This Is Important - Ep 140: THIS IS IMPORTANT LIVE From Irvine, California
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Welcome to This Is Important,
a production of I Heart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously
most critically, crucially important.
Today on This is Important.
Do you think that butthole color correlates directly with aerolocolor?
This guy has his dick pierced, there's no doubt in my mind.
Oh, he'll show it to you.
It's right down there.
Hey, Blake, you're ruining the show, dude.
Let's go!
It's coming out, but first, we have a very, very special guest.
Please put your hands together for Kermit the Frog!
Wow!
Wow!
Hey everybody!
Give it up for Austin Anderson!
Wow!
Yo!
Hey!
Hey!
What the fuck is that weak shit?
TII Nation, let me hear you make some noise!
Alright, who's ready for your starting lineup of this? Nice!
All right, who's ready for your starting lineup of this is in Portantan!
Coming first to the stage. Hollywood royalty. King of the Pickleball Court.
I've seen a lot of dead ringers in the audience.
You're a Ruger Lord! Kyle!
New attack! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Nice speech, dude. You're my best friend.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
That is my best friend from third grade.
Well Blake's best friend since third grade, which is fucking cool.
Okay. Up next.
The podcaster you love to hate.
Leading the podcaster in points.
Yeah, you know them.
You hate them.
The leader of the League of Extraordinary Assholes.
Give it up for others. Yes. Yeah!
Yes!
Ders, you are so sick in the Muppet movie, by the way. It was great. Fucking kicking it with you, bro.
Yeah, we had a good time. We had a good time.
Okay. Now for this next one, I need everybody in the fucking building to stand up.
I know I'm serious, everybody stand up.
You listen to Kermit.
Listen to Kermit.
Okay.
They're all standing up.
Okay, now I want you to imagine yourself with a crumpled up piece of toilet paper
because this is how this motherfucker wipes his ass
None other than bumper with the dumper
Immediately and allegedly the best ass on the podcast
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The blue. I really like this next guy. Someone said the glue that holds the podcast together. I don't know if people have said that. I agree with that.
People have said that. I agree. Sort of the cow ripped in on the pot. He's never missed a pod. Never missed.
Okay. Has nothing else going on? You fell off. No, there's no life. He's the hardest working podcast.
Probably because he hasn't got much other than the pod maybe has to cut his hair I don't fucking know I
Don't know
I'm starting to believe that that's actually curbing
The chairman of the board and the face of buzz balls
Blake Anderson!
With the roller bag! With the roller bag!
This is Lackaged Stars!
Wow, we're starting off with Buzbuz, ladies and turns. Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzz Watch where this came from. Come on in the back there. Balls, balls, balls, really throw it hard.
Someone in the back.
Hey, what about the guys in the back?
OK, we're going to get them to the guys in the back.
All right, all right, all right.
That's going to get a light.
Bud light, Bud light, Bud light, Bud light, Bud light,
Bud light.
Adam kissed me.
We're charged. We're goddamn charged!
Okay, okay.
Yes.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Oh my god.
Wow, and then the student...
Break that shit up.
Where's the board service?
Let's hear that board.
Okay, we got a board. We need a board.
We need a tech boy. What's going on? I just need the board up. Let's get the board.
Turn up the board. I thought we did a sound check. We did. I was literally here at five o'clock.
I can't help this. I don't espy on me. I'm sorry guys. Oh, I kind of hear it. Oh, I kind of hear it.
Everybody shut up. That shit's important. That shit's important. Oh, I kind of hear it. Oh, I kind of hear everybody shut up that shit's important
That shit's important. We have to be this quiet during the pod that fucking sucks. We'll do it live
Okay, what's playing again? Just playing live. I'm gonna come okay?
Okay
Wait, dude, you're not okay. Okay, okay
This is this is how we do let's see if it works.
Yeah, wait, wait, wait.
Tire you.
Yeah, good, good, good, good.
Yeah, it does, is it working though?
Tire you.
It is.
Let's just go through them.
Either you have diarrhea or you don't.
That's a classic.
Classic.
True statement.
Classic. What else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, else what else what else? Blake give me a hell yeah
Thank you guys whoa that was a real stone cold moment that was fucking cool
Blake hit us with your favorite what is your favorite one?
Well, it's about you and I can't wait till later because
You said it you said you do it you said you do it what did I say I'm gonna show my dick
Yes, they've all seen my dick.
This crowd has seen my dick.
That's true.
That's the top line.
That's what we're here for.
It's smaller like this.
The CGI budget we had on Game Over Man,
we screwed the roof.
Yeah, we're going to have to.
We're going to have to.
Sorry.
Fuck it. Yeah. I'm going to have to do it live. Sorry.
Fuck it.
Yeah.
I'm going to be here.
So this is different.
This is different than what we're used to, right?
Yeah, we're used to no one screaming at us when we mostly doing it from our spare bedrooms.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is definitely more exciting than that.
Leaning forward kind of very private very like shareable
Feelings hey, can you bring it in real quick? I wanted to ask you something. Did you guys see Adam kiss me during that?
Wow
That's like the only thing that's the same from the regular podcast. What yeah, Adam kissed me rather dramatically when he came out like rather
Dramatically, it's something struck me about those hairy lips
What was that? I don't know
You know exactly I don't know dude something like came over me
And I just I wanted to make a real intimate from the second we got out because that's the kind of you know
This could get out of hand real quick. There's a lot of us here all drink
Well my wife is watching on the livestream
That's okay, yeah, my wife is too. She's into that kind of thing
You know, I'll do anything you're a huge
Now I'm not gonna do it though. Well, thank you guys for coming out. This is a special treat for us.
So, I'm really, oh.
Yeah, damn, I'm really.
The first TII meeting, this is crazy.
I've been waiting to meet you mutants for a while.
Yeah.
Look at them all.
Yeah, a lot of really, really good looking people.
And also, yeah, some less so's, but that's cool.
That's us.
That's who we are as people.
So what do you guys want to talk about?
Should we talk about what we all, we just had for dinner?
You know, I don't want to stray too far, make it too
performative, like, you know, let's just get to what?
Yeah, let's talk about what we talk about on the podcast.
Who we are, what we're all about.
These guys just Kyle and Blake just came to the house.
I know you did, you like big time does and came straight here.
Yeah.
I'm like, it's a big time.
I'm talking about sound check.
Go ahead.
Yeah.
Well, you were like made a big deal about commonerly eating
wetzels pretzels, having caramel apples all by yourself.
I had a caramel apple.
Meanwhile, the rest of us were having a fucking great time.
Dude, I got to put my feet in the ocean and it felt great.
I'm just going to say that right now. It felt great, you know? Yeah, nothing like that. I tell you. Yeah,
I don't know where you were. Dude, I just got, I got a cold plunge. That's kind of the
exciting news. Okay, that's pretty cool. Yeah. That's where you get in cold water. Not
the ocean, not the ocean. The ocean is right there, but this is a different, smaller body
of water. It's colder for parts of the year
Is it colder? It's colder. Is it colder? Yeah, it's colder. It's a cold
punch. But the ocean was cold as fuck the Pacific gets pretty chilly. Yeah, it was cold as fuck on my feet
Well, you didn't you didn't tip your
TIP one. No, yeah, you didn't want true. I didn't punch. I don't have the full
But I didn't realize that like you do have to take care of this cold plunge,
because I was gifted in and I didn't read anything about it.
And man, it looked like, I just cleaned it up before you guys got there,
but it looked the night of the war.
There's no way he did it.
No, I put it, you have to put filters in that thing.
Well, I will say it's so much.
It looked like so many people just in it.
That was the look that it had.
I will say that I legit still itch from going in it.
Yeah, you were saying that. You said you itch.
My body itches. I don't itch.
And I wasn't itching before I got to your house.
Could have been the jizz.
But why don't I itch?
I don't know why you got.
I'm cold plunge.
I ejaculate right away.
I was having them possible.
But if that's the case, why don't I?
Why did it look like a bunch of people just in it?
Dude, I don't know.
Adam just said when he gets in, he immediately comes.
Well, maybe it's not a lot of people.
It looks like one person.
So it doesn't look like that because one person did.
And then real quick through a filth drum,
when he heard the doorbell ring.
