This Is Important - Ep 139: This Whale Of An Episode Has My Monkey Bone Bedazzled

Episode Date: June 13, 2023

Today, this is what's important: The live show, real estate agents, the Brendan Fraser cinematic universe, the nut tap, Cannes Film Festival, standing ovation minutes, smoking weed, books, renting tools, building stuff, the crown jewel of America, movie graphics, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's 20,000 million miles away. Huh? Here we go start your engines Like you said that Isaac was in the beginning of the podcast a couple weeks ago and people were pissed. Yeah, for anybody who watches our podcast on YouTube, please like and subscribe. Yes. Please. It's so much fun here. The only way to consume this is important. I guess there was a bonus shot of Isaac at the beginning of the last YouTube video. And were they scared by like his physical

appearance? Like Isaac or Isaac was in the first shot and then people were a little taken back by like what do you look like? Oh, they were like, they were disgusted. Borderline disgusted. Really? Just from a flash? Was it like when you see the ghost in the closet in three minute a baby or whatever it was?

Yeah, dude. That makes a lot of sense. Wow. And he had that look on his face. You know the one where it's like he's not listening and he just looks upset at what he's reading on his cell phone. But it's definitely not about us. Yeah. And for sure he's just like checking the sports of like baseball games, checking the scores. Yeah. Looking at political news and shit, poly news, bro. Probably getting all poly charged. Yeah. you know, we do have to shout out our manager, Isaac. We don't have to give him flowers.

We don't do that anymore, but we do have to say thank you for the, for setting up our, our show, our live show at win. Great. So much fun. I mean, it did go great. Yeah, dude. It might God, how good did it? Probably. And food. And Adam, when you said that one joke that went like this,

oh my God. Yeah, I was laughing Blake all of your board drops were just like fucking came on fire Thank you and boom goes a time. We'll admit it. Dude. We'll admit it This podcast comes out. We recorded it before the live. So I'm outing us guys. We can't pretend Wow, man. Wait a minute kill the magic. I like'm out in this guys, we can't pretend. Wow man, wait a minute, it's killed the mad game. Can't pretend, well I like to be real with TII nation, you know? I like that about you.

Kyle has an intruder. I got my kids in here, I'm sorry. Oh, look at the little munchkins back there. I got two kids in here, I don't know how they got in here, but they're just like, chill in, here's a little bro right here, say what's up. Oh, friend of the bod. So little dude. All right Say what's up? Oh Little dude

All right Don't look at me First time on the pot Oh my god These guys gotta get out of here. Hey guys get out of here. Wow happy Father's day Hey hit the road jacks go find your mama. They're not listening. Hit the road Jack.

You know I don't see them that often because you don't post them on the Instagram. So I don't see them as often as I like. Well they're doing good they're cruising. They are. They're growing great. They're cruising too. They're getting big so fat. They're yelling they got voices. Look at that.

Hey come on guys. what are you doing? Hey, you guys talking about yourselves? I'm gonna figure this out, okay? My kid's grabbing a rain stick right now. He's got all the studio shit in his head. All right, hold on. Okay, get your dad on. I'm still gonna send it.

All right, just putting them in like tie-dye necklaces already, already conforming them to the pot head lifestyle. I love it. Listen to him yell at him. You're not here, radio. Come here dad! What the fuck are you doing? Come touch me bitch! For me them to the pot head lifestyle. I love it. Listen to him. Yeah What the fuck are you doing? Trunch me bitch you could take the window or you could take the stare here bitch Yeah Root yeah, for sure. Do you guys watching you those real estate like um reality shows? Are they good?

I've never I've never tapped in they're amazing. Oh, dude. I watch dude selling sunset is I've never I've never tapped in. They're amazing. Oh, dude, I watch, uh, dude selling sunset is crazy. Chef's kids. I do like watching them. They're cool. They're, they're dramatic, bro. Dude, it's so funny.

And by the way, dude, I wonder if these girls dressed in this fashion before the show? Yes, or since the show, they decided to just wear the craziest outfits. I mean, they play into the show. Vincent Bucks. I mean, my mom usually would come to the door and like a G string at some of the house in the show.

That's your like, uh-huh. The whole time I was thinking of Gale. Well, she just was like, you know, sex cells. And she just said she had to. No. Like, you've seen American Pie where she gets down to her underwear and cleans the house. It's been a while.

Or not American Pie, American beauty. Yeah, I was like, wait a minute, dude. Yeah. I'm like, is that stiffer's mom? I don't. Right, right, right. American beauty. American beauty.

Uh, slightly different, slightly different. Slightly. Minuservories in both of them. That's a naked girl. He is. Whoa. It's the American MCU. That's kind of cool.

Dude, you got to get on that on creating universes between movies is excellent. Were we talking about that yesterday, Blake? Yes. And scene a man to the whale. That's the same care. Yeah. I watched the whale on the plane back the other day.

And I was just thinking the whole time it was Link. The link of it. Basically, the link of it gets discovered. He meets Paulie Shore and Sean Aston. Yeah. Then they kind of graduate and they get older and then he just... Yeah. He lives his life. He gives himself the name Charlie. Like, he gives himself that name instead of Link. He's like,

I don't want to be Link anymore. And then he... I gotta be a person. And then he decides to eat himself inside of a room. Yeah, then the whale starts, man. It's like, oh shit. The dude should have just stayed buried. It's like, oh shit. This dude should have just stayed buried. He's like, my god. God, stop eating. What?

He probably should have just stayed under that pool. I can just order food to my house. I eat because I'm on hop. That movie just hit too close. Where I was like stacking two pieces of pizza, been there. I don't. I've been there.

I know. I'm so fucking hungry. All you gotta do is just keep working out and then you could eat all that garbage Yeah, that's what I was feeling to it's like well he's not moving so that's the problem like I do the same thing Yeah, that's half the fun. You can't do that got to get out and walk at least walk Yeah, that's half the fun is they're not moving just eat that sounds so fun to me Dude, I bet it is really fun. It doesn't sound bad.

I mean, therefore the first few years is probably way fun until he goes to leave and he just, he's like stuck in the doorway. So I'm like, yeah, and he can't get through and he's like, ah, fuck, that's when it would suck when you can't leave through the door. Was that in the movie? What the part when he realized he couldn't get through the door, I think. Yeah, they left that part out. Yeah, that's not a scene.

That's the blooper reel. That was like, that's in the other one. Once we tap into this universe and all the storylines within it, after Lake of itch, of course. Yes, the Brennan Frazier, multiverse. He's also the guy from the mummy. I think monkey bone fits in there somewhere too.

