This Is Important - Ep 102: The Best Part Of Waking Up Is Buzzballz In Your Cup
Episode Date: September 20, 2022Today, this is what's important: Waking up early, Buzzballs, Sean Connery impressions, Finding Nemo, Adam's butt, The Mamps, Dolph Lundgren, Verzuz, Kyle is missing, auditioning, the Emmys, and more.�...�See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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what's obviously most crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today we talk about
ice cream sandwiches. Don't salute me, motherfucker.
DII Nation, count me down. It's a breakfast buzz.
Here we go. Start your engines.
Good morning, GII Nation.
Yeah, baby. This might be our earliest record yet, not for Adam Adams in a different time zone,
but Ders and myself, woo, you can still hear the,
you can still hear the fur in my voice.
Hear the sleepies, are you got, how are we, we do it?
It's 9 a.m., it's not squirrely early,
and you guys have children, so I was thinking maybe
that's a regular dad time to be up and about
and moving and shaking, but no, you're still.
This is when we go back to bed.
Yeah, the bears go back in the cave, baby,
catch a couple more Z's.
And what is squirrely early?
What is that?
Squirrely early, like for me, it's like 6 a.m.
That's squirrely early.
I agree.
And then you get up, I've been having
early calls all this week, so I'm wide awake.
Oh, look at you go.
Cause I've been getting up at like 4 or 5 a.m.
So.
Dude, last week I was getting up at 3 something
to get picked up at 4 a.m. for worse.
Hold up.
That's terrible.
Yucky, gucky.
Cause then we had to drive an hour to get to where we were
and we were filming outside, so we needed that daylight.
Oh God, daylight dependent, bitch.
Chasing daylight.
And then I just got on that clock where I was like,
didn't have to wake up and then woke up at 4 like,
ready to rock, where's my ride?
I feel like I do that for like three days,
and then I'm like, this is who I am now.
I'm an early morning guy now.
I'm gonna get so much done.
Make an omelet.
And then the weekend hits.
And even though I woke up at like 5 a.m. that Friday,
I still will stay up till 2 a.m., like falling asleep
in my Ashland hard seltzer.
Okay.
In my villager spirits.
Okay, let's go.
Just hanging on.
And then the next day I wake up at 10 a.m.,
like a fucking asshole.
I can't do it.
Yeah, it's rough.
It's really rough out there for go hard like you.
And Blake, are you hungover?
You're wearing sunglasses.
You're just joining us now.
Listeners, he's wearing shades.
Okay, I'm glad you guys asked.
I got a little merch drop
from one of my favorite companies.
I'm buzzing, baby.
It might be 9 a.m.
Buzz balls.
Buzz balls.
Are Buzz balls a sponsor of the podcast
or you just are repping them?
This is an unofficial sponsor.
I also got, wait, hold that up please.
Just so we get the screenshot.
You wanna see the merch?
They wanna see the merch.
I'm buzzing, baby.
Well, why aren't they a sponsor?
Well, I'll tell you what,
I definitely am sitting on one case.
Whoa.
Oh my God.
I'm sitting on two cases of Buzz balls over here.
So the bit is now real.
We're talking $40.
We're talking $40 value.
Upwards of $35 to $40 worth of merch.
The bummer is, is I didn't throw them in the fridge.
So I don't know.
Should I do the earliest recorded Buzz ball in history?
Yeah.
Take your time.
Go get some ice.
Have a morning room temp Buzz ball
and let the people know how it tastes.
And is that a Buzz balls denim cap?
It is, yes.
And if I know Blake, you know,
and I'm not trying to throw shade this early in the morning,
but you are one of my most frugal friends.
Okay, that ain't no problem with that.
And this is, this is downstairs.
This isn't on the main floor
that you're recording this podcast from.
So, and I know it's been like an unbelievable heat wave
in Los Angeles.
Absolutely.
Yep.
Yeah.
How hot are you running the AC?
Because Blake was known for not running the AC
because of, because he's a cheap thought.
Yeah.
Is it running?
It's a sweat box.
Is it?
It's already hot here.
Oh yeah.
And you're not running the AC.
Where you are, but it's it.
No, no, not during peak hours.
Cause Newsom said you can't run it during peak hours.
So I'm flexing my power, baby.
You notice when he said all that though,
he was wearing like a sweater.
Yeah.
He was in the coldest motherfucking spot.
Yeah.
He was like wearing like a fleece.
He was probably at French laundry
having a $9,000 dinner.
Okay, let's go.
You guys remember the movie The Rock
with Nicholas Cage and Sean Connery?
I don't know.
Adam, do you remember The Rock?
I guess it sounds familiar.
Yeah.
I feel like I remember the most seminal film
of my childhood, Blake.
Okay, so remember?
Oh!
Remember like about the whole plot of the movie
is like somebody, is it Ed Harris has like a nuke
or something?
Yeah.
But remember, okay.
But remember how they open the fucking missile
and their little green balls are in there?
And there's all those balls.
Oh, shit!
It's all buzz balls, baby.
I'm on The Rock over here, baby.
Listen, if you're listening to this
and you've got capabilities with CGI,
you already know the assignment.
We need The Rock clip.
Come on, internet, T-I-I nation.
Get here.
Buzz ball the nukes.
Hey, I'm about to hit The Rock, baby.
Can you imagine the production meeting
where the props guys come in and they're like,
you're gonna lose your fucking mind.
And they're like, okay, so what is it?
And they open it up and it's those little dangly balls.
And then everyone's kind of like, yeah.
Everyone's like, uh.
Right.
Okay, but it doesn't seem real though.
And they're like, shut the fuck up.
They're like, what is it?
What are the green balls?
They're like, there's like venomous gas.
You know, it's gases.
Venomous?
The director's like, what's the deal?
What is this, the contraption?
And he's like, look, I was on the phone
till 3 AM last night with Nick Cage.
This is all his idea.
I had to fucking scrap it together.
I think it's kind of fucking cool.
Can we just do it?
Otherwise, Nick's gonna be up my a-hole.
Bucky-ducky.
