This Is Important - Ep 135: The Guys Attempt To Pronounce Words

Episode Date: May 16, 2023

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what is most obviously very crucially important. Today on This Is Important... Give me a slice of butte cake. You got one of those buttplug tails in or what? Put daddy's phone down. Never take daddy's phone. I do like smack and bear. Let's go. It's a clap. It's a clap. It's a clap. Thank you, Blake. Smacking us over the head with it today. I didn't realize how much I wanted that. How much I want that. Hit me harder with Popo Sal. Why is that Popo Sal so intense? I feel like the other Popo Sal's more...

Fucking hit me with it. No, dude. It's always been echoing through the canyons. It hurts. Yeah, that one's over. Popo, Popo, Popo, Popo, Popo, Popo Sal! Oh my. Actually, probably need to apologize to everybody. That's coming in really thick. So Blake, did you just show the concept X? Let's show us some of that pre-workout again. One of our sponsors. Are they? Beyond Raw. Yeah, Beyond Raw, dude. I think they just sent us stuff though, right? I don't know if they're a sponsor. Yeah, just because we mentioned them. Are they not a sponsor? Durs mentioned them on the pod and said...

Oh, yeah. I was talking about how I take Lit because I couldn't handle Lit AF. Which I have right here. Dude, I did not know that there was a difference, and I took like the most extreme one. Tell me it affected you. Is that Beyond Lit? Yeah, I took the full dosage. No, Lit AF is the full dose. Lit AF, I can't wait. I think it's beyond Lit AF is the most. They sent us three. Oh, wait, hold on. There's Lit AF and then there's Concept X. Thank you. Oh, it's Concept X, the biggest and boldest.

Is that the hot hot? We're giving these guys a huge shout out. Concept X and Lit AF, I believe, have 300 milligrams of caffeine. Okay. All right. And that is a... Popo Sal! Okay. All right, good. Still hurts. What is 300 milligrams? What is in an espresso shot? Do we know that? Do I know what that means? I know that a cup of coffee is... I know a cup of coffee is like 70 or 80 milligrams. Yeah, it's like 70. And you're looking at 300.

Yeah, so that's 300. So that's a real Ka-Blam out there. And I will say, I'm a real caffeine addict. Yeah, you are. I mean, I've just drank two sugar-free Red Bulls in a row to get up for this podcast run. You want to make sugar-free Red Bulls? Yeah, dude. Two in a row. Wow. Were you thirsty? Maybe a little thirsty? Popo Sal! Stop doing it. And, dude, I'm wired on the Lit AF. You are, right? Okay, good. Yes. Yeah, I'm on the fucking moon.

I think I took it once at like 10 a.m. and I was up till 4 in the morning. Okay. Okay. What's going on over there? What's going on over there, Blake? I feel like the board is actually scarring my eardrum today. What's going on? Yeah. Blake's usually really talented on the board. I'm actually... Oh! Is it that loud? It's really aggressive. It's aggressive. They're all like very sharp. I'm like... I compliment you out in the streets, dude, when people are like, oh, the, you know, TII nation. Me, too, when I'm out in the streets, bro.

I get stopped in the streets all the time about TII nation. When I'm out in the streets, too, I compliment this, bro. And I'm always stopping people and I go, what do you think of the board, right? The board's great. Just give me your keys and I'll bring you your car, sir. No, but the board, man. And they're like, uh, yeah, I love the board. I feel like today you're blowing the board. Wait, why? Did you want any appetizers, sir? Just please order. I already told you why. Are you not listening? I said why,

because it's very sharp and aggressive. Well, my ears are bad. My ears are really bad, so I have to turn it up. What do you mean? Well, because you got all the hair in your ear, dude. Dude, does he? Look, you got your layer of hair, and then the headphones. This guy does it. Wait a second. Does he really? Where's my snare? This guy does it like that? Show your ears. Show your ears. Oh, we're getting out of control early. This is good. This is good radio. Goodbye.

Fuck. Oh, this is good radio. This is great. And so, Adam, you had some lit AF or some concept act, something. And now what are you slamming currently? Oh, just Red Bulls. Just sugar-free Red Bulls. Red Bulls? If you're munching a Red Bull. If you had that and it had you just blasting off, why are you having Red Bull now? Because it's fricking pot time.

Wait. No, I didn't just have the lit AF. I didn't just now. I said I had it a few weeks ago. I was going to work out and I was like, whoo. I thought we were going to have an intervention. Oh, that's fair, though. That's not too, that's not too out of character to assume Adam had the lit AF concept acts plus two Red Bulls. Yeah. Well, it's not here. Can I pivot a little bit and talk about about Red Bulls?

Pivot. Pivot. Do you find Red Bulls to be overrated or underrated? Underrated. Underrated. You mean Red Bulls like clam chowder? Red Bulls like clam chowder in a Red Bull or chili in a Red Bull. What do you think? You said clit clam chowder. So you heard me say Red Bull and then you were like, I got to talk about Red Bulls.

Yeah, you pivoted. Red Bull. We asked about the pivot. A sugar-free Red Bull? Not from me. I really need to know how my guys feel about Red Bulls because... I think I like them. I think I like them more of a clam chowder and clam chowder. It's clit clam chowder. Clit clam chowder.

Why can't no one say clam chowder? What do you mean clam chowder? Because it's not often you say those words together, clam chowder, unless you're like... Kroogie choogie. Yeah, that's a tough one. Well, you normally just say clam and normally you say chowder. I feel like the only time I say... Yeah, Blake was really trying for one there because you never say those words together

except for when you only say those words. No, I feel like those words have huge lives on their own. Blake's used to saying man chowder, fair enough. Chowder? Yeah, what's the chowder? What's the life on its own? Chowder, I just met her. It's chowder hound. That's probably my most used.

Which is what? And what is a chowder hound again for me? I don't know. Someone who hounds chowder. Yes, please! Is this a Cleop chowder? I think it's also a pornographic term, but I don't know. That's just science.

What do you mean? A chowder hound? I'm not going to say it anymore. I'm not saying it anymore. Blake's on a good one today, dude. I don't know what's happening. He's got the gig. I don't know what's happening over there.

I'm sweating. You sitting on the sippy in or what? What's happening? I should be. I should be. Yeah, yeah. We find out at the end of this podcast that Blake's been sitting on the sippy in the entire podcast. Dude, do you know what we should do?

You got one of those butt plug tails in or what? We should have one of those things where you put it in and you guys control the vibration on your iPhone. Yeah. Can we get a sponsor? We should. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Are you saying you should wear a butt plug and we should control the vibrations on the podcast?

Yes, you freaking chowder hound. I'm not mad at that. That's what he's talking about right now, and I'm into this. Dude, absolutely. This is just some jackass shit. Absolutely, we should do that. Let's save it for the live show. Save it for the live show.

Save it for the live show. Yeah, I would love that. If we ever do that, we told Isaac to book us live shows and then the motherfucker just didn't do it. Thanks, Isaac, our manager. Well, but we should say, we should tell the audience we are coming to a city near you at some point. Stay tuned. He's a bagel. We should.

