This Is Important - Ep 113: The Dudes Reveal Their Phone Numbers

Episode Date: December 6, 2022

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what's obviously most crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today we talk about hickory dickory dock. The mouse was on my cock. The amount of text the Democrats sent me are making. I'm going to become a Republican. And you're like, please just come for me. Please just come for me. Frankenstein's Doctor is the monster we all doctored about. Here we go. Start your engines. And we're back. Oh, another day, another dollar. What's up, guys? How are you? Oh my God, we're back. What up, fellas? What's up? What's up? Some drunk guy the other day at the bar came up to me and he was like, dude, do you guys think about what you're going to say for the podcast?

And I'm like, what do you think? And he goes, you know, I used to think that, and I was talking to him for a few minutes, he goes, I used to think that, that you guys had some sort of template. And then after talking with you for a few minutes, I realized that you guys don't. Yeah. So I realized there's no way. No way. We're really exposing ourselves. He was like, after talking with you for a few minutes, I realized, nah, you guys don't. Yeah. I liked it back when people thought like I was a character and that like I actually might be smart underneath. No, you know what we are? We're an inspiration for like just that dumb creative kid out there who's like, you know what, if I could do it, if they can do it, so can I, you know, right? Yeah. Like,

look, dude, look, I'm down to inspire. I'm down to inspire. Yeah, we're just in we're into inspiration. Maybe you could. I'm a dumb ass. Odds are, you can't, it's a lot of luck, but yeah, go for it. Yeah, we got very, very lucky, but you also, hey, who knows, happened for us. Yeah, this for all the dumbasses out there. Get on your Tik Tok and let's see what you got. Tik Tok, your ass off. I'm a dumbass for the people. Dumbasses, dumbasses unite. Dumbasses rule, dude. You're a dumbass, straight up dumbass right here, okay? Oh, that's fucking rock, dude. Just like, just like let him keep on. Yo, dude, dumbass, fuck. Yeah. Dumb, dumb, dumbass, fuck.

I'm a dumbass. Yeah. Yo, dumbass. I'm a dumbass. Oh, yeah, you are. Yeah. We gotta do a prank one time where we all just let somebody talk and we don't say anything. Don't make it be me. This is happening. Didn't you just do this? See, so what, so now you're planning the podcast. Is that what you're trying to do now? Yeah. What is going on? You flipped like a, you flipped so hard and yeah, suddenly you're playing in the pod. Suddenly you're not being a dumbass. Here's your sign. Sorry, man. I do, I did have a thing going back, a back and forth prank, not prank, but kind of a prank where a prank war Bill Krebs who wrote on workaholics for a season or a half a season.

Oh, great writer. Love his work. You would be talking and going after it on the phone or whatever and then when you would hear, you'd say something and kind of like pit, like set the other person up to go for it and then you'd just hang up. So you'd be like, oh, dude, no. Hey, remember when you did that thing? What was it again? And you'd be like, oh, yes. So like we were in Florida and like, and then they'd just hang up. Yeah, that's good. And you would just be talking to yourself. That's so mean. That's cold blooded. That's a good one. And it got so crazy. That is cold blooded. I love that. At one point we would be calling somebody. We'd call each other and be like, yo, what up, dude? Nothing, man. How you been? Good. As the fam? Hey, what happened?

How's the fam? Click within like 15 seconds. And then you're like, all right, this is getting out of control. And then you call back or that was the conversation. Yeah, that might just be it. Because then you know, I love that. You have to call back, right? You have to call back to cap it because you don't really want to catch up. You just want to get dude, do you catch up with people? I don't talk to anyone like hardly ever. But you do. I do. I do. I make an effort to yeah, Adam, that's called being a good friend. You catch up. That's so I know I really don't get a lot of calls from you. But I don't either. I don't get a lot of calls from if it's been six months and I haven't talked to somebody, I gotta I gotta call them.

Wow, dude. I don't know that that's ever happened with theirs. I've never called you. I don't know that you've ever called me just to catch up. But I text you more than you call me. Okay. Yeah, Derz is a texture. Well, yeah, I'm not saying that I'm off the hook on this, you know what I mean? Hold on a second. Are we saying like it has to be a call or text, like check in text or cool, right? I think a call is more we're a different generation. If you're 30 or younger, you've never called anyone in your life, which is crazy. That's crazy. You need to start calling. Well, that's like writing a letter. Who would write a letter? Well, admittedly, Kyle called me what last week to catch up. Yeah,

we caught up. We caught up recently, Adam. The fuck? Really enjoyed it. Well, we haven't talked in a long time. We're about to start shooting the workaholics movie. So it was a half work call, half just catching up call. Yeah, work friends. Like kind of a tap in, you were just tapping in. But that got me thinking like, oh, I don't call anyone ever. Like if you're my very best friend and I am not seeing you or we're in the same city, we no longer communicate even a little bit. Like via vocal cords. Via vocal cords. Like we might shoot a text here and there or we're on a chain and that gets us going or something. But I'm not just reaching out randomly. See, I hear a lot of people who are like very anti like group texts. Right. I'm all in. I'm

all in. You're really good at it. I like the group text too, because at least you're connected to you're tethered to a conversation. Yeah. And you're knocking out 10 friends at once. I'm not good at the groups. It's a delicate dance. It's a delicate dance. And I'm just going to say that because at some group, some group texts, yes, are bad. Other group texts are better. Yeah, that's true. Some group texts are just one guy keeping it alive. And you're like, yo, did you not get the memo? You don't want to be the guy that's keeping it alive. But you don't want to be the one guy that's just always, you want to be like the third text down. Like if it's firing off and you see, then you're like, okay, I'll fire a little something

in there to keep it going. So don't be the dude at 2am who sends like the YouTube link to a song you're listening to. Blake, that's always, that's always Blake. Like, yo, you got to check this out. Listen, you can do that, but you can't be that guy three times in a row. If you've done it twice, and it hasn't happened, you got to wait for somebody else to do it. Otherwise, thank you. And I would say it's very rarely that I'm even the third. Usually, like, No, Adam, you're terrible communicator. Yeah, I think, yeah, I'm really bad at it. You've gotten way worse. It's inexcusable. Well, no, when I'm in town, I'll hit you guys up and be like, I'm going to be in town. We should all get together. I do do that. I like to see my boys

in person. I must not be on that group text. What do you mean? Didn't you guys just hang out when you were in town? Didn't that happen for something? Yes. Adam throws events, which I do appreciate. That is cool. Those are in person. That's what he's saying. He's got the in person on lock. Adam's old school as fuck. When I'm in town, I like to hang out with my friends and see you guys. But when I'm away, you're away so much. Yeah, it's easy to forget about it. And then we have the podcast. So we get to see each other. This is why part of the reason I love the podcast so much is we get to check in once a week and see the homies. Yes. But like some other friends that I'm like, I don't end in and stack this cash. But there's other friends who I really

