This Is Important - Best Of Eps 66-70

Episode Date: August 26, 2025

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Welcome to This Is Important, a production of IHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important. Let's go! Red, leather, yellow, leather, red, leather, yellow leather. A big brown bug, big brown bear. Aluminum linoleum. Aluminum la noleum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. What a to do to die today at a minute or two to two? A distinctly difficult thing to say, but harder still to do.

And there'll be a tattoo and a ratatatatatatatoo and a ratatatatatat. Dad, the two, and the dragon will come when he hears the drum in a minute or two to two today at a minute or two to two. You made that one up, dude. I've never heard that one. That was off the top of the dome. Yeah, that was a freestyle, bro. Damn, damn, dude. Drama exercises, let's go.

You know what it is? Drama theater major. Beep, peo, peon. So you were a theater major, right, Blakey? I was a theater. A theater. Yeah, I'm good with my addiction. Fucking things sucks.

We just worked out. I just worked it out, dude. I know. Obviously, lunch is the worst meal of the day. How could you eat? What are you talking about? You can eat anything for lunch. You can eat breakfast for lunch.

You can eat dinner for lunch. Lunch is the perfect meal. By the way, by the way, can I just, who's eating lunch for dinner? Nobody. Who's eating lunch for breakfast? breakfast. Absolutely no. Breakfast for lunch is breakfast. Not if you're eating it at lunchtime. Not if you're eating it at lunchtime. You can have eggs. So it's the time? Yeah, time. It's the time. If it's in the middle of your day.

Then the best, the best meal is third dinner. What was the Taco Bell at campaign? Oh, fuck, dude. Fourth meal. Sorry, it's four. Baby. Fourth meal is the best meal. Yeah. That is true. Where my boys at on that one? where all my fourth meal boys run for the border baby i'd fuck up a before so yeah okay so if it's just the time sure lunch it's the middle of the day eating in the middle of the day is the best time because then you can you can eat like a fucking pig yeah eating after midnight is great and then and then you don't so what i was my game plan was i'm gonna eat like a monster for lunch yeah i eat because i'm on hopping then have enough energy to make it through the rest of my day and then i get home and

And, you know, I didn't have, I was like, you know, I'm either working out or I'm studying lines, and I'm going to bed. Okay. And I didn't gain any weight besides the one LB, which is nothing. That is a, that is a hard fart for me. Right. Yeah, sure. I fart and lose a pound. You can fart out a whole pound of gas.

Dude, I do. I do, too. Wow. Just deflakeate gate. Let it go. Your gas is like super heavier than air. That would be fucking, if you fill the balloon, it would just like go through concrete. Well, when I fart, you see it.

Bopo, stop. it's heavy you see it you see go ahead continue it's like when you look off on like look down like a you're in a parking lot in the middle of the summer and you see the heat the vapor you're saying your farts have vapor you got the vapors yeah my farts are heavy with the vapors you fart and then mirages appear uh well if you inhale it deep enough man you might you might see a little something damn son no but sorry blake named the thing you were describing which is a mirage when, like, it appears that there's water. Weird, wild stuff. Anyway. No. You go, you know in the summertime when there's, like, the thing and Blake goes mirages, you go, it's totally that, too.

Well, no, I'm saying it's, you can see it. You know how, like, you see the heat. You're saying heat waves. Heat waves. Heat waves. Or vapors, right? I think vapors are what they are. But then I'm like, if you inhale deep enough, maybe you, maybe it's like.

It's a mad hit. It's like a mad hit or something. Makes you hallucinate? I don't know. What was that stuff that? Didn't they do that in, like, prison where they were like huff fucking shit? That's jankum. That's jankum.

It's like, fervents like shit and bottles. Yeah. And then you inhale it. But that's what's happening with my bottles is it's fermented when it comes out already fermented. We got to get Pierce on the show to hear you talk like this. We got to try jank them together. Dude, Pierce is the classiest guy. I feel like he would, he'd lose a lot of respect for me if he heard this podcast.

Yeah. I don't know if I told you guys this, but, uh, I got COVID again. What? Satan? What? Satan? I have COVID. Again, right now, currently I'm battling the vid.

To be fair, you wanted it. You wanted it. I always, I'm like, I'm trying to get the most, most COVID in one body as possible. Wait, what do you think that is? You just had it. I just, I got it three months ago. And then I just, uh, Let me re-up.

What do you think the record is for somebody getting it, like seven? I don't know. They told me that I couldn't even get the booster shot until three months has gone by after getting COVID the first time. Who's they? Yeah. The like production assistance at Joe Rogan experience? No.

Hold up. No, the doctor that gave me to Monteclonals. That you can't have it for three months? Yeah, I told me to wait on getting the booster. Dang. Well, you're down in Orange County, too. That's a different vibe. Well, no, I think that was the, that's what they were saying.

You're not supposed to get it because it'll be too much COVID-on-COVID action, is what I'm assuming. Yo, I want to see that. It's science. And so I don't know. So I didn't get it. And then literally three months to the week, I got COVID again. And I was supposed to get the booster shot yesterday. Damn, dude.

You got to get that booster, my rooster. That freaking sucks, dude. I'm so just like, I'm confused. I'm just like, I don't, I don't understand what's happening anymore. Dude, it's just, you are, just, we're all getting the good. We're getting the fit, man. Right. So what do we do?

Admittedly, it was much, much better this time. The first time really kicked my ass. This time I'm like, eh, if I, it just feels like how I felt for the last two months. Like, I've kind of had a cold for two months. Just been tired, yeah. Yeah, just sort of like, runny nose. How did you know, oh, so you had a cold, you had cold symptoms, and then you were like, okay. Well, I tested before I traveled, and then I tested the day I got back.

And then the day I got back, ding, ding, dong, ding, dong. Perfect. Pop goes the weasel. And I was feeling maybe a little shudier than I felt in the last couple months. But it wasn't, right. You know, that ain't shit, my dude. I think it's, like, guaranteed if you go to an airport, you're getting the vid. You might get the COVID.

Damn, that is fucked up, dude. Are you a cool guy who's, like, in the corner texting with, like, just the mask under the chin? Yeah. What's your protocol? Do you got the nose out? You got the nose out every once in a while? No, no, I'm fully. I'm masked up.

Have you ever had the mask under your chin? Absolutely. Ever? Yeah, if I'm taking a drink, sometimes I might just pull that down, take the sip. I've never had it on my chin. You're always. I'll just take it off or I'll just open it to the side if I'm going to take a drink. I love that you can be so confident that you've never once dipped the mask beneath your chin, no matter what it's either.

I'm not buying that. off the ear. I do, I kind of believe it from Durs because he's like a robot. Yeah. Some cyber. He's not part of the human experience like the rest of us are who just could absentmindedly, just pull it down, take a sip of something, put it back. And I like that you pull it down with four fingers of your hands. You know how you have to like a face man? Yeah. Are you like shredder revealing the scar to splinter? Motoyoshi. Yeah, dude. Or Okosaki. Damn. Nice. What I pull that, I pull it off with fours. Yeah, but still, Ders is weird. like that because remember like he would like eat snacks and then we'd take like the rappers and like fold

them up into the smallest little squares you do some robot ass shit dude yeah um yeah it's a robot also hasn't caught covid yet the fact that that means i'm a nerd though well if you haven't gotten covid you're a nerd blake hasn't gotten covid yeah i'm a nerd that's correct what's going on why am i the fucking wild man out here catching double vid well i feel like a long time ago you were like i've been out five nights a week and haven't gotten it and i was like Like, do you remember this conversation? Wait, wait and see. I kind of.

You for real said that. And you're like, I mean, I'm out. And like four nights a week, I'm out and I'm not getting it. Yeah. And then you've gotten it twice. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, but only in the last three months, though.

This thing's been going on for a while. I did pretty good. I'm not saying you to. I waited. I'm not saying you to it. I staggered my COVID. So the back end of it. I'm still going to send it.

Are you smoking more weed about it or? I do. I do tend to smoke more weed when I go beer and alcohol sober, so. Okay. Well, yeah, we'll have to get you fitted with some can. Isn't that what Kyle, he gave up alcohol, but then he just did weed? What an idiot. Okay, okay. I like that. That guy sucks, dude. Little shots fired. That guy sucks, man. Yeah, well, he gave up Kyle Neuichek, the ex-member of the podcast. That's right. That was his last name. Sorry.

That was his last name. Frickens see you. Um, wait a minute. Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. It's a 69th episode miracle. Now we're back together again. Oh, my God.

What's up, guys? Kyle Neuichek. Happy 69th episode, gentlemen. Wow. To what do we owe the honor? My goodness. Now, are you, now this is exciting. So by coming on the 69th episode, you're now,

Vowing to come back on the podcast full-time and you're back as a 100% full-time member of the podcast. Wow. We wasted no time with getting down to brass tax, huh? Is that what's happening here? Business in the front, party in the back. Adam's all business. No time for a party. We're businessmen now.

I'm a businessman. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here we go. My schedule freed up. I'm here. What up, baby? Fair enough.

Now we're back together again. You know what, though, Kyle? Yes, Anders. I heard from a little bird that you were still listening to the podcast, though? Is that true? I did listen to one or two. Did I do that? To see if you guys ever came around on the fucking sizzler thing.

What does it come around on the sizzler man? Well, remember right before Kyle jumped off pod, abandoned ship, we got into the whole thing about I'm going to Sizzler. Right. A lot of people thought that was the straw that broke the camel's back. Right. It happened to line up at the right time. So I did check in to see what y'all were saying about that because I did sing it and there was a lot of noise coming in from the internet at me. Adam still looks into you because it was like instead of going to Disneyland, he was like going to Sizzler. Oh, sure. From white men can't jump. But then it was white men can't jump.

Cadeem Hardison, I believe, said it. Yes. Was that what pushed you off the project that we were kind of going in on you a little bit about Sizzler. Frick to see ya. Genuinely, no, it just was the schedules of that, and then my schedule happened to line up. So I listened to two to see what happened, and then you guys are going to have to catch me up on the rest. What did I miss? Oh, not much.

Yeah, it was a lot of really hot fire. Yeah? I don't even know if we did any more than that. You might be caught up. A lot of political, polycharged stuff. Yeah. Oh, good. Yeah, we got real charged for a few episodes.

State of the Union stuff. Your boobs are huge. And we missed your side of the argument. Yeah. So how do you, how do you feel about Joe Biden being the president? Yeah. Biden is the president of the United States. All right. Do you agree with that? Hey, right. Are you agreeing with that? I'm saying right. I'm asking the question. I don't know. Are you a go Brandon guy? Is it go Brandon? Let's go Brandon. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Dude, they are so good with that. It's super funny. It is. It's a fun little. like, Whing. It is.

I love it. I think it is funny as hell. For those of you, are you in the know, Kyle? I don't know. Let's go, Brandon.

Bro. Fuck Joe Biden, which I'm like. Don't say it. People will know. I'm like, why don't, why we should all have,

instead of cursing, we should say, just be more supportive of someone with a completely different name than the person we're making fun of. Right. Yeah.