We should definitely. Hey, stay tuned. And also maybe not because our manager just doesn't follow through with things that he says he's going to do, dude. I hate him. Oh, wow. Let's stay tuned. Adam, how's not working treating your butt? Are you getting a little stir crazy?

Getting a little stir crazy, dude? Yeah, it's a raw stir. Oh, boy. I really am. You need a bread bowl or what? Yeah, you want some chowder and my little chowder hand. Wait, I like how I'm the only person, Blake's like, seriously, bread bowls. And I go, I'm serious.

I'm with you. My answer, yes. Everyone else, we're moving on. You guys, they don't care about bread bowls. Well, because who gives a shit? This is important. Who gives a shit? What was your answer, dude?

I didn't even catch it. You said your answer is yes. Yes. What was the question? What? Mine is an absolute underrated. Yes, they are underrated. Okay.

I don't know if I've ever had a bread bowl. I don't love bread or soup that much. So. But you like those bowls, my right, dude? I do like smacking bears. Dude, have you never been to the Fisherman's Wharf and got a bread bowl of freaking clam chowder? A sourdough.

I have. I think the Fisherman's Wharf has all shut down now, though, because the cities, yeah, that's I just read a thing that all the restaurants at Fisherman's Wharf are currently closed. What? What a trash. You just read a thing. The Fishermen were like too crazy.

Yeah. What happened? Yeah, like maybe two weeks ago I read it that that it's all because it's, you know, San Francisco is a shantytown now. What a trash. What are you talking about? I was just down there a couple months ago. What are you talking about?

It's beautiful. Yeah. It's like I felt right at home. Yeah. No, it's beautiful if you love heroin, dude. If you're on heroin, it's beautiful. Get her, dude. Are you getting out here, bud?

There's no way it's shut down. No, I did. I did read that the Fisherman's Wharf area is like all shut down and all those restaurants that were there that I went all the time when I was shooting that JXC movie. Yes, sir. Get on. I would go there all the time and I loved it too. And I was sad that through COVID and the lockdown and just the drug problem that they

have in San Francisco, they've had to shut a lot of those restaurants down, which sucks. I thought you meant the vaccine was a drug problem. No, that's the real drug problem. Hey, we got your new Tucker. We got our new Tucker. Hold it. Got it.

New Tucker. That's the next guy they hire for Fox News. They call him New Tucker. And it's Ders. I see it. Somebody from the Midwest, Adam. Has you heard the word wharf before you went to the Fisherman's Wharf? Oh, wharf.

I don't think so. Really? Yeah. And was it a weird, weird, was, were you like the wharf? I don't remember my mind being blown, but I've also been out here a really long time. And I could see myself 20-something years ago, the first time I went to the wharf, being pretty torn up about the whole thing. But I don't remember.

I don't remember it knocking me on my ass. Like, like, I think you do. Water trap. Do you remember the bread bowl, though? Yeah. You remember that when you went to the wharf? I go to Boudin. And it's not even a question.

I don't have it. I don't get the bread bowl because I don't like it. What are you doing at the wharf if you're not getting a bread bowl? They're delicious. What are you fucking walking around smelling like those weird smells and shit? It smells so bad. But you never had a clam chowder bread bowl in all the... I don't like clam chowder, Kyle.

I don't like it. The sourdough bowl. Come on. Is that the red or the what? It's white. The red. No, I get what the... I would get those coffees with the booze in them where they like are dumping coffee all over

and the guy is like burning his hands because he's spilling coffee everywhere. What do they call that? Those coffees? I don't know what that is. Irish coffee. Fisherman's coffee. Yeah, the Irish coffees. And I guess like...

Everything there is just Fisherman's and then the word. The, yeah, Fisherman's Irish coffees. They invented it there. And the guy is like making like 35 at a time. And he's like, his hands are like all blistered. It's crazy. Fucking cool. So that's normally what I do when I'm down there is I just drink Irish coffee.

That's what I want to go do over there. Well, go see what you're talking about. Go see what you're talking about. Hey, Kyle, where? Oh, you're going to break these sobriety over as a scalding hot Irish coffee? I like that. No. Yeah.

Yeah, I'd say that's probably right. Anyways. I'd say probably not worth doing it. So, Kyle, you said you were just there and it was fine. Yeah, what the hell? Well, I just went over to the Embarcadero and I went over to... Another word I just cannot handle. Yeah, fake word, not real.

Yeah, and then that's the building. I didn't go all the way down to the wharf when I was out there, but my wife and kids did. I say next time, check it because I did. You know, I'm going to look to see if I could find what the fuck I was reading. And it could have been, it could have been fake news for all I fucking know. But it very well could have been. You got to tune in. New Tucker.

I'll say new Tucker over here. Yeah, definitely an attention grabbing headline. You said because of the drug problem, they had to close the restaurants. Goodbye. Well, there you go. You know what we should do? We all should go to Alcatraz. I want to do that with you guys really bad.

I've been there. Dude, I love Alcatraz. Pretty great. Love Alcatraz. I went when I was young and I don't think it quite resonated as to, you know, what was happening. Let's do the escape from Alcatraz triathlon. They have that fucking that. I think they had the paper mache head in there when I went to Alcatraz, like from the movie.

That was dangerous. It fell out of your hair. You know what I'm talking about? The movie escaped from. Oh, of course, dude. Yes. Yeah, dude. It's not a movie.

It's real, dude. That's real movie. Oh, yeah. It was based in reality. So I guess three iconic restaurants at the wharf closed. That's fucked up. Oh, that's a bummer. Yeah.

So that must have been. Because of the drug problem? Yeah. Because of fucking drugs, dude. It's because of all the shanties and the drugs. Drugs make me cool. I will say, I mean, I really like San Francisco and I love the Bay Area. In general.

And I really like people from there. I did. Fuck yeah, dude. But man, shooting that movie there, it was because you have to go to work so damn early. So you're like driving to work at like 430 in the morning, 5am, and you know. And you just, I've never seen so many people on drugs doing heroin like in the streets. What the freaking heck? This is wild.

And saw many buttholes, many penises, many vaginas. You lose. Like just in the streets, dude. Hey, what do you mean? Those are San Francisco treats. Because I drove like through the tenderloin to get to work every day. So like every day. But why are you seeing vaginas and buttholes?

You just have to ask. Oh, Blake, go to San Francisco and take a jaunt about at 430 in the morning. You're going to see a butthole. Yeah, you probably will. Doing what? Dude, shitting. Just shitting on the street. Just spread eagle shitting.

Spraying shit. Doing buttholes shit. Wait. I believe you, Adam. I mean, I haven't been at 430 in the morning in the city, but there's like quiet. I do too. Why is this? Yeah.

Why Blake is like fucking dumbfounded. Like he's never seen it. It's always been bad. Yeah. San Francisco was the first time I like saw homeless people and was like, what is going on? You guys didn't have homeless people in Concord? No, we didn't.

Not really. Not really. Not that I saw. A few all stars. Maybe out by Sun Valley or something. We ended up befriending them. Right. Yeah.

