This Is Important - Ep 107: The G.O.A.T (Greatest Outback Appetizers To-Us)

Episode Date: October 25, 2022

Today, this is what's important: The Malibu triathlon, Adam's groin, music that could have been on Workaholics, Kenan and Kel, Britney vs. Christina, 2 Chainz, The Cheesecake Factory, The Bloomin Onion vs. Awesome Blossom, Farrelly brothers films, pranks, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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what's obviously most crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today we talk about all he wants for his birthday as a big booty hoe. Down into my nuts and then down my, down my thigh. I am beautiful no matter what you're saying. Me and Two Chains shared one meatloaf. Here we go. Start your engines. Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Oh, we are back. I'm wearing the same shirt. We got the board with us. Yeah, baby. What a week. What a week it's been. I'm in the same room. We're in the same shirt. Crazy, crazy week. What is the old out show? Good Neigh. That's Rue Jude's show on

in Shade 45, laundry day. Oh, we're showing shirts. What'd you look at that? We're showing shirts. Very funny. Has one of my favorite games of all time called Black, White, or Other. Yeah, that's a good one.

They read a headline and then people call in to guess if the person who the headline is about is Black, White, or Other, or Other. That's very funny. It's basically people calling in being like, all right, well, you said he had like a samurai sword, so like, he's probably some Japanese dude. Or people being like, no, that's some white shit

right there of somebody being like, I don't know, I think that's probably a Black guy. Basically, everyone calls in with like racist reasons. They think it's stereotypes. And then he's like, nah, man, you're wrong. Moving on, next caller. He was Polynesian. Exactly, he never says it.

Or he never says it, he says. Yeah, ooh, leave him hanging. Oh, he says it. He says it, all right. So congrats to Durrers for placing 80th out of how many people at the Malibu Triathlon. Oh, we're touching in on it. Oh, gosh, I can't remember.

I'm still gonna send it. It was almost 1,000 people, almost 1,000 people. Oh my God. That's very good. That's a top 10 percentile, man. That's good. That's good. You got it, dude.

That is incredible. It almost pisses me off. It's so good. Yeah, Blake is real mad. But here's what happened. And you guys can describe this. Oh, what happened to your- You hurtied yourself.

Oh, you hurtied yourself? When went fine, bike went fine, run. Run went fine until the last third of a mile. I was like, I'm gonna gun it. Cause I saw a dude in front of me that had a number that made me think he was in my age group. And I was like, I gotta take that dude down. So I put it in the high gear, all right.

I pass him and he was like, let's bring it home. I hit him with the pound and like, we're ready to go. I keep going. And then with a quarter mile to go, I just felt a snap like in my Achilles. And I was like, and I can't be good. Keep going, keep going. Three strides later, it was snapped again.

And I was like, so you have to stop running. And I just like did a, I was running like those striders from the dark crystal that kind of have like a little hitch in the giddy up for like a quarter mile. And it was kind of a bummer because if I just kept my pace, I would have probably finished at the exact same time and not had an injury that I'm nursing now. Right.

So what, what is the injury? I don't know. The doctor thinks I just, I like snapped part of my Achilles, you know, cause it's like strands or whatever. I didn't train enough. I trained for maybe three weeks, a little more. I'd only run, you end with a 10 K and I'd only run one 10 K.

Yeah. How far is 10 K? What is six, 6.2 miles. Okay. That's not bad. And I'd run that once before, which is just not enough. It's always been your Achilles heel though. No pun intended. Like running was not training. Oh my.

Points. Hey, pun accepted my friend. Pun accepted. Points. Running is hard on your body. I just pushed it. I just always push it. I always think I still got it.

Yeah, you do. And I don't. I get that dude. No, you've got it bro. You have that competitive nature in you. And why is running the hardest for you is you're like, and from the photos, it seems like you've ran and swam the titties off.

To me, I was like thinking maybe your titties like kind of hold you down. And that's why you're not, you're not the great. No, they're still there. They're still there. They're still there. Your boobs are huge. No, I saw that photo.

Those titties, you ran them right off. Knocking grandma. It would have been great to weigh 10 pounds less. That would have been nice. Your boobs are huge. Well, then your way fishers, you're the one of the skinniest I've seen you in a very, since you were a true youth.

I'm 190 right now. You're talking to a mesomorph. I'm 190. If I was 180, that would have been a lot easier on my legs to run that hard. That's why we got to get that weight down, dude, it's hard on our legs, it's hard on our heart, it's hard on our circulatory system.

Thank you. And I feel you as a brother in injury. Yeah. So they gave me a boot. I'm not wearing the boot though. Yeah. I'm also injured all the time. By the way, all three of you been to the doctor

in the last two months. Oh yeah. But next year. I'm still standing. We know, you're indestructible, body, just cut from stone. Very shame. Next year, we got to do the relay.

You got to get into that brain though. Go talk to that brain doctor, see what comes up. Yeah, my brain, my brain not right. Talk to that brain doctor. Yeah, you got to go to that brain doctor. I've been drinking so many buzz balls, I got CTE, bro. We got what? CTE.

CTE. DDT. CTE. DDT yoga. Blake, what was with that photo of you dressed as the fucking goblin or the purple goblin or whatever the fuck you were from? It was in a Workaholics episode.

Oh yeah. Your ass looked non-existent to the point that Kyle thought I- That was CGI, somebody fucked that up. No, that's his, he posted that photo. That's from Blake's Instagram. Dude, you know how many, I had hell of like spandex layers on because we were, I don't know why.

I just, shit was so- So, he got many layers of spandex. Hold on, Adam would need so many layers of spandex. Repeat what you just said, Blake. I can't even believe it. Oh, my bad. I had like a bunch of like very tight spandex layers on. I had those purple pants, I had like biker shorts.

Everything was constricting my butthole and balls and all that stuff. Also constricting your butthole. Okay. Also, dude, best ass is hell of a subjective, so. That's true. It's like the Emmys. Very shag-a-jammies.

From Emmys to Hemmys, baby. From Emmys to Hemmys. From Emmys to Hemmys. We're back. We're back. I was a little disappointed. Diarrhea. It didn't do you any favors.

That's for sure. Yeah, it did not do you justice. You wanna see it? You wanna see it? I'd love to see it. I love your ass. I love your ass. I'd love to see it.

Hey guys, this is why we need you to like and subscribe. Hit that smash button. Hit that smash that like and subscribe button. Yeah, that's what it is. Thank you. YouTube? I think. Himio?

What are we on? I'm not gonna show it. By the way, yes, let's mention this. Yeah, you bitch. We're on YouTube, guys. If you're listening, you can see his butt. You could see all this hot, hot flavor. And are you gonna show us the ass

You can show it in underwear. We don't need to see an actual hole. Oh, yeah. Oh, he's chunking so hard. You're chunking so hard. Am I? Yeah. Is it bad?

It's not great. It's that bad. Well, you went outside, didn't you? That's what happened. You're back in your hunting tree lodge. Okay, okay. He's trying to show it. Well, get it away from the microphone.

Brought to you by Stance Underwear. Yeah. It doesn't look great, Blazer. Get it away from the microphone, please. I mean, yeah, Blake, it doesn't look that great, dude. What's wrong with it? What have you done with your life? Well, it's sort of not there anymore.

Yeah, that is weird. Oh, hey, look at that, though. Oh, cut to cut to. We got a little front action. Yo, Blazer. Am I chunking now? Am I chunking now, bitch? You were, yeah, you were.

You were not chunking. Yeah, you were chunking pretty bad. Okay. Thank you. It went from underwear to no underwear. But that ass wasn't chunking. I think maybe you ran that ass off. Thank you, God.

Is it possible? I do a lot of running. I might have run the dump off. You might have ran that dump off. I would love to run my ass off. How often do you run? I ran my tits off and you run your butt off. Yeah, that's the key.

