This Is Important - Ep 106: Nature Vs. Not Sure
Episode Date: October 18, 2022Today, this is what's important: Being old, generational trauma, catching up with Kyle, the dudes getting snubbed, impersonating the Always Sunny cast, The Emmys, Adam Levine, Halloween weddings, and ...more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal.
Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered
a terrible secret. I saw it in a folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see?
Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get
your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off
the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said,
I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others
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Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about what is
most obviously very crucially important. Today on This Is Important, I got to wear a girdle.
Hey, what's up? I'm sexy Gene Simmons.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Your body is fucking incredible. Oh, fuck.
Super dope foe hawk. I'll see you around.
Let's go.
Nobody clapped at the same time today.
One of the worst. Oh, man.
Oh, nice. There's no sound board today because young Blakey is missing in action.
Allegedly. Allegedly. By the way, I'm doing the sound board. Guess what I got?
What is that? You got a buzz ball. We don't need you. I got a buzz ball for those not watching
and listening. What's up with this buzz ball shit going on, man? We don't need Blake.
Where did you get? Did Blake send you buzz balls or did buzz balls send you buzz balls?
Yeah, they sent. They didn't send you? No, fuck them. They didn't send us shit.
I ordered alcohol the other day. Nice. And I was just browsing, you know. And they gave
you free buzz balls if you ordered more than $11 worth of them. And they were like,
we're getting rid of this poison. Yeah. No, you know, I was getting some Coors Light as I do.
It's cold packed, cold filtered. And I saw a buzz balls on there and I was like,
fuck yeah, let's do this. Wait, so you order Coors Light today? You could get Coors Light
absolutely anywhere. Listen, my parents are in town. My wife is in Africa on safari.
You couldn't escape to get those Coors. I'm hanging on by a thread, dude. I'm hanging on
by a thread. Yeah, they're too old to help. So it's not like having my folks here is helpful.
They don't help with the kids? Because your parents are a little older. Is it hard for them
to keep up with the youngins? They're older. Dad fell in the bushes this morning.
And then the other day, day one, my mom's like, I'll hold the baby and I go in the other room.
And she's like, ew, I hate this. Borderline. She comes in. It shit on me.
Yeah. Holding it by one arm in the neck and she's like, he's gotten heavier. I'm like,
oh my God, here. And she's like, he's really squirmy. I'm like, okay, so you can't hold.
I think my parents are, because I waited so long to, not so long, but I don't have kids yet.
And my parents are starting to get a little older. And I'm like, I think they're past the point of
really wanting, they want to have grandkids. Right. But they don't want to deal with a little
last kid. They don't want to chase them around. Because I'm the youngest of my family and none
of my brothers had kids yet. And so I, they're old for my kids, right? Yeah. It's a bummer.
But it's fun. They love it. They love looking at them for a little bit and then going to sit by
the pool. And do they, do they still, they still love your parents? Oh, the kids? Yeah, the kids.
They still, they still love them. I mean, it's, you know, when you're, I guess it's, it's very kind
of like, they'd look at that, my parents like, whoa. Like that, that can happen? We can get that
old? Look at that old hand. Yeah. I remember my grandmother, my mom's mom was, was, she had her
when she was like 40 or 41, something like in there. And so by the time I was knowing who the
hell that one was, she was super old. Wait, your mom, sorry, your, your grandmother had your mom
at 41. My grandmother had my mom at 40. And she was the youngest. Okay, got it. Yeah,
she was the youngest. It was like, whoopsies. It was a whale. And how's the genetic trauma with
that, Adam? What does that mean? What's genetic trauma? I'm gonna chime in here. What up? It's
a whole other episode. Well, oh, Kyle. Hey, welcome back. You've been gone for a month. Thank you.
Having a meal. I'm eating a cucumber. I just had some bean and cheese starving starving dude.
Hey, fucking aruguloids unite. Cool. Your king is eating your snacks. I'm eating a cucumber.
And I'm dipping it in hummus. What is genetic trauma?
Genetic trauma is like, like if you, if you have relatives or ancestors before you that had some
sort of trauma in their life, there is research that says that that can imprint itself on genetics
and pass like anxiety or trauma down to the next generation or maybe it might just be behavioral.
But so like, I heard about this. Yeah, I think it's, I've heard that too. Of course it's real.
And Adam, do you feel like an accident? No, I feel like you've lived a previous life. No,
I don't. I think that has to be true. You guys already talked about this though. Is that what
happened? No, we haven't. This is the first time I've heard someone say this before. And I think
a little bit bullshit, but, but it's sort of like if your mom, no, no, dude, think about it. Well,
if your mom is like an anxious person, think about it, you might be anxious because you're around
this anxious energy all the fucking time. It's yes, you can absolutely get nurtured into anxiety,
for sure. But there's a nature element to playboy. And that's the genetics. That's the genetics.
Thank you, Professor Playboy. There's, what'd you just say? There's a nurture to it too though,
Playboy. I said there's a nurture element too, obviously, but the nature element is very real
Playboy. Yeah. So explain that to me because I don't, I guess I don't even know what the fuck
that even means. Like the nature versus nurture, the, the, like, are you born this way or have you
been around this behavior and nurtured to who you are? Well, Lady Gaga would argue. Actually,
was born this way, right? That's right. Is somebody should do, I was nurtured this way.
Like that's a cool anthem. That's actually a better anthem. Nature versus nurture is like the
question that philosophers get de-born because it's like, are you actually like nature? Did nature
make you a serial killer or were you nurtured into being a serial killer? I can handle nothing.
Yeah. I mean, it's like, have you seen the movie Twins? It's a perfect example of nature versus
nurture. That was the whole backstory of the movie Twins. It is. Is that Danny DeVito got nothing
and Julian got everything. Missin' Blake right about now. No. I guess. Twins is great. I mean,
I guess so. I don't know. What? You guess what? What are you, what are you conceding to right now,
Playboy? Well, this Playboy is, I guess, I don't know. I guess I don't, I'm not fully on board with
if your grandparents had a trauma in their life that you feel that those same emotions that they're,
that your great grandparents then passed down through the lineage.
Oh, but I mean, but so you, you don't think it's possible or you don't think it's likely?
Well, I mean, think, think about this. Think of anything's possible. Right. But I'm saying,
think about this. If you had a great, if you had a grandparent whose sibling was kidnapped,
right? And that traumatized them forever. So the way they raised their kids was completely
different and like everything was on high alert. Everything was like extra protective and that.
So then your parents grew up in that atmosphere and that's how they raised you. And now you're
kind of a very cautious person. But isn't that nurture? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah,
but no, Adam's saying yes, nurture, but we're talking about genetics. We're talking about DNA.
So like it's all about where do your emotions come from? Are your emotions coming from your DNA
or what? What I'm saying is that it might get so deeply embedded into the who and the what
that it's part of your genetic code. I don't know that it's science, but look who's joining us now.
