This Is Important - Ep 137: Service Dog Day Afternoon

Episode Date: May 30, 2023

Today, this is what's important: Business talk, Kyle's late, Pacino v DeNiro, expired passports, Pickleball, Pierce Brosnan's art, service animals, The Smashing Pumpkins, Ders' weekly challenge and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Today on This Is Important. He'll whine and dine you, but his 69 is gonna be lacking. What happened to just being like, I love my dog. My dog's great. You're dressed like a farmer, I love it. He's like 80 years old at this point. He's spying and pitclips. And here we go.

Woo! Who won a night Oh, just one of those days Is it one of those days or one of those nights? Yeah Oh, just one of those days So what happened? I was going to be late and possibly even miss the podcast because

the power went out in my house and then luckily the power came right back on, right on time. And then now Kyle's not here, what happened? We're fucking living in a nightmare right now. 15 minutes later. Yeah, it came back on at about 12 or 5 and then I had to sit my shit up and here we are. I'm pissed now.

And now Kyle's gone. Yeah, this is a real shit show. Kyle's gone. Can't help putting your power comes on or off. So. Well, you can. You can with your votes. You can with your votes, okay?

So thank you Gavin Newsom, Newsstead. He's outta here, okay? Wow. Holy charged out the gate. When I want to know something, I go to my guy Blake. Yeah. He's got the answers and the information. He texted it earlier so he didn't know the name.

So now I know he's just playing a character for the podcast dude. You don't have to be dumb We would love you even if you were smart. Yeah, you don't have to be dumb for the people That's the nicest thing anyways ever said to me, dude This is why Adam needs to get and I say this we I know we we did car talk the other week about Corvette and stuff Yeah, this is why you need to get that F-150 lightning. You can plug it in and power your house. I would love that. I can't plug it in though, not in Newport.

Really? What's up with that? New sim. Because the garage is too small. It's like it was an old 1920s beach cottage. So it's built literally for a model T, like right the first car ever so the garage is so small Littlely Literally littlely model T is the first car ever correct am I correct and assuming that no? It's the it's the first mass production car. Yeah, the first one that Ford was like y'all all y'all can get this bitch

Yeah, even you poor foe. So to me, the industrial revolution, for me. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, shit. Don't wanna make it charred. At the base of what we, as we now know as mass, martyred, sure. Go off king, go off king.

Fluctuating dividends and dividends. Global economy as one would diversify his. We're coming in as hard as hell today. Thanks, Simone. This is when you're at a wedding and you get honored by some business, bro. And he's just saying all of those words in your real. Just he not know what he's talking about. He seems like he's just saying like he's just doing the bad character that Ders was doing. Like a guy that's just saying business words.

Bad character. Really good character. Really good character. Really great character work. You're so talented. You're so talented. Did you notice my space work below the frame? I didn't.

What were you doing? A little bit of this. Like I'm going to tell you. Fucking, yeah. I'm still a little bit of this. Wait, did we ever tell the story about how like like when we would jerk off on camera and work a haul X you couldn't really like show anything other than I like that you said win not that one time Like that like when we would yeah, which is how often we were jerking off on camera

There were several scenes where we were J. Owing whether it be by car or by plane by boat scenes where we were j-oing whether it be by car, by plane, by boat, by office, by accident, by accident. You got stuck cranked down. I think bygones be bygones. I think there was. Yeah, so you couldn't show like your hand. It was for whatever reason too vulgar to show your hand. I mean, you couldn't show your hand because then you'd see your dick, but you couldn't

see like below your elbow move. You see your hand. I mean, you couldn't show your hand because then you'd see your dick, but you couldn't see like, below your elbow move. You see your dick. You speak for yourself. Here's his. Yeah, what? Yeah, what was he like? Is he even jacking up a two fingers? Yeah, you don't do it.

It's just Blake is masturbating like this. Yeah, starting a fire. Just rubbing, rubbing. Is indexed pointer finger together. People, this is the world's smallest by a man. It's like rolling a J. Just rolling a J. That's what Blake calls jerking off, rolling a J. Yeah, I'll go roll a J.

I'll go roll a J real quick. There it is. Damn, that's pretty good. That's actually a lot, a lot, a lot. So you couldn't show your from your elbow down. So it was just a lot of like shoulder work. And you're like, I don't know. I don't really get. And it wouldn't read if you just were doing it below the frame because your

shoulders not moving. Yeah. It looks like you're just bouncing. So Kyle was like, you got to move your shoulders. I really worked that shoulder. I feel like we did like wish we jerked off like night at the Roxbury. Basically just. I feel like we could have had a lot more fun with that like there. We left a lot of jokes on the table with the with the shoulder J.O. Did anybody really start like I'm sorry did we leave a lot of jokes on the table? I think we did. I feel like we did. I think we did covered all the jokes we are capable of covering. What was that table? The J.O. The table. That's our spin off podcast.

It's called jokes on the table. And we just talk about the jokes we left. There's so many jokes we left on the table. There's a lot of stuff I wanted to talk about. So many left we left. After seven seasons, we still had so many jokes left. We had a movie left. We had a movie left.

Oh my god, there's a true. There's a true. Oh my god. Holy shit, there's a shooter. There's a shooter. Oh my god. Holy shit, there's a shooter in my house. Oh shit. Someone called the fucking Sasquad. Jesus Christ. This dude looks like a trillion bucks.

What the fuck? What the fuck? Oh my god. Holy shit. That was legit, the scariest thing that's ever happened to me. I've kind of forgot. Sorry dude, I thought you guys coming over, man. Sorry.

For those people listening who noticed Kyle was gone because we didn't mention it. I mentioned it right at the top. Did you? Yes. Oh, I guess I just didn't hear it. I asked where it was and you guys bulldozed me. I'm sorry.

Where he was and you guys just plowed right over and then made fun of me for being 15 minutes late, even though my power was out. What is the quotes? You came on 15 minutes late. Whoa, fakes, you were 15 minutes late. You just quoted time. Because of my power, we knew that it was my power.

I know, but that doesn't make it close at all. You still came on 15 minutes late. I don't care what it is. I'm not mad. It's just funny to me that you're like, whoa, oh, I was too tired to come mad. It's just funny to me that you're like Come on, it's not on me exactly which was 15 minutes after the time not quote unquote no air quotes Sure, and he does it with this

Because it wasn't I wasn't quoting I was just grabbing I was grabbing the nugget that you threw out there I was grabbing and I miss and so I'm so sorry. I lost my family What do you mean you lost your family? What do you mean nothing man? Don't worry about it. What's going on Blake? Just Kyle's here man And that's all I know how do we leave that on the table the air quotes with the thumbs? Sorry, I was late today, guys. Oh, he was squeezing butt. Now, this is gigantic plants, like supposed to cover like the trash that you have behind you or what's heaps the heaps might you moved the camera completely.

Yeah, I just wanted on beyond. So I just I felt like the plant was a good look. Let me know in the comments. Fucking Audrey too in the remix. Let me know in the comments. Fuckin' Audrey too in the remix. Let me know in the comments. Slide in them DM. And is that a real plant? So what is the deal here?

Why is Kyle late and why is he at your house? Why is he here now? Well, Kyle's in town to fit his brother in a suit and evidently everything fell through at the hotel he was staying at as far as Wi-Fi though. He's pouring his brother in a suit and Evidently everything fell through at the hotel he was staying at as far as Wi-Fi so he's pouring his brother into a suit So he is now here setting up Oh, you like to get on pod so we should have him for his side of the story here pretty soon Truly got there in 10 minutes from this hotel. Yeah, it's pretty close

It's pretty close by and that's what I love about LA is it's just like everything's accessible as he's staying in Universal or something. I don't know what what hotel are you in? What room the honorado he says fake not real that real that's a that's a cookie dude That's a cookie that you eat with coffee. I believe. Oh, that's a fancy peppered farm. Yeah, coffee. I'm a rato. This one I'm just eating bed cookies all night. Look at here. He goes dude. Hmm. He's getting in. Yeah, I can't wait to hear his side story. Well, what the heck Kyle dude? I mean, don't even let me know when you're in town man. I'm gonna be up there this week. I was trying. I want to kick it home. I mean, would have known.

