This Is Important - Ep 110: Feet And Yeet
Episode Date: November 15, 2022Today, this is what's important: Kyle is back, Adam's feet, new dictionary additions, Wheatus, Seekr, Elizabeth Holmes, walkie-talkie talk, Adam's groin issues, McDonalds, The Lonely Island, Gallagher..., and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart.
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Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception.
I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal.
Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered
a terrible secret. I saw it in a folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see?
Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get
your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off
the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said,
I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others
when you catch me if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart
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Today on This Is Important.
Poop comes out of there. We were like, we don't care. We don't care. That's bootylicious to me.
Look, if you don't understand the supply chain of this green wash,
you're a dumb phone, you video doorbell. Go microgrid yourself.
What is the definition of jiggy?
I will be able to tell you everything that is wrong with you.
Buckle up.
We're coming in cold today.
Thank you guys. Thank you so much for having me on This Is Important. I really appreciate
you guys having me here. Oh, having you. Absolutely. Welcome back.
Having you. It's your podcast. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. I've missed you tremendously.
How many did we do without you? I don't know. I don't know. That's a good question.
That's only you can answer. I want to say four. I want to say four. Yeah, solid month.
He dipped his toe back in and then dipped again. Yeah. Dippy whip. Yeah, had to. Just you know,
schedules. But how are your toes? My toes are cold. Okay. My toes are currently cold.
Really? Why? Okay. Well, the water's warm. Get in. Please get in. Yeah. Well, I don't have socks.
Okay. You're out of socks? Okay. I don't have them on right now. Currently. Let's talk some
sponsors. We're talking figurative. We were talking figurative toes. Currently. There they are.
Oh, you can charge money if you're going to show those big check feet. Here's some hot, hot content.
Look at it. Are you flat footed? You look very flat footed. Yes, sir. I'm flat footed as fuck.
Put that back up there. Put that back up there. There we go. Yeah. What the fuck? Oh, what is going
on? That's a goddamn wall. Oh, dude. Will you crinkle it? Wow, dude. And let's explain it for
the people who aren't watching. Yeah. Describe that. Yeah. There's a bunch of weird shit at the
bottom. My feet look way more disgusting than your feet. Really? Well, if we're talking like gross
feet, I think I guarantee I have the grossest feet of our crew. Let's see them. Yeah. Adam,
that's that's why I love living with you back in the day, because I would see your feet all the
time. Yeah. Because no matter how gross your feet were more gross. I remember thinking like
Adams are fucked. Adams toenail situation is on point. I mean, we know what you've been through
and he can't even get his damn leg up. Oh, that looks like oh my God. This is like a monkey ball,
bro. Jesus. Oh yeah. Oh my God. Hey, why don't you go snatch some salmon, bro? Good lord almighty.
What is that on the side? Yo, what's on the side? That looks like cement. Dude, that's where I get
the staff infection every once in a while and have to go to the hospital. Wow, dude. That's
my staff infection zone. You get way owed? I get way owed by this by staff infections all the time.
Adam wins. Those are the most fucked up feet on the pod. Yeah, and you didn't even see the toenails,
dude. And the toenails have gotten grosser, dude. Oh my God. Yeah, no. Yeah. Like, you know how one
was like all green and weird looking? Now, I would say eight of my nine toes are gross.
Yes, because one was in the bathtub. Because you know, one fell off when I was jerking off in the
bathtub. Of course. Right. Well documented. Yeah. You have eight green toenails and what's the one
that's like really nice? Let me look at them again. Let me look at them again. Where's that little
piggy going? Yeah, where's that? Is that good? That one's going to the damn market, baby. That
little piggy likes roast beef. The rest of your foot is roast beef. No, no, no, no, no, no. They're
all fucked. Okay, I take it back. They're all fucked. Okay. One, two, three, four, five, six are
gross and I got three pretty nice little nibs. Okay, I like that. Yo, put them on the cam for
the YouTubers. I can't. My feet don't. Dude. Don't you normally lift your leg up super high?
Yeah, I thought you were like. Yeah, you know what? Watch this. Uh oh, the desk moving down.
The desk is moving down. You're on camera. Come on. Dude, I tore my fucking groin, dude. I'm
currently in a lot of pain. I think I'm hanging out with some of you guys tonight. We're going to
go on a party bus tonight. You're going to see, I might wear a back brace. I might wear a back
brace tonight. Dude, you might wear a back brace. Is that what you said? Oh my god. Adam and Kyle
are rocking back braces. Oh, that one's nice. Look at that. Wait, is that your arm?
The one next to the big one is pretty nice. Whose arm is that? It does look like an arm.
That's a really wild shot. Dude, this is going to get us flagged on YouTube. Like, we're fucked,
dude. This episode is not going up. And then look at this. This is a Narnar. And then look at the
little. My god. Dude, your toes are long. Yeah, bro. God damn. Yeah, dude. You know what they say.
You know what they say, right? Yeah. What? What? If you got long toes. It's weird. You know what
they say? Yeah. I didn't know this was going to open up Pandora's box, bro. That's a lot of toe
content, man. Dude, when you were showing those feet, I was like, and you guys were like giving
him shit. I'm like, those look, I would love to have Kyle's feet. That's the worst. Yeah.
Trust me, you don't. Oh, dude, I do. I'm sure that his smell worse than mine. Mine smell totally
fine. Yeah, they're terrible. Well, they look like the staff infection joint. Yeah. That smells nice.
Yeah. Well, yes. Yes, they do. They smell good. Now the toe nails themselves. If you really get
into the nails, probably don't smell that good. Admittedly. He said probably. He said probably.
So here's my question. Have you thought, have you thought about getting the nails surgically
just taken off forever? Why would you do that? Can you do that? Is that something that you could do?
Is that real bad? Yeah, that's what like ultra marathoners do. So they don't have to deal with
like, there we go. Marathon nail getting ripped off in the middle of a race. That happens a lot.
Yeah. Because hang nails are the worst. Yeah. Yeah. Because you're just running for like 200
miles or whatever. And then your nail starts rubbing, rubbing around sooner or later after
mile 70 or whatever, cracks off, you're bleeding, you're dealing with that. You're getting closer
to God. Jesus. You're running from your problems. I knew about like, I knew about like nipples
bleeding. That's a big thing with marathon runners. They're nipples bleed. Yeah. That's the biggest
thing. Bloody nipples. That's great. Bloody nipples, dude. If you're not bleeding out of your nipples.