He's gonna be up my ass
and Sean's gonna have to talk him off the ledge, bro.
Okay, I'm gonna buzz.
You got a Sean Connery right, Blake?
Oh, do I?
Dude, how, how didn't SNL just nab you up?
Dragon heart.
How did they not swoop you
when you were like 24 years old?
I don't get it with talent like that.
Yeah, man.
You got to fuck the prom queen.
Hey, that's not bad.
That's pretty good.
007 doggy.
You're the man now, doggy.
See, that's how I do impressions.
I just say, I have to say like where you know them from
and then usually their name.
So it'd be like, 007.
I'm Sean Connery.
That might have been Pierce.
That might have been Pierce.
You have to name a couple films.
You're like 007.
007?
It's me, Pierce Brosnan.
I found Forrester.
I found Forrester.
I found him.
You're the man now, dog.
Perfect.
He's still standing.
He's still here.
Is that the same movie?
What quote is that?
I'm still standing.
I'm still here.
This is Finding Forrester?
I don't know.
There were two movies that came out of the same.
You might be finding Nemo.
Yeah.
Could be.
That's just keep swimming.
I'm sorry.
What?
You guys have seen Finding Nemo, right?
No.
I had never seen it and then I watched it
just because I have kids, right?
And they want to see these movies.
Not for me.
Fucking Dorks?
Not for me.
Are you like fucking nerd?
Did you say that to your children?
It wasn't good.
That was one that...
The whole movie's about this like anxious dad
trying to find his kid
and it just hated the movie.
What's new?
I was like, get your shit together, Pops.
It's fine.
But I guess like the mom got eaten
so he doesn't want to lose his kid.
But it's just not my style.
Well, why don't you cry about it?
How would you feel if your wife was eaten?
Ders, you'd probably be pretty anxious
and not really know what to do.
Put yourself in Nemet's shoes.
I don't know.
You're used to swimming around, doing your own thing
and then now you gotta stay in the school?
Wait, so Nemo's the son or the daughter?
Who knows the kid with the one little flipper?
I don't know.
I just listening to like this anxious dad
for an entire movie.
Who was played by, what's his name?
Bob...
Odenkirk.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
Bob Barker.
Hope.
Not Bobby.
Bobby Lee.
Superdavs, Superdavs brother.
Sorry, Superdavs brother.
Bob.
No, not Bob.
Nobody calls him Bob, right?
It's like...
It's Bob Einstein.
Or no, it's Albert Brooks.
Thank you.
Not Bob at all.
Even a little bit.
No, but Bob is, Bob is Superdavs.
Fucking thing sucks.
Anyway, I just, I was like, this dad is like,
oh, what's the word, Nemo?
I'm like, yo, chill, please.
So it's a lot of the father's adventure.
It's, you don't really cut to Nemo at all?
No, you see, you see Nemo,
cause Nemo's with Dory and Dory's Ellen.
Yeah, you gotta find him.
It's like saving Private Ryan.
Oh, yes.
You don't really see Matt Damon until the end.
Oh, is Matt Damon?
Oh, spoiler alert.
So they save him.
Son of a...
Spoiler.
Now that's the crossover I want to see.
Am I a good man?
Tell me I was a good man.
When they cut to the old him.
So tight.
No!
Oh, is there like weird makeup when he's older?
Is it played by a different actor?
No, they cut to a different guy.
This handsome, regal, old, blue-eyed beauty.
Oh, I love it.
I'm bummed that we've never been in an army movie.
I think we might have missed,
we might have missed our Dunkirk.
I feel like the window is like in your 20s,
early 30s, get in your army movie.
You might not be a redneck.
You might not be a soldier,
but you might be like a captain.
So keep, okay, here's your sign.
No, I think if anyone's getting it, it's Ders.
Ders is gonna be like,
cause you're tall.
I can still see it.
Ders, you got that John line going for you.
You got those eyes where they can be kind.
Yeah, they can.
But also there's a darkness behind them.
You ready?
Yeah, he's seen some shit,
thousand miles there or whatever.
Let me do the Paul Rudd,
where the eyes go like this.
You know, they go like, they slant downwards,
like that kind of thing.
Do you practice this shit in the mirror?
Do you guys practice faces in the mirror?
No.
No, just to...
No, I just have emotions when you're shooting.
And then whatever my face does.
You got it.
Yeah, I see what you're saying.
I feel like this is the look.
I see Ders is gonna get, Blake would have had,
Blake is, it's a very specific word that Blake is in.
He only can be in Vietnam.
I'm in Vietnam.
And he is addicted to opiates.
Right, I'm on the renegade force.
Yeah.
I'm staying here, guys.
Yeah, Blake will be an ex-pat in something, I feel.
Grab your shit, we're moving out.
Come on in, brother, I'm the welcoming committee.
Yeah.
Who the fuck are you?
The stakes are hot and the beers are cold.
I'm the welcoming committee.
Don't salute me, motherfucker.
You can call me Tennessee.
Where are you from?
Buzzball?
That's your first buzzball.
Yeah, you guys are drinking vodka out of a wide grenade.
Yeah.
You have yourself a buzzball.
He cracks open a grenade.
It's spicy.
Yeah, dude.
Go ahead and sip the buzzball.
We call them buzzballs.
You don't call them grenades?
No, no.
I feel like that's a missed opportunity.
Like a fuck you.
You just shoot the kid.
I never thought about that.
I feel like I missed my window
because I think it would have been,
I feel like I'm too tiny to play a general.
And I'm like too, I have too much of a natural
kind of goofy personality to play like a hardened corporal.
I feel people will be like,
well, he's not a hardened corporal.
He's fucking, we know that little fucking goof troupe.
He's not a hardened right.
And when you walk away and the pants
are just so tight on that booty.
Corporals don't got a butt like that.
Booty squeaking.
They, have you guys seen that new,
that guy, who the fuck is this guy
that runs around with his giant ass?
That he's always running places?
It's like a viral person.
It's not a gig.
Yeah, he's a superstar.
Yeah, he's just a fucking superstar.
It's hilarious.
Who wears those tight khakis,
which by the way, that's why I don't wear khakis.
