This Is Important - Ep 140: THIS IS IMPORTANT LIVE From Irvine, California

Episode Date: June 20, 2023

Today, this is what's important: The official audio of the This Is Important live show that took place in Irvine, California on June 7th, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 So, there is a ton of stuff they don't want you to know. Yeah, like does the US government really have alien technology? Or what about the future of AI? What happens when computers actually learn to think? Could there be a serial killer in your town? From UFOs to psychic powers and government cover-ups, from unsolved crimes to the bleeding edge of science, history is riddled with unexplained events. Listen to stuff they don't want you to know on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
Starting point is 00:00:30 or wherever you find your favorite shows. It's Tania Sam, host of the Money Moose Podcast powered by Greenwood, financial literacy podcast, where we get straight to the steps to financial stability, wealth, and abundance. And we are back for season two with guests like Will Packer, Rich Fresh, and so many more entrepreneurs and experts sharing how they are making their money move. Tune in for new episodes Monday, Wednesday, and Friday to start getting your money moving. Listen to season two of Money Moves powered by Greenwood on the iHeart Radio app Apple
Starting point is 00:01:03 podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. What's up y'all. My name is Mimi Walker and I'm your resident auntie supreme over at Hamming My Purse the podcast. If you aren't familiar with Hamming My Purse, it's a podcast that's all about diving into and understanding the nuances of black culture from social emotional well-being to cultural matters, mental health and just the life experiences that we have to face every day. Be sure to tune in every single Tuesday.
Starting point is 00:01:30 Listen and follow Hamming My Purse on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio, the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important. Today on This is Important.
Starting point is 00:01:50 Do you think that butthole color correlates directly with aerolocolor? This guy has his dick pierced, there's no doubt in my mind. Oh, he'll show it to you. It's right down there. Hey, Blake, you're ruining the show, dude. Let's go! It's coming out, but first, we have a very, very special guest. Please put your hands together for Kermit the Frog!
Starting point is 00:02:25 Wow! Wow! Hey everybody! Give it up for Austin Anderson! Wow! Yo! Hey! Hey!
Starting point is 00:02:35 What the fuck is that weak shit? TII Nation, let me hear you make some noise! Alright, who's ready for your starting lineup of this? Nice! All right, who's ready for your starting lineup of this is in Portantan! Coming first to the stage. Hollywood royalty. King of the Pickleball Court. I've seen a lot of dead ringers in the audience. You're a Ruger Lord! Kyle! New attack! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Starting point is 00:03:31 Nice speech, dude. You're my best friend. Yes! Yes! Yes! That is my best friend from third grade. Well Blake's best friend since third grade, which is fucking cool. Okay. Up next. The podcaster you love to hate.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Leading the podcaster in points. Yeah, you know them. You hate them. The leader of the League of Extraordinary Assholes. Give it up for others. Yes. Yeah! Yes! Ders, you are so sick in the Muppet movie, by the way. It was great. Fucking kicking it with you, bro. Yeah, we had a good time. We had a good time.
Starting point is 00:04:40 Okay. Now for this next one, I need everybody in the fucking building to stand up. I know I'm serious, everybody stand up. You listen to Kermit. Listen to Kermit. Okay. They're all standing up. Okay, now I want you to imagine yourself with a crumpled up piece of toilet paper because this is how this motherfucker wipes his ass
Starting point is 00:05:11 None other than bumper with the dumper Immediately and allegedly the best ass on the podcast Adam Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa Okay, okay. Did the cameras get that? Did he show his asshole? Okay, okay, and now, last, but most definitely fucking not least. The blue. I really like this next guy. Someone said the glue that holds the podcast together. I don't know if people have said that. I agree with that. People have said that. I agree. Sort of the cow ripped in on the pot. He's never missed a pod. Never missed. Okay. Has nothing else going on? You fell off. No, there's no life. He's the hardest working podcast. Probably because he hasn't got much other than the pod maybe has to cut his hair I don't fucking know I Don't know
Starting point is 00:06:28 I'm starting to believe that that's actually curbing The chairman of the board and the face of buzz balls Blake Anderson! With the roller bag! With the roller bag! This is Lackaged Stars! Wow, we're starting off with Buzbuz, ladies and turns. Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buz, Buzbuz, Buzbuz, Buzbballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzzballs Buzz Watch where this came from. Come on in the back there. Balls, balls, balls, really throw it hard. Someone in the back. Hey, what about the guys in the back?
Starting point is 00:07:28 OK, we're going to get them to the guys in the back. All right, all right, all right. That's going to get a light. Bud light, Bud light, Bud light, Bud light, Bud light, Bud light. Adam kissed me. We're charged. We're goddamn charged! Okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:07:47 Yes. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Oh my god. Wow, and then the student... Break that shit up. Where's the board service?
Starting point is 00:08:01 Let's hear that board. Okay, we got a board. We need a board. We need a tech boy. What's going on? I just need the board up. Let's get the board. Turn up the board. I thought we did a sound check. We did. I was literally here at five o'clock. I can't help this. I don't espy on me. I'm sorry guys. Oh, I kind of hear it. Oh, I kind of hear it. Everybody shut up. That shit's important. That shit's important. Oh, I kind of hear it. Oh, I kind of hear everybody shut up that shit's important That shit's important. We have to be this quiet during the pod that fucking sucks. We'll do it live Okay, what's playing again? Just playing live. I'm gonna come okay?
Starting point is 00:08:36 Okay Wait, dude, you're not okay. Okay, okay This is this is how we do let's see if it works. Yeah, wait, wait, wait. Tire you. Yeah, good, good, good, good. Yeah, it does, is it working though? Tire you.
Starting point is 00:08:55 It is. Let's just go through them. Either you have diarrhea or you don't. That's a classic. Classic. True statement. Classic. What else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else, else what else what else? Blake give me a hell yeah Thank you guys whoa that was a real stone cold moment that was fucking cool
Starting point is 00:09:10 Blake hit us with your favorite what is your favorite one? Well, it's about you and I can't wait till later because You said it you said you do it you said you do it what did I say I'm gonna show my dick Yes, they've all seen my dick. This crowd has seen my dick. That's true. That's the top line. That's what we're here for.
Starting point is 00:09:35 It's smaller like this. The CGI budget we had on Game Over Man, we screwed the roof. Yeah, we're going to have to. We're going to have to. Sorry. Fuck it. Yeah. I'm going to have to do it live. Sorry. Fuck it.
Starting point is 00:09:46 Yeah. I'm going to be here. So this is different. This is different than what we're used to, right? Yeah, we're used to no one screaming at us when we mostly doing it from our spare bedrooms. Yeah. Let's go. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:00 Yeah. This is definitely more exciting than that. Leaning forward kind of very private very like shareable Feelings hey, can you bring it in real quick? I wanted to ask you something. Did you guys see Adam kiss me during that? Wow That's like the only thing that's the same from the regular podcast. What yeah, Adam kissed me rather dramatically when he came out like rather Dramatically, it's something struck me about those hairy lips What was that? I don't know
Starting point is 00:10:29 You know exactly I don't know dude something like came over me And I just I wanted to make a real intimate from the second we got out because that's the kind of you know This could get out of hand real quick. There's a lot of us here all drink Well my wife is watching on the livestream That's okay, yeah, my wife is too. She's into that kind of thing You know, I'll do anything you're a huge Now I'm not gonna do it though. Well, thank you guys for coming out. This is a special treat for us. So, I'm really, oh.
Starting point is 00:11:09 Yeah, damn, I'm really. The first TII meeting, this is crazy. I've been waiting to meet you mutants for a while. Yeah. Look at them all. Yeah, a lot of really, really good looking people. And also, yeah, some less so's, but that's cool. That's us.
Starting point is 00:11:26 That's who we are as people. So what do you guys want to talk about? Should we talk about what we all, we just had for dinner? You know, I don't want to stray too far, make it too performative, like, you know, let's just get to what? Yeah, let's talk about what we talk about on the podcast. Who we are, what we're all about. These guys just Kyle and Blake just came to the house.
Starting point is 00:11:42 I know you did, you like big time does and came straight here. Yeah. I'm like, it's a big time. I'm talking about sound check. Go ahead. Yeah. Well, you were like made a big deal about commonerly eating wetzels pretzels, having caramel apples all by yourself.