It's pretty great. I promise it does. I think monkey bone fits in there somewhere, too. It's pretty great I promise it. Oh monkey bone underrated underrated film. Please go back and watch monkey bone. I don't remember monkey bones The girl grows up to be the bedazzled woman, right? Right what happened exactly? She's good the young girl was good the phrase or verse dude Elizabeth Hurley Oh, yeah, he was on fire for a minute. Oh, yeah, I love Elizabeth Hurley Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about You're not who are you talking about? I'm not the girl in the whale the movie. Oh My young girl was good. You're like she was she was on fire. I thought you're talking about the star of bedazzled in which case

I was like yeah, I've seen that. Yeah, dazzle? Oh yeah. It will be rock, dude. Elizabeth Hurley is the devil, right? Oh my, yes. Is that a spoiler alert? No. No. I don't really have a lot of memories of Be Dazzled. What's the,

you don't know. I remember the cover pretty specifically. Yeah, it's pretty much the cover. Yeah. Red dress. The cover is just her and a red dress with like the, the Satan's like, pitchfork above right. Dude, I got to check out the bedazzled spot

Yeah, like the bedazzled and like the curse of comes underneath and it's a pitch for it. Am I crazy? Yeah, it's fucking you're exactly right the font on it is fucking Lage where's Brennan Frazier and the posters? They were just like you're good. I think he's kind of like laying down on the bottom with like Restonnes with monkey bones And there's a monkey by Well monkey bone isn't that about him going to like hell. They're both like demonic Maybe that's why he didn't have a career monkey bone. I thought monkey no monkey bone He's an artist isn't he he like draws and then his characters come back to life

and get him, it's like, like, Roger Rabbit kind of, or something like that. Yes, but he dies. The origins of art itself are satanic. Go ahead. I believe that Monkey Bone, he dies and goes the hell and then like, his drawing is like with him. Okay, I was wrong, her tail.

Wow, so yeah, he just did a hell series. Yeah, he was on a real hell run there for in the mid 90s. Well, that's why he wasn't in Hollywood. He started to get into Satanism. He got to Satan. He's a whole world god crazy. He jumped into hell and they're like, yo, we can't do this here.

Yeah, that's the story with him for sure. Yeah, I think he just chilled, right? No, I heard, I think it's like a real conspiracy theory. Like evidently he outed some powerful person on like maybe abusing him or something. And then they said, I thought he literally like hurt his back doing stunts on the mummy and never fully healed.

I swear to God, this is what I heard. And it hits close to home for me because I'm like, I can start in the whale here in like 15 years. Oh, yeah. Because you're so fucked up. Yeah, right, right. Because you're so I'm relating to a burning phrase here. Oh, reboot it, getting that universe.

Definitely the whale too. Blake, do you remember like, though that issue of variety for a long time ago where like a bunch of studios like took out full page like thank you, Brennan Fraser for being like the best actor in the mummy. Do you remember this? Is this who we are?

I feel like we experienced this together and it was wild. No, but they do that during a ward season like in variety like studios will pay for whole pages like saying like you did a great job. Well yeah, that's back when they used to do magazines. Right. Well this was a long time ago. Yeah, that's back when they used to do magazines. Right. Well this was a long time ago.

Yeah, it was just a, it was a... Maddie Water magazine. Blake still gets a hard copy of the trades. I love it. Damn, right I do. Daddy, what are magazines? He's a box office this week. No, he doesn't read the trades.

He reads US Weekly and shit. He doesn't read about the business. He's super important. US Weekly. I important. US Weekly. I listen to US Weekly. I got no water troops are doing over there. I don't give a fuck man. Here is USWEKL.

But what is it called? Isn't it called US Weekly? What is it? Us, dude, it's us. It's us Weekly. Stars are just like us. Not stars are just like US. Pizza Pizza. So I thought it was like USA like Weekly. Like everything that's happening in America us weekly stars are just like us not stars are just like us beats a pizza.

I thought it was like USA like weekly like everything that's happening in America with the stars. No, no dude. I swear to God. I did not know. Come on, bro. Yeah. Up here we go. Producer sliding in our chat.

Uh oh, here we go. This looks serious. This looks serious. Yeah. Here's the real Fraser. Okay. Who's going to read it? Oh, yeah. This looks serious. This looks serious. Yeah, here's the real Fraser. Okay, who's gonna read it? Oh, yeah, this is true. This is right. Who's gonna read it?

Okay, so Fraser claimed that he was the victim of sexual abuse in Hollywood. A legend that former president of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association sexually abused him and he alleged that he had squeezes ass and sexually assaulted him. Right. There it is. Yeah, this is Hollywood, baby. Yeah. This is... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. There it is. Yeah, this is Hollywood, baby. Yeah. Yeah, this is... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, tons of times. You're not gonna take, and I've apologized for that, but like, yeah.

Oh, it's a taint, no, no, no, hold on. It's a little bit more specific. This says it's a taint touch. This isn't just a squeeze of the ass. Oh my God. Move it around. This is a finger in the taint. This is unacceptable behavior.

That's unacceptable. Oh, this is bad. Thank you, God. Oh, sorry. Oh my God. Riches Ron grabs my ass cheek and one of his fingers touches me in the tain Yeah, that is unacceptable. Yeah, unacceptable to me to me Unacceptable am I crazy and I'm not making light of this

The like it seems like you are wasn't that just called like a goose back in the day when that was like a It's not what you call it depends on what the vocalization was as this happened. No, we need to know. Yeah Did he say Right, didn't like wasn't a funny bit Where it really does depend on the guys that context where the guys like Frazier just got Goose It doesn't matter how funny the bit is both people have to be in on it. I'm not saying I'm just saying you what. What me? You said

you think Goosey is funny. Did I just say Goosey is funny? I said it just I was just saying what's what's interesting to me is that this had a name before it was like yeah you got goose. Durs your right. Durs I think you're right. This was a goose back in like the 70s and 80s. I feel like this is a goose situation. It doesn't matter though. It doesn't mean it's still acceptable behavior It's unacceptable. I'm not what is happening? Nothing dude. Nothing. I'm just clarifying. I'm saying is that this it's crazy to me that this Unacceptable thing used to just be known as hell. You got goose and it was like well stuff was unacceptable That is why yes, well admittedly admittedly this happened back in oh three was on except one of the wild. Yes. Well, admittedly admittedly this happened back in oh three. We are not saying it shouldn't be a war. No, he's not. No, he's not. We

don't know. Highlighting that it's crazy. I'm a man. I'm highlighting that it used to just be a thing and it was assault. That's right. And we were just like, yeah, it's getting goose. Sure. And in oh three, it was a goose. I feel like oh three, it was still goose and time. I don't think so. I feel like goose. The goose was still loose in oh three. The goose was loose. I don't think so. I feel like it could have went either way there. I feel like arguing to go back to goose. When I'm commenting on this how crazy it was for so long that it was just called gooseing and it wasn't taken seriously. Oh yeah. That's what I'm saying. That's insane. Yes, Ders. Okay. Perspective achieve. Why are we piling on Ders? He's just calling something out.

We still have something very similar. That's maybe even more prevalent. It would about like the the nut tap. You know how like that's like a funny thing now. Like, oh, you tap, you tap the nuts. You go, I don't think it's funny. Okay. Let's end it. I think it's funny. Stop it.

And do I think it hurts? Let's stop it. All right. No more. No more. I don't think I've ever done it. I like, I like it. I like that. I like that. What do you mean you like it? Which part? Are you like stopping it or you like to tap itself?