Khakis look insane on me.
I don't wanna bust them right from the middle.
They're gonna rip from the crack.
You can flex your butt cheeks
and blow out your backside.
I had to get measured for a wedding yesterday.
Adam Ray's getting married and I'm in his wedding.
I have to go get measured for the wedding.
The guy just measures my ass first.
He just goes right to my ass.
My ass is like 46 inches around.
You're gonna have to come back, son.
My ass, ass and thighs.
And then he goes, so what's your weight?
It's like 36, 38.
Right.
What, dude?
36, 38, you're like a,
and I'm five foot eight on a tall day.
That is a giant person.
I'm not.
My waist is 32, 33.
Right, dude.
I mean, I'm getting hard over here.
Yeah, dude.
My man's got curves.
You're saying all the numbers I like, brother.
Dude, if I was a chick, I'd be fucking bodacious.
But now it's, it's off-putting for some people.
Oh, what?
Yeah.
For some people, it is off-putting.
If I were a girl.
Damn, man.
I'd be cleaning up if I were a chick, man.
You'd be stacked, brother.
I would have the right measurements.
Loose butthole.
Yeah, is your butthole loose though?
Okay, I'm going to blast off to Buzztown.
Yeah, blast off.
Yeah, I mean, I thought you had blasted off.
This is the earliest recorded buzz ball,
warm buzz ball consumed.
Dude, that is 100% not true.
You know that some college kid has rolled over
at like 7 a.m. and had to like go to work at Quiznos
or where the fuck ever at Jimmy John's.
And he's like, I gotta go to Schlott's games.
Whatever place would hire a face tattoo?
Yeah, whoever would hire a cursive face tattoo
that says like sleepy, never forget on his face.
Definitely chun a buzz ball on the way in.
Damn well.
Can you juggle, Blake?
And he's for sure riding his bike to the Jimmy John's
that he works at.
Or at least a bird scooter.
Too many DUIs.
Bro has one bird scooter that he's used his whole life.
But yeah, he keeps it in the garage.
He's stolen it and somehow rigged it
to where he doesn't have to pay.
It's fully customized.
It's just his, yeah.
He spray painted it.
What would happen if you kept your bird scooter
or whatever scooter you used?
They have tweets and.
Well, there's track.
Yeah, let's not just say bird.
Let's talk about all the brands.
Yeah, let's open it up a little bit.
We're not sponsored.
Lime, what are some other ones?
Dooter scooters.
Lime, live wire.
I don't know.
No, that's where we used to download porno.
That's where I heart's a deep throat.
There's the Morpheus.
Well, what if you kept it in your garage
and like the guy keeps coming
and he's like, where the fuck is this thing?
This is broke.
Well, he would go, it's in the garage.
They have GPS on thing.
You did go, the fucking police would end up coming
going, you stole this bird scooter.
Hey, why?
Some people make money by like going around at night
and like scooping them up
and taking them back to the charging center.
Yeah, Walsh was, I was, I think,
trying to get some extra coin doing that.
He definitely said it sucked
and like he didn't get paid enough.
Side hustle.
No, but isn't it also your job
and this is where it got fucked up is cause,
well, this is like kind of what I heard
through the grapevine.
But Goons was living with our boy Greg,
but part of picking up the scooters
is that you're also responsible for charging them.
So he was like charging hella scooters
at the house.
So the electrical bill was just going like through the roof
because he's charging like a dozen bird scooters at night.
I can believe that.
That's when you hope you live at like an apartment complex
where you could just do it in the garage.
Yeah.
Secret, secret.
With like the one electrical outlet
and get an extension cord and just plug in 30 of them.
Right.
And it's like a Christmas vacation style.
The fucking manager of the building comes down
and is like, this is a crazy fire hazard.
The lights are just flickering above.
Right.
And hit that buzz ball, baby.
What are you waiting for, dude?
Okay. All right.
It's time to, hey, it's time to buzz off.
Okay.
Come on, man. Count me down, man.
Okay. Cheers.
All right.
TII Nation, count me down.
It's a breakfast buzz.
All right.
Let's hear it.
The time on the clock is 926 AM California time.
Five, three, two, one, go.
And I'm going to do it.
I promise I'm going to do it soon.
I'm really excited to do it.
It smells good.
We'll flavor, we'll flavor.
We've got the most classic of it all.
It's tequila Rita and it smells good.
Okay. Three, two, one.
What a tequila warm Rita.
By the way, how hot is it in this room right now?
I'm sweating through my white T-shirt.
It's already 89 degrees outside.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Here's the global warming little tequila Rita
to all my TI.
Here we go.
And wait, Dave, before you sip it.
It touched my lips.
Is the AC on downstairs?
AC is not on.
AC is not on.
Jesus, why?
It's OK.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
All he needs is a buzz ball to key.
Rita and cool off and we're buzzing.
Three, two, one, go.
Oh, he's slamming it.
You're OK.
We didn't say you're dead.
You had to chug it.
Do you have to chug buzz balls?
I get.
I think he does.
Yeah, I guess you have to.
It's part of his whole brand.
We've talked about this.
Oh, yeah, not bad.
Whoa, dude.
It's the spot.
How was it?
Oh, worth it.
We're doing it.
Yes, dude.
Now it's and I'm past the hump, baby.
Woo.
Oh, cool.
Oh, damn.
He's back.
What a cool message.
Wow.
Shit.
Yeah, I got to get on the board.
I got to get on the board, dude.
Well, you just said board.
Oh, wow.
You definitely said board.
Get on that board.
Oh, my God.
I got to get on that surf board.
Holy shit.
Those are great.
Those are great.
That was not as bad as, I mean, it burnt.
It definitely burnt.
Well, your face said it was horrific.
If you guys could just make sure,
that's my face on the cover of the rock.
And you replace Nicholas Cage with that face of me,
and then you have the buzz balls.
TII Nation, get on that.
You got it, baby.
TII Nation, get on that.
You know, we talked to TII Nation.
The people that do the gifts and stuff, which are,
we love them.
We love all the artworks and stuff.
Never stop.
There's like three of them.