You know? I mean, I feel like that's what they're, we. Everyone. We're all doing it. Let's go. I say every,

I say the whole world. let's all adopt this so if we're going to say like uh like like like as the 30 people said fuck kyle in the preamble yeah they really did the sizzler reel oh yes disiller real maybe they should say they should say uh let's go um gregg let's go yeah let's go gregg when's the last time you were in the club like hardcore in the club almost every night it's for dur's it's almost every night yeah i just stopped by for 15 minutes. Like, when's the last time you really clubbed it?

Yeah, realistically, because for a while, Ders, you were going to a lot of nightclub. You were like trying, you were like DJing and stuff. Yeah. Doing a little DJ action. Uh, when was the last time that you've DJed or done anything like that? Yeah, I mean, pre-pandemic. Yeah. Yeah.

It's been a long time. Was it pre-pandemic by like a long time? Or was it like February 13th, you were in the clerb? And then the 14th. in the 14th the pandemic hit and you were like I can't be in the club any longer it was a while before that um but it was I mean it was always fun but like going to a club it but I it is shocking Durs brought me to like a couple of my first like real L.A. nightclubs where like he would have to tell us to like dress cooler than we were what he'd be like just don't there's no way I did that

there's no way I told you how to dress you might have asked me yeah like there's no way you told me Yeah. If there was a dress coat, he maybe would have been forced to, like, sometimes you've got to rock a button up and some fucking, like, shoes, right? Close-toe shoes. Don't you got to do that? Closed-toe shoes is for real. Yeah, and no hats is real at some places, and that fucking sets me off. Right. Well, this is early 2000s, L.A.

And at that time, Kyle was, like, braiding his armpit hair and he was, like, really proud of it. Right. So. Braiding? Or maybe it was dreadlocked. Or maybe it was dreadlocked. It's never been long enough, sir, but I would love to try. Maybe it was dreadlocked.

but Kyle always had his armpit hair out and I feel like they weren't allowing that as nappy roots there's a lot of tank tops yeah there was a lot of tank tops yeah oh yeah they would exactly they would fucking give they would say no tank tops and no hats and that was like my whole fucking thing that was my whole thing by the way they would say it to you they didn't have to say that to everybody if you were like a shredded hot ass dude they'd be like get in here man wait what what Are you saying there's a fucking other level of rules? There's a double standard in our society? I remember one time when I was a little kid,

I had just gotten out of the shower, and I thought it was a good idea to put... Yeah, dude. I was like 12. Okay. Then it's cool. Then it's fine. And I was like, dude,

I'm going to put some cologne on my dick, bro. Make my dick smell good. Yeah, cool. I'm listening. Is this when they called you fetus boy? Go ahead. Yeah, definitely got inside my penis and it hurts so bad. Like in your urethra?

Yeah, I poured it down the D-hole. Yeah, I poured it down the D-hole. That old trick. It's like, I want to, my piss smells funny. I want it to smell better. I'll just do this. Man. It hurts so bad. I do remember going to like dances in middle school and like gearing up with

hella after shave from my pops. Mm-hmm. Yeah, straight up home alone style. Yeah, brute. I did that with after shave. I tried to shave. Mm-hmm. Obviously, when I was a kid, and...

How'd it go? I cut my hand. I don't even know how that happened. Yeah, I cut my hand. What were you using? That just my grandfather's, like, old-style razor. So it's not a straight razor, but it's like the old, like, giant thick one. So I think I just grabbed it like an asshole.

A little bit. And I slipped my hand open. A big old thick one. I grabbed it like an asshole. And I always saw my grandfather put after shave on afterwards. And I thought that's what I should do with the wound. Oh. Yeah.

Because I was like, I saw him like scrape his neck and he'd have like little and he'd put after shave on it. And I'm like, okay, that's what I do. So I poured it all over my hand, burnt so fucking bad. And then I like, I'm trying to dry it off and I'm drying it down the front of myself and I rub it all over my cock. The exact opposite thing you're supposed to do. Well, why didn't you cry about it? And then now my hand, now I've got a bloody cock. Right.

And my hands all bloody, and I'm screaming bloody murder. And my mom and grandma come running in. Like, what is going on in here? Yeah. I feel like you're using this podcast to kind of reiterate lies you told as a youngster. So that, like, when your folks listen to the podcast, they'll be like, huh, I guess he wasn't lying about that time. We caught him jacking off with his own blood moisture. No, I was too young.

I was 14, dude. How old? I heard team. What did you say? Uh-huh. No, I was like six or something. I was like a true little kid. You were six and you cut yourself.

Six or seven or eight in that range. I don't know. That must have been the most terrifying thing. Your mom ran in while your cock was bloody. Dude, but I'm six years old. I was like, I don't give a shit if, no. Wait, you're, I was butt naked. I just, I just got out of the.

Oh, I thought you had like pants on. The bathtub or whatever. I had just like, just gotten and I was like. The fucking bathtub and you. Right. I saw my dad and grand, and grandfather. shave and then put after shave on and I'm like well guess what I'm a man

I'm a man yeah you are and hit him I'm gonna shave hit him hit me with it hit me with it Blake I'm a man thank you I'm a man and so I was like I'm gonna shave and do this whole thing and it fucking backfired so I understand where you're coming from Blake about after shave burning the

D-hole right yeah right I'm a man did Blake fully explain Jankham just now enough for people at home I forget what it is. I would like a quick tutorial. I probably will airball the definition, but for what I thought it was, and I thought it was like when some, you like shit into some sort of like a receptacle and you let it ferment and you basically make a like a alcohol out of like shit. Is it even the alcohol or do you just huff the fuff?

I thought you huffed it. Huff the fumes. I think you huff the vapors. Yeah. So that's what I'm saying. maybe like admittedly I'm I'm I'm sort of joking I feel like out of I I don't sort of you are I'm pissed now no I don't think that I have the the grossest farts out of all of us I feel like it sucks because Kyle's not here anymore and obviously he's the go-to smelliest one

right and it'd be easy to know that he has the know that he has the grossest farts right but between the three of us I don't know if I do, I might. Oh, you one hundred thousand percent do. No. Blake and I are on the exact same page and we just need you to just listen for one moment. You're the king of farting and not admitting it for some reason. You're bad, dude. And you always go, what are you talking about? I would gladly. I would. I would. I would glad. But you don't. You always fart and then you go, I'm going to just walk over here. And it's, you've already farted. And it smells very bad. Right. It's the coffee. It's got me the coffee or I don't know what. You better not have done that to pier.

man if you did that to pierce i'm gonna be so upset with you no because i don't fart that much and you got i think you guys maybe when i do fart it's a real potent brew because i don't fart that often because you're fermenting it you're letting it sit you're hotboxing it in your butthole it's fermenting i'm letting it ferment to my body you fart jankum you fart jank them i think i think you guys probably fart more often you forget that we spent so much time together in the workaholics riders room for what seven years six years that we We were, and we're with each other for 12, 14 hours a day, five, six days a week for years. So, and we lived together.

Mostly farting. Most of that was farts. So you guys were thrown out a lot more fards, but when I fart, I'm fart, dude. Hold up. Yeah. We know. I fart. So, but I'm saying, if it is me, I'll gladly own up to it.

You don't know. I mean, I would gladly. Here's what I know. Here's what I know. I remember that you have farted and I have smelled it and that it has been bad

I don't know if I remember I've heard Kyle's farts I don't know if I've smelled them Oh yeah I've smoked But that goes without saying I know that they're 100% the worst Blake I don't know I can't remember you farting

I assume you have Do you guys remember me farting and smelling I don't remember you farting and smelling it at all Do you mind if I talk to you about diarrhea. Do you remember Adam farting and you

smelling it? Yes. 1,000%. It's fucking leads me to believe it's like a tattoo on your nostrils. You never forget it.

It is in there. You know it's a hand. All right. Well, maybe, hang, and then we just cut to ads right after that.

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Did you guys ever make or have somebody in your classroom make your teacher cry? Oh, I made my teacher cry. Oh, well, go ahead. I made my teacher cry. We were old, too. We were like 14. We were in like freshman year of high school, 14 or 15.

yeah and oh dude it's so mean did you put you pushed her it was we had the class set up where there was like a chunk of uh seats here a chunk here a chunk here and then the the desk was in the middle so i could look directly at my buddy or directly across the way and then we were just doing dumb shit where we were like acting like we were uh shooting assault rifles and stuff at each other this is before columbine right this is before columbine yeah yeah maybe inspired it it was still fun bit we'd be like we're like shoot each other and we're like and then be like whipping a you know a bazooka out and shooting each other and then blowing up i'm gonna kill my show right right and just doing that shit to each other ninja stars and she it's like behind her back sort of and the class is like laughing at it and then she yeah the class is loving they love this but they kind of were we're 14 years old one dude is like fuck yeah yeah yeah for sure my boy jeremy me was just like, fuck, they did it again. Dude. Is he exploding?

Oh, my God, he exploded. That was a knife. Grenade, grenade. You're taking requests? Yeah, we were slain and... What do you want? Acid. The teacher started to...

The kids started to laugh and the teacher was like, what's going on? Sees us like exploding in shit behind her. Of course. And then afterwards, we have to sit with her after... She didn't cry in front of everyone. She waited for us. She excused everyone. and then she's like Adam

Ryan can I talk with you and we sat down and she then just started bawling dude yeah because she was trying to fuck you perfect I think she was about to she was trying to and then she was like I gotta stop I gotta stop I gotta stop she might have been trying to fuck Ryan

Ryan was like kind of a hunk I looked like I was 11 Ryan had to shave she was like yeah probably what it was is she saw us and she got my mind she got too horny dude a little too weird I don't know probably

that's probably what it was there's not a doubt in my mind and then she's like I have to I have to turn this around I'm gonna cry I'm gonna cry about she felt bad she was like oh my gosh

what are you thinking yeah I can't believe I want to fuck these two kids a lot of people saying fuck fuck me what's going on you guys been holding that or what's what's

you've been talking shit I think there was a lot of animosity you've been talking shit oh yeah the bitch what's up there was a lot of animosity

from the fans that you betrayed us and you left us in our time of need over the holidays. It was your time of need? You didn't know that? Specifically. I know I was needy.

Yeah. You didn't even think to wonder if we would need you. Oh my God. Yeah. Kyle, betrayed me. Oh, that's on the board now.

Yes. Yes. Good. Okay. So I'm coming back a motherfucking heel. Oh, shit.

Okay. Well, Kyle, I think it, I don't know if it's so much, you know, that you left. It's kind of the way, it was very abrupt. As you know,

you didn't even, And you backpedaled and sent that text message screenshot, but the arugaloids were left leaderless. It was just, you just dropped off the map. I wasn't going to say a damn thing. And then honestly, all of the noise that was sent at me, like are you alive, a lot of chatter, a lot of shit was, I felt very confused because I thought we were cool. Well, to be fair, yes. I thought it was cool. They were, we did say fuck you.

