This Is Important - Ep 123: She’s Not A Naked Grandma, She’s My Mother

Episode Date: February 21, 2023

Today, this is what's important: Eating styles, poor manners, touching your own shit, White Lotus style, moms, perms, our buzzball bro on Instagram, Adam's groin, eating blood, commercials, Jack In The Box, raisins, milk, school lunch, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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obviously most critically, crucially important. Today on This Is Important. Hey, it's on a log, man. Whoo. That's a snack. It's been one week since I ate the string. I pooped my pants and put it in the potted plant. The crumb shot? You took the crumb shot? Let's go! Oh, shit. We're fed. What up? That's great. I want to eat a little bit.

I can't. I literally can't. I literally can't. And that's all we get. And that's all we get. And that's all we get, buddy. And that's all we get. But it brought us in. I got a lot of guff. I got a lot of guff a few weeks ago for eating on the pod. Yeah. Yeah. People hate that. Yes. That's gross. I eat all the time. People hate that. I gotta do it. I'm hungry.

Yeah. I eat all the time on the pod. Yeah. And people hate you, Kyle. And people hate you. Step away. Mute the mic. Step away from the mic. I'll lean back for the mic. Eat the mic. You have to be okay with being hated. Yeah, dude. That's what life's about.

Yeah. That is true. That really is what life's about. I guess so. Wise words. Yeah. I'm cool with it. Also, you can just mute it and then chew and swallow. It's just manners. And then when you are done chewing, then you unmute it and start talking again. You know?

Yeah. I'll move it away. It sounds like the patriarchy. Oh, God. Like, what I'm trying to say is that all these manners, I feel like they were started by the patriarchy. Thank you. Yeah. I'm bucking the system, baby.

Yeah. Yeah. Dismantle it. Yeah. Common decency, but yeah. Yeah. Whatever you guys want to do. What? Yeah. What are our manners? Well, that's not... I don't mind that because I don't mind hearing somebody chew. Manners are a way to distinguish yourself above other people.

Right. It is. And that's why you guys are so rude? Yeah. Rude boys. I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you over my chewing. Yeah. I don't mind Ders' chewing sounds. I think they're cool. You know what though? I did have an interesting... This is interesting.

This is interesting. A new podcast title. I did have a thing the other night. I was out to dinner speaking of manners and why we have certain manners. Yes. Let's break this down. Speaking of, speaking of. Dude. Out to dinner the other night at an Italian restaurant.

Yes. Okay. Bucca di Beppo. El Dente. Magianos. Had to hit it up. Add some water. And was looking to my right and there was a table of Asian people that were from Asia. Like overheard them conversing different languages.

And when their pasta came, they put their face all the way down to the bowl and just like slurped it into their mouths. Okay. Right. Love that for them. That's fine. And I was like, what the fuck is going on? And then I was like...

Okay, Ders. Wow. This is how people eat noodles other places. Okay. Here in the Western world, we're told that you got to like twirl it, bring it up to yourself. Be very careful. And you're like, why do I not just spoon feed it like get way down?

You don't got different utensils though, man. You got base level different utensils. Because you're going chopsticks first fork. Sorry. What's base level to you? Well, I mean like no, one of the things when you have chopsticks and you're eating noodles, it's very hard to like bring a bite up. You kind of have to just like keep slurping it. It's a little slippery.

It's hard for you. It is. It's hard for anybody. I'm sure it's very easy for them. No, I mean like, but that's why you're down there close to the bowl because you're just keep slurping it up, you know? I'm sure they're good enough to lift it up to their mouths. Well, admittedly, one of my favorite parts about being in Japan is slurping. Yeah.

Get your slurp on. That was Indonesia, Adam. Because my wife absolutely hates slurping. When people chew with their mouth open or slurp or anything like that. Or talk with their mouth full and stuff. Talk with their mouth full. Yeah, she hates it. She'll like stop watching a movie or some shit.

Pizza, pizza. She'll stop watching a movie? Yeah, if like they're all doing it. Really? She couldn't watch the Sopranos a lot with me because she's like, fuck this. This is disgusting because they're just always smashing gaba ghoul. Goodbye.

Gaba ghoul. Wow, that's really like a stickler. They're always smashing gaba ghoul. Yeah, they're fucking inhaling lasagna on that. Every episode, just smashing some gaba ghoul. Every episode, just lasagna fest. And she can't watch it. So, but going to Japan, I went to Japan and when I came back, I'm like,

honey, this is how you eat noodles. This is the polite way to eat noodles with the udon in Japan. You're supposed to flip that shit up, baby. And the louder you are, the more you like it. But it makes sense. It makes sense. It's not even polite way. And so you don't splash everywhere.

I love that shit, bro. Yeah. It's fun. How is it over there? Like, but it makes sense for a pasta too. I'm like, why don't we eat pasta this way? Yes, pasta sauce goes everywhere. I agree, Anders.

Yeah. Who cares? But I'm like, those are the manners there, but we live here, so we have to play by the set of rules. Well, what's our whole manner system? Why do we have to do like that? What the fuck's our shit? Yeah, what's our shit?

Why do we have to? Yeah, what the fuck? I don't know. Why don't we just, we put a napkin in our bib? Hey, I don't know, Kyle. It was just set up a long time ago to be polite, so you're not bothering everyone all the time. But yeah, do you?

Isn't that what we're talking about? I don't know. Wait, what happened? Fuck, man. What just happened? What is this attitude? Did I get on computer? You're not compute.

I thought that's what we were talking about. I do think it's weird when people get so fucking upset about people eating on my like, who gets, nothing bothers me, nothing bothers me. It's unflappable. Nothing bothers me. You can do anything. That is not true, dude.

I one time spiked a deep dish pizza in your butthole and you, that really bothers me. That's true, you didn't like that. You did not like that. He was acting. I was acting. I was acting and I knew that years and years ahead, that would be really cool moment.

That would be really cool moment. Ultimate comedy bit. Well, are you guys good when it's like, you know, you have a salad fork and then a dinner fork and then a dessert fork and then a soup spoon? Are we good? 100% don't. You guys know what's going on with those or?

No, I do not know ever what's going on. Yes, you do. It's science. No, I don't. Yeah, you do. You don't know the little fork is for sound, the big forks for dinner. Yeah, but guess what?

I like to eat everything with the little fork because it makes my meal feel bigger. Okay. That's dope, dude. I like that. Dismantle, dismantle. I've had a dollar every time I said that. I like tiny utensils because that way I take smaller bites

and the meal lasts longer and it feels like I ate more. Fuck yeah, I love this. I like a girl with small hands, bro. Well, someone would say those are poor manners and that's what we're talking about is that someone would say those are poor manners and you don't know your manners and that they're stupid. Yeah.

Exactly. That shit is dumb. So I'm going to chew food on this podcast. Correct. I don't suggest you do. People really dislike it. They really dislike it. You're basically doing luggage talk every week.

That's what you do. Hey, what happened? I'll say subjectively, it does not bother me. Subjectively, people talking does not bother me in the slightest. I wonder why. Sometimes I just need a little energy, guys. Like, what is it that people dislike about hearing someone masticate?

Honestly, it makes me hungry and like, I like to eat. That's what it is. It makes Chloe absolutely disgusted. She's like, she's like disgusted by it. Does she have a stick or? Get over it. And I do it too because sometimes when I'm really hungry and I'm like, if I'm watching,

like a lot of times I'll eat dinner in front of the TV and I'm just watching something and I'm just shoveling rotisserie chicken on my face. Bro, he's inhaling. Inhaling. Yes. Yeah, just like lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo. Stringing it all.

Just stringing. Oh, dude, by the way, yesterday, it's been weeks since the rotisserie chicken. It's been. I found another tiny string and when I went to pick it up, it... Pick it up. This bro is sifting. He's sifting.

I wanted to pick it up to see if it was the string. You're a fucking disaster, my guy. Where were you shit it? In my toilet, in my toilet. Okay. This dude is sifting now. This guy's a 49er. Yeah, well, no, it was hanging off.