Yeah, because we came by on and out.
We all just, without telling me, you were coming tobell ring. Yeah, because we came by on announced. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Y'all don't judge it without telling me you were coming to my house.
That's not true. I told you. I put it in a text message. I said,
Well, I don't read a group text message.
I said, well, be there in 20 minutes. We're 20 minutes away.
That's what I said.
He did say that.
In a group text message.
I dodged those things like the fucking plague.
I know. Well, that's okay.
Hey, we just had a plague.
Let's be a little sensitive.
Sorry. I see some masters.
I see some people wearing masks.
Yes, wait, where the fuck did I put points?
God damn it.
Yes, points.
Yeah.
First points of the day, tally that.
Yeah, tack it up.
I will say, no matter where you live,
you should always be prepared for your best friend
to walk through the front door.
That's right.
That's all right.
Say hello, all right? Thanks, man. And I'm outta here, guys. That's all right. Say hello, all right.
Thanks, man.
And I'm outta here, guys.
Have a good time.
All right, take your luggage.
Thanks Blake.
Oh, he's getting a buzz.
Yeah, I gotta get a buzz on it.
Dude, I like that Blake willed his endorsement of buzz balls.
Has everybody seen the real life?
Can we get my buzz balls for that?
Because let's all admit, they suck.
Like, we're all drinking it ironically, be like,
oh, yeah, well.
I can't be on stage while you say this.
I cannot be on stage while you say this.
Yeah, it's so, I don't wanna get too charged right now.
But they fucking suck.
Whoa.
But they're under a line.
Wait a minute.
We have a live. Wait a minute.
We have a live taste test right now.
Well, who's tongue?
They sucked, dude.
Adam?
They're not like the sweet nectar of Bud Light.
It's Dursus tongue.
Dude, I just said that they suck.
It has to be Dursus tongue.
Oh, good.
To me, luggage roller bag temperature.
What a perfect temp to drink a bubble drink the appeal is before you drink it
It's like fun to roll up somewhere with
Do you want one would I like one by the way this could just evolve into luggage talk if we want do we want to talk
Lugged you ever had one are they carbonated? I don't know I never had what you say we buzz off one time for TI I nation the first
live show
Raise your buzz balls if you got them
Here we go and there's more of this just a disclaimer if I get to three I start to lose control the wheel y'all
Okay, I don't know if I want to see that quite yet. We just started We're drinking these three go one. Yeah
Okay, here they go. They're drinking buzz balls to I love them cheering
I love it. Oh, baby. This guy's having a little bit of a struggle the cause of diarrhea
Yeah, that's good stuff. Okay, so Durs I'm mostly interested
I know how Blake feels and know Adam feels
I'm mostly interested in what your tongue felt
What did you like it or what nobody on what did you like it or no?
Well, no, it wasn't you didn't what you didn't say did you like it or not? You said I'm interested
I'm interested as to what your tongue felt. Yes, is that which isn't a way people talk
Yeah, I don't give a fuck. Well, yeah, but I just went the crowd to know and be able to understand to what your tongue felt. Yes. Which isn't a way people talk. Get to.
I don't give a fuck.
Well, yeah, but I just went to crowd to know
and be able to understand what you're saying later.
So like, do we use SpeakKyle, which is a weird other language?
Well, it hits different.
It uses your language.
It uses your language.
So it's like a family dinner, it's Thanksgiving, everybody's
gathering around, do you go like grandpa?
Your tongue, what did your tongue experience?
What the fuck do you say?
I don't know!
Sometimes I don't have the words, okay?
Even today I was at the doctor's office and dude was like, dude was like, dude was like,
you're doing it!
My groin hurts so fucking bad right now. I'll say that what he said fat
And he's like you know what fats like right and I said yeah
Fat is the thin layer of softness around my whole this doctor's layer
No, but I couldn't find the worst I just said easy. It was doctor brosarx
He was doctor pro'szarks. Yeah. He was Dr. Brozarks. But I just said, he looks like a fat son.
I'll be full of bubble.
Full of bubble.
That's why I said to him.
He said, yeah, full of bubble.
I said, he said, you know what fats like?
Fats like, I said, yeah, it's like full of bubble.
And he was like, exactly.
But just, oh, that's a bad doctor.
No, it's not a bad doctor.
He understood what I was trying to say.
Nobody does.
When you go home for Thanksgiving, they all talk like this.
It's the whole vernacular early newichek.
Oh yeah, the newichek family around Thanksgiving.
It's like a passive gravy.
Oh, he's passed the sloppy sauce.
Yeah, maybe newchus here.
Shoot me the wet brown.
Yeah.
That shit's important.
But you're asking me about my take on a buzz ball?
Yeah, that's what you take on a buzz ball.
Please, spin it positive.
Here's the deal.
Here's the deal.
They definitely catch the eye.
OK.
You're definitely do have a fun name.
They're a conversation starter.
And now they have my favorites.
They have my favorite they have my favorite
boo sponsor which is Blake. Thank you. I like that you support them and like you
know they're not they're not for slamming I feel like we're doing it wrong they're
not for slamming they're just you sit and sip you sip and then you just throw it away
I like this. Your balls are for sipping yeah and then you throw away. I like this. You just use balls are for sipping. Yeah.
And then you throw away.
This isn't on record as the face of buzzballs,
but I think they're actually okay to litter the buzzballs.
They're biodegradable?
No, I think they do.
Like, don't you see them on the sidewalk all the time?
Yeah, because only homeless people drink.
Wait a minute.
No, no, no.
I mean, that cut from the tape, is this live?
Yeah.
If this is live, I'm fucked, man.
This is my only source of revenue right now.
I have this pod in bus balls, and you're sitting on them.
Well, you're telling people to throw them
in a fucking whale's blowhole, bro.
That's fucked up.
And you're literally screaming fuck the turtles.
Yeah.
I would never have- No, and fucking tariff and porpoise screaming fuck the turtles. Yeah, I would never know.
Fucking Tarfin, Purpose, fuck a piece of your fucking food.
These are actually reusable as fish bowls.
Exactly.
See, so like the parents who were out for tonight,
after everyone leaves, come back, you'll find some on the floor,
bring it home for Timmy and Tina and put a little fish in there.
Yep, you're absolutely right.
That does deserve.
Rumble fish.
Yeah.
That's a movie Kyle.
Thank you for contributing. Yeah, that's a movie Kyle. Thank you
Well, you know I'm over here doing my thing
Yeah, outsiders that's like pony boy. Where the fuck is points?
This is
Did you guys ever own a beta fish from like a carnival? Oh, is that what you are like?
Fighting fish. Yeah, fighting. Yeah fish? Yeah, a fighting fish.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we had fighting fish.
Yes, yes, that's what our beta fish is.
The rumble fish.
Adam, just take your pants off.
Dude, no, dude, my hip hurt so bad by hip and growing hurt, dude.
I'm in pain right now. I'm like I got to stretch it out.
There's no way that helps. This is a good stretch. That doesn't help.
You do. This is a good stretch. It is. You kissed me. What are you doing? It opens up.
It opens up the hips. Hold up. And I'm able to stretch out this whole area.
Time for the whole. Okay so beta fish. Have we ever used to feed them goldfish? That's what I remember
and you had to like slide a mirror down the middle so that they wouldn't fight with each
other. Yes, well they would fight each other. Did everyone just go no? No, they said yes,
stirs easy. This is the issue with us doing live podcasts because we say so much dumb
shit. Just a mess. I know people are at home. Right. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's wrong. Yeah, you don't know anything about word Lord to your fucking idiots
Nucki grandma, oh I put a public apology out there for that, but honestly who thought it was right in the first place
My god
See the thing about Kyle is you portray yourself is like this this the smart one of our crew as he doesn't
Tell them
They're coming at me. Yeah, shut up bitch. Oh fuck
Public exit
Talk about my intelligence no, it's that you portray yourself is like the the the the the genius behind the idiots
But then you say stuff that is for sure a naked grandma
Yeah, it's science
Can't argue with that
What I love I
Do in the live show so far is like seeing like a lot of really
What you need to do in the live show so far is like seeing like a lot of really smiling faces. Have you been doing your retrospect already?
I've seen a lot of smiling faces and people are excited.