How bloody do your nipples get under when you do a long race? Yeah, how fucking bloody. But you
don't do like an ultra. You never ran like 100 miles or anything psychotic. I've run out one
marathon and it was big mistake. Yeah, it seems like the worst. Bloody ass nipples. Bloody nipples
or what? Yeah, nips. Definitely had some chafing. If you, I think it's, you get bloody nipples if
you're out there for a longer time. If you're finishing under four hours, I don't think you're
going to get bloody nipples. But if you're out there four plus. Ain't no time to bleed. You
going to have some chafing. Yeah, because my nips get pretty raw back when I used to be a
cyclist in my cycling days. Your boobs are huge. Right. Because you're out there for a long time.
Your jersey gets sweaty and it's the material. And I know you got some sharp dogs. Sharp ass
titties. I do have sharp dogs. My nips are on and pop. That's solely because your shirt is rubbing
against this material, huh? And that's why that's happening. What are we doing here? 69!
That's why it gets, that's why it gets like bloody, right? Because it just keeps rubbing.
Because it just rubs against the tip. We went from showing our feet to this perverted.
I'm doing science. Hot, hot, hot, hot. This is a perverted pod. Hot, hot, hot. Smokes, man.
The ripping and the tearing. I'm just doing science over here, dude. That's it. I'm just
fucking with science and biology. That's it, dog. Hot, hot, hot, hot. This is hot. This is hot shit.
Well, so would you consider getting those because they're heinous. They're gross, right? And it would
You're saying these are fake toenails that you install?
Well, right. That's subjective. Yeah. Nobody needs to see those. No, I think what Ders is saying is
you can actually have the option nowadays to live without any toenails. Is that what you're saying?
Well, why do we have them in the first place? What's their function? I don't know.
But to protect your toes. I'm just trying to function. What do you mean?
To protect your toes. And teeth. What's up with those? What do you mean protect your, from what?
What are you protecting? What are your toenails shunting away? From P 52, the fucking mountain
land. In case you drop something on your feet, homie, you drop something on your feet. Right.
You're out there in the gym, which I know you sneaky get it in. I know you sneaky go. Yeah,
he does. He does. Throwing some weight around. And you're out there sneakily getting it in,
not letting anyone know about it, but sneaky getting it in. You drop, you drop away in your
haste. It lands on your foot, hits your toes. The toes turn a black purpley. A black shoe.
I don't know about this. But your feet aren't broken. Your toes aren't broken.
Because the shell. You think that's because of the toenail?
Yeah, it helps. It's a little shock absorber. You think it's a helmet? Well, it's not a shock
absorber. I think it's more of like a helmet. A helmet. It's a helmet. Yes. A helmet. How do
you say helmet again, Kyle? It's a helmet. A helmet. Oh boy. It's a helmet. It's a helmet. What?
Am I saying? What am I saying? Yes. Yeah, what are you saying? We're asking you, man. We're asking
you. Yeah, we're wondering what the hell you're saying. I was saying, I'll just wipe my brain.
I'll say the toenails are like a helmet. That's how I say it. Oh, so now you're wiping things.
Okay. That was great. I say words wrong all the time, Kyle. But did I say helmet right?
We can get back to toes. Did I say helmet right? Well, no, you're currently saying it wrong.
You're still not saying it right. You're saying helmet. I don't like when you know that you say
it wrong. You're saying it with the eye. Yeah. I'm fucking with you all. Yeah, I'm fucking with you
guys. No, you're not. This is Kyle's new brain show. I'm fucking with you guys. Yeah, where he
says words wrong. And then people are like, oh, you butchered that. He's like, I fucking got you.
You've been Kyle. Now put on this helmet. I got you, dude. I don't actually say wash my hands.
I guess it's just one of those days. Chill days. Did you have any teachers that said wash?
My Nana. My Nana said wash. Why specifically teachers? Teachers. Because Mrs. fucking Crutcher
said wash. I know, but say that. Don't ask us if we had it. I had a teacher. Well, that's not a
normal thing for a teacher to ask you if you're going to wash your body. No, she says wash your
hands. The teacher's not asking me. The teacher should be talking about washing your. Why is the
teacher in the bathroom with you anyway? There's a sink in the classroom when you're doing science
experiments. No, we're getting to it. You guys didn't have sinks in your classroom. No, no,
for the record we did, right? Adam, we did. Yeah, please. Okay, so one teacher one time in a science
classroom asked you to wash your hands. Wash one time and you asked us if our teachers said wash.
This is a good deconstruction because what are you doing when you ask that question?
What are you doing when you ask that question? Are you trying to just make a statement but you're
doing it in the form of a question of a generality? No, I think what really fucked me up in Blake.
I think what really fucked me up was this was a moment. This was the first time in my life
where a person who was in charge of teaching me, I was like, you're wrong. Why are you saying that?
We're fucking right. This is second grade and you're saying wash. There's no R and wash. Well,
this is where things get interesting. What is wrong and what is right to you as far as language?
Are you do you think what the what Webster's and the Anglo English is that? And what region
to you is the correct right way to speak? Well, I mean, sure. This is all everything that happens.
We made as a society as humans. Come on, like there's. And who is we? Who's in charge? Well,
that's a great question. Let's talk about it. It's Webster. Who the fuck is Webster? And look,
I'm not knocking the show. Who is Webster? It's a good question. That's a really good question.
She's beautiful. Is that a female or a male? Miriam Webster. I think it's two different
probably two guys, right? Oh, like John Mary and Am Miriam. No, Miriam.
Miriam. It's two last names, I believe. It's Brian, Miriam and and Chad. Yeah, Chad Webster.
I'm going to Miriam, Brian and Chad. So these are all the words. Yeah. So they hold the keys.
