This Is Important - Ep 129: Tell Me All Your Thoughts On Dishwalla Cause We’d Really Like to Meet Them

Episode Date: April 4, 2023

Today, this is what's important: Being a bitch, Blake's birthday party, Anders vasectomy, grocery shopping, Tom Snyder, Kyle's vasectomy, french fries, doctors, OnlyFans, aliens, Dishwalla, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions like, can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered

a terrible secret. I saw it in a folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about

what's the most important bottom line critical thing happening on this planet. Today on This Is Important, you're gonna Hulk Hogan t-shirt my testicle, Zach. Maybe an alien's orifice is like radioactive or something, you don't know. Nobody told me to fucking shave my shaft, and they used scalpels and nobody taped my dick at all. Buckle up. I'm on to you, my liege. Fire away, my liege. Just chilling. What about you guys? Are you wearing a collar today, Kyle? What's going on with your fit, dude? You look pretty stylish. What the hell? Are you Matilda from the book? Oh, what's up, bro?

Yeah, looking like Wednesday Adams. Yeah, what's going on here? No, this is like a cool look. This is like your skateboard prep, like you go to a prep school, but also you might do a kick flip at launch, dawg. Right, that's right. This is like Skater Funeral. They're like, he didn't land the trick, but I love him, and I dressed up for it. He landed the trick of life. Right. Yeah, I've been wearing a lot of collared shirts. I think it's stemming from the pickleball, I think. Oh, do you have to wear collared shirts to play pickleball? Yeah, because I got like tennis shirts. Come on, man, we just set you up for skateboarding. You're tennis wise. We brought you down a cool road, and you're taking it down pickleball, dorkdom, dude. Come on, man. Whoa. No, no, no. It's like

I'm sorry, I'm too old and not good enough to skate, all right? I can play pickle, though. You did it, so that's not true. Well, you were too old when you skated. I know, that's what I'm saying. I've already have admitted that I probably won't get on a board again. Yeah. Blake, aren't you on the pickleball train? Exactly. Yes, but I have so. So, what are you slamming? That's a self-slam. Don't hate yourself. I do a lot of self-slamming. I'm a beta bitch. I like to bury my own head in the mud. There's a self-slam, I like that. Yeah, don't even worry about it, dude. But the collar with the sweater, dude, he'll go like a bitch. I'm a bitch, too. He's a bitch. Being a bitch is sick in 2020. Yeah, dude, I'm a bitch, too, then. Yeah, being a bitch is fucking

cool, man. Hell yeah. Fuck me, dude. Assholes are out, bitches are in. Bitch, I'm such a bitch now, dude. Good. Another not. Assholes are fucking cooler than bitches. Nah, bro. Assholes are out. Fuck assholes. Assholes getting fucked. Fuck assholes, okay. Dude, Blake had a birthday party, a classic Monday night birthday party, which is such a fun day to have a birthday party. And the whole, I was telling Chloe, I'm like, dude, I'm not gonna drink. I might have just like one or two drinks and kind of call it. I, you know, I'm still don't want to drink post Mardi Gras, you know? I was like, I'm still like, yeah. He'll gonna stand it, though, right? Like from now on. And then cut to it's 2 a.m. I'm like falling into an Uber. Like I took like 15 buzz balls

to the face. Yes. Okay. Shout out to buzz balls. Jesus Christ, man. Wow. Wow, dude. Real quick, shout out to Chloe for being like, yeah, we'll be here till two. No, Chloe pulled the rip. No, no, Chloe was not. Chloe was sick. She was sick. She did. She didn't even come. Okay. Okay. And she was like, you're for sure going to be out till two at least. And I'm like, I'm telling you, I won't. It's a guarantee. Right. And then just was email. And then every photo is us shotgunning beers, doing buzz balls, you're chugging tequila out of a didgeridoo. It got the Yeagermeister, I think, wasn't it? Oh, it was several. It was several different averages. It was a lot of stuff. You did a few times. Yeah. Yeah. Good to see you're using the didgeridoo, man. Yeah. Where do we get

those didgeridoo? Because I have a six foot tall didgeridoo in the corner of my room, too. Those were a gift. They were in the music department. Workaholics wrap gift from our music supervisor, Jennifer Piken. Yes. Shout out to Jennifer Piken. Yes. Jennifer Piken. Why did she give us a didgeridoo? Music. Because it's music. It's music. That's what the skinny boys used. It's also super cumbersome. Like it doesn't fold up. Is that what you want? You want to just change what a culture has been doing for hundreds of years? Yes, I want the didgeridoo to be updated to be like the lightsaber toys, you know, where you can go like and they zip out kind of like. Like one of those cups that you like a camping cup? Yes. I feel like if we could get a didgeridoo

in that fashion, like wooden. Okay, buddy. Well, I mean, you just sort of, it never bothered me ever in a million years. In fact, I kind of stopped seeing it. It's just been in the corner of a guest bedroom for seven years. Have you ever tried to make sounds come out of it or is that just not something we all did? He's done everything with that thing. Have you ever tried to put your first week I had it? I used it a handful of times, but now it just lives in the corner of the room and Chloe's like, we got to get rid of this thing. And I'm like, Oh, I stopped seeing it. If you just keep things in the corner for long enough, if you don't see it anymore, it'll just blend in. Is that what your parents taught you? That's what happened to my grandma.

So we just left grandma in the corner and then we just stopped seeing her. She's still there? It actually played quite a predestined. Make a grandma, pray believe. It was during the pandemic, when at the very beginning, when the hospitals were being overrun. When it was still sick. People were still sick. And people would go outside and bang pots and pans at like 8pm for the nurses and the first responders, whatever the fuck it was. Who knows what the fuck that was about? That was weird that we're all banging pots and shit. We would blow the didgeridoo at 8 o'clock. That was what we would do every night. Okay, that's kind of fire. So we were using it. Yeah, that's it. That's a great

use for it, dude. Was that Silver Lake area? It was, yeah. And it was weird because I had just fucked it. And then I was like, Oh, here, here you go, kids. You went ahead and put your thing in the didgeridoo. I just fucked it. The didgeridoo. I guess we could blow into this thing too. Go ahead and blow on it. So wait, do we all about the party? Hold up about the party. Okay, go ahead. Zero Blake reaches out to me. Not at all. But I guess your girls throw on the party. So she's reaching out. I had nothing to do with invites. So she reaches out to my girl and is like, Yeah, there's like a little thing going on Monday. And I'm like, that's tough for me. Yeah. Right. Wait, okay, because I heard a confirmation that you would be there.

Well, so you did get an invite then. Yeah. Okay. All right. Okay. So this is what went down. I had a vasectomy that morning. Whoa. The ribbon in the tear. That was next up on the docket. Whoa. Wait a minute. So I had a vasectomy that day, but I was still going to roll. Very shaggy. But then our nanny got COVID. Wow. That's still happening. And so I was like, All right, well, now I'm bailing on Emma with the kids, and I'm going to roll solo. Also, I might have COVID. Like, I should have spread it, dude, bro. Weird wild stuff. Also, also, my balls are killing me. Yeah. Well, dude, for sure, a bunch of people had COVID at Blake's party. Absolutely. Yeah, they all got it. Yeah, Durs, I want to rewind. You were going to roll right after you had a

vasectomy. Like that is a real thing. That's hard, dude. Well, it's a just as a whiplash. It's just a whiplash. No, that had to hurt. I remember it hurt like I got kicked in the nuts when I got my vasectomy. It still hurts. Yeah. Fucking hurts like a bitch. Okay. So was Kyle being a bitch, saying how much it hurt or did it actually hurt a ton? Because you were going to go to a party. Oh, yeah, the bitch. It doesn't feel great. I was going to go. And then after icing all night, I was like, thank God, I didn't go. Yeah. But you know, looking at the pictures, would have loved it. No, we would have had a lot of fun with it, Durs. For sure. You would have had a lot of fun with it. Kick them in the balls, kick them in the balls. I bet someone

