This Is Important - Ep 142: Are Adams Hips Cake? The Out-Laws July 7th!
Episode Date: July 4, 2023Today, this is what's important: The 4th Of July, lifting weights, The Out-Laws (out July 7th on Netflix!), George Clooney, Is It Cake? (out now!), Buzzballs in the wild, Physical: 100, The Wizards (o...n Spotify again!), hip surgery, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio, the show where we only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important.
Today on This Is Important... Are you sticking a knife in it or you're sticking a dick in it.
I don't want to be mean.
That's my one thing.
I never want to be mean.
Ever.
Cake comes out of a vagina.
Let's go.
Let's go
Yeah
Yeah, I just want a party and then Blake your turn you go happy fourth of July you go now I say happy Fourth of July. You go now. I say happy
Fourth of July. No, now you sing a cool American song. There you go. Um, you're a grand old flag.
You're a high fly and flag. Happy birthday, America. That was really, that was really good. I did not
think that was what was coming out, but I love it. I really scrambled and I picked a frickin' classic tune.
Yeah, my God.
Banger.
Who was that, Jemaine DePree?
That's a banger, dude.
Yeah, do that so, so death.
Come on now.
Yeah, I should have known.
It's a little bow-wow.
You got a remix though.
You're a grand old flagdress.
Hit us with your favorite American classic hit us with it
Adam what did you do did you do I'm a real American?
It's a piece of it. Okay, then I'll do I am a real American
Rip the shirt off. Yeah, there. There you go dude. Wow.
How can I like it?
So wait, I do want to get can we check each other's birth certificates?
I don't know if we've ever done that absolutely.
We just assumed and I want to see the hard copy.
Hmm. Well, the one guy who I would think maybe isn't from America on his birth certificate
refused to be on today's podcast
He said I'm out
Funny of that word. He made a big deal about how he's gonna be with his family celebrating holidays. Yeah
None other than the Czechoslovakian plant the spy
than the Czechoslovakian plant, the spy, I own. Why didn't you go in Korea?
And very possibly full, full-blooded Korean, who knows?
But social security cards up to the camera right now.
Freak you see ya.
Hey, man.
I'll tell you, I tell you my number.
Put them up.
69, 69, 420.
Dude, you're such a savage, bro.
This is the only card I carry.
Hooter's VIP, VV.
What the old one?
You did not get a new one, right?
You didn't get it.
No, I didn't.
This is all this is expired.
It expired long ago.
Should we take this time to go hooters?
We're here.
We're here and we're family.
There's one coming into Orange County.
There's one right there right off the freeway.
That's not possible.
There's no way.
As you answer, that's not a be a reality show, Frank.
As you enter Orange County, there's a hooters right.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yes.
Yes, yes.
You know, Blake knows the one.
The new one.
Yes.
I thought you said they were building one.
Right off the 405.
No, no, no, they're not building.
No, no, hanging on for dear life.
But I thought you said they were opening a new one.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no They are hanging on for dear life. They also tagged it with like a Howard Johnson or something,
which is a cool combo.
I'm gonna come right like while you're staying at a sick mid-tier
hotel, you gotta get your belly full of wings.
Oh yeah, it's a tour.
It's a tour.
For sure, for sure, brother.
And just like cool hunger dude, trap.
Yeah.
Yeah, absolutely.
Speaking of traps, speaking of traps, Adam with't know what the shirt off. You're gonna want to watch this one on YouTube,
because my boy is freaking popping. First dress.
Hot off the red carpet.
And on his green baby. It's summertime at the beach.
And how do we get there? What are we doing? What are we doing? Are we doing heavy weight?
Are we throwing heavy weights around?
Is that airbrushed? No, I mean, are we talking about we're talking about my body?
Finally again. Thank you. God been a while. It's been too long
Kind of have to the people are gonna be asking other gonna have cues
I
See it when you come down to for the the fourth party, you know if you absolutely come down
And there you go one down one down Kyle not coming
It kids got to be in parades. I have totally absolutely if there's one day to parade
It's the force get your parade on and the whole
Yeah, no just as far as how my body and body and get back to the most important thing of the
podcast is my body.
Sure.
That's why the people listen.
I can't believe I've been brought up my children, but go ahead.
We can go viral with this one.
I can't walk for more than like three blocks, three city blocks, but yeah.
No, I have, since I can't work out the way I used to.
Now I live, base, I lived as heavy as I can essentially.
Let's go.
Oh, okay.
So you just from your naval up, yeah, naval up.
I'm lifting hard.
So are we doing like lap pull downs?
Is this all bench?
Is this just bench?
Is this military press?
Get into it, fellas.
This is what we're here for.
This is important. No here for this is important
No, no, no, no, it's important. No, it's I it's I have a mix of
You know, I'm doing some incline flies. Okay, I do everything in my garage
So just what I can do do there. So I'm not going to a proper jam
But I am fairly swole as well as I think I've ever been my god you hardly fit in the zoom screen I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it.
I'm not going to be able to do it.
I'm not going to be able to do it.
I'm not going to be able to do it.
I'm not going to be able to do it.
I'm not going to be able to do it.
I'm not going to be able to do it.
I'm not going to be able to do it.
I'm not going to be able to do it.
I'm not going to be able to do it.