I can't physically run, so that's why my fucking dunkers stays dunked. That's what it is. Dunkeroo. Butt by Canes, baby. Booty by Canes. Come on, man. Oh, dude, I just saw the Caniac Special

for like a thousand wings. You can buy a thousand wings. Anyways. For $1,000, you can buy a thousand wings? That's insane. No, it's a thousand wings. It's just a few hundred bucks, but it's like the party platter

that you can get through Canes. I'm like, this thing. Who's counting those wings? Some like 16-year-old is like, yeah. It's like 99. The fuck, it doesn't matter. Just get it, oh, fill the whole thing. They probably weigh it, right?

That's the cheat code. Is there like a thousand wings weigh this? So do that. Well, who's counting it when they come home with it? You know what I mean? You know some fat fuck is. Yeah. You know some fat fuck is.

Right, exactly. A group of like teenagers watching the Super Bowl. Actually, there was only 976. All drumsticks, please. Goodbye. Although obesity is a problem. Yeah, yes, Kyle. No, I just had a question.

I was like, when you're running like in doing that and doing the triathlon and stuff, like how fast are you running miles in? Like how, what is your time on that? Like seven. This is a Q&A. I have my hand raised in the audience. Yeah, dude.

Really good question, Kyle. Let's circle back a little bit. I like that. I'm just wondering. Great question. Blake's an elementary school teacher. Really good question, Kyle. That's a really good question.

Something like 715, 720. Wow, dude, that's fast. Smoking. That's what the injury. So like, that was the average with the injury. I wish it was a little. Okay. Smoking.

Next year I'm gonna train for six weeks. Six weeks training. I have a question. Okay. Yes, Blake. I have a question. Good job. Yes, Blake.

I love you. I've been on your Instagram, but I really have this question. When you get out of the water and you run through sand and you have sand on your feet, then do you put sandy feet into shoes and run? So here's the, here's-

You probably- Go ahead, yeah, Adam, go ahead. You were there. Yeah, Adam. When you have a little water bottle, you just hose them down right quick. This is the way. I love it, right?

That takes up time. That takes up time. Well, Adam's a beach guy. Now, let him answer first. Yeah. Adam knows. Okay. Did you mention the beach?

You got it, dude. This is part of the sport. Part of the sport is- This is how much- Blake, I'm not used to sand on feet, okay? I know how to get it all. What do you know about a live bait box? What is it called?

Livewell. From last week? Come on. I don't remember. Fuck at Livewell, dog. I've got a great memory. Like a trap. Like a, what did you say?

Like a trap. Part of triathlon is racing uncomfortably, right? Really? So if you want to take the time to get the sand off your feet, great, good luck. You can do that. Or you could just go

and just deal with it. It doesn't matter. Oh. That's disgusting. Okey-dokey. But you took the time. I had a towel in my little transition zone that I step on

and I do like a little dog. Kind of like just took a dookie thing and I kind of wiped my feet on that. Put my socks on. That would fuck me up so bad. Like running in shoes with sand. That would fuck me up so bad. Well, here's the trip.

I took the time to put socks on. Okay. Most pros, no socks. When they're cycling or running, they're just like barefoot, sand. Wow, dude. Now, here's the question. Are everybody wearing shoes?

Are there, is there anybody who does it barefoot? Are everybody wearing shoes? Is anybody running barefoot? I'm sure somebody's running barefoot. Yes. Are everybody. Are everybody wears shoes? I'm sure somebody ran barefoot.

Those dope sandals, those like barefoot sandals. Absolutely. With the little ropes that go across and around. That's what I'm talking about. I can't even walk barefoot. Like if I, if I'm barefoot, like, if I just like halfway through the day, don't like didn't put shoes on

or socks on in the morning, I hurt so bad by mid afternoon. Really? Just from walking barefoot. That's because your feet are tender? Or because your legs are ones longer than the others? No, I think. You have neuropathy?

No, it's just when I fucking like. Genetic trauma? Since there's no cushion. And I think the trauma for my grandparents. Yeah. No, I don't have any like cartilage in my ankles or my knees. So I think like I need the cushion

of shoes and socks just to fucking go about my. Is it your joints that hurt? Is it your joints that hurt? Or the actual? Yes, it's my, it's like my joints and my ankles and my, and my knees. Oh, that's neuropathy. My joints, my joints.

Yeah, it sounds like neuropathy. Happy harvest season. Yes, puns! Happy harvest everybody. Hey, we're one week closer to harvest. Happy harvest. So my nuts, you know how there were fluid in my nuts? Yes, yes, yes.

Is that what happened? What yo ass say? Yeah, there was fluid. Is that the sponge, the little bag of worms? Yes, so, and so I guess there's fluid in it. So I went to a urologist and he was like, it's a normal amount of fluid. It is muscular.

And so I'm like, okay, so then I go to this like, bro. It's muscular? Pause. Wait a second. Yeah. What's muscular? The injury. So I tore my groin muscle.

Pizza, pizza. It's really muscular in here. Thank you. The nuts. It's like six months ago when I was shooting the Pitch Perfect show. Right. Like a dumb fucking split

that I could normally just do all the time. But now I'm old and can't do the things that I used to be able to do. Yes, it's the worst. It's the worst. Dude, it all sucks. And so he's like, the muscles around your balls basically are contracting and are pinching a nerve

that then shoots pain down into my nuts and then down my thigh. Down my thigh. Down my thigh. And so I went to this bro, this fucking bro physical therapist guy that just like got grease and oil all over his elbows and just fucking digging.

Did you say dildos or elbows? Running back. See what I said. So he's rubbing his elbows like into my groin, which is so weird. Are you like dead bug or what's the, are your legs up in the air like someone's eating your butthole? No, he has like a little pillow that I've like,

I have like have my leg like positioned on. On your side? I'm sorry, just will you paint the picture? Both, both ways. So I had it in between my legs and then. I think these are, these are your psoas. Not psoas. They're not the psoas muscles.

Right, okay. What are psoas muscles? Okay. Like under your obliques, behind your obliques basically. Maybe, I don't know. Kyle's trying to say the buzzword of psoas. Kyle's saying a lot of big words over there. Yeah. He really wants to say psoas.

Psoas is a buzzword in the physical therapy world right now. So Kyle, go ahead. Maybe it's psoas. I don't know. Psoas. It's got a sore ass. The spirit of psoas. And also, did you know that they don't call physical therapists,

physical therapists anymore? They're called like physiotherapists. Yeah. They added an O to it. That seems weird. They were like, you got to go to a physiotherapist. I'm not saying. And then I go there and I'm like,

this is a physical therapist office. He's like, yeah, we don't really go by physical therapists anymore. And I'm like, okay. Him, her, they, physio. I'm not saying it. I'm pissed now. Physical therapist. But anyway, so he like ground me out.

It was so fucking painful. And then I'm walking back to my car. I'm a pissed. I'm a pissed. You felt the nerve. I'm pissed now. Like the muscle relax around my nerve. And I felt good.

Oh, cool. Oh, he got it. He got it. It's magic. It is magic. That's magic. And then he went and then I went back on on that Monday and did it again, felt great again.

And then I was like, oh, so can I ride a bike again? And he's like, yeah, I think you could get back on a bike again. Road my bike yesterday. Last night, I felt like someone kicks me. He kicks me in my balls. We're back. And now I'm in South Carolina and that doctor was in Newport Beach.

So see you. Hey, you're a big baller. Fly him out, fly him out, put him on. Yeah, I should. That's probably what he wants you to do. Might be able to get a wreck. Just get a local wreck. You know, maybe you can just.

I should get a local wreck. Well, honestly, I could be your personal doctor if you just let me crash on your couch, dude. I would love it if one of you guys could rub me down. I didn't know I was going to be a guy who enjoys just hard, hard rub downs by muscular dudes, but it is the best works. Yeah, it's my favorite. Yeah, that's like if you roll out on that thing,

like if you roll out on the band and shit, it just hurts so fucking. We talking so as dude, if you roll your so as is out, man, you know, that shit feels hella good, but it hurts so bad. But it feels so fucking good. It's like what and now they're saying like you got to open up your hips, you know, like Ders was saying that too. That's all the rage is open up your hips. What the fuck?