Talk to me, brother. I like it. Was this made popular by Jackass and Co? No, I feel like nut tapping has just been around for a lot. I know it's been around, but was it made a popular phenomenon? And I don't think it's more popular now than ever. In fact, I would say it's really on its way out. Yeah.

If anything, we gotta hold on to these great American traditions. Like, uh, like the countryside. And nut tapping, fricking sea. And is that just called a cup check? What are we calling that? What is that? Yes. Yeah, that's like a cup check.

It's a sack tap is what it is. It's like, oh, gotcha. I know where your sack is. I don't know what it means. What the fuck does that mean? Why is it a third? It doesn't mean anything. It's just like you're just, you know, punking your friend. It's getting another guy. What is it? A display of you love it's how you Adam shows he loves some. Yeah, it's how I show. That's how I show love. Yeah, is it like a display of dominance? Is it a dominance thing? Is that what it is? I'm attacking. I'm tapping your sack. I'm dominant. Well, I don't feel like the more we read into it the weird kind of get

Yeah, what is it? What is happening? I'm just wondering cuz it has happened to it has happened I mean, you know, it has it happens. So what the fuck is that shit? Who's doing? I think it's the fact that maybe you know for a while Males didn't know how to show emotion towards each other. So it comes out in ways where you, what do you mean you and your voices to show emotion all the time? We're very good at it. I have a great friend base. We're very good at showing emotions.

Hugging kissing. Kissing. You guys would just suck each other's dinner. No, we didn't do that. We didn't do that. No, we would hug and we would kiss out of them. Painting, painting balls. We would hold each other tenderly.

Cuck's cuddling. No, we would like hold each other's cuck. Like you watch TV shows together, hold each other like cuddle. That's fine. You hold each other's each other. No, just each other's bodies. Yeah, you keep firing out of them. Like shoulders. Oh, okay. All right, that's just clarifying. Yeah, it's fine either way. Oh, yeah, you guys have seen a massage circles. That's right. Yes. We're theater kids. Yes, absolutely. You can feel a little bit better. Just a little bit.

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on the iHeartRadio app Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. Speaking of theater kids, Kyle, thank you, Blake, thank you, Adam. What's up, dude? Theater kids, what's up? I Speaking of theater kids Kyle Thank you. Thank you Adam. What's up to theater kids? What's up? How was Cons cans pizza. Oh, can you do this cans, right? We were corrected saying can Can read some books can no no, no, it's just can no us can it was great It was great. You know I flew into Nese and that was nice. Oh Don't give him points. I don't touch it. You should have said I flew into Nice and that was nice. Yes point

You think so. I was kind of thinking about it. I thought I just did the straight forward one. You know what I mean But that was the joke. All right. Go ahead. Joke is you mother fuck jokes on you Oh, I'm still jet lagged from it so that's why fair enough I want to hear dude what what did you go in did you sneak in any cool parties any cool people do you hang out with anyone super interesting what happened no that's not as well the vibe is we we just kind of hung out my brother and I and we we met with a lot of financial people to you know figure out you know other avenues of financing films and stuff like that. Any promising roads for them? Quite a few. Yeah it was actually very eye-opening when it comes to very nice. Yeah it was very nice.

It was nice to hear. Okay here we go. Yes points! Wow guys, you take it, you take it and you run with it and I really like it. You turn it into something special, thank you. What's happening? He ruined the moment. I saw the red carpet of the Marty Scorsese flick, which was cool. You saw the movie.

Did you see the film? No, that was like the biggest upset is like, some of these tickets are going for like $1,200 if you can get them, but that's my biggest. Whoa! That's my biggest and like bummer of the whole trip is that I did not get to go into the theater and watch a fucking movie.

How do you do that? Is that like, do you just go on ticket master or like, can't you finagle through agents? Yeah, wait out, what's the deal there? No, you're getting fired all your representation yet and got moved to the farm Isaac. No, no, no. I mean, that seems like a you should have went through the agency and seen if you could get the hookup in some way. Even if you do have to pay something, yeah, you know,

well, I had an opportunity to do 1200 for the Marty's score. Says you won for balcony seats. And I was like, I'm not going to do that because it was just One available and me and my bro were hanging out and we were also getting on last dinner with the distributors So we were like right well, we're gonna go hang out with the distro people Yeah, but it was but but I hear it's like the the best theater in the whole world and I heard that on our last night They're like this is it sounds the best it looks looks the best. And I'm like, of course, of course it is. So looking back 1200 is a steal. Should I have the seats that move and shit? Is it 40? Is it smell of vision?

Yes, debocks. It's all, all debocks. It's the best theater. Yeah, dude. They shoot at the very end, they shoot you to your feet. So that's why they always have like 15-minute standing ovations for every goddamn movie that's ever. Yeah, you can't sit down. Dude, that was kind of wild like being like, okay, wait, you hear all the news and the news is essentially the movie got this many minutes of standing ovation. Yeah, it's like, it's like in the end of Jones. Yeah, in the end of Jones gets six and a half wimpy standing. Oh, minutes. Well, they just liked it a little bit. I know. They're still doing it with West Anderson's foot

because it came out like Tuesday. They're still a bottle of steel. They're still standing. They still have it. And it's unbelievable. They had to cancel their flights. They're like, yeah. We're clapping.

I'm still clapping. We're clapping. I'm not stopping. We're clapping. I'm not stopping. There's still clapper. But when she's gone home, he's halfway done shooting his next movie. Your hands are just bleeding. Asteroid City got a free day standing over. Oh, god. I mean, yeah, but like, so wait, did you say Indiana Jones didn't get a decent standing up? They were talking shit on the, oh, they were like, it's not, it was wimpy,

it was kind of pathetic at times. It's not the strong news. So you think the movie's not good? Because I'm kind of excited for it. Yeah. Are you? Really? Yeah.

I mean, that's lying. Dude, it's going to be fine. Like, I feel like, I can, is a little bit, people are a little fancy there. You know, maybe Indiana Jones isn't for the fancy can folks. No, I definitely agree with you. They don't like monkey bone, fuck them.

They don't like monkey bone in bedazzled, they can fuck off. There it is. There's somebody's opening. I kind of was weirded out. I don't think monkey bone or bedazzled or game over man would crush at can, you know. You need to know the numbers. Yeah, dude.

Yeah, game over man would crush, that'd be sick. I bet it would have. You think game over man would crush it can, you know, you need another number. Yeah, dude. Yeah, game over man would crush. That'd be sick I bet it would have you think game over man would crush it can goodbye. Yeah, I think we'd get like fucking We get a lot dude. How many minutes how many minutes for the 13 dude? I think zero because the audience would have La No, no, they because they would understand what we were doing the first penis we cut off They would have been shouting in the theater. That's what they need, bro. Yeah, this is where they watch like anti-Christ.

There's a couple of dicks getting cut off in that movie or at least one. Yeah, dude, that is so cannabis to cut this off in our movie. Yeah, that's a nod to can. If anything, it's like right up their alley. Yeah, that's art, dude, that's art. That's real shit. We did that.