It's science. Oh God. Oh God. What did I stumble into? Kyle looks pissed.
Huh? Yeah, I was upset. I was hungry. He's got to join the pod again. He's pissed, dude.
Guess what, Kyle? I'm tag me in, brother. The Rockers. We're back. Come on, baby. We're back,
baby. What are they doing to you? Are you guys picking on him? No, no, I was just hungry and I
needed to have a moment and then we started the pod and I just shut up for a while because I was
eating, doggy. So like I needed you to fucking go in and fill that shit in, doggy playboy.
Oh God. Well, he says playboy now. He says playboy now. He says playboy now. He eats cucumbers
like fucking raw hot dogs. He hasn't been on the podcast for a month. He now says playboy a lot.
Has there been a month? And that's kind of the main development.
So Blake, what happened? Why were you, we were really worried about you honestly because normally
you're all about the pod. We were like worried and pissed. You're sort of our number one pod
playboy. And when you weren't here, your baby doggies were worried, buddy. And real quick,
are you reporting live from like a hunting tree fort? Those like forts in the trees? I moved.
No, that's, that's his house. He's just got a new little setup. But the hunting hat and the no shirt.
Seems like he threw it together. This is not his normal. Liver King is in the building.
Are you still not running AC? What's going on? No, bro. You guys caught me while I was doing a
little yard work. I still got my shirt off. No, no, no, no, we didn't catch you. This was
scheduled. This was a planned time to do the podcast. Yeah, I have a whole fucking production
team out here saying you got to get there. You got to get there. And your dumb ass is like,
I'm just going to go rake the fucking leaves. You're just raking the goddamn lawn, dude.
I mean, come on, playboy. That was five o'clock. That was five o'clock, doggy. Five o'clock. It's
okay, playboy. Hey, all's forgiven, playboy. Hey, Blake, nature or nurture? Yeah, I'm nature,
baby. Nature boy. What's the best movie about nature versus nurture, Blake? When we're bound.
So quick on the draw. Thank you, guys. Does that make sense? I just, wait, what is nature versus
nurture? Dude, I have no idea. Like the movie twins. Blake was like, what's the best movie that
takes place in nature? Was that what you were just doing? Oh my God. I think that's the process.
You know it's the edge. Come on. It's Milo notice. It's Milo notice. It's five old goes west or American
tale. Those are not. That's not a nature. That's just animals. That's nature, man. Is nature not
animals? No, nature's not animals. Animals are strong. I know that. I know that. Do you guys
remember Milo and Otis? Did you see that shit? Is that Michael J. Fox, playboy? That's Stuart
Little. Oh, that's Homeward Bound. No, dude. It was like, it was a cat and dog, but it was
narrated by like British people. Like they're like, Milo, we got to go to the mom's house.
I don't remember this even a little bit, dude. British people? Are you sure? What's the Michael
J. Fox movie where he's a dog? Is that Homeward Bound? Michael J. Fox as a dog? Benji goes west.
I don't remember when Rodney Dangerfield was the animated dog. What was that one called?
And we're back. We're back. Today on Not Naming Movies, we kind of haven't seen. Yes,
Blake comes in hot with a Bud Light shirtless, asking the important questions of what was that
one called? How's this one, Blazer? Playboy. Doggy. What do you got? He's got a buzz ball,
baby. Oh, my. Is your screen on? Hold up. Are you gardening in a fucking crop of marijuana?
What's going on? Oh, I hope so. This dude's buzzing. I'm sorry. Dude, shout out to harvest season for
all the weed growers out there. It's coming around the corner. You can go on my way out.
This one goes out to all the weed growers. Shout out. That's around the corner, baby. I want to
see some crops. Shout out to them. I'm actually going to pull up to a farm on the 15th of October.
I'm very excited. I've never been to one. Wow. Oh, that sounds fun. Yeah. And thank you for
listening. Bro, thanks. Thank you for your time. Thanks for everything. Yeah, thanks for the memories
lost, okay? Yeah, baby. I love it. By the way, name of the movie, Rover Dangerfield. Look it up.
Yeah. I've never heard of that, actually. No, I don't know that. Rover Dangerfield,
it was Rodney Dangerfield Animated Vehicle. Animated Vehicle? What did you say?
It was Rodney Dangerfield Movie Picker. Oh, yeah, the bitch. Here's what I thought. I was like,
it's we're recording this on a Monday night. I'm like, is Blake watching football? And he's like,
his team lost or something. And now he's like blackout drunk in an alleyway somewhere.
No, they already lost. Fuck off. I was chilling. I thought it was at five o'clock. That's my bad.
It's all good. But my streak continues. I still haven't missed a pod. I'm here and I'm happy.
Who doesn't know how to tell time now, boys? Okay. You. Hold up. Still true. It's still true.
Wait, so did you guys like? What? Kyle, did you fill us in? Did you talk it?
Can we talk about Emmys two months later? Let's talk about it. What do you want?
You want the scoop? What do you need, baby? Yeah, we want the hot Hollywood goss.
Yeah, give us that hot goss, dude. Two months later, baby. Who was the hottest dude there
that you saw that just stopped your heart? Yeah. Yeah, you were like, that you're like,
oh my God, that is the guy from Big Bang Theory. Are we hottest or just like dopest,
dopest hand I'm sure. You're not that guy, dude. Trust me.
Whichever one. Go down the list. He wants to talk about it. Whoever it was.
No, no, I just, I shook the hand of Arthur Fonzarelli, the Fonz, Henry Winkler, and I dug that.
Oh, yes. Oh, sure. I met him a few times. That was just a cool moment. I liked it.
Yes, points. That was cool. What's the context of that, though?
But here's the thing. Let me give you the context. I busted my fucking back playing
pickleball right before the Emmys. Oh God, you got to be careful.
I've heard this story, yes. Like that morning? Like it was the day before I fucked my shit up.
Pulled something or like fell and then. Some vertebrae L5 fucking shifted and
like gave me some soft tissue issue that was. A soft tissue issue. You went to a doctor,
you got a CAT scan. I got x-rays. Yes, I got x-rays. I went to chiropractor and they charged me
for x-rays. My left leg is still numb currently. I'm sorry. Why are you, why are you busting chops
about they charged you for x-rays? I don't know. I just remembered that. It was just a detail.