They hold the keys to what's a word. And Roget and fucking Roget is the source. Well,
I think they're being too willy-nilly with the dictionary. Wasn't like, yeah, like added bling
and like bootylicious or something was added. And you're like, I don't know. Do we need to
add bootylicious to the dictionary? That might be wrong. Did they add? I know that they added
jiggy. They added jiggy. I remember that for legitness. They jiggy because it was like getting
jiggy with it and people were saying it and it was like, we got to put it in the lexicon. What is
the definition of jiggy? I specifically remember a day when they were like, yo, we're adding
bling bling to the dictionary. I remember that news story. They do it every year. It's a whole
segment on the Today Show or whatever. Who's doing this? Is it Webster or is it Miriam? It's
probably like the family and the descendants of Miriam. Do you love them? Miriam. It's probably
the descendants of Miriam. Yes, bootylicious is in the Oxford dictionary. Oh, Oxford. Who the fuck
is Oxford? Yeah, who's Mr. Oxford? I don't know about Oxford. Yeah, that's some British shit,
dog. Yeah, we don't count that. Is bootylicious in Webster's dictionary? Yes, in 2004, the term
bootylicious was added to Miriam Webster's dictionary. So they were 2000 and late on bootylicious?
Yeah. Well, you can't be 2000 and early if you're the dictionary. You got to wait to see if it catches
on. So true. You do not want to be early to adding words. You do not want to be 2000 and early if
you're the dictionary. You need to make sure it's a thing. It's real and it's going to stay.
That's why you put bootylicious in the dictionary. And are they salty now that people don't really
say bootylicious except for like my cool aunt who will always drop it? Wait a second. What's up?
Can we talk about this? They just, producers just put a whole list of words that are now in.
Oh, okay. This is good. You're either in or you're out. Suss? Suss is in? That's suspect. Look,
lewk and janky just got in. Janky just got in. Janky's been around forever. Oh, that's some
bullshit. That's some gatekeeping. McGyver just got in. Oh, wow. McGyver. This can't be real. No,
that can't be. McGyver's a word. Yeet is in. Oh, yeet got in. Oh, that's you. Yeet. That's you. Dude,
I don't even, what does yeet mean again? What does yeet mean? I think it's just- To express surprise,
approval or exceeded enthusiasm. Excited. That's Popo Zhao. To throw especially with force and
without regard for the thing being thrown. Right, right. Like yeet. Okay, so if you like
just hug something against the wall, you yeeted it? Yeah. Or you say like, or you gutterily say
yeet when you do that act. To me, that's super cringe unless you're a baller and you know how
to McGyver some adorkable looks. Dude, adorkable? Adorkable? Oh my God. Dude, the dictionary is
way sicker than when I was a kid. These words are fucking fire, dude. I mean. Yeah, the dictionary,
well, they're trying to stay relevant. Yeah, of course. And look, without shrinkflation. You know,
kids are 2,000 and late on the dictionary right now. So they're trying to throw in some words that
they like. For sure. It's for sure the sort of- Is it baseball? It's the side hustle to LARPing on
Gallantines Day. You know what I mean, guys? Kind of. So level up. I kind of do, Ders. Dude,
that's what's crazy. I was just looking at that side hustle. So level up your mud season or your
surface wave because the dawn chorus, it's atmospheric river, guys. Yeah. And go celebrate
Gallantines Day this year in February. What is it? What did you say? The dawn chorus? What the
hell is that? Dawn chorus. It's when you tie your dicks together. If you don't understand the supply
chain of this green wash, you're a dumb phone, you video doorbell. Go microgrid yourself. You got
to explain some of these words. You're just saying them now and you're- I'm looking at the same list.
I can't find all these words that you're- Yeah, right. It's- He's scrolling at a different level.
Adam, it sounds like you've got a laggy metaverse, you spoon con. Hey, you just got
poned, PWN. Okay, why don't you go somewhere in virtue signal? Yeah, poned was in the dictionary
as well. PWN is in. PWN. This is Miriam Webster, not Oxford. So what's good about this,
what's good about this is you can use all these words in Scrabble. That's what this is all about.
Next time you're playing Scrabble. That is what's good about it. That is. Way to call that out,
Kyle. Thank you. Yeah, you can now throw yeet on the Scrabble board and get some fucking points,
Playboy. Yes, points. I like some of these. I like some of these new words though that I didn't know.
It's not even like really a word, it's a phrase. Which one, Adam? What are you looking at? What's-
Dawn chorus. Dawn chorus. Yeah, I don't know what that is. The singing of wild birds that closely
precedes and follows sunrise, especially in spring and summer. Yo, but that's sick because-
That's not a word. That's two words. I think GZ coined that too. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That makes a lot
of sense. What? It's all, they're all rap-affiliated. That's from the rap-own. Dawn chorus. Get up for
the Dawn chorus. That is some bird watcher shit. Who was the dude who just kept saying
Dawn chorus every fucking day? Exactly. It comes down to one person. I hope it was just the guy
that, remember that it was that video of a guy who saw that train who was like, oh my god. Oh,
yes. It's beautiful. And he was like, fuck yeah. Oh, okay. He was coming for sure. Yeah, he was.
I hope he got into watching birds. Do not come. It's a Dawn chorus. Oh. I'm gonna come. Yeah.
That's what he said. Mud season. Come. What's mud season? What is mud season? I think you know.
Exactly what it says. It's just fucking. A time of year, early spring that is characterized by
excessively muddy ground. What the fuck? That's the dumbest shit I've ever read. Yeah. This does
not need to be in the dictionary. I'm actually a little bit upset. I'm getting very mad at this.
We got a couple gatekeepers to the English language. Well, I'm just saying Webster kind of fell off.
Kind of. Yeah. Majorly. Are you, you're an Oxford boy now? I'm an Oxford man. Ever since I heard
they were first to bootylicious, which is a good word to add. We all stand by bootylicious.
Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist
and an author at Stanford University. And I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe
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and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our
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of Betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when
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I was scared that he was coming home. What Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark
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He's going to find out that I've seen this. He's going to come kill me.
Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets
in Washington DC. It took four murders before the police finally realized that one person was
responsible. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed freeway fan.
This child was laying on the side of the road. It appeared that she was probably either dragged
out of the car or thrown out of the car. The person said, I murdered your daughter.
The killer believed that he may have been seen by the mother.
That guy is, he's at a sink with even the worst people. I thought that they would catch him.
I thought it was just a matter of time. Is it possible that the killer is still alive?
