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Episode Date: October 21, 2025

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crucially important. Let's go. Oh my goodness. Have you started, Blake, have you started every episode with that? Does every episode have that at the beginning? I wouldn't say it's every episode,

but it's a lot, a lot of, a lot of episodes. If you were here, you'd know, bitch. I'd kick off a lot that way. I'm curious. I mean, I'm asking even the ones I was a part of. Like, is that a thing that you do everyone?

Do you remember? No. Simon Rex just tweeted that, uh, let's go is to guys what, uh, woo is to girls. You know how like you'd go, like, you'd go like out to a restaurant or or something. There's a lot of like drunk girls there. You just hear like, woo. Like, yes, bitch.

Woo! I got to say, I'm guilty of that, too. Wolf Howling, a little bit of wooing. Yeah. I feel like your let's-goes are more prevalent than your... Blake rides them waves, though. He'll, uh... Yeah, I'll hit a Let's go.

Whatever's on that hot shit is what Blake's going to be doing. Did you guys see the National Championship game the other night after the Georgia one? The QB was just like, let's go. Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! It can't escape it, guys. I know. Well, what it is is... I love it. Love it. Yeah, it's it's dumb people, really, really dumb people who, idiots, fucking morons.

Okay, who are you to judge? It is a placeholder for a real true thought. Fucking idiot bitches. No, I think it's just people that don't have anything else to say. Right. It's when you have no words yourself and you just, this is the thing people say. know and they'll know that I know and I know that they know. It's an exclamation, dude. You can't always think of what's going to come out of it.

It's a knee jerk. You're not thinking about what you're going to say. Yes, I'm saying it's a knee jerk, but it's a new age boo-ya. Like, I'm more of a boo-ya guy. Yeah. Boom-shakalaka. Haven't we covered this? We've covered this whole thing, right?

Tons. Yeah, I'm a boom-shakalaka guy. We come back to it a lot because Adam truly is infuriated by the Let's go away. It's every four episodes. Let's stop. Let's go, man. It's never going to stop. Stop.

No. It's never going to stop. It's just, you just have to ride the wave, and right now the wave is huge. It's cresting, bro. So it's not going anywhere. Once a wave has that much energy, dog, it keeps ghosts. Let's go! Let's go!

I'm pissed now. Let me, Adam, let me, let me, can I saddle you with something, Adam? Please saddle me. Come up with something better. Strap me in your leathers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Like, let's get going. Yeah. No, too many words. No, no. First of all, it's for Adam to do. Oh, and that was bad. I know. That was the point.

Adam, I think if you seriously put your nose to the grindstone, as I know you do, that means doing cocaine, right? Come up with something that's better. I'm a grindstoneer. You know? What could you do? What's your version? Hi.

Oh, yeah. That's cool. What about a yes, mommy? That's pretty good. Yes, mommy's good. Yes, mommy. The new let's go is kids are saying sheesh a lot now, right? Yes, sir.

She's she as a let's go I think young thug might have started that one Sheesh Okay Instead of like So you just win the national championship The reporter comes rushing up to you Hey what do you have to say

You just won the national championship And you go yes mommy I wish Okay dokey Dude that's way better than let's go That's like a bad like a babo boo People are like wait what is going on right now Yes mommy

We got to get our own Baba Bowie Right like how people shout that at golf outings to be like, I'm a Howard Stern fan or whatever. We have it. It's Popo Zau. Popozo. No. Kevin Fetterline has Popo Zout. Yeah. We are

children of KFET. Guys, I do want to one time on the pod have a serious competition where we all... No, sir, I don't like it. Try to sing a song as well as we can. No joke about it. Oh, dude, I was thinking about that, Blake. Here it is. What do you mean? I was singing the old

Folgers theme because I got this. Okay. Should we each try that? Okay. Yeah. I'm an Oakland coffee man. Yeah, I'll start. And don't be funny about it. No, no, I was testing my mic and I was doing it. Okay, you ready? Let me wet my whistle. So weirdly, why did Folgers give us? They sent me a mug too in like 5K cups.

Because they're fucking geez. They get it. Yeah. Big shout out. Yeah, and they have the best theme song of all time. And here it goes. Here's my rendition. All right. Let's hear it. The best part awake. Getting up is Folgers in your cup. Okay. Okay.

Very good. Started off rough. I love it. Rough, rough. Yeah, wasn't, I mean, it's cool. It's cool to hear someone try. And that's, I think, what it's. All right.

Well, I think I should. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, that's okay. I want to redo. Okay, wait. Ders, now really try. The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup. He rushed it

He rushed it at the end He did He kind of pulled the rip cord on it Yeah Colges in your cup I think what happened is Ders got a little scared At the end

He was being a little vulnerable I was scared my career Was gonna take off Yeah he was being a little vulnerable By singing And that scared him I don't want to get pigeon held As a musician

You have a very Who was that Raspie Raspie voice Yeah who was that guy In like the 90s He had kind of a mullet He was like Rick Ashley

Are we talking in the 90s? Yeah, wait, no, what was that guy's name? He was fucking cool. You're talking about Don Henley of the Eagles. No, I'm not talking about Don Henley. His name was... What was that guy's name? Fuck, I'm going to have to really...

Tom Waits. What do you mean? Yes, Tom Waits. There's a ton of people with raspy voices. It wasn't Tom Waits. It was like he didn't sing Desperato. Brian Adams? Is it Brian Adams?

Brian Adams? It's not Brian Adams, but you are Brian Adams adjacent. Did he sing on the Robin Hood soundtrack or not? He must have. This guy was built for the Robin Hood soundtrack. Oh, four. One. And one for all.

All right. All right, Blake. It was Rod Stewart. It's obviously Rod Stewart. It's not Rod Stewart. It's freaking... Hey, well, Blake, if you don't know, then you don't know. And it's your turn to sing. Okay. All right.

Durs, I really liked that. Thank you. You can't set it up. and then try to dodge the sing. All right, all right, here we go. All right. All right. The best part of waking up is forgers in your cup.

Wow, with the flourishes. He put a little flourish. Yeah, it sounded real. Yeah, I put a little flourish on it. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, that was nice. That was great.

I mean, that was a good rendition, bro. See, here's what's cool is that, Adam, you sing. I don't sing. though. And I'm wondering how much better yours is actually going to be than ours. Yeah, come on. Yeah, probably not much better. That's the thing is I don't sing. No, don't preface. Okay.

Go ahead. Let's hear it. The best part of waking up is forches in yokely. Wow. In yoke me a hell yeah. That was really good. I don't know. I don't know the song. Yeah, I like that. You made it your own. No, that was really, really good. It was like

a much higher register. Arguably the best. There's part of waking up His soldiers in your car Now that one has some stink on it I like that Yeah See that's more my range

I thought it was higher That was skinny Luther right there Hello and welcome Hey and we're back Different vibe Let it rip, turned up Feeling good baby Feeling good baby

yo so to me this is how i know i'm old when i'm in a grocery store because to me that's a grocery store banger oh sure we're old enough at least i'm old enough now that when i'm in the grocery store and a song like that comes on i'm nod in my head man yeah yeah for real yeah you're got some real bangers that hit me at my age you know what i mean yeah it's not worth like analyzing that any further than just a head nod and a smile dude you know what a song i have that like when i hear it it just puts a a smile on my face. It is, I love your smile. Do, do, do, do, do. Do, do. Do, do. Obviously. I've had that song in my head for 20 years.

That's like my go-to. I'm lonely. I'm going to whistle. I'm taking a leak in a weird gas station. If that comes on in the grocery store, I'm dropping the milk and I am dancing a little bit. I'm doing a shimmy. You're dropping it? Yeah. That's a mess. It's a mess, but I can't help myself. You might slip. I've been deep on my 80s shit for a while now. Okay. I feel like that was the decade. I feel like I would have really shined in the 80s. I love all the music from that era.

I, uh, you know, I could, you know, wear a Letterman jacket, I feel. I feel like I could pull off a Letterman jacket. Talk to me about your 80s. Yeah. About my, I was, what? I was, you know, a child. No, no, no, sorry. About like, about what, I know, but you're talking about letter jackets as opposed

to like Petchop Boys. Because the 80s was quite diverse So I'm saying Duran Duran Sure, yeah Are you talking You're more like Hairband 80s

And like Or Huey Lewis 80s Amelia Estevez Yeah men at work Or like the cure You know No I'm more of like Talking heads

The cure I think I went to the cure I went to the cure Like almost first in my mind But also I Talking heads I love Yeah fuck you Sure

But also I'll I'll fuck up some Eddie money Dude I'm not afraid Okay, all right. There's a lot of people out there that are afraid of Eddie Money. Dude, they are. Well, they're afraid to admit that they like Eddie Money. A lot of people think that that's not cool.

His voice is super solid. He has the coolest name ever in rock music. Eddie Money. Doobie Brothers. The Doobie Brothers, that's pretty good. I mean, that's good, but that's... The Doobie Brothers is great, bro. To me, like, that's the greatest of all time is, who are you guys?

We're the Doobie Brothers. I do really like the new series of Adam playing songs off his phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, his voice is good. His voice is money. But that's not his hit, right? Doesn't he have a bigger one than that? Take me home tonight is pretty damn big.