You're like, I went and got x-rays and they charged me for them. Well, I don't know. I haven't turned
it into the insurance yet, so I guess it's still hitting the pocketbook. You know? They'll probably
end up covering that. I think that's probably just me. So when I listened to this, I'm like,
oh yeah, I got to turn that into the insurance. You know, it's just all like. Yeah, smart. Yeah,
reminder. Okay, so and is this, was this like a badass point that you were diving for or this is
old man injury 101? Dude, I got to the court first. It was hella hot. I started warming up. Okay,
set the stage. Kyle's back. What? Kyle's back, baby. How do you warm up? Do you have a routine or
you're just kind of like? Well, I don't normally do this, but I saw like a wall and I'm like,
I'm just going to hit, I bought some new pickle balls and I'm like, I'm going to hit it against
the wall. And so before anybody shows up, I'm like just rookie mistake before anyone got there. So
wait, you heard yourself and you aren't playing anyone yet. And I felt something I like reached
for and I felt like a foot chunk and I was like, oh dude, what was that foot chunk? You felt the
Netflix sound? It's like, oh, there goes big red. My back back's all for chunked, brother.
Inflammation. Yeah, bro, your back's all your back's all for chunked right now.
For chunking. Oh my god. I'm for chunking. I'm for chunking. I'm just trying to for chunking.
And so then let's see here, then Paul Sim showed up and Paul Sim showrunner of shadows.
He showed up to play and I was like, dude, something just happened. Like something just
happened. He's like, yeah, I played yesterday. And he's like, wait, are you for chunked? It seems
like you're for chunking. He was like, yeah, I played yesterday. Okay, so we both got our, we
both got our excuses out of the way. Get on the other side, you know? And so then it was like, okay.
Wow, really fucking just put you, he's like, get in the game though. I don't want to hear it,
brother. This is pickle balls. Yeah, he's like, we've been waiting to play. Yeah,
we've been waiting to play. And then the other writers show up and I play a game. It's, I can't,
I'm, you know, it's hurting. It's starting to like hurt and then play another game and the
fucking thing seized up, dude. And then it got even worse. We'll be talking about the Emmys here.
Wanted to talk Emmys. Well, this is the subtext to the Emmys for me, bro. Yeah. Yeah. You felt a
twitch and then you pushed it. Well, I felt a foot chunk. And then I, and then I pushed it.
I pushed it hard. I was really trying to win. And then as you do, I'm still going to set it.
It got to the point after the second game where I fucking like, I couldn't walk. I just couldn't
walk. Could not walk at all. I was like, I'm done. I walked off the court. So you're walking.
Tried to stretch it out. Fucking dude, fucking hurt so bad. That sucks. How did you try and
stretch it? Did you do like a figure four? Yes. Yes. And loosen up your hips. I don't know a lot
about stretching. And I was like digging deep into like, should have called your boy, playboy.
Yeah, called theirs, man. You know, yeah, man, sitting pigeon, dude. Just do that for like 10
minutes and it'll open everything up. I was trying to open the hips up. I was, I did know enough to
be like, this is the fucking hip thing, bro. Thank you, God. This is like an IT band thing,
like a hip thing, something in there is foot chunked. Spread those hairs. So is this leading to
you telling us that you showed up to the awards show like Snoop Dogg in a wheelchair? Please tell
me that's the case. And then you saw. And then you stood up. And you stood up. Never walk again,
but anyway. Yeah, that's a good moment. But it's a great moment. It did work out to wear it when
I put on my tux that I haven't worn in years. I had a back brace on. Who were you wearing? Who
were you wearing? Oh, so it's a little tighter than I got to wear a girdle, you know, I got to wear
a back brace was essentially a girdle. Everything real tight. Oh, so you were looking
extra fit. Uh huh. Yeah, I was. Okay, I like that. I like that. I like that you were eating
snacks and your cool slow motion photos that they take at the Emmys. I thought that was tight.
Hot, hot, hot, hot. That was pre chiropractor. Just missed you. I know, dude. What the fuck
was that, Derz? Can we talk about that? Like, what happened? It's a whole, it will take a whole
walk with this one. We're having hot, hot Emmy talk two months later. You heard it here last.
Yeah. This is like a yearly party that happens the night before. Snoop was there,
by the way. I know. We've, we've covered it. Yeah, we did a whole podcast about it. Yeah.
Isaac fucked up and last minute I found out I had the RSV filled out and then I got there
and you were already gone. By the way, the tickets to that fucking party are incredibly
expensive. I heard more than an x-ray or what? Yes. Oh, you, you have to buy tickets. Yeah,
like people buy tickets to that party to get people in. So if you got in, I don't know,
you got in hella late, but we were trying to get in and they had to pull some Fugazi to get
us there. Well, you should have just been invited. Can I tell you something? Someone at the front
was like, yeah, it's $200 each and they just made a G off you guys. Well, you can't get through,
man. You gotta dump the wallet. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Well, you came in like,
you came in very late. You were very late to that party. I've never paid for that party in my life.
Well, you know it's for charity. No, you're not. No, you don't pay for that party. You don't,
but whoever gets you your tickets is paying for that ticket. Because it's for charity. Yes. Yeah.
Yes. It's a money laundering scheme. It's a charity, Avengers. You sick fuck. No, it's not
for charity. It's the motion picture fund throws the party. Yeah. And then they invite you. They're
not. Yeah, no, it's not a charity. It's just the motion picture fund is like the basically,
it's like the retirement fund for actors. It's a bagel. Yes. That's right. Correct.
I believe so. Yes. You don't know. I think that's my point. Okay. Well, I definitely don't think it
is a charity. And if they, and if you did, here's what I know. I know I didn't pay to get in. I
know you didn't pay, neither did I, neither did anybody I went to, neither did anybody that
went there, but there's still our tickets for that party. You know what I mean? So you're just
taking food off people's plates. What's going on here, man? So there's like, you could just be
like a rich guy from Alaska who's just like, you know what, I'm going to this party and you pay a
thousand dollars and you go if they're not at cap. And plus I heard her five times that, by the way.
Whoa. Oh my God. Whoa. Yeah. That seems crazy. It's insane. When I found it, I was like, what the
fuck? But you got in and you took great photos. That's true. I got in. I took free photos. I got
free food. Did you see Snoop and 50 cent? I saw 50. I saw Snoop. I saw, I saw Paul Shear. I saw
Jeff Bridges. Is it real? Fitty Snoop Shear. That's the new G unit. I like that. I'd go to see that
concert.
Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist
and an author at Stanford University. And I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe
in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and
our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities.
Like, does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident? Or can we create new
senses for humans? Or what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet? So join me
weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality.
Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever
you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking
story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all new story of Betrayal.
Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered
a terrible secret. I scrolled down, and that's when I saw a hidden folder, and I opened it.
What the hell did I just see?
I was scared that he was coming home. What Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark
she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god, I gotta get out of the house.
He's gonna find out that I've seen this, he's gonna come kill me.
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Oh, let's hear it. I've just been kind of like kicking it with Matt Barry to tell you the truth.
