesn't need to be like violent. I don't think Penny DeVine, my mother. Can't you be? Was violent to my father. I think my dad was like, honey, let me get into our baby making position. Hang on a second. Swing.

Thank you, Adam. Thank you. I think my sister has the exact same attitude as I do. I feel like Brittany DeVine and myself are very similar people. I think we're both made in this Amazon style. Yes. And this is just how they make babies. This is their baby making position.

Bro, the thought of somebody just being like, honey, let me get into our baby making position real quick. Then putting his legs over his shoulders on the back and then pushing his boner backwards. Backwards. That's great. He's mounted. So people can predetermine their child's like demeanor

based on how they screw. Yeah. That's cool. That's what we're hypothesizing right now. Absolutely. I'm so excited. Sure. I think it's science.

I believe it's science. Yeah. It's science. We're not done with it, dude. The fact that we really lead into it, science, tells me it's still good. Yeah. Give me a hell yeah. It is.

I will, baby. I will give that a hell yeah. What do we think Steve Austin, how do you think his parents did it? Oh dude, his mom stunted his dad's dick. Yeah, okay. Stunted. She definitely stunned it. I asked.

You answered? Well said. Yeah. But that means that, well it was just because a stunner is where you basically like hold over your shoulder and then fall on your ass. Yeah. So I would assume it was like his. He was holding his dick on the shoulder.

No, no, no, no. She was. It's more like the mom was like kind of like holding the dad by the neck and he was like kind of holding her in a sitting position. So it's like a stunner and it's just stunning her onto his, his, his donkey. So it's like a fall down doggy style cowgirl ending up in. Yes. Is this all wrestlers?

Like it was razor and moan conceived by the racer's edge. Yeah. I feel like, yeah, I feel like they all have to do their finishing blow. Also we're talking about career choices as opposed to. What did Axe saw Jim Duggan's mom do to her death? Like just take it two by four? Oh yeah. The underjigger tombstone baby.

The football takedown? Jake the snake. Jake the snake was actually my father. I was born in the pit ofipers. My name is Rog. Tom Likeis is kind of a dinosaur of radio past. He was a super, super chauvinist. Like in the time when Howard Stern was killing it.

And Tom Likeis, I just remember he was so brutally mean to women. But it I that I was like, this guy must be fucking the like hottest, richest bro on planet earth to just get away with this shit. And then I looked him up on the internet. He looks like a fucking dork. Like a total lump. But then you're like, oh, this checks out. It makes sense.

It's never like a hot, cool guy that is horribly chauvinistic. It's always just like the troll that lives in their parents' basement that is the meanest person alive. Tom Likeis was like a holy fuck. What am I listening to? He was so mean. I remember one of like his tips. Like he would give, he would like give guys tips.

Like this. Oh, it was called Likeis 101. And you would call in and you'd call him dad. What? It was so weird. Yes, he was fucking weird, dude. He's like, if you didn't have a dad to teach you how to behave, like a lot of you pussywipped bitches do, I'll be your dad.

And they would say, hey, you guys have to listen to him. He was so flagrant. I'll listen to Derz do an impression all day. Oh, man. Oh, Derz is the next. But he would be like, OK, so what you do is you get your ATM receipt when you have the most money in your bank account. Right.

And you give your number on the back of that receipt to some bitch. To a dumb, unsuspecting bitch. He would say hang out at the ATM and like wait for a receipt that had like 20 or 30 grand in it. Hang out at an ATM. Oh, somebody else's receipt. And carry that around. And then he goes, watch, watch how these miserable bitches.

We'll call you the next day when they think you're rich and then you fuck them and then you leave on and then you win. And this was on public radio, right? This was on the radio. This was on public radio. Just scrubbing through, tuning through. You catch this fucking asshole. Women would call up and like you got to give to the guy.

He had like a gift to gap, right? That's a skill. That's a talent. But yeah, women would call me like, Tom, you're so fucking sad. You're obviously never getting laid. Excuse me. Yeah. How ugly are you?

You fat bitch. What's your height? Wait, you know, and he's like 300 pounds. You're a porker. Oh, he's a whale. But he'd be like, doesn't matter. I'm a wretch. Yes.

He's so gross. Here's the best thing about the whole story. The way this king was dethroned was like, he was walking out of some club in like Canada or the Midwest and a dude just like hit him with a bat and he's like, all right, I'm out. I'm done. That was like it. Wait, really?

Yeah. He just got attacked. He got like beat up. I remember hearing about that. Why? Because he like made fun of this guy's girl or this guy just decided to assault a fat old man or what's the deal? No, he knew who he was attacking.

It was just like, he was just, yeah, I don't know. Maybe it was a bit of karma. The guy was like a fucking dick. He's like enough as enough. Yeah. Like Latina women, line them up. I want to snort them all like a line of cocaine. Jesus.

He was weird. He was the worst guy to get advice from. It rolls a little easy off Ders' tongue. I don't know if you're doing it. If these are quotes or if you're just channeling it. I like sniffing beaver. That's how I roll. That's how I roll.

Ders was raised by Tom. I hear you guys shitting on, but like, honestly, the things he said made sense. Oh, God. Look where I am. Like this, 101. If you see a woman in a pool, she better not have a top on it. If she does, you kick her the fuck out.

Gosh, what a weird. It's a drill party, not a pool party. Just if we could clear the air with Kyle's confusion, though, Species was a movie, but the movie Kyle was talking about with Adrian Brody, where he fucks an alien is called Splice. Splice. Splice. I love that movie.

That was totally my bad. I wrote it down to apologize later. I know better than that. I really do. Splice is a wild ass movie. You must watch. But Dren, Dren, the thing that the dude fucks, arguably hotter than any human woman.