Starting point is 00:11:57 I had a caramel apple. Meanwhile, the rest of us were having a fucking great time. Dude, I got to put my feet in the ocean and it felt great. I'm just going to say that right now. It felt great, you know? Yeah, nothing like that. I tell you. Yeah, I don't know where you were. Dude, I just got, I got a cold plunge. That's kind of the exciting news. Okay, that's pretty cool. Yeah. That's where you get in cold water. Not the ocean, not the ocean. The ocean is right there, but this is a different, smaller body of water. It's colder for parts of the year
Starting point is 00:12:27 Is it colder? It's colder. Is it colder? Yeah, it's colder. It's a cold punch. But the ocean was cold as fuck the Pacific gets pretty chilly. Yeah, it was cold as fuck on my feet Well, you didn't you didn't tip your TIP one. No, yeah, you didn't want true. I didn't punch. I don't have the full But I didn't realize that like you do have to take care of this cold plunge, because I was gifted in and I didn't read anything about it. And man, it looked like, I just cleaned it up before you guys got there, but it looked the night of the war.
Starting point is 00:12:52 There's no way he did it. No, I put it, you have to put filters in that thing. Well, I will say it's so much. It looked like so many people just in it. That was the look that it had. I will say that I legit still itch from going in it. Yeah, you were saying that. You said you itch. My body itches. I don't itch.
Starting point is 00:13:10 And I wasn't itching before I got to your house. Could have been the jizz. But why don't I itch? I don't know why you got. I'm cold plunge. I ejaculate right away. I was having them possible. But if that's the case, why don't I?
Starting point is 00:13:25 Why did it look like a bunch of people just in it? Dude, I don't know. Adam just said when he gets in, he immediately comes. Well, maybe it's not a lot of people. It looks like one person. So it doesn't look like that because one person did. And then real quick through a filth drum, when he heard the doorbell ring.
Starting point is 00:13:42 Yeah, because we came by on and out. We all just, without telling me, you were coming tobell ring. Yeah, because we came by on announced. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Y'all don't judge it without telling me you were coming to my house. That's not true. I told you. I put it in a text message. I said, Well, I don't read a group text message. I said, well, be there in 20 minutes. We're 20 minutes away. That's what I said. He did say that.
Starting point is 00:13:57 In a group text message. I dodged those things like the fucking plague. I know. Well, that's okay. Hey, we just had a plague. Let's be a little sensitive. Sorry. I see some masters. I see some people wearing masks. Yes, wait, where the fuck did I put points?
Starting point is 00:14:09 God damn it. Yes, points. Yeah. First points of the day, tally that. Yeah, tack it up. I will say, no matter where you live, you should always be prepared for your best friend to walk through the front door.
Starting point is 00:14:22 That's right. That's all right. Say hello, all right? Thanks, man. And I'm outta here, guys. That's all right. Say hello, all right. Thanks, man. And I'm outta here, guys. Have a good time. All right, take your luggage. Thanks Blake.
Starting point is 00:14:31 Oh, he's getting a buzz. Yeah, I gotta get a buzz on it. Dude, I like that Blake willed his endorsement of buzz balls. Has everybody seen the real life? Can we get my buzz balls for that? Because let's all admit, they suck. Like, we're all drinking it ironically, be like, oh, yeah, well.
Starting point is 00:14:50 I can't be on stage while you say this. I cannot be on stage while you say this. Yeah, it's so, I don't wanna get too charged right now. But they fucking suck. Whoa. But they're under a line. Wait a minute. We have a live. Wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:15:05 We have a live taste test right now. Well, who's tongue? They sucked, dude. Adam? They're not like the sweet nectar of Bud Light. It's Dursus tongue. Dude, I just said that they suck. It has to be Dursus tongue.
Starting point is 00:15:19 Oh, good. To me, luggage roller bag temperature. What a perfect temp to drink a bubble drink the appeal is before you drink it It's like fun to roll up somewhere with Do you want one would I like one by the way this could just evolve into luggage talk if we want do we want to talk Lugged you ever had one are they carbonated? I don't know I never had what you say we buzz off one time for TI I nation the first live show Raise your buzz balls if you got them
Starting point is 00:15:51 Here we go and there's more of this just a disclaimer if I get to three I start to lose control the wheel y'all Okay, I don't know if I want to see that quite yet. We just started We're drinking these three go one. Yeah Okay, here they go. They're drinking buzz balls to I love them cheering I love it. Oh, baby. This guy's having a little bit of a struggle the cause of diarrhea Yeah, that's good stuff. Okay, so Durs I'm mostly interested I know how Blake feels and know Adam feels I'm mostly interested in what your tongue felt What did you like it or what nobody on what did you like it or no?
Starting point is 00:16:34 Well, no, it wasn't you didn't what you didn't say did you like it or not? You said I'm interested I'm interested as to what your tongue felt. Yes, is that which isn't a way people talk Yeah, I don't give a fuck. Well, yeah, but I just went the crowd to know and be able to understand to what your tongue felt. Yes. Which isn't a way people talk. Get to. I don't give a fuck. Well, yeah, but I just went to crowd to know and be able to understand what you're saying later. So like, do we use SpeakKyle, which is a weird other language? Well, it hits different.
Starting point is 00:16:58 It uses your language. It uses your language. So it's like a family dinner, it's Thanksgiving, everybody's gathering around, do you go like grandpa? Your tongue, what did your tongue experience? What the fuck do you say? I don't know! Sometimes I don't have the words, okay?
Starting point is 00:17:16 Even today I was at the doctor's office and dude was like, dude was like, dude was like, you're doing it! My groin hurts so fucking bad right now. I'll say that what he said fat And he's like you know what fats like right and I said yeah Fat is the thin layer of softness around my whole this doctor's layer No, but I couldn't find the worst I just said easy. It was doctor brosarx He was doctor pro'szarks. Yeah. He was Dr. Brozarks. But I just said, he looks like a fat son. I'll be full of bubble.
Starting point is 00:17:47 Full of bubble. That's why I said to him. He said, yeah, full of bubble. I said, he said, you know what fats like? Fats like, I said, yeah, it's like full of bubble. And he was like, exactly. But just, oh, that's a bad doctor. No, it's not a bad doctor.
Starting point is 00:18:00 He understood what I was trying to say. Nobody does. When you go home for Thanksgiving, they all talk like this. It's the whole vernacular early newichek. Oh yeah, the newichek family around Thanksgiving. It's like a passive gravy. Oh, he's passed the sloppy sauce. Yeah, maybe newchus here.
Starting point is 00:18:23 Shoot me the wet brown. Yeah. That shit's important. But you're asking me about my take on a buzz ball? Yeah, that's what you take on a buzz ball. Please, spin it positive. Here's the deal. Here's the deal.
Starting point is 00:18:35 They definitely catch the eye. OK. You're definitely do have a fun name. They're a conversation starter. And now they have my favorites. They have my favorite they have my favorite boo sponsor which is Blake. Thank you. I like that you support them and like you know they're not they're not for slamming I feel like we're doing it wrong they're
Starting point is 00:18:56 not for slamming they're just you sit and sip you sip and then you just throw it away I like this. Your balls are for sipping yeah and then you throw away. I like this. You just use balls are for sipping. Yeah. And then you throw away. This isn't on record as the face of buzzballs, but I think they're actually okay to litter the buzzballs. They're biodegradable? No, I think they do. Like, don't you see them on the sidewalk all the time?
Starting point is 00:19:18 Yeah, because only homeless people drink. Wait a minute. No, no, no. I mean, that cut from the tape, is this live? Yeah. If this is live, I'm fucked, man. This is my only source of revenue right now. I have this pod in bus balls, and you're sitting on them.
Starting point is 00:19:36 Well, you're telling people to throw them in a fucking whale's blowhole, bro. That's fucked up. And you're literally screaming fuck the turtles. Yeah. I would never have- No, and fucking tariff and porpoise screaming fuck the turtles. Yeah, I would never know. Fucking Tarfin, Purpose, fuck a piece of your fucking food. These are actually reusable as fish bowls.
Starting point is 00:19:50 Exactly. See, so like the parents who were out for tonight, after everyone leaves, come back, you'll find some on the floor, bring it home for Timmy and Tina and put a little fish in there. Yep, you're absolutely right. That does deserve. Rumble fish. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:03 That's a movie Kyle. Thank you for contributing. Yeah, that's a movie Kyle. Thank you Well, you know I'm over here doing my thing Yeah, outsiders that's like pony boy. Where the fuck is points? This is Did you guys ever own a beta fish from like a carnival? Oh, is that what you are like? Fighting fish. Yeah, fighting. Yeah fish? Yeah, a fighting fish. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we had fighting fish.
Starting point is 00:20:28 Yes, yes, that's what our beta fish is. The rumble fish. Adam, just take your pants off. Dude, no, dude, my hip hurt so bad by hip and growing hurt, dude. I'm in pain right now. I'm like I got to stretch it out. There's no way that helps. This is a good stretch. That doesn't help. You do. This is a good stretch. It is. You kissed me. What are you doing? It opens up. It opens up the hips. Hold up. And I'm able to stretch out this whole area.