He legit can't hear you at this point. So if you're listening at home, how hard are you right now? Is this just getting you there? Is this just riveting? Let me show you. There it is. Look at this. What is love? Oh, God.

I actually feel kind of sick because I have a lot of different liquid sloshing around in my stomach. One of them being pre-workout, which works. Beyond wrong! Yes. Oh, no shit at work. I'm telling you, dude. You took pre-workout, which works. Beyond raw! Yes. No shit at work. I'm telling you, dude. You took pre-workout before the podcast, too? Yes, dude. He's putting in work.

You're muted. You're muted. You're muted. Me? You muted yourself. I feel like I could do that a long time. Yeah, you're dude. You're not online.

This one's off the rails, baby. This one's off the rails, and I like it. Why did you take pre-workout before the podcast? It I just I you know I'm out of buzz balls, so I just I What's up Kyle new a check welcome dude welcome to the pod How do I do? Trucks make me cool.

I got my boys Oh, hell yeah, whatever I made it look an extra sexy in that sexy and I do feel like we have to be careful with our overlap because The echo nah. Yeah, don't even worry about it. It's actually sounds pretty spot on I think this is good. We're doing a live sound check out there for all you TII lovers out there. Yeah, where my TII lovers out, dude Jesus Christ So what was what was an Italian us us the internet beef that is going to be long gone by the time this episode of airs? Who was hotter when they were young? Pacino or deniro? Pacino. Yeah, that's the easy answer. Pacino was hotter? I don't know. I feel like deniro

was a much better looking man. Handsome, but Pacino was raw sexual energy and You can't deny that. That's why I think I'm attracted to Pacino This guy was eating ass back in the 70s without a doubt I love him love the guy. Is that right? You know the tongue's going everywhere Yeah, for sure his tongue is going everywhere without a doubt like he's finding nooks and crannies You didn't know you had clips in. Wait, you know what I mean? Well, it's a Puccino, right?

That's a Puccino. Just Puccino or D'Niro. It's a Puccino or D'Niro. Huh? Puccino. You think he discovered like the G spot in the pit clip? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, his in armpits for sure. Okay. And it's the 70s. It's hot. It's sticky. Did you just say pit clip? Hot, hot, hot. That's something I never heard of. Dude, I didn't even know that's a real thing, Bam.

I don't know. I'm on Beyond Raw right now. I don't know what I'm saying. Bro, I'm about to crack open a fucking can over here a little high boy. I heard it. Everybody get your substances. Show your substances.

Show your substance. Can you snort a line of that stuff? Wait, but so just a Nero. Okay. Handsome, more handsome. You know. Yes, wine and dine. Very shaggy, dude. He'll wine and dine you, but his 69 is gonna be lacking. Yeah, but I feel like young Danero was like,

I mean, he's the coolest looking motherfucker ever. Really? I like Serpico Puccino. Yeah, I mean, young Puccino just was, well, I can see Blake's pulling it up over there. I mean, in a way where you're like, whoa, I like Serpico Pitchy. Me too.

So freaking hairy and hot, like Kyle kind of becomes in the room cranking down is what we're saying. He actually looks like your dad Kyle. Dude, I'm all I'm sure that guy. Yeah, that's tight. Yeah, he's got beautiful eyes. We can say that, right? He's gorgeous.

He's much sexier than De Niro. I think I think he is he is sex. He is sex. Okay. Okay. What's the hottest De Niro? Which movie? Cause I told you Puccino's hottest movie. What's De Niro's hottest movie? Yeah, exactly. Bad grandpa. Yeah, probably bad grandpa or the intern. Yeah. Yeah. Meet the Fox 69, dudes. Okay, so there's Robert De Niro in Serpico. No, that's Pachino in Serpico. Wait, Adam. Oh, sorry. No, no, that's how good De Niro is. That's actually De Niro. Adam might have just taken himself out of this argument, because he's not sure which one's missing. Because he misspoke and we're not allowed to do that. Blake, fuck off. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, well, there's the two photos and I don't know actually that is a hot ass pick a deniro

It's very little though, but but Adam had a good question. What is the hottest deniro movie? I asked like what is he the hottest did like taxi driver like what What what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right.

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During the whole movie or just the end? The whole movie, the whole movie. I haven't seen it. I did not know this. Yeah, whoa. Wait, what does he look like in Dick Tracy? I feel like he was really hot in that movie too. Oh, was it being sayin' lookin' at that?

I thought that's Warren Beatty. Warren Beatty directed it. Well Warren Beatty was Dick Tracy He starred and directed. Okay. Where's that Hollywood button when you need it? Holy shit. But that's Puccino. Yo wait, look at this. De Niro. What movie is this? Whoa? That's a hot estimate. See I think my good dear hunter. No, I'm I'm saying he's more handsome. You are but like He's not finding that pit clip. He's just not gonna do that. Also, am I tripping right now?

Dude, I don't know. Dude, he's still having kids. He just had a new kid. Yeah, I saw that. He's finding the pit clip. I know. I gotta get the kids together with him. We're all very stoked for him.

Yeah, he's finding the pit clip, dude. No, no, no. Is here, some time was finding. He's like, eight years old at this point. He's finding pitclits. I know what I'm saying is that he kind of has that lay there beauty where he's like, I mean, to do much like they're going to find my pit clip. Whereas like, Pachino's got that. He's got those eyes.

Everything else is unhinged. Yeah, he's got scavenger eyes. Gavenger eyes. Thank you. Oh, Palsal. Yeah, those are sexy. Do you think you Kyle? He's a hunter gatherer and he's gathering clits. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hunter gatherer.

Okay. I agree to disagree. Okay. All right. Yeah. Blake is Pacino in Dick Tracy? Yes. Pacino's in Dick Tracy.

Yeah. I don't even think it's the Nero. I think it's Pacino. We just want to have the whole other conversation. They're both. Yeah. I just don't think he just doesn't do it for me Pacino just does not do it for me really I get it I get what you guys are saying with like he has like a manic energy, but Adam He would tell you you've got a great ass. Yeah, what the hell?

Radist and he'd want to get all the way up in it. That'd be cool I mean, it'd be fun to hang out. It'd be fun to party with the guy But I don't want to fuck the guy like I want to get all the way up in it. That'd be cool. I mean, it'd be fun to hang out. It'd be fun to party with the guy, but I don't want to fuck the guy. Like I want to fuck the hero. Who'll bet? That's my point. It's hell fuck you. Yeah, that's true.

I guess it comes down to like, what part of this is sex appeal? Like, do you like this scavengerized? Is that more sexy than traditional handsome? Great ass. Because I think it is. What is like his psychotic energy? I think that can be sexy.

I think that's allowed to be sexy, you know? I think that that's, sure. Sure, sure. Yo, what up? There. Oh my God. Look at this bro going off. What up?

I have Kyle's lower half on camera if you want to see it. Oh boy. Yeah, we're those hands on. I want to see what those hands do. I got to get, I got to pull this out of my pocket starting to apple. Oh,, yeah, we're those hands. I want to see what those hands do. I got to get, I got to pull this out of my pocket, starting to apple. Oh, I was wondering. I was like, is that an apple in your pocket or your nuts just fucking swelling? So Kyle, why are you down in the Southern California hemisphere? Don't tell the truth. I'm down here for two reasons.