Yeah, that's the one. Take me home tonight. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah, that was that song. You knew that was the same song. That's the one that you want to drink beer on a beer. or you want to be on a boat I feel

You want to be blazed Yeah 80s is good Well yacht rock Right that's 80s right Or is it late It's mostly in the 80s Was yacht rock? Maybe it's a deeper cut

But shaken Is a fucking Bangor by Eddie Moore What's shaking? What's that sound like? Hold on Let me let me let me pull it up a little bit What do you got there

A chocolate payday? Dude I'm eating a fucking One of your guys Oh love it Yeah Here hold on There's no bullshit It's great

I don't like to eat bullshit. There's no way. Never mind. Well, that's the first time I've ever heard that song. Yeah. Hey, dude. Blake, that song rits, dude. Thank you, man.

The quintessential Eddie Money song, Shiver, or whatever you called it. I played his, by far, his biggest hit. And Blake's like, no. And then Blake doesn't even recognize it. There has to be a bigger hit. Here, I'm going to play you this fucking garbage pill. music. Right.

Dude, no, that was for sure an 80s stripper anthem, dude. That song sounded like a kitchen during an earthquake. That sounded like you made something on garage band. Like, did you like it? Because there's actually my band. Yeah. This is Nettie Money. This is Blakey Money.

That's my band Freddy Monkey. Okay, okay, I know another one. That's really good. What about here we go and hear me out, arguably better than take me home tonight. Two tickets to pay. Paradise. That's the one he plays on the commercials, right? Two tickets to paradise.

And you know what? I would argue, don't like it as much. What? Yeah. Take me home tonight is the better of the... I'm pissed now! Because what? Two tickets?

That's only two... I want more than my two tickets. I mean, four tickets to Paradise. Well, I think he's going with his girl or whatever. You know, but yeah, I mean, trips are more fun if you'd go with, like, a group of friends, you know? Just wants a threesome. I want one of you guys in a threesome. I'd preach.

Whenever I'm at a truck stop, I just want to like see, like, how much trouble I could get in and how quickly it could happen. Oh, what do you mean? What? Like, if, how easy it would be to get meth. I've never done meth. But, I mean, I would like, I do want to find out, like, how easy it is to get meth at a truck stop. Wow. It's easy.

Is it? Yeah. I think to get meth, you just have to be diagnosed with ADD, right? and then you all the all the truckers have it you want to know where it really goes down yeah blake weighing stations all right truck weighing stations right if you want the good shit go to the weighing stations that's where they're all pulled off they're all doing their their business zipping up for the drive and you know that because hey blake that's not a real it is a real thing why do you know this that's not a real thing it absolutely is truck weighing stations i know that okay you want to come at me bro i would

love to let's go please come at me guys uh wane stations happen on the side of the road it's truck by truck that's not where you buy your meth or get your your low end hooker that's not where that happens okay i bet if you're in the little station that's like weighing the trucks if you're in the booth you're the one who can have the meth and you're the one who can be like hey here's your meth playboy you know what i mean well sure i'm saying i'm saying as like a generality any truck stop at America, I think you can. I think there's a high probability of getting meth. I don't know if it's at the Wayne Station. Blake, what is your, tell us why this is a way station over a truck stop? Because truck stops are way brighter. They're way more populated. They have families there getting gas. The

truckway station is truckers only. No families are pulling over for that. But the truck way station, correct me if I'm wrong. The truck waste station is run by the state, right? That's correct. I've never gone in a way station as opposed to just like a private business that doesn't give a fuck what's happening there that is honors that is correct and Kyle you're saying it's like a service window like they pull up and they go if that's what I yeah but they're all on camera I mean every they're all on camera okay I got it I know where I know something even better I know where it is Kyle where it's say it on three one two three rest areas rest areas rest area break check spots where they're checking their brakes okay no you know what really is it's you know those

those runaway truck ramps is a bagel at the top of that there's always a leprechaun with hell a math yeah this is where you get your meth you take a manhole cover off the street yes you climb into the sewer uh no blake it's it's a truck stop it's truck stops for sure and they sleep in their trucks at night no sure you can at a rest area too that's where people get abducted yes that's a good place to get abducted look i will say this at a truck stop you are competing with these hats, if that makes sense. Absolutely. Thank you. I'm spending my money on... And those showers, you know,

depending on how long, they only cost a couple of times. But if you're in there for 40 minutes. It's literally your pocket change. You could take a shower and get cleaned up. It's amazing. Yeah. I think it goes hand in hand with someone that buys hats like that. Also might be in the market for meth.

You might be a meth head. It's the same brain that goes after it. And that's why it's stocked with the coolest hats. Right. Come for the hats leave with the meth leave for the meth to your point when if you walk into a good truck stop like the flying jay the first thing they have is that little like showcase with all the like diamonds crystals and daggers and stuff oh my knives yeah you have to be on meth to buy that stuff to buy in the like the like skilty sky mall the middle of the sky mall with the curvy blades

and shit oh yeah oh yeah i mean i did get a sick ass sweatshirt from one of these truck stops that said it was like a guy that was getting married and he had a frowny face and he was standing next to his girl and it said sentence to wife and I wore that for I wore that forever hey yeah I kind of remember it was white correct yeah it was white and they looked like bathroom imagery yeah I remember you rocking that right yeah yeah yeah so sick let's go yes mommy Yes, my me. There's a lot of land, a lot of land, okay? Top golf is cool, but there are times when little changes to the game can backfire.

I will take a hard stance. I freaking hate cosmic bowling. Do you remember when that shit took over, like the glow-in-the-dark bowling? That's how I met my wife. He's up. That's how you met your wife was during a cosmic bowling? It's the worst thing to happen to bowling alleys. It's terrible.

Explain yourself. Go ahead. What, why it sucks? Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. Because it's not fucking bowling. It's like all these lights, all these distractions, all this bullshit, all this black light.

Exactly. Are you, oh, wait, I think we figured it out. You're scared. It's too dark. No, the game is fine how it is. It doesn't need these elements. You think real aliens are going to show up, don't you? I'm not scared.

I'm not scared of nothing. Oh, mommy. I'm not scared aliens. Kyle, it's not really cosmic. It's just dark and black lights. There's no aliens. I'm not scared. Oh, mommy.

So you think it takes away. like the pureness of bowling? I think it's great for like parties and stuff, I guess, but it's suck. That's what it's for. That's what it's for. No, fuck that. If you're under six. Well, it's not, if you're trying, you notice they're not doing cosmic bowling tournaments. It's just for like high school lock-ins and shit.

Oh, I know Adam was all about some lock-ins. Oh, dude, I was trying to stay locked. These girls are locked in here with me? I was trying to stay locked in. No one can leave? I feel good. And then it's just me hacky-sacking in the corner, hoping that that impresses one of them.

Look at these giant bowling shoes. Still over here. I'm not going anywhere. I'm locked in. 601, 602, 603. I'm into the tiny, sweaty one, aggressively hacky-sacking in the corner. Slamming pitchers of Coke.

Hey, I'll be right here. You want a ball? Unlimited Coca-Cola. I might have a sprite later. Yeah. When I call my mom to pick me up in the morning, and I go, oh, mommy. So I'm sorry, real quick.

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subscribe to Lava for Good Plus on Apple Podcasts. That's where my dad hides his weed in an old Folgers can. Yeah, it really is the best part of waking up. Wake and beg. I don't know why he hides it, because who's he hiding it from? You, so you don't smoke his weed. Smoking!

also is he hiding it or just keeping it in a place your mom will take that shit yeah man roll it up and light it no you have to go in his shed it's behind his toolbox it's hidden yeah it's fully like he has to explain where it is let a man live an exciting life yeah you know that shit's important i think it is like you know it's uh the older generation is still thinking that they're going to go to prison with like 11 dollars of wheat on them i have knives hidden all over my house I believe that about you. Also, though, Folger's cans were, they used to come in a can before these curing things popped off. Go off. Go off. The cans were perfect to put stuff in.

If you saved them, you washed them out, you could put stuff in them. Tax, screws. They're perfect for workshops. So, you know, maybe your pop's got something baked in there where he's like, hey,

baked in for where he puts his weed, you know, just a storage container. This is where I get my, work done yeah get a little screwed up in the workshop by the way go ahead blake well i was just saying like also half the fun of smoking weed is when it's illegal and you can get in trouble doing it maybe he's just kind of trying to hold on to that mystique you hide your weed you go off and have a puff that's done though right you know i love weed and i love weed uh like here in california it's

fun all the other things like having can you know the company that i invested in having like Like having that be a legal thing that you could go to the store and buy or any of the like little cookies that you can go buy and little little candies. But there is something pretty special about when he was illegal and you had to be like on the side. On the side of like your mom's house, quick, quick taking a few rips before you had family dinner. Right. Smoke weed every day. So yeah. So my, so I smoke a lot like, you know, when I do and I'm on that tip right now.

Nice, dude. I'm still going to send it. Nice. And I got a three-year-old, right? And my three-year-old is like, like, if I have, like, a fucking peanut brittle cup or something like that, he'll be like, you eat chocolate? You have chocolate? Right. Now I come in to, like, read him a story, and I'm fucking smelling like weed because I just went and fucking toked up because I want to do my best in the story.

Daddy smells like giggles. Sticky? You have sticky kind? Smoky. And he was like, he was like, what do you smell like? Like I came in smelling like weed and he's like, what is that smell? And I was like, uh, uh, and my wife's like, just say plant medicine. Okay.