I didn't feel it come out, but I picked it up. The turd dropped. Stop. The splash got all in my face and eyes, and I was convinced I was going to have pink eye. What? Wait, wait, stop. Hold up, hold up.

You sifted your shit. Hold up. You sifted your shit, dropped it, and it splashed back. They don't love you like I love you. Yes. I can't, bro. How'd you know it was in there? Did you feel it again?

I don't know if we should walk down this path. I'm leaving. Yeah, I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I didn't sift through. I want that to be clear. There was no sifting through. It's when I went to turn around, I go to flesh.

I didn't feel it. Wait, turn around. There was a string hanging off the turd. You said, huh? And I'm like, is that a string? And I went to pick it up, and I'm not positive, because the string broke right away. Pizza, pizza.

And the turd splashed in the water, and then I got poop and pee water all in my face and eyes. Goodbye. Like I said, I don't know that we need to walk down this. OK. All right. Adam, I think that's fine. Have you guys ever picked up poop on your own shit

and ate it on the ground, out of the toilet? Of course. You have. I hate you guys. I'm starting to hate you guys. Goodbye. What was the case? Why?

Why did you do that? Well, if it's the only time it's ever happens if the toilet's overflowed. And you're like, oh my god, it wouldn't stop. No, no, no, no. I mean, if the toilet overflowed, and then you had to, what do you do with it? You like put it in your pockets.

What do you do with it? No, you put it back in the toilet. I don't know. I just, yeah, what do I do? I put it back in the toilet, I guess. But you ever had a toilet overflow? I don't know. This is your story.

Where did you put it? Yeah, it's your story. I didn't want to walk down this path. I didn't want to walk down this path. I'm blacking out, dude. I can't even hear you guys at this point. What the fuck are you talking about? You guys have all touched your own shit?

I haven't. I haven't. That's what I was just, no judgment. I'm just asking like, if people have. You've never touched your own shit. Why would you even propose that question? It's interesting. It's a dirty job.

Like if a toilet overflows. You ain't Mike Rowe, bitch. I guess I am Mike Rowe. Okay. The time that I shit, I pooped, I pooped my pants and put it in the potted plant. And I put it in the potted plant. You needed to, I needed to reach down my pants

and grab that turd and put it in the potted plant. Or else I wasn't going to be able to go on stage. Yeah, that's Mike Rowe. That's a dirty job, but somebody got to do it. And you just had to, I had to do it. I had to do it. But you had like a napkin, right? Yeah, I grabbed a bar napkin.

Yeah. Yeah. That's different. That's different. I'm not just thumbing. I'm not just with my hands. Kyle is saying he bare handed his. I'm saying bare hands.

No, I'm not, I'm not saying bare hands. I'm not saying bare hands. I'm not saying that just to be clear. I've just like interacted. Goodbye. So it's not, there's no point in this anymore. We can. But Adam grabbed a bare hand of one to get the string out.

Right? Okay. Yeah. What, what was that? The string was hanging. I grabbed the string in hindsight. It might have been held on until it didn't. Yeah.

It might have been, you really did this. I'm not sure if it was a string because you really did this. Yes. Because I swear to God, it might have been a shoelace. Let's walk all of this back now. Let's walk all of this back. I swear to God. And we know how religious I am swear on my mama on penny divine.

That I picked the string up. But it's been weeks now. So now I'm thinking was it not or was it just something I ate that was like stringy that didn't process. What the fuck? Because it's been a few weeks now since I had the rotisserie chicken with the rope. It's been, it's been one week since I ate the string. Multiple rotisserie chicken since then.

So did I eat another rope? Oh, shit. I think you're eating ropes. I can concur. You eat rope. You eat rope. I think this goes back to your days as a Catholic boy. You're eating ropes.

Either you have diarrhea or you don't. Damn, bro. Hey, Adam, real quick, just to very quickly change players here. Whoa. Okay, just whoa. Speaking of penny divine. Yup. Naked grandma.

What about her? What about her? She's not a naked grandma. She's not a grandma. What? She's not a naked grandma. She's not a naked grandma. That's my mother.

Hot, hot, hot, hot. The girl who plays the girl from white lotus season two, who plays the assistant to Jennifer Coolidge. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Haley Richardson. Yeah. She had the craziest penny divine vibes for me.

Oh, really? Huh? Yeah. She just seemed like a young version of your mom. Huh. Wow. That's interesting. Just because like what kind of like really frumpy has bad style.

What are you trying to say about penny divine? Damn, son, where'd you find this? No, she was cool. She's a style icon. I would argue to say she's a style icon. She was hella street wear it out. I kind of think she did have good style. Yeah.

Didn't she? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. She was anti-style. That's what I mean. I like that shit. Yeah. What? No, she was rocking street wear the whole time.

Yeah, it's good. It's good stuff. Yes. No, no, no, she was not. Yes, she was. She was dressed like a bag woman. No, she was rocking like androgynous streetwear. Yeah, I think she was good.

I think she was she was good, dude. Yeah, go back. I don't need to get into this. Guys, hands down. I I said I while we were watching it, I'm like, they are not doing this poor girl any favors. They're dressing her like a bag of trash. Chloe was like, yeah, wow, this style is remarkably bad.

We go on the internet while you're inhaling your chicken while I'm devouring rotisserie chicken ropes. She looks like a bad lady. Chloe goes on the internet. The internet is all going off on how her poor style and how bad she looks. And then she had that girl admit. She's like, yeah, this is kind of my style. I don't know how to dress myself.

Well, she's rolling with it, man. There's going to be haters. No, dude, I'm I'm all in because how often do you discuss the wardrobe of a character on a television show? But everybody talks about her. Well, I feel like women do often. A lot of people do. Here we go.

The actor said she purposely dressed herself poorly in order to show her characters sort of confused place in life. Yeah, poorly. Yeah, but the brands were all the brands where she was wearing like Stoosey. She was wearing like Supreme Street. Yeah, she had she had brands. This does the stuff she was wearing like you can't readily get. Yeah, but I mean, but that stuff's due to sorry about it.

Well, that's that's your opinion. But it's not like she was wearing like bugleboy fucking jeans like salvation army. Like bugleboy would be tight. Well, now you're hating on salve, huh? Bugleboy jeans. I'm in on you. She wasn't focusing on that. Bugleboy got him.

She was wearing legit like clothing articles. They were just like pieced together in a bizarre way where everybody was like, wait, what the fuck is this person wearing? Yeah, which is a good choice. She had on that like no problemo. Who's that Aries? I don't know who makes that. But like all these were very specific streetwear brands.

And I was like, oh, she's really going for it at pieces. I fuck with her. I'm trying to say that your mom needs to start rocking some streetwear. That would be epic. Your mom needs to go straight up streetwear all the way. Well, see, no, I feel like to me, I didn't get penny divine vibes. I feel like penny gives my mom gives more of a like. Nucky grandma.

Yeah, like a sweet like a sweet woman who's always trying to help. But then is drinking a lot of wine during the entire time. That kind of felt like their character. Seems like her character. She was like trying to help her boss, but super drunk. But she wasn't. She was like, oh, my boss, she sucks. I hate helping her when my mom isn't like that.

I don't think you know your mom like we do. Yeah, true. Adam, can we get a look behind the curtain? Have you ever seen your mom like be like like I'm like, like fuck, fuck them. Fuck people. I don't I'm not I'm not feeling them. No. Have she ever let down the curtain of being nice? Blake, can you can you pose that question in any other way? Right. I don't understand.

Even when people are remarkably shitty, my mom is still like, oh, well, he was just having a bad day. They're fine. You've never seen your mom like be like, I'm over. I'm over people. I'm not really really. Not really. It's cool. Your mom rocks. I love your mom. Penny rocks. Shout out to Penny. I mean, I'm sure there's been a time, but that's not like.

Yeah, she just never gives in because my mom would hit a point. And my mom's pretty sweet, but she would hit a point like she had a daycare where she would be like, yo, fuck, fuck these kids. Oh, interesting. And is that daycare still open? No, not at all. She is no longer a daycare person, but good. So tell us about the dungeon.