like, you know, they're my homies. But then I just don't see them until I'm back in town or I don't communicate with them. Yeah, who do you want to apologize to early on? Okay, name names. Let's name names. Let's name names. I have a list. I have a list of people I'm going to give flowers to at the end. Yeah, go for it. Okay, don't kill them. Last week, talking about friends giving made me go like, man, I've spent so long since I've been to a friends giving. Yeah. Do I even have friends anymore? Damn, that might be the secret. As I start to cry. Have you tried the voice memo since you reach out to your boy? What's your boy's name? Jumps? Who? Don't you have like a homie from high school named John or something like that? No, this is

tight. Trying to dissect. No, no, John T. Junkie. He's got a homie from high school. No, no, Austin, Adam has a friend from high school. No, no, no, no, whose name is like, John T. or like, Johnson or something like that. I know you do. Oh, Ryan, Johnica, Johnica. Yes, exactly. What? There's no way you got that out of that. Well, Adam did. Yeah, he's scared that it was only a matter. Yeah, I was, I was flipping, flipping through the pages. I'm still going to send it. John C. What I'm trying to say is that those are, that's a deep cut friend. That's a deep cut friend. Yes, that's a deep cut friend. And no, I have not reached out. And it's been a while since you've reached out to Ryan and John. There was a time when we were. Yeah, it's been a long

time. My parents actually just asked me if I had talked with Johnica in a while and he's on the list. I'm going to give him flowers. So that's his last name, right? Yeah. Yeah, that's his last name. Do you need us to turn it down? But you call him that. No, well, we spent some time with Johnica at the, at the workaholics house. He'd pull up. No, Johnica never came out there. That was Hillman. No, who was the guy who was kind of like clean cut War Polos kind of talked fast. That was Jeremy Bell. No, Johnica worked at Papa Murphy's back in the day. Right, bro? No. Oh, God, here we go. That was awesome. Johnica did. No. Austin and Johnica worked at Papa Murphy's. Yeah, dude. No, he didn't. He worked at Burger Time. No, he worked at Papa Murphy's. That's a video

game, bro. No, it's called Burger Detour, Burger Detour. Your whole childhood's a lie. Is that real? Is that real? Your whole childhood's a lie. I feel like I visited that, dude. I feel like when I went out to Omaha, I visited Johnica and Austin. You're thinking of another friend. I think you're thinking of John Paul. John. No, wait. They're not the same person. You have a John Paul, too? Different person. Yes, I have a John Paul. Everybody has a John Paul. Oh, John Paul. Yes. John Paul. Totally different guy. I'm thinking of John. That being said, this podcast just going to be listing all of my high school friends. We can try, maybe. Let's see who can list the most. Give them a shout out. Any shout out? We're not shouting out quite yet. It's okay. Who let the most friends

in high school go? Seven. I'm stealing. I still have a group text with them. We're on Signal. Yeah, we're on Signal. That's right. We're on the Signal app. You are. I think I have that fucking shit muted right now. Yeah, that's all I need. I think I need to unmute that shit. No, you don't. Oh, I have so many group chats muted because you get to it. You see it. You go, oh, yeah. Wait, you can mute a conversation and it won't say that it's muted? Yeah. This is the way. Yeah, they never know. Oh, really? I thought- And you don't get notifications, but if you go into your texts, it has like a light thing that's like, yo, there's people talking. Oh, I got to figure that out because sometimes- Game changer. Especially, admittedly, you know, I love my family.

I love our family text, but like they extended all the aunts and uncles. I'll look down and there'll be like 68 messages. Dude, I live for that. And I'm like, did someone die? Damn, son, where'd you find this? Was Omaha like firebombed or something? Did like something horrible happen? And then I'll look and it's just like my aunt's going like back and forth about like casserole's and- That's tight combo though. I like that. Dude, that's what I'm in it for. That's what conversations I want to be a part of. The casserole? Yeah. Dude, I hate Blake. I'll loop you in, homie. Put me in. Tag him in. Put me in. Tag me in. They would love to go back and forth about casserole's and shit with you. That is always kind of awkward when people like add people. Not

everybody should be able to add to the group text because when they're like adding fucking, you know, whoever and you're like, oh, you just fucked up the whole vibe of the text. And you change the dynamic. Yeah. Yes. Yes. It changes everything when you do that. You got to take a vote. You're like, oh, I don't know if I can be as flagrant with this new person in the chat. Yeah. Right. Especially when they're just a number and you're like, who the fuck, you're side texting. Who's a fucking number, dude? Who's the number? Who's watching? The number. Some of my best friends are numbers, dude. Adam, do you remember when we first met and we had- Good movie. We were doing Second City and when we first met, great movie. Great movie. And there was,

okay, everyone in the class, like here's the emails and people started doing like mass emails. Oh yeah. And people would just be like really bored going back and forth sending emails. And it's like improv 101. So everyone's just trying to out funny the next person on like this group. And you know, I'd never responded. I would just look at it, read it and be like, all right. Ders then responds to everyone and is like, please take me off this email chain. You guys have to take me off this. It's getting out of control. Yeah. He's like, take me off. I don't want to be a part of it. You're a fucking disaster. Like fully, fully spoiling the mood,

which was so damn funny. And that's when I was like, oh, me and this guy have to write together. Because I think that I would just never do that. Ders would actually think that and do it. I had to. I was like, guys, I have 16 emails. Keep my name out your mouth. I'm very, I'm pretty good about like keeping email out. Like if I get junk mail unsubscribing immediately, if I'm in some sort of group email, I'm like, guys, maybe stop. None of these are that funny. So there's no, there's not a protocol. There's not a protocol that exists where you can take yourself out of emails. You have to ask to be taken out, huh? I think emails are flawed. Yeah.

I don't think you can just dip. Yeah. Like you can't just draw. Well, there probably is at this point, but that was well, that was over 15 years ago. You know what I mean? But has there been any innovations? We're the children of email. We really are raised by the internet. Do you think when you unsubscribe, does that I think that when you unsubscribe, it adds you to two different emails because every time I unsubscribe because you click that link. Yeah. What the fuck? Then I get the weirdest shit coming from all directions. There's no way. And this did shit pop off on Black Friday for you guys on Cyber Monday.