Right. Quite a lot. Right out of the gate. Fuck you. So I feel like people wanted to be. on like the train with us and have fun and it's a it's a nod and a wank a little not even really but um you're back baby wow now i'm here man i mean you know i just honestly it was it was uh call it a mental health break i had too much shit on my plate

and the scheduling was going nuts and we were finishing up shadows and i was doing the last couple episodes and shit got down to the wire as it always does in television we know the And I had to, I had to, bro. I had, broza. Betterhealth.com. But here's the difference between you and me. I'm willing to go crazy for this podcast. Hello!

Cool. I'm crumbling on the inside. I almost died for the podcast, you know. That is amazing. Good job. And I, and I will. I will die for you guys. I'm hosting Ellen tomorrow.

What? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, yeah, I'm hosting Ellen tomorrow. All right. Alright. Who's your guest? Durs is one of my guests. No, what? Yeah, man.

That's right, baby. Bopal, Sa! Yeah, man. Promotrain. Good luck. And I'm excited. I get to watch your show tonight. I'm going to watch an episode tonight of Inventing Anna. Ooh, I just watched it last night.

It's the best television show ever. All right, excited. Yeah, I'm promoting the righteous gemstones, which comes out this Sunday, which it'll be airing by the time this podcast actually comes out. but on HBO, The Righteous Gemstones comes out this week. But I'm there hosting Ellen promoting that and then having all these guests. But one of the episodes, I like just tried on my clothes the other day, my nipples, you could just see my nipples. And they're like, no, let's get you a different shirt. You could just like, your nipples are like rock hard in this.

Maybe it's too much. And I'm like, no. Your boobs are huge. Nope, we're keeping it. I'm going to be nipped out on Ellen. So get ready. Get ready for that. Should Blake come and just play the soundboard during our interview?

I would love that. No, they have a DJ. They have a DJ. They do. Blake, if you could just send your soundboard, we don't need you actually. I'm not a smelly guy, dude. I don't think any of us are that smelly. Yeah, I think we lost our smelliest member.

Well, I feel like the three of us are... Their powers combined couldn't reach his heights. The big stink is gone. I'm getting stinkier. Are you? Do you think so? I think so. Yeah, like my feet are starting to kind of smell. It's bad. It's because you run and then don't shower right away, or what is that?

Yeah. I don't know. Why do feet start to stink later in life? I think I just expect. It's not later in life. It's not later in life. It's how you're taking care of them. Well, feet get gnarlier. When you see like your dad's foot suddenly at an older age, you're like, is that? Do you know, what's going to happen? My feet are, I'm missing toes, dude. My feet are gross. Yeah. My feet are legit yucco. I meant to say when I see your feet, I go, oh. Your feet are frightening.

Oh, my kids are going to be truly terrified. But like toenails get yellow and crazy. Oh, yeah. My shit's all yellow. Yeah. My shits, my, it's like peeling back. The nails are just like revolting. Maybe you could make it cool.

Yeah. I don't give a shit. I'm like it's way, it's way, I'm a giant person. It's way down there, dude. Yeah, why do people give such a shit about feet? Like, they get so grossed out by them and shit. I don't get that either. I don't really fucking care.

Like, it's just feet. Can you hear about the girl selling her farts for like, she was making like 40 grand a month or something? Some like, TikTok girl. Good. That shit's important. Maybe I have like a special brew. Like maybe my farts are so potent that like if you're in,

you're like that's your weird kink. Maybe I'm the guy. Maybe I start a little side hustle, side biz. You know, I do movies. I do TV. I'm a podcaster and I self-arts and I kind of do it all

I'm a true renaissance man Aromatherapist Yeah I'm a nice man There you go Yeah I'm kind of stoked That like at this point

It's mostly Unvaxed people dying Not because I don't like People that aren't vaccinated I think you guys are You're fine people If you're unvaccinated You're still probably

Some of my good friends are unvaccinated I imagine right but also like it can kill you so i'll see you around finish him yeah you know yeah yeah i mean but i'm just saying like you know how now like there are places that are like you can't come like you can't come in if you're not vaccinated unless you present a vaccination card is that out the window at this point because it's not it should be yeah i mean like come on like we can't carry this weight of all these people dying anymore like if you were right off the gate like 48 hours after we found

out about this being like well people die you're kind of a dickhead but now that we know it's here to stay like how long can we be like we're doing this for every single person when like not everyone's in it so fuck it it's just so weird well that's why people are shitting on the CDC so hard right now uh they've like last they've like laxed the um the the waiting period the waiting period that you have to quarantine before you can go back in a society and people are like shitting on i'm like at this point it is what it is it's either you get vaccine and you protect yourself or you don't and you don't yeah yeah i think i think durs has the the best because we're all getting it yeah it's just like it's it's it's not a nice thing to do to the people

who have to take care of people who made the choice not to because they might have made the choice to get vaccinated and be you know front line worker and all that if you're old or like super hefty it's a bummer it's a bummer but uh you know what maybe maybe this is God's will. Oh, right. Christ is born. Did I tell you guys that when I was filming down in the South, this woman said that at her church, people were calling it the mark of the beast.

And I was like, that's off the chain. Like 666? What is? Like when you get the shot, they're like, that's the mark of the beast from the Bible. And I was like, fucking sick. Yes. Satan?

Satan. I'm down, bro. I like that the mark of the beast is just like a little, like, colorful band-aid. Yeah. Yeah. Right. It's a Paw Patrol Band-Aid for sure. Yeah. Absolutely. I don't know, man. 2022, we had a good run. It's the future, but it's doomsday. We're done. It's just crazy that this shit has been going on so fucking long at this point. Right. Yeah. You know, it's wild. Like two years of a person's life, that's a long, like if you went to prison for two years, that's not a short stint. No, allegedly. Yeah. Three months sucks. Two.

Yeah. Like just dropping out. I don't know. Yeah. A holiday weekend's not great. Two years, man. Do you think that that was an asshole move to leave us sort of stranded? Yeah, that's kind of where... Or do we think it was a bitch move? Yes. Oh, bitch or asshole. Because we established that you were a bitch before, right?

Yeah, I'm a bitch. Straight up. Yeah, but I don't believe that. But was that an asshole move or a bitch move? I believe, I believe Kyle is more of an asshole than he is giving himself credit for. All right. All right.

I'm into that. I'm into that. Give me the asshole credit then. Yeah. So where do I stand? Well, it depends if you... I mean, yeah, that's a toss-up. Where does the man stand?

Where do you think you stand? I guess I would like to hear it from you. This is our most charged episode, by the way. I love this. Yeah, this poachar. Pochard. I always thought that I was a B with an itch. I always thought that I was a B with an inch.

I'm not going to say it. And then you had to scratch. it. You had to scratch that edge. I guess it was kind of asshole, but not to you guys, more to the fans. And I'll speak to the arugaloids. It's his first time back. Yeah, go off. Go off.

I'll speak to the rogaloids. Listen up, there's a message. Listen, arugaloids, we are now calling ourselves a rogaloids. Okay, this is the big news coming back. You guys just eat a ton of rolloes. The rollo's underrated. Yeah, bro. Great candy.

We're now the rogoids. No, but I will apologize because I feel like that's where I left people stranded. I think I communicated with you guys behind the scenes, what was going on. And then you took it to another level for entertainment, which I kind of dig. I just knew nothing about, I guess. You said I was dead? Yeah, for entertainment. You said I was dead.

For entertainment. You said I was dead. No, I think, I think dead to us. Dead to us. Yeah, yeah. I got so many messages saying, are you alive? That's fair. Well, okay.

Well, people are like, Kyle wouldn't betray. and leave his friends, he's not an asshole. Frick you see you? Yeah, they didn't know. They didn't know that that was a bitch move and not an asshole move. I guess I'm just like, you know, maybe I'm like yin-yang, you know, maybe I'm like as much bitch as I am asshole and maybe that's the lesson here. Maybe I showed you guys a little asshole.

I like that. Maybe I showed you a little asshole. You're a bass hitch. Yeah. Kyle, as speaking as a bitch, it was inspiring. I want to make my play. as an asshole coming up. So I'm really trying to devise the right time

to really let my asshole fly. Well, I think this goes to show that no matter if you are a bitch or an asshole, you can still do the same things. If you want to leave your friends in a lurch and betray the community as a bitch or an asshole, you can still do it no matter if you are a bitch or an asshole. It doesn't matter.

You can still get the same thing done. I'm still going to send it. And to be clear, he's here. he just apologized a huge bitch move. Yeah, that was. That's how I know you're not an asshole, because you weren't like, I had shit to do. So maybe it's not the ying yang.

Yeah, I feel like if you're a real asshole, you would have been like, oh, okay. Oh, so that's how it's going to be, and then you just cut the feed. Kyle, you've got great lines, okay? No one's denying your shoulders. And a nice tan when you got that tank top going. No one's denying that.

Yeah, and a killer tattoo on the back that's exposed when I rock out of the tank, bro. And when you were doing P90s, We got to post them of Kyle's P90X box. Can we? Let's do it. I feel like let's dig in the crates and post... Adam.

Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. COVID. I just died. COVID. He died from lunch. The thing he loved killed him. Let's post all of our P90X bots because we would all work out together during the P90X days. Tony Horton would inspire us.

And we would work out in the workaholics house before we got the show. and I remember Durs would come over and we're like finishing up a workout like he got there a little earlier or maybe we're working out a little late and he would just be like what the fuck are you guys doing? I'm eating a burrito from fresh and easy

oh fresh and easy RIP damn. God, such a great neighborhood. I mean that was the first time I had ever like done like a workout regiment and we were all in all five of us in that house Tony Horton was a magical guy we watched those damn DVDs so much that you just start to memorize them

and just fall in love with each character. You would just quote all day long, you guys were just saying, do your best and forget the rest. What was the one was like, German potato soup? Yeah, there it is.

German potato soup. Hey, backing up like a terra-dactal. These dudes were just quoting P90X like it was the newest, funniest S&L sketch or some shit. Dude, it was the best. And also, Blake, that's still your workout regimen, right? You didn't switch it up.

There's no muscle. There's no more muscle confusion over there because you've been doing the same workout for 10 plus years now. I know, I'm going to switch it up, but man, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. You do have a hot bod. You do have a really hot bod. Big ups for working out, bro. Good job.

Thank you so much. So rumor has it's Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cottrell. Okay. Here's some tea. Here's some tea. Sips some tea. T-I-I-Nation. It's tea time.

T-I-Nation. Hey, community. Get your little teacups out. Go-log, go-lug. Because we're about to sip, sips. Oh, look at that sound effects. I don't know if you can hear that, but that's tea. That was tea.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Hold on myself. Hold up. He's on one. No, rumor has it. Sir Jessica Parker kick a trout. They don't like each other.