I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it all I do it all. I mean we building these traps my buddy Swoley mammoth who is a a trainer based out of Charles and South Carolina
He sends me workouts every morning. So I get a new fresh batch
Yeah, five five I would say five days a week and and then I just bang it out go in the garage get my get my swallon
There you go baby boy. I like that. It's nice because you can you learn you lift loud right? Yeah I think I've gotten better. I think the last time
probably the last time you saw me lift was probably like eight years ago or something
like deep in the work of holics days like probably eight to ten years ago.
And I think I've gotten much quieter. The older I've got, I used to be a real
I think I've gotten much quieter.
The older I've gotten, I used to be a real gutter-erule screener. We wrote a work all-except episode kind of based around it.
Absolutely.
But I backed off that.
Well guys, we don't have a lot of time to lolly gag today
because we have a lot of shit to cover.
Like, there's a lot of products for us to push.
There's some huge news stories we need to cover.
Where should we begin?
But I start with one that you know of.
Yeah, I didn't get the list.
Yeah, there's the outlaws on Netflix, dude. Happy premiere.
Come on, let's push some freaking products here, baby.
Yeah, well, I mean, it was so fun. I mean the the premiere party was last week
It was it was a banger. I was like that was probably the wild
This one of the true wildest premiere after parties. I've been to yeah, I was like workaholics season one and two
I was pretty surprised those are different. Yeah, those are different animal
Yeah, they were still in our in our 20s
We were in our actual backyard of our house. Those weren't like rap parties. Those were expressions of rage
Yeah, that's true. We were hate drinking beers whole
Yeah, it was super fun and then you know the the premiere having
Pierce there he almost couldn't make it. He was shooting. And he, uh,
uh, with, there was like crazy flight delays and he had to catch another flight to make it.
So, thank God he could be there. And then, uh, sandman himself, Adam Sandler, Grace Thee,
Rick Carpide, which was great to see. Yes. And, uh, we're, we're all really excited for
the movie. So it's, it comes out July 7th. And, uh, I couldn't, I couldn't be more excited for it. And for the audience listening, it's a bad guy. Yeah. We saw it. We for the movie. So it's it's comes out July 7th and I couldn't I couldn't be more
excited for it. And for the audience listening, it's a better. Yeah, we saw it. We saw the movie.
The movie is freaking awesome, dude. It's a lot of fun. There's two people know
Blake Anderson is also in this movie. I doubt it. Yeah, yeah, he made a brief appearance in one
of the cuts of the trailers. Yeah, and by briefly meaning this is on. Yeah. Yeah, he made a brief appearance in one of the cuts of the trailers. Yeah, and by briefly meaning this is on there.
Yeah.
Yeah, well Blake, I think you said it right.
I think you did a post-ders where you're like Blake comes in and just steals every damn
scene he's in.
Oh, right.
He's about feveries.
He's my god.
He's my god, Damace Hassan.
Oh, my god.
I love it.
And I want to dursan it as well, but you were shooting something else while we were shooting he held out. Yeah, I love him for money
No, but it's got amazing set pieces you guys are super funny and you're with some real icons
That's it's Pierce Bros. Yeah, yeah, fucking Pierce. Yeah, true legend. Michael Rooker, Ellen Barker, which by the way, Rooker MVP of the
rap party. My God, he can't put in me in headlocks and my God, did I lose consciousness? Yeah.
Yeah. You literally were. I was like, you're really squeezing Michael Rooker. You're really
squeezing, dude. I'm not trying to put anybody on the spot, but do you guys have Rooker movies that like when you see him you're like fuck
Because I was he's been in everything right
Obviously he's been in the days of thunder is the one. Oh shit
opposite Tom Cruise and you're like
Your I was always kind of rooting for Rooker. I'm like this fucking badass. Dude, I forgot.
That's so great.
I mean, I do.
I loved Days of Thunder so much
that the first porno I ever saw in my life.
Okay.
Friends dad had this porno.
And when we found it, it was like obviously it blew our minds
because we're in like fifth grade.
Wow, dude.
And it was from the 70s.
Like Indiana Jones, Temple of Doom.
It was wild, it was our holy grail.
And so we wanted to talk about it 100% of the time.
And I remember like one of the next mornings
we were spending the night at my buddy's house
and his mom was making his pancakes.
And we wanted to talk about it.
So we made up a fake name for it.
And we called it Knights of Thunder.
And she's like, what's Knights of Thunder?
And we're like, it's the sequel to Days of Thunder.
It's gonna come out soon, you haven't seen it.
And she was like, huh, crazy, yeah, I haven't heard of that.
That's the most porno name you could ever meet up.
I know.
And hindsight, I'm sure she was just like,
yeah, you're talking about the porno.
It was like, that's weird because my pornoome was missing and your dad's gonna be paying us.
Because he gave it to me.
We put it back every time.
Do you recall, was there like footage of race cars?
Like, or, no, it was just like,
it was our favorite movie and we were always talking
about Days of Thunder.
And so then it was like, okay, okay.
So the Pornome had nothing to do.
It wasn't a Pornome. It was not a race car. It was not, oh, okay. Okay. So the Pornow had nothing to do. It wasn't a Pornow car.
It was not a race car themed.
It was not a race car themed.
I thought it was like babes of thunder.
Yeah.
No, it was, it was just like a gaze of thunder.
I don't know.
Gase of thunder.
Yeah, it was just like gase of, just dudes.
Back then, a Pornow was a Pornow.