Starting point is 00:21:00 Time for the whole. Okay so beta fish. Have we ever used to feed them goldfish? That's what I remember and you had to like slide a mirror down the middle so that they wouldn't fight with each other. Yes, well they would fight each other. Did everyone just go no? No, they said yes, stirs easy. This is the issue with us doing live podcasts because we say so much dumb shit. Just a mess. I know people are at home. Right. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's wrong. Yeah, you don't know anything about word Lord to your fucking idiots Nucki grandma, oh I put a public apology out there for that, but honestly who thought it was right in the first place My god See the thing about Kyle is you portray yourself is like this this the smart one of our crew as he doesn't
Starting point is 00:21:46 Tell them They're coming at me. Yeah, shut up bitch. Oh fuck Public exit Talk about my intelligence no, it's that you portray yourself is like the the the the the genius behind the idiots But then you say stuff that is for sure a naked grandma Yeah, it's science Can't argue with that What I love I
Starting point is 00:22:20 Do in the live show so far is like seeing like a lot of really What you need to do in the live show so far is like seeing like a lot of really smiling faces. Have you been doing your retrospect already? I've seen a lot of smiling faces and people are excited. And then seeing this guy right here, not you. This guy, not the shiny jacket. We love you. Yeah, I love you. If you wish, I'd have brought a picture of you.
Starting point is 00:22:37 If you wish, I would have brought a picture of you. Who looks like he's a hired assassin brought here to murder us from the future. Not you, not you. The guy right in front of this man, I, you know who you are. Who do you want? I see so many people that look like assassins right now. Yeah, but I say this is how I want to die.
Starting point is 00:22:54 Right here right now. On stage, belly full of buzz ball. Yeah, it's good, right? Fully spread eagle for my friends. Adam, it's like your knees can touch together behind your body. Dude, I'm telling you this does help the spiritual. I bet that feels a little good.
Starting point is 00:23:11 I'll look good. I'll look good. I'll look good. I'll look good. I'll look good. I'll look good. I'll look good. I'll look good.
Starting point is 00:23:18 I'll look good. I'll look good. I'll look good. I'll look good. I'll look good. I'll look good. I'll look good. I'll look good. I'll look good. I'll look good. I'll look good. Yeah, okay. He's just fucked up. What's the point? So, I think we're Adrian Brody,
Starting point is 00:23:26 it's like a scientist who makes this point and then it like grows up and he starts fucking it. And his wife or girlfriend's like, wait, what are you doing in here? So, he makes like a, he has like an imaginary friend? No, it's a real, it's a real friend. It's a real friend. It's him fucking the air.
Starting point is 00:23:42 He's a scientist and he starts growing this like big ass maggot and then it has like a cocoon phase and then it gets titties and like, a decent face, like a good face. And he becomes very attracted to him. And you're like, yeah, you probably, if you're like, yeah, you would. And we're learning by doing the podcast live, the next time we do a podcast live,
Starting point is 00:24:03 I want a big screen that we're able to put up. Right, right, right, yeah. Because you say it's a decent face and that you would fuck it, is that what you're saying? Adam, I, yeah. Dursed, yeah. You have to understand that this is quite possibly the most on-ders possible movie on the planet.
Starting point is 00:24:24 Well, American Psycho. You don't even know this about yourself. It's totally a bit of a lie. Yeah. But it's like this androgynous alien that... Androgynous. Is that not how you say the word? I don't think it's in the same style.
Starting point is 00:24:36 No, I'm just saying that. Well, you do say a lot of words very, very wrong. That's all I'm saying, but... It's a great. Zebra. This is the most honest movie. There's this Androgynous. Androgynous. It looks like dope titties, he said. Yeah. So hello. Okay, no
Starting point is 00:24:51 present. Fair enough. Hey, I don't want to get too charged, not down here in Irvine. You know, I want to get to the cars right now. That'd be a good. Wait, are you just going to explain the plot of the movie again? Yeah, he fucks an alien. I know, I said that! I know, and I said that's the most DIRS movie ever. I tell you guys, I might have said it on the plot of DIRS.
Starting point is 00:25:15 But when I first met DIRS, we met at a second-city conservatory and after I was like, oh, this guy's, he might be a serial killer. Right. He's an assassin. Like you, dude. And after I was like, oh, this guy's he might be a serial killer In a sense like you like you dude, uh, he might be a serial killer or he's really funny and maybe both and come to my apartment That's the or you should come to my apartment and we should write something What are you wearing and I go to his apartment? He's not a serial killer and We we write together. And he then gives me, he goes, I want you to know like who I am as a comedian.
Starting point is 00:25:52 And I'm like, all right. And then he hands me Jamie Foxx's live from the Foxhole DVD. I might need security. Go ahead. Sorry. Sorry. Different.
Starting point is 00:26:03 This is different. There we go. Jamie, he's in. I slip.. It's different. This is different. There we go. Jamie, he's in the store. I slip. He's at me healthcare right now. So people have to care. Towing the story. And then he gave me the American Psycho.
Starting point is 00:26:15 American Psycho by Brett Eastern Ellis. The book. I'm gonna read a fucking book, dude. I watched that movie. That's fine too. And I said, this is me. I'm about to. This is me.
Starting point is 00:26:26 But that was a perfect description of Ders and his comedy. Yeah. And everyone gets the copy tonight of both. No. No, no, no, no, no. No, we didn't do that. We didn't do that. I'm not going to organize.
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Starting point is 00:29:36 Oh. Does this podcast come with a therapist? Ha, ha, ha, he can. Listen to Flaky Biscuit every Tuesday on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcast podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Do we have any OCC pirates in the building? Oh, that's a good question. We got some fellow dummies. What's up, y'all?
Starting point is 00:30:00 I feel like there's actually one guy who went and then you guys are sort of lying But nobody went to orange coast community. They're there they're raising We going right here. I love what the going to orange coast college because orange coast for the people are watching at home And they're probably so disappointed. They're like I thought this is gonna be better But well, they're waiting to see your fucking butthole and take you Well, no what I said was we have to do a What are they called those an NFT of each of our butthole? Loose so we do it's like we take it up to Our actual butthole and then we split it in a forest and then they you can oh it's like yes
Starting point is 00:30:48 Who's butthole holes which so brown so brown Mine wait, I feel like I feel like they would know I don't know it's rolling dice soon I was like who knows mine is so brown Don't you feel like every like don't you feel like people would know right away? Who's is who I do think everyone would know I think they would know. Like when we bought our cars after season one, and everyone's like, well, that's yours, that's yours. They would know our butthole. I have a legit question. But would they know a quarter of our buttholes?
Starting point is 00:31:12 Yeah, see, that's the issue, because you know bleeds. I just like, very white. Like, he bleaches it. Wait, what? It's science. Pink. No. It's like a very virgin butthole.
Starting point is 00:31:23 Like, shit, hasn't come out of it. You're like, what is it going on? What do you think? What do you think my lifestyle is brother? I drink buzz balls I have diarrhea on the regular dude. No, the thing is you You drink buzz balls and you shit out your dick either you have Dario you don't that is not not what happens when you drink these. Let's do this flavor. I feel great. I feel better than ever right now.
Starting point is 00:31:48 But I do have a question. Do you think? Do buzz balls kick open? For days. Do you think that butthole color correlates directly with aerolocolor? Oh, that's a good question. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:04 So, you mean somebody with like very pink, pink nipples? Yes. Do they have a very pink butthole? I love that this is for sure something you've been thinking for a very long time. I will actually doesn't have as gross nipples as I would suspect. Well, so maybe you want to take back the whole butthole comment, you know what I mean? No, I think you have a butthole that's little in kind of tan. Your boobs are huge.
Starting point is 00:32:23 Okay, wait, this is also another scientific question. I don't need judged to my butthole.'s little and kind of tan your boobs are huge. Okay, wait this is also another Scientific question he judged my butthole I did and I take that back based on probably But also maybe did I like that? That's why I open mouth kiss you Kiss number two it was a open mouth. It'll happen again It'll happen again. I can't believe this the first time we kissed that's that's why no it's not time we kissed. That's why. No, it's not. There's no way. Wait, what? Wait, say that again. Say no. I got to get quicker with that one. That one's got to be like on my watch or some shit. Yeah, not the laptop directly in front of you. okay, be better. Here's another question, pretty scientific if you ask me.