Hey, you know where I stand. Pour the tea. Pour the tea. Pour the tea. Pour the tea. Oh, boy, that's not. Okay. Rumor has it. They don't.

this has got to be a weekly segment sipping tea sipping tea with adam hey sip a tea with adam t you're a stupid dumbass yeah and that's all the information we have about uh they're like not like each other baby that's it and that's all i got you've got the scoop from two weeks ago and this airs in three weeks awesome yeah some hot tea that's some ice tea

Freddie Got Fingered is my Freddy Got Fingered That's true I love that one I remember watching Freddy Got Fingered on the We Me and Austin Anderson Who I moved out to California with A good buddy of ours

He We were in a hotel room Staying with his dad Like looking for colleges When I was 18 Like maybe we were going to go to like Boulder And so We were out there

Looking at the college And that kind of stuff and in that hotel room that night we snuck off smoked some weed and then came back and paid had his dad pay to watch Freddy got fingered and we're laughing so hard we're crying and

his dad was like getting upset at us he's like what the fuck why are you laughing so hard at this he was like angry that we found it so funny shut up because he thought it was so stupid because he thought it was so stupid yes he was like he could not wrap his head

around why we thought it was so funny It helped that we had just smoked some kind, but... Yeah, I wish you could have let him in. He probably had been like, oh, now I get it. Smoke weed every day. He's a total bitch, dude. Is there a saddest pod yet, dude? Yeah, so what did you do to unbitchify your child at that moment?

Yeah. Bear bottom spanking. Yeah. I said pull your pants down now. Did you get bare... Yo, what are parents doing? What is up with bear? bottom spanky's man i know it i know it hurts more but just hit hit hit harder and keep the pants on

hit harder bitch i feel like my parents never use a weapon pulled my pants down i got spanked i got i got bare bottom spanked belt uh you got bare bottom so wait what was the process of getting bare bottom spank like was it like i mean over there pull your pants all the way down does he rip your pants down or your mom or is he does he does he yeah there's a neighborhood who was like you're naughty well does your dad who is a man

I assume could have been your principal or your teacher does that man that lives in your house make you did he make you pull your pants

down in front of him real quick for the principal it was more like an insertion right that was like you're naughty and I'd go

okay wow no at that age I feel like all my pants were like elasticized or whatever so it would just be like

oh yeah sweat pants only no no no even like your corduroys for like church or whatever had like a little elastic in the band like on the sides okay just so parents could rip your shit down and fucking smack yeah gosh gosh bogosh was like a child but he was building them for easy access make sure you put the elastic in the yeah yeah i'm pissed now the quick release so sorry i'm like so this you're saying that the man in your house who used to thank you

who no one else ever saw some people call him a father some some people called it a father he would tear your elastic pants down. He would just pull the pants down and then start smacking. Yeah. Now, did you put your hand in the way? Because my whole thing was, is I would put my hand to defend. He never made you strip in front of him. It was always

a quick snatch. Yeah. Was he like, pull your pants down and you're like, no, I don't want to. The asswopings in the house were never like a planned go get a switch type thing. It took a bunch of time where he's like, oh, you got in trouble at school. It was that white

hot anger that just ignited. Exactly. It wasn't going to be like planned out. Right. It happened in the moment. But yeah, it would just be like, if you put your hand there, you move your hand. Yeah, dude, I remember that. And then you'd be like, no, no. Dude, I remember when I was like light enough, I'd like put my hand down, but like, I'd be getting

hoisted up by one arm, like feet off the floor and then smack and then your hand is trying to block anything and then you end up hurting your hand. So what were you guys getting? beat uh four all the time what was what was that's a good question why the hell i remember specifically this happened a few times and i do love my mom okay sure we have to we have to preface she's a great woman yeah oh yeah the bitch whoa she's dealing with three boys a lot on her plate And Wilfredel from PodMeets World.

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Listen to these women and more on She Pivots, now on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is 69, dude. This is a very special event. They're all special, and that's what he's going to grow to realize. Kyle never misses a 69, baby. Oh, no.

I show up to every goddamn 69, baby. My mom is so fitted with talk show attire. Nice. Every time I'd FaceTime her. She's just wearing, like, Team Coco shirts or Ellen sweatpants or whatever else. That's great. Yeah. He's the best.

You guys are the same size? We're the exact same size. Well, I asked for women's smalls. For yourself. That's why your nipples be popping. That's why my nipples are always popping out. I can't wait. It's going to be fun.

It's going to be fun trying not to be who we are. I know. Exactly. It's going to be, it'll be weird. It's good to see you, Adam. I've known this guy for how long? Are you guys going to dance a whole bunch? I'm going to embarrass Durs by making him dance a lot.

I'm going to say Twitch, hit it, and then get up and then we'll have a little dance off. I'm going to beat you to it. I'm going to walk out with my dick tucked between my legs and everything's going to stop. Just wiggle your way out. That'd be great. Everything stops. And they're like, okay, we're going to need to take that again. Can you put your dick in your pants, sir?

Goodbye. Can't have your dick out. And then I go, this isn't live? I don't care how long you've known each other. You can't have your dick out, okay? That's not acceptable. Oh, because it's Ellen, because it's daytime. And they're like, yeah, just TV in general.

You can't do that. Can't have your dick out. Can't do that on any show. Why aren't they laughing? So you guys have sick-ass plans for your New Year's? What's going on? Do you guys know what you're doing? I'm gonna be home brie

Preet party daddy Dude with these fucking trees trimmed Yeah dude Now that the trees are trimmed We can really hit it I'm gonna be in my front lawn Just sipping tea Waving at neighbors

Yeah buddy Banging pots and pans I don't know what I haven't done something for New Year's in a while It's kind of a I kind of hate New Year's New Year's like always such a Yeah

It's a rookie night Dude and Blake is such a pro I don't know why everyone's expectations are always so high because every year everyone goes it's not good Blake is such a pro

when it comes to being an alcoholic dude I don't I know I know that is totally it with New Year's it's so much pressure to have fun

I get so worked up but we are now like posts everyone expecting it to be good like everyone always talks about how shitty it is so I don't understand

why we don't just lower the expectations lowered expectations so you want an awesome party where like I feel New Year's is the one I never want to wear a suit or get dressed up.

Like, literally never. Sure. Do I really want to do that? Yeah. Except for New Year's. If New Year's Eve, there was like a big fucking Gatsby ball. Yeah. Everybody wore little masks and wore tuxedos and beautiful gowns.

And then we went to like a beautiful palace and fucked each other. Uh-huh. That would be a dream. Rippin and the Tarrant. A dream New Year's. Yeah, maybe we're not. It never goes down. It never goes down.

I never get the invite. It's sword to me in a raven's mouth. I never get that. So what's the point? What's the point of even trying? We're just not doing New Year's right. We need to get all like dressed in gold, wear masks, go in a room with each other. I didn't say, fuck.

Dude, I didn't say gold. That's where you lost me. Yeah. But I like where he's going with it. No, that's what you're supposed to do on New Year's is wear gold. Isn't that like a whole thing? You wear gold? Why good?

I don't know what he's talking about I think it's like a thing The fuck are you talking about No I think you're supposed to wear gold on New Year Adam hit him Fuck you Blake Assault Adam I've never heard that you wear gold on New Year's

Maybe that's like a Maybe that was just my grandma And I just figured It was a real thing Yeah Yeah that's what it was Not amazing when parents Or grandparents would just tell you something

As a kid and you're just like Yeah I guess that is a fact I'll think about that till I'm 40 Yeah What is it with like grandma's wearing purple hat Is that a thing? I might make it Just stop.

Did you have like a cool black grandmother that was taking you to church or something? Yeah. Did you have a grandmother that worked at the Kentucky Derby? She worked at the circus. Uh-huh. No, there's a thing, like there's this club of grandmas that all wear like purple hats. That's a real thing, dude. You're thinking of Jombie from Pee's Playhouse.

Dude, well, I mean, grandmothers in New Orleans specifically, they like will go go drink tea, sip it. Uh-oh. Uh-oh, hit me with that. The tea. They pour the tea on Sundays, and then they go and, like, they drink, they wear their dumb-ass hats,

and they go, you know, have fucking... No, guys, I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. It's not purple. We know. It's a red hat. It's a red hat.

It's called the Red Hat Society. And all the grandmas wear red hats and they wear purple dresses. All. the grandmas i've never seen the red and what is going on was this like a the red hat society it's an international social organization and it was found in 1998 in the united states for women age 50 and beyond but it's now open to women of all ages dude 1998 that's not even that long ago what they have this secret societies secret societies

are supposed to be like a thousand years old this is like a new 50 this is the new hot shit and and by the way it's not that secret of a society there it's literally there's a website that's join it's just join right in the secret society dot whatever monotonton dot com do listen to these activities both red and pink hatters often wear very elaborate decorated hats and attention getting fashion accessories such as feather boa the society's events vary depending on the chapter but common activities among red hatters include hosting tea parties, playing games, and going to movies. I want to be a grandma. God, I wish I was chunking.

Dude, honestly, you will be a grandmother, dude. I see that for you. Can I chunk? You want to chunk out of the Red Hat Society? That shit is cool. They probably get fucked up and play. They don't. They drink tea.

Come on, that tea's got shit in it. People don't say kind but anymore. I feel like we used to say kind, bud. a lot we're old well is that a specific brand maybe it's not a brand no it's not a brand it used to be because there was like shitty weed and that was that we called them rags or mids and that was like kind of shitty the shitty stuff there and then if you got the top of the line stuff it was kind well do you think it's because but now everything is the weed has gotten so god damn good that everybody is just smokes kind yeah yeah i mean i hear i think more you hear about if something's

like mid or whatever like if somebody's not smoking good stuff but weed has come a long way it's very fucking strong and delicious it has here i'm gonna show you guys can it came out with a bottle here we go i'm gonna try to get you guys uh one of these because they're fucking delicious here i'll be right back from can a bottle this is the way let's see some can bottle is it a different variation hey while he's gone i've never seen chuck in boxing a fuck i don't know he's talking about yeah i think he made it up I think it's, he's back. Oh, no, he's not back.

Okay, so anyway, I've never seen it. I just like to team up against you. I hate you. Yeah. I want to be Adam's best friend. Yeah. Fuck you. I know, it's not going to happen.

That's fine. I have my board. It's a long shot. Yeah, bored teenager. We get it. You should, you should, um... I should what? I should what?

You should, uh... Go ahead. I should what? You should go over to Adam's house and hang out with him more often. Yeah, no, no. Here's right. Hey. What up, dude?

Chuck and buck, my man. there's no way you should be in Spanish one regular as I think it was like a I think my senior year or junior year when I took my last Spanish class I was in it with all freshmen yeah I had that with math

I was like a dumb old weirdo wait so you were in Spanish one your junior year no my sophomore year okay well that's a little late there's 10 of us in the high school that like you take Spanish one as a seventh grader

do you know I'm saying and then you take Yeah, because you start language in middle school. Oh, we didn't. We started in 8th grade. We took, it was just, we took like a semester of each language. And then by the time you got to high school, then you chose a language. But like that would have been one. And I'm taking one as a sophomore in high school now. Good. So you were the biggest kid in class?