And then seeing this guy right here, not you.
This guy, not the shiny jacket.
We love you.
Yeah, I love you.
If you wish, I'd have brought a picture of you.
If you wish, I would have brought a picture of you.
Who looks like he's a hired assassin brought here to murder us from the future.
Not you, not you.
The guy right in front of this man,
I, you know who you are.
Who do you want?
I see so many people that look like assassins right now.
Yeah, but I say this is how I want to die.
Right here right now.
On stage, belly full of buzz ball.
Yeah, it's good, right?
Fully spread eagle for my friends.
Adam, it's like your knees can touch together
behind your body.
Dude, I'm telling you this does help the spiritual.
I bet that feels a little good.
I'll look good.
I'll look good.
I'll look good.
I'll look good.
I'll look good.
I'll look good.
I'll look good.
I'll look good.
I'll look good.
I'll look good.
I'll look good.
I'll look good.
I'll look good.
I'll look good.
I'll look good. I'll look good. I'll look good. I'll look good. I'll look good. Yeah, okay. He's just fucked up. What's the point?
So, I think we're Adrian Brody,
it's like a scientist who makes this point
and then it like grows up and he starts fucking it.
And his wife or girlfriend's like,
wait, what are you doing in here?
So, he makes like a, he has like an imaginary friend?
No, it's a real, it's a real friend.
It's a real friend.
It's him fucking the air.
He's a scientist and he starts growing this like big ass maggot and then it has like a cocoon phase
and then it gets titties and like,
a decent face, like a good face.
And he becomes very attracted to him.
And you're like, yeah, you probably,
if you're like, yeah, you would.
And we're learning by doing the podcast live,
the next time we do a podcast live,
I want a big screen that
we're able to put up.
Right, right, right, yeah.
Because you say it's a decent face and that you would fuck it, is that what you're saying?
Adam, I, yeah.
Dursed, yeah.
You have to understand that this is quite possibly the most on-ders possible movie on the
planet.
Well, American Psycho.
You don't even know this about yourself.
It's totally a bit of a lie.
Yeah.
But it's like this androgynous alien that...
Androgynous.
Is that not how you say the word?
I don't think it's in the same style.
No, I'm just saying that.
Well, you do say a lot of words very, very wrong.
That's all I'm saying, but...
It's a great.
Zebra.
This is the most honest movie.
There's this Androgynous. Androgynous. It looks
like dope titties, he said. Yeah. So hello. Okay, no
present. Fair enough. Hey, I don't want to get too charged, not
down here in Irvine. You know, I want to get to the
cars right now. That'd be a good. Wait, are you just going to
explain the plot of the movie again?
Yeah, he fucks an alien.
I know, I said that!
I know, and I said that's the most DIRS movie ever.
I tell you guys, I might have said it on the plot of DIRS.
But when I first met DIRS, we met at a second-city conservatory
and after I was like, oh, this guy's, he might be a serial killer.
Right. He's an assassin. Like you, dude. And after I was like, oh, this guy's he might be a serial killer
In a sense like you like you dude, uh, he might be a serial killer or he's really funny and maybe both and come to my apartment
That's the or you should come to my apartment and we should write something
What are you wearing and I go to his apartment? He's not a serial killer and
We we write together. And he then gives me, he goes, I want you to know
like who I am as a comedian.
And I'm like, all right.
And then he hands me Jamie Foxx's live
from the Foxhole DVD.
I might need security.
Go ahead.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Different.
This is different. There we go. Jamie, he's in. I slip.. It's different. This is different.
There we go.
Jamie, he's in the store.
I slip.
He's at me healthcare right now.
So people have to care.
Towing the story.
And then he gave me the American Psycho.
American Psycho by Brett Eastern Ellis.
The book.
I'm gonna read a fucking book, dude.
I watched that movie.
That's fine too.
And I said, this is me.
I'm about to.
This is me.
But that was a perfect description of Ders and his comedy.
Yeah.
And everyone gets the copy tonight of both.
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, we didn't do that.
We didn't do that.
I'm not going to organize.
There's no fucking way.
Next time.
Next time.
Next time.
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Do we have any OCC pirates in the building?
Oh, that's a good question.
We got some fellow dummies. What's up, y'all?
I feel like there's actually one guy who went and then you guys are sort of lying But nobody went to orange coast community. They're there they're raising
We going right here. I love what the going to orange coast college because orange coast for the people are watching at home
And they're probably so disappointed. They're like I thought this is gonna be better
But well, they're waiting to see your fucking butthole and take you
Well, no what I said was we have to do a
What are they called those an NFT of each of our butthole?
Loose so we do it's like we take it up to
Our actual butthole and then we split it in a forest and then they you can oh it's like yes
Who's butthole holes which so brown so brown
Mine wait, I feel like I feel like they would know I don't know it's rolling dice soon I was like who knows mine is so brown
Don't you feel like every like don't you feel like people would know right away?
Who's is who I do think everyone would know I think they would know. Like when we bought our cars after season one,
and everyone's like, well, that's yours, that's yours.
They would know our butthole.
I have a legit question.
But would they know a quarter of our buttholes?
Yeah, see, that's the issue, because you know bleeds.
I just like, very white.
Like, he bleaches it.
Wait, what?
It's science.
Pink.
No.
It's like a very virgin butthole.
Like, shit, hasn't come out of it.
You're like, what is it going on? What do you think? What do you think my lifestyle is brother? I drink buzz balls
I have diarrhea on the regular dude. No, the thing is you
You drink buzz balls and you shit out your dick either you have
Dario you don't that is not not what happens when you drink these.
Let's do this flavor.
I feel great.
I feel better than ever right now.
But I do have a question.
Do you think?
Do buzz balls kick open?
For days.
Do you think that butthole color correlates directly with
aerolocolor?
Oh, that's a good question.
Yeah.
So, you mean somebody with like very pink, pink nipples?
Yes.
Do they have a very pink butthole?
I love that this is for sure something you've been thinking for a very long time.
I will actually doesn't have as gross nipples as I would suspect.
Well, so maybe you want to take back the whole butthole comment, you know what I mean?
No, I think you have a butthole that's little in kind of tan.
Your boobs are huge.
Okay, wait, this is also another scientific question. I don't need judged to my butthole.'s little and kind of tan your boobs are huge. Okay, wait this is also another
Scientific question he judged my butthole I did and I take that back based on probably
But also maybe did I like that? That's why I open mouth kiss you
Kiss number two it was a open mouth. It'll happen again
It'll happen again. I can't believe this the first time we kissed that's that's why no it's not
time we kissed. That's why. No, it's not. There's no way. Wait, what? Wait, say that again. Say no. I got to get quicker with that one. That one's got to be like on my watch or some
shit. Yeah, not the laptop directly in front of you. okay, be better.
Here's another question, pretty scientific if you ask me.
If the, if the, if the butthole color.
Dude, hey, don't act like you didn't know this is what it was going to
defile them to.
Within like 15 minutes where I are.
Yeah, like in some ladies and gentlemen.
Talked about what the coal plunge and some jizz my coal plunge
I
And then immediately to bottle roasted me
Like it's cool cuz like blickets appear gets back in the groove and you're like your dad is here. He's right there
Oh, yeah, shout out to my dad
Oh, yeah, shout out to my dad. We're not my dad.
Very loving.
That's a freaking soul for right, dad.
Tim, go ahead, stand up for the people.
Tim, go ahead, stand up.
Come on, Tim.
Tim, go ahead.
Tim, brought us to the whole scene.
He doesn't have hair, he doesn't have hair like me at all.
But if I can get back to the butthole shit,
that was tough.
Yeah, let's be honest.
I'm serious now.
I'm a serious now.
So if you think that the color of the butthole correlates directly was talking about. Yeah, let's get out of here. I'm serious now. I'm serious now. I'm a lot of old shit.
If you think that the color of the butthole
correlates directly with the color of the aereola.
The nipple, yeah.
The aereola, okay.
So you know, I was like some aereolas
are bigger than others.
Do people have different sized buttholes?
Do you mean like, do you mean tight?
Yeah, I want everybody to discuss it for five minutes
and then write it on a piece of paper and send it up.
I'm carrying two different blood holes.