would have just sucked on a nut just to make it feel good. I bet someone would have there. I'm not saying male or female. We can make it feel better. We can make it feel better. The doctor lost my balls. Yeah, I bet someone would have been like, well, I will put that in my mouth to make it feel better. I will clap it. I'm not saying it's me, dude. I'm not saying it's me. Kyle. Yo. Did they use a scalpel on you? Yeah, let's get into this. They fucking cut me open. Yeah, I know that. Okay. This was a scalpel free procedure. What do you mean? What? The dude. The dude. Oh, you weren't choosing. I know. Because I go, I go, how to. Teeth. I go, it says scalpel free or like, no, incision free procedure. Goodbye. Mike, so how are you getting in there? And he goes, well,

the skin on the scrotum is thin enough that if you apply enough pressure, you can create an opening. And I was like, you're going to tear my sack open. Like a bag of chips. In the words of Ludacris, take that and rewind it back. What was that now? So he does all the local anesthesia, hits me with the shots, right? Which hurt like a bitch if I remember correctly. Yeah. And then the dude just starts going. So you live around here? What the fuck? Just tanning my hide. And I can't feel anything, but I'm like, were you knocked out for this? No, you're awake. You're talking. This dude's going on about like snowshoeing. And I'm like, yeah. What the fuck, bro? That's what Kiles dude did. Remember Hello Casual? You texted me that like, yeah, there were no scissors. They're

ripping it open. And I thought that was an obvious joke. No. You're saying with his bare hands, he like pried apart your testicles? I mean, he had gloves on rubber gloves. But yeah, he just fucking got to have the gloves. He just pulling on the skin. Oh my God. And so I go, I go, so you're going to you're going to tear it open. How is that better than like a very like a bag of chips? Yeah, that's exactly like a bag of chips. You know, when like it's hella hard to open combos, and then they all spill out chips or whatever it goes. Well, any chip doesn't need to be combos. But we're trying to specific sponsor any chip. We'll take anything sponsored by I'm like, oh, so you mean you're just going to tear and he goes, well, we don't like to use the

word tear. I'm like, okay, is that what it is? And he goes, yeah, you want to what plop? You're going to Hulk Hogan t shirt my testicle. And I guess the reason is because what have you played Hulk Hogan's theme song? I would have been down. I'm like, this guy rocks. But was there was music, right? Because Kyle had jazz. Did you say I got to do the Miles Davis thing? Yeah, he didn't. He didn't take any requests down. You didn't get a playlist. So he played his own. He played like Buck Cherry or some shit. It was. Yes. Yes, Adam. He played. He played. You crazy bitch. You fuck so good. I'm on top of it. It was the like, you know, the elevator music that is playing a like a place, whatever. But he really, so you're telling me, I mean,

this is what I'm kind of tripping on. If I grabbed my sack right now and went down and I could rip my sack open. Yeah. We're at the scene. Like there's like a scene, right? It's right. It's right near. Let me look. What? No, I don't know what you're talking about. At mine, the bottom of my sack, like there's a scene. No, there's like a ridge. There's a ridge line. There's a Honda Ridgeline, for sure. There's a Honda Ridgeline. But does it have to be in that specific spot or is it? That's where it is. I mean, there's a fucking hole there now, dude. Oh my God. Well, how great is this guy that he's able to, I mean, knowing how bad I am at just opening a bag of combos or Cheetos or Fritos or any kind of chip. Rip it in the Terran. Cape Cod potato chips. I'm always

fucking it up and splitting down the side and chips fall everywhere. Do they use his fingernails? Yes. He had to use his fingernails. Right, right, right. You should see my boxed cereal, man. Like that motherfuckin' chicken's tail, dude. Yeah, rip it in the Terran. It's a weird thing because like right off the bat, you're in there with some lady who's like, all right, take your pants off and you're like, yeah, for sure. And then she's just like, lay there and just spread your legs here. I'm going to soap you down. She's like, soap me down. So did they not have to iodine you? They didn't have to dump iodine on your fucking dick area? There wasn't iodine. She just hit me with like soaps. So how old is this lady? And what did she smell like? He's back. How old was she?

And what did she smell like? He remembers his angle. Old enough and good enough. I don't know. Probably 30. 30? Dirty 30? Probably 30. Okay. Well, that's inappropriate. Well, you have a 30-year-old woman rubbing, having you split your legs open and your dicks out in front of her and she's rubbing it down. She's soaping you up. She's soaping it. She's soaping it. I guess she doesn't have to. Every job has its perks. Kyle, is this adding up? I don't know, man. And so then she's being totally normal. Leaves. This sounds like he went to a way better, like cooler doctor than Kyle did. Well, I'm trippin'. Mine was indoors. Where was Kyle? Mine was out near the woods. Kyle's was at the waterslides, dude.

Yeah, Kyle was in that big, like, tornado spot in the middle of a waterslide. Kyle was at Hurricane Harbor at Six Flags. Oh, my God. I was like, this is tight. Real quick, here's the trip, though. She was like, be normal, making small talk. Obviously, you're there because you don't want any more kids. How many kids you got? Really small. How small? How small was the talk, brother? Leave them alone. Getting smaller and smaller. It's scary. It's terrifying. And then Dot comes in, starts going to work, and he was like, so the nurse who was in here just told me you're in this movie or whatever? You're an actor? She's like, they all knew you from this thing, and I'm like, oh.

Fuck it. Yeah. Yeah. And you just have to be like, okay, cool. Like, I mean, your life is in their hands. It's in their hands, man. They know. Your life is in her hands, dude. You're just smiling and not. And now they know. Yeah, that is a weird thing when you're vulnerable like that, and then you realize that they all recognize you, and they are looking at your buttholes. Yeah. Right. Do you think anyone would ever try and take a picture of your dick at a urinal and then just run out? I might do. What's stopping everyone from doing that to us? Don't put it in the universe. Well, you got to get close to the urinal. Well, I feel like if they wanted, they could just ask, you know? Yeah, that's true. That's true. Good call. Good

call. Just ask, dude. Just go to Netflix. I think it's the risk, Ders. If you catch that person, you potentially, you have to fight to the death or at least like throw their phone in a toilet or something. I want the biggest guy in the world to just go around taking pictures of people's driver's licenses and dicks. What are you going to do about it? Exactly. I'm a man. I've got a picture of it. Well, there is the guy who like walks around on social media. His videos are just like bumping into people and then like seeing what, like knocking their food out or whatever. That shit ain't real. That shit ain't real. I know it's not real, but like, what would you do? I mean, I'd be like, what the fuck, dude? Look for the camera. That dude is enormous.

Nothing. Like what everyone does in every video, you do literally nothing. You just go like, oh, all right. You just look for the camera. Yeah. Okay. They're filming something. I ain't scared of you, motherfuckers. But I was bummed. I couldn't. I couldn't show it up to the party. I like the videos of the people that they like will go and like blow an air horn in somebody's ear at like a home depot. And then the guy turns around and just chokes out the teenager who did it. He puts like a, he puts like a waistbasket on his head and the other guy's head. And then when the guy takes it off, he takes it off and he's like looking around like, yeah, I don't know what the fuck just happened. And the dude is always like, you just did it.

I have the internet. I know how this works. I saw one the other day of like a guy was dressed up at a bear costume in a bag in like a bin of bears. Oh, I saw this. And then would just like aggressively throw something at people. Throw in like paper towels at people. And just clocking folks in the head, dude. Just like clocking them. And then they turn around and it's just like a bunch of bears. And you're like, wait, was it funny? Was it funny or was it mean? That sounds hilarious. It rides the line. It was funny, but like they were really hitting people in the head. Yeah. Yeah. It rides the line. It's like, I don't know about that. Like even if you're not hit hard, if you're hitting the head, you're kind of just pissed off. You know what I mean?