How do you open up your hips? Because he told me I have to open up my hips and I don't quite. Do you know, do you know the yoga move pigeon is? No, yes, you to pigeon and then do that all the time. Basically, I don't know where you put your leg in front of your leg in front of you like this and you lean on it, OK, like a figure four kind of like a OK, who's known for the figure four leg lock? Rick Flair Flair.

Yeah. So you basically go, who is Rick Flair? He's the leader of the four horsemen. Well, that that's the Jeopardy question. Oh, sorry, my bad. That's all good. Yeah, do that. Open up your hips. Wait, what was that? Who is Rick for Rick for Rick for? For that's if a dude owned like a flooring company.

Come on down to Rick's floor. Hold on. What guys? Did you guys remember? Rick Flair has a weed company now. Oh, yeah, no pigeons. Yeah, no, but lots of pigeons. Open up your hips. Dude, you just put your leg like this across your body.

And then you lean forward. You don't remember no pigeons. That's kind of a deep cut. No, it's not. Is it? Who did it? Sporty thieves. Oh, yeah, that was one of my. Hey, I love no pigeons. It was so dumb. Span, Kyle is 40 thieves.

You don't remember no pigeons. I don't know who that is. I remember the song. I just did not. I don't remember the artist. Now, is that a clapback? Is that a clapback? It was a clapback to no scrubs.

No scrubs was the the the hit song. Right. PLC mega hit. And then this guy, he had enough, you know, he was like, you know what, I don't want no pigeons. And then people like pigeons. And then he tries to explain it in the song, but it didn't really catch on in the same way.

Yeah, scrubs. Everyone knows what a scrub is. You're like, oh, that person's a scrub. You're like, yeah, they also spell it out too. They're like, this is what a scrub is. And then you go, I got it. I know a scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly. Yeah, also known as a buster, but even just upon hearing it,

you're like, I don't want no scrubs. You're like, yeah, I'm also in a grid. Like, I don't want no pigeons. You're like, well, I guess. But like a lot of people like pigeons. Like Mike Tyson, like has pigeons, like he loves them. Right. Well, I don't think it's literal. But so also come up with a word that's just one syllable,

like scrubs, because the pigeon, it's weird. It doesn't fit in the song. I'm just saying. Seriously, though, why would they? Because is that what it sounds like? No, but is that what it sounds like? Do they go, we don't want no pigeons? Yes.

Dude, you know, I can only play 15 seconds and I don't know if I can land on the course. Bro, a scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly. Yeah, that's true. Also known as a hustle. No, we don't want no pigeons. I think it's a buster. We don't want no pigeons.

It's a buster. Is it a buster? It's a buster. It's a buster. A scrub is a buster. Another good clapback. And I'm going to get heat for this, but the R. Kelly version of if I were a girl strong.

You can't. It's like. What is what is this song? It's like he basically after Beyonce goes, if I were a boy, great song, right? He was like, which is a great song. Super. And he was like, whatever, man, if I was a girl

and you're like, well, no, no, it doesn't really carry the same weight. Oh my God. If he was a girl, R. Kelly is the last person who needs to say if he was a girl, fucking bro, stop. It is hilarious. You're like, honestly, nobody needs this. Nobody needs this, bro.

We're good. Allegedly. He's all good. Let him have the song. That probably aged terribly. But that being said, Adam, go for it. Adam's got the floor. He's got some hits.

That being said, he does have some hits. So no. God, I'd rather listen to Sporty Bees at this point. Interesting. What's that other Sporty Theos song? What is that other Sporty? JK Rowlings. I bet they do have one.

Wait, are you thinking of, yeah, well, I mean, we're talking about their Alamed Street Cinema. Nice. Actually, kind of a cool title. Yeah, dope. I'm into that. Yeah. Life's a movie.

You think it's off? Last night was a movie. It was a movie. Dude, they were so 2000 and early to that. They were 2000 and early to that. That's right. Can we give Kyle some points? Sorry, I'm looking up Sporty Thieves stuff.

Hold on. It's OK. I don't want them. You don't want points? No. Are you fucking crazy? Oh, no. Does he know what they are?

I don't need your points. I don't need your points. Oh, he's been in the Emmys. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, you wanted them. I could tell. Take them back. Ah, shucks.

Take them back. All right. Are we there yet? Nope. Just 19 minutes in. Go ahead. Ders, are you thinking of Aquaman? What?

As what? No. The song? That's what? No, I'm not. Are you sure? I was kind of being sarcastic when I said what's their other song.

Are you sure? Are we talking Aquaman as in like Barbie Girl? Ooh, that's a good song. You said green, right? Fast forward past this kid. Off-tit list. Y'all really with this? Well, we got five minutes to dive in it.

And get it with the quickness. Don't give it dickless. I'm not mad at this at all. I'm not mad at it either, buddy. Yeah, that's sick. That's a good beat. Thank you. Yeah, but that wasn't a hit.

No one knew that. None of us were like, oh, yeah. Did you, though, play? No, he just. I do remember you mentioning Aquaman. I don't think you did. Wait, did Aquafina, wasn't Aquafina, was she a legit rapper?

Was she? I don't know. Well, I know she rapped, but did she have an album? Or did she? No! Blake, play the most popular Aquafina song, please. Yes, please do that, Blake. I don't know if she was.

How would you spell Aquafina? Well, it's A. I think it's A-W-Q-W. Dude, obviously. Just how it sounds. A-W-Q-W. Is it Q or that was a K? Oh, wait.

Yeah, she's got an album. Hold on. Oh, yeah, she does. A-W-Q-W. That's dope. That's dope. That's dope. Is she stoked on that?

Or does she look back kind of like, well, that was a bit. And is it a comedy rap or is it real rap? It looks like it's real rap. Like Chris DeLeo's album? Yeah, that was real rap for sure. Do you want to hear Aquafina? What? Her number one song is marijuana.

Oh, yeah. Well, play it. I like songs that are called marijuana. All I know is the Wizards. If those guys were here, they would eat them alive. Yeah. They would, dude. If that portal would just open up again.

Yeah, sorry. Oh, wait, this. OK. Oh, shit. Uh-oh. You got a fast forward. We're not going to hear her. Skip ahead.

You sneezing, but guess what? I'm not wise. Because I got me a flu shot. That's right. I flu shot. OK, so she's pro-vax. This is 2014. OK.

She's 2000 and early to that. She was 2000 and early to the pandemic. OK, so here's the deal. We got a little information from our producers in 2012, her song My Vag became popular on YouTube. All right. So she had a YouTube hit. OK.

Yeah, that's cool. A response. Oh, it was a response track. Look at this. Wow. Comes full circle. Look at this. The clapbacks are real.

To Dirt Nasty's My Dick. No, Mickey Avalon's. Well, but Dirt Nasty is the one. I repped Dirt Nasty on that one. Oh, yes, yes, yes. I see what you're saying. He's on that track. He's on it, but.

It's Mickey Avalon's song, but Dirt was featured. Is that the song that's like, My Dick? Bigger than a pencil. You did pretty well for those guys. Yeah, I remember that song being a hit. My Dick. Yeah. What's the funny part?

I think they toured off that song for several years. Yeah, for years. Like they were coming to a college near you and making some money. They say like, My Dick is bigger than a bridge. Yes. That was right. That was right around the time that we were doing workaholics.

And it was like that song was very popular and the Asher Roth College song. Oh, yeah. And they wanted that to be our theme song. They wanted the Asher Roth song. Which I think was a clap back to Alice Cooper's School's Out for summer. Oh, yes.

The classic Al Cooper. What a trash. Yeah, they wanted the Asher Roth College song to be the workaholics theme song, which I feel it would have changed the entire show. It would change the vibe a little bit. We would have lasted for three seasons. I don't know.