That's what we did. We called it like the ghetto swim team and we would just swim in the fountain and fountain square with all the homeless people after school. That's tight. Oh, that's so kind of you. Yeah. Then I went to the actual swim team and I don't know what happened to my friend. When there's a manageable amount of homeless people, you befriend them and you get to know them

and you try to help. Manageable. And what's manageable to Blake Anderson? Right. I'm saying like three to five. You can handle that? Yeah. I could get to know three to five new people.

Right. But then, you know, when you're seeing buttholes and vaginas at night, just in the middle of the street, I don't know. It's out of control at that point. Dude, not even at night. Like in the morning, on your way to work. Yeah. Right.

The butt crack of dawn. Crack of dawn. There it is. There it is. Oh, what the hell, man. Great minds points are perverted. Why'd you throw a dam in there? Did you throw a dam in there?

Why'd you do that? That was a good one. Hey, great minds. Think alike. Thank you very much. Blowing the board, bud. Fuck off. Alotos, A-L-I-O-T-O-S, restaurant, closing after 97 years.

That's fucked up. That makes me really bummed. Let's all try and pronounce it. Adam, how do you think it goes? I would go, uh... Can you spell it again? A-L-I-O-T-O-S. Alioros, alioros.

Alito, alitos. It's alitos, yeah. I need you to spell it one more time. Alitos. Must be a foot fetish type person about alligators. A-L-I-O-T-O-S. Yeah, we got it. Aliotos.

Alitos. Aliotos. Aliotos. I think you're right. Alitos, right? I think it's aliotos. Aliotos. Dude, that's how I just said it, but I'm sure I butchered it.

Come on down for some of our Gator Toes here at Alitoes. Aliotoes. Eliotos. Dude, I'm so dumb. We just did a press day for the outlaws that's coming out July 7th. Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby. Berry shagadelic.

Type beans. Type beans. Super type beans. So we did press day with Pierce Brosnan and Ellen Barkin and Nina Dobrev. And it was me and Nina, and we had to do a description word to describe the other person. I love journalism. Go ahead. Dude, and I had to, yeah, you know how they make you do all that dumbass shit.

We've done it before for Game Over Man where it's for glamor.com or something. And listicles. I always get the glamor.com interviews, bro. That's like my shit, dude. Yeah, I know you do. I know Kyle. They come after Kyle. Glamor.com Jerusalem.

They made me write on a card and see what her description is and only with one word. And I tried to write charismatic. Oh, you tried to write the word. Dude butchered the spelling. Like just not even. Oh, yeah. That would be a good one to try and spell. Charismatic.

I can do it. Yeah, I got it. It's just charisma. Dude, it's fairly easy. I just fucking totally fucked it up. What did, how did you do? Did you throw a K? I'm like, I wrote it and I go, nah, I butchered this.

I'm like, no, I bet you got it right. Did you start with a C-H? No, no, no. Oh, K. I'm a dumbass. No, a C. Okay, all right. But care, C-A-R-E.

Yeah, C-A-R. If you hit it with a K, I was going to be concerned with a K. Yeah, I read it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. C-A-R. It's C-H all the way. Yeah. And total bonehead move.

But I'm like, it's so funny just how exposed I was, just being like, oh, I can't spell at all. Charisma. Did they breeze over it or were they like, whoa, like, can we take it? Hey, who knows? I hope they lead with that. What did she describe you as like smart?

Because then it's like, huh. No, no, she did not. This is no, she did not. He's lovable. Yeah, lovable. I'm a dumbass. A lovable dumbass. Damn, dude.

Spelling's hard, man. It's hard, Adam. I'm with you, bro. It is. I find it tough and it's getting harder. Dude, it made me think about it because I don't, you know, I mean, yes, we're all very stupid in our own ways, but we're also smart in our own ways too.

I'm a dumbass. Yeah, we latch on to things. Savant. Idiot, Savant. And I'm like, oh, I guess I never even tried to learn to spell because by the time I was like really... Spelling. Like I knew that spell check was there.

Like I was just like, I'll fix it. I'll misspell it and then just go back and click the thing. And how do you spell misspell? M-I-S-S-P-E-L-L. There you go. Is that what you think? That's what I think. I would say, but I don't know if there's two S's in there

or not actually. That feels right to me, but probably not. I think it's right. Yeah, it does feel right. It does feel right. If it's not spelled that way? Slotting that up. The word is fucking wrong.

Fuck that word. That's right. That's right. M-I-S-S-P-E-L-L. Actually, I think it's one S, bro. You think it's one S? Yeah, but you know what I mean? It's like we didn't have to know how to spell.

Like it just wasn't a thing. Yes, I know what you mean. I know what you mean. But on the flip, if you're somebody who reads it a lot, not me, you mispronounce words because you've never heard them spoken sometimes, right? A-I-L-E-D-O-S. Oh yeah, remember when I tried to say

bukkake in front of you guys? And then I said bukkake. You idiots. And you guys made fun of me for like eight years. You bukkaked us. Yeah, you knew that it was bukkake. Yeah, that's what you call it. Because I'd only ever seen it written just on the,

on like on the pornos. And I was, I don't know, we were, Joe, we were trying to, we were writing some sketch and I was like, yeah, and bukkake. Wait, you just saw it. You saw it written in the subtitles of the pornos. Uh-huh. No, like in that little description.

No, in the headings, bro. Blake, Blake, now come on, what are you doing? In the headings. You know, in the descriptions and you're like, oh, Blake, you're the dumbest of us all, dude. You're the dumbest of us all. I like to imagine Adam, watch his porno. Or imagine me.

I bet you do. Imagine me and Adam's story. I like to imagine. I put the subtitles on. I like to imagine Kyle and Adam watch porno together with subtitles on. Yeah, you like to imagine your friends watching porno, dude. You're a hero, yeah?

Dude, yes. But why is the sound off? Why is the sound off? What's going on? So you don't wake me up. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University.

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Apple Podcasts, or anywhere you get your podcasts. Did you guys want a quick little Apple TV life hack here? What is this? Yes, I love life hacks. If you didn't hear what they said on like an Apple TV, like if you got your Apple TV and you're watching something, if you hold the Siri button, you say, what did he say? It rewinds 10 seconds or something.

No. Maybe 15 turns on the subtitles for that amount of time. So you can hear it again and read it, and then it just keeps going without the subtitles. Whoa, dude, that's thick. That's huge, dude. So Pornhub, get on that shit. What did he say?

What did he say? Did you already play something though? Adam's trying. Give me a hell, yeah. It just has to be on. Oh, they did. They're doing it. They're doing it right now.

I'm watching. What are they doing? Are you watching basketball? I got Sports Center. And it's Sports Center is just on on the TV, and it rewound 10 seconds. And now it's a, yeah, look at that, Jersey. You're not a fucking liar, dude.

Do it with a Pornhub now. Do it with a Pornhub. OK, I'll use the other TV that I have Pornhub playing. Perfect, perfect. Thank you, guys. What did she say? Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. A true kind of story watches it on the big screen.