You could just really push nice people to the edge. I just have never seen your mom snap in even the slightest and even the slightest. Those are the scariest snaps, by the way, is a nice person being pushed to the edge. Well, that's that's what you know. You've you're really fucked up, which I mean, she's done. She's been that way to me before. Yeah, but I've never seen her that way to like just a person in our lives. What about driving?

What about driving? Somebody cut her off? Is she ever like up yours, mother fucker? No, my dad is. She gets out and like pulls her shirt up as a pistol. My dad is like, you fucking dumb fucks. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Roadway. Well, yeah, we know.

We know your dad's speaking his mind. Yeah. Yeah. We're doing it. We enjoy it every time. That shit's important. I believe my mom's been like, idiot. Whoa. Oh, damn. She pulled out the idiot. Yeah, I don't know.

It sounds like she's got problems, dude. Yeah, she's wild. That idiot. You didn't use a blink or that idiot. She's got to do some personal work. Well, I didn't I didn't see I didn't see Penny Devine in other than like they kind of look a little similar with like a round face. My mom has a nice round face.

I think that it was just like the look. Yeah, I think it might have been the look and the style. I can see that. I can get that. Definitely the style. Definitely the style. My mom rocks a lot of Supreme and Stucey. Can we post pictures of of your mom like in college on our Instagram? Because I don't think I've seen Penny in college.

Well, she didn't go to college. OK, college years. Fair enough. Fair enough. College years. So you're trying to get like early 20s pictures. Yeah, I don't think I've seen Penny like during during that era. I bet she was cool as fucking shit. Rockin Streetwear. Yes, she didn't. She didn't have the poofy hair. I want age. Did she have big hair?

No, my mom had like 70. Oh, she had hair. Like, yes, she had perm. Perms are dope. Perms are dope. I want one. I've always wanted one. She had like the flowy Farrah Fawcett thing. Yeah, but like when she was in her in the late 70s, early 80s,

she had like long straight hair and then she got deep into perms, which, by the way, that's a look, dude. Yes, we all did. I'm still in it. My mom had a perm for a minute. And I would love to try that. Can I try that? It's easy to try, right? Yeah, I mean, you'll smell funky for a little while, but really look insane.

You can go right now. You can go right now. I'll do it for you. I'll be back. Because your hair is like pretty stringy. Yeah, Kyle, I don't think you should do it, bro. I don't know if I would. Yeah. You're you're here. My just fall out immediately, Kyle.

Yeah, maybe. No, that's cool. I'm not going to fight back on this one. That's that's fair. I'm holding on by a thread. Yeah, you should get a Brazilian blowout. I wouldn't risk it if I were you. You would look fucking rad. Kyle gets a Brazilian blowout.

It blows his fucking scalp off. Follicles. Follicles. Dude, if you got like a if you had a mullet that was curly as fuck, I'm on board. Right. Yeah. Like a Howie Mandel look from the 80s. You know what? Actually, yeah, you got to kind of have fun on the way out, right? That's kind of the whole thing is with the hair have fun on the way out.

Yeah, like if my hair is going, my hair is you losing your hair. Kyle's not saying he's going to die. I was always talking about how he's near death. So on the way out. No, no, my hair. No, no, I'm talking about I'm talking about the receipt. OK. Yeah, I'm talking about the receipt. We I feel like I need to go back and look at photos of us when we were in college in like 1921, that age,

because I remember your hair always being way the fuck back. I know it's been receding since then. It's been the joke. So that might just be your hairline, bro. Look at how bald I look when I do this. You look handsome. Yeah, you look OK. Hey, I feel like my forehead is probably a little bit larger than it was to

mine goes back further here. Yeah, I think. Oh, damn. And here. Oh, big ass forehead club dot com. Yeah, big, big ass forehead club. You know what? I'm proud of my forehead. I've earned this forehead. You understand me? I'm a five head now. Still still the forehead.

This forehead says I've been somewhere. I've seen some things. See you. Let's all get permed. I remember at one point on workaholics, like my part started going further back. We all have our original hair, right? All of us have our original hair. Is that right? Original hair. What do you mean?

Like none of us have a wig. Like none of us have got any work. Like no. Plogs. Like as any of us. Adams, like, what do you mean exactly? What do you mean? Yeah, this is what I want to know. Do we have our?

No, I would. I'm I'm telling you, I haven't, but I'm like, if I were going bald, I would just be like, plug me up. Plug the shit out of it. Yeah, plug a rug. Right. That only lasts for a little bit, right? Like, because if you keep losing your hair. Yeah, I think you have to get it every five or 10 years

or some shit. I don't know. Is there something with, like, if you play basketball, you can't do it because so like I'm basically talking about Kevin Durant and LeBron James. Why are they bald? Just buy hair. Well, I think they do. I think you notice LeBron does. And then his body just rejects it.

Yeah, it's like, no. He's got to fuck with the sweat. He has too too many supplements coursing through him that he has too much testosterone that his body is just pushing those hairs right out. Shave your shave your head. Right. Yeah, shave your head for sure. I guess everybody wants to see it.

Well, thank God as actors, like Kyle, you're out of the four of us. You're the the the one who can lose his hair. That it's appropriate that that is luckily it's you, I would say, yeah, out of the four of us. It makes you more respectable. Yeah, because a bald director, you're like, this guy's seen some shit.

He's gone through it. Right. Yeah. You know, it's a part of the wisdom. You know, like a bald actor, it really limits your possibilities. You can't you can't play certain roles. You're going up against Michael Chiklis and you're going to lose that. Yeah, you're obviously going to lose that battle.

You can lose that battle. Who's our greatest bald actor? Greatest? Is it Yule Bretter? Great answer. Great answer. Hey, guys, it's the rock. Bruce Willis. No, it's Samuel L. Jackson, bro. It's Malkovich. Malkovich is the best Samuel L. Jackson.

Yeah, he's bald. Yes. He's bald as fuck. Oh, no, it's fucking. Is it Michael Keaton? It's it's Michael Keaton. It's Michael. It's Michael Keaton. Wait, wait a minute. Hold on. Every actor who's bald fucking rocks. Maybe going bald is the way to go.

Yeah, but does. Yeah, because you wise Michael Keaton. John Malkovich, Samuel L. Jackson. But they're all old. I'm talking. It has to be a guy who's within our age range. You want a young bald man? A 30, 40 year old man who's bald.

Who? What actors out there? They're not like Paul Sheer. Paul Sheer. Paul Sheer. Paul Sheer's our best, bro. Sure. Yeah. Isn't Brian, isn't Brian Husky bald? Yeah. Brian Husky. Yeah, he's he's in his fifties. Brian Husky, Paul Sheer. Yeah, yeah. Brian Husky for everybody listening.

You would know him as the best test in the West. Robby from the very first episode of work. A small dicks. First episode of workahol is great actor, great guy. We fucking love him. And I miss him. I believe he is on tour right now with his. Is it their sketch group in UCB, New York,

way back in the day. It's like him, Cordray. They're called like naked babies. Thank you for our producer. Naked babies. Naked grandma. Naked babies. Naked grandma. Cordray also bald. They're on tour right now. Cordray. Cordray.

And then who's the tall guy who always does? He plays ADs. He played an AD in our on our show. Naked grandma. He played an AD in what? Seth Morris. Seth Morris. Yes. Yes. He played the porno AD in whatever that episode was,

where Adam was like doing CSI. He robs. Pornado. Yes. Oh, that's right. And then I'm getting wrapped up into a porno. Where I'm just humping different furniture for work that afternoon. That was so good. Yeah. Mom's hand sandwiches. Yeah. Ham sandwiches.

That's a really good episode. And then Derz is getting his ass eaten by a porno. My mommy does do porno. Oh, yeah. She makes ham sandwiches. Oh, yeah. Right. Yeah. And I'm getting co-hurst into doing a porno because I want to be the best actor ever. Yeah. So good.