For sure. They'd have been like, they're too old. And that's not, that's not, that's no slight to Asher Roth. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, go ahead. Hit it, hit it. I'm living in a nightmare. No, that's not it. I think it just hits buttons, bro.

I love this guy. No. But yeah, it does change the vibe and it doesn't date as well as the skinny boys who somebody sent a link to us that was like, they were just named as like people. They're from like Albany or some shit. And they just got named. People magazine.

No, no, no, it was like a people of the year. They were on like the list of the Emmy, Emmy runner-ups. Well, do you remember we tried to find them for months? Yeah. We tried to find them for a very long time to like do like a party with us, right? Like we wanted them for South by Southwest. We wanted them for all kinds of things.

And we just literally couldn't track them down. I get that they were, I thought that they were just like, I thought we did track them down and one of them like owned a barbershop and they were just like, we're not, we don't do that anymore. We're good. Oh, I didn't. I thought they worked out a pumpkin patch.

It's been 40 years. I thought they worked out a pumpkin patch. What? Sorry, I heard barbershop. I guess you heard pumpkin patch. Well, there's a few of them. Maybe one of them got a pumpkin patch and one of them got a barbershop, man.

No. The other one's like, I want to go do this. Kell from Kenan and Kell was emceeing a pumpkin patch. We talking Emmys? We talking Emmys? Back in the day. Blake, that's true. Dude, dude, are we talking Emmys?

Let's just go back to the Emmys for this moment. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University and I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling

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Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Adam, did you watch the Emmys? I've never seen the Emmys. Dude, what the fuck? Okay, so they're an award show for TV. Heenan hosted this year. Yes, he did. Terrific.

And he shows up at a fake bar that they have on stage, and he's like talking to people. And then he does a bit with Coomale that happened, and then he like... And Sudeikis, and Sudeikis' bit happened. Right. And you know, they're doing their best up there. Give me a hell yeah!

They're set up to fail. As any comedian does, we just do our best. They're set up to fail. Exactly. And then he goes, hey man, I don't know what that was, and the guy turns around at the bar, and it's Kel. I saw that. Dude, the whole place goes crazy.

Dude, I flipped. Yes, sir. I flipped. I stood up. I was like, yes! Thank you, guys! I love that. It was so tight, and then they like threw to Coomale.

I love that. Look at this. Wait, Kyle, you got the photo? Whoa! You didn't bring that up last week? This is crazy! Okay, you said you shook Harry Winkler's hand, but you didn't mention him.

Henry. I told you, bro. It was all... Yeah, we're like, who stopped you in your tracks that you met, and you're like, Henry Winkler. Wow, dude! This dude's burying headlines. This is what stopped me in my tracks.

Kel stopped me in my tracks. Okay. This is one of the only photos I have of the night. It's a selfie with me and Kel, Mitchell, baby. Unbelievable. Did you talk to him about our girl? Yeah! Who was on...

No! Lori Beth? I did not. Lori Beth Denberg. I know that Keenan and Kel obviously meant a lot to people that are within three to four years of our ages. Yes. Yes.

Does it mean anything to anyone else? Older or younger? No. We're so nostalgic for it that, like, they're excited that we're excited? It's huge for us, though. Yeah. I can tell you that I was in the room when Kel was revealed for this moment at the Emmys.

Oh, my God! I stood up and I was very excited. When I looked around, I was the only one standing. The pain? My bad. Disappear. You started a chant. There was no longer any pain in my body.

I was like, yeah! Woo! I was hyped. I stood up and standing, oh, like, this is happening, and nobody else was standing. Yeah. You're, like, looking around. You're, like, Allison Janney.

You better get your ass up. Nobody else. Sterling Brown. Fucking stand up for this shit. It was so dope, dude. That was the best thing that the Emmys did. That was the best thing. Yeah.

It was like a niche thing that, like, and I, because I watched the clip of it and there was no joke to it. It was just like, Kel's here, and they just hugged, and they were like, oh! It was a reveal. Well, he said something. I can't remember what it was, but he said something about, like, either burgers or orange soda.

And I was like, I don't know. Like, good burger. I think it was a good burger. Yeah. He said, I'll take a good burger or something like that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That was his line, man.

Fuck yeah! It was good. It was fucking good. That is good, but it's like, that's, it was such a niche thing for just us. That makes it better. And I'm like, that's cool that they let that happen at the Emmys.

Normally they're like, yeah, but people won't, not everyone will get it, so you can't do that bit. I'm glad that they let Keenan do that. Because by the way, Kel, it's not like Kel is like a bad dude or like, you know, went off the rails and is a guy who's missing in action. He's still just like, I mean, he hosts this show on Saturday mornings for kids that my kids watch, and I kind of dig

them watching him too, in like a different way. It's like about animals or something like that. Dude, I had no idea. That's cool. That's sick. It's pretty sick. So like, I like the- Then why does your face look like that, Blake?

What does it look like? You just go, that's sick. Dude, it's really affected me. These are all reasons you all should be watching on YouTube. By the way, speaking of kids real quick, I just want to show this to the screen. I left my phone out when we were texting before the show, and my kid somehow, like four years old, got the thing.

I think he started trying to type his name, but then this is what the smart type turned it into. Hey, you roof for toxic butt cheeks. Butt cheeks? Hey, you roof for toxic butt cheeks. What was he trying to spell? Oops, winning. I think he was trying to write his name, Hayden,

and then like the rest is- Hey, you're you. Hey, you're you for toxic butt cheeks. You know that word. I like that you write butt cheeks enough that it auto-corrected to butt cheeks. And toxic. And toxic.

I hope Jersey's the type of person that's always going like, oh, you're so toxic in text messages. You know what it is? What? He might have hit the, his favorite, he says butt cheeks constantly. And he might have hit the microphone and said something like-

That's life. Hayden something, something butt cheeks. So butt cheeks is like- Hayden something toxic butt cheeks. Does he know, does he know the word toxic? Like daddy, please stop touching butt cheeks. Does he know toxic is like smelly or bad? Like, oh, my butt cheeks are toxic.

No. Right. No, he doesn't know, his first word was robotics, but he doesn't know that the word toxic. That's always my favorite joke. His first word was robotics. Oh man, I'm going to take that. I'm going to take that.

I don't think he knows toxic. No, I'm sorry dude. Damn. What are we at here? We're looking about 30 minutes in. Yeah, we're about halfway. Are you going to play the Britney Spears toxic song for him? Well, here's my question about that song.

It's a- Okay. Is that her best song? Because every list I see from like best songs of that era or greatest songs of all time, that song is very high. Yes. That one's sick. It's, she's on like an airplane in the video.

I think that song is very good. Yeah. I do. And it's like- I remember that being a good song. Her best song? Well, what's better? Jea-

I was going to say Jeanie in a bottle. I remember- Slave. For you. Yeah, that's not as good. That's Neptune's. I guess toxic. I think I like that video more.

That she was very sexy in that video. Yeah. That's the one with the snake. I mean the Britney bitch one is with Will I Am and Britney bitch? That's gotta be better. What's that one? What is that one? It's more of like a dance, like the like world dance style song.

How's it go? It's Will I Am and Britney bitch one. What's up bro? That's the hokey pokey. That's the chicken dance. Yeah. Yeah. Dude.

What the fuck are you talking about? I mean the other song, I don't know the song you're talking about. Wait, wait, wait. That Britney Spears song where you put your right hand in, you put- What? That's the chicken dance. Yeah, there's the chicken dance. They didn't remix that shit?

Will I Am and Britney? I'm sure someone has. But no. It's Britney bitch. Do you know that song? Stop doing it. Yeah, why are you holding on? Stop.

What's going on? Don't keep doing it. Everybody knows it. We heard it the first time. Like it's clear we know the song. That's not the one we're talking about. One more time. It kind of sounds like.

