This Is Important - Best Of Eps 76-80

Episode Date: November 25, 2025

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what's obviously most critically, crucially important. Let's go. We're back I don't want to wait For this pod to be over Welcome back I just blew a booger on my microphone Oh God

Oh, Kyle's back, baby That's fucking gross Oh man, look at these people Look, hmm Adam, is that stuff you were drinking last week? Yeah, I'm back on the sauce Dang, did you settle on a flavor, blueberry, or what's this one? This is more of like a raspberry.

man were you thinking about it all week guys guys i uh joined the u sa pickleball association are you serious this is the way oh my god association yep i joined i joined and the reason i joined is because i'm going to try and start competing in tournaments oh are you really dude yep that's tight i'm so into this can i tell you something kyle i'm so worried for you because i remember thinking i was in college i remember being like Like, I'm pretty good of badminton. Like, in high school, we played it a bunch. I was always...

Badminton rocks. Maybe the best in our gym class. And then my homie, uh, Toof, Alex, um, we would go to open badminton at Wisconsin and go to these gyms. And we would play each other and it was fucking, it was a good time. We had fun. And then these dudes from Asia, where it's a real sport that a lot of people play, we're like, do you guys want to play doubles?

And we were like, okay. Okay. Yeah, we will. Destroyed us. Well, yeah, I'm completely planning on getting my ass handed to me on a silver platter, baby. Okay. And is that fun? Well, I got to start somewhere.

I'm in a long game here to try and, like, be professional by, by, like, mid-50s, you know? So I have, like, 15 years to, like, get through all the ranks and stuff. Yeah, that's true. That is a long, that is a long, long con. Yeah, I'm not in a rush. I'm very much just kind of, like, going to start. seeing if the world is for me. Kyle, have you looked, watched any competitions,

have you looked at any level of play outside of, like, the people you're playing with in Toronto and our homie's 60-year-old parents? Have you looked outside of that? Yes. Well, which, by the way, I did play our homies' 60-year-old parents, and I got stomped the other day. Right. 60-year-old parents?

65. I think they're 65. Time to go. You've got to be part of the association now. Yeah. So fucking hot. I'm going to take a couple deep breaths here. Here we are in. Everybody take a deep breath.

That's a baseline right there. Let's take some deep breaths. Did you see the, it was like a high school sort of talent show or something. And they did that riff. Yeah. Really? And the school lost their fucking minds. They went crazy.

Like was it during like a marching band thing or was it like a talent show? No, it was like a pep rally or something. something and like the band was performing and then they just go boom but don't boom boom boom and the school what's dope is that the teachers you can't out yourself you can't be like you can't do because then everyone's like well how do you know what that is I don't know it's just is that parliament but then one teacher or he might have been the vice principal pulled his cock out was like this okay can we cut the commercial pulled his cock out and just started cranking down this was on the video it was like a Pavlovian response he just started

uncontrollably pre he was like he couldn't help himself he just heard the noise and just tried to crank it down down to the turn boom yeah that's hard bro you gotta watch the video you're booed huge oh shit because as we've established most teachers are generally just 99% of time trying to fuck students what that's our education system yeah what that's we've established that dude well we've established I I mean, this might have been when Kyle was on his sabbatical, but... Right. Yeah.

Hiatus. Yeah, he was high. That's high as fuck. We've established that kids are too fucking sexy, dudes, and it's not these teachers' fault. They can't have themselves. And Adam, can I give you a shout out? Because you said it just kind of... You said it a little bit now, and you said it before, and I didn't catch it.

These kids are getting damn sexy. These kids are getting fun. It's from a sketch we did way back in the day. It is. It is. What was that? What sketch? Isn't it the one sketch we did about a teacher fucking... A current affairs.

Oh, yes. It was... We did one. I played a student who my teacher had sex with me. Yes. Because you were too fucking sexy, I was super stoked on it, and she was in prison. Well, you know, your teacher raped you. Yeah.

Because it's like, statutory. Statutory early. We did a lot of fun rape comedy back in the day. Well, this is an interesting thing because it's like, this dude just scored with his teacher, but in the eyes of the law. Lady Liberty. And he was like,

yes, she raped me like, I guess 20 times under the bleachers and here. She raped me there. He was all stoked on it. And then I played a cool gym teacher with a thick stash. It really worked that stash

for all that I could. Yeah, was that one mustache that we kept reapplying to your face? And I bet we had only one mustache in our makeup box, right? We had a few. Maybe two. I think that was post, cross-posed and mustache.

So we, I think we had like six or seven. Dude, we used to have a tackle box, like a fucking fishing tackle box. A kid, caboodle that had the mustaches in it. Make up. Any sort of props. I like how Blake says, is that the mustache we kept applying on you? Like you would just, we'd hold you down and put it on your face. Not again.

I'll never do this character again. It's going to be funny. Trust us. I don't want to. Put it on. Put it on, Adam. You're funnier with the mustache. Why?

The way that it moves when you move your upper lip, It's hilarious. Yeah, you had a lot of fun with that much. Which it was, it is. You can do a lot. We can post that bed. God, I really wish Adam would put in a few years with a mustache, but he just refuses. What are you waiting for, bro?

We know. Dude, I get, puberty. Yeah. I can't grow a mustache. You have like a pencil mustache, right? You got a thick caterpillar on your upper lip. I got nothing, bud. Mine's wispy as fuck.

I look like a 1920s Frenchman. Man. I'm a man. yeah you look like the guy from the art the artist yeah what's the one with the dog the dog won the yeah with a little pencil thin with like a little yeah the artist oh yeah a little what's what's that one director's name what's that guy's name he has a really skin john waters yeah john waters yeah dude can we give flowers to john waters well now he's gonna die oh you're right i take it back you just figured that man yeah way to go fuck him uh serial mom isn't in my top 10 greatest movies of all

time. Wink, wank. Do you remember my 31st birthday? Do you guys remember this? Can you remind us? Is there a clue? What? The 31 blunt salute. Oh my God. Hold on. Do you remember that? Hold on. I love it. Blake's like, no. Do you guys remember when we were doing workaholics? Do you don't remember the 31 one you're talking about? That was great. I do remember. We were on set for workaholics. We had, did we have set deck or was it us the night before we we rolled i caught i got a hold of a ton of weed and it was like goons and isaac stand in and they rolled let's say allegedly allegedly employees of ours rolled once yeah 31 of them well i mean it's california we're saying oh yeah and we blew it and you walked through yes that was the best part was the staging it was okay walk us through it like build it

out because it was a fucking great birthday my goodness it was 31 blunt salute. And basically it was 15 people standing on one side facing another 15 people on the other side. Right. That's, that's all he thinks about now. Like a birthday tunnel. Like a birthday tunnel. Right. Yeah. And I was the one. So it was 15, 15.1. Everybody, we had to like, light them up. Right. Puff. Puff. And we played Cyprus Hill. We played fucking hits from the ball. Dude, I was looking through the, those folks, because Kyle's brother, baby Newch, Adam Neuchek, he just dumped a bunch of old photos on us and there's those photos and I'm like

wait was this us rapping workaholics because I don't remember Kyle going through a tunnel it's definitely from the 31 blunt salute Adam and I were looking at this this morning me and Baby Nuch were checking it out and I was like the fucking 31 blunt everybody took hits and blew it in the tunnel and I had to walk down the tunnel

and inhale everything damn that was fucking cool you walked hella proudly like your chin was high Dude, if Instagram, if Instagram was cracking, that would have gone freaking viral, dude. Yeah, it was a hashtag. That was a hashtag. Is that how you live, Blake? It's just weird because now, yes, I see everything through the social media lens.

That's all he thinks about now. When we were in workaholics, it was kind of, Instagram was still kind of new. It wasn't like what everyone got everything from. Yeah, we were still like using filters and stuff. Yeah. You're still like a way to make your photos look cool and retro. Yeah. Are you talking about like hipstomatic before?

Yeah. Hipstimatic. Dude, everybody was hyper just distorting their photos and everybody thought it was really cool to make everything like kind of sepia. Like burnt out. Yeah. Yeah. It was fucking cool, dude.

I remember that. God, that was so sick. I remember the buildup being so big and then walking down the tunnel with everybody blowing smoke and it was like, this is actually fucking living up to the hype right now. I don't know if I'm stoned in my own head, but this is like one of the sickest things I've ever done. Did you peak at that time? Yeah, that was sick. Okay.

I think that was a peak. That was definitely peak. That was similar to what we would do for like Super Bowl parties. Remember we would, uh, the night before the Super Bowl, because we always threw, we took pride in our Super Bowl parties. Oh, we did. We always had like a two kegs and then like the night before we would roll tons of joints. and we just had like a bowl in the middle of that leather ottoman

from my dad that traveled from house to house with us. It was an indestructible leather ottoman and we just had a bowl with joints. And it was like, just take it if you want. This was like Adam's blow. He was like it's going to be like blow. Dude, it was sick.

Those Super Bowl parties were so insane. We got so fucked up. I hardly even remember half of the games. Bro, we used to like wire TVs all over. over the house like put one out in the backyard put one in this room and and set it all up like we were a fucking bar yeah this is the way was super dope I worked out a service deli and that's I mean that was my job too I just like cleaned up after people and it was just me climbing into a rotissory chicken machine that giant machine that just like twirls around 60 rotissory chickens at a time

and just me climbing inside of it at night and scrubbing it and I'm like I'm getting paid $7.15 cents for this. I'm living in a nightmare. Adam's in there like a human terrier. Just like, they just send you in to fucking get it out of there. It's like a little bomb dog. Totally, dude. And then, but how much weed did you smoke in the freezer? That was the best part of the gig.

Because we would go in the freezer and smoke weed and then come out and there'd be a long-ass line for sandwiches because obviously it's lunchtime, not a great time for us to go smoke weed in the freezer. And you come out and I'm making a sandwich for someone and I'm too stoned. And I remember there

They were like, you know, they're telling me like, no, that's not the kind of cheese. It comes with the Monterey Jack, and I'm like, oh, I'm sorry. And I slice my finger open, the tip of my finger. Whoopsy. And it was the tip of my finger. And it's just like squirting. It's like a cartoon squirt of blood that's coming out. And I bleed all over this person's sandwich.

And I'm too stoned. And I don't want them to like know that I'm bleeding. And I obviously, there's blood everywhere. This is not. Do not tell me your service. No, I just start. to like wrap it up like I'm going to give it to her and the person's like, what the fuck

you can't get me that sandwich? And it goes Yeah. And then I try to act like I wasn't bleeding and I go, why? And he goes There's blood everywhere. There's ketchup And I go, is there? Is there? This ain't craft bullseye, brother. Oh, sorry about that, sir. Bon Appetit. That's so wild that you would smoke

weed in the freezer because we did that too. We had a code where we say, say, hey man, you want to go to Russia and that meant go into the giant freezers and you had to put these giant like fur coats on to go in there because they were massive walking freezers. He looked like the guys and spies like us. Exactly.

So we're just going there. I like having a code word that brings up more questions. Like if you're doing it in front of your boss, you're like, want to go to Russia and the boss is like, what? Oh, they're smoking. Yeah, it's not like take out the trash or like do the dishes or stock the freezer. Is this like post

9-11? They're like, we think he's a sleeper cell. Smoking! Yeah, they're like, wait a minute, we've got some terrorists working for us. Holy shit. What a week it's been It's been One week's you looked at me Go

I love that track Bear naked Is that bare naked? Keep going Keep going That's bare naked ladies How much of that song Can you do

Chiggity China Chikera china The Chinese chicken You have a drum stick And your brain's stuck Watching X files You get a light song And then

And then it kind of Faze out One of the lyrics Watching X Files I didn't love that song I didn't I did not love that one Oh wait Yeah

That seems like an Adam song Yeah One million percent Right Dude it definitely seems like It should have been up my alley You might want to revisit that Like that's a homecoming dance solo

Adam Devine song come on situation Yes Here's what it was Here's what it was Basically It was co-opted by another kid And it was his song, and he was always... Oh, the nemesis.