Listen to freeway phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Do we think the connotation of bootylicious has changed? Like before it was like, that's a nice
looking ass. But now it's like, hey, how was that ass that you ate? Man, it's bootylicious.
Is that what it is now? That's what's going on now.
Wouldn't you think it would be? Oh, now it's more about the actual taste of the ass. That makes a lot of sense.
So you're saying it gauges flavor, whereas before it was kind of just gauging the returnness.
Well, what other phrase is it only delicious that has licious? Or is there any other thing
with that suffix? Bubba licious? Yeah, bubble licious. That's food. That's food. Yeah. So
it's always food. So Ders, you're right. There's got to be another one. It must be taste. I feel
like if you said that to a youngster, they'd be like, what do you mean it's bootylicious? You ate
her booty and you'd have to be like, actually, it's about how it looks. You see JLo. No, I believe
it was. It was Yonsei, right? Was it? I think it was Destiny's Child. I think JLo, well, they made
the song, but I believe JLo was the crossover booty that America, that kind of hipped white America
to the value of the rear. Very well stated. Disaster, my guy. Well stated, my guy. I think
she was. I think she was the crossover booty. There were many, many booties before. You think
she was the crossover booty? Oh, yeah. Definitely bootylicious. Well, see, here's the real question.
Like when we were kids, booties were not a thing, right? Go off. They were a thing for guys. Well,
what about Sir Mix-A-Lot? Sir Mix-A-Lot was like, I like big butts on guys. Yes, butts on guys.
Women liked butts on guys. Yeah. And we love the butt guys. And then guys were more about the breasts.
Or there would be a legs man. Every once in a while, there'd be a legs man.
Yeah, look at the legs on that one. Very proud people. And it wasn't about the butt. And the
turn of the millennium, we were riding that wave. The willinium, if you will. The willinium. Thank
you. The turn of the willinium. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Absolutely. And we rode that wave. We were
the first generation that were like, we came around, even though the generation before was like,
poop comes out of there. Poop comes out. We were like, we don't care. We don't care. That's
bootylicious to me. And obviously, I'm not saying that Jennifer Lopez had the first butt, but I
think she had the first butt of international recognition that corny white guys were like,
yeah, I mean, I like big butts. Like, that was a fun kind of novel song because it was like,
you like big butts. What? Right. Like, yeah, they were like, oh, that's kind of weird. Yeah. And
now guess what? Now we eat big butts. Now we all get a fork and knife and eat big butts.
Almost constantly. It's all I do. It's all I do, baby. I get the sampler platter. Suns out,
buns out. Am I right? No. So I wonder when, I wonder when it's going to go off big butts. And
now it's, it's going to go, do you think it's going to go back to press or do you think it's
going to, we're going to find another part of the anatomy and we're going to be like,
it's all going to be down to the cat. It's all elbow meats. Thick cankles.
Cavs, baby. Give me them ankles. It's all elbow meats and cankles.
Wait, what is that thing called? The nutsack elbow skin. It has a really funny name.
That's pretty good. The elephant skin. That's it. It's called your elbow.
That shit's elephant skin. No, it's called like a dingus or something. It's something weird.
That's a funny name. All right, let's look this up. I'm going to look up. I'm going to do a Google.
I'm going to say nutsack. Yeah. What's the elbow skin called?
Is this in the Oxford? Don't use Google. Use Seeker, Kyle. Use Seeker.
Can you seek? I'm on Seeker right now. I'm on Seeker. Yeah, I'm seeking. Anybody. Seek.com and
you shall find. No, Seeker. Your boobs are huge. No, that's not it. It's s-e-e-k-r.com. Come on,
please. Let's get that money. Come on, man. By the way, if you're still using Google,
you're f-ing f-ing f-ing. You're 2,000 late. You're 2,000 late.
Hey, you're not seeking. You've got no good looks and a f-ing disaster, my guy.
And you're f-ing a disaster, my guy. Seek and destroy, Kyle. What'd you find on Seeker.com?
I'm not finding anything right now of any use. Yeah. Well, Todd just hit us up with it. I'm guessing
he used Seeker. Yeah. Yeah. He must have. I just had trouble. I just, it's a user error. It says
weenus. Weenus. Weenus is a slang word for the excess of loose skin at the joint of one's elbow,
which is technically referred to as a old cranial skin. Is that how you would say it?
Adam, every doctor listening to this podcast just lost a flip. Oh, dude, I love how many
lawyers are DM-ing me, being like, first of all, fuck you guys, I am a lawyer,
and I listen to the podcast. Because I think in like last week to the week before,
we like said that lawyers don't party, listen to the podcast. No, you can't have long hair and all
that. Oh yeah, that's right. You can't have long hair and be the lawyer. But hilariously,
multiple of the people that DM-ed me were like, I do have long hair. I do have long hair, and I am
specifically a weed lawyer. I love that. I love that. And heads up, buddy. Cut your hair,
and I'll just listen to this podcast. If you listen to this podcast and you're a lawyer,
I'm not hiring you. Don't tell them to cut their hair. Do not tell them to cut their hair. That's
how they can express themselves. I'm just a king, man. Good luck. I'm just, all I'm saying,
they could keep the hair. I'm saying they will make more money as a lawyer if they don't have the
long hair. Right. Maybe they're not doing it for the money. Oh, the love of the law. Yeah, that's
it. Maybe they're lawyers with good hearts. That's why people become lawyers is they just love
the law. If you're a lawyer with long hair, you heard something about the bar exam, and you're
like, count me in. Hey, open bar, baby. The bar? Hey, I wouldn't mind studying that.
California bar? It does sound tough there. Let me get a course light. Tap the Rockies when those
mountains turn blue. Now we're just talking about days. Chill days, baby. Oh my gosh. My
Weenus is getting hard. Okay, okay. So it's Weenus. That's what that's the funny name you
were talking about. It's Weenus on your elbow. Interesting. Wasn't that the name of I'm just a
teenage dirt bag, baby? What do you mean? I don't know. Do you mean the band? The band.
What was it? Weenus? Oh, that's Weedus. Weedus. Todd. You were closer than I thought because I
was like, what are you talking about? Todd, were you from again, Todd? Todd's from Philly. Philly.