No it doesn't. I like this track a lot. Yeah. I think it probably has the most attitude. And that's it. That's 15 seconds. That's all we got. That's all we got.

Okay. The Will I Am and Britney bitch one's like. Play that one because I need to know, I need to be reminded as to what this song is. Because I think Toxic is her best track. It's something that you definitely heard drunk at Comic-Con. Is it called Scream and Shout? Yes. Scream and Shout.

Scream and Shout. I don't know if I know that one. Not like Toxic. You said Toxic and I knew exactly what that one was. I knew Toxic. You're going to know it. Adam, you're going to know it. You're going to know it.

Adam, you work out to this song. Adam's like, I don't know. You're going to stand up and start doing this. No, I only work out to Pop Punk, dude. Yes, you do. Scream and Shout. I don't know this song. Just please get to the part where it says.

I don't know where the fuck it is. It's Will I Am in Brittany, bitch? Like the whole Brittany bitch, it's from this. No one has heard this song. This is it. This is not even in the running. It's definitely not as popular. You skipped it.

Scream and Shout and Let It Out. Look, he's working out. He's exercising. Yeah, no, that song is not her best song. Wait, why didn't you let it ride? That was the Will I Am in Brittany, bitch? Well, then we'd have to pay Brittany for it. I never heard that song.

And I'm sorry, bitch. We're not going to pay it. Did you just call her a bitch? I was calling you the bitch. No, you said I'm sorry, bitch. And I think you're talking merrily. I would never disrespect Brittany. That's a huge bitch.

Oh, yeah, the bitch. I'll jump on that grenade. He was referring to me as the bitch. I would never disrespect Brittany. Yeah, that's funny. That was just truth. Yeah. There's no grenade to jump on, bro.

Yeah, yeah. We're all Brittany bullies. Fucking communications class 101, homeboy. Yeah. Hey, Kyle, why don't you just drift? Why don't you just drift that chair right out of frame for me, pal? Did any of you guys take a hard stance against Brittany? And you guys were...

What, Adam? What was the other girl's name? The Genie in a Bottle. Christina Aguilera. That's who I... Yeah, yeah. Were you guys... Any of you guys took the hard stance and were like,

she's way... I like her way more? Yeah! Musically, for sure. Musically, yeah. Yeah, she's for sure more talented, yeah. Yeah, I have a signed drum head. Both Mousketeers.

That's right. We covered that. I know. I'm just reminding you guys that she was much more better than Brittany. She could sing more. I don't know if I can name a song besides Genie in a Bottle and Mulan Brute. Yeah, I feel like she didn't have as many hits. Yeah, I think Brittany had a...

She was a little hit factory. Yeah, right. What's the one... You're beautiful? Is that her? I am beautiful no matter what you're saying. And that Christina Aguilera? Yeah.

That's what I think about all the time. When you guys pile onto me, that's what I think about. Yeah, that's what you look at when you look at yourself in the mirror. About yourself? Yeah. Whenever I get off this fucking podcast, I go play that song and I know I'm somebody, bro. It's powerful. That's powerful.

Points. You think that... Yeah. You think that about us or yourself? One more time. Hit me, baby, one more time. That's the points, but I'm trying to pull up your track. I don't want the points.

Okay. Hey, you've made your points. I don't want the fucking points. How about I'll take those? I'll take those. You can have the points. Oh, God. Words can't bring me down, baby.

See, this is such a... You know this song. This is just a class. And that's 15 seconds. I fucking love her. Sorry, that's it. I love her. That's it.

I love her. That's it. Adam's working out already. I love everything about that. See ya. Adam does trap raises to that. Trugs or whatever. Now, that's trap music right there is what you just heard right there.

That's trap music. That's funny. You're working on the one. Give yourselves the points. Give yourselves the points. Okay. Okay. Speaking of trap music, what's the difference between two chains?

Hot girls love trap, hot girls like trap music or whatever. I don't know the name of any album ever made, but... I threw that on the other day. It is a banger. And it feels like a classic at this point. Dude, two chains rocks. I love two chains. It's so good.

It's so good. Every song, the production is tight, everything is saying is just... It seems so nice. I don't know. I don't even know the words that are coming out of your mouth, dude. Two chains, man. Come on. He's the best.

Let's see here. He's the best. I'm looking up two chains right now because I couldn't tell you what the man looks like. Two chains? You don't know two chains? He's tall, long hair. Oh, sure. Yeah, tall, long hair.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Oh, man, he rocks. He's got really cool. Yeah, his hair rocks. Pretty girls like trap music. This album right here, throw this one at him when you're working at him. That's trap music.

Well, it didn't even come out that long ago. I thought this was going to be like at least 10 years old. This came out in 2017. That feels like a long time ago. Things move so fast now. It's not classic yet. Instant classic. I love that you are so on top of two chains shit.

You have an album from just a handful of years ago. That's great. I don't have a new hip-hop album. It's DMX. Think about when you were in middle school and the album came out. And then by the time you were a senior, you were like, man, I just had to throw on Dookie. It's been so long since I heard that shit. Right?

Dude, I did that. Well, sure. Dookie came out in 94. I was in third grade. That's what I'm saying. It's like, but we've talked about this before. It's called the instant classic. The like six years spread of like going back.

Like when you get older, 10 years moves like one year. When you're young, shit becomes classic real quick. And this feels like you couldn't throw it on at a club because it's too old. It feels like classic now. What is the hit off of this album? Give it to me, Blake. Oh gosh. What is the hit off of that one?

I have no idea. It's a vibe was the big song. Oh yeah. It's a vibe. But my shit, good drink. Here you go. Yeah, you know, it's a vibe. It's a vibe.

Oh sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 4am with Travis Scott is also. Yeah. Yeah. That's quick.

That's a vibe. Okay. Here's the drink. Drink. This right out the gate. I like that. Okay. I like that song.

Okay. Oh yeah. This one's great. I love this song. That's what Dirtz is saying. This fucking beat is so good. Dude. I don't know if I know this.

I'll skip ahead for the last person. Please. Like the ATM. Like an ATM. Yeah. Okay. That's a club anthem. That's a club anthem.

Duforya. Come on. So are we all huge two-chains fans? Oh, I'm a massive two-chains fan. All he wants for his birthday is a big booty hoe. Blake, you're not massive. You didn't know what the hit songs were on this album. I don't know the names, but as soon as you play them, I know they're freaking black,

blank, blank bangers, bro. Come on. These things are out of this world. Yeah. Fair enough. They're blank, blank, blank bangers. And if there's anything that Blake loves, it's blam, blam, blank bangers. Bro, I know they're blam, blam, bangers.

Give me the hell, yeah. Dude, that album goes hard. Every track is fucking gold. I guess you're right. I love two-chains. I'm listening to that as soon as we finish recording. Maybe I'm a bit, yeah. As soon as we wrap up here, I'm playing that.

I'm going hard tonight. I love two-chains. Until I have to go to bed in like 30 minutes. I have to wake up at 5 a.m. It's good. It's good for going to bed. I know. I got that problem too.

I have such a healthy relationship with two-chains. Just every year, it gets strong. Never going to go to bed. So hard to go to bed after a podcast, and then you got to wake up so goddamn early. Yeah, because I'm so hyped up for talking to my boys. Two-chains is the rapper. Well, maybe not any, not now, but five years ago, he was the rapper who was having the most fun, just having like the best time.

Now, I think it's Drake. Now, I think it's Drake. I think Drake really knows how to have fun. Yeah, but it's manufactured at this point for him. He can't be having any fun anymore. Fuck it. No, Drake has a lot of woes. I think he's got a lot of woes, dude.

That is true. That's true. Whoa. He's robbing. Dude, he's been too rich for too long. Drake has been too rich for too long. Exactly. It stops being fun.