Starting point is 00:33:10 If the, if the, if the butthole color. Dude, hey, don't act like you didn't know this is what it was going to defile them to. Within like 15 minutes where I are. Yeah, like in some ladies and gentlemen. Talked about what the coal plunge and some jizz my coal plunge I And then immediately to bottle roasted me
Starting point is 00:33:32 Like it's cool cuz like blickets appear gets back in the groove and you're like your dad is here. He's right there Oh, yeah, shout out to my dad Oh, yeah, shout out to my dad. We're not my dad. Very loving. That's a freaking soul for right, dad. Tim, go ahead, stand up for the people. Tim, go ahead, stand up. Come on, Tim.
Starting point is 00:33:52 Tim, go ahead. Tim, brought us to the whole scene. He doesn't have hair, he doesn't have hair like me at all. But if I can get back to the butthole shit, that was tough. Yeah, let's be honest. I'm serious now. I'm a serious now.
Starting point is 00:34:04 So if you think that the color of the butthole correlates directly was talking about. Yeah, let's get out of here. I'm serious now. I'm serious now. I'm a lot of old shit. If you think that the color of the butthole correlates directly with the color of the aereola. The nipple, yeah. The aereola, okay. So you know, I was like some aereolas are bigger than others. Do people have different sized buttholes?
Starting point is 00:34:17 Do you mean like, do you mean tight? Yeah, I want everybody to discuss it for five minutes and then write it on a piece of paper and send it up. I'm carrying two different blood holes. Yes, I've seen quite a few blood holes and they all seem to be about the same size. And you know what's interesting, when women get pregnant and have children, the nipples darken, right? So the baby will find the nipples, does the butthole darken? Yeah, you come down with your sad, sad, sad.
Starting point is 00:34:49 And Adam, you'll, as you get older and you invite children into your home, these are the kind of things you'll, you'll, you'll talk about. Is that right? Oh, yeah. You're all talking about your children's butthole, so that's... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no to find the but hole match the drinks real haha haha haha
Starting point is 00:35:26 yes I do know and that is so wow wow that's the only reason I'm normally haha normally well I feel like we've all seen enough porno that we know the answer to that I don't I don't I don't think we've run the side by side I don't think we've run the side by side. I don't think you've got the side by side covered.
Starting point is 00:35:46 Right. You'd have to run a side by side. That's all I look at it for. You'd have to be like, OK, those nipples match that but hole in this instance. And then those nipples match that same but hole in this instance. And then if that is. This was literally my shot. This was literally my science fair project in junior high.
Starting point is 00:36:03 Oh, man. This was your diagram. This is right here. I had butles in junior high. Oh, man. This is your diorama. This is right here I had butles and I See points points. Yeah, okay. God damn have a diorama The cause of diorama the cause of that is build on what you did Yeah, I'm on die Ram so Very shite. I think about Orange Coast community college. Okay. Go off go off King
Starting point is 00:36:27 Is there like because there's a ton of dummies like me and Blake but then every once-while people use it To then go on and be doctors, you know They like go there and then they like transfer somewhere else so good school and No, and then they become like doctors and lawyers and shit Are there any people that went on to become something great after going out to see? How many doctors are in the building? Oh, right.
Starting point is 00:36:50 We go, what? Kind of one. Our crowd has four doctors. Okay. Wait a second. Right here, she's like, raise your hand. He's like, I'm not a doctor, stop it. I work at, yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:01 You're working on your PhD. And what? Oh, okay. A doctor of chemistry. A doctor of chemistry. That counts. That's a doctor? Is a PhD a doctorate?
Starting point is 00:37:10 Yeah. Is that, is a PhD? So what does that mean? It's not an MD. It's a... We're back. I'm a dumbass. It's a what?
Starting point is 00:37:19 Right, but like you're not an MD. You're a... Right, so what's the like, is it more doctor, like, isn't there like an initial thing? Philosophy. A doctor. A doctor. That doesn't even sound like something that's real.
Starting point is 00:37:34 Chemistry is a philosophy. You went to school for five years for chemistry and then they, you call yourself a doctor of philosophy. He's like, I don't know. Because I didn't think that meant it. Fuck. You call yourself a doctor of philosophy. He's like, I don't know, because I think that means if you know that, if you put a Mentos into a Diet Coke, that should explode. That's not philosophy, bro.
Starting point is 00:37:50 That is so it. This guy works for Buzz Balls. Who's no doubt in my mind. Hey, if Sam is out there, we'd like some more Bud Lights. Hey, okay. I'm a dumbass. And it's a controversial thing, right? I've never heard that.
Starting point is 00:38:04 We're drinking bloodline we're so charred take that what you will happy pride I heard a happy pride she likes it that's very cool that's very cool no one gets that joke uh played by were yes points Blake and I were inducted in the OCC Hall of Fame we were we were too long ago yeah yeah cool man wait five people clap for Blake and I were inducted in the OCC Hall of Fame. We were. We were. Not too long ago. Yeah. Yeah, cool, man. We went five people clapper. That's it bro.
Starting point is 00:38:29 Yeah, we're in the Hall of Fame. It was so tight right before the like big ceremony, you know? And they're like, how man, it's so great that you guys came here and graduated from OCC. And Blake's like, yeah, because he did. And then I was like oh I didn't graduate. Neither of you guys. I dropped out to talk about my butthole professionally. Disad I'm gonna sh-shut up. Don't talk about that. Yeah, was it really? You already made like the plaque. What, did you go to this as well? I did not go to this event.
Starting point is 00:39:07 No, I did go to OCC for a couple of hands semester. This is for me, this is for you. I gotta ride for my guy. I know you think I don't love this man. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh yeah, I love it. You love him?
Starting point is 00:39:19 No, I just said I know they think I don't love you. That's all. You love him? Okay, okay, fair. But you're not in the whole fame also? No, I don't think I graduated a semester of money. Neither did, but you, they got some money. I left way early, these guys stayed.
Starting point is 00:39:34 I went up to film school. Frickia Sia. It's the Saminol. Frickia Sia. Sam, wow, clutch. Thank you so much. Thank you, Pete's a pizza. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you I'm still gonna send it. Damn that one
Starting point is 00:39:47 This is the way. Let's give it up for Sam everybody Delivering the nectar of the gods Bud lights Oh my that's that that that that that that doesn't make me happy that you weren't I appreciate that in the package deal I appreciate that the more words you say the more it makes me sad so like as well so like It makes sense to you. It makes sense Yeah, no, no, I'm actually sad like I barely Actually said to the Dean. I appreciate you not bringing Kyle into the gosh dude
Starting point is 00:40:23 Thank you when I said I was sad I lied. I was lying. It makes me What was that? No, it was the one before that. Well doing live But how how fucking long did you go to college? Didn't you go to college for like two years three years or something like that? What's community college? You're only supposed to go for two years Well, see I hope you go for two, then you transfer to some fucking school where you wear a pony hat and shit. Which is what I didn't do.
Starting point is 00:40:48 That's the part I didn't do. Dude, the craziest thing is Kyle was legit a teacher, bro. Yes, I was. Well, do it live. That is the craziest thing. It's crazy. But I was teaching you anything you do. Could you imagine being in his so class?
Starting point is 00:41:01 I would smoke weed with him so fast. No, no, no, no, no. So fast. That's the coolest, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Mostly older. Yeah, most of them were older. A lot of older folks. And like, so what's the deal? I mean, I just kind of owned up that I was fucking young, I guess. I don't know. I just did it. I knew what do you mean. I just got the job and I fucking talk.
Starting point is 00:41:34 Well, he's talking about having and maintaining a sense of professionalism. Yeah, I fucking all your students. We're talking about that. Small weed everyday. That or just like, all right, this dude definitely will buy a week from me. Like, how did you not just become the world's biggest drug dealer? I did so. I did so we to the other teachers. I did so we to the other kids. Yes.
Starting point is 00:41:58 Hey, you can't fire him now. He made it. No, I did. I did. It was like a different. It was just a different time We'd I had it remember when we were selling a lot of weed Fucking play cool man I guess it's legal now. Yeah, whatever that arrow was that was when I was teaching so I fucking was no It was legal. It was it's legal to smoke it. It's definitely Yeah, but not to sell it on we tell him about selling it dude It's legal. There's fucking stores everywhere. What do you mean it's legal to smoke it. It's definitely legal. Yeah, but not to sell it. Oh, my God, I'm not selling it. Dude, it's legal.
Starting point is 00:42:26 There's fucking stores everywhere. What do you mean it's legal to? It's not to like go outside of the spectrum improv. And so we don't be a fucking nar-dude. These guys are cool. Yeah, these guys are cool, man. I just want justice and order in society. These are his hands.
Starting point is 00:42:41 Well, you don't understand what's happening. But yeah, I've found that. We were pushing a lot of weight there for a minute, dude. It's kind of sick. I don't know if you have the right. What it was was we would do like math like drunk and be like Adam would you get the pilots license. That's what it was. And that's what it was. You're like let's get into numbers right guys. Numbers. Well, no, we were making.