Like we just kicked it that night. Oh, my good guy, my good friend. Freaking ledge. Dude,
the best. Well, I told you. So two nights before I see this guy, Matt Barry. Yeah,
baby. Who's a legend. What we do in the shadows fame. I go, hey, IT crowd toast. For sure. But
little Garth Meringue. Let's do it. Thank you. I go, what's up, man? My name's Anders. I'm best
friends with Kyle. We did workaholics together. He said, that's not what I heard, man. And then he
goes, all right. Period. End of interaction. Because he's like, oh, you're the Anders that Kyle's
been talking to me about. I don't think so. So I got a message for Matt Barry. Next time I see you,
can we talk a little longer? Yeah, I love to bend your ear. Maybe we have a conversation, Matthew.
That's life. Is he? That's all. Is Matt kind of a dick, Kyle? No, dude. No, I met a Matt
Comic-Con. He's sick as fuck. Yeah, dude. No, Matt rules. Well, he's nice to you. He wasn't nice to
our friend, Anders. I'm Kyle's best friend. That's why. Yeah, but I will say on, on Barry's behalf,
I can't, I can't, I wasn't there in that moment that you had with him. I think there was a reason
behind it. He was jet lagged, very sleepy and very tired. Sure. Okay, okay. But then, okay. But then
also I want you to know that the next night, because I thought you were going to be at that party
from the beginning. Remember when I texted you, I'm like, are you over there? Because I'm at the
FX party. Yep. And I hear it. And you're like, no, I'm not hobnobbing. And I told Matt, I was like,
Matt, the dude that you shunned last night is going to two nights ago showing up. He's going to be
and he was like, that was stoked. Matt was like, Oh, cool. I get to meet him with you.
Great. He's like, good. I'm going to shun him again. I'm going to fucking double shun him.
I'm Kyle's friend now. I know. That's what he was. He was being protective over Kyle. He's
like the old friends. I'm the new guy who didn't. He like canceled my RCP probably. He was probably
him. Oh, it was Matt. Matt Barry did to you what you did to me when, when we went up for
Thanksgiving to and we got drunk that night and I was pissing next to your friend. Yep. And you
were like, remember we were outside Blake remembers this. We're outside some house and we're pissing
in a bush and then you get mad and like try to tackle me and you're like, you're pissing too
close to my friend. That's right. That's right. Yeah. That's right. I think that same sort of
situation was happening. He's, he was like territorial. He has his old. Yeah. He was like,
I'm, I'm his new friend now back up off. Yeah, it could be. And Der's got the short end. Maybe,
maybe the genetic trauma that's going to stem from this. They're never going to be able to go
up to anybody and say, hi, we know a person. They're never going to be able to go to a party that
you can just pay to get into, which makes the party way less cool. You know what? You kind of
big-timed Matt now that I think about it because I was like, Der's is over. Der's is over there.
Let's go meet him. Let's go hang out. And then we got over there and he was like,
is your friend here? Like he kept asking if you were there.
He really wanted to meet you, bro. Well, he did already. Well, we meet you. He really wanted to
make amends. I'm sorry. I mean, those parties are weird. Sometimes it's like you're, he might have
been in mid conversation with someone else and I remember, nope, he was brought over to me by,
I guess, maybe our mutual agent. Well, that's weird. He was like, do you guys know each other?
I go, I'm Anders, one of Kyle's best friends. We created Workaholics together. He goes,
Wow. Okay. Well, here's the thing also, you know what? Workaholics means nothing.
And Kyle told me the context later on. So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jet lag. Jet lag. But like, didn't like, yeah.
That was this jet lag. No time for me. Water trash.
Water trash. Oh, good job. Like, well, what about that?
This is what I want to say. The thing about that is Workaholics means nothing to him,
because Matt and I go out and like, it means absolutely nothing. And when we're going out
in Toronto. Oh, cool. That that water under the bridge. People, people.
Your life work means nothing to him. Yeah.
Well, because it just didn't hit. It didn't hit over there. He's been,
this is his first time in American TV. He did community. He did Portlandia. Like,
he's done some guest appearances, but he's never been involved in American television,
always BBC, you know. You just named two other American shows.
But he just did a guest appearance for like a couple of days. You know what I mean? He hasn't
been ingrained in American television except for shadows. And so I don't know if you like,
say you brought over like a Australian swimmer, I didn't know. And you're like,
hey, this is this really famous Australian swimmer. Great hack it. It's grand hack.
What's up, bro? What's yours? What's yours? I guess you have to have something.
Or even just like, hey, I'm friends with your friend. That should at least elicit a, hey, man,
nice to meet you. Cool. I love Kyle. I went to Millard South. I go, okay, now I know the deets.
We're talking Millard South. You're not that guy, pal. Trust me. Never seen it not a fan.
Maybe it was the introducer. Maybe it was the fact that it was like the agent and kind of
started to feel not personal and he wanted to meet you personal level. That could be.
He was more interested in meeting you through me. Okay. So he wanted to do that.
I like that. I get that. I get that. I love how for whatever reason we're coming up with
excuses to support this dude. What? Well, yeah, Matt, Matt fucking rules. I'm not saying he doesn't.
I'm on your side here, Dears. I'm sure he rules. I'm not even coming at home, boy. I'm just saying.
I know. It was just fact and he was laughing about it too.
Hey, I remember that time it was at a, I think it was at a Comic-Con party
and I met Rob McElhaney. Then I don't remember. Don't remember.
Yeah. Well, for sure. I definitely don't barely remember, but only because Rob sort of shunned
me and I was like talking to Charlie Day. Whoa. Sunny beef. Damn. This is going to go viral, bro.
And then he was like, it was like, Hey, do you know Rob? And I'm like, Oh, hey, man, great to meet you.
I'm sure it's more like Robin, baby. My guy. Genetic trauma.
And I remember being so bummed. And then I remember being like that. I guess I don't like him.
And then later talking like months later, talking to Charlie. And he was like, Oh,
yeah, he had no idea who you were within that moment. And I think he just saw your guys' dicks.
Oh, yeah. But just saw your what? Because our nuts were out.
Because we pulled our dicks out when we were playing.
Nuts. Beer. Nuts. Nuts were whole cocks. I can't remember.
I think it was full nuts. Full nuts. We were trying to distract people while playing beer pong
and we pulled our nuts out. And guys, this was before it was back when it was cool to pull your
nuts out. I saw those dudes at the FX party. You just saw Glenn and Charlie, though, right?
Did you see? No, I saw Glenn, Charlie and Rob. I saw them all. I said, what's up?
I haven't seen those dudes in a minute. Yeah, they were all there. They were all hanging.
And how was the vibe per person? The vibe? I didn't have words with Rob. I didn't. I just,
I said hi. I just said hi. I just said hello. Oh, you got, wow, it's some Hollywood beef.
Seems like a pattern. I think I said hello. And did you have your dick out at any moment?
Not at all. I was just limping. Hey, that theory's in the trash now.