There were a couple other people my age. At my school, you didn't even have to take a language as long as you took like an arts. so I took theater or drama and I didn't even have to take Spanish and that's why I'm stupid as fuck. Yeah, and your school was like a really dumb school or something. Yeah, it's gotten better since. You were allowed to graduate with two years of a language, but then when I got to college, they were like, what do you do? You need to take language again. Yeah. And I was like, oh, fuck, so I took Norwegian. I took French in middle school. You took Norwegian? Yeah, yeah, I'll get there. I took French in middle school and I was like, oh, fuck. So I took French in middle school and I was

like, I want my name to be Jean-Claude. You know how they give you a name? Yeah. So I was like, Jay-C-V-D. Yeah. And then they were like, someone already has that. And I go, okay. So I thought the dash part-

Of course, Boris era. Yeah. So I thought the dash part was French. And then my favorite dog was a Chinese Charpe. So I was like, you can call me Charpe. And she's like, that's not French. And I was like, then don't call me anything. I was just like a fucking knucklehead.

So she was like, okay, Sharpay. Okay, Sharpay. And then I think like... Living in America. There's a character on like a high school musical name Sharpay or something. So I was on something. Yeah. Then took Spanish in high school.

That was insane. And then I was like... Insane. Yeah, because I still couldn't get it. And everyone around me didn't give a fuck. So we just never learned anything. Yeah. Those were the best classes.

When everyone was dumb and... Those were the worst. And you guys were all on the same page with we're just not going to learn anything. Yeah. And then the teacher's like, I can't fail. them all, so... Because they'll get fired. If you just, last second, study just a little

bit more than your dumb friends, she'll give you an A. Can I? Because she's like, all I tell you something? Yeah. At least... That was never even, um, I was like, no. I wouldn't even study last second. Oh, I was gaming that system. I was like, I know. I remember guys like you. Yeah. You're having fun. And then on the

exam, like the one, no homework, but then on the exam, they'd be like, yeah, I got a B plus. And you go, what the fuck? That's not what we... You cheated. That's not what you agreed to. We were both going to fail and fuck around. You studied. We all said that we were going to fail this one. Kyle betrayed me. You betrayal. Remember that one time that when that girl wanted to have a threesome with us, Kyle? Say what? And then we didn't, we didn't do it. 69, dudes. Do you remember that? Yeah. Yeah. Then we just 69 each other. Remember that? Yeah. Do you remember that?

I don't remember that. I'm really happy we didn't. Blackout. Because then that'd be like a really weird thing that we have between us like yeah because I for sure would have probably seen you're like the back of your nut sack or something like in a weird position you would have licked it right I'm glad we didn't do that oh you're saying if you guys did a threesome together the two of you and a girl you would have seen his nutsack I'm sure

I mean I'm sure you're seeing like nutsacks and like the back of nutsacks and maybe a puddle if she calls for two cocks one box you guys doing that yeah yeah good answer Yes, poets. I guess we would have had to, but, but we, in the moment, we, we were like, no, no, this will, this will change our friendship dynamic forever. No. I'm happy.

I agree with you there, Adam. I'm glad we had the wherewithal to say, you know what, let's not do this. Yeah. And maybe we would have, in the moment, fell in love. Yeah. And then, and then we end up fucking each other other. Two cocks, no box. And then.

Two cocks each other's mouths. And then. 69. We don't have wives. You don't have kids. And we're just together forever, you know? Two Cox got married. That could have changed everything.

I think that would be really interesting to do with a friend, like have a threesome with a very close friend. And I wonder where that could lead. I feel like that's how it usually they are, right? Aren't they usually friends? Wouldn't they be? Is it? I feel like it's a scenario where it's a total stranger. I'm saying it's probably usually not an anonymous dude.

it's probably like two homies and some girls like actually actually i think that this is called like when you go and search for your unicorn right oh yes great movie wait what lorne lapkiss yeah when a couple wants to have a threesome and then they go search for the random person that's going to be in it that is not going to be a part of their world anymore after this one special night but they just go find their unicorn and the search for a unicorn is real and the unicorn is real and the unison Unicorn is just like a pretty slutty person that's willing to have sex with two complete strangers. Oh, slutty or sexually open-minded, however you want to say that, you know? Your boobs are huge.

Sexual charged. I don't say slutty as a bad thing. I think sluts kind of rock. Yeah. Yeah, sluts rock. Yeah, tight. Sluts rock. I dig sluts too.

Adam comes from a long line of sluts. Yeah, for sure. Proud sluts. Yeah. We're a proud family of sluts. There was a cool fight in the stands at the Whiskey. Wisconsin Arizona State game last week. Oh, I love fan fights.

These two Arizona State guys were like getting chippy with each other. And it was like, going on way too long. We're like they're almost fighting. I fucking dare you. And then some old like beerbelly dad from Wisconsin who looked grizzled, right? Like a guy who you're like, I don't know if I would fuck with this dude. He like throws hay bales around or some shit. Comes up and he's like, if you guys don't fucking shut up, I'm going to fucking kick both

your asses. Da, da, da, da. Come on. Cut this shit out. let's go Brandon shut up bitch what a fucking idiot I was like

yeah all right I was with him and then he tried to be like come on let's go Brandon right and the guys were like yeah all right let's go

okay so they were bound by their the hatred of the president yeah that stopped it it stopped it yeah that stopped it yeah all right

all right cool so well if that's what brings us together all of us I'm freaking pump dude let's go Brandon I think that's not how it's intended but yeah if that's it brings everyone together well i'm on board i've swung over

you have i know you are can we get it on the soundboard absolutely we're gonna get one of those fucking thing sucks well i told you guys this story about the time that uh me and my dad always slapbox right uh and so we're always flatbox in each other right and uh then i was on tour and i did a show in uh cedar rapids iowa which is like like right next to Waterloo, Iowa, where I'm from, where my whole family's from. And it was a huge show, one of the biggest shows. Did the water lunatics come out? Oh, damn.

Yes, we drank them out of alcohol, halfway through the show. Or not even halfway through, like, 15 minutes in the show, they were, like, out of beer. So the venue had to go buy, like, the 50 more cases of beer. I'm still going to send it. And it was, like, a big, it was like 3,200 seats or something. And so it was an awesome show, and it went great. And then after the show, we went out, we went drinking. It was very fun.

All my dad's friends are there. And then we're going back to the hotel, and it's all icy out. It's like February in the winter. And we're slapboxing. And then my dad starts to get too aggressive. Like I'm winning the slap. So he closed fist punches me in the mouth. And like, like popped me in my fucking lip.

And so I'm like, what the fuck you hit me in the lip? And he's like, oh, I'm sure. And then I fucking popped him in the face. And I gave him a black eye. and then my mom now my mom's like Stop it Stop it I love it

Yeah and my dad's Yeah and then my dad's like You son of my bitch And he's like wants to fight me And people have to hold him back and shit And then you know Cooler heads prevailed And we went to bed

I was like when And what part of the story did they prevail So it was so And then We go back to our rooms Whatever you know We were drunk And you know how you guys

Fight your dads when you guys get drunk and uh went back to our rooms and all of a sudden like I'm going to bed and like 45 minutes later

30 minutes later my brother starts wailing on you no I just hear someone in the hallway going like oh man oh come on Jesus Christ was it two people

or you just got back in the character no this is my dad I got back into character and uh and I opened up the door and it's just my dad slumped in the hallway trying to sleep in the hallway of the hotel

That shit's important And I go I go dad what the fuck you're doing He goes Your mom won't let me sleep in the room with her She kicked him out He was in the dog house Yeah so I'm like I'm like

I fucking come in here And then he sleeps in the room with me I wake up He somehow He was wearing clothes when he got into bed And then somehow he had stripped Down to just his tidy whitties And I woke up to him

Throwing his lap leg over me and grabbing me around like big spooning me and then brings me in close and goes I love you honey I'm sorry baby and I'm like the fuck and he goes ha that's not my dad

I'm like ah and then it was like oh shit I thought you were petty and I'm like I'm not I'm not petty Cooler heads prevailed cooler heads prevailed man I was like, oh man, this guy was docking with his dad. So then we have a really funny photo of like the next day of like me looking fat-headed from all the booze I drank.

And my dad just fully having a black eye and it's just us in the lobby of this shitty hotel. Be like, yeah, it's okay. It's fine. We're fine. We still love each other. I slept with him last night. I slept with him last night. Cooler heads prevailed.

Cooler heads once again prevailed. Oh, my God. Damn, you've got to stop slapping your dad around, dude. That's fucked up. Dude, it was a mutual slap around. We'll still do it. It's fun. It's fun to.

Slap your dad. Bob and wave. But that thing, it's slap boxing. Ironically, that's also how you dance. I do. Just lots of hands. Like a wild and crazy guy. Never danced at him.

He might hit you. There's a lot of hands coming at you. Yeah, dude. If I'm slam dancing with my bros. That's all. I'm slam dancing with my bros Let's go We're just comedians, bro

Why are we getting so serious Dude, because I'm trying to talk about titty milk And you guys don't even like I was like really wanting to go down this Is it sweet? Is it about like what they It's good, right? You have it a lot!

Yes! It rocks! Yes, man You get those drips, go get that Can you buy titty milk on the wet On the internet on the west? I bet there's some dark I mean, weird that durs knows that.

It's not even dark. It's just, it's women if you want to not use, if you can't, if you're not producing and you don't want to use formula, you can buy. You can buy other ladies. That is wild. Yeah. What? That is wild. Yes.

That is insane. That doesn't seem like it's a bottle, like. Hey. And you can buy jazz. It's just called sperm building. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but you can't just go online.

You're saying like you go to like an Amazon. You can't you? Can't you? Well, it's not bad, but it's, yes. Can't you buy a sperm? bodily fluid like you can't buy someone's bag of blood like that's illegal to do right hold up well no that's what you do you go to a hospital you get someone's blood blood it's called a blood transfusion i know but i'm saying me as just a guy that wants to try titty milk i can't just adam divine you can i'm looking at breast milk

a hundred ounces on ebay right now oh can you mix that with some can one hundred dollars so can you buy jizz on ebay you want me to see jizz for sale yeah see if there's any jiz for sale because i don't think you could buy jizz it's crazy that you could buy titty milk Like, because they're good. Why? Because what if it's AIDS, it's AIDS titty milk? We have semenacs. You know, man, I don't know, what?

Are you cutting yourself open and pouring it into your bloodstream? Whoa, dude, Adam. Holy shit. I just found something, guys. It's called porn sperm, artificial sperm. It comes in a tube. What the fuck is this? So you inject that down your d-hole or what?