Yes, I've seen quite a few blood holes and they all seem to be about the same size.
And you know what's interesting, when women get pregnant and have children, the nipples darken, right?
So the baby will find the nipples, does the butthole darken?
Yeah, you come down with your sad, sad, sad.
And Adam, you'll, as you get older and you invite children into your home, these are the
kind of things you'll, you'll, you'll talk about.
Is that right?
Oh, yeah.
You're all talking about your children's butthole, so that's...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no to find the but hole match the drinks real haha haha
haha
yes
I do know and that is
so wow wow that's the only reason I'm
normally
haha
normally
well I feel like we've all seen enough porno that we know the answer to that I don't I don't
I don't think we've run the side by side I don't think we've run the side by side. I don't think you've got the side by side covered.
Right.
You'd have to run a side by side.
That's all I look at it for.
You'd have to be like, OK, those nipples match that but hole in this instance.
And then those nipples match that same but hole in this instance.
And then if that is.
This was literally my shot.
This was literally my science fair project in junior high.
Oh, man.
This was your diagram. This is right here. I had butles in junior high. Oh, man. This is your diorama. This is right here
I had butles and I
See points points. Yeah, okay. God damn have a diorama
The cause of diorama the cause of that is build on what you did
Yeah, I'm on die
Ram so
Very shite. I think about Orange Coast community college. Okay. Go off go off King
Is there like because there's a ton of dummies like me and Blake but then every once-while people use it
To then go on and be doctors, you know
They like go there and then they like transfer somewhere else so good school and
No, and then they become like doctors and lawyers and shit
Are there any people that went on to become something great
after going out to see?
How many doctors are in the building?
Oh, right.
We go, what?
Kind of one.
Our crowd has four doctors.
Okay.
Wait a second.
Right here, she's like, raise your hand.
He's like, I'm not a doctor, stop it.
I work at, yeah.
You're working on your PhD.
And what?
Oh, okay.
A doctor of chemistry.
A doctor of chemistry.
That counts.
That's a doctor?
Is a PhD a doctorate?
Yeah.
Is that, is a PhD?
So what does that mean?
It's not an MD.
It's a...
We're back.
I'm a dumbass.
It's a what?
Right, but like you're not an MD.
You're a...
Right, so what's the like, is it more
doctor, like, isn't there like an initial thing?
Philosophy.
A doctor.
A doctor.
That doesn't even sound like something that's real.
Chemistry is a philosophy.
You went to school for five years for chemistry and then they, you call yourself a doctor
of philosophy.
He's like, I don't know.
Because I didn't think that meant it.
Fuck. You call yourself a doctor of philosophy. He's like, I don't know, because I think that means if you know that,
if you put a Mentos into a Diet Coke, that should explode.
That's not philosophy, bro.
That is so it.
This guy works for Buzz Balls.
Who's no doubt in my mind.
Hey, if Sam is out there, we'd like some more Bud Lights.
Hey, okay.
I'm a dumbass.
And it's a controversial thing, right?
I've never heard that.
We're drinking
bloodline we're so charred take that what you will happy pride I heard a happy
pride she likes it that's very cool that's very cool no one gets that joke
uh played by were yes points Blake and I were inducted in the OCC Hall of
Fame we were we were too long ago yeah yeah cool man wait five people clap for Blake and I were inducted in the OCC Hall of Fame. We were. We were.
Not too long ago. Yeah.
Yeah, cool, man.
We went five people clapper. That's it bro.
Yeah, we're in the Hall of Fame.
It was so tight right before the like big ceremony, you know?
And they're like, how man, it's so great that you guys came here and graduated from OCC.
And Blake's like, yeah, because he did.
And then I was like oh I
didn't graduate. Neither of you guys. I dropped out to talk about my butthole
professionally. Disad I'm gonna sh-shut up. Don't talk about that. Yeah, was it really? You already made like the plaque. What, did you go to this as well?
I did not go to this event.
No, I did go to OCC for a couple of hands semester.
This is for me, this is for you.
I gotta ride for my guy.
I know you think I don't love this man.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh yeah, I love it.
You love him?
No, I just said I know they think I don't love you.
That's all.
You love him?
Okay, okay, fair.
But you're not in the whole fame also?
No, I don't think I graduated a semester of money.
Neither did, but you, they got some money.
I left way early, these guys stayed.
I went up to film school.
Frickia Sia.
It's the Saminol.
Frickia Sia.
Sam, wow, clutch.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, Pete's a pizza. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
I'm still gonna send it. Damn that one
This is the way. Let's give it up for Sam everybody
Delivering the nectar of the gods
Bud lights
Oh my that's that that that that that that doesn't make me happy that you weren't I appreciate that in the package deal
I appreciate that the more words you say the more it makes me sad so like as well so like
It makes sense to you. It makes sense
Yeah, no, no, I'm actually sad like I barely
Actually said to the Dean. I appreciate you not bringing Kyle into the gosh dude
Thank you when I said I was sad I lied. I was lying. It makes me
What was that? No, it was the one before that. Well doing live
But how how fucking long did you go to college?
Didn't you go to college for like two years three years or something like that?
What's community college? You're only supposed to go for two years
Well, see I hope you go for two, then you transfer to some fucking school where
you wear a pony hat and shit.
Which is what I didn't do.
That's the part I didn't do.
Dude, the craziest thing is Kyle was legit a teacher, bro.
Yes, I was.
Well, do it live.
That is the craziest thing.
It's crazy.
But I was teaching you anything you do.
Could you imagine being in his so class?
I would smoke weed with him so fast.
No, no, no, no, no. So fast. That's the coolest, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Mostly older. Yeah, most of them were older. A lot of older folks. And like, so what's the deal?
I mean, I just kind of owned up that I was fucking young,
I guess.
I don't know.
I just did it.
I knew what do you mean.
I just got the job and I fucking talk.
Well, he's talking about having
and maintaining a sense of professionalism.
Yeah, I fucking all your students.
We're talking about that.
Small weed everyday.
That or just like, all right, this dude definitely
will buy a week from me. Like, how did you not just become the world's biggest drug dealer?
I did so. I did so we to the other teachers. I did so we to the other kids. Yes.
Hey, you can't fire him now. He made it. No, I did. I did. It was like a different.
It was just a different time
We'd I had it remember when we were selling a lot of weed
Fucking play cool man
I guess it's legal now. Yeah, whatever that arrow was that was when I was teaching so I fucking was no
It was legal. It was it's legal to smoke it. It's definitely
Yeah, but not to sell it on we tell him about selling it dude It's legal. There's fucking stores everywhere. What do you mean it's legal to smoke it. It's definitely legal. Yeah, but not to sell it. Oh, my God, I'm not selling it.
Dude, it's legal.
There's fucking stores everywhere.
What do you mean it's legal to?
It's not to like go outside of the spectrum improv.
And so we don't be a fucking nar-dude.
These guys are cool.
Yeah, these guys are cool, man.
I just want justice and order in society.
These are his hands.
Well, you don't understand what's happening.
But yeah, I've found that.
We were pushing a lot of weight there for a minute, dude. It's kind of sick. I don't know if you have the right. What it was was we would do like math like drunk and be like Adam would you get the pilots license.
That's what it was.
And that's what it was.
You're like let's get into numbers right guys.
Numbers.
Well, no, we were making.
I was telling it went into our drug dealing and put it in the
car.
I was like, I don't know if you have the right.
What it was was we would do like math like drunk and be like Adam would you
get the pilots license.
That's what it was.
And that's what it was.
Let's get into numbers right guys.
Numbers. Well, Well, we were making
I don't know it went into our drug dealing empire.
Are we basically Johnny Deff from blow, dude? Well, that was the biggest
inspiration for this. Just as fat like what he was sad looking like
to the end of the movie. We want to grow remember she saw that movie.
We wanted the part that you watched just the first half We just wanted that part numbers. Are we selling?
OUNTSES to people yes, are we selling QPs?
Yes, are we selling P's?
Not I didn't sell any P's what would a PB a pound?
Yeah, dude. Oh, you don't speak drug like live up to your hair. What is happening?
Remind me for my persona.
What is a pee again?
Bro, I don't know the math.
I just pounce.
I just spoke what's past to me, bro.