There's like three people.
We should just learn their names and be like, hey,
Glenn, Stacy, and Carlos.
Please do it for us.
Maybe we could have a virtual dinner or something
to suffer.
Glenn, Stacy, a person.
Glenn, Stacy is Spider-Man's girlfriend.
No, that's Glenn, Stacy.
But I was like, you say Glenn, Stacy.
I'm like, Glenn, Stacy, Glenn, Stacy.
I think I just made up two really cool names,
just off the top of my head, just improv style.
That's always been one of your,
and I'm being honest, Adam, you're really good.
Oh, thank you.
I'm just calling like the funniest name at a thin air.
So congrats on that, dude.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, like a good improv show?
Yes, dude.
Adam always has.
Hey, my name's Quinton McGillicuddy.
McGillicuddy guy, Michael Fouta.
Nice to meet you.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Lambo.
Oh, my god.
Richie Lambo.
I hate me, Richie Lambo.
What was your name in the sketch that we did way back
in the day where I was singing all of the TV theme songs?
Oh, Chucky Gaywagon.
Yes.
Yeah, what was the name of the, it was Thematics, right?
Thematics, yeah.
And I believe, didn't Durs have a really funny name for,
we did a Guitar Hero sketch.
That was like one of the first things that blasted us off.
We were in GamePro Magazine, and we flipped the fuck out.
Hundreds of people saw this video.
I know.
I loved, I loved that early success that we had,
that we're like, oh, my god, we made it.
We're in GamePro Magazine.
Yeah, just kind of on the side of a page.
G4 Network is talking about us.
Our name is in Olivia Munn's mouth.
Come on, we're going.
Whoa, weird sentence.
No, like keep my name out in your mouth.
Our name is Olivia Munn's mouth, come on.
Like she's saying our name.
Hate it, bro, come on.
Has Olivia Munn, like, just denounced her G4 background?
Does she even kind of look back, or do you think she's just moved on?
I think that's a good thing to like, especially with now,
like nerd culture is like super hyper on top.
Like you can be like, I know she knew that and was like,
I'm going to slide in here.
Do you think she's got a sick G4 tat?
She was exploiting the nerd culture.
That girl's not a nerd, dude.
No, she's not a nerd.
She was kind of, you don't think she's a gamer?
No, I don't.
It's what we called nerd baiting.
And that was the first time I learned about it.
And Blake was fully baited.
Yeah, you were baiting all right.
I was totally baiting.
Hey, man, keep my name out your mouth, dog.
I was not.
I was not.
Dude, I love squishing your name all up in my mouth.
I love deep-throating your mouth, dude.
I love deep-throating your name in my mouth, Blake.
Wait, what was the name in the thing?
Wasn't your name Gunnar Torkelson?
Oh, yeah, but that was like my fake ID name.
Oh, really?
Did we cover that?
Yeah, we used a lot of.
We had Adams.
Gunnar Torfenson.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah.
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We used our fake ID names quite a bit, I feel,
because mine was my workaholics character,
Adam DeMamp.
I was Devin D. Mamp, which we've covered.
Because you're homey who made IDs.
This is the best.
Could only rearrange letters.
He's like, I can't give you a new name.
I can only rearrange the letters.
It was literally the first Photoshop, Adobe Photoshop
won the first time they came out with it.
Right, it's Adobe Photoshop.
Yeah, they probably just called it Photoshop.
Allegedly.
And it was, what, 2000?
And late?
I think 2000.
Yeah.
And he could take letters away or numbers away.
He couldn't add something new and have it look good.
So he could just rearrange the letters on the ID.
So he had to use whatever your name was.
He could rearrange the name and make it a new name.
So I was Devin D. Mamp.
Yeah, which is pretty good.
The fact that you pulled Devin, you're like,
I'll definitely be Devin.
Yeah, I'm Devin Mamp.
You know that last name, Mamp, that you've heard?
Yeah, the Mamp Clan.
Oh, it was a D, like middle initial?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, D was a middle initial.
Oh, I thought it was DeMamp.
OK, I'm OK.
And then on the show, I was like, DeMamp is a cooler name
than just Mamp.
Mamp is, the Mamp family is a proud family.
It's a family name.
The Mamp family.
Oh, of the Omaha Mamps?
Of the Mamps?
Of the Mamp.
That's right, that's right.
Yes, yes, that's right.
The Mamps.
By way of Iowa?
Yes, that is correct.
Maryland and Waterloo.
Before that, Ireland, the Mamps.
The Mamps family.
The Mamps, of course.
Mamp actually means mountain that cascades into water
and just kind of turns into mud.
Can you go fetch the goats off the Mamp now, Lassie?
Frolicking in the Mamp.
Come in my Mamp.
You know, I learned what, like, when Chloe was,
like, changing her name from Chloe Bridges to Chloe Devine.
As she should, as she should.
As she should, as I made her.
We were, like, looking up, like, the meanings of names.
And, like, the Bridges is, like, people,
it was kind of whack.
I think I know what Bridges is.
Can I take a guess?
Yeah, please do.
Is it, like, something that connects two pieces of land?
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Points, yes, yes.
How does he do it?
I don't know how he does it.
Yeah, it's like people that lived near Bridges
or under Bridges or by Bridges.
And it's like, that's a crazy way to just, like, name.
Yeah, they're a troll family.
Trolls.
That's a crazy way to name yourself.
Like, just, like, by kind of where you were.
We're under the bridge.
But Devines were hilarious.
Devine was either they were, like, a well-to-do person
that they would.
I think it was church or something.
That they were divine.
Yeah.
Or, and this happened quite a bit,
it was, like, a way to make fun of someone
as a way who's, like, thinks he's, like, hot shit.
And so you're like, oh, they're a divine.
Oh, OK.
So it was, like, bougie.
Adam Devine, you fancy bitch.
So Devine meant bougie back in the day.
Yeah, I guess so.
So technically, I'm Adam bougie.
You guys were kind of like.
I think we know what Blake's last name means.
Hey, bitch.
Oh, fuck off, brother.
You're my dad.
He's my son.
