This Is Important - Ep 126: What Would Diplo Don't

Episode Date: March 14, 2023

Today, this is what's important: Blake selling his clothes, Kayfabe, Diplo, vintage t-shirts, Adam's health, Mardi Gras preperations, Girl Scout cookies, milk, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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what's obviously most crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today we talk about... We want a Girl Scout Casino in Las Vegas. That would be sick. Was the gas used or not? Because if it was, if it's empty, it's worth more. You should get those value evaluated. I'm still a fun time having freaky, freaky cat. Here we go. Start your engines. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Potimentary, my Emma Watson.

Yes, sir. Potimentary, my dear Buttson. Right. Hell, yeah. What are you saying? It's potimentary. Potimentary. Potimentary. It was a bit, we were doing pre-pod.

Sort of bled over. That's how natural the pod is, man. And you said Emma Watson. Did you say Emma Watson? I said Emma Watson. Right. Yeah, so that's a funny thing. I said Buttson. I said my dear Buttson. Oh, my dear Buttson. That's pretty good.

That's fun. All right. That's fun. It's a bagel. It's a bagel, my dear bagel. Blake, you just, you just, the board speaks for you, huh? Yeah. I love it.

Yep. Perfect. Do you think I could do a whole episode where I don't talk and I just use the board? Yes. Um, no, I don't think we could do that if I'm being real, bro. You gotta speak. I feel like that would have more backlash than luggage talk.

Well, no, no, no. It's because if we geared all the questions towards Blake, like if this was a Blake episode, but he could only answer in soundboard questions, I think that's got legs. That's a good idea. Hot, hot, hot, hot. Hey, Blake, what was it like the first time you had sex? That's what I was going to ask.

Since it is. Well, yeah, of course it was. Hey, yeah. Of course it was. I'm a dude. Yeah. Yeah, we know. All right.

And did you last very long? Did you last very long or no? Yeah. That was like a draw. I'm sorry I'm embarrassing you. I'm still going to send it. Right. I know.

I know. I don't want to go there, but like if you had to say, did, did you last long or no? I'm still going to send it. Oh, fuck yeah. Okay, fair enough. You did last long. You did last long.

You sent it. But he went round two. He went round two. You didn't last very long, but he still sent it. That is correct. Yep. Yep. You didn't last round two.

That's correct. Okay. Wow. And uh. I don't know. Okay. Well, I was just going to ask if you liked yourself. It's science.

Do you like yourself? Blake, I don't want to get too personal about it, but do you like yourself? Wait, he's not doing the board. Yeah. Yeah. He's crying. No, he was looking for no so hard.

Yeah. No, that comes from the pod that you don't. No, that one hit too hard. That was the home for Blakey. That one hit too hard, so. And I log off the Zoom. If you had to pinpoint one thing that you don't like about yourself, what would it be?

He's working on. Great ass. I agree. I mean, and that can be a distraction in life. I agree. And that is debatable. That is debatable. It's not debatable.

It's very much true. It's a great one. I eat because I'm unhopping. Yeah. Well, there's that's why you got that great ass. Yeah, you know, but don't get dunked in between those butt cheeks is a loose but hole. Yeah. Yeah, it's all right on.

Blake, feel free to use your actual words to answer this, or you can keep using the sun board if you want. This is the way for people to turn off the podcast. But no, this is the way. Okay. I saw that you sold some of your shirts, some of your like Marvel shirts at what was it?

Seshwan Market. What is that? Is it real? Yes, my boy Seshwan Market. I will speak on this a little bit. Speak on it. Hey, you're back. All right.

Good. Hey, it's a podcast. So I'd love to hear from you. Thank you for bearing with me, guys. That was that was very powerful for me. Thank you so much. Good. Thanks for your bearing your soul.

Yeah, dude. I was digging in the catacombs and I stumbled across a lot of like, I used to collect like Marvel all over print t-shirts. And I had a little little case of them. And the catacombs are just your closet. It's the boxes. It's the bin. My garage.

It's the bin. Yeah. My garage where I keep. It's where he keeps his cats and his combs. Yeah. Yes, points. Yes, points. Yes, points.

I was digging through my cat. My cat. He said cats and combs. Yeah, dude. But so I brought him to my homie Seshwan Market, looking him up on Instagram. He's like a vintage dealer dude. And I'm like, hey, because I was looking at the shirts

and I wasn't going to give him away. But I noticed like a lot of the white t-shirts, the rings of the collar were like super like brown. So I kind of like text and picture. Like a bacon neck situation. Yummy. Well, sort of like a bacon. Bacon neck is like,

bacon neck is the wavy, right? That's the wavy. Stretch to wavy. That's a wavy baby. Yeah, it's all the way to bacon. And what were the, what were the pits like here, Blake? Were they juicy or? Bacon neck.

The pits were actually white. It was the neck. So it was the rings of the necks. And I looked it up and I guess. So we got a sweaty neck situation. Well, look at all that hair. Yeah, I guess like the dead cells and stuff. Look at your hair.

And also I wear makeup. So like the foundation rubs off. I love that you Google that you're like, why could this be dirty? It's like kind of obvious. But yeah, did you think you were dying? I thought maybe like my sweat had some. Well, they're old shirts.

You, you got those shirts second hand as well. Those weren't brand new shirts that you got. Correct. I, they were like eBay purchases and stuff like that. But yeah. So I brought, I like, I like sent them the pictures of the dusty collars. And he's like, oh yeah, I could fix those.

But like, like send me some pics of the shirts. And I started sending them and he's like, yo, you're like sitting on some of like the rarest Spider-Man shirts on the market. And those sell for like. On the planet, mate. A lot of money. Like the largest.

So what are we? Yeah. What? What are we talking? What's the market? Yeah. What? What is it?

Should we guess? What's the over under? Oh, I've loved to guess. And did you take crypto or did you take US current? Like what currency did you sell these? Yeah. Did you go Eutherium?

Facts of chips. No, it's a Zell situation. I don't know if you guys are familiar with Zell. Zell, Zell money traffic. Zell is just regular currency though, right? Correct. That's not its own. It's not like a coin.

Okay. Well, yeah. I'm sure you can use like pounds and Zell, Zell jewels. Yeah. Yeah. Zellen like a felon. Yeah. That's a regular currency.

Yeah. Okay. So what are we talking? Like what is good, good money here? First of all, what did you buy them for and when? Can we get that information? Is that okay? Great question.

Great question. Yeah. Smart. Great question. Smart inflation. Let's factor this. We're talking inflation. Let's factor it.

Okay. Let's get poly charge. And what's your address? So a good handful of the ones that were worth the most, I purchased around 2012. Great movie. Go ahead. For about 50 bucks.

50 bucks a shirt. Over a decade, 50 bucks a shirt. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna, I know what my, where I think my ballpark resides. Okay. Yeah. I think you out of zero.

I think you're looking at. That old saying. I think, I think you out of zero. Where's your ballpark resides? You think, you think that these shirts have 10 X's? That's what you're saying? I do too. You do?