It's like a job now. Remember how fun it was the first couple seasons of Workaholics? Yeah. Yes. And that's on these absolute smallest scale. Yes. He's on the largest. Now, I got to tell the gardeners to stop watering so much because we're in a dangerous

drought. No, Drake finds ways to have fun. Remember when they like a helicopter? Well, this kind of sucks already, but remember he took a girl on a date at Dodger Stadium and just like had dinner? I love that you teed this up. Bro, I went to high school with that girl. See?

What? Love it. Fuck it. Shout out. Do you know her? Could you hit her up? No, I don't have any information. If I saw her, she would be like, Andrew's home.

Yes. You'd be like, it's Honduras, actually. But for people who don't know that story, like he had like a candlelit dinner, like on the field of Dodger Stadium. Yeah. Which is cool. Of course, like TMZ like rolled up, but that's fucking cool, dude. Of course, it's cool, but is it fun?

It's not fun. Like, I don't know if that's fun, man. I mean, once you have all these things, once you have like these entourage and you have to do it and you have to organize all this shit. It kind of sucks because that's the only place he could do it where he felt like he could be alone. He had to rent out a baseball stadium. It's too much work.

Dude, think about it like that. That's rough. Damn. He couldn't go to a game. Yeah. He couldn't just roll to the cheesecake factory and just fuck up some chicken littles. Adam, that's hella real, dude. You are keeping it one.

I know. Some Andrew brother. I gotta keep it a hundred. Drake, he's out here, man. Some Cajun chicken nibbles. What do they have? The Tex-Mex egg rolls? Fuck.

Oh, hey. The bread. The bread. Hey, next time we're all in town do, uh, damn boys roll up to a cheesecake factory. Get that, Milo. Wee. Oh. Loose, butthole.

Wait, who are you talking to? Who are you talking to, Adam? To us. To me? Yeah, to you, dude. To Anders and to Blake. Next, next Emmy is when you're here. Come on down.

Yeah, let's do it. Yeah. Let's do it in November. I'm coming back out there. I'll be in LA. I'll be, I'll be back for a week in November. You want to go to a cheesecake factory? Everyone here's ordered the meatloaf at cheesecake factory, right?

I just had a circle back. I need meatloaf information. Have we all had it? Adam, what's hang, bro? What's hang? Everyone had the meatloaf. I'm back there. I'm back there beginning of November.

Guys, stop canoodling and answered your question. Have you had the meatloaf? What? Have you had the meatloaf? Have you had the meatloaf? The meatloaf? Have you had the meatloaf? I've had every meatloaf ever made, bro.

It's the hardest stance Derz has ever taken on the pod. Have you had the meatloaf? Of course I've had the meatloaf. I don't, I don't think I've had the meatloaf at cheesecake factory. You don't listen to two chains. Wow. When I go to cheesecake factory, which isn't, which isn't enough. Two meatloafs.

Which isn't enough. I always have to get the chicken littles. Hold up. My rat name is two meatloafs. Do you love it? Two meatloafs. Wait, what is your whole thing about the meatloafs though? Is it bomb or what?

It's the biggest meal you've ever seen. Like when you get it when you're 14, you're like, oh my God. Pull it back. It is next level. Hold up. The chicken littles though, I'm sure they're, I'm sure they're tasty. Next time I recommend the meatloaf. Oh my God.

Yo, me and two chains rolled in the cheesecake factory. We both got meatloaf. It was sick, dude. Dude, then we just ended up sharing one biggest meal I've ever seen. Me and two chains shared one meatloaf. We used to roll to that cheesecake factory in Sherman Oaks quite a bit. All the time, baby. Yes.

Butthole. I miss those days. Simple days. Did you guys get the lemonades with all the sugar on the red? Me, baby. We don't get a gift card out of this chat right here. The brown bread. The brown bread.

The brown bread, baby. With the butter. Dude, I always stuffed myself with the brown bread. What's wrong with me? It's always the bread. It was like, yo, outback used to have really good brown bread, but I feel like outback. Honestly.

I can't even get on board with outback. I hit it up a few years ago. Outback used to be cracking. It's mad, dude, dude, now. There's one across from the aquarium, and I was like, all right, let's go. You said there's one across from the aquarium. Yes. Yeah.

Perfect. Hell yeah. My boy. Are you not going to the Long Beach Aquarium, bro? So far. Great jellyfish. Off the chain, and there's a strip of restaurants down there. See, that's why I need to have children, because that sounds so far.

Aquariums. You're just to, I mean, you can, but you don't. Sharks on sharks on sharks. Two chase. Sea otters, dawg. Just as like a guy, you just don't go like, I'm making an aquarium day, or I'm going to Lego land. Right.

Yeah, treat yourself. Polar bears. But you got to have kids to take to, so you're like, I want to go to a place that I want to go to, and then maybe they'll like it too. Right. Yeah. No, you don't understand. The aquarium is fun.

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But there's an outback next to it. And I was like, Outback, I see the commercials. Let's head it up. And it was unbelievably bad. What's good there? What about the bloomin' onion? The bloomin' onion was bomb. Have you never been to an outback?

Bloomin' onions bomb. Revolutionized the game. We got it. I had never been to one. So I was like, let's do it. There's no waiters. There's no waiters. Bloomin' onion is the most famous appetizer in the last 20 years.

Prove me wrong. That is true. But it's a rip off. A rip off. Bloomin' onion is a rip off of the awesome blossom. Oh, wait. A rip off. Awesome blossom was first.

Is that what I'm talking about? Oh, that's what it is. Awesome blossom. That's outback. That's outback. No, outback is the bloomin' onion, mate. So what's the awesome blossom? Okay, so what are you saying?

What was the awesome blossom or whatever you just said? The awesome blossom was, is that Chili's? No, dude. I think it's outback. I'm pissed now. I thought outback was first. They started it. Bro, the fact that our producers aren't getting in on this.

Help us. We are drowning over here. No, because I was convinced that they started, outback started the bloomin' onion. That's what made them put them on the fucking map. They did. No, yes. It was like, they were super bummed when you had to put like the calorie count. Yes.

Like a second ago. It was like news because it's like, it's like 8,000 calories or some fucking crazy bullshit. Bullshit. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me.

I'm convinced that this is right. Yes, Adam. Thank you. Yes. And I think Chili's also doubled down on it. Oh, the information has come. Bloomin' onion. Bloomin' onion is our icon of appetizers created in 88 by...

88. Okay. Outback steakhouse. Outback steakhouse. I really, really want steakhouse. Hey, Todd. Outback steakhouse. I need the sweet, sweet information on the awesome blossom players.

Thank you. And what is a more legendary appetizer? By the way, it's going to be like 87. It's going to be 87. Dude, the Bloomin' onion is the most legendary appetizer in the last... I would agree. That is wildly famous. It's 50 years.

50 years. Well, 88 isn't... Yeah, no. I like your math. That would mean I'm 50. The awesome blossom is discontinued for five years at Chili's. Great. Not helpful.

I'm going to start. I'm not going to be rude. It's just happening. How do you go? You're getting fucking busted. So, I guess it's been discontinued for five years at Chili's, the awesome blossom. Yeah. So, it's for sure wasn't as iconic as the Bloomin' onion.

Exactly. Yeah. Exactly. More calories. And also that little trademark, the registered trademark behind the Bloomin' onion. I see that. Help me, producers. That's nice.

I see that. Sorry, Dirge. Your little awesome blossom is a fucking... Help me out. Is a joke, bro. What are you still hanging on, Dirge? You know what? This is so typical.

This is so typical of what's going on. Yeah, why? What are you still hanging on to? Why? Just give it up, dude. Outback is the fucking original gangbanger. Yeah, they can't find it. But they don't have waiters, and that's a problem.

Yes, they do. This is insane, bro. No, they don't. The one I went to, you had a tablet, and you ordered it on the thing, and then nobody showed up. Oh, well, that's Matt Doodoo, admittedly. It's a fucking bummer. I went to an Outback maybe five or six years ago, and I also had a pretty disappointing

experience. Fuck off, bro. What? And I loved Outback. I'm just saying it wasn't great when I went about five or six years ago. Goodbye. Fuck off. Fuck off, mate.

