This Is Important - Ep 125: Life's Short, Piss Hard

Episode Date: March 7, 2023

Today, this is what's important: Dental work, jokes that bombed, podcast intro lines, cross bows and mustaches, new movie ideas, Terry Gilliam, movies about old hollywood, At Midnight, Adam's health, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions like, can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered

a terrible secret. I saw it in a folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about

what's the most important bottom line critical thing happening on this planet. Today on This Is Important, I was blowing on the dick like a flute. And then I shot diarrhea out of my dick. Kissing with a boner at rocks, by the way. Buckle up. Another day, another dollar. Oh, yeah, the bitch. Have you guys gotten paid yet for this, by the way? No.

Doing it for free. I don't know. Have we what? Have you guys gotten paid for this? This is not a job, as far as I know. Yeah. I don't know. I'm assuming we have. If we're ever going to get paid, we need you guys to smash the like button and subscribe to our

YouTube channel, check out what we look like. We're all getting older. Like and subscribe. Ders, do you whiten your teeth? I noticed the other day that you have really white teeth. Let me actually tell you something. I don't believe they're ever going to change in color, because these four are fake, right? But if you look to the side, they're yellow or, and so I do, I have to get them whitened at some

point because the colors don't match. And I watch like movies or TV and I'm like, oh boy. Oh, so yeah, these are going to be like all Narnar banks and your fronts are going to be all shiny and bright. Yeah. Have we talked about this? I'm up for like doing the grill up here. What do you mean? You're up for doing the grill up here.

Should we leave and you explain that to the people at home? Like my front grill is like, they want to give me either, I think they want to give me veneers on top of it. They want to shrink my first front. Why do you have bad teeth? Your teeth look fine. I'm still inspecting to see if this is like a cash grab on the dentist part or if this is like... It's a cash grab.

If this is me, then I need to do this kind of a thing. So I'm still sussing it out, but the whole thing seems suss. I say this because my eldest child is looking to get braces because I guess when he like swallows... He's looking. He's looking to get them. He's looking. Checking them out. Yeah.

Yeah. When he swallows, his tongue goes forward, which is like pushed his teeth out a little bit. And I'm like, the doctor's like, we swallow real quick. He's like, see how his tongue goes out? And I'm like, then I'm sitting there swallowing. I'm like, I think my tongue goes out. Everybody's tongue goes out. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what do you mean?

What do you mean your tongue goes out when you swallow? It pushes forward. So like when you swallow, does your tongue push against your teeth? Yes. Yes. Everyone does. That's why I was like... Mine doesn't.

I just swallow. I mean, maybe I'm intentionally not doing it. I'll try again. I'm telling you, without anything in your mouth. Then you'd swallow your tongue. Blake, it's so good having you here. I'm going to try again. Anyway, he was like, do I need to get braces?

And he was like, you didn't get braces. And I was like, I wish I got braces. So that I actually had my teeth instead of these fake dog caps. Yeah, because your teeth were some real funky comadinas. Whoop-pap, whoop-pap. Right? They were a little whoop-wap. Whoop-pap, whoop-pap.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wait, oh. So like, totally normal, right? Yeah. Well, what do you mean? They got some gaps. This is what teeth look like.

Okay. What gaps? And then this side of your gather. Wow, look at those. Yeah. This side was a little whoop-wap. Do you have like two less teeth than you're supposed to have or something? We've been over this.

I had an extra tooth. Oh. And like, up here, I had an extra... When I lost this one, there was another tooth in the way. So this one started growing in far apart from this one, and they had to like pull the other one out. Thank you, guys. Fucking ew, dude.

But you don't like your veneers, Durs? Because I think they look real pretty, dude. I think you look really, really hot. And I appreciate that. But I do just wish that they were my teeth. That's what I'm up against. And I do have like moments where I'm like, what if I got braces back then instead of just getting caps?

And I was like, I probably would have been booking constantly. Because I would have looked like a high school kid with braces and all that. It would have been like my thing. You would have been booking something. Yeah, but you weren't an actor when you were a young boy. No one would hire me. Not a young boy. I'm talking about when I moved to LA and got these,

when my giggy died and left me some money. I was like, I'm gonna get braces. Shout out to giggy. See, so that's what I could maybe get calf implants. I could maybe do the Invisalign or whatever, but I don't want to be the 40-year-old with fucking braces, dude. I don't... No one sees it.

Why? Get over it, dude. Yeah, Invisalign's fine. Invisalign's fine, homie. Really? And people are hyped on that now. And also, you're not an actor, Kyle. Get a fucking full-on headgear. Yes, he is. He's your favorite actor.

I'm an actor. Well, he is my favorite actor, but so you're not actively pursuing acting roles. That's slipped out. That's slipped out. Career's kind of ebb and flow, but, you know, I was on CSI. He was on CSI. Thank you, WWE.

I mean, I'm totally fine. I mean, I'm totally fine. Yes, you are. You watch my scenes and that. Okay. Yes, please. Now on Hulu. On Hulu.

Sure, sure, sure, sure. But you can have braces in all of those roles. It makes the character way more unique. You're right. Yeah. You're right. That's what I was saying. So then is it Invisalign or do I go old wire?

Do I go? I think for you, metal. Metal, right? A full-on face of metal, dude. That's the conversation I'm going to have with them today. How much for Invisalign and how much for fucking metal? Dude, if you get braces, you will be absolutely 10 million times cooler. Braces?

Yeah, you would be my favorite. You'd be my favorite. Because right now you're not my favorite podcaster, but you are my favorite actor. I'm a dude. You get braces and you have to talk through them. And your mouth is like, you just have too much things in your mouth. So you're always talking like this.

Hands down, favorite podcaster. When you go in, ask if they got any old school ones laying around. Yeah. You know, throwback, like retro. You could bring it back. Yeah, dude, 90s Blake. I want some 90s braces. Yeah, I want to put my braces on and fucking listen to vinyl.

All you have to do is pick out what color rubber bands you want. That was a bad one. Rubber band, man. What color would you get? Yeah. Um, probably black and orange because I like Halloween. I'm a dude. Cool.