And then Derz is getting his asshole licked by a bug. And then Derz's storyline is he's just getting his asshole licked. By the Coast Guard's mascot. Hey, why didn't they let us do the movie? I don't get it. Me in the writer's room. What if I got my bone all licked by a dog? That episode rocks, man.

That episode rocks. Why didn't they let us do the movie? It doesn't make any sense. The code read, oh, you know, it's funny. Isaac was talking about having the movie released in theaters. And I was like, yeah, let me rewrite because the first scene is definitely going to be us on the roof, comparing our dicks and be like, dude, imagine if this was like in a movie, how big it would be in the screen.

No. And then like shaking it back and forth and like adding base for like the THX sound and all that shit. That's cool. I'd be like, hold up. They don't love you like I love you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, that would be very cool

if you were able to come out in the in the theaters. I mean, that's that would be awesome. I think it's the kind of movie that people would show up for. Because, you know, there hasn't been there hasn't been a movie where like you and your dudes go, you fucking smoke a joint on the way to the movie theater. Yeah. And you, you know, buy way too much popcorn and you sneak in a bunch of Skittles and have a party.

And then you kiss. Wait, I'm sorry. Banshees have been a sheer and didn't do that for you. See, it didn't. That one didn't. I've got to see that shit, by the way. No, you don't. No, you don't. Yes, I do. I'm Irish. I've got to see it. Is it Irish? Yeah. Sound off if you would support one of our movies.

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Thank you. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University, and I've spent my career exploring the three-pound universe in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities.

Like, does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident? Or, can we create new senses for humans? Or, what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet? So, join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast

to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of Betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret. I scrolled down, and that's when I saw a hidden folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? I was scared that he was coming home. What Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark, she feared for her life.

She was like, oh my god, I gotta get out of the house. He's gonna find out that I've seen this, he's gonna come kill me. Listen to Season 2 of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. It took four murders before the police finally realized that one person was responsible. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed freeway fan.

This child was laying on the side of the road. It appeared that she was probably either dragged out of the car or thrown out of the car. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen by the mother. That guy is, he's out of sync with even the worst people. I thought that they would catch him. I thought it was just a matter of time. Is it possible that the killer is still alive? Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, should we, should we give that bro exposure who's doing the buzzball every day to be, have a part in the movie, but bro, the movie's not happening. Oh, do you want to talk to him right now? Should we sign off? Yeah, I feel like this is you. Yeah, hey, everybody, everybody kind of turned it down. Yeah, we'll turn it down. Blake's going to talk to you.

Blake, go ahead. Go for it. We're turned down. If I can have some water or something. Kindred spirits, go ahead. No, it's me, him, and Jesus, and I've been praying for you, brother. And I got to tell you, man, I know I started the buzzball train, buzzballs rock.

You're on like day 76 of taking a buzzball to get a role on the movie. All right, turn it back up. What? I did not know this. 76. Wait, were you listening? Adam, were you listening? Yeah, you shouldn't be listening. Oh, sorry. I'll turn it back down. Let's let him finish. Let him finish, and then we can come back.

Finish your message, Blake. Turn it back down, Adam. The movie's not happening. I love your energy. We're going to find a way to get you on the pod, though. Okay, turn it back up. Turn it back up. Turn it back up.

What happened? Did you tell him that we were going to find a way to work with him by any chance? You didn't hear anything, but I'll tell you what. I asked if you said that. I've got our second guest lined up, and he's going to be good, dude. He's going to be good.

Okay. I don't doubt that. All right, so basically we're going... What happened? What did you tell him? Shout out to atJSHG. So this kid is... Are we back up or down?

I haven't been listening. Yeah, we're back up. Yeah, you guys, come back up. Come back up. All right, I'm listening now. What number is he? 76 days in a row. He's pretty deep, if not 72.

He's taking a buzz ball a day to get a role in the movie, and I thought it would end once the movie wasn't going. And I'm like, maybe... Yeah. He needs to take a break. He needs to take a sabbatical. Maybe he's hooked. That's how good they are.

Maybe the buzz ball gotcha. Yeah, that's how good them buzz balls are. Or tapered. Maybe the buzz ball gotcha. Keep sipping them. Tape her down. Blake, aren't you doing some top secret work with them, and maybe he could be included in that?

Oh, yeah, that's a good idea. Maybe if he's a Christian skateboarder, you guys can really hit it off. Yeah, that would be cool. Yeah, you'll be able to relate to him as a fellow Christian skateboarder. He's got a spot in the buzz ball. What?

Bad. Yeah, that's what I'm suggesting. Buzz ball. Add. Add to question mark? That's interesting. Is this an error? That is interesting.

That is interesting and important. It is interesting. Dude, I finally got that shot for my groin. Tell me about it. For my torn labrum, which is in your hip, that I have a torn... Essentially, it's like the meniscus of your hip is what I've been told.

And so that's torn. What's a meniscus? What's a meniscus? A meniscus is the ligament in your knee. I don't know exactly what it does, but I've torn it a dozen times. We've got to get like a hospital one. It's some kind of a doctor drop.

It's so you can move laterally, right? Is that right? Do you have a meniscus in your cock? No, in my hip. It's in his hip. It's in his hip. Oh, hip, hip, hip, hip, hip. I'm not saying I don't.

Yeah, it's called a torn labrum. And so I did this shot call, I think it's PPR or PRP, something like that, where they take... They took my blood, right? And they put it in this contraption. They spin it until the white platelets come to the top. Oh, yeah.

Centrifuge? Go ahead. Oh, get them. Goddamn. Centrifuge, that's right. And then they take the white platelets and inject it in your hip. Dude, the fucking shot, the needle, was this long.

It was five inches fucking long. So they got to get it in there. Wait a second. That's five inches? If you're looking at home, it's about as long as... It says about as long as my five inches. Holy shit. Five is huge.

Five is huge, dude. Wow. I've never seen five. And where do they put it? In my hip, in my hip joint. And it was the most painful. And they're like, yeah, you might be a little sore. I can't walk.

This was Monday, today's Wednesday, that we're recording this podcast. I am hobbling around my house. And I have to do this for several more weeks. What are they doing? They're taking your white blood cells in there to try and speed up the healing process? It's science.

What's going on here? Yeah. But I tore it a fucking year ago. So essentially, it's supposed to... I mean, yeah, essentially, it's trying to make it heal itself. Like make strong blood. Just give extra strong, like, secret or the ooze kind of blood. Because I guess your white blood cells are what heals you.

Right. Yo, can I get the rest? Of my white blood cells? Because you're not using the rest of the cells. No, if you're not using the other... Like, you're using the white ones. Can I get the rest if you're not using them? Wait, what happens if you drink white blood cells?

What? Probably get strong as fuck. Well, it's just your blood going back in you. I bet you get a tummy ache. Like, what if we took a shot of it? Like, it was like Yeager and Adam's white blood cells. This is why I fucking love my God. That's tummy ache central, dude.

You think I'll get sick? I think you're getting a tummy ache. Well, it's just blood going back in you. I'm like... And you mix it with Yeager. You're not supposed to swallow blood, though. You're not supposed to swallow blood, guys. Since when?

Since when, dude? No, what? Since when, yeah. Tell Angelina Jolly, bro. Wait, I'm sorry. You're not supposed to swallow blood. You can't make me feel like an idiot on that one. Well, what do you mean?

Why? We eat blood every day, G. Vampire's been... They stayed doing it, dude. What do you mean you eat blood every day? What are you talking about? Burgers. Raw burgers.

Yeah, fucking... Dude, this is the fucking liver king over here. Burgers, fucking... What do they call it when they don't cook the meat? And you still eat it? But there's not blood in the meat. That's fat. No, this is like...

Yeah, this is you saying I'm taking blood out and I'm gonna drink this other human's blood. Have you ever had blood sausage? Blood orange? We had some blood orange cans. But isn't it spelled like B-L-U-D? I don't know. I have to look at...

