This Is Important - Ep 108: One BIG Promo For Kyle’s Film I'M TOTALLY FINE

Episode Date: November 1, 2022

Today, this is what's important: Comedy science, sex toys, magazines, a promo from Kyle for his new film "I'm Totally Fine," Jeffrey Dahmer, the brOzark lawyer, food representations of the guys, Michael Douglas, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions like, can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered

a terrible secret. I saw it in a folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about

what's obviously most crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today we talk about Jocketsch. I got Jocketsch. As your lawyer, I wouldn't suggest you party this hard, but I'm willing to look the other way. This is the Arugalord. Yeah, you think this show's funny, but they're huge polluters. Here we go. Start your engines. I just want to party. Blake, if you want to go for a little bit and just kind of rip it for a minute, let it rip, Blake. It'll be good to hear it back. I just haven't heard it for a while. Diarrhea. Either you have diarrhea or you don't.

Diarrhea. Very shaggedy. Your boobs are huge. Amen. Nothing like other people's comedy to get big laughs on our podcast. Dude, that's where we shine the most is with other people's comedy. Yep, hold up. Some people quote movies, we just use the movie. I got to keep it a honey. Yeah, we use them to slang our comedies. It's science. Our ha ha's are he he's. It is science. You're damn right. Do you guys think comedy is science or do you think it's natural ability? You think you can learn to be funny? Oh, the hard hitters. God damn, man. Yeah, what not like, I don't think you can learn to be actually funny. I think you can learn the math of comedy and you input, you get the knowledge and you're

like, okay, this is what people laugh at. If I repeat that in a similar cadence, people will gig. It's science. Did you start off that sentence with, I don't think you can learn to be funny, but then you explained how people learn to be funny? No, I don't think you can be naturally. If you're not naturally funny, you can't just be naturally funny. Yes, you can't evolve. You can't be like, yeah, you can't become super funny. We're not talking naturally funny, though. We're just saying funny funny. But here's the thing. What if you're funny in your head because you've never been, you've never had that many friends, you have a good sense of humor in your mind. Nobody knows you as funner. And then you start doing stand up. Yes.

There's tons of these type of people, but go. I know a lot of these. So were they funny to begin with? And just like closeted funny people? Well, there are closeted funny people for sure. There's people who don't realize how hilarious they are. And I feel like all of us have had friends that I feel like we were the more putting ourselves out there to be funny people. And then, yeah, for laughs and friendship. And then you'd always have a best friend, or another friend of yours that was secretly very funny, but didn't let that light shine upon them. Right, right. Classic race. Or you're like, dude, you got to come on set to work a hawks and do this scene.

And then you put a camera in front of them and they're like, like, diarrhea. Yeah, that big funny bone energy. Yeah, they don't have to go be funny and dance around for for people's amusement. They got it like that You just got to give them a freaking six pack and let them go off man. They're hilarious. Yeah, I feel like I know what you're talking about and yeah Nope, I know the people you're talking about and I think that you've also had a six pack at that point when they've had a six pack So everything oh, yeah, that's right. Okay, but that's still a kind of funny I mean when you're in the comedy club, they're giving you drinks. They're lubing you up, baby I thought you're talking about more of like a basement NorCal. I am

Yeah, I'm any time I'm talking about my friends back home I'm talking basement because that's where they're at brother. Yo, it is a basement lifestyle It is Blake why are you outside today, bud? Oh, you know, I'm just just switching it up switching up the vibe It's you know starting to get chilly might start raining. Are you outside? I am. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, cool. Yeah, Blake's outside Yeah, man, it's fall. What did you think? It was just a background that he had up You know those green screens that people have when they're like, I don't want people to see how I live

This is the way my dildo collection. It's definitely one of those people. Yeah, you don't want to see He's got his dildos on a drying rack in the background Yeah, they're super absorbent dildos Well, you know you gotta wash them. That's what you want with a dildo And he's embarrassed that they're the dildos that have the hollow back to him. Maybe he's wearing them. Maybe he's not wait What are those? They wanted to advertise One of those companies wanted to advertise with us where you could like stick your dick in a bigger dick and wear it

Remember I don't remember those at all It's like those whole cans where you put your hand in the whole can and you can hold beers with the huge whole can I mean, absolutely. I know exactly what you're talking about, Blake. I'm a man. Beautiful picture How small does your dick have to be in order to fit or can it be a regular sized cock? And then you have a giant alien cock. Yes. Here's the rub. If it's too small You can't support this giant monster on your thing. Sure, it's gonna snap your shit So it's kind of a confidence builder. We're like, well, at least it's not too small to support the whole monster thing Yeah, there's not a lot about this

So everyone at home real quick before we do the podcast they go, hey, here's some advertisers that want to advertise You know, it's always Mercedes. It's Coca-Cola. It's McDonald's the biggest of the biggest go off Pan Express And then every once in a while the biggest of the big they say it's It's like cock munch slut toys.com and then they send us the link and we go. All right. Yeah, well, we can do it Yeah, and if you listen to the podcast, you know that we rarely say no to To any of these offers, right? We're like, yeah, sure. Whatever. Yeah If you have a problem with the ads first of all fuck off, it's how we get paid Secondly just fast forward like I do. Yeah, that's what that's what everyone does. Everyone does that's what the buttons for