Hey, later tonight.
This is Blake later tonight.
So has anyone here smoked a bunch of pee's tonight?
Oh, no.
Yeah, people are so disappointed when they really
get to know Blake.
And they're like, they're like dude
You want to go skateboard and he's like, I don't know how to do that. Yeah, that's it. That's gotta be a real
We'll go to we'll go to Big Bear mammoth or something bring the snowboards you ready to rip
Like well, let's just smoke a bunch of weed and play guitar. Yeah, let's just play guitar
Let's just fucking jam out for a minute. I don't know how
But you give the boy a game controller. He's got it. Oh
Right. I'm a fucking loser man. See you were crying or crying dude. You're not a loser. I love you. I do a great
Permanence what lunch table are you sitting at? What lunch table?
Yeah, let's talk lunch tables right now.
Okay, let's talk, look at lunch table.
I love this, gee.
I will say, I went to the same elementary school,
junior high and high school as Kyle.
That's so exciting.
That's so exciting.
Hey, that's true.
Shout out to Concord, California.
Woo!
Woo!
I feel like we need to shout something out
that everybody does, but does everybody have a butthole?
Yeah, that's cool.
He needs the energy.
Wait a second.
One guy.
Why is he crying?
The guy in the, has got a butthole.
He hasn't shit in 65 years.
No, Kyle and I, we were kind of like our,
our own lunch table.
And it was the coolest day I've been in the school.
What is he about to say, dude?
We had our own handshake and everything.
Kyle and I, we kind of did our own thing.
Kyle would dance and I would film, and we were fun.
Me, their mom's loved us.
So you guys, I think you guys were great.
Love you, baby.
The cool kids in your group,
but then definitely there was like a school shooter
in your group that like he didn't shoot up a school
because he was your friend.
I was like after that.
Well, that's a testament to friendship.
Yeah, that's why friendship is very important.
And you got it, everybody knows that one friend
that could have like taken a hard left.
He felt it.
And it's because you were friends with them.
He didn't shoot up a local target.
That's right, stay.
Being friend.
Yeah, let's give it up for being the friend of the weirdo.
Dude.
Friends.
Yeah, friends.
Friends.
And maybe we don't even call them weirdos.
So they don't shoot up schools.
Maybe that's not a cool thing.
The fucking weirdos.
Shout out if you be friend at the smelly kid, all right?
Oh, OK. Why the smelly kid, alright? Okay.
Why the smelly kids worst than me in a weirdo?
Well Kyle had a lazy eye for a really long time.
I did.
I did.
I don't know what happened to it.
What happened to it?
I fucking don't know what happened.
He wore corrective glasses for like 10 years or more than that.
More than that.
Since I was eight.
And then 122.
22.
We talked about this. A doctor goes, well you shouldn't be wearing those glasses. He I was eight. And then 122. 22.
We talked about this.
A doctor goes, well, you shouldn't be wearing those glasses.
He took off the glasses and then like a week or two later, and just straightened out.
Yup.
Yup.
I didn't need the corrective lenses anymore.
Fucking crazy.
But I was wearing it.
Adam, what lunch table are you at?
Wait, what did he say?
Oh, man.
I mean, but there's the same doctor that told you you had flippy flabby flabby fat
You need flippy flab for your brother. You got to wait for your flabba
He's like, you know what?
That's a flabba. You know what obesity is, right? And you're like flippy flabby
And he goes to see him like flabby flabby
But mental retardation is, right?
Well, wiggly bomb.
It's just the way my family speaks.
It's the way my family speaks.
I can't stop it now, you guys.
And now it's just a pleasure to stare into your eyes.
So Adam, I got you.
Adam, what table were you sitting at because I guarantee
it was like what, abacrombie or some shit
I definitely had a I definitely had a white baseball cap that said
University of
Wait like a white hat is a white hat. Oh Oh, I didn't even wear a white hat, dude.
Really?
And I look like a white hat.
Yeah, do you have hot collars?
That's way worse than me wearing a white hat.
Were you wearing white hats?
That's like a duke lacrosse player move.
Yeah, that was my dream.
Yeah, I guess it like panned out.
Yeah, it works out.
It's be part of that crew.
You lose. No, I feel like my groupanned out. Yeah, we're part of that crew. Yeah, you lose.
No, I feel like my group was like,
there wasn't, we weren't talking about education much.
It was a lot of like...
Oh, no, but...
On Monday morning, it was like trying to...
It was Monday, it was Monday at lunch,
figuring out where we're gonna drink, you know,
Keystone Lights the next weekend.
What are these fingers doing?
Okay.
That's a good observation.
Dude, I'm a professional.
I just don't want you to lose that mic.
No, it's a professional comedian.
Have you ever seen Chris Rock do stand up?
What's he do?
With his little fingers.
The guy's all fingers.
He's like, maybe he's rock.
Wow.
But they're together.
They're like, it's like Penguin Flip.
Yeah, he does like weird shit with his fingers.
He's like, look at you. You're really, you're not it's like penguin flip. Yeah, he does like weird shit with his fingers
Getting better as I do my mind mine was
Thank you. Thank my lunch table was like a lot of people who now like have cirrhosis of the liver
Perfect future alcoholics was mine lunch table. Oh
Trash this is sad. This is sad. This is bud light
Adam remember when I went to Omaha and down in everybody's basement They got a shelf like dedicated to their empty-yagur bottles that fucking believe me away. Yeah, dude. We party. What's up? Okay
Yeah, you get it. Nebraska is there's not much else to do but drink heavily
Yeah You know and just the cornfield gets a little old after a while because I like that
But I don't think that would be cool
Yeah, there's a lot of drinking good football at least for in the 90s and now it's I love the 90s
The 90s
Favorite decade big 90s fans here 90s rock and also early 2000s maybe best generation of music puddle of mud
Puddle of mud that on the same level is like a
You find out Adam only knows puddle of
Puddle of muds baking
Yes, you fucking hates me
Yeah, dude
It's like fucking epic
Right
Put a mud god fucking damn it. This fronch is that not put a mud?
That's not put a mud. Okay, so we got the world's number one puddle of mud fan right here
I'm spiraling is it or not?
Okay, okay, I put a lot of thumbs up a lot of thumbs up. That's a false alarm
Wow, that's crazy and also you had like bug cherry at that time.
That's fucking awesome.
Okay, okay, and there's some.
And there's some, you crazy bitch.
Fuck so good, I'm on top of it.
Nucky Grable.
Yeah, you got a little kitty wiggle when you
sing that song.
You crazy bitch.
This was like a super skinny tatted out guy.
Oh, dude, that guy was on all the heroin.
Yo, that is, yeah, that is actually a really good YouTube whole
because his live shows are crazy, yeah.
Yeah, he had them, yeah, some sexy hips.
I don't know the band, but I remember seeing a man
who made me be like, feel something.
Something is my, my thing.
Yeah, something moves.
Enjoy your butt light.
So wiggle.
Very shaggy, Dylan.
And then they also had this song.
My dad picked me up.
My dad went through like a midlife crisis
when I was in high school.
And which is what I'm probably going through now.
And he picks me up in his truck
that he just got like six subwoofers and tweeters
and all the fucking, all the dumb early 2000s audio gear for.
And then he is picking me up from school.
It's at my freshman year in high school.
And I come out and she's just fucking blasting.
I love the cocaine.
I love the cocaine.
Were you in high school with your dad?
Yeah.
Yeah, my dad was like a cool senior.
I was like, my dad was like, this is the Ron S.
Yeah. Yeah. Hey there, Lola Liga. Tina Turner was my first crush. My dad was like this is the Ron Nets
Tina Turner is my first crush. Oh my god. Wait a second. This is going
Wait a second. That shit's important. His falsetto is the Wait a second. Hang on. Hey, sorry bumper
That cut's the you're a beautiful singer. Thank. Thank you. Thank you. Sing it something else. Oh
Shit, sing us something
I something are you gonna do a false set oh good?
It was good. Okay, by the way my microphone is so fucking cool. Yeah, it is it's very Madonna
We're all little jealous of it. I'm pretty jealous to tie the truth. We could switch in a minute. Okay, here we go
Neh
What the fuck I don't want it
The best part of waking up
Is
Oh, damn pretty good
All right.