Plant medicine. And I was like, all right, cool. I smell like plant medicine. And that's what it is. Plant medicine. That's a really good, uh, good weed name. You should open, start that. Call it God's burp.

I remember as a really young kid smelling like my mom wouldn't let me go downstairs when my dad was with his brothers and they'd be down there. and they were obviously smoking weed but what they would do is also just chain smoke cigarettes to mask the smell so I never really noticed the weed smell that was that strong I would be like oh this cigarette smell

smells different than it normally does that shit's important So do you think you should start to smoke to again to sort of mask the weed smell or you're just... I agree. Wait what? What was that? You got to start smoking cigarettes again me to mask it for my kid? Yeah. Or get off the podcast. Or get off the pod.

Okay, well, you know, that's an easy choice. Hello. Pull the rip cord. Here we go again. We're back. If it's you and your girl and another guy is going to be involved, it can't be a homie. It has to be your high school rival. It has to be the head of your rival dojo.

Right. You got to bury the hatchet somehow And a better way than to go on a romantic vacation To bury the hatchet In your girl Yeah, burying something Okay That's how you fuck

Take me home tonight But maybe it'd be cool to have your girl Like, okay So you find your nemesis from high school And you go, yo, you get a threesome He sees your girl He's like, yeah, she's, babe, let's do it And then you've already told your girl

And she's down with this Because she knows you hate this guy To be like, you can't fuck harder than that Yeah. And even if his dick's way bigger than yours, she just is like, why is your dick feel so weird in me? And you go, babe, this is a great prank. Yeah.

Yeah, you'd shame them well? Yeah, yeah, exactly. I love this prank. While you're watching him, fuck your girl. You're shaming him while you're watching it. You know, she's doing it. And you're looking at like, hey, honey, come on, come back. I'm having a good time.

Yeah. And the best part is that, like, behind your back later, she runs off with him. This is a great prank. Because the dick actually was good. This is a fun prank. And then they get married. Oh my gosh And you're on the street one day

And they pull up in a Ferrari Okay, now you're talking And they hand you a million dollar bill And you're like, poned you And you go, oh my God, thank you And he goes, that's not real bitch And they peel out as she gives him head, right? Okay, dude

That's the prank That's a fun prank That's a prank That is a fucking That's a royal poning, bro And then you just walk into traffic that's a funny prank dude but nothing hits you yeah and then you nothing hits you but a truck but it doesn't kill you know that truck hits you you're dead and then that's the ultimate prank

dude right right and then they come to your funeral and you're like I guess I hope they're here because you're dead you don't know oh man you know there's a funeral you know there's a funeral but nobody comes to I'm pissed now because you did because you lost all your teeth a long time ago and they don't know who you are uh you're just a John Doe that's the prank that's the good prank that's the prank because you didn't have any teeth to identify the body because you lost them all

because you were just meth addict yeah so that's the threesome you want absolutely absolutely all right good good deal bud we really miss the boat by not starting our own by employing Blake's stepdad

for our company and have the meat jerking beef boys release their own batch Because his stepdad makes There's his Blake's stepdad Makes the best fucking beef jerky I've ever had And I am a connoisseur

I eat beef jerky Five times a week I'm always jerking out the jewelry Yeah you're a jerker I'm a jerky boy You eat jerky five times a week Yeah dude that's why I'm so poofy looking For what a meal?

No it's a little snack It's afternoon delight How much you eat in a bag because I can go through a bag. No, not a whole bag. Not a whole bag. Just a few tender strips. Okay, okay.

I've been fucking with old trappers what I've been fucking with. Let me ask you, do you ever go into the turkey jerky zone? Are you purely a beef? Why? I do when I'm trying to not have a bloated head. I go, I get the turkey.

And then I just go jacklings, you know, because some of the other turkeys, you can't trust it. Right. Now, do you like it moist? Lay off, me. I'm starving. I feel like there's a whole new genre of jerky where it's like actually moist.

It's still kind of juicy. I love that. That's the best. Or do you like it dry where you got to fucking like tear a couple teeth out to get into it? It's a delicate balance, dude. No, moist. I don't like it too wet. Yeah.

I don't like when my hands, it looked like I just ate some ribs or something. I'm like, I'm just trying to be a jerky boy. Usually it's like while I'm driving or something, you know? Put a pin in that. We're going to circle back to jerky boys. What, you put the little pack of jerky between your legs and you kind of Just get down in there? Yeah, just some crotch nibbles.

Mm, my boy. Remember when I bowled a 300 and we bowling? That is so much different. So much. And I freaking slayed a Slayer song, a guitar hero, but that doesn't count. I still can't play a lick. Don't sell yourself short. That's cool.

I bet you could do something, cool. I just had a memory about all of us. Kyle, were you there when we bowled Chris Hart? Hardwick. Hardwick? All four of us bowled against one Chris Hardwick, and we got MIRP. Yeah, he beat us. He was sick.

That guy, uh, he scored some points. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did. Yes, points. Wow, there it is. Adam, have you ever owned your own bowling ball? Uh, or shoes, or shoes? No, there was a summer.

Yes, I stole several pairs that then were my shoes. Uh, but, uh, that's icky frowned upon in the community? No, it was, it was, uh, it was, uh, In, I think, seventh grade or eighth grade, me and my buddy, Danny Hendricks, we went bowling every day. It was a dollar a game at Cougar Lane's in Omaha, Nebraska. Shout out. And we went every day. And I got good.

I did get good. I haven't been in a long time, so I don't know how often you're bowling. Maybe your skills are a little sharper than mine. He's starting to back. But I think I remember Kyle being good. Yeah, I'm very good. I don't remember you having any discernible talent when it comes to bowling. Wow. That's wild, bro. This is big.

I don't remember that. I remember Kyle being good. I don't remember Blake being good at Bowling. Blake would plug in. Blake can plug in. I've seen him plug in. Better than you. Thank you, Kyle. I remember Kyle doing the, where you cradle it with your hand and you spin it thing. Yeah. Yes, I have a wicked spin. I do not use the thumb. Kyle has a crazy style. I just used the two middle fingers in the ball. I don't even have a thumb drilled in the hole because I'm just palming it.

Oh, my God. I thought you didn't even use your fingers at all. I thought you just had it. No, because you want to rip up like a fucking buzzsaw. You know what I mean? You want to rip it up, get that hook on it. Oh, yes, mommy. Big check hands.

I got a horrible throw. I throw it backwards. Are you lefty? Yeah. How heavy was your ball? I bowed with a 12-pounder, I think. It was not that heavy. Yeah.

It's very light. Yeah. But it's because of the effort that I have. had to get that spin, you have to exert a lot of effort and energy. Well, see, I haven't I don't think I've gone for years. I used to go... I haven't gone for years, donkey.

I haven't gone for years, donkey. What, yo ass! I haven't gone for years. I bet now I would roll with like a 30 pound ball, dude. You can't. You can't. It's like 16 is the top, I think. 16 is the max, bro. Yeah. Do you lift? I don't know. I would go with like a six-pounder probably. Did I do

that? What's the lightest? The lightest you can go. Yeah, you can go six pounds. I feel like nowadays, I roll with like a 35 pound ball. I go CCH pounder. Hey, okay. Adam, no, wait, wait, wait. So we were just talking about how you pivot the sport to like cooler things, but honestly, like super heavy bowling. I'm kind of in on, dude. Oh, my God. Oh, that is a good idea. Like strong man bowling. That's a good idea. Dude, I would love to dislocate a shoulder by trying to roll a 50 pound bowling ball down. Yes. What would that do to the pins?

And the pins are heavier, too. Dude, it just disintegrates them if you hit them with enough force. And Blake, how do you feel about smaller and smaller golf balls? Is that cool? Is that fun? That's kind of cool. I don't know. How about when you go to a fancy, like, resort, and when you get there, they're like,

they had the tray with the juices for you and your special person, and you drink it, and it's so fucking good. What is this specific place you're talking about here? Well, when you go to like a nice hotel or resort or something. Like usually Hawaii, like tropical places, yeah. Okay, gotcha. Yeah, I never go with the water, though. I 100% go with the alcohol drink to kind of kick that weekend off.

Sure, sure. Yeah, right, when they ask you at the front desk. But the issue is they always give you like the, the one that just hits you over the head, the flavor of sensation. And they give you to you in like a tiny cup. You go for the alcohol one, like when you give your luggage to the bellman, and they're like, hey, welcome, and there's an alcohol one you say that? That's probably where? Mexico. Yeah, Mexico. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Mexico.

Just off to the races. In Hawaii, I don't remember ever having, like, an option as far as like. Oh, that's sad. They're blowing it. Well, I want to get, like, refreshed before I get. Am I going to finish that word? I like to black out as soon as I land. Yeah.

Yeah. No, that's where you're wrong. I like to forget my vacation before it starts. Uh-huh. Yeah. You blackout on the plane. I know. I remember seeing you at my wedding.

So red. The reddest guy. That was a major sunburn. Hellboy over there. I showed up as fucking Hellboy Ron Perlman, bro. Oh, my God. Blake got in the pool and didn't leave for three days straight. It's true, man.

Back in hell, I had to fight through your whole family. It was a wrestling match. We almost got freaking. Oh, that's the uncles. The uncles and the guys. Oh, yeah. My uncle, Matt, was fighting everybody. And he's like a wrestler.