Starting point is 00:42:50 I was telling it went into our drug dealing and put it in the car. I was like, I don't know if you have the right. What it was was we would do like math like drunk and be like Adam would you get the pilots license. That's what it was. And that's what it was. Let's get into numbers right guys.
Starting point is 00:43:04 Numbers. Well, Well, we were making I don't know it went into our drug dealing empire. Are we basically Johnny Deff from blow, dude? Well, that was the biggest inspiration for this. Just as fat like what he was sad looking like to the end of the movie. We want to grow remember she saw that movie. We wanted the part that you watched just the first half We just wanted that part numbers. Are we selling? OUNTSES to people yes, are we selling QPs? Yes, are we selling P's?
Starting point is 00:43:35 Not I didn't sell any P's what would a PB a pound? Yeah, dude. Oh, you don't speak drug like live up to your hair. What is happening? Remind me for my persona. What is a pee again? Bro, I don't know the math. I just pounce. I just spoke what's past to me, bro. Hey, later tonight.
Starting point is 00:43:54 This is Blake later tonight. So has anyone here smoked a bunch of pee's tonight? Oh, no. Yeah, people are so disappointed when they really get to know Blake. And they're like, they're like dude You want to go skateboard and he's like, I don't know how to do that. Yeah, that's it. That's gotta be a real We'll go to we'll go to Big Bear mammoth or something bring the snowboards you ready to rip
Starting point is 00:44:18 Like well, let's just smoke a bunch of weed and play guitar. Yeah, let's just play guitar Let's just fucking jam out for a minute. I don't know how But you give the boy a game controller. He's got it. Oh Right. I'm a fucking loser man. See you were crying or crying dude. You're not a loser. I love you. I do a great Permanence what lunch table are you sitting at? What lunch table? Yeah, let's talk lunch tables right now. Okay, let's talk, look at lunch table. I love this, gee.
Starting point is 00:44:51 I will say, I went to the same elementary school, junior high and high school as Kyle. That's so exciting. That's so exciting. Hey, that's true. Shout out to Concord, California. Woo! Woo!
Starting point is 00:45:04 I feel like we need to shout something out that everybody does, but does everybody have a butthole? Yeah, that's cool. He needs the energy. Wait a second. One guy. Why is he crying? The guy in the, has got a butthole.
Starting point is 00:45:19 He hasn't shit in 65 years. No, Kyle and I, we were kind of like our, our own lunch table. And it was the coolest day I've been in the school. What is he about to say, dude? We had our own handshake and everything. Kyle and I, we kind of did our own thing. Kyle would dance and I would film, and we were fun.
Starting point is 00:45:40 Me, their mom's loved us. So you guys, I think you guys were great. Love you, baby. The cool kids in your group, but then definitely there was like a school shooter in your group that like he didn't shoot up a school because he was your friend. I was like after that.
Starting point is 00:45:54 Well, that's a testament to friendship. Yeah, that's why friendship is very important. And you got it, everybody knows that one friend that could have like taken a hard left. He felt it. And it's because you were friends with them. He didn't shoot up a local target. That's right, stay.
Starting point is 00:46:07 Being friend. Yeah, let's give it up for being the friend of the weirdo. Dude. Friends. Yeah, friends. Friends. And maybe we don't even call them weirdos. So they don't shoot up schools.
Starting point is 00:46:16 Maybe that's not a cool thing. The fucking weirdos. Shout out if you be friend at the smelly kid, all right? Oh, OK. Why the smelly kid, alright? Okay. Why the smelly kids worst than me in a weirdo? Well Kyle had a lazy eye for a really long time. I did. I did.
Starting point is 00:46:32 I don't know what happened to it. What happened to it? I fucking don't know what happened. He wore corrective glasses for like 10 years or more than that. More than that. Since I was eight. And then 122. 22.
Starting point is 00:46:44 We talked about this. A doctor goes, well you shouldn't be wearing those glasses. He I was eight. And then 122. 22. We talked about this. A doctor goes, well, you shouldn't be wearing those glasses. He took off the glasses and then like a week or two later, and just straightened out. Yup. Yup. I didn't need the corrective lenses anymore. Fucking crazy.
Starting point is 00:46:57 But I was wearing it. Adam, what lunch table are you at? Wait, what did he say? Oh, man. I mean, but there's the same doctor that told you you had flippy flabby flabby fat You need flippy flab for your brother. You got to wait for your flabba He's like, you know what? That's a flabba. You know what obesity is, right? And you're like flippy flabby
Starting point is 00:47:16 And he goes to see him like flabby flabby But mental retardation is, right? Well, wiggly bomb. It's just the way my family speaks. It's the way my family speaks. I can't stop it now, you guys. And now it's just a pleasure to stare into your eyes. So Adam, I got you.
Starting point is 00:47:39 Adam, what table were you sitting at because I guarantee it was like what, abacrombie or some shit I definitely had a I definitely had a white baseball cap that said University of Wait like a white hat is a white hat. Oh Oh, I didn't even wear a white hat, dude. Really? And I look like a white hat. Yeah, do you have hot collars?
Starting point is 00:48:11 That's way worse than me wearing a white hat. Were you wearing white hats? That's like a duke lacrosse player move. Yeah, that was my dream. Yeah, I guess it like panned out. Yeah, it works out. It's be part of that crew. You lose. No, I feel like my groupanned out. Yeah, we're part of that crew. Yeah, you lose.
Starting point is 00:48:25 No, I feel like my group was like, there wasn't, we weren't talking about education much. It was a lot of like... Oh, no, but... On Monday morning, it was like trying to... It was Monday, it was Monday at lunch, figuring out where we're gonna drink, you know, Keystone Lights the next weekend.
Starting point is 00:48:44 What are these fingers doing? Okay. That's a good observation. Dude, I'm a professional. I just don't want you to lose that mic. No, it's a professional comedian. Have you ever seen Chris Rock do stand up? What's he do?
Starting point is 00:48:54 With his little fingers. The guy's all fingers. He's like, maybe he's rock. Wow. But they're together. They're like, it's like Penguin Flip. Yeah, he does like weird shit with his fingers. He's like, look at you. You're really, you're not it's like penguin flip. Yeah, he does like weird shit with his fingers
Starting point is 00:49:10 Getting better as I do my mind mine was Thank you. Thank my lunch table was like a lot of people who now like have cirrhosis of the liver Perfect future alcoholics was mine lunch table. Oh Trash this is sad. This is sad. This is bud light Adam remember when I went to Omaha and down in everybody's basement They got a shelf like dedicated to their empty-yagur bottles that fucking believe me away. Yeah, dude. We party. What's up? Okay Yeah, you get it. Nebraska is there's not much else to do but drink heavily Yeah You know and just the cornfield gets a little old after a while because I like that But I don't think that would be cool
Starting point is 00:49:50 Yeah, there's a lot of drinking good football at least for in the 90s and now it's I love the 90s The 90s Favorite decade big 90s fans here 90s rock and also early 2000s maybe best generation of music puddle of mud Puddle of mud that on the same level is like a You find out Adam only knows puddle of Puddle of muds baking Yes, you fucking hates me Yeah, dude
Starting point is 00:50:36 It's like fucking epic Right Put a mud god fucking damn it. This fronch is that not put a mud? That's not put a mud. Okay, so we got the world's number one puddle of mud fan right here I'm spiraling is it or not? Okay, okay, I put a lot of thumbs up a lot of thumbs up. That's a false alarm Wow, that's crazy and also you had like bug cherry at that time. That's fucking awesome.
Starting point is 00:51:06 Okay, okay, and there's some. And there's some, you crazy bitch. Fuck so good, I'm on top of it. Nucky Grable. Yeah, you got a little kitty wiggle when you sing that song. You crazy bitch. This was like a super skinny tatted out guy.
Starting point is 00:51:23 Oh, dude, that guy was on all the heroin. Yo, that is, yeah, that is actually a really good YouTube whole because his live shows are crazy, yeah. Yeah, he had them, yeah, some sexy hips. I don't know the band, but I remember seeing a man who made me be like, feel something. Something is my, my thing. Yeah, something moves.
Starting point is 00:51:40 Enjoy your butt light. So wiggle. Very shaggy, Dylan. And then they also had this song. My dad picked me up. My dad went through like a midlife crisis when I was in high school. And which is what I'm probably going through now.
Starting point is 00:51:52 And he picks me up in his truck that he just got like six subwoofers and tweeters and all the fucking, all the dumb early 2000s audio gear for. And then he is picking me up from school. It's at my freshman year in high school. And I come out and she's just fucking blasting. I love the cocaine. I love the cocaine.