You hit the 32nd you hit it four times for our show you hit it seven times And so these dildos are confidence, okay, so Speaking of alien cock No, no, so they offered like weird bumpy alien dicks Yes, have you seen those like like sex toys that are like alien dildos seen them Yeah, and the thing is you can't be too small or you can't hold them up. No, it's not the one Keep saying that dirt keeps saying that I'm just saying hey, and those alien dildos keep saying out of this world Long as you can keep them up

Which is a problem. Oh, yeah, sorry man When Chloe first moved in with me and she found a giant box well, I got a huge box of Fleshlights that's a trash because they had given us flesh lights. Yeah, and if you don't know what fleshlight is It's like you better. They know cuz they've heard it on the spot. Yeah, you know You they but they pour like the a silicon goo and it's a perfect mold of like a vagina or a butthole We're not that kind of mold. Oh, yeah, vagina mold vagina mold And it's like and then you jerk off with it. Yes, sir

I guess like you do. Yeah, you do corn stars or so or whatever. I put flowers in it. I use it as a vase I Chloe found this giant box and was very weirded out But they'd given us these these boxes and I was thinking oh, I'm gonna give these away as funny gifts for like birthdays and shit You're a naturally funny guy You're super funny But then I gave away one or two and then it just was like weird I didn't want to be the the guy that always has a flesh light ready to go for a gift

Although now that you hear it out loud kind of a cool thing I'm gonna say it out loud I wish it could have gone on for like give the same guy a flesh light every year for like seven years in a row It is one of those jokes that gets fun. Yeah You get to like year 12 and he's like when is it gonna stop man sweetheart Eric is 11 years old now You've been given to me before he was born and here's the cool thing You're you're the guy you're like this will be funny

And then you you're driving to the birthday party or whatever it is at a restaurant or a pot bar And you're driving with it and shotgun and then you get there and like the valet guy sees you carrying it Then you go in the bar. Everyone sees you're holding it. Well, you have to wrap Gift wrap or I just kind of like yeah, dude. I don't wrap gifts anymore. I'm a bad guy I'm like the bag is good I put them in a plastic bag I tie the bag Man, we don't got wrapping paper laying around. Yeah, and you know what sucks now because back in the day in the 90s You used to have newspapers laying around so that was instant as if that was instant wrapping paper

But what happened guys? No more newspapers. Say it with me. No More Even a good magazine, but guess what magazines have gone the way of the dinosaurs I call them Dodo birds. What magazine do you miss the most Blake because I know you're a magazine I know you still get us weak some weird fucking guess what else I still get gas rags You get like a celebrity Matt gossip magazines, which is it's still to this day blows my mind And I can't really wrap my head around it. No way. I love that shit, man I got to know what's happened with Tom Brady and Giselle. Come on

Okay, well you just watch Sports Center to know what Tom Brady's up to Yeah, you want to know what like the Kardashian cousin like a person that I don't even know about what what that person's up to right, right? I'm sorry if I need to know if Zoe Kravitz and Channing Tatum are still dating just buzz off for a minute, man Hey, dude, whatever works. Yeah, and I like I like that for you. I just I didn't see that coming for you You were like dude, you were in last week's was I in it for for the Adam Levine? Tweet or Instagram post. Oh, I'm so glad we're gonna circle back The Adam Levine debacle. Yeah now may when this is and while we're at it. Can we get some Emmy talking here?

And he talks Well, you know, I also somehow I still have a subscription. I don't even know what one magazine was I in was it people or was it us weak? No, he likes it You like us weekly us weekly seems like the lesser of the two magazines. I think people is a little low back off There's a little class here people's very classy pointy-toity. You're not getting in people brother You're not a people person my friend The other Magazine I get that I don't know how I get it

I still and I have gotten maximum for so long. I still get see that's what I I was thinking you were gonna say I get it Well, the fact that they still get them. Yeah, I think you're getting ghosts Six pages long. No, it's still it's gotta be all Advertisements and it's like three advertisements for deodorant and then like one pin-up model You know what's gotten real weird with maximum back when we were in a maximum back in like high school Wow, she's a real pin-up Dude now it's like super ultra like rich guy shit like that's what they're kind of leaned into when we were reading it It was like college like all this stuff

College Well now it's like this is like the car that can go underwater and it could be yours for fucking two billion dollars or whatever not It's just weird shit, so it's basically like Rob report I There's no way what was Rob report. I don't read Rob reports magazine for the affluent lifestyle Yes magazine for rich people Ders put me onto it There's like a course way back in the day He was like dude I like to look at Rob report and he would like showed me one and it is just like it's insane

Yeah, and then it's a full circle moment here. Just real quick in In high school There's some kid whose dad subscribed to it and he brought it in one day flipped to the back and he was like I heard you like Chinese sharpies. Oh damn Oh damn the ad section. They have like very rare Blue Chinese sharpies, so that put me on to it. Anyway, sorry go ahead Yes, and that was your first foyer into Robert Paul. Yes Robert Paul. Yeah, Rob. Is it Rob report or do they say it fancy?