My cousins are wrestlers. And so Blake is drunk and he's thinking, like, I'm also going to throw these guys around. Yeah, he comes from wrestling stock. And so he's like, I'm from Iowa. Fuck, yeah. And also, you're not. And he fights these guys. And the staff was like, comes running down and they're going, police, police.

Like, they're going to call the cops. Really? And then, yes. And then we had to explain that we're all family and friends. And then they basically were like, this is. a nice place don't fight each other right that's how hard they were dunking me under the water i was being joke slammed repeatedly by adam's like 16 year old nephews i was very surprised about weed because my dad obviously just uh was dealing with cancer all of last year and he was like

i just want to see if i could smoke weed and then we're like dad you're not going to be able to smoke weed you have fucking lung cancer and then the doctor we're all facetiming because of covid with the doctor my dad's in there holding up the phone doing a piss poor job of it by the way and the doctor we were like asking all these questions and then my dad doesn't have one question about his own health and then at the very end was like i got a question and we're like oh he's like okay this should be good all right good he's invested and then he's like can i smoke weed and the doctor was like yeah i think that that that would be okay uh because the carcinogen levels are so low and what we're about to put you through

It'll knock that out right away. And so... It's plant medicine, bro. There is like... There is some studies, I believe, of it killing cancer in a petri dish. You know what I mean? There's also some studies of it killing children. What?

It's science. My dad and I would always go fishing at this lake in Omaha when I was growing up. And every once in a while, you would hear like... But like, it's light. And you're like, what the fuck is going on? That was your dad ripping bongs? Don't look at me. Stay out of my folder's can.

What's the folder's can to in here? No, it would be the stealth bomber just like covering above the lake. Like just sort of creep and... They can hover? Wait, these things can hover? They go slow. No, but they can go very slow. Like, they went very slow over the...

No way. Yeah, they can just... So that you can... Or they can break the sound barrier. Yeah. They was like going like mad, slow right over us. and there's a ton of cool planes and shit

and stuff bombers in Omaha because that's where the president goes when there's a giant emergency because it's the biggest city most centrally located in the U.S. Oh, that's cool. Living in America. Yamaha's. Yeah, that's where he went.

That's where he went during 9-11. Really? Yeah. Shit. Yeah, man. Damn. Yeah, man. I didn't go anywhere. I stood my ground on 9-11, but go ahead. Damn. You didn't. I didn't run from anything, no. Yeah, you're right. Me too. I still did the paper route. Yeah. I stayed in social studies class. I went right to Norwegian class and told everybody in Norwegian that plane had a building. Yeah, U.S. history was crazy that day.

I remember going to school and then they were like, you know, if I could cancel school today. And I was, and then I went and smoked weed in my buddy's garage for America. It's the whole world gone crazy! You lit up your own two towers of Wade? Thank you. Thank you. That was necessary. Yeah. That was a wild time, man, and I'll never forget it.

Dudes. Hey, dudes. Can I talk about something? Absolutely. Is it 9-11? Oh, I'm related? No, no, it's not. I'm too in a...

We were kind of having a moment of silence, but go ahead. In high school, I did notos, and then my girlfriend found them, and, like, flushed him down the toilet and was being so dramatic about the no-dos I was taking. I'm so excited! That's exactly what it was. She was like, no, not on my watch. You're not dying here.

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I don't, I haven't done it in years. Poor cocaine. Cocaine was just expensive. It had comedians' backs for years. I know. Yeah. We betrayed it. Fancy Adderall. Yep.

I'm still going to send it. It murdered a handful of people, and then we turned our backs on it. Hey, I'd like to give our flowers to cocaine real quick. Sure, sure. Big shout out to cocaine. Had a hell of a run. Then these newfangled drugs come in and kind of take over. They're so new and so fangled.

They're so fangled. They're illegal. Did they prescribe Adderall to kids with ADHD? Yes. It does the opposite for someone with ADD, correct? Me, yeah. Go ahead. There's a smart guy, resident smart guy who can't read.

Well, no, it's not that I know this from reading about it. It's that they gave me that shit in college. My coach was like, your grades are garbage. Maybe try some adderall. And I was like, yeah, all right. And I went to like the team doctor. That's awesome. You got the plug.

I want to go to that team doctor. Licked my ass. And then I. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Licked your ass? Did you say licked your ass? He's just checking it out to make sure it worked.

Wait, what? Okay. Okay, continue. Yeah, continue. It's cool. It's great. Gave me Adderall. I took some and went to class and sat next to this girl on my swim team.

And I was just jumping out the gym. She was like, what is wrong with you? And I go, I don't know. I was like doing drawings and me like, oh, is this funny? And she was like, this is crazy. I imagine you would have turned into that dude from White Lotus, like the guy who's running the hotel who just starts banging all the homies in the hotel. And I killed it, man. Yeah, it was crazy

She was like, what's wrong with you? Yeah, is that what you're saying? You could just see Durs turning like super duper gay Right away? Turning? No control. On Adderall, it just Yeah, it's the Adderall, right?

I don't know if it has anything to do with the Adderall. Shut your mouth. I can't stop fucking these guys specifically. It must be the Adderall. I can get to the base. That's why you can't do too much of it because it will like tweak you out. Like, you have to really start off super duper small.

No, but I did, I should, but I did one. And Blake is right. The guy, I went to the doctor. I was like, I went crazy. And he goes, yeah, some people have the adverse effect where you like, it doesn't even you out. Well, if you don't need it, they prescribe that to you and you didn't need it. So if you need it, then it calms you down and it helps you focus. But if you don't need it, it goes, I gave it to homies instantly.

I was like, this is, I'm going to jump out of a window on this stuff. And they were like, can we? I used to take that shit all the time when I was cutting like cutting sketches and stuff I would wake up and just take Adderall and then go you're a cutter yeah cutting like editing bro I ain't like that no no no no no no no no no no ain't like that but uh when you're editing I would drop them yeah every morning it just fucking cut comedy I'm very glad that it's not uh that none of us were are like real

drug addicts because right like talking just specifically for myself I'm like I could of really, if this were the 80s, and I've said this before, and like cocaine was everywhere in the comedy clubs, I would have been a full-blown Cokehead without a doubt. And I'm glad that I didn't come up in the early mid-80s to where people would get paid in cocaine. But at the same time, way more fun. Yeah, that probably would have been way over. Is that what it was? Like, it was just floating around. People actually got paid in Coke. Yeah, that's like the stories. Yeah. That was the whole, like you go to a party and there'd be like a giant Coke tray going around

like a butler carrying it and shit. Can you imagine? Wow. Incredible. Wow. Wow. Wow. So on the last podcast we talked about how easy it would be to get meth at a truck stop.

We did? I can't remember. How easy would it be to get mushrooms at a cosmic bowl? Oh, so easy. Very. Absolutely. I would even say it might be easier to get meth at bowling alley than at a truck stop do you know

actually do you know where the place is to get mushrooms where it's at the where they tell you how heavy the ball is the way station at the bowling alley the pro shop are you talking about the pro shop you're talking about the pro shop bro what do you want to know about the pro shop? Uh huh? Durs is having a laugh

he's pulling a yes mommy because they do weigh your ball at the pro shop okay they're weighing something they got to wait for they got a scale for something that's where they drill your ball if you could also get your name engraved in the ball and you can get them to say whatever you want. That's the fun part about owning a ball. Twizzlers are the fucking worst. Fuck Twizzler. I hate Twizzler. All my homies hate Twizzler.

I always got to grab one though. I don't hate Twizzler. Yeah, but are they still on the shelves? You don't hate Twizzlers? No. Okay. They're on the shelves. There's a fucking market. There's a market. You said all my homies hate Twizzler. I do believe that we're friends and I like Twisler. I've come from a Twizzler family. Red Vines, whoop? They don't. But you do agree Red Vines

whoop the shit out of Twizzlers? Yes, they're not as slimy. They absolutely don't. Oh, my God. Wait, Adam said absolutely don't, correct? Don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just wanted to make sure we got that across.

Mm-hmm. So you're a Twizzler man. Yeah, I like Twizzlers better than Red Vind. So you might like my drink. You might like... I don't like black licorish, though. Twizzlers aren't black licorish. The classic Twizzlers.

Dude, you know what? Red Vines have, like, a weird cult following where people are like, you're either on the inside or you're not. And I'm like, fuck off. They're gross. They're all gross. They're like a little waxy. When they're soft and fresh, oh my God, they're so good. Straight out the tub. I'll give you some soft and fresh. No, straight out the tub. You get the plastic tub and you put that in the first couple out of there. They're warm and nice and wonderful. The last. They're warm. They're not, they didn't come from the oven. Well, he's been sitting on them. No, they're pliable. Yeah. He's been sitting on them in the car.

Fresh off the truck, driving Grusco. from the laboratory they're made in. They're pliable. Because by the end, their heart is a rock. This is the way. Well, you want to know the real game changer? No. You want to know the real licorice game changer?

I guess. What? Australian black licorice, mate. That's what I'm saying, mate. What is that now? Australian licorice. It's really good. Australian black licquish.

What is this? Both. All the licorishes. If it's Australian, that shit is so straight up Fire Thundercat. It is delicious. So, remember when we, uh, had that, like, cool, was it just a lunch meeting with, um, with Cheech? And he, he gave us like a, uh, no, not Cheech, Chong. It was Chong.