Are you having a laugh? With paper towels? I don't know what it was exactly. Paper towels, but they're kind of, I think it was paper towels or a football or something, but dude was. Yeah, I thought it was like a football. He was throwing it like a football, which is probably why I think it's paper towels. Yeah, football sucks. Paper towels. Yeah. Not so bad. I like the ones where it's the homie on like the phone. And then he's like narrating what the person in the aisle is doing. So good. Yeah. So good. Yeah. No, man. Her, like her shoes are terrible. She's, yeah, she's reaching down to get some french fries right now. I got her right here. I can't believe she's buying these french fries exactly. Reaching down to get some french fries

is what it's like to say. Where are you reaching down to get french fries? The freezer aisle, bitch. What do you think? Okay. He's in the frozen aisle. What do you mean? Adam's a top shelf guy. He's moved on from those days. Reaching down to get some french fries. Aw, man. You know where I go. I go for the nuggets and the fries. They're right by each other in the freezer section. Thank you very much. I also like the version of that, where the guy seems like he's talking to like, like a FBI, like, or like a, like the H court headquarters. He's like, yeah, we got eyes on him right here. He's got a pink shirt on. I can check him for weapons. And the person's like, yes, bend it down to get some fries.

Like me? He's currently bending down to get fries. He's got the fries. He's bending down to get fries again. He's looking for a fries. Yes. It looks like he's, he's looking for a thicker cut fry right now. Seems like the windows are kind of steamed up. She's having trouble figuring out what the fries are. Trying to figure out where the waffle cut fries are. I think he said or Ida a couple of times. The doors are all getting foggy now. Yeah. Yeah. He's really having trouble. They're right next to the Nuggets. Banquet. It's condensation. Yeah. Do you guys feel bad about that when you open the doors and they get all foggy for the person next to you who's trying to see? It's kind of, there's an etiquette thing where it is a bummer. It's your job to keep it

closed until you know what you're getting, right? Yeah. That's why it's fucking clear. So you can look right through it. You don't have to open it up. Okay. It's already been engineered. So you don't have to open it up and let all that shit in. Yeah. Okay. I like that. Actually, that never really registered with me. Now, this is interesting. This is really interesting. That never occurred to you, Blake? What, the fogging of a window in the freezer section? And maybe another person's grocery shopping experience? I'm so quick. Like, I know what kind of fries and I know it's Banquet Fryer Nuggets. Okay. He's quick. How often are you eating fries and nuggets? Once a week. I guess you guys have kids. So like, you're eating fries and nuggets more often. Yeah. You were talking

about the air fryer too, right? You liked it. Yeah. I'm nasty with the air fryer, bro. I'm nasty with it. I gotta get on that. Dude, I have an air fryer. I've never used it. I've had it for like a year. It's the best. It's the best. It's still plastic on it and shit. Oh, it's the best. I love it. What do you do with it? You make fries, brother, and they're delicious. Adam, you should try something. Yeah. They're so crispy and delicious. But you don't eat anything fried. No. I mean, I don't know. Not really. I don't eat like fries or nuggets or any of that stuff. You don't eat fries? That's not a part of your when you go to get something? You've never reached down for a fry. I never have made, I don't know if I've made fries. Revoke his man card. No, but I mean like,

oh, but when you go to the fucking restaurant. Like if I'm eating a burger at In-N-Out or something, I'll get fries. I'm not making fries at home. That's not part of mine. Wow. And what's your public opinion on In-N-Out fries? Have we talked about this? I like them. They're not my favorite fry. My favorite fry, I think is sort of controversial. Okay. It's a Burger King fry. Oh, God. Fucking thing sucks. They come a long way. Burger King fries. I like Burger King fries. They keep changing the recipe, though. I don't know if I've had the latest recipe. Yeah. I don't know if I have either. It's probably been a few years since I had a Burger King fry. Should we go, Adam? Yeah, I'm down. Because apparently I just missed you at Todd Snyder yesterday.

What? What's that? Oh, is that right? I was at Todd Snyder. Is that a clothing company? Yeah, I went there today. Yeah, it's at the Grove. My favorite place in the world, dude. The fucking Grove Rocks. Is that your vest? Is that where your vest is from? No. This is, shout out to Almondson. It's beautiful. Okay. Well, I went to the Apple store at the Grove, copped myself a new computer. No big deal. And get her done. I've been wanting to fucking, I've been thinking about upgrading my shit. I've been thinking about upgrading the whole team, dude. Really? Yeah, just go do it. Yeah. Alienware? Alienware, bro. Yeah, getting out of the Apple game. I want to build my own shit. That's what's up. That's like a real gaming computer. That would be

fire, dude. There's no way I could build a computer. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University. And I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities. Like, does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident? Or can we create new senses for humans? Or what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your

reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all new story of Betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret. I scrolled down, and that's when I saw a hidden folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? I was scared that he was coming home. What Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god, I got to get out of the house.

He's going to find out that I've seen this. He's going to come kill me. Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, DC. It took four murders before the police finally realized that one person was responsible. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. It's a freeway phantom. This child was laying on the side of the road. It appeared that she was probably either dragged out of the car or thrown out of the car. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen by the mother.

That guy is, he's out of sync with even the worst people. I thought that they would catch him. I thought it was just a matter of time. Is it possible that the killer is still alive? Listen to freeway phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Did you cop anything at, what is it, Todd Snyder? Todd Snyder. Yeah, I bought a brown shirt that I'm never gonna wear that I just bought and now we'll live in my closet. How much? Was it super expensive? Yeah, I don't think it was cheap. Yeah, it's not cheap. It was probably a little more expensive than I, you know, I didn't really look, but it, yeah, it was expensive. Hello, we don't look at tags, bro. We don't look at these tags,

bro. Oh, Nicki Minaj. Why are you not gonna wear it? Yeah, why aren't you gonna wear it? It's brown. I want to know why you're not going to wear it and you bought it. It was ugly and brown. It's ugly and brown and I tried it on. I hated it. Didn't fit and I hated it. But I didn't want to look like a cheap bastard. No, it was just like, I was like, I didn't want to buy another blue shirt because all of my shirts are either blue or green. And Chloe was like, just don't buy a blue shirt. And I'm like, okay. All right. And then I found and she was like, oh, the brown one looks really good. I'm like, but the blue one, she's and she's like, well, you have a shirt that's blue. Get the brown one. It's a good looking blue shirt.

And so I got the brown shirt. I put it on the medium fits me like a fucking glove. Dude. Okay. Now we're talking. Okay. I'm poured into this thing. Okay. And kind of a bad way where it's like, you like the way that. Because he said poured. He said poured. And I was like, that can't be good. That's usually like how you describe like a girl in jeans. Yeah. Something is poured in. You become the shape of what it is. I'm the shape. And box not good. And then the large is too big. Yeah. It doesn't fit properly. So I had the exact problem with large to XL. But the large is like, well, and then the XL was a naked grandma. I got the same problem right now with XL and double.