Wait, what the fuck? What is a Weedus? Weedus is the name of that band. I'm just a teenager. Yeah,
we heard it. Baby. No, that's going on the board next week. I know. No, you're crushing. I was doing
a great impression. So the fact that you guys don't know this song. I know this song. Come with me
Friday. Don't say, man. Yeah, you're crushing, dude. You're crushing. Yeah, thanks. Goodbye.
I'm surprised you didn't get it, dude. I know you know that song. I know the song. I could listen
to Weedus. I could have sang the song with you. I could have, but I didn't know Weedus. I didn't
know that name at all. Oh, you didn't know the name. Absolutely not. Okay. I knew it was something
like Weenus, but it is Weedus, and you know Weedus listens to the pod. Absolutely. There's a 100%
chance that a member of Weedus listens to the pod. Big shout out to Weedus. This is for you.
This is for you. We do it all for you. This is for you. Yeah. Shout out to Weedus. If everybody,
except for the band members in Weedus, want to go ahead and turn down the pod. Yeah, I want to say
big shout out to the bassist of Weedus, who is my guess, because the bassist of Weedus,
he doesn't get the same love as the lead singer with that cool voice. So Ryan Weedus has a lot of
free time to listen to podcasts. And I just want to say what's up to the bassist of Weedus that for
sure 100% listens to the podcast. Now everyone else can turn it back up. Yeah. Matthew Milligan.
Matthew Milligan. Hold on. Turn it back down real quick. Turn it back down real quick.
Matthew Milligan. Specifically, I'm talking to Matthew Milligan, who I know 100% has to listen
to the pod because he is the bassist of Weedus, and there's a 100% chance that that guy listens
to the podcast. Thank you for listening. We love you, buddy. We love you. We love you. Thank you so
much. We're still teenage dirtbags at heart. Okay. Turn it back up now. Todd, did you know
Matthew Milligan off the top of the dome? Or is this a you just wicked that or sorry.
Todd use seeker.com to look up Matthew Milligan. He had it so quickly.
He seek and destroy my friend. And did you try Google first and it didn't pop up, right?
Yeah, Google doesn't have it. We're all seeker all day over here.
Google is restricted access. It's like something happening over there.
Fuck Google, dude. We're seeker. I don't fuck with Google one bit. All my homies hate Google.
Dude, I've been off Google. I was a big boy for a while, but now I'm seeker.com all day long.
Thank you. Straight up, straight up and down. Bing, what a swing they took.
They were like, let's get in this game. Yeah, what did Bing do that was different from Google?
Zach, same thing, right? Same thing. But you know what? Well, I'm sure there's something behind
like the algorithm or whatever. But when you look up something, you use Siri for an image.
It uses Bing. Really? Really? Siri's a Bing girl? Mine does. Maybe I can change that, but...
Well, Todd just says Microsoft owns Bing. That's why. iPhone. I have an iPhone.
Okay. But Siri is Microsoft? Is Siri Microsoft? Hold up. Hold up.
It can't be. It's an iPhone. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know why, but maybe I changed it.
But for years, it would send me like through Bing and I'd click the Bing to be like, why am I
on there? Maybe it was like an ad that was getting you. Maybe Siri was advertising Bing or something.
No, like when I would say Google images, black penis. What? No. When I would say...
Oh, yeah. When I would Google images, anything, it would be like Bing. And I'd be like, I'd be like,
put the yeet in the... Yeet? What the yeet? I'm about to yeet my phone across the room if I get
another fucking yeet. That image, my God. Yeet, yeet, yeet, yeet. Oh, my yeet. Fuck Bing and Google.
Hate it, eh. Fuck Bing and Google, dawg. I gotta keep it a hundred. It is cool to be, if we are the
first ones off Google to be like, we started it. So in 50 years, when people are like doing something
else, we can go like, we started it. We were 2,000 early to the Google Exodus. How people are like
mass exiting Twitter right now because Elon Musk, which I'm like, who gives a shit? People give a
shit. It's so weird. It's also like, I'm like, just if you like Twitter, just use Twitter. Since
when did we care about... You still like watch the news and shit, even though that they're all
owned by fucking lunatics. Right. And I love how they're going to post the picture of them getting
off Twitter on Instagram, as if Instagram's not awful also. I know. I still don't know where to
share it. It's all crazy. You can't be a billionaire without being a little fucking nuts because
nothing means anything to you. Right. Nothing means anything. It's true. It's true. Right. Yeah.
You've completely lost sight of what it means to be a part of just regular society. Yeah. I mean,
that being said, it sounds awesome. And I hope it happens to all of us. And I hope we all end up
being psychopaths. That we become billionaires. Yeah, we're just billionaires and just we're
lunatics. That would be super fun. Yeah. That would be a cool life path. Yeah. But we will be,
and I will admit it, and I will just say, yeet, as I throw hundreds of thousands of dollars at people
for fun. It's fun. Is this a cool time to tell everybody that we've come up with a cure for
the hangover? But we just need your money first. Yes. Yes. And it's a subscription service.
We need $19.99 once a month every month. Couple times a month. Couple times a month. Yeah. Twice
a month. And it's going through the FDA right now. It's going to take a minute, but just give us your
money now. Give it. And we're not going to Elizabeth Holmes, you. We might. No. This is crowd
sourcing. That's all we're doing. If we can't get it together, it's not our problem. Sorry.
Did you guys watch that show? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Did you guys watch the Elizabeth Holmes show? I
know about it. Yeah. I saw the, I watched the documentary. I thought you're referencing like
your aunt. You know the Holmes. She is my aunt. Very cool. Dude, I could, I see it in the eyes
that they are related to, that she's related to you. Wait, who is this person? Why am I?
Elizabeth Holmes is the, sorry, explain it to her. Yeah. Adam's like, I kind of forgot.
She's a now or I don't know. She would became a billionaire because she started this company that
basically said it could do all these blood tests in one little box. Yes. And, and it would be like
super fast, super easy drop. And she convinced everybody, dude, and Walgreens like had them in
their stores and it fully just didn't work. And she was running blood tests through other
machines made by other companies that had been around for quite a while. Shout out to Siemens,
by the way, for fucking doing it right. We're Siemens boys. Always have been. Damn, son,
where'd you find this? What was the blood, what were you testing for? For cancer and anything.
