This Is Important - Ep 122: Bed, Bath, & Beyonce
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Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio, the show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature.
Today we talk about my body's built to process vodka, so I'm gonna be fine.
Here's what you do, just pretend, and then you'll believe.
This is a weird conversation to have at a Hooters.
If everyone could turn it down, I'd like to talk to Jesus Christ right now.
Here we go, start your engines.
I'm sorry, mama.
Gentlemen, gentlemen.
I'm sorry, mama.
What's up, gentlemen? Gentlemen, gentlemen.
Hold up, I'm sorry.
They don't love you like I love you.
Slow down, gentlemen.
They don't love you like I love you.
Go bumper, baby.
Beyonce tickets, $1,600 our producer just told us.
How much?
For some floor seats, $1,600.
Adam, call Live Nation right now and do Bumper Sings Beyonce, okay?
Oh my god.
Yeah, and I'll do it for, dude, I'll do it for half price, okay?
Bro, Bumper Sings Beyonce will sell out, okay?
Okay, I'll do it for half price.
Wow, that's cool.
Which would still be, what did I say, $1,600, like $800?
Nobody's going for it.
Yeah, I do it $800 a ticket.
Oh, who's going at $800?
Wait, $1,600.
Hold up.
They don't love you like I love you.
Slow down.
They don't love you like I love you.
Back up.
It's proofs in the pudding.
Wait, isn't they don't love you like I love you?
Isn't it from a different song?
Yeah.
They don't love you like I love you.
Wait.
Yeah, so she just took that from that.
That's maps.
Yeah, that's maps.
Yeah, that maps by,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cold War Kids.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right.
So Beyonce is going to charge you $1,600 to just sing a different version.
To listen to someone else's song.
Come on, Yacht.
Whoa, guys, stop.
Do not come at Beyonce.
Oh, hey, you know what?
You know what?
Guys, if you can turn it down, I'd like to talk to Beyonce, who I know is listening.
Bro, I'm being down.
Who I know is listening right now.
Okay, please turn it down.
Okay.
Hey, Yacht.
I thought we had a thing.
Remember that time that we were all side staged together, watching title of the creator.
Oh, I remember that.
You're supposed to be all the way down.
I'm supposed to be talking to Beyonce right now.
Ron Howard was there, dude.
Sorry.
And all of a sudden we smelt this delicious like cotton candy-esque smell.
And we were like, what is there a cotton candy machine on the side of the stage?
What's going on?
And then all of a sudden these giant men came on stage.
And we're like, why are these men blocking our view?
They're seven feet tall.
And then Beyonce showed up.
Yeah.
And it was like time stood still.
And I held you in such regard, Yacht.
And then when I wanted to shell out my duckets to come watch you perform as an average Joe,
it's $1,600 bucks, Yacht.
Wow, dude.
Wow, dude.
That's supply and demand right there, though.
That's all that is.
Yeah.
Who are you trying to get?
Can we come back yet?
You can come back.
Yeah.
You guys are more than welcome to come back.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah.
Hello.
Hey, hey, hey.
It was getting like, I was going to go run an errand.
That was weird, dude.
You went off on her, bro.
Oh, sorry, dude.
I don't know.
Yeah.
You didn't hear what I had to say.
What did you say?
A lot of interesting stuff about how I'm disappointed that she has charged you too much for her
tickets, dude.
Well, what do you expect?
Wait.
What's a higher price ticket?
What's a higher price ticket?
WrestleMania or Beyonce?
Because they're both at SoFi.
I'm going to say it's Beyonce.
It's Beyonce, dude.
Yeah.
WrestleMania is, yeah.
It's like a fucking nickel.
Different target demo.
I feel like WrestleMania is a hard ticket to get, though.
It's a hard ticket to get.
It's not $1,600, though.
No way.
Well, to me, I'm like, who do you want coming to your shows if for $1,600, you just want
a bunch of rich folks who actually don't love your music?
They don't love you like I love you.
I love you.
Yeah.
They don't hold up.
They don't love you like I love you.
Okay.
Hey, this is actually an interesting thing you're bringing up.
Do you think when you like really...
A thing.
This is a thing.
A subject, a talking point.
By the way, I love that you preface it this way.
Oh yeah?
What's interesting, Blake?
Dude, this is an interesting thing.
Okay.
So do you feel like when you really break your bank to go and do some shit, does that make
you enjoy it more?
Like you're like, we had the best time.
Okay.
This is interesting.
No.
Yeah.
Okay.
This is interesting because you don't drop too grand and go to Beyonce and then leave
going like, eh, it was all right.
You tell everybody you was fucking fantastic.
It was the best night of our lives.
I don't think I do.
Whether you tell everyone or what you actually felt like at the show, those are two different
things.
If you're the type of person that's willing to leave and lie, then yeah, Blake, I guess
you do go and tell everyone.
I'm saying Disneyland, it goes off of this mind state.
Shut up.
Shut up to Disney.
You bring seven people, your whole family to Disneyland.
Everybody's 300 bucks ahead.
You come out of there like, happiest place in the fucking world, dude, best place on
earth.
Yeah, you have to.
Yeah, you do.
Relatable.
Yeah, but if it cost $50, you would still be like, holy shit, that was awesome.
I'd be like, back in the day when you'd go to see a concert and it cost $5 to get in.
Sure.
And then the band blew you out the fucking water.
You're still going to leave going like, holy shit, last night was the fucking best.
If it was great.
Right.
Yeah, but I'm saying when you pay that big, big guap, you're kind of like setting yourself
up for like, yeah, there's going to be an epic night, no matter what happens.
You have to say that.
You have to come into it that way.
You do.
Whether you say that or believe that.
It's two different things.
Yes.
I believe you have to say, you are like trying to convince yourself, but then if you go and
I have no problem saying I wasted money doing something and it wasn't worth it.
Yeah.
Me too.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay.
See, I think the more money I spend, the more I drink the Kool-Aid of fun.
Well, because you don't want to feel like a Mark, but at the same time, you also want
to know the worth of your dollar and fucking call it out when it sucks.
You can convince yourself that you are a Mark.
Well, I am.
I'll tell you a good example.
Like I went to the finals game for the Warriors when Toronto beat them like last game in Oakland.
Okay.
This is interesting.
This is an interesting thing.
I paid a big amount of money.
I brought my brother.
I feel like in total, it was like maybe around $7,000 or something for both of us.
And we lost and it was like, we had to come out like.
But that was history.
We were part of history though.
That's cool.
But it was terrible.
It was terrible.
No.
I would be like, God damn it.
It was the worst.
Yeah.
No.
That sucks, dude.
Yeah.
Let's go.
I'm glad.
Yeah.
Kyle, what is happening there?
Yeah.
Kyle's on some dogma shit.
He's making the eyebrows for his camera.