She had a B-L-U-D. I think blood sausage is literal like blood sausage, right? Am I tripping? Okay, well, I want... I don't think you'd get sick. I don't know if it's a great idea that you guys drink my blood because then you would have my superpowers.

Oh, he doesn't want to share. Right. Yeah. I just want your essence. Okay, here you go. A blood sausage is a sausage. Nobody cares. Filled with blood that is cooked and dried

and mixed with a filler until it is thick enough to solidify when cooled. All right. Gross. It's literal blood sausage. That's like Arby's meat, right? Isn't Arby's meat liquid and then they cook it? I think it's whopper, whopper.

Is that right? No, get... Arby's is liquid and then they cook it? Yeah, pink liquid. That's so fucking wild. Yeah, your boy... Fuck, what is his name? Oh, my God!

Nick something. He's from Omaha. He's an actor and... Brian... Is it Brian Green? Dennehy. No, it's... I think his name's Nick, whatever.

I did a pilot with him many years ago and... Oh, yeah, the homie who was in Friday Night Lights. Is that him? No. Okay. He was on like... Okay. Okay, I like this.

The Kinski show, whatever the fuck that was. Anyway. Kaminsky Method. His family owned a bunch of Arby's and... Andrew Rannells. No, different guy. Rannells are out. Hey, I'm running out of my short list of Omaha actors.

No, this is a nice guy. I can't remember his fucking name. He was in the Andrew Payne movie... Andrew Payne? Election... Alexander Payne. You guys want the keys? Alexander Payne.

Alexander Payne movie, election... Oh, it's Chris... Pine. No, not Pine. It's... I think it's Nick something. Nick... Chris Klein?

Klein. Chris Klein. No. Kevin Klein. Kevin Klein. No, no. Calvin Klein. Calvin Klein.

Calvin Klein. Chris Klein. Anyway, his family owned a bunch of Arby's and he says that the meat arrives at your plate at the restaurant in a bag. It's Chris Klein. It's Chris Klein. That's not who I'm talking about, dude. Well, he was in elections.

I'm not saying he wasn't. Are you sure? That's... What you're saying is true. What I'm saying is there's other people in elections and he's not the guy. Goodbye. I can't, dude. That sucks.

That sucks for this guy that we don't know his name. I wish it was him. Purple South! All right. This is an interesting guy. He's going to hit us up. You know he is. He's not going to give a fuck.

This is interesting. Dude, he's pissed. He said that bags of liquid meat would show up at the restaurant and then you have to cook the bag. This is false. You crack it open and then you like shave the bag meat. Oh, that's some science shit. I don't believe it.

I don't believe it. It's science. I don't believe it. And now I'm going to Google him. Why? Why don't you believe that? That seems like the most fast food type shit. Also, you notice their meat is weird.

You're like, what is this meat? I've never really. I'm going to be in the odd man out here. I'm going to be in the outside, but I never have like, even when I eat meat, I never really liked Arby's. Fuck off. Fuck off, mate. Well, their meat rocks.

Arby's rules. And if it's bagged meat, that's fucking great. Now, for some reason people- Oh, is it Nick Diagosto? Yes, Nick Diagosto. Oh, dude. I went to high school with him. Oh, you fuckface.

You're fucking moron. I did. Unbelievable. You know, he was a handful of years older than me, so I didn't- We didn't go at the same time. I knew his younger sister. You're fucking disaster, my guy. My bad.

Unbelievable. My bad, Nick. Yeah. Yeah. Good guy. Good guy. Good actor. Good guy.

I love him. Yeah. Dude. Like, good dude. Yeah, so he's 42. So he was, I think he was a senior when I was a freshman or something. Oh, wow. He's a young-looking guy.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. That's life. He should have been on the cruise instead of you. Yeah, god damn. He would have looked good in those pictures. Yeah, he would have looked much better. Yeah.

Got out from behind the rope. No, it is amazing. It is amazing how people take care of themselves. How come people are trying to tear down- tear down Arby's? I don't like that people are trying to tear down Arby's because I've heard this little, like, pink goo- I think Arby's is already down there.

They got the best icon. They got the hat. They got the best icon. Hey, also, tear it down. That bag of goo is delicious. That's not a tear down. Yeah. Celebrate your bags of goo.

Okay. Yeah. I like that. They got the best hat. The best sign. They got the hat. It's there. They have the meats.

That is true. We have- Boom, boom, boom, boom. I've tried to pull that for the board, but it doesn't transfer as well as- Wait. Everybody hold. I don't like it.

You've never heard this? I've never heard this. B-K. Hey, you've never heard that. What's up? Do you have, like, a different version of this? Well, I've heard it, like, 12 times on this fucking podcast, but-

It's up there with the other commercial fucking ones you have, where it's like- Diarrhea. Who cares? Mini chief sirloin burgers. Do you have mini sirloin burgers on there? And I'm a little cowboy. That was my ringtone for a minute.

I know. That's a good one. But you did, like, USAA. USAA. I'm like, why do we have that? That was a long time ago. But that's a football commercial. That's true.

It's true. Hey, here's a good first date question. Okay. What's your favorite commercial ever? Oh, Blake. I feel like I have this somewhere in my mind. I know mine. I feel like one of my-

One that I say often, that I feel like flies over people's heads, is how to baby it's a boy. Yeah, that one's really good. Oh, yeah, that's a- That's a collect- That was a 1-800-collect. Unbelievable.

Right? Unbelievable. I don't know what it- It was- It was- I think it was 1-800-collect. Is that right? My God, that was old then.

Yeah. You had to stick your name in the- Like- As fast as possible. Yeah, you had to say it as fast as possible. Yeah, so you didn't have to pay for it. How to baby it's a boy. Or maybe it wasn't collected.

It would have been something else. It's Bob. We had a baby it's a boy. How to baby it's a boy. Yeah. It's Geico. It was Geico. Geico.

Huh. What? No. No, it wasn't. I don't think- No, I don't think it was Geico. That's what Todd says. Todd's wrong.

Because this was about like, like calling collect and having to like, sneak your name in there so you didn't have to pay. I used to do that all the time. When I'd be at the movie theater, I'd call my home and be like, they'd be like, say your name with the tone. You'd go, dad, I'm ready to get picked up.

Please. Mom. Right. Exactly. You'd squeeze it in there. Mom, please. I've been kidnapped. Mom, please, I'm outside.

It's snowing. Please, I'm outside. No, it is. It is a Geico commercial. 2001 TV commercial from Geico Insurance. The new baby announcement. Howdy, baby. It's a boy.

Yes, Bob. Yeah, the baby. It's a boy. Right. Wow. Yeah. It is a 90s Geico commercial or a 2001. Do you guys remember,

I think that Bob Odenkirk was in this commercial, where it might have been for Miller Light, where he's like, it's a, it's a Trav Shammer mockery or whatever. He's like running for president or something. I'm going to look at it. Chris McCombs, Quantico. Yeah.

Well, hey, Blake, pretty iconic. I like the Budweiser Frogs. Huh. Yeah. Yeah, the Budweiser Frogs. I feel like the commercial might beat that one. It's a Trav Shammer mockery. Whoa, save it.

Yeah, we're going to get that at the end. No, you don't remember the Trav Shammer mock, Trav Shammer mockery. Nobody, I'm probably not saying. Can anybody else describe it besides you? Well, the fact that you can't explain it, or you, I know Colin Mockery. Well, is no one going to bring up Volcano Nachos

and how it changes a man? Oh, that's one of my favorite commercials. Yeah, that's right. Thank you guys. Thank you guys. Did we put that on our Instagram because? I wasn't, but it's up there. Well, that was like the first time I remember thinking like,

I've made it because I did this. Well, you were directed by Joe and Anthony Russo, bro. That's right. Yeah, that's a big show. No way. Yeah, no way. That's like, and it was a Taco Bell Volcano Nachos and I was like wearing army fatigues and.

And those are still working together or? Yeah, you guys still. Yeah, you and Joe. Yeah, we're still really close. Great main sequel. I had a conversation with them not too long ago, actually. Yeah, they're good people. Mate, let's get it.