But I talked with Glenn and Charlie and when I was talking with Glenn, I was, he was like,
man, I haven't seen you in forever. And I was like, I think the only time we've ever met was at Comic-Con.
Like year one, we went and it was like after we did our first red carpet and I told him,
I said, you know how we got on the carpet? Nobody know who workaholics was. They were all
Matt Barry and us. And so I know what that means. And so we fucking remember we said, we said,
we were always sunny in Philadelphia and then hit the carpet high and high out of our mind.
We said we were always sunny in Philadelphia fans. We just whispered fans really quiet.
I remember saying that. I don't think we said, I think a publicist didn't know who we were and
they wrote always, they wrote always sunny in Philadelphia and we were just like, yeah.
Oh, we just took it and ran. Yeah, we took it and ran. And then it is sunny in Philadelphia.
They're taking photos and they're like, this isn't the cast of always sunny. Like we watched that
show. This is not them. Why are their nuts out? Those pictures are legendary. Like first red carpet.
Oh, I think we did it. We're all just having a great time with it. Striking all the poses. Oh man.
Those days are over. No more fun. No more fun. No more tight lips. Serious.
Would you guys not happen enough? I never want to be fun with you guys again.
No guys, we're going to have fun again. We just all need to be nice to each other.
We all need to be in the same place. In the same country. Yeah. Same place.
Speaking of us. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
I also want to finish the Glenn story because we got to get to the Emmys. We never get to the Emmys.
I was like, I was like, dude, didn't I talk to you at the bar? And he was like, yeah, you were like
emotionally distraught at that party. And I remember like, I remember it was right after we
wrapped season one and I was so fucking tired and like just like, I think I like cried at the
fucking bar. Like I think I got borderline cry in front of this man. Right. That's cool.
I love that. That's fucking cool. I'm going to walk away. And I didn't want to tell anybody about
that. And now here I am because I haven't seen you guys in a month. I'm talking about it on the
podcast. So I don't remember you being sad at that bar. But then again, I think we were all
like just a little party tornado. I don't know if you were paying much attention.
What's a big fucking whirlwind? They had a candy bar. Remember when Sarah was there?
Yeah, those were super. By the way, real quick interjection and we don't even have to stay on
open the buzz ball. I'll be drinking. I finished a job. Somehow like fruit flies are now in my room.
Yeah, dude. I guess there's worms in it. Never had fruit never had fruit flies before.
They want that sweet, sweet nectar baby. So you so you got to the Emmys wearing a girdle.
You're sitting down standing up is that hurting you was that painful. And then you see the
fawns. Winkler. That was at the end. I saw the forearms when everybody was up and moving.
Oh, so then you shook his hand and you said, I said, nice to meet you. I'm a big fan.
And he said, seed fellers are people too. So the whole preface of the story was to lead to that
moment, Kyle. That's the big pale. It wasn't a big moment. There was lots of stuff. I have other
things. This is a month ago, you guys. It was three months ago. What's crazy to me is that we were
we were like, who did you see? And you're like, yeah, we can talk about who I saw,
whose hand I shook. Yeah, all of us were like, here's a good story.
Here it is. And then you told the back story. They're not they're not great stories. I mean,
you know what, they're just moments, dude. They're just moments. These are just moments.
For those of you who have been to the Emmys, you'd understand. They're just moments.
Wow. Was that a fucking cheap shot, bro? No, no, I've been been a couple of times performed once.
See, Adam knows they're just moments, man. But you were in the audience, Kyle. You were straight
out. Yeah, you don't even know what it's like to be on that stage, dog. Never been. I was at a table.
No, I was at a table. Never gonna go. You might. Come on, you might. You were on. I saw you on a
list. I saw your name on a list, Playboy. Okay. Yeah, no, there's no doubt about that. But I don't
think I'm ever I don't think I'm gonna go unless I'm ever invited or like nominated or asked to be
there. Yeah. Hey, that's a good call. Definitely don't buy a ticket to the Emmys. That'd be fucking
weird. I saw him on a list. Did you see that on yours? Did you see that list where it was like
they were like, who's gonna be nominated? And then if not, here are the ones that are fucking next
up and you were on that list. So bro, you were fucking close as shit. Wait, what was the list
called? Who was nominated? And if they're not, who's gonna be next? This doesn't seem that official.
Here's the fucking next one. Are you talking about the voting ballot? Yeah, it was like
Emmy anticipation, something like that. It was like, watch out for this guy. And it was like,
you were on a list. This is just your buddy, Pat's list that he made in his basement. I know.
I'm like, is Adam's mom putting together this? What are you talking about? Maybe. Maybe I did
see you on an FB, bro. Maybe. Hey, congrats, man. You're the comics to watch out for this guy.
For maybe if you're not one of the main ones, here's some other ones that maybe could possibly
be the ones that you should. Oh, whatever, dude. 2023 comics to watch out for this guy.
When you guys watch the Emmys, are you like, yes, those are the shows, those are the people,
that's those are the ones that I think are worthy. Well, I didn't know we were up in
in best comedy and I didn't really know like the other ones. I didn't know like, I hadn't
seen the other comedies that were an anomaly. It was Abbott Elementary. Ted Lasso. I think,
I think Abbott's good. Oh, and then that woman did that insane song. Yes. Yes. That was great.
That was kind of sick. It was cool. It was dope. Was a good life. It was great life. You weren't
feeling that? I was not feeling that. I thought it was an absolutely insane song to bust out.
I like that. Here's what I'll, here's what I'll say. If Adam started doing that, the music starts.
Right? If I start just singing. Yeah, the music. They're playing me off right away.
That was a big gripe. They were playing the music too fast. I was getting pretty fucking pissed
at that, especially when Jennifer Coolidge got up there to get hers. And it was like,
why are, I would much rather watch Jennifer Coolidge speak longer than this. Then they
shut it down and they threw on a Kia commercial for like fucking. I have a fucking 24 hour stream
just like people can talk as long as they want. It doesn't fucking matter, dude. It's already
six boring ass hours. Well, I think there should be limits. We can all start weekend.
I disagree. Keep it short. Just say you get 30 seconds, say thank you, or get 30 seconds. And
if you want to do a quick 30 second song, I guess, okay. Right. Do a sketch. Yeah, do a song. I guess
all right. That's fucking cool, man. By the way, the Kimmel bit. Okay. Funny. You're like passed out.
You're drunk or whatever. What was that? With Will Arnett? Yeah, yeah. You gotta get up. Get up.
You gotta get up. The bit's over. Nobody cares. I know. He was like, no, I'm gonna commit a bit.
Or talk about it beforehand and go, okay, so Jimmy Kimmel got dragged on by Will Arnett.