I love that. Oh, it says Buu Cake. She said Buu Cake. Yeah, give me a slice of Buu Cake. We were wrong. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Jesus.

Dude. I'm a dumb ass. Bukaki had a moment though, which is strange, because it really has a, it's not around anymore. Do you think it's gone? I was thinking this too. I wasn't going to say anything, but yeah. I'm not saying it's gone,

but I'm just saying it's not on the front of the page like it used to be. No, it used to be. It doesn't have a place there. No. It used to be home page. You'd be like, oh, what is that weird word, OK? And then you'd figure it out, you know?

And then, OK, OK. Well, you guys all knew the word, or did you, or did I say it? One of you knew how to actually pronounce it, and then you guys all pretended like you knew the correct pronunciation. I think we knew. I feel like I knew it from listening to Howard Stern.

I feel like Howard Stern was pretty good at. Right. What's his name, Sal? I used to talk about blue cock you a lot. Yeah, that was my introduction to that word. Fair enough. Yeah, I think you were late to the party on that one, on the pronunciation.

The pronunciation party. And by the way, that is a party you want to be late to. Yes, points! To me, it makes a lot of sense. It's like, because it's like you're glazing a cake, you know? And I don't know if Japanese was like, if Buu was like a name for a face. Like a blueberry or something?

What does the word Buu? Buu cake. Buu cocky come from. So you think it's just a different spelling for the English word cake. And then the Japanese word for face is Buu. Yeah. But you have it a lot!

Yeah, I mean, I didn't really think about it, but you know, I was like, yeah, Buu cake. Yeah, that seems to make sense. But you might be right. Like how when you hear someone speak another language and they're like, ba-da-da-da-da-da, and then they say something like computer disk. Da-da-da-da-da-da.

Like, they have the... Yeah, but that's normally like something that is, yeah, like Kleenex or something, it's universal, right? Like a trademark, yeah. Well, you just said a brand, and I just said something that is just an object. So what is your comparison?

Yeah, Kyle, you fucking idiot. Ba-ba-ba! Yeah, I couldn't really catch it. I couldn't catch it. I couldn't really... I didn't say like Apple iPhone. I said computer disk. Well, Apple is a fruit.

Well, give me another one or under, so then we'll see what happens. That's true. Yeah. That's true. So you think people say their words for Apple for Apple computers? Yeah, for sure. Apple cake. I think I'm going to go.

Yeah, this is done. We're done here. No, no. I apologize. I will do an early apology for making no sense. OK, well, spell Bukaki. I won't have it. I won't stand for it. Not on this show. Derailing. Dude, I don't know if I could spell Bukaki. Yeah, you could give it a shot. Come on, I could do it.

Give it a shot. You don't spell it, you do it. Go ahead, Adam. B. Yeah. OK, OK. Here it is. OK. B, yes. B, U, yes. K, A, K, E. You got it. Is that right? You got it. I didn't even have to look it up. Now are we just stalling for time now?

I don't know, but that's how you spell it. That's unless it's not. That's how I would spell it. Why is Kyle got the straight up yellow pencil from middle school? Like he's a weird ass teacher right now. And I will say the ones that had the green. He was a weird ass teacher. That's right. And that's right. That is how you spell Bukaki.

That's right. Very good class. The green metal part. Those are always questionable to me. Is that even a number two pencil? Is that a number two pencil or are you fronten? Is that number two? You got to have the regular silver. I don't know about that green there.

Wibble it around, but we have a two. It's a two. It's a two. Classic. No, this is a it's actually a big pencil. That's what like my kid uses, because it's a little bit thicker, you know? No, when you were holding it up and you said it's big, I thought it was like two feet long and like extra thick. It's so big. Because if you told me that, hold it up close real quick.

Yeah, this is for everyone who's smart enough to follow us on YouTube. Now, this is interesting. This is interesting stuff. Now, this is interesting. It looks massive. Yo, well, like if I could be like like that. Yeah, exactly. This is fun. Hey, what pencil wasn't number two?

What were the pencils that weren't number two pencils? Just on some shady shit? No, I think that's that was like on some like art shit. Like you had to be an artist for different. I'm a dumbass. The number two is like the charcoal number two is like that. Just is good for writing and it's like what the lead. It was like a lead density.

Really? Yeah, that's right. Yeah, did you say lead density? I said lead density. Did you say that? Yes. Wow, very good point. Fuck yeah, bro. It's all around points. Yes, points.

It was for Scantron. Yes, of course. Yeah, you had to have the number two for Scantron. Dude, so angry. Did you guys have Kyle's so pissed? Also, Isaac is chiming in Scantron's. I didn't even see him say that for Scantron's. Wow, you guys need to get a room.

Motherfucker, spell Scantron. All right, man. Hey, Isaac, just book us on the live show. What's going on? Right? You have time to write Scantron's. Did you guys have sick ass pencils in high school or junior high or elementary school? I mean, I don't want to get into it. Yes, I do get into it because I remember them.

Remember those? I still got it. What? I still got it right here. Pull it up. What do you mean sick ass pencils? What does that even mean? Dude, do you remember Yikes pencils? I fuck with this. Oh, you had the... Yeah, you were a mechanical pencil, dude, for days.

Wreck-It-Ball, White Man Sense. When you click it up here, click, click. Oh, yeah. Damn, dude. I've never even seen anything like that. That's not even a butt click, like the eraser click. Yeah, and then it's got the cap for the eraser. Oh, my God. How much does that pencil cost?

And that's where you put the lid, right? God, we get it, Derz. This costs upwards of $4. Jesus. It's science. Oh, my God, for one pencil? That is actually out of pocket. But look at all the lead up in here. Can you see that?

Oh, yeah. There's hell around, son. That's a lot of lead. Yeah, there's hell of lead. And then you can just pull the eraser off and refill. Guys, do we want to... Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Guys, get on this.

That's great. You don't have to sharpen. Mechanical pencils? Is everyone as hard as I am right now? You guys... When did the mechanical pencil come out? Were we, like, there to witness that in school? Because I think we were... That's a great question.

This is very interesting. Dude, this... It was the 90s, man. I think we were sharpening pencils and then all of a sudden it was like, if you have a little bit of dosage, you can go get a mechanical pencil and you don't ever have to sharpen your shit. I got 99 pencils.

Well, I think at some point they were like, you know, we got to save the trees. And then they were like, yeah, let's make all these plastic pencils to float in the ocean. Right. But the pencil sharpening was such a good, like, time out from doing work. Like, getting up to sharpen your pencil.

Right. Oh, yeah. Dude, I was sharpening all day long. The amount of times I was getting up to sharpen or asking to drink water. This is unlocking. I was like, always. Did you ever put your finger in there and turn it? No. Always.

The little pinky dude at my dad's shop. And you'd be like, oh, oh, it almost got me. Oh, yeah. But it was a grinder. No. You'd feel it kind of like grind for a second and you'd be like, OK, no, that's no bueno. Yeah, it was a grinder.

It wasn't even like cut. It wasn't even like knives. It was like a grinder in there. You need to cut it. Oh, hey. Interesting things. Dude, guess what I just got? I got a cool pencil sharpener.