He was always doing it. And it was, admittedly, it was pretty annoying when he did it. So it turned me off on the song. I dodged that bullet. Move, Adam. I'm trying to watch him dance. I would have been the annoying guy doing it. I know I would have.

So I'm glad I dodged that bullet. They just wheeled you down the stairs. They're like, you can't dance, just push your wheel, down the stairs to go watch this other. Well, they know I could dance. They know I could dance because they've seen me at different dances and weddings, and they know that the talent scouts are out there. This is getting dark.

I'm sorry, we said it. Hey, I got a history of taking off my shirt. It's been, I don't know what it. Yummy. Oh, man. Dude, that is the most Canadian-ass song, and Canada loves Bar-Naked Ladies. They, like, perform at Olympics. We put that song in Shadows with Season 3, When the Vampire.

were like trying to be human like uh and there's just so funny some fantastic scenes with it that song i got a history of taking off my shirt it's a funny song it's not my favorite song there's three quotes we know it's got it's got a weird spot in your life i feel like it was them and uh bloodhound gang were going at it for like funniest what hound gang was super funny way better well bloodhound gang is do it like animals or mammals right Yeah, yeah. Discovery Channel. Do it like we do on the Discovery Channel.

No. Was it? I feel like they were both like, it was like a time before irony, right? Is that what it was? Like people were actually liking those songs. No, Blake. Irony is as old as time. Okay.

It wasn't before irony, you dumbass. No, it was, dude. You thought pre-1998 irony didn't exist? Okay, yes. Okay. Adam bit the apple as a joke. I'm aware that irony existed, but it wasn't popular. Nobody was rocking.

Actually, I don't know, because, like, Kyle, you wore like a cocoa, cocoa puff shirt from a hot topic. Was that ironically? Was that the birth of irony? With Kyle and his cocoa puff station? Well, I think, like, more like the spam shirt was probably, more like the spam shirt was the berth of that. Spam shirt was the birth of that. Spam Sherp was the berth of that. Maybe we're the generation that really

like embraced like the ironic nature of, uh... Consumerism. Yeah, of course. How do we go to a dog show? I want to go so bad. I used to go to dog shows as a kid. Blake, you act like it's the craziest thing in the world. You could just go to a dog show. What do you mean? It's on ESPN like five times a year.

They're at convention centers usually. Oh, I want to go so bad. I want to go. Well, evidently, you don't want to go that bad or else you would have already gone because they're very, very easy to go to. Yeah, it's pretty easy. I did not know that. I didn't even know it was a thing until, until Corona happened. I saw it on TV and I'm like, this looks so fucking fun. These dogs You didn't know. What about Best in show? What did you think Best in Show was about? You thought that was a made-up world? He watched that with his eyes closed. You lose. You lose. We just got

Blake in a lie, a little fibroo. God, that movie's so good. Flowers to that movie? I thought it was super niche. I didn't realize like these were, this was an ESPN event. And there's like actually an audience for it. I didn't know that that was something you could do. I thought you had to be a part of the show or invited. I didn't even know that was something that was real. Can you just stroll up as like an audience member and smoke weed? Well, you're just talking about watching though, right, Blake? I'm talking watching, but. Oh yeah, you'd buy a ticket. If you gave me five years, I'll be the best watcher. Dude, birdwatching. Can you go pro with that? Can you be a pro bird watcher? No, because I got to be all in. I got to be passionate about it. Like, and you, and you, you

love dogs. I loved dogs as a kid. My wife's allergic and now I hate dogs because I know that if I pet a dog and I go home and then my wife's like, were you at a dog? You have to hate dogs. This is perfect. This is like your man cave. Durs has nothing in his life that brings him joy. Ders, this is, you have the coolest backstory to become a pro dog show, dude. Yeah, totally. It's basically like you're sneaking away to train this dog at night. Yep. Yep. You keep it, you keep your dog in your man cave because your life's allergic, but that's how you get away. You have to get in a hazard suit

to trim it and stuff. It's like a, you're the dark horse. He does the Gattaca shower after training. Just the 12 monkeys getting scrubbed down up the butt. Bruce were 12 monkeys getting scrubbed down. Where the fuck have you been?

Where the fuck have you been? What are these scratches about, honey? What the fuck are these scratches about? bristles from I was cleaning the other day It's a juniper bush I was hanging out with Blake I had to comb Blake

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and fell off a financial cliff in the 2000s. Listen to Genil World on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Do you guys remember when my mom, remember Girls Gone Wild? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, dude, that's the VHS days. I'm not getting the...

That's not it, but we could play it for people. We'll post it. We need to find that. But the Girls Gone Wild Theep song was a free noise, a free sound. It was steel drum. kind of, yeah. My mom just liked this song, and it was her ringtone for years.

Well, hang on, hang on, because I think you're... Weird, wild stuff. The way you're describing this is confusing. You're saying your mom liked the girls gone wild song. She didn't know it was that song. She picked that... No, my mom's horny as fuck, you know. We come from a long line of sluts.

We established a couple weeks ago. His mom was on a mailing list where she had Jerry Springer too hot for TV. She was getting... Backyard Wrestling. Backyard Wrestling. Bum Fights. She's a huge Bum Fights person. No, no. My mom just heard it on her, on like her

phone of free ringtones. Exactly. And my mom's cheap, didn't want to buy a ringtone. I get it. And she just liked that steel drum noise that reminded her of the Caribbean. Well, there's a reason. It's a hit. It was a hit. And then she, but she would play, you know, it was her ringtones

who would go off all the time. And it was the Girls Gone Wild theme song. And I love it. And what's crazy now is that it's come full circle because you and Joe Francis vacation a lot together, right? Cut to commercials. We're old friends. Cut to commercials.

Cut to commercials. You guys play pickleball together, right? Right? Cut to commercials. I said. Have you gone wild with him? Yeah, I finally picked up pickleball and didn't do it with my homie Kyle. Pickle gone wild, bro.

Me and him get wild. We've gone wild with us, Belzerian, uh, Jeremy Piven, and other local creeps. Hey. Whoa. We hold. ourselves accountable as we always have okay bitch spell accountable all right all right all right all right it's science a c outable we talk about can we talk about your glasses

ac c outnable oh yeah let's talk about his glasses what the fuck is going on yeah are you wearing like kelvin gemstone fashion glasses or what are you doing yeah man i'm here i'm trying to rep your show bro everybody watch righteous gemstones on hbo max don't do that That's not what you're doing. Why are you wearing them? Yeah, why are you wearing them? Yeah, why are you wearing them? For real, though. It was for an audition.

They were just right here. I picked them up and put them on having a goof. Okay? I'm having a little fun. You look good. Well, I'm going to take the angle. I'm going to take the road in the highway of you look good, boy. Love that road in the highway.

I agree. I would love to wear glasses. I wish my eyes were fucked up. Wow. Be careful what you wish for, Mr. goosebumps. I wish my eyes were stabbed out by hot spikes. Pokers? Pokers.

Very, very hot spikes. Hot lives? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Shut up, bitch. If that gave me an excuse to wear glasses, I would take that. Because of how good you look, because of the highway I chose.

I love the way I look in glasses. Are those your Little Riches Fish and Porium glasses? Oh. They are. These glasses were my, well, they were basically, we've talked about Teddy several times on the pod, but he wore a similar glass. And he gave me his old glasses. Well, he needed them for vision's sake.

I love how you said that. Yes. I love how you said that. But when he upgraded his glasses, he gave me his old ones because I love them so much. But these aren't even them. These are just kind of like replicas of them that I got from Costco. Do they have lenses? The lenses are knocked out, right?

Well, I popped them out for the audition I did because the ring light was showing. Right. Very professional. And what was this cool audition did you do? I don't know if I'm allowed to say. It's underwrecked. Yeah, you can't talk about shit. I don't know if I'm on.

Adam wants to know because he didn't get sent it. He's like, well, what's going on? It was big, too. It was big guys. And he's going to light someone up. I'm not going to get it. He, man. Even though I would love to do it.

I'm pissed now. That's a good feeling where you're like, hey, took all yesterday to study that, did it today, not going to get it? 12 pages. Really? You have to have that. That's, damn, 12 page audition? Playboy. Damn.

Yeah. Damn, son. That's heavy. Yeah, no. I'm pissed now. No, ever since the freaking pandemic happened, auditions have been getting longer. Has anybody noticed that? I'd be getting three scenes, four scenes.

I'm like, you get one to two scenes, brother. Hey, when you print them out and they're real heavy like that? Yeah. Hello. I can do three. You can do three. Come on now. Come on now.

Beginning, middle, and end. Yeah, you want to see my range of emotion. I get it in character. Can I go here? Can I go there? Give me to arc. You don't need four scenes. I'm saying three scenes.

I'm saying three scenes is fun. At most. No, I want two. Sure, fine. At most, fine. Two. At most, Dolby surround. At most.

I mean, come on. Yeah. Come on, people. Or just like watch everything Blake's done before. Or that. Guys, Hollywood, listen up. He's not auditioning anymore. All right?

He's past it. Okay. Offer only. You want him to cut the hair? He'll cut the hair. Fuck it. It's going to cost a little bit of money. Okay.

All right. Is that what it is? Have we talked about that? You've got a price tag on your locks? We've talked about it, but I don't think, I mean, I've never given it an official answer. Let's do that now.

So everyone out there in Hollywood knows. What's the price tag for the hair to go? Okay, so, like, it's frustrating because I watch movies like licorice pizza, right? Where I'm like, I feel like my hair shouldn't be a deterrent for casting me because it's like an era piece. Right. So, like, how come, like, first thought of these, like, directors aren't like, oh, we're making something in the 70s or 60s, like, let's go straight. to Blake, he's got the hair already. Well, Blake, their mindset is, I want a good actor, and then we can grow his hair out.

They work their way back that way. They don't go for some shitty-ass regular guy. Somebody who can memorize a couple pages. You don't think they go hair first? All right, get me everybody with hair past their chin out here. Well, okay, so, but, you know, going along with that, I think I would, it's not so much much would I cut my hair for money. I think I would cut my hair for like if someone who I respected like as far as like directorally or. And who is that? Who would that be? So if PTA

asked you, you'd be like, yes, is that what you're saying? Lickrish Pizza Boy? I would highly consider it. I would highly consider it. I think Paul Thomas Anderson, I love, everything he does, I would be honored to be a part of. It all looks great. Who are you holding above Paul Thomas Anderson? The Cohen brothers. Okay. So Coen Brothers or one. Have you seen Macbeth? I should have been Macbeth. I don't know why Denzel got it. You got that Macbred. That's why you made it. That's all I kept thinking is like, bro, I did it with Andy Dick.

Aye, aye, aye. Oh, fuck. That's what McBrath is from. Yes, that's right. Here's my scene work with Andy Dick. So good. Oh, that is such a great fucking episode. Would you rather be in a movie with Denzel Washington or Andy Dick?

Go. That's tough. There's one person that I know I could be. I don't know. Andy's a little problematic, but I love him. He's a God. He's a God. Whoa, wait.

You're more sure of being in a movie with Denzel Washington than Andy Dick. Andy Dick, you've got to wrangle him in. Denzel's going to be there on the day. Yeah. If I were to get cast in a movie with Denzel, that would be insane. I imagine he is like... I heard you cut your hair. Okay.