Let's get it together. Things are hopping around. How'd it go? Pretty good. They're like, yo, bro, how'd it go? You ran into my car, dude. No, they were like, do you remember that Taco Bell? Like, I was going to forget it.

I'm like, fuck yeah, that changed my life. Changed a man. Changed a man. Still walked right into it. Changed a man. Burn! Do I remember it? Of course I do.

Did you flip right in? That would be great. Have you ever been paced down in Lava Sauce, son, getting ambushed by jalapenos? Yeah, Joe and Anthony are like, okay. Awesome catching up. Cool. Yeah, good convo.

Parks, you need validation or what? Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University, and I've spent my career exploring the three-pound universe in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences

by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities. Like, does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident? Or, can we create new senses for humans? Or, what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality.

Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of Betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up

a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret. I scrolled down, and that's when I saw a hidden folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? I was scared that he was coming home. What Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark, she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god, I gotta get out of the house.

He's gonna find out that I've seen this, he's gonna come kill me. Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. It took four murders before the police finally realized

that one person was responsible. I will admit the others, when you catch me, if you can, sign Freeway Phantom. This child was laying on the side of the road. It appeared that she was probably either dragged out of the car or thrown out of the car. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen by the mother.

That guy is, he's out of sync with even the worst people. I thought that they would catch him. I thought it was just a matter of time. Is it possible that the killer is still alive? Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Ders, can you chew into the microphone real quick, please? Yeah, you could just get into the microphone and keep chewing.

What is that? Some pepper-chini chips. Pepper-chini chips. I want pepper-chini flavor chips to be better, maybe that's because I just love... Nobody asked. I love pepper-chini so much, I think they change a sandwich. I think they can change a freaking sandwich.

Pepper-chinis are dope, dude. They're like, are they banana peppers? Wait. No, very different. Are they fucking banana? No, I think they actually are banana peppers, dude. Extremely different. No, they're not.

No, they're not. Are you sure? I'm positive. No, they're the same. They're the same. No, they're not. I'll die on this cross. Jesus Christ.

Look, I'll be right in the middle here. They might be different, but they're not very different like you're saying. They're very different. Banana peppers are thick, they're yellow. But just like a cucumber is a pickle. I think a banana pepper might be pepper-chini. This is interesting.

Best commercial? We still doing that? Okay, so they are different peppers, but they are very similar. Pepper-chinis measure 100 to 500 on the Scoville heat unit scale where banana peppers are 0 to 500. So essentially, they're the same. They're both super mild. Very mild.

I love banana peppers. Yeah, banana peppers are so good. They're my fave. But pepper-chinis are also delicious. So do those chips have a little spice to them, Ders? Or what? You get a little kick. That was the end of the bag, so there was a little bit of a...

The crumb shot? You took the crumb shot? The crumb shot. Yeah, Ders took the crumb shot. The crumb shot. Thank you. I like that. Yes, points.

Thank you. Interesting. Best commercial ever. I believe it's Nike. Okay. It's Nike. Is that it? It's Nike.

It's almost not even a commercial as much as they're just showing footage from the Olympics where the dude is running track and he falls and pulls a muscle and his dad comes out. And he's like, you're being a bitch. Is this real or is this fake? This happened in the 80s at the Olympics. And the dad pushes aside one of the officials and gets his son's arm and walks him across. And this was before our time or was this in black and white or what? This was in 1970s.

Leave him alone. Leave him alone. I'm trying to listen to Anders. Just telling you it's the best commercial. So because it tugs at heartstrings, is that... Best commercial. And it's better than the Budweiser frogs. Yeah.

Oh, bud. Okay. Wise. Hey, is the longest running... That was a good year though, the Budweiser frog. Is the longest running hit ratio jack in the box? Like the batting average? Like the commercial campaign that just fucking rocks?

Well, you have Jack and Jack was a legend. Jack is the guy. He's the guy who worked for Jack in the Box, right? I haven't seen Jack in a minute though. What do you mean, they're still doing it? I thought I just saw some jack shit. I thought he was the owner of Jack in the Box. You are correct, Adam.

Yeah. What is it? The owner of Jack in the Box is the guy in the head. There's no way. There's no way. Yeah, supposedly, at least he was back in the day. Or at least he's the voice of it. Yeah.

He started writing his own commercials and was like, I like my show. Whoa, this is interesting. Is he the voice? The guy's the stuff. Is he the voice as well? Or is... Remember when you met me and I had the Jack in the Box thing on my antenna?

Of course, that's when I fell in love. Yeah, I remember that. Dude. On your green minivan. Yeah, the pickle. That was sick, dawg. I was like, I'm going to be a Californian. I'm going to fit in.

Well, speaking of the California raisins, speaking of being old and a lot of... Oh, god damn. The JZers won't know what we're talking about. Yeah, come on. But the California raisins? Yeah. Get real.

Dude, okay, okay. Can they come back? But I like that you brought this up. This is interesting. Like, why were we advertising for raisins? And then, like, why were milk commercials, milk commercials, so popular? Like... Oh, dude, the raisin thing, yeah.

Because the raisin was just to try and sell the raisins. It was... Yeah, and then it just took off. Yeah, where did big raisins go? California. California had a great rate. It went to wine country. They went to wine country.

They did it. They peaked. They peaked, and now everyone just bought... I mean, admittedly, I've fallen off my raisin game. I don't buy raisins the way I used to eat raisins. Yeah, who eats raisins? Fuck, nobody eats raisins. Well, I used to eat a lot of raisins.

What's wrong with fucking raisins? Raisins rock. I eat raisins at least twice a week. You guys eat raisins? Yeah, raisins rock. You eat raisins twice a week. Of course. Yeah.

You guys both eat raisins. Yes. They're not alone. They're in trouble, man. Well, I eat raisins. No, I'm saying straight up, box of California raisins. Raisins. We have them.

We put them in our kids' lunch. What's it called? Milk maid? Milk maid. Raisin. No, it's raisin maid. Well, it's because, yeah. It's because you put them in your kids' lunch

and you give them to your children. Yes. But as an adult, you're not just buying raisins. It's a kid's food. Raisins is a kid's food. But they go... They goze with stuff, though. Yeah, it fucking goes.

And it's on a log, man. That's true. That's a snack. That shit's a snack. Like, how big is your box of raisin at home? You want to see it? How big is your box of raisins? It's important.

He's going to go get his box of raisins. You want to see it? If this bro brings out a 40 ounce of raisins, I'm going to be so hyped. What are you going to do? Yeah, be hyped on raisins. Raisins are off the charts, dude. They're good.

And to answer your question where the California raisins went, they went to wine country, okay? You think? They're straight up Napa Valley now? I think they're the Napa Valley raisins right now. I think that's what happened to them. Oh, yeah. They no longer make raisins for the children.

They're like these adults, these millennials, need to get fucking crunked up. Yeah, because they're grapes, you know? Yeah, I get that. How big are your raisins? Uh-oh. Here he is. Here he comes.

He's back. How big is this? Let's see these raisins. Okay, so like... Whip that hair back and forth. You're like a tick-tock. Okay, that's mad small. Okay, come on.

That's a little box. Oh, is that not big enough for you? May we go a little bit bigger? Different brand, dude. But you've got new man. You've got multiple brands of raisins. New man! Pull stop!

Oh, is that not big enough for you? May we get the big one out? Oh, my God! Oh, wait a second. Is that not big enough for you? Wait. Dude! Oh, shit, dude.

This guy has four different types of raisins. You have so many different brands of raisins. Oh, my God! It's as big as my head. It's fucking raising. I can barely hold it up. Oh, my God! That's the raisin cake.

Damn, dude. You might be the last survivor. Wow. You really are about your raisin game. That is crazy. That is crazy. By the way, quintessential. Sunmade.

What did I call it? Meltmade? Like, when is Supreme is going to do some raisins real soon? Yeah, that's hard. And was California raisins, sunmade raisins, or was California raisins a different thing? Because when I think of California raisins, I think of sunmade.