You are somebody. Cool. You are a person. Dude. Dude, and the fact how hard you laugh after that. He finally, he finally spoke a truth. He's just looking at Blake's mind. Blake's just wearing orange and black.

And he's like, I also like Halloween. Yes. Well, he's looking at his top two screens and I'm wearing a black t-shirt. He's wearing orange. He's like black. This is just usual spice. Trust me, that's in the room. Buzzing frog, but buzzing.

Yeah. Well, I just got some dental work. I don't know if you guys remember that huge gap I had right here. Yeah, very aware. Yes, points. It's how I describe you to people. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I got it basically. We come closer. I still let that a little bit. Yeah. Basically. Come in. Come in way closer.

Way closer. Yeah, there we go. Oh, okay. So did they extended the tooth kind of they put a little, what is that? What do they call that? Cap? A cap? What, the tooth?

They called it a composite. Yes, that's what it is. That's what it is. Yeah, and they just, it took like 20 minutes. I was like, oh, this quick. Yeah, and then they just sanded it down. I was like, if it was this quick, I would have done it years ago. I thought it was going to be a whole fucking thing.

They're like, oh, no, that's easy. How long did you think it should take? Yeah, what do you mean? For fun. Dental work doesn't take that long. Dude, I thought it was going to be like several trips. I don't know. I haven't spent, I've never had races or any real dental work.

It's definitely enough for me though. And I'm only ever, I think I've had like one or two cavities in my life. So it's, it's, I'm having a good time. Much time. I think advancements in the dental world are almost constant. Yes. Yeah, they are fucking killing it. Like every couple of years, it's like, actually,

we don't do that anymore. The whole wildly new routine, with the exception of the old school, like drill toothpaste or toothbrush thing. Oh, they haven't changed that. The polishers, they put it in the, yeah. Yeah, where they're like, you want real clear bubble gum. And you're like, what? Well, I know, I know Blake, Blake is always,

you, you get your teeth whitened, right Blake? No, no, I don't. Yeah, you do. You get your pubes bleached and your teeth bleached. I bleach my. You get your teeth whitened. Don't lie to the fans. No, I don't.

You have before. Oh, this is good. I've done whitening strips in the past, but I haven't done whitening strips in so long. Okay. They hurt my teeth. Oh, okay. Maybe that's what I was thinking about.

Cause I got, I got a free whitening from the dentist. He was like, do you want me to, I could just do it. And I'm like, fuck, okay. I did it. So you did the fucking. Yeah, you did the thing. What was that? I did that shit once.

I didn't like it. I didn't like it. It was dude. It was great. I think it's. Water trap. Adam loves it. It hurt.

No, now it doesn't hurt. Now it doesn't hurt. I was afraid it was going to hurt too. Wait, it feels good now. Oh, it feels good. No, it like doesn't feel good, but it's like it. I was like expecting it to. Cause I've done the strip.

It burns out the enamel. And it fucking hurts. So goddamn bad. Yeah, dude. I'm not into that. I'm not into that shit. But he's like, no, there's been advancements. Lesgers just said.

And the dental technology. Yes. They always are. It really shouldn't hurt that bad. And I'm like, okay. And so he did it. Or she did it actually. And he's a she now.

And it was fucking great. And then the next morning I woke up and had five cups of coffee. Oh, it's science. Just put the brown back on the white teeth. Yeah, dude. Totally forgot that I'm supposed to wait 24 hours. Yeah.

Chloe comes upstairs into the kitchen. She was like, what are you doing? You're drinking coffee. And I'm like, smile. She's like, you got your teeth whitened yesterday. And I'm like, oh. They're just tie dyed. They're like stripped down and super absorbent.

They look like the reins of a tree. Yeah. Woke up really early. Oddly and had like five cups of coffee. I was feeling ready to go today. And now I'm chugging red wine. What? What's up?

What's up? We talked about when I got my wisdom teeth pulled out. And Seinfeld had an episode about how he went under. And as he was going under at the dentist, the people started making out. Like the doctor and the assistant. And then he woke up and his pants were undone. Oh, yeah.

And so when I woke up and my mom and the dentist I was like, you know, they're like, how do you feel? I'm like, I'm good. But when I woke up, my pants were undone. My fly was open. And they were like, I'm going to come. What? Yeah.

And I was like, my fly, my pants were undone. The joke didn't land with mom. No, zero. My mom got like terrified. I was like, OK, he's just talking. But I'm like, it's from Seinfeld. And no one, no one thought it was appropriate. Wait, was that the first joke you ever said

that really didn't land? Didn't land. Because I remember mine as well. Yes. Yeah, it was weird. That was very weird. Every joke before that. Standing ovation.

Crushed. Right. Right. Uh, why, that was when you got your like, uh, wisdom teeth taken out or something when you were a kid? What joke did you say when your wisdom teeth were taken out? Well, I had mine taken out just a few years ago. No, this was, I was 20 maybe.

Right. Oh, OK. Mine did just a few years ago when I was 20. My wisdom teeth probably five, six years ago, I want to say later when you were 20. And then Blake, what was the first joke you ever told that didn't land? Right, Blake.

Wait, you want to circle back to the first joke I ever said that ever? Yeah, what's the joke that didn't hit the runway, baby? OK, well, speaking of runways, I was at the airport. So I used to fly to see my, uh, is this thing on? It's so crazy. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Blake needs to open for Adam now, Blake.

I've got a hot 15 seconds going. That's my light. Is that the light? It's not the light. Can I do one more? Yeah. It's not the light. It's a good one.

60 seconds special. Can I not do one more? Now, is that the light? The light's just not on. Is that the light? Is that the light? Actual lights that are pointed out to the stage. No, those are just lights on the stage to illuminate you.

OK, OK. OK. All right. Oh, OK. Let me know because that's where I saw it back there. Blake, was this the joke that didn't land? No, this is landing. This is landing.

No, so, OK. This is a pre-9-11 world. I used to fly. Hey, he's killing me. He's so flying up. He's crashing with a world. This is a pre-9-11 world. So I want to set the stage.