I'm trying to fix his flair.
So Hollywood Minute, everyone.
I'm going back to my grip roots.
This is a Hollywood Minute because there's a light shining in the corner.
Kyle found Jesus.
He's getting taken up to heaven.
Yeah.
There we go.
There.
Look at that grip.
Look at that grip.
Do you see what I fixed that with?
Look at this.
Oh my God.
I fixed that with this.
Oh my God.
He's a paper.
Yeah.
I'm fixing it.
He does it all.
So to people listening at home.
Yeah.
It's not a, this is a visual thing.
Tune into YouTube, smash that bell.
Tune into YouTube to see Kyle's.
Tune into YouTube.
Check it out.
Yeah.
It's too much.
It's too much.
Smash that bell.
I think, Blazer, to speak to your, very interesting.
This is interesting, right?
So, right?
This is interesting, right?
This is an interesting thing.
Honestly, I'm glad you said how interesting it was, Jersey, because I've been thinking
it.
To speak to this.
The move is- Please speak to it.
This is interesting for a game that you're about to spend money on.
Because it's a win or lose to 50-50, right?
You gotta pad things around it.
True.
Yonsei's gonna put on a show.
The team might lose.
Yeah.
Yonsei's a win-win.
Win-win.
That's not what I'm talking about.
That's not what I'm talking about.
What I'm saying is you gotta go with good people.
So like, it's about, it's about the bonding.
You gotta go to maybe a dinner beforehand?
More money.
Right?
More money.
Yeah.
Make it a little bit more of a thing.
Yeah.
Right.
But it helps, because if the show sucks and you're behind a pole or something, bad seats.
Well, bad seats, fuck bad seats, bro.
Well, there's somebody next to you that's just funky.
Yes.
Yeah.
Or who's just really, it's singing all of Beyonce's songs and you're like, I came
here for the, if I'm sitting next to you, you're bummed, you're bummed, dude, because
I'm like-
Adam, I think sitting next to you, you're like, I'm the only one that can sing in our
area.
Am I correct?
Hold up.
Wait, but that guy who's singing spent $2,000.
Let him live, man.
Let him sing every word.
True.
I know, but then you're sitting right next to him and I'm ruining the show for you,
Blake.
Aren't you a little butthurt by that or no?
I didn't say anything about somebody singing.
I'm saying like a pole.
So do you say, hey, bro, stop singing or do you-
No, you let him sing.
It's a concert.
It's a concert.
Well, no, I'm not because I'm the one singing, so I would just join him.
You're at a concert.
You're at a concert.
Sing away.
Dude, swing away, Meryl.
Yeah, I would join him.
No, sometimes you got to shut the fuck up and then let Beyonce do it.
Come on.
What?
No, you can sing.
Well, that's the opposite of what you just said one minute ago, Blake.
Yeah, I know.
I'm flip-flopping.
Oh, okay.
This is interesting.
Yeah, this is interesting.
Okay, that's interesting.
Now, why did you feel the need to flip-flop?
This is an interesting thing.
This is why, for me, live music is hit or miss because it's not your experience.
It's a collective experience and you got to be ready to be collecting some fucking
garbage.
Yeah, well, that's why you go to a nice dinner.
I love that you used to, I feel like you have come around a little bit on live music because
I remember back in the day, yes, you saying how much you hated it and then you went to
a, the year was like 2006 or 2007 and you went to a killer's concert and I remember
you coming back and being like, I've changed my mind on live music.
It was a transcendent experience and we're like, what does transcendent mean?
Yeah, it's cool.
The killers did it.
The killers did it.
Here's what it was.
It was like a New Year's bash or something on like the Sony lot or the Paramount lot
or something.
Paramount.
Dang, dude.
You fancy, huh?
Okay.
Yeah.
Vinnie Che style.
No, no, no.
It wasn't like a cool invite.
This is before everything.
What do you mean?
Right, okay.
You snuck in.
You snuck in like that.
Yeah.
What are you doing there?
Yeah, there's a fact.
And so they were just throwing a party there to make money, like whatever.
Live show.
Okay.
Sick butthole.
So somebody got tickets.
We went and they got, they got a lot of songs, you know, lie hits.
They do.
It was only a kiss.
But after the show, it was a fucking terrifying mob.
I saw like, like people just pushing towards the gate and you're like, this is thousands
of people pushing.
You got like a little scary.
I saw.
You were like, hold up.
You little people get like, put like hoisted out.
Wait, wait.
Like children or like.
No.
Little people.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Why, what, how do you describe them?
What are you?
Little people.
What do you say?
That's right.
I just say, yeah.
Yeah.
Little people.
Yeah.
Human Ewoks.
Just clarification.
It's okay to clarify, right?
It's okay to clarify.
I say human Ewoks.
Adams is human Ewoks.
And to be fair.
Like I got you.
That's who was in the Ewoks.
Hold up.
Bottoms.
Is that bad?
Bottoms?
No way.
Willow.
So they were like getting trampled and I saw people like hoisting them up onto like
things.
That's scary.
And that made it shitty again.
So that's why they call them the Killers.
The Killers put on a good show, but.
But you never liked that because I remember, I went to a lot of concerts when I was 16,
17, 18.
Yeah.
And I would go like a few times a week to different shows and I loved that.
I loved getting squished and I love like having to squeeze out or like getting stuck
in the pit and there's like a fully grown man.
This was people screaming.
This was people screaming.
Yeah.
Yeah.
When it's like a mass movement like Derz is describing where it's like they're all
rushing towards the door or something like that shit is fucking freaky.
If you're in the pit.
If you're in the pit.
But when you're 16, it's kind of fun.
When you're, I understand.
No, I never liked that.
I never liked it.
Okay.
Now Derz doesn't seem like a pit guy.
Yeah.
I don't, I don't like that.
I love the pits.
But I don't love, I don't love big check hands.
Yeah.
I don't love when shit is supposed to be working properly and then it goes awry and then people
are pushing.
I don't like that.
That scares the fuck out of me.
Oh, wow.
I don't like it either.
That's not very punk rock of you.
Wow.
Wait, what do you mean?
I feel like when you go to a public space, you, you, there's a certain contract where
like you look out for people.
Right.
Okay.
And as an adult, I 100% agree.
I don't like that anymore either.
But I find it interesting that you never liked the chaos of it because especially, especially
when I was younger, I really enjoyed the chaos of like the after show, like some crazy
shit's going to go down, you know, I thrive in the chaos.
Yeah.
It was exciting.
You go in the parking lot, people are fighting and you're like, oh, this is, this is kind
of tight.
Yeah.
It is, it is kind of chaotic.
Yeah.
You find someone's gun.
You grab it.
You start to hold.
What?
Yeah.
Hold up.
Okay.
Okay.
So, I have a real like first date question.
This is interesting.