You know what I mean? I'm right there. How would you say XL and double? I didn't say shit, bro. Kyle wears women's sleeping shirts. The same problem with an XL and a garbage bag. And I have the same problem with garbage bags. It's not a joke. What size waist do you right now, Kyle? Yeah. I'm 30. I'm poured into a 36. Your boobs are huge. Yeah. That's cool, dude. All right. If you were 38, I might have something for you. Oh, but Adam, you bought the fucking shirt, bro. What's going on? Sometimes you just got to buy it. You gotta go. What? Dude, I do the same thing, but it's mostly with like comic book stores. $20,000 comic book shirts. I haven't been in a store. I haven't bought a thing in a store

in a long time. Oh, you got nervous. You got nervous. You didn't want to walk out. I was just like, I got to buy something. Yeah. It's like community service. People were helping me. Like, I tried on a few things and I was like, I got to buy a thing. Yeah. I bought the thing immediately. Like, I'm going to have Chloe go back to the Grove and return it. You gave it to the valet guy. You're like, here, just take it. I probably won't. I bet it'll just live in my closet. And then one day I'll, you know, give it to someone. One day I'll give it to Salvation. One day I'll take it out and go, oh, yeah, this and throw it away. This brown shirt. I kind of strapped out. I got a pair of like white denim. White denim. I got some white denim the other day

actually. I got a pair of white pants, bro. Yeah. What's wrong with what they say about it? And I do. What do they say about it? What do they say about it? I always heard they said, like, people wear white pants being taken in the booty, bro. Yeah. I remember that. Well, you all, you think you heard that. I think it was an urban legend. Dumb, bro thing. You're good, bro. So if you wear white pants, you take it in the ass. Is that Andrew W.K.? So Andrew W.K. takes it in the ass. Is that what you're? I think he said booty. It was for like girls. Is it for girls? I thought it was for everybody. I thought it was like Miami Vice. You name it. No. For guys, it actually means like, you're cool. Yeah, I would think so. I think white

pants are cool. Well, taking it in a booty isn't not cool, dude. Fuck that. That's cool. No, no, I said, no, no, no, I didn't say that. The most punk rock thing you could do is take it up the ass. I didn't say that. Cool. Cool to me means multiple dicks. What's wrong with being an asshole? An asshole is something you fuck and that's cool. Well, it's the year of the bitch. Okay, bitch. So it's the year of the bitch. Yeah, 2023. You're the bitch. I never heard that. I never heard that. But I got white sweatshorts and they were too much. White sweatshorts? Oh, yeah, that's a disaster. I kind of struck out. I was hoping to get just a bunch of white t-shirts, but I didn't like their white t-shirts. Well,

what did you go directly? Because I just walked into Todd Snyder because I was walking back and we just passed it. And I was like, oh, shit, I'll just wander in here. Did you go to the Grove going I'm going to shop at Todd Snyder? Yeah, I got a gift card from somebody. So I was like, I like it. I'm on this side of town. Let's do this. Kind of struck out. That would have been so cool for you. We never see each other at Monday night birthday parties, but we do see each other at Todd Snyder's. That would have been sick. What's up? They look great on you. Browns are your color. I thought you got your nuts ripped in half. What the hell are you doing? I wouldn't buy that. It looks like you were poured into it.

You're poured into that. Well, I thought your nuts were ripped in half. Huh? What color are those pants? Oh, you're going to have a night. Oh, wow. White shirts, huh? You're going to have a night, buddy. You know what? You know what? I heard about white pants. Come here. I'll show you. About the same thing as a brown shirt, brother. Let's go. I'll give you. I'll give you brown shirts. Let's go. Kyle, how many days did you have seepage from this thing? From what? Wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't know. It sounds like we have a hole in your sack. What are you talking about? They stitched me up. They didn't stitch up the rip. No. What do you mean? What the fuck is going on? They just put a little spit in there and

smush it back together. Like if my face is my nutsack, there's just this at the bottom of it. Wait, hold on. Say it one more time. What'd you say? If your face is your nutsack, what? If my face is my nutsack, the bottom of it's just like, oh my God. So did they cauterize your vas deferens? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a hole in your nutsack right now. We have to see it. So they did do the cauterization. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can we see it? But there's a hole. They didn't stitch it up. I don't even understand how this is working. This sounds really wrong. You want to see it? Sounds wrong. I guarantee you're not going to have kids anymore. That's for damn sure. God damn. No, but it was, it was like, it just was easier because

they come to you in this van. Perfect. I don't, I don't know. Wait, you never told me, you never said, Adam could be punking me right now. I don't know. You never said why they rip it open. Why are they not using the scalpel? What is the, just to see if they could, he was like, let me try and I go, all right. No, but I did ask, I go, what was like the R and D into like doing it this way? And he was like, yeah, I don't know. Heals faster, he says. But there's no stitches. Weird. It's just, it's a hole. It's like the size of your pupil. Okay. I had two holes. I had two holes. Right. I've only found one. I had two incisions. That's an extra hole, Kyle. Because there's two vas deferent tubes that they cauterized, I thought. Maybe I do have two. I know I got one.

Yeah, show it. And you're still hurting. You're still sore. Yeah, it just feels like you got kicked in the nuts. The first day you hurt in the stomach. Well, I feel like that all the time. And I don't know. Yeah, you should check. Maybe someone was ripping your nuts back while you sleep. Yeah, maybe someone ripped my sack. Combo, man. Yeah. But hey, man, if the doctor's listening, slide in the DMs and tell me why, why? Yeah, what's going on? I will say that the amount of medical advice I've gotten talking about my hip and groin and shit, there's a lot of good advice coming my way. So expect some sweet, sweet advice. Yeah, people out there being poured your direction. The doctor, you're listening, Doc. Great job. Great bedside manner. Warm hands. Oh,

good. And what did he say? He was like, I got, he didn't say kung fu grip. And you were wearing the white pants when you went there? At my ankles. At my ankles. And I was like, just bend over this. And he was like, you just climb up on that. You don't have to bend over. You do have to spread your legs and let this third year old woman soap up your nuts sack. Nurse. I think you got way old, brother. Scrub that bitch down. Kyle, did you save yourself or did you let them shave you? I shaved myself. I did that before, before I rolled in. You took the weedwacker too. Yeah, did you come in unshowered? No, I threw the, I threw, I shaved them. You took your underwear off and they're like, God, open a window, nurse. Yeah, I had to start the week before just to get it done

by the time the procedure was there. They had to cut his underwear off. Yeah, you hired a team of lawn care professionals. Brother, I was going to do it with my hands, but I got to use a scalpel now because I ain't touching your shit. He just pulls out like a fucking bushwhacker, like a giant hatchet. We're going to need the tools. Fucking spark, sparking. I usually just peel it apart with my fingers. Sparks, yeah. Oh my God. Yeah, why did you shave yours or did they shave them for you? Yeah, and by the way, like, sure, shaving, like, shaving, you're like your pelvis, but then they're like, and also get the shaft of your penis and your balls. Hot, hot, hot, hot. Because they just want it to like look dope. Wait, they told you to fucking go like... Yeah, they wanted to,

they said it's faster. They go, it really needs to look, looks fast. Yeah, get in the happy trail, like do the happy trail and everything. Yeah, that's why I shave my balls is so they're, so it's faster. Right. Yeah, that's why I tell Chloe. The vasectomy has nothing to do with your shaft, bro. Like, what are they doing? What's going on? They got to grip the shaft. Yeah, but they tape your dick to your stomach so it stays out of the way. Wait, they tape it? No, no. Kyle didn't need any tape. No, no. Kyle needed no tape. Derz is so straight-faced right now, that's not real. Okay, that's not real. They just tape it up so it's not like flopping back down. That makes sense. Or you know, sometimes it's got a mind of its own.