Big time. Oh, dude, it was nuts. I haven't checked my, I fucking hate it. It's like, what is, I'm not looking at it. Yeah. I'm not even looking at it. I'm happy shopping though, didn't I? Well, I think, I think it's time I get a new email that is my work email. I think I've, I've, I've just have had the one email. I never got like a burner email, which you have where you sign up for all like the bullshit when you're at like bedbathandbeyond.com, trying to buy fucking sheets or whatever. And you put in an email. I like those ones. Yeah. Yeah. But I didn't have a burner, but now, now my work and my burner are the same account. Yeah. And so I sometimes will miss like important work shit because it's buried underneath,

you know, fucking Lowe's commercials. And yeah, I was or worse, somebody's bad joke. Right. Exactly. A waste of time or like some political shit, some like fucking. Yeah. Like this podcast? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Just, yeah, some political thing where it's like, it's on you. Give us $5. They're about to win war. No, give us $5. If they, if you don't give us $5, they're going to win. And you're like, bro, the war, not texts I was getting up until the wire were crazy. I'm like, I'm not going to come. I'm not there. The amount of texts the Democrats sent me are making. I'm going to become a Republican. I know I was the same way. I'm like, dude, you're on the Trump train.

Dude, if Trump, if all he says is like, Hey, I will send you less emails. You're voting. I'll vote for him. That's a great platform is like, dude, that's what he should run on. If he actually wants to, to win again, just, he says, I'm not going to email you one time. Just give me your vote. I'll never. Have my vote. You have my vote. You have my vote. You sir. Have my vote. Damn. That's a hell of a strategy. That's a new strategy. I like it. Yeah. That's what I would run on. No emails. I mean, I actually considered the other day at getting a new phone number and having an entirely new existence, but that seems having two phones, having this one that's just beat to death,

like everybody has. And I'm getting, I got called by China mainland yesterday. What do you mean beat to death? Like, has it been gagging on the day? Well, I have the same phone since high school too. So I get like, me too. Yeah. Well, I think we all probably get prank calls. Like, I'll get people that just have my number at every couple of months. I'll just decide to call me at 4am, drunk, leaving weird voicemails and that sucks. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University. And I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains

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So Kyle had this Frank voicemail where he was like, hello, what up? Oh, yeah, I remember that. It would get me every time and I knew that it was him. Yeah, it was a good one. But Ben Stiller called Ben Stiller and he got Ben and he was like, wow. He got shook. During the show, as a favor, might not show up for day two. Oh, yeah. He was like, I remember it because he was like, oh boy, that got me. That really got me. I'm just trying to tell you what I need for the show and like I want to be there on time and I don't have time to prank. Oh, that is so funny. Yeah. I'll find it. I think I have to charge an old phone, you know, like it's on the hard drive of an old ass phone somewhere. That's good. So Blake, you're going to get a new phone number.

That to me, it sounds kind of great, but then you will end up, you're going to have to spend a whole weekend like going through putting the new phone numbers on the new phone, like people that you actually want to stay in touch with because there's a lot, you know, you look through where you're like, Jeff Bartender Cleveland, you're like, why do I need this guy's phone number? It's pretty great though. That's the good part. Till Jeff calls and he goes, you left your $30,000 here. Did you want it? Yeah. Well, see, I like having all the old numbers because then you go like, oh, don't answer. Like I know that this is some person I met randomly in Orlando 12 years ago. Do you pick up numbers you don't know though? Never. Never. Well, unless it's like

a number you don't know. True. Yeah, true. I only pick up the numbers that are like maybe this one. You know what I mean? Where they think they've got it. You write maybe before. No, no, doesn't your phone say this might be? Yeah, it says maybe this person. If that exists, then I pick it up. I don't think mine does. Maybe Hulk Hogan. It does play. That's how it works. Absolutely does. Really? Yours doesn't do that? No, no, Kyle. We're mistaken. Just Blake's phone doesn't do that. Oh, okay. Right, right, right, right. Popo's out. Popo's out. All I know is that every time. Well, you have an iPhone, right? Yeah. Popo's out. Yeah, then it doesn't. He held up something. He held up something really quick. What was that? Yeah, I have an iPhone.

It's just a piece of cardboard. What was that? Okay, so you're thinking about getting a new phone. Dude, I have an iPhone. Do you have a good phone though? Yeah. Is that just a crafty single? Is that a crafty single? I have an iPhone, dude. Wait, do you have a good number? I have such a good phone number that I don't want to give it to you. It's a hard board. What is it? Yeah, give it to us. Oh my God. Goodbye. Wait, edit this part out. Don't edit it. What's your number? My number's still 911. My number's still 911. That's all you can do. Alrighty then. So you're doing it on account of your number? Let me look at your number. So why are you deciding to? Let me check. Let's rank each other's phone numbers. Let's see. Oh, yeah. Your number's

hella funny. Let me see. Is that a pop tart wrapper? It's a pop tart. It's a strudel. Or strusel? Toastle, strusel. Okay, yeah. Okay, Durs. Okay, yeah, sure. You don't want to get rid of that. Is it funny? What is it, Boobs? It's pretty good. Is it 80085? Boobs? No. It's just, yeah, it's something. It's something. You know what I mean? It's something. What is it? The way I say the last four numbers? Pizza, pizza. Yeah, for sure. Put a little toot on it. Yeah, yeah. No, it's quick style. He can do it probably quick. Yeah. Is it like 69, 69? I don't remember there being a ton of 69s and that's really the funniest combo. Dude, you have his number in your phone. My phone number's 420, 420, 69, 69. Oh my God. Who has that? Who has 69s? If that could

be promised to me, I'll change my number now, dude. Hey, everybody listening, do not call 420, 420, 69, 69. Do not call it and find out whose phone it is. Don't do it. Durs, this isn't a funny number even a little bit. No, no, it's not supposed to be. I didn't say funny. It's an inside joke. I said good. It's just a good number. Oh, I thought you said that. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you said it was like the funniest number. No, no, no, no. It's just a good number. It's a solid, yeah. Yeah, you're going to remember. I guess it's pretty easy to remember. Without saying them, how many phone numbers do you have memorized by heart right now? From childhood. I think I have two. How can I even tell you? Do they have to be

working now? I think maybe two or three. It's like my wife's and my mom's phone number and my home phone number that is disconnected now from being a child. Yeah. That's about it. Yeah, I wonder if my mom still is. Ghost numbers. I think a lot of the ones I have memorized are ones that are disconnected. They were from childhood. Yeah, they're defunct. Yeah. Those are the only ones I know. Well, do you know mine? I got them all. I got them all memorized. Really? I think I could do Adams. Do kids memorize numbers at all? Yeah. Or are they lost when they get kidnapped? They don't know how to call for help. Well, Blake, let's ask you, you have children. They don't know. They know my number. Exactly, as I'm saying. So they do know your number. Yeah, they know yours. My

number. Yeah, because I train them. So that's the trick. You got to teach your kids. I'm going to train you. Yes, you must train them to at least know your number. Now, do you make up fun songs to help your kids? I guess your daughter's a little older now. You don't need to make up a funny song. Yeah, I go 420, 69, 69. If a man with a big gun grabs you and puts it to your head, call 925. Or you will be dead. There we go. There we go. I think we just started a whole revolution here. Well, nursery rhymes are dark as fuck. So that just kind of fits right on in. You know what I mean? Okay, go off. It had to be said. What's up, dude? Disaster, my guy. You ever look at a dollar bill? What's so dark as fuck about nursery rhymes?