And it really is that, right, Anders' son?
Yeah.
You are my son.
Anders' son.
And I think my last name does mean, like, island or something.
Home?
Yeah, like, off the shore island.
Oh, home, OK.
Like, Dolph Lundgren explained it to me one time.
He was like, your name means.
One time.
Oh, yeah.
He was like, Anders means strange.
And your last name means.
Well, he said, I'm going to tell you once.
And if I, if I have to say it again,
I'm going to beat the fuck out of you, dude.
That's what your name means.
No, it was tight.
I was crying when he told me.
I was like.
That was tight.
I forget.
I did.
I don't forget that Dolph Lundgren was on the show.
But when people asked me.
Like, you were black out.
I was black out.
It was Halloween.
No, no, when people asked me, like, what kind of what guest
sorts did you have on the show?
I say Jack Black, Ben Stiller and then that's kind of.
Yes, legendary.
Goddamn, that's so cool.
But Dolph Lundgren is right the fuck up there.
Yeah, what a fucking living legend.
Yes, insane.
And I just wanted to let people know that this dude was he's
a movie star, right?
Of a certain era and showed up on our show and was game
and between takes.
He wasn't like, I'll be in my trailer.
He was just off to the side, stretching with his leg.
Very high.
He was telling.
He was like, gather around.
Tell me your last name and I will tell you.
So tell you what it is.
Well, you know, to be perfectly honest, which we always keep
it mojandid on this podcast podcast.
Yeah, I got to keep it a hundred.
He at first was kind of like, I got to keep it a hundred.
I can only be here for four hours or whatever he said.
Yeah, three hours.
And then we started improving and he was like kind of having fun
and we're like giving him extra lines and jokes to say.
And he was like, oh, this is this is fun.
We and then he was having a good time and he was like, I'll stay a little longer.
Which I thought was so cool.
There's a Norseman here.
And then he started punching.
He started punching us.
Yeah, he was like that.
He saw Ders and was like a fellow Norseman.
Right. Yeah.
And an Islander home.
Right. An Island.
They came up with the island boy things.
Dude, those guys.
Those guys kind of came and went pretty quick.
Huh? Those guys fucking came and went.
Yeah, they're around.
They are. They are starting to box.
You'll probably see them in a fight soon.
Oh, they're going to be in, like, yeah, what's that box in each other?
Like that Barstool Sports does, like rough and rowdy.
Is that right? Well, yeah.
Remember, we were like talking about, man, we want like a fighting thing
where it's just like regular guys fighting.
And then I realized we kind of have that.
It's like social influencers fighting each other.
Yeah. A lot of that.
Well, no, it's I think it is rough and rowdy.
I think that is the like Barstool Sports just gets like fucking guys
just like the electrician versus the guy that works in the produce section at Ralph's.
Well, the other day, there was like a big one.
The other day that I don't think is big one, Barstool.
It's like, what's that?
That new company like DAZN.
I think they call it like day days in or something.
Oh, yeah. Yes.
They've asked me to fight Blake.
Fight me, fight David.
No, they asked me to like comment on a fight,
like be sitting there and being like ringside.
Yeah. Yeah.
That'd be kind of cool.
Yeah, it would be.
I for whatever reason, I couldn't do it.
And then they never asked me.
It's really weird.
I mean, I get it, but like this the sport of boxing is kind of kind of wild right now.
Are they the same company that does the versus battles?
I think so.
Oh, those were so popping during quarantine.
That was probably my best memory of covid.
We're like versus battles.
Those were so sick.
It wasn't like spending more time with your family and loved ones and like.
No, bro, that that that was.
Hey, don't get it twisted.
Oh, yeah.
It was those versus battles that you watched on your computer.
The whole family would gather around the laptop at 10.
The verses.
Oh, you're 40 versus.
Yes, yes.
You're eight year old with the pops of popcorn.
Sit down, man.
Dude, it was super sick because what was what was so weird and cool about
quarantine is you'd be watching verses and the chat would legit have like
since nobody's at the club, like T.I.s in the chat, swizz, swizz beats in the chat.
Like in your just like swizz beats is the producer of it.
But yeah, go ahead.
Yeah, yeah.
But like you're like chatting and commenting along with the verses and
everybody's at home.
Nobody is out.
So like you were like, yeah, swizz.
I agree.
It's you.
It's you being like, yeah, tip.
Tell them totally, T.I.
Hey, ATL and back down.
It was just cool knowing that because I get extreme FOMO.
So like knowing no one is having fun was very much like it was very calming to me.
Oh, yeah.
The bitch.
Oh, yeah, the bitch.
Extreme FOMO.
I get extreme FOMO.
You know what FOMO is, correct?
Yes, we know what FOMO is.
Thank God, I don't want to have to fear of missing out.
We know.
We're actually always talking about that when you're not around.
Yeah, Blake's like, I bet Blake wishes he was here with us.
I always do.
I think I only watched a couple of those.
It was like KUMO-D, who's very cool.
Like I see where he got the name.
That was probably the one I didn't see.
It was like old school.
I didn't.
I'm such a dork.
I didn't watch any of that stuff.
I was you didn't watch any mostly just like kicking it with my family and my loved ones.
Dude, the best one by far was Young GZ versus Gucci Mane.
That shit was so sick because they actually went to the same.
Yeah, give us the highlight.
What what do they do?
What is the versus they like rap battle each other?
Yeah, basically go song for song.
Hey, I'm your I'm your 68 year old father.
They go hit for me.
They do the rap battle.
OK, they don't rap battle like making up new stuff, but they go like hit for hit.
So it's like out of the gate, they'll be like, oh, this was like my number three hit.
Then the other person will do that.
Oh, and Ludacris has never done it because he would have been the champion.
Right.
He would have done really well.
I wonder who would have gone against.
It would have been a fucking sick.
Yeah, Luda versus Busta.
Busta runs, but then but it but the thing is, is do you go until you can't go anymore?
Because basically Busta would stop at some.
No, because you can do me features because Busta doesn't have as many.
You're crazy crazy crazy about it.
You got to think about it.
Give me up with the clothes.