Okay. That's dedication. I see you got a picture from before? Can I see what it looked like? That was some really nice hair. You had some long hair. For eight years. Wow.

This is you? This is you. Okay. Okay. Eight years what? You think you've, you think you've only had that hair for eight years? Hasn't it been over a decade? I mean, yeah, it's getting up there now.

He said this one hair he's had for eight years. I've had this hair. This hair I've had. This hair I've had. It's so crazy. I worked at it. It was a grocery store. I worked at pavilions.

Was that when you were a scab by the? the way because you were a scab. No, I wasn't. No, I wasn't. I thought you were a scab of pavilions. Yeah, you were. I wasn't a skab. No, no, no. You were a picketer. My bad. I was a picketer. I was sorry to throw dirt on your name like that. I'm a union member and I was out there with the signs. I got my take back. Are you sure, Adam? Yes, and Zach and my two roommates were my two roommates. They were like, how much can we get paid? And I'm like, it's like $15. They're paying these scabs. Oh, yeah. It was an apartment divided. So my roommates, we rode in the same car to work, and I would go stand outside at a picket line, and then they would

cross the picket line and go inside. Not cool, bro. That's so tight. For like double what we got paid to do the same work. You're like, I'll see you in Russia, right? Yeah. But you get it. You know.

That's so. But by the way, dude, striking for like, when you're in like 18, 19 years old and you're already getting paid minimum wage, so it's like, it doesn't matter that much. And you still got paid for a few weeks because you paid into the union. was fucking awesome because all you did was smoke weed in a parking lot we would drink 40s in my buddy's uh conversion van nice and then just and then just hacky sack play frisbee in the parking lot and hold a sign i'm like this is a good gig but all the like 45 year old moms and dads that work yeah it was sad for them it's touch and go here uh dude well context is everything you're like

catch do you want to get in on this cipher i mean that hey we're freestyle rapping over here do you hack? Do you want to go to Russia? Yeah, dude. That was wild. When was that? That was like Cal, it was pretty serious during, uh, like in California in, when was that? Like the 2000s, it was right when I moved to L.A. 05? It was the early 2000. It was like 2003 or four. Oh, four? Yeah, it was before I moved up to L.A. I was still down in, I was still down in Orange County. So it was 2003. And there was a huge strike with all the um grocery store employees and i just remember like i for me it was just like okay we're going on strike the union tells us to go on strike i'm just holding a sign i'm 19 years old i don't give a shit like i'm like okay yeah sure they should get paid more i don't know uh this is all

above my head and some guy just teed off on me you're like people will be looking at me yeah yeah totally i'm like there will be a crowd uh and you're showing up some guy just teed off on me and was like you was like fuck you motherfucker uh like you don't deserve oh you think you deserve $15 an hour to beg fucking groceries you piece of shit and i'm like i don't i don't think that i don't know i'm just holding a sign i'll beat your goddamn ass you son of a bitch i was like fine making that that whatever eight dollars i was making you know i'm just uh it's just they told me to go on strike but people were so riled up people get so riled dude that's crazy dude i remember kind of not

I was like, what, 23 or something and just going shopping for groceries on my own for kind of the first time as a young man. And they're like picketing and I'm walking past it. Like, I don't know. I just need ice cream and some fucking eggo waffles. I just need Arizona iced tea. Yeah. Let me get a block of cheddar and some fucking burritos. I need a giant lasagna.

I need some stove. I need some stove first. A couple of hot pockets. And some duct tape. This bro got his ass beat for frozen pizza. But that grocery store was dope. There's all, because it was Newport Coast, so there's all kinds of celebrities that would come in.

Oh, really? For example? I remember Elizabeth Hurley was shopping there. Shagadalic. Very shagadalic. I would never, ever have sex with you. Were you like, what's your favorite city in Texas? Austin.

Austin. She walked through the freezer section. shit and then came right over to my section nipped out i was i was on the moon dude nipped out elizabeth early humblies holy moly she was like a fem bot i was i was like take me to russia and no one understood what i was talking about right right yeah even you used it wrong in this instance right i had one friend who his mom dropped us off at a mall and it was we went up to we went hit sparrow for the first time when I was like nine years old that seems so young oh my god and there was like a glass elevator for the

first time oh my god what the hell this glass elevator I'm a generation X so it's just different you're like a real working elevator it's not a pulley system but listen where's the operator it was there were glass elevators in 1989 or whatever or 1990 a glass elevator It was like a whole new thing. Yeah. Yeah, you're not wrong. That was cool. Like, when you could see yourself going up and down, that's fucking sick.

What are you guys 80 years old? Like, I'm just saying, but hold on, shut the fuck up, Blake, shut the fuck up. Blake, shut the fuck up. You're as old as all of us, okay? You're this, we're the same age. And the fact that you can't understand and like put your mind in a place where you can get off on a fucking a glass elevator. Blake has been swallowing his, his teenage Kool-Aid for too long where he's, He's like, I was just, I was, I was actually, I'm only 14 years old right now.

Right. No, no, no, no, no, no. This is what I'm saying. Never in my life. My hat has an A's upside down. Yeah. I grew up loving little Yachty and, and little Sam. Uh-huh.

Those are my boys. Hey, shout out, little Sam. No, dude, I never had it in my mind. Black is actually a huge influence on me coming out. I've never clocked a fucking glass elevator. That was just an elevator. Wait, no, fuck off. What the fuck are you talking about?

I remember seeing it and be having my mind blown. Fuck you, dude. What? No, I'm with the three of us right here. This is fucking actually making me upset. I remember being at a double tree. I remember being at a double tree in Waterloo, Iowa as a young boy. And there was, it was like a big lobby in a glass elevator that would go right up the middle.

And I remember just being like, this is fucking insane. The future. Lincolnwood Town Center. I'm like, why don't they make all elevators like this? It's not even about it's like it doesn't even matter when it came out. You know what I mean? Like right now I could get on a glass elevator and watch myself go up and fucking see it. And I'm like, this is dope.

I'm being risen by a mechanized platform. I'm with you. I'm with you. Kyle was raised by a glass elevator. I'm with you, but something, but something worth a little different in the early, in the early 90s when the. glass elevators really came on the scene? Blake, I don't know how you're not getting involved with this, dude. We're talking the 90s, man. Glass elevators. Did anybody beat off in a glass elevator? You could spy on people in the glass elevators when you would see a couple making

out and you'd be on the floor and you're like, they're making out in the elevator. Oh my God. You just have to beat off. Bro, you're beating off. Thank you God. That's the first glass elevator I was in. the first one I ever saw was in Commando starring Arnold Schwarzenegger when he's in the chase scene in the mall mind-blower. Why do you guys have such a fucking memory for glass elevators? Because it was the future, dude.

Yeah, this is big shit right here. It was like seeing an iPhone. It seemed unsafe and yet it was safe. I just did, it wasn't something that amazed me or tickled my fancy. That's weird. I liked Hot Topic. Dude, I just, I missed mall culture. It's been so

long since I've been in a mall where it's just like everything sort of just smells like the Popcornopoulos or the pretzel, the Wetzel pretzels. The pretzels still is such a fucking hammer, dude. It's heartburned. Did you guys fuck up? There was Orange Julius that was like the staple

of our mall. It was right on the corner, it was right next to a Mrs. Fields. We didn't have one. And that orange Julius was just fucking banging. That was the movie. You get an Orange Julius. Oh yeah. You get a Mrs. Fields cookie. And you took a couple of hot laps, dude. you guys have never been on a mud walk

never been on a mud walk you have been on a lot you go to like a legit like muddy swampy area and you just like a legit one yes like a legit like real mud we're talking real mud here like literally mud like up to your up to your waist

okay what up to your waist no what are you wearing yeah and you're like trudging and crawling through yeah so you would walk through a literal swamp as a child this was a thing at my summer camp where you'd go on a mud walk right through this is in michigan so it's like it's not a swamp as much as it is just fucking dank muddy like uh woods right but there's like all kinds of snakes and shit in there right i mean maybe but not really okay it's not like are you wearing waiters

no no you're just naked jack your shoes up get your pants check off no you're not naked Kyle uh you too say you naked you jack off weird wild yeah wait so your shoes are getting stuck in the mud yeah it's getting heavier and people lose shoes you got to lace up super tight and then you get fully muddy and then you walk back because the little mud area was kind of off campus where the cabins are and then

you walk back as a cabin you're all muddy everybody sees you and they're like oh shit looking crazy you like go and hug counselors and all that literal shit yeah yeah and so like what is it like the more muddy you are the more you think like girls are going to like you and shit exactly

like he's crazy like oh my god so you're like rubbing mud in your hair you're like, hey, what's up, Becca? Or whatever. Yeah. There's always the one guy who eats it in front of the girls to be like, I'm crazy. And they're like, no, no, don't. That's too much.

And then you go to the beach part of like the lake right there. And you all get it in your clothes and like the mud comes off. Cut the commercial. Was this like a lot of bonters? Your boobs are huge. Yeah, this is great. That's hot, dude. I like to do it.

And that's a mudwalk. And that's when you get new. A billion is a lot of money. It's a ton of money. By the way, thank you. Because sometimes I'm like, what is a billion and it's a ton of money. How many billionaires are on earth? Well, there's a lot more now, right?

Like the bell curve has gotten so that you can achieve Bill. You can achieve a B. You can get to Bill. Much easier. Bill used to be way unobtainable, but now. It's not easy, but it's crazy. Yeah. It's crazy.

Yeah, it's so stupid. Ever since Homeboy made that song and then crashed the Jetsky. Wompam Gangam style? Oh, Sean King's. I want to be a billionaire so bad. Was that his song? Oh, yeah, I'd know that song. Is that him?

Or am I thinking of... I want to be a billionet. That's all? I don't know that's him. Now I'm confusing the suicidal, suicidal. Oh, that's a great track. Oh, that's a great track. Oh.

Wait, wait. How are we... We're burying the headline. I fucking got jumped in casting. What? Fucking Daniel Radcliffe is playing Weird Al Yankovitch in a biofilm. Yeah. It's the whole fucking reason I am what I am.

And the motherfucker's swooped me. This needs to be an internet campaign. It's a yell campaign. This is not a whisper campaign. This is a yell campaign. Hey, Blake, why don't you eat it? Hey, I'll tell you right now, this wasn't an audition for Weird Al's movie. And it should have been.

I didn't even get a fucking read. Yeah. All professionalism aside, do we think Daniel Radcliffe is the guy? For Weird Al? I don't know. What did he do? He might have not done anything. I was thinking about, I don't know what the fuck is going on.

I don't get it. I mean, I get it. I understand that a lot of people who watch that sketch now have the keys to green lights, especially in a fucking content. Watch what sketch? The Weird Al biopic? But he wasn't weird Al in that. It was Aaron Paul.

I know, but it's based on that. There was a sketch. The Aaron Paul sketch. There was a long time ago. It's a funny or die sketch called Weird, starring Aaron Paul, where it was a dramatic take directed by Erica Pell. from workaholics. Sure.

Did a couple episodes, one or two. You guys, that's my impression to him. Funny guy. And now, fucking whatever, 10 years later, over a decade, there is Roku original content greenlighting that concept for a movie and Radcliffe is coming in.

Roku? Yes, yes. What the fuck is going on? Do you think that they're approaching this movie as like a super hyper-serious thing? Or do you think it's going to be a comedy? I don't know what the tone of this movie's It's going to be like Forrest Gump tone where there's going to be like touch and go moments where it's like, you're so fucking weird. And he's like, I'm going to be weird forever. And then he's going to be like, UHF is going to be like the thing. And everyone's like, it didn't make any money, you know. And then Michael Richards is going to be saying like the N word constantly to like tee that up.