I feel like I think it's report like this is the report from Rob Who's got to be a little fancier the robber Paul? Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah report, but doesn't report mean something else Probably we're not there's no way to tell With Kyle was here still would know god damn Kyle yeah, we might know less. Oh, yeah, but bitch See ya I used to read what magazines that I mean the source was sick for a minute I still have some of my old source magazines. I used to have ESPN magazine, which was sick I have a couple of those Slam was a cool magazine. Yeah

Shout out swimming world. Of course. Yes dog fancy. Yes, really you had those you were a subscriber to dog fancy. I Mean we're coming full circle. I definitely had some dog fancy the back in the day and I had swimming world Wow A fun little dude, I wish I knew young dirt. Yeah, just reading his dog fancy I was a good don't get between me and my dog fancy magazine. You know, it's my first magazine ever Did you guys ever get highlights magazine? Oh? Yeah, dude, bro That was my should we get highlights it's Absolutely as long as we won't tank the company because they still are in existence. Yeah, let's don't talk about them too much

Favorite highlights magazine thing, I mean the like what's the difference between this picture and that picture was always good That's what it was because I remember Having some highlights most they remember highlights being at like a daycare hairstyle and dentists And dentists office. Yeah. Yeah dentists. Oh, yeah That's what I found out about it toward the thing out and like asked for it for my birthday Oh, and I got a card that says you're never gonna get a Remember seeing it in the dentist. I like I like that about being a child. You like you don't have any idea What's how expensive or not expensive things are? Oh, yeah

Yeah, I remember I remember my parents like I just knew that we I knew we weren't rich and we didn't have a lot of money So I remember like always tip-toeing around birthday gifts being like I don't know if we could pull this off Right like a push ball or whatever and they're like, I think I think we got it We can swing that yeah, I mean while it's like a four dollar gift that they're like it's on Rosie O'Donnell show So I'm sure it's She was fun from gold Rosie O'Donnell fan. Dude. I was a huge Rosie O'Donnell fan. Who's not? Yeah She was sick. She was dope dude her talk show was the shit Yeah, she used to shoot the coosh ball at the camera. Whoo. Oh my god

The coosh flowers to Rosie with how killing you gotta shoot the coosh. Yeah, what's your okay? So we've talked about a favorite a high-less magazine favorite Rosie O'Donnell moments wait well wait There's another man Matt. There's another magazine that I had I remember boys life. What the do you guys remember boys life? What was that dude? I didn't know I was so that sounds perverted. What was boys life exactly exactly? Dude, I thought I've perverted Because it's boys life. I don't know. I just I knew that playboy was a thing and my friends You I'm like a little boy. I'm like five or like six years old probably seven somewhere in there And I remember my

Friends had it at his house and I was like oh shit. I gotta check out this boys You thought boys life was playboy live science. I thought it was playboy playboy I was playboy adjacent. It was boys life. I had no idea. I knew that I knew that there was a Naked lady magazine with boy in the title. I saw boys life. I was like This I remember sneaking off with it like grabbing it and and like sneaking off to go to the bathroom to like look at it Let's get into this huge let down and then it would just being so bummed out. I'm like they're teaching you how to like tie knots Yeah, here's how to pack for camping. Yeah Yeah, where's the titties, bro?

Another gushers another caprice on ad. Where are the titties, bro? I do remember reading a boys life article about some kid who got his butt cheek ripped off by a Komodo dragon Wait a minute. Hey, I gotta take a second look science and and upon the disappointment subsiding from Realizing it's not a naked lady mag Then I was pretty Excited about boys life. I was like this is an interesting magazine. Yeah. Oh, okay. So you got past the discipline I got past it. That's you cuz it's for boys. It talks about things for boys Yeah, Adam shout out to your young mind man for getting past that and like actually reading the art of dude

I I already I'm gonna give him and flowers at the end of this episode Absolutely. It's like magazine. Good magazine a big magazine. I think it was a big magazine. What's your other? What's your other mag my other mag that I had a subscription to for years probably a decade stuff Mad magazine, baby Magazine what a legendary magazine. I still have most of them to cool art in this mags very cool I mean, I mean, is there anything cooler in the history of magazines then the folding back cover that would like go from one thing To another that like that. It's so sick whoever the fuck started that unreal. It's definitely yeah There's definitely one dude who we could look up, but we're not gonna but

Yeah, yeah For sure like he's the guy like fucking cool cuz it would be like It'd be like whatever like a some sort of like corporation that's like having fun Then you'd like fold it in half and it like actually they're polluting dude Yeah, it's just be like a huge dollar bill and it'd be like they're sucking your money out of your ass, right? Yeah, that's I just I couldn't did not a word We never got workaholics in mad magazine and we were right there I remember them like sniffing around. Oh like they were gonna do like a parody of us or like shout us out or draw us or

Something I remember that coming down the pipe You do remember that I remember I remember okay, I don't remember that even a Little bit either you have diarrhea or you don't when did this come come around? It was probably like season four or something. They were like sniffing around. They're like we think that I remember somebody mentioned Adam You remember the sniffs. I don't remember you don't remember any sniffs any sniffing. No, I don't I don't remember any sniffs either I mean that is cool, and I do see that I could see them wanting to take us down a peg or two They're like fuck these guys this guy. Yeah, you think this show is funny, but they're huge polluters No, they I think they would

Lampoon the people they loved they you know, they would you know That was their way of shouting you out by making fun of you. I think that it was you know equal opportunity offenders the cause of diarrhea Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called inner cosmos on I heart I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University And I've spent my career exploring the three-pound universe in our heads on my new podcast I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions So we can better understand our lives and our realities

Like does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident or can we create new? Senses for humans or what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain Steers your behavior your perception and your reality Listen to inner cosmos with David Eagleman on the I heart radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts Last season millions tuned into the betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception I'm Andrea Gunning and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret I