That's the thing, Adam, you go into these verses.
You're like, oh, Luda's going to mop this, bro.
And then they start to pull out like the shit you didn't know.
Like they were they produced or they.
Featured on and then you're like, oh, my God, that was a Busta song.
Or just songs that they listen to before Frank Sinatra.
Busta just starts playing Journey and you're like, oh, yeah, he just really likes Journey.
I was on it.
Did Scott Storch do one versus like Swiss beats?
And it was like just a thousand songs.
I think so.
It was either him or I know Swiss beats like went up against like just blaze.
People are tired.
People are like just leaving going.
They're coming back with like footlong subs.
Yeah, dude, no one's there.
You're what everyone is just watching from home.
That was the crazy part.
Oh, there's not like a little.
Oh, that's right.
It was during the height of code later on.
They were doing it. They started.
OK, that's what that's why the GZ Gucci one was sick is they did it
at a strip club in Atlanta and like that was like the first time
you were watching like a like people gather and it was like, oh, my God.
They're like, don't worry, this is the safest place to gather.
Scott Storch versus Manny Fresh, which is insane.
That's fucking good. What a night.
You know, I was in New Orleans once.
This is like a decade ago.
I think I was like shooting the first pitch perfect movie and
legendary. It was a club on Frenchman Street.
I think it was Mason and we were up in the balcony
and it was like packed that night.
We didn't know why and we had like it took a lot to get in.
And Manny Fresh was the emcee.
And it was the night that Mystical got out of prison.
Oh, yeah, it was his welcome back party.
Well, he's going back. They brought.
Oh, is he? Yeah, just yesterday.
Oh, what's only getting worse for him?
Yeah, Mystical is actually a very bad person.
Beat up another lady. What happened?
He's a very bad person. Essentially. Yeah.
Moving on. Yeah, yeah.
So anyway, you guys exchanged numbers and what?
Cool voice. Yeah, you know, Chloe and I have talked about it.
If we have a child, he's going to be the godfather.
Did I do that? Yeah, you did.
You did. And we have proof.
And it's on. But it was Mystical
the first day back from prison and he got on stage and weirdly,
Snoop Dogg was there and Snoop Dogg isn't a New Orleans guy.
So I don't. I know Mystical is nice.
Many fresh are, you know what?
He gets really bad FOMO, though.
So he probably was like, yeah, I can't.
I bet Snoop Dogg gets the worst FOMO.
Yeah, Snoop Dogg gets.
So but Snoop Dogg was on a throne.
That's sick.
Like a true throne and they gave him
like a plate of like 200 chicken wings.
And he just sat there and ate chicken wings
and watched Mystical perform.
Well, I mean, let's stop saying Mystical.
I don't want his name in our mouth.
I don't want his name anywhere near my mouth.
Check the chat from the producers.
Mystical, you're canceled on T.I.I.
Do not deep throw Mystical's name.
Yeah, we're taking a hard stance against Mystical.
Cancelled, hated him.
Yeah. Well, what sucks?
I wish it wasn't such a piece of shit because I do.
I know just his but he did rap.
And this is one of my boy T.
Murph's jokes and one of his main lines was
I came in here with my dick in my hand.
That was one of his lyrics, fair enough.
That's like how he jumps a song off.
That's how he entered most rooms.
And if you do that, it's going to catch up to you.
He said, yeah, I came in here with my dick in my hand.
Don't make me leave with my foot in your ass.
That's something, you know, be cool.
Get out of here.
Anyway, very fresh, terrific producer.
Oh, an absolute legend.
So Mystical was indicted on first degree rate charges,
which I think that's the worst degree.
And confess life sentence.
How do degrees work?
I feel that the third degree is the third degree.
Burn is worse than a first degree.
What about third degree murder?
Is that a thing?
No, first degree.
There's no third degree.
That's that's major.
I got three degrees.
Yeah, got three degrees to my murder.
Light life sentence.
Good night.
It could get could get a life sentence.
So my guess is that's the worst.
And he's also that's what he went to prison for before.
So he's a serial like rapist.
So he's a terrible person.
He sucks.
Let me stop.
We should keep his name out of our mouth.
Yeah, do not deep throat that man who I shall not mention.
But it's magical.
Do not mention.
Do not deep his name.
We were the word degree.
It seems like it means quite a bit like a scholarship degree.
Degrees temperature wise.
Let's break down degrees.
What does the what does the word degree mean?
And I wish we had this because I beat off to this.
Yeah.
A little known fact.
T.I. nation.
Kyle beats off every podcast.
I guess we forgot to mention he's not here to see you.
And it doesn't feel weird.
It feels good.
Feels real good.
It feels natural flowy.
Yeah, he fucking big.
He legit big time dust.
Yeah, yeah.
Big time dust.
Speaking of Manny Fresh, he big timer dust.
And I'm a little upset about it.
Points.
Points.
Give yourself a point.
OK, give me a second.
I've had a I've had a really early buzz ball.
It takes me a while to find stuff.
Yes, points.
What he's doing.
He's doing Emmy stuff, which that's super dope, I guess,
for what we do in the shadows, which is a producer on.
So it is very cool.
If you're going to miss the pod, that's that's a good.
Nominated for best comedy, right?
Yeah, you you think Emmys is the excuse.
You can you can miss pod for Emmy stuff.
Yeah, yeah, I feel like that.
Yeah, I feel like that's a pretty yeah.
And honestly, it's like, we're all busy.
You know, if you have to miss one, it's it's fine.
You know, we get up the hell.
I thought you guys were going to go hard on him.
I'm going to be the guy that's all my well, let's hear it.
Yeah, we don't just do do you tee off tee off.
Because what the fuck does that even mean in a war?
You want to know what the real Emmy is?
Our friendship. Oh, my God.
See, buddy, is that profound enough?
Yeah, I might I might cash it in for a golden statue.
Dude, Kyle, you know, you was teeing off on freaking execs
like two episodes ago, you know, he's going to just get jumped
by a whole crew of like powerful people.
No, they don't they don't watch the show.
They don't listen to our show.