Yeah, I remember it well. Go ahead. But it was hot on the heels of the Unabomber. I don't know if you guys remember the Unabomber. How crazy is it that kids that are born after 9-11 are drinking right now? Dude, that is crazy. Wow.

Thank you. And we're back. Thank you, Uber Facts. Wow. Let's just think about that for a second. The Unabomber was after 9-11? Did it? No, pre.

No, this is pre-9-11. It's a pre-9-11 world. Are you listening? OK, pre-9-11 after Unabomber. A very specific time. Yes. Post-Unabomber pre-9-11 go. Yes, yes.

Yes, OK. So you used to like... 9? So wait, hang on one second. What was funny, what was funny, what was funny? Think of what was really funny. OK, go ahead, go ahead. But so basically, I would travel to see my dad on a plane

to see my dad. Where was he? Where was he coming to there? Oh, yeah, I got a guy coming to go. And I would walk up to the counter with my mom and like, you had to like check in to get your boarding pass. And they would always ask you if you had chemicals or guns or if anybody had asked you to hold a bag or whatever.

They would, yes. Yeah, and I remember being like, oh, no. I was like, oh, just some guy named Ted Kaczynski. That's like the Unabomber. And they're like, what? And I'm like, because they don't know who that is. My mom's like, shut the fuck up, dude. I'm like, Ted Kaczynski.

You had just watched Good Will Hunting, and you're like, Good Will Hunting, Rob Williams. They're basically just like, we should take you to another room and not let you on the plane. But since you're a little fucking kid, just don't say bomb jokes at airplane. Since you have that cute little afro, you're allowed on the plane.

You look like a girl on the USA gymnastics team. We're going to let you know about that. You're going to have to go. Yeah. Young Kerry's Strug, Kenny Strug. What was the bet they did on SNL? It was Chris Katan was her little sister, her brother. And he was on with her.

And I said a little prayer. And she's like, yeah. Because she had a hella crazy voice. He was like, it's such a good sketch. He would just mirror her voice. And then what'd you do? You guys want some cookies? Hey, and shout out to Jordan Peele for Nope,

and giving Katan the biggest shout out ever. Wait, what was the reference? Yeah, I don't remember that. Is Chris Katan in Nope? He's not in it, but they talk about an SNL sketch. And they're like, and Katan is slaying it as always. And I'm like, yes. Always slaying it.

Yeah, he did. He was an absolute crusher. Right. Wouldn't put him in the movie. But they're alluding to his Mr. Peeper's character, which was a legendary character. Yeah. I need to watch Nope.

That's on the short list of movies that I need to watch. Chloe and I just went to a screen, not a screening, but we went to the movies. Oh, hello. That's a screening. That's a screen. And watched Babylon. It's three hours long.

Which one? What movie? Babylon. Oh. Oh, Shiazelle. Is that Damien Shiazelle movie? Yeah, Damien. Is it Shiazelle?

Shiazelle. Shiazelle. I don't pronounce anything right, but I pretend to know that I know her. Is that Damien Shiazelle? Diablo. Shiazelle. I always take the road west travel.

Shiazelle? Damien Shiazelle. Shiazelle? Shiazelle. Yeah, that's him. Shiazelle. Yeah, the fucking Whiplash guy. Yeah.

And it's really, really, really, really cool. Okay. And yeah, I mean, I love like old Hollywood stuff, so. What's the time period? It's like 1920s, like. Golden age. Hollywood land. The dawn of moving from the silent era into the talkies.

Into talkies. I love that. I love that era. Yeah, I love that era. It's got its cool parts. It's super cool, but it's so long. I pissed three times. Your pants?

I think just watching movies now at home has like gotten my bladder to the point that I'm like used to just every hour or so going to the bathroom. It has nothing to do with your body and aging and your prostate. No, I don't think so. Did you actually get up and go to the bathroom though? Yeah. Yeah, I went up to the bathroom three times. Get a colostomy back.

Oh, oh, you did leave. You did leave. Three different times. I don't know if you're pissing in a cup or something, bro. Yeah, I got up and left. I went to the restroom three times. Hold up. Quick question.

Are you rocking with a giant soda? I did. Yeah, I had a giant soda and a giant water. And a giant water? You can't do that. You have to piss back in the cup. You have to finish. Just get an extra cup.

Say, can I get an extra cup? For my piss? Right. No, you don't say that part. I'm still going to say it. So I can put my limp dick inside of it around these other people and piss into this? Bro, you can block it. Wait, when you piss, you're not hard?

Are you limp during movies? I'm still going to send it. Are you limp when you piss? I am during movies, but you're right. I am rock hard when I piss. Oh, right. Yeah. So it's tougher.

Pissing with a boner rocks, by the way. I know that's going to be my little clip at the beginning of this episode. Now I don't want one. Now I don't want one. Pissing with a boner rocks. Todd already started that one. Can we talk about the clips? Look, I know we always go into these worlds, but Todd, producer, editor, can we just,

can we vary it a little bit? Don't just keep doing what you're doing. Don't listen. No, man. No. Don't listen to dirt. Keep doing what you're doing. It's gold.

Can we do just one where we say something enlightening? He says, no. Okay. We've never said. No, never. What do you think they were? What would it be? That would be weird if we dropped wisdom.

It's always like, and then I shot diarrhea out of my dick. Thanks, Joe. Diarrhea. And now that's going to be. Yeah, now that's yours. Now that's yours. You're clippable, baby. And that's how I got mine.

Yeah. Here, now Kyle, you do yours. Very shaggy. Yeah, I just made a sound for mine, and that's what that's going to be. I don't know if that's going to be yours, but. Yeah, because it cut out. I just made a sound. You had one job.

Yeah, that's not going to be yours. Yeah, they'll find something else. They'll find something else. Yeah. I had better stuff already. I'm not going to top my stuff. So when I was tongue in his D-hole. Adam, congratulations.

That's what yours is? You know, that's going to be, that'll be. I was blowing on the dick like a flute. Your boobs are huge. Okay. Like the top of a bottle. I don't know. It seems like a reach when you try this, too.

I think it, it seems like you're trying too hard. Maybe, maybe it could be bad. Ducky grandma! The same way. Yeah. Yeah, that could be. I have a tendency to do that. Try hard.