Now, is weed legal there? Can I sell can weed drinks at can that be good cross Well, like on the red carpet set up a booth. There was no you can't get marijuana you can get CBD there It's like California probably 10 to 15 years ago Is what it is? What is CBD and why is it a thing dude? It's great question Not even a real thing. And people lie to you and say how real it is.

You're claiming not real. That would be interesting if it comes out that CBD is just totally false in all the placebo. Oh, like COVID. Whoa, dude, I bet it's something. There's like the tiniest amount, but I don't know. I've been giving that stuff to my kids, to rub on my

hip and groin and knees. And I'm lathered in that shit, dude. It didn't help at all. I did it for weeks and weeks. Really? It does seem like a scam. I'm like, wow. And I was like, this, I don't feel any better. I don't feel anything when I take CBD either, just mainly because I'm used to THC though. And I'm like, well, it's not changing my head. So I'm not like, it's not changing my head. It'm not I'm not Me too. Yeah, it's not if it's not changing my head's probably not doing shit, you know what I mean? Okay, I think we know what CBD stands for what's that what's the Can barely detect a damn thing Can barely detect a damn thing? Yeah, man.

Nice, nicely done. Not my favorite, not my favorite. Oh, man, nicely. I was hoping somebody else would jump in. Can't be dank. Can't be dank. Yeah, okay. Can't be dank.

Couldn't be dank. Oh, give yourself points. I liked it. Yes, points. Yeah. Nicely done, everyone. Yes, points. Oh, nicely done, everyone. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. D-B-D.

C-B-D. Campbell Drow. Yes, points. That's what it is. They're all canned. We got to think about our C word. Okay, all right. Killing these acronyms, baby.

Crushed C-B-D. This is a clinic cuz bamer Yes Yeah, bamer god, why don't you just go we well cuz bamer god aren't fair enough? Hey, but THC that's hot chronic Whiteboard in front of you How are you doing this stuff? Are you taking notes? I'm a fucking beautiful mind, dude. Yeah, this is got a wee plant right next to him Look at this dude. You see this yeah, when was the last time Blake? You don't let's out you right now

You don't really smoke weed right what's the last time you spoke? No, what's happening? I'm blowing drill on the nightly bro? Oh my god, do you? Wow is that right just flashed a piece of teamwork again? This dude smoke with cows goes to the house yeah, man Best get to That you have pezz ready to go bro. Oh, there's something so I'm springing in ready to go. Bro, there's something sus. Bring it in. Something sus.

We were the last time you smoked. Two nights ago. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I'm back on my. So serious, the most serious question. Hard hitting. Yeah, I'm doing that.

That's such like a, that's such like a ninth grade or 10th grade question where you're like, no, seriously, you don't even smoke weed. When was the last time you smoked two nights ago? Okay. Yeah. Okay. He's telling the truth, guys., all right, he's telling the truth guys. Okay. Hey, he's telling the truth guys.

All right, that checks out. Yeah, one friend standing out for him. Yeah, no, he's telling the truth guys, I was with him. I saw him. It had to be yesterday. I kind of been back on it. Yeah, no, he called me. He sent me some weird texts.

He's like, it's true. Yeah. It's true. I'm back on it, bro. Good job, like, dude. I've been off and on it for years. When did I last smoke weed? Yeah, dirt is what about you Ders?

We're bad. Man, smoke weed. It's been a long time. I don't even know really. Gummies. Gummies every once in a while. Oh gummies every once okay. Yeah, I'm I'm on a all day every day Can't completely nice dude. Yeah, dude. It's pretty sick. Waking bay and it is illegal to drive your car and smoke weed because that's where I do it the most. Yeah, you are you are they don't like that say DUI that is a DUI. Yeah, well, yeah Adam Adam I'll just say you were not alone in that one, but I will not be Guys that doesn't seem like I'm alone in it. I don't think you're alone in that one Adam I'll say that much right here right now. Yeah, okay. I'm very incriminating pot

It's a he's in here. Yeah Just saying he's not alone in that allegedly allegedly allegedly sure I'll say that yeah, I'll say that. Yeah, I don't think it's encouraged to be driving and smoking that is a no He's doing it shut up I'll eddie, dude, but Blake. It's the most fun. Yeah, if it's not encouraged Why is he doing it if you wanted to make your drive more fun smoke weed? Okay, it wakes it way better All right, but you don't I feel smoke enough. Maybe you couldn't handle it. Maybe you would crash your car Oh, is this a challenge? Oh fucking rip a ball right now. I'm fucking race

down the 405 dude. Whatever. I would love that. I wouldn't because I wouldn't trust you. Also, you wouldn't. You'd be going hell is slow. I guarantee it. You'd be like fucking gripping the wheel. Just like you take the wrong turn somewhere and decide you live somewhere else now. Yeah. White knuckleing a left hand. Unprotected left hand turn, dude. Sorry, I drive safe. Sorry about it. No, no, it's all good. I like it. Yeah, this is true. Have Nuckling a left and unprotected left hand turn dude No, no, it's all good. I like it. Yeah, this is true. Have we ever talked about Blake's driving on here? I think we have we have you guys talked about how slow I am and how I get lost and shit Steering wheel because you're so frustrated about missing a turn But fuck off is my favorite part shows up with bloody knuckles

what okay bloody knuckles I don't show up with bloody you don't punch your you don't punch your shit anymore anymore it was reading stories from scary stories to tell the dark I thought she used to punch your shit back when you were a fucking oh Richard scary this is the way sorry but like I thought you used to punch your shit Richard scary is like the, no, that's the fucking little worm dude. Yeah, that's lowly low What are you talking about little Richard? What he said bloody knuckles and that's like a scary story story telling a dark I think his bloody fingers but whatever what's the author who did that his name's like Alvin Schwartz dude I'm so confused as to what you guys are talking about. I know I know now I'm these are books Adam

These are books we're talking about dude I gotta do a take a shit But you were just talking about Blake punching a steering wheel. He tried to a does it there's there's nothing a reference And I got totally sidetracked because I can see the pictures of this book in my head I also am like flexing on you like these are books, but they're legit children's books. These are novels we're talking about. Yeah, I just saw the scary pictures in my head. Sorry, Adam.

We're talking about children's illustrations, too. Oh, Adam, you haven't read Winnie the Pooh and Christopher Robin, the giving tree. Oh, you don't know frog in toad You know Little critter come on you don't know shit about Clifford you know what I'm actually reading a book right now Oh my god guys. I'm reading a book. What are you reading? Oh shit? I don't what's up? What's up? I'm doing it. What is it fucking thing sucks? I'm reading the running man. Oh What's up? I'm doing it.

What is it? Fucking thing sucks. I'm reading the running man. Oh. Whoa. Hell yeah, dude. I've owned the book for like 20 years. I bought it at like, I don't know fucking what.

And then I just have always kept it and been like, I'm gonna bring this on vacation. Never had. And I just cracked it open. It's so different than the fucking movie. Oh man. Read some books. That's kind of weird.