Scurled down and that's when I saw a hidden folder and I opened it What the hell did I just see? I was scared that he was coming home What Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god I got to get out of the house. He's gonna find out that I've seen this. He's gonna come kill me Listen to season two of betrayal on the I heart radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts Between April 1971 and September 1972 Six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, DC

It took four murders before the police finally realized that one person was responsible I will admit the others when you catch me if you can Signed freeway fans This child was laying on the side of the road. It appeared that she was probably either dragged out of the car It's thrown out of the car the person said I murdered your daughter The killer believed that he may have been seen by the mother That guy is he's out of sync with even the worst people I thought that they would catch him. I thought it was just a matter of time

Is it possible that the killer is still alive? Listen to freeway phantom on the I heart radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts Sorry We're gonna let dirt sit with that one show the cool vibe. Wait. Well, why while dirt is taking a Jurink of his course light vibe. We have a message from Kyle. We have a promo test to throw to okay Wait, and we're before you do before you do. Okay. This is regarding a movie that Kyle produced That's gonna be coming out. Sure. Mm-hmm. These guys have not listened to the ad at all, correct? No, no I haven't heard it. I have not heard this ad even a little bit

I just want to set it up and in this way and that's all because I have listened to it Okay, I wish you didn't we're gonna we're gonna regret playing it instantly. Okay, Adam already is and And you should definitely go check out this movie. Yeah, go ahead and roll it. It's totally fine is the name of the movie I'm totally fine. Oh, yeah, he'll say it. Fuck. I'm totally fine. Let's let him do it But here we go. All right, and here let's throw to our fourth member of the pod. You're a root king Here we go. I'm gonna go take a shit Hey, what's up? This is the arugulord. How y'all doing tii nation? Um, I'm coming to you via voice note

Um, because a lot of ums in here for an ad director's chair making new episodes of what we do in the shadow Wow, I'm on lunch right now. So Um, look, I'm dropping in because I wanted to let y'all know that This weekend he's dropping November 4th The movie I produced called I'm Totally Fine starring Jillian Bell Natalie Morales Blake Anderson myself

Karen Maruyama and Harvey Guillen Comes out. It will be available on vod Amazon or vod iTunes Apple vod. It's halfway done. I think they're the same thing and it will also Be in Select theaters. So if you're lucky enough to be by a theater that's playing the movie, I'm totally fine Please go check it out this weekend

Go do that support independent cinema And if you're not by a theater that Uh, that plays this Movie then go to your vod to your apple iTunes and your vod amazon And type into the subject field into the search field. Oh, wow. I'm totally fine. I'm totally fine. Yeah, just look it up They know what that means. This one's from the heart This one is uh very special to me. I'll piss now. Oh, definitely don't miss it Get out there and check it out. Okay much appreciated. Thank you very much

All right, okay. Wow. All right. Yeah, man. All right. I'm totally fine. Check it out. Check it out, man It was good. I feel now I do have a few notes uh Just on the quality of the recording And uh, just how he delivered that information He like really went down a rabbit hole of how to look something up when everyone just knows How to look a thing up. You could just say look it up. Right. That's that's sort of kyle's thing though He's very demeaning in ways that you you wouldn't expect like over explaining because he thinks you're dumber than you know

You are so yeah, sure. Okay. Yeah adam is one of your notes gonna be uh, maybe a little excitement He is very excited for it And I am too as he is excited for I know but if you're gonna sell the movie like that Well, you got to sell the movie a little bit That's why I tried to sell it before you turn that on because I'm like, look I want everyone to go see this movie fun movie a lot of fun in the theater get out there. Come on. I mean See, you're doing a great job. You're doing a great job. Blake. You just brought you brought it You should have recorded the the commercial. Yeah, that's essentially that's what it was. But you know, you're here

You're here. So yeah, so I can really hype it. I can be like, yeah, come on. Let's fucking Let's go to the theater. Well, he also didn't explain What the movie's about. No, no Like the premise even a little bit. No, right No, it's a mystery. It's a dice roll. Just said the name like the the name of a movie It that's here. He starts off the whole thing calling himself arugal lord Okay, he doesn't have to explain anything at them. They're gonna go see it, you know Hey, true the lord sent us

Freaking see you. Dude. I and I hope they do. I hope they rush out to it Especially as one of the named stars in the movie. So thank you very much And blake did is it fair to say that you dabbled in not having hair in this movie? Uh, well, I think one of the the director's choices brandon durmer was to pull my hair back and put a hat on so There is that. Yeah. Wow. And how did that make you feel about you and your hair? Yeah, you got your your feet wet. Yeah, man. How to make you feel I'm not having hair. How did it make me feel? Did you say, well, this is my natural hair? And I don't know why you would want me to hide it

Put it away I think it was a note from the producer kyle that came through the director. I think it was his way of kind of Fucking taking a shot at me lord kyle. Yeah, taking you down a pig or two. Yeah. He's sick of uh, your thick luscious mane Right because he's working with some long long stringy strands. He's getting there. Yeah, by the way shout out to all the Borders out there who were like, hey, there's lawyers with long hair They sent a bunch of really cool long hair lawyers that are from like there's one from like texas and I think one from Florida That was it's very inspiring. Yeah. Well lawyers