When did you get down here? I got down here last Thursday, Wednesday night. And I was Wednesday night. Yeah, I had to rush down here because that morning I was packing to go to France. Packing and I saw my passport was expired. Oh, yeah, I heard about this. I got toheaded. I gotta keep it a hundred. Full the expired or going to be expired? Bullly fucking expired, like four weeks ago in April. Oh, buddy. So you're dumb. Oh, yeah. Super dumb. Book the trip to Europe without checking my pattern. Brons.

So, that was stupid. So, I'm a dumbass. So, how quickly are you gonna be able to get it back? I, we had to jump through some hoops and go through the office of representative Brad Sherman who's helping me out. You lose. And I'll be able to get it before I get on the plane on Wednesday, which is nice. And who is Brad Sherman?

Who cares? Dude, he's the homie who's helping me out right now. That's what's going on. Are those his oaks? What does that even mean? What does that mean? He's the homie that's, he's like a friend of yours? I think he's a house of representatives.

He's a rapper. He's a California singer. He's a new something all comes back to new something. That's what I was getting at. I knew I knew someone, but we need to explain things for the podcast. Oh yeah, represent it. It's all connected. Illuminati, you're Illuminati piece of shit. Okay, so how did you get in contact with them?

What is this? Yeah, sex party. No, sex party. You fucking aluminum. No, I don't have a bitch. Okay. All right. What was that one called? What? Why is wide shut? Both sex party. What's the sex party in LA called? There's so many. There's so the one that texted Adam a long, long, long time ago. Yeah. Oh, sanctum. Oh, yeah. yeah, yeah. Yeah, so this was through sanctum. sanctum. Beats and beats.

No, our accountant, they have, they can pull the strings and call the people. You got your passport, you're sanctum, and you're waiting for your account. You got with through Fratelli. Yeah, our account. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

That sounds like a Robert De Niro character. Who's Fratelli? You know what was bonkers about the way that my brain worked in the moment that I found out that it was fucking dude I bet it was so funny. What happened to your brain dude? I worked with I looked once it said oh four seventeen twenty three and I was like okay cool I got a year and then I like wait no it is twenty three looked at again I'm like that's fucked up I fucked up I'm I fucked up and, no, I didn't. And then I took my phone out and I turned it on to camera mode.

And I like looked at it through the camera. And at that point, it was fucking real to me. I don't, huh. Wait, what? What? And if you're just joining us now, we don't know either. Cheers, buddies. Yeah, Kyle is a can deep and spiral.

Yeah, dang. How many of them cans did you drink before looking We don't know either cheers buddies. Yeah Kyle is a can deep and spiral day How many of them cans did you drink before looking at your passport pile of cans over here? You know very cheers maybe also how do we know that's not Jimmy heart? What's that? What's going on? So why did you have to rush down here to get a representative Sherman to help you and over? No, well, I didn't know if I was gonna have to go in right? So I didn't know if it was gonna be like come in and then come back later Oh sure so I just hit the road and also I played my first pickleball tournament this weekend in Anaheim oh

Frickia Sia how'd that go? Fucking lost bro Out the gate lost like that what like one and done like didn't even get to warm up. We oh no dude We played me and my friend Ryan Max O'Millia. You guys know. Great ass. It's a J great actor long limb max. Yeah, long limb max.

We played together and we did not play well as a partnership. I'm just gonna put it up. Have you played together before? Just for a little bit. We only played for two days. So I went before that and then decided to get in the tournament. And we got stopped. What didn't work between you guys? Different skill levels, attitudes, communication attitudes, communication, skill levels.

Boops are huge. You see harsh in your mellow? Yes, but also I over strategize. Duh. That's what you do. What your boobs are huge. You gotta be in the moment, dude. Like you say, just be vibro. As you said. I quote you. It's called pickleball, not strategy ball. Exactly, Durs. No, I thought that this was gonna be a good thing.

I really did, but it was a little bit too complex for us. So, and then we both got kind of locked into it and we couldn't switch out. So we were just stuck. So once it was just kind of, woof, fuck it. But yeah, we went one in seven, okay. One in seven, that's a terrible record.

Horrible, one of the worst ones that was at the tournament. I thought you were gonna say three, well, I couldn't be three in seven. So when you were saying like that you were like offended that you weren't part of the like celebrity pickable thing, are you now kind of looking at it and you're're going, maybe I didn't deserve to be invited because I'm not that good or... Wow, dude?

No, I'm not thinking that. I'm not thinking that. Those people were awful though. Are you thinking those guys are also at the same level of not that good as you? I really think I just clouded our brains with strategy and it was we didn't know the dance. The term is choked. We choked. And then we got in our head and we choked and I haven't competed like that ever. Did you gag on the cock? No, we did the exact opposite. Are we bringing that back? You gagged on the

competition cock? Here's live footage of Kyle at the comp. Choking burn. We got you. Gagging on that competition, cock. I thought Kyle, wait, but didn't you, Kyle, didn't you also play one on one pickle? Well, that I played really, I did really good in the one on one. I still had one. My record was one and three, but those games were solid. Okay.

So same really did better than I thought I would. And that was after the eight doubles games with Ryan. Okay. Did you recognize anybody at the tournament? Um, had you seen any of these people online, uh, in your community, uh, and the pickleball community? No, this was a pretty random, Cal State Fullerton thing that I signed up for on a whim about a month ago, a month and a half ago. What you look at that? Did anybody say after they beat you, did anybody fucking quote the pod at you and go like, you lose?

Yeah, was there, how many people quoted the pod? You lose. None. Shut up bitch. Oh, what the fuck? I know. This wasn't a cool crew. It was not. It was very small turning.

It was, it was kind of like, did anybody thank you for what you're doing for the sport? Yeah, nobody. Oh, I didn't to cry about it. Nobody did, man. It was unfortunate. I kind of went there, I guess a little incognito. Damn. Yeah. Damn, dude. Yeah, but you know, it's not over. I actually enjoyed competing. It was thrilling. I haven't done that. Durs, you do that, right?

Hello, Gileet. You did the marathon, is shit. That's competition, brain. I did the triathlon. Durs, you do that, right? Hello, Jili. You did the marathon and shit. That's competition, Brain. I did the triathlon. Yeah, it's fun. Well, you're not, I mean, Durs, when you do like the triathlon and shit, because I haven't competed in like a real way. I mean, for, I mean, God, I don't even remember the last time.

Uh, would, are you planning on winning? You're not really, right? Cause you're, there's like guys that do me. Yeah, I have personal goals and then I'm also a total psycho path out there. Are you? Yeah, you want to win? No, no, absolutely. Yeah, yeah, you enter races wanting to win. No, I know my I have my own like I win if I get here I know I have my own, like, I win if I get here. You know what I mean? I know, I have my goal, because there's people who do this every fucking day.

Yeah, there's like, for this shit. People that are like professional athletes. I'm a guy who's like, in fourth, what was it, three and a half, four weeks that I trained and my buddy was like, let's do this. So I knew what my wheelhouse was and I got there. So I'm stoked. Your boobs are huge.

But I wanna do better than I did last year. Right. I wanna lose the boobs and see what happens. You have. You look pretty lean right now. I feel like you don't have any boobs right now, which is disappointing. Your body's insane.

Yeah, it sucks. I don't know what's going on. My dad texts me about how insane your body is, so that's how good it is. Wait, what? Yeah. Well, that was a year ago, and it was. Wait, are you, so you're in worst shape now?

A month ago, I weighed like two bills, so it was, but it was more like bigger, fatter. What are you saying, Adelaide? No, it was like fat on top of muscle, as opposed to like just, actually muscle weighs more than fat, which is why it was like both muscle and fat. Junker.

I'm finally down to 185, which is where, about where I want to be. Not only after that Indonesia trip, after, it was like after the holidays, then went on like a 10 day Indonesia trip where all I did was eat and drink. I weighed 199.8 pounds. Hey, that's 200. Roundup. Roundup. Call it two.