It was Chong. It was Tommy. No, it was definitely Cheech. It was Cheech. It was Cheech. Blake's right. I never met with, uh, Cheech Marin. I met with Tommy Chong. That's the only person I've ever met with. Oh, we went to lunch with Cheech. And he got in Malibu, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah. And he said that was like, this is how you get rich, guys. I was not there.

Oh, dude, you missed out. He was a really first. freaking cool dude he was awesome what a legend but he was saying the most bucked up he ever got on an edible was off of some weed baclavah because i think it was like weed infused honey and just like layers upon layers of it and it just sounded like quite the quite the magical trip quite the event honey in your tea is great for the winter that actually reminds me it makes we want to get some THC honey let's not talk about Cheech or Chong because everyone we talk about dies that's true so moving that's true don't don't talk about people that we like good good call erase that scratch that

can we please fucking play some pickleball okay oh yeah the bitch okay he's back everybody boys into the pickleball the last time I talked about it I said I was thinking about getting into it and now I have you thought about it it's official and now I thought about it I'm in it now I'm playing it now I'm playing it now I'm playing pickleball and I'm playing it as much as I can and I fucking love the game and I want to play

with you guys. Are you dropping LBs playing pickleball? Yeah, yeah. Is it an exercise thing or it's just a fun thing? It's both. It's both. I like to have both you know, in one and it's great as you should. It's great cardio, great back and forth, good hand-eye coordination and just a lot

of fun with friends and that's why I think we should do it together. Okay? Are you down? I love that. Yeah, you find a court. I'll be there. How competitive does it get, Kyle? Like, are you, like, challenge? Are you playing against some young gohard, some vets? Are you, like, learning with people?

Like, what can we expect here? I've been learning with people for the past, like, four months and just playing with friends. But the games get pretty heated. What does that mean? You've been learning with people? Well, we've been playing, like, learning the rules. Like, you know, there's certain ways you have to serve and certain... I guess I'm wondering...

I'm asking, like, who are you playing with? No, I was playing with the producers on Shadows. We would sneak away, and that's how we got. it out of our system as we would go and just play fucking pickleball and watch the cue take. So let me get the straight. Don't walk it back.

You were so, no, not why him back. Don't walk it back. Don't walk it back. I said it was scheduling. You were so busy. Schedule.

Schedule. And well, this was Monday through Friday. Who was not? Instead, you were playing pickleball. And now, and now you want to come back and play us in pickleball?

Yeah. Fuck it. Okay. Correct. Yeah. After you decide. not to do the podcast for a few weeks. Obviously, that time was spent

being better at pickleball. So then you could come and lowered your pickleball supremacy over us. We obviously aren't going to be as good, even though the three of us are all physically and athletically more gifted than you. Yes, I got to jump on it, baby. Yes, so you're staying...

You put a pause on the podcast so you could get a leg up on us and let's your pickleball. Honestly, if you had just told me, guys, I'm going to play pickleball instead of the podcast. I would have said salute, respect, go do your thing.

But the fact that I'm finding out about it now? Yeah. I'm so sorry. That's rough. God damn, you guys really put me in a corner on that one. Oh, yeah. You put yourself in a corner. I can't wait to play you now.

I'm going to be hitting you with some drop shots. I remember when we were talking about 9-11, trying to have a moment. On this podcast that we, We've had to recreate with you gone. Trying to have a moment about 9-11. You said, hey, can I say something real quick? And then you outed yourself.

Yeah. Yeah. And you outed yourself playing pickleball, and that's why you left the podcast just to get better at pickleball. You got it on the note. He wrote a note. So at any point in time, we're allowed to drop off the pod to get better at a skill. At a skill.

At a reindeer game. It can't be anything real It's got to be a reindeer game I want to get good at drone racing I love that That's the thing about pickleball It's a budding fucking sport There's a pro circuit

You know what else is a budding sport Ultimate Frisbee And it just never will be And what's the other one Where you slam the ball Off the little net Oh yeah that's the beach game Yeah that game looks cool as fuck by the way

Never play There's like college scene It's smash ball It's smash ball It's smash ball It is smash ball yeah It is smashball yeah Yes smashball

I live on the beach. It's smashball. I see it every day. That's the thing. Bro, they have pickleball tournaments down in Newport. And I'm like, okay, I'm going to start signing up for fucking tournaments soon and traveling and trying to win because I'm trying to get fucking pro. Oh, well, it was nice knowing. Yeah.

How much time do you need to prepare for the tournament? I can't even believe you're here. Yeah, wait. Do you got to take six months off the podcast so you could go train for this tournament? I'm going to, I mean, maybe. But hopefully not. Perfect. Earlier we touched on something, and I'm kind of scared to do this because it's a flower situation.

Oh, God. And people keep dying that we talk about. Yes. Well, specifically that you talk about. I feel like you are the one that brings it up, and then they die right away. So it might be, do you want me to bring up the jerky boys? Go for, oh, the jerky boys. Okay.

Yeah. How funny were the jerky boys. tapes. They're very good. Do you want to give them their flowers? Are you going to give them a kiss of death or what? I don't know what I'm going to give them. Don't give them COVID. Holy fucking shit. When I think I was at summer camp and somebody had the tape and they played it and we would just be in the bunks like before night or whatever. Oh dude. And just losing our minds listening to these prank calls. Oh yeah. Dude, have you got speaking of prank calls? Because that is a lost art. Nobody else. Nobody else. No. Jerky boys rules. Super funny.

I never really listen to jerky boys. Dude, listen to it? It is fucking unbelievable. If you're 11 or 10, it's twice as good. I want to put you on another one. Longmont Potion Castle. Have you ever listened to his prank calls? They are so funny.

My boy Skinner put me on him. It's so funny, dude. Just like hilarious. Say those words again. Longmont potion castle. It's like kind of an underground. And it rolls off the tongue. Long or long?

Long. Like Big Dick Daddy Long. Longmont. Like, not short, but long. L-O-N-G-M-O-N-T. Potion Castle. Longmont. Like, that's probably a street name or a place or something?

Potion Castle. The dude's super, like, mysterious. Nobody knows who he is. He's been doing it forever. It's so funny, dude. And it's prank phone calls. Prank phone calls. Well, you're not explaining it that well, just saying it's so funny.

like what is it just you gotta go in why is it so why is it so funny blake he just fucks with people so hard oh dude i love that it's a lost art it is like prank calling was so fun kyle you were really good at it yeah i mean i i i would jump in of course bro i'm game for just about fucking anything dog you know what we're specifically talking about prank folk calling right are we talking math but i'm trying to remember like what were my good ones what would i remember calling on the radio like oakland days radio and i would be like what about a bungee jump The best one that Kyle did It's a hole in my memory. What are you talking about?

The best one that Kyle ever did that I remember very well is you called a Chinese food restaurant And you said that I always blake's hero You found a contact in your soup Or no, you said you found a cunt hair in your soup And they thought you were saying contact And it was just a who's on first of you

And this poor person working at the Chinese restaurant Going contact in your soup And you're like, no, con hair con hair in my suit they're like nobody wears contacts nobody wears contacts and it just really got nowhere

and I think you're eventually you're like I got go dude but I remember we were just young kids like on at John Paul's house and I'm just crying laughing because we have them on speakerphone I'm just crying I'm like

Kyle's my hero it was after that that I said I will follow this man anywhere Here's a dark secret It's not the same I guess it's not the same I went to I feel to me

Roller Rinks Are similar vibes as Bollinole Yes yes I agree But it's just it just skews younger As cosmic bowling Yeah no As bowling alleys in general Well they have dance

Roller Rinks have like Dancing and disco balls and stuff They have the same carpets They play the same music It sort of smells the same thing And you're, oh, you know what it is. They play the hokey pokey. The snack shacks serves the same stuff.

You know what it is. It's because you're renting shoes. Yeah, maybe that's true. Because in both places, shoes are being rented. So there's tons of fucking shoes off smell. And there's wood floors. So at ours in Omaha, Nebraska, there was, we had skate land. Yeah.

And then they had like this crazy huge playdaseum, right? Yeah, Mama. Now what is that? Step that up. With like, you know, like at McDonald's where they have the, The ball pit. Like a discovery zone? Exactly, like a discovery zone.

DZ. Shout out. And that was the first time I ever finger banged a human woman. Oh, what? Dude. Yeah. That was the spot. Yeah, in the Pleadaisian. Damn, son.

Where'd you find this? It was her idea. She was like, let's climb up in the Pleadaisium. And I'm like, oh, this is crazy. A human woman? A human woman. Do you want to step out the adjective human? Is that just, why did you, was there a, okay.

Whether or not? Sometimes the smell of that ballpillar. It'll get you revved up. Shout out to the jungle in Concord. Yeah. And then I remember not even, I don't even know if, like, there was an insertion. I think it was just like I just kind of patted the outside. You just braided her pubs?

Oh, my gosh. It was just, I just didn't know what I was doing. I was just flipping and flapping. The grim details of, like, your first time finger banging a woman is, it's hard. It's hard to find the right place. Dude, no idea. Didn't even know that there was an inside. I mean.

Neither of you know. No, it was so hard. intellectually, I must have known that, but in the moment, my heart was racing way too hard. So nervous. Yeah, just so nervous. Well, mine was in a tube of a Pleadaisium. Where was yours, Blakey? Back of a car.