There's a lot of like really like shady lawyers and there's fat personal trainers like what do we this is? Yeah, they're not good lawyers by any means. There's no way. Yeah, that's not like the cream of the crop It's not like if you your boobs are huge killed someone you wouldn't call the guy with the long hair to be your lawyer Blake why see why adam adam great example Why that's fucked up That's fucked up, man. We know but there are certain things we know. Hey, dude I don't know. Well, why are the best lawyers in the country? Why don't they have long hair? I'm with you, Blake. That would be cool if they did. They just don't they just don't

I don't know just don't I don't know. It's weird. It's like weird protocol, man There's something that is frowned against about men with long hair frowned against what did I what is this? Sane What is this ain't frowned against? That's what it is. Give me a hell. Yeah, you know, you're like you'll frown against something. You'll just like You know Wow, dude

Adam's gonna lose his vision again over there. Dude frown to get killed. This is my closing argument This is why I'm not a lawyer. This is why you're frowning against. Exactly. Yes murder is frowned against. I understand that. If you cut your hair, if you cut your hair, you're saying frowned upon. It just comes out naturally. I guarantee you. Wow. Oh, man. I'm sorry. I'll never be a lawyer. I'm sorry mama. No, you can be a lawyer easily. Get a little snipped. Well, see, see, see if you have the long hair, you're the type of lawyer that like You're basically you work closely with a bail bondsman. The DUI guy, you know You're like a certain type of lawyer that can help you out in certain situations, but if you're yes

Really in real trouble He's not the guy to call. Yes, you're right. You're right. And I think that the example given to me was a DUI lawyer So you're exactly right. Yeah, they all are and by the way the time these people have to be like actually there are long hair lawyers Why are why are you okay? That brings up my question. Why are DUI lawyers so freaking cool? Like what is that job? What because they hang out with a ton of cool drunks dude the bunch of party drunks. I think that goes without saying they party I got you but do they have a way to like talk to like the judge or they like yeah, I'm in here every other week Dude, well, you know what they are they're they're all they're smart guys

They probably went to school with the judge and they're their party friend and they're like, yeah, come on. What are you doing here? Yeah, I I'm sure there are workarounds with DUIs and that sort of thing That they know they can capitalize on and when people get DUIs, they're desperate to get that shit Exposed or whatever so that doesn't fuck with their as cheap as possible too. Probably Yeah, yeah, but and by the way just speak adam you were talking about murderers hiring hiring lawyers And it's been a while we haven't been on yeah, I'm always talking about that Can we talk about how hard jeffrey dommer part is? This dude is slamming beers

Dude jeffrey dommer is throwing them it reminds me of blake a lot actually This dude is just cracking beers And he was a natural heart body too, but I know natural heart body But you know what he would do much like blake is do he was doing any push-ups and stuff. Yes. Yes He was doing his push-ups carving corpses. He'd sneaky get it in. Yeah, uh, but then just also They're like dommer. What are you doing in there? Are you sneaky getting it in? He's like, yeah, that's it Right. Yeah, uh, just working out again sneakily just squatting. Why does it smell like must and rotting foot? I'm just sneaky getting it in

I got jock itch dude after watching that documentary Did you guys feel I felt I'm and I never feel this way Dude, it was a series not the documentary series. There's a documentary as well. Sorry this series. Yes, okay Because there is a doc. We'll go ahead. Yeah, but that netflix series I felt truly gross after watching like we watched every episode. Yeah after I was done I was like how shows work. I didn't well. No, sometimes you just give the fuck up Like if it's too, I can't gross or whatever. Yeah, I'm like dude or just dumb Yeah, but this was like after I was done. I was like, oh, we could have not done that

And I would have been okay with not doing that was the first thing Like this was the first time because I I think I've talked about it like I used to look through my My aunt's like encyclopedia serial killers and like look at crime scene photos. Yeah, you love serial killers And you remind me a lot of dommer Slamming but like for some reason watching that series Like I think it's because they kept talking about the smell of it. Yeah, right. I was just like I don't know. I just don't I just don't like being here in this world I bailed after three because I was just like

I didn't like it. Well, I mean dude the second time you watch it though Okay Um, no, but I it was so good at creating that that vibe and the the smell and like the heat 70s Yeah, but man, I was I didn't know he partied so hard. No, it was very well done But it was like that's another thing. I'm like, how was this motherfucker? He should have been caught so quickly Yeah, that's kind of the white privilege. That was the kind of the mission statement of racism Yeah, the ant homophobia for sure. They just did not give gay dudes the time of day, right?

You get just going there and Yeah, because there was literally that one dude who was a minor who like was like out like Like yo, dude, this dude is fucking torturing me and then dommer was just like gay stuff We're just doing gay stuff, man, and they're like, yeah, okay Don't take that inside and even the neighbor called and was like, you know, that was a minor and they're like, uh, no It wasn't it was crazy. It was crazy. Super. It was so easy to murder back in the day. Not anymore Not anymore. Well, yeah, of course. Well, no, now it's very easy What the difference is it used to be like

Serial killers were would just go one by one over the course of like 10 10 years and killed 20 people Yes, now they go into a fucking school with the gun. You know what I mean? It's a different But you're getting caught. I want to go back to the old days. You want to go back? You're getting caught back to the 90s serial killers Actually the heyday really of serial killers was Like the 70s and 80s, right? Yeah, cuz you're right. They could get away with more. No, I we don't know. Maybe the 1920s Come on. There's probably people just that's true. We don't know

Year zero year one not just a good movie. Let us not forget jack the ripper Jack the ripper quite the serial killer from hell. Um, yeah But the but the before all the forensics really kicked in. I mean, what was that show about forensics beginning bones? Wasn't that your show bones? No bones was really highlighting how fantastic forensic No, the the it was a Netflix show. Which one and it was about. Oh, yes. Fuck uh Oh, uh the mindhunter, right mindhunter. They were the first dudes to be well, I guess that wasn't forensics It was more about the minds of like a lot of killers and being like let's put ourselves in the heads of them The FBI was like, what are you fucking high and everyone's like, yeah, you're fucking weirdo. Yeah, why the fuck would you do that?