I think they're 500. 500. I think that's, that's the, that's where my ballpark resides. Okay. Okay. You're going with 500. You guys are all going with 500. I'm not going with 500.

I want to, I want to say 350. 350. Conservative. Okay. He's taking a sip. He's about to drop $800. Right. He might be in a thousand.

Well, also like, I wouldn't ever buy a shirt that, you know what they're paying them, what they're paying extra for? What's that? Is those juicy pits. Do you should have left those pits a little juicy? Yeah. Blake Anderson, juicy pits. They want the canaries.

They want the canaries underneath. So now that I, I rethought that they actually wanted your sweaty old shirt. I don't think that's a factor. That could be. $800. $800. You mean you don't think that's a factor?

Of course that's a factor. Are they marketing them as like Blake Anderson's old ass? Yeah. He was on Instagram talking about it. He was there. He was on the Instagram. Oh, I didn't see the, I'm sorry. I didn't see the original post.

My B. I don't think that affected the price though. This is a, on the market, it didn't affect the price that it is mine. Even though one of these shirts I did wear to Ant-Man 1 premiere. You can Google it and see me in the Venom shirt. I want your laptop. This needs to be in Planet Hollywood. Yeah.

Absolutely. Okay. So you fucked up. Okay. So what are we talking? What are we talking? Okay. Actually, do you guys care?

We can move on. Yeah. Right. Honestly. All right. Love it. Should we leave them hanging? I'm just playing with you guys.

No. All right. Well, what was it? No, I would love to know. I personally would love to know. What was the price? The shirts had an estimated range starting. And this where I'm never going to throw out anything ever again.

Oh. They went from $1,000 a shirt to $5,000 a shirt. Wow. You sold one shirt for $5,000. It was a bagel. Yeah. Holy fuck, dude. Jordan Peele is about to be repping these shirts.

It's like, who bought these shirts? I mean, I don't know if I'm supposed to disclose that stuff as like a dealer to dealer. Okay. So you, but you know who it is. Yes. You know who it is though. Yes. Oh, cool.

Do you know these people? And is it a famous person? It's someone who I don't know them, but their name definitely rings a bell. Mucky dokey. Rings a bell. Bell, bell, telephone. Rings a bell. Saved by the bell.

Mark Paul Gossler. Mark Paul Gossler. Mario Lopez. Reside. So with that said, I'm not going to sell any CDs. I'm hanging on to everything I've ever had. So wait, did Seshwan Market tell you how to price these then? Because I feel like you'd been like, you have them, dude.

You're a good guy. No. No, we collab. We, you know, he's the homie. I've like worked with him before. So he's, he's like, this is his life. This is his gang. The name rings a bell.

Yeah. Andrew Santino did a collab with him. I did a collab with him. He did. You're talking about Seshwan Market. Oh, sorry. You're saying the person I sold it to. Yes.

Yes. Derz is trying to find the code with him. So is this, this, so it is a famous person. If we guess, would you tell us? I don't want to, I don't want to put you in that position. I do. No, it's not, it's not even that. Who is it?

Yeah. It's someone, it's not actually a famous person. It's someone who works very closely with a famous person. Oh my God. Oh, it's a stylist. Is it, is it the guy that used to carry the umbrella for Diddy? I already know who it is. It is Bentley Fawnsworth.

Yes, sir. It's Bentley Fawnsworth Bentley. Yes. It's Jimmy Hart. It's Jimmy Hart, dude. Is this stylist a woman? It's not a stylist. I said stylist.

It's not, it's not, but. And it's not a, it wasn't a woman. No. Okay. But it's pretty cool. Okay. Well, all right. Okay. That's way cool, dude.

So, so are you digging in the crates? Have you gone back down to the catacombs and you're like, well, do I have some like old wrestling shirts or some old band shirts or? Yeah, dude. You can't get, you cannot get rid of this shit. Yeah. This is partial retirement, bro. I know.

Did you lay the money on the bed and have your girl just like roll around? Oh boy. Wow, that would be so good. Absolutely, man. Cool. It was Scrooge McDuck. And you were like Marvel at this money. Another, another kid on the way.

Yeah. Let's pop out another one. Yes, boys! Awesome. So how much did you walk away with, Blakey? It sounds like a Wapwap. Yeah. Like a, like 10, like a 10K or like, you sold one for five.

I mean, yeah, potentially I can make a lot of money because I have a lot of the shirts. I have like 15 of them. Oh, dude. Yeah. It's crazy. But I also think that the market is kind of like crest like vintage is so crazy right now. I didn't realize. Yeah.

Can vintage get better? It's going to stay like that. It's been like that for a long time though. Is it growing? It is growing because so for instance, I bought those shirts. I'm growing. I bought those shirts for 50 bucks because like nobody was really searching like Marvel all over print on eBay.

Now, if you look that up, you're not going to find really anything under. Yeah. 500 is like low, like 300 is a low shirt. Yeah. Wow. You were 2000 and early to the Marvel all over print. You were fucking early. Yeah.

You were way 2000 early. Yeah. Well done, bro. Well done. So what are some other shirts that that are, did he tell you because it's like 5K like very, very much on the super high end or he's like, dude, if you have a 1984 Dolly Parton t-shirt, you're going to fetch 8K or whatever. Yes.

Right. What's the hottest? Yeah. Yes. Basically, the science of it right now is that, hold on, let me hit the board. It's science. Yeah. The social science.

Got it. Cool. Yeah. Very funny. Marvel's doing really well. There are things that it ebbs and flows. The market ebbs and flows. So like pro wrestling was hot for a minute, but I guess it's kind of down right now.

Oh, I don't know. I feel like wrestling the last two weeks has exploded for some reason. Is it Logan Paul over there like in professional wrestling right now, probably bringing a whole new crop? Maybe. It's the Logan effect. Yeah. But I'm getting like, is AEW wrestling?

AEW is sick, dude. I went backstage at one. We didn't even talk about that. It was so sick. What is it? No, we'll get it. American extreme wrestling. Is that what is AEW?

Dad. Uh, I don't believe that. Yeah, Blake Wynn. Blake Wynn, he should know. Yeah. No, AEW is like kind of like the challenging federation to WWE right now. They're making a push. Oh, it's like a big, it's a big one.

Yeah. Sting's in it, dude. What? Stings. Stings in that motherfucker, bro. Fucking sting. Oh my God, bitch. Yeah.

Sting is in that motherfucker. Oh my God. Is she black and white sting? Is he the crow? And it's no way it's not affiliated with WWE ever at all, right? Not at all. Completely separate federation, completely. And did WWE just sell to investors in like Saudi Arabia, right?

That was a rumor. I don't think it actually happened because remember, Vince McMahon got in trouble for like having sex with employees and like giving them hush money. Really? So he like stepped down. Oh my God. That wasn't like a storyline.

Really? I never would have thought that guy would have done that. Who would have thought that? Yeah. That's incredible that came out. Really? I never would have thought that. Allegedly.