Hey, Kyle, what the fuck are you talking about, dude? Did we just find out that you got no flop, dawg? You got no hang? I had a scalpel. My shit was like, I didn't have to get torn open. Kyle's like, it points straight up a quarter inch. What? Yeah, you had an X-Acto knife and a magnifying glass. Mr. Holm. Bonnie, can you go up front and get more tape? Man, did they tape it? Would they use medical tape? It'll only take me a moment. Obviously, they use medical tape. They're not using duct tape to take your cock to your fucking... No, they use painter's tape. Yeah, yeah. Nobody told me to fucking shave my shaft and they use scalples and nobody taped my dick at all. Like, I don't know. I don't know what to

tell you, man. Weird, wild stuff. But I was laying down. Were you not laying down? Yeah, I'm laying down. Yeah, but the dick is flipping and flopping. Why, you want to see it? Is it, though? Yeah. But it's the procedures under your nuts, bro. Like, it's... Yeah, but you don't want your dick to flop down when they're in the... I mean, also, they're not even using sharp... I'm a man! No, there was a whole... There was a whole other person there that with their jaw was to keep the dick out of the surgical area. Wait, what? They were like... They were like... They would check it. Oh, this guy, he handled it. What? She set it up and then he said we're good.

He knocked it down. He said I'm on tape. Yeah. Yeah. Now, was he wearing white pants or what color were his pants? I'm a dude. That's his protocol. He was wearing, like, regular scrubs. Dr. White pants. Damn. Yeah. Wow. You guys had two totally different experiences. I'm kind of tripping now, because I don't... By the way, Kyle, how did you find your guy? Uh... Yellow pages. Yeah, it was just like... That's what I did. I looked in Yelp and I'm like, you looked in Yelp? Actually, my wife found it for me. My wife did that. I don't know.

I'm sure it was Yelp. Best reviews. She was like, do that. This is my guy. You're gonna like it. I went on Yelp and looked at, like, urologists in the area and then just went to the one that seemed the most reputable. Right. That's too much trust. Absolutely insane that, like, that's how you find fucking doctors and shit. Yeah, that's crazy. To do this, like, super-duper thing. Yeah. Yeah. That's insane. For my hip and growing shit, I just, like, asked one person and it's who they suggested.

And that's who I went with. I'm like, there was no... I kind of looked them up. They're like, yeah, it seems like they're a doctor. Right, right, yeah. There should be more of a... Free parking. Okay. There should be, like, a list of, like, these are the top 100 doctors in the area and, like, you try to get into some of them. There needs to be a better way of doing this. I think you can run your shit. You can run your shit like that. After COVID, you can't believe half these doctors.

Thank you. Thank you. They don't know anything. They're all on the take, man. They're fucking idiots. They've only gone through, like, seven to 12 years of school. What about real life, okay? Well, I mean, yeah, for sure, but also, like, some of the doctor, like, obviously there's the best in their class and then there's the guy that barely

passed and is still a doctor. And you want to go to... That guy. Maybe not the best. You don't need the best for absolutely everything, but you want to be at the top 50%. You don't want to go to the fucking guy who, like, barely fucking passed the exam. For sure. I do feel like if you're in LA paying certain prices, like, and you can tell by their offices, right? Like, if they're good, their office is good. They're in a good location, right?

Like, what do you mean, like, nice art on the walls or... Like, expensive... A fish tank? Like, a fish tank? Is fish tank like a prerequisite? Like, they're fucking paying, like, for expensive real estate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you're going, like, to a little tiny place in a mini mall, like, I don't know. Probably not doing good.

Yeah, there's definitely some, like, strip mall hospitals out here that are kind of shady. You're like, okay. Like, these people have business loans and they need to prove that they could make the money back. So they're, you know, they're coming from... They got to show their credentials. So the amount of money they spend on an office is what makes them reputable or not. Uh-huh. Yeah.

I don't know about that. Yeah. Nucky grandma. Well, there's something to be said about that. Well, pair that with how many stars they have on Yelp and read a couple user reviews. Because if they were bad, people wouldn't be going and they wouldn't be able to pay those bills. Those automobiles. Those telephone bills.

Those telephone bills. I think you're cutting off a big part of good doctors out there. I think you're cutting them off. That's what he should say, that a big part of my... Yeah, it's got to be taped up by here. Very shaggy, Dan. You got to tape up the big part. I'm not saying that's the barometer or whatever, but like...

No tape. Sure. That's got to be a pretty good barometer. Yeah. No, I know what you're saying. I know what you're saying. If you're paying rent to be Dr. and Beverly Hills, you're probably pretty fucking good at your job, or you're really good at talking.

Yeah, or you're good at tricking people into... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you're a con artist. You're good at grabbing money from people. That's another thing that is true. Well, he grabbed theirs testicles and ripped them. He grabbed my money.

He grabbed his mama money. He taped his money to his stomach. And the money maker. Tape it up to his belly button, man. Well, I got a big one, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll post a picture of the whole on www.wpwap.com. Yeah, that'll be on the Patreon, for sure.

Patreon. Yeah, let's do some content. Yeah, we got to get a Patreon, dude. Only fans. Have you guys seen how they're doing? Like, your boy, Bert Kreischer, got roasted on OnlyFans? Yeah, Whitney asked me to do that, and I think I was out of town. You said, didn't I know?

You're not a roast type guy, right? No, I'm not. Yeah, I've turned down the roast a handful of times, just because I think I would be pretty bad at it. I'm like, not that my comedy isn't that mean. Like, you have to- You're not that guy, pal. You're not that guy.

Not that guy. I don't know. You're pretty mean to me, man, but whatever. Yeah, fuck you, bitch. Yes, shut up, Blake. Yeah, I find you to be tragically mean. No. I think you roast us every week, dude.

What the fuck? Get in there. No, I don't. Yeah, sometimes it's hard to actually say my real feelings. Be your friend. Oh, guys. Yeah, I did see that she did like a roast of Bert Kreischer

on her OnlyFans, which I didn't know she had an OnlyFans, but sick. Cool. I think she just- Because she did a different- There was another roast before that, but I think you just set it up, and you tell people to go there,

and it exists for the event. Yeah, well, initially OnlyFans was for creators to be like, these are for my- White jeans. Like it's basically a Patreon. Porno. Yes. And now, like Durr said, it's just, it's whitejeans.com.

But porno, right? But by the way, porno, porno- Oh, there's a thing over there. Porno will find it. Yes. Isn't it crazy? It is. Yeah, porno, yeah.

Porno will find it. How does porno do this? You can't stop horny, bro. You cannot stop horny. Dude, horny is the engine that always can. Yeah. That's a universal engine. Like, you think it's a coincidence

that the Consumer Electronics show and the porno show are happening the same time? Like, they're going upstairs, they're checking all these gizmos and gadgets, and they're seeing what they can do for next year. No, you're right. You're right. I'm gonna come.

The forefront of technology is pornography, and that's how it's written and will always be. Well, no, it's not the forefront. It's not like the scientists are at the- They're right behind the forefront. The business, the business. Dude, you want to know how we got on the moon? You want to know why we got on the moon?

The moon landing? We were trying to fuck up there, bro. For sure. We were trying to fuck up there. Dude, there's no doubt in my mind that some billionaire is like, I got to fuck on the moon. Oh, yeah.

You say, sweetheart, you see that- You see that big white ball up there? I'm gonna go up there with you and I'm gonna fuck you, baby. The one with all the holes in it? Well, you think just wanting to fuck a human? I would say you want to fuck an alien up there. You want to find another life form and have sex. Yeah, we're talking.

Well, that's a dice roll. Yeah. Yeah, but if you could get a menage à trois. Oh, sure. A mars nage à trois. Very much open. That's good. Points, points, points.

Yeah, but also you don't know maybe an alien's orifice is radioactive or something. You don't know. True. That's true. See, dude, Adam always comes in with the intellectual angle and I love that shit. Yeah, man.

That's powerful, dude. He dropped orifice? And I was kind of hesitant when I said it. I was like, am I saying this right? Yeah. Loose butthole. But he's right. What if an orifice was poison?

Yeah, dude. You don't know. Fuck for your cum trying. For like three weeks there, weren't there hell of UFOs? And now we don't hear about them again. Like that was like hot news for a minute. And now it's radio silent on fucking aliens. What happened?