Let's go get some snacks. Yeah, let's go eat some snacks Um, but yeah, I mean you're also I remember talking about maybe this was on workaholics How we were talking about like the fibers it's always about just like we found a fiber And it's the same from like a carpet or whatever dude. It's from the raising but that yeah, that could fuck you too Sometimes with those fibers, they put put the wrong people in the wrong place. It's like come on now. Yeah, and adam Anything out of that? Hey, I don't want to frown upon it. Wait, what was it? A forensic evidence you don't want to Yeah, I want listen judge your honor. I hate to frown against the fibers

But my my boy was not there at that time. My boy was not there Sometimes puts the wrong people in the wrong place. Yo, your honor. I'm brozard. Brozark lawyer Yeah, exactly. I'm no your brozark Brozark Esquire I'm coming that floor to stay in law school, which I'm sure is like a pretty good law school It's fun to say. It's a good punchline. Yeah, you never know. You never know. I never know roll up on your jet ski Yes I

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I wonder what the coolest because i'm sure in lawyer world I love when we talk about things. We don't absolutely nothing zero I'm sure in lawyer world. There is like the party college. You know what I mean? Like there's like there's like yes You will get a law degree But if you go to arizona state And you get your degree from there. We all know that you are the bros our lawyer smoke we eat every day Maybe maybe but i'm pretty sure but even if you because they're smart

They're smart people that fucking party their faces off. You know what I mean? Like my a buddy of mine from high school got a 34 on his acts and if you talked with him You're like this guy's thick as fuck. He can't even put a sentence together And he would just he drank like a fucking fish and it was just like a meathead who just like math and science just made sense to him I'm still gonna send but that's not a person who's in law school or in getting their doctorate or their master's degree Usually those people are pretty focused orcs. Um, no, but we should put let's put out the feelers the question If you're a lawyer and you're listening. Mm-hmm. They're not which hate there's like three There's maybe two to three of them. I know maybe

They have long hair for sure and and for sure one of them works for us Right who and he used to have long hair. Yeah, shout out to jeff. He did he grew it out a little bit And that was a tough that was touching go for me. I was almost I had one foot out the door No, but see if you're an entertainment lawyer, you can have cool long hair. That's true because it doesn't matter Right, but entertainment lawyers that you're never like in front of a judge. That's just reading fucking Contracts and you're also in a band at night. So it's like you're in LA. You're trying to make it. You're also a lawyer You know kiefer southerland. Yeah, like you go out you hang out with him probably Thank you

Like that's your crew took the words right out of my mouth And and you say cool shit before you like tackles christmas trees like as your lawyer I wouldn't suggest you party this hard, but I'm willing to look the other way and then Crash their force into another car well keeper southerland to prep to Explain what blake's talking about there's a video that we always watch back in the day of keeper southerland partying and he just

Dove into a christmas tree that was in like a hotel lobby And he was just obviously drunk as shit And people were like oh, he's out of control. Is he drinking too much and we were all like this guy seems like a fun guy to party Yeah, we need to get him on workaholics Yeah, man, sometimes you just got to tackle the family christmas tree I mean fucking awesome, right? Yeah, so cool It's only bad if you're like and that being said you don't want if you're in actual trouble You don't want your lawyer to dive into a christmas tree and have long hair right they go pretty hand in hand

But you do if he's just an entertainment lawyer or like yeah, you know if he's like a A dui lawyer where you're like, yeah, you know So you're equating the most powerful entertainment lawyers with the dui lawyers Well, I think that they could if they wanted to they could have it would be more of a slicked back long hair vibe A wet look a wet look If you're a hollywood entertainment, yeah, yeah stiffer wetter. Yeah, we want you dripping, baby Razor Ramon rest in peace. Geez. I really thought that kyle's uh message was gonna be kind of short and then I could keep throwing to it, but I almost said in the chat like in our text chain like should we edit it down?

Like I thought I would I thought I could like throw in and be like go see uh I'm what's the name of the movie. I'm totally fine. You're in the movie. Uh november Second and then like and then we could continue the conversation, but that was uh, we can't yeah Was it two and a half minutes long it was over two minutes long, right? It's right up there. Should we time it? Yeah, let it rip. It's way it's way too long. It would never air on television that that length that would be such an expensive commercial Okay, we're ready to hear it No, are we we're gonna you're gonna play it again. Hey, what's up? Y'all doing

This is your leader. Uh, don't make me don't make me be your boy over control. Don't make me be mean because I just have it just be kind of an accent Okay, I'll make you be me. I'll do that only if you let it rip for the rest of the episode on loop It's just constantly going. Yeah, I could do it. Hey, you'll do that Only if you do it for the rest of the time that we podcast The next 1000 episodes. Oh, damn. That's a new theme song. You have to commit. You have to commit hard, dude Wow, dude. Wow, dude. Wow. Okay. Everybody take your pills. Take your chill pills