Well, we actually, that's a great thing to sink.
I'm just talking to this random audience here now
and they can tell us who did it the best.
Oh, wow.
Right?
Can I go again?
Yeah, you get another shot at it.
Why?
Why did you get another shot?
You didn't do it the best of your abilities right there.
That was the same as the last time.
Are we really?
Mulan Rouge with like... It's better. Christina Aguilar and I feel like I feel like with this microphone I have to kind of fucking
And you're starting Michael Jackson's back
It's like what it what how does Britney Spears out the best
How does Britney Spearson? The best potter wake up.
Oh my god.
It's Paul Jussin-Yahooka.
I mean, yeah.
You could have fun, Paul.
Yeah, that was good.
That's the best.
You can be you too.
Yeah, you win.
You could have Blake you won. Yeah, you won to did we're good you guys aren't even a scene big thumbs up over here big thumbs up over here
Great job, thanks buddy. Thank you. Thank you. Well, you did cheek because it's not you didn't you pandered this is how competitive Adam is by
Dude you you pandered to the crowd that's part of the you think when you go on fucking American idol
You're supposed to be like what we got to do next time we do a live show Adam's
We're the voice guy, which is you just hear you just listen to the voice we're gonna go back
Okay, everybody turn around and then we're gonna sing and then you pick the best fucking voice
No, this is a first-life show. I'm gonna put some fucking
voice. No, this is a first-life show. I'm gonna put some fucking... Oh, why would you cry, Ryan?
Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me,
give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me,
give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me,
give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me,
give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me,
give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me,
give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me,
give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me,
give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me,
give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me,
give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me,
give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me the only person who would hang out with me for the first 18 years of my life
Our lunch table rocked Blake it rocked you love him
See I'm the one that said you had a beautiful voice. I do think you have a beautiful voice
You didn't sing in your voice you sang like Britney Spears
Yeah, what's your register bro? What's your register? I just don't I I
Will take the criticism
I
I
Work on it. I don't know what to tell you. I'm a better false set of singers
You are good at it. That is because your balls haven't dropped or what do we do?
That's
Boxball dropping
What's your flavor dropping?
Great. That's actually a pretty good. I want some money
But like if you have a new flavor coming out and you're like the balls will be dropping on Christmas We're dropping. We're dropping. We're dropping. We're dropping. We're dropping. We're dropping.
We're dropping.
We're dropping.
We're dropping.
We're dropping.
We're dropping.
We're dropping.
We're dropping.
We're dropping.
We're dropping.
We're dropping.
We're dropping.
We're dropping.
We're dropping.
We're dropping.
We're dropping.
We're dropping.
We're dropping.
We're dropping.
We're dropping. We're dropping.
We're dropping.
We're dropping. We're dropping. We're dropping. We're dropping. We're dropping. I right if the people want it. Yeah, it's supply and demand ladies and gentlemen
Supply and demand that's more than 15 and we're in world wide right now. We're live
That is true. We are worldwide. Do you if you guys have it in Ireland would you drink it?
Would you drink the bus? It was like real quick before
Drink the buzz balls like real quick before Chipotle before I got the Blake cosine
Had had by round of applause who had had a buzz ball before
That's the biggest
Unbelievable that's how cool our crowd is we're like a bunch of degenerates, you know, I feel like we could also say like who drank mad dog 2020
Who is drunk fucking battery acid the tiret
Like who mixed a little
For what's it called for oh you don't know you fucking poser?
Yeah, what are you talking about the skater told me about it's um it's like red bull mixed with 409 I want to say the 405 but I'm talking 409 and this guy loves to drive
Okay, other California. He's from Northern California. What are you talking about?
I'm not even a surfer. This is a public execution. I will walk off the stage finish him finish
Rick and see you know, I what I wanted to say is there wasn't I wear Kyle our friends
We all got together and we did drink an entire bottle of our own
Personal robot lesson. Has anybody done that before? Yes, we robo tripped. Yes, you're supposed to drink that like go one bottle per person
That's just called robo tripping. No, I'm saying one one bottle per person. No, no, no, no
He's saying that we all robo tripped. We all robo tripped. That's what we did
Robo tripping you we went to to CVS and fucking got all the the
Tusson that we could and our truck and Robo trip. Yes, and I will say, yeah, it's tight.
I condone it. I think it's bad. I think it's bad. It's cool for it's cool for about
an hour. What I remember about it is it hurt for days afterwards. I remember that.
Exactly. Okay. So the next day we went to Universal Studios.
Yes, and I saw the Fast and the Furious car and I got a picture in front of it that was
the sickest thing that happened.
Dude, I love you.
Fuck you, bro.
But I will say that my brain wasn't firing as normal.
I could have swore I broke it and I was so mad at myself.
I'm like, why did I fucking drink a bottle of robotism?
Now my brain will never work the same ever again.
I was very upset.
Because you're a cool as shit, dude.
I don't even remember the high.
You fucking go hard and that's a fact.
Yeah, because you're a rock and roll.
You were 19, I assume.
No, it was like last year.
You could go to the wind.
Yeah, no, we were like, we were like 20.
Oh, boy.
Two, 22 or something.
Then your kid got sick and you're like,
where's the robotism? And you're two, 22 or something. Then your kid got sick and you're like, where's the robot's ass in?
You're like, ah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Your kid's like, I chew.
I chew.
Daddy's got to go to the store.
I thought we had some.
I really need some robot ass in.
Just a little cayenne pepper.
I'll clear that up.
Don't worry about it.
Oh my god.
This dude's ordering Poyle Loco to the crib,
trying to get his kid over a second.
Shoo. This dude's ordering Poyo loco to the crib trying to get his kid over a
Kind I'm a great father fuck off grow that is true. That is true I don't say that I remember when I first moved to Hollywood. I got a job at the Hollywood improv comedy club and
Hollywood
Beautiful. Yeah, dude. I did
People were drinking fucking cayenne pepper
Lemonade lemonade with maple syrup in it. Yeah, that was a god. Remember that shit
That was a hot guy in LA. We're like actually I've lost 15 pounds
What I do is I just I drink this water
Yeah, yeah, it's diarrhea. Yeah, I know it was a syrup in it
Yes, and cayenne pepper and then in the morning you had to drink
like the salt water that just made you.
I remember just a little bit.
What was it called?
Was it just called the cleanse?
I think it's called the cayenne pepper.
Yeah, cayenne pepper.
It's a shit.
Damn it, LA's wild.
And then they were like and then read the secret.
Dude, I just read it.
I did it.
Oh, that's the same time.
Yeah, that's the secret. No, I did read the secret. And you were like, and then read the secret. Dude, I just read it. Oh, that's the same time, yes. Press the secret.
No, I did read the secret.
And you were like, I will be on a paper bill.
And I will, I willed the early June Irvine improv,
20, 23, and do it.
Dude, I remember.
Yeah.
I remember you talking about that.
No, I did that cayenne pepper diet.
Isn't it early June?
It is, I just never, we've never referred to it as early June.
I didn't know what date it was.
I knew it was early in the June
But I lost 22 pounds in 10 days. Whoa. Yeah, dude. I was I was 21 years old
I didn't need to lose 22 pounds. I looked fucking frightening. Yeah, dick look big, right?
What's up?
It had to well, yeah, no, that's where I lost the 22 pounds
He went from the dick you had 22 pounds in that dick, man
But literally like that next week I lost 22 pounds that next week I gained 28 pounds
Well done buddy. Is that like a pre-thanks giving post Thanksgiving deal? No, it was just like, I did it cause this girl that I liked that worked
at the improv is doing it.
So I'm like, I'll do it too.
Yeah.
I'll live in a little.
Oh, yeah, so we just drink water mixed with cayenne pepper.
I'm not hungry.
For 10 days.
You're hungry.
And then both of us just had sunken in eyes.
It's like, I eat because I'm on hunger.
We're totally gonna get cast in something.
And then it was like the 10 days are up
and then I'm like, well now we're gonna eat cheeseburgers.
And then I had like three cheeseburgers
and somehow those added 28 pounds to my frame.
Yeah, somehow.
Three?
30.
30.
That was like, that was a crazy era
because that Atkins was a whole thing.