Yeah. Like home blood tests, send away blood tests. Like it was crazy and it was supposed to be just
like a prick of your finger and, and then it would figure it out. I mean, it's a great idea,
but it's like, it's like a fucking guy, just that like a stoner friend of yours that always has good
ideas, but he is never able to actually do the thing. Right. Like we all have those ideas. We're
like, yeah, it's just a, it's just a prick of your blood. And you're able to see if you have cancer
and you're like, wow, that's a great idea. But then she convinced people that she could actually do it
when in fact she couldn't. Weird. But how does that, it just didn't work. She got into
Walgreens and all that shit. Like she, and then she stole people's blood basically. Because
instead of going old school and having to go and prove things like you used to with medical equipment,
she kind of hitched your wagon to this Silicon Valley mindset of like, if you don't get in now,
before we even drop, you're going to be the people who like heard about Uber early and passed.
And nobody wants to be that now, especially like big banks who are just going to make
a trillion dollars off getting in early. So she just conned all these people,
including Michael Ironside. You have to watch, there's the documentary, and then there's a full
on show with Amanda Siegfried. And Amanda Siegfried did such a great job because I think she's a
pretty beautiful woman, Amanda Siegfried. You gotta say it twice? She's pretty and beautiful?
Okay. She's pretty beautiful. But in the show, she does such a good impression of this woman
that she's like terrifying, which is her big scary eyes. The bad hair, just the flyaways.
In real life, she does this fake deep voice to sound more like a man. The actual woman.
The actual woman, Elizabeth Holm, like talks like this. Like she on purpose lowered her voice.
Right, right. I know that. I know to like try to be more convincing for some reason,
as if that's not a fucking insane thing to do. Yeah, she just did it because she wanted to
be in a boys club or not wanted to, but she was in a boys club of all these people and
lowered her register to be taken more seriously. Okie dokie. Miss fire. Total miss fire because
she sounds fucking like Dracula or something. But made her Batman. She put on a Batman voice?
Yes, totally. And hey, R.I.P. Batman, the animated series voice guy.
That is true. Just died today. Here's the deal. All I need is a little spot of your blood,
and I will be able to tell you everything that is wrong with you.
I like this version. Whoa, wait, you sound super trustworthy. Here's the deal. You're gonna want
to get it early. What if we don't? You're gonna want to get it. Well, you remember what happened
with Uber and Live Uber? Yeah, yeah, I do. Okay, well, that's what's gonna happen here too. So,
okay, you're gonna want to get it now. I'm about to pass out at this work. Look at the vein in my
forehead. Dude, imagine having to do that for all day long. She went about her life. She just like
up and changed her voice. Could you imagine like, for your job, you're just up and change your voice
forever? Yes, I gotta take a 10-1 real quick to give me your blood. Where you're going now, Blake,
and saying 10-1 in the voice, everyone listening is lost, except for like three PAs.
We're like, I know what that is. I know what a 10-1 is. Hey, let's give them it's time for.
It's time for the inside Hollywood moment. Inside Hollywood. Thank you, Blazer, for bringing us
into the inside Hollywood. You heard him say 10-1, baby. Well, you want to explain what 10-1
means? Absolutely. Kyle, you want to take it or what? It's your whole moment, buddy. Let's go.
Hey, guys. Welcome to the In Hollywood Minute with Blake Anderson. We already said it. Today,
we're talking about what 10-1 means on set. 10-1 is just simply when you have to use the restroom.
Take a pee pee. That's right. Specifically a pee pee. That's specific. Right, because you're taking
10 minutes to do a number one. No. That's what I assume. No, no, no, no. I didn't know that.
I never heard that. It's military. Do not take 10 minutes, Blake. It's a very quickly. 10-1.
It takes the amount of time it takes to take a piss. And then, and if you need more time,
you say 10-2, because that means you're taking a shit and you're going to need a little more time.
Right. No, that's 10-2. And Adam, what's a 10-3? No, that's 10 minutes to take a poo. And 10-3
is when you have to jerk off. It's a stroke break. You have to. You're sorry about it, but you have
to go. I think you're always allowed 10 minutes. You're just making the crew
allotted. This is great. This is great. I love when I'm not the one fucking up words. This is fun
for me. You're always given 10 minutes to do what you're doing. You're just alerting the crew what
it is you're doing. No, no, no. This is nice. You're either peeing or you're pooping, but people need
to know. What? It's not 10 minutes. There's no time cap on a 10-1 or a 10-2. You're just letting
them know what you're doing. So like if the door is closed and you're looking for me, so they know
where you're at. Where do those numbers come from? First of all, don't take 10 minutes. People are
waiting on you. It's from the military. Why are we repeating? The military. What do you mean the
military? Talk to me, sweetheart. What's 10 mean in the military? I don't know, but I know that there's
a bunch of stuff. Like 10-4? Yeah, thank you. 10-4. 10-4? That's when you're going to jerk off while
you're taking a shit. It's blumpkin. There's a bunch of stuff on set that is also military speak
that people use. Like what? Affirmative. Copy that. Copy that. Yeah, copy that. People say,
copy that all the time. Maybe it's walkie talkie talk. It's walkie jargon. People say, copy that,
and people say 10-1. So obviously what I'm saying is right. It's full on military. And ladies and
gentlemen, that was the Hollywood movement. Learned something new every day. Wasn't that
educational? Oh man, that is fun. And I wanted to shout out Matthew Milligan from the bassist from
the band Weedus. That's what 10-1 means. And feel free to use that on tour. On stage. Yeah, feel
free to use that on tour if you need to take a quick 10-1. Right, between songs. Let the rest
of Weedus know. If you need a 10-minute break and you got to go take care of piss, take your 10
minutes. You don't need a 10 minutes. Don't take 10 minutes. Just go as quick as you can. Come right
back. 10 minutes for a pee, 10 minutes for a poo. That's wild. That's wild. That's wild. You're
going to ruin people's day if you take 10 minutes, Blake. I missed you guys. I love you. I mean,
you're taking 10 minutes, but nobody uses all 10 minutes. Your maximum amount of time
we're going to be gone is 10 minutes. Shut up, bitch. Thank you. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
All right, geez. Will you please? All right, geez. My bad. Is that new? What's that? That was just a
sigh from Adam. Was it? Yeah, that was me. I went, whoa, sound board. Yeah, that was sweet. Yeah,
we're going to get that on here, man. That's really good. No, I was saying you sound bored.