Yeah, but was that his motivation in the movie, or was he like just so enamored with the species, the new thing that he built? He fucked her. It's not the movie species, though. It is. We're speaking of Splice. No, but it is a species.

It is a species, right? You can still say that that's a new species. That's where I got fucked up. Absolutely. I think he was just trying to fuck. You think so? You have to watch the movie. It evolves into that.

I don't want to spoil it, but we did by saying he fucked. Well, right. There's spoilers. Yeah, sorry about the spoilers. It's so good. And weirdly, the fish movie, what is it? Lady in the Water? Secret of Water.

Oh, yeah. Whatever won Best Picture that year is the same thing. What was that shit called? Lady in the Water, right? Way worse. No. No, it's called like. That's in Shummel.

The Story of Water? What was it called? The Shape of Water. The Shape of Water. Shape of Water. The Shape of the Sound of the Water Daughter. And it turned out, guess what? The Shape of Water was.

What was it? Water was shaped like a dick, dawg. There's your spoiler. I'm sorry. Wait a second. Is that water shaped like a dick? Swing. Yo, the best video ever online is where the cop is frisking that guy.

And he's like, okay, when he got right here, and he jiggles his dick, and he's like, uh, that's my penis, sir. That's my dick. All right. Yeah, that's my dick. All right. Moving on. You know that happened to me.

I was, when I was on tour. Somebody grab your John Hamm. Have we heard this on the pod? No, I know. I think you guys have heard this story. I don't think we've told this on the pod, but, uh. I don't think I know this. I was wearing like tight pants, and my dick was flat to the side,

and you could just make it out. You could just see my dick. I was having a good showing, a good dick day. I'm sorry. You're what? You're, you're Rocket Dog? My Rocket Dog. Yeah, sir.

Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so just so you know. It doesn't have to be crass. And, uh, they were like, it read that there was something in my pocket, and I turned my, I'm like, no, I don't have anything in my pockets. And I like, I like to turn my pockets inside out. And the guy's like, okay, and this white woman goes, no, no, what is that? What is that?

There's something in your pocket right there. And I go, ma'am, that's my Rocket Dog. Listen, white lady. You know what I mean? And then this black woman who was right next to her lost, who was also, uh, um, worked at the, what do they call them? TSA. Worked at the TSA.

TSA. TSA, yeah. TSA, uh, lost her fucking mind. Was like, oh shit, you've never seen one like that, huh? Like, uh, and then I never felt better in my entire life. Even though I have a very medium sized dick, just having this black woman compliment on the, uh, outline of my dick made me feel really good. You turned your pockets inside out and pulled your dick through your pocket hole?

No, I'm, no, I turned. Can you? Yeah, Blake, that's what I did. Can you do that for the pop? It's science. No, it, it looked like I had something stuffed in my pants because my, my jeans were too tight. What happened was I was on tour, I think, uh, my ass grew. So then therefore made the thighs and ass region cling on to, uh, my dick and ass region.

It pushed your balls forward. Yeah, yeah. You know how it goes. Yeah. And, uh, shouldn't have put the pants in the dryer, you know? Shrunk them. Yeah. It's science, you know?

Shrunk them. Dude, you're becoming your dad. That's up there with, uh, get your pecker hard, you know? Hey, get your pecker hard. Shrunk them. Should we take just a moment to talk about Donald Sutherland? I, I, I don't have much there. Yeah, I don't have much there.

Yeah. You serious? I think that's enough of a moment. We just gave it to him. Yeah. Hey, sick. Wow. You millennials, zero appreciation.

Hey, tune into Derz's old man podcast. Wait, what's the, okay, I'll, I'll take a moment. What's the movie that Donald and his kid are in? Donald and Kiefer, aren't they in a, a movie together? Life. Uh, isn't it like a time to kill? Aren't they in that movie at the same time? I don't know.

But Donald Sutherland in backdraft. Yeah. Donald Sutherland fucking rocks, dude. I'll take a moment. Without Limits is a movie about Steve Prefontain. I highly recommend it. Wow. Yeah.

Dust that off if you can find it on VHS. DVD Blu-ray. Yeah. I mean, mash, fucking mash, clute. Guys, what's the conclusion of the body snatchers? Clute is him and Jane Fonda getting freaky. Freaky. Yeah.

How's our target demo feeling right now? Yeah. Target demo is like, let's go dig. Animal house when he shows his butt. He's a professor. It's fucking good. Yep. Thank you, God.

There it is. All right, he was, he did play a cool creepy, uh, professor in animal house. Yeah. I, I know he definitely looks cool in photos, but yeah, I don't know his work too much. I bet, I bet he's awesome. I bet he's awesome.

He's so good. He's great. He's father of Kiefer and Kiefer rocks too. That's what I'm saying. He's also 85 years old. Yes. That's, uh, old as fuck. He passed away, didn't he?

No, no, no, no. He's on a show right now, I think. He's still crushing it. Oh my gosh. He looks cooler than ever. He looks like a regal, like an old Siberian tiger. Okay. Can you guys give me a minute?

Yeah, Ders. Uh, Ders is... Ders is... What is going on? We don't have video, but Ders is jerking off right now. I'm taking a trip to Sutherland. Down south, bro. I like it.

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Sounds great. How are you, man? Good for you. And good morning, everybody. Good for you. Good morning, everybody. This a.m. we're talking about Donald Sutherland and...