I had homies who were just eating
steak and bacon constantly.
Oh my dad did that shit.
Eating hydroxy cut before he would go out.
Hydroxy cut.
Did anyone take hydroxy cut. What is that?
What is that?
What was that?
We sound like fucking maniacs up here, by the way.
What the fuck was that?
Like did you ever make pro-intention with hydroxy cut?
And then your fucking brain broke for a couple days.
Blake, we've established that your oppose are dude.
You're not cool like us.
That shit's important.
Buzzball saves you.
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Well I think we want to do a little Q&A is it about time to do a little Q&A?
Yeah if anyone have any hot questions and we all covered all the butthole talk that that we can handle for one night
So I think Austin grab a microphone. How about in the audience to do a little Q&A for us? We will say this
Don't waste everyone's time
But like the people who paid to be don't waste
Also, but those positions fly but also they better be good
They got to be good and it's it's fun like most this ever or like something that'll start a discussion.
And then also if you think you're a dead ringer of any of us, also you raise your hand and
we can.
There you go, see the book.
Blake wants to do a dead ringer off.
Oh my God.
I've seen so many people that look like Kyle, which is a trip.
Yeah, dude, there's a lot of people that look like Kyle in this audience.
I don't want to see the Kyle dead ringer.
I want to see the Adam or the Anders dead ringer.
That's what I really want to see.
It's another white guy that looks like me.
I'm telling you.
The ringer is here.
Wow, dude.
Not more standing.
Oh, righty.
Hey, Austin.
Okay, so there's our friend Austin.
Yeah, you guys are Austin right here. Feel free to ask your question that this guy's a very shiny jacket. All right, homie. What it was?
It's not a question. I want to challenge Blake to Chuck a buzz ball. Yeah, for sure. Let's do. Oh
Yeah, that's easy. Hey, by the way, if just everyone challenges Blake to Chuck a buzz ball. I told you after three
I lose control of the wheel. But kind of funny.
Oh, they're going to race.
Yeah, this is Blake's father.
Is it?
Yeah, that's cool.
Fucking cool for you to come here.
Wait, can you open that for me, please?
I've lost.
Yeah, Blake's nails won't allow him to open a buzz ball.
Here, give it to me.
I, you've seen them in a Starbucks commercial.
OK.
So Blake was in his hands, seen them in a Starbucks commercial. Okay, so Blake was in his hands
We're in a Starbucks commercial and they cut his hands out because he chooses nails like a fucking Wolverine
All right, okay ready?
Five four three two one
Jugg
He won he won won! He won! He won! He won!
Yeah, he won! Congratulations!
Well done.
I would chug a beer against someone like a beer.
Shug gonna beer!
Yeah.
But we would need two beers in glasses.
It's cool that our Q&A is just chugging beers. You could bring me two beers in glasses. It's cool that our Q&A is just chugging beers.
And you could bring me two beers in glasses.
I will measure my dick against Kyle's.
Oh.
I'm afraid you guys are going to see that every week.
Are you free?
Yeah.
There's a lot of tension between Anders and Kyle.
And I just want to know, Anders, what's
your favorite thing about Kyle?
Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh. That wasn't for you. I just want to know Anders what's your favorite thing about Kyle?
So that wasn't for you that wasn't for you that wasn't for you I swear no I was
No I was looking for it. He's a user guys your guy. Do you have a guy here? Do you love him? Oh shit?
Are you married, but he's not here? Okay, well then you don't need to fight Blake. You're lucky for that
I was looking for this one. I was gonna make this guy fight you. I know I I would lose. I was looking for this one. Do you love him?
Yeah, I'm freaking see you the dude can't stop creating thank you on the can't stop won't stop. I admire that
Dude, okay, yeah
admire that Dude, okay, yeah, I'm glad you applaud cuz it's a nice thing but do sincere to
Let's run with being sincere. How do we communicate with each other is we say nice things and then immediately cut each other to the core
I just wasn't finished. I wasn't finished. Can't stop creating shit
Fucking disaster my guy you fucking got me dude you fucking
Bambi bro shut up bitch
You lose you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you
Shut up here we go for a slam off. I'm a dumbass. It's all trash. I'm a dumbass
Trance I'm a dumbass
Right
All right
Very good
Spill the beans
I'm going back to shoot it in the fall but
Let's go You know it's gonna be shot, but it's gonna be good
But I can't say shit about that show. I don't like saying shit about that show because
Wait, hold up are there gonna be vampires. There's gonna be vampires
I have so questions for you dude Kyle Kyle
Don't do it. Don't do it. Come up. Come on. I fucking disaster my jacket a jacket for the show
You're like I'm gonna get seen in this jacket or this is
a regular Harvies coat. I'm pissed now. I got this at
Palm Springs Pride. Yep. Perfect. Yeah. Yeah. Palm Springs Pride. Wow dude.
Am I going to get so many compliments from straight guys that walk a mile?
Oh yeah. Hey Kyle. Hey, you stand out. That looks like the jacket that Harvey Gien wears
in this movie.
This is what I was doing.
Wow.
That's the giveaway that I brought from my house.
Wow.
And thank you.
I love that.
That's what I was going to say, because I was like,
that is the gayest jacket I've ever seen.
So that's, yeah.
So that doesn't make sense.
And by the way, those straight guys,
they were trying to fuck you.
They were trying to fuck you. They were trying to fuck you.
I know, I know.
They were like, hey, bro, I like your jacket.
Yeah, by the way, we're all backstage being like, I do like that jacket.
This is a dope jacket.
This is a really rad coat.
I do like that jacket.
Pass me that buttline.
Because we have a couple of mic issues.
Do we want to invite any, like, a couple people forward with questions to right here?
Do we have a Durs Dead ringer yet?
Okay, let's, we just do Dead Ringer. If anyone's ever pops their collar, they look exactly like
Anders. Anyone? Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. Do we have any, let's get any
Blake doppelgangers up here? We're having a doppel, a dead ringer off. If you
think you look like Blake, come on up. If you don't, please don't waste everyone's harder
money and time.
And whoever looks the most like him,
will leave this stage with some old swag.
I think I only see one maker's way up here.
Yeah, well Blake, I mean, one guy is walking up
that he looks exactly like Blake.
He's already way fucking cooler and hotter.
We can't do this in Orange County, dude
We can do this in Tennessee
Better Blake better Blake facing your student say goon yeah, dude
Better Blake
Blake
Blake
Nice or Blake, can you get out? Better Blake. Nice. Wow, we got another Blake.
Dude, we got another Blake.
Turn around.
This guy, senior student.
Pretty good.
Nice.
Pretty good.
And then everybody, dad, take a bit from us.
The other guy just has long hair.
I don't know if that really counts.
Really cute.
Everybody shout out to a T-bub my best buddy
Give it up. You might have known you might know from the bros arcs. That's the homie
Him and his brother slept at a barn together
Picture you guys are so hot. I love you dead ringer thing. We squeeze a bagel if you guys don't get the fuck up here right now
We saw you waiting in line. There are like seven Kyle Yeah're the thing is there's no one wants to admit that you ruin this
for us we're gonna fucking find you oh there he is that's the guy oh shit dude
isn't there a guy like it's in it let this guy just walk away with the chair potentially
Freaking see
Friendship do you love him? I'm assuming I'm still gonna send it
Damn
Wait, I got a better I got to give him a gift. I got to give
Man you will oh
We have we have liquid IV for everybody
No, this bro is no bro you We have liquid IV for everybody. Uh, yeah. Get it, get your stuff.
No, this bro is, no bro, you, you're lit as lit as.
Hey, wait, wait.
Give me where you're fucking buzz balls.
Well, of course, I got buzz balls for days, dude.
Good stuff, guys.
All right.
OK.
We all need to see this.
This is like a Gallagher show.
I feel great.
Yeah. RIP. RIP. R.I.P.
R.I.P. to a legend. Okay, wait do we have it? Oh, we need a Adam dead ringer. That would fucking get my let me see your best Adam
Yeah, wow nobody I see a guy
This guy's coming down here. Here we go. Here's a problem Adam. Yeah
Yeah, hell yeah, we got one
What have wine?
We got it. We got him. That's a good
Here you go. Do you even lift bro? Do you?