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Are you guys coming down tonight? Are we going to go on a party bus together?
I wouldn't say I'd be coming. I'm going to meet you guys at medieval times dinner and tournaments.
We're going to medieval times. For my 39th birthday, you're not coming, Kyle?
I got to go back up to the bay because my son is having a fourth birthday party.
So I got to get back up there. Okay. Tonight or tomorrow? I think it's tomorrow.
So you can come and go straight. Okay, so you could come, so.
No, I just have to travel. I got to go up there and help them set up.
You know what, Kyle? What? I just want to come. Yeah, thank you. Do not come.
I love the yellow wolf drop. Come for a little bit and then just do one of those crazy...
You're going to be missed, Kyle. It's medieval times. I know you love that place.
Oh, I love medieval times. Yeah, I'm so fucking psyched, dude.
I wish... It's my birthday. We're celebrating. I should be drinking. Why am I not drinking?
You guys are already beating me to it. I don't know. It is weird.
Well, you're in a back brace, brother. You got to pace yourself. I do.
Hey, Adam, admittedly, it's weird. It is. It is very weird.
Do you think that we're going to get kicked out of medieval times tonight?
Is that what we're going in like thinking? I don't know. What's the vibe?
Hey, those 40-year-olds over there.
No, not 40. I'm 39, dude. I'm not quite 40. I'm still...
Not knocking, knocking on 40s, man.
And, dude, I'm limping out of my 30s, too. I've been injured since February.
Yeah, it's bad for you, man. Not my groin hurts. I have to wear a back brace sometimes.
Every once in a while, I have to wear a back brace now.
You and Kyle both rock. Your fucking toes are falling off.
Your toes are just molding. My toes are falling off.
Adam, what's going on with your back brace, dude? What's going on?
Why do you got to wear a back brace? Dude, it's just part of the groin.
It's the same nerve that wraps around your hip bone and then goes up your back.
Now it's seizing up back there on the lower part of my back on the right side.
So I'm going to a physical therapist and he's like working me out,
but he, every day, he's like, I don't understand why it's not releasing. It should release.
Your nerve. Because is your nerve swollen? Your nerve is swollen, right?
The nerve, the muscle that's tightening around the nerve and then it's pinching it.
If you want to take a trip up here, Adam, I'll send you to my guy and just as an all hands on
dick situation. Please. Let's get all the hands on dick.
Let me, I just want to send you to my guy to see if he can do it because he is
absolutely the most painful magician of all time.
I would love that. I'm willing to try anything. I'm also, I think I'm going to try
acupuncture soon. Acupuncture is tight.
Yeah. I think I'm going to try it. Fuck. I'm like, you're just in pain every goddamn day.
Yeah. Like, I don't understand what's up with your nerves. It's like they're asleep.
It's like there's been Nyquil poured on them every night.
They're not releasing. They're not waking up. Something is wrong.
Dude, first of all, it's not Nyquil. It is Zquil and it says right on the bottle,
non habit forming. That being said, I can't sleep if I don't take it.
Let's talk to those long haired lawyers about non habit forming. What is that?
How did that get on the bottle? No, dude, my lawyers are going to have short hair.
Good luck. I asked the doctor when I went blind earlier this year and had to spend the night in
the hospital. I asked the doctors about my Zquil addiction because my mom and my sister and you
guys and Chloe, everyone in my life was like, it's the Zquil. It's made you go blind. The
doctor laughed in my face, dude. This doctor was like, what the fuck? It was Dr. Bro's arc.
He was like, what the fuck, bro? No way. It's not the Zquil. Also, I'm also a lawyer, dude.
I needed that, man. You're cracking my shit up. Can I tell you why he laughed at you, Adam?
Because he's fucking getting paid by Big Zquil. Okay. If you watched Opsic, he's getting paid
on the back end. No, I haven't. I didn't know. Oh, you should. It's so sad.
Deris has points on this. He understands it.
Mr. Documentary. Look, I personally was not affected in any way by the opium epidemic that
happened. Opium. Yes. But like opium. Opium dense. Opioid, whatever. What even is, I might get into that.
Wait, which one? Opioid. But you got to watch this show because it just lets you know what went
down the last decade with people. It's crazy. What, Viva La Bam? Well, I think I think that would
help my pain because I am in a lot of pain and that it is a pain reliever, right? This would
actually be a cool thing to talk about at length about how bad it is and then do it anyway and
kind of chart how you go from here. And see how I'm doing. It's like, it's like supersize me.
Opsic comments. This is like supersize me, but with opioids. Don't get me started on that movie.
Fuck that movie because that was okay.
When that movie came out, I was at my peak supersize me moment where I'd go to McDonald's
and I'd supersize it and then they stopped supersizing, but they also introduced chicken
selects at the same time. So then I would get a number one with a sprite and the chicken selects
your boobs are huge. And then they brought back supersizing, but I was hooked on the chicken
selects. So then I get a number one supersize with the sprite and the chicken selects.
Yeah, of course you hate that movie. I eat because I'm unhappy. Yeah, that sucks for you,
dude. Fucked up your whole shit. Sorry, dude. That really sucks for you. That's fucked up.
Man, the guy had real good McDonald's rhythms and then like that that fucking movie came in and
just jacked them all up. I'm sorry. It just pissed me off and like, dude, and that's not
yeet. I don't think that's yeet. I'm about to fucking eat the hamburger. It's definitely not
a dawn chorus. It's for sure. Jankies. Dude, that is not a dawn chorus at all. It was definitely
mud season. Those chicken selects had it. Mud seasoned out. Diarrhea. After you eat all that,
I'm sure you feel mad, leggy. Oh, you still have it. And if you live in LA and you know
the 24 hour fitness right on sunset in Hollywood next to the Arclight, there's a McDonald's behind
it. And me and my homie, John, we would go work out for an hour or whatever. Your boobs are huge.
And go straight to McDonald's to like protein load. Do everything you did. What are protein
loading? Well, how old were you though? Because that's that you could do that in your 20s. You
know, I was 23. We still care. Kyle does. I'm limping into 39 right now. And if I even drive
past a McDonald's, my my gullet just drops two inches. It's like your spider sense. You're
like, there's fat food, fast food around. Adam, your gullet's dropping. I still got to hit it up
for a shamrock shake though. You have always claimed shamrock shakes since I've known you.