And his son, Kiefer. Hot or not? If you guys want to chime into our Instagram and vote, who do you think is the hottest Sutherland? Donald Sutherland hot or not? Something about being away from your house and away from your like regular routine that you're just like who cares I'm a naughty boy let me gobble yeah dude it's the worst and then once it like fucking pops out with me like it's

just like blue all of a sudden there's hell the more space dude like it just feels very quick but not in your pants nope my belly my wiener stand down is your rowing machine just like where you put bags of fast food when you're done with them it's like for holding yeah exactly it's like I used it like I used it for like like maybe four five six times and then I'm like no I'm not the same for me I'm gonna hang wet clothes on this now yeah yeah exactly yeah it's it's fucked up but I'm fighting back is that row machine close by can you show us that row machine no it's in the other room behind the corner it's uh it's at goodwill yeah I uh I sold it uh I needed an extra cash he lied to us for no reason uh a few months ago I was like yeah no definitely I'm working out

I've got a row machine I went at it I went at it with a pure heart but then like you do these 14 day quarantines and it's like now your heart's not pure at all yes it's filled with grease yeah it's just exactly dude it's slopped up I want everybody to approach your workouts with a pure heart it's so important to approach your workout and Kyle I'm looking behind you did you hide the oculus where you like this is I've had I can't it's taken over my life the oculus is right back there I use it every once in a while I actually played ping pong on it and is that a bottle of lotion next to the oculus what's up what's up what are those beads and what is that lotion near the oculus oh those uh nothing hey and we're being serious now yeah no that's what are those

long uh they look like those pincers that you used to pick things up when like you can't reach it what are those that's a deep fake oh those are my deep fake beads deep fake anal beads yeah those are my deep fake anal beads it's a goof I just can't turn it off I can't turn off the visual effects once it starts yeah that makes sense hey funny that you guys saw that it was very funny very funny that we saw and the lotion the lotion is totally computer generated huh crazy that is CGI lotion back there and it looks so real yeah it looks real that's what's so crazy I could probably squirt a little bit if they're oh it's hosing yet it's it's hosing your face it's not the marvel team over there yeah yeah it's day to the art baby hi I'm David Eagleman I have a new podcast

called Inner Cosmos on iHeart I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University and I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads on my new podcast I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities like does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident or can we create new senses for humans or what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet so join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior your perception and your reality listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts

last season millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception I'm Andrea Gunning and now we're sharing an all-new story of Betrayal Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret I scrolled down and that's when I saw a hidden folder and I opened it what the hell did I just see I was scared that he was coming home what Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark she feared for her life she was like oh my god I gotta get out of the house he's gonna find out that I've seen this he's gonna come kill me

listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts between April 1971 and September 1972 six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington DC it took four murders before the police finally realized that one person was responsible I will admit the others when you catch me if you can sign freeway phantom this child was laying on the side of the road it appeared that she was probably either dragged out of the car it's thrown out of the car the person said I murdered your daughter the killer believed that he may have been seen by the mother that guy is he's out of sync with even the worst people I thought that they would catch him

I thought it was just a matter of time is it possible that the killer is still alive listen to freeway phantom on the iHeart radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts when I had my accident when I was a kid the main street movies the like local non-chain video rental place that sounds like the place that you grew up by durz a similar sort of rental house they gave me as many movies as I could rent for as long as I wanted and they cancelled that after like three years after I like rented like 5 000 movies in three years they're like you're walking again bitch yeah I see you walking in here but no I mean yeah no there was something special about it for sure and also like what was cool that wasn't blockbuster the but like the

local rental house they had like a little curtain section that like you would act like as a kid you would act like you're lost and you'd be like whoa what's back here and then the person would have to be like hey you can't you're you're 13 years old you cannot be in you're like whoa sorry sir you cannot have your hand down your pants in that section yeah uh sir hey young boy you can't be jerking off uh in this put it away and get out of there and that was great about being a kid as you could always like act like you don't know what you're doing you're like I'm sorry no this is jerking off I don't even know what that means I'm confused weird I have such a distinct memory of my my little little brother accidentally walking into that room and then I was like what'd you see in

there and he's like it was some movie where like worms were coming out of a girl's butt what kind of movie did he I'm guessing it was anal right yeah for sure but but also he doesn't he didn't clock that it was penises worms he was he was very young when you're super young and you see all that stuff in the porno magazine or whatever the first time you're kind of like why is it like that worms that is something funny though like in like your local area there's always that one person that is always out walking that all the neighborhood kids call like a specific name sure sure Kyle was that guy growing still that guy in his neighborhood there's a smoking child yeah if my son is wearing too tight of pants and you could see the perfect outline of his red

rocket it's red send him I'm sending him back upstairs yeah go back upstairs I could see your outline brother see your goddamn rocket dog that's like those Halloween costumes like those adult like spider-man's or whatever like they show the outline of your penis so hard I'm not yeah they do right hard was the was the wrong word yeah those are four children though right like no dude they come in adult sizes as well yeah those are just for fat kids right no dude it's for adults like an adult spider-man costume your dick is going to be the outline well that I think they're assuming if uh you're an adult and you wear us that spider-man costume you don't have a dick yeah your dick list dude what do you mean you don't have a dick yeah what the fuck you can see it in a costume what the

fuck just because you're wearing a costume what I can't be spider-man not if you have currently have a penis what's up with that that's what I think that's what they're saying man yeah yeah a little spider bite my favorite type of fries are the crinkle cut and I'm thinking of like the bag that my mom would buy and she'd fry them herself the oriata how do you pronounce that one I thought it was or i'da I thought it was righta but or i'da is tight it's a great name and I think she probably just used too much uh oil I bet she was just like not measuring shit and was just like fuck it tons of oil on it and it was just like mad crispy and delicious big shout out to penny divine or penny cob penny cob also penny cob is that not the cutest name you've ever heard in your