Oh, look at this. There's an awesome blossom. Here it comes. Okay, served in 1990. It was two years after. When was the last time you went to an Outback, Blake? You're acting like you have stock in Outback or something. You really need them to skyrocket.

It used to be. The truth comes out. It used to be great. I'm with you. It used to be my birthday dinner. Okay. Oh, wow. That is true.

I went to some birthday dinners over there. I said, yeah. I said, we're pulling up. I'm getting the ribs. I get the spiced apples. I get the fries. Digger the ribs. Mine was sizzler.

I think my family was poorer than yours. You say sizzler with an extra syllable? No, it's a sizzler. Sizzler. Sizzler. Sizzler. Sizzler. Sizzler.

Sizzler. Sizzler. Sizzler. Sizzler. Sizzler. Sizzler. Sizzler. Sizzler.

Sizzler. Sizzler. Sizzler. Sizzler. Scissors, i drive a Tesla. Hey, here we go. You want to read it? There's, yeah, I do.

I apologize. No, no, no. Let me say that. I retreat. What is the word? Retract? was catching the world on fire. I was wrong.

You guys know a lot about... I hope I stay out of this. You know what though, when I first went to Outback Steakhouse, it was also a disappointing time. Because they... Bro, you're supposed to be on the team. I know I love Outback Steakhouse.

Well, we're saying it's falling off. We wanted to get back to its glory, Blake. Everything's falling off, right? I remember thinking that everybody was gonna have Australian accents, and they didn't, and it fucking bummed me out. That's just stupid. I mean, admittedly, that'd be pretty fun.

Well, I still have a bad time. Dioria! How do you say Dioria in Australian? Outback. It's called the Boomerang. What's the beer called? Foster's. Australian for beer.

Well, here's a crazy... Not a... I don't know what it is, but for my birthday dinner... Try out back again, man. Try it. No, it's probably done. We would go to a place called Hackney's that's like...

There's two of them in the Chicago land area. I'm on my way. And what they're known for... It's a disgusting head. ...is an onion loaf, which is essentially the same shit. I think I've had... Explain to me...

Onion loaf. It's fried onions, but it shows up in a big square loaf. And it's like... It's like onion strings. Like onion strings. Yeah, and you gotta pull them off and whatever. That's fire.

It's like a brick. Yeah, I had that. It's not as good as a blooming onion, though. No, the blooming onion is way different. Apparently it was created in New Jersey at a place called Scotty's Steakhouse, which is now known as Scotty's Pub and Comedy Cove. Fucking a Comedy Cove.

I love it. Oh, we're doing the pod live from the Comedy Cove. Your boobs are huge. Wow, so they're saying they started it in 1970s? They're saying that they developed it. Wait, so Scotty's Steakhouse actually... Am I tracking this right? I want to track for our listeners.

The Scotty's Steakhouse made the... Thank you, Kyle. Made the blooming onion in the 70s. But what did they call it? They called it... Kyle, track it for our listeners. I just want to track this for the listeners real quick. And there's a place called Scotty's Pub and Comedy Cove.

Can I give you guys some credit here? Is this the live? I googled awesome blossom wiki. Thank you for tracking that. And then the first thing that shows up is blooming onion Wikipedia. Yeah. This is basically our true crime podcast,

where we find out and get to the bottom. Dude, this is... Yeah, you know our agents are always telling us to find IP that we're really excited about? We got to take in blooming onion. Well, it's crazy though. We want to make this movie. That's good.

You hear about these movies, you're like, oh, Michael Keaton's going to be like the McDonald's, or the windshield wiper guy or the McDonald's guy. And you hear, you're like, really, that's a movie? And then they're casting it and they're like, everyone's on it. It's going to be fucking huge. And then they kind of go away, right?

I don't know. I kind of liked the founder, which was the Michael Keaton McDonald's movie. It was kind of cool. I'm still going to send it. They have their moments. I think he was nominated for it. I think it was,

I think they would actually hit the award. Yeah, I thought it was cool. There's a Flamin' Hot Cheeto movies coming out, right? I'm not joking. No, I know. The Beanie Baby movie too is like coming out. The Flamin' Hot Cheeto movie. Where's the Mountain Dew Code Red movie?

It's military based. Where's the Dave Thomas biopic? Where's the Dave Thomas biopic? Hey, everyone's attached. Oh, Dave Thomas biopic is good. I'm going to make a square for that. I actually, no joke. I had a meeting on it.

See? I'm not joking. I had a meeting on it. Hey, Wendy, get out of the kitchen. The Dave Thomas biopic. Wait a second. Wendy? Keep saying Wendy.

We got to talk about one other movie. What's up with the greatest last beer runner or whatever? What about it? Oh yeah, Zac Efron? Yeah. Why isn't all of us in the movie? Well, you know I had the rights to it for two years. What the frickin' hell, man?

I had the rights to the greatest beer runner. And then? And then I lost the rights to it. And then Peter Fairley got it. And then he cast... That looks like the coolest movie ever. Zackey, Zackey Boy. And not me.

Aw. But it is a really cool story. There's the documentary that they did on it. Because it's based on a true story. It's really, really cool. Yeah, that's the whole marketing campaign. This was real. Real.

Because it was fucking insane. It's like this guy was drunk at a bar. And there was all the Vietnam protests. And he was like, you know what? These kids are over there fighting. It's not their fault that people hate this war. I'm gonna go give him a beer. And everybody at the bar is like,

you should go give him a beer. Just thinking that he's drunk. And then the next day he took off with a duffel bag full of beer and made his way to Vietnam. And lied and said he was military and stole uniform and went behind enemy lines and found his friends at like three different camps.

And there was a point that they are under attack. There's a hot, hot beer. Totally, totally. The beer's for sure sucked. But we have tons of beer here. They're like, yeah, we have... Didn't they have a shit ton of beer? Yeah, I mean, in the movie, I don't know how real it was,

but in the movie Forrest Gump, they had pallets of Budweiser. Yeah, we're all doing heroin now, dude. It's kind of the new thing. We don't like beer anymore. I mean, that's a totally different movie. They're just so heroin. They're just on way too much age

to even know who their friend is. They're like, huh? Can you hand me that rubber hose real quick? Yeah, is it like a beer bong? It is not, my friend. It is not. Do you think at any point that dude was like going to Vietnam and he was like,

yo, they're gonna make a fucking movie about me one day? That's why I'm doing this. That's the only reason to do anything. He was like Adam dancing in the front yard. He was like, if I do this with style. He was me when I'm seven years old looking for a scout. Coming to theaters. I mean, I guess, yeah, I don't know.

Fairly's got the touch. I was standing in front of him at the airport the other day and I almost turned around and it was just like, you're the best, dude, you fucking made the... Yeah, he, yeah, G-traitly is. And I didn't, cause I was like, he's... Peter and Bobby, they are the best.

Sometimes you don't talk to them, yep. They don't need that. I mean, Kingpin? Kingpin, dude, Kingpin. Is Kingpin the funniest movie ever? I love Kingpin, my God. You can't do that. Unless you go, me, myself, and Irene.

Oh my God. That's hard to do, the funniest movie ever. Or Dumb and Dumber. I mean, get real. They were on a hot streak. I mean, dude, they killed it. They did Dumb and Dumber? Yeah. Kingpin was something else, man.

When that came out. Something about Mary. Oh yeah, Kingpin I think might be one of my f- and something about Mary, my God. Kingpin had the most like... Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot! Like, stank on it, that to me was like, we're gonna do this one our way. Yeah.

The other ones seemed like, they knew they were nailing like a pop sensibility. And then Kingpin, they were like, let's get a little bit weirder. Right, right. Let's just run it. But yeah, me, myself, and Irene, Jim Carrey in that movie is...

Incredible. That's got a great cut to it. When he falls down the hill and it pops back up. Weird, wild stuff. It's insane. As a director, you're like... It's insane. Gold, print it.