You're a try hard, bro. I'm a try hard, yeah. But look where that's got him. No, try hard is so funny to me. Why is that a diss? That's like. Kyle, look what's got him. This guy's backstage somewhere.

Okay, stop. I know. He's about to do the tonight show. Yeah, I'm currently backstage at Letterman. I try hard. Okay, yeah. Yeah, I try hard. And my boat that doesn't work says, says that that's cool.

Yeah. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University. And I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities. Like, does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident?

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Listen to Queen Charlotte the official podcast Thursdays on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or anywhere you get your podcasts. You got a busted boat? My boat keeps breaking down and they can't figure out what it is. They keep changing stuff and they're like, should be good. And then I go to take it out and then a motor straight up dies. And I like float into shape.

Hey, we got another actor with a boat. You just get a tugboat? Is that what happens? You get tugged in? Yeah, you get towed back. You have to call a towboat. Are they a towboat? I imagine you get a tugboat.

Oh, I should just buy a tugboat. Yeah. And then you'll make your money back tugging other people. And there's mine. That would be a cool ass boat to get. That would be it. That would be it. No, the best job on the bay is the the sheriffs on the bay

because they don't really do anything. And then when they do do something, it's awesome. Like someone's trying to steal a yacht. And they're like, get the jet ski. And you have to like and get the oozy. Yeah. And it's fucking cool. And most of the time they're just cruising.

Like you see them, they'll cruise past drinking their coffee just on a boat all day. And I'm like, what a cool gig. Just throwing evidence overboard for their friends out at the station, huh? Yeah. Right. And we found a little pound of coke. Hey, I found this powder.

Sprinkle, sprinkle. Maybe we didn't find it. Put that in my pocket. The fish are going to like that. I like how Blake's evidence is drugs as if that's going to incriminate them. It will. Well, maybe.

It could. It really could. I'm talking about like guns that are. Oh, guns are legal, bro. Not that if, but if you murdered somebody as a policeman with your gun, it's trace, it's all traceable. Each bullet leaves a distinct fingerprint. Wait, what?

Where's, I want to know where Ders is. Where's Ders? Wait, where? Yeah, I want to know where your mind is because you have a whole scenario set up in your head. I'm thinking of just doing some coke out on the water. You guys know I was a police officer before I got into comedy. I know it works.

Yeah. He's just doing water coke. Water Coke. That's not a good combo. You know what I was thinking on my drive down to Orange County today? How much you love Sublime? That we have to dust off crossbows and mustaches. I feel like we're talking about projects that we want to do together

since we no longer can do the workaholics movie. I'll piss now. I think crossbows and mustaches would be a super fun thing to do. I was thinking the same thing because obviously the, we wanted to give something very special to our audience with the workaholics movie. So it was going to be a little pricey. But the whole shtick of crossbows is that it's cheaply made.

So like, I feel like we could, we could do it. We could do it. We could pull it off on a budget. I know. I would have loved to do that now. That would be fun to do now just to do like the VFX and all that. It'd be super fun. And by the way, this could be for anybody.

But like really cheaply and kind of janky looking. Yes. From the 80s. Yeah. Like really perfect that, that perfect that visual would be fucking great. Get your brother back in the grandma outfit. Right. My bro, Adam's a stunt man for everybody.

Yes. Herniated disc. And keep using the same, like if we do like a car jump or something, we use that same car jump or an O for every jump that we do. We're like, quick, hit that ramp. But it's the same ramp from earlier. Yeah. Out in the field.

Yeah. Bruce and Steve in the Mini Cooper. It's just like. But at the same time, like we get paid officially. Let's just do a crowdsourcing. Let's crowdsource this. Yeah. Yes, yes, yes.

Limit it. It's a, we limit the budget. That's what we do. We limit it. Yes, there you go. We cap it off. It's limited in the budget. Cap.

It's a limited series in how much they pay us and give us to make the show. That part. It's very limited. There is something special about those like 80s looking era. What was I watching? Greatest American hero the other day. Oh my God, dude. It's so good.

I don't even know what that is. Is that like Mr. T time? Not I mean a team time. Is that like that kind of era? No. Well, it's in the 80s. This is a comedy about a superhero that's not that super. Correct?

Yeah. It's called greatest American hero. I don't know if I've ever heard of this. Yeah. Yeah. It's got that like awesome theme song. You've heard the theme song. Believe it or not.

I'm walking on it. Walking on it. Walking on it. Yeah. No. No. And then it ends with believe it or not. It's just me.

Yeah. I think Blake likes it because the guy has his hair. No, he looks more like he could be you at a young age with like blonde short curls. I'm living in a nightmare. No. Stop trying to fuck me. Well, yes, it does look like a mix of Blake and Ders.

This is you guys together are a great American hero. Yo, the show is weird though. It's actually really fucking cool. He's like a teacher. And he's like commanding respect from like the bad students. It's a special ed class. But it's just like kids who are like just like like not good kids like gang members.

Right. Like the continuation schools that they had. Right. Yeah. Like like stand and deliver. So it's a special ed class, but they're not good kids. It's like stand and deliver. They're bad kids with Down syndrome.

Well, I feel like when you say special ed, you know. I know what you're saying. Special ed is different. That's when you have like severe learning disabilities. Like a disability. These are just the troublemakers. You're saying you're talking like alternative school. Yeah.

We call that alternative school. It was the fourth floor at our school with the babies. Really? The fourth floor, bro. We kicked them out. They were in another school. Right. That's nice.

You kicked them out? What? Yo, Adam was in charge. Yeah. Well, I mean, I didn't get them out. I did. Yeah, you did. Homecoming court had to kick them out.

Yeah. Yeah. The homecoming court decided where they go. Adam's first parade was walking them through the school saying, shame, shame. There was like a bad kid school? No, I was like one detention away from being there myself. So I was like, no, they're cool.

Oh, shit. Where are you really due? They're one of us. No, they were in like the old high school. Like the like the. The abandoned high school. Super old like brick high school down the street. Wow.