Blackout drunk. And the bit was like, Jimmy, you can't be here tonight. He's, and he's looking down
at him out of it. It was funny. It's very funny. Yes. But then you gotta talk about it. So when
the person wins, Will, you pull me off and away so they can have their moment. So Will Smith won,
and Jimmy decided to stay on the stage. Will Smith won and slapped.
Adam, is that right? Adam. Will Arnett drags Kimmel out does a bit about him not being there.
I'm sorry. I was, I was getting the Oscars and the Emmys confused. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. So the whole
bit is that Kimmels passed out drunk and he had to get pulled out there on the floor in a tuxedo.
Very funny, right? But then when the person wins, Kimmel just lays there under the microphone while
she's giving a heartfelt speech. And it's like, that sucks. Yeah. Don't, don't be there. Get pulled
back. If you want to commit to the bit, get pulled away. Well, that's on Will. He should have pulled
him off. It's kind of on Jimmy. It's on Jimmy. Yeah. They were, they're a duo at that point.
If you're not getting pulled off, have the wherewithal to go. The bit's over. Then you have to get
up. That's right. That's right. They're a duo. Oh, shit. Where am I? And then just walk away.
Yeah. That's correct. And then Brunson, you, if the bit's happening, give your speech and then
you drag him off. Oh, yeah. The bit. Then fucking leg drop him like Hulk Hogan. Exactly. That would
have been sick. Wake up. Wake up. That would have been good. I'm gonna do. We need to get
control of the Emmys. Like, we should have control of that show. Wake up.
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I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all new story of Betrayal.
Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a
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What the hell did I just see?
I was scared that he was coming home. What Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark,
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He's gonna find out that I've seen this, he's gonna come kill me.
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Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in
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I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed freeway fan.
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The killer believed that he may have been seen by the mother.
That guy is, he's out of sync with even the worst people.
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Did you guys see the celebrity beef that I was embroiled in the last few days?
Wow, I like this. We got hot goss. I'm marinating. I know. And is this also from two months ago?
Yeah, well, technically, yes.
Well, Adam Levine, I always get people will accidentally post me
being like, oh my God, I'm watching. I'm at an Adam Levine show, but then they'll accidentally tag me.
And it happens all the time. And I have a joke about it in my special, how they,
someone in the audience thinks they're at an Adam Levine show, and they think,
my God, he looks horrible. Did he gain 60 pounds and lose 11 inches?
And that's a joke. You don't believe that, do you?
No, no. I don't know. I'm just double-talking.
You don't have tattoos either. He's got a hell of a tattoo.
And then he like, those like DMs came out about him,
possibly like flirting with some girl named Sumner.
And I don't give a shit. Like whatever. Like I don't care about his relationship with his wife.
But then I was getting so much hate, like hundreds and hundreds of people in my DMs
being like, fuck you, you cheater, you piece of shit.
And then I was like, okay, it's just people getting confused.
And then I saw like news organizations fucking up, writing in the title,
Adam Devine Cheats on Pregnant Wife. And I'm like, okay, now I gotta say something.
So I posted this dumb Instagram post. And then it went fucking nuclear, dude.
Like are the craziest posts I've ever posted.
That's like six or 700,000 fucking likes on Instagram and shit.
Dude, nice. Did you like, were you on like a specialized bicycle when you did that?
Did you plug anything?
Yeah, I should have.
I should have branded a bunch of things like on the side of the post.
Hashtag Range Rover. Hashtag Bentley Bentayga. Jaguar.
Samsung televisions.
Guys, just to clear things up, Rolex, I did not cheat.
Lexus.
And I will be fighting Pete Davidson next month in the ring for days.
And yes, our, our versus with me and Pete Davidson are going to do a versus where we just talk.
David Yermin Jealers.
Yeah, you're just hanging out and talking like the argument may get heated.
And, and then, uh, and then now I'm getting like weird backlash hate of people being like,
how dare you even inject yourself into this man who his life is getting ruined.
And I'm like, I didn't want to inject yourself.
That's cool.
Yeah.
I didn't want to talk about it.
I didn't want to have made that up.
Right.
Insert yourself.
I didn't want to be in the middle of this to begin with.
It's just the fact that you didn't land on Plymouth Rock.
Plymouth Rock landed on you.
That's exactly.
I'm sorry.
But I hope we see him at a party sometime, uh, just to tap it out.
Yeah.
Man, crazy, right?
Hey, it's so crazy that your life was flipped upside down.
Sorry, I, you, if you, you feel like I injected myself in you, I'm sorry.
That sucks because well, those maroon five bros always threw a really sick Halloween party out
here.
I remember.
I don't think it's going to be, I don't think it's going to happen.
I'm not getting that invite.
Maroon four.
It's not going to happen.
I remember I, I one time was at that, uh, Halloween party and I, he was sitting at the
bar and I go to him and I'm like, Hey man, my name's Adam Devine.
It's one letter away from yours.
I always get, uh, you know, that people mistake.
They accidentally put my name instead of yours.
I'm jet lagged right now.
I'm sorry.
I didn't inject myself into you.
But he goes, he goes, uh, I'm like, you have to get that sometimes too.
Right.
I get, I get at you all the time and he goes, literally never.
What yo ass?
And that was it.
And then there was no other, there wasn't more of the conversation even a little bit.
And I was like, right.
Very cool.
Yeah.
Drink.
Yeah.
Wow.
Super dope foe hawk.
I'll see you around.
Yeah.
What cool Halloween costume did you have on?
No.
Did he release a statement or anything saying that he fucked up?
Cause how do we know he's not Paulie?
Yeah.
He said like, I didn't, what does that mean?
Why do you know he's not Paulie Amaris?
You know what I mean?
Or look at me like, how do you know he's not got multiple partners?
That's a thing that's happening nowadays.
Well, the weird thing was he,
keep going, go ahead, take that, take that, take that.
The weird thing is that he said, what was so funny about the DMs is he flirted.
I can see how people work if he was thinking that maybe it was me because it's,
it seemed like a demamp character.
He was like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Your body is fucking incredible.
Oh, fuck.
Right.
Right.
Direct quotes from many episodes.
And yeah.
And then, and then he was like,
That shit's important.
Serious question.
I'm having another baby and I want to name it Sumner.
Oh, what?
That's weird.
Which is the girl's name.
Oh, that's why you say Sumner in that post.
I did not get that.
I was like, okay, okay, cool.
Oh, gosh.
Which is an insane name, you know.
You're out of the goss.
Well, that's why you got to tune in.
And this is important.
Sorry, I hope I'm out in some hot, hot, hot.
I saw Paul Shear.
I saw Paul Shear.
When this airs, when this airs,
it's going to be like kind of dipping down.
He's going to be like, all right,
I can finally go out to get some sushi.
Holy fuck, the guys are talking about.
Allegedly.
Well, that's revenge for when Adam walked up to you,
dressed as a wizard at your Halloween party
and you fucking screwed.