Okay.
This is interesting.
Interesting thing.
Allow me to really make this podcast quite interesting.
I think we're the guys for this question.
What's your, what's the best concert you've ever been to in your life?
Oh, and why is that a first date question?
That's a good first date question.
Like a conversation starter.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's okay.
Yeah.
I would say, yo, what's, what's the greatest concert you've ever seen in your life?
That's a good first icebreaker.
I was like, this is a weird conversation to have in a Hooters.
Yeah.
I'm like, how am I supposed to talk over the music at Spearmit Rhino on my first date?
Why are we talking about the Grand Les?
I think, I think I know my most transcendent moment at a, at a concert.
I know that too.
Okay.
Yes.
I know what it is.
That's not what I asked, but I would like to hear this.
Yeah.
This is interesting.
You said first concert ever?
No, this is interesting.
Wait, did you ask?
What was the question you asked?
That shit's important.
No, it was your, just your first concert.
It's just supposed to be.
No, it's, no, your best con, your, your, the best concert you've ever seen.
Okay.
Okay.
So I did.
Yeah.
That's fine.
Okay.
Well, then that could be the same.
It's transcendent.
Your first, best, most transcendent.
My first, most best transcendent moment at any concert was watching Jack White fucking
shred.
Okay.
We had a duet with a fucking like 90 year old Theramen expert at Coachella.
Oh man.
Oh man.
It was.
Why did Kyle lead this off?
And we're back.
Oh my God.
I'm never going to see that again.
You might see it again.
I don't think so.
This dude was old.
The guy playing the Theramen was fucking old.
Uh, Theramen is that weird electronic where you move your hands and it's like, whew.
Yeah.
Yes.
Adam is right to explain what the instrument is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It also is a, it is pretty terrible sounding instrument.
It's like whew.
Yeah.
It's like to, it's like to explain it, Kyle.
Okay.
A Theramen is electronic device that it works in proximity.
So if your hand gets close to one of the bars, the metal bars, it'll quiet or make
it quieter or louder.
If your hand gets close to the other one, it goes louder and more high.
It goes high pitched, higher low pitched.
So it's like whew.
Thers is doing it.
It's basically, it's basically like if you have a microphone like that's feeding back
next to a speaker, like.
Right.
Admittedly, I love Jack White too.
I could see, you got to drink that Kool-Aid though.
If you're just a hip hop fan or something and you don't really fuck with Jack White
and you stumble over there, you're, you might be weirded out by that experience.
Yeah.
This was like the high point of a fucking ripping set, dude.
Like if you're, if you're into Jack White's guitar, it was fucking ripping, dude.
I'm team Jack White all the way.
Yeah.
He fucking rocks.
He's like, I just played the guitar to the best of anybody's ability.
Now listen to this terrible instrument from this 90 year old dude.
Yeah.
That was the strangest part is it was like, it actually worked with the way that he, it
was really wild.
Dude, this was Coachella main stage.
I bet.
I would say a vampire genius.
It was transcendent.
You were zoning.
You were zoning.
You were transcended.
Well, fuck yeah.
You were fully transcended.
What drugs were you on?
Mushrooms.
Okay.
And we're back.
Mushrooms and weed, bro.
That's cool, bro.
I believe my transcendent moment because that's what we're talking about, right?
That was the question.
This is interesting.
This is an interesting thing was, ah, damn, I'm blanking on the name of the arcade fire.
Oh, dude.
Yes.
Yeah.
At Bonnaroo.
And we were all there together and it was right when workaholics had just come out.
So it was the first time like, that was a really crazy Bonnaroo because I felt like
we were in LA, the show came out in April, Bonnaroo is June or July, I think June.
And so it's only been out a few months and none of us had really left LA and LA people
are like cool and they'll be like, oh, shit.
And don't like us.
Yeah.
And they hate us.
You know, people are like, oh, cool, this show and we're like, oh, we're getting recognized
a little bit.
But that Bonnaroo was insane.
And then arcade and so I kept getting past joints and I smoked every one of them that
came my way and I probably did eight or nine joints and then arcade fire put on a hell
of a show.
And I remember just like spinning through the crap, literally, beautiful, like literally
arms outspinning literally like I lost you guys and I just was like, and just spun like
a fucking top through the crowd.
Yeah.
There are some magical moments during like festivals, like when it's all winding down
where I've had like just like walking through like the massive field, all the shit, all
the people that shit on the ground and piss everywhere and all the trash.
Yeah.
Magical.
Stop to take a shit real quick.
It's a beautiful.
What you're describing is dehydration.
Yeah.
Arcade fire though.
Arcade fire.
You're just like hallucinating.
The colors are really popping when you're super high on drugs.
You're peeking.
You're peeking.
Yeah.
Everybody else is like passed out in the grass.
You're like, they're really going to sleep here tonight.
Oh, fuck.
That sucks for them.
Right.
They're going to wake up in the grass.
Oh my god.
There's what was yours.
Was it the killers?
Was that your favorite concert ever?
No, sorry.
Excuse me.
It might have been his only concert.
This is interesting.
Yeah.
All those festivals were cool.
I mean, I remember breaking into that church.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Was that South by Southwest?
Yeah.
Man, I haven't been there in a while.
And this is the classic because I think it's Adam's worst concert going experience and
maybe my favorite.
Because it was a very small instrument.
There was a church.
Dude, it was late.
Me and Kyle broke in and then let you guys in the side.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's go see.
It was two yards opening for...
Twin Shadow?
Twin Shadow opening for James Blake.
James Blake.
That's right.
And James Blake didn't come on till like one.
I think.
Really late.
I think we came late, me and Blake, and we came and met you guys just for James Blake.
And by that time it was one o'clock and we'd been drinking since like 10 a.m. and I remember
and we're in a church and it's not like a rock show where you're like up and moving and
getting energy.
You're sitting in pews.
Yes.
So.
We were on the floor when we got there, right?
Oh, is that right?
Yeah.
Just sitting like cross-legged on the floor.
And then as people left, we sat in the pews.
Yeah.
I remember going backstage in that show somehow, like going...
Right?
Like what the fuck happened?
Don't want to make...
They thought you were the preacher.
We snuck in the back of this church like a door open and we got in.
Me and Ders used to just walk places at festivals and be like, this is...
We're supposed to be here.
Do you remember when we used to walk places, dude?
This is interesting.
This would pick up a ladder and you could get in anywhere.
We used to just get in.
This is interesting.
Yeah.
And I remember not...
That was one of my least favorites because I was so drunk and tired and admittedly I didn't
know much James Blake and it was so...
If that was like to start the concert off, like to start like the weekend off, I'd be
like, wow, this is tight.
If I'm just a little stoned and it's like in the middle of the afternoon when I'm not
blackout drunk, I'd be like, this is great.