Yeah, parked. Classic. What kind of car? Yeah. So wait, you guys climbed in the back? There was not a lot of climbing in the back for me. It was a lot of front seats. Yeah, I think there was like, I was at a house party and then like the place where,

we could go to be alone was the car sure hey you want to go see that my car this is the way was that your move kick all the taco bell out of the way right fourth meal did you go like hey uh i got this sweet back seat of my car or it was just sort of implied it wasn't my car i couldn't drive kyle probably drove me to the party oh it was my car so is the backseat of kyle's car my hero it wasn't kyle's car either no what car what car did you do this in huh i think it was her car Which one of my cars did you do this in, huh? Okay, you dirty dog. Beep, b.

It might have been your car. Was it the 89 Honda Accord, the 86 pulsar? All right, we got a car. We got a playdaseum, Kyle. I plead the fifth on this one. I think I know. Yeah, you know where it is. No, because mine's in the car, too, is the same.

I'm still going to send it. It was in the back of the van. It was in the back of the fucking van. Well, don't plead the fifth. We don't need to know the girl's name. By the way, I plead the fifth. It was a van. Okay.

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Does it say that? Is that the rank or did they just start listing characters? Wait, it says that Carl's the dumb. No, no, no, it starts with. The dumbest first. Mission accomplished, baby. Fucking mission accomplished, doggie. Right.

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Do you remember? No, what happened? We were like hammered. Bear bottoms banking? I should have got one. We were like hammered in like the driveway just drinking little coronitas or whatever those little coronas are. Or the Mickelob Grenades or whatever.

Yeah, we were Mickey grenades and we were like just doing random ass phone numbers and I got this lady to pick up and it was late. It was like a one o'clock or whatever. And she picks up and I was just kind of like, mom, I'm, I'm in jail. The worst thing you can do. I'm like, mom, I'm in jail. I'm in jail. And then like, she's just kind of like, what?

A young child in jail is the best. Yeah, she's just like, Jason, Jason, is that you? And I'm like, I have to go. And then I hung up. And of course she calls. I like that you do a little girl's voice. I'm in jail. And then the mom is like, Jason?

Is that you? It was young. He was young. Blake was late to puberty. Well, whatever it was, I must have nailed it because she kept calling. Waiting for it. I must have nailed it because she kept calling back, back, back, back. I feel so bad until the next morning I kind of had forgotten about it.

And I was like just about to get in the shower and the phone rings and I pick it up. And it's her. And she's like, who is this? And I'm like, I'm like, oh shit. Oh, shit. I couldn't think fast enough. And I was like, I was like, Blaine. And she's like, Blaine what?

and I'm like, Andy So? Yeah. This is what Blaine Andysoe comes from? Yeah. So she said, Blaine Andy Soe, I want you to know that I've alerted the authorities. They have your phone number. And I was like, oh, God, I can't believe the fucking name I came up with with Blaine Andiso, but I was so scared. And then they go, well, a Blake Anderson lives there.

Do we think that has any correlation? But somebody at the precincts have just watched hackers. They're like, they can change these things now. They could be calling from anywhere. cops are like, nah, let's go get some snacks. Dude, I was so terrified. I felt so bad. Like, looking back, that was really a mean thing to do.

Because the sun must not have been home. Right. It must be. Maybe he was in jail. You might have hit it right on the head, bro. Yeah. She's like, you're on math, aren't you? Her runaway.

This might not have been your first, but you, didn't you have a really legendary one on a ski lift? Bro, a ski lift. You're hero. That's legendary. My man. Dude, I'm still gonna send it. Blake is like my fucking historian, dude.

Really? My hero. A legendary finger bang is the funniest thing. Also like the worst, like then you're going back in a glove. Yeah, it's so cold. No, I feel like, no, you're totally right. Absolutely, because it was like you're alone and you can fucking like, you're alone the whole way up there and you can get some shit done. Yeah, but also like it's a weird spot for like your wrist.

It's uncomfortable for her. It's cold for sure. Can you imagine if I would have just fell like reaching around? Amazing. The funniest way to be paralyzed. Yes, mommy. Yes, mommy.

Let's go. Or you're just dangling by it. Kyle, oh my God. How did this happen? You can't walk any longer. How did this happen? Well, well. Yes, mommy.

I'm still going to send it. My man. Dude, the ski lift. Jersey, what you got? I'll tell you real quick, but if you did fall and then you just had to kind of clinch to dangle from, yeah. Not good. Oh, man.

Yikes. This was in a basement. This girl who didn't go to our school's basement. Nice. She had a sauna in her basement. Oh. Wait, so this was, that's even cooler. Wait a minute.

A girl that did not go to your school. Yeah, that's fucking so gangster, dude. Had like a big house. So we're like, let's roll over to this rich girl's house. She had a sauna in the basement Wow Went in the sauna Hot hot hot hot

It didn't even know such wealth It was off The sauna was off That's tight though The room temp sauna That could have got dangerous as well It feels like all of our finger banging situations were kind of a final destination

Yeah For Definitely for somebody Yeah So that's it All right Cool Let's awkwardly go back to the group of people

We got we got interrupted multiple times in the Pleidazian It'd be like like literal children are coming in or like the dad's in the knee pads we're not kids we were like I don't know must have been 14 or 15 uh so we weren't like true chill I mean we were children but we weren't like little nine year olds like kids were just like swinging in being like I'm like this tubes closed get out of here yeah uh some some kid shit in the ball pit have I told you I've had the exact same experience at him what yeah I feel like we have talked about this we

But mine was like a high school, like, ironic lock-in where everybody was on certain teams that involved water. Okay. Okay. Swimming expedition. Okay. Well, wait. What are we hiding here? It was wild times.

So what is it? What is it about the Discovery Zone kind of thing? That's it. Never let your kids go to the ball pit in McDonald's is fucked up. Well, it's like your first freedom. You're like out of it. of the site you're hidden yes it's the first time that you could be like remember when you your mom would let you like go in the mcdonald's uh play daisium and you climb up there and you're like i'm

all alone right now you just sit in the tube like i'm just in the tube like this is chucky cheese behind the fucking you'll suck anyone's what are you saying oh i'm like i'll suck anything in here i don't know yes mommy wait so the dz or the the mcdonalds i'm i guess we're calling it is like the OG truck stop. You just go in there and you kind of like wait. And someone comes in, you're like, okay, let's do this. Yeah. It's the child's glory hole. Yeah, it's a childhood's truck stop. A childhood, uh, that's, that's our version of the truck stop. Let's go. Mommy. Jers, are you ever, since you've been a swimmer for so, for so long, are you ever, you're like

you're meeting a group of people and you're in your, you're in your, you know speedo are you ever like a little embarrassed by the size of your cock in your speedo or Adam you are you ever like Adam I should juice it up or Adam yeah stop what this is making me uncomfortable um I feel like as long as you have it in the right position you're okay you know it's the positioning yeah if you have it like it'll never get too small there are some positions where like the speedo kind of will press it down and back into your body. It's going inside and then it's just like one little, one little nub. Cut to commercials.

You know what? In high school, I was a true psychopath and I just remember this the other day. You used to juice yourself up. Oh, God, what now? You crank down in the pool? Well, no, no, no. So there's a speedo that's like tight on you, right? Okay.

And then there's something called a drag suit. Do you guys know what a drag suit is? Of course I know what a drag suit is. It's a looser speedo that goes on top of the speedo. It's like a looser speedo. It's more of like a box cut. It's more like a box cut. I didn't,

did not know this. Wait, like board shorts? No, no, no, no. It's like a speedo on top of a speedo, but it's looser. I'm sorry, why?

Yeah, but it's like, it's like a baggy speedo. Just so like when you are racing and you lose the drag suit, you feel much faster, right? Because it's not like it's holding you back. Yeah, exactly.

So at some point in high school, I just started only wearing the drag suit without the speedo underneath. Because you're a cock looked better just in the drag suit? I don't even, I don't think it looked better. Cut to commercial. It just, it was like kind of fun to swim because then it

would just kind of like be loose and wagging, right? Oh, so your dick would wag and you like the film? Cut to commercial, this is too much. Well, yeah, it was just kind of like fun. You felt like you were swimming naked, but then when you get out of the pool, kind of fun, you just had your dick like fully kind of saran wrapped like Harrison Ford and the cryo, whatever the

fuck it was, the carbonite. Yup, yep, the carbonite. My dick was just like hands up like, Um, and I didn't realize it until just the other day I was like, that was probably not okay or like just weird for everybody around. Yeah, no, we're all getting a little weirded out about this one. You guys are just, it's okay. It's okay. You can get fucking stoned and especially work in this business. You can get stoned all day every day and still be okay. You mean medicated? Yeah, stone, plant medicine, whatever, you know? Yeah, I can't though, because I can't act when I'm really high because I get two in my head. Yeah. Acting is definitely different than sitting at the monitors watching future television or watching future movies. Sure. Absolutely. That's easy. It's good for me to do that because I don't get... A higher sentence have never been said.

You've got it, dude. I like smoking weed on set sometimes because... Acting is different than watching future television. Well, it is. I mean... My man is back. I don't know. I don't act enough to know if I would be okay while Superstone, but I would definitely try it. That's true. Well, my, I, you know, I've tried it a few times and I, when I watch the performance back, I'm like, oh, I'm too, I can tell that I'm high and it's, it makes the performance a little wonky, at least for me.