I was dressed as a wizard, dude.
I was.
I was.
Yeah, of course you were.
You've always been.
You're a wizard every year.
Yeah, that's all you had.
You have one fake beard in your closet
for when we perform, or sorry, when we open the portal.
And you wear it every year.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yeah, Bulldozer lets me use his costume.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
He opens up.
Got real close to falling in there, buddy.
Be careful.
The portal opens and I get a raid Bulldozer's closet.
He's a good guy.
He's a bully down the earth.
It's OK.
When we perform the spell.
Yeah, and no, I was.
I for sure was a wizard at that party.
My god.
He's very much mine is yours.
Cool guy.
Cool guy.
Dude, but those maroon five Halloween parties were cool.
Yeah, they were fun.
Why do you think you need to circle back?
Yeah, they were fun.
But to be clear, though, they were rad.
They were some of the funest Halloween parties I ever went to.
I'm not saying they weren't.
I just think it's hilarious that you're like,
all said and done, good party, good party, good party.
Hey, man, I got to get my props, brother.
Oh, man.
But now that you said that, that puts it into perspective
why he for sure didn't want to talk to me
because I can't remember what how he was dressed.
But I bet it was like a cool, like a cool vampire or some shit.
Like he was a sexy.
And you know, his wife was something cool and sexy.
And I'm in a full wizard costume, a full wizard costume,
being like, I'm sure people get our names mixed up.
No, does that ever happen to you?
And he was like, yeah, nah, I'm too sexy.
Hey, what's up?
I'm sexy Jean Simmons.
So I get it.
Hey, you know what?
Apologies, Adam Levine.
Hot, hot Jesus.
Hey, when this comes out,
Halloween is right around the corner.
It might have happened.
Perfect time.
It might have happened.
What are you guys going to be for Halloween?
I bet you know.
Adam, you don't have your wizard shit.
You don't have your wizard shit.
What are you going to be?
Well, the bummer is, it's not a bummer.
It's awesome.
Adam Ray, my friend is getting married.
I'm in the wedding.
I'm going to the wedding.
But it is Halloween weekend.
Yes.
Halloween weekend.
That's kind of cool.
Is it costume, costume wedding?
I've seen that before.
Dude, I said that.
I was like, oh, you can't, right?
I said, I'm like, I'm coming dressed up as a goblin or some
shit.
And he goes, he was like, no, Adam Ray was like, why?
I don't know, like he didn't know.
I'm like, because you're getting married,
like on Halloween weekend.
And he goes, oh, shit, I didn't even realize that.
And I'm like, what?
What?
I wanted to go, but I've missed too many
Halloween's with my kids.
I got to, it's part of it.
Yeah, that makes sense.
That's an essential holiday.
Kyle, you can have a costume Halloween wedding.
You can.
If you are one of those cool horror couples.
Yeah, you got to be a cool horror couple.
I'm super into that.
I want to get invited to one of those cool horror couple weddings.
Not even a cool horror couple.
It can just be like, we're fun.
This will make it extra fun for everyone else.
It could, yeah, it could be fun.
It could be fun, but it's way cooler if she has tattoos on
her eyelids.
Yes.
Thank you.
I want the cool deep cut horror costume wedding where they're
like, it's like kind of like a true human sacrifice.
Hey, when you put it, when you put it that way,
it's kind of like, it's kind of like nasty, man.
I don't know what I was thinking.
You guys are right.
Definitely that version, not just like normal people who
like to celebrate Halloween, but people who have like the
cobwebs down by their coochie.
For sure that.
And the guy who has like bat wings wrapped around his cock.
For sure.
The guy who basically looks like Bam Bam Bigelow.
He's just like skull tatted.
No, dude.
I'm talking like they're, they're like makeup artists
into industry and like all their friends.
Now you're just basing it on one person that we all
know who has a lot of tattoos and a bald head.
Yeah.
Shout out, shout out, Alex.
No.
I just think that if you, I just think you can't,
because if you do that, your audience, your, your people,
the people, right?
Your audience.
What are they called?
The congregation.
Okay.
Your family.
The congregation.
Yeah.
Family friends.
You're a grandma.
Close family.
The word is guests.
You're, you're guests.
You're not going to get all good costumes.
You're not going to get all good costumes.
You're going to get shit costumes.
Well, for sure.
Grandma is probably going to come dress as a bird loving
grandmother.
You know, that's what I mean.
That's fine.
No, you're coming as Lydia Dietz from Beetlejuice.
Just throw a red dress on.
It's going to be sick as fuck, dude.
Buy your grandma her costume.
Hey, I'm with it.
I'm with it.
Yeah.
I guess.
Oh, well, you're right.
Like you can do anything.
You can do anything.
Thank you, Kyle.
You can do anything.
Yeah.
You know, I can, you can.
You can.
Well, you want it.
You want it to be on like a bullshit holiday that no one
really fucking gives a shit about?
Arbor day.
What did you say?
What did you say?
How dare you?
Is it Arbor day?
Trees.
Trees matter.
You know what?
Fuck you.
I guess you don't.
Arbor day.
Oh yeah.
You could do it Arbor day.
Yeah.
That's a great one.
Arbor day and then do it in the redwood forest and be like.
Okay.
Hey, guess what?
We're honoring the trees getting married here under this
beautiful big ass tree.
What?
So you think that if your date falls on any kind of like a
holiday at all, you're supposed to follow that holiday.
Is this the logic?
You gotta wrap it up.
How about if it, how about you schedule it for a holiday
that doesn't matter so that you don't have to acknowledge it?
No, no, no.
The whole point is if you have to throw it on.
No, no, no.
It's because you're not going to Aray's wedding because of it
being on Halloween.
You want to spend, and Halloween's important to your kids.
That's part of it.
That's part of it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And also barely.
Yeah, sure, sure.
Just kidding.
No, but like, no.
Just kidding.
Um, but like.
It's just schedule wise.
It's not going to work.
I don't, I don't know if I get out of work.
No, no, no.
I get it.
I get it.
But I get, I get Halloween because people have kids and
kids love Halloween and it's important to them to go
trick-or-treating and shit for you.
Right, right.
Uh, but no one gives a shit about Easter.
I got married close to Easter.
What?
It was great.
Like, no one gives a shit about Easter.
Jesus, this is return.
Like, Christian people care so much about Easter, dude.
Yeah, that was a big deal.
Yeah.
Dude, I guess what?
I'm Christian as fuck, dude.
I'm so Christian, I'm Catholic.
That's even more Christian.
Never stops talking about it.
That's even more Christian than just regular Christian.
I don't know what I can believe anymore.
You've literally done so much evil damage to the world.
You're seeing evil.
Are you kidding me?
Adam's ringtone is take me to church.
Yes, Satan.
I don't know what I can trust that comes out of this.
I got to take this call.
Take me to church.