A pencil? Yeah, did you get a pencil sharpener? No, I didn't get a pencil. Oh, fucking electronic. I was thinking of my pencil and how tiny it gets in a cold plunge. You got a car wash? Wait. Wait, what?

Cold plunge. What's up with your ink? You got a problem with it? You got one? It gets really tiny in my cold plunge. At least you have one. Good name. A cold plunge or a dick?

What were you going to talk about? Which one did you get the white, the coffin one? It regulates the thing and you don't have to put the ice in? Or did you get the barrel? Yeah, it's sick. It's called a renew. It's the name of the brand. And it's a, is it French?

Yeah, big shout out to them, dude. It's so fucking great. Hey, big shout out to them. And I have room for one. And you know what? Yeah, you should get one. Absolutely. Puppa, stop!

Tell me how that works. Are you saying that you don't have to put ice cubes in it? Because that's cool. Kyle, what happened? What? Kyle, have some tea. No, no, no, no, no. You don't.

And the water cycles continuously. So you don't really need to clean it. The water just. What have you shit in it? Thank you. I was like, someone's got to say something stupid. So have you shit or get your dick? Can you get your dick stuck in the thing?

Or does this shit get sucked out? I feel like my dick gets so small. And dude, it's small for like hours. Yeah, that makes sense. Hey, same here, if not years. Dude, Chloe wanted to have sex like within an hour after. Maybe an hour or longer afterwards, Chloe wanted to have sex. And I was like, I can't.

I can't. It's not going to thaw. Cold plunge, bitch. Sorry, it's all right. It's like a Christmas story. Like if she's her tongue can get stuck to it or something like that. I'm like, how do I tell the you tell her? Hey, that's fine.

Y'all go to the family calendar and you're like, I'm going to cool plunge here. Cool plunge. So we could try to have a baby in three weeks. Right. Because the dick is gone. Bye bye. I got to try that.

I wonder how fast I could have sex after a cold plunge. But admittedly with all my groin and dick and balls and hip and back and all my issues, here we go. The ailments, the list, all my ailments. I am feeling. I mean, I'm not like he's back, but I am feeling a lot better. And I think a lot of that has to do with the cold plunge. I think Blake's trying to show us his dick if you're on YouTube.

No, that's a standing O, man. That's great to hear. Yeah, yeah, thanks. Yeah, it's the best I've felt in a very long while. How long are you in there? 10 minutes, 15? No, they say to only do it like three to five minutes. And so I've been doing about it's 40 degrees and I stay in there about five minutes.

Yeah. Has anybody have you so you said you can't have sex because your dink shrinks up, but could you attempt? Do you think maybe if you'd like tried to get it going? Of course you can attempt, bro. This is life. Well, I mean, yeah, I'm sure it would unthaw and be fine. But but it was like it was so you know how like when your dick gets so small,

it's like hard. Right. Pizza, pizza. Yeah, I know what you're talking about, Adam. I know what you're talking about. Yeah, it's so small that it's kind of hard. The slack is gone. Yeah, it's like it has.

Yeah, there's no slack. That's exactly right. Zero slack. That's what it was. It was like almost like painful. That's the beginning of the episode. That's your sound. This is why you guys are my guys. Because yeah, I know.

Oh, like, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, oh, absolutely. Yeah, you know, when the dick is called the shorthard, it's hard. Yeah, the shorthard, dude. Yeah, I know what that feels like. That's straight up survival mode. This is a shorthard. Just like a real bunched up group of molecules very tightly together.

That's glad that gladiator dick when it just gets. Gladiator, pumpy fucker. Gladiator barely knows her. Yeah, that's the most survival mode your dick can go into. Like if it is on the like it's sucking all the way in, but it's still hard and you can still like create life with it. That's incredible, dude. That's that's really well said, Blake.

Yes, you want to go for another minute. Go for another minute. Well, was that part again? Just reiterate your point real quick. That's you. I'm saying your dick has fully retreated. It's gone. It doesn't want to be out, but it still remains hard.

So you can technically still have procreate sex and procreate with it. Right. So that's just the resilience of the of the wiener human penis of the human wiener. Yeah, that's it. God, the wiener is resilient. My shout out is to the yeah, the human penis. I mean, that's the episode title is the wiener is resilient. Blake's science corner of the humans resilience of the human penis science. It's amazing, dude, because that when it was like back in

Pangea days and it was like cold everywhere, that's how we were getting down there. I used to run it. Now you got a penthouse at the marina. Oh, that's how. Because imagine you had to get down to get down in the Arctic. Yeah, you got to get down in the Arctic areas. Like, you know, you know, yeah, the cold, cold, cold area. We're talking about the Ice Age.

We're talking about fucking during the Ice Age. Encino, man, for sure. It was crazy. Well, isn't it crazy? Because, you know, we're talking about starting to have kids and stuff like that. Like the amount of science. Well, we have you are sure you are. Yeah, we're we're deep in it.

We're starting to talk about it. No, no, no, I'm sorry. I mean, like, so we mean Chloe. Yes, as a collective, we were the last one to think about having children. The last ones. Well, just the amount of fucking science and like planning and and I'm like, man, kids and people have been being born for absolutely ever. Yeah, I love this.

And back in the day, there was not all of this planning. And I'm like, my God, I don't want to read books. I don't want to read books. I don't have any points real quick. You don't have to. Yeah, you're good, dude. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

You know what you're doing. No, you're good. That's the thing. You're good. Watch Tick Talks about being a good dad, dude. You're good. Oh, shit. OK, I will say the one thing, bro, if you don't read the books,

though, you just can't shit talk the books through. Yeah, OK. So so see, the thing is, is I do want to shit talk the books, so I might have to. It gives you pain, but it just gets rough. Yeah, there's no point in shit talking those books, because inside each one of them is more knowledge that you should have. But it's OK.

Yeah, but at the same time, they say some shit sometimes that you're like, but don't say that loud. Don't say that loud. Just go, oh, yeah, wow. That's so cool. It's interesting. Interesting things. Well, and also like every kid is different.

So raising every child is going to be a different thing. Thanks. Sorry about it. Yeah, but there are concepts. But generally, everything's the same. Yeah, yeah, generally, you know, it is. Yeah, yeah, there are concepts that you need to latch on to. I need to eat and shit.

But yeah, I'm for sure going to cover those bases. Eat. Shitting. You have to introduce them to burgers and stuff. And oh, dude, right away out the gate, introducing the burgers. Loving your kid goes a long way. But not all kids. You don't love all kids because there are different. That's some are different.

So you don't love all of them. Some kids don't want love. Yeah, my three are different than all the other kids. You love them. OK, so you don't love one of them? You chose one not to love. No, no, no, they don't. They don't need it.

They're fine. They're fine. They're fine. Oh, yeah, that's cool. One day I'm going to hit him with the love like a whop whop. And then we'll see what happens. Damn, that's going to blow their socks off, dude. The first love of their life, the first love from their dad. That's yeah, that's going to melt it. Yeah, it's going to be at their high school graduation.