Well, dude, it was because they were all Chinese spy balloons and they stopped saying that they were Chinese spy balloons because they don't want more tension with China. So they stopped saying it. And then they're like, we don't know exactly where they're from yet. We still have to do more testing. And then everyone immediately just went, well,

they're fucking aliens when you're like, no, they're not. They're from China. China has been spying on us. And Adam's homies with Biden. So this is real. Joey Bides is my boy, dude. But there was other shit. It wasn't just the spy balloons.

There was other like weird aircraft videos where they showed them like moving around like, you know. Well, that wasn't a few weeks ago. That was like during the middle of the pandemic where they released all that old footage, right? I don't understand time. Yeah. Yeah.

It's hard. It's hard, dude. It's rough. Well, no. Kyle, there was something a couple of weeks ago that was footage. Oh, cool. Hey, that's probably what I said.

Hey, he's back. Yeah. Yeah, that's totally true. And Adam, you're not wrong. There was also footage during the pandemic, Adam. Yeah. OK. Oh, OK.

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No, but our... Walk on war balloons. Let's go, baby. Wow. No, dude, we don't want that smoke. Yeah. But what's your honest opinion on that? Do you believe there's extraterrestrial life out there?

Do you fucking... Like, what's your shit? I don't know this about you guys. Oh, this is what this podcast has become. I don't know what you guys believe. I have no idea. Dude, obviously there's aliens out there. My gosh!

Obviously, dude. Thank you. It's the universe is too giant to not have something else. You're vast. Do you think they're looking at us? They got poisonous orifices. Whether they're here or not, I have no idea. I do think...

Are they looking at us? Are they here? Are they looking at us? I don't know. I don't know. I don't think so, no. But they do exist. Yeah, for sure.

For sure they exist. Very good. Very good. Yeah. Love it. Yeah, man. I'm like... I'm turning on with their day.

I'm like, do I even add in as... Even joke? Or do we just move on? Know what I mean? Well, what's your shit? What's your shit? Do you want points? I got the points button ready.

What's your shit? I'm sorry. Let's see what's my shit. What's your shit on ET? I guess what I would say is that, like, aliens, we don't even know what they would be if they did arrive here. So how are they not already here?

Oh. They... Okay. Great. It's science. You're saying octopus are aliens. Well, that's... Yeah.

That's to be determined. Is that what you're saying? Or are you saying mushrooms? What I'm saying is, like, some sort of, like, bacteria. Are you, like, a lizard person type? Yeah. Yeah. Am I a lizard person?

I could see that. I could see that. Naked grandma? Do you blink this way? No, but also, like... And this is... I'm not... What's in this drink?

But, like, time... Like, we might be the aliens from another planet. Dude, I'm seeing... This is important. And it took us a hundred and something episodes to get here, but I'm glad we're finally here. Like, wasn't there a big bang? Aren't we the alien?

I mean, Earth's been here for billions of years. We've been here for a few hundred million, right? Yeah. As far as, like, what we've evolved from... Allegedly! Like, aren't we aliens? Yes, we are. We are a...

We... Yeah. Where'd we come from? We came from a comet. If it's the big bang, we came from a fucking comet. We exploded and mixed up, and then here we are. Okay. Hey, how about Jesus Christ, our fucking savior?

I'm out of here. Thank you. Yeah, thank you. Thank you, Omaha. Thank you, Adam. Thank you. Finally, I was holding my tongue. But obviously, we all kind of came from the rib.

Oh, so, like, then, I guess, God did the holocaust. God is an alien, bro. God is an alien, for sure. God is a one. Why would God do that? He gets salty, man. If you read the first part of the Bible,

they fucking... He's all over the place. Oh, Genesis. Yes, great band. Oh, yeah, he's a mean dude. The other morning, the song, Tell Me All Your Thoughts on God, came on. Tell me all your thoughts on God.

Because I really want to meet Him. It seems that. Oh, yeah. Adam knows. I feel like that's like Warrant or something. Seven Mary Three? Is it Seven Mary Three or something? No, no, no.

It's post-Warrant. It's Great Gas. Great Gas. Warrant, is it? No, Seven Mary Three is a good guess. Avenge Sevenfold? No, it's not Avenge Sevenfold. It might be Avenge Sevenfold.

No, it's not. Not at all. Avenge Sevenfold. Anyway. Because I'm on my way to see her. Anyway, the song starts off... It's Dishwalla. Dishwalla.

Is that Dishwalla counting blue cars? Yes. Dishwalla. That classic, dude. Okay, play some Dishwalla counting blue cars. Real quick. I will at the end. Yeah.

Okay. But like, I'm listening to this song and I'm like, this is like heavy. Like, tell me all your thoughts on God. Because I really want to meet. And then he's like talking about her. Yep. Yeah.

I'm like, okay, what a little twist on that. Oh, okay, Dishwalla. Get your 90s on. But then I'm also like, isn't this like, the dumbest song of all time? And aren't people making fun of this? Dude, the dumbest song of all time? Say it.

No. Yeah, but wait, why would it be dumb though? How did you, how did you flip that hard on it? You're like, this is cool. This is heavy. And then you're like, it's stupid. There's a lot of really, really dumb songs. What's dumber?

What's a dumber song? Fucking, the Macarena is pretty fucking dumb. No, because the Macarena is not trying to say anything. This is trying to say something and kind of not. But what's, that's okay though. That's okay to try and say something. That's okay. I agree.

That doesn't make it dumb. I agree. Well, it doesn't make it not dumb. True. And it's also objective. This is interesting. This is interesting. Yeah, I know I'm in it.

This is a really interesting episode. But I will say the song goes. And the duke starts, the duke gets real loose with it at the end because he's like, because I really want to meet her. Yeah, where it jiggles. I know exactly what you're talking about. It's like chill, dude.

God damn. Is he, are they performing still? I don't know. Should we travel somewhere together and see Dishwalla? I bet Dishwalla would allow us to like introduce them. We could like open up. I could be like, hey everybody. They would allow us to, they would allow us.

I think they would allow us to like go on stage and be like, hey, thanks for coming out. We're all big fans of Dishwalla. I know you've waited for hours to see them. Ladies and gentlemen, the band of our generation. With the dumbest song ever. Dishwalla. I know they weirdly big-timed you guys

and made you wait three hours. They were supposed to start a long time ago, but Dishwalla. We flew here and where are they? I wonder what size a crowd Dishwalla is still performing because they were pretty wanting it. How the hell do you spell Dishwalla? Exactly how you think it's spelled. I don't know.

This is crazy. I don't know. Give it a shot. Yeah. Give it a shot. I bet you could do it, God. Don't cheat. Oh wait, Dishwalla.

Oh, I spelled Dishwassala. Sorry. Okay. Dishwalla. That's a good question. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good news, bro.

Chicken Marsala. You're trying to fucking get some food. Got it, Dishwalla. Yeah, dude. Not exactly how it sounds at all. So yeah. Got it. Oh, I put a bunch of Zs and Qs and 7s in there.

So yeah. Pull back. Pull back. Dude, it looked right. All I'm saying is that the song comes across as very like, like when you're, if you're like a teenager and you're like trying to think deep, and I wonder if they feel that same way

or if they're like, actually I think it resonates even more now. But aren't you just talking about being pretentious? Like that's just pretentious to me. That's like, sure. Well, also, yeah, that's a lot of fucking bands because they write when they're, they write the hit song when they're 22

and then by the time they're in the 30s or 40s, they're like, yeah, I was just trying to be deep. I was 20 years old. I wonder. Yeah, they're trying to be philosophical. They're not trying to be pretentious. They're trying to like. No, I know.