And I'm a great judge of character. Derz is right. So how did he not play it as a storyline? It feels like... Well, that's the thing, dude. He probably did, dude. That's the thing. He still can.

That's the thing about pro wrestling. You never know what's real or what's kayfabe. It's the best. Well... Kayfabe? What? What? Kayfabe.

It's... Kayfabe. Yeah, it's like the blurred lines of like reality. You guys are hitting some fucking terms today. Well, we talked about kayfabe when we did the Workaholics Wrestling episode. Yeah. There's a lot of kayfabe talk.

I remember when we were writing that episode, and I'm like, what are we talking about? I still don't know what we're talking about. Kayfabe. It's a term within the industry. Is it a term specific to wrestling? I don't know either. I believe so.

I mean, we can explore it. Um, I've heard it talked about in other ways, but wrestling is its main, is when you hear it the most, for sure. Wild. It's like when you don't let down the character, even when you're in like real life. You never show. Right.

Oh, okay. Kayfabe, in the dictionary from Oxford... Oxford Dictionary. We're back to Oxford. In professional wrestling, the fact or conviction of presenting stage performances as genuine or authentic. So... Yes.

Method acting. Yeah. Method. So basically acting, yeah. Yes. Who's gonna be the first method actor to call it kayfading though? It's with a B. It's not it. Joaquin Phoenix was like, I mean, I've been up as the first kayfader.

It's a fabe. It's, you keep saying it wrong, Derz. It's kayfabe with a B. With a B. Fabe? I like kayfaded. I'm kayfayed. I drink.

Yeah. Yeah, dude. I thought you've been saying fade the whole time. No. That's when you get a little, when you're a little drunk doing it, you're kayfaded. Yeah. I get drunk because of the character of Blake Henderson

or the character of Blake Anderson that I've created. Right. Truly, I'm a sober man at heart, but I have to stay kayfayed. Right, right. Well, that's the whole Hogan versus Gawker. Wait, what was that? That's, no, that was they leaked his porno. That was a real, yeah, that was a very real.

I know, but there was some argument, if you peel back that case, where he said when he did that stuff, he was in character. I didn't peel it back, I guess. Hold up. He said he was in character. When he was fucking? When he was like, man, I ate too much lunch. That was his character.

When he was doing his sex tape? Yeah, yeah, it was something, it was something like the sex tape was in character, so you do not own it, you couldn't put it out. You couldn't. But then he like also said like racist stuff. So he was claiming that was Hulkamania? I'm not, I'm not back in Hogan here.

Right. Yeah. Well, that was. Yeah, but he was in character. Yes, yes. I don't know. Hulk is a heel now. Okay.

It has to be a fucking crazy place to live, by the way. Is it real? Yeah. Todd just sent this in the chat. Former WWE chief executive Vince McMahon paid more than 12 million, 12 million to four women to cover up allegations of sexual misconduct and infidelity. Allegedly.

According to the Wall Street Journal. Guys listening, you heard it here first. Yep. All right, we'll have it. Dude, 12 million to four women. I'd watch that movie. I'd watch that movie. It'll be green with.

That's a lot of Marvel shirts. That's a lot of moolah, baby. That's a lot of Marvel shirts. Adam Ray. Adam Ray playing him on The Rock Show, right? Yeah, that is right. Oh, yeah, Young Rock. That role is about to get juicy for Adam.

Yeah. That's pretty cool. He's going to finger a couple bottles or whatever Vince McMahon did. I'm not sure. On ABC Family. Allegedly. Allegedly.

Adam Ray's going to have a spin-off. These retro t-shirts, we think this is all just like rich people flexing on Instagram about shirts that no one can have. This is just NFTs. They're going to be as big as NFTs. Yes, exactly, Kyle. This is the same mentality, brah. Wait, I'm sorry.

It's not NFTs because it's an actual thing. Yeah, you can touch it. True. I know. I said mentality. I said mentality. T-shirts. It's like limited.

What was like gold? Exactly. It's exactly what NFTs were in the digital space. It's like a thing worth something. It's more like art. It's wearable art. Yes, exactly. But NFTs are digital and anybody can look at it

except you hold it. You have the true one. Right. So I started to fall down this rabbit hole now of searching out who are these collectors and that's exactly what it is. It's more because I used to wear these. You guys remember I used to wear these?

So who are you saying it's obviously Diplo? Yeah, it's Diplo. Diplo bought your shirt. Yeah, you got it. It's Diplo. Yeah, okay, all right. Yeah. It has to be.

Yeah, great. Yeah, it has to be Diplo. Yeah, Diplo bought the lot. Yeah, obviously, dude. Yeah. He's going to look so much better in these shirts. I know. He's looks great.

He's going to look really hot. He looks great. He's going to look really hot. He's going to wear them all like to can and stuff. It's going to be cool. Yeah, I know. Dude, he's going to look so fucking cool. Red carpet with these shirts?

Yeah, black blazer, Wolverine shirt. I weirdly the other night fell down like a little Diplo hole where I just found myself looking at photos of Diplo. And he's always like, what are you looking at? And then she's like, what are you doing? I'm like, this guy just looks cool doing shit. I don't know. You just found your love for Diplo?

Yeah, like what? Yeah, it's fucking. I don't even really listen to his music or anything. I'm just like, he just lives a very exciting life. He's just. He is. He's at every event and that's like his whole thing. He's at every event in the world.

He's just there. I went to his Grammy after party. It was fucking insane. It was in Hollywood and it was just it was absolutely packed. It was madness. There were so many people there. Yeah. It's all dirt nasty.

It's all just everybody. It was packed. Everyone was there. I saw dirt nasty. So that's what you let off with? Well, I couldn't remember it too well. Everyone was there and you went with Simon Rex. No one talked to me.

Cornered Simon Rex. Pupple, sound! It was big for me because I definitely cornered him. I'm like, my buddy turns freaking loves you, dude. You're not rap again. Straight up. He's like, I'm not doing I'm not going back to that. I could tell he did not want to talk to me at all.

Oh, wow. I was coming in hot, bro. I was coming in hot. He's a, no, he's a homie. There's no way. No, I was coming in hot. Yeah, I bet Blake was leaning in a little too hard at that point. I had pizza stains on my shirt.

It was bad. Really? I love it. You rolled the diplomas with pizza stains on your shirt? I didn't know. What do you mean you didn't know? Hey, see, the issue is that we live in a society where that's bad, Blake.

Yeah, I know. For that. You rolling in with pizza stains in the world that I want to live in? That's good. That's a good thing. Okay? Pizza beans.

Facts, man. That's how you get the invite. Yeah, absolutely. Stay behind that. So who else was at this? Diplo. I guess this is a Blake episode. We're really leaning in.

I know. I have to get a charger for my laptop. It's going to die. So can I run away really quick? Yeah, you should plug it in. Well, dude, go do that, bro. Why didn't you do that before we started? I forgot.

I had to set up the buzz balls. What? Just go get, just go. I had to set up the buzz balls, right? How far away is your charger? If you're gone, what are we going to talk about? Hold on. Give me five seconds.