If you look closer to dollar bill, there's a lot of Scientology in there. Aren't they dark as fuck? Like, isn't like ring around the rosy pocket full of posy? What is it? Ring around the rosy pocket full of posy? I think that's something I think it has something to do with the plague. You put a pocket, you put a pocket full of posy to ward off some play. And then ashes, ashes. We're burning. You're burning people because they were. Yeah, they were burning right. That shit's important. Because if they're rats, eat the bodies. Wait, is this real or is this or is this like a Q and on rabbit hole that Kyle fell down or something? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, this is real. I don't fall down rabbit holes, buddy. I am the rabbit hole bitch. I am the rabbit hole. Yeah,

like Humpty Dumpty was crazy, dude. I can't tell if you guys are like jokes or if you're listening. Just come back in three minutes. That's how we like it, Adam. Yeah, the worst thing you can say to a person ever is I can't tell if you're joking. That just means they're not funny. Yeah, that's how I felt the last like five or 10 minutes when you like didn't have a phone for a minute or you're holding a cardboard. That was a funny bit when he was doing this. That was funny. That wasn't funny to you. I guess it's a visual medium when this is a podcast and most people listen to the podcast. I forgot because I'm looking dead at you guys. Well, go to YouTube. This is important. We are on YouTube. A lot of people are loving it. Yes, like and subscribe.

Like and subscribe. The comment section's on fire over there. So get in there and say, was I? And when you're on YouTube, you get to see cool swag. Ellen swag. We all have that sweatshirt, don't we? Oh, yeah. Kyle, sorry, Kyle. What do I have? I have a sweatshirt. I do have a sweatshirt. I'm Ellen. Ellen one. No, no, no, no. You want sweatshirts? I got sweatshirts. No, no, I got sweatshirt. I got sweatshirt. My mom 100% of the time I call her, she's wearing merch that I have given her. My mom loves that swag, that Ellen swag. Oh, I thought you were talking about Ellen. Yeah, I did too. I was like 100% of the time they call her. I'm like, where's this going? I'm like, what group texture are you on with Ellen, baby? Yeah. Damn. Yeah,

dog. Me and Biggie. You and what's the DJ on the show's name again? Oh, man, you're putting me on the spot. DJ, it's something like that. It is twist. It's twist, right? Is it? Twitch. Look at dude. Twitter. Todd from production, quick with the Twitch. I said twist, that's pretty good. That was very close. Very close. Thank you. Wrong, but yeah. Yeah, so you like to look at, okay, 1665, great plague of London. The rosy is the rash that covered the afflictive, the smell from which they attempted to cover up with a pocket full of posies. They thought little flowers would cover it up. Wait, they thought like the stench and then you put like some flowers in your pockets. It wasn't deodorant. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, because

it was like eating, it was the plague. It's some kind of thing to, I don't know what the fuck it did, but it looks like afterwards you went to ashes and you fell down. Okay. Oh, no, they probably had to burn you because you stunk. The ass's fault, they burn you so that like the rats didn't eat your body and keep the plague going. And then the ass is falling down, it's coming from the sky. This is the most intense thing I've ever, and you guys all knew this? This is absolutely insane. I've never even heard this. Adam, Blake, Kyle, will you tune out for a second? Sure. Sure. I'm kind of just like, I don't know, I'm like making up my thing I know. Who are you talking to? Who are you talking to? Oh, okay. So we don't know. This is a fake thing.

I don't know. I don't know, but I'm just saying stuff. No, I knew that. I knew that. Oh, okay. Yeah. I didn't know the specifics, but I knew that one. They had to burn the bodies for sure. I knew that was like a dark one. I knew that one was a dark one. That's not even that dark. Well, what are some other dark ones, Kyle? Well, here's, I mean, there's a lot of reading to be done here. Red Rover probably. Yes, Red Rover, Red Rover. No, here's one, Three Blind Mice, 1805. Three Blind Mice is supposedly yet another ode to Bloody Mary's Reign with the trio in question. A group of Protestant. That's not interesting. It's not interesting. That's fake. That's fake. Well, a ton of them are probably racist for sure. Yeah. A lot of it. It's for children.

No. I know. Yeah. Do you know about history, Adam? Yeah, bro. We got to dismantle this. They teach the kids young. Yes. Okay. Yes. Oh my God. Did you guys see James Brolin? What about him? The, dude, the fucking Walmart killer. Was it the Walmart killer? What? No, it was the killer at the gay bar, the fucking psychopath that went in and shot up the thing. And then they found his dad and his dad looks like Josh Brolin on meth. And he said, the craziest shit you've ever heard. Did you guys see that video? I was wondering, I didn't. What did he say? I didn't fact check that guy to see if it was really him, but that was really his dad. Well, then it all makes a lot of sense. My God. I guess I didn't do a deep dive on that.

You're saying the shooter at the Q, the Q bar. Yes. Yes. Q bar. The shooter's father was methed out. They interviewed him and it was like the most offensive shit you could ever say. And for sure, seems like he's on drugs. Yeah. Oh, so he was saying flagrant things and you go, oh, well, this is why they came. They were like, hey, your, your son just like murdered a bunch of people. Yeah. But he was like, he looked just like Josh Brolin, except for like, he had like meth face. He was like, yeah, yeah, man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely insane. Yeah. He was the way we got into this. What the fuck? Did you see Josh Brolin? I was like fucking confused. What nursery rhyme is this guy about to pull out of his ass? Sorry guys. I thought you guys would catch on

very quickly that this guy looked just like Josh Brolin. No, what happened is he alive? And then you go Walmart. Yeah. Then you said Walmart. What the fuck? Did Josh Brolin shop at Walmart? This is why we don't. Yeah. Crazy that there's been like four slains since, since the one that I was talking about. I know. Yeah. Yeah. There's a Walmart one. There's another one. I do like how the dude at the Q bar was like, I just went into combat mode and destroyed that guy. I love that. That's awesome. Is that the dude who stopped it? Yeah. Yeah. I'm like stoked on him. And then the left, the left was like, he's our guy. We like the military. You're like, all right. Yeah. Oh, God. Who knows? This is important. Polychar. This is important. Hey, dude. I'm glad