I love you, son. I shake their hand. Wouldn't say it. You just shake their hand and go, oh, you spell it in their palm. What am I writing? Yeah, well, some kids, maybe that is what you need. What am I writing in your hand? What are you writing, dad?

What are you doing? Bukaki. What do you think? Did you write Bukaki on my arm? You don't know how to spell. You don't understand what I was writing. I forgot how to spell. You know, I used to do a podcast for forgive me. I used to do a podcast.

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So it's so aggressive real quick. Chipotle, can we get those cards again? The leg burrito cards, the lifetime? I'm still going. I'm brave. No, I never got one. We got lifetime. But all of us put Kyle and one year. I think it was one one year's worth.

Yeah, I would like one. I never got the pleasure of having one. So I got it several years in a row. Yeah, you fucked up. No, I never had the pleasure. I'm saying like the card lasted a year, though. Oh, sure. OK. Yeah. But it was called a lifetime.

I thought it was a lifetime, but I guess maybe it was one year. What the fuck? It was lifetime. I'd be fucking on the streets, knocking on the door. Like, yeah, check it out. You guys always explained it to me like it was a life. So it was you could go and get one meal a day every day for the life of that card, whether it was a year or what. And I I think I use it like three times because.

Yeah, it felt like such an asshole is going in there. You get recognized. No one knew what it was like here you go. And they're they're like, what is it? The worst was when you didn't get recognized. And they're like, what is this? Your boobs are huge. They're your visa, please.

And you're like, it's a celebrity card. And they're like, a what? And you're like, I don't know. It's like a celebrity. I would just say gift card. I would just say gift card. Yeah, it's just a gift card. They go, OK.

Would you look at that? Did it say like celebrity card on it? It didn't say gift card on it. No, it didn't say celebrity card. I think it said VIP, maybe. It had your name on it. But by the way, I also got one from Hooters. And my dumb ass, this was crazier.

This one had like a hundred dollars a day for a year. Oh, yeah. I was like, here we go. Went to the aquarium in Long Beach, hit up Hooters right after with the family and another family, balled out, dropped a card down, left the card in the fucking credit card thingy, like a fucking bone. Oh, my God, my boner brain. Dummy. You lose. You just lost one million dollars, basically.

Shout out to Hooters. I know you guys closed in Burbank, but I need the wings. So please. I know, man. I hate to get political. I hate to get Paulie charged. Paulie charged. What's up? Let's talk.

I'm ready. I hate the way they're taking away our Hooters, man. We need them back because Burbank closed, Hollywood closed. Hollywood closed, right? What's up? Where's the nearest Hooters down there? Oh, where's the nearest Hooters to me? We don't know anymore. We're the kids don't like Hooters anymore.

Yeah, they've gotten off off the boobs. But yeah, I think the kids don't like the Hooters no more. That's really right. Because Pornhub is the biggest fucking website in the world. I mean, why is that? It's because everyone's living a double a double life right now. You got your internet life, you got your porno. You got your real life where you're pushing wheelchairs

and no one's got to do this. Yeah. And one one. No one's got to do this. That's right, by the way. In one life, you're reading books about how to raise your children. In the other life, your boot cocky search engine is on fire. You're cooking at the Buick Hicks. Your boot cocky search engine is on fire.

It's the game in the Yang, all right. It's on fire. That's what it is. It's the duality of man. That's what it is. Put daddy's phone down. Never take daddy's phone. No, no, not daddy's garage computer.

I do love that idea. Hey, can I look up something on the phone? Yeah, for sure. Wait, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. OK, no, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. You're getting a phone. No, just go straight to maps.

You go straight to maps. You know what? You're getting a phone. Let me tell you congratulations. We're going to take you to go get a phone right now. Jesus, you're getting your own phone right now. Right now, right now. Yep, give me that one back.

Give my phone back. That's fun. That's fun. My hands aren't big enough to hold the phone. That's saying. Cool. Isn't that cool? Yeah, if you give me my phone back right now, I'll buy you your own phone right now. Give it right back.

Do not click another button. Do not touch that screen. Your ass is going to T-Mobile. Do not touch that screen right now. That's it. Oh, my God. Your ass is going to T-Mobile. Your ass is all right.

Got you a cricket. I think, and I honestly, I do think the moral of the story is Hooters hook us up, please. Yeah, dude, we really miss Hooters. There's none down there. There's like. I'm ready to make the pilgrimage. I'll go to Mecca.

I'm not even joking. Hooters wings are delicious. I know. Daytona wings are the absolute most fire wings. Why are they so much better? I remember them being pretty good. No, they're fire. Do you go breaded or naked?

Naked grandma. Naked grandma. I don't know if I find naked grandma now. I can't remember. Naked grandma. Nice. Didn't get to say it on the. We have to talk about that.

We definitely have to talk about that. Oh, you guys did that. You guys did some. Dude, we did Celebrity Family Feud. Wait, when does it air? What is it? Let's save it for when we can actually talk about it. Isaac, when does this air and when does the thing?

Naked grandma. This episode airs May 16th. OK, well, then we got to wait. Yeah. Well, we could just say that we did it and we did not get to say naked grandma, unfortunately. Maybe we did. Maybe we did it.

Maybe I said it actually. Oh, maybe you did, but you didn't, though. Naked grandma. Maybe you don't remember. Whoa, tune in to find out who maybe said naked grandma on Family Feud. Naked grandma. By the way, both Adam and I had perfect chances to say it.

Who about? We just did. And we just didn't. We got to wrapped up in the game. You fucking airballed the naked grandma. That makes sense, though. That makes sense. I bet you're competing.

My family stepped up. And when I failed, they said very funny things. Delivery. Like, damn. I cannot wait. My family was DiGiorno. His family was Delivery. Oh my god, dude.

I can't even believe it. Both are pretty dope. Both are pretty dope. Yeah, DiGiorno's good as fuck. Like, sometimes you're going to want delivery. And other times you're like, well, we do have a DiGiorno. And it's like, pretty good. Yeah, we do have a DiGiorno.

It's pretty fucking good. Yeah, DiGiorno's chill, dude. And then someone shows up and it's like, it's called Bobally. You make it yourself. And you say, get the fuck out of here. That's Kyle. I do like the Bobally. That's Kyle's dumb ass showing off the Bobally.

If you're going to make your own pizza, don't just buy the fucking get-ass off on go. Yeah, I'm into that. I can vibe with that. What is Bobally? I don't even know what this is, damn. It's like just the crust. Yeah, it's like the pizza crust that already has a crust

and like a little, you don't know Bobally? I don't know. Maybe you just never heard the name out loud. Well, you've probably read it, you think. Yeah, but if you ever go to Pornhub and search Bobally. Boobally. Bubbalo. Bubbalo.

Exactly, yes. Oh, Bubbalo. Bubbalo pizza. Oh, we're talking. Oh, Bubbalo-y? Bubbalo-y? Bobally. Oh, the crust.

Bubbalo. No, I don't make a lot of pizzas at home. Dude, you should. I want to start, dude. I want to start making more pizzas. When you go to the grocery store, the Bobblies are always just like hang out. And you're like, what is this butt ass naked pizza crust?