Give it a kiss. No, I was kissing the underbelly. You're kissing more than the underbelly dude That's a pic that's a pic clip and that's sucking on that You found it fucking up in the pic clip going hey, why? But never hit the two never hit the two so good for you still down here. Yeah, yeah To get down there and gosh, I'm so big. I'm so fucking hungry to get down there and gosh, I'm so big. I'm so fucking hungry.

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Cool. Hey mate, would you take your clothes off and pose for me? I would love to paint. Yeah, I'd like to make it pictures of Adam. He doesn't say me, he's Irish dude. He does not say me. All right. Last, hey lad.

Last, a lot. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm me. I love the paint. Yeah. I'll make it pictures of Adam. He doesn't say me. He's Irish dude. He does not say. All right.

Last. Hey, lad. Last. Yeah. A lot of losses. No. I just said that because like he forgot your name and his throws out of there. Yeah.

Hey, laddy will you strip down in spread? But you still I can paint. Absolutely. It's a party. But dude, the crew there was hilarious. It was like, I mean, there's people in Ascods. The first guy I saw was like, had a monocle. I'm like, this is tight.

Dude, wow. This truly never met a person with a monocle. That isn't saying. Did you think you were like, another punked episode? It was nuts. And there was like real, real art people. Meanwhile, I'm dressed as a construction worker. I'm wearing like a tan, like a car. I don't know. I don't know dressed as a construction worker. I'm wearing like a tan

I don't know Yeah, what is going on because I came from Orange County and drove up there I didn't have like my LA clothes. Oh, I just had like beach clothes But why were you dressed like a construction worker down Orange County? Ever. What do you work? I was see a construction, bro I've always working on shit down here. Did were you helping construction teams? Where you're doing a YMCA YMCA I get it you were like blue collar chic. That's what you were doing. I get it. That's hot. That's hot Right. Yeah, I don't know that I was just like this is the nicest outfit I could put together

Down here and I go up there and I'm like, oh, that guy has an ass cut. That guy's wearing a monocle. There's Paul Mitchell. There's the Paul Mitchell guy. The hairdo? Yeah. The hairdo was there. Whoa.

His name's not Paul Mitchell, right? That's the whole thing. It is, and it's something else. Really? But I've seen him in a Ferrari before, dry pass man. I was like, fucking gizz in my pants. I love it.

This little Asian man from Vanity Fair was there. Okay. He's in a Tuxedo, but Tuxedo shorts. Wayman? Which I'm like, this guy's cool as shit. And shout out to that guy, yeah. He was sick and he sounds cool. It was a very cool, weird crew.

And how did you know that Suvi was? He introduced himself. He interviewed me about, because I'm in the movie with Pierce. And so he was like, hey, what do you think of his art? You were like how's your vanity fair cool art, too? Like I could see I could see Kyle doing something like this because it's what it's his artwork from Like it was like doodles from Movies he's done in the past what like on their scripts like on his scripts on their scripts, like on his scripts, he would draw a lot of laryons. So and then like different doodles, like just on

different pieces of paper, there was a hundred of them. There's a short film, experimental short film he did. And then like a hundred pieces of like proper canvas artwork that anywhere from like the early 1980s to current work that he's done. So this is his first show. What's the name of the show? Braw's draws. It was it.

That'd say that'd be a good title. Braw's draws. He want points for that. I don't fully, oh, draws draws. Braw's draws. Boinks. Draws, yes. Yes, points.

Yes, draws. So like from the Remington Steel days? Yeah. Wow. Did he have missed outington Steel days? Yeah. Wow. Did he have missed out fire? He did not. There was only a few scripts. Pock.

So did you miss out fire? What scripts did he have? Yes, he had. The Matador. Did he have anything from the Matador? I would buy that. I think he did. I think he did have the Matador.

The fucking Matador. There's about to go on a Tatum run. I'd knock on that Matador. Yes, points. But dude, I think it's going for a lot of money. I was like, I need to at a door. There's about to go on a Tatum run. Knock on that. Matador. Yes, points. But dude, I think this is going for a lot of money. I was like, say like, I need to buy a piece. I need to buy a piece. And then Chloe was like, yeah, the one he did,

because he did some of like famous artists that inspire him. So he did like a painting of Bob Dylan. And Chloe looked it up. It went for $1.2 million. Holy Toledo. And I was going like, oh, maybe we get that one. And then I'm like, well, I'm not going to buy a $1.2 million

painting for my boy peers. Is there a homie discount with peers? Is there a homie discount? I said that. I was like, hey, is there a homie discount? He's like, you're dressed like a farmer. I love it. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha. You dress like a farmer. I love it. Yeah. Totally. Really funny stuff, bro.

Go fill in a pothole. You're a funny lad. What do I ask? Wait a second. So why are they going for 1.2 million? Is there something I don't know about Pierce Brosnan in the art world? And it's Brosnan. I think Pierce just has really super duper rich friends. And he is also

Very famous. So I think the the combined is like Oh the like rich people know him is this because he was in Thomas Crown affair and he's kind of like that's it It's meta kind of like how Paul Walker or like or like people become like Car guys like the car guy now that I was in fast in the furious. Is that it? I think you're right. I think you're onto something. Yeah, he's, he's, he's, he tells everybody

he stole all these from himself. I stole these. Yeah. It's why Johnny Depp is still a pirate in this day. We did. Yeah, he got two in character. No, I just love wine now, right? Exactly. And I got scurvy. Wow, that's

so true. People just fall in and they don't come back. Yeah, that's what happened to Ernest. Hey, look at us. We're still our workaholic characters. Yeah, look at Blake's hair. Don't look at Blake, man. He can't get out. He's trying. He can't. Are you trying? I think you know what I mean to you. We oh, I guess not. Yeah, but he still has to, I guess, but I don't wanna undermine him. Of course, of course. It's never gonna be. Never.

I'm almost argue you kind of did, which is that he has rich friends that he's famous. Like what is his skill level or his interpretation? No, I, and also on top of it, like he is very good. Okay, there we go. It's cool to see his different, uh, different styles and how he's evolved from like the 80s and like what he was doing then, like what he's doing more, uh, currently. So the Remington's deal script is just him drawing Dicks all

over the thing. And then like as you get later into double of seven, like Anderson, ladies and gentlemen, could have been anything. Of course it sticks. Well, there was just, I mean, there's, he would just draw these like cool doodles of like different faces and different things that inspire him and like. What movie is that? Remington's Steel.

Remington's Steel was a TV show. It was a TV show. Yeah. Oh, okay, okay, got it. That's what every mom, like people, because it came out in like the early 80s. So like, my mom is like, oh my God. my god Remington steel like moon lighting before I became a movie star yeah she knows him more as Remington steel then James Bond because

she's not a James Bond gal percent not a bomb girl it's not a bomb girl it's more of an Austin powers they but no it was a lot of really really cool stuff that I was like oh I think I think I'm gonna swoop that up. And then it was like, once I found out, it was like going for 1.2 million bucks. I'm like, I don't think so. Good for him.

That's a very expensive piece of art, yeah. Yeah, and now I know, not that he's not a hyper successful movie star, but I do believe I saw in the news a few months ago that he was selling his house for like $80 million dollars. It was $100 million dollars. It was $100 million dollars. Yeah, and I'm like, well, how is he doing that?

And now I'm starting to understand that this dude was just farting out fucking chicken scratch from his scripts and being like, that's 500 grand right there, by the way. Yeah, that's cool. Okay. Well, I don't think he's never, I guess he's never really sold. He's never like had a showing before He's never had so this is his first time one of one and so I think he just had so much art at his house I think it's why he's finally like you have to get rid of some of this We'll keep the ones that I really want at the house. Do you guys have any of that shit?