Starting point is 00:52:15 Were you in high school with your dad? Yeah. Yeah, my dad was like a cool senior. I was like, my dad was like, this is the Ron S. Yeah. Yeah. Hey there, Lola Liga. Tina Turner was my first crush. My dad was like this is the Ron Nets Tina Turner is my first crush. Oh my god. Wait a second. This is going Wait a second. That shit's important. His falsetto is the Wait a second. Hang on. Hey, sorry bumper That cut's the you're a beautiful singer. Thank. Thank you. Thank you. Sing it something else. Oh
Starting point is 00:52:48 Shit, sing us something I something are you gonna do a false set oh good? It was good. Okay, by the way my microphone is so fucking cool. Yeah, it is it's very Madonna We're all little jealous of it. I'm pretty jealous to tie the truth. We could switch in a minute. Okay, here we go Neh What the fuck I don't want it The best part of waking up Is
Starting point is 00:53:22 Oh, damn pretty good All right. Well, we actually, that's a great thing to sink. I'm just talking to this random audience here now and they can tell us who did it the best. Oh, wow. Right? Can I go again?
Starting point is 00:53:37 Yeah, you get another shot at it. Why? Why did you get another shot? You didn't do it the best of your abilities right there. That was the same as the last time. Are we really? Mulan Rouge with like... It's better. Christina Aguilar and I feel like I feel like with this microphone I have to kind of fucking And you're starting Michael Jackson's back
Starting point is 00:53:58 It's like what it what how does Britney Spears out the best How does Britney Spearson? The best potter wake up. Oh my god. It's Paul Jussin-Yahooka. I mean, yeah. You could have fun, Paul. Yeah, that was good. That's the best.
Starting point is 00:54:21 You can be you too. Yeah, you win. You could have Blake you won. Yeah, you won to did we're good you guys aren't even a scene big thumbs up over here big thumbs up over here Great job, thanks buddy. Thank you. Thank you. Well, you did cheek because it's not you didn't you pandered this is how competitive Adam is by Dude you you pandered to the crowd that's part of the you think when you go on fucking American idol You're supposed to be like what we got to do next time we do a live show Adam's We're the voice guy, which is you just hear you just listen to the voice we're gonna go back Okay, everybody turn around and then we're gonna sing and then you pick the best fucking voice
Starting point is 00:55:00 No, this is a first-life show. I'm gonna put some fucking voice. No, this is a first-life show. I'm gonna put some fucking... Oh, why would you cry, Ryan? Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me,
Starting point is 00:55:16 give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me the only person who would hang out with me for the first 18 years of my life Our lunch table rocked Blake it rocked you love him See I'm the one that said you had a beautiful voice. I do think you have a beautiful voice
Starting point is 00:55:32 You didn't sing in your voice you sang like Britney Spears Yeah, what's your register bro? What's your register? I just don't I I Will take the criticism I I Work on it. I don't know what to tell you. I'm a better false set of singers You are good at it. That is because your balls haven't dropped or what do we do? That's
Starting point is 00:55:57 Boxball dropping What's your flavor dropping? Great. That's actually a pretty good. I want some money But like if you have a new flavor coming out and you're like the balls will be dropping on Christmas We're dropping. We're dropping. We're dropping. We're dropping. We're dropping. We're dropping. We're dropping. We're dropping. We're dropping. We're dropping.
Starting point is 00:56:08 We're dropping. We're dropping. We're dropping. We're dropping. We're dropping. We're dropping. We're dropping. We're dropping.
Starting point is 00:56:16 We're dropping. We're dropping. We're dropping. We're dropping. We're dropping. We're dropping. We're dropping. We're dropping. We're dropping.
Starting point is 00:56:24 We're dropping. We're dropping. We're dropping. We're dropping. We're dropping. I right if the people want it. Yeah, it's supply and demand ladies and gentlemen Supply and demand that's more than 15 and we're in world wide right now. We're live That is true. We are worldwide. Do you if you guys have it in Ireland would you drink it? Would you drink the bus? It was like real quick before Drink the buzz balls like real quick before Chipotle before I got the Blake cosine Had had by round of applause who had had a buzz ball before That's the biggest Unbelievable that's how cool our crowd is we're like a bunch of degenerates, you know, I feel like we could also say like who drank mad dog 2020
Starting point is 00:57:09 Who is drunk fucking battery acid the tiret Like who mixed a little For what's it called for oh you don't know you fucking poser? Yeah, what are you talking about the skater told me about it's um it's like red bull mixed with 409 I want to say the 405 but I'm talking 409 and this guy loves to drive Okay, other California. He's from Northern California. What are you talking about? I'm not even a surfer. This is a public execution. I will walk off the stage finish him finish Rick and see you know, I what I wanted to say is there wasn't I wear Kyle our friends We all got together and we did drink an entire bottle of our own
Starting point is 00:57:47 Personal robot lesson. Has anybody done that before? Yes, we robo tripped. Yes, you're supposed to drink that like go one bottle per person That's just called robo tripping. No, I'm saying one one bottle per person. No, no, no, no He's saying that we all robo tripped. We all robo tripped. That's what we did Robo tripping you we went to to CVS and fucking got all the the Tusson that we could and our truck and Robo trip. Yes, and I will say, yeah, it's tight. I condone it. I think it's bad. I think it's bad. It's cool for it's cool for about an hour. What I remember about it is it hurt for days afterwards. I remember that. Exactly. Okay. So the next day we went to Universal Studios.
Starting point is 00:58:25 Yes, and I saw the Fast and the Furious car and I got a picture in front of it that was the sickest thing that happened. Dude, I love you. Fuck you, bro. But I will say that my brain wasn't firing as normal. I could have swore I broke it and I was so mad at myself. I'm like, why did I fucking drink a bottle of robotism? Now my brain will never work the same ever again.
Starting point is 00:58:46 I was very upset. Because you're a cool as shit, dude. I don't even remember the high. You fucking go hard and that's a fact. Yeah, because you're a rock and roll. You were 19, I assume. No, it was like last year. You could go to the wind.
Starting point is 00:58:58 Yeah, no, we were like, we were like 20. Oh, boy. Two, 22 or something. Then your kid got sick and you're like, where's the robotism? And you're two, 22 or something. Then your kid got sick and you're like, where's the robot's ass in? You're like, ah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:08 Your kid's like, I chew. I chew. Daddy's got to go to the store. I thought we had some. I really need some robot ass in. Just a little cayenne pepper. I'll clear that up. Don't worry about it.
Starting point is 00:59:19 Oh my god. This dude's ordering Poyle Loco to the crib, trying to get his kid over a second. Shoo. This dude's ordering Poyo loco to the crib trying to get his kid over a Kind I'm a great father fuck off grow that is true. That is true I don't say that I remember when I first moved to Hollywood. I got a job at the Hollywood improv comedy club and Hollywood Beautiful. Yeah, dude. I did People were drinking fucking cayenne pepper
Starting point is 00:59:48 Lemonade lemonade with maple syrup in it. Yeah, that was a god. Remember that shit That was a hot guy in LA. We're like actually I've lost 15 pounds What I do is I just I drink this water Yeah, yeah, it's diarrhea. Yeah, I know it was a syrup in it Yes, and cayenne pepper and then in the morning you had to drink like the salt water that just made you. I remember just a little bit. What was it called?
Starting point is 01:00:12 Was it just called the cleanse? I think it's called the cayenne pepper. Yeah, cayenne pepper. It's a shit. Damn it, LA's wild. And then they were like and then read the secret. Dude, I just read it. I did it.
Starting point is 01:00:23 Oh, that's the same time. Yeah, that's the secret. No, I did read the secret. And you were like, and then read the secret. Dude, I just read it. Oh, that's the same time, yes. Press the secret. No, I did read the secret. And you were like, I will be on a paper bill. And I will, I willed the early June Irvine improv, 20, 23, and do it. Dude, I remember. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:35 I remember you talking about that. No, I did that cayenne pepper diet. Isn't it early June? It is, I just never, we've never referred to it as early June. I didn't know what date it was. I knew it was early in the June But I lost 22 pounds in 10 days. Whoa. Yeah, dude. I was I was 21 years old I didn't need to lose 22 pounds. I looked fucking frightening. Yeah, dick look big, right?
Starting point is 01:00:57 What's up? It had to well, yeah, no, that's where I lost the 22 pounds He went from the dick you had 22 pounds in that dick, man But literally like that next week I lost 22 pounds that next week I gained 28 pounds Well done buddy. Is that like a pre-thanks giving post Thanksgiving deal? No, it was just like, I did it cause this girl that I liked that worked at the improv is doing it. So I'm like, I'll do it too. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:28 I'll live in a little. Oh, yeah, so we just drink water mixed with cayenne pepper. I'm not hungry. For 10 days. You're hungry. And then both of us just had sunken in eyes. It's like, I eat because I'm on hunger. We're totally gonna get cast in something.