Right. What was your new high school made of? Well, it was like an old, it was like a, it was like when it was just farm country. So it's like essentially just like. No, I know, but you said brick. Yeah. But the whole outside is cement, a lot of cement mostly.

Yeah. That was your, the new school was cement. The new school was mostly cement. Because my high school was brick. Well, maybe maybe your high school is what he's thinking of. Yeah. Wait a second. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. We put all the mean dumb kids over there. It was like a small and everyone was trying to kill each other. Blake is looking at this great American hero. Are you looking at it? Because you're trying to reboot it. You're like doing some developments over here,

trying to find the thing to do after the Wargallux movie blew up in our face. We're trying to make some moves, dude. And I was, yeah. I promise you, someone's got tabs on it. I love that, dude. For sure, someone does. It's too hot of a title. Well, you've looked into it.

So you would know the, you would know this answer, Blake. I think he's watched the show. I'm at the watching thing. Okay. Okay. I'm on the episode three, season one. Adam, this is where you guys differ? Yeah.

Yeah, I'm like, huh, he watched it. To turn it into a show and he's just gonna become a fan of it. And when it gets made to be like, oh, cool, someone made it. Yeah. I knew it. I fucking knew it. Someone did it. I knew that was a good idea.

I should. Right. I had that, man. Yeah, dude. And it's pretty funny. Fuck. There's something there. Man, I had that idea.

I should have done it. Anyway. I watched Time Bandits the other day. Have you guys ever seen that? Terry Gilliam. That's been remade. I auditioned for that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's, I also haven't heard of this one. Time Bandits? Really? You've never heard of it? It's a rough, it's a rough watch. Is it a show? It's a movie, right? It's a movie.

Movie. Yeah, yeah. It's a movie, but the new thing's a show, I think. Your boy, Tyka's doing it, dude. No, I know. It's, it's Tyka and Jemaine. They're both doing it. It's out, they're shooting right now in New Zealand.

And the other director. Well, it looks unreal, whatever the fuck this is. I heard there's no little people in it, and that was a problem for Terry Gilliam. Oh, really? Well, Terry Gilliam is just like kind of a wild man, right? Like I've, yeah, like he is. He was the, and he was the you of Monty Python.

Yes. Right. I remember when I found out he was the dude who was like behind the scene cutting all that shit and putting it together. And doing all those crazy, I don't know what you would call those, those animations. Right. Dude, I've never, I've never even heard of this.

It looks unreal. It was not huge. It looks like a thing that I would, I mean, it's absurd. If you can finish it, if you can get through it, I'll give you one million dollars. It's a tough movie, yeah. It was cool when you were a kid, kind of. Because it really doesn't make sense.

Sort of. I never thought it was, I never really latched onto it. I remember wanting to lash onto it really bad. I bet it would scare me like this. There's like a giant walking, walking, talking pig. I bet that would terrify me when I was a little kid. It doesn't cut together well. Like just this pig who, and not cute looking,

like really scary, like looks like a fucking pig. The imagery is cool. Sean Connery makes an appearance, which you're like, whoop, whoop, what? But uh, whoop, that's a wrap. Well, I thought his better movie was, he did Baron Moon Chouser, right? I used to watch that shit all the time.

And he did 12 Monkeys, which is, to me, an all-timer. 12 Monkeys is fantastic. And he did Fear and Mothing also. What? Really? Yes. That's Gilliam. Oh, he fucking rocks, dude. Yeah, Gilliam rocks, bro.

Yeah, he's whoopwap. He's whoopwap. He's very whoopwap. Yeah, let's whoopwap. What an ultimate whoopwap. You know when a naked grandma whoopwaps? That was him. But, and we love him, and we want to give him a gift,

but it ain't going to be flowers. I'll say that. It ain't going to be flowers. No, where's this, where's this a huge shout out to our boy? Hey, huge shout out, no flowers. But you're saying that he doesn't like the stuff that, of his that's being remade? He, what I read the other day in my trashy news feed,

which is a whole other thing, was that he walked off set because he was like, what the fuck is this? Ooh. Freakin' see ya. He walked off set because there was no little people cast in the film. He's like, where are the little people? And are they, is there a specific, a specific like?

Specific, you had it right? Like, why aren't they? The whole like group of the bandits are little people. Yeah. Oh, okay, I see. The time bandits are little people in the movie. But there's no reason that they're little people other than like, I maybe visually it's interesting for 1981 or whatever.

So Gilliam got, Gilliam got all the way to fucking New Zealand and showed up and sat in his fucking chair with his name on it, got to the monitors and he's reading the sides. He's like, this is great. I can't like shoot this. See Tycho line up the shot and he's like, wait. You going to pan down?

Are you going to pan down and reveal the main character? Wait, why is that guy five foot nine? Right. How tall is he? You have to be careful how you shoot him. Why is that man five foot nine? Right. And why is that girl five foot three?

What the fuck is going on here? Yeah, he's shoulder height. They're the same height as me. Yeah, that's not. This is a problem. That's not the band. They're not time bandits. Yeah.

But I think we're kind of getting into that era since everything is a remake now where like the original creators do not fuck with the shit being remade. And we're starting to just be like, who cares whether they care at all? Like. Yeah, we don't. Nobody fucking knows who Terry Gilliam is who's 25 or 20 or 15

is going to go see this movie. It's a show who's going to click in on that show. It happens with Alan Moore all the time. Like he created Swamp Thing and Watchmen. And he's just always like, if they want, once the shit comes out, he's just like, I'll never fucking watch it. I already hate it.

I don't even have to know. Yeah. I read that interview with him. Like he's like the meanest. He created Watchmen and. Yeah. Even though the Watchmen series was fun. I thought it was awesome.

I thought it was cool. I really liked it. This is the guy who like reinvented comic books and is considered a genius and also considered not like a great guy. But he's an asshole. Yeah. He's in my league.

I wonder what it is they're not fucking with because they're fucking with probably the money. You know what I mean? But then he actually is the guy who created League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Yeah, that's true. League of Extraordinary Assholes. But he's made assholes.

And he was like, I can't write that. Yes, points. OK, that's a slight point. And he did Vsford and Vendetta. He did. He's amazing. Damn. Oh, damn, son.