I'm saying, dude, and then you could have, like,
He's going.
On the third day, the bride rises again.
It's a three-day wedding.
Yeah, uh-huh.
Hold up.
And no, I mean, because then it gets, at least the colors
are kind of wedding colors.
You locked a couple in a cave with a stone on Friday.
Yeah.
You know, there's sort of like white rabbits.
Like, that's cute.
That goes with like a wedding theme.
You know what I mean?
But so sorry.
So all that.
But definitely don't have a wedding on Halloween
and dress up like how people do.
No, dude.
OK, great.
Yeah, no, I got it.
Yeah, this all checks out.
There's no actual line of thought with this man.
There's no actual, like, I'm going to go here
and I'm going to stay here.
It sounds like he's thought it out to me.
It sounds like your second wedding is going to be fired.
Are you checking notes right now?
Is this something you wrote down beforehand?
Dude, and that has been another episode of...
Whoa, what?
We haven't even done anything.
No, no, no, no, no.
We're in a room.
Whoa, man.
I would love, OK, guys, I would love to hear your take back.
And I hope it's to me for just piling on me right then, dude.
Why don't you send it back?
Matt, I'll send it back.
I'll pile on you more.
You're flip-flopping.
You're like a fish in the boat, man.
You're just flipping and flopping.
Adam, I love piling.
I'm piling on you.
Yeah, dude.
And I'm in the live well, baby.
Here, let me...
This isn't a take back.
It's a...
Playboy.
What did you say?
I'm in the live well, Playboy.
You lose.
What did you say?
Playboy's Kyle's word this episode.
I'm in the live well, Playboy.
The live well?
Yeah, I don't know what that is either.
I don't...
Yeah, we missed it.
We're going to have to read it.
On a boat, there's where you put the fish.
A live well.
Oh, like the bait fish or something?
Keep up.
Keep up, bro.
Keep up, bro.
Keep up.
The live well, you dumbass.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
You f****** idiot.
Wow, and then he zings me with that f****** common phrase.
You might want to take that.
I feel like most people know what a live well is.
No one...
Yeah, sure.
If I didn't know and if Derz didn't know, nobody knows.
The support for the Fisher people of Adam's fan base
are about to go ham on us.
Like, you don't know what a live well is?
They're about to f****** go wild.
Water trash.
The fact that you don't know a live well.
You probably don't know what starboard is, bro.
I know what a f****** tackle box is.
I know what port side is.
I know the stern.
What is port side?
What is port side, then?
You liar.
Port side is the left side, playboy.
Okay?
Oh, my God.
There you go.
And I'm not taking shit back.
Shit.
Wait, hey.
Yes, points!
Okay, well, it's crazy you don't know a live well.
That means you've never been fishing on a boat.
I've been fishing on a boat and I don't know what a live well is.
We got a live one here.
That's crazy.
Yeah, is it like a...
It's a pool.
It's a pool, right?
Did you put the fish in?
Is that...
I'm just taking this.
I'm deducing this.
Yeah, it's essentially a cooler that's sort of built into your boat
that fresh water keeps cycling into it.
So you can keep your fish alive so they're not f****** dead and gross
by the time you get back to shore.
And you can have live bait.
If you could put live bait in there.
And you could also put live bait in there.
Because you catch the bait.
You could get a bigger fish.
A lot of boats have two of them.
Bait and dry.
I know.
I just...
I never heard that term before.
We just called it the little fish.
This isn't a take back, but this is me hoping something doesn't get
misconstrued and that's that your homie Matt Berry thinks I give a s***
that he didn't say hi to me.
I think it's fun to bring it up.
Friendship.
It's good radio.
That being said, next time just...
I don't know.
Kiss the ring.
Say what's up.
Kiss the ring.
That's I'm...
Next time.
Next time.
Next time.
Oh, bye bye Alex, dog.
Yeah.
And for sure watch our work, Alex, dude.
Yeah, just watch the pilot show.
Dude, that's embarrassing.
Best episode.
I'm embarrassed for him.
It's all good.
It's a bridge.
I've got an apology.
I've been embarrassed for him.
I've got an apology to TII Nation.
I'm sorry for missing the first 20 to 30 minutes of this pod.
I thought we were starting...
It was like 10 minutes, yeah.
Was that it?
Yeah, we eat him as much.
Okay.
Yeah, it was not much.
Kind of stalled a little bit.
Kyle went and ate celery or whatever, easy.
An entire cucumber in his hand.
I was quiet for a while.
It was nice.
Yeah, you were, yeah.
I can't wait to hear.
This sounds juicy.
It was normal.
Um, yeah.
Yeah, it was pretty normal.
Can we just comment?
I saw about a previous episode was it,
when Blake got out the buzz ball
and whatever episode that was,
you got it out to open it four minutes in
and you didn't drink it until 20 minutes in.
And some girl noticed and was like,
just so you guys know,
he doesn't drink the buzz ball
actually until 20 minutes in.
It was pretty funny.
Pretty, pretty, pretty.
You got to make them last.
I got to take back.
Boy, he busted it out and for sure it was warm.
It was hot.
And so he was, he immediately regretted it.
I get that.
I never regret a buzz ball.
Go ahead, Carl.
I have a take back.
I have a take back from the FX party.
I was very close to a hero.
I didn't bring this up.
I don't know why.
Maybe because I'm embarrassed,
but I was very close to Jeff Bridges.
He was there.
Well, you do love him.
What's the movie you loved with him in?
The Big Lebowski.
The guitar.
No, no, no.
No, the guitar, the guitar one.
Blake, that Blake.
Yeah, what was that?
That was your,
that was your fucking jam for,
Oh, you're talking about the,
Yeah, that was kind of like the wrestler.
Yeah.
Crazy hard or whatever.
Was it crazy hard?
Crazy hard.
Yeah.
Crazy hard.
Yeah, that was good.
That was Colin Farrell.
But I also like Tucker,
a man in his dream.
You ever seen that one?
Yes, you do.
Not as a great one.
No, no, no.
But I didn't,
I didn't say hi to him.
I didn't, I actively was like,
I'm not going to go up and say hi to him.
Oh yeah, you're intimidated.
Was he intimidating, seeming?
I was watching him a lot.
Yeah, I know.
Those parties are weird
because you just end up like staring at someone.
I remember I just stared at Michael Douglas
for like 20 minutes and was like,
No, I'm not going to go say hi.
There's something about it.
It's like I couldn't break that down
for whatever reason.
I was like, it's just not the,
not the time.
I don't know.
But I take it back kind of now that I have to,
I should have just said,
What's up, man?
I love you.
You love him?
Yeah.
And I just want to say thanks for asking.
I got 80th place in the triathlon,
but we can move on guys.
We'll cover that.
Next week.
We'll cover that all the news.
Next, yeah.
Next week on this.
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