Do you have any of your scripts that you do to long and do all your notes and do that kind of stuff on it, even sides and stuff? No, dude. I throw away, I mean Blake has absolutely everything and I, I, I do too, I have so much shit. I took Adams out of the trash. I just threw away all the workaholics movie scripts that I had written all my notes on. I would love to have caught Blake getting a script out of the trash to Adam through a way. I had to. Yeah. I just for keeps saying, no, Adam, you. Yeah, but but then when we go to pitch our notes, I'd Blake keeps

beating me to the punch by pitching all my ideas. I think it would be funny. I think it'd be funny if Adam ran really funny. Yeah, if Adam ran funny, he'd farted a lot. If you ran away farting, that'd be funny. That was my genius idea. That is. Dude, I think I have, I think I even have like mail order If you ran away farting that'd be funny. That was my genius idea dude I think I have I think I even have like mail order comedy scripts like crossbows scripts with notes in it and drawings and stuff like that

I gotta go dig through that shit. Yeah, I got so much shit. Oh cigarette holes in the corner of them shit Real these pages tell a story right here. I'm not talking about the career New like think I saved them I saved them for times here and I'm not talking about the courier new like think I saved them I saved them for times like when I'm this old like now is when I should go look at them because that when I held on That's like how old do you think you are right? Bro, I'm fucking there's no way to tell he's not we've established. He's not good with dates So no a suck at him. I suck at calendars and calendar math. I'm very bad at calendar math I can't remember years.

Adam knows years. Adam knows when we did. Fucking, I bet you could tell me when we did crossbows and mustaches, I have no fucking clue what year that was. I bet that was 06, 07, right? This is the way. I would say like, oh, four. Oh, four.

Those are two years. Adam did it again. Yeah. Unbelievable. I'm not great at it. I just know like the general. I was kind of like, what is this? I would say I would say it was anywhere in the early ox.

Yeah, I'm not like a genius about it. I just know that it was. No, better than me. So it's always like awe inspiring. I'm like, oh, no that. Wow. This is coming from the guy who is going to travel to France and didn't have his passport ready to bra.

That's what I'm saying. I'm based not going with calendar masks. Who can I send it? You know decades though. Don't tell yourself short. What are you doing in France Kyle? Well, I'm going to I'm going to sell Adam's movie Baby Nuchis Thriller. So that's the first mission. And do people at home know who Baby Nuchis? Baby Nuchis is Kyle's brother Adam new a check yeah

What he paints is nut sack yellow and does splits and makes movies I painted it but Blake paints his nut sack yellow and he does cool splits that's right There's still a mark on the workaholics floor workaholics house. Yep. Yeah, and there is to this day So he made a he made a thriller film like two summers ago. Elevator pitch. Elevator pitch. It's called Stranger in the Woods. What happens when a dog goes missing out in the woods? When a dog comes to the sun. Where'd you find this? Yes. Kind of a homeward bound me. I'm not you know I'm not good at you know I'm not good at pitching. It's like whoa. What are you good at at why are you going to France? Yeah, wait, huh?

Are you you're going to France to do exactly the past for a bros stay here? No, I got a trailer done I have a trailer in a poster. I have a trailer talks for trailer done poster done I have all that shit. Hey aren't you a the Asian guy from many to fair? Will you watch this on my phone real quick? Yeah, but what happens when someone goes I just explain to me the movie real quick. I'm a huge huge Movie investor and I have deep deep pockets, but I don't have time to watch trailer I don't have time to do this. I'm getting I'm literally getting in this elevator. Give me the elevator pitch Wait a minute Kyle knew a check right? By the way we're training you on the podcast. Okay after after surviving a Trump after Trump after surviving a traumatic event. Jeff Tremaine. Okay. Yeah. A our main character goes to the woods with her friends to try and

decompress. While out there, her service dog, her therapy dog, her warm blanket, goes missing and everything points to the guy next door, the scary guy next door. Okay, that's cool. That's interesting. You heard it. And that guy is played by none other than that, no? Friend of the pod, T.A. Spencer. T.A. Spencer.

Yeah. Is that his stage name? Yes, his stage name is T.A. Spencer. Yeah, who like that. I like that. I like that. It is. TNA. TNA, baby. TNA, baby. Tits and I, I spent. I can see the Rolling Stone magazine cover now. Yeah.

Which part did I lose, Joanne, when I said Warren Blanket, huh? Well, so let me just set up the fact. No, because dearer's hates animals. Yeah, I'm just going to get on when I said warm blanket, huh? Well, so let me, let me just set up the fact, no, because dares hates animals. Hang on, we'll get to that. Cause what?

Ders hates animals. Don't get! Hang on, Teddy is an amazing actor. From what I've heard, he kills it in this movie and there's no doubt my mind that he does. He does? So I'm sure it's gonna be fucking taught, suspenseful, and all that. Service animals.

Yes, it's a problem. What a fucking problem. What is the, oh, you don't believe in it. I love it. People bringing full on golden retrievers. I'm like airplanes and there we go. So out of three. He's under my legs and you're like,

you don't fucking need this thing. Yeah. What's gonna go, what will go wrong if this dog's not here? What's gonna happen if this dog's not here? Well, it's not here, it's where they're going. That they need the dog. They don't need the dog on the plane.

No, they don't. They don't need it. No, they need the dog everywhere. We've convinced ourselves that we need these dogs places. No, this is not good. You might grow as a person if you don't have the dog. Oh no, you're gonna have to like figure shit out. Whoa. And with you I also think it's crazy. No one does it really bother me.

No if they have like a golden retriever they have to buy another seat. Yeah. They can't just bring on a golden retriever and have them can't I mean like they have to buy another seat. Buy another seat. I will say I will say in the film onters we don't have a jacket on the dog or anything like that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, him. Listen, if you're bringing on a dog, it's more than like 25 pounds onto an airplane. Yes. shove that fucker underneath.

If you need it when it gets there, it's gonna be fine. You put it in a crate for three hours. It's fine. I know. I agree. It was because they don't want, because it's traumatic or whatever. It's not.

And I agree. It's traumatic. Me meeting that dog on an airplane. I'm like, we'll give the dog something to sleep. Like go to a veterinarian, get like the medicine to put it to sleep. Give it to him right before they go on, fucking poison that dog.

Give him the drugs to you. He goes for fucking pass out for three hours. He's gonna get it. When they wake up, they'll be in fucking wherever. So what Adam's doing right now is talking reason. Oh, I'm gonna give him the drugs. He's being logical. Wait, so wait, Durs, you're saying,

if people are allergic to dogs like my wife, she's fucked. If she's on an airplane from like L.A.D. New York for six hours, it's like a German shepherd, which I have seen. She's fucked for six hours. Oh yeah, we brought my Husky to Montreal and the fucking place was You can't go in you can't do it. Burr. I did of course it's a fucking nightmare. I wanted my dog with me

I wanted my dog over there. If someone has like a peanut allergy and you're on a 747 You're not allowed to open up a box of peanut M&M's or they're gonna fucking die Yo, I feel you I feel you on this. I'm not gonna mean why your dog's taking a shit on my shoe What the fuck in bug but all spread out my dog took a shit in Germany How did you your dog is in a service animal? Is that right is your dog a service animal? Coda is a service animal. Coda is Why why why Is your dog a service animal? Coda is a service animal. Coda is a service animal. Why? Why?

Why? Because we wanted to have an opinion until now. Why? Because what? Because my wife wanted to travel with her on her trip to Montreal. Exactly. And let me tell your wife something.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This is all good. I feel you, Ders. I feel this argument. I'm not like, we kind of get a little people just to get the fucking dog out there. You know what I mean? Absolutely. You fully use the loophole. I didn't have to pay for putting it up. No, we kind of maybe used a little bit of the loophole. Everyone does. Of course. We'll do. We know that you're

plugged in your fucking your homeboy representative Sherman Brad Sherman. Yeah, yeah, I'm not a big Brad. You know, you know how to get in there. Yeah, we did it. And it was it I didn't. Wait, so what's the process of getting an animal designated as a true star? I'll tell you, you want to know I'll tell you. Probably going to a doctor and saying you need one. It's not a doctor.