Yeah, he's. What's the Swamp Thing book called? Because that shit is. It's called Swamp Thing, I believe. It's not Swamp Thing, something or other. But yeah. I don't know. But it like it flipped Swamp Thing.

Like it's completely like it's an incredible way to think of it. It's fucking amazing. I guess Lisa Kudrow is going to be the lead of Time Bandits. Well, I'm in. I'm in. Alan Moore is out.

Terry Gilman? Out. Oh, wait. Yeah. What are we saying here, Blake? One more time. That's all vodka in that glass. What are we doing here?

Good morning. Good morning. My favorite talk show bit. What's in there? A cup you got there. Yeah, what do you put in here? There's a strong coffee on this thing. Let me tell you.

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and creator Shonda Rhimes leading the way. Listen to Queen Charlotte, the official podcast, Thursdays on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or anywhere you get your podcasts. Wait, Adam, you said that the Damien Chazelle movie was super cool. Yeah. Was it good?

Say it. Yeah, I don't know. I could see people not... He just spends a long time in every section of the movie. So if it were... It was three hours long. So if it were two hours long, I think I would really have loved it. But remember, you said Avatar 2 could have been longer.

That's why I'm kind of caught up. Caught up on this. True. True. So you think it should have been shorter. Yes, I do. But I also... It was a late night, so I was out of the theater by 1 a.m.

So it was like... Oh, that's a bumble. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was too late. I was like, maybe I should have just... You started doing this a lot? Ready to go to bed now? Louis, are you tired?

No, Chloe was straight up falling asleep, poor thing, but... If that happens, that's when you need to stand up in the aisle. But I got some cocaine from some Orange County sheriffs. Boat sheriffs. So I was wired. Hold this gun while I get the cocaine out for a second. But it's so niche. It's like, who was this movie for?

Because it's for... It's like, I like Old Hollywood, but do people really like Old Hollywood? But you saw the notes from the studios. They're like, okay, well, this is niche. We don't know if this is broad enough. Did you see Mank? Did you see the movie Mank that's kind of in the same period?

I didn't. Okay, curious. But they were like, you saw the studio execs were like, well, we'll make Margot Robbie half naked for the entire movie. They're like... And then they're like, well, that'll help, right? And it did. Right.

There's just a scene with Shaq. They're like, what if Shaq's in this scene? So what does this story just suck? It's got to be stories just not gripping. I liked it, Blake. No, it was cool. It's worth watching. Yeah, I want to watch it.

I definitely am going. I'm planning on watching that film. I imagine once you open up that time period too, you're going to just like, he probably just want to stay in it. You know, it's so cool. You want to be a time bandit. Points?

What was the movie where Brian Cranston was the writer? Trumbo, Dalton Trumbo. Trumbo. Trumbo. That's points. That was said in early Hollywood. And it felt real.

It felt like grounded. Like that's probably what Hollywood was. That's not what this is. This is like a Boswerman spectacle. Get your kitty eye, eye, eye, eye, eye. So it's different. And I kind of like the more grounded when you go back to old Hollywood,

because I want to feel like I'm part of that time. Trumbo was a great movie. I'm going to say that. That movie was rock. Yeah, that movie was rock. Do I need to watch Trumbo, Mank and Babylon all this week and just fucking transport back in time? Yeah.

Let's do a roaring 20s marathon. Let's do it. What is Mank? What is Mank, Kyle? Mank is about Mankowitz, the guy who wrote Citizen Kane. So it's about his journey kind of getting in with William Randolph Hearst, who was the newspaper dude who they say Citizen Kane is about.

And all that good stuff. So Mank was like going to his parties and that's what this is about. Oh, cool. Who cares? And who was the lead? That is, oh, what's his name? Commissioner Gordon.

Commissioner Gordon. Yeah, so I was going to say. Who cares? Different true romance. Yeah, true romance. His name is Gary Oldman. Gary Oldman. Gary Oldman.

Gary Oldman. Gary Oldman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a fantastic athespian. Warggaholic's man. Hit it. Hit it. Warggaholic's man.

What's wrong with this guy? Who cares? Gary Oldman is? Yeah. Oh, that's shit. That's disappointing. A few, many, many years ago, I went into an open house and he was there.

Hello. Oh, wow. I didn't know he was there with some teenagers came over and they're like, oh, shit, dude. Like we watch our show with your, uh, my dad all the time. I was like, cool. Awesome. That's dope.

Bringing families together. And then Gary Oldman comes around the corner. He's like, dad, look. Oh, shit. He's like, oh, yeah, hey, hey, hey. It looks like true. I love that. It's like it's true.

That's so tight. Cool dad. Definitely watch Mank. He gives a great performance. The movie is, is wild. I think he was nominated. Was that when he had like the fat suit on? Was he big?

I don't think he was big. No. No, I think that's when he was like church, Winston Churchill or something. Yeah. This is like, they have a guy, the guy who plays Orson Welles is really good. I like the guy who played Wells.

It's cool. Is that the guy from balls of fury? No. No, no, that dude. Doesn't he play Orson Welles on something though? Does he? He plays Orson Welles. Welles cares.

I thought he played Coppola, dude. No, doesn't he play? I think he played Coppola. Shout out to that guy who's in like Fantastic Beasts and all these movies. No, he plays Coppola. Yeah. And he's in Fantastic Beasts.

What is his name? He played Coppola in fucking The Offer, which is about the making of- What the hell are these movies? The Offer, which by the way, the Offer was really cool. This is about the making of The Godfather. That's Francis Ford Coppola's play. The Offer was making of The Godfather on Paramount Plus.

But it is. It's a really cool series. I liked it a lot. The Offer was rad. I want to watch that as well. I need to watch that. I love Coppola, man. I love his whole thing.

Yeah, that's worth the watch. It's really interesting. You guys are something else. I'm liking it. Wait, real quick, I just got to get this in because I forgot to do it last week. Be rabbit on Paramount Plus at midnight. Watch it.

It stars me, Diego Bonetta, Monica Barbaro. Go check it out. I'm going to Mexico City tomorrow for the premiere. We're going to have fun. OK. All right. Get her done. Oh, sick.