fucking life penny cob that's cute just relax she's your mom uh very cute very cute uh I try to fuck I'm just that's cute I want to pet her like a puppy Blake Blake painted that picture for us with a swing can I just close that gap and this is not an offensive thing um sure sure but be serious I think I'm 100% serious I think penny is a super cute name right cob cob no okay double b what's wrong cob is not a cute name right cob cob what's a cute last name what's a cute last name feather stone so penny feather stone is not a name dude I'm sorry if a girl walked in whatever her first name is if her last name is feather stone she's got rock and dogs hot hot hot hot do penny heather stone well that's sexual penny cob that's not a sexual name that's like a that's garbage pussy feather

stone and you're still like she's an angel yeah admittedly nice beaver hey yeah I get that I think it's it is you asked I answered well that's not cute feather stone but feather stone itself is cute my favorite french fries it's not a cute last name feather stone isn't a cute last name no feather stone's cute the problem is is you went from cute to rocket dogs to great fucking sexy yeah to fucking like we're talking about no you were just like fucking straight up cute is porno cute porno it's science cute is you were equating those two I'm saying that seems like somebody walks in you're like whoa that's a cutie well I yes I guess like Penelope what was your last name feather stone feather stone yeah feather stone that's yeah that's yeah you're like Miss Muffet sat on

the top it right so that's cute hey Andrew Dice Clay Roman took over Blake's smoking a cigarette wrapped around his head hey look at the Irish to you can we just go to the origin story uh to use the parlance of where you have come up with the concept that adult spider-man costumes show your dick off too much like science we all know it's science but is this from like your last halloween have you been googling shit and you're looking for the right one that doesn't show your rocket dog yeah well sometimes you know like the characters that I would like to be like say you know like Frieza from Dragon Ball Z like for what halloween halloween man I'm just dressing up we don't know Blake we haven't seen you in a goddamn year no we don't see you anymore you're just talking

about in life you never mentioned halloween yeah you're just talking about the characters you would like to be I'm talking I'm talking about halloween I can totally picture you walking around the crib in a costume just like kicking air yeah just being like yeah this is this is the character I'm today yeah I thought I heard a noise in the house just with silly string in your house just shooting it from your wrist the real the real question here is like what's up with the why don't you just wear underwear underneath they're like tucks it up what's the deal that is the real question me undies why aren't you wearing underwear underneath your spider man costume it's science halloween around kids just like uh is it around kids or is this like a sexual thing

you do with your lady yeah thank you no this is the thing to really be to answer your question like maybe I would have to wear several underwears because I have a very different dickhead what is it what does that mean several underwears what does that mean talk to me I love it I love this this is great so you're working with a total knob is it was what's going on you just have a door handle uh yeah you have a ball at the end of a rod it's just you can tell you can yeah it's like it you know it looks like a mushroom I love I love it you can tell I think that person over there's a man I think he has a dickhead he's got a ridge you can tell I'm circumcised okay does that make sense right well then who cares man I guess you you have that dope donger just flaunt it man

if you you know don't be worried about it don't not be spider man since you want to be spider man so bad by the way if you flip it straight up you don't see like the head necessarily right why you tuck it in your in the underwear it doesn't it doesn't check out guys also then you're gonna have to be a boner all the time to tuck it up like that right I mean not if you rock your underwear a little lower oh you just like strangle the fucking little thing yeah but this is also Halloween you know so like it's just things are things go out the window yeah no that's true and spider man said that Blake's worried about his ridge yeah I like that you're talking we're in March and you're talking about Halloween yeah bro it's never too early to come up with your haul you don't know

we should be talking about shamrock I like it you're like it's never too early and you're going with just the standard spider man well I gotta figure out a way I can wear this thing without being a sex offender and they invited us over and we're like okay we go over there and they these guys are just pounding tequila wow and it was a couple weeks ago and I'm like okay uh yeah I guess it's tequila o'clock and I just started hammering tequila and get really drunk and like come back to the house I did like I slept on the couch clothing like made me come to the bed at like five o'clock in the morning and then the next day I'm like how did I get so drunk like I got so fucking drunk and normally I don't get like normally I remember you know like even when I'm

drinking I'm usually I usually am not blackout drunk and I'm like I know I took a lot of is that real uh tequila shots but I feel uh I love it I feel like I should have I shouldn't have blacked out in the world that I did and uh you're concerned this is abnormal it was a new blackout uh-huh and that was a couple weeks ago and I've been like I bought them a bottle a really nice bottle of tequila because I'm like I feel like we stayed there too late like was I being weird and Chloe's like no you were being fine like it was totally fine I don't you're having a case of like the sunday scaries or whatever the kids call it what uh and like they say we'll circle back to let me write that down yeah what the fuck is that no they say sunday scaries is like the feeling of you fucked up over

the weekend like you got too fucked up and you said something or did something it's also the anxiety of going back to work and the anxiety yeah and so I was like all anxious and weird and Chloe's like you were fine yeah and then I saw the dude last week and he was like dude last week it got pretty fucking out of control and I think he's like going like yo man you got really drunk at my house right and I'm like I'm like yeah and like again I'm so sorry about that I don't know you know I would like to come back over sometime like yeah and he was like talking to his other friend and he was also there that night and was like yeah I can't believe he busted out the acid who did you did not his homie his homie no the other guy oh okay yeah and and I'm like