It's a therapist. You need to be like, you need to get a recommendation from your therapist. No, a therapist. No. A therapist? So it's not even like medical, it's just like, I'm in a real... Hey, this will probably help me. Okay, here, go ahead.

Yes. And this is exploited again. It's like you like petting your dog and it brings you joy so you can. Wow. And while we're at it, bringing your dog to work, get the fuck out of here. Nobody wants your dog to work work. Nobody wants. So all those guys do a full heel. Here we go. Not a fan. There you go. Not a fan. I actually am kind of in a greens with onters dogs in the trailer. Not a fan. I mean, it seems like

people are abusing. It does not bother me because I like dogs, but I mean yeah, I understand For someone that viscerally hates dogs like Ders. It would be I love dogs But like where does it stop all of a sudden you're marrying your dog? Like where's it stop guys? Yeah, you're looking your dogs fucking pit clip pit clip Where does it stop? Oh by way, they have eight pic clips. Yeah, it's point. Point, point. Oh my.

I guess I'm just like, what? The fact that people think they need a dog is the problem. OK, I like this. Go ahead. Well, that's, here's everybody turn it down. Try weaning yourself off of not being around your dog all the time and being with your own thoughts for a moment And by the way, I'm not saying I'm perfect that like I don't need certain things like you are

I think you are like I don't need beyond raw pre-workout to show about this podcast and maybe talk too much I'm saying is maybe the problem is that you always need to have an animal with you try it out Well, yeah. You're saying that it's, you're telling people to battle their insecurities? Don't have a... It just seems like a fucking like privilege gone wild. There's a ton of stuff they don't want you to know. Does the US government really have alien technology?

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Yeah. Either way, we will have a blast. You'll have access to every recipe so you can cook and bake alongside me. As I talk to artists, musicians, and chefs about how this meal guided them to success. And these nostalgia meals, fam, they inspire one of a kind conversations. When I bake this recipe, it hit me like a ton of bricks. Does this podcast come with a therapist? He can. Listen to Flaky Biscuit every Tuesday on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or

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They have boatloads of money. Listen to Big Sugar on the I Heart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Oh, I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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a flight and he said, you don't get your service blanket. And lit it on fire. No, actually Adam, he cut it into a bunch of pieces and made me eat it. Oh my God. Your dad is amazing. I'm living in a nightmare. And then when I had to shit on a plate, and then he put lighter fluid on it,

and he lit the shit on fire, and then I had to smoke that dust. Oh, and then the smoke I blew out, he inhaled and looked at me and said, my now. And I was like, all right, well, I gotta write that down. I was gonna go into a movie sometime.

I'm sorry, mom! And he said, mom! It all makes sense. But anyway, that's what happened. Well, I'll tell you what you asked. I'm gonna take. And he said mom. It all makes sense. Yes. But anyway, that's what happened. Well, I'll tell you what you asked. I'm going to take out the service animal part and just say her dog. Okay.

Simple because I don't want, when I do this pitch in the elevator, I'm taking it out, Ders. Thank you for your notes. Yeah. Good note. Good note, Ders. What happened to just being like, I love my dog.

My dog's great. And being like, I can't leave my dog. Yeah. So on this pitch, Kyle, it's the dog that the woman loves to death and her best friend. I've seen the film. I don't remember it being that big of a part in the film, actually. Okay, great. Well, evidently, it's the whole crux of the movie. People love dogs. No, there's big twists. There's big twists. There's a I didn't even give away the midway twist or the fucking three quarterway

twist, bro. There's twists. Yeah. Perfect. I can't wait to see the movie. Okay. The launching point of the movie is this what you just pay as a log. Yes, this is the launching line.

This is the launch point. Yes, yes, because it becomes what the fuck happened launching like the launch. Yeah. The launch. By the way, Kyle, yes, I'm in if this is like a service animal for somebody who like can't see I know I know I hear you. I hear you. I hear you. He isn't good. Yeah, he's just not in for trauma He's like fuck your trauma, but if you can't see no, I'm saying that I'm saying that's not the solution to trauma It's not to bring your dog on an airplane for everybody else to deal with. I do understand that. I mean, I feel like it's gotten, I must have gotten harder to get a dog because I've noticed there's less and less now, but there for a while for a few years, it was like you get on a flight and there's like 25 dogs on this fucking flight. You're like, my God. Well, is there anything to having flights

that are dog friendly? Like dog lovers all go on this one flight? Like air, air bud? Yeah, come on. A dog air line. That's great. I love it. Air bud.

That could be kind of cool. I'm down for that. I love it. It's like, freaking Dr. Do Little in the sky. Dude, yeah, air bud. I'll put all those dogs clothes on to attack each other. And they'll come back and there's just bodies. No, I feel like there's a hole in the market.

I think you're either on the flight where dogs attack each other or where humans are fucking fighting. They're all chaos in the sky right now. Yeah, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe those people just need dogs or cats to sit on their laps and they'll be fine. Yeah. See, there you go.

I'm living in the lake. Did you guys see the viral video of the guy like teen off on the baby? Yeah. Like screaming about this baby. We've been here for 45 minutes. Baby, it's a baby though. Yeah, they're like, dude, it's a baby. Dude, you're on a good one. I understand being a little perturbed because we've all been on a flight where there's like a baby screaming

You're like oh man, yeah shut the fuck up. Yeah, this sucks like control your fucking baby I've been on a flight to Europe where it's like oh shit This is a 10 hour flight and this baby is sitting right next to me and it's screaming all time. It's the worst the bottom screaming in French baby sitting right next to me and it's screaming the whole time. It's the worst. The bomb screaming in French. We, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we some free from us. This fucking asshole. Well, everybody just has to understand. Babies are just gonna be babies. Like, you were a baby once. You probably did the same shit. Just like, let them do their thing, man. No, yeah. It's a, where we have a baby airline. Right. I like what he's doing here. He's, he's making these

specific airlines for people that are annoying to go all be together. Yeah, man. Yes, to me. What that be cool. I see what you're doing. You tell people you belong on this, Erlan. Certain people get to go here. Yeah, certain people don't. Is that what you're saying?

Yeah, I'm saying that. We're just saying it's more than welcome over here. I'm saying that. I'm saying that. I'm saying that. Canceled. Hey, did it. Yeah.

Yeah. No, it's preference. It's not you have to go on this flight It's just like why didn't that person go on the dog flight. Yeah, but then dude There's gonna be weirdos with like kinks. There's gonna be a guy who's thank you Adam I was gonna say babies. He was like a fucking creep. He's having a baby fucking Robert didn't know Sniffing me. Are you coming at my co-star? Yeah, it was just into sniffing babies and he's on by himself And he's on by himself.

And he's just there just like, yes. Oh, the babies are crying. Yes. You know what I mean? Oh, so you're saying you get on the baby flight with all the moms and then there's this weird bro in the back with no child. I'm not be a bro.