I got us all charged up. I didn't even meet you. Thanks, man. Thanks, man. Where is Polychar guys? That's just what it is. I'm fully polycharred. That's what reciting three blind mice will do to you, though. It'll fire you up. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. There's a lot of reading that I have to do to really understand some of this stuff because it's talking about like fucking, it's talking about time of past. It's like, dude, no, what is this? I don't even know. But so, but songs have always been used to teach children dangerous things, right? Oh, so is that what it is you think? And then it just hung on? I feel like I guarantee you there's a song out there about like how to behave if someone shows up and you hear bang, bang down the hall. Go on to your desk. Oh, you're saying

school. You're saying there's a school shooting nursery run. I guarantee you there's a school shooting song for children to learn about like where to go and how to hide and all that shit. Well, it's not popular. Like why doesn't Blake Shelton or some like famous country singer just get on it? Well, he just skipped right over. Yeah, we got our Blake. Yeah, no, I'm thinking of like a talented musician that that would get people. I don't think I'm the guy. Blake Anderson is going to get him. Kind of a nasty dude. If there's a school shot on a desk, I don't know, it's got to do a remix. Yeah, that'd be tight. Yeah, I don't think Blake's the guy. Like I feel like Blake Shelton or Adam Levine get out there. Anyone that was on the voice should do this. Sure. Sure. Yeah,

absolutely. Teach the kids. Hide under your desk like Jagger. Hide like Jagger. You've got to hide like Jagger. Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. Stop dropping roll, baby. No, but like the what we're saying, these are so crazy, but I think this is a way that people talk kids stuff for eons like heavy shit. Yeah, it's a way of making it a little bit lighter like stop dropping roll. So right now, we've only really found the one and it wasn't like, it was just like, all right, here we go. Mary, Mary quite contrary. Contrary. This is so dark. It is one way. I haven't read any of this. It takes so much reading. I just I'm done. Don't even go there. It's so dark. Contrary is one way to describe a murderous psychopath. Contrary is this popular English nursery rhyme. This can be

your YouTube page. This is YouTube shit, which reads like a solicitation for gardening advice is actually according to many a recounting of the homicidal nature of Queen Mary, the first of England, aka Bloody Mary. That's the second Bloody Mary one. Didn't you just say that Three Blind Mice was about Bloody Mary? Yeah, dude, Three Blind Mice is supposedly yet about and also why is like my favorite drink named after this? I didn't know Bloody Mary was like a psychopath. Why name like the best tasting. You got to stop her name was Bloody Mary because she killed hell of people. I know. But then obviously later, the drink came around. And then why did we decide to land on Bloody Mary after this? It fucks you up, bro. Yeah, Bloody Mary fucked you up. Bloody Mary

fucked you up. Her reign is queen from 1553 to 1558. Five years. Not that long. Not even that long. Okay. Was marked by the execution of hundreds of Protestants. Oh my gosh. Shut up, bitch. Wait, did you say execution of hundreds? That's it. Yeah, I did. And I thought it was going to sound That's not that crazy. Yeah, right, right, right. Yeah, especially back then. Especially way back then. I mean, I guess if it's only five years, hundreds is a lot. They're like, damn, like fucking slow it down. Well, and I think she was doing it like one by one, like with the guillotine. Wasn't she? Wasn't she like doing it legally? Or well, not legally, but like they had to go through the judicial system. Yeah. Well, I guess she's the queen and she's saying to kill them,

then it is legally off with your heads. Yeah, for sure. Blake. Yeah. Alice in Wonderland. Blake's really on to something. Oh, is that is that Bloody Mary off with your heads? Is that it from the cartoon? That's probably where they're deriving it from. The Queen of Hearts. The Mad Queen. The Queen with the Derive. Derive University. The Mad Hatter. Yes. This is the dumbest podcast. You need to derive to the library and read up some books. And the Caterpillar. Who are you? Burned at the stake, Todd says. That's what that's the Bloody Mary Queen. What kind of stake? My ghostbusters too. Burned at the stake. Oh, man. What kind of stake though? Yeah. Well, if you guys want to listen to any sort of like kids' nursery rhymes, might I suggest Andrew

Dice Clay? He has such a funny take. Oh, it could read. It could read Doc. So dark. I can't go to Dice. The Dice Man? I love. Why was that so controversial? What Dice? Why was Dice? Because it's kids stuff. I know. Who cares? Yeah. He's talking about cocks. You got to watch that thing on. There's something on Hulu that's a vice show that's like the dark side of comedy that does a pretty good run of like what Dice's career was and is. I think no one was like saying that he was like the most crass guy. No one is really. Oh, yeah. Like Little Miss Muffet sat on my dick. Oh. Sat on my dick. I'm sorry. That wasn't before like Eddie Murphy Delirious though. And it wasn't even that good of a joke. It's not that. But people lost their minds. I think it's a little bit. No,

if you listen to his stuff, if you listen to his stuff now, I just watched this documentary. It's not that funny. No, it's not. It's just like big and like crass and like. Fuck you. Take that back at the end, you son of a bitch. I might, but it wasn't that funny. Are you a Dice Man, Blake? I love the Dice Man. Come on. Yeah. What do you mean? Come on, dude. Dude. I don't know. I'm kind of, I'm on the fence because I get what he was doing. It was like, it was brash and it was out there. No one was doing it. And that's why it was so successful. But admittedly, it's not that good. But somebody had to do it first and break the seal. And he was the guy. Well, and he went and he wrote it to the moon. And then what?

Sure. But he was, it was such, it was such a character. And I guess I don't like that type of comedy where it's like, it's too much of a character. Sam Kenniston was also crazy and loud and brash. And he wasn't doing it. Wait, are you saying he's not that guy? He's not that guy, pal. Okay. What? Not even during that time was he that guy. He's, he's sipped on his own character. And that's when he was doing like the big fucking shows and he gagged on himself. He started to become, started to gag on his own cock. He was gagging on his own cock. You're not that guy, pal. Trust me. Yeah. But then, then he started to believe it. And that's when it kind of got out of control, I think. And it was like, oh,