Here you go. This is a little tote bag with a water bottle from better. How that's sick?
Here's the camera here
Good dead ringer dude that is a guy with brown hair
No shit dead ringer
This man was hit by a truck when he was 12 years old as well
Wow
Okay, guys, you take that back because then if I have to take that back to my house my wife will kill me
You got that hey, you're walking great. How's your growing?
Popos out definitely definitely popos out
Oh
Oh, okay serial killer and how is your growing?
That shirt is tight, my girl is killing me. What is that shirt?
Is that a TII?
Yes, do you have a heart card?
I have a question.
Hold on, hold on, I have a question.
Did you make that yourself?
We found another two, we have a question for you.
So when you charge your merch, this is a popo style.
Okay, that's your idea.
I can't say.
You're being a little too atom right now. Yeah. Okay, okay, okay, that's okay, I
Little two Adam right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah
And then do you have a question here?
That's a good question. She better have it. Bitch, you better have it.
Oh, that was cool.
Bitch, better have my honey.
Okay, there we are.
That's probably the first time I've said that since the show.
This is like the most wild librarian in the building.
Wait, you know what?
You get a buzz ball, Katie.
Yeah. I don't got honey, but I got
buzz balls. Honey.
Chaos. This was like straight out of an 80s movie where like the grandma's like, this
has some crazy shit. Yeah, dude. Anders, it's like looking in a fucking
air. You know, no, this might be the best. I was just gonna say, oh my God.
You're just gonna give some beyond raw concepts,
ex-pre-workout to any tall honky.
Okay, sit.
Amen.
This guy has his dick pierced, there's no doubt in my mind.
Yeah.
Without a doubt, you got a Prince Albert for sure.
Let's go.
From all the fucking you're doing, real that caffeine is crazy. Yes, please be careful with that
Let's go not dude party. Do not if I take that after like 10 a.m. I'm up till 4 in the morning
Yeah, no, but to be fair onters fucks like tiger woods
He like takes sleep and then he like takes that and then he's like oh
And he loves a dren.
So make sense.
OK, I never told you that.
I never told you that.
Oh, you got a question?
We just want to smile at we with you guys.
Wee-oo.
And that's where you didn't nail it as Anders,
because he's the least spot smoker on the crew.
True.
Yeah, damn, dude.
You kinda out of your soul, sir.
Can we have that back?
Can we have that back?
Just kidding, just keep that.
You want that.
That's like $60 or something, sure.
Yeah.
You can sell that back to G&C maybe.
In exchange.
Honestly, I know, Travis Mugweed,
you can snort a line of that and be up till Sunday.
Oh, man.
That's my guy.
We saw it.
That's a bagel.
All right, thanks buddy.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Who's going to chug this beer with me?
That's who we need.
And I want them to be, don't act like you can chug a beer and then get up here and you
can't chug a beer.
You need to be at elite level, beer chugger.
Here we go, we got a question.
Hey, how's it going, all eyes on you?
What's up?
Relax, she's got a question for me probably. I see up? Relax. She's got a question for me probably. I see buzz ball sunglasses
She's got a question for me probably
Where you went to where?
The shelter land, which is the sponsor by Buzz Ball.
Yeah, I knew that.
I'm gonna come.
And the one who wants to give me a Buzz Ball for some Buzz Ball
sunglasses.
What do you want?
Did you know what that was?
Yes, I did.
Yo, she came up here for a trade he's contractually obligated to trade a buzz ball for sunglasses
I'm pretty sure I have those but by the way buzz balls is watching like this right now
Can you believe it? Yeah, this is unfuckin believable?
Dude, there's like thousands and thousands of people watching this online.
And that question is true.
Here's the deal.
We have to get to the point where we do take backs.
We do a politics.
We gotta get to the point where we do our take backs apologies.
I want to buzz off with some people.
For sure.
I'm going to go out there because I'm like,
I, well, we do need, where's the world's greatest
sugar?
That's who we need to come up, come up here.
If you're the world's greatest sugar.
I'm gonna get the sugar.
Yeah, and I'm gonna, I have the marine world mic, so.
Oh, Blake's.
Take one.
Take one.
Take one.
I gotta get these people in the back.
Take one, please.
Do not braid his hair.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Do not braid his hair.
You guys have the rest of that.
Hands off the hair.
Guys, this is sick.
Okay, Austin.
We're gonna buzz a little bit.
What does it say, I said, look at this profession.
I was like, Blake is gonna derail the whole show by jumping into the crowd.
You want handing out the ball.
You want a professional?
B-Y-O, bear ball.
Are you the guy?
Heart, you got it.
That's why he's like super humble about it.
I'm kind of scared.
He's like, maybe I don't know.
That guy's trouble.
He's swallowed the glass.
Ask the question.
Leave.
Yep.
Yep.
Hey Blake, you're ruining the show, dude. We got the question. Leap yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Hey Blake you're ruining the show dude. We got a question
She
Yeah
May we get a shout out and
This may be a shout out and may we get me and your picture with y'all and you may
I just have you with you.
No.
We're the chugging part question.
If you're the chugger, that's a three part question.
So long.
So he shout out to this is important Facebook podcast page.
Hey, he's giving a shout out right now.
He just did the thing that you said.
All right, the Facebook podcast, shout out to Facebook.
Yeah, you did it and then she just talked over it.
So what is it called?
I shout it out.
The Facebook podcast, this is an important page.
And the second question was, he got it as good as you did,
to be fair.
Can you get a picture of y'all?
And she wants to slam that beer with you.
And Sam can bring out another,
because Adam can do this all night long.
I've seen it before, it's crazy.
And Kyle.
Yo, bro, I'm chilling.
Kyle took a break.
Not gonna let it happen.
What? Where's your mind, man?
What are you thinking about?
Oh, dude, I'm just thinking about the three-part question.
She wants to come on, say Facebook or what?
I'm still handing out buzz balls.
And this is where the show's fully derailed, guys.
Brrrrr.
I feel like I'm on.
Ninetech skill.
Ninetees.
I know.
Spring break.
It wants to be that, and we're doing it.
Cherry Springer.
Go.
Boppa Sa.
Oh, yeah.
This is for Anna.
Boppa Sa.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
That's what I was going to say. Looks like Adam one. Yeah. Yeah. Oh
We got to get a better one than that. I don't what the fuck I think you Have a few can just pull the chain on that we gotta get a
Like a big this is important like you jumped in the crowd calls to see
No, there's still a tentative
Well because you came back in the sea
No, I didn't end it. Oh, okay,. We didn't do it, take back, apologies.
Yeah, let's do it.
And it does weirdly feel over.
But you have to take back an apology.
I want to take back.
Oh, that's a nice thing since I said about Kyle,
fuck that dude.
Whoa, I was going to compliment you.
I was going to compliment you, but now I'm going to not.
So I'm going to take back the free compliment.
So fuck off.
We're up.
Kyle say something.
No, there's a fly.
Is there a fly over here?
Look at him.
Stop!
He's a fly, buzzing around.
Well, I'll pander to the crowd and compliment everybody
for coming to the first big, big, big, big world.
This is a fun life.
That was weird.
What a weird experiment.
What a weird experience.
I love it.
I do kind of, I do, this is just like,
maybe my personality.
I do want to know like, did anybody regret coming out tonight?
You took a couple of people back there.
You see, it's a fuck off.
Yeah, I get it.
And I got a, I got a baseball for that ass later.
Whoa, for your butthole.
That might be why he is regretting coming.
He's like, buzz ball, huh? Yeah, he's like, there. Yeah but like I. Wow. But we just want to know I'm just taking
you know it's taking tabs because if we do it again we want to go right. Yeah we want
to do it again. Should we do it again? Yeah. I agree. I agree. This was very fun. So, is this one Adam Pulse's dick out? I don't know. He is.
Yeah.
Wow.
Wow.
T.G.
Alan, bro.
You want to see it?
No, dude.
Oh, you want to see it?
You want to see it?
He'll show it to you.
Oh, he'll show it to you.
It's right down there.
You all want to see it?
It's right down there.
Not today.
Yeah, not today. It's right down there. Y'all wanna see it? It's right down there.
Not today.
Yeah, not today.
Maybe on the next episode of...
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