huh what he was like yeah I I mean that was a real turn of events at like 11 o'clock at night and I'm like say what now and they were like we did acid and I'm like I didn't I've never done acid and he goes you sure as hell did the other night we all took acid together wow so I just took acid and he goes I busted it out thinking that no one was going to do any and you grabbed it out of my hand and fucking plopped it in your mouth like a lunatic oh my god wait a second I think I knew one person that had a pool there's not really any pools in my town really maybe there's like there's like 10 maybe out of 80,000 residents is that why you chose the sport of swimming because you saw it as like an uphill mountain you're like I'm gonna do the sport no other

kid can do and I'm gonna be the best at it uh yeah Blake yeah what made you choose to be an elite level swimmer yeah what's yeah what's how did this start let's unpack that I think it might be I think it's that time um hey and if you're tuning in it's that time oh my god pool talk it's literally worse it's worse than um it's worse than you think basically my brothers swam and my parents were like well we're just gonna drop you off too it's also a cheap uh activity you don't have to buy shit right uh yeah but it's it's not I wouldn't say it's cheap because yes all you need is like a speedo and some goggles but like uh you got to pay for the pool time kind of thing so it's not super cheap but um yeah so there's like a big pool

and a little pool at the high school where we had the club team it's like as expensive as gymnastics sorry yeah I don't know uh everyone listening is it as expensive as gymnastics cheaper or more expensive I would imagine it's about the same as gymnastics if I was talking about what the fuck are you talking about you don't know what are you basing this on conceptually it's like the same my favorite cut of fry and this is gonna kind of rock the boat a little bit I'm sorry guys oh shit get them always does and I'm being serious get them dog hit us with it Blake tater tots not french fries though get them I you know what I that's a technicality I'm sort of with you Adam but I am kind of in the realm of like yeah no that's a hash

brown what is a fucking hash brown a french fry okay that's fair I like where you're going is a hash brown a french fry that's the question I like hash browns is a hash brown a french fry you just told me about a tiny hash brown not a fucking french fry play boy that's true you just told us about a nugget of hash brown that you consider a french fry yeah and I'm asking if that's a french fry then is a hash brown a fucking french fry right Blake kill yourself yeah Blake you dude I'm just wondering where do you draw the line dog Kyle we're drawing it I know I want to put your dick away it's out it's not going to stand down soldier I wanted to talk so so tater Todd does not count okay tater Todd doesn't count okay then I'm gonna maybe I might rock the boat

again all right all right good good potato skins let me gas you up Blake barbecue chicken potatoes kids look look look look look look so good gassing you up hit us with it Chris cut fries waffle fries Chris cut good call waffle fries yeah those are great those are great that shakes the boat without rocks the boat yep that's good I'm with you I don't think that rocks the boat I think that's well within the boat we all just agreed with that yeah the boat seems pretty fun the boat was fun it moved it in a yeah it shook it up it was nice it didn't shake it up thank you personally I liked a little bit of boat rocking it keeps me uh you know moving and balancing I like it yeah no boat rocking would be like celery and we're like what the fuck are you talking about you're

like celery what are you doing to the boat stop rocking I like celery and you're like that's not french fry and you're like yeah yeah but it's it's the same size like it could be it's like the same yeah okay that would be rocking the boat like dehydrated peas no copy you there was no rocking of the right copy you I now now we're just saying okay thank you yeah no understood asked an answer I remember the first like my mom was getting something out of grocery stores and they it was right by like where I had to stand next to my mom by the uh checkout there was like porno magazines and they were like down low by me I just grabbed one and opened one up not even thinking I'm thinking I'm just looking at a magazine and I just saw some big old wambos and sure oh yeah and my heart

stopped dude my heart stopped yeah oh damn now I'm remembering the first time I've seen a porno magazine yeah I was like it like it stopped my heart I like put it back right away and I was petrified that my mom saw me look at it right but then for the rest of time that we lived by this store I would always be like hey you want to stop it in this gas station yeah we could just go there we could always just swing by that weird wild stuff dude we can just uh give that one a go that one's pretty cool that one's pretty cool and we could definitely I believe they have your diet Pepsi at that one though I have a distinct memory of getting I think it's called tv week back in the day where it was like the tv listings for the week and you could kind of like scout out

what was going to be on tv oh yeah and there was like a corner page ad for like hbo trial or whatever and there was a woman in like a nighty with like the shoulder strap the shoulder strap kind of going off her shoulder and you could see like a little bit of the curve out of the titty yeah and I remember being like top of the tip to you holy shit like yeah do you remember silk stockings that was on us I mean dude yeah I mean I had a I had a black and white television that I got at a garage sale for like a dollar that my mom let me put in my room when I was like a little kid and I I was like so I can watch basketball you know so I could watch silk stockings because I was convinced every time that they were going to show nudity I was like they have to they have to

this week they have to have to but they just kept showing stocking teasing it kept showing those silk stockings yeah which did it for me yeah that's why we all have weird stocking fetishes was that a usa original or was that a showtime that re-ran I think it was us thank you for that there it is thank you god damn good night I was so stoked to hear it what do you guys feel about a a game over man supercut because we left a lot on the on the floor dude there's a there's definitely the director's cut was like two hours and 20 minutes or something like that and the thing ended up being one hour and 30 one hour and 40 minutes should we reveal uh something that completely got buried in the edit that just got lifted out oh well there's so much an audience we want you to hang

around we're about to reveal a secret from game over man tune in right after these messages hi I'm David Eagleman I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University and I've spent my career exploring the three-pound universe in our heads on my new podcast I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities like does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident or can we create new senses for humans or what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet so join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior your perception and your

reality listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts last season millions tuned into the betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception I'm Andrea Gunning and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret I scrolled down and that's when I saw a hidden folder and I opened it what the hell did I just see I was scared that he was coming home what Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark she feared for her life she was like oh my god I gotta get out of the house he's gonna find out that I've seen this he's gonna come kill me listen to season two of betrayal on the iHeart

radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts between April 1971 and September 1972 six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington DC it took four murders before the police finally realized that one person was responsible I will admit the others when you catch me if you can sign freeway phantom this child was laying on the side of the road it appeared that she was probably either dragged out of the car it's thrown out of the car the person said I murdered your daughter the killer believed that he may have been seen by the mother that guy is he's out of sync with even the worst people I thought that they would catch him I thought it was just a matter of time is it possible that the killer is still alive listen to freeway phantom

on the iHeart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts all right we're back from commercials we're back and we're back where's the song to like play yourself out wake up wait that's how that's how you go out is a no and we'll be back after these messages oh yeah that was all right that's cool that's a hard cut yeah that makes sense I was just gonna say like one of the things that got lifted out of the movie is that Blake this is a huge reveal this is a huge reveal by the way Blake's character and my character are brothers yes right the whole dynamic there's a whole backstory we're like you meet our parents in the beginning you meet our parents at the end well everybody's parents we have this whole sibling rivalry that

we lifted out wow you meet everybody's parents in the mood and when we shot it it was yeah you meet everybody well you meet a grandma you don't meet alex's you meet grandma but then at the end you meet alex's real parents oh yeah you sure do you do all that shit that was out all the story that was outside of the building like the parents coming to see what's going on with their kids was gone without using names can we tell the best fucking story about how we weren't able to get a specific actor into canada to play adams onscreen father sure sure well you can say names you just have to say allegedly before or after or during or in another podcast that's true I think we could just leave the name out because I also I also don't want to like dash anyone's hopes about their

favorite actor was tom like is true it was tom like is tom like it is my father allegedly allegedly allegedly so yeah we had a bunch of stuff we lifted out including like adams parents storyline which is that they abandoned him to live with his grandma so that they could go be porno actors and producers in vegas it seems like a dream and he was raised in los angeles and then when we like got famous and rich at the end of the movie for like we were on tv because of the whole hotel takeover terrorist attack they showed up at the very end and it was air force amy and this other fine actor um yes oh you guys muted me that's so okay then I guess you don't want one of his name but we try don't want to try to get we try to get this porno star who

everyone knows into canada to play who everyone knows adams everyone knows him you love him you love his work he's arguably the best actor you love his cock you love his cock yeah he's got great lines uh beautiful helmet hell of a ridge uh wouldn't you say blake as a as a helmet guy his ridge is very vascular very nice oh i need some borat and he's got amazing um bill murray impression if you've ever seen the ghost busters now you've given it up okay yeah well there you if you've watched this ain't ghost busters durs will talk shit on all of hollywood but leave a porn star's name out of the equation exactly who am i talking shit on the rock he'll be like i fucking hate the rock adam sandler okay there's no difference between hold up hold up hold up hold up

you're golden god you're telling me there's no difference between me being like oh yeah i don't like watching the rock work out on instagram and then me being like well this guy was almost convicted of murder and couldn't get into canada so i'm not i'm gonna leave his name out yeah but then you get you get so close it's like don't make me do that face of the dude on the bull's documentary no dude it's all right gas your boy up gas your boy up cast him up hey it's all good by the way he is way more i'm way more of a fan of him than fucking the rock here we go here's the truth that's it here we go here's the truth anyway we couldn't get him because he there was like he i don't know what the real details but allegedly he was wanted for murder not wanted he was acquitted he was acquitted

so you were drunk enough that you would do acid because do you think you would do you think you would have ever done it done acid before this i don't think i think i probably i i mean maybe but it would have been like we're doing acid exactly so drunk were you that you were like it's not going to be a drunk decision right which evidently it was and then i think that compounded with how drunk i was and then it just like blacked out most of the night from the taquiza i mean honestly adam i had a similar like i think i have also done acid when we were in vancouver remember dude remember we were like kicking it at like seth rogan's like apartment and there was the homie there that was like yeah i've got acid it's all good and i had reached the point where

i was drunk enough where i'm like yeah fuck it i'll do it this time and then we like went out to those clubs and shit and it was just you were talking to seth's dog for a while wait were you talk are you i'm not gonna be i'm not gonna name names were you talking about that that director dude that was yes yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah remember he was like a psychedelic bro he was like so like when you're going into that world you really want somebody who acts like they've been there several times and you're like he's from he's from the tech world right like yeah yeah and then yeah yeah i felt very comfortable doing it too comfortable and i was already like kind of shit-faced so i'm like this is this the guy this is my guy let's go first time for everything so

wait so but you don't remember the effects it had on your mind neither of you remember anything about doing the trip no other than like i chloe was like yeah you're being really weird like you would not go to sleep like i was tired it was like one o'clock in the morning i was going to sleep and you were like pacing around tweaking you like wouldn't go to sleep i was like was i still drinking you're like no you didn't want anything else to drink you were like just drinking like water and uh and then i finally i must have fallen asleep at around four or five in the clock in the morning yeah i think i had a similar thing it felt like you're like kind of like just on a on a good one sort of like i remember we were just like dancing and clubbing and like but i didn't

feel super out of my mind but then again maybe me and adam are just like really good at doing that yeah maybe we're just great at it you possibly could be you know i mean like dude my father it's his it's his favorite drug of all time like it's supposedly a great a great experience well i think it might have been a great experience if i could remember even yeah if that's the kind of experience you like experiences you don't remember which i'm a fan of experiences you almost don't have that's also mixing it with like a high quantity of alcohol yeah a gallon of tequila well to be fair anything i've ever experienced that's i've robbed myself of like pure like drug experiences because it's always kind of mixed with alcohol