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the official podcast, Thursdays on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or anywhere you get your podcasts. When I first started to do stand-up, my uncles were like, you have to, they're like, you know who you should, what kind of stand-up you should do. And I'm like, what? You know, I'm like 19 or whatever. It's like when I first started and I'm like, what? And they're like, like dice man. Right. And I'm like, well, he's already doing it. That was the only thing that was holding me back. Right. Adam just looking for an original angle. Like he's already doing what he's saying or anything like that. It's just it ain't an original dog. He's already doing that, dude. Was his whole shtick or like the thing that was so popular that he was basically saying

naughty things at a time where you shouldn't be saying it kind of thing? Yeah. And you're doing it with kids nursery rhymes. And everyone is just like, oh my God. No, he was very like, he was like misogynistic. It was misogynistic and derogatory and kind of bigoted. Right. Oh really? I actually don't know much about the guy. Watch this thing. He rode a train. Blake, Blake, you're a big fan. It's weird how much of a big I'm like dying on the sword. And I've only heard hickory dickory dock. The mouse was on my cock. Yeah. The sexual stuff is pretty funny. Yeah, Blake. That's not okay. Hey, admittedly, the more you say it, Blake, the more I'm liking it. So you fucked up, Adam. Your uncle's got it. I blew it. Yeah. I don't know. Who else has done a character like Larry,

the Cable Guy? That's why he did Larry. Larry the Cable Guy. And who else is not the guy that he's the last one that like truly popped off, I feel. What about chicken? What about chicken? What was his name? Chicken. Who's chicken? Yeah, you said he got like a special off of like Sundance or not Sundance from what was the big comedy like festival where people would get basically sitcoms off of. And Aspen? Yeah. Oh, or was it just for laughs? The one I did? Montreal? I thought it was Aspen and there was some comedian named like chicken and he got a sitcom and they were like, what did we do? Because he was such a like a character and not relatable at all. Sorry. Those were the days. Yeah, I remember that being a story. I don't really remember exactly

who that guy was. I like when Blake tells it though. Yeah. And then what Blake? I thought I heard it from fucking Adam. And then what Blake? What about the one comedian who was like called the comedian with like the bag on his head? Do you remember that guy? He like always had a bag on his head. Buckethead? Yeah, he was the unknown comic and he just always wore like a paper bag on his head. Triumph. Triumph is a character, you know. Yeah, that's our guy right there. Yeah, Smigel. That's our guy right there. Is Shmirnov, Jack of Shmirnov a character? Is he actually a guy with an accent? Who's Jack of Shmirnov? From Branson, Missouri, the king of Branson, Missouri. What? Adam, help me out. Adam. Adam, we're looking at you. This is stand-up hour. You're

supposed to be a wealth of knowledge, bro. You're Jack of Smirnov. Yeah, what about Jack of? Yeah, he's in Jack of. Is that a character? Yeah, he's in Branson, I think. Right. Is that a character? Is he actually have an accent like that? I think he does have an accent. Yeah, I think, I mean, I don't think he's. We're asking Adam, he got no clue. I don't give a fuck. I've never met Jack of Smirnov. I have no idea. I have no idea. What about Yahoo Sirius? Have you seen, have you seen Puddles, that clown that never comes out of, is that something you guys have seen? Puddles, the pity clown or whatever, who just like sings opera? Yeah, I saw him at.

No, but that shit sounds dark, dude. I saw him out at, just for last this year, in Toronto. You did, and was he good? How was it? It was cool. He didn't break character. He came to the bar with us afterwards and he stayed in his makeup and just like, didn't talk. His whole thing is that he doesn't talk, he only sings. Oh, cool. Cool life. Oh, what a nightmare. You got to go out with that. Puddles, pity party. Puddles, pity party. Yeah, it was a wild set. It was like anti fucking jokes. So how old is this guy? I don't think I've heard of him. I'm sure Tim and Eric will have a pilot with him. Is he like an old man or is he like a young blood who just made this insane character? No, he's an older gentleman, I would say. He's an older clown.

Yeah, probably about 50. Oh, he's 57 years old. He's from Philly. He's six foot eight. So he's a giant man. Yeah, he's a big dude. God damn. That's a huge bitch. That's a huge bitch. And then he just sings opera. And he sings opera and opens up a ton of suitcases and does these visual things. And you're kind of like, you know, it's one of those bits where you're waiting for the punch. It's like, it never comes, right? And you're like, please just come for me. Please just come for me. Do not come. Well, I like that. That's very Andy Kaufman-esque. I'm gonna come. I always liked weirdo comics like that, like Kaufman, where the whole time you're going like, is this a joke? Or is this, is he just a lunatic? Yeah, right. What about, what about that one

dude, Joe Parra? Is that, is he really act like that? He was on House Party, right? Yeah, a little bit. He's like that. We met him and he was quiet. Yeah, he's kind of a quiet, socially awkward guy. Super nice. Very funny. But we're talking, everybody slips into like a little bit of a persona when they're on stage, right? Like it's like a heightened version of who they are. Well, yeah, I mean, I'm not the same person I am on stage. Like, you know, Adam, Adam, don't, Adam, don't, don't do it. A little bit. I'm sorry. I mean, yes, he is, yes, he is. He's fun and wild. Adam, you're ruining it. Yeah, come on. You know, not all the time, like I think you're definitely, you're performing when you're on stage. So it is a performance. For sure. You have written material

that you're, that you're writing and you're, that you, you're performing. What is happening right now? But that's different than like you make up a fake character and an accent and you wear certain clothes, you know, it's different than that. Yes. Kaufman had both. Like Chris Rock isn't constantly talking like this. Oh, I got a good one. Neil Hamburger. Neil Hamburger. Yeah. Oh, yes. Neil Hamburger's great. That's a good one. He's very funny, but he's got a whole shtick going on. That's a weird ass show to see. So he's not that guy? He's not that guy, pal? I saw that show. I saw that show in Comic-Con. He was great, dude. Yeah. That's weird, man. Does he still review movies or no?

On cinema, at the cinema, baby. Shout out, shout out. So yes, yes or no? So yes or no? Yeah, yeah. And what is that? What is that? That's him and Tim Highdecker's little like side project. It's very funny. Yeah. Just reviewing movies. Mark Prokess is on that too, right? Yeah. Disney on that. Who we fucking The Shadows fame. Is that Shadows guy? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Colin Robinson. Yeah. Do-do. Well, they write a line over there, right? Like their line is like, it's not persona. It's not character. It's like somewhere in the middle. Persona non grata.

Yeah. Yeah. It's persona non grata. That's the perfect way to describe it. Either you have diarrhea or you don't. I'm gonna start saying that to people. Look, I don't know what you're doing here, but let me tell you that. Let me do the first guy to tell you, you're persona non grata. Okay. Oh God. Because the crazy thing about that is that people might not even know what the fuck that means. You're like, oh, am I? And what does that mean? Dude, you know who really does it? Fucking Mike Myers on the gong show when he was like up in the makeup and shit. Oh, I didn't watch that. Dude, it was crazy. Oh, yeah, dude. I was, I was on that. It was very weird. Yeah. He just like stays in character. It's never too late. Oh, was he in makeup on that?