I'm not be a bro. Probably yes. It's the old bro. Oh, no, yeah. Maybe it's like that. No, maybe it's just like weird old lady who's like, I just love children. Well, I it's just like weird old ladies like I just love children Well, I was a bro doesn't need to I mean a girl can be a bro. Okay. Yeah, you're right

We're all pretty bro. We're bro. We grow tasked, you know, yeah, we're bro adjacent. Yeah, I feel like it could just be like a fucking creep We with pocket protector just saying oh, so a girl can be a bro if a if a girl acts like a bro, right? That's what you're saying like girl bros. Yeah, I feel like if you ever liked workaholics, your girl bro, you might have been a bro. Right. You know, okay. So a bro, you're a bro. You're a bro. It's you should be a bro. It's without gender. Yeah. Thank you. Bro is without gender. That's that's why we created bro. It's all in composing. I remember that conversation. Yes. Yeah, we're like Adam sitting right here recount like was a cross from me Kyle is on the couch. I remember it. Don't we were all doodling in our scripts. I remember it like it of 30 years from now

When we're gonna sell it for a million and Adam looked up from the penis. He was drawing and he said Brosh We said that's it We said that's it and I said give me that script real quick. He's like, no, I'm a toss that Brosh. He said what'd you just say? No before that? He said let's get Mendocino Farms and we say no before that Brosh And so it was

So it's on Brosh. I'll be non-binary. I love you guys so much. Dude, I was supposed to, next month, I was supposed to do all this press for the outlaws coming out July 7th on Netflix. You! Uh, supposed to do all this press for it. And now it's all canceled because of this register. I didn't realize that that was all gonna be- What?

Wait, why? All the press running? Like, uh, talk shows and stuff, because they need writers. Oh, okay. I'm pissed why? Oh, the press run, like talk shows and stuff because they need writers. Oh, okay. I'm pissed now. Like the movie is still coming out. Yeah, so Pierce was gonna do, I think Kimmel.

Oh, I need to do, Dob Reve was gonna do, I think like set Myers show, whatever that's called. And then I was gonna do the tonight show and we're not gonna do any of it now. Right, because they're all in strike. Those are the ones that really revolve. Yeah, but I guess, I guess we're not going to do any of it now. Right. Because they're all abstract. Those are the ones that really revolve. Yeah. But I guess I guess we're doing so you've got time to do Rick Glassman's podcast. Yeah. Yeah. Totally. I'll do I'll do Ricky Glassman's pod. Perfect. Okay. There we go. Dude, I love being on that pod.

Me too. See you there. Yeah. Yeah. Let's do it. Perfect. But I guess we're going to do the like the today show because they don't have writers, which weird which I figured that they would have but I guess they're just in a different union So someone's writing those questions, but it might not be a guild thing. I don't know how that works Yeah, so we're doing like the today show. They're gonna wing it. They're gonna wing it for four hours So writer producer the producer. So we're gonna yeah, we're gonna talk about our movie Early early early in the morning. That's how people are gonna find out about the outlaws. It's a bagel. Don't just be careful. Be careful about it's a bagel. You can go viral off. I think I passed my it's a bagel porn in my life. It's like now if I have to get up early and be on TV, I do try to go get some sleep. Cut to me five years ago. Okay, Adam, if the Clippers won the finals, that night, you weren't going

to party your face off if you had 6 a.m. press the next morning. And it's real for what? For a movie that I'm excited about promoting or just for bullshit, Blake is still holding on to like his. No, it's a honest question. Like just for this movie. Yeah.

But but last night, the Clippers won. No, it's a honest question. Like just say for this movie, yeah. But last night, the clippers won. No, I wouldn't want it all. No, I wouldn't. And you were in the building. I mean, it depends if it's Cleveland, if it's Cleveland morning, or Cincinnati morning, local news.

It's a bagel. I might not, but if it's national, if it's a national thing that millions of people are gonna see, then I think I would probably try to go to bed at a reasonable time. Think about how viral Blake's moment went. True. It only helped. It only helped.

I dope. Yeah, correct. It was dope, right? And I know it was kind of more on character on brand. I'm not sure about the character in your movie. I don't think he's a bagel. Yeah, he's a clipper fan specifically. But if you had a viral moment,

with this hangover and so forth. True, true, I just work it or no. Yeah, I don't think I would do it now. I really don't. I don't think I would do it now. It depends, I think. So, you sold out, you're part of the machine. I'm part of the machine now.

You're part of the system. I would wish for you to have a night where the wheels could just come off and, you know, but that's... Well, I do, and I would, if I'm really proud of this movie and I'm really excited to promote it, and I want to... So I don't want people to be like, I don't even know what the fuck he's promoting. This guy's a drunk asshole.

Right. Hota would throw you in a fucking chokehold. Now, if it's your promoting workaholics, then it would have been on brand for us to show up, fucking drunk for these morning shows. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which then it would have been cool. Yes, our fans would have been like, fuck yeah. Adam, do you think that maybe you're picking

the wrong movies then based on that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, maybe your career's entirely going in like the wrong direction. Yeah, that's possible. Yeah, you're supposed to just fall into the role and continue, remember? You're not supposed to branch out anything, dude. Yeah, you're supposed to do

the same thing over and over. I feel like fuck is going on with you. Why are you branching out? Are you fighting your inner day? Yeah, dude. And that's your character in Muppets is the same as Anders Holm. Yeah. Anders Holm, Vic. Yeah, he's just shaves and has stuff in his hair. Same guy. So completely different. Okay. Which, hey, I started watching Muppets. I really like it. It's awesome.

It's fun, right? It's cool, cool show. It's good to see the band back together. They're back, baby. Doctor T. Who's your favorite guest star so far? Billy Corgan of Smashing Pumpkins is in the first episode. And I was like,

Oh, wow. It kind of flew me for a loop because they even like allude to his like wrestling career, which like is a deep, deep cut. But like just the fact that he owns a league now, a wrestling race. Yeah, he has a federation. Sorry, federation.

But the fact that Billy Corgan did a Disney plus show, I was kind of like, holy shit, that is rare. Is it anymore? I don't know. Well, he's still just a rat in the cage. Don't get it twisted. That's why I was thinking the whole time. Despite the race.

Well, I think what happened with them is they tried to go on that big arena tour and no one bought it tickets. So I think he's like, I need to remind people of that. What happened? Nobody bought smashing pumps. That seems crazy to me. I feel like. Oh, yeah, they canceled.

They canceled. No, not even close. Look at it. Do they not even close. What? They had, do they not translate to today's ears? I guess not. They're not following this. I love smashing pump. Yeah, I like smashing pump. I feel like they should be translating right now, even to like deep emo polls. Like if they're going, they just dipped too hard. They were like so white hot in the 90s. And then they

dipped and Were gone for 25 years 1979 1979 is the fucking sick. I also think they had a track on that show beef that killed it at the end the end track on beef Yeah, they were I'd fun watching that. I know. I love them too. I was so I think he's probably like yeah, I got to Let people know. Yeah, there's some cameos. We do some cameos. Let people know we're out and loud and proud. But I also do think that Billy Corgan is like a divisive person.

Like some people are kind of like, eh, he's like kind of a little weird and some people. He talks about how he's seen aliens and stuff. Yeah, we all have. There's nothing wrong with that. We'll have at some point. It's all good. Yeah, that's fine.

What's wrong with talking about that? I heard he brings animals on airplanes. It's a Devices that's right now. I see I draw the line right there. This bro's just got parrots on planes. God damn So Todd you put the smashing pumpkins tour just here producer to I mean, yeah I'm sure they still are on tour. Yes, I thought it was a COVID thing that rectum Am I just I thought that they did I remember an article reading something about how they were going to do like a big arena like a big ass tour. And then it is a.

Dude, this has pro wrestling and at this tour right here is, it's not huge. It looks like it's maybe a month, less half a month. There's two. There's one below that as well. Oh, below that keeps growing. Oh, no, they got a lot of dates, man. Use your mouse. Yeah. I got it. I got it. I got it. They have a ton. No, they don't. That's not a ton of dates. And the tour is called the world is a

vampire. That's cool. Are they doing the whole world? No. No. No. Yes, they are. Look, Sydney, Newcastle, they're going to be in Guilford, New Hampshire. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Anything outside of the fucking states. Noblesville, Indiana. Oh, right there.