But I mean, I did it like when I was first starting out doing stand up and then I've never done it again just because I was like, I know a lot of comics that do get high before shows and they love it. I think that would flip me the fuck out, bro. I think I would tweak. I was like, okay, maybe I'll try that. And so it was like when I was like open-micing, it was like six months into doing standard when I'm like, you know, 20 years older, 19. And I was like, my whole shit changed. Like, I'm pretty high energy, especially when I'm on stage. And suddenly I was just.

Even when I'm on stage. Yeah, even. Especially when you're on stage? Right. No, even. I got to go on stage to relax. You're the fastest, you're the fastest mouth in the West on. stage bro

I'm shooting baby and yeah I was just like slow-mo up there and I didn't I didn't like it the thoughts weren't coming fast Were you slow-mo? Do you think you seemed slow-mo or do you think you just felt slow-mo?

My friends in the back of the club were like Hey you seem really slow-mo You were vibro Yeah well they knew that I had smoked with them And so they knew that I was trying this for the first time And they were like Yeah maybe that's not your

thing yeah maybe you shouldn't get high right before Doug Benson you're not because I think if your delivery is really slow and you and the way you tell stories is really slow and deliberate when when my shit is is coming at you pretty rapid fly yeah it's quick yeah you're not really getting Doug with high man and we not everybody can uh that is true uh I remember specifically one time me and my buddy Zach uh we're we're in high school and my sister was in middle school and our middle school you guys have been in my house it's like right in my backyard the middle school's right there like you could throw a oh yeah that's right yep yep and so we had some like rockets and we like shot them off and they're like at uh recess and we shot them off

and they exploded over the kid's head uh and we thought it was hilarious we were stoned and then we bailed and went back to school and uh my sister calls me we go back in the house and i just hear the phone's ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and I it's the she's leaving a message on the voice recorder and she goes Adam oh my God oh my God Adam I can't believe that was that that was you right oh you got to get out of there the police are going to come and hit some kid in the chest in the face and their face in their chest is so burnt oh my God why are you admitting this and I'm like oh shit oh I'm like oh Zach what I think we like we like me like mutilated a child and wait i here it comes and then we bail and uh just i spend the rest of the day at

school thinking that i mutilated a child and then i come home and my dad was like Adam can i talk to you oh yeah and i'm like what's that and then he's like uh i was handcuffed in our backyard this afternoon and i go wait what he came home and then like went to go pick up dog shit in the backyard and two cops, like, flopped out of a bush and handcuffed him. Wait, this wasn't a Britney and Dennis prank phone call to you? No, no, no, no. Oh, that's what I thought. I thought this was a fucking twist.

And he goes, I was handcuffed. I'm like, shit, I'm so sorry. I can't believe that it happened. We didn't think anyone was going to get hit. And then Brittany and dad go, we got you, motherfucker. Okay. Well, they got the cops in on it, too? Pulled the rug out.

Or no, he just made up that. He just made it up. There's no cops for there. No, no. There was cops. Wait, what? Cops came. They didn't handcuffed him and arrest him.

But cops came because we did shoot rockets off at the, so they called the police and were like, some kids are shooting rockets at these children, which in hindsight, you know, bad call. Yeah, bad call. Not a good look. That's a good take back for later. Anyway, go ahead. True. I'm sorry, Mama.

Real quick, watching Hitchcock the other night. And you brought up bread. I just want to bring this up. This movie I was watching from. was from like 1935, okay? Yeah, he wasn't watching that the other night. And they go back to the dude's apartment afterwards. And she's like, you got any food?

And he's like, how's this herring? And she goes, yeah, okay, great. So he throws a full herring onto like the skillet for like after bar food. And I'm just like, that's a fish. What? Yeah. Like times have changed. And then he pulls out, he's like, you want some bread?

Wait. Hang on. He goes, want some bread? She goes, yeah, sure. He pulls out a loaf of bread that's not sliced. Like a full, like it looks like Wonderbread. And then starts slicing slices. And I'm like, well, when did sliced bread come out?

Because the saying, like, best things since sliced bread. Wasn't that the whole thing about Betty White is that she was, she was older. Was born before, yeah. Then sliced bread. Yep. Wow. So it's after her birthday. Crazy to me that it took that long to just have someone to be like, what if we cut it and then put it in the back?

I mean, but there's so many things all the time that are like that. I know it makes you go like how. What sweet-ass investment do we, or invention, do we get on? Heavy bowling. Cosmic bowling. Well, wait, wait, wait. Power bowling. What?

Crypto bowling. Bowling in the metaverse, but cosmically. What if you just walk that back? Yes, mommy. What if you don't go forward? You just walk that back. Okay, let's walk it back. Okay.

How far back in time? Because I feel like I might buy unsliced bread so that I can choose how thick my slice is going to be. You know what I mean? feel like that might. I don't know if you can find it. Well, see, now you have that privilege. Goodbye. No, that might be refreshing. Now you have that privilege. That might be refreshing. Just bake your own bread. He's like, I'll make Texas toast, thin cut. You're buying bread just to cut it. I can see Kyle being the type of guy that went through his baking his own bread phase. Yeah, no, which is dope. Did you ever go through a baking of your own bread phase? Oh, yeah. We baked it. It's the coolest. Yeah, we did it.

Yeah, that's dope. Oh, yeah. But buying Wonderbread that's unslised. I don't know, I don't know what you're getting at there. You just want to cut the bread? I thought I was queer. I had to wear a onesie for Mike and Dave need wedding dates. And I remember like, uh, what do you mean onesie? Like a wrestling singlet? Like a wrestling singlet.

Yeah, sure. Yeah. And I remember just like pulling my cock to the side because I was like, I don't want it. And so I'm like pulling it to the side. And it looked obscene. Cut to the commercial. Like Zach. Zach wore another pair to, like, press everything down.

I was like, you should probably just wear another so you don't really notice it. And I'm like, I'm like, well, then I don't look like I don't have a cock. Sure. So then I'm pulling into the side. You can't say that. Yeah, I think everyone assumes you do have one. No, I don't know. I don't know.

The thing is, as long as you don't have too much, like, bell and definition, you're okay. Yes, I covered this. You mean the ridge crest, the Honda Ridge line? The Honda Ridge line. I told you guys When I was Halloween shopping To be Spider-Man It was a real big

Because I have a very pronounced ridge Oh that's right Yes You have the ridge crest And it's not easy Having a protruding helmet like that You can really cause a lot of Do you think you

If you fell off a building naked Do you think you could catch The edge with your dick And save your life Here's the deal If I could somehow detach my dick And throw it It could be used as a grappling hook

It's a grapple The head is A grappling cock? Yeah. I have a harpoon cock. Yeah. It's a real hook at the end. Oh, it's pointy.

Hey, listeners, just when you thought we weren't going to talk about our dicks today, we're back. Cut to commercial. Cut to commercial. This is too much. This is making me sick out. I'm getting sicked out. So like, I'm getting super sicked out. All right, all right, all right.

Is this sickenating? It's sickenating, man. This is sickenating me. I was hoping it would be tantalizing, but it's, sickenating. My God. We don't want it to be sickenating. So what's the verdict?

When you watch Mike and Dave back, do you see the Honda Ridge line? Well, you should, I'm trying to show you guys here. There we go. Oh, okay. Because I was like, I was like Adamsweed just hit because it's very quiet. No, I'm trying to show you guys. What now? Please hold.

Cut the conversion. So that's, that's what I'm talking about. Why is it off to the side? Why is it off to the side? Because I yanked it over there, dude. Is your finger touching the very end of it? Yeah, you're touching your own dick in that moment. I'm probably trying to tickle it a little bit.

I bet you are. There's no doubt in my mind. Why is there a picture? Zach has a picture of himself grabbing his dick too. Oh, yeah, that's him. I thought that was you, Adam, but no. We're adjusting. I think people cared more about Zach's dick, and, you know, there's more photos of this.

It's on TMZ. It ended up not making the movie, I think, because it was obscene, you know? It was a little too risque, yeah, it's sicken me out. It was too, like, my cock is just like, out and about. You made up for it with Game Over Man, though. Yeah, I really let them, I really let them know for that movie.

Yeah, that was brought to you by Honda Ridgeline. Yeah, we did that one. Do I make you horny, baby? Dude. So you have these, like, chunks to memorize, and it broke my brain because at Workaholics, it was a little bit more like passing the mic. Yeah.

And if we did go on a rant, it was most likely not scripted. So you're still passing it back and forth because it's improv. Yes. and we would be improvising and if we had like a long thing you could kind of wing it

and change a word here, we're there, but so like my brain just broke doing that and then ever since I've done that show I can memorize things so much easier than ever before. Really?

Just because I had to because I was like, well fuck I don't want to be the guy who doesn't know it. Yeah. And now to read something, memorizing it, it's unless there's like a weird

fucking, every once in a while there'll be something that I just can't click with. Yeah. That'll be like, this line, will not transfer in my brain for some reason right do you think those like when you have the skill

i mean i've never done it but do you think like those actors like your friend on the soap is he like taking a fucking picture of the page with his mind like how is that happening that's maril streep apparently like she can read a script once or twice and has it memorized has it has like images of it and she knows where no not even well i don't know if it's it's she sees the page or she internalizes what she's read but she just can read it a few pages and I'm like well no wonder you're good then yeah exactly if I could memorize like that

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There was a time that I called myself, like, Rocket Man. No jokes. I called myself the Rocket Man. And I knew it. Got hundreds of dollars of rockets in my truck and a trunk of my car. And then, you know, behind the subwoofers, no big deal. And that's so country.