That is that is the sketch. That's what it is. This is the way. I know. That's the sketch. Yeah. Well, then they're just going to do it, but not tongue in cheek probably. I don't know. Which is. Like, kind of like doing the fresh prince like reboot in the drama where they're just like flipping fucking things. It's like, what are these green lights? Is there a fresh prince reboot? I don't know. Yes, there's a dramatic. There's an hour long reinterpretation of the fresh prince dramatic. Is it just called the prince or something? Maybe it's called Bel Air. I don't know. I like that's, you know. That's fucking genius, dude. See, that's how you sell it in the room. The judge's nephew. But, but, but, but who's greenlighting these fucking things. It's the people who like laughed and like, are like, oh, that'd be so funny. If. That's what I'm saying. Like, who's got the finger on the butt? It's the whole world gone crazy! A decade ago, I was on the trail of one of the country's most elusive serial killers, but it wasn't until 2023 when he was finally caught.

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I worked at Vans, and we had a celebrity siting once. Dennis Rodman rolled up in his freaking... Oh, well, he's a Newport legend. the Elizabeth Hurley of men yeah dude so evidently the coolest people live there dude I remember I had just finished like painting the curb outside and he rolled up with his hummer and just put his tire right on it that can't be legal it was tire right on it dog yeah what were you what color were you painting the curve it was vans checker I think it was just repainting it because it was vans bro it was vans so he skate outside and the curb would get kind of fucked and I guess they

wanted I guess corporate probably wanted it painted because they couldn't yeah vans was fucking going big at that point you can't have evidence of skateboarding in our parking lot vans is a wild ass company they've gone like I mean now they've gone nuclear but take five minutes go for it I mean you want to talk about how wildest it is you want to talk about Van Doren go after them they have the biggest fucking collaborations

like out there it's like vans and fucking Disney and stuff it's like oh my god yeah I feel like Nike might have bigger collaborations but um i said like the biggest i didn't say specifically but yeah i hear you i definitely hear you but they're big allegedly i got my take back let me just let me write down that take back vans rocks no pen inside okay let's search for some scratch paper uh did you smoke weed uh anywhere at that store kyle did you smoke weed at work oh come on oh always dude yeah in the back because there was actually like a little annex you had to you had to stock shoes up top so you'd go

up the back and perfect and stock the shoes in the backstock and that's where in russia yeah it wasn't as cold as russia but we used to like call it like you know the the forest shoot shoo and franks yeah yeah we say you want to go to like the forest and be like yeah no i didn't say that it's just like i used to manage that store so it was like you were you were the manager that's right how did that happen i was the third key there was two keys above me but i was the third But like you opened up in the morning or something? Yes, sir.

I opened up. I counted the dough. I counted the inventory and I said, we're open. Wait, you counted inventory every morning? Yeah. Yeah. Well, not every morning, but you do count it. Yeah, because I opened up at La Coss, and they were like, just be awake.

Couldn't do it. You get you, just be awake and this is the way. My move would be, I would see a bunch of hot chicks, and then I was the, I was, I was, The one that was brave enough to go talk to them. Fapening. But I wouldn't say that I was into them because I was too chicken shit to do that. And I'd go up and be like, hey, what's up, cute girls? My friends over there like you.

And then my friends would end up talking to them. And then my friends would end up making out with them in like a changing room out of J.C. Penny. Okay. So, yes, the mall would be the place where, because usually when you were in high school or junior higher or whatever the girls you talked to were the girls you went to school with but the mall was where all the schools came to one place so you would see uh girls i was like boys and girls that you didn't see every day at school yes you'd be like man these guys are handsome from that other school we can't compete dude yes i remember this vividly look at those flat brand i met this girl that

went to a different middle school right we're in eighth grade go off and we were talking and then we became AOL buddies and we would instant message each other, right? Oh, damn. And then she told me that she wanted to see my penis. Oh, damn. Uh, get hard. Goodbye. What? So she wanted to see it get hard. And you were like, it's already hard. She's like, I, I, I really want to see it. Wait, she didn't want to see it hard. She wanted to see it get hard. She wanted to see it get hard. She wanted to watch it go from soft to hard. Did you tell her, no, you don't, you don't want to see that. No, no, no, she's probably like a scientist now, huh? But I was like, it was kind of exciting.

It was kind of exciting. And then we saw each other. She's a scientist probably now. Yeah, it was cool. I'm sure she's a doctor or scientist or something. Yeah, it's very interesting to watch it change. I think she's probably on the forefront. Fouchy probably.

Danielle Fauci. Then we saw her at a, like a soccer tournament. and I remember thinking, and she came up and was talking to me, and then I remember thinking the whole time, like, she's going to want to see my tag. Like, at this. It's science. It is.

At this soccer tournament. Like, she really, she was like, it's me, like, trying to, like, wiggle it in my jeans. To try to, like, make sure it's not going from completely. Not hard? Why were you wearing jeans out of soccer tournament? You played soccer in jeans?

I wasn't playing. I wasn't playing. It was my friends were playing. He was there scooping, Scooping ladies. Wow. That's a really good friend. Yeah. And then obviously nothing happened, but things could go down at the mall. I had friends make out with girls at JC Penny changing rooms. Things could happen. What? That's cool. That's cool. Oh, that was way cool. I definitely feel like I missed out. Yeah, you didn't do mall culture. No, we just didn't have one. I mean,

there was one another town over, but you would go there to go see movies and that was kind of it. Or like to go shopping with your mom because that was like the department store. Movies and malls was very weird for me. We didn't have that growing up. Those were separate. So once I started seeing movies and malls, I did not understand that. You had to tow the line there?

I did not get that. You didn't understand it? Not for me. No, no. They were separate. Wait, what? Yeah, those are separate things. Do I have to shop?

That should be a Dillard's. Yeah, it just seems like it's, yeah, it doesn't make sense. It seems like you don't want to spend like six hours at the mall watching a movie and Lord and Taylor and movies? Yeah, no, J.C. Penny and movie, no, this is not happening. That's not good. That is funny. Like, as a kid, as a little boy, like, how many things that you would do that you're like, chicks are loving this. Oh, my God. They're loving it. For example. Oh, dude. Mudwalk. Like, like, we used to ride bikes and then just, like, just, like, drive down some stairs in front of girls. Yeah. And, like, they give a shit about me, like, riding my bike downstairs. Because you're jackhammering.

but just in your like little little boy brain you're like oh they're gonna love this Reagan Brittany check this shit out meanwhile it's just me going down six stairs you like that you like that that's pretty crazy right not really just skidding out in front of them totally what's up do you almost hit me oh a rock hit me ow what the fuck sat on my balls I kind of remember just doing like big jumps down hills to impress girls like at the top of the hill you just like run like in your shoes or on a bike no like just jumping like running and like jumping and you'd get like extra air because it's like you're going downhill and then you'd roll a little bit and get back up and be like yeah and in your head

you're like that was insane it looked like an explosion was going off behind me yeah and you're like they had to love that and you're looking over at them and then you go get the hair spray and put it all over your hand and light it on fire and be like, look at me, look at me. So you're the guy who ate the mud for sure. No, I didn't eat the mud, but I lit myself on fire. I'm not eating the mud. Did you guys ever think like, oh, tonight I'm going to get

probably super wasted and then tomorrow I'm going to wake up and I'm going to wake up and I'm going to be in a fucking porno. Why weren't their dudes gone wild? Why weren't they're just bros whipping their dicks out in helicoptering it? I guarantee you they were. I'm sure. Like, that's a real thing. There's a 100% chance that

in West Hollywood. The thing is, is we were there. We weren't cute enough to get asked. Right. It wasn't about being cute. It's just, you whip your dick out. Yeah, it was like, are you going to do it? No, it's about being cute.

No, yeah. There's a standard for the people watching these videos. Dude, we were walking around West Hollywood just at the time. That guy's gone wild was definitely being filmed in West Hollywood. And we were in those streets. Never were approached. Wait, that's a thing? Of course it's a thing.

They just aren't going to pay for ad space on commercial television because people are like, we don't want that. But if you go to the store or you go online, I guarantee you there was dudes gone wild. Blake, there's 100% possibility that guys gone wild was a thing. I am saying that it probably does, but I'm not saying we wouldn't have made the cut. I'm not saying we're having like a whole section dedicated to us, but we're in a montage, whipping our dicks out. Yeah, that's what I mean. Okay.

I'm saying we were there. It's a quick cut. We were in the place that it was happening. We were in West Hollywood. We were there every day. We lived there. But we never had our dicks out. We were never approached.

We weren't. And if we were, you already know. I feel like on Halloween, we would have done it. Well, you feel that, but it never happened. And they were there. It's true. It's true. They were looking.

The gay Joe Francis's were out there scoping the scene, and they looked at you right in the eyes and go, nah. We're going to pass. Nah. Adam, do you think that back then, if you were. were, like, looking for it, you could have found it and just made it happen. Oh, yeah. Looking for it? If I was looking to pull my dick up?

Why, I always was. Yeah. Dude. I know you were. So, maybe not. So maybe not. You could trip and fall on a dick. Yeah, no, it's not hard to get, it's not hard to trip and fall into the world of gay

porn. That's not hard. Of pornography. How long do you think it would take you? All you have to do is go to a gym in L.A. Tomorrow morning. You should do this. Tomorrow morning?

I bet Blake would have a harder time. time getting into gay porno, then he thinks he would. There's already a dude named Blake Anderson in gay porn. I know because it pops up on my Twitter. Yeah, exactly. That's a hurdle. That's a hurdle. Every once in a while, people will send me photos of me getting butt-fucked.

All right. That are photoshopped. Fuck it. Of, like, gay pornos that they photoshopped, like, my face on. Yeah. Rude. And every once in a while, I get those in the old DMs, which is pretty cool. Oh, baby.

and everybody listening at home, we are entering minutes 17 of this conversation. Yolly. This is important. Coming in hot. That's my bad. You should have saved this for 69. Let's loop back around.

Call this one 69. Again. That shit's important. 69 take two. How about those Rams? How about the Rams? I ain't know a couple Rams. What about?

Hutt, hike. Want to talk about Rams all day, baby? Fullback. Let's get weird. Do you remember your first Weird Al sighting in L.A.? Because I do feel like it is a, like people are like, oh, yes. Because I saw him at Pekito Moss, and I was like, that's fucking Weird Al. Oh, dude.

Stars, they're just like us. Weird, wild stuff. And I just want to tee you guys up because I wasn't there for this. And this is the backstory. And maybe we've told this on the podcast, but you guys saw Weird Al at the Orange County Festival or whatever. Yes, yes. And before he was coming out on to the Poodle Hat tour, before he came out on stage, you guys started the chant of let's get weird let's get weird yes that's right teddy with teddy

we we've covered this yeah we have covered that yeah it was during the poodle hat tour at orange county fair yep and uh that was the moment that the let's get weird movement was kind of born right and then brought you guys brought it to the show and then the NHL took it and then and then and then I do remember going back home to like party like for things Thanksgiving or Christmas or whatever. I'm a big Christmas guy. Yeah, you are. And seeing friends and they're like, yeah, man, let's go out.

Let's get weird. And I'd go, right. And they'd go, and someone would be like, that's, you know, that's from like his show. And they go, what are you talking about? People say that. And then I'd be like, I don't, I'm not going to. You get caught. Yeah, you get caught in the middle of like, uh-uh, defend it.