Five, four, three, two, one, bro. That's this is hard. And now we have to do it without Blake. This sucks, dude. He's not here. You want to just make fun of Kyle? I'm here ready for the punchin'. Hi, I'm David Eagleman.

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Listen to Queen Charlotte, the official podcast, Thursdays on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or anywhere you get your podcasts. What's up, guys? I thought you were coming down. I thought you said you were driving down to LA this morning, Kyle. I was going to because, well,

I just, my calendar got pushed a little bit because I had, I was going to do a mix, mix playback today, but the space moved and all that stuff. So I'm doing that over the weekend. Lucky. Yeah. Space's move.

Space's move. Hollywood shuffle. Yeah, man. Yeah. And he's back. Thank you. Way more than five seconds. Boy.

Yeah, that actually sucked. Sorry, dude. I ran so fast. I literally am about to throw up my lunch. You're a liar. That actually really sucked for all of us. We had to talk about Kyle and like where he was driving to.

Driving to. I was like. Logistics. Yeah, logistics talk. I'm not driving either. I'm flying. I decided not to drive. I'm going to fly.

Goodbye. Oh, man. Well, as you should. Yeah, that's fucking quick. Just to wrap that up. You know what I mean? Yeah, just to wrap that up. We had to put a bow on that.

So who else was at this party, man? Obviously, Diplo was wearing every one of the shirts he bought from you at once. Yes, Diplo was there. You guys have the same body, too, I would say. You think so? He's pretty tall. He's a little bit more ripped than you, bro.

I bet he's a little bit tall, a little bit more ripped. He's more ripped than white. More ripped? More handsome. I'm sorry. There's no way. Oh, no. I said same body.

I said same body. Blake's face. No, Diplo is a lot more ripped than Blake, I think. I don't know if he is. I think he is. He is. I follow him on Instagram. You do?

Yeah. Hey, Durz, fall down a rabbit hole. Treat yourself to a Diplo experience, OK? I'll find some time. I'll find some time. Yeah. Follow Diplo on IG. I get him daily, bro.

He's a good poster. He's very, he puts it out there. What does that mean? A lot of content. I love his content. I'm telling you. Wait, do you know his music? Yeah, I know.

Well, he had an album over the pandemic called MMXX that I fucking loved. And to be honest. And what does that mean? 30? 20, 20. Is it MM? 20, 20, yeah.

20, 20, yeah. It's an instrumental album. But we actually used it a lot to like, it inspired us when we were making I'm Totally Fine. Oh my gosh. We would throw that thing on and it was part of kind of what the ethereal soundscape was and coming up with it.

This cape, babe. We're talking Diplo Ethereal Soundscape. It's a good album. Everybody should check it out. It's not like his other shit, but it's like, shit? Wow. What a endorsement.

It's good. It's not like his other shit. Yeah. Nothing about love. Nothing about love, dude. You know what I mean? But it is obvious. It's obviously a departure.

How about that? The guy's hot as fuck, okay? And he's posting a lot. And Blake went to his after party. And who else was there, Blake? Um, I mean, he works with riff raps. So like, I'm in. Riff Raph kicks butt.

Yeah. He's obviously cool. I'm really trying to rack my brain with who else was there. You don't remember anything. So you said, you, you, you, the way you set this party up, you were like, it was insane. Everyone was there. Everyone was there.

You, you, and, and the, the, the picture you were painting, I'm like, there's like fucking Maybach's and fucking Bentley's and like Lambo's parked out front. You roll in with your motley crew. You're like, holy shit. Look at all these fucking rock stars here in my mind. That's what I'm envisioning. Right.

It's N-E-R-D waiting for their cars. Yeah. Fucking Pharrell's over there. Fucking Holden's Louis Vuitton bag, topical. No, it was more like, like people I wanted to see, like Akko, it's even brother was there, like, that's right. So your neighbors, so your neighbors were there.

That's cool. That's cool though. It was just like a lot of my friends. All right. So guys, you see like, like every week or so, yeah. I hella get that. I hella get that. Everyone was there.

I'm sorry. Everyone, everyone I know was there. Yeah. All my friends were there for some reason. It was cool. I hella understand that, bro. Good job. Well, that's super.

Well, probably because you rolled with them. That is my guess. Yeah. No, that was the car. I guess. Oh my God. So yes, Sam Richardson was there. Oh, Sam.

Tim Robinson was there. Okay. All right. Who? Yeah. Tim Robinson was there. Tim Robinson. So they were also in the same car because you guys

been kicking it. Yeah, we came in the same car, but they were there for a minute. So you don't remember anyone who didn't come with you except for Dirt. Dirt nasty. Yeah. All right.

And the pizza people. The pizza people. There was a live like wood fire pizza. Wait, the pizza people. What do you mean, bro? And the live Blake wasn't led. Wait, hey, Blake was not led into this party, I think. Do you see this sounds like you didn't get in

and you were in the driveway where they had where they were making pizzas. I feel like you might have been serving pizzas. You were standing by the catering. Yeah. You were standing by the catering staff. This dude said live wood fried pizza. Wood fire.

Oh boy. Live. Dude, blackout drunk. Dude, it doesn't matter how I got in. What matters is I was there and I had a really good time. It doesn't matter if he got in. It doesn't matter if and when. He saw people making pizzas.

He saw the invite. I yelled at Simon Rex over the fence. He looked over my way and then turned around. But we talked. But we talked. Yeah. But I said and he responded. And the way he responded was turning away.

That's a Hollywood minute right there. Yeah. He said, you're not getting in this regalia. Yeah, you're done for, buddy. You're done. So Blake, I'm really interested in these shirts. What are the other? I'll go back.

What are the other like sort of things that are hot right now and do you own those shirts? Can I guess? Can I make one guess? Yes. I would love. I love guessing games. This is what I think the hottest number one shirt is.

OK, let's share it. Aliyah shirts. That's a great guess. Oh, that's a great guess. Original Aliyah shirts. Everybody's jumping on the Aliyah train the last five years. Well, it is at Urban Outfitters. If you get an Aliyah shirt and R. Kelly's also on the shirt,

does that make it more expensive? Or less expensive? I would say less expensive. I think he devalues thing, buddy. I disagree. I disagree. I think it makes him wildly expensive. Allegedly.

I think you're wrong. You're talking about people who collect like Nazi memorabilia. Or they're like, was the gas used or not? I think it's empty. It's worth more breathing there. There is a sect of people who would want that stuff, but I would say the general population and the vintage market. Adam got so excited about the R. Kelly version.

Yeah, dude. Titillated. He devalues. I do own an R. Kelly shirt. I am an R. Kelly fan. Allegedly. So I do have an R. Kelly shirt. I'm willing to part with it because I never can wear it ever anymore.

So if there is a market for it. Put it in the catacombs and give it 20 years. I don't have a catacombs, Blake. I just I throw shit away. Yeah. I had a couple pair of Yeezys I never wore because I just they weren't really for me. And then I was like, well, maybe someday. And then now I'm like, cool.