Like, yeah, full makeup. Oh, I remember seeing some of the fucking promos. Yeah. Dude, I did the show and I like, he came back and introduced himself to the other comics that were on the show. And I was in the bathroom and I came out and they're like, oh, you just missed Mike. He was in like, he stayed in character the whole time. And I'm like, oh, fuck, that sucks. And then he caught me backstage, like right before walking out. And it's Mike Myers, like a true comedy hero. And he was saying super nice things. But I like couldn't, it meant nothing. Whoa. Because he was, no, it meant nothing, dude. It meant nothing. Persona non grata. You want to know Mike was like, Hey, man. And you're like, you know what? This interaction means fucking. Dude,

it meant zero. It meant nothing, dude. Will you elaborate? You've got the floor. What do you say? It meant zero because he did it in character. He didn't, he wasn't Mike Myers. Right. Oh, so you're saying he was being the character saying these things. It was just me and him backstage. No one else is around. And he stayed in character to say these nice things to me about my comedy and. Hey, baby, Shaqadelic. I thought workaholics was ready. And I was like, well, this sucks. Because if Mike Myers were to tell me this, I would feel great. But Adam, Mike Myers is kind of telling you that. No, he isn't. Yes, he is. And the hat is. No, he's not. No, I guarantee you he's not. He's deep. No, no, no,

because he's deep in that character for sure. Yes, he's doing it as this character. But my question is this, did his character watch you? Does his character have the information on you? Yes, because his character is the host of these shows. His character did. Wow. Oh, was he commenting on shit that you had done on the show? No, he's the host of a show, though. And Adam's there commenting on my career. His career is a fully realized person, his character. I know. But when he watched your stuff in his house, when he first saw you and clocked you as a good stand up. You already know the answer. Was he in this character or was he Mike Myers? I don't know if he, I mean, he wasn't in makeup or whatever, but like his character that he's

designed for the show knew me as the character. And the way he's saying it was in character. I get what you're saying. I understand that it was Mike Myers telling me. I know that he isn't a totally different person. Wait, do you? Wait, do you? Do you, Adam? But it just sucked. It took, it took all the like meaning out of it because Mike Myers is a comedy hero of mine. If he would have just said this as Mike Myers, I would have been like, oh my god, I'm so touched. But the fact that he was like doing this crazy, what was the name of that character, by the way, from the Garner show? I don't know. And did he speak in an accent? He must have. He was a London dude. Wasn't he like a British dude? He was like, no, he was like Scottish.

Tommy Maitland. Wait, Adam. Tommy Maitland. Yeah. Did he say like, my friend Mike loves all the stuff he's doing, man? No, I wish. How would you take that, though? How would you take that, though? Then I would have, at least he would have nodded to that he's Mike Myers. Then I would have been like, okay, all right. I'm really close with Mike Myers. No, that's even further. No, no. He would have said Mike Myers. It's like, you know, I don't know if you know this, but like, we know these wizards and like, if the wizard told you, hey, Anders, give him a call. Hey, I just want you to know that. Yeah. Okay. So I guess. Imagine the young Zeld walking up to you and being like,

yo, my homie Blake fucks with your vision, dude. See, then I would like it. Then it would be tight. Right. Exactly. Okay. Because he's, he's making a nod to himself. Okay. Yeah. Right. Adam, quick question. On the float and the parade, was that you or was that bumper? Yeah. On the parade? Float? Great question. It didn't say it. Yeah. Who was singing? Was that you or was that bumper? That was the entire time until I performed, until the cameras were on me. That was just Adam up there having a good time waving. And then as soon as those cameras hit me, then I transformed into bumper. But I tell you what, I didn't compliment anyone while being bumper. Bumper would never. Bumper wouldn't do that. Yeah. Well, bumper's a little self-centered,

isn't he? I don't know. Yeah. He's a little egotistical and you have to watch on Peacock, bumper in Berlin, streaming now, right now. Dumber in Merlin. In order, in order to see bumper, you know, is he always as egotistical? Well, there's six episodes to find out. Dumber in Merlin. Is he egotistical? Adam, I don't know if I'm talking to you. I don't know if I'm talking to, I don't know if I'm talking to bumper. I don't know if I'm talking to Mike or Dave or which one? Or, or Dumber. Yeah. Is this Mike, Dave? Who the fuck are you? Who are you at this point? Who is Mike and Dave? Did I already give flowers to Mike Myers for that show that he put out on, on Netflix? Oh, what was that one? The Pentaverse? Oh, the Pentaverse. Look, the Pentaverse

is flawed, but dear God, there's nobody. Sounder's compliments, people. It sucks, but I like it. There's nobody more committed and funnier than Mike Myers on this show. He's unfucking believable on this show. Mike Myers is a fucking king. He's a legend. Yeah, yeah. Flowers to him. And the concept of the show is, is very like. He's no dice clay, but well, it's better. It's out there. But when you watch him work, it's crazy. That. Yeah. Come on, Shrek. You gotta watch it. He kills it. There's a Shrek reference in the show. Oh, good. Of course. I love that. He, he, in care, in one of the characters, he's like talking to Shrek and like, what's the camera and says some shit. And you're like, yeah, I love it. Is that right?

In the Pentaverse? Yeah. Shrek exists. But God damn, is he not just dialed in with these characters where you're like, this is a real guy. This is not Mike Myers anymore. Yeah, he's right. He is incredible until he complements you in full character. And then it doesn't mean, it doesn't mean as much to you. It means nothing. It means nothing. No, not even anything. No, you said it meant nothing. That was what we were going off of. It meant less than nothing. Zero. Zero, dude. So bummed. I was so bummed to get those compliments. Fucking suck. Actually meant less than nothing. It upsets me. Nothing was, it would have just rolled right off. But then I was like, fuck off. He's still living with that fury. Favorite Mike Myers movie? Favorite Mike Myers

movie. Okay, here we go. Austin Powers, baby. Fucking very shaggy. I mean, it has to be Austin Powers. Yeah. Wayne's World, dude. Right. Wayne's World, bro. Oh, no, I'll take Austin Powers over Wayne's World. Austin Powers 2, though, with Mini Mean. The Spy Who Shag Me. Austin Powers 2 is fantastic. Which one is, uh, Austin Powers 2? With Mini Mean. Fat Bastard. The Spy Who Shag Me. Fat Bastard. Oh, with Fat Bastard. Yeah. Yeah. My God, that's a good one. Yeah, that one's flawless. Unbelievable. Yeah. I mean, he, the most jokes possible. Well, Wayne's World, that's weird. Wayne's World 2 is good too. I can't stop eating. Yeah, he makes a lot of great movies. I need to watch Wayne's World again. Wayne's World, I don't remember Wayne's World 2. I got to watch Wayne's