I love when you talk about the Omaha on this. And then just had so many rockets. And whenever I was at a party or gas station or parking lot or anywhere, it would just throw a rocket. Yo, Rocket Man. This is the way. Rocket Man, you got a rocket? Yeah, let me get into my trunk. Where's I got to rock?

Behind the subs. Yeah, meanwhile, no one called me Rocket Man. It was a thing that I definitely was trying to get going for myself. You've never made French toast out of a regular loaf of bread in your entire, what, you always have French toast? Right. You always have brioche bread? I never make French toast out of nowhere. You plan to do it.

I didn't even know. French toast was a thing that you can just make at home. Until he golfed with Michelle Wee. You're planning, you're always planning your French toast, Anders. Always. Enough where you can go get your brioche bread. Yeah. What the thing?

How often, Kyle, how often are you making French toast? I didn't even know you could make that at home. I thought that was like a restaurant specific. This is a thing. Are you a chef? Like a Denny's thing? I thought that was a Denny's type thing. It is a Denny's type thing.

But French toast is also the type of thing that's supposed to, you're supposed to, it's supposed to sweep you up in the moment. So you're supposed to get an idea for French toast. Absolutely not. No, instant pancakes are, bisquick. Oh, love me some bisquick. It's the same concept, Blake. No, French toast is like four steps.

Biscuit pancakes are two. Shake it, pour it. But you guys don't enjoy cooking at all, right? You don't, you don't enjoy cooking. You don't like that part of the kitchen. Excuse me. No, do you cook? I'm seriously wondering.

I grill. I make pancakes. You're not cooking. And you're making the easiest pancakes on planet Earth. And Ders is planning as French toast missions. So you guys are not just

going into the kitchen and looking at what you have and saying like... What do you make, bitch? I love Kyle's like the guy who's like, I'm just going to see what ingredients I have and what I can make with them.

My house, we make dinner every night, bro. Like, my wife is the cook, but like I have... We're talking about us. We're talking about man recipes. We're talking about daddy's home. That's why I'm so surprised

about this French toasting. Don't say you're wife is the cook. Your wife cooks mostly. Most. She cooks the most. She does. She is the cook out of the two of us. She is. She teaches me. She teaches me. But you're talking about a dad

meal. French toast is a motherfucking dad meal. Absolutely. So what the fuck? No. Lucky Charms is a dad meal. Bro. Okay. No. That is too. Wieners Mitchell. Um, Domino's motherfucker is a dad's meal. Little Cesar. I mean, yes, I'm not going to discount these. These are good dad meals, but

French toast. You know what I mean? French toast. French toast. No, I can make French toast, but... Can you? I don't even... I didn't even know that's something that's real, dude. Yes, it's very easy. What's the process? You scramble the egg, you add the cinnamon, you...

There's egg and bread in it? Yes, it's... Yeah, that's what you do... You soak the egg and the bread and the egg. The bread and the egg and then you throw it on the griddle. Yes, it's so easy, and it's the bomb. It's not as easy as... You gotta own a griddle, so this is like rich people's shit.

No wonder why my family never made it. You could do it in a pan? You could do it in a fucking skilled it, bro. That's beautiful. God damn. I think I posted a picture. I was working out one day and just afterwards stretching on a mat. Nice.

Stretching your dick out. Stretching your dick out. Cut to commercials. Oh, God. So I get up from the mat where I was laying belly down and fully like sweat-stained mark of my dick. And I brought everybody in the gym over to check. Everybody come look at this.

That's kind of funny if you're like, hey, what, what is this? What is this? Like, what is that? There's no mistake. That's how you got to do it. That's how you got to do it. You can't just say, come look at my dick. You have to be like, wait, what is this? Guys, what is this on my, on my sweat stain? I got a picture. Come here. I was just laying down. I was just laying down. Dude, this is actually weirding me out, dude. Yeah, I'm kind of freaked out. I'm freaked out right now. What is this? I wasn't even on this, Matt. What is it? Is it moving? I was laying down here. Do you think? a ghost was laying down next to me fucking a mat. Did somebody drop a banana over here? This is weird. Yeah, that was soaked in like water. This is so weird. Like, what is this? It's like, you can see those are my thighs. That is my abdomen.

But what is, yeah. But what is that? But what is that? Drop a banana and two Kiwis down here? Oh, it's my lunch. It's my lunch. It was banana and Kiwis. That was my lunch. Oh, yeah. That's right. I had a whole hard salon. Right where my, like, belly button stops, like, a little below that.

And then I start, I start, like, showing my shorts to everybody. I mean, is it my shorts? Is it my shorts? I mean, I get these are new shorts. Tennis balls in my fucking, I forgot. Huh. That's weird. Those, I will say those are some of my favorite jokes right there.

What's that? Forcing people to look at your penis. Forcing people to acknowledge the disgusting thing. Yup. Uh-huh. I love it. Wait. what is that that's obnoxious it's obnoxious comedies my favorite

ok toky dokey okay if you had to say what it is what is it I would say it's your cat my cock that is my dick that's like when that dude is getting searched by the police yeah then you can't believe it then you can't believe it wait is that your dick my cock what no way that's huge no no yeah wait a second that's like a really nice looking cock though. That would be hilarious. That's my car? You think that's my dick? That's incredible, but no, no, no, sir. The closet diarrhea. No, there's no way that beautiful thing is my cock. Wait, that can't, you know what? You might be right.

Wait, hold on, let me just take a peek real quick. I'm not just peeked. Because I was the one laying here, and this is where my cock would be. You might be right. Wait a second. Holy shit. Hang on a minute. I'm seeing. Now it's like a magic eye. I'm seeing. Yeah, I get it. That is my cock. I am so sorry. Damn, son. Where'd you find this? I'm so sorry.

Wow. I am sorry for that. So that's what six inches is. I apologize. So that's what six inches. Oh, that's six inches? Does yours do this?

Huh. Huh. That's an interesting unit of measurement. I'm going to go get lunch. I'm hungry for a subway sandwich. Speaking of six inches, I'm going to go get a half a sandwich at subway. going to go get it. Oh, boy.

Half of a foot long. Let's go. Kyle, why you were gone? I cried watching the new Ghostbusters. He did. The Paul Rudd one? The Paul Red one. Is that what we're calling it?

Yes. That's what I don't know I'm coming out of a hole. Did you see it? No, I'm coming out of a hole. I just saw the first image. Where can we watch it? Can we watch? Can we rent it yet?

I don't know. Is it viable on? I think so. Yeah, no, you can get it on iTunes. I saw. Oh, okay. I think I saw a little. banner for it the other day. I think I'm going to snap that up. That's how I know it's a Paul

Rudd one. I thought it was well done. My kid loved it. That's all I know. So you cried. You cried. Yeah, it's uh, that was weird. How'd that feel? But you know what? I'm actually pissed about it. Yeah. Thank you. So am I. I'm pissed now. I feel like I was being manipulated. I kind of lost my tough friend. Yeah. It's like, there goes the fucking ass and you know what? As your tough friend, as I'm sure I'm for everyone. Um, absolutely. Yeah. It's tough not to be that anymore. Right. Well, sorry. My emotionally unavailable. friend. Thank you.

I'm proud of you, Durs. I'm proud of you. My soulless friend. Guarded. My soulless friend. My robotic friend. Good job. Yes.

Just need a recharge. I just need a recharge. My brother. Our boy, Teddy, friend of the show, we've mentioned him on the pot a few times. Speaking of balls to the chest. He said that there was a time when he was playing Little League and he was up to bat and he like swang swung the bat and he let it go a little too much it came back around and he ended up just clocking the catcher like right in the dome and like knocking the kid out

i think that was a pretty brutal like i think that ended very brutal like it knocked him out and i think there was even like wasn't there like they were pissed at him like yeah allegedly yeah i think he got busted because he was swinging the bat like a crazy person well that happened to me at a family reunion and it was my my uncle did it to you that's life to me I wasn't the catcher I was standing in the batters box

I was eating cake and he just came up hits the ball and then throws the bat behind him and it clocked me right in the face and it knocked out my two front teeth and luckily they were baby teeth so I was I was like you know I guess I don't need these teeth anymore but how long were you without your teeth a while like damn a long while my son busted his shit out like recently he's they're not coming back until he's like seven he's three years old he's

gonna have no yeah i think i was like seven or eight so they were already like on the way in oh we had a young tooth knockout here too it took like two and a half years to come to for the big dog to drop yeah also kids are like way doper than adults they're always doing crazy shit to knock teeth out of their face. Also, why don't we lose teeth one more time in our life? We should lose them around age 30. That would be nice if we had like our grandpa teeth coming in. I'd love another set.

A new pair. Admittedly. I feel like humans should lose their teeth one more time. In the heat of battle, your squad relies on you. Don't let them down. Unlock elite gaming tech at Lenovo.com. every match with next level speed, seamless streaming, and performance that

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