Perfect. That's like, whatever. Well, no. Yeah, someone's like, you know, that's from what that's their show. And they're like, dude, no, everyone says that. And I go, well, Teddy. Teddy. well I will love

I uh please be quiet Here's a question Von Dutch Yeah you want to talk Von Dutch Did we ever jerk off at Wurge I know I know we smoked weed at At work

At work? Did anybody work at a church and jerk off? At Wurge? What's going on with Adam today? Did I like glitch? Human chunking No, you just have wurch But yeah you're

You blitz did you guys jerk off at work or this was a strict no jerk off strictly uh spoke weed strictly dickly bro well i mean i was well is always like you did okay great but what's the story yeah well or was this strictly professional well uh no i don't think i ever did i wanted to catch i I don't think I did. I don't think I did. I don't think I did. I think all my jerk off stories were at T.J. Max, under my starter jacket. I'm trying to think of I did at work. At the workaholics office? Well, the workaholics office doesn't count. You had to have jerked off. No, I definitely jerked off at the workaholics office. The workaholics house was technically our work for a little bit. Allegedly. I jerked off at all workaholics sets. Allegedly, I definitely jerked off under my desk at the workaholics office. Technically, you guys lived at the house, so... Definitely.

I'm trying to take a fight. That's what I'm saying. Exactly. Adam couldn't come unless he had a man knocking at his door in the morning. The butler. You guys are telling me, late nights, we're working late. You're in your office. No one's around.

You didn't crank one down at the desk. At the workaholics office. Yeah, probably. No, I did. Yes. I just imagine like a ghost taking the reins. You know what I mean? It would not have been, I don't think it would have been late nights.

for me it wouldn't have been for fun it was early morning if anything for me because i used to open up that office all the time you used to open that office you opened like vans so it was yeah i used to open it up man they die hard i'm gonna go to russia that was when i had my time did you used to jerk off into half cabs dude what and then it was just it was just uh night owl yeah it's the shoe it's shugoo bro yeah night ow's uh he's leaving you're just in the hallway cranking down whoops you ever uh jack off with Nightow? You just walk around with your cock out as a bagel. Will you explain Night Out? Night Out? Oh, Night Al was our night assistant, our editorial assistant.

Legend. He rocked. It goes Dennis Rodman, Night Owl. That's my legend ladder. Let's also explain what a nighttime assistant for editing. Yeah, so a nighttime assistant basically takes the cards, the memory cards from what you shot on the day and downloads them and imports them into the editing software or the Avid. and they have the horrible job of doing that overnight so that the editors the next day can start to cut. Yes. And it's not like labor intensive, right? You just have to kind of be there to get it done.

Yeah. It's stressful, but it's not labor intensive. Because if you lose the footage... So there's a lot of downtime. You're fucked. If you lose the footage, you're fucked. You're fucked. You are fucked.

You're dead. So basically every... Say it out. I'm thinking the same... Night assistant is just cranking down. constantly right all night you're constantly cranking down oh yeah dude that was one of my first jobs I was a night assistant and I did have keys to that place well as well and yes yes sir there's some downtime and that was he's were getting strokes yeah was that when you were

editing porno because that that would lend itself to no I was an assistant I was an assistant editor at a trailer house at a trailer house in Santa Monica who will remain unnamed Kyle how did we get back to this how do we get back to this every week back to porno beating off this is just like these are real

questions these are real questions that guys have for each other hey sorry we can't get away from it sorry about it haunted by it you want to peek behind the curtain behind the curtain brother Here it is. You want to keep behind the curtain? Hey, you guys want to know about Hollywood?

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No girls liked me, for sure. You know, I was like the little crippled kid, but older kids definitely wanted to get me drunk. Like that, I think was like people was like, it would be hilarious if we got divine drunk. So I was always that, like, freshman kid that they, It's a legal, but yeah. To senior parties, and everyone was...

The difference between a freshman and a senior is... Starts at the penis. It starts at the penis. It definitely started at the penis. Yeah, that is crazy. Because you can have 13. Your boobs are huge. I was such a child, and they're like 18-year-old kids teaching me how to beer bong.

Can you be 13 when you start high school? Is that a thing, or are you 14 pretty much? You can be eight. If you're smart. Yeah, Duggy Houser. If you're a freaking genius. Yeah. I wasn't.

I wasn't. That it was not my affliction. So, I think I think there was 14. And that's why you never rocked a fliction. It is wild that you mentioned that, Ders, because I kind of forgot that, like, we did kind of see the birth of coffee shops in our neighborhood, too. I remember we had this place called Mokalisa. Oh, so this is cool to you, but the glass elevators is not?

No, no. Dude, it was really weird. No, no. There's always been coffee shops. No, I love glass elevators. It was such a weird thing where, like, going to a coffee shop was, like, this fucking, like, cool thing to do as, like, a, fucking, a young high school student, but... It made, yeah, high school people feel like they were grown-ups. Yeah, it was weird.

And it was just, like, a sense of freedom. Like, to go do your homework there? Yeah. Or you could, like, bring your skateboard there and then skate in the back of the coffee shop or whatever and smoke some sickies. It was, it was way before it was, like, monopolized. It was crazy. You could actually, like, I remember, like, some of my first public. like where I was like I'm smoking this I don't care were in front of a coffee shop

for sure with older kids because I could hand it to them if anybody rolled up oh yeah and they would give me the fucking siggies and then we definitely didn't hang out at a lot of coffee shops we would hang out at like restaurants where like it was like zero dollars to eat there buffalo wild wings yeah there was a lot of buffalo wild wings honestly uh but then the first one it was like a lot of there was a Chinese restaurant that they just like didn't care what the shit we did So, like, we, we would, you could get a plate of fried rice for 80 cents. Oh, yeah. Talk with me.

So tight. And sit there and then sit there for, like, four hours. The cost of diarrhea. And just, like, you know, play cards or whatever. You're like, I'll take another one. Play cards and eat fried rice. Another round. Dude, kids are so cool.

That is so wild. Just imagine being a grown-ass man eating 80-cent fried rice, playing cards with your homies, you just haven't figured out. Is that place still open? No, it ended up giving like everybody food poisoning. Like, someone died, I think. Yeah, they shut it down. It was like, someone got like, I think someone legit died.

Allegedly. From eating their food. Right. Sorry. That happened to us when we were in, when we moved to the valley, we found that really cheap, like, do you guys remember that fried rice spot and we all got it and we all got sick? Do you guys remember that fried rice spot?

Not that Chinese restaurant. It was the fried rice. It was like 99 cent fried rice and. we got it. It seems real. It was when we, it was when we shot, um, it's, we're eating it. And you guys are eating it in the beginning of the proto, not the proto tank sketch. The one, uh, like dude's house or something. It's where you're eating it's in bed. The, the fortune cookie. Oh, yeah. Classic. That was, uh, yeah, you guys are scarfing on it at the beginning of that. That's the fried rice I'm thinking of. It was so bad. I remember that being pretty good. Yeah, it was delicious. It tasted good, but it fucked you up in the long run, I think. Whatever, man. I'll take it. Do you remember when we found out that MS. was the ingredient because we were like on a lot of Chinese restaurants stole there'll be like a sign that says like no MSG because I guess that used to be a thing

back in the day that Chinese restaurants were known for putting MSG which is a like a kind of like a salt like a spice that you put into food that it makes you like almost addicted to that food and it makes it just tastes fucking delicious

and you're like oh I got to keep eating this so we got to producers also please put in facts what it actually is. We got, we got these MSG, the spice. Do you remember that? And then we were putting it on our food.

I remember this very well. Oh, yeah. It comes in cubes. No, ours, it was like a salt shaker. Yeah, we went to a weird ass, like, 99 cent store because we, we were so bored. I feel like it was like a big lot. Yeah, maybe. And they had like a straight up shaker of MSG.

What the, I don't have this crazy memory of it being a, a big lot? I think it was like a big lot. And we got a spice set and MSG was there and we put it on everything and then we called it the flavor enhancer. Was it off the chain?

And guess what it worked? Oh yeah, dude. Yeah. I used to throw it on popcorn. It was fucking off the charts. Monosodium glutamate. We used to pour it in our energy drinks, dude. And we're fine.

Adam just had to piss crystals. Oh, yeah. Will you read that description, Adam, right there? The basic sensory function of MSG is attributed to its ability to enhance savory taste active compounds when added in the proper concentration. It sounds good. Well, why the fuck? What's so bad about it, though?

Why is it outlawed? I have no idea. I think it's because it's, it like truly makes you addicted to that thing. So what? It's like an additive that isn't an actual food. So I think people were like turned off by it. Now we were turned on by it. Maybe there's a medical issue because there,

It could constrict the blood vessels or something too much. Well, it does have the word sodium in the word, in monosodium. So maybe it's bad. Hey, Blake, nice catch. Go ahead. Thank you. So maybe it is, uh, I don't know, something. Good catch.

Wow. Good catch. Yeah. And sodium is bad because why? Good catch, Blake. Sodium. Constrict your blood vessels. You are sodium.

It constricts your blood vessels. I think it constricts your blood vessels. Give them points. I'm trying. are sodium. Yes, points. Thank you. Yes, points.

That was a good one, Ders. You were sodium. I don't know. Yeah. All I know is like sodium. The chunk, I just caught that. The chunk was real. I just got it in the lady's voice.

Will you play it? Do you have it anymore on the board? You are sodium. It's not a lady, by the way. It's a really cool guy. Even better. Even. No, I don't.

have it anymore. I'm sorry. Dang. I guess I'll have to live as that for the rest of the podcast. Yeah. Huh. By the way, blading is back in a big way. I'll say that. Blading is back. I live on the beach. Rollerblades are back in a real way. That's different than aggressive. I bought mine during the pandemic for Shazel. That's different than aggressive skating. Aggressive skating is the grinds and the clunkers. Hey, I'm with you. I had some grind plates. Did I ever grind? No. The first time I did it, I almost re snapped all the bones in my legs. So I immediately stopped doing that. I'm pissed now.

What happened, Adam? Almost had a re-snap. Yeah, I fell hard when I put on my brother's skates thinking I could do it. It's not easy. And neither are the soaps. Okay. And neither are the soaps. You like cross your legs to do it, right? Oh, yeah. You could do that. That's one of them. Yeah. That's one of the skills. That's not the way you do it. No. You can do, you can go like this. You just go at this same. We have to land at the exact same time or else you slip out. It's sick. Check out some vids. It's sick.

I'd love to. So Austin Anderson, one of my groomsmen, you guys all know him, he got soaps in high school. He never rollerbladed in his life. And he was like, dude, I got soaps. Check this out. And I once again think it was the- Give me five years. I'm going to be pro.

I once again think it was the type of thing of him going like, oh, chicks are going to love this. Wait till they get a load of me with these soaps grinding. And he jumped up on this rail and slipped. And I think he, like, broke his tailbone. Like, he landed. It was like, no, ow, ow, ow, wow. It was, like, just, like, violently injured right away.

Like, I feel so many kids got hurt with those goddamn shoes. Yeah, I wonder how quickly we could get in gay porn. If you set out tomorrow, do you think you'd be doing it within 48 hours? Like, doing it, filming within 48 hours. What? Well, I think now because of the internet, I would just go. and find gay porn producers and hit them up. And then, yes, I could.

And so 48 hours? And in 48 hours, I could be, uh... I mean, you can get an audition. You can get a read. Do you think you could be doing it in 24 hours? I bet I could do it this afternoon. Do you think in seven hours? That's insane.

Hold up. No. Dude, no. Well, I'm, I'm like, I don't think if I was just a person, but I'm an actor that people, we're actors that people know. A gay porn producer would go, oh, fuck yeah. Come, I'll fuck you right now and film it. He'd clean his slate for the dance.

It's like, if you're like, dude, I'm on the fucking edge. I need to go now. I need it in the next two hours. I need it now. Film me because this may pass. I'm hard now. Let's fucking film it, Jack. I'm ready to shoot now, Jack.