I thought it was so late and I was so tired and drunk.
I was...
And James Blake is a mood, right?
Yes, he's definitely a mood.
And you really got to be like, oh, this is the shit.
And you're watching something that you didn't think could be performed live, performed live,
especially like the drumming.
Yeah, that was the sickest part.
The like off-sync drumming.
The dude...
Yeah.
I was like, how is he doing this?
What was drumming?
That was wild.
Great drummer.
And I was like, hated it.
But Twin Shadow was dope.
And then before that, Tune Yards was doing like a one woman pedal show.
I remember that.
I was like, I've never seen anything like that.
Yeah, dude.
Like looping it and shit.
That was like some of the first times I saw that, that like loop shit was kind of sick.
Now I feel like people kind of started doing that, but...
The loop shit's dope.
Yeah.
I feel like I saw Reggie Watts do that shit in like 04.
Yeah.
Reggie Watts was a king.
Hey, shout out to Reggie Watts.
Big shout out.
He's a king of the loop.
Yes, sir.
Yeah.
He's a king of the loop.
King of the loop, man.
Okay, you guys...
But that was such a small, intimate show.
Like I was saying, I was with my guys.
Oh, yeah.
I love you.
I love you, Durst.
I love you.
And we broke...
We snuck in.
Had a good dinner?
Did we have a good dinner?
Probably.
Yeah, we had great dinners at Austin.
Yeah.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, it's Austin, baby.
Yeah.
You know, we had some Salt Lick.
And but this, we were coming from Yellow Wolf, right?
Well, yeah, that's what I'm wondering.
Is this after or before Yellow?
Yeah.
Yeah.
My block shit.
We went to Yellow...
Me and you, you were like, I want to go to Yellow Wolf.
I'm like, boy, I'm with you.
I'm wet.
I just want to party.
Hey, Kyle, are you bummed that Yellow Wolf didn't transcend?
I'm fine with it.
I'm good.
I got everything I needed out of it.
That he didn't become like Post Malone.
Like Post Malone is now like one of the biggest artists in the world.
For sure.
And when they started, you were like, yeah, Post Malone, Yellow Wolf.
You kind of put them in the same camp.
They were neck and neck, weren't they?
And is it just because they were both white guys with tattoos on their face?
White Southern.
Oh, I never have done that before.
I've never put them in the same...
I grew people together by races.
Yes, me too.
Me too.
I've never put them in the same boat.
I just want to party.
Oh, really?
I guess they are both white.
Yeah.
I never got it.
Is it Machine Gun Kelly Moorakin to Yellow Wolf than Post Malone?
Yeah, I think so.
I think so.
Wow, look at you guys.
I know white rappers, period.
Oh, well, yeah, I guess you probably are right.
And then once again, he eclipsed Yellow Wolf.
Right.
He was bigger at MGK or Post Malone.
Everlast was Godfather White.
I just want to party.
I mean, now Machine Gun...
Yeah, because he's a movie star.
Machine Gun Kelly is a movie star now, though.
He's got movies.
Yeah, but kind of.
No, he's got starring movies.
Well, he's got movies.
I don't know if he's a star of them.
Dude, he was in Bird Box, dude.
Was he?
Was he Bird Box?
I think so, wasn't he?
Like in the kitchen?
I think you're right.
I think he was like...
He's like a renegade.
Pull it up.
He was like, I'll be in this, but I got a rewrite idea.
Wait, did they make a Bird Box too or what?
Because I need another one, baby.
Give me that.
Cat Box.
What?
Wasn't that about like the end of the world?
Yeah, where you couldn't open your eyes.
I'm like, OK.
Yeah.
So good.
What a great concept.
You're not allowed to look.
A week later, it was like you can't make a noise.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
For the quiet place.
Yeah, quiet place.
You can't watch it.
Now it's like you're not allowed to watch it.
Yeah, that's what it is in The Last of Us.
Yeah.
The HBO.
Right.
That's based on a video game that I never played.
That looks like it's probably fucking cool.
Didn't know it was a video game until right now.
Yeah.
People claim it to be like the best video game ever.
Dude, I'm getting back into video games.
I just was playing Call of Duty.
I'm getting like...
Oh, yeah?
This is interesting.
Yeah.
I was like, I was just like, you know what?
I got some downtime.
I've wanted to play.
I've wanted to smoke weed and play more video games in my life.
The drugs make me cool.
And so I've been smoking a lot of weed and playing a lot of Call of Duty, and it's great.
That's awesome.
And if you guys want to get Call of Duty, get a PS5, get Call of Duty, and we can play together,
that'd be fantastic.
I'd love that for us.
Dude, it really is fun.
Can I just log on and not play but smoke with you guys?
Yeah, you guys just getting killed all the time.
Kyle just ducks in like the corner of the level, just in a fucking drop by a drop box.
And then I'm just getting to roast all night with you guys while you play and just hang
out.
That'd be sick.
Because I've been smoking a fuck ton of weed too ever since, like so much.
Nice, dude.
Okay.
Wow, what?
Something's in the air.
Ever since the movie was pulled.
Something's in the air, dude.
Yeah, it's like, wow, just smoke weed all day.
Wait, what?
Smoke weed all day.
What happened?
Yeah.
The movie's over.
Hunters.
Our movie was pulled.
Yeah, we would have been shooting it right now.
I'm still gonna send it.
Freaking suck.
I've been gaining weight for the role though.
Oh, shit.
Keep it up.
You're telling me how it should work out.
All the photos just got back from that trip I went on, the Indonesia trip.
Yes, dude, they're starting to drop.
I like them.
Dude, I'm like, everyone in the group is like a fucking athlete.
Like, Sean White was there.
Nina Dobrev, it was her birthday.
They're both in phenomenal shape.
And I just look like a bowl of mashed potatoes.
She's not posting that many pictures of you.
I'm like...
Yeah, you don't look like a bowl of mashed potatoes.
He's balancing it out.
You're okay.
Come on.
I can't stop eating.
She hasn't posted that many of me.
I think she is politely going, maybe he wouldn't want that one.
Right.
I think she tagged one that it wasn't even you.
But the bro's face was blocked by a rope.
She's like, no, Adam was here.
Adam was here.
It was here.
That's him, the one with the abs.
It wasn't me.
Did you go shopping for linens and stuff before you went?
Or did you already own linens like the rest of us?
Yeah, I upped my linen game because it was muggy as fuck.
You had to have the linens and things.
Minens are the shit, man.
Is that where you went linens and things?
I went linens and things.
It's nothing but bed sheets around my neck.
Bro shops at Bed Bath and Beyond.
Just throw a pillowcase on and cut holes at it.
No bullshit.
I love Bed Bath and Beyond.
Are they fucking closing?
I think it's kind of RIP, right?
I heard they're done, bro.
No, linens and thing is done.