Like running man. And also like the fact that die hard was a book first like it wasn't called die hard though Right, but like no that's crazy that those were were novels before they were movies because those are just so with jaws What else Harry Potter um Jurassic Park yeah Michael Craton Michael Crite in the man 10 commandments. Yeah, it's a trip It's like it's nothing at all like the movie. So for people who haven't seen Running Man It's an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie about a dude. I don't know if I've seen Running Man. You've never seen it. I don't know if I have Gotta see it. I'm gonna admit it too. I haven't seen it either. Whoa

You guys have never seen Running Man. I'm admitting it. Wow. I'm tired of pretending I've seen stuff. Yeah, I know. Hey, dude, me too, Kyle. I'm tired of pretending. I'm over it. Sorry. Yeah. No. True. Oh, you guys need to watch it. E immediately. It's actually legit. So the graphics super duper, super duper bad because I do get throwing off when I watch graphics. There's not any graphics at all. Yeah, but you're gripe? No. On Warga Hallex, when we had a fortune-femester on a guy with like a ice cream cart, like rams into her car, the guy that was on set that day, I was losing my shit because it

was Chico from the running man. Yes. He's the guy who drove the ice cream cart, right? Correct. And I was like, yo, can I get a picture with you? You're legit. What the fuck did I do wrong? And I was losing my mind.

His head gets blown off in the running. You have to see this movie. It's incredible. It's basically a TV show where you are running for, it's a do or die TV show. And if you reach the end, you win the prize. So it's like Hunger Games style? Yes.

Okay. Yeah, but they bring out like convicts. And it's a chance to get your freedom, but the fix is in. Like you're not gonna get out. Yeah, because the ratings are not that good. Like the TV network is also like the government. So it's all like, it's very cool.

So the book is radically different. It's kind of similar, but you can just enter it if you want to. And then you're just being hunted around the country. And people can get involved and be like, I fucking saw him and like get money for calling you in and getting you call. That's why no one is saying.

It's also like, there's like, races, I don't know, man, like. Damn son. I'm like, what, it's written by Stephen King. It's a Stephen King book under a different pen name. Oh, really? He had a few of those, right? And I'm just like, what, yeah, he wrote like,

Stan by me. Stephen King wrote so many fucking books, bro. I mean my god I'm like at least it tons I think he has zero memory of writing kujo, right? Isn't that something that he actually has said right because he was just He would slam like a case of your ade right? Yeah, that's fucking cool buzz balls. Is that real? He was he was an alcoholic? Yeah, I love it and a co-cat He's a co-cat too, man Thanks so Stephen King was fucking cool. He used to throw down. Yeah, man

You're like what are all these chicks and Lamborghini's he's like I'm writing a book bro What do you think yeah trying to write cool Joe too? He lives in like a weird haunted house and like made or something, right? Yes, Stephen King has written and this is what Google says Guess how many books he's written 1536 36 no, no, no, I'm gonna say it's 150. I'm gonna say it's 69 He's over 100 dude. I'll say over under 70 over under 69 under 69 Here's where Google's weird it says at least which is a weird thing for Google's say you'd think it would know right at least

76 okay 76 76 fuck. Yeah, I think like isn't green mile like eight books or something like that like yeah But they're little ones. They're little doggy. Yeah, I think like isn't Green Mile like eight books or something like that? Like, yeah, but they're little ones. They're little doggies. Yeah. Hey, what, what did the phrasing of Google at? What would they say? At least.

At least. Yeah. So maybe that's what they're talking about. They're like, Remile itself is. But he wrote under a different pen name, Richard Bachman. Richard Bachman, I don't fucking know what it is. Richard Bachman. Bachman Turner.

Why was he, was he like ashamed of writing these dope past movies or dope past TV shows or dope past books. Yeah. He thought runny man was wack. He was pretty. He was embarrassed by the way. I don't know what to compare it to because I haven't read a book in a thousand years. So I'm reading it. I'm like, is this good? Do you think do you think you know how a lot of people watch movies after they were books and they're like, oh, the books away better. Do you think there's any possibility that you will finish this book and be like, fucking book, dude, it's better. Not yet. Not so far. There's no way. No, because Arnold's not in the book. If Arnold's not in the book, it's not better. That's what I mean. Like, can you walk this backwards? Can you walk this backwards? But he's imagining Arnold the entire time.

You can't help it, I'm sure, right? He's not. He's not. It's a different kind of guy. Everyone's like starving. No, but you, huh? You're imagining Arnold, right? No, because the way he's explaining this dude

is constant, like, he's emaciated. He's like, he's a bitch, he has no muscles. He's not Austrian. Well, then how did Arnold get cast? Because they wanted to make a fucking action movie. I mean, the premise is cool. Or it's just like inmates getting hunted, tada tada, but they also like made him wrongfully imprisoned

and like, you know. You got a root for him, you know, you got to, you can't have a criminal. That's why they got Arnold. You guys gotta watch Running Man like tonight. Maria Conchita Alonzo is in the mix, dude, it's so good. Yeah, I'll watch Running Man AS AP.

It's one that I've always wanted to watch. I'm gonna actually make a note. It's also super duper quotable as far as like when he kills people. Yes. Every death has like a sick line. Yes. Let me make a note in the sick notebook I got

from Cannes Film Festival. We should remake it with Adam as buzz saw right? Which one's buzz saw you'll see when you watch it tonight and you'll be like that's me dude It's he'd like the one with Down syndrome or something. What are you what are you doing? Adam? No, you'll be stoked Man's man, not everything to put down dude. Not everything's like sloss Hands man, not everything to put down dude, not everything's put down like schloff. Yeah, yeah, totally. I'm just sloth. They're like, oh, Adam for sure should be plus all.

For sure. Remember in the 80s where like you just had to be big, like wrestlers weren't shredded. They were just kind of like big guys. Longage. God damn, they weighed a lot. So this guy's like, you just have to be heavy. Okay.

All right, well, I'm heavy for sure for my size. This is your whale. You're gonna do great. Oh, thanks Dude, no, no, he's he's not fat. He's just like a big guy, right? Like a Bull. Are you calling me a big guy right now? It's just like yeah, you can move some weight, right? Like when you walk it Let me ask you this. You walk into Home Depot People don't say can I help you right? They assume you know where you're going, right? Just Adam walking to Home Depot. Well, they might see my back brace that I currently have on and they might. Does Adam walk into Home Depot ever?

Yeah, no, I don't. I'm going to Home Depot. That's the question. There's no way. Oh, really? You gotta go. No, no. I went in today.

I felt like shy of the buff, dude. Ready to run. What? Wow. I'm just like on research for a project or something. No, that's what he said he wanted to do. He did that podcast and was like, I just want to like work at Home Depot.