I don't know if you ever read it, but I wrote like, put pretentious screenplays, but like, I had the hindsight to go, yeah, that was pretentious. What was your pretentious screenplay? Did I read it? The last summer.

It's like a mass suicide. Dark comedy. You got it, dude. That sounds funny. It was a great reach. I guess you are. You should kind of like, you should look back and be like,

yeah, that's pretentious. It was like 142 pages. We were like, people are really going to want to stick around for three hours for this. Yeah, I didn't know that was three hours. I was just like, this is what it has to be. Another suicide.

It's hella dark. I really feel we need a taste of dishwallow right now, just a little sampling. Okay. All right. All right. You guys can have dishwallow, please. You got to fast forward through most of the first two.

This is positive. This takes a long time. This is pretentious, dude. This is going to go on. Go 25 seconds deep, I would say. 25 seconds in. Any credit for knowing that it took a long time to like roll out?

That, yeah, you get points. Hold on. Oh, right here. Listen to his voice. I could tell by how far. Hey, listen to that on your own time, everybody. You got to put yourself out there. He's putting sauce on it for sure.

Yeah. But then he flips it and goes, and tell me. Wait, wait, wait. And the music like cuts out from like, like children. And the music's gone. Ever, dude. And then, dude, you guys might do off to do. Ders, you might have a point, dude.

That is a very try hard song. That is pretty damn good. And that's, that brings up try hard. Very good. What the fuck is this? Because what's wrong with being a try hard? Yeah, I feel like this drives me kind of bonkers a little bit, but I totally understand it.

But it's fine if you actually are saying shit, if you're actually like philosophically deep and like it's hitting chords, I'm down. I'll take the trip. But you could also be a try hard and not. I feel like I am a try hard. I do try hard at things. Me too.

But I have nothing. I know that I have nothing philosophical to say. I think that I do. I'm not trying hard to make people think that I'm intellectual by any means. But that's not what he's saying. Yeah. It's not what a try hard is.

Try hard doesn't mean like effort. Try hard means like you're trying to really tap in. Like you're really trying to say a truth. Something poignant, something super philosophical indeed. Oh, I thought try hard meant like a person who like tries hard to do a thing and then like, it's not cool. It's cool.

It's cool to like, it's cool to look like. It's fucked up. Yeah. Cool is effortless. Like you just did it. Effortless. Like you can just do a thing. Sure.

It's all of those things as one. But like, I mean, every athlete is a try hard. They're trying their hardest, but we don't call them try hards. It's like someone who's like overreaching. Really going for it. Yeah. And you can just see through it.

You're like, oh, you're obviously. Well, I don't know. Have you ever seen those like YouTube videos of like the guy who just won't stop dribbling? No, I have. Like he never, he like will never shoot the ball, but he's like, we got the same algorithm. He's really good at dribbling and like,

and just dribbles around people, but never passes, never does a layup, never takes a shot. I feel like that would be a try hard. Yeah. So now imagine if that guy was trying to tell you about. But he's just a master. No, imagine if that guy was trying to tell you

about the art of basketball. You'd be like, you're not the guy. You're not that guy. Yeah. Yeah, you're not that guy. All I'm saying is I just don't know if these are the guys. You're not that guy, pal. Trust me.

Well, is Dishwalla really still out there saying that they're the guys? I don't know. No, Dishwalla's not. They're not. I'll tell you what I looked them up. I don't know. That's my whole question.

I'm wondering if they're looking back going like, yeah, it was kind of silly. Is Dishwalla on tour? No, I got it. I got it. I have the, I have the info. Let's dig deep. Kyle, Kyle's got it.

I have the info, Adam. It's, they have one, they got one show. They're on cameo. Kyle, you can open for them. They got one show, Saturday, July 8th, at the Libby Bowl in Ojai, California. Let's fucking rock, dude. We're going.

This is my favorite place in California. Let's fucking go there, please. That's your favorite place in California? Your favorite place in California is the Libby Bowl? Ojai. I love Ojai. Ojai's nice. It's a beautiful retreat.

It's better than Concord? Well, okay, come on. That's fine. Also, there's a ton of great places in California. Is Ojai legit your favorite? I love Ojai. It's like a sanctuary for me. I truly love it.

Okay. Well, and whenever you see someone he recognizes there, he goes, oh, hi. Right, it is cool. Oh, hi. How should I say, oh, hey, and they're like, that guy's a tryhard. Yeah, he's a tryhard.

He's failing. He's failing hard. That motherfuckers a poor teenage tryhard. Well, love, well, love, zip it. No, so yeah, look, it's a good song. No, it's great. I remembered, I left it on. It's great.

But I was like, I was like, do these words really land? The children often do. When that came out, though, when I was, when did that song come out? I think it came out when we were in seventh grade. In 97? Yeah, 1997, I think, is my guess. Okay, that's a guess.

That's a guess. I think that it landed with me when I was in middle school. I think it landed. Because you had a middle school brain, but I'm sure adults were like, this guy is not saying shit. Right. But it still doesn't change that it was effortless and cool to me when I was listening to it.

It didn't feel like it was like, oh, they're trying so hard to teach me a message. Yeah, but also the 90s were a different. I know, but your brain wasn't developed. I know, and it helped me develop. Couting Blue Cars was 1995. So yeah, that's. Fuck my butt, like I'm wearing white pants.

That was fifth grade, I think, for us. I mean, you've got to remember, guys, this is the 90s. Music was very, very sweet. You got it, go ahead, go ahead. Music was very serious. Like there was no sort of like, like they weren't laughing at themselves. It was like live.

Remember live? Oh, yeah. Yeah, dude. Live rocked. I alone. No, no, no. Lightening crashes. Lightening crashes.

Yeah. Lightning, but I would argue those guys pulled it off more than Dishwalla. Nirvana. Dishwalla's name was a little bit like, dude, the fact that we keep going in. Do you know that someone in the Dishwalla world is gay? Because every time we've ever called out a band,

they end up like, yeah. Dude, I follow you. I like you guys. I know. I just teal on us for. I was a huge rock band. So someone that bases for Dishwalla is going to be like, well, what the fuck, guys?

We is our one hit. Okay, I'm all about it. Good job, Dishwalla. I just want to say, I listened to the whole song all the way through. And if anything, we're talking about it. I'm sure they can have a laugh about it. I'm sure they could be like, we thought we were very

self-important at the time. Yeah, it'd be like if they watched one of our sketches or like, I don't know, like. They watched our American Idol sketch. I saw that sketch that you posted for Blake's birthday of you, of him riding you like a donkey. And yeah, he like was in love with you or something. That was cool.

That was tight. Yeah. Yeah. I guess we are still playing pretty funny. Yeah. Yeah, super poignant, dude. Yeah, I guess our shit is pretty poignant and real. We were trying hard.

Trying really hard. It came off as way too easy for us. But like, people still look at Kurt Cobain and go, Kurt Cobain was saying something. And maybe that's because he blew his brains out that people go, he was for real. No. Yeah, but they were just pretty fucking great.

Like, he was a good poet. Wouldn't like Dishwalla... I know, but I'm not saying Dishwalla's bad. I'm just saying, are they really saying anything? I think they said something in that song. I will say that I think Dishwalla is less good than Nirvana. I will, I'm willing to put myself out there and say they're not as good as Nirvana.

Hey, and you know what? That takes guts. Kyle, Kyle, are you willing to say that? Kyle, are you willing to say that? What am I willing to say that Dishwalla is not as good as the band Nirvana? Not as good as Nirvana. And I'm willing to stand on that platform.

Or you're willing? Yes. I am willing to stand on that platform. Okay. Okay. Wow. But I don't want to discount. I just don't want to discount this song because it did have some.

What about Soul Asylum? Runaway training. Okay. Well, then that's close. That one hits real for me. Dude, and I feel like Soul Asylum might be better than Nirvana. And I'm willing to stand. Wow, dude.