No, Anders.
I heard BBB, BB and B.
I think it's done.
Oh, Bed Bath and Beyond.
Bed Bath and Beyond is going to the great beyond.
Yeah, it's bye-bye to the beyond.
It's bye-bye.
That's what I just heard from my grandma.
My grandma just told me.
Well, that's a bummer because they have everything.
You can get fucking toothpaste holders, back rubbers, Australian licorice.
I know.
I know, man.
It's a huge bummer.
This is a big loss.
Water trash.
Dyson fans.
Exactly.
It's not big lots.
Is that just because of Amazon?
Amazon has ruined that because now everyone's just like,
fuck, I'll just get a...
Okay, this is an interesting thing.
Yeah, this is an interesting thing.
This is a good first date question.
What's your favorite Bed Bath and Beyond item?
Yeah.
Go.
Rugs, dude.
I've never been inside of one.
I don't know.
I've never been in...
You've never been in a Bed Bath and Beyond?
No.
Get there.
Oh, my.
Get there, brother.
You've got to go before they close.
Dude, get there.
And livestream it, please.
This is content.
Okay, what should I get when I go there?
What's the beyond section about?
Bro.
Dude, you'll see.
You're going to be so overwhelmed.
You're going to be like, do I need new pillows?
Do I need plates?
As long as it hasn't been picked over.
Well, I can't even go to the grocery store because, you know, like I said just a minute
ago, I like to smoke a little weed and then run my errands.
Okay.
This is what I used to do all the time.
I smoke weed and go to BB&B.
And then you go there and then you're there for like two hours and you realize you just
bought Greek yogurt and nothing that you actually came there for and you're like, well, what
the fuck?
No.
You're not going to have that issue at Bed Bath and Beyond because 98% of the stuff that's
on the shelves, you need.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a hungry thing.
It's as simple as that.
Yeah.
That's true.
Hungry thing is that.
That's my guy Hungry thing.
They told me the hungry thing.
Gobble, gobble, bitch.
I'm living in a nightmare.
You got to go to Bed Bath.
You got to go before it's gone, dude.
You have to experience it.
I think it's probably been pretty picked over though.
Don't you think?
Yeah.
They've announced it like and they're not resupplying.
It's probably picked over.
Yo, no bullshit.
I went to one right after like the My Pillow Guy controversy.
I don't even know what the fuck it was.
Yeah.
I went to Pillows for 99 cents and I was there looking for Pillows and I was like.
Swoop, swoop, swoop.
Or maybe it was 199.
It was 199.
It was something like hilarious.
They were like liquidating.
So what was the controversy there?
The controversy was just he was a Trump guy?
Yeah.
I don't even know what his deal was.
He went lunatic.
He went lunatic.
He was selling a cure to COVID, I think.
Okay.
He knows Pillows and cures to COVID.
Something along those lines that like a something for COVID that like either prevented it or
helped you after you got it that wasn't proved.
And they went on like a, you know, CNN and it was like, well, this is what happens on
CNN.
I can't wait for the guys to crawl in our DM and be like, it actually fucking works.
And how about you quit spreading misinformation?
Water trash.
It's called my vaccine.
Yeah.
Hey, this is interesting.
This is an interesting thing.
This is an interesting thing.
There's nothing Beyonce, baby.
Oh, that's a title.
That's our title.
That's our title.
But I should have gotten a pillow because they must be good.
Everybody likes the pillows or are they buying them because they're just like, this is Christian
or what the fuck?
I don't know.
Because the dude rocks a nice cross hanging off the neck at the commercials.
He does.
Yeah.
He's for sure.
He got that Christian energy, which we rock with over here for sure.
Over where?
Where are you?
Where are you?
Right here, bro.
At my household.
Oh, really?
Everybody could turn it down.
I'd like to talk to Jesus Christ right now.
All right.
My Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, thank you for the sacrifice, brother.
All right.
Turn it up.
Okay.
I don't like being left alone with Jesus.
Wow.
That was scary.
That was scary.
I don't like being left alone with Jesus.
Blake, real question.
Since you just said that you rock with Jesus so hard.
When was the last time you went to church?
This is interesting.
Oh, man.
I hate that question.
I hate that question because I feel bad.
I feel bad, man.
It's been a minute.
I would like to attend.
What day would you go?
Random day or holiday?
How long is a minute in your household that really fucks with Jesus?
How long is a minute?
Damn.
Shit.
Last time I went to a fucking church.
Damn.
Also calling it fucking church.
Damn.
Fuck.
There's something happening.
How hard are you rocking with Jesus?
How hard are you really rocking with Jesus in your household?
And how long is one minute?
I'm really trying to remember the last time I went to church.
Is Jesus like skateboarding for you?
Where it's like really part of your life but also kind of not at all?
Hey, man.
Yeah.
Also sort of not at all.
You want people to think.
You want people to think.
It's more of an identity thing.
Yeah.
Jesus was a skater.
Jesus was the first skateboarder.
Okay.
Yeah.
Christ there.
You didn't play Tony Hawk.
Come on, man.
Oh, true.
True.
Fair enough.
Yeah.
No, it's been a long time for me too.
But I didn't say that I'm like really fucking with Jesus that hard.
Right.
You didn't say that.
I didn't say that.
So it's, but it has been.
We almost went this year for Christmas.
Why?
Just for like the ritual.
Yeah.
Oh, the ritual.
Yeah.
You're like, you're supposed to be like, don't you worship like pagan gods and shit?
Don't worry.
I would have been drawing in the bot bowls or something.
You know how they got those little pencils?
Yeah.
That tiny little golf pencils.
All I used to do in church was just take those little pencils and then in like the columns
on the side of the Bible, I would just like draw like guys with eyeballs hanging out.
Dude, my mom used to clean the church because my mom like cleaned homes and stuff.
Right.
When I was a kid and she got the gig of cleaning the church.
The house of God.
And dude, the amount of weird shit that you would find like full used condoms.
Yeah.
Tons of used condoms.
No, we found like full bags of Doritos and shit and fungions like full bags.
That's not that weird.
Were you helping your mom?
Yeah.
I'd help my mom quite a bit.
All right.
That's cool.
Yeah.
She paid me, but I'm not doing this.
She's nice.
I saw me.
Dude, I love how he's like, I actually paid her.
I turned into a business.
She works for me after a couple of months.
She actually paid me in Doritos.
Yeah.
It was like crazy the amount of shit that you would find and like full on sketches
like a kid you could tell just like wasn't going to sit at church unless he could draw
or like.
Well, they had a little at my church, they had like note cards and name tags.
So you could spend the whole like service like working on your name tag.
Right.
So it's a very corporate type church that you went to.
Yeah.
It was just like, hello, my name is.
Fuck it.
Hello, my name is.
I think it's for new members.
Right.