I'm ready to shoot now, Jack. Fuck you. I won't shoot you. I won't shoot you in the state. I'm a state of California. Yeah, exactly. Man. Let's go.

By the way, I tried to talk about the Rams. Duran is the funniest movie of all time. And like, in a... Splice. Sorry, Splice. Splice. Splice is the funniest movie all time because it's essentially like a doctor who is trying to like create a being or like a thing.

Frankenstein's monster. And it comes out and it's actually kind of hot. And he's like, I got to fuck it. And then I know we've talked about it before. But then he fucks it. And then it turns into like a super mutant. You got to watch it. It's so.

What happens? I can't remember that third act. I just remember when he was like on top of dread. Yeah. And what the fuck comes in? He's going on. What are you doing? He's like, uh, uh,

uh, and then it like starts to sprout wings and starts like, it's just fuck. Dude, what are those days like on set? What is Adrian Brody like, okay, today's the day? Today's the day. I'm ready. That's an actor.

It's the same movie as Lady in the Water almost. where like somebody's fucking but like in in is it lady in the water is that or shape of water shape of water thank you shape of water yeah yeah gearmo that is a gear motel to work wait what was the what was the one that's lady in the water i never got through that one which was also kind of about fucking like a fish right um there was a fish it was like a pool and you like went underneath the drain and the movie was then you went into another universe or something that movie was something else terrible Did they overtly fuck a creature? Or was that like a metaphor behind the cults? I never saw that. He just stuck his dick

down the drain and was like, whoa. Just testing that. Not bad. That's the That's one of the movies. That's one of the movies where like you

watched a whole movie and then in the last five minutes it pulls out to reveal that it was just Paul Diamati with his dick stuck in the fucking jets going right

I blacked out that was the M-night Shalamon twist and you were there and you were there you were a fish did you fuck me dude

you passed out with your dick stuck in the vacuum of the pool field it's like no I was in another dimension you're like dude you were you kept coming

it was the pain you you you're not you blast you you passed out from the pain but your body was still coming we almost we almost left you it was so gross and that is the shape of water no that's lady in the water lady in the water lady in the water lady in the water is just dick in the drain that actually was kind of what the episode we did where we go into bills um his dream member it all turned out we were like jerking him off that's right yeah what the fuck was that the twist we were making him come the end of bill's episode where he was having a dream where he was like in the dream he was fucking um manda serney right great awesome but in reality we were jacking him off and he was with like a back scratcher or something or like a massage kind of like

vibre like yeah yeah put it on his lap and he combed his pants oh my god what was the vibrator i can't remember what we used you must have been selling them it was like a massager or something oh god that's crazy that was the twist you're coming you fell asleep and you're coming this was all a dream oh my god that is so funny hell of a dream zip it that is so dude remember when we threw the buckets have come on you guys but then i think we cut it out of the episode but there were there were buckets buckets that we didn't pass um what's that called standards and practices yeah right right yeah because 30 come salute yeah we got bullet timed with buckets of of fake semen and it was

it was graphic oh my god it was blast it was like horse blast right yeah it was they were big it was like a big pressurized like gun that we shot you with it's all the deleted scenes isn't it am i crazy is yeah i feel like i saw it i think i saw it recently on that account. That's right. Yeah, maybe. Well, if you have the DVD and you've got the, you've got the footage uploaded to Instagram. And you've got the time? Go ahead and check it out. If you've got some time, go ahead and check it out. And the tech know-how. That's something I'm losing. That's the exact thing came on when I was working at the, when I was teaching at a school that will remain unnamed, but I used to have to plug in. I used to have to plug into the

projector. I mean, let's be honest, it's the greatest. And I would plug in and just open it up. And It's the greatest fear of teachers, right? Dude, it fucking happened. Oh, yeah. It's like you put your laptop on, you got the projector going, you just prayed a God above that you didn't leave a fucking porno tab over. Oh, God. So embarrassing.

But it happens, brother. So embarrassing. And it's like, well, all right, what's next? All right, who did that? Who did their homework? Who did that? When you were teaching there, you are also like their age, so they would get it. I feel like it would be

weirder if you were like Yeah, Adam's right You gotta let it ride Watch the whole clip Right, dude They get it Yeah Just be like

You did this I think it's an easier A pill to swallow If you're a swallow If you were just Like Ah sorry You know

I'm also your age Obviously I'm cranking down Adam you're taking So much time On a thing That you just You sweep to the side

And you just move on You're like Okay So obviously We all saw that porn and was on my computer. Let's talk about this for a while. I'd do 15 minutes. Humans have urges, okay?

Raise your hand if you have an urge. No, let's talk about it. Dude, this is an editing class. We don't give a fuck. Do you guys know what pogs are? P-A-W-G. Fat-ass white girl. You know what?

You know what? This is a good way to learn how to edit. Pornow. This is huge. The compression rate on this is what allows it. to stream so well and crispy. Let's watch this scene. Let's watch the scene. Look at the cuts here.

Okay. This is a gonzo. This is gonzo porno and it's a good example of when not to cut. When you're... I'm not familiar with blacks you're about to be. Hold it. Hold it. And actually, the editing here, watch the editing.

Hold it. Insert shot. This cum shot was hour later. Insert shot. Now this is what we call a compilation. It's just like a montage. It's mini clips cut together. It's really choppy. Yeah, Porto. Wait, that's what you got to do.

It's the most bang for your buck. You lean into it, you just go, this is open on purpose. Today we're talking about montages. This is called a compilation. Version of montages. And I know what you're thinking. I got caught. Nope, this is on purpose.

Nope. This is on purpose. And we are investigating how they cut this film. That's right. And there is the dean of the school. Hold on one second. This is a secret class. Let's turn it off.

Let's go back. to the regular. He's going to want to see this. Okay. We've got a minute of them all dancing in bikinis and we cut to a minute of them disrobing. Now we got another minute. A very, very kinky clip. Yes?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I could have gone with something a little softcore. I went wildly, wildly hardcore. Gaping buttholes. Okay. And I close that tab and there's another one. How many tabs? Who did the second tab?

Can anybody tell me how many lights that they're using? to light this set here? Zero, that's right. No line. This is more along the lines of the dogma filmmakers of the 1995. Which segues to Lars von Trier.

No. Porno or art? Speaking of dogma, this clip, this is dogfart.com. Okay. Yeah, but. Dogma 69. Wait, what was it?

Dogma 69. The place we would hang out were wherever there was a permission wall, which is where like the company or the business would let you paint graffiti on the back of their business. What? That's some shy town shit. So shout out to Dave's Italian kitchen.

Okay. We would just go there, smoke weed. Big shout out to Dave. Thank you, God. Some people would be like putting up a piece of graffiti and we would just watch and people would be like doing skateboard tricks that they couldn't land. That's the best kind of. Just like hanging out.

Just flipping tricks. Nobody sticks. And being like, and like trading CDs and shit. Klan shit, dude. Yeah, exactly. Teenagers now just hang out at, like, Starbucks, right? Like, that's where you... They hang out on the internet, on Call of Duty.

Yeah, it's all digital. Metaverse. In the metaverse, probably. Yep. Shut the fuck up! I mean, we're not far off. Yeah, I think they do hang out, but they have to see each other in person because they got to get the, like, hand jobs and stuff and, you know, finger bangs.

I don't think they care. I think they'd rather beat off at home the way they can. What? And then just have their friends. Because they all got the Oculus Rifts and it's too good. It's got to be so... Well, I don't know. Can you do that?

Can you oculates yourself? What do you mean? Well, I'm saying talking to each other. Oh, sure. Can you see yourself, though? Yeah, you can have an avatar, can't you? Yeah, you can. Like, when you're hanging?

You're beating off to a fucking Sonic the Hedgehog character? Yeah, exactly. But it's not the same. I wonder if it'll be like where you're fucking each other, like, if you have a girl and you're like, you know what? It's too big of a hassle to... If you get in a car and drive over there, and it's like a too much of a thing. If you guys could just both put on your Oculus and it's sort of like that scene in

Demolition Man, where it's just like sensory overload. You know, chicks. She would love this. Go ahead. I wonder. I think we're on the verge. I mean, that's possible, right? Yeah, that's possible.

That's absolutely possible. The tech is there because they're doing things like, they're doing things where you can wear a sleeve. And then your doctor is like checking on how you're doing. physical therapy like say you have a fucked up knee or something like that you can put a sleeve on sure and then so if you just put if you just put that on your dick it's science i by the way i love how they're like uh the people who made it are like yeah we invented this for doctors and they're just waiting for porno to pick it up yeah oh because porno is the front of tech then it is just around

the river band so doctors uh this is for you or whatever else is out there i don't know yeah porno leads tech right patent on it, and it's for doctors. Now, uh, it's science. Anyone else wants to get involved? Anybody at all? Or maybe brazzers. I'm not really sure of what else it could be used for. Doctors, brazzers, whoever.

You know how doctors really need to grip things and squeeze, you know? It's crazy. Like, you know, the tanga egg was originally like, a disposal or something like yeah you you just throw away the thing into here you tie it up and then someone was like you can stick your dick in it's a portable garbage bag it can expand you could jerk off into this egg if you ever get seasick while on a boat you just open this little egg it's a contraption for you breathe into it and you can put your dick in it's a silicon and then some lonely sailor was like wait a minute

You, God. Weird, wild stuff. Some lonely sailor or any man. Do I make you horny, babe? Yeah, baby. I like that it only took us 30 or so minutes to get into porno on this episode. We really, that's maybe the longest run that we've had. Yeah.

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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Okay, five years, you want to know what I'm going pro at? Fingerboarding. I was like, where's this going? Fingerboarding? It's fingerboarding. It's fingerboarding. Maybe tech

decks. Get me sponsored. I bet I could get paid five years from now. Do they still have tournaments? You can get paid by Tech Dex right now, Blake. Yeah. You just, the fact that you just mentioned Tech Dex, right? You're getting so many tech. They're sending you a check. That's what I mean. We're all pro. I just made $5 and got 10 Tech Dex sent to my house off just mentioning it. By the way, the fact that you think you could get there, you show no respect for these people who are so good at flipping little skateboards with their fingers. No, it's actually really hard. Tech Teching is super hard. It's hard. It's really That's what I'm saying.

By the way, the level of respect Durs thinks that we need to give to deck pros. As a pickleballer, I love what Ders is saying. I've been there. I've been five years. As someone who, like, I devoted, I devoted my young life to swimming and got to a certain level. But that's a sport. It doesn't need to be a sport.

That requires so much more. I love what Ders is doing. I'm not, I'm talking about something. I'm talking about something. I dedicated myself. I got to a certain level after however many fucking hours, like whatever kind of specific physical things that gave me any kind of advantage or whatever, there were still people that were so much more elite than me.

And I took 15 or whatever, 20 years. But you could go pro in beer chugging or... But this is your... Now you're talking about... So my kid just got the Guinness Book of World Records. And as we... Oh, I love that book. It was really cool.

It was like... Longest hair, longest fingernails, fattest twins. Now it's like... Biggest fattest cock. Most gaping but hole. Not in there, not in there. Longest, now it's like

longest underwater juggling fucking whatever's and you're like, that's not a thing. Yes, too specific. And so what you're talking about is, yeah, I could be the world's best. Beer chugger. Balance on one legger. Key drop to other hander.

I'm a man. I can do this for years. You have to be able to go pro. There has to be like you get to a certain point and you get paid for it. Hey, Mercedes, get at me. Tech, Jack. Presenting the new electric Mercedes Andersholm key drop. Well, say no more.