World again. It's been way too long. Wayne's World has some flavor. It's like fast and loose. Yeah. Yeah, it's good. When I saw it, I was so young. Like, I don't even think I understood the rock and roll references. And because we're not that generation. That was like the 90s. Like, guys who were in their 20s and their 90s. In the 90s. That wasn't us. We were like little kids sipping on Capri Suns. Right. Of course, who stole the show? Frickin' Chris Farley as the roadie. Oh, yeah, dude. Were they like shooting the tennis balls at him? He crushed. Is that where he had like ears pierced or is that airheads? I'm thinking of airheads. Was a throwback movie, which is a ton of jokes. So obviously, we were going to be on board, you

know. Austin Powers is funnier than Wayne's World for sure. Like, that was so... I eat because I'm on hot paint. Remember 10 seconds ago? I was like, don't forget about Wayne's World. Yeah, he brought such a... No, I know. But I think it's like, no, I brought it. Yeah, but I'm not like, I think my experience in the theater watching it like as a part of culture, Austin Powers 2 fucking crushed. Like, there was too many jokes in that movie. Peed my pants. Too many jokes. Had to watch it twice. I saw those movies multiple times in the theater. Like, I love it. Me too. Love guru. Love dumb. Peed your pants one. Never saw that. I never saw love guru. Flowers to Mike Myers. Tommy Maitland. No flowers. No flowers to Tommy. Right. Right. All the flowers to Mike. And only Mike

can get them. If he tries to accept them as Tommy, I'll fucking snatch him right back, dude. Okay. Wow. But Mike, all the flowers love you, dude. Living legend. Okay, we'll give it to you. I also would like to give flowers to all my friends who I don't reach out enough. I came around. Okay, here comes the list. Can we play some like Oscar music? Because I don't communicate. I'm a bad communicator. John C. Hey, what happened? And I don't reach out enough. I feel like I just go away and I lose touch with people completely. And hey, I love you guys and I'm going to stay in better touch with you if you're my true friend. I don't believe you. Why don't you cry about it? And Adam, I hear we're coming from if there was just some

sort of device where like at the puss of a button, you could reach out and talk to someone. Do the voice touch. No matter where you were in the world. You said puss. You said puss of a button. Do the voice touch. Wait, did we? Voice touching rocks. I figured out who it was. Is it Saronic? Yes, I know. I know Chris Saronic. Yeah. No, it's Johnica. It's Johnica. Wasn't he the guy who came over to the house? Yeah, he might have came over the house. Yeah, that's right. That's who I was thinking about. He lives in Los Angeles. Yes. You're so wrong. Yes. Okay. That's what I was thinking about. That's what I was thinking about. Completely different person. That's the guy I was thinking about. Okay. Anyways. Okay, bro. I'll say it's Saronic.

You're Saronic. Sardonic report over here. Okay. Shout out to Chris Saronic. Yeah, dude. I'll give my flowers to Saronic without killing him. No deadly flowers today. Never. Are we at that point? Are we at that time? Yeah. Yeah. What? Which part? Kyle's eating. Kyle's eating, so it's over. We've been at the givebacks takeaways. It's the munching hour. I know we started doing it, but I didn't know we were at that time. Oh, the giveaways and the takebacks and the snapbacks and the clapbacks. Candy compliments, candy complaints. Anybody want to send me some dead ringers? So I did. I did mine. Does anybody else have any dead ringers or? Yeah, dead wingers, dead wingers, dead wingers, right in Wayne's World. Fucking things. There's a dead ringer.

I saw some people posting pictures of the band AHA. Yes, pictures of the guy. And that's a dead ringer. Yeah, that's good for you, for you. Yes, but they replaced the other people with you guys. And it checked out. Yes, dude. Yeah, I liked that. Compliments to the bassist of Witas for jumping on. Big shout out to the bassist of Witas. Milligan, Matt Milligan. Yeah, Matt Milligan. I don't know about this. What happened? Oh, he was, he's, he heard us and he's excited about the shout out. Oh my God. Yeah, Matthew Milligan. My boy Matthew Milligan. You've got to watch the video. It's, it's hella funny. Oh, was that the guy in his like basement? Dude, he's in his bed. What's his bass? He's in his bed. He's in his bed. Yeah, the long hair. Shut up, bitch. Yeah.

I didn't listen to it. I got to watch it. Oh, check it out. Oh, he's the man. I don't know, whatever. He's the man. I'm not saying he's not the man. I'm just saying I saw it and didn't know. I'm going to give compliments to all the boarders out there who are, who have been buzzer beaten during the holiday season. I see you out there. I still need to get a reload. Buzz balls, get at me. I need some buzz balls out here so I can buzzer beat with you guys, but I love seeing it. I love seeing your moms do it too. Buzz, buzz balls have to cut you a check, man. This is like a lifeline. This is crazy. You're giving them so much publicity. This is absurd. Hey, give it time. Give it time. Like, buzz balls is, is whiffing right now. Come on.

No, they're on, they're, they're formulating some kind of a plan at their, uh, at their, at their height. Yeah, exactly. It's a bagel. But I wonder if they would do like a buzz ball that's like non-alcoholic. You know what I mean? I'm talking about energy drink. Why couldn't you do a buzz ball energy drink? No, they can do alcohol energy. Hey dude, just drink something that tastes good. Yeah. Whatever, bro. Fuck off, bro. Wait till you have the blazer buzz. It's going to be delicious. I was, well, the blaze ball, come on, buzz ball. Kyle hasn't tried buzz ball and he doesn't know how poisonous they are. You're going to talk to a guy who wants to make his drink his black licorice, fennel, cotton candy. This guy doesn't know. Hey, that's true. That's true. No,

I do know. This guy right here. I do know. This guy here. It's all good. Black rick, black rick. Oh. It's time to go. It's time to go. Anyone else? Any giveaways, takeaways, epic slams, apologies? Oh man. Yeah, any apologies, any epic. Anybody want to apologize to the Diceman? No, I stand by what I said about Diceman. Yeah, no. He was good at that movie Carol or whatever, right? Wasn't he like nominated for something? I don't know. He was great. He's since become great. His stand-up character, I was never a huge fan. What was the name of that movie? You guys want to get it? You guys want to get it? Or Blue or something? It was like a fucking Woody Allen movie. I think you're thinking of Entourage when he was one of the stars of Johnny's

Bananas. Speaking of fingerless gloves, by the way. Yeah, dude. You want to get it? Was it Carol? What was it? He was in. He was blue. I think it was Blue Velvet. Blue Ivy? Not Blue Velvet. Here we go. Blue Jasmine. Yeah, Blue Jasmine. Blue Jasmine. He like had a scene at a picnic table and really good. I remember. Okay. And that was another episode of. Oscar buzz days. Easy for him. Forget about it. Little Miss Muffet. My God. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions. Like, can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain

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