Oh, that's time. Oh, that's, yeah, that's possible. I fucking love me some Home Depot. Yeah, he's like, I just want to like have people come in and have like, saw their problems, like come over here, I'll 12. Yeah. I'm supposed to go do a, I'm kind of a low-scare myself,

but get him. Bitch, low-sign myself, but get them Bitch, I'm hanging through these big things. What are you guys going into home Depot for? I'm about to grind some shit. What were you doing at home Depot man? Talk to me about the oh Oh, I'm fucking love tools. So here dude. I had the most insane day yesterday, right? So okay Beverage fridge outside. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, crap down on me, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, do you think it would be okay? Oh, God. And it just doesn't fit. It barely just doesn't fit. So I went and got a electric or like a fucking grinder. What's the cabinet? What's the cabinet made of?

It's cement. Oh, yeah. So you're fucking, you got a mask and some glasses and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're going to grind the cement. Grind for a minute. Like a quarter of an inch or maybe're going to grind the cement down. Grind for a minute. Like a quarter of an inch or maybe half an inch. Oh my God.

That's pretty long. That's a heavy, heavy project because you've got to go the hole width or the depth of the fridge. Yeah, the depth of the hole depth. No, no, no, it's just a facade. So it slides into an empty cavern. Oh, okay, okay.

So it's empty inside. Okay. Oh, wonderful. So you just have to do like about like how how much you grind in with three inches Two and a half inch facade. Oh, yeah, okay, then you can handle that. That's a that's a for real band I think I can do that and I'm gonna wear the oak leaves that we got from your bachelor party Okay, I just see Mac Okay, take

Hopefully Emma's like don't you want to get somebody and I'm, no, I have to do this like this is what fucking people do and I'm like, yes, I already have a beverage fridge I'm already disqualify already fucking $200 deep right no, Durs I'm proud of you. Yeah, well for sure you you paid more to buy this tool Then it would have cost you to just get some guy out there that already had it to do it, right? I rented the tool from Home Depot like a God I would have loaned you mine man gosh. I wish we were neighbors. Yeah, dude. You could do that Yeah, you can rent it. Yeah, you can rent it. That's incredible like fucking blockbuster, but for tools Yeah, man make it a home-dee bonite. I did not know that's a thing that's real Blake Did you know this? Yeah, yeah, Wally's we used to have Wally I did not know that's a thing that's real. Blake, did you know this? Yeah. Yeah, Wally's, we used to have Wally's in Concord.

Well, Wally's was not like a tool center. Blake, Wally's was like more of like a get your equipment on. Yeah, you could like it like tractors, like... Like jackhammers, like, or like tractors, yeah. They have all that shit too, but down the ranks. Oh, well, fuck, dude, if I knew that that's a thing that could happen, I'm gonna go get dope tools to play with all the time like I want a jackhammer just to fucking break some shit I'm still gonna send it. Yeah, yeah, neighbors are gonna love you for sure

I gotta go get I gotta go to home depot tomorrow, man I'm getting a fucking pressure washer dude. I got a pressure wash my shit Gotta go that's something you should buy I would argue dude rent me a little Bob I don't rent no I don't play with the whole rental thing You're gonna buy yeah, I buy my tools. rent me a little bobcat. I don't rent no dirt. I don't play with the whole rental thing. You're gonna buy it. You're gonna buy it. Yeah, I buy my tools. I got a real nice workshop.

I'm trying to fill it with quality. I wanted to last for a long time and I always got my ship. You're not that guy, Pell. Just, I rented this because I just wanna, I feel like it's an hour job maybe. Uh, you know, we'll see, we'll see what happens. You never know.

I mean, what if that shit cracks, dude? That's what I'm worried about for you. If you go a little too deep and it's not ready for it. I'm delicate. I got to touch. I got to touch. I believe in you. I believe you.

I believe you too. I'll record it. I'm a man. I just had to throw that out there, because in my mind, that was like worst case scenario when I thought about the project. I'm like, ooh, if it cracks. I would break it.

Well, you just have to know like who, who you are as a person. Like, I know that I would break it, lose a finger, like maim someone, like structurally damage my home forever. You can't do anything with a tool. You're not a tool guy. No, I shouldn't, because I know this about myself. I know it's dangerous. Maybe you're not bussar.

I don't think he's bussar. Maybe I'm bussar. Yeah, I think there's this bussar. It's like when my homie Austin tried to build his family a home. Yeah. Oh boy. What happened? He should have known that he's not the guy to build the home. Wow.

Oh, dude. Well, he was out there with heavy machinery moving trees and shit, dude. He was doing big shit. Exactly. I'm sorry, but what happened with the home? Is it like, has it sunk? Yeah, did his home collapse? No, no, no He fully didn't do it right and he had to hire like spend a bunch of money to have other people come in and fix his mistakes

Which is for sure what I would do and maybe worse. Oh, I didn't know that did he finish it? Yes, and then they had to come no other people other no He like messed up halfway through to where they're like if we don't finish this, their whole project, and then I think he had, Austin. I might be speaking a little about it, and I loved it. I'm going to talk to Austin and find the details. Well, I didn't think he had this many problems about it. I've talked to him about it, and I didn't think he had this many problems. But yeah, I don't think he would tell you.

He's like, Adam, what are you talking about? I just had people come to the foundation. Yeah, I didn't do that, but I did all the frame. No, I don't think you did. I don't think you did. Yeah, I think he was doing a pretty good job. I think he was doing all right, John. Adam, I put up the foundation. Yeah, I didn't do that but I did all the frame. No, I don't think you did I don't think he was doing a pretty good job. I think he was doing all right. Adam I put up the mailbox. Yeah, that's a lot of pressure. No, I think last time I talked to them I remember him saying that he totally fucked it up and needed people to help. I mean, I also believe this and I also

Believe that he wouldn't tell me this. Yeah, yeah I and I'm putting myself in his camp. I think I would also, I saw him do that in the whole time I'm going Austin, don't do this. Austin. You're going to, like the house is gonna collapse on your family. Austin. And I know if I tried to build a home,

it would also the same thing, imagine. Oh yeah, just so many nails. Cause he doesn't have like a real construction background. He's just like any of us. Imagine it's Blake decided to build a home. What the fuck? None of us would trust him to do that. I still don't, I tell you guys all the time

that when the bath that was filled with water man, I'm just waiting to go through the floor. Damn. Why, you put your bath in? No, but I just am like, that's gotta be pretty heavy. You just don't, but those beams are holding. We go on, that's got some integral integrity. What it happens and you guys am like, that's gotta be pretty heavy. Just don't know, but those beams are holding. Let's go on, that's got some integral integrity.

What it happens and you guys are like, whoa, he knew. Durs, I gotta get the grinder out and grind some of my, my, support cord out there. Cause I got a real thing happened in the backyard of pickleball courts coming in, baby. Pizza, pizza. What are you getting like a new surface?

We got this company called picklele Roll coming in that basically like Shout out to Pickle Roll shout out to Pickle Roll dude. They're coming in and they're like yeah, I guess so I like that all these like sub like Companies have sprung up out of the pickleball craze. Oh, yeah, right. It's hot last week It was last week was just mortise ground stuff last week it was last week it was just Morty's ground stuff. And they're like, uh, pick a ball. And like, delete. They like clean up the concrete because it's super expensive to break up the concrete

and like, roll and like, and like, pour new concrete, right? So that's like, I got a quote for that. I'm like, fuck that shit. That sucks. So these guys just like, clean up your concrete and then roll this pickleball court out and like, glue it to the concrete. So it's much cheaper and we'll see how long it lasts.