Yeah. And I piece made some cash. Maybe never. Yeah. Dude, $40,000 to this Nazi guy who collects empty gas. Wow. All right. So Blake, your come up was pretty cute.

I mean, yeah, I'm putting on a connecting the garage to my house off that shit. Yeah. He's going to do it in addition to his home. Dukebox room. But you are correct in one thing, Derz. I think that the music market for vintage like music is something that never like dips or it's just pretty constantly a high price. Right.

Because well, music is just kind of it's not even nostalgic in a way because it's forever. Yeah. Adam just signed off. Wow. How did he make his camera fade to black? It's forever. It did the circle that like closed it. Yeah.

What do they call that, Kyle? An iris. It's like an iris wipe. Thank you. Iris wipe. Hey, you want to know an interesting thing about vintage t-shirts? Yeah. This will be the last thing.

Something that is like really, really sought after now is not like sought after, right? Is that the correct word? Oh, sought. Yeah. Yes. You said it right. You said the correct word. I'm a dummy in an asshole.

It's sought after. I said sought. Yeah. Sawed like you're the grass. Laying down big grass. Or did you say sought like you sawed like a log? That's what I was thinking was sawing like a log. It's something that was sought after.

That's what I was thinking. Like the horror franchise. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you had seen Saw, the movie, that's sawed.

Can't have finished. Right. Want to play a game. I think is like what they say in that. Doesn't the guy say that? Honestly, I bet a Saw t-shirt would go for a ton of money. I bet horror like vintage horror. Yeah.

Cool. Dude, early juggalo shirts. I bet juggalo shirts are fucking like not worth anything. Not worth anything. Dude. Yeah. Probably. I mean, because you're the richest juggalo.

That's the real question. It's them. It's them. Shaggy to dope. It's Shaggy to dope and violin. Yeah. Shaggy to dope. It's true.

Because I mean, I want to meet the CEO of like a, like maybe the CEO of PetSmart is a juggalo. You know, like what random company. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right.

Right. Or he's just a CEO. Right. And he's also like, and I'm also a juggalo. Right. I'm a hatchet man. He's got a carnival room at the crib. That's crazy.

Yes. Yeah. Who is the richest juggalo fan? That would be a fucking interesting. It has to be the guy that owns Bang Energy Drinks. Definitely. And you know who that guy is? That guy rocks from that show.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know who he is. If they make, oh, look him up, Kyle. He's, if they make a movie about this guy's life, I hope he ends up like killing someone or something. They will. They will.

If it's about a company, if it's about a company, they will. No, they will. Because I want to play him. Wait, Adam, you did see him on How to at John Wilson, right? Oh yeah. No, I didn't. I did not see that. Oh, you got to watch that episode.

You have to go watch this episode. I just know him as a person. That's wild. Oh, so the How to John Wilson show, right? You know it. It's documentary about him kind of just going through life. He goes to dude's house and just walks in. For like his kid's birthday party.

And there's a birthday party on the, and he's like, who are you? He's like, I'm just a documentary filmmaker. He goes, all right, man, welcome. Yeah, get in there. Wives are in there with the kids. I'm hanging around here. Do you want to see him in my house? And just takes him on a tour.

I was like, this guy seems like he's OK. Yeah, you got to see. He's a trip. I mean, he's got a weird thing where everything is like bang energy. It's all related to the business. But a stranger walked into his home and he was like, let's go. Hang on.

Let's I'll show you. I'll give you the tour. Yeah, he's off the chain. That guy, I mean, to be an energy. And his anti caffeine for children, which is fucking cool, man. That was his whole thing. He's like, I don't want kids drinking this. And it's like, well, you made it look like a fucking.

Because it's poison. Because it's definitely poison. He was like, we got caffeine free for the kids. All right. Sorry, Blake. So what was what is the most sought after to loop back around? Oh, we're circled back. I'm doing a lot of loops.

Yeah, you are. I like this. You're becoming a really fucking Chris Nolan, bro. Yeah, you're like a good interviewer. I mean, this is what happens when there's no. There's no cord on him for today with the headphones. He's free to move, Bob and we. Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, Adam off the leash. Untethered. Let's play with time. Instead of official merch, the things that are going and selling for a lot are vintage bootlegs. Nice. So like, you know, you come out of like Staples Center, they got the Kobe shirts that are like non-license or you like go to a concert.

Oh, dude. Oh, I got the I got the OG bootlegs, bro. Yeah, dude. Yeah, I'm a shirt to say I'm Rick Fox bitch. Yeah. Didn't you get arrested for trying to sell bootlegs outside of Staples? Didn't you? We saw we saw we brought like 50 and we were just kind of walking around like

down low selling them and we sold five and then undercover cop goes, oh, cool. Like how many do you guys have? Like I'll buy a bunch and we were like, dude, we got like 50. Like how many do you need? He goes, I'm a cop. Here's a ticket for like $600 or something. And I was like, oh, but I'm so poor that I'm here selling shirts to make money. Yeah, ain't it a bitch?

That sucks that you can't sell shirts outside. To me, that sucks. That is so dumb. That is so dumb. You have to have a license or something like that. Yeah, you got to go. The shirts are sick. They said I'm Rick Fox bitch.

Yeah, they were dope. Yes. And that was at peak. I'm Rick James bitch time. At peak. I'm Rick James. Yeah, I'm a belt. That was peak.

I'm Rick James bitch. Yeah, you guys were leaning in. That was a hot shirt. So that might go for a lot of money now. Yeah, hopefully. Do you still have some dirt? Maybe you can put the addition on. Yeah.

And maybe and Jetset made a bunch of bootleg workaholic shirts. I was just about to say, you should get those evaluated. Those are so rare. No, they're value-ized. So stick to it Kyle. I'll value-ize them for you. I'll value-ize them for you right now.

Commit to the word, Kyle. You value-ized them. I'm going to tell you right now, those are going to value-ize very, very high. You guys seeing Queen Latifah and the value-izing one? Yeah, really good. It's not like a network show. It's really good.

Give them a value-ized. Dude, you could be a millionaire off those, bro. Yeah, bootleg shirts. Yes, the thing Kyle is referencing, RIP Jetset, the fucking legend. One of the sickest things. There's eight million sick things about, well, I don't know if six are weird,

but like cool things about Jetset is that- Sick, yeah, sick. Sick and twisted. Sick and twisted. He's twisted. At every rap party, every season, Jetset would show up with an original rap party workaholics bootleg.

So there's like a season one workaholics rap party and it would be a picture of him with us from the last season's rap party, just like cheese and- And this was a side hustle. Yeah. On the weekends, he would sell them at the beach. I had like season two. I only remember the white one.

That's the one I remember too. Where it says like, it says something like- It's a good one. Big time Hollywood show workaholics. It's good. Season one rap party, us on it. That's it. Yes.

Fucking genius. Great layout. I kind of forgot that. So there was more shirts. Do you have all those shirts? I do. I'm just assuming you do. I do, yes.