that's a bummer i like kind of the sad comment and then thrown in the yeah i have a problem so okay you guys have both done acid now unbeknownst to yourselves and you and you don't even remember the high the trip the whatever yeah that's correct so now are you more inclined to do it again do it again am i what now i'm not gonna say it just shut the fuck up are you more inclined to do it again or are you like whoopsy daisy uh again i guess i was never are you having some sunday scaries i guess i'm gonna ask you good job is your night night juice having sunday scaries oh boy dude no we so sad that we just couldn't afford more weed does anyone have a bull i can scream we used to scrape Blake i think scraped like this giant fucking ball of resin

do you remember that shit yeah so what we would do is like boil boil the pipes on st patrick's day right it's science and you would just get like yeah it would actually ruin whatever pot or pan you use to boil the pipes in because all yeah and it stinks like shit when you do that it fucking really reeks yeah it's just like tar it doesn't season the pan actually macaroni be hitting the next day yeah that ronnie that ramen extra spicy that ronnie that's the move but yeah we had so many st patrick's days that were just remember when we just got a like a keg for like seven friends and it was just like i've mentioned teddy a few times but he's a legendary friend but he just like fell asleep on the toilet oh yeah shout out to teddy just started to like

it was in the morning so people just like piss around him or shower around him oh yeah right just like asleep sitting down on the toilet after just drinking so much beer what's cool is that you guys are like leave him there he's fine he won't die it's craziest man it is amazing how uh often we thought our friends weren't gonna die and how we were right every time the fact that we didn't just lose a buddy in the hallway yeah because we just allowed him to sleep there and and uh hey we're lucky you know he bombed on himself we got lucky we got lucky we rolled the dice well blake's got a spidey sense we know that i got something i got something he's got a prominent ridge oh my god a defined head okay a defined head aka the prominent ridge it's science here's

what we do we all take photos of our bars hear me out i'm listening yeah and we sell it as an nft the only way that we will reveal whose butthole is whose is if it's if it sells for over in let's name a price whatever we think is a fair amount for 60 bucks 100 bucks oh it's a four pack yeah we could say a thousand dollars is it a four pack of buttholes yeah it's a four pack of buttholes but you don't but you will post it and it's free for the world to see but no one knows whose butthole it is they they don't be like we think it's these guys buttholes uh but then we will reveal whose butthole is whose when someone buys it for x amount of money and this is a really good idea and isaac our manager our ginger manager is listening like the irish to him make it happen uh

let's let's work on this adam any takebacks or apologies i do stand uh double down i do stand by everything i said on this one maybe kyle's the oldest guy in our group i always thought it was derz but he's the oldest soul i know that yeah is that right the oldest soul you know that's a no i can actually vibe with that i get it i that makes sense i think you are say you're the i'd say you're the oldest soul yeah yeah who's got the youngest soul who's the youngest soul in our crew hmm how do you define a young soul is it just like immaturity or is it like you have a youthful energy about you i heard somebody say one time about somebody who just kind of wasn't fully like engaged with people and like kind of blockbuster kind of like yeah

like somebody like you uh somebody who's just kind of like 2d like doesn't really get too deep they called them a young soul that was like that's the hardest insult i've ever heard in my life yeah young soul i kind of i didn't think it was going to be an epic slam on somebody i don't know epic slam my home is because if you're a young soul it's like you have like when you're an old soul you seem to have this life experience you're a wizard even though you're young you're a wizard bitch yes exactly oldest fuck you can't defeat me and if you're a young soul it's as if you have no wisdom i would say yeah but you also don't get hangover so yeah it's kind of fucking i guess i'm a young soul yeah it's a tight wrap name young soul the youngest soul is either Blake or Adam

who is it is it Blake or is it Adam Blake's the one who's drinking a bud light right now that doesn't mean i'm young that could mean i'm old then i've given up on life that means he's it's three o'clock three o'clock on a tuesday and i'm still gonna send it right and you're deep you're already deep so you're definitely a still think of yourself as a very young go hard which obviously equates to a young soul hello it's it's it's happy hour somewhere adam you might be a young swole hello oh a young swole thank you young swole yeah adam is a young swole feel that i'll take that a young swole hard adam has a youthful energy but adam's out working he's working right now he's he's doing adult stuff Blake on the other hand

is kind of just chilling man i mean i'm clocking in at this podcast i'm hitting this board like nobody's business man hello they hurt well i didn't want that to be an epic slam on on Blake uh or myself now that now that dares put the parameters of young souls you're 2d i don't make these things up i just think that that's what it is look i can get deep brother if you want to get deep get deep with me all right go ahead get deep how deep can you get tell us about like when you told me about like uh how we're all moon dust and stuff tell us about that what is that i well i i i don't know if it's necessarily moon dust but it's definitely star dust we're all formed on the same matter from the big bang theory come on for sure bro they're already take back

it's science hey that being said does that sound like a young soul or does that sound like an old soul that's a young soul fucking that's a young soul yeah see the guy the guy got deep guy watches one episode of star trek and thinks he knows the fucking universe man he's like i don't know if it's moon dust per se but it's definitely some kind of like dust that came from like out there in the world you are so dumb the word definitely was great it's definitely this though yeah i don't know about this but it's definitely this why'd you say the first one hey maybe the secret of the universe is at the bottom of this can man i don't know oh boy Blake come on back hello that's an old soul there give me a hell yeah it was jansport or bust dude yeah it was like