Oh, right there. Got it. Yeah, the wrestling one. What, where is Walling gone? Oh, yeah. So the 2018, when they, uh, so five reasons the smashing pumpkins tour is selling poorly and how they can fix it. And this is Forbes magazine in 2018.

Okay. Rock magazine. Long time ago. I guess their ticket prices were way too high. Way too high. And they were going to do like a huge like arena tour and it just uh it wasn't wasn't they weren't selling uh the way that they thought they would. That's so. I mean, when you look at these places that they're going to, it's not like Chicago, LA, that kind of stuff. It's like, yeah, it's like Irvine, Bend, Oregon. Shout out to Irvine. Shout out to Ben. Both great places, Bend, Oregon.

I'm not saying there's a bad places. I'm saying there's a smaller audiences. Of course. You're right. You're right. You're both great places to visit. We should podcast from there. But that being said, I literally

had this conversation with Chloe the other day about how big smashing pumpkins was in the 90s and how I truly thought that they were going to be the the biggest band of all time. Like I was like, this is, they're going to be like our rolling stones that are like the biggest band of our generation. Oh, wow. And then they, it's kind of imploded, but they fucking rock. Yeah. They do.

I mean, but look at the blank, blank is, blanks do a lot of driving. Blink is thriving. Oh yeah, they're doing a huge tour and I'm trying to find a way. Now that we're on strike and I have some downtime, I wanna go see them somewhere because I mean, one, I really wanna see Blink and with Tom back together.

And speaking of aliens. And our movie, The Outlaws, I'm doing cross promotion with them and their tour. So I'm gonna go and like, maybe introduce them, the band on one of their tour. So I'm gonna like, I think I'm gonna go and like maybe introduce them the band on one of their tour dates. Oh, that'd be great. That'd be great. When I was in Chicago doing press

for about my father now in theaters, I liked this. I got in an elevator with Travis, and I was like, oh cool. There's no way he knows I'm on that shirt that they sell at every concert. Right. He's probably the one member

who probably doesn't know. who probably doesn't know. He probably doesn't know. How don't you be, huh? Yeah. No, Tom is like a big fan. Yeah. So cool. And I know Mark a little bit, and he's super cool too.

So I met Mark a couple of times. Yeah, very cool. Art shows. Art shows. Hey, Art shows. Guess we're just art gallery type guys out here. Gabs Myla. Is that the Archos? Let's go. Yeah. Yeah. A little bit of that. Yeah. Yeah, they're cool. I like them. Let's go. They got a shout out of the pod. Take back.

So are there any tape backs, any apologies? Any epic slams? I got an apology. Yeah, I have an apology. I'm gonna fire up my apology. Apologize? God, I wish I had a joint right now I did a... Apollo J Full bomb I'm gonna go roll a J right after this Jerk bro Oh, was it in my pocket?

Oh, was it in my pocket? Did I have joints in my pocket? No, he's talking about... Dude, that's what we're talking about Blake Masterbanion's called Rollin' a J Cause this is like a small one Cause he just goes like this Little Apollo J right here, right here

Okay, fired up. Unbelievable. I am apologizing. Make sure you fly to camp with that in your pocket. Oh, it's in my suitcase, baby. Oh, I'm shy. I am. It's not gonna be in my suitcase.

Whoever's watching this, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry for being late. I'm sorry for my internet. I apologize for my internet. I think it may be it made it cool at the beginning or dynamic or something when I came in. Yeah, 20 minutes later It's fun. Yeah, yeah

Apologies apologies my my being yeah, and I'm sorry that My power was out and I was 15 minutes late. I wanted to be right on time But I'm sorry that that happens guys because guys, because I wanted to blast off with you at the exact same damn time, but I was a little late. I was only on five minutes before you, Kai guys. We've all been there. Wait, so it started with, what are their names? Blake and Anders?

And then you came in? Yeah, that's right, that's right. Wow. Are you up to speed now? Yeah, Jesus Christ. What's going on? You didn't even smoke that joint in your pocket. Wow. Hang on up to speed now? Yeah. Jesus Christ. What's going on? You didn't even smoke that joint in your pocket. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. So wait, so wait a second. So who who is on first? This is the old Mark's brother team. Sorry, I don't do good with calendar

math or that shit's important. Or people arriving or knowing who my best friends I don't know my friends names Let me ask one question I want to ask a question to the people out there who do travel with animals Are you allowed to put them underneath the plan anymore or has like the ASA PA or whatever Disallowed that I I think it would do. I think you can for a certain amount of time. But if the flight's like 12 hours, I don't think you can. I think it's cruel. You have to go down and check on them.

So then here's my weekly challenge to everyone who brings animals. Oh, here we go. Oh, I like challenge. There's a weekly challenge. Put your dog under the plane. Yeah! And let me know how bad it was. And go down with them.

And when your dogs down there, throw on the pod, listen to us, and take your mind off things. It's not that I don't care about you. It's that I think you can do it. I think you can figure this out. I think you don't need your animal. I think you're strong enough. I think you can figure this out. I love it. I think you don't need your animal. Wow, man. I think you're strong enough.

I think you can take your mind somewhere that you can't even imagine right now. See, I don't even think it's dirt. I don't, Durs, I agree with you because I absolutely don't give a shit. Uh, but I think it's not about them not being able to get through it. I think people like are so compassionate

about their dogs and love dogs so much That they like dogs more than they like people specifically their dog. So they are saying like I don't want my dog to be Like traumatized by being in a case. Yeah, it's fucked up. Despite all their rage there. They'll just a dog on a plane So then I guess I would argue, I would say, get over that shit, Ben. Yeah, so you don't, yeah, sure. So you don't care.

I have less sympathy for that, for people being like, I don't want to put my dog down there. It's like, we don't want to ride in an airplane like this, but we do it. Well, there's chances, there's stories of dogs, the dogs, they die down there sometimes. Man, they don't got enough water and shit. People die too. Yeah, but those do it. Well, there's chances there's stories of dogs get the dogs they die down there sometimes Man, they don't got enough water and shit people died too. Yeah, but those they were weak people died Those are weak. What the hell? This is now we're going into deep Darwinism baby

We should let's let's get the numbers from our producers I know they have it how many dogs have died on airplanes like that versus how many people have died on airplanes From what from allergic reactions to dogs? No, no, just period. Oh What is that this is Eagles get over it, but it probably won't start All right, well Oh, like do you got any tape ex apologies anything? I will want to compliment Anders for being right on time with me brother. Once again, we're just the freaking glue that's keeping this part together.

Hey, but by the grace of God go I. And it seems like there are a lot of dog guests. Oh, we're still going. A lot of dog guests. A lot of 50 animal passengers. Okay, and now how many? Dying. One is too many for me. And 10 years.

Dog shouldn't be dying in the basement of an airplane. Let him up top. Let him on air bud. I will start that airline for dog zoning. You will? You will Blake? Probably not. I think that's cool.

I think that's another episode. I think the passengers should ride under the, in the bottom. Go ride in the bottom with your dog. Oh, that's good idea. That's a good idea. That's a great idea. Yeah, go ride in the bottom. No, no, no, no. But I that's a good idea. That's a great idea. Yeah, I'm not a big deal, but I'm in the kennel.

That's the win right there. It would be kind of fucking cool and then you're down with all the dog people who are like, hey, hey, yeah, that'd be cool. Yeah, that way you could just go hang out in the pressurized cabin down below. I like that. We had a little seat down there. That's fine. I would like that more.

Are there snacks? Yeah, you can play snacks. And you can get your own points down there. You can play some like that more there's next. Yeah, you can play Max and you can put points down there. Okay, okay, you can smoke points down there and once again, we solved it. Another episode of this is okay. Let's get on the same point. Oh, hold on. Hold on, we're gonna do like a arosmith thing. Oh, we gotta do it again. Dess, it is important! It is important!

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