Oh, man.
All I'm looking for is penetration.
It didn't matter what it was.
Oh, my God.
It just maled the sucking things. That's all I needed to see as a child. Oh, it was real what it was like. Oh my god. Just mal this is sucking things.
That's all I needed to see as a child. Oh, it was real. It was real hairy in a way that
it was more like anatomical science. It was more like it was like seeing your parents
fuck, but we didn't, you know, it was still very. Never seen. But, uh, you have it. It's
science. I can imagine. I can imagine that. A game. That is huge. I think my Rooker film was a guardians of the galaxy,
dude. He's like one of the main bros up in there. Yeah. Yeah.
Yondu. Yeah. Is the arrow guy. He's blazing that movie. Yeah. Yeah.
That's right. And then, dude, you know what, uh, your buddy, I mean, Jeff
friend of the pod shout out Tater salad
He was like saying rookers in mall rats like going all the way back. I forgot that
He's in everything for me is JFK. Whoa
What is he in JFK? I don't remember JFK's John Kennedy
Franklin
I think he's just one of the like, not campaign workers,
but like AIDS or whatever.
To, uh, to, uh, to, um, Kevin Costner's character.
Yeah.
I haven't seen that one.
Todd is saying he plays Bill Brasard.
So that's a person.
That seems like, yeah, if we knew, if we knew anything about history,
that would probably walk.
That would rock our socks.
Exactly. Our socks would get fully rocked.
Haven't seen it in decades.
But whenever I see, he's the guy who like loses it
and is like, I'm fucking out and like quits or whatever.
That's all I remember.
But he like, again, he's like Blake,
just comes in, steals the movie.
Really? He really stuck with you.
That's the one I recognize,
and I've seen him in a trillion other things. Well, he came in and he stole the fucking party is what he did stuck with you. That's the one I recognize, and I've seen him in a trillion other things.
Well, he came in and he stole the fucking party
is what he did, my god.
And he's great in the movie too.
He's just such a character, like in real life too.
He's just such a fun guy to be around.
He's also like a martial arts expert.
He's like a eight-notch degree black belt.
He gives that vibe and I'm probably
wrong with the degree but he's like super, super martial artist can still like backwards
kick his head, kick his leg way up over his head and he kept showing us that while we're
shooting.
Dude, if you slip and fall and hurt yourself, uh, we're fucked.
Dude, that's why I stole kicky. That why at the party, he was kept putting his legs behind his head on the dance floor.
That was cool, dude.
I missed it.
Damn, I missed it.
Break dancing like crazy.
That must have been at the very end of the night after I took like five shots at 15 minutes
and then decided to like take my shirt off and to end and start kissing people.
Dude, you went MIA.
I didn't see the shirt come off.
I saw, like the shots were happening and then I was like,
okay, this night just turned left here.
But then, yeah.
Well, I, because I was Nina's crew
or asked me to do a shot, I'm like, okay.
And then one other person asked me to do a shot
and then I did a shot with Tim
and then I did a shot with Isaac.
And then I think I might have had like one more shot within like a 20, 30 minute span.
And that's dude, I don't even think it was that.
I think it was 10 years.
Yeah.
We were all staying there.
Yeah.
Are we doing another?
Are you weren't here?
Yeah, that's exactly right.
And then all of a sudden, there's photos of me just like fully like.
Yeah.
And just taking, I like got a blink 182 tattoo because my character in the movie is a big
fan and he has the voice recognition code to get in his vault because he's a bank manager
is she left me roses by the stairs. So I was a Blake wanted to tattoo just on my chest.
I woke up the next day went to get in the shower and I was like, oh he did to Tat just on my chest. I woke up the next day, went to get in the shower.
And I was like, oh, what the fuck happened?
Is that real bad?
Is that real bad?
Is that real bad?
It wasn't a real tat that they were giving out.
They were like, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a good question.
But that would have been fucking cool.
If by the end of the night you had someone give you a,
I just had a blink tat that would happen.
We've been to parties where people have tattoo artists, right? Is that just yes, just L.A. Thing or is this across the board everywhere people are like?
No, it's across the board. Yeah, I've been to one of those parties in Charleston, South Carolina
I think it's okay. Tats are very
They're so normalized now you could just you know getting tat is like yeah, okay
I'll pick up some eggs get a tattoo
Yeah, it's all about making life decisions within a five minutes band
You know like just let's go. Let's go. I mean, I do feel weird that Blake and I don't have tattoos at all Adam
You've got two. I just the one just the one really bad as one
We haven't done a cool movie like suicide squad where we all get like squad tattooed on our forearm
But as soon as we do I feel like we all did do a movie together. That's pretty cool. And didn't get that too.
Yeah. Should we have gotten the little game over, man?
Yeah. The orange bow ties tattooed on our top.
Oh, yeah. It's just it's just gum. G-O-M. Yeah, I just get gum on our throat.
Gum. Now we're gum shoulder tats. I'm gonna come.
I'm gonna gum. I'm gonna gum. I'm gonna gum.
I'm gonna gum. Yeah, the go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.
Yeah, the party was the party was pretty sick. Nina. Nina was throwing down. That was fun. Yeah,
she parties. Yeah. Nina's such a good vibe. She's a great person. She's a lot of
people. Oh yeah, it's cool. It was cool to have to play opposite her in the movie just because
it's where we become such good friends and it's
just so easy to work with someone that you already know you have a like like work with you guys
it's like we have such a shorthand that it doesn't have to be it everything doesn't need to be a thing
which I appreciate yeah oh you know how like you work with another actor and like they have like such a
bomb.
You can't look them in the eyes.
You hate them?
Yeah.
No, it's just that other people just have like a bomb.
Everything, they have just more of a process to it and not sentences.
Oh, you're free.
Enough.
But she rocked.
So yeah, and coming to the party, it was a it was a banger.
Oh, it really was.
And she she, Sean White was lucky enough to be her plus one.
It was pretty cool kicking it with Sean White that night.
It was our studded dude.
Yeah, yeah.
Sean was there.
Yeah, and it definitely got a little rel was looking
like a little rel.
He's hilarious and a little. Love, love, love.
He's very good.
Didn't know he was such a work of a hallix fan,
but he like let us know.
Really mean.
Yeah.
He was showing love, man.
I was hyped on.
That's very cool.
Yeah, Rell's a great guy.
Uh-huh.
Everybody really Lauren Lapkes is super funny in the movie.
Go funny.
She's great too.
Shout out, Evan Stoneian.
Yeah, she rocks. Yeah, so it was a there everybody that that's what I love so much about the movie is
All of the other is my body in it and also all of the other actors just crush like yeah
I know it really knocks out the park
wrote Richard kind as my dad
and Knox out the park, Richard kind as my dad, my Judy, Richard kind.
Every line.
He is so funny.
He just, yeah, he is everything he says is just hilarious.
He was well, solid gold too. It was like hard in the edit to like whittle him down because once you wind him up,
he just is going.
And he's the, and also on set, he was the coolest guy,
like so welcoming and just like super lovely
to have a conversation with and then not weirdly,
but just out of nowhere is just best friends
with George Clooney.
So you know, he's just a freaking the coolest dude.
I have heard.
Yeah, they came up together.
What's yours?
I have a theory about that because they seem like an odd couple,
right?
Kind of a little bit. He told me he told me who is that they've just known each other since they were like struggling actors and
Yeah, but I've known I've known people since I was struggling like who dude out here that I don't like
I'm like sure sure
Yeah, yeah
Richard kind of so you want to be so to school I think it is
I think that when they met George was like the handsome guys
I'm gonna hang out with you and then George is like this guy's super talented. So he's hanging out with him
Yeah, I mean so they like the ecosystem. They both got a little I think he was part of that crew and I could be wrong
So someone look it up for me, but I
Think he was the star of he hung the pussy patrol with the caprio. No, I think
Richard kind was in that crew that he gave
All of his friends a million dollars. He gave like 20 friends
When are you gonna do that Adam?
Well, I didn't sell a booze company for a billion dollars. Well come on. I do love it
They're like he gave his friends a million dollars
because he was just stoked to be a friend.
He's like, no, he needed to offload money
for tax purposes and was like, you got the call.
Frick, see you.
Giving away your money, though, like that isn't,
that you can't write that off your taxes.
Believe me, I've tried.
They figured, they figured something out.
Oh, did that.
Yeah, that's gotta be a loophole.
Who the hell is just handing out millions to the home
He's just in hard cash
Well, he did he gave his friends a million dollars. He's it was after his sale of cost amigos
So it was 14 of his closest friends the boys for dinner on Friday September 17th
Friends fucking suck 2013 and gave them a cool million dollars and $20 bills,
which is sick.
Friendship.
Dude, as much as I fucking love you guys,
what the fuck, dude?
That's so cool.
Just a million.
Would you leave us for a million dollars
and a friendship with George Clooney?
1000%, I'd never talk to you guys again, man.
I'd erase your photos from my phone really? Yeah, I'm fine
But you have a million dollars work a little harder. Yeah
I'm a dude looking book something dude. It's not even about the money. It's about fucking cloney, bro
I'm trying to get you a cloney
I want to be an Italy. I want to be in Lake Como. He's gonna be like
Italy, I want to be in Lake Como. He's gonna be like, no, it's gonna be like, yeah, that's, that's harsh.
It's not even a mill. You said three million.
Dude, I'm trying to get out of this friendship in the cleanest way possible.
That feels like a great list. Yeah, let's go through the $14 million.
Dude, I know what I know what actually a couple of these guys.
Really? I know.
Grands. He's a producer director. I know actually a couple of these guys really I know
Haslov has love right he's a producer director. Yes. Yes. Okay. There's an actor back in the day, right? I'm not I know he was a I know he's a producer. I'm not recognizing a lot of these names
So Miguel Ferrer
Okay, who's that is his cousin, I believe.
What we need to talk about is who he is in Robocop.
He's like the younger business guy.
Yes, we do.
Who develops Robocop to go against Ed 2-0-9.
Okay.
He's one of my favorite actors.
All right, of course.
Of course.
He's fucking smart.
I love that he's one of your favorite actors.
You have Kyle do I'm offended
Do you have to drop a top 10 favorite actors list because it's fucking bizarre and I and people need to look them up
I'm sorry Miguel for rare Robocop blink check and this is my bad for not knowing the name right
You know right out the game. It's the dude from blink check
Oh, and by the way just looked up who Grant Hezlov is,
and I do not know this man.
I don't know him.
Grant Hezlov, I believe he was also like the back guy
in True Lies.
He was like an actor in the 80s.
Yeah, you know, I recognize him in a lot of shit.
Yeah, right.
He's an Academy Award winner for Best Picture.
So he's like a huge deal when he was a producer.
Yeah.
So George Clooney gave 14 of his
closest villains and movies, one million dollars. Yeah. So this is a bad guy coalition. Brandy Gerber does
need a mill, right? Is that the Gerber? I think that's Cindy Crawford's husband. And then he owns
Castamigo's with him. Right. So, so yeah, that it's like, hey, I'm gonna give you a million,
if you could give me a million back.
I'm gonna give you a million back.
Right, I mean, this is just me.
You gotta spend money to make money.
Well, see, when you make a billion dollars,
you go on, yeah, like,
or business wins over there.
Going down with the ship, brother.
Wait, how do these people are already millionaires?
Yeah, they're for sure millionaires.
So this was like, I was in the band, Toto. Oh, come on, that, that's, yeah,
he's cashed to the fuck out. Toto money's last for this one.
It was a director from friends, the show like what?
What? What?
Yes, now, I know what the hell? What you get to George George Clooney level you don't have friends that aren't
Multiple that aren't super successful. Yeah, if it's now one friend where they're like hey all the 14 of us and then the 15th dude
Yeah, but yours you're you're not gonna be George Clooney and you never will be
Yeah, come on, but I'm just saying like, you gotta tighten your circle.
You need 14 billionaires that year.
Well, see, the thing is,
is if you were George Clooney,
you would make all your friends successful.
You would introduce them to the right people.
They would know the right people.
Your friends are their friends,
and then they become successful.
I don't know.
I don't want that responsibility.
Goodbye.
I think they could figure it out. Dude, I'm down. I'll go down that responsibility. I think they could figure it out.
Dude, I'm down.
I'll go down that road.
I'll be the Clooney of our friends.
Come on.
That just gets messy and weird
because then your friends are like,
yeah, look, I know my Toaster Strudel idea
didn't fly when you introduced me to Randy Gerber or whatever,
but I got this new idea.
It's called rope shoes and you're like,
hey, Durs, invested.
I don't know.
Yeah, we're invested.
We're in, dude.
We're in.
Blake and I are gonna have power powers combine
and be the George Clooney of our world.
I want rope shoes, whatever the fuck rope shoes are.
I fucked that one.
Yeah, yeah.
But I'm already thinking they sound pretty fucking cool, dude.
I'd take some rope shoes.
Let me write that gravy train.
You can have it.
You can have it.
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Yeah, yeah, it is.
What we did the outlaws movie comes out on Netflix.
It comes out July seven.
So you're listening to this on the 4th of July, you're having a little get together.
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Listen to this is important.
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Maybe you also notice that season two of is it?
Just came out and
Okay, so I just saw you post about that. What is it? K the hit Netflix game show is it cake Adam? Come on your company man. I know you know what is it?
I know you hey host
I'm a lucky day. Yeah. What are you in it? Why are we? Yes. I'm in episode one of season two. It's okay.
I didn't know I didn't know I thought I thought you were about to say hosted by me and I was out of it like whoa
I didn't know that you do but you're in an episode no Adam. It's about somebody else
Mikey day now he's one of my 14. He's in he's getting a meal just like that. Oh, yeah
Yeah great guy man. I had a blast on set. Yeah, that's sick
I didn't know you did that that show. I do actually I don't know if I've ever seen that show
But I do like the,
like every once in a while you'll see it on Instagram
or it's just like,
it just looks like a blender
and then they take a knife to it
and it's a goddamn cake and you're like,
what?
Yeah, for sure.
It's a great idea.
Adam, what does that do for you?
It gets me hard.
I'm just,
I'm just seeing it.
He's like,
I'm just seeing it. I like to see it. It's the, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, I see it. I like it.
It's the, the, the, the, the, yeah, I thought it.
Yeah, it does sub to me sexually.
I don't, I don't know.
I'm sure that's what most people think when they see, uh, is it cake?
We need the, is it's cake porno, though?
That has to happen.
Where is this cake?
She goes to take the knife to it and be like, honey, that's a cake.
Oh, no, that's cake.
All right. She's got dick. Oh no, that's a cake, all right.
She's got a cake.
I don't know.
That isn't cake.
Do not cut it in my ass.
Don't cut my ass.
Don't cut my ass.
What are you doing?
Will you be a little more descriptive?
Sure.
How exactly are you putting it?
Are you sticking a knife in it?
Or are you sticking a dick in it?
You're dick now.
It could be either.
But I feel like either way, if your dick is in a cake, it's probably gonna feel similar.
I mean, I feel like it should be like,
similar to genitalia, right?
It should be like, it comes out like a butt or like a vagina.
And then like, what the cake comes out of a vagina?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
they roll out like a butt on a table
or like a little kuchi on a table, right?
Okay, okay.
Okay.
And then it's like, you have to pick if it is it real
or is it cake?
Sure.
And if it's real, there's like a woman possibly
contorted underneath the table to put her vagina.
Like, I can do it.
No, it could be a guy.
I'll be contorted.
Yeah, it's like a glory hole situation.
And you're like, okay, before I-
It's like a set up to be awesome.
We're in Eastern European.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like those weird pornoes that you watch really.
What's this?
They're not weird.
Great ass.
It's pretty weird.
Isn't that a thing?