You know what I mean? Yeah, we'll see how that goes. Yeah, we'll see how that goes. So what is what is the material then the pickleball materials? Is it like a vinyl? Is it like a sod? It's like a vinyl. No, it's like a vinyl.

Yeah. Does that make sense? Like a very thin like vinyl with an acrylic kind of. So it like a kitchen like a your mom's like a vinyl. Yeah. Does that make sense? Like a very thin vinyl with an acrylic. Kind of. So it's like a kitchen, like your mom's kitchen floor. Vinyl? Like, winolium is the kitchen floor. Vinyl is a little bit more harder.

It's a little bit thicker, I think, than the winolium and has a harder surface on it. Oh, okay. Is it like the porous stuff? Where there's, it's like, whole, like it's got holes all the way through it or no There's no holes on it. Do you know what I'm talking about? I do yeah, you're talking about sport court, I think right?

I'm talking about sport court is a name you can trust. Yeah, this is like the news kind of sport court thing Yeah, we'll see what's up. I mean, I'm really excited. I got I got some cool colors coming in. It's gonna be That is sick dude. Oh, gonna be stupid. That is stupid. Oh yeah, that's what you say. Is it custom? Like is it gonna say like Kyle's court or whatever with two K's, you fucking white supremacist? Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa. What? Wow, dude. Yeah, it says it's Kyle's court club with the K. Yeah, dude. Whoa. And you just, the triple K, Kyle doesn't even think think about it his neighbors are just looking at me like Jesus

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So tell me what the custom course can to be. Oh, it's going to be blue and gray and green. Those are the colors that I chose for it. So it's going to be green. Okay. Do it. Yeah. I think about blue.

Me, blue, gray, green. Yeah. Cool. So why, why blue and green? Um, cause they're water and weed. They just all smoke under me. Yeah. We did.

And we're like, you know, cause I feel like I would do like probably like a corn huskers or a clippers cord if I was gonna look like my team colors, but like what is your, what is blue and green mean to you or gray? He's sea hawks till we die. He's got all Seattle all the time. Timberwool. It just, it just looked the best. It looked cool to me.

It means I think it's natural color So my wife doesn't want any unnat like natural colors out there. So she wants like stone Green for ground natural colors. How about brown? Well, it's a partnership. I get I get that Browse does she play does she play ever she comes out. Yeah, she comes out and plays in the backyard a little bit She's getting into it comes out. She comes out. Yeah She comes out to be like why are you not inside? Yeah, that's when you're gonna be done She comes out. I need the goddamn beverage She comes out she comes out. She shall ask if I could come watch the kids at any point in the day If I'm just gonna be playing pickleball day

You literally have no one else out here. How are you playing one-on-zero? I got a ball machine. I have a ball machine. Okay. I have a ball machine One-on-one pickleball for fucking three out Yeah, you have a court back there. You don't like are your friends close enough to where you're at I haven't been to your new house So I I don't know how close you are to the homies. No kids allowed out here either. They come out. What what's the question? Are they close enough to quickly swing by and just play a quick game?

Do you have friends? Is what he's asking? I have friends. I have friends. Do they play pickable? You have friends close by. I have friends and I have a really wonderful neighborhood here So we will be able to get out and play some games and all the kids will be able to play and stuff like that. So it's like, okay, that's cool. It's like that kind of a thing. Kyle, do you live where they filmed Scream, the first movie?

Is that where you live? That's what I imagined. What's the Scream? Like, where is that? Where do they film that? Those rolling Northern California. You've never seen Scream. Never seen Scream?

Yeah, I can't remember exactly the time I'm just trying to imagine the town right now. I think that's a little bit more spread out than where I'm at currently But but yeah, I'm out I'm out here nor Cal cool Beautiful country. It is it is you guys got to come up come up here man. Let's go. It was hang out in San Francisco Let's do the thing dude. Oh dude right after I, kind of was dunking on San Francisco a couple of weeks ago. Now, like CNN's doing a documentary. Have you seen that? We're doing like that.

It's like a fall of San Francisco or some crazy shit, like documentary on CNN. Yeah, I actually did see this and I realized that I had only been out to San Francisco like one time. Adam fucking called it. I called it dude. I'm a job man. Fucking called that one.

If only I would have called it like two years ago and we could have done a doc. Dude, unbelievable. I do, you know what's funny? Like sometimes I'll see like pictures or clips from old movies that took place in San Francisco. Oh man. It's gorgeous city.

And it looks un-fucking believable. It was like the crown jewel of America for a little bit. I feel like yeah, there is Now it's not they're doing documentary on it's fall from grace. Maybe you all the way What is the crown jewel right now of America? City it'd be like Fashion Texas or Nashville right? I don't know man. Yeah, something like that. Oh, did somebody say New York City You know what I read the other name? It's like Nobody said New York City. I like New York. Yeah, but I wouldn't call it the Crown Jewel right now. I read that New York City is sinking

Brown Jewel because of all of the buildings like it's actually fucking sinking. Oh, I saw that I saw I also saw that headline. Yeah. Yeah, what the hell do we call it? And I was like Sad for a moment, but then I was kind of that headline, yeah. Yeah, what the hell? Dude, we called it. And I was like sad for a moment, but then I was kind of like, well, yeah, it's an island. Look how the fucking buildings that are on it. Like, it's gonna damage the structure of this thing. Yeah, look at those giant buildings.

Duh. Well, here's something I read the other day, is that because of the gravitational pull of like the moon and earth or whatever, everything raises and lowers by like four or five or six inches every day. I'm not buying it. Oh, that's crazy. That's crazy.

That's crazy. Fuck it. That's called the tide. No, but I've been talking about the water. I'm talking about like four to five inches. Yeah, so if you lay in bed and just wait, damn, we're screwed. Well, what was this? Is this a bit or is this real?

I need to know permission to ask, does this a bit or is this real? I need to know permission to ask is this a bit or is It's real. Oh, I feel like somebody my kid told me this I'm not buying it your your nine-year-old told you this and yeah sliding Adam's DMs and let him know if it's true or not He's a smart kid, but I mean four or five kids know like how big did does a thing have to be in order? Is it like a mountain stretches, or is it like, yeah, no, like so like the sears tower, whatever the fuck it's called now, Willis tower, or whatever big building in New York,

like it is six inches higher at one point in the day than it is later. Really? So the earth itself is swelling every day. And the producers are just quiet as a mouth. They laugh. They're googling their hearts out right now. They're like, uh, not funny.

This is not a thing, bro. No, no, no. What if that's the earth like actually breathing? Like those are its bright. It's like, wow. I gotta go take a shot. It was the last time we friggin' rift the ball, bro. I like this.

You think that all of the society is on the back of a turtle? Oh, right. Baby. Yeah, wait a minute. The turtle thing is old, old, old theory. Yeah, maybe it's, I don't know what culture claimed it, but I always enjoy it. What was the turtle's name in Neverting Story?