No, I do love the idea of them winning and Kyle going on stage
wearing a suit that like somebody from the band
corn would have worn in like 1999.
He's got the chain.
Well, it's dressed up.
He gets dressed and just like skinny sunglasses
and like two like braided pigtails, a suit, a chain.
Well, this is Kyle's like first, you know, if they do win
and he gets to go on stage, this will be his first foyer into that.
So he's going to I think he will dress proper.
The issue will be if they go on like a leather satchel, you know,
if they go, dude, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He will like try to fit in, I think the first time.
But if they go on a run and they win like, you know,
how like modern family or Frasier went on a run, they won like six
in a row or eight in a row or whatever.
Yeah, by the end, they're like, and he's just going to
or Kyle's going to be wearing like a fucking zebra outfit.
Oh, he's going to cost them changes.
He's going to it'll be it'll be out there.
Or it'll just like all steampunk.
I don't like trying to bring that back.
Who's the creator of the Gilmore Girls and of Marbles, Mrs.
Maisel, who wears like straight up is the way top hats and like dresses
with like spider webs coming off them.
Oh, yeah. What is what is her name?
Paul F. Tompkins. No, no, it's a woman.
Paladino. Amy Sherman, Paladino.
Her fashion game is so next level legendary.
There's never been a show like everything she creates.
I'm I'm like, oh, I couldn't do what that is.
No, we're everyone just has like 42 sentences between each other.
Dude, I I left an audition for Gilmore Girls like super early on
when I first moved to I think it was Gilmore Girls or it was one of her shows.
No, maybe it was one of like a show she's trying to get off the ground.
But it was there was so much dialogue and you had to speak it so fast.
Yeah. And I just have a pretty slow cadence just with how I talk.
And also my brain works really slow.
You're a stumbler.
So you speak it.
By the way, you're speaking very quickly now, but it's different
when you have to memorize it for an audition and when you have to memorize it
and spit everything out super quickly.
I I said I was like stumbling through this audition
and then I can tell the casting directors like this isn't working.
And I just go, thank you.
I go, yeah.
And I stopped halfway through and I go, this one's not for me.
Thank you so much.
That means she never brought me back in.
You know, your son's not for me.
This one's not for me.
I'm not going to get this. I know I'm not going to get this.
Oh, you got her. You're like, look, here's the deal.
And I'm out. You're not going to cast me.
I'm not going to really know the line.
He just opens a buzz.
Dude, I knew the lines.
I knew the lines.
It's just I know the lines.
I'm going to stumble through a little bit.
Let's make this easy on both of us.
I'm out of here. I'm out of here.
Oh, man, dude, I'm not getting this part.
You know, and I know audition was the worst.
I wish we could get every audition we've ever done and watch them together.
That would be amazing.
Yo, oh, yeah, I bet I bet Blake has some real fucking.
Real sweet, because Blake is pretty wound up,
because he gets pretty nervous. You ever I'm not good at audition.
Have I said this on the pod?
My audition for to play the like clown in the movie it.
You lose.
If you mentioned it, dude, but but I also I see that for you.
It's the eyebrows. It is.
Yeah, it's they they were like, we want a scary Norwegian.
Where's that? I went in there and I was like.
You know, like what like full in?
Because I was like, all right, like I'm here, like let's do it.
And they were like, yeah, for sure.
Try to get it. I was like, yeah.
And they were like, OK, and by the way, for people listening,
you're just in some room off some street with a lady and a person
with a camera and then you transform into this thing for two minutes.
And then you go and you go, hey, do you guys validate parking?
Because I'm on the street.
OK, don't forget. Oh, right.
And you're just back to reality and you're like, what did I just do?
Mm hmm.
And then you go outside and there's a guy shitting on the hood of your car.
You have a ticket.
He's using the ticket, your parking ticket to wipe his ass.
You step on human shit on the way back to your car.
And you walk past a person who looks exactly like you.
Yeah, that's way more famous than you're like, well, they got it.
They're going to book it. OK, great.
And they're in clown makeup.
But the guy who ended up getting it isn't way more famous than you.
So is he just a better actor?
I would say he's probably like a better actor.
Beat you to it.
Oh, man. I mean, he comes.
He comes to he comes from the lineage, though.
Oh, he's from the lineage.
OK. Yeah.
So nepotism is why is that what you're saying?
Nepotism is why you didn't get that role.
I'm saying they got that.
They got the skill set in the butt line there, man.
To be like scary, evil clowns.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's the vibe.
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I remember for for getting Sarah Marshall,
I was called in to play Bill, not to play, to audition
for Bill Hader's role of like the brother who is like married with a kid.
And by the way, I was like, right, twenty four years old.
I didn't look like I was married with a kid.
And for whatever reason, Judd Apatow was in the room.
And it was like straight to producers callback
and I'm acting opposite Jason Seigels in the room.
And I'm like, it was way above
I'm going to come my pay grade at the time.
I was like, and so I just started.
I'm like, here's my chance to show them I can improv.
It went way off off book, like way off book.
Right. And they're like, OK.
And I went in going like, I'm going to improv a lot, you know, and make it your own.
Make it my own.
And then they're like, OK, let's just do one to script.
Couldn't couldn't do it to script.
Just was like too prepared to improv.
And by the way, when you say to improv, have you did you already go?
Did you already have like two or three bits that you were like,
I'm going to do this and I'm going to take this line and do the improv
or like legit improv, like off the cuff, then?
Yeah, yeah, I had like some sort of planned improv.
He like where like ideas where I'm like, and then if he says this,
I might do something like that. Yeah.
So that's not improvising. That's rewriting.
Yeah, totally, totally.
But then he, yeah, they they did not like that.
And then that casting director didn't bring me back for literally a decade,
literally until I hired her to that's why I directed a movie that I was producing.
And she was like, oh, hey, it's been a while.
And I'm like, I know, because you. Yeah, I know, you refused to bring me back for years.
Damn, that's fucking right.
I definitely have a casting director who is huge and casts everything
that I fuck up every audition for.
Just generally, I'm like, I didn't nail that one.
No, even even move.