But they were hot when we were kids because they had the little ones. They had the little ones. I think we all know we come from different worlds where you were going to Murphy's Pizza. Yeah, we're come from the wharf. We come from the wharf. Yeah, Papa Murphy's, baby.

Which is where you cook it at home. We were raised on the wharf, bitch. Nucky Grandma! Yeah, you cook it at home. Blake, no you weren't. You were raised in a suburb way outside of the city where there's no homeless people. You were raised on the wharf.

There were five. There was three to five, three to five honest Al who picked up cans. Also, I'm not sure you've ever been to San Francisco because you were amazed that I saw a butthole or a penis. What the hell are you talking about? I've been to San Francisco. It was weird.

It did seem like it's been a while. I was saying, yeah, there's guys with heroin needles hanging out their arms. You're like, what? No way. Not in San Francisco. I just didn't understand why they, that's why they closed the, yeah.

Hot, hot, hot, hot! Have I told this story yet about how Emma had a friend visiting from, I think Senegal. I think she's from Senegal or Mali in the continent of Africa. I've heard of it. And she was like, can't wait to get to LA, never been to the States.

And we go downtown and we're driving around and she's looking at the buildings and like, whatever. Like where she's from is developed but this is Los Angeles, right? Yeah. And we drive past like that crazy silver orchestra center, like the Disney. Oh, the Disney, the Disney one.

That building's thick. The Gary, Frank Gary, whatever the fuck it's called. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very cool, right? Yeah. Yeah, Gary. And right out front, this dude just bends over and sprays diarrhea into the street.

I love it! As we drive by. She sees it and is like, what is going on? And I'm like, yeah, well, it's a lot of wealth disparity and sometimes, you know, there's no bathrooms. And she's like, we would just beat his ass. And I'm like, well, it's very litigious here in the States. We can't really do that.

But she's like, you teach him a lesson. You shit in the street, you get beat up. And I'm like, yeah. Whoa. And she got out of my car, went back two blocks. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now we're sad. And him with the war.

I was like, dang it. Showed in the war. But it was such like a welcome to a male care with somebody shitting in the street. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Diarrhea. God damn, dude. And we're back from commercials.

And better help. It does work. And one thing that doesn't give you diarrhea is factor. What was that? Mid AF? Mid AF. What is factor? Those meals that we got.

Our pre-made meals, dude. I'm kidding. I wanted you to kind of talk more about it. Yo, I actually dig those meals. They're very good. I'm just saying the factors. And we're back. The factors are good, dude.

In two minutes, you're eating some delicious factor. No doubt. Honestly. Honest. Give me more. Name your favorite meal, go. Spicy peblon. The chicken with the cheese all over it.

I like the chili bean. I like the chili bean. You know what's wild about factor, guys? Is it's never frozen. And as soon as I got it, I put it right in my freezer. Dude, and it says all over the packaging, like, do not freeze. Like, no need to freeze.

Absolutely. Under no circumstances, freeze this. Yeah, I froze it. I froze it up. And it still tastes good. So shout out to factor. That is fine. Just know it's fresh.

Or frozen. It's not bubbly, but it's pretty good. Bubbly, honey. Bubbly. Bubbly. Bubbly. Bubbly. But the personal Bubbly pizzas were off the fucking charts.

You never made them. What does that mean, like, they're little? Yeah, they were tiny. I never made a full-size Bubbly. I only made crazy. I never made it. Are you talking about lunchables? No, I'm talking about the tiny little.

Hold me. That's just a rich cracker. Yeah. No, the tiny little small, personal, Bubbly pizza. You're holding up your huge hands. Yeah, those big check hands. Big check hands? Yeah.

I'm talking about maybe like a fucking 7-inch diameter pizza. That's a little pizza. Yeah. 7 inches. Like I said, huge. I can't even imagine 7 inches. Hang on a second. 7 inches?

Yeah, there's literally no way to measure 7 inches. What the hell? Is there a rule in that thing? Is there anything that big? Right here, baby. This big pencil. What the hell? It's right here.

It's huge, so it's like a 4-inch long, I mean, diameter pizza. Yeah, what the hell? Yeah, it's gigantic. With decently thick crust, but not really. You're talking the whole circumference. Yeah, it's huge, beyond belief. So it's like 5, 4 or 5 inches, right?

Yeah, about 7 inches in diameter. It's a personal pizza. Unbelievable. Jesus. And you can make your own. You made your own. So like you didn't have to share your pizza with your family. You can make your own pizza and make it out as fucked up

as you wanted to. You know what I say. You know, if it's too big to put the whole thing in your mouth, why eat it? You know, that's what I'm saying. Pupils out! Thank you. With that attitude, we would not get anything.

Yeah, I'm glad someone said it. Here's a cue. Did we give flowers to Jerry Springer at any point? Because I forgot to, dude. RIP, dude. RIP to a fricking comedy legend, really. I don't think people understand. Like younger people who didn't grow up with this.

How insane it was. Did you say comedy? Yeah. Jerry Springer kicks the door and it was unreal. He's a guy con. His talk show was truly out of pocket. And then all of a sudden, there was like five shows that were kind of like that and sort of diluted.

Everybody had to keep up with him. Like he started doing wild shit and then all of a sudden like, you could grow up. Yeah. Dude, it was like right around the time. Everybody's like wrestling's fake. Jerry Springer came around and you're like, wait. Is this shit fucking fake?

This shit's real. This is real, though. It took wrestling spot. Is it real? Dude, he was so prolific and so great at what he did that the security guard got his own show. Yeah. Yeah, Steve Wilkos.

Like that's how being his show got. Yes, Steve. You're talking about Steve Wilkos. Steve Wilkos. Chicago's very young, yeah. Really? Yeah. And then he was the mayor back in the day, a mayor of where?

Dude, we, do we know? Somewhere in Ohio. Cleveland, I think. Yeah. The mayor. Yeah. Prolific. The mayor of Cincinnati.

Dude. That's a real city. Cincinnati, frickin', it's a bagel. You know how it is. It's a bagel. We love Cincinnati. You know how it goes in Cincinnati, doesn't it? It is a bagel.

Yeah, it is. It's a bagel. We get into trouble. It's a bagel. We get into trouble. It's too ready. I would go to say, yes, like Jerry Springer could quite possibly be the like exact moment that we started to lean

into just the decline of Western civilization, though. OK. Absolutely. You mean like shining a light on it? Or like highlighting it? Or what? Do you mean quality entertainment? Like you mean being awesome or like?

Where it was like complete shock, like we want to watch the worst of what humans are capable of. I will say, I always did have like a bad taste in my mouth when I would shoot my own load. When it's a bagel. Sorry. That's called a bagel. Yeah, tastes bad.

When it was just kind of like a rich white guy in a suit watching all these poor people wiling out in front of him. And you're like, yeah, I don't know how I feel about this. But then you're like half of this made up. I don't know. And then at the end, he would give his words of wisdom. So you break even. Yeah, the words of wisdom really level everything out.