or you got the cheaper one yeah kmart was wall to wall with jansports you could get black you could get green you could get red i will say that like when i first started to see kids with the roller bags i was like nerds like i would yeah for sure like for sure at my school you're getting punked i don't know if you would get full on your ass kicked but you're definitely getting pumped i feel like if you're rolling a bag around somebody's gonna kick that fucking bag yeah don't kick in the bag for sure for sure and you got to go up and down stairs i don't understand i don't understand well then you can put the thing down and grab it by the handle just i know but that's like that's like you're going through the airport it's a fucking nightmare i mean

you need is the belt to go around your books and you just carry that that's the sickest dude that is the sickest you know there's some dude in brooklyn is running around like that for sure absolutely are these roller bags that you're that you're talking about like are they i don't have a frame of reference it's a backpack with the roller roller bags it was like the like at the airport like a suitcase like the airport it's called a roller bag it has two wheels at the bottom it has the handle that goes people fucking yes children uh cross america definitely did that 10 years or so ago no frame of reference kyle you don't even you don't even acknowledge the suitcase i'm talking about like a roller i don't know what you're talking about is kyle a roller bag like a

carry-on suitcase i know what i know that's what i'm saying i understand the carry-on suitcase i just don't have a frame of reference of people taking that shit to school you don't mr dorsey had a mother fucking one allegedly he's a teacher he's a fucking teacher though goodbye well there were there were many dorsies okay click on the link anna just sent you something here they are the roller backpacks roller backpacks here we go i hope this fucking it's not that hard to to figure out you know it yes yeah do you love it kyle like i love this print the the computer forward i'm not gonna say nerds but like the homies that were already like rocking laptops at school had roller bags wait you guys had friends that had laptops at school no we didn't this is this is a false

blakes making shit i remember a kid bringing one to school huge flex but at the same time yes there were laptops what the fuck are you talking about i feel like you maybe stayed in high school longer than me or something dude like well it's possible i was held back for math yeah dude there were not laptops at my high school no one i specifically remember the kid his name was robbie he had a laptop he had a rollerback i don't remember his last name is rabbie robbie laptop rollerback bro dude this might be a made-up story from your ass rollerback robbie i feel like you're making this up like you're getting confused with college or something because this is this had not occurred i i don't know why you think it's so out of the realm of possibility that a homie in high school

had a roller black bag and a laptop it's the ass it wasn't the only bags that were rolling were fucking bowling bags bro that was it all right blake i think i think you're thinking of college i mean we all went to college and dude we got dels it's science we still thought we were in high school when we were in college so that's fair i got a gateway computer do you remember that shit oh shit yeah it's like yeah gateway country with the cow with the cow yeah the cow box that's a sick computer dude that computer fried after like three months i went i think i got like three of them before i was like can i just have my money back for real well anna is saying our producer anna is saying that these rollerback packs they were four kids with back problems

because books were getting too heavy no i don't buy it who the fuck are these kids well that was my question well for sure books were crazy heavy but that's why you have a locker kids drop off some of these books carry the one or two books you need and then go back to your locker no only dorks use lockers because people hike around with giant fucking bags with like the waist straps and shit and like you just strap it tight and you're fine if anything you're getting stronger it's it's bullshit and that's and that's why the youth of america is so fucking weak nowadays because they weren't strapping it tight like we were yeah straps like since you remember these bags could you put these bags on your shoulders as well or were they strictly rollers no yes yes yes you could what

do you look at the picture see blake has no fucking clue what he's talking about she just sent it to us we're all looking at it everyone at home is freaking out like you're making up stories there is no you have mandela affected yourself into high school for two decades there was no roller bag robbie so i made up this guy i made up this kid roller bag robbie with the laptop he's like hey dude you know what i think it is i think this is from when you did acid your acid trick and it's sort of like melted that part of your brain and is this my weird like fight club where kyle would watch me go into like computer lab and then i'd be like i wasn't there oh no i was with you guys i'm smoking cigarettes at school no you never smoked cigarettes with us you never

did that i did i smoked caprice dude you remember that yeah i do remember that's the only that's the only smoke smoke is a tiny little caprice which was sick as fuck dude i wanted to be friends with my homie so bad because they all smoke cigarettes that i was like okay i'll smoke i'll smoke caprice you know how you also stayed away from it too is you were like i only smoked caprice and then you were like i only smoke with my feet and it was like what the fuck what's going on and i and i've shoes on right now so i guess i can't bro but then he would do it every once in a while he would put a cigarette in between his toes and light it up and smoke and it was so funny that it was like hell yeah dude this guy's great like did i do that if he's gonna smoke it's gonna be it's gonna be

a ha ha you know what else i did i got one of those like long ass like from the halloween store like those long cigarette holders like a cruella de vil filter yeah yeah that's time yeah bro i just i just wanted to be friend dude that was smart and you're asking if i had the roller bag if you want to kick off takebacks and apologies and take back smoking my cruella de vil so that she was sick friendship hi i'm david eagleman i have a new podcast called inner cosmos on i heart i'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions like can we create new senses for humans so join me weekly to uncover how your brain

steers your behavior your perception and your reality listen to inner cosmos with david eagleman on the i heart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts last season millions tuned into the betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception i'm andrea gunning and now we're sharing an all new story of betrayal ashley linton was helping her husband set up a business fenmo account when she discovered a terrible secret i saw a hidden folder and i opened it what the hell did i just see listen to season two of betrayal on the i heart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts between april 1971 and september 1972 six young black girls were snatched off the streets

in washington dc this child was laying on the side of the road the person said i murdered your daughter the killer believed that he may have been seen i will admit the others when you catch me if you can sign freeway phantom listen to freeway phantom on the i heart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts