This Is Important - Ep 141: The History Of Hacky Sack
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I'm not going to say them now, but I'm definitely saying those three magical words.
Dude, I love my fucking dick puncher.
Like, I love it.
Before you fucking throw a bar on your back,
and then your fucking spine just goes out your asshole.
As a forcem up friendship, we've kind of kissed each other here and there,
but that was the biggest, most sensual kiss.
Buckle up.
Ow!
Let's go! Let's go. Baby. I gotta say your look today is hot hot hot hot hot. Let me get back in the character. Okay, what's up? You fuck faces?
Yeah. Yeah.
Cocksmack. Yeah. Thank you. How are you that tan? The sun does not come out that often. Where are you going? Yeah, he looks like he's got
a goggle tear. The sun will come out for swimming. Bet your bottom dollar. I've been swimming.
That's a great voice. Where was that? Oh, that's sick. Oh, that is sick. That's sick. That's a sick
offer. Everybody not watching on YouTube. Durs has a Mary half Christmas tank top on. Yeah, and it looks real good on them.
It's about that time.
And is it tighter than would did you buy it that size?
Like or not buy it where you given it that size
during a workaholics?
Or did you get bigger and do you grew into it?
Or did it shrink to your now more self-safety physique?
This is what it's always been,
it's nothing changed.
Is it like a sweater material?
Cause it looks, or is it like cotton
to look sweater material?
No, this is a cotton shirt.
Yeah, you thought that it makes something cool?
No, it's just a cotton shirt.
It's like a tank top.
I thought it was like kind of like woven or something.
I was like, did we, did we do that?
Let's have it.
It's like a tank top.
Yeah, it's crucial.
I appreciate it.
It's exactly a tank top.
Yeah, cool.
That's tight.
That's tight. I love it. Well, it's horror. I can't touch it. I can't touch it. You know what I mean?
That's kind of hot right now. Like mesh tanks, like, or like a crochet tank top. It's not
mesh at all. Mesh and crochet are way two different things. Mesh is like a football jersey.
Crochet is something that my grandmother, Arvela, taught me, and I'm actually pretty good at it.
But both are very hot right now.
Yeah, true.
These are not called Jamaican wifebeaters anymore?
I don't know if that is what they're called anymore, but it's probably what they were once
known as.
It's like a woven top.
Let's go!
That was the parlance where I grew up, who said, if you were wearing that, it was referenced
as a Jamaican wifebeater.
Yeah, you can't call them wifebeater.
Now it's a domestic violence tank.
Yeah.
Now it's a domestic violence because the violence can come in any which way.
It doesn't need to be a wife.
A wife can beat on husbands now.
That is true.
In fact, I've been watching a lot of pretty insane videos online.
Wow, you side with Johnny Depp, I bet.
I don't even know anything about that story, but yeah, probably well
Adam perfect answer. Hey me neither me. Yeah, yeah, there was the prank war dude. This is breaking news. This is breaking news
Shit in his bed. That's the epic prank war
God, it doesn't that seemed like it was eight hundred
That seems I was kind of a lungo wasn't I have no clue. I have no concept of time anymore shit speeds up slows down
I had a dollar every time I shit in my
Blake your what your or hit a resident hip cool dude are you wearing any crochet
Items or I wanted to know he's got him. It's wondering the same thing out of that's right on the money, baby He's got because I could see you I could see you dabble in in that world of like a crochet little tank
Little belly tea. You got one of those soft hangers. We're like you hang like very delicate things on
No, you don't know nothing about my lifestyle. You know you know Blake folds that. I will say I did have like a night-cow hangar
I
Did have a little like mesh number going on on the Tribeca red carpet
I didn't have that but but that was a shirt. That's like a button down like Charlie Sheen
I was wondering about that. What that was like yeah, so what what was that? What was that look?
Well, it was none other than the brand supreme come on get at me. I
the brand Supreme. Come on, get at me. I beast over here. But I didn't have the guts to rock it. No undershirt. I didn't really want to show nipples on the carpet. Oh,
dude, no, that's the thing where you're our fashion forward guy. You're the one that can
show nipples. And then we have a whole conversation piece. Then we have 30 minutes on the pod. But
then everybody would know now we're fucking just drowning right now
Everybody would know that break has zero tattoos and that's the problem
It's cool that I don't have tattoos. I'm hyped on that. Is it then don't wear not
Where an undershirt he's mark office in our and and I'm tom the long and you guys are both Travis
Okay, pretty tight. Okay. It's a lip piercing.
Yeah.
Pretty tight.
Is on Mark Hopper's on record not having tattoos?
I don't know if he's on record, but I at least back then I'd like to find out.
Everyone had a lot of tattoos and he had not any visible that I remember.
Let me find out.
I'll find out.
Well, in that case, yes.
But I'm going to the show this weekend, which, you know, I guess we're recording this
like two weeks earlier.
So by the time this would have already been, I would have already gone, but I'm going
this weekend.
And I will check Marcus, Mark Hoppis's entire body for the hospital.
Marcus Hoppis.
Marcus Hoppis.
Definitely.
I'll check his entire body for tattoo.
Marcus Hopp.
Mr. Hopp. Let's go. It's my favorite band. My favorite member is Marcus Hopp. Marcus Hoppas. Definitely. I'll check his entire body for tattoos. Marcus Hop. Mr. Hop.
Let's go.
It's my favorite band.
My favorite member is Marcus Hop.
Marcus Hop.
Marcus Hop.
So Blake, you wore undershirts under your crochet outfit.
What the hell, you?
Yeah.
And with your body, let it flaunt it, baby.
Circles back.
I don't know.
I didn't want to be that guy.
I don't have to ask.
No, see Blake, you are that guy.
You're already that guy.
I'm not that guy. I'm not that guy
I'm not really like nipple guy like let it all hang out guy no, but but that's funny if you are and your hair is already
You're already getting laughs look like dude just lean in. I will I will say though
I will say we're in this era of people wearing like design like having a designer dress them in some crazy shit
wearing like design like having a designer dressed them in some crazy shit
And I'll and and and and
Elevates you or whatever right yes
But I I guys side with Blake. Thank you. He's not you're in to elevate. Thank you, but dude if Blake does it It's funny. It's funny. It's funny. It's like does it. It's not it's never funny. It doesn't work
I'm trying to remember who I saw in some fucking crazy outfit
and they're supporting their homey who made it
or whatever, some big designer.
And I'm sorry, but it's just, it's whacked.
But if Blake did it, it would be funny.
Okay.
And it's not crazy.
No.
But it would feel enough that they would allow you to wear it.
Wait, why was it funny?
Yeah.
You don't want it to be funny.
Yeah, you do. You want everything to be funny. Wait a minute was it funny? You don't want it to be funny. Yeah, you do.
You want everything to be funny.
Wait a minute.
No, you're not trying to.
No, he wants to look good.
He doesn't want to look like he's a try hard.
Yeah.
You guys tell me what I want.
Right.
And then I'll let you know that you know.
We know what's going on.
You don't want to, he doesn't, oh, he doesn't want to seem like,
Blake doesn't want to seem like he's trying hard.
So he's going to wear the mesh shirt,
but he is going to wear something underneath, which in turn makes it seem like he's trying hard. So he is going to wear the mesh shirt, but he is going to wear something underneath,
which in turn makes it seem like he's trying
a little too hard to not show his nipples.
Like why wear the mesh?
I know.
I'm kind of there, Adam.
Why wear the mesh if you're not showing the nests?
It wasn't super mesh, it wasn't like giant.
What's the under color of the shirt,
like complimentary, what was the whole color scheme?
Like was that a part of it,
or just an
obvious cover up of your nipples what's going on it was like a very very colorful shirt like very
rainbow like bright colors I wore white underneath just to kind of like neutralize it a little bit
okay so white is neutral for you okay well you know what's really white homie I saw I saw you
getting in the cold plunge last week. You're torso.
You're putting white right now.
You're maybe the whitest I've seen.
Yeah, so maybe that's another reason I didn't want to expose myself.
I am very self-conscious right now because my body has not seen sun.
And it's at this point that when you're a white row and you don't have any sun on your body,
you can start to see like your veins.
I look like ET when he's dying by the river.
I don't like it.
The death kind of sucks.
You know, I like it.
It's natural.
It's natural.
But there's weird shadows and stuff that happen.
I like seeing some of those blue veins on your chest.
No, I don't like the blue.
I want to, I like a nice little base coat.
I like to be your heart kind of a little bit.
Well Blake used to do a lot of tanning when we back in the day. He was he was the one out there.
Oiled up, sitting by the pool. He's a wizard on the rocks.
Yes.
Reading his comic books.
Yeah.
Yes.
Which I'm surprised you don't look old now. Like we're all getting like to where we are
actually like mid-age now. Yeah.
And Durses is already there. He's already been living in mid-age.
And we all look fairly young for being as old as we are.
But you got so much sun there for a while, Blake.
I did.
Remember when you tried to have like a tan off,
who were you doing a tan off with?
With all of you guys.
Yeah.
Wasn't it with you?
Yeah, but still to this day.
Well, that's what it was.
Back in the day, it was in search of,
you'd have to spend your summer searching for the perfect tan. And that's like what you're
looking for. You know, it's a perfect tan. Yeah. It's still on, by the way, it never ends. It goes
the rest of our lives. It ends. It ends when the doctor is like, Hey, so I removed the face, your face,
and you got to get out of the bed. It doesn't like, we have to cut your nose off today. Okay,
see this skin tag and this skin tag. That is not good.
That's connected to your whole nipple and chest area.
So we're gonna have to carve that out.
Well, Ders is winning right now.
That's for damn sure.
Ders is tan.
Yeah, I got a brutal speedo tan.
That's kind of nice.
Like a goggle tan.
Mm.
Wait, speedo tan.
I thought that was like a snow bunny tan.
I thought you were up on the slopes.
I was. I was just up in Man with actually actually like three days ago for a little June ski.
You're the life of luxury.
Oh my God.
What an athlete.
Lucky guy.
Just an athlete.
A little freak.
You know, but you know what?
Back to Adam and us getting old.
It was this year's the first year where going downhill, going down.
My, yeah, we're going down.
My fucking thighs are on fire.
I'm still working out, but I just,
well, because you're just like,
giggling, giggling, giggling, and dude, fire.
I gotta get on the tee.
There's not even a small part of me
that thinks I could do that.
Did they ever buckle?
Did they ever buckle while you were out there?
Oh, because the instincts kick in the survival
You got to make it all the way down, but there was a couple times where I was like I got a stop and like wait for the
Fucking is I know like you know, we don't think swimming is a real sport, but Durs is a collegiate athlete, you know
So it's it snaps back into place. Yeah, you hope see I just, my collegiate sport was hacky sacking and, uh, bomb rips. Right. That lung capacity. That would be so cool of hacky
sacking was in the Olympics. If they brought hacky sacks to the Olympics, it will be. I
mean, the pace we're going, what country would win? Brazil. Yes. Yes. Brazil. Yes.
Brazil. Yes. Brazil. Yes. I got fantastic. I think I had dropped points on that. Jesus Christ.
Yeah, give them a point.
If I could find them, God damn it.
Yes, points.
Adam, you got the stars and stripes in your corner?
What?
I feel like Costa Rica's getting silver, my man.
Those people are chilling.
Yes, points.
I think it'll be like anything.
I feel like Hackey Sacking really took hold here in the 90s.
Okay. So I think we'll come out hot and there will be some like old guys who still have all their funk.
By the way, I'm the old guy that'll still have that nasty funk, but then another country will take over and be like,
we basically do this with a harder ball to catch and kick.
Can I ask a super important question that you guys for sure don't know the answer to?
I'm going to take a ship.
Where did Hack sack begin?
Who started it?
I'm going to guess.
I'm going to guess Colorado.
Colorado.
Colorado is probably where it turned into a business, but I bet that's not where it invented.
Because I believe the first hack you said sack was started by WAMMO. WAMMO. What is WAMMO? WAMMO. They make Frisbee's. Frisbee's
and here we go. We got a league. We got a
hackie sack. Oh, it's the called the footbag. I know the listeners are going please dear god whamma and the 1970s currently on by
how do you that does you
give me my mofo
and points
no I will give points of
course how insane is it that I knew that was whamma
yes points
well wait it's it was a south east Asian game
okay kicking the shuttlecock known as Wait, it was a Southeast Asian game. Okay.
Kicking the shuttlecock known as Genzi.
And, you know, I'm butchering it,
but it's a woo, the woo style Tai Chi Chuan.
Oh, like this.
It's big, it's back to at least the 1930s.
So, you know, the Asian countries would kick our ass for sure.
Look at this.
The game is known as Jenga Jenga,
Toggy in Korea. Yes, pretty sick. Adam. Feel like Adam was covered that. Just sort of said that, but yeah, you did. Yeah,
what are you?
You're a fucking you guys don't know that I can't read and listen at the same time. You're
fucking out of your mind. Just no one's asking you to read. Just listen. Well, I needed to read for
myself. I was lost in the sauce.
The answer's WAMO.
Yeah, WAMO, you did it bro, you did it.
It's the 70s and it's WAMO, but there's no place.
Wow, that's huge.
There's no place.
And it is a crocheted footbag, so there you go.
Yeah, yeah.
Well that's different, that's a different one.
WAMO, so my cousins lived in Colorado growing up
and I remember him showing up with a hackie sack in the 80s. What do you mean it's a different one. WAMO, so my cousins lived in Colorado growing up, and I remember him showing up with a hacky
sack in the 80s.
What do you mean it's a different one?
Crochet is like the knit one with like whatever on the inside, and then the WAMO version
that I remember from growing up was like leather bag.
Yeah.
The typical freestyle foot bag.
With the 32 panel bag.
The one that looks like a soccer ball.
It looks like a little soccer ball.
Yeah. Okay. The first one I ever saw only had like two or three panels.
Oh. Okay. That's kind of a real piece of shit. Oh.
Efficient. I like that. I like it. And that was made with like real animal carcass or was it
like real leather? Absolutely. Got guts. Yeah. Yeah.
You're a real leather blake. Oh, damn. WAMMO made slip-in slide. Whoa. WAMMO. WAMMO's,
they're doing it all. WAMMO made silly-in slide. Whoa. WAMO, WAMO's, they're doing it all.
WAMO made silly string.
Get the fuck out of here.
So I know we've covered Super Soakers before on the podcast,
but I just got, I haven't received it yet,
but I paid like $300 for this fucking squirt gun
that they're sending from China.
Hopefully, hopefully I wasn't just robbed,
but it's like a squirt gun assault rifle.
It's fucking insane.
Is it the one that goes like, are you gonna let it suck?
I mean, are you gonna put it in the pool?
That's what's happening.
Wait, okay, suck it.
Tell me, okay, this is $300 square gun for me.
It basically sucks up a bunch of water and then instead of shooting a steady stream,
like a supersoaker, it shoots a chunk of water, like whatever, like a bullet.
A bullet.
A concentrated water, like a bullet. A burst, a burst. A burst like whatever, like a bullet. A bullet. A bullet.
A burst.
A burst.
A bullet.
Not even like a stream, like a burst.
No, it's like, it's like this much.
A whip pack.
Like a, like this.
It's like a thick, like a my dick length of water.
Oh my god.
It's like a little bit smaller.
It's like bigger, it's a little bit bigger than my dick.
It's worth of water.
The size of a quarter thick or like a silver dollar
and then that long.
Yeah, it's like exactly my cock coming at you
in water form.
Yeah, so it's about my cock, about six inches
and some change about my cock like this big.
And then like, but it made out of water
and floating through the air.
Yeah.
Right.
Wow, you got one of those?
And it hits you with some speed, brother. I haven't received it received it so maybe I got robbed but you never know when you just buy shit
Where did you order it? Have you through Amazon or what it was like I saw it on Instagram
And I immediately gave them my credit card follow this Instagram you fell for it never fall for the Instagram
Dude, but dude I buy all kinds of shit off Instagram and now I have a closet of bullshit
Really?
But I like it. Oh wow. It's never as good as it looks. It never as good as it looks
What's the best one? What's the best one you've you bought off Instagram?
It's all everything that I buy like I have the shoes that you guys that are world-during the live podcast that everyone was like
What are those?
They're just from Instagram, dude. They were just Instagram.
What are the shoes you have?
What are the shoes you have?
What are they?
They were called airugatos.
I don't know.
Oh sure, yeah.
Yeah, you kept talking about them and air was like,
what?
I know those.
Dude, because our friends asked our friends, Sean Molto,
we were backstage and he was like, what are those shoes?
It was a star-studded event.
It was a star-studded event. And he goes, what are those shoes? And I said they're airugato and he was like, what are those shoes? It was a star-studded event. It was a star-studded event.
And he goes, what are those shoes?
And I said they're erogato.
And he's like, what?
And I'm like, erogato.
Yes, sir.
So it just kept repeating it because I don't know.
That's just the name of them.
Axel, how do you spell origato?
Axel origato.
A-r-i-g-a.
Isn't it origato?
Like in Japanese?
Doesn't that mean like, um, you're welcome?
Does it mean you're welcome?
What does it mean?
Does it mean?
I don't know.
I assumed it was Axel's last name.
It goes by Axel Eregato.
I think it is, yeah.
I think it is.
I'm familiar with them.
They make some cool stuff.
They're like high-end sneakers.
It's the Mr. Roboto.
Are you talking about the Mr. Roboto song?
Yeah, but I got them off Instagram. So that's what I'm saying. I'm just like, I'll see shit. So is that your favorite thing? What's the Mr. Roboto. Are you talking about the Mr. Roboto song? Yeah, but I got him off Instagram.
So that's what I'm saying.
I'm just like, I'll see shit.
So is that your favorite thing?
What's the best thing?
Fuck it.
I'll buy it.
No, the best things are like the things I've got.
I can't forget for pain relief.
Like this thing for my bag that I wear.
Whoa, dude, you're wearing a championship belt right now.
What is that?
Yeah, always, dude.
It heats your back. And then it also Yeah, always dude. It heats your back and then it also vibrant
Vibrates dude. It's fucking vibro
It's on real
Loosen me up that that I'm actually a little bit jealous of that
I think I could use one of those little vibro pads
There's little I also it's by hyper ice. I got one. I got this from my back. Oh, yeah
Hyper ice does the they do the Thera guns, right?
Yeah, I'm all over those things. They use a Thera gun. No Thera gun does the Thera guns hyper-ice does I know I know
Thera gun. Yeah, but they they have the hyper-ice has their own gun and then they have
I'm just saying T.Y.R. Doesn't do speedos. Okay. They do swimming briefs
Fuck it. Then they have normal. What do you call them then Fuck it. Didn't they have normal tech? What do you call them then?
If it's not called a Theragun, what is it?
I don't know what it's called.
Like a massage gun.
Theragun is a brand name.
Massage gun.
I know, but what would you call that?
A massage gun?
Like a massage gun.
They call it, is it a body jackhammer?
A masturbator.
Propulsive therapy or whatever?
Something like that.
Or I call it a massage gun.
A propulsive therapy.
Okay.
It's a dick puncher. It's a little dick punch a massage guy. A propulsive therapy. Okay.
It's a dick puncher.
It's a little dick puncher.
Yeah, it's a dick puncher.
Dude, I love my fucking dick puncher.
Like, I love it.
Yeah.
Dude, I have five of those.
And then...
They're the fucking shit, dude.
I love them.
Do not count.
You gotta get the norma tech sleeves,
where you put your sleeves, your legs in the sleeves.
I got the ones with the cast.
And then it... Wait, why do you have five there? Yeah, what the fuck are you doing? Where you put your sleeves your legs in the sleeves. I got the I got the ones for the cast and and then wait
Why do you have five there ago? Yeah, what the fuck are you doing? I have them all over
I have one I have one in each car. Oh, I have one in my backpack and then I have one in each house
Whoa, have you ever double gunned yourself? Have you ever put your dick in between two? I have
No, I've never done that smasher
Because I never did the suit I would do that. No, you already said I have you already said I have but
But when I just got you've won in each car one in each cat in cat house
And then just one in a bag in my backpack that can't go that cannot go into the car
Yeah, Ders we should go into this this is some
Well, no because I I'll take that I'll fly with you
Bring that backpack into the car if I just like I just like to buy shit dirt or into the house the backpack is just for its outside
I know that but I'm just letting you know it's a little excessive seems like you need one in a backpack
This bro has five there a guns you have five
Well, I was giving a couple of them and then I was like
I wonder if there's a, you know,
you just said I like to buy shit
and they're talking about how you get it for free.
I don't know what the truth is.
I got a couple of them and then I was like,
well, what else do they have on the...
What I'm saying is I'm drinking Ashland and I'm excited.
Hey, all right, you're still on the Ashland train.
I love it, baby.
But dude, what the new one, if you guys
would shut the fuck up and let me talk about
the new Hyper-Eyes.
What?
The new suit.
We're just being buddies. The best. Okay, okay. All What? What? It's me, Stu.
We're just being buddies.
The head bit.
Okay, okay.
All right, go ahead.
Go off, King.
You shut the fuck up and let me talk about my knee brace, dude.
Yeah, go ahead, bitch.
Oh, shut up, bitch.
Shut up, bitch.
I just got it.
It's unreal.
It cools.
It does both.
It cools.
And then it also heats.
Cool.
Cool.
It's on this the one that has all like the circle things on it. Uh-huh. Yeah
Just got that one. Yeah, okay. They can send me one of those. I have
Yeah, please please send me another I would love I'd love to have one I do trials to knees
I need all I really want a video all dying and we're trying so hard to stay alive with all these gadgets and gizmos
I need all that shit my shit is my shit is crumbling my body's crumbling
I fell in the competition. I fell in the kitchen on the court when we in Blake were playing pickleball
And it was like I didn't know if you wanted to even bring that I don't care
Let's talk about we're talking about how our bodies fail like I was we were playing we were playing pickleball and I fucking
My legs just went out.
I went for a slam and my legs fucking dusted.
They betrayed me, dude.
I'm still going to send it.
Will you be a little more descriptive of the motion where you're trying to go lateral,
were you diving for something?
Were you just standing there?
I was running forward.
I took three steps forward
and then was hitting the ball out of the air
as hard as I could to put it away to get the fucking point
and I did it.
Yeah, so overhead, overhead smash
and I did it and then my fucking legs just buckled
and I fell right into the fucking kitchen.
So that's why you asked that question to Durs earlier,
you were like, and did you like,
did you like, go out?
Did you like, go out?
Yeah, I wasn't.
Durs was like, no, of course they didn't go out.
And you were fishing, you were fishing a little bit.
Yeah, because I'm slightly nervous
about what this is and what happened here.
You know, like, well, I think you just don't work out
all that often, Kyle.
I think if you did more of a strength training regimen,
I think you would be all that often, Kyle. I think if you did more of a strength training regimen, I think you would be in...
Cliometrics, how are you warming up?
Uh, you know, I'm doing some stretching,
I'm doing a little...
With lead.
He smokes weed.
Yeah, I smoke a lot of weed.
Kyle, get a fucking jump rope, get one jump rope,
that's all you need.
Oh, I can't jump rope.
No, no.
But don't you think, I think the strength training
is necessary if I'm gonna be like trying to operate
like that, don't you think?
Yeah, I think you gotta do some strength training.
Yes, I would start with a jump rope.
Oh, yeah, okay, great.
Before you fucking throw a bar on your back
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Yeah, to be sponsored. Yes, I do. Yes. Oh, so is Kyle Blake? So is Kyle that good? Or he just talks
about it enough that someone's like, well, we might sell some rockets. Blake, Kyle's very good.
Kyle is very good.
Thanks, Blake.
Okay.
Thank you, Blake.
How'd you do in the tournament this last past weekend?
Well, you know, one win and a couple losses, dude.
Well, there were a few delays.
There are a few delays and we are a little rattled.
But tournaments are, I'm learning that tournaments
are a totally different animal.
Like they are wrecked.
Then playing friends from high school. Yes, then playing with your friend Thomas Kellogg.
Playing with your children. Yeah, even like playing wreck with people who are good. It's like it's a
different level because everybody summons everything that they have. Why else would you be there?
Yes, for sure. I'm just trying to gauge how good you are. Someone wants you to go pro and you never want to turn them in
and you never want like,
why is that white?
It's probably because of his celebrity for sure.
Yes.
It's because this dude's got hundreds of thousands of followers
or maybe they see promise.
I see promise in Kyle if he would start maybe doing some jump
ropey on the weekend or you know stop eating all the chips.
Get him on the tea.
Yeah, because I'm definitely not doing the athlete part of this.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not doing that.
I believe he's got that natural ability.
He's got that long, you know, check arms, you know.
Ordered trick.
Yeah.
He's naturally athletic.
He's got a gift.
Yeah, he's got a gift.
Yeah, his body is made for it.
I think he's afraid of his potential.
Is that possible?
Maybe.
I was, well, actually,ers. I'm thinking after this tournament
I was like well, I don't think I'm ever gonna really participate at the entry level anymore
That's what I was participating at because you're just gonna go straight pro
What do you mean? Well, there's different like rating systems and I think where you play is where your mind is
You know, there's certain strategic levels of the game and stuff.
And I feel like I want to be at the 40 level. And that's where I'm at. But I've been competing
at the 30 level every time with partners who have been the game for less time than I.
Right.
So I think that now I want to find a partner that kind of can maybe push me to that next
level.
So Blake, you just got kicked to the curb man.
I just got thrown on the bus.
Would it be insane if I said to place singles?
Singles is hard.
I've tried singles.
I've done that in a tournament
and I really actually liked it.
It was fun because it was simple.
It's singles hard because you do have to move.
Yes.
It's way more intense.
And doubles you just rush the net and stand there
and have to react.
And yell at me and make me cry.
Right.
It's strictly pick a ball at a doubles way.
It's strictly serving, rushing the net
as soon as you are allowed to.
And then just going, good, good, good, good, good, good,
pretty much, right?
And controlling that, controlling that.
Yeah, then there's a small game, the dink of that as well.
And then, for sure. Yeah, then there's the small game, the dink of that as well. And then, uh,
The dink of it.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah.
It's just voliant.
Dude, as a guy who's never played,
I'm the one person out of the four of us
that has never played, I'm so lost right now.
Oh.
Yeah, I know.
And you've got to get out there, man.
Well, you know tennis, right?
Uh, kind of.
Kind of.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
You know, it's Hackey Sack, my guy.
Yeah. Yeah. Hackey Sack. Oh, yeah., it's hacky sack my guy. Oh, yeah, my bad my bad my bad mom brother
Wammo you end up standing like 14 feet away from each other and just whacking the ball with each other
You know like as hard as you can yeah, sure that makes sense. So Kyle where is Blake's skill level?
Because he just said you yelled at him a lot you made him cry
No, well first of all let me say Blake and I came away.
I think we came away stronger as a partnership
because it was just, we went through it, we did it.
Well, and it was a lot of sacrifice on my end.
It was a whole mother fuck day event.
Yes, it was.
Blake, were you playing in the tournament?
Yeah, I was just born here.
They were partners.
Oh, I didn't, I did Adam.
Did you realize this?
I didn't.
Yeah, we should have set the stage.
We said set the stage a little more.
We played in a, in a tournament in San Clemente.
Blake was my partner.
Mm-hmm.
The PPA event.
It was very delayed.
We were there for how long?
12 hours.
Dude, it was rough.
And I had to get on a flight.
I had to be in the Uber by 5.45 AM.
The next day to go to Tribeca. So I was like, bro, we need to wrap this shit up.
Yeah, so what time did you get home after playing pickleball all day and night?
Dude, I think it was midnight.
San Clemente is not close to where you live very far. It was a lot of second.
I but you know what I just want to be really good, good, good,
just try a map on your hand.
Yeah, yeah.
Ders has his hand out right now.
This, this is LA, yes.
My second hand, this is the Valley.
Yeah, it's very south.
It's more towards like San Diego than anything.
Yeah, yeah.
Below Dana Point, bro.
Below Dana.
Is it near Tarantula?
I'm not.
Yeah, it's, I think it's, yeah, I think it's under beach. Sorry, to make it, to make it. The beach of Tarantula, bro. Oh, below Dana. Is it near tarantula? Um, I'm not. Yeah, it's, I think it's, uh, yeah, I think it's on
the beach to make the beach of tarantula. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
And so it was a lot of sacrifice for me, but I just really
wanted to show up for my friend and I just, you know, and
what's the footwear for you, Blake? I know Kyle wears
pickleball shoes. Yeah, I was wearing fielas. Blake, you
wearing some axelari gotay-gottos or?
I wish I did. I wish I could have got Adam's link from Instagram and put those on.
But I had, I just have some like Adidas, like joggers basically. I need, I need better shoes.
Adidas joggers. You need lateral support and my
role. I do. I do. I do. I do. Right in the side like a homeboy on New Orleans home.
Yeah. Dude, and Blake can play pickleball. Thank you. Like, let's just let it. Yeah, dude and Blake can play pickleball.
Thank you.
Like let's just let it.
Oh, dude.
Blake's up letting.
No, we have some footage of some points during our silver match game, silver medal match
game.
Uh-huh.
And his hands are lightning fast.
Right.
His reactions.
I got a feeling Blake doesn't get tired.
Blake is, are you watching Kyle get tuckered out, but he knows
What's happening? Not no shots fired. No, that's all good. I didn't think he was getting tired until his legs completely buckled underneath
I was like oh no dude
Only played like five points. Well that seems like Kyle as he goes and goes and goes and no one knows
He's in trouble until he reaches a breaking point and then
I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate it pushing it like that.
Yeah, it was cool, man.
Push it until your body feels you.
It was fun.
Other than it being a 12 hour day and just hanging out with a bunch of pickleball dorks,
it was really cool, dude.
It was really cool.
Ah, burn.
Dude, I got so sick.
I was the sickest I've been in like my adult life
besides COVID, I think, this past, right after the
live show, like it did the live show.
I hit up Kyle, I was like, Kyle, did I get you sick
by open mouth kissing you in the live show?
Which I missed that moment.
Yeah, it couldn't have been the thousands of people
that we shook hands with and took selfies with after. I mean, yeah, for sure it was,
but I had to go, I was going to Sonoma.
I know which one it was too, but I'm gonna go.
You know who got you sick?
I know which one I could tell.
I was going to Sonoma for this NASCAR event
and with Chloe and it was supposed to be like
romantic getaway for us.
And I was so sick that the woman who was showing us
her room were staying at this nice
resort and she's like, so how was the podcast last night? I'm a big fan, you know, super,
super sweet, super sweet woman and she's showing us her room and Mr. Levine. I was like,
uh-huh, uh-huh and I walk in, I took off my clothes and just went to bed as she showed Chloe the rest of the room.
And I like hold the covers over my head, dude.
And then I slept.
I see you found the bed.
Yes.
Your boobs are huge.
You want your complimentary bottle of wine?
I guess you don't want turn down service.
There you go.
And then Chloe was like, I guess I'm gonna go to dinner
by myself and I just slept for like 18 hours. Wow.
I woke up the next day stayed up for like six hours and then went back to bed and slept
for another 13 hours. Okay, who from TI nation poisoned at them because that is some bull
shit. I know. They might have been those buzz balls did me in. Maybe it was the assassin
in the front row. Maybe fucking got to you. There's no way it was anything but the buzz balls.
Could have been.
Yeah, cuz I didn't get it.
Oh, hey man, these got me going.
By the way, this cram blasters flavor,
my new favorite flavor.
Oh, so it's just okay then?
No, it's just fine.
It's just fine.
Oh, man, I like this stuff.
Cram blasters is my new favorite, just okay drink.
So it does it taste like poison.
Oh, dude, if we're gone,
if the live show just became a commercial for Buzzballs,
we all gotta get a check if it's gonna be
a goddamn Buzzball commercial, you know?
Well, maybe they can sponsor the tour.
You need to cut us in, bro.
I felt good for about a little bit,
but you know, what is the luggage we're wheeling
about and what are the seats we're on?
There's a lot of opportunities.
Can we get those big massage chairs for the were on? There's a lot of opportunities. Can we get those big massage chairs for the next show?
There's a lot of opportunities.
If sponsors want to holler at us,
we will chill some products.
We will whore ourselves out.
Yeah, we're out here, baby.
Oh, God.
That's where the plague is all business.
I forgot about Blake's business acumen.
Well, let's talk a little bit about the live show.
What did you guys think?
Yeah, you kissed me, bro.
You kissed me, dude.
Yeah, I missed that because I was backstage.
Cermint was still like spoiler.
Yeah.
We had a crazy guest.
Cermint the frog announced.
I pulled some string.
What a fucking wild guest guest host.
Cermint the frog. That was crazy, dude, and then evidently Adam. He looks real. He does he looks amazing
Dude and I will say Kyle that was not premeditated. I gave Dursal high five
I was just kind of thinking I'm gonna high five my homies and then I and then I just
With the moment struck and I just had to kiss those hairy lips
Sixteen nine days. It just felt right in the moment, huh I just had a kiss those hairy lips. 16. 16. 16.
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16. 16. 16. 16. 16. Yeah, and then you pulled it at close or yeah, I have to rewatch those Kyle's rewatched it about yeah
Wait, did you I saw the I saw the clips bro they put some clips out on the ground and I was like wow look at that
Oh, I pulled them in huh interesting yeah, I think I mean as as a force of friendship
We've kind of kissed each other here and there, but that was the biggest most central kiss
That was the first one on camera.
Yeah, I do not know if I've ever kissed any of you guys to be perfectly on.
I was like, how he said we've kind of, I've such dirty finger many times with our cool handshake
that we do.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, you guys do like the pinky thumb, pinky thumb, grab and suck.
Yeah.
Is that what it is?
Yeah. We do something like that.
Very shagged, Dellig.
Blake and I kissed in an episode.
Yeah.
We're like, we're biking, we go, like, our faces kissed by accident.
Oh, yeah, me and Dells packed each other.
Yeah, and that was, that one was actually really weird.
Did that, that didn't make it in the episode, right?
It did it not.
I think that hit the cutting room for.
Yeah, Dells kept writing in him
and Blake kissing in episodes and then for whatever reason it doesn't make the show because it
doesn't make any sense. Let's not get into Blake pushing for the triple kiss in the movie. He's
like, there should be a triple kiss runner. There should be one. I mean, always wants it.
Blake, that's hella funny. That's hella funny. Always an advocate for the triple kiss. That's funny that's hella funny always an advocate for the triple kiss that's Blake I know Blake Blake all he really wanted the triple kiss in the movie
Okay, can we talk about triple have we ever talked about triple kissing? It was really big in the 2000s
But you know where it was it's from what I know whammo
It's from MTV like it's from MTV one of those true life like spring bro real world
Yeah, dude like they need to play those and there were like true life. I triple kiss. What does that even mean?
No, it's just like that was always a endgame when you're at like spring break was to like triple kiss each other
Not just dude friends. What? Yeah, I thought this was a joke. This is something that was no triple kissing was insane with your two dude homies
Is that what you're saying? No, it was like you're at spring break and then you triple kiss like two girls
Or why do you keep pitching that it's just me and Ders you keep saying it over and over yeah, my character was obsessed with
Triple kissing and it doesn't matter who it is
It's just it's more about it being three people kissing at once.
Right. It's checking a box for sure.
Yes. Yes.
Your boobs are huge.
Do whatever you need to to have the triple re-cox one box.
Okay. Okay.
Hey, and that's one of the many classic bits
you'll never see because we're not doing the workaholic.
And that's why.
That's why. And that's why Paramount Plush.
Can they not play ridiculousness anymore and just play that era of the like MTV reality,
like real life spring break.
Those were fucking crazy time capsules of.
There's tons of vintage gold that Viacom is sitting on
whether it be Comedy Central Nickelodeon or MTV.
There are shows that they have just been lost to history
that are so probably so fucking interesting to watch now.
Dude, Isaac and I were just talking about how Comedy Central
truly is like a nothing thing.
And how crazy that is.
What's going on? That just in the last like five years
The fact that we got the tattoos I know that we got the Comedy Central tattoos like
People like what is that with the old tower on it the globe with the tower on it?
Fuck, yeah, our bad actually that would be sick it's because it's truly nuts
It's like it was full of thing.
And then we were the sort of last gasp of air.
Because now if you have a show,
even if it's the funniest show in the world,
no one will see it.
Yeah.
Are they playing?
Are they be there?
What?
Because there's nothing on Comedy Central now, right?
There's there's no.
No, I don't know that there is.
No, it has that show that that I think they ended up
selling to like HBO Max the other two
It was that a comedy central it was a comedy central show. Well, that show is very funny
But then it became a hit on HBO. Yeah, yeah, but they let it go because I think they must have known like
No one will ever see their show if it's on Comedy Central
I think they let it go because they thought it was a good business move
Yeah, yeah It's on Comedy Central. I think they let it go because they thought it was a good business move. And they're bad at that.
Yeah.
Yes, that show is very funny.
And the first season is hilarious.
It's good.
Liacom is hysterically bad at that.
Much like our movie.
Their amount plus.
No, but think about all the people who had a show on
when we did.
Yeah, dude.
And how everyone was just kind of like slowly backing away
because they were like, this is a train to nowhere.
Isn't it crazy?
Dude, there was a photo, I don't know what event it was
where we have that photo and it's like kind of like
the lineup for, you know, the season,
the year season of Comedy Central.
Oh, it was the, what were those things things called the TCA's or something like that
I think it was called a Pali Fest or something or Pali Fest
Yeah, right right. It's like us. It's he and peel. It's broad city. It's Nick Crowell
It's just like crazy that people up there. I'm like if you like yeah, we can trash
We got locked down well what they what Comedy Central used to do and what they,
what they were so great at is they would take like kind of the next up
people and then put them on blast.
And then they can afford them.
So they always go somewhere else after that.
But that's the dirty secret is they can afford them because they pay out the
butthole for the daily show.
Yeah, they're going to pay out the butthole for a...
Shippup.
For Shippup.
They've got all these buttholes full of money.
Right, right.
And we like Teggle.
Yeah, but I think as a company,
as a just a whole, their motto was,
we don't pay for it as out of their butthole.
Yeah, they're the Oakland A's of comedy, so I get it.
But isn't that crazy?
And then you see a network like AMC or FX,
where they just were like this low key thing
who slowly built and built and built
and now they're like, these places you go to watch TV,
or at least they were before everyone bailed and said,
we gotta start a streamer.
Yeah.
But I think they're still holding true.
Like I mean FX is still holding fine,
being there with Hulu and stuff. They're still. Yeah, they're like they're still holding true. I mean FX is still holding fine being there with Hulu and stuff
They're still they're like effects on Hulu. Oh Lee would where's our Hollywood button Blake? Yeah, oh it's right here
Yeah, I just want to listen to his song now. It's very much like FX on Hulu
I don't know how many people are watching like straight to FX on Wednesday night or Thursday night right well
I mean that's the cable right I wish I was, by the way.
Yeah.
I was starting to end with the other night, I'm like,
on the couch, I'm like, I just feel like the specialness
of watching anything is over.
There's no like, hey, we gotta get home and tune in.
A point. Point television. Like, like no like, hey, we got to get home and tune in. A point.
A point television. Like, like, like, like, you know, music just isn't special anymore.
You're just like, you have all the songs at your disposal and it's kind of less, you don't
buy anything. You're not like, well, there's no, there's no real event. There's no real event.
There's no, that's what you mean by special where it's like, specialness, effort, like,
it's so easy. And it's at your fingertips. And you can do's what you mean by special, where it's like. Like, specialness, effort, like, it's so easy
and it's at your fingertips and you can do anything
that you're almost like, I don't wanna do anything.
I know, I know, it's like an embarrassment of riches.
Like, we have too much shit.
We're surrounded by all this shit that we're like,
we can do anything we want.
There's so many shows that I really, really like
that I just bailed on because, like Atlanta,
I didn't see the last two seasons. Yeah. Dave, I haven't watched that. I just haven't watched.
I got to watch the Dave. I got to watch. I thought I could. Those are the perfect examples because
I every episode of Atlanta, I'm like, oh, I really enjoyed this. Yep. It rocks. And then I just
didn't watch the last two seasons. And same with Dave, I like really enjoyed the, I think the first season I saw. And then I
just, I'm not, I just have not seen the, the next two. Like shows that, like impress me
where I go, fuck, they're doing it. This is so good. Finally. And then I, I just go on
criterion and watch like old fucking Warren. Yeah, well Warren baby rock.
That's all you might be.
Yeah, he might be the only one doing that.
If you're sitting down at your TV, you gotta, it's up to you.
Fuck it, but they're good.
What are you watching?
I'm watching old Jack Nicholson.
You got to watch, uh, bowl, uh, what's the one bowl red?
I'm watching reds right now.
Just Warren, baby, but I don't even know.
Well, that's a, what's the one where you place the president? Bowl, uh, which is Warren Beatty, but I don't even know, bro, that's a
What's the one where he plays the president?
Bulba bulba No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I know and he was in it, but like yeah, that's not what I'm talking about
I never really got down with Warren Betty
Why don't know what you're talking about Warren Betty never spoke to me really yeah
I was never a baby you never saw shampoo then I would know I never saw a baby head
But he was he was a mega star so go watch shampoo Go get the fuck out of here. Go watch shampoo. Watch shampoo, bit.
Spell shampoo.
Like, you can't.
You got shampoo.
I believe you got shampoo.
Yeah, shampoo is easy to the fucking spell.
Everybody's thinking about it right now.
You got to watch shampoo.
Shampoo is epic.
Shampoo is like,
Larry's pooping about her.
Hair dresser.
That's a muse of Beverly Hills,
who just can't stop fucking wives of the people, like of the
women who's doing the hair, and just get some like down this deeper and deeper rabbit
hole, and it's hilarious.
Oh, that is not what I thought it was.
It's like a dark comedy.
But they remade it, right?
And then John Travolta, like in the new one, like played a woman.
No, you're thinking about hairspray, bro.
You're thinking about hairspray. Oh. You're thinking about hairspray.
Oh, shampoo is just like hairspraying versus shampoo.
What's a better movie?
Shampoo.
OK.
I think it's going to be shampoo.
Hey, T.I. nation.
Go into Durses DM.
Tell me if you like shampoo or hairspray better.
OK.
But they're all going to be like, what are these movies
Blake is talking about? Oh, what are these movies Blague is talking about?
Oh, yeah.
What are these movies?
We don't know, we're never seen them.
Uh, I'm gonna come.
Well, I just, I was in, I just did the NASCAR event
in Sonoma with Clown, all sick and shit,
but I rallied for the NASCAR event,
and I'm supposed to say, driver starts your engines.
And they're like, yeah, so are you excited
to say those special words?
And I was like, doing a live interview for NASCAR
like on Fox and I go, oh yeah, I'm gonna say
those three magical words.
I'm not gonna say them now, but I'm definitely
saying those three magical words.
And then I go, right, yeah, it looks like he's gonna have some fun. And then they call
cutting, they're like, you know, it's four words, right? Drivers. You're right. I will say,
start your, start the, and start your engines is three. Yeah, dude, I know, but I'm like,
of course, of course I'm fucking it up just already just with my foggy sick brain.
But dude, people were so fired up because I was like, they're like, how dare he make a mockery of, of him saying drivers?
You're on a roll lately.
Yeah.
Dude, I really am.
I'm putting my foot in my mouth.
Quickly.
Tight one of the whole.
But then most people were like, oh, that was fun.
But they're definitely with some NASCAR diehards that were like
Fuck this guy. Wait, they felt like you you made a mockery of it because you said and John and John
Your ship was sick. I got fired up for that. I did too. I thought you brought that little funk to the
Factor guys. That's what I thought to and you know
Alan covert who works with a happy Madison who who was grandma's boy in grandma's boy,
he told me he's like, have fun with it.
Watch the old Adam Sandler when Sandler would do it.
He said, in general.
Oh, no.
I said, in general.
No.
No.
I didn't, you didn't even in general.
There's no way.
No way. In general. The people believe who? A snorchoran. No, they would go, they would do, I didn't you didn't even in Jones there's no way didn't do sand
Snorture and they would go they would they would do like a whole like I don't know yeah
He was doing his like old sailor thing. He's just like just have fun with it like be like yeah
But if you had to describe
Two different sailor things the first one is that this one and then the other one is that this one
All right, I'm right there with you The first one is the this one and then the other one is that this one
You did water boy no dude if anything I was doing like Chris Farley
Wait a minute wait. Did you do Farley or sit come on? Well, I wasn't doing Sandler. That's what I'm saying. I thought you did Adam divine
I was doing my own thing
But if we're saying if you're like in the past sounds like a little water boy
It sounds like a little by you. Water boy.
Water boy.
It's by you.
Bobby, Bushay.
Bobby Bushay.
Bobby Bushay.
What, so they thought you were mocking it?
They thought you were mocking it.
Yeah, so people were like a little fired up that that I was mocking the, they're like,
what happened to the classic driver,, or gentlemen start your engines.
Who's got the number one like,
but guys, don't invite me to do it then.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm gonna do it then.
That's, I'm gonna give it some thoughts.
Exactly.
I'm with you.
They brought you to do your thing.
Yeah.
They bring you to do whatever the fuck else.
We go viral with this one.
Who is the person who's like gentlemen? Start your engine.
Yeah, like who's the guy they are like?
Shatner.
I'm sure people they have people to do that and that's great.
I'm not going to be that guy pal.
Actually, Shatner probably did his own thing.
Yeah, Shatner did his own thing for sure.
We got a viral with this one.
Engines.
He phrased it like a question.
Stargur engines? Stargur engines?
Stargur engines?
Stargur engines?
But it was super fun doing and those NASCAR events
are always so fun, dude.
Like, we've done the one-out and Fontana before,
but the one in Sonoma is, I had even more fun
because it's a, what do they call it?
A road course. So it's not, it's a, what do they call it? A road course.
So it's not a, just circuit on the streets.
No, it's like, but it's, there's like,
there's like turns in it.
Okay, so it's a shame.
No, it's a shame as opposed to just a oval.
Okay. Oh, that's kind of cool.
That's the best.
That's the best.
It was way cool.
I didn't even know Nascar did that.
And these are like stock cars
Yes, they stock cars ask car and what is everyone is all the are all the cars like who's making This car like underneath the like advertisement shells. That's the entire
Do I don't know they they have like Chevy makes engines, but there's like poor engines
Yeah, there's gotta be.
I'm sure, but I know that they can only go
to like a certain horsepower,
and then there's other little tweaks that you can do,
but everybody has to have the same amount.
Right.
As much as the driving is super important,
I think the sport really lies in who makes
like the engines and the cars.
Like that is the actual like,
the entire science behind you.
Well, the driving is also pretty damn important too,
but driving's important also your squad,
who's around, do you take care of the fun cars?
Just turn left.
It's science.
It's just turn left.
Okay, Zoolander.
Yeah, but this is the road course.
So it's like I just explained it's not all left.
They're people, they're taking right.
Well, that is pretty cool.
Yeah.
Oh, now Blake's saying there's so there's rights. I forgot this guy's a Helene's right is what's a driving
Blake. Don't get it twisted. You would not be able to drive. That's that's hard. Wow, man. No,
I saw Blake drive in demolition Derby. The guy was scared shitless, man. Yeah, there's no way.
That's way different. That's people of running into you and hitting you and killing you.
Dude, people are literally telling us.
Just to put Blake on blast, doing demolition Derby.
I did for Adam Devines, bad ideas.
Oh yeah, my brother, yeah.
Yeah.
It's science where we were doing a demolition Derby
and we have cameras all around.
Blake was going, no, oh my God, give me out of here.
He was.
He was good.
No, but he was being a real bitch about it.
My brother, my brother who directed that said it was kind of a scary environment because
you guys were trying, yeah, you guys were getting hunted.
Well, for sure.
No, there was a reason to be scared, but I'm saying it like,
there were backwards hillbillies coming up to me and telling telling me I'm gonna make a point to fucking hurt you out there
The regulars were coming after you
Yeah, I didn't like that. I didn't like that one bit and I don't even I didn't even know how to do stick shifts
So what I know that's crazy. If I had any sort of comfort behind the wheel of that car
But I literally don't even know how to drive so when they were saying that I'm like, oh, yeah
They're going to kill me Know what I'm doing. Hey, can I just go on record with Kyle saying
that, yeah, Blake, I also don't think you'd be able to hang in a stock car race. Oh,
cool. And a professional stock car race. Yeah. Yeah.
I'm gonna take back. All right. I'll look and take that way.
You just submitted you don't know how to drive a car. So yeah, I would say I would say you probably wouldn't do grade in the stock car
Is all right shout out to freaking Dale Earnhardt Dale Earnhardt junior freaking Kyle petty
I got nothing but respect for you guys man. I like what you do out there do it
They they asked they asked me to to guess who's gonna win and I don't know shit about stock car racing
But I was like I guess the Kyle bush just because I'm like, eight to my lucky number.
Yeah, yeah.
Got in second place, pretty dang good.
Hey, that's not bad.
Isn't he like the guy?
They're all the guy.
Well, there's like five of them
that are all kind of vine for the guy.
Who's the best?
Well, I guess one of my super special shout outs
is to everybody who came to the live show and
California.
Go ahead and read that list.
Go ahead and read that list.
I don't know, but somebody gave me this naked grandma jacket right here, which is pretty
cool.
Oh, sick, very cool.
Very cool.
It actually smells pretty good.
It's the guy who said it.
It's the guy who said it.
I was on.
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or how well they're here in the soundboard
because when it be boxed the clips back,
you couldn't hear it.
You can't really hear the soundboard that well.
Yeah, we gotta get that dialed in.
You know, this is the first one
and we're gonna get better and better the more we do it.
So hopefully we get out there,
but you know, that's all up to Isaac
and we know not to trust him.
So.
You know what else was super six
Seeing Anna and Todd live in person. It was very cool. That's right. That's right. Those are our producers
Extraordinary very special and big big shout out to them. It was really awesome kicking it big shout out to them
Yes, thank thank you for making that happen age or will pop. Yeah, we like smoked weed on stage after the show was over
It was fucking cool.
Yeah, well-pout, well-pout, well-pout.
That was a big time, well-pout.
Big, well-pout.
And I finally got to kiss my homie Kyle.
So that was a big, well-pout.
That was a tonsur, a whole pile.
And I now have mono.
So yeah.
That's a great thing.
OK, yeah, so outlaws comes out July 7th, guys. And you guys are all coming to the premiere. So thank you so much. I appreciate it.
It's crushing the trailer is destroying it. Got something like 45 million views in in two days. That's off the he's, which happy
Madison was really pumped about. So, yeah, so please tune in. It's on Netflix, baby. July 7th,
the outlaws start your in-jones. Start your in-jones. I'm going to give a recommendation.
Everyone out there who's listening to me talk about old movies, go ahead and watch Oh god, no one's doing jack Nicholson in Paris. Art garfunkel of garfunkel, Simon and Garfunkel?
That sounds like a...
Alright.
Hey, it's a good one.
And that's another episode of Garfunkel.
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