You love them. It was a tradition in my family. That's huge, man. Really? Yeah. Okay, good, good.
So every year there'd be like an award season. This is our heritage, son. I mean, honestly,
there's an award season thing and I would go watch my brothers go get their awards for like
their sports and stuff. And I get picked up from swim practice. My dad would be like,
we're going to get some shamrock shakes, then we're going to hit the awards show and watch
your brothers get some trophies. And every year I'd be so stoked sitting there in the audience like
Good job, Ollie. So shamrock shakes are just, what are they during?
Dude, once you sip that shamrock shake, it's a fucking dawn chorus, dawg. It's hard to say.
Once you have that shamrock, well, yeah. Hard to say. It's St. Patrick's Day.
Okay. Fuck it. So what is that, March? Oh, March. Yeah, March, sure. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah,
March 14th. Look at that Irish. Look at the Irish to ya. Yeah, March. So that's after the winter
sports awards night in the city of Evanston, shout out. Yes, it would be you're busting in
spring. You're celebrating spring with a little shamrock shake. That's what it is. That's gorgeous.
Look at the Irish. We're putting a cap on the winter where I'm from, actually.
Oh, okay. I'm so sorry about that, Anders. Are there any giveaways, takeaways, epic slams?
Apologies? Any apologies or giveaways, epic slams? Yeah, lots of apologies. You know,
I'll give a shout out. I'll give a shout out. I want to see if you guys recognize what this is.
Style boys. Oh, that's from a pop star, right? Yeah, I got that. I bought this a couple years ago
for like a Halloween situation. Haven't really worn it that much, but because the glitter comes
off and goes all over everything. And it's a fucking nightmare. Yeah, that's dope. You know,
it's embarrassing. I've never seen pop star. Oh, my gosh, it's funny, dude. Oh, it's a good one.
It looks funny. I always think I'm like, every time I see it, I'm like, I should watch that.
And then I don't. But I heard it's great. Let me tell you something. For me, I think it was the
last funny movie. Whoa. Oh, my God. We've all, we've come out with movies since then. Game Overman
came out after that. Was Game Overman after that? Yeah, I think so. I believe so. Well, not counting
that one. It might be funny on the Game Overman, but it didn't make, it made $0 and I'm sure they
got pissed about it. It is super, duper funny. It's very funny. There's some really funny songs.
Oh, yeah. Bin Laden, right? Bin Laden, that track goes. It's a Black Blan Blanger, dude.
Well, I mean the Lonely Island guys are very, very funny people. So it's a heat rock. For sure.
I'd like to give them flowers. Let's give flowers. Without killing them? Even though I've never seen
popstar. Don't do it, they'll die. Big compliments. Not a deadly flower. I'd like to give flowers to
the Lonely Island. They're fantastic. They are one of the funniest groups going right now.
Yeah, he's right and I know that they were a big inspiration to the four of us when we were first starting out
We used to watch their videos and we fucking loved them. We tried to stay close to their heels man. We were chasing them
Well, why don't you cry about they put YouTube on the map for like people looking for content, right for us for sure
And now now it's secret comm of course and we know that but do you think you cut them a check ever or there?
Thanks lazy Sunday. Yeah, I don't know wasn't lazy Sunday was an SNL
That was SNL. No, I know what that was by the time they went to SNL
You're talking about like maybe stork patrol. No, I'm not nobody wants fucking stork patrol
But you and me and maybe Adam yeah, we did
But lazy Sunday was on SNL, but then they put it on YouTube Malibu boo
Don't I recognize you and then YouTube became a fan. I bet they didn't get chipped off enough
No, they didn't get nothing and that's Kablamo. Oh, Anna our producer says I watched stork patrol
What year did you watch sports stork patrol Anna Anna producer?
What year did you watch when she was in middle school when I was in middle school? That's helpful like two years ago
Flowers to Anna for being a cool middle school kid watching stork patrol on YouTube. Mm-hmm. Yeah
And I'll give my flowers to wait
What was the name of the guy who did the voice of Batman on the animated series?
He really was a great great great voice of Batman. I'll all I know is this died at 66
But just mmm was that was the Batman of our era like
Really cartoon kicks fucking ass
Still good. I have Kevin Conroy. Thank you. Yeah, that dude rock
I have my kids watch it and
You can see that when they watch it, they're like this is totally completely different than like anything they've ever seen
Cuz it acts it acts like a grown-up show
Yeah, it is, you know like the way when Batman pulled his dick out in
Joker's Wild
Whoa and then the clay phase turned into like a big giant dick
Oh my god
Let's not forget about Gallagher. I know Gallagher
Gallagher is dead, but did he die? I haven't seen anything outside of Isaac has said it twice today
No, no people are posting watermelon
Moses all day fuck man. Oh, that sucks. Yeah. No, I mean you just look it up Blake and it's he's dead at 76
Did you seek it? What do you guys remember about Gallagher besides the watermelon Gallagher had a brother who would perform?
Yeah, that was didn't they like to be there's big drama. Yeah, also
There's also something where Gallagher claimed that he was the reason that Ninja Turtles one
Came out as a movie
Had that like he was involved in that I believe it. Yeah, I believe it. Yeah, we can get into it
You know, he was the original Casey Jones
Yes, you're right. He was the original champion of that project. I think I love that. Yeah, yeah, which is amazing
Big shout out to Gallagher another fallen soldier molding our child. He was the guy who had the giant couch also, right?
There was like a trampoline and he was jumping around on it. Yes, and he also wait what yes on his stand-up show
He has a giant cow stand-up show that played on million zillion times on Comedy Central
Yeah, and he'd like pull shit out of it. Oh tight. Yeah, he's like, let's look what's under the cushions
He's tight. He's a coin
Right, he would throw the coin at the words he would love our dictionary chat because that's what that dude was
Yeah, yeah, that's all he talked about why is big little and little big
You know if Gallagher was the right age, he'd listen to the podcast for sure flowers to Gallagher
Yes, it would be him and the basis of wheat is
Big shout out to to him. Okay. Yes. Thank you. And that was another episode
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