Okay. What's the name? And let's shout them out so they can send us a box. It's called porn sperm. Artificial sperm 125 milliliter 2 So it's like fake jokes So what if you're shooting a porno

And then So admittedly I'm not a big shooter Like if I'm shooting a porno It'd be a good The cum shot would be disappointing It'd be like no Well all that work A dribbler

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your podcasts. We had a teacher that I hated so much that I went to the school board and Maker flinch. Oh yeah, the bitch. And he got a petition with multiple teachers on it saying that she's

not fit to be a teacher. Multiple other teachers in the school. And then went to the school board and spoke. You're a Karen. Totally, dude. And she was the worst. She was a fucking nightmare math teacher. And then she was

demoted to in-school detention teacher. So then she could only teach kids. Wow. And so that was my sophomore year of high school. school when this all this went down uh-huh uh my senior year as i'm walking out of the school she goes adam divine i turn around it was like a fucking john hussing yes i turned around and she

goes i fucking hate you oh yeah yeah you told us about that yeah yeah you but you get it yeah and then i'm like i hate you too bitch and i walked out and was like yeah yeah and that was you i mean that that teacher also we hated her she hated us that's cool it was a mutual hate dude she hated everybody was it sexual tension though probably well you could tell she wanted to fuck uh no but uh not for me maybe that's why i was so salty with her yeah she only she would show let me get in them jeans she would show like the athletes the jocks like special attention and everyone else don't hate he would fucking hate their guts right so i was standing uh up for all of the little the the the cripples the spasas the little nuns all All the little crips, all the little spas. Me and the crips. We're out of here. Cripples.

And that's why you do stand up now. You're still standing up. Damn. Papa Sal! Taking the shit here, bud. Wow. Another. T.MI.

Just wondering if you'd rather have penises for fingers or vaginas for ears. Or you'd rather shoot a brick or piss a golf ball. Ooh. Too many. Would you rather have taste buds in your butt hole or poop out your mouth? Taste buds in your butt hole, obviously. That's all that to see, like. Obviously, taste buds.

Yeah, out of all of those, I'm with durs. Idiot. You're an idiot. I'm with turd. And obviously, obviously, penises for fingers, obviously. Then vaginas for ears? Well, I mean, imagine how great you'd be at fingering. At fingering.

Exactly. You had penises for fingers. That'd be incredible. Women would be lining up down the block. Also, that's just cool. Yeah, you're on the, you're on the Tonight Show for sure, showing your penis fingers. Bigina's for ears, that's, that's, you got to have like tampons in your ears now. No, thank you.

Do you have to pee out of each one of those penises? Like, do each one of them have a bladder or what? That's a lot of piss. Sure. But then you're like, that's so easy to just kind of be like. There's 10 more times a day I'm running the bathroom. I don't know about that. No, you have still this.

You have still same bladder. Oh, yeah, did you guys do, like, something where you were abandoning Let's Go? What's going on? You were saying, well, we're trying to get the Let's stop. Why would we tell you? Why would we tell you? Don't tell him. Okay. Fuck him.

Let's go. I'm sorry. Well, I just heard it. I'm sorry, Ders. Trying to talk to my friend. You tried to stop it. Let's stop, let's go. We're trying to start, let's stop, let's go.

The movement. You're so lucky we're telling you. Why? Because let's go is the worst, dude. Wait, what? Why? Because it sucks. Well, here's the tipping point, is that Hertz Renacar made it their official promo.

And you know how I don't fuck with Hertz. Yeah. Like, fuck Hertz, obviously. I get that. I get that. Hertz. Yeah, Hertz Don't it. Dude, somebody on Twitter sent me one where it was also like Discovery Channel is now, let's go.

Where it's like, turn on Discovery. Let's go. No, I mean, I totally get it. I just was like, it is weird. It's going corporate. It's going corporate. It's weird. The amount of, like, friends that I know that I respect their opinions are, like, reaching out to me about the Righteous Gemstones coming back.

Uh, and, and they're, they're like, I posted, uh, like a trailer for Righteous Jimstones on my Instagram. And then they will, like, text me or DM me going, let's fucking go. Let's go, dude. January night, let's go. And I'm like, I don't know if I can be your friend anymore now. Let's go. So I've just lost about 20% of, uh, of. my friend group over

Let's go. This is what goes on, right? When people are like, literally, literally, literally, literally, right? Like, it just becomes a part of your vernacular. Or like, really, really? Really? Really? My eight-year-old the other day, he started saying to, like, to be honest.

Like, it was, if I'm being honest, everyone was saying. And then it became to be honest. And my eight-year-old says it. I'm like, this is fucking crazy. Your eight-year-old is finally being honest with you. I've been lying for years. To be honest, blues no longer my favorite color.

Do you not know what I'm talking about? I don't, not really. Blake was doing it for a very long time on the podcast. That's my catchphrase, if we're being honest. It's a preface. It's like a preface. You would always say before a sentence, you'd say, if I'm being honest,

it was the thing people were saying. And then they've shortened it to be honest. Honestly, who throws a shoe? It's all pointless and stupid. Yeah. You know, which is why I had to. beat my kid. Go ahead. It's just like a little phrase that people will

latch on to. It's a preface. And then it becomes part of everyone's, you know, everyday lexicon. Right. Like, like how we always used to all say, yeah. Yes. Jha. Jha. Jha. Yeah. I mean, soon enough let's go, we'll cycle through.

I'm just really excited to see what's next. It's going to be fucking cool. My father, there's stories of him. Just going around Omaha? No, no, his friends. because I go hunting with a group of my friends and a group of his friends once a year.

We haven't done the last couple of years because of COVID and cancer. Yes. COVID. COVID strikes again. But there's, evidently, he bit a man's finger off. What? Yeah, back in the day. So he bit a man's finger off.

So like, I, you know, I'm afraid if he were to get real riled up, something could turn real sideways to where he just, I feel like I would never buy, I don't know about that. I feel like you would. You do think I had bite a man's finger off? Yeah, I feel like you would totally bite somebody's finger off.

You're definitely the guy to bite. And then you would blame them. Yeah, this is your fault. Yeah, you'd be like, what do you want me to do? You did that. Well, you started it. Well, if they're putting their fingers like all up in my face, dude, they deserve a little chomp-chop. I mean, I think you would go for them.

I think if they were nearby and you were losing, You'd go for them. Well, it depends. Is this a life or death fight? Like, if this is a friendly... No, it's not. The fight with my dad in that parking lot in front of the local Radisson. He wanted to kill you.

What was his fight? Was his fight life or death? No, his fight was like guys followed them home from the bar. And like they fought in... So, I don't know. You know, they were like street kids. So there could have been knives and fucking shit. Sure.

Bike chains. Yeah. no doubt chains rip rap street rap a lot of handfuls of dirt no but they were like super like my dad had friends that were murdered and shit you know

were like stabbed to death yeah dude what the fuck in high school and had a friend get stabbed in the hallway and murdered what yeah man that's fucking crazy at school at school wow that's really insane

so yeah it could have been it could have been life or death I don't know you know that being said like if I'm in a fist fight with usually I've only ever fought my friends. It's always been like tempers get a little out of hand and then me and a buddy go at it

but we're not actually like you're just trying to win the fight. You're not trying to physically hurt them to where they can't like walk the next day. You know what I mean? Do we know what you mean? I don't know what I mean? I don't know. I'm saying like if I were to fight you guys.

I know what you mean. I wouldn't like if there was an opportunity to break your neck, I wouldn't do it. I appreciate that yeah dude that's big of you but if i'm in a fist fight and and there's like a guy with a fucking blade and he's coming at me and he's like i'm i'm gonna murder you yeah then i'd look for the opportunity to break his skull you want you're looking for the excuse to kill a man if he's trying to kill me if i think that my life is in danger but if i'm fighting a friend i

know my life's not in danger you know i'm going when i shoot uh this pitch perfect show i'm going to Germany and I hear there's like really weird stuff over there that I'm kind of like I've never seen anything I'm kind of excited to see some weird weirdo stuff like what are we talking like a like live shows or whatever or are you trying to get into some weird raves yeah evidently there's like weird sex clubs or something I think I've been told that and that's like a famous like techno like dance club place bergheim I yeah I believe so it's I think it's bergheim and it's like a famous German Berlin Techno Club that everyone's told me about

and there's like I guess in the basement is like where weird shit goes down that you can't unsee it I had some bro who's like you can't unsee it bro which I hate when people say that because you obviously you can't unsee anything it's weird yeah anything you see you've seen forever right you saw it freaking see you but it evidently like really weird stuff

goes down and I'm kind of like well what would shock me I don't know right yeah this is weird I just looked at a birdhine and the actual building looks like a prison. It looks scary as fuck. It might have been. Or worse. Where is this, Germany? Yeah, in Berlin.

It could have been even worse. But evidently, it's like super exclusive. Like, they only allow a certain amount of people in. And it runs from like Friday at like 10 p.m. to Sunday at like 6 a.m. on Monday or whatever. It's open the whole time. That whole time. And people stay there that whole time. I think there might be drugs involved.

Probably. Probably some dabbling. But I've been told by multiple people that, like, you'll just show up and you're there and you're like, hey, and they're like, now, I get the fuck out of the line. Not you. It's like Studio 54. Yeah. Well, I don't know. You're not getting in here with that shirt on. Yeah. I said you're not getting in here with that shirt on.

Take it off. Take it on. Is that the best trailer moment ever? What trailer was that from? Don't say chucking buck. We'll circle back. We'll circle back. Yeah. So anyways, I was just like, I don't know, like, what would that, what is going to shock? me there or if it'll just be like yeah some weird that's some weird shit for sure well i feel like there's a lot of stuff that i would if i saw it like i've seen a lot of stuff on the internet

but seeing shit live and this is a great segue to theater but live smelling it yeah yeah i think i think it's not the seeing it it's the smelling of it right that you're just good that's what you can't you can't unsmell that or like a little splash uh you're you're involved now suddenly yeah splash zone. Yeah, suddenly, if you're splat, I want to steer clear of the splash zone. Definitely show up in a little raincoat for sure. Or maybe I come and I'm, uh,

you're definitely going to come. I'm covered in this, uh, fake sperm, cum, loop, water face, creamy life like unscented semen sex lubricant. I just hose myself with it and that's how I show up to the front door. And they're like, for sure you guys can come in. You front of the line. Yes, Chloe has me on a collar or something, like a collar and a leash. And then I'm just,

I just like, pose myself with this style. And they're like, all right well you guys can i think it'll be okay this would happen to me in west hollywood when i lived there years ago when you make eye contact with somebody who you definitely like somebody who's like shitting on the side of the road and you're looking you're like oh my god and then they just they turn somehow and lock eyes with you and you're like oh fuck and now they do you haven't had a moment you've both shared a moment and then maybe they hand you a screenplay and maybe right do no but just don't lock eyes with somebody yeah yeah yeah yeah

Stir clear of the eyes. The portal to the soul. But I don't know. I feel like at those weird performance art things, they're trying to get you to look in the eyes. They want you to soul link with them. And they just, because they know they probably fucking live for that shit,

knowing you'll never forget them. Is that how you met Kyle? Yeah, it was a similar situation. It was second grade. Kyle was shooting on the floor and you guys locked eyes. Kyle was like the G. G.G. Allen of Silverwood Elementary. It was crazy.

Topical. Lots of scat play and cutting himself. It was cool, man. I had a teacher once that I would fake flirt with her so often that, that's not. Yeah, I would fake flirt when I was like a junior in high school. She goes home at night and she's like, there's this boy at school. Great ass. Totally.