But is that not real bad? I don't know. I think it was just raisins. I think it was an agricultural thing. It was an ag thing. Oh, so it was like, it was like brought to you by big milk or big cheese. It was like just raisins in general, by raisins.

Why does that happen? California raisins. Like, why would, like, why does every... Let me look at it. Well, it's like when pork, people weren't buying pork, and so it was like pork, the other white meat. And they get you to like be like,

Yeah, fucking, maybe we have some pork chops. And guess what? People started buying fucking pork. Hell of pork. Beef, it's what's for dinner. Yeah, it is. Right. Milk does a body good.

Another good commercial, by the way. And I sent this to Blake to put on the board, and it just never happened, I guess, was, but... Cool. Sorry about that. The Pepsi, Ray Charles. You got the right one, baby! Uh-huh.

That was, I was like, is this like a real song? And it was just like about Pepsi. But it was as good as any song I've ever heard. You know what's really legendary about that is in Rookie of the Year, he goes on set with Ray Charles and does that song with him.

That's right. I remember that part of that movie. Watch it. And maybe that's why it resonated with me as a co-star. Member of the movie. Member of the cast of Rookie of the Year. So we're saying that milk was down so bad

that they did Got Milk in like everything. It was in comic books. It was like, they were like really charging commercials. Like, milk was down that bad. Well, I guess, I guess so. I think they were scared of big soda. You know, because that was on the tail end of the soda wars and people were like Pepsi, Coke,

and milk was like, yo, but also drink your milk, though. Right. People stopped drinking milk like that. We used to drink milk like crazy, and people stopped doing it. Yeah, nobody drinks milk no more. Oh, dude, I would go through gallons every week, bro. Yeah.

I love it. I'll just. Yeah, chug, look. I feel like adults can't process it in the same way that children can. Watch me. Can you? I think it's just.

I feel like I get like. Bro, you got a stomach full of raisins, of course. You could absorb anything. God damn. Yeah, you soak it up. Raisin, boy. Like a dog drinking water. No, nobody drinks milk no more.

No. Milk's dead. Fuck milk. It is weird. I remember when I was an assistant at Bones and like the writer's room had a birthday and Bones. David Boreanus vehicle. Now we're talking.

And they were like, hey, go pick up the cupcakes. So I went, got the cupcakes, brought them back to the writers. And then I went and I got milk and put in like paper cups. And they were like, what is that? And I was like, it's milk for like. For the cupcakes. When you had to have the cupcake that drank the milk. And they were like, get the fuck out of here.

So they were really rude to you there. They made me feel like a fucking idiot. They're like, you're so Midwest. And I'm like, yeah, I guess I am. Yeah, also is milk some like USA shit? Like does like. Dude, yes, it's such a USA shit thing. No, really, like were people drinking milk at the table

anywhere else in the earth? Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Yes, I feel like there's cows all over and they are drinking milk elsewhere. In that regard, it was a US shit thing. Yeah. But what is it? Thank you.

He said it was a US shit. And I, I honestly needed a little more explanation. I just really feel like we all grew up in households where you sat down for dinner and you had a glass of milk. But are you giving Anders, are you giving your children, your boys? Are you giving these boys these growing boys milk? Are you giving them to them? Yeah.

The milk. No, it's all bone broth now. One of them likes milk and one of them likes water. I'm joking, Kyle, you fucking weirdo. Are you giving your boys broth instead of something to drink? Are you having a laugh? Kyle, is everybody drinking broth over there? What's up, me?

Me? Yeah. What am I doing? Your household full of broth or do you drink? Oh, you're asking to me. You're asking this to me? Yeah, dude. Well, you chimed in.

Oh, I'm not. No, we don't have milk here. We don't have milk. We don't have milk in the fridge. Milk's over. It's all soy milk or... This is why they needed an ad campaign. Yeah, gotta bring it back.

No milk. Soy, isn't soy just as bad for you though? I don't know. I like to drink, I personally drink like just unsweetened almond milk because it's just, I feel like that's what I can fucking trust. That's a waste of water. I do. Admittedly, I kind of wanted to be all up in almond milk

because I'm like, you know, it's fucking, it's not milk, it's weird. It's pretty good. I like it, it's like a little sweetness to it. Well, they add sugar to it. Oh, that's why I like it. Yeah, well, that's why you gotta get the unsweetened kind because they'll say... If you get the unsweetened to taste, dookie.

Yeah, the unsweetened is not good. And that's why I didn't look good in those photos in Indonesia. Too much almond milk. Were you slamming almond milk? Yeah. Bro, just drinking chocolate milk on the island. I've been having too much almond milk. You know what I'm like?

I'm a chocolate milk guy. Actually, you know what? I stay having a bottle of chocolate milk at the crib. Oh, really? Oh, I know that about you, yeah. Have you guys ever drank Yoo-Hoo? Because that shit is disgusting. Yeah, it's gross.

Dude, no, no, no, Yoo-Hoo, wait. Oh, I'm thinking a Nestle quick. I'm thinking a quick. Sorry, I'm thinking a quick. I thought Yoo-Hoo was pretty fucking good, I thought. No, Yoo-Hoo, it's not even milk. Yoo-Hoo! It's disgusting.

It tastes like shit. No, I don't like that. No, no, no, no, no. Like chocolate water. I take, no, I take a little offense to that. Yoo-Hoo's fucking rocked back. I mean, I haven't had one in like probably 15 years, but... Adam, when you have one, you'll be disappointed.

I think it's going to give you immediate heartburn. It's not good. Now, will it give me a worse tummy ache than when I drink my white blood cells? No, maybe. A similar tummy ache? I think it's a similar tummy ache. I think so, yeah, I think that's good. Okay.

I had a Yoo-Hoo within the last five years to just be like, what was this? And it was not good at all. It's so bad. It tastes like hay. It's disgusting. Okay, Blake. That's not accurate.

No, it does not taste like hay. Did you guys ever fucking slam strawberry quick, like fucking throw the powder in the milk and then mix it up and fucking go crazy on that? Oh, yeah. Well, I would do that, but I would make it chocolate milk that way. I wouldn't go strawberry, but yeah. Dude, I went crazy on fucking strawberry quick when I was a kid.

I remember wanting to like it. Or the Hershey's syrup in milk, and where you just like squeeze the Hershey's syrup. If you were doing dry, if you were doing, doing like a dry dust, like the powder, that's weird. That was weird. The powder.

Why? The powder. We had, we had both, but the powder. I was also a Tang guy. I was a Tang guy too. I like the powders. Tang rocks, Tang rocks. But you're mixing that with water.

Something about putting powder into milk, powdered milk is disgusting to me. Yeah, it would turn into sludge. It would turn into fucking sludge. Powdered toast, man. So what, what are the things that children, I'm talking to you guys with, with the young kids, what are the things that young kids are fucking out now?

How we fucked up Capri Suns and Sunny D. Yeah, what are their drinks? And shit like that. What are their new drinks? Fucking little graham crackers, bro. I don't think they're, it's honest or whatever. What does that want? Like it's honest.

Oh yeah. Oh, so you feed your kids like healthy stuff. Like half sugar, like half sugar. There's a lot of healthy options, way more healthy options than when we were kids, I think. We had hella liquids. And do we think that the, that their kids are going to grow up like,

like pussies or? No, I think they're going to be able to go off later in life on sugar and shit because they're not going off when they were kids. Yeah, they're going to start to tweak. They're going to tweak older. Like I have to, yeah, like I have to be like, oh, I had so much fucking sugar when I was a kid.

It's like the kids that didn't drink when they were like in high school or whatever, and then they get to college and they can't handle their shit. Right. You got to ease them into that sugar. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

They're going to have sugar parties. It's going to be sick. That's tight. What is that sugar water that comes in the little bottles from like Costco? Yeah, that were like neon colors. Not a member. Not a member.