In like Japanese culture, we're like a naked woman
lays there and people eat sushi off of them.
Yeah.
I mean,
anything.
And maybe in pornoes, in Japanese pornoes.
Yes, I think.
Well, it definitely happened in Showdown
in Little Tokyo, which we asked,
Stalflung, right about.
Yeah, maybe that's what I'm thinking about.
And workaholics.
Yeah, we do it in workaholics.
Yeah.
I think it might have happened in rising sun as well.
Yes, the Wesley Snipes movie.
Yes.
Okay, so is that vagina or is it sushi?
Cake.
So what, so Blake, explain the episode to us. So do you, it's so key? Of the real show. Cake. So what, so like explain the episode to us.
So do you, it's so here.
Of the real show.
Yes.
Uh, not a, let's get out of the gutter for a second.
As you walk into a room and it looks like an office and then they're like, hey, you
got to choose what's cake and what.
It's just a lamp.
Well, similar.
Okay.
So that, that's, that's, that's pretty much the gist, but basically they have like um,
no, it's not your it's a studio. It's a television studio that lights and glamor and they wheel
something out on a table. Hot hot hot. Yeah, it's basically used view like five five
cakes. Should I explain this? It's like one is a cake and it's the same item, but it's
not a cake. And it's like, we're like a hundred feet away.
And we have to guess which one is the real item
and which one is the cake.
100 feet away.
Maybe even further.
It's probably 40.
No, it's pretty far, dude.
It's hard to tell because you're so far away.
That's not even a good game then.
I'm not watching.
Did a hundred feet away.
It's like, off to.
Yeah.
That gave sucks. Oh, okay. Maybe it's like, off to. Yeah. That gave sucks.
Oh, yeah.
OK, maybe it's not 100 feet.
Maybe it's 40 feet.
It's probably 40 feet.
But still, it has like studio lights on it.
It's hard to tell which one is cake.
It truly is hard to tell.
Yes, I don't doubt that.
I believe that, dude, in the Instagram videos
when they're cutting up blenders, that you get
and I get rock hard from it.
Mm-hmm.
Ah. I can't tell just if I should get hard or not because
it's just regular blender. Yeah hungry yeah yeah. Do trust me on set I was rocking a bone bone
cone the whole time. Yeah it makes sense. Very erotic and that's just because Mikey's sex here. Yeah
well Mikey is high. He's a really good looking in a suit. But what was kind of a bummer
on this season for me is that this was the first season where you had to like vote people off.
Oh my god. It became a thing where yeah, it's a heartbreak. Yeah, I feel so bad like voting people off.
So was it other celebrities doing it? And you had to like knock off
Emmanuel Lewis or something? Uh no, celebrities aren't the bakers.
There's like, please.
Come in and shout out Webster.
Go ahead.
No, dude, it's Richard Kind.
It's George Clooney and Webster.
Yeah.
No, there's like three celebrity judges.
And then there's like, I want to say like 10 bakers.
And then one gets kicked off every week.
But it wasn't like that in the first season.
I didn't know I was gonna have to be like destroying people's dreams.
That was kind of like the whole man.
I don't wanna send people home.
So what did you do?
I mean, you, so you had to because it was part of the game and you were made to.
And what did you, what made you choose to, to access person?
You just didn't like their vibe.
Was it a vibe thing?
I was gonna say it was gonna vibe that.
Just that, the cake looked like fucking shit. No You just didn't like their vibe. Was it a vibe thing? I was gonna say it is gonna vibe bad. Just that the cake looked like fucking shit.
No, I didn't.
No, definitely wasn't a vibe thing.
Like the guy that we ended up kicking it off.
It was more of like they were tenetless.
Like they were tenetless.
Everybody was pretty good, but the guy we kicked off,
I felt super, super bad about.
Like even after the show,
I like he kind of looked like sort of like,
it was like a hint, it was Jonah Hill. No, it it kind of looks like this guy who kind of look like weird weird
out a little bit so I was already pretty stoked on him. Yeah, so vibe wise you should have
kept him on and it's I'm surprised you didn't vote by vibe because that's the Adam boats
in every election. Yeah. He's a vibe. He seems It seems like we're both vibe row dudes.
Yeah, I totally.
To shout out one of Kyle's favorite feelings, I guess,
is being vibe row.
Yes, sir.
I'm surprised you didn't vote that way.
It's actually one of Kyle's senses.
It's like sight or smell.
Yes, vibe row.
Yeah, vibe row, absolutely.
Yeah, you know, well, it was two against one.
So I didn't want to kick the dude off,
but I felt really bad.
And looking back on it, he did not have the worst cake at all.
This one girl made this shoe that I was like, I can't believe I voted that as like a real
shoe.
I felt like an idiot.
And did I just zone out?
Who were the other two celebrities?
Did you mention them?
It's a manual Lewis.
And yeah, it was Webster.
It was a lady from selling sunset a
non-dualist at a manual. Yeah, it was basically just a rocking
drop. It was a Dan Cortes and Bill Bellamy. No, but who was it? Can you say? No, it
was some it was a lady from a selling sunset. I don't recall her name. Okay. Well,
we talked about that last week. Yeah. Well, dude, I watched selling sunset. Love it.
Yes. Yes. Yes. I bet I would Sully and Sunset love it. Yes, yes.
I bet I would have geeked out.
Was she wearing an absolutely fucking insane outfit?