You hope to not wear one every time.
My name is.
Did you write Slim Shady?
Yeah.
Please tell me you wrote Slim Shady.
I think I was out of the church by the time I would have thought about that.
My first communion name was my name is Jonas.
What does that mean?
Wait.
What is first communion name?
That was a Weezer reference.
Weezer.
That was Weezer.
Oh, you guys aren't Catholic.
You don't fuck with Jesus like I do.
Like how Catholic fuck with Jesus.
Yeah.
Fuck off, bro.
You're going to hell now.
No.
I don't.
Yeah.
First communion.
I don't know.
It's some shit.
We had to take a bunch of classes and then you have to be confirmed in the eyes of
the Lord.
And so.
Okay.
By the way, my mom taught these classes.
My mom doesn't know shit about the Bible.
Nor did she study.
Your mom was in it.
Nor did she study up.
She just like.
Yeah.
Did the classes.
I'll read this part and then none of us would read it.
Your mom is definitely just like, if you just be nice and you're getting into heaven.
Just yeah, just be nice to each other.
And yeah.
Was this like sixth grade?
I wanted to say it was a little bit late.
Yeah.
Maybe seventh grade.
Yeah.
Seventh grade like that.
Because I feel like I got confirmed because they were like, you know, this is the year
you get confirmed when I was still going to like.
Were you Catholic?
No, but it was, I don't know.
It was something.
I think they were fucking around with car information.
First communion.
That's Catholic.
First communion.
Second grade.
And that is yeah.
Yeah.
That's when you're Catholic.
I just remember being like, all right, well, let's get it over with.
I'll go first and like had to speak at the church, like in front of everybody.
And then like everybody afterwards is like, essentially like welcome aboard.
And then none of the other kids did it after me.
And I was like, I thought we had to do this.
Yeah.
Welcome aboard.
What the fuck is going on?
Well, I mean, it doesn't, if you didn't grow up Catholic, I don't think you had to do
it.
Assumed that you had to do it.
Huh?
I don't know.
The Sunday School of Teachers, I think we're like, okay, so this is the year you sign up
here.
And I was like, you're like, ah, fine.
All right, dude.
Whatever.
Yeah.
First is the worst.
This is interesting.
This is an interesting thing.
This is a good first date question.
What was your first communion name?
But I don't have a name.
So you had a name?
You have a, yeah, you have like your, how do you have to pick a name?
Huge asshole.
Because that's your name.
I don't know.
I don't know anything about it because my mom was the teacher.
We didn't learn anything.
And Barry McCockiner, I just picked my name is Jonas from that Weezer song.
My name is Jonas.
Right.
That's tight.
I'm assuming maybe like that's the name when you get to heaven.
Like there's a book and then they look up your communion name and they're like, my name
is Jonas.
You're good, bro.
Get in here.
Next to the sweater song.
Blake.
My name is Jonas.
Not just Jonas.
Yeah.
Come on in.
I remember when I was a little kid, like as a young Catholic boy, we had to confess.
Oh, go ahead.
Yeah.
And I confess that I didn't really, I was having a hard time believing and the priest
just goes, yeah, just do it.
Just fake it.
Just, just.
And he told me to fake it.
What?
And he goes, yeah, just fake it.
And the longer you fake it, you'll end up believing.
And I'm like, oh.
And I remember thinking like that makes total sense, by the way.
I mean, yeah, but like that's shitty advice.
Yeah.
That's how that gets us into a lot of trouble, dude.
Fake it till you make it.
Yeah.
That's just shitty advice.
That makes total sense.
It's, it makes total sense.
It's great advice.
Yeah.
If you don't like, that's great advice.
Essentially, that is how it works.
You just sort of like go, your parents make you go until one day you're like, yeah,
I've been going for so long, I know no other ways.
I'm in.
Let's get it tatted.
I'm in.
And what was he faking?
What was he faking?
I don't know.
What are you doing?
Do you love him?
What was this?
2020?
What kind of mask was he wearing?
He's like, what you do is you just pretend you're not the person you really are.
And you just march on through.
Deep down who you really are.
Wipe your chin and go back.
Okay.
I'll see you out there.
Come on, dude.
Come on.
Come on, Anders.
Slow blow, dude.
Yeah.
Slow blow.
You're confirmed.
Don't you dare ever say that again.
That is true.
I'm so sorry.
And you're confirmed.
And you've been confirmed.
And you've been confirmed.
You know what I am actually pretty mad about is that I have not attended a church in Los
Angeles.
I bet it's way different than where we came from.
Dude, I know it's different.
Dude, you've never been to a church.
I've been to church with your homie, Teddy, multiple times.
In LA?
Thank you, guys.
Where did you do that?
In LA?
What the hell?
Yeah, when we all live together.
Really?
Teddy would go to church?
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
The plot?
Yeah.
Why didn't you all tell us?
We went, I think, on Easter at least once.
I want to say we went twice.
Cool.
In one day?
Wow.
Several, you know, a year apart or whatever on Easter.
You weren't specific.
You weren't specific.
Yeah, they gave out crackers, bro.
They were hungry.
They gave out crackers.
Yeah.
All the crackers, all that juice.
Yeah.
Wee goo wee.
Hella juice.
It's juice on your chin.
Adam, do you remember where you guys went in LA?
If that was in LA?
No.
I don't.
Okay.
It wasn't one of those, like, Hollywood ones where I bet there's so many chicks at them.
Was it Mosaic?
No.
Dude, I drive past Mosaic all the time because I live right over there.
Which one's Mosaic?
Mosaic is, like, the cool one on Hollywood in La Brea.
Yeah.
They, like, put up a big-ass Christmas tree and shit and, like, people take selfies in
front of it.
Yeah.
Huge Christmas tree.
There's billboards for it.
That one there looks just kind of hot as fuck, like, just hot as hot as fuck.
It's essentially everybody fresh off the boat from wherever they move from, and they're
like, I'm an actor, I'm here, we're mixing it up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Brothers and sisters.
Okay.
It's a fuckfest.
It's right across the street from the acting school Leslie Conn.
That's right.
Shout out.
Hollywood Minute.
Right now.
Hollywood Minute.
Dang.
We used to be able to park over there, right?
That's where you would park for Leslie.
That's right.
If you, Ders, Adam, you both did, like, acting classes, right?
Yeah.
I keep saying her name.
It's weird you even have to ask.
You can't tell.
Yeah, you can't tell.
Yeah, yeah.
I noticed that you didn't take acting classes, Blake.
It's a certain caliber that comes out of Leslie Conn.
He's a bagel.
I'm real as a guest, bro.
I can't act.
I can't act.
I can only be real, brother.
Yeah.
Here's what you do.
Just pretend.
And then you'll believe.
Leslie Conn was pretty- Hollywood Minute.
It was cool.