We got it. Well, I remember they transitioned like, he's like, I always think of this transition when I think about that movie, when he's squatting on the lawn and then they cut to the soft serve. Right. In the next scene, you remember that shit?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll never forget how that worked in the theater. The entire audience was just like... Oh! It's so cool when you get to watch... Whoa, this is ice cream, this is ice cream. Yeah, when you get a laugh on the edit, that's very cool.

Even just like being in a f-ing room with people watching the same movie and you're like, yes, yes, like we f-ing, that was funny as sh-t. Now we're not, now we do a podcast where we're not even in the same room. Guys, I miss you, I miss my friends. And when we are, don't like it.

Yeah, it's not a weird, it's more comfortable this way. No, I like it. No, I like it. No, I love it. Can't talk over you guys the way I normally want to. Yeah, you can't use Zoom as an excuse to just keep barreling.

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. My microphone is f-ing up. You guys are, my headset is so f-ing loud right now. When Blake hits the soundboard, it does not feel good on the ears, yeah. Wake up! No more, man. Sorry, man.

Full tilt. I feel like I've been chunking the whole damn time. I'm in a bad room. No, you did great. I'll never be here again. Do you guys have any take-backs? Apologies, any epic slams or giveaways? I got a question.

Are Blake and Kyle standing, like, are you guys next to the exact same doors? What's happening there? Kyle, let's do a reveal. Yeah, there we go. Come on, Blake. We actually are roommates. That would be so tight.

We left our families. We're fine. We can finally be together. God, that would be awesome. I would have loved to hang out with you. I'm looking at you and I'm looking at you, and I'm like, uh-huh. Was that cool?

It would be awesome if Blake was here. It would be awesome. Oh, I thought you were talking about being loved. You were seeing doors like that in my life. Oh, God, I miss you guys. I miss you guys, too. I miss you, too, so much. Hey, I just want to pay a little bit of respect

to the awesome blossom. Sorry, the blooming onion. Thank you. I was like, wow, is this a bit? Is this a fucking bit? It was first. Wow, dude. Apparently not, but it was before the awesome blossom.

Scotty Steakhouse and Comedy Cove. Really big of you, Ders. I know this is really hard for you. I know this is really, really hard for you. You guys know my background with time. I don't know when things happen. I don't know it. Can't you read a clock?

Don't know when things happen. So give me a little leeway. You got it. That being said, never reading it out back again. Dude, take all the time you need. Unless they give me one of those cards where I can eat every. By the way, did you guys ever get the Hooters card from them? The Hooters card.

I did, but Burbank closed their doors. Oh, man, son of a bitch. It was $100 every day, if you wanted to, to eat at Hooters. It made me feel like I was about to become somebody who just takes people off the street to Hooters every night. Yeah. And it was like, yo, ball out. You can get unlimited wings with the hundred dollars, essentially.

Yeah, no alcohol allowed. Just and then that's a lot of wings. Tons Daytona style. I ate there once after going to the aquarium, brought the family to Hooters. There we go. I was going to say, it's right there. And I think I left the card in the thing, and that was the end of that chapter. So this was like a celebrity card that you got?

Yeah. What are you talking about here? Me and Ders tweeted about it, like with Mindy. Yes. She was like, any recommendations or places to get wings? And I'm like, is Hooters and Burbank still open? Yeah. And I tagged on like, hey, their tater tots are actually pretty good.

Yeah. Hey, what's going on with Cane's then because I keep talking about it. And they've they've never given me anything. Yeah. Yeah, because they're doing fine. Hooters are closing their doors rapidly. That's true. That's true.

And is the outback going to invite us back in to sort of clean up the reputation? Because I'd love to. The last few experiences that we've all had pretty do do. And I have a soft spot in my heart for them. Well, mine was early. Can I ask you guys a real serious question? Would you rather eat at Chili's or Outback? Seriously?

Oh, seriously? Seriously? Absolutely. Chili's I truly love eating at Chili's. Still, I eat there often. What would happen if you brought a bloomin' onion from Outback into a Chili's? I think they ask you to leave. What would happen?

What would happen? Because you're bringing outside food in. They would jump you. They would fucking jump you. They would be pretty upset. I'll tell you what. Do you think they would say we know what you're doing? No, there'd be like a 19-year-old manager just being like,

ah, you can have other food in here. I thought you take a picture with me. It's all good. And also the only time I eat at a Chili's is at an airport. I think you bring any food into another restaurant and they're going to be a little salty, actually. You sit down with like a microwave dinner. Do you think they would know it's different?

Well, they don't serve it. They don't serve it anymore. It's been discontinued for five years. Oh, Mike. But what if you were like, actually, we'd like to send this awesome blossom back and they're like, where did you get that? How did you get that?

Oh, I'm just going to fly in with this. We ordered it. Mikey just brought it over here. And they go, there's no one here named Mikey. Where the fuck did you get this? And we're all dressed like it's 1990. This is why we can't do a prank show because our prank show. So we go in the fucking Chili's with an awesome, with a balloon onion.

And we'd say a ghost brought it to us. And we filmed them and go, I don't know. And we're dressed like it's 1990. And we keep saying things like, whoa, dude. It's all that in a bag of chips. Who the fuck made this for you? Point out the chef. Who made this for you?

He was just here. He was here. He was just here. I think his name said, Mikey. Mikey died in 19. Wait a second. That was him. Yeah, that was him.

The guy who died, that was him. A fucking 50-year-old guy in the back goes, what did you just say? Comes over like, it was on a night just like tonight. And then he just does Peewee's big adventure in front of us. Sounded like a drunk. That part is not part of the prank show. And now we're like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Right, they start pranking us.

Keep rolling, keep rolling, keep rolling. And now we're a ghost hunter show. Stretch. Yeah. Oh man, I do remember that pitch too, by the way, when they're like, hey, we want you guys to do a ghost hunting show that's like scripted. And then they showed us the one that isn't.

And I'm like, we can't beat this. This is hilariously stupid. Like, there's no way we'll make a better show than this. They're like, but like, bring the stoner stuff into it. I'm like, seems like a lot of work to write a show instead of do what these guys are doing, which is just sleeping, spending the night in like a barn with an infrared camera or whatever. You want us to write scripts?

Haunted place. We're good. Well, no, let's just go out and do that. Yeah, just go out and do it. Can we just get some cameras? And that's why Workaholics was basically a reality show. How high are you in the morning? Pretty high, dude.

Pretty high. So so that we have one take back any giveaways. I want to introduce a new thing. Oh, good. Oh, it's like, like at the end of the it's at the end of the pod, it's called a buzzer beater. If anybody in T.I. They should have a buzz ball.

Oh, my God. You're allowed to take a buzzer beater at the end of the pod and set your right, baby. Sliding the DMs and send them the video. Here we go. Kyle, man, what are you looking at, bro? What, dude? I'm watching you.

What the fuck do you want me to do? Be happy for your friend. Yeah, be happy for your friend. I told him he could do anything he puts his mind to, man. And this is what he chooses. Hmm. It's wild. It's just wild.

You're not even drinking it, dude. Yeah. Yeah. I think everybody beats you by now. You're not done. Yeah. So anyone. They all challenge all the borders.

We're beating the buzzer, baby. Yeah. If you have. I like how he says we're beating the buzzer. Instead of just saying buzzer beater, which makes sense. He's still working on it. If you finished your buzz ball by now, you've won. I mean, you are a buzzer beater.

It's you got to beat Blake at slamming. At your laps, dude. People are on their second or third buzz ball by now. Oh, my God, man. We're just beating the buzzer. What are you going to go do? Rake the leaves, man? What's going on, buddy?

Oh, my God, guys. Oh, he's done. He's the first official buzzer beater. And he's done another episode of. Put your buzz balls down. This is important. Important. He already finished.

I was a girl. I like how he said that. So good. It's a vibe. Woo. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry.

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