Oh, dude. Sick. Never been to Mexico City. Heard it's cool. Chloe is going to a screening of it. She just finished, I think. She saw it before me. In LA.

She's a screening of at midnight. Wow. Did she text you that it was WPAP? Yeah. Or Naked Grandma. Points. She texted me Naked Grandma, yeah. At midnight.

On the red carpet, that's the only thing I'm going to say. Look, I got a call and I was like, WPAP. I got to do it. It's a Naked Grandma. And I'm super excited to be part of it. Loose butthole, get him out. Who are you? Oh, yeah.

Loose butthole. Wee. Loose butthole. It was a total chore. Don't get it. And I'll have to dongle you, wee-o. Loose butthole. Chore.

Great ass. Loose butthole. Chore is the most fucking thing. Adam's texting you now, like, how was the movie? WPAP. Yeah, was it a WPAP? I'm pissed now. Oh, he's getting the fucking, like, he's getting a WPAP?

How many WPAPs was it? Did she fall asleep during it? We need to know. Type one of the holes. Yeah, she said, I hated Derz's part. Wow. Can't be right? Perfect.

No, she did not mention the movie. But I'm excited. I'm excited to talk to her about it. And I'm excited to watch it myself, dude. It's going to be fun. Yeah. It's a rom-com. It's half Spanish, half English, global.

Now, when is this coming out? When is this dropping? Dude, global. Now? Uh, yeah, no, exactly. I think it comes out like it's out now. That's the whole thing nowadays. It's already, it's out now.

It's already out. It's on Paramount Plus. Yeah, February times. It's out as we're speaking. It's out. Okay. I don't even know why I'm talking about it. You guys have all already seen it out there.

Thank you, TII Nation. Yeah. I know. It was WPAP. Yeah, yeah, biggest movie ever. Great job, Derz. Yeah, way to WPAP it. It's amazing.

Whitney Cummings is in it as a house's sister spain. WPAP. And that guy is a, he's like a big star in Latin America, correct? He's not kind of. Yeah, he's like their Zac Efron. Oh, god damn. Sexy.

He's like performed for the president and stuff down there. Truth, true baller. I'm going to come. Very talented. That's right. Now was he cool or was he like a dick? Spilled them tea. Hey, let's sip tea.

Spilled the tea. With Adam Dean. Super nicest dude ever. Every night we filmed, I was only there for two weeks. But like every night was a fiesta. That's fun. Pupus out. We were filming at a hotel that's like a total wedding venue

place and we were setting up dinners like every other night that looked like weddings and just having like, he would bring his meat guy in. Shout out to Ms. Rahe Meats. Okay. He had like a pallet of meat sent to the hotel and we ate like perfectly cooked steaks and all this shit. It was off the chain.

Oh my god. Yeah. This is a big party every night. A good time. That's life. I buttoned the seat. I worked with Zach Efron and he didn't fucking bring in a meat guy at all.

I'm pissed now. Well, he was the meat. You got to lick that meat off of that bone. One day he brought some shock tarts to set. Yeah. So that'd be nice. Here. He has some old Halloween candy.

That's about it. That's when you know you've made it when you have a guy for specific foods. It's like how De Niro on the intern had a mozzarella guy. He had a cheese guy. That would come. A cheese gentleman. This is the way.

He like rented a yacht for us to take out on the weekend because he was like, I want to make sure you guys are having a good time on this movie. And I'm like, yeah, we are fucking sick. You're like, I want to make sure I'm fully taken good in the morning. I know, dude.

For real though. Good time. I love it, dude. Dang, I got to dip down south. Do a... Yeah, you need to learn Spanish. Oh, yeah. Got to do a Mexican movie.

You know how to learn Spanish? Babble. Yes, language for life. Language for life. You've heard the ad. Yeah, that is like... For life. Oh, I got to get that drop.

I got to get the N-O-V-O drop. Oh my God. Yeah, Mexico took care of us. It was a good time. And I never went to Mexico City, so I'm excited to see a different type of Mexico. Right? I'm always like, oh yeah, palm trees,

like white sand beaches. I heard Mexico City is very, very cool. Yeah. Very cool. Yeah. Well, I'll let you guys know. Yeah, I heard it's awesome. Yeah, please do.

I've flown in and it's sprawling. You're like, my God. I mean, it's like 15 million people. What's the population of Mexico City? What's the pop of Mexico City? 15 million? That's a lot of people. It's huge.

That's a lot. No, that's bigger. I wouldn't be surprised if it's bigger. Todd, don't let me down. Todd? Todd, Todd, how big is it? Todd, how big is it? How big is it?

8 million, okay. 8.8. 8.8. As of 2016, it's probably double that now. Oh, come on. As of 15. It's quadrupled that now. Wait, but remember we flew into Lima?

The population of Lima is fucking like 12 million. Todd, it's probably six. So Todd, is it six? Todd, was that right? I don't know if we should get into population conversation right now. Why? Why?

Population control? What are you afraid of? Hey, Todd, can we look at the population of Lima? I just don't think we know anything about this. I'm just going to say it. Oh, I'm terrible. I don't even know how many people I graduate with. Like, if you try to throw that number out.

What do we got? Lima. OK, Lima, 11.2 million. The numbers are geography or nothing. That is absolutely nuts. That is nuts. You know what? That's important.

Lima's not even on my radar until we went there. You don't know about Lima? That shit's important. But why were you landing there, Adam? Where were you going that you landed there? You know, I cannot remember now. It was a wrap. But I remember I flew into it and I was like, Jesus,

the city like never ends. Yeah, where was I flying? You said pilot, take me away. Isaac says to go visit possible wedding spots. Oh, yes. Yeah, that's right. I think that is the case. I was looking at different wedding locations.

This guy, your life is a wrap. That was fucking dope. And I'm not even naked grandma about it. My life is such a wapap. I'm your friend. That's odd, dude. I'm your friend. Life is a wapap and then you fucking.