It was cool because you ended up knowing people from those classes that still work today.
Like I met, well, I knew Eric Andre before, but we got to know each other really well
from doing those acting classes.
Yeah.
I mean, dude.
And Eric Andre is one of the best actors I've ever met in my life.
That's right.
You're damn right.
Yeah.
God damn.
You know who was in my acting class?
And I'm going to fuck up his name because I don't know if it was the first name or the
last name or the last name.
Do you love him?
Farnsworth Bentley.
Oh, shit.
What did you say?
I didn't hear.
Farnsworth Bentley.
I think it's Farnsworth.
Is it?
Whatever.
Farnsworth Bentley.
Wait, is that the guy that used to hold the umbrella for Diddy?
Yeah.
He would like come over to my apartment and we'd like run lines with like three other people
from the class or whatever because that's the whole thing.
You got to like rehearse every day.
That was the annoying part of the classes.
I mean, I get it because it's a repetition.
It's getting you better, but it was one class once a week for like three hours or something.
And then $300.
God damn.
And then you had to rehearse with at least three or four members of your class, the scenes,
every day.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You'd have to go to somebody else's house and rehearse.
You found out real quick who was rich, right?
Right.
Right.
Oh, dude, that was the coolest part.
You'd go over to somebody's house and you're like, what?
And they're like, my husband is on some show.
I remember we went to this house in the Hollywood Hills and I was like, whoa, whoa, wait, whoa.
Yeah.
And they're like, can you chill?
Yeah.
Like always.
Your dad is Kevin Costner.
And they were serving their kids, which I know that you guys do this because you guys
are cool California people and, you know, we've been here for 25 years and I bet I will
do this too now.
Right.
But at the time I was in shock that they were serving their, it was like dinner time
and their kids were around and they served them sushi.
Right.
And they were like, what world are we living in that these children are not even, they're
eating sushi, but also liking it.
Right.
Right.
Bro, my mom still hasn't had sushi.
Yeah.
I love that.
Really?
My dad still hasn't had a fish taco.
Holding it down.
Would you look at that?
Incredible.
My dad, my dad finally, he's never liked it anytime, but he never really tries.
He only eats like the tempura shit.
And then we went to a really nice San Chigo in Newport Beach.
And it's a very nice sushi place.
It's kind of a hole in the wall, but they're fantastic.
It's like top notch.
Yeah.
That's always the case.
And then my dad was like, actually, for uncooked fish, that wasn't half bad.
Oh, right.
I'm like, yeah.
I know.
Yeah.
It's not.
Yeah.
You're right.
It's really good.
Has he ever had just like, what is it, spicy tuna on like the sticky rice things?
Like that's like a, that's like eating a cheeseburger.
Oh yeah.
That's the entry point right there.
I love spicy tuna, baby.
Well, we get them all the like, like Blake is still there, right?
Or do you, are do you fuck with?
He brings his own hot dogs.
He microwaves hot dogs.
Teriyaki.
Yeah.
Teriyaki only, bro.
For years, you were a Teriyaki chicken bowl guy forever.
And then you're a California roll guy forever.
Yeah.
Are you beyond that?
And then it's the Philly roll.
The Philly roll.
The cream cheese.
Yuck.
So good.
God, that stuff is nasty.
Oh, the big boy.
Yeah.
So what are you now?
Are you able, are you beyond that?
How's them taste buds take them?
I mean, yeah.
I mean, I can, I can do anything except for uni.
I don't eat uni.
Is that what it's called?
Okay.
What's uni?
I'm with that.
Is that the brown paste?
Yeah.
The brownish orange paste?
I think it is.
No, it's a, it's a urchin, I believe.
Oh yeah.
I don't like the urchin or the eels.
I don't know.
It's not a paste.
I think it's a urchin.
Yeah.
But what's the brown, orange-ish paste?
I think that is uni.
That's unari.
That's, that's inari, I think, right?
No.
I think it is uni.
I think it's a nasty.
It's not, it's not a paste.
I think it's urchin.
I don't think it's a paste.
How are you not going to give me points on a nasty?
Come on, dude.
Sorry.
I fell asleep at the wheel.
Yeah.
It is, it is the brown paste.
Uni is the brown paste.
I just looked it up.
That we're talking about, like the brownish, orange-ish paste.
And uni is actually the sex organ that produces rose.
Sometimes referred as the gonads.
No, sir.
I don't like it.
Or corals.
That is correct.
Damn.
Yeah, I don't fuck with that either.
Yeah.
No, I don't fuck with that.
I don't fuck with that.
You know what?
I started to fuck with those little orange balls.
Okay.
That's, that's row, right?
What is that?
Yeah.
That's the row.
Yeah.
That's a little salt bomb.
It's caviar.
Yeah.
This is the row.
That's what I thought it was.
It's caviar.
I thought they were eggs.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Because this might be on some dumb shit.
But I think caviar-
Might be interesting though.
It's interesting.
I think caviar is a very specific fish egg.
This is interesting.
This is an interesting thing.
Like salmon egg to be-
Caviar?
Caviar or something.
No.
I could be totally wrong.
I don't think so.
Yeah.
I think caviar is just fish eggs.
Because they describe the different kinds of caviar.
Oh, they're saying it's a sturgeon.
Sturgeon egg.
Sturgeon egg.
Is caviar.
Anything else is row.
Oh, okay.
I got you.
Anything else is row.
Only caviar?
But don't they call it like-
His mind is blown.
His mind is blown.
He's friction.
No, man.
I'm on some smart shit right now.
I'm on some smart shit.
I've heard caviar described like something, like blue something caviar.
Well, that would probably be blue sturgeon.
But it must be a type of sturgeon.
Maybe it's a grade.
Beluga?
Beluga?
Caviar?
Beluga.
Belugas or whale?
B-E-L-U-G-A.
No, I don't think belugas.
Yeah.
That's a mammal, bro.
Right?
Yeah.
Whale is a mammal.
Playboy.
Yes.
Dude, suck my dick.
They're very smart.
Hey, dude, suck my dick.
Whale is a beluga.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can somebody go to-
Is a beluga?
A mammal.
Dot com.
A beluga is a mammal.
A plant.
Baby beluga in the deep blue sea.
What a banger, by the way.
Yeah.
Is that Rafi?
Do you guys fuck with hand rolls?
I fuck with hand rolls.
Yeah.
I don't.
Dude, I'm just starting to fuck with hand rolls.
I love them.
Oh yeah, dude.
Do you guys ever just get the omakase?
That's what you do, too.
Wow, look at them go.
Look at them go.
That's what you do to expand your palette.
So you're not just ordering the same shit every time.
Okay.
Mr. Indonesia over here.
What up?
That's not Japanese.
Yes.
Yeah, not Japanese at all.
Very, very different.
He's just worldly.