And they are good. Well, we got to dust them off. Yeah, they might need to go on market. I hit up my boy, Sedgewan. Well, let's look at them first. Sedgewan. Sedgewan. Yeah, see what the-

Get them value-ized and see if you can, you know, do a couple additions on this show. I would never let go of those. Hey, Kyle, you don't get to say it. I can say it. Yes, I can, because I said it first. Suck it, grandma! I said it first.

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Dude, did you ever go to Jetrag when they fucking would open up the bins? On Sundays. Me and you used to do that a lot, Kyle. Oh man, they would have everything wrapped in plastic so tight and it would be delivered in the parking lot and then they'd come in with razors and pop it all open and then it would just land in a, I'd be a massive pile and everything was like a buck. Yep, it was a dollar. They were just trying to get rid of that shit.

That was such a fun thing to do. Blake's crying because we're not talking about him anymore. Oh no, dude, like when I ran up those stairs to get the charger, I had Indian food for lunch and it's like coming up. It's coming up. Dude, that was, hey, also that was 20 minutes ago, homie. You've been back for a long time. It's percolating, dawg.

Yeah, we're getting old. It's percolating. It's time for the percolator. What do you, what'd you get in your restaurant? What do you eat? Okay, that's the Blake episode. What'd you get? Yeah.

Um, I got some tandoori chicken, right? I got some garlic naan. I like the naan bread, baby. I got, I got the, what's the like spinach paneer? It's like, uh, kind of like a cream spinach with the paneer cheese. Oh, I love that shit. Very good. Oh yeah, oh yeah.

How is, how is Indian food for you? Is it, is it pretty healthy? Yeah. Is it a pretty healthy treat? Yes. Um, it depends. Some of it has a lot of very heavy cream in it. Like, yeah, because some of those sauces and stuff, I'm, I'm, I look at and I'm like,

I don't know. They're rich. Yeah. What, what exactly is in, is this like all butter? What, what the hell is it? That, what the hell is that? Yeah. It can be bad for you.

What the hell is that? But they do have like the tandoori chicken is kind of just like barbecued chicken and, and onions. They got ropes in it or what? It's all good. You can order healthy. Uh, then, then gobble, gobble. Mm-hmm.

Does this have ropes in it? I don't know if they put ropes in it. Yeah, that's true. Like, yeah. Adam's worried about the butter. The ropes are all good for you. Hey, wow! The mother fucker who eats string.

Well, dude, I've been on, I've been on my fitness shit. I've only drank once in the last month. You've been eating battle ropes. I'm so fucking hungry. As soon as I got back from the Philippines, I was, I'm down 10 pounds from then. Nice, dude. Because I was a real fat fuck on that, on that, on that trip. No, don't be mean.

Don't be mean to yourself. Well, we saw the, it's the pictures. You looked good. Oh, yeah. You looked good. But come on, it's okay. No, dude, I, if you notice, I was always hiding the beard in front of the belly, like everyone else is at, leaning out, abs up.

Right. I was doing one of those. Arms fully flexed. We all know the trick, all that manoeuvre. Yeah. Hold whatever you can find over your stomach. Hold your girl right in front of you, and have your head peek out. John-based-out twist.

Why is he wearing a baggy sweatshirt? Like, I don't have Chloe yet. He was wearing Chloe like a straight jacket, dude. It was crazy. He's like, get over here, babe. Get over here, get over here. The chicken pictures, come here, come here. Adam, you're hurting me.

Just climb on me so I have to bend over a weird angle. Make it action. It's an action measure. I'm going to jump on your back. Do me a piggyback ride. What the fuck are you doing? No, that's so, that is so accurate. That is so accurate.

No, it'll be funny. I'm going to jump on your back. Yeah. No, it's going to be funny. It'll be funny. It'll be funny. Brace yourself. I can't breathe.

We're the silly couple. We're the silly couple. We're goofy. We're goofy. Lift me. Lift me. Lift me. I don't like this.

I don't like this. I want to go home. I want to leave Indonesia. You're wearing a scuba tank. Stop. Zip it. Oh, God. Take your scuba tank off, honey.

Oh, God. What would Ziplo do? Yeah. So essentially, I'm about my business, but now I'm about to go to Mardi Gras. We leave tomorrow. Yeah. There it goes.

Or essentially, I've been trying to lose 10 pounds so I could get to this point. So I have a little wiggle room to obviously gain weight at Mardi Gras. Right. Fucking disaster, my guy. Because it'll be Thursday going big, Friday going big, Saturday going big,

Sunday going very big. Nuclear big. Yeah. Yeah. So four big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big days. Next level. So, okay. Fat Tuesday, baby.

But you also, you haven't been prepping, you haven't been tapering up on your booze intake. You're just going to slam it and hit the jagged edge. That is binge. Take a blood thinner. So you're taking blood thinners. My body knows how to process alcohol. Okay.

And what it does is it makes my face super puffy. I look like a bloated infant the next day. And I look really tired looking. King baby. Your boobs are huge. King baby, dude. Isn't that a thing? Yeah, I'm a king.

What's the king baby? Big baby. It's a king cake baby. It's a New Orleans tradition where they have the baby that you find in the cake. Right. In a king cake. And they have a little plastic baby you find.

And then you get like good luck or something that year. If you're the one that finds the king cake baby. What? You will come home a living, breathing, talking king cake baby. Good luck. Yes. So, but essentially I've been like really good about, and on my fitness shift for this month,

knowing that I'm going to have these big four days. Because we're at the age now that like, you do have to think about shit like that. When you know you have a big thing coming up. At least I do. Like I don't have the metabolism. Like Blake can just like fucking fart and lose eight pounds. He's got that dip low body.

Oh, it's diarrhea. Squirts. It's the squirts. His farts, his farts are always diarrhea. And what, are you cycling? What's, what is the fitness routine? Is this CrossFit? Is this?

No, I can't, I no longer can do CrossFit or ride a bicycle because of my hip and groin. So now I'm very curious. So what are you swimming? What's happening? No, I'm lifting weights. I'm lifting weights. And I am like really, I'm watching what I eat.

Like I'm really. You pterodactyl backing out of. No. What have you been eating? I eat, you know, just the regular shakes, chicken breasts. Ropes. Fucking rotisserie chickens. About a damn near every day.

Broccoli, you know, the boring, the boring. Do you put anything on the chicken? Like, do you put barbecue sauce on anything? Or like pepper? Yeah. No, I put hot sauce. I like hot sauce. What kind of hot sauce are we working on?

Who's your hot sauce? I can either go to Lua. I go, or I do like a buffalo, like a Frank's red hot buffalo sauce. Yeah. Yeah. Squeeze. So you're also just shitting out excess.

Yeah. You're probably got mad diarrhea, huh? No, no, no. My shits are real strong lately. No, no, no. Yeah, no. Nothing is coming out a little squeamish. They fight, they fight back.

I'm not leaving. Because I haven't been drinking. Like, normally, you know, I'm throwing back some drinks day and year every day. And does that give you, now, guys, it's been, Adam, does that give you diarrhea every time you have it? Either you have diarrhea or you don't. Yeah, is that still the case?