Stupid outfit?
It's like a dumbest thing you've ever seen.
I love it.
Yeah!
Was it, it was like, you can, I know you don't want to be mean,
but what's it that you mean?
I don't want to be mean.
That's my one thing.
I never want to be mean.
You know what it means?
You don't need to be mean, but tell us the truth.
Was it fucking insane?
How dumb, how dumb was it? How dumb was it? Yeah. It wasn't that dumb. Was it means? You don't need to be mean, but tell us the truth. Was it fucking insane? How dumb was it?
How dumb was it?
Yeah.
Wasn't that dumb?
Was it here?
Okay, the shoulders were pretty big.
The shoulders on the outfit were pretty big, but I mean.
So they were, so she looked like the like Daniel Bern
from the talking heads, the lead singer of the talking heads
in that big ass suit.
Right.
She looked like she was in Legion of Doom, dude.
She looked like Hawk and Animal out there with red.
David Burn, what did I say?
I butchered the name.
Daniel Boone, I don't know.
I think I said, oh Daniel, Daniel.
Yes, David Burn from Talkin' about.
Daniel Boone.
She had like a raccoon hat on.
Thank you, God.
David.
If you said that the girl from Sol and Sun said came in a raccoon hat, I'd be like,
yeah, I believe it. They all dress insane, which is like one titty out. Yeah, like
Dude, yeah, dude. You need to pull up to the crib with a nipple pasty and I'm buying the house on site
I mean, you're not wrong and that's why part of why I love the show. The first season has started off like they're just dressed like well-to-do business people.
Yeah, hot moms.
In LA.
In LA, yes.
And you know, some swings that you're like, that is an insane thing to wear.
Yeah.
And then now they're just wearing like, they're like dressed in carrot cake or some
shit.
You're like, well, no, that's well, it's good she was on the show.
Why is she wearing a burrow house on one titty
and a nest covered in her nipple on the other?
They need to do a collab where you pull up to the crib
and you have to guess if the mansion is a cake or not.
They're fucking cold, though.
Is there real estate agent cake or?
Is this $100,000 million
Korean but cake or not.
And time to turn the knob and fly it out.
I'm into it, dude.
I think that would be cool.
That's synergy right there.
Hey, honey, that's not cake.
Have you guys watched the real estate one in,
it's in like Abu Dhabi or some shit?
It's like out there.
Is this something that you get on VPN?
I would love to watch.
It's the same with those as those shows.
It's just like, what's the place it has like the island
that looks like a palm tree, not Abu Dhabi?
It's Dubai, right?
It's Dubai.
It's Dubai.
It's Dubai.
It's like, it's called selling.
So I think it's called selling Dubai.
Okay.
Oh, dude, now I know what I'm going to do on July 5th.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Watching selling Dubai.
It's pretty sick.
Cool bag.
It's a lot more international.
You just get like, it's funny to see like how douchebaggery is now like internationally
the same.
That's cool, man.
It is kind of tight.
It is cool.
It is kind of tight.
And now it's like, nope, it's the same everywhere thanks to Instagram.
United Nations of douchebag, that's cool, cool. Yes. That is cool. I love that.
Dubai hustle.
I can't even do buy.
I'm not selling Dubai, but even even better title Dubai hustle.
Yes, that's not the name of the show I watched.
What did you watch?
It's telling Dubai.
There's so there's multiple Dubai selling.
I mean that makes sense.
Dubai. Yeah.
Dubai. Dubai. Yeah.
Dubai.
Dubai.
Dubai.
Well, maybe there's a lot of real estate to sell in Dubai, right?
Because they just, they just built the place, right?
It's fairly new.
Yeah, they just built it.
Yeah, it's on and pop up.
Yeah, I kind of, I would love to go there.
Yeah.
With you guys, that'd be a very fun experience.
Let's go to Dubai.
Let's do a live show there.
I bet they'd love us there.
Dubai.
Dubai.
That's what they say right when we get there.
Yeah, I do buy.
Hello, it's got a ring.
See, I just was stopped.
I just was buying supplies for the Fourth of July
and at the grocery store, buying cases and cases and cases
of beers.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, and cases of beers.
And I got stopped. Someone was at our live show.
The lady also buy in beer.
Oh yeah.
30 year old woman buy in beer.
And she was stoked.
She had a great time with the live show guys.
Don't mind if you do buy.
Said Blake a pager in the head with a buzz ball.
So she might be contacting you.
We gotta have him sign something man cuz I can't be responsible
Yeah, dude someone's gonna someone's just gonna come up to us. Just no teeth in their mouth
They keep me in the mouth who the bus ball real quick
Speaking speaking of bus balls
We've been sending pictures to each other of bus balls. We find on the street
Yeah, of course, and so I got a homie who's like a middle school teacher.
So when they do like a big clean up every like once a week,
and he goes without a doubt, the thing we find the most of
when we clean up like the school yard around like the fences
and shit, we find like three or four empty buzz balls.
And I'm like, hey man, we're reaching the kids.
What's going on?
Are they just fun to just finish and then just chuck?
Is that what it is? Yeah, I think so. I think they're really fun to throw. They're
yeah, you know, to ball. Yeah, so you're really fun to drink. Yeah, and they look like Easter eggs.