Starting point is 01:01:41 And then it was like the 10 days are up and then I'm like, well now we're gonna eat cheeseburgers. And then I had like three cheeseburgers and somehow those added 28 pounds to my frame. Yeah, somehow. Three? 30. 30.
Starting point is 01:01:54 That was like, that was a crazy era because that Atkins was a whole thing. I had homies who were just eating steak and bacon constantly. Oh my dad did that shit. Eating hydroxy cut before he would go out. Hydroxy cut. Did anyone take hydroxy cut. What is that?
Starting point is 01:02:05 What is that? What was that? We sound like fucking maniacs up here, by the way. What the fuck was that? Like did you ever make pro-intention with hydroxy cut? And then your fucking brain broke for a couple days. Blake, we've established that your oppose are dude. You're not cool like us.
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Starting point is 01:05:11 The Sugar Lobby is one of the most powerful lobbies in the country. They have boatloads of money. Listen to Big Sugar on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Well I think we want to do a little Q&A is it about time to do a little Q&A? Yeah if anyone have any hot questions and we all covered all the butthole talk that that we can handle for one night So I think Austin grab a microphone. How about in the audience to do a little Q&A for us? We will say this Don't waste everyone's time But like the people who paid to be don't waste
Starting point is 01:05:57 Also, but those positions fly but also they better be good They got to be good and it's it's fun like most this ever or like something that'll start a discussion. And then also if you think you're a dead ringer of any of us, also you raise your hand and we can. There you go, see the book. Blake wants to do a dead ringer off. Oh my God. I've seen so many people that look like Kyle, which is a trip.
Starting point is 01:06:21 Yeah, dude, there's a lot of people that look like Kyle in this audience. I don't want to see the Kyle dead ringer. I want to see the Adam or the Anders dead ringer. That's what I really want to see. It's another white guy that looks like me. I'm telling you. The ringer is here. Wow, dude.
Starting point is 01:06:37 Not more standing. Oh, righty. Hey, Austin. Okay, so there's our friend Austin. Yeah, you guys are Austin right here. Feel free to ask your question that this guy's a very shiny jacket. All right, homie. What it was? It's not a question. I want to challenge Blake to Chuck a buzz ball. Yeah, for sure. Let's do. Oh Yeah, that's easy. Hey, by the way, if just everyone challenges Blake to Chuck a buzz ball. I told you after three I lose control of the wheel. But kind of funny.
Starting point is 01:07:06 Oh, they're going to race. Yeah, this is Blake's father. Is it? Yeah, that's cool. Fucking cool for you to come here. Wait, can you open that for me, please? I've lost. Yeah, Blake's nails won't allow him to open a buzz ball.
Starting point is 01:07:20 Here, give it to me. I, you've seen them in a Starbucks commercial. OK. So Blake was in his hands, seen them in a Starbucks commercial. Okay, so Blake was in his hands We're in a Starbucks commercial and they cut his hands out because he chooses nails like a fucking Wolverine All right, okay ready? Five four three two one Jugg
Starting point is 01:07:43 He won he won won! He won! He won! He won! Yeah, he won! Congratulations! Well done. I would chug a beer against someone like a beer. Shug gonna beer! Yeah. But we would need two beers in glasses. It's cool that our Q&A is just chugging beers. You could bring me two beers in glasses. It's cool that our Q&A is just chugging beers.
Starting point is 01:08:05 And you could bring me two beers in glasses. I will measure my dick against Kyle's. Oh. I'm afraid you guys are going to see that every week. Are you free? Yeah. There's a lot of tension between Anders and Kyle. And I just want to know, Anders, what's
Starting point is 01:08:21 your favorite thing about Kyle? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. That wasn't for you. I just want to know Anders what's your favorite thing about Kyle? So that wasn't for you that wasn't for you that wasn't for you I swear no I was No I was looking for it. He's a user guys your guy. Do you have a guy here? Do you love him? Oh shit? Are you married, but he's not here? Okay, well then you don't need to fight Blake. You're lucky for that I was looking for this one. I was gonna make this guy fight you. I know I I would lose. I was looking for this one. Do you love him? Yeah, I'm freaking see you the dude can't stop creating thank you on the can't stop won't stop. I admire that
Starting point is 01:09:01 Dude, okay, yeah admire that Dude, okay, yeah, I'm glad you applaud cuz it's a nice thing but do sincere to Let's run with being sincere. How do we communicate with each other is we say nice things and then immediately cut each other to the core I just wasn't finished. I wasn't finished. Can't stop creating shit Fucking disaster my guy you fucking got me dude you fucking Bambi bro shut up bitch You lose you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you Shut up here we go for a slam off. I'm a dumbass. It's all trash. I'm a dumbass
Starting point is 01:09:42 Trance I'm a dumbass Right All right Very good Spill the beans I'm going back to shoot it in the fall but Let's go You know it's gonna be shot, but it's gonna be good But I can't say shit about that show. I don't like saying shit about that show because
Starting point is 01:10:22 Wait, hold up are there gonna be vampires. There's gonna be vampires I have so questions for you dude Kyle Kyle Don't do it. Don't do it. Come up. Come on. I fucking disaster my jacket a jacket for the show You're like I'm gonna get seen in this jacket or this is a regular Harvies coat. I'm pissed now. I got this at Palm Springs Pride. Yep. Perfect. Yeah. Yeah. Palm Springs Pride. Wow dude. Am I going to get so many compliments from straight guys that walk a mile? Oh yeah. Hey Kyle. Hey, you stand out. That looks like the jacket that Harvey Gien wears
Starting point is 01:11:06 in this movie. This is what I was doing. Wow. That's the giveaway that I brought from my house. Wow. And thank you. I love that. That's what I was going to say, because I was like,
Starting point is 01:11:15 that is the gayest jacket I've ever seen. So that's, yeah. So that doesn't make sense. And by the way, those straight guys, they were trying to fuck you. They were trying to fuck you. They were trying to fuck you. I know, I know. They were like, hey, bro, I like your jacket.
Starting point is 01:11:28 Yeah, by the way, we're all backstage being like, I do like that jacket. This is a dope jacket. This is a really rad coat. I do like that jacket. Pass me that buttline. Because we have a couple of mic issues. Do we want to invite any, like, a couple people forward with questions to right here? Do we have a Durs Dead ringer yet?
Starting point is 01:11:44 Okay, let's, we just do Dead Ringer. If anyone's ever pops their collar, they look exactly like Anders. Anyone? Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. Do we have any, let's get any Blake doppelgangers up here? We're having a doppel, a dead ringer off. If you think you look like Blake, come on up. If you don't, please don't waste everyone's harder money and time. And whoever looks the most like him, will leave this stage with some old swag. I think I only see one maker's way up here.
Starting point is 01:12:16 Yeah, well Blake, I mean, one guy is walking up that he looks exactly like Blake. He's already way fucking cooler and hotter. We can't do this in Orange County, dude We can do this in Tennessee Better Blake better Blake facing your student say goon yeah, dude Better Blake Blake
Starting point is 01:12:40 Blake Nice or Blake, can you get out? Better Blake. Nice. Wow, we got another Blake. Dude, we got another Blake. Turn around. This guy, senior student. Pretty good. Nice. Pretty good.
Starting point is 01:12:54 And then everybody, dad, take a bit from us. The other guy just has long hair. I don't know if that really counts. Really cute. Everybody shout out to a T-bub my best buddy Give it up. You might have known you might know from the bros arcs. That's the homie Him and his brother slept at a barn together Picture you guys are so hot. I love you dead ringer thing. We squeeze a bagel if you guys don't get the fuck up here right now
Starting point is 01:13:25 We saw you waiting in line. There are like seven Kyle Yeah're the thing is there's no one wants to admit that you ruin this for us we're gonna fucking find you oh there he is that's the guy oh shit dude isn't there a guy like it's in it let this guy just walk away with the chair potentially Freaking see Friendship do you love him? I'm assuming I'm still gonna send it Damn Wait, I got a better I got to give him a gift. I got to give Man you will oh
Starting point is 01:14:19 We have we have liquid IV for everybody No, this bro is no bro you We have liquid IV for everybody. Uh, yeah. Get it, get your stuff. No, this bro is, no bro, you, you're lit as lit as. Hey, wait, wait. Give me where you're fucking buzz balls. Well, of course, I got buzz balls for days, dude. Good stuff, guys. All right.