No, no, not every time. No, not every time that I drink. But it is more frequent when you're drinking. Good, good, good, good, good. So wait, what's cool is you're like, I've been dieting. It might be the lack of drinking that's got you looking cut, player. That's part, yeah, that's part of it.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. The cause of diarrhea. So, and so how does that make you feel? Does that make you go, is this something I might want to kind of like lean in towards after Mardi Gras? Or are you like, I don't give a shit? Well, I mean, come on, let's be real. You know what I'm saying?

But I'm just wondering. There's still a fun time having freaky, freaky cat. That's right. You're still gonna send it. Good time having freaky cat. Freak, brother. But I am wildly vain. I'm still gonna send it.

Right, that's what I'm saying is like, how's the balance? Yeah. So you're not having any of these? Oh, no, I'm not. Oh, we all got our Girl Scout cookie boxes right by you. Oh, man, I gotta get some. Dude, Kyle, I was about to lose my mind if you also picked up a Girl Scout box.

Oops. Oops, empty. I wish it's just right here. Yeah, we am. There's a little fucking grub underneath. No, no Girl Scouts for me. Me neither. I will say that I popped the new flavor,

Adventure Falls, for anybody who else is curious. Well, no, that's not a flavor. It looks a little too much like a candy bar. What's the verdict? I'm sure it tastes good, but what? That's not a flavor. What is, that's a new cookie, a new Girl Scout cookie. That says nothing to me about what it is, though.

That's why I don't think you can call it a flavor. I think you can call it a brand. Kyle, it's the name of the cookie. Like Samoa. It's the flavor of life, Kyle. Samoa is the cookie. Derz is holding up, arguably the best Girl Scout cookie, in my opinion.

Oh, yeah, I guess that's not, I guess so. I'm a thin mince boy, personally. See, thin mint tells you what it is. That's a flavor. Yeah, that is a flavor, but it's also the name of the cookie. Well, that's a size and a flavor. It's a brand, if it's not a flavor. It's a brand.

Yeah, what flavor is thin, bitch? Okay. Thin, but I know what mint is. I think it's about the mint part. I know what mint is. So you want them to call it Chocolate Adventure Falls? Something, pecan, something. Yeah, yeah, Chocolate Adventure Falls.

Coconut Samoas. What is it, is it caramel, caramel? Yeah, what's the prominent flavor? Would you like me to read it? Yeah, please explain to us what these new Girl Scout cookies are, because I have no idea. Can you read it? I'm going to try.

That are obviously full of adventure, but we don't know what the fuck that is. Okay, it's indulgent, brownie-inspired cookies with caramel-flavored cream and a hint of sea salt. So that is the hot, hot, hot. Sea salt caramel brownie. I don't know. Dude, I bet those are so good.

They're pretty good. That's so good. They're pretty good. I bet they are. Whoa, look at those. Yeah, let's, hey, quit jiggling. Quit jiggling. Oh my God.

Yeah, hold up. Get it in there. Come on. Don't jiggle. Don't jiggle. You're jiggling it. Now we can't see it. I've got the shakes, bro.

I got an AT. No, it's... Okay. That a Reese's Cup? I'm looking at. What am I looking at here? Yeah. That's kind of where I'm going with this.

Is it really, it looks good, but I'm like... Ders, you're going to love it. Why are you hating on it? It's going to be delicious. No, he's on some... Because it's kind of too much. It's like having a cap and crunch milkshake. Too much of a good thing.

Yeah, you're like overload. I like this, Ders. Well, by the way, cap and crunch milkshake sounds fucking delicious. No. That looks fantastic. I know, but would you have more than one back to back? No, but a chocolate milkshake back to back?

You might. Yeah, vanilla to chocolate to strawberry? I'll do that. I don't know if I would, but yeah. I'll do the Neapolitan. A better analogy would just be like, would you have an extra large cap and crunch milkshake? That seems like it's an overkill.

Having had a cap and crunch milkshake. Okay, I hear you. Dude, I couldn't have an extra large shake. No fucking way. An exiled chocolate shake? I can figure that out real quick. I can find a way. Oh my God, stop eating.

I can find a way. I can figure that out. I'll figure it out. I'm just so fucking hungry. Just leave that. Blake, you might remember that cafe that we used to go to in Sunrise Beach with like TK that had all the really good milkshakes?

Yeah. Where's Sunrise Beach? Where is that? Yeah, where is that? That's south and south of Seal Beach. Oh, I think I might go play pickleball there over the weekend. Get yourself a shake. What, there was some bomb ass shake?

The pod is off the rails. No, I just passed it the other day and I was like, I remember when we all went there one time and we all got, we got like every shake that they had. Right. It was like, we got like 25 shakes. And I remember I ate so many shakes that. I kind of remember this place.

Yeah. And I drove, I was driving home and I've never felt like as at at least for years, I've never felt like I'm going to shit my pants. Like I'm going to like my, like I won't make it to a place. I might not make it. And I pulled over at a gas station and just lit that thing up. What's, what's going on with milk? It does milk really affect.

Yes. Intolerance. Yeah. I think there's a, like a limit your body can hit with milk. Like it's kind of like when they have those challenges where they're like a gallon of milk and like some dudes are like, I could do that. But like there's truly something in the human body that when

you reach a certain amount of milk, your body rejects it. That's it. Why drink a lot of milk in my youth? So maybe that it's just coming, I've already reached that point and my body's like, nah, you're good. Yeah. You've had your, your lifetime allotment. Is that a thing?

Like has nobody can do the gallon of milk, right? I don't believe so. Like that's something that no human can drink a gallon of milk and then survive it. You could do it. Kyle, I think you could. Back in my heyday. Oh, in my prime?

Yeah, baby. Your big Czech stomach. I believe that. Wait, but the like the, the wiener eating contest guy could eat it, Joey Chestnut, right? He could do a whole gallon of milk. No, that's, who's the, who's the big, the really big guy that chugs the lemonade?

That's your uncle, dude. He's not Joey Chestnut. I know. No, it's that big black guy who like, he's like, he's the Joey Chestnut of Chugging Lemonade. Chugging? I gotta see this. I didn't even know that was a whole thing.

Yeah. That sounds amazing. Yeah. That was the other thing. Where is that? Is it like in Orange County, like? No, the island is Lemonade Chugged. His name is Badlands.

No, no, no, no. It's part of the nation, Nathan's hot dog eating contest. Oh, it is? Okay. He's part of it. His name is Eric Badlands Booker. Yeah. That's fucking cool.

Yeah. And he's fucking cool, dude. He has to be 500 pounds. The guy's enormous and he just chugs the shit out of Lemonade. I'm like, if anyone could do it, he can do it. Yeah. Right. I'm so fucking hungry.

And Blake, what is that from, please? Yeah. It was that movie I sent you guys. What was it called? Splice. No. Can we talk about Splice? Let's do a dream.

Uh, Slyther's or something? I don't know. I have to look at it. Oh, Slyther? Yeah, that's an old movie, right? That was like a James Gunn or one of his first movies, right? Yeah. It's from that.