It's going to get me fired. And I just, I'm doing it so my classmates are laughing. And everything you were doing was a performance. It's a performance. A performance. And so I had to, I like had a question for her after. class and she wouldn't talk to me alone in the classroom she made me go in the hallway to talk to her you made her feel unsafe yeah I was like oh I guess I'm like a I didn't even know I thought I was

just doing comedy so so so the Lord of the Crips how are you let's roll out into the hallway and talk here I was out of my wheelchair by that point what would you say what do you mean you would flirt with her was it like hey a nice dress today or like uh yeah I don't know I don't think it was like that it'd be like it'd be like over the top stuff it'd be like great ass right that ass it'd be like look at them tits is this a boner in my sweatpants your boobs are huge no i don't know even what it was it'd be like anything for you miss and her name and like anything for you of course of course and you know just kind of laying it on thick or being like what perfume are you wearing today that is delightful and you know my friends think it's funny and she thinks that i'm being a

total creep. Was she like I you know whatever for what it is was she attractive or was she were you gonna say stack? Yeah I think so I think so for what I remember but go back anytime you look at old photos of people that you thought were like the hottest people in the world yeah and you go back

and look oh yeah from like when you're a kid and you're like yearbooks? What? Oh going through the yearbook to like the babes from like junior higher high school you're just like what the fuck were we like it's like a prison system hey but at the time this goes into a whole thing about just a vibe dude it's a vibe it's a vibe yeah still put out that vibe dude yeah they might look like a horse now or something but like back in the day they had the vibe we're like if they're sitting in front of you and they turn around they're like did you need a pencil today and you're like

yeah oh dude Melanie was cool Melanie was so nice she'd write on my hand it was just meant the world to me dude right dude if a girl would just be like can I write on your hand. Oh yeah. The amount of notes that were passed back and forth. Get real, dude. Entire forests of notes. Hey, ladies, if you want, in today's age, if you want to get a husband. Thank you.

Come on. Pass that man a note. Yes, maybe or no. Are you talking about it in high school? No, I'm talking. I'm talking today. Or steal his hat and run away with it and don't let him have it back and put it on. Yeah. Maybe take his trapper keeper and vandalize it.

Just rip the freaking hat off his head runaway, put it on, take some selfies with it. I remember this girl stole my brand new trapper keeper and wrote fluffy buns. Do I make you horny, baby? That's not okay. She wrote fluffy buns on the Nike swish. There was a white Nike swish in the middle of it. Had you ever heard her use those words before?

Yeah, what does that mean? No. Her and her friends, in hindsight, I was like they must have liked me or something. Were they talking about your butt being fluffy? Yeah, my butt. That's accurate. Yeah, it's a fluffy butt. That's one way to explain it.

D. Fucking dump truck ass. She just wrote dump truck ass. They were fluffy buns. I was so fucking mad. I was so mad at these girls. I want to say like six months.

Like the level of mad was disproportionate to what they did. No, man. You still haven't forgiven them. Obviously. I know. I know. You're getting heated, dude. I'm pissed now.

Fuck you. Well, Kyle, where's, where's, is your weirdest place that you masturbated? Because I know mine was out of T.J. Max and Blake's was on a plane. Ders, where was yours? I mean, I guess school? I don't know. I can't remember.

Oh, you jerked off in school? Like in class? No, no, no. Like in the bathroom. Yeah. What? That's good. Oh, yeah. I got to remember. I spent a lot of time at school. We had practice in the morning. Then you just go, you go straight to school. You didn't have time to jerk off at home. You had to do it. And then you go

straight to practice after, like, it's just you're there a lot. And horniness, like, would just hit you, like, a ton of bricks when you're that age. It's a curse. It's a curse. It still does. Still does. To this day. I think probably, like, in the back of a moving van or something like that, you know what

I mean? Like a church van youth group trip. A moving van? Freak to see ya. Like, not a moving van, but like a vehicle that's moving. Like, a van. The people in it. Yeah.

By the way, like, what, we don't know what's weird to who. Exactly. Yeah. What did you guys ever jerk off, like, while in a car with your family? family? No. Yes. Okay. Yeah, 100%. This is why we missed you, Kyle. He's back. We're back together again. La la la la la. Well, we had a 1989 Ford Taurus. Yeah, right? That is the horniest vehicle. Sexual, yeah. The lines on that

thing. This is important. You had a tourist? That was a game changer. That was a future car. Go head. Yeah, it was a Ford Taurus. It was a station wagon. So that's a beautiful car. And you're a car guy. Thank you. And it was the kind that in the back where the trunk was, it had a seat. That faced backwards. That faced backwards. So then you're kind of just creeping on like the drivers behind you, just cranking down. Your mom's like, what you're doing back there, Kyle? Yeah, just looking at stuff. Yeah, just doing on some brain quest, you know. Can you open the back windshield? Yes. Hello, it's Danielle Fischel.

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They're pretty good. Oh, dude, yeah. Yeah, they're not bad. They had a handful of songs. They're not bad. Did you guys watch the fucking? The documentary? Yeah, it was super boring and long.

I didn't get through it I didn't get through it No that shit was so good So good It was interesting Way long and boring I fucking love that thing It was interesting

Just how it made me go like I could be the Beatles Right I'm as good as the Beatles Well it was great That's not what I took away from it Can we talk about this real quick What is the

What is the scenario Where you would feel okay Having killed someone Feel okay like if they were like you where you don't think it would haunt you uh what were they mad rude yeah like like you get seated at a table and they just don't bring you menus you fully should get to kill the host or hostess were they like super rude to you or something uh then maybe no it would need to be like like i always think like uh if i come

bullet if you come fire silver bullets no if I come like out of my bedroom and there's just like a guy in the hallway and he has like a knife or a gun or like he's not leaving if I'm leaving and then we fight

I if I end up killing him I don't want to but if he's if I think like he's there to kill me right yeah then I think I'd be okay with it I'm sure it would I would have to go to counseling or whatever that's what would get to therapy. Yeah, maybe.

I don't know. Maybe not. I might just be fine with it. Weird, wild stuff. Yeah, you never know. I don't know. Hey, I know I'm here because I killed somebody, but do you think I should cut back on the caffeine? I don't know. Would you guys be okay? I feel like that would be the scenario that I could murder a person. That's actually

like, if your family's in the house and there's just a fucking guy there and you're like, get the fuck out of my house and he's like nah. And he comes towards you and you're like, oh, fuck, now I got to fight this guy to the death. I don't think I would ever feel great doing it, but yeah, if they're coming from my family and if they're going to kill your family, you got to do it. But that's actually like a... Well, you don't know. I mean, he's not there. He's, you know, a killer doesn't say I'm here to

kill you and your family. Right. Sometimes in the movies. Now, usually they're just like, what, it's fine. And then he subdues you and then he ties you up. He puts a bunch of plates on your back. Right. He rapes and murders your children and your life. And then he comes and kills you yeah and before that happens you have to fight this man to the death absolutely well i actually it's a it's a youtube whole i sometimes fall down it's very intriguing but you can watch like soldiers who it's like talk about their first time like killing a man you know because that's like a time when killing is required of you and you're not necessarily a killer right watching these people tell the story the scenario might not even be like one that you might necessarily want to

even kill somebody. Yeah, it's just crazy. They're super powerful to watch. It's just like, whoa, man, it's really fucked up. Yeah, that would that would suck. It would truly suck to have to just kill somebody on the other team. Yeah. I don't, I feel like the, yeah, the household one is good, but also like if you have an opportunity, if someone's like driving through a crowd, right, you have the chance to fucking like shoot them in the face. Right. I like that. I like that one.

that's my favorite because then you're saving you're saving many lives I see I like that I think my favorite is that there's like a gunman of sorts and I'm in my car and I can just kind of turn and run them over

then I think I'm feeling okay I think I could do vehicular man I don't know if I want to do the hand to hand combat stuff I feel like those moments would haunt me right because you really got to get amped up whereas yeah you got there's like a windshield between you're like

yeah right my dad one time these kids stole my basketball and kicked it on the roof and I came home like crying because it was the did you throw battery acid on these kids or no okay okay go ahead no they threw battery acid at me uh and I go and I go and I'm crying because it was the Pizza Hut basketball that my dad had just got me the black one for like $5.99 it was like black and gray with like little graffiti on it it was sick as fuck yeah it was super fucking cool and he got it for me and he was just out of town for a while and I'm like he got it for me he bought two pizzas and got it for free yeah and then it was like ah and I had that basketball

oh shit this for Adam yeah I've been out of town here well why didn't you cry about it's amazing when your dad because my dad was gone for like weeks out of time when I was a kid how much just like a little piece of shit drink it from like some truck stop and I'm like this is the coolest thing in the fucking world here's here's some grass this is from South Dakota

Oh, my God. This is from the Great Plains. I'm going to make a necklace. And so he came, I think I've told this story on the podcast where he came over to these kids and was like, get my son his ball. And they're like, no, fuck off. And my dad's like, go get it. And he's like, what are you going to do? And the kid pushed him.

And my dad just fucking smack this kid in the head. Yeah. If a kid puts hands on me. Oh, that's going to be a good day. That's a green light. Yeah. For sure, it's a green light. Yeah.

He was like, he was like 14. My dad just like, smacked this kid and then grabbed him and then told him to and then everyone was kind of shocked and he's like climb up on this fucking building and get that my son is basketball and then he climbed up it and got me my basketball and he should have thrown the kid on the roof you can't the kid you can't do that dude you cannot do that if a kid pushes you it's self-defense no it's a child no no no this is a teenager oh you're such a bitch right now dude if a kid first of all he just stole your son's property, kicked it on the roof.

He's his shithead. You come over, you ask him to get to get it down. He says no. You ask him again. He shoves you and says, get the fuck out of here. You're allowed to close fist, punch him in the face. That shit's important. I would have taken the kid's shoes.

Now, he went open, he went open hand. Yeah. He went open hand. But he did the nose thing into the brain. Yeah. He murdered the kid. I would have a bare bottom spankton. No, he opened hand.

That being said, you guys have seen my dad's hands. Those are some thick paws. Yeah. It probably hurt. quite a bit, but... Pull your pants down. But then he got the ball. Well, sure.

I mean, man, I don't know. I don't know about the hitting point. Dude, I'm going to beat the shit out of children. Yeah. Not mine. I'm not mine. Mark his words. Not mine.

Bring your dad to school day is just the royal rumble for Adam. I'm just, I tape my hands up before. He just comes fucking swall up. He's like, all right. You want to know what I do for a living? You just point to me who the homies are. But I only do. that in middle school. By the time they get to high school, I'm out the game.

Dad. Right. High school, they learn wrestling and shit. That would be the coolest bring your dad to school day. You get your ass beat in front of the class. Oh, rough. Get them off me. By the way, if a teenager starts fighting you in front of your kids, what do you do? You have to fight back. You have to fight. You have to win. And even if you get your ass who up, you have to bite that kid. You have to head butt. You have to drop kick. You absolutely. cannot lose that fight you have to if you're going to lose that fight you have to find a way to murder that child right yes because you will no longer be the dad of your household your kid will take your car it's worth it's worth a lifetime in prison because you gained your child's respect

right and by the way the judge who's at the the hearing is that way there yeah the trial he'll go so they'll get it this is a kid and you were in front of your own child yeah in front of your own and you were going to lose the fight and you're like I was so you had to grab that shank and stab him in the neck or whatever. You broke the bottle and then proceeded to jab it into his throat.