Starting point is 01:14:39 OK. We all need to see this. This is like a Gallagher show. I feel great. Yeah. RIP. RIP. R.I.P. R.I.P. to a legend. Okay, wait do we have it? Oh, we need a Adam dead ringer. That would fucking get my let me see your best Adam Yeah, wow nobody I see a guy This guy's coming down here. Here we go. Here's a problem Adam. Yeah
Starting point is 01:15:04 Yeah, hell yeah, we got one What have wine? We got it. We got him. That's a good Here you go. Do you even lift bro? Do you? Here you go. This is a little tote bag with a water bottle from better. How that's sick? Here's the camera here Good dead ringer dude that is a guy with brown hair No shit dead ringer
Starting point is 01:15:35 This man was hit by a truck when he was 12 years old as well Wow Okay, guys, you take that back because then if I have to take that back to my house my wife will kill me You got that hey, you're walking great. How's your growing? Popos out definitely definitely popos out Oh Oh, okay serial killer and how is your growing? That shirt is tight, my girl is killing me. What is that shirt?
Starting point is 01:16:10 Is that a TII? Yes, do you have a heart card? I have a question. Hold on, hold on, I have a question. Did you make that yourself? We found another two, we have a question for you. So when you charge your merch, this is a popo style. Okay, that's your idea.
Starting point is 01:16:23 I can't say. You're being a little too atom right now. Yeah. Okay, okay, okay, that's okay, I Little two Adam right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah And then do you have a question here? That's a good question. She better have it. Bitch, you better have it. Oh, that was cool. Bitch, better have my honey. Okay, there we are.
Starting point is 01:16:53 That's probably the first time I've said that since the show. This is like the most wild librarian in the building. Wait, you know what? You get a buzz ball, Katie. Yeah. I don't got honey, but I got buzz balls. Honey. Chaos. This was like straight out of an 80s movie where like the grandma's like, this has some crazy shit. Yeah, dude. Anders, it's like looking in a fucking
Starting point is 01:17:20 air. You know, no, this might be the best. I was just gonna say, oh my God. You're just gonna give some beyond raw concepts, ex-pre-workout to any tall honky. Okay, sit. Amen. This guy has his dick pierced, there's no doubt in my mind. Yeah. Without a doubt, you got a Prince Albert for sure.
Starting point is 01:17:43 Let's go. From all the fucking you're doing, real that caffeine is crazy. Yes, please be careful with that Let's go not dude party. Do not if I take that after like 10 a.m. I'm up till 4 in the morning Yeah, no, but to be fair onters fucks like tiger woods He like takes sleep and then he like takes that and then he's like oh And he loves a dren. So make sense. OK, I never told you that.
Starting point is 01:18:10 I never told you that. Oh, you got a question? We just want to smile at we with you guys. Wee-oo. And that's where you didn't nail it as Anders, because he's the least spot smoker on the crew. True. Yeah, damn, dude.
Starting point is 01:18:25 You kinda out of your soul, sir. Can we have that back? Can we have that back? Just kidding, just keep that. You want that. That's like $60 or something, sure. Yeah. You can sell that back to G&C maybe.
Starting point is 01:18:34 In exchange. Honestly, I know, Travis Mugweed, you can snort a line of that and be up till Sunday. Oh, man. That's my guy. We saw it. That's a bagel. All right, thanks buddy.
Starting point is 01:18:46 Yeah. Thank you. Who's going to chug this beer with me? That's who we need. And I want them to be, don't act like you can chug a beer and then get up here and you can't chug a beer. You need to be at elite level, beer chugger. Here we go, we got a question.
Starting point is 01:19:00 Hey, how's it going, all eyes on you? What's up? Relax, she's got a question for me probably. I see up? Relax. She's got a question for me probably. I see buzz ball sunglasses She's got a question for me probably Where you went to where? The shelter land, which is the sponsor by Buzz Ball. Yeah, I knew that. I'm gonna come.
Starting point is 01:19:34 And the one who wants to give me a Buzz Ball for some Buzz Ball sunglasses. What do you want? Did you know what that was? Yes, I did. Yo, she came up here for a trade he's contractually obligated to trade a buzz ball for sunglasses I'm pretty sure I have those but by the way buzz balls is watching like this right now Can you believe it? Yeah, this is unfuckin believable?
Starting point is 01:20:01 Dude, there's like thousands and thousands of people watching this online. And that question is true. Here's the deal. We have to get to the point where we do take backs. We do a politics. We gotta get to the point where we do our take backs apologies. I want to buzz off with some people. For sure.
Starting point is 01:20:24 I'm going to go out there because I'm like, I, well, we do need, where's the world's greatest sugar? That's who we need to come up, come up here. If you're the world's greatest sugar. I'm gonna get the sugar. Yeah, and I'm gonna, I have the marine world mic, so. Oh, Blake's.
Starting point is 01:20:40 Take one. Take one. Take one. I gotta get these people in the back. Take one, please. Do not braid his hair. Absolutely. Absolutely.
Starting point is 01:20:48 Do not braid his hair. You guys have the rest of that. Hands off the hair. Guys, this is sick. Okay, Austin. We're gonna buzz a little bit. What does it say, I said, look at this profession. I was like, Blake is gonna derail the whole show by jumping into the crowd.
Starting point is 01:21:03 You want handing out the ball. You want a professional? B-Y-O, bear ball. Are you the guy? Heart, you got it. That's why he's like super humble about it. I'm kind of scared. He's like, maybe I don't know.
Starting point is 01:21:17 That guy's trouble. He's swallowed the glass. Ask the question. Leave. Yep. Yep. Hey Blake, you're ruining the show, dude. We got the question. Leap yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Hey Blake you're ruining the show dude. We got a question She
Starting point is 01:21:38 Yeah May we get a shout out and This may be a shout out and may we get me and your picture with y'all and you may I just have you with you. No. We're the chugging part question. If you're the chugger, that's a three part question. So long.
Starting point is 01:21:58 So he shout out to this is important Facebook podcast page. Hey, he's giving a shout out right now. He just did the thing that you said. All right, the Facebook podcast, shout out to Facebook. Yeah, you did it and then she just talked over it. So what is it called? I shout it out. The Facebook podcast, this is an important page.
Starting point is 01:22:18 And the second question was, he got it as good as you did, to be fair. Can you get a picture of y'all? And she wants to slam that beer with you. And Sam can bring out another, because Adam can do this all night long. I've seen it before, it's crazy. And Kyle.
Starting point is 01:22:32 Yo, bro, I'm chilling. Kyle took a break. Not gonna let it happen. What? Where's your mind, man? What are you thinking about? Oh, dude, I'm just thinking about the three-part question. She wants to come on, say Facebook or what? I'm still handing out buzz balls.
Starting point is 01:22:44 And this is where the show's fully derailed, guys. Brrrrr. I feel like I'm on. Ninetech skill. Ninetees. I know. Spring break. It wants to be that, and we're doing it.
Starting point is 01:22:55 Cherry Springer. Go. Boppa Sa. Oh, yeah. This is for Anna. Boppa Sa. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:23:02 Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's what I was going to say. Looks like Adam one. Yeah. Yeah. Oh We got to get a better one than that. I don't what the fuck I think you Have a few can just pull the chain on that we gotta get a Like a big this is important like you jumped in the crowd calls to see No, there's still a tentative Well because you came back in the sea No, I didn't end it. Oh, okay,. We didn't do it, take back, apologies.
Starting point is 01:23:46 Yeah, let's do it. And it does weirdly feel over. But you have to take back an apology. I want to take back. Oh, that's a nice thing since I said about Kyle, fuck that dude. Whoa, I was going to compliment you. I was going to compliment you, but now I'm going to not.
Starting point is 01:23:59 So I'm going to take back the free compliment. So fuck off. We're up. Kyle say something. No, there's a fly. Is there a fly over here? Look at him. Stop!
Starting point is 01:24:09 He's a fly, buzzing around. Well, I'll pander to the crowd and compliment everybody for coming to the first big, big, big, big world. This is a fun life. That was weird. What a weird experiment. What a weird experience. I love it.
Starting point is 01:24:24 I do kind of, I do, this is just like, maybe my personality. I do want to know like, did anybody regret coming out tonight? You took a couple of people back there. You see, it's a fuck off. Yeah, I get it. And I got a, I got a baseball for that ass later. Whoa, for your butthole.
Starting point is 01:24:41 That might be why he is regretting coming. He's like, buzz ball, huh? Yeah, he's like, there. Yeah but like I. Wow. But we just want to know I'm just taking you know it's taking tabs because if we do it again we want to go right. Yeah we want to do it again. Should we do it again? Yeah. I agree. I agree. This was very fun. So, is this one Adam Pulse's dick out? I don't know. He is. Yeah. Wow. Wow. T.G.
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