He's worldly.
But omakase?
Omakase.
They just give you what they want to give you.
Yeah.
Yes.
That's the way you do it at a hand roll shop.
I like doing it that way, where it's like, you give me-
That's what I do at McDonald's.
I'm like, yo, whatever you want to give me, let me get it, bro.
That's called the omikase.
Thank you.
Give it.
That's points.
Points.
That's points.
Yes, points.
Worth giving it.
So when they get the omikase and they be like, they give you the apple pie.
Adam, when you do omakase- I have a pie that's delicious.
When you do the omakase and you get something that you don't love, you just power through.
Right?
Yeah.
Well, then they only give you one piece of it.
So.
Right.
That's the same.
You just say-
Yeah.
What you could tell them like, yo, I don't- I have a sushi spot that I go to regularly.
Right.
And then I-
Omakase.
You see the same guy all the time.
Oh, he's the homie.
So you just you say like yo, I don't like this one right and then the next time he does the your omakase
He won't they're so good at remembering. They just won't put that they got a memory
Right, but is that that is that still omakase then if it's tailored now
It's kind of now. It's tailored to you. Well, yeah
No, they they sort of steer the ship because they still do other they try other things
But they they're sort of tailoring. No, I know but you know it's like if you had a dietary restriction, right?
It's like same but the idea the fundamental idea of it of being like you give me what you want. Yeah, but I don't like
Eel, I'll tell them. Yeah, maybe not. I hope radio. I think Adam
I think if you want it your way, you need to go to
If you want it your way, you need to go to what's he reading burger burger
You don't have it anymore. Oh, yes, I do
What?
So, yeah, if you want it your way, I think that you need to go
Wait
What the fuck is that we you guys have been talking about this for I don't know don't you watch football Adam
How have you avoided it? How have you avoided it? Yeah, I don't know the BK Burger King commercial
No, can I tell you guys something embarrassing? I haven't watched one game of football. Good job
I like I just don't care. Yeah, I don't care. That's good. That's dope. That's good
No, I I sign up. Yeah, fuck football football sucks. I hate football football football
I've been watching a lot of movies lately and playing a lot of video games, right? It's a video games
That's that's your screen time
Movies are bad now. Yeah, but I'm still I'm powering through there's still good movies that exist on all these streamers
And shows I'm watching a Blackbird right now, which admittedly not at all football. Yeah, come on, bro
But I I'm like a little jealous
I'm trying not to drink right now because I saw those photos of me in Indonesia and I'm like Jesus Christ rain it in
Dry January is over dry January's over baby. Yeah, but I didn't do dry January. He's doing a dry feb
It's the shortest. I'm not doing dry February. No, he's not. No, he's gonna be the fucking Bacchus, New Orleans
I'm gonna be the king of New Orleans. Oh, right. Yeah, so you just need to you need to just dry out
Oh, so he's getting photo ready for that
I'm gonna not drink until New Orleans and then I'm letting it all go. All right hard 12 days
That should go well. Hey, you should taper up a little bit to that though Adam. I'm just gonna as a friend
Yeah, Adam, you got a rev you got a rev as a friend. You should taper. Hey, my body's built to process vodka
So I'm gonna be no taper in though, buddy. Come on. You know what I mean?
Adam is gonna be back on that tomato only diet and on the fucking float like pass the fuck out
Tape her in on that cuz you're gonna go hard and bagel. Nah, dude. No, I'm telling you my body
Alcohol so I'm still gonna send it. It's only two weeks
I gotta say this stuff
I drank the other night with with Anders our but Mike Lovano's had a little thing and we we all got drunk
Oh, hell. Yeah, by the way, why weren't you there? Why weren't you there guys? What are you talking about Mikey? Wow?
lives in a different place why it wasn't I there I don't weren't you there
I think I just forgot it when was this
Yeah, good looking out cool friend when was this the other the other night Micah
Lovano's had a he redid a New Year's Eve party at some bar. Yeah, that's fucking dope
It was cool. They had a very very shitty personal like family stuff. Oh, yes
We know yes at the end of last year leading into New Year's so they were like New Year's sucked
We're gonna redo it and they did it last time. Oh, that's cool
That's cool. Yeah, by the way when you I don't know when you left Adam when I left
There was a line of like
250 people waiting outside to get in there was a line of when I got there like
100 plus people I was like Jesus crazy. Yeah, what is this? What was going on? And this place is not big
It's like a bar. No, and it was cool
But I mean it was like it just must be the hot new spot. I like it. It was fun, but I was like goddamn
It was fine. Yeah, it didn't have anything that was like. Oh shit
This is new different and better than any other bar. Yeah, it was just like a cool
It was just like a nice bar. It was a fun place to drink, but it wasn't people in line
They were like, was it awesome? Like how is it in there? And I was like
Honestly, there's a hundred people in front of you. You guys should get the fuck out of here. Go find another spot
Yeah, you should go to another bar
Yeah
I never like waiting in lines. Oh my god, but then but then the bummer is we got super we got well
Obviously, we were drinking we got good and drunk. There's a pizza place next door. We go next door
I was like, maybe just one slice
Right. I'm like this doesn't tie together and then they were like, oh, we've actually closed the kitchen and I was like, okay
Good, we're out of here. Then the chef sees me and it was a big workaholic fan
And he's like, I'll fire some up for you. It'd be an honor and I'm like, it's okay. And he goes. Nah, sit down
I got you right and then he made us pizza. There's uh, I think five five or six of us total six of us
Uh, he made us six pizzas
And we sat there and just fucking stop eating
Detroit style pizza. That's a dream to me. That's a dream. Oh, it's Detroit style. Oh, that's the best pizza
That's the best. Oh, it was so good, dude. Yeah, it was so good
That's a dream
And then Mikey's buddy his rugby buddy who has a fake testicle pulled his testicle out
At the dinner table and was showing us his fake testicle and we're poking it with forks and stuff
Like a nautical. Wait, what? Yeah. Wait, what? He's like, he has like a fake winding down and you're bringing this to the table
You were poking his fake nut
He has a fake nut and uh, he pulls it out at the dinner table and we're all poking it with
Our fingers and with forks and stuff fingers cool forks and uh, and then the guy came over and was like, hey guys
I'm glad we're having fun here, but uh, you
Hey adam, bro. I love that. I kept the shop open for you made you six pizza
You can't be fucking stabbing at these testicles with a fork
Hey, sorry to be a buzzkill, but uh, you gotta go tight boat hold up
I heard you guys talking about pulling nuts out on the pot. I didn't know you'd do it here in my
Pizza place. Wow. You really are that guy. You really are that guy
There's 200 people out there in line. And that's another episode
No apologies. No take backs. No compliments. What would you guys want to do?
Let's say it for next week. Yeah, this is important. Yeah, this is important. This is interesting