I have never seen it, but it looks fucking cool as hell, dude. It's okay. It's okay. It's like the little, it's like big worms kind of going around. There's one in the bathtub. That's like the cover. Yeah, it's pretty. And Elizabeth Banks is in it.

I didn't know. Right. So that's right. Yeah. Slyther and Bug, I think, came out around the same time. Oh, I shouldn't eat on the pot. I was about to eat an Inventreful, but... You can.

I just did it. It's not a big deal. Hey, guys. Enjoy. All right. You're, what is it? That's a sea salt, caramel, and brownie cookie called Inventreful. Ooh, that sounds really good, honestly.

It sounds better when I say it with the flavor. Okay. Well, you're a, you're a hell of a spokesman. Yeah. Spokes monster. But you gotta remember, Girl Scout cookies have like six flavors, seven flavors. So if they're going to add a flavor to the lineup,

you know, this shit has been tested, brother. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's gotta be banging. Big Girl Scout has put it through the ringer. Yeah. And these check out. I bet it's good as fuck.

I bet it's good as fuck. They check out. They check out. So what's going on with who are the Girl Scout? Are the Girl Scouts actually making all the money from these Girl Scout cookies? Or is there a corporation behind, are we going to find out like Nestle is actually

behind the Girl Scout cookies and they're raking in all this money or, or it. Well, that's a good question. Who's kidding. I don't know, Adam. I don't know. This would be a good movie. Dude, I'd watch that movie.

Kyle, I'd watch that movie. Yeah. Kyle, get the rights. Loose butthole. It's Little Brownie Bakers, LLC. Oh, Little Brownie Makers. Huh. That's not Girl Scouts.

Wait, Adam, why, why do you think that it wouldn't just be the Girl Scouts who've been doing this for upwards of 40 years? Well, because it's obviously the biggest, people love Girl Scout cookies. They make a fortune. He's right. Why are Girl Scouts, why is it not a bigger thing? They have all the money in the fucking world.

I know, because it's their own thing. But that'd be like, why isn't McDonald's bought out by Apple? It might be. They're already McDonald's. No, I'm saying why isn't there like the great Girl Scout lodges? Like, I feel like they have someone, they have so much fucking money. They gotta.

Oh, you want them to branch out, sure. No, they gotta reinvest in the infrastructure of the Girl Scouts. What are they doing with all this cash? There's his business mind working, yeah. Well, don't they have groups? And isn't there activities that are sponsored all over America? Yeah, but it's in the basement of fucking churches and shit. Yeah, we're saying we want a Girl Scout casino in Las Vegas.

That would be. Blake, thank you, because that's exactly what I'm saying. Oh. Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. Is it like waitresses and Girl Scout outfits? Where are we going with this? Yeah, that's kind of cool. Hey, that's a fun idea.

Not in a weird way. Yeah, that's your idea. Yeah, it's just cool. Hey, Blake. Blake, let me let you know. That's a weird thing. No, it's just cool, man. Brown, brown uniforms.

No, no, no. This is interesting. Well, that being said, it was your idea. Yeah, so we'll take that derse and we'll run with it. Yeah, but I'm saying because I like the color brown. I think it'd be cool if people were wearing like brown. Okay, yeah. All right, keep going, brown.

I thought they were green. The drinks are named after the cookies. The cookies. Yes. See? Yes, points. No, see, see, that's the thing. The only drink, Kahlua.

Right. The Samoas are all Kahlua mixed drinks, right? Yeah, dude. It's all like a milk-based drink that you can order. Milk and cookies, baby. Oh, dude. There's a bar. I had a pumpkin colada when I was in Mexico City the other week.

It was... That sounds just fine. A pumpkin. What is that? Like a pumpkin colada? Like a fucking what? Like a peanut colada, but it was like pumpkin flavored. And so what is that?

That sounds gross. Yeah, it was seasonal. Right, like spice pumpkin latte, was it? Was it pumpkin spice latte? Is that what it's called? Yeah, it's still pumpkin. Yeah. It's down there.

Yeah, but pumpkin spice lattes are... I'll usually snap up one of them at Starbucks around October-ish. Just to say you fucking did it? Yeah. Maybe I will have a little pumpkin thing. Like I don't go crazy for it. Like sometimes... Yes, you do.

Yes, you do. Like girls that wear like the camel hats and shit go wild for the pumpkin, you know? Yeah. The girls in the camel hats? Camel hats? You know, the camel colored hats. I feel like those girls... Oh, the big hats.

The big dumb hats. The big hats. I feel like big dumb camel colored hats. Yeah. Caramel colored. They buy pumpkin stuff? Dude, absolutely. If you own a hut like that and you have high boots, if you look like you're about to go

ride a horse, you're drinking pumpkin stuff. You're drinking a pumpkin latte. You might be drinking pumpkin stuff. What is that music festival like? Stagecoach. Stagecoach. Fucking stagecoach. Yeah, that's the...

Have you ever been to stagecoach? Yo, you might be drinking pumpkin spice lattes. Gaterdon! Shout out to Stagecoach. Yeah, I want to go. I can't believe I've never been. Do you guys have any take-backs? Do you guys have any take-backs or...

Yeah, any apologies? Any... I think we're pretty good on this podcast. I don't think we need to take any... Kyle. I'm sorry. I called Kyle a spokes monster. Oh, I thought that was good, though.

No, but I can do better. I can do better. Apology accepted, Anders. Spokes Rhino. Rhino's good. Spokesmonster's not bad. I guess in honor of Mardi Gras coming up, Mardi Gras has been passed, but we are gearing up,

so I'm going to do a good old buzzer beater for the boys. Come on now. Flavor with flavor with flavor with flavor. Green. This is none other than sour apple chiller. So I think it's supposed to be cold, but I will be enjoying warm, so hot, hot, hot, hot. Like full disclosure here,

are you getting paid for chugging this booze ball? No, not this one. Not this one. All right, okay. This one's on the house. It's called chiller. He's like, I think it's supposed to be cold. It's got a hot buzz ball that he put on his desk,

he put it on his desk, and he didn't get his computer charger because he had a hot buzz ball on his desk. He wouldn't have gotten the buzz ball. Priorities. Damn. And it pairs so well with the new Adventureful Girl Scout. Can you find your local Girl Scout and get a box?

They are so good. Yum, yum, yum. Wow. Hey, I would like to apologize to Blake for initially, when we were saying that we were making this an all-Blake episode, I was kind of shitting on the idea. Yeah, you were.

And especially when you were doing the soundboard. Yeah. I take it back. I had a great time this episode. I think making it Blake Heavy was pretty fun. Awesome. Are you having fun? And yeah, we've got enough of it.

We did it. Yeah, man. I don't know. Well said, and we'll do Kyle next week. Oh, shit. Oh, well, hey, I got the Tesla back. Tesla's back. It's working.

But guess what? Save it. Save it. The Jeep is in the shop. Tune in next week. See you next week. Tune in next week for another episode. This is important.

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