Morla. Oh, I don't know. That's a great question. 20,000 million miles of wood. That feels like a movie that should be remade. Oh yeah, never in that. Never in that. Never in that.

Never in that. I feel like someone, they could reveal that movie and absolutely fuck it up. But it's- No, they fuck it up. I don't disagree with remaking movies like that, that like a whole generation of kids, they wouldn't watch the old version because it's too old. It's like off-putting almost, you know,

when they watch something like that. Yeah, no, I mean, I understand that. Well, my kids watch it. Yeah, but it is a different feeling when you watch it. It's like, it's like, tape them down. Yeah, it's like when we watch it, it was super magical and special.

Now when you watch it, it's kind of clunky and a little bit like, you can see the difference. Like these puppets are bad. That doesn't look real at all. It looks too real. But when you're a kid, you don't know any better. But even now when you're a kid and you look at bad, or not bad, but old technology, I think you clock it.

I think you're, I think you clock it. I think you're clocking these mechanical things. Yeah, dude, because graphics have been so good and like video games are so good now I agree I remember when a super Mario brothers three came out and I was like graphics aren't gonna get better It's not gonna get better doesn't get better That's it and it was just like cuz part of the background move yeah, like move the rest totally. Oh Yeah, for sure like the first parallaxing, that was epic parallaxing.

I mean, I guess I do remember watching like, Clash of the Titans and like the Claymation just look janky. I know what I'm saying is, but I'm dating ourselves. Is that like Argonauts? Yes, it's Jason and the Argonauts. Remember when like, fucking that show like reboot dropped

and then like, Transformers Beast Wars? I wars never find it on CBS. Yeah, and it was like the first like CGI cartoons And it just looks fucking so weird and bad. It's almost cool now. Yeah, they were like blue people, right? Yeah, and then it's just a lot of just empty space like just lots of just one color everywhere Empty space like just lots of just one color everywhere. It's it's it's very trippy to watch full CGI. Same as like lawnmower man lawnmower man is hell a weird to watch now. Yeah. Yeah, so I'm just saying like I feel Like those movies are ripe to be remade to have another generation of kids They fall in love with that story because it is a really cool imaginative totally or come up with an original idea But no one likes original shit, no mom.

No, I was hyped when they did the Dark Crystal remakes, but the Dark Crystal remakes were so complicated that I don't think kids, we kind of talked about it a couple of pods ago. Yeah, they're for adults. I didn't see it, but my question is, did they spread that out over the course of many episodes instead of just making a film?

Yes. Because the fad right now is you have to keep the people on your screen. On the hood. So instead of making just a movie, they're fucking like push it. But when it's fantasy stuff, it's hard to be like, wait, what is, if it's not supposed to just be a wolf

that's talking, you're like, oh, that's a fake ass wolf. We're like, the shark and jaws at some point looks fake to you, right? But when it's a made up creature, a gulf link, some of these things are so well done that you're like, wait, what the fuck is that? If you're a kid. Yeah, like that is what that thing looks like. That is that thing for real. Right. I mean, I'm as a muppet as a guy who works on the muppets,

like the muppets are still hit. Yes, you do. Go off. Yes, queen. Watch it on Disney plus. I think we're number one or something else on Disney plus. Well, we need to see the number number number one or something else. We got to see the number. We're number something on Disney plus. Well, we need to see the number number one or something. We got to see the number number something on Disney plus. That's how well. Hey, yeah, but you know how many people have watched it, huh? You know, we got to see the numbers.

Hey, we've been watched. When does your King Kong King Kong versus Godzilla show come out? Uh, I don't know October. Something like that. Hell yeah, baby. Yeah. I know. Give me a hell yeah. Gemstones comes out. I believe June 18th.

Gemstones. So this will be airing right before righteous gemstone season three, baby. Hell yeah baby. Good for programming. Three, three. It should be four, but God damn pandemic. But yes, season three. It's coming at you. Dogs. Hell yeah.

Six, six, six. Any takebacks, any apologies? Any epic slams? but yes season three it's coming at you dogs. Oh yeah dude. Six, six, six. Any tape backs, any apologies, any epic slams? Any promos? Um, let's see here. I think I might have something because I saw a clip online. It's a self-hating moment.

No, it's a new thing. Take it down. It's like self-hating. It was just when we were spelling Bukhaki. Like I saw the clip, but it was just when we were spelling Bukhaki, like, I saw the clip, but I was so smug. Like, I knew how to spell it. And I was like, yeah, I'm, yes, very good. And that was not a bit. Yeah, yeah, I thought you thought it was wrong. And I'm not. We both were wrong. And I confidently misspelled it wrong as well.

So to be fair, but I confidently was like, oh, yeah, you got it. Like. Like I knew and that actually kind of fucking pissed me off about me. So I'm doing a self-hatred moment in front of everybody. That's our cake. Yeah. Self-hatred moment. I don't like this. I don't like that. I remember seeing that too.

And I was like, is that how you spell it? How we spelled it on the clip? I like candy critique. No, I spelled it wrong and then they spelled it right on the clip. So that became the joke, which candy critique. No, I spelled it wrong And then they spelled it right on the clip so that became the joke which was funny I know but when I saw the clip I was like, I don't think that's how you spell it Well, I've never seen it spelled that way with the I have in the the three days I think maybe I've only seen it spelled wrong. Oh, oh well, maybe so maybe this isn't me

You're going to some bootleg side. Yeah, maybe So maybe this isn't me you're going to some bootleg side. Yeah, yeah X hamster. Yeah, just X hamster X hamster dude. Yeah, I feel like that's a little bit of a deep cut now Sometimes you see a different variety. Yeah, well, okay, so self hatreds don't work self hating doesn't work You know what I mean? I don't need to hate myself. I don't need to do that without pulling the curtain back too far You know what you're having it's saying stuff with a lot of conviction on this podcast will go, will go really far. Oh my God. Sometimes, and sometimes I, well, you know, that'll bite you in the butt a little bit. Yeah.

Yeah. And I think that that happens a lot. And I'm just going to admit that like that was a bummer to watch myself like that. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's a bummer. Real bummer watching me. That's all right. Well, I'll say that I love you. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Real bummer watching me. That's all right. I'll say that. I love you. Oh yeah.

Yeah, I would like to give a, I would like to compliment each other and our friendship. I feel like we are pretty good about telling each other how much we appreciate each other and love each other and we have very positive male relationships and I'm glad you guys don't feel like you need to go sue dick tap me But if you want if you want to like hold my shoulders or Like hold my cock like you do with your friends from back home I guess that's fine. I guess that's fine. Maybe as we call those strong hugs You know what you know what is?

Kind of fascinating about the dick tap is that it's a back of the hand thing right? Yeah, you flick flick of the big you go underneath No one's going if you go open hand on it like what is that a whole different ball game? Yeah, that's a fondle then that's a fondle that's too far. Yeah, so can you not fandal with the back your hand? You can fan duel whatever you want All right guys, well, that's another episode of... This was just barely important. Yes, this is important. Yes, this is important.

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