So it's Blake's birthday coming up, right? Is Blake's birthday is the next one or is it Derz's birthday is the next one? I just had one. Kyle just had his three nine. Yeah, just had his three nine. It might be my birthday as we're recording this, to be honest. Oh, yeah.

Your birthday is today? It might be. Well, no, it's. Well, when this drops. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, you said when it's recorded. I know.

I'm a fucking idiot. You fucking idiot. You fucking dumbass. I knew what he was talking about. You are so dumb. You know what I'm saying. So we do this live. This is T.I.I. live.

I'm still going to say it. Yeah. That means 40. We're all about to be 39 boys. And I'm 39 right now. 69, dude. I'm excited for a 40th birthday. Yeah.

Yeah, man. I want to do a real bangerang. I can't wait till my spine leaks out the side. I want to read like a. Now, is it just going to be a year? Is it just going to be a year full of parties? Is that what it's going to be? Or are we going to have a collective big bash?

Oh, you want to do, you want to do one party? I feel like it can be collective. Kyle wants to do a joint birthday, if you know what I'm saying. I just don't feel comfortable having my own birthday. Yeah, that's a point. I like to do it. I don't like having birthdays, man. Yes, points.

Kyle, you just want to say joint birthday and wink at everybody. Joint birthday. Wink, wink. Oh, yeah. Oh, joint birthday. See, now I have to wink, wink. Now I have to.

I'm going to have a heroin birthday. It's about female. You're going to hire like a female. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wonder Woman's going to be there. Well, it's my heroin birthday. This is Harriet Tubman and Wonder Woman. Yes, points.

And Captain Marvel. Yeah, and I show up with a needle hanging out of my arm. Oh, juice. Oh, juice. I guess I missed the memo. Oh, I read the invite wrong. Oh, that kind of heroin. It just freaks me.

Hey, well, come on in. Oh, fuck. He's ODing. He's ODing. I've been getting into character. He's ODing. Adam, get away from Wonder Woman. Save me.

What are these heroines must save me? Let me get that lasso and tie off real quick. Yes, points. Adam's flying around in an invisible jet. That's a Wonder Woman reference. Yeah. I mean, that's what he's doing. What's up?

Alan Moore hates it. I liked it. He hates the remake. Any takebacks, apologies, giveaways, epic slams? What do I want to apologize for? Candy criticisms, car corners. Wait, do I have a candy? Did I talk about Starburst, Dehydrated?

Yeah, you said they were not as good as Skittles. Right. Yeah. Okay, that's all right. Yeah. You've been saying that. Weeks or weeks have saved that. I can't get over it.

That's all that's happened in your life. When the schedule clears up, you really want to get this shit. Fucking out there. Oh, I will say that. Those shots that I've been doing in my hip. Yes. So I'm on my second shot now. I just did it yesterday.

Is this a compliment to the ShotGiver? No, I'm bringing up another thing. So I guess I'll compliment the doctor. New topic? Late new topic. All right, cool. It's called PRP and it's when they spin the blood and take the white blood cells and inject it into my hip.

And it's fucking working, dude. I feel better than I felt in almost a year. Great ass. So you don't feel worse. I feel... Well, it hurts. It really hurts. And then I live around for a few days.

But then... But it's getting better. It's a different pain. Yeah, it's a different pain because it's isolated. Like my pain was like all wrapped around through everything. And now once the pain of the shot wore off, I felt great. I was like... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Is this stem cells? Working out like normally it was fucking... Is this stem cells? No, it takes your white blood cells. It spins your blood around, takes just the white blood cells, and then they inject it into the injured area. And then they battle. So big shout-outs to Modern Medicine.

Yeah, hell yeah. Yeah, I'm for it. I was trying to go the more holistic approach. Nah, fuck that, dude. Yeah, get in the... Get in there. Now, I'm super... Get the scan.

Talks to me. Cool. I'm super into that Modern Medicine, dude. Oh, yeah, yep. And I'm thankful for everyone that fell into the DMs. They fell into my DMs. My DMs, they don't... Right, right.

Yeah, they don't crawl in. What things? Sorry. And saying that they also had torn labrums and what they had to do to get through it. And it was encouraging. They had to do leeches. Just going like...

Okay, that's it. Every... You know, people have... I'm not the only one. And people have also gone through this. Right, through this. They've gone through this. Through this?

People have also... It really brings... They've gone through it. And they're gonna get... Nick through it. We're gonna get through it together. Yeah. We're so happy.

Oh, dude. Did you see my boy post the other day? I tried to... Yeah, the cancer post. Sorry. I'm not laughing about cancer. Yeah. But...

Why? Dude, my stand up to cancer post, I like did it super quick. I was like doing something else. And I wrote like hashtag stand up to cancer and kiss cancer goodbye. I wrote kiss cancer goodbye. I wrote kiss cancey goodby.

Yeah. Yeah. You gave cancer a cute name. Cancey. Yeah. We don't like cancey. Kiss cancey goodby. It's really cool to see how much you care, Adam.

I got the cancey. Dude, I was doing something else, but I was trying to post. Well, at least you had a blackout. And then I totally fucked it up. And then I posted it and went about my business and then Chloe came home and she was like, Jesus, Adam, I didn't really need to profane your post.

And I was like, what are you talking about? And she's like, look at what you did. You wrote kiss cancey goodby. It was a little... It was like, whoopsie. Co-fee-fee. And then, my God, the TII nation fans in the comments were lighting me up.

Yeah, they're going to do that. Yeah, it's good. Which I appreciated. Man, I was laughing so hard. Sometimes you got to have people check you. You know what I mean? It's always good. Bring you back down to earth.

It's good for real life. I was laughing so hard. I was crying last night. So big shout out to TII nation for... Just being relentless out there. Yeah, for being relentless and letting me know that you are so dumb. Absolutely. Keeps us humble.

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We're ready. And I hope you guys make greatest American hero. That'd be cool to see. OK. Zippered. I feel like maybe you should develop it. But we probably not. Blake, I'll become a fan with you.

I'll become a fan with you. I'll flip it on. Well, let's see what happens on the next episode of... Did I talk about... Pre-Strategy Steps? This is... IMPORTANT! Hi, I'm Dave Diegelman.

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