And there's movies that I do want and other movies that I'm like,
it would just be good to be in this one, but I don't like love it or need to be in it.
Right. Every time I'm just like, I can't do it.
And I even tell her, I'm like, I'm back, even though I know every time.
Not good here. I'm sorry.
And she's like, no. Well, at least she's calling you back.
Yeah, I know. But like, I guess I didn't even realize that that was kind of like a good sign.
I just always assume like to be brought back.
Yeah.
Because there I feel like I'm in the same situation where I've like bombed some shit,
but I've done it multiple times.
I don't know if that's just someone being nice to me or.
Yeah. Or it's just Isaac muscling me into it.
Definitely not.
Our manager has so much muscle.
That's that must be what it is.
Yeah. Shout out to Isaac, dude.
Thanks, brother.
And Blake, you know what it is?
It's that he goes, look, if I'm going to send Adam in,
it's a package deal.
You've got to read for this one and Blake for that other one.
And they're like, yeah, all right.
I mean, we want Adam for this.
So it's your janitor number two.
Yeah. Stop it.
And then they even give me like a second go like, oh, yeah, that's good.
Here's a note. Just like you're trying to like let it.
Yeah, just kind of let it just kind of just kind of just throw it away.
And you're thrown away.
You're really making a meal out of every word.
Don't worry if we're recording this one or not.
This was for literally you're making a meal out of every word.
We've ran out of tape like you're really milking it.
Hey, so this is you just have to say does do you guys like the soup?
It's not a hole.
Do you? Well, do you guys like the soup?
Like is it cool if I am from a little bit?
Because if you do, if you do cool, if you don't,
I have so many other funny soups.
I have cold soups.
I have cabbage stew.
I like how you went from you were like, I get so many soups.
You name one soup and then you're like switching the stews.
Hey, just let's keep it the soups.
Can we just give it a soup?
Split pea soup, chicken noodle soup.
Yeah, yeah, I got it. Got it. Got it.
Who who wants some chicken noodle soup and chili stews?
I also have baked bread.
No, not bread. We send soup soup.
Stop you right there. Just name soups.
I'm going to stop you right there.
Name as many soups as you can.
This is how movies and TV's work.
So they so they only have a buzz ball.
Yeah, they only have a certain amount of food items there
and really just soup and one specific soup.
They don't have like a ton of other food ready to go for the scene.
So you do have to say soup. OK, right.
How are you guys enjoying the pizza?
No cream sandwiches. No, I made you soup pizza.
OK, thanks for coming in.
Now we don't know.
Enjoy that human shit on the way back to your car.
Oh, it's a cruel, it's a cruel mistress.
Is there any other any takebacks, giveaways,
apologies or epic slams, this epi epi.
Oh, oh, I know mine.
I don't know what you're supposed to.
I know my special freaking shout out is none other than to the
unofficial sponsor of T.I.I.
Buzz balls, baby.
Dude, you have to bring that back next week.
You have to. And I will like you're so good at holding up the things.
Like for almost as long enough to read it, but not long enough.
Yeah, you can actually read it.
Yeah, there you kind of go.
Yeah, if you tilt your head, you could sort of see that it says buzz ball.
He, like, half held up the shirt and then he, like, kind of showed the hat
for a moment. It's early and it's hot.
Look how sweaty I am.
Turn off the goddamn AC.
This ring light is cooking.
I feel like chicken tender at Sizzler.
Just fucking waiting for somebody to swoop me up.
Turn on the AC.
I love that I was able to call the fact that you didn't have your AC on.
Yeah, because I flexed my power.
I care about the environment, environment.
Oh, my God. Oh, boy. OK.
I got to go.
I would love to give flowers to our fallen comrade, Kyle, for frequency
for leaving for a good excuse this time.
Yes. For a good excuse. OK, we'll accept it.
And if he wins, what are we going to do?
Are we going to party? Yeah.
I just want to party.
I just want to party, Daddy.
I just want to party. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I can't.
By the way, Kyle, I want you to win.
I got to see this dude on stage.
Yeah, it's like he'll be up there.
Definitely. Definitely not allowed to speak, though, right?
I don't know.
I would think he's going to get that mic.
But maybe I don't know we should we got to text it.
We'll text him.
Well, the Emmys aren't tonight.
They're Monday.
But by the time there's errors or whatever.
Yeah, it'll already be out.
But yes, we have to.
He has to grab the microphone just to be like, what's up?
Yeah, Popo's out.
Popo's out.
Yeah, it's a scream.
Popo's out.
Yeah, that'd be great.
The Emmys are a absolutely terrifying place, though,
because normally, like those award shows, you just look out
like when I did the MTV Movie Award.
Oh, yeah, you.
But did you perform at the Emmys?
I performed at the Emmys a couple of years ago.
And you look out and there's like huge stars like sitting right in front.
It's like Michael Douglas and shit.
And you're just like, oh, my God, fucking.
There's like huge stars in the crowd.
The MTV Movie Awards is just like you look out
and there's just like Wiz Khalifa.
And so you're not you're not intimidated.
You're like, is that is that your epic slam?
Come on. No, he's just saying that you're very comfortable around Wiz.
He's very like Wiz.
I'm like, hey, I'm like, there's there's the homie, Wiz Khalifa.
Right. But Michael Douglas.
You are like, there's the homie, Michael Douglas.
You should be.
Dude, I starred opposite Michael Douglas in that I mean, it's animated,
but our characters talked the entire time in the green green eggs and ham.
Never said a word.
We were at a party together, one of those Emmy pre Emmy parties.
And he was standing right next to me and close it.
Go say hi to Michael Douglas right there.
I'm like, yeah, yeah, just look too scary.
He looked too intimidating.
I'm like, no, I guarantee you he rocks.
Because then didn't you say he's like, I got throat cancer
because I was going down too much.
Yeah, he was eating too much pussy.
Yeah, didn't he say that?
I don't quote him.
That's a big fat allegedly.
No, I'm pretty sure it's a big allegedly, bro.
We're putting him in.
And our producers looked us up.
I'm serious. I think he did.
I think it was. Yes.
Mystical Douglas.
No, no, no.
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