What did you just put what did you just put in your mouth? I mean trail mix over here trail mix What kind what are you working with like the tropical kind that has the little dried mangoes and the pineapples and the chocolate chips Oh, yeah, look at this guy durr's the tricks like such the guy that like has his trail mix game Unlock you look like human trail mix Corp corp, sorry, man. I didn't mean to uncork that on you, bro That's right, dude. No, here's what I understand Adam. I understand what you're saying and I I do get it because durr's Does eat a lot of trail mix

He wears Patagonia's. Yes like that to me kind of goes hand in hand He like if if you asked him to go actually hiking he'd show up with the proper equipment to go hiking Right, right. Too problem. Right. He would have the right shoes. He'd be dressed properly He'd have like ventilated shirts with like armpit vents and shit. Yeah, so I understand that he looks like human trail mix When we went to Peru you were you were down there. You had a go when you took me to Peru, baby I was like, I'm gonna gear up for my boy. Yeah, I know and I love that. What what food am I like? Oh, you're just ham Without hesitation Wow, oh my god, so glazed so hot. Yeah, honey, big ham

So spot-on delicious Do we do Blake because Adam I feel like we might say the same thing at the same time. What airheads candy Well, it's close. I was gonna say one two three Beef jerky, I don't I wouldn't say Blake is beef jerky like a slim gym out of a gas station. That's me Okay, well, yeah, maybe a slim. Sorry not like high. I know you're a high quality jerky guy I love jerky anything. I thought you were gonna say jerky for me. I'm human beef jerky. Oh, yeah Yeah, fair enough. Yeah, you know, I come from the Midwest. I was ham was close I thought maybe steak or a beef jerky. Yeah meat product

But ham man Adam hails against the Midwest. Yeah, no airhead actually is pretty accurate. Um, you dumb fuck Fun dip human human fun dip That's cool fun dip. That's a fun time. It's pretty fun. At first cavities bad for you That really bad for your rots your teeth. It does not end well. Nope. The end of a fun dip is brutal I would have gone something more California specific. Okay by way of Iowa Stop your human guacamole. That's what I would have said. Interesting. Oh, I like that Like your big old bucket of guac. Is he though? I see guacamole is a little bit more How do you feel not ham refined? I guess not like it's a wow. It's expensive

No, Adam's talking about like the gross like not real avocado guacamole. You are the guacamole Like seven hours later when it's all Okay, what and like the good stuff is you can still go under it, but like you got to eat that brown Well, hey, I don't say what type of guacamole if I chose guacamole, I get to say what type of guacamole Okay, and go ahead Adam, but I agree with Durs. You are the brown fresh at the table El Torrito But I actually do agree with Durs here The several hours old the brown layer. Thank you pizza pizza Well, Durs, the reason I called you trail mix is because like trail mix is so good, dude

trail mix is like A very substantial like snack. It's like when it's there for you. It can hold you over forever It's prepared for anything good old raisins and peanuts. You're like the friend you you wear layers Look at you. You have layers on you can peel down. You always have shoes that are active I love that you said peel down because that's one of my favorite like when you get to a certain day You can't say peel down is like a little kid But when you get older, you're like, all right, come boys, peel down. We're heading out. Come on I bet you say peel down all the time to your sons

I think I say peel down because I heard Durs say peel down Yeah, because I don't think that's from anybody in my family Huh, but also you have you're always wearing shoes like not like you never wear like a flat footed shoe Like a van or like a converse. You always have something that is versatile big acg guy Big Solomon man Okay, well, yeah, I see I see that for Durs. I see that he is Human trail mix. Yeah, the little little something ready to go. Yeah, and Adam is ham because Go go

Hey, let's break this down guys. He's got he's an intense flavor As soon as you taste it, you know exactly what it is Dude a little little sweaty. It's delicious. It is delicious. My god ham and you always want more But I like it. It's not necessarily good for you. Is it? I don't It's not always good for you. It's not for everyone No pork on my fork, brother. Some people hate it Some people don't like it at all. Really don't like it. Yes, some people are most people like it I will be honest. I don't like ham on a breakfast sandwich, but like what slice us. That's crazy

Did I I like it at like uh on Thanksgiving. I like a slice of ham But on uh on a breakfast sandwich, I'd much rather go bacon or even a patty of sausage guys Uh, I'll I'll take you on sausage, but I eat ham I ham a lot Oh, baby. I have ham often. Yes. They are what you eat. Yes. Whenever I'm eating eggs. I go I go ham every every time Love it. I can't stop eating. Ham and eggs is green eggs and ham. He's a green eggs and ham guy Green eggs and ham boy on netflix. Check it out. It's quite the show

Who was talking about michael douglas on one of the episodes? Uh, well, I was talking about how I saw him at a party was too scared to talk to him Even though I'm in the show with him. Oh, I was doubling back because I was like was this before the show or after and it was after It was like literally the the season the premiere just happened because you're recording at separate times blah blah blah Yeah, right. And you didn't want him. I never met him and he was like right there. Yeah, I just He was he's just really he's a really scary Looking person like intimidating He's got a strong feature. Yeah, he's michael fucking douglas. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