He's the best key dropper in the world that we've ever seen. From one hand to the other hander. You want me to do it? Okay, I'm here. I'll do it. What if I picked up archery? Do you think if the first time I picked up a bow and arrow? Gina Davis.

You know, Gina Davis was in the. Olympics for archery? Yeah, totally. Yeah, what a babe. And I got a bow and arrow over pandemic. You had a boner over what? Cut to commercial. And you were You were, gross, gross. Cut the commercial, not a boner. Kyle, you were like a natural. So I'm like, if this

dude worked on it every day for the next five years, maybe Kyle like he was born to be an archery. I think I could, for skeet shooting, I think I could GoPro, skeet shooting. GoPro being a shooter. In five years. I'm a very, I'm a very, good. Naturally, I'm a very good shot. I just don't go enough. I think if I did it every day, I could get very good. That's cool. That's a good one. Professional level. Professional level. Not the best. Okay. So here's, I guess here's the thing. What do you think you couldn't do

if you have five years and every day? Oh, so much. I keep hearing these things. I'm like, I could do this. I could do that. Anything athletic. Like, I don't think, like, I'm too old at this point, like my body won't get to the level. Like, I won't be a professional basketball player or whatever. But, like, shuffleboard you could do, darts you could do. Right. Fusball, you could do pool. No, I suck.

I'm not naturally good at darts. So, no, I don't think I would be. Okay. What about pool? I'm not that good at pool. Yeah. So, no. But Fuzball, I have a base that I know that I'm starting off already far enough ahead that I think

in five years, if I really dedicated myself, I could. Right. didn't some homies do this with curling where they were like, we want to go to the Olympics? What sport do we think we have the best chance in? And they started doing curling

and they actually made it to the Olympics? Made it? Or went to trials or whatever? I think that was bobsled. I think it was Jamaica. Yeah, it was cool running. It was a Jamaican bobsled team. No, you're right,

because curling is probably a pretty like... That's the most easy access, I would say. And the fact that... Especially if you're from a country like... Canada. Well, no, that's very hard. Oh, yeah.

If it sounds like Ecuador. If you're like, Mexico, yeah. Like, I don't know, Jamaica. You know, Jamaica or something. Stupid, dumbass. If you're from, like, Republic of Congo or fucking, where they're like, no one's doing it. You're like, I'm going to go Jamaican team, you know. I don't know.

Somewhere where it's easy, like, the coldest country in North America. Unreal. Dude, remember, Adam, we also did that fucking weird ass sketch comedy thing that was called 72 virgins. And it was about these two, like, frat bros. who basically go to what they think is a frat, but it's a sleeper cell for terrorists. And they like convince us. And it went on like CNN and shit.

Yes. It was very viral. It made some noise. Like the drudge report or whatever. Yeah, it was crazy. And it was just like we were just, I don't know, just fucking saying yes to whatever.

But it was just weird. That was a funny, at least a funny conceit. I mean, we spent a whole summer, we spent a whole entire summer working on the fucking live show. It was like a summer of our lives, and we got paid like 300 bucks. We said we got paid in gum and shit.

Hey, not my fault. Not my fault. We got paid in gum. We talked about it. Not my fault. Oh, yeah, right, right, right. Go girl, energy. Go, girl, energy.

Yeah, yeah, that's right. So, that being said, I think maybe, you know, I don't know if you would have tickled each other, but we did do some things that I look back and I'm like, yeah, buddy. I mean, I tucked my dick between my legs on stage. That's as close to me. tickling another person as I was getting. Yeah, you did. I mean, I've showed my butt hole in game over, man. So we've all done things.

Yeah. So what are we talking about here? I'm actually proud of that, but. You're proud of that butt? Yeah. Ders sucked on my, d'ers sucked on my titty. Yeah. Ders sucked on my titty. Yes, we all do things. Goodbye. And by the way, Kyle blackmailed me about it. I did. I did. Sorry about that. Whoopsie.

I air that out. It happens, man. Oh, and then, and then the issue. was it came out like they held on to the movie for years what movie are we talking about the 72 virgin because that was just a tray ratco no i forget i think it was ratco the dictator son okay and then they held on to that forever and then it came out like right as workaholics was coming out yeah that's right and then they were pairing ratco the dictator son with workaholics episodes on comedy central Like, on Comedy Central.

By the way, the main character in Ratco is Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite. I don't know the actors. Yes, Ephron Ramirez, I believe. Yes, but he was the main, he's Ratco. That's sick. I don't think I've ever watched the movie, but maybe it's funny. It's probably highly offensive. I bet there's a chance that you would think it's funny in a way that you like bad stuff.

You know what I mean? Dude, comedy is offensive. Blake made his favorite type of movie. Yeah. and he hasn't even watched it objectively bad I don't know I don't know if I have the patience for it anymore

I don't know if I could sit down and just watch Ratcoe yeah you're always so busy like doing stuff I am man you gotta be places not watching stuff like not always watching stuff yeah I listen to pods now man I don't watch movies

bitch name five podcasts you listen to I don't want to I don't want to who says I don't want to I'm not trying to get free press, man. I'm not trying to get free press. I know it's been a long ways out, but it's never too late to give somebody their flowers.

Bob Sagget, what a great TV dad, man, R-I-P. To a fucking goat, man. Dude. Yeah. Yeah. Full house, what a run. That show was the shit. You know what I had forgotten that he was the voice of how I met your mother.

He was like the telling the story guy. Oh, really? Yeah. The narrator. because obviously he's got yeah that's the term I work in the business he had his full house paper

right stacked it then he had his AFV America's yeah America's video's paper right stacked that

but then I was like where's his recent paper from is it just doing stand-up and then I remembered he was the voice of like the storyteller on how I met your mother and all those shows

you just named that money stacked it stacked high And did you know, Guillermo del Toro was a co-owner of how I met your mother. So also. Oh, where are the producers on that? They're not trying to call you out. Well, you know, Bob Sagitt, that's a San Francisco legend right there, real Bay Area legend.

Dude. Is he? Did he go to the same high school as you or not? No, I think it was just the fact that full house took place in San Francisco and, like, it's kind of a place you can go and see the house. Yeah. And it's just like. Yeah, dude. a full house had like rice errone jokes yeah yeah and he was like constantly wearing like warriors

jerseys before it was fucking step curry splash bro hours he's wearing like giants gear so you know his his status is he's he's he's a legend in the bay that's for sure i like to think that if we were cast on that show like it would have worked out pretty good oh dude for days yeah would have yeah for sure i'm trying to think like would i be would i be saggett dude yeah And would Adam be Uncle Jesse? Adam is Uncle Jesse. What? Or is Blake Uncle Jesse?

Fucking Dave Cooier, man. I know, but Blake seems like way more of Uncle Joey Dave Cooier type. Or is Adam that? I don't know that. I guess you know what? I'm fucking with something sacred. No, it's okay. It's okay to live in the multi.

Well, that's the thing. Because what? Well, you have to think about, you have to think about what. Or is Adam Saggett. And I'm Jesse and Blake is Cooier. I don't think it's, I don't think. He can transfer it. Because, like, the main thing, like, their characteristics is, like, Joey, it was heck a silly, a comedian dude.

Yes, always gave a laugh to the kids. But Jesse was, Jesse was a playboy. But he was in a band. He was getting, getting some head. Yeah, he was just, hey, I'll be right back. I'm getting head. Yeah, he was always getting head. They didn't really explore that, but that bro was getting domed up in the car because he wasn't doing it at the house.

You missed that episode. Yeah. He wasn't doing it at that house. He was personally getting tickets at the park. It's a full house, bro. Where is Uncle Jesse getting domed up? He's in the car on the San Francisco streets, bro. Uncle Jesse has the most logged car blow jobs in television history. He's in Golden Gate Park. Anna says he was getting it in the attic. That's right. They had an attic. Oh, yeah. Well, he lived in the attic. He had cops like, do not go in the attic.

No, no, he had Comet. He had Comets waiting. He would leave Comets start scratching the door. And whenever Comets start scratching the door, he'd be like, get your fucking close on, get you close on. Get you close on. Get you close on. Kimmy's here.

Kimmy Gibbler's here. Kimmy Gibbler's like, do you know, her comedic sensibility was off the Rifter scale. Where are they now? She was off. She had a life. And then she came back to it and Slade. I watched the reboot pilot. And she was on the point, still killing it.

Oh, so Kimmy Gibler was still, still had it. She was Giblin. But did she, did she do any? So you're saying she went out the business and then came back for the gap? Because they were like, hey, do you want to make $20,000 a week or $50,000? Whatever the fuck it was. Oh, no. Just a givol?

I'm like, just to hit him with some gibles. It's so cool. Like, she was like made for that role and that role. Bitch dust off your jean jacket. With the fringe. Let me gamble. They go, hey, Kimmy, if you want to come back and make $20,000 an episode. And she goes, um, let me think.

And just hit him. She still got the, yeah, yeah. Oh, boy. You know that when she clicked right in on the Zoom call. Oh, 29. Let me think about that for a second. Me, huh? Let me gable.

All I got to do is gable. Let me gable. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think I'm going to be Gibbling. She heard the rumblings about the reboot. She was waiting by the phone ready to Gaple. I'm drooling. Boy, and you know, Kurt Cameron's sister, what's her name?

So, Kurt, whatever, Cameron, uh, Candice Cameron? Candice Cameron. You know that she was like, I got to get upstage by this chick again. Dude, Kimmy Gibbler. She came in like Urkel. She came in like Urkel and just stole the show. Yeah, she did. Kimmy Gibbler.

Shout out to all the Kimmigbler stands. Did I ever tell you guys about the time I was caught? I don't know. I might have told this story on the podcast. I'm not sure, but I was caught jerking off by my mom. Okay. Well, I'm in the basement, and I'm a senior in high school, and you enter through my garage and you go right into the basement.

It's an old computer. It takes forever to, like, download or upload pornoes via the, the sublime directory and there were so many pop-ups and so there's just like a hundred pop-ups to pop-up and I hear the garage store coming out and I'm trying to is this the yeah yeah and I'm trying to click out of it quickly yeah I jump on the couch she comes in and my mom looks at the computer

and she goes my mom's pretty chill and she's like you disgust me sexy siblings yeah you disgust me yes and then I go upstairs and why did she say your boobs are huge Because, would have Britney had seen this. Right. Uh-huh. I did. I did tell it.

Ripin and the tariffin. I did tell it. It's a classic. It's because it's a classic. It was like Hot Brother on Sister Action and it was two siblings fucking, which is a weird, it's a weird pop-up. Why is that a pop-up? It really pisses me off. It doesn't it piss you guys off that like that's so prevalent?

Are we talking about this? Can we cut to commercial? Yeah, well, but it's step, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But still, it's like, what? Allegedly! No, not still. I mean, I'm not justifying it.

I'm not justifying it. No, you're allowed to. It's a, it's, even your steps, like, sister or whatever, you're like, you probably have been around them for most of your life and now you want to fuck them? That's gross, dude. Yeah, it is fucked up. Guys, let's not bury the freaking headline here. You know what started at all.

What? Do you guys remember the movie Clueless? The whole movie is about Paul Rudd being her stepbrother and Alicia Silverstone wants to bone him. No, he works at the dad's law firm. No, they're step people together, brother and sister. Siblings. I don't think so. I don't really remember that movie.

But you're forgetting the Brady Bunch. Wait, what happened in that one? That's true. We're all forgetting the Brady Bunch. If your TV breaks now, do you get a... TV repair man? Is that even a job anymore? Or you just buy a new...