You had to. You had to. And the kid did die? He did. He did. He did die. He did. He did. But you were in front of your kid. Yeah. I was. In front of my kid and he did, he released a noise that was pretty scary as he was dying. Death rattle. Laying on top of me.

The judge just hits you with a wink who's like I think we can wrap this up early. Yeah, he had just shoved my face in the mud. I looked like a fucking loser. Kind of embarrassed me. So, worth murdering him. He actually pulled my pants down. He pantsed me.

And my son saw my own day. He bare bottom spanked me. And because I was fighting, it was a little retracted. Usually if I know my kid is coming and he was going to walk in, I kind of get a little blood in it. Your Honor. Your Honor. Usually I like to squeeze. If my kids around, I know he's going to see my dick, I usually like to squeeze my

Dick. I like to warm it up. Like to warm it up. Like to flip it around. Of course defendant. Of course defendant. Or whatever. And allegedly, I murdered it. And the judge just is like, I'm with you the whole time. You sound like you're scared.

Hey, don't be. All this makes sense. I get it. Time flies when you're having a great time. We still didn't really go in on him about his favorite meal being lunch. That is a good one. What? Yeah, Kyle.

What is this? Adam's favorite meal is lunch. What are you fucking in kindergarten, bro? You know, the thing they invented brunch. They invented brunch because lunch was so fucking sorry. Come on. Okay, well, we've gone over this. We've gone over this.

This is every day. This is like your choices are what? What are your choices? You know what your choices are. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, and fourth meal. It's my favorite time to eat. It's not, I'm not talking about like only club sandwiches. I'm talking it's my favorite time.

to eat. I would rather eat in the middle of the day and eat a big, awesome meal, no matter what it is, whether it's eggs or steak or cheeseburgers. Those are the three things I eat. He eat it in the middle of the day. That's my favorite time to eat food, dude. I think lunch is the best because it is the most appropriate. You think lunch is the best too? Absolutely lunch is the best. You guys are fucking idiots. I'm kind of bozo, buddy. I'm actually trying to process this real time. in the moment. And I actually don't think breakfast wins. I don't think dinner wins. I don't think fourth meal wins. I think it's lunch. Okay. Oh, thank you. You guys are the fucking idiots. You guys are the darst people. I know. What's yours? What's your rib?

First of all, fourth meal is the best. There's never been a time where food has tasted better. That's a dirty, dirty meal. No. Yeah, that's nasty. That's like you got some fucking shit. You got to clean up. I'm down in it, baby. Yeah, you're a garbage person. And then obviously. You're a garbage person.

Like a late dinner at like 9 o'clock. You're in New York City. You're getting a drink. You're getting something like a steak maybe. You're so romantic. Well, sure. Yeah, I guess if like geographically you are in New York City. Or I'm in fucking Montana and I'm outdoor at this like outdoor barbecue place and like they come up and they give me a fucking.

We're talking everyday life. We're not talking like a special thing. Why are we talking like a Tuesday? I'm talking every day. Fine. I get home. I kiss my children. And they go, you know what?

there's some food on the stove and I go, fuck yeah. Lunch blows. Lunch is a rush. All right. Hey. Yummy. You're wrong.

No, I'm not. What's the best lunch meal? What's the best lunch meal? What's the best lunch meal? Go. Sandwich. Eggs. The best lunch meal. Like I said, you don't have to.

It doesn't need to be. I'm not talking about the food that you eat during the meal. I'm talking about the time. Your favorite thing last time was you were like, yeah, sometimes you can have breakfast for lunch. And I'm like, That's breakfast late, homie. And you can have dinner for lunch.

That's what's great about lunch. That would be a brunch. That's brunch. But nobody does. There's no one's ever said I'm having lunch for dinner, ever. I'm pissed now. They say I'm having breakfast for lunch or I'm having breakfast for dinner. Yes, you do all the time.

You have a sandwich for dinner? Who said that? I have sandwiches for dinner. Fuck it. Why not? Having a sandwich, having a sandwich for a dinner is like a low point. If you're like, well, I don't just make a sandwich. Hey, guess what?

You lose. Kyle. Yeah. I'd like to give you flowers for coming back. from the podcast for the 69th episode. Unbelievable. I think everyone's very excited for being here. I agree with you that lunch is the best.

Thank you for standing up for me. When Ders is attacking me for no reason. Well, it's just uncalled for it. It's uncalled for. There are four years, maybe eight years in your life where lunch is the best meal. Well, what about school? Like school, lunch was the sickest. I was just going to say, I was just going to say there are four to eight years where lunch is the best.

And that's it. After school, you can finally have a good dinner. No, fuck dinner. I hate a dinner. You got to go sit with your family? I'd rather sit with my homies. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, it sucks, dude.

I'd rather with all the homies. I just clarified this. Okay, so you're at work, right? So we're all working actors and Kyle is a working director. When you are working and it's a long day, it's a 12, 14 hour day. And in the middle of the day, they give you an hour break. 30 minutes, go ahead. After last man.

results in an hour in about an hour and then you get the biggest fucking meal and you get you get the chicken you get the beef you get the shrimpies it's a bagel you make yourself a big salad pizza pizza pizza you have fucking everything that you want and you get to take your shoes off and you get to take off those leather pants that Kelvin wears on the righteous gemstones coming back this Sunday pizza let me tell you about real life Adam you're talking about being a movie star yeah okay when I was a telemarketer I'm talking about I'm talking about I I'm talking about my life, dude. This is the way.

And that's the only life I know. But we're not saying what your favorite is. We're arguing what the best meal is. Not what your favorite meal is. You could say your favorite meals fucking 9.32 in the morning. And we go, oh, that's breakfast. You go, no breakfast is earlier. We're not talking about you.

We're talking about what is the best. Now we're back together again. When you're a real person, you don't have a trailer to go to. You don't have this fucking spread of everything. that's insane. Sometimes you've got 30 minutes to go to El Pollo and get a BRC burrito because that's all you can do. That's fucking bomb.

Hey, by the way, I would love that. My God, lunch, you know. Sandy Hook, I think. That was the elementary school, right? The super sad one. The school shooting. They were all sad just for the record. Yeah, they're all sad. But that was really real kids. Specifically super little kids.

It was horrific. My girlfriend at the time caught me. I was in the bathroom and I just got out of the shower and I'm looking on myself in the mirror and I'm like getting and I'm thinking about it and then I like played the scenario out of my head as if you're a teacher or something. Yeah as a teacher and he comes around the corner and I got him in a chokehold and I'm like and I'm playing this out in front of the mirror and she walks in on me choking out an air like the air right and just like what the fuck you do and I'm like Sandy Hook I'm killing I'm killing the guy right we need more we

mean more you yeah and then and then she was like uh okay she got it yeah i think she knew me well enough that was like oh yeah that all that checks out you're just uh choking out this this air terrorist school yeah did they ever catch this sand dacoct the guy yeah did he kill himself i don't know shit about anything i thought it was a little i thought they caught him well no remember because one of the conspiracies is that people claim it wasn't real it was like yeah well fuck those guys yeah isn't that crazy Christ, could you imagine being one of those parents and they're like, it wasn't real? And you're like, oh, I want to, that's...

I think they had to sue homeboy. Yeah, Alex Jones. Yeah, and he had to pay, like, tons of money. The only other way that I'd feel comfortable of murdering someone is if my child was murdered during Sandy Hook and then someone said it was a conspiracy theory. Then I would just be like, Mom, then I'm like, man, I'd get a murder that guy now, too. It was kind of cool watching them, like, seeing how hard they worked. Yeah, man.

Like when we get together and we're writing something together, we're developing a project together, we get together, let's say we have four hours, we bullshit for two and a half hours, work for one hour and then bullshit for another 30 minutes. We're good time guys. When they like literally would get there and they were working and just talking music for 10 hours straight every day. I mean, it's truly because they have no distractions like other than each other. Like they're stuck in this room. You can't look down on your phone, check Twitter. or whatever, you're just fucking in a fucking box together. Yeah, but we wouldn't, we would kind of have a no phone's rule in the writer's room

or workaholics, not like a hard fast rule, but it'd be like, maybe don't be on your phone while we're trying to write the story. And we would still just bullshit about aerobies from the 90s. Mission drift. Mission drift. It reminded me of the workaholics' writers room or any writer's room, really. It was kind of like reminiscent of that, whereas just like watching the creative process is truly something fucking sweet, dude.

when it works. Yeah, I do agree. I did like that about it, but I was just like, oh, I don't know if I need like nine hours of it. Like, what would my mom take away

from that documentary? She would probably be like Snoosville 97. I don't understand why. Well, it's not informational. You're right. You're just absorbing it.

You are just kind of absorbing footage and watching them. I got to hear more about Blake's mom not absorbing this. I feel like your mom is the generation two actually. He didn't like the Beatles. Like my generation,

I want to hear what like, make the stallion's creative processes. Yeah, can we sit in? Or like, what is, what is Ching's, like, what did he go through? Exactly. What did Chingy go through? When he's doing right there, what was his headspace? Would we like the way he did that?

Where was Hurricane Chris walking it out? Right, there? Yeah. What's up with J-Quon? And I guess that's why I was like, I'm not, I, like, really only know that one George Harrison song. Yes, that would be very weird. If you don't know the Beatles catalog, then when they make up this iconic song, you're not going like, holy shit, that's when Paul made up that song.

But you're like, this could be... Well, it was inspiring in the way that, like, a lot of them started off, like, real shitty. And you're just like, oh, yeah, like, I guess if you do work super hard at something, you can make it much better because... Well, yeah, but that's everything. Exactly. And Kyle's back. Let's see how many episodes he sticks.

around now we're back together again la la la la all right so this is the second episode yeah i guess we're going second but we're going over and under seven now so we we will see i'm gonna go under i'm going under for sure freaking see you wait what are you guys at i can i can do this where are you at you just you completed two episodes we're saying over under seven he looks spent already to me what are you saying on him i believe it will be under but uh you know i'd like for you to prove me All right. Durs? Under, for sure. Oh, cool.

Let's go. Blake? Blake? I think he's in it for the long haul. Oh, really? Oh, very good. Okay, cool. Make it interesting.

Very good. Okay. Very good. Hey, you know the last time I thought that was just before he quit. Hold up. But I like your attitude. There'll be a lot of quitting. I'll be quitting a bunch.

It's all good. It adds dynamics to an otherwise flat podcast. Kyle, do you have any takebacks? No. No, I'm good. Do you have any takebacks? Like, at a larger scale? None.

Whatsoever? Absolutely none. I'm sorry. I think you're leading me on something, but I have nothing to take back at all. I'm just plowing forward at a rapid pace. No. All right. And that's another episode.

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