He had a thesis every time. I don't know. He just like kind of lifted the rock of these like just weird. Dude, it's like it was white trash all over the place for sure. Just like like straight up like. And what is white trash to you? Good to find it. Yeah, it was crazy.

It was me. Yeah, it really was the first time that you saw that they were given a platform to just be. It was the OG ratchet platform. Like we're all we're all pretty dumb in our own ways. Like I said earlier. But seeing those people, you're like, oh, are we geniuses? Did you say we're all dumb?

Yeah. OK, you're saying we the four of us are all dumb. But then you watch that show and you feel very smart. The four of us in our own in our own ways and smart in other ways. Like I said, like I said, Kyle so offended. And no, but the people on Jerry Springer, you're like, oh, my god. Like, how are they in the same society? Right, right, right.

Well, it was electric, man. You didn't know if they were going to fight or not. That was like they always. They were always going to fight. They fought 100 percent of the time. You always knew. But even people were coming out of the audience to fight. I know.

I saw that clip today. It was like you couldn't really pin it down. You couldn't really pin down what was going on. I would like to watch the the evolution of the show because I do think it started from a point of it was real. And then it definitely started to be like we have to have fights every time. There's a doc on it, bro.

Morton Downey Jr. was doing this. Well, then people are like, I'm going to go. We're going to go get famous by being on Jerry Springer and fighting each other. Yeah. And they agree. I mean, dude, the like when the MTV Beach like version of it and those people like made up the whole thing and did get famous, that was a show.

That's right. I think they cover this in an episode of like it's on Hulu. It's called the dark side of the 90s. It's like when this daytime talks. Was there a bright side? I was there. I didn't see it fucking crazy, right? Yeah, that's what they're talking about

in this fucking docu series. But yeah, it's like, did you say Maury was first? Did you just say that there? No, I said Morton Downey Jr. That was the British dude. Was the first to do it. No, no, no. He was like the guy with the big gums would be like,

we got the KKK here and the Black Panthers. We're going to see if they can talk it out. And then they would just fist fight. And you're like, of course. And then they would never talk it out. And he was like chain smoking. It was it was fucking raw. Oh, I don't know this guy.

It looks like they did. Oh, yeah. He was sick. He was in Predator 2. He played the like news reporter. He just was like gnarly. Didn't Donahue kind of feel Donahue sort of march down that road? He was a little tamer.

But yeah, they'd wile out a little bit. Donahue. I just am thinking of Phil Hartman. That's all I can think of. Yeah, totally. But that was the thing. They kind of tiptoed around it. And then Jerry Springer was like all the way full tilt.

I mean, shout out Jenny Jones, rude Jude. Like there's a whole genre. I wonder if they're Ricky. Motherfucker Ricky Lake heard of her Ricky. Ricky Lake. Well, Ricky Lake was in a movie, too. She was like a she had a movie. Yeah, she was a child actress.

Yeah, dude. Yeah, tearspring. Oh, serial mom. Shout out serial mom. When Jerry started to really pop off, he influenced those shows to get crazier. Oh, like they started to get way more ratchet. I wonder since since the writer strike is happening, if we need to pitch this.

This is the way. I wonder if those shows like that are going to like if they're just going to be like, OK, we need daytime talk shows. Let's just green light five. I mean, nighttime talk shows. But yeah, yeah, totally. Yeah, prime time talk shows. Well, I guess not even real talk shows because they can't have writers.

So it just needs to be like that shit shows. Yeah, talk that shit shows. They're podcast now. That's the title right there. Talk that shit show. There it is. That's the pitch. That shit show.

Can we register that with the writer's guild? No, we can't. Talk that shit show, though. Guys, we're we are forgetting to mention the most important part of Jerry Springer. Remember the too hot for TV VHS is. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Unbelievable.

He had like an expansion pack. Yes. You could buy that. Oh, my God. I don't really remember what they look like. I don't remember ever seeing them. But you remember the commercials. Yeah, I remember like too. They probably had boobs, right?

Did they have boobs? Tons of boobs. Tons of staggy, terrible boobs. Real, real boobs. And then just like they would let the fights go. And Steve Wilkos would step in, do this thing. A lot of lock lizards with their tits just flopping about. Yeah.

But the thing about this whole the thing with this whole genre is that if you in the nineties, if you were a kid, I love it, you got sick and stayed home from school, dark side. You were exposed to the most insane shit ever on television. You weren't sneaking onto your laptop to do whatever and find that shit. It was brought to you by Nabisco. Right. Yeah, I wonder why.

Do you think like kids, because a lot of kids, like inherently kids for the most part are pretty good, you know, they like. Says the guy with no kids. You're just wait. What's up? You're just wait. You don't know what I mean, but like kids don't want to break rules necessarily. I got one that's like to cut people.

But yes, they mean well. You know what I mean? Like if you were raising your kids, they want to they mean well. They're like, we literally watched that shit and we were inundated with it. Right. Like they have to go online and seek out naughty shit. You know what I mean? Which they may or may not do.

But like we sat down and just turned on the TV and we're flipping through channels and just yeah, we were like, well, Sesame Street's over. Let me flip around. And it would be like, Jerry, this dude was face fucking about grandma. Bring him out. OK, so you were face fucking his grandma. Let's hear about it. And then immediately they're throwing chairs.

Yeah. But we're we're we're tip toe. We haven't mentioned that at the end of every single episode, it were Jerry's thoughts where he wrapped it up with the lesson of the day. Wait, we did talk about that. Yeah, you fucking space cut out. Yeah, Durr said he did that and he balanced it all out. And at least he had that.

That was the balance. We all kind of talked about it. When did you say that? When we first brought it up. Just like four or five minutes ago. Yeah, it feels like hours. It's a bagel. Sorry, it's probably looking at the soundboard or something.

Yeah, dude, is there any takebacks? Apologies, I need to be slams. Let me. Pupils out. Shout out to Jerry. It truly was electric television. Yeah, it was for anyone under the age of like 20. And then as soon as you're older than that, you're like, this is fake.

And those tits are gross or really horrible on the VHS. I will watch it if it's on. Yeah, that being said, I'll still watch it. Adam Springer, I would love to apologize to Anders for not hearing half the shit he said today. I'm really sorry about that, dude. Maybe I blew my eardrums out. Pupils out.

I mean, yeah, I would actually like to, you know, I would accept an apology from you also that is more or less about the volume and the aggressive nature of the board. Because and it was just to start off. I feel like you calm down. You were you had this excitable energy right up top where it's still really loud, though, is it not like it's hurt? That's fucking with me, man.

Just with you. Yeah, but maybe I maybe I got a turndown or something. Yeah, maybe we don't need you to do that. That's aggressive. You guys are fucking being ATI. Go in their DMs and tell them that they're a bitch. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, my borders.

I'm sticking my borders on you guys, bro. They're trying to turn down the board. They need to frickin down for a while. Well, it's not going to be this loud in the mix. It's not going to be this loud. They're going to adjust it in the mix. Todd, don't adjust this hashtag. Turn down for what?

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