You can't be, right? You just buy a new TV. I was thinking of that the other day. I was like, if this TV were to break, I would just buy a new TV. I wouldn't even... I remember specifically, on multiple occasions, a TV repair man coming to the house. I remember our VCR breaking. My dad took it to the VCR repair man.

I'm like, that doesn't fucking exist anymore. Well, because a lot of the times, for old TVs, there was a bulb. in there correct so like if the bulb was all fucked up you had to like open it up and replace that and then VHS sometimes the tape would get caught so you'd have to take it somewhere to get it out yep or you'd have to he'd have to clean the heads remember that shit right did you guys have the the little red sports car that would rewind the tapes for you yes I did oh yeah baby that must be the glass elevator generation because I don't know what the fuck you're talking about home boy you didn't have a rewind

No, fuck no. It was a specific machine to rewind. So you didn't fuck your heads up on your VCR. It would go hella fast and then slow down towards the end so it didn't snap. Oh, so sick. I did not have, that was a luxury. In the 90s. It looks like a little red sports car.

The little red COVID. Yes, points. Baby we rewind so fast. Oh, wow. Okay, wow. God damn. That was a luxury. We didn't have that.

better in my home at Adam's wedding we were talking about something your brother was the all-star by the way I'll give him the crown he came in the fucking baby did you not hear about it Kyle you heard about this right

your brother comes up and he goes we were talking about something he goes I mean shit my brother I always looked up to him he had the world record for Pogo he said I had it and I go what? Yeah he said you had it and I go I don't remember this when he goes when we were kids

and I go how old and he was like he was like 12 and I was like nine or eight or whatever and I go Kyle had the world record for Pogo sticking at 12 he goes I go no he didn't and he goes yeah no he like he like slept leaning up against the wall the whole thing was that you just couldn't get off the stick and I go wow Adam new a check baby newch your brother lied to you when you were super young and impressionable and you've got this your whole life and he goes no it's impossible I go, think about it. He slept leaning up against a wall on a pogo stick, and his face fell off.

Oh, what a sweet man. And he was like, I got a text. That was from the tequila, right? Yeah, I think he might have know something. But he's a storyteller, man. There's been plenty of, he's a story believer. You're a liar. No, but he also does a lot of like filling in blanks to make it awesome in his mind.

Big fishes. He big fishes. Yeah, it's big fish. Big Fish is like what that was like our family movie like when that movie came out we all looked at each other and we're like that movie fucking rocks worst movie because it's all about tall tail I love Big Fish too I saw it twice in the theater dude that movie rocks so bad yeah that movie kicked butt dude that's one of my favorite movies of all time I didn't recall liking it's a bad movie it's a fantastic no it rules and also it didn't come out when we were kids we were adults utterly forgettable absolutely memorable and just like you know touching there was a big fish i believe yeah there was a big fish at the end there was a truth to it and there was truth to all the characters as well but the in the fabric in between all of that was was made up you know embellished if you will okay so we think however you need to explain it so we think he made this story up about you being this pogo pro i think he knows that i wanted it

when i was eight years old and we were in korea or do we think that you might have told him this story when you were really young and he put that little colonel back here and we're only no we're only two years apart that's not that's not happening then he's an idiot and found out how dumb he was no he just plays he just plays in reality what's just no dude his heart broke when i was like think about this no it didn't he was drunk he was acting bro trust i guarantee this no he played you in that moment oh shit so durves was the one that got oh oh my god it's the fucking biggest reveal oh shit

you got you got new and checked bro and that's why you don't like the movie motherfucker he'll take it all you just got new it checked it's the newest punk you might get new a check in this

in this universe you guys are creating my family my family always says now like don't ruin a good story with the truth that's like what their shit is Okay, why? That's bad, dude. Are they, are they QAnon? Yeah.

No, I know. I know it's not a great place to live, but that is something that is a... It's going around the family. Your family says this? It happens. Huh? Your family says this? Yeah.

Who? At what point? Like, when? My mom says that. When is she saying this? Like, when was that? Were you like laying in bed and she was reading your stories? And she was like, you know, speaking of stories.

It's a family motto. Whenever you're telling a good story and you kind of embellish a little bit. And then somebody. calls the other person out, then you're like, hey, man, let me tell my fucking story. That's basically what it is. You know what I mean? Like, there's no reason for you to cut in front. This is a ride. Hey, and Kyle, I agree with that. I love that about your family. I think that's fun. I'm creating a ride for the people who are listening right now. Yeah, that's fun. Yeah, but when I hear your story, I go, that's a lie. Like, when I, when I hear Adam tell a story and I'm like, I was there, it wasn't that crazy. But guess what story you just told? And then, like, you know, it keeps going. Yeah, it's not as fun. It's cool. Yeah, it does keep going. Like how when you're sitting watching Big Fish and you're like, is this

over? And no, just it keeps going. Shut up, bitch. That's weird. Why don't you like that movie? That's a trip and a half. I got to watch it again. I thought it was, I thought it was stupid. Yeah, no, I got that. I get all of those adjectives, but what's up? I thought it was like, uh, I didn't like the tone.

What happened to you? Um, you what is it? No, what is it? I didn't like the tone at all. The tone of magic, like fairy tale? They're like, hi, I'm a guy going from town. of town. Oh, you're tall. Ooh. I remember a tall guy. It's a Tim Burton movie. It's Ewan McGregor.

You and McGregor. Albert Finney. Billy Cruttup. Finney kills it. Jessica Lang. Crudder kills it. So do you not fuck with Tim? Hi. I mean, that's a good impression. I fuck with Tim Burton hard, bro.

That is one of the worst Tim Burton movies for sure. It's a departure. But what, you like big eyes better than that? I'm sorry? They like big eyes better than that. that one. What's that? I don't even know big eyes is. Big eyes. It's another, it's another Burton departure, man. Oh, so you're lumping, you're lumping big fish with big eyes. Oh, we're talking departures. No, I'm just saying it's a departure from his regular tone.

Like, this was a... I don't think it was that big of a departure. It seems like... No, he's goth and dark. It was, normally he's very much more macabra than that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a macabra storyteller. I get what he's saying. Macabra. Yeah. Abra macabra. Macabra. When somebody does something bad, just calling it a departure is kind of a cool way to put it. Yeah, it's fully excused. That's not what I'm saying, though. That's not what I'm saying. No, I know. I know. You're saying Tim Barton has a very specific tone and look. But it is cool to say departure as like a... Tom Martin. Tom Martin. Who said Tim Martin? Who said Tim Martin? Blake.

Wait, but listen. The fact that I'm 100% always the one to say words wrong, the fact that Blake just said it, so pumped, dude. Tim Barton. I love, look, I love Tim Burton, and I was so pumped to go into that movie. And then when it took its departure to bad movie land, I was like, no, no, thank you.

You're out of your mind, bro. All right. Now arriving bad movie. Now arriving, bad movie land. So you felt betrayed by the departure. Yes. That's what you felt, you felt betrayed. Because it's not a bad movie. Edward Sizerhands is my top 10, probably. Yeah, that's great. I love that movie. That movie rules. Oh, it's fantastic. So you felt betrayed. Do you like a certain flavor?

Peewee's Big Adventure, both of his Batman's. Yeah. I like a certain flavor. Yeah, don't change the flavor. Don't change your Burton flavor. You want, you want, you want that to stick. You want that black licorice, marshmallow, cucumber. That sugar, watermelon. Marshmallow, baby. Cotton candy marshmallow.

You must have been iron that beer pong table. Island boy. Just stand on the ledge of our house. Oh, yeah. No, bro. I was probably drinking on some jungle juice, dude. It was sick, dude, just a barrel of, like, a bunch of mixed drink. It was sick. Uh-huh. No, this is when we lived in the dinosaur house.

This is post-jungle juice era. Okay, okay, got you. I remember when we used to fuck up jungle juice, and that was a, that was a very nasty. Me too, in big-ass tubs, bro. We used to do it in garbage camp. I remember you, I remember very clearly. You dressed as a treasure troll. I was dressed as a treasure troll as a Halloween party.

Yeah. a stirring jungle juice with a fucking two by four. Oh, that's boss. It was. Yeah, with a two by four that we like found outside. It was gross. It was dope. That's life.

It's fucking dope. Only because, only because I had been to frat houses and I had seen how they make jungle juice. And I'm like, yeah, it's just a ton of shit. We'll just do it like that. And then also our parties, there's only like 20 people there. You know what I mean? It wasn't like a frat. It wasn't like a frat party where there's like 200 people there to drink this.

I know. There was like 15, 20 of us. And then, of course, you'd turn it into like a challenge. It's like, we got to finish it. Yeah, we're like, we're finishing this. Why? It was just like every type of alcohol we possibly could. Well, dude, do you remember after that shit?

Teddy, friend of the show, put the fucking shit into like, like, jars, like Tupperware and put it in the fridge and saved that shit. He was saving it. So we took the jungle juice out of the, trash can put it in the fridge and then that became the challenge for the next like fucking year like they were like in our kitchen for a to drink it for the next year yeah it's like who wants to go after the jungle juice like let's do it some breakfast jj does it go bad no it's in the fridge no it's pure alcohol i remember at that party i remember at that party

i mixed uh two monster energy drinks mixed with vodka and beer boned it well uh and uh oh yeah My heart almost exploded. I remember immediately, like, upon the last gulp, was like, and that was the worst idea I've ever heard in my life. Goodbye. How fun was it to be around you after that? That was my heartbeat. No, so scary. So scary.

Yeah. It's like, he's going to die. He's going to die. I'm like, oh, this is a funky bee. You just turned into human jungle music? Dude, it's terrible. Are there any takebacks, apologies, giveaways? I would like to take back to ourselves, our 19, 20, 21-year-old cells for drinking that jungle juice.

I feel like that was a poor decision, and we probably took, I wish there was like a little tracker. This is, now, this is a good app. A geo-tracker? No, where you just, like, kind of put in, like, what you're about to do, and then that shows you how much time that's going to take off your life. And you can go, like, oh, shit. Oh, shit. This, actually, drinking this jungle juice will take like a week and a half off my life. Maybe it's not worth it.

Or maybe it is. Would you do anything? What? Like, change his lifestyle? My bro is still going to send it. Or do you think it would be like now a contest where it's like, yo, that only took five years off your life? Watch this. I'm going to take 10 years.

Pussy. I'm going to take 25. That's what I'm saying. If we could walk up to each other and flash our app and show how many lifetime burritos we've ate and then like just be like, yo, dude, I'm like 20 ahead of you right now. Wait, do you have any takebacks? Yeah, I do have, I wrote something down, Adam. I'm sorry I called you a scab. Yeah, thank you.

I know you weren't. You were actually on the picket lines, and you are a freaking soldier for that, dude, and I respect you. Well, thank you. And if I worked there, I would have took you to Russia. It would have been sick. Dude, we would have been going to Russia, dude.

Several times. Russia. We would have been living in Russia. Russia. we had one of us have a stroke on the podcast gotta be good that'd be good for ratings yeah i heard before you have a stroke you smell orange chicken yeah yeah i would be crying dude if i saw you go down homie i'd be like fucking oh my god like that would be you'd be bummed i would be so like real bummed who would be the most bummed do we think out of the four of us if if if i were to just

die most bummed i guess if i could see your face while you were passed out, I think I would start crying. If you were, if I could like see your face, like, if you fell backwards and passed out like that and it was like not moving, I think that would fucking send me into a tailspin. Are we talking about who would be the most bummed immediately or like a week later kind of smoke is sort of cleared. We're kind of some people are getting over it. What happened?

Like who stays the most bummed? I think it would have. No, I guess I guess we're talking about like, like immediately like who's the most bummed. Kyle. I'm scared. I'm scared out of my mind. I'm scared out of my mind. And that's another episode of...

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