And then what's the other one where like she's riding the bus? Collective Soul. Doesn't hit, doesn't land for me. Good music. I know the songs. I can't turn them off, but like I don't take it seriously. Dude, trust me, songs that we're listening to today in 20 years, people are going to be like those songs were so fucking stupid and they thought they were so cool.

No, we're old enough now to know the new songs are stupid. Yeah. Well, Blake isn't. What are you, dumbass? Blake's a boy, dude. Blake's a boy teenager. And he's like, no, actually. Lil Durk is the truth.

I mean, I like Uber everywhere, but he's just saying Uber everywhere. Right, right. Like what the fuck is that? Like who is the artist? But isn't that what you like? Because it's not pretentious. That is going to transcend music who's going to be the nirvana of this generation. Is it like who?

Frank Ocean. Okay. Yeah, well Frank Ocean's pretty good. He writes really complex songs. They're very deep. Yeah, but Frank Ocean also isn't that big. Like he's pretty big. And Adam didn't want you to say a correct answer.

No. Adam needed something to poke holes in. Yeah. Fucking delivered. Travis Scott. Also, Frank Ocean isn't as big as Nirvana was in 1993. You know what I mean? Travis Scott, I feel like probably is.

Well, we had this argument in a couple of podcasts ago. It's like you can't achieve that sort of hype anymore. Exactly. It's kind of impossible. And by the way, people are going off, teeing off on me about turnstile. I didn't say turnstile was bad. They're good.

They're just not the fucking giant level that bands were able to be back in the day. Yeah. You were trying to say like rock bands sold out huge arenas. Like huge. Yeah. Like Stone Table Pilots and were culturally relevant. There's still rock bands that sell out stadiums.

Dishwalla. But they're just not as relevant. Right. That's right. Well, like the bands that sell out stadiums now aren't the Rolling Stones of like the 70s and the 60s. You know what I mean? Or even fucking like Gliveade, like how big that arena was,

was insane when it was like Queens. It was in Ojai? I can't remember. I think it was in Ojai at the, what was it called? The Williams. Yeah, your favorite place, the fucking. My favorite place of all time. The Libby Bowl, ladies and gentlemen.

The Libby Bowl. The Libby Bowl. The Libby Bowl. I want to be buried at this place. The Libby Bowl, which is quite. Blake's favorite place in California. Do you think Dishwalla is like Australian or something with the fuck is Dishwalla all about?

What does that mean? They're from Santa Barbara. Oh, that's why they're in Ojai. Dude, we got to go. Hell yeah, we do. Now we have to. Now we have to introduce them. When is it?

Well, no, the thing is, is before we decided to tee off on them for 20 minutes, Dishwalla. No, we're just discussing. To introduce them, but now who knows, man? We're selling tickets. Oh, they broke up. What? How are they playing at the Libby Bowl?

Wait, no, hold up, hold up, hold up. No, no, this is just. Did they need us? Kyle, what are you looking at? I'm looking at Google. Google's doing the thing to me where it's just like. You're reading their yelp. Kyle's reading his fault.

Google's doing the thing. I am bummed that Blink 182 is going to have to postpone their tour because Travis Barker, Dishwalla. No, Blink 182, because Travis Barker broke his finger. Yep. I feel like he can drum through that. I think he tried. I think he tried.

No, I mean, they're going to do like a, it's like going to be a two year like world tour. Right. This is like their last. Yeah. Turnstiles opening for them. It's going to be. I know.

It's going to be fucking sick. Adam and Blake are like, we were at the same party talking to the same people. And you guys are like comparing facts like actually. Actually, I do need. Admittedly, I would like some facts cleared up for your party because right at the end there, things got real blurry. I like had to go back and look at like my nest footage to see

exactly when I got home. I'm like, where did I fucking stop? Yeah. Dude, I have some of the most chaotic nest footage. Dude, I stop in the middle of my driveway and wave at the camera and go, hi. Yeah. Yeah.

And that's just for you. Yeah. I knew that I was going to check it the next morning. Yeah. That's so funny. You're just god damn much funny. Yeah. I definitely have some backyard nest footage

where I'm just sleeping on the fucking patio. Just like I give up trying to open this door. You fell asleep outside. Oh yeah. Blake, Blake loves to fall asleep, not in his bed. Yeah. You fell asleep outside. Not that day, but this was another day.

Oh, oh, cool. That's just another random Monday. Yeah. Wow. All right. Just another random Monday. Blake, have you ever seen any takebacks on your nest cam? I would like to take back, I feel like I got a take back.

Like us kind of going in on Dishwalla, like questioning how deep they are, not deep they are. I'm a big fan of that one song of Dishwalla. Don't really know the rest of their catalog, but I'm going to beef up so we can introduce them at the Libby Bowl. Yeah. Good memory.

What's the date again? And by the way, this is America. We can judge and wonder and ask questions. Yeah. Oh yeah. Dude. Oh yeah. This is America.

We can judge. This isn't Gitmo. Okay. Yeah. This ain't China with their spy balloons. That's a compliment to America. We can go ahead and analyze, you know. Yeah.

Yeah. We can analyze what is pretentious and what is not to different brains. You know, you can tell I like Dishwalla. Because I fucking give him hard time every once in a while. Once every 20 years. What's cool is anyone that is in our exact age is going to go, who the fuck is Dishwalla?

Anyone that is- If you're five years older, you have no idea and five years younger, no idea. This girl who was the like, what do they call the person that sits you at a restaurant? Naked grandma. The receptionist or not a receptionist? No, it's the hostess.

Hostess. The naked grandma. Like 25 year old girl the other day at the restaurant was like, I'm a big fan of the podcast and then sat me down and I was like, oh, she doesn't get 50 to 70% of the references. No, but it's the vibe. And then this episode, we talked about Dishwalla

for 45 minutes. Might have lost her. I feel like this might be the, it's going to pop Dishwalla. I feel like we're going to pop them. Yeah. Oh yeah. We're going to see a big rise. I'm sorry.

We have the location. Kyle, did you save the dates again? Oh yeah, I did. It's July 8th, right? So I closed my browser. Well, while you're doing that, I'd love to give a shout out to America where four fucking morons can tee off on other idiots

and really try to claim they're smarter than them. Hey, but dude, give them a shout out. Do not give America flowers. Do not give us flowers. No flowers. No, this is shout out. Yeah, those Chinese balloons are going to be war balloons, for sure.

But honestly, I do want to link up with those guys and sit around and maybe like smoke a little bowl and tell them all our thoughts on God. Yeah. Yeah, that would be cool. This is out of the way. On my way to see her. To tell the guy who said,

tell me all your thoughts on God, all our thoughts on God, would be sick. Yeah, that would be sick. God's an alien octopus. What do you think about that? And if we could do it in Ojai at the Libby Bowl, it'd be the best. Kyle, what's the date?

What's the date? I told you I closed the browser, man. I can't tell. All right, everybody. And that's another episode. Blake, if you don't play us out with this while I'm off this. Oh, Saturday. It is Saturday.

It's Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. What? July 8th. July 8th. OK, Saturday. Saturday, July 8th.

We will be here. Hit it, Blake. Hit it, Blake. Hit it, Blake. It's important. Hit it, Blake. Because I'm really about to meet her. Yeah.

What? That's true. I want to know who we are. Oh, no. He hits that note later. Tell me, oh, you're the song god. I mean, dude. Wow, that is a bang.

He's got a throw. That is. I take everything we said back. That's a fucking bang, dude. He's got a throw. And he makes some great points. By the way, he's trying hard, but I appreciate that. Note of that song.

All right. I'm hard. I'm hard. Trying to get hard. I'm hard just listening. All right. Great up. God damn.

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