That's fucking cool. Michael douglas rocks white. He doesn't seem scary. Yes. He does michael douglas does seem scary He's intimidating and there's a sexual energy. Yeah intimidating, but scary is like he's fucking gordon gecko, dude He's like an intimidating scary guy. I mean that's scary. I don't think he's gonna fucking murder me Wow, okay That explains it though because you pulled that real quick and I don't associate him with that character like first things first That's not what goes up front of my mind. What do you associate him with that's scary? Yeah, what are you that's scary because I feel like he's pretty much a guy in peril in a lot of his movies Wait, which one which movie is gordon gecko? I mean i'm falling down

He's like a gordon deco is wall street. Yes, it's falling down guys. Yes. I'm a 1000% of falling down guy I think that's one. You and me. We're the same. I'm not fucking like you That movie is so funny. Well falling down that movie rules. Yeah, it is that is an interest and robber duvall is also a Really key part of that. I always wanted to see the comedy version I was always like I wish this was the same movie But 30 funny. I feel like if you watch it now, it's it's the comedy version of itself Yeah, dude, is that right? So the movie falling down is about this business guy sort of who's happening It took itself very seriously. I'm like I want a movie that like doesn't take itself as serious

But it's a it's a satire if you yeah It has like some I maybe I should rewatch it. Yeah Yeah, it it is funny. It's kind of explain what the movie is. It's like this dude I can't remember what his inciting incident is, but he's kind of like traffic. He's in traffic, right Traffic is the inciting incident. He's middle management. He's sick of not he's sick of getting left over He's in a divorce. He might not be be seeing his daughter ever again And so he leaves his car in traffic and sets out to go across los angeles to see his daughter and on the way And just fucking snap. Yeah, he's racist sexist all sorts of stuff

Thinks he has a point It's definitely a weird movie to watch now because it's just like angry white guy on a like a shooting rampage It's right. It's strange. I don't know that I would get green lit without likes I mean it tries to say things but overall it's kind of like just watching a video game Or it's just like a guy going from place to place and right being like you're not going to serve me a breakfast burrito Cause it's past five o'clock Just pulls out like an oozy or whatever. Yeah, in fact, it sounds like they need to make that movie more now than ever before It's very topical. I think it's it's happening. We don't need the movie the movie. It's real

Yeah, it's just the news. Hey turn on the news. It's purely just the news now Wait, what is what's robber duval say his like license plate is like justice Defense defense, that's right. Yeah, he like puts it together and do vaults his last day on the force Last day. He's about to retire and he's like, oh, shit. I'm I gotta I gotta solve this one and the wife's like just come home Please just retire. She kills it. She kills it. Baby. I can't I can't I get it. Oh, wow. You have a duval Yeah, hello. Oh my god. So wait, so that's where you know, Michael Doug was from and he's a lunatic in that movie Pretty intimidating right he's kind of just like one of my scary uncle, but so I'm like accustomed to that Yeah, huh

Okay, and then what other movies would you really know him from the game the game? He's pretty fucking intimidating that basic instinct. That's actually a great question. What the hell do I know? Michael Doug romancing the stone come on. Well, we just named like eight movies So he's named a movie. He's not a none of those like are the ones where I'm like, yeah, that's where I know Michael Douglas from What the hell? Well, maybe he's just one of those guys that slipped through the cracks for you and he's been famous forever Would you let Michael Douglas slide through the cracks? I wouldn't I know my mom thought he was hot

Speaking of is there any uh, is there any take backs apologies uh epic giveaways? I know who I'm giving flowers to Mikey D. Mikey D. No, and actually I've already forgotten it, but I said it earlier in the podcast Oh man, that's cool. No I'm I'm pretty stoned admittedly. All right. Nice dude. The can is working. Do you remember when I said I was gonna get flowers? I was like, I'm gonna get flowers to that. Yeah, kind of So long ago now. I know Probably like 35 minutes ago. Yeah, you're gonna start talking about other episodes Dang

Sorry, man. Well, you want to think of one here's some flowers We just and this is safe flowers because I heard he just passed Leslie Jordan. You guys familiar? Yeah, the actor short little southern guy of uh ski patrol fame Will and grace fame like a total one of a kind iconic dude where you're like, oh that guy Like he was actually super good at social media too. All his posts were like will brighten your day. He got uh Like instagram famous during the pandemic people were like, who is this guy? Yeah, and it's like he's a famous actor He's been around forever. Yeah, uh just passed r.i.p. Jordan r.i.p flowers to him. Um, well, I guess I'll give flowers any giveaways

I'll give away a shout out to kyle for i'm totally fine in theaters November Second, well, I would listen to the recording, but it's very long. Um, I'm in it We don't want to listen to blakes in the movie without his hair watch it Yep, just like see tell us what you think. Yeah, I'm excited to be a part of it And it's cool that it's gonna be what did kyle say? It's in some movie theaters. So if it's around you select Yeah, but select now some some means that they couldn't get into the ones that they want to select baby Choice picks these theaters

Yes, it's in some select theaters and then if you need to know how to see the movie I think kyle gave a very long explanation. So go ahead and he'll do it again He's like opening up uh google and then there's a search engine and then you uh take your cursor and you uh Click on it and then you get yourself a mac book. What's up? This is the arugula lord. How y'all doing ti i nation? Shout out to internet explorer and get on there if you got a pc I love it internet explorer. Is that still around? I will I'll never know I'm a mac man. There's no way to tell and that was another episode of that shit

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