Yeah, it's, well, no, no, this is like a new-ish like last 10 years type thing. And it's like a skinny bottle. And it's like kind of horrible for kids. Yeah. But it's marketed as like, this is for hydration. And you're like, no, it's not. This is sugar water.

I'm unaware. This is Costco specific. I just remember going to somebody's house and like all the kids were housing these things. And they're like, can I have another one of these? And the mom was like, yeah, they're healthy. I was like, no, they're not. Yeah.

Right. Packed with sugar. Yeah. But also, are you, when you're parenting style, are you a little bit like, well, I ate all this fucking trash. My kids can also eat that. Or you're sort of like one foot in, one foot out. Or you weigh out. And you're like, my kids are going to be healthy.

It depends if they're with me or their mom. And that's how that goes. We're getting burgers. I'm just such a dump truck when it comes to eating that like they have no, they will not survive. Well, that was the best when mom was away. Dad will play. Oh, dude.

Fuck you. It was just pizzas all fucking day long. You know, it was like, you're going out for breakfast, sandwiches, you're getting pizzas later. It was the shit. Their lunches are way healthier than my lunches were. Because my lunch was like a sandwich. And then it was like chips.

Yeah. And then like a juice. And then probably like a capri son. Gushers. Some gushers. Peanut butter jelly. And then my mom would put in straight up like little Debbie treats. Yeah.

It'd be like, it'd be like nutter butters. I would fuck up some nutter butters. I didn't really get that shit. I had a box of raisins. I had. Kyle was just eating cinnamon rolls. Do you remember? I had a box of raisins in my lunch almost every fucking day.

Like that was my sugar. Yeah, that was it. I remember getting raisins. And you could blow into it, make it whistle. Hell yeah, you could. Wow, Anders. Points. Nostalgia.

It's way different now. At least in California, like they're like the. Kids are getting sushi in their lunches. You know, the cafeteria game is out of control. Like lunch is free. Like they're. Lunch is free? Yeah, dude.

In California schools. Yeah, dude. Fuck, dude. It's sick. Pretty fucking cool. But it's not good for you. Well, it never was good for you. It's not like when we were a kid.

What was the thing when we were kids? Like, like pizza was the vegetable. When we were kids, do you guys remember that? Pizza's the vegetable. When we were kids growing up in the school system, pizza was considered the vegetable on our plate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I loved that pizza days rule.

Well, this was a good time in our history. We had these things. We had these things called monster cookies that were cookies the size of your fucking head that you would get and just fucking smash that with a, you know, a chocolate milk. Dude. Oh, dude. Call this a Sponk, baby.

Otis Sponkmeyer. Call it what? Kyle, do you remember Taco Boats? Yeah, yeah. Taco Boats. It was just like this like weird ass little like shell. Just was filled with cheese and then little bitty like sausages that probably was not sausage.

Yum is like Taco Boat Day. We'd be like, yeah, bro. Yeah, no, that shit was greasy. I remember that shit was greasy, bro. Chicken patties. When's the last time you had a chicken? Oh, I love chicken patties, dude. I love chicken patties.

It is kind of just a bummer though that like they've basically said like, okay, we got to make foods that kids will at least eat. Yeah. Right. But it's gotten progressively shittier. Yeah. Oh, what do you mean? Like it just doesn't taste good?

You mean like the food? No, no, no, no, no. It's got less healthy. Like it's just not good for you at all. I feel like it was very not healthy when we were a kid. So it's gotten worse. Oh, it's bad. It hasn't gotten less healthy.

But bro, now it's free and they got to like figure that shit out. I still think- How do we make all this free food? I think it's okay. I thought it was good. I thought that was good. Yeah, I thought it was better. You're claiming it's worse.

It's not good for you. It's not healthy. Our lunch was bad. Well, dude, it's never been healthy. Like we used to just eat full-on trash. Oh, yeah. My point is that this is like a free lunch. So like if you're in a situation where like this is the only lunch you're going to have,

shouldn't it be like something that's decent for you? As opposed to like you have an option to buy a lunch or bring a lunch, right? So you're saying if lunch is free, it's bad. You're saying they're not even trying with it? I'm saying if it's free, shouldn't it be at least healthy for you? Because generally this is for the kids who don't have an option, right? But if you have an option, bring your own shitty food. Like I mean unhealthy food.

Wait, I think that these are better though. I'm like, I think that they're more nutritious than when we were growing up. Okay, let's stop comparing it to when we grew up as just like healthy period. Okay, fair. Yeah, that's fair. Chicken patties. Yeah, I mean like I just remember hot lunch had like you had like two vegetables and like there was anything you had to peel the like cellophane off, right?

Oh, the corn was all wet. Dude, food's gotten better, man. There was a lady with a hair net that would scoop you shit and you would point at stuff and Yeah, and you had like a punch card that your mom would do that your mom made you keep in your shitty little velcro wallet. In the 90s. Where I'm from, we had cheese zombies, dude. We had cheese zombies and I'll just say shout out to Conker.

You want to take five on that? And would we like to have any takebacks, apologies or giveaways? Would you like to take back saying that food is worse now than in the 90s or? We're giving away free cheese zombies. Dude, cheese zombies. There's a couple of them out here in the bay. Some cheese zombie shops. Yeah.

I thought there was only one. I think there's two now. I think there's two. Well, I would like to compliment you guys. I feel like, you know, it really kicked in the head a few weeks ago with not doing the the movie, but I feel like we're all doing well. We need to get together. I would like to go paintballing with you someday.

If my hip and groin allows me to run again. Again, I think that's that's what I'm going to train towards playing paintball with you guys in the next few weeks. That's such a cool goal. One of the most fun times I've ever had paintballing was when we brought all of our own shit, like we rented everything, including the CO2 and went up to my cabin and just went out in the forest. Oh, that is fun.

Like, like, no, it was the fucking sickness. I'd be down to do that with you guys in an HB. Absolutely. What are the boundaries? You invent them. I also would like to just go to a place and have it be easy. But yeah, either way. Be easy.

Either way. Yeah, that's cool. Adam's like, if we could just go to an indoor downtown place that's air conditioned and I could be back home in 20 minutes. Adam wants to go to a Target. Yeah, that'd be great. Indonesia, let's let's play on a fucking yacht, bro. That'd be sick.

That's my paintball yacht. What a shot. I thought I wrote something down, but I guess not. What are we asking about? No, no takebacks. Uh, candy critiques, any critiques? Anybody had any good candy lately? What's up?

Oh, I had freeze dried starbursts, not as good as Skittles. They're a little harder. Didn't we talk? Oh, you had freeze dried Skittles. Skittles, which are off the chain. Freeze dried starbursts, they're kind of a little too hard. Since I've been on YouTube and looked at every freeze dried candy, they do Jolly Ranchers.

They do PTOs. They do, dude, it looks delicious. And I would like to, I guess it's a shout out to my PlayStation 2 account. So if the fans wanted to play me while I'm playing Call of Duty, I don't really know how it works quite yet, because I'm still new getting back, dipping my toes back into gaming. But I am Andy Bovine, 69, and you can look me up, Andy Bovine, 69, and I will play Call of Duty Cold War with you.

You got to play with the Tiba and Aqua. They're in the field. You got to do it. All right. Hell yeah. Are you going to get a Twitch? Adam, are you going to get a Twitch? Yeah, can you get a Twitch?

Who knows? Who knows how deep I'm going to go down this rabbit hole. I mean, now that I can't like ride a bike or exercise in the way that I'm used to. Yeah, I feel like you're days away from being like, what's Twitch? I might become obese and just play a lot of video games and just be a Twitcher. I can't stop eating. That is true. That is true.

I eat because I'm unhappy. Well, let's track this. Let's follow this whole journey that you're in. Yeah. You look great, Adam. I think you look fantastic. I don't think you look like a bowl of mashed potatoes. You look great, dude.

Thank you, guys. You look great. I really mean that. Yeah, this was interesting. Hey, guys, that was another episode. Another episode of This Is Important. That shit's important. Hi, I'm David Eagleman.

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