So it's fun to hunt for them outside. It's cool. I'm like, and Blake, you gave me the
buzz ball biggie and I drank like half of one and then I went and met you at that the trivia night
and I was fully loaded when I got there
I usually bring a buzz ball biggie to every party
I go as kind of like a goof but you actually cracked the thing open and started to
Damage to it. I'm impressed. I love that the margarita. It was a two-night
I think it was well
Maybe it was a three-night mission doggy, but the third night. I was like let's go
Cuz you just gotta finish it Well, maybe it was a three-night mission. Doggy. a... I won because I was with Dave King. Yeah.
Dave King, for people listening,
was a writer and work of a hallix.
He went to Harvard, he's a genius.
And knows basically just everything.
Yeah.
It was crazy.
You had a whole team of Harvard people
and then I was on a team where they had me.
So my team definitely was in last place.
So that's how that went.
But it was still fun.
I was necessary twice.
There were two things that people didn't know that I knew.
I felt like, well, did you come around on tribute nightsters?
Because remember, you're back in the day you used to hate shit like that.
But are you coming in anti that?
Aren't you?
You were big anti like playing games while drinking.
Oh, yeah.
We weren't nobody was drinking.
People were just sitting around playing this game. So that's why I went drunk as well. Oh, yeah, we weren't nobody was drinking people were just sitting around playing this game
So that's why I went drunk as oh, oh wait, that's not fun
I showed up hammer cuz I'm like, huh, my little get it in now. Yeah, the crowd was pretty serious about trivia
I feel like they didn't want to like not have their wits about themselves. So yeah, so Adam you are correct
I do not like to like be constructive or do thing. Yeah,
If I'm gonna be drinking I'm like, can we just bullshit? I'm talking about the weather. Yeah, dude. Yeah, for sure
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Blake next on the docket next on the docket, okay
Hot again wait who was the third person on your cake thing?
I asked and when does that air it's air it's out. Why does the promo not say it just flashed Netflix? It didn't say cake
Is it cake? Is that a cake? I didn't say cake. Is it cake?
Is that a cake?
I didn't say that.
See the promo.
Are you in the promo, Blake?
He posted it to me.
I posted like a small clip where I say something really stupid,
but I love that.
I'm excited for you.
Yeah.
And the clip is so small, it doesn't even say.
There's no point in the clip that says, is it cake?
I know.
People are so confused by it.
I just thought everybody knew is it cake?
It was like a hit show last year, but.
You still got to put the title.
This is because Netflix doesn't have writers
to get new in their shit.
Yeah.
This is the last wave of stuff before we're all out
of anything being produced, right?
Oh, dude, I clicked on the streamers the other night
and it's all like brand new shows Asia that look off the chain. Yeah, it's all it's all physical 100 of just shredded
Asian men. What episode are you on? I love that show. Dude me too. I watch I I I I I
I withered like a weekend where I just I might have watched all of them. Yeah. I I just
sort of I watched four or five. I haven't seen this yet. I just turned it on and then would kind of go about my business
and then come back in and be like,
oh no, they have to break their mold of their physique
because they got kicked out.
What is this?
What is, I've never heard of this.
Adam, if you had a mold of your physique,
it would be behind the lock and key.
There's no way, like Mona Lisa style,
just like fully bulletproof. Go, no. Glass. Oh, like, it's no way, like Mona Lisa style, just like fully bulletproof.
Go, nice.
Glass.
Oh, like it's the best show, dude.
So it's like, it's set in South Korea, I believe,
and it's 100 of the most physical specimens
from South Korea.
And it's just like a fitness influencer,
professional bodybuilder, a gymnast, a wrestler, this, that.
And they know who the gymnasts are.
I love it. The respect is great.
They know who each other are.
They're certain people that are famous and they're speaking in Korean, but then they
dub it over in English.
So it's just the choppy dialogue is kind of funny how it's broken down.
Because they repeat, like in the edit,
part of the like style of the show,
is they repeat that people saying stuff all the time.
Yes, so just reading the same subtitle constantly.
Yeah, so it's just someone going like,
oh my God, look at their body.
Their body is so hot.
What a hot body.
Look at their body.
Oh my God!
The white German dude. Okay. Oh yeah. Oh my God! The white German dude.
Okay.
Oh yeah.
I want him out of there, dude.
Oh man.
I'm neat.
He like moved to Korea and is like a famous internet presence
there.
And I'm like, can I just move somewhere
and become like the famous honky?
I do think it's possible.
Yeah.
Yeah, you probably could, Ders.
Yeah, I can see.
You'd make a great famous honky. What am I doing here? I don't know why you're here anymore. I feel think it's possible. Yeah, yeah, you probably could at yours. Yeah, I could see you'd make a great famous honky
What am I doing here? I don't know why you're here anymore. I feel like it. Yeah, you make a great famous honky
Yeah, what country?
You choose Dubai see Blake is this is Blake trying to get rid of his friends again
So he could get a different batch. I see him see what's happening. I see what's going on
He better friends man. I want Clooney and hire. What the hell? So then maybe Blake has to go to Korea.
You'll just make a bunch of new friends.
Oh, come on, you know I would be,
oh, I would just be so.
They'd go, oh my God, look at that body.
Blake would be famous in Korea, I feel like.
With those shades on?
Yeah.
Yes.
I love it.
Damn, it's seen nothing like Blake.
I gotta get to Korea, it seems fucking cool.
So Blake, you gotta watch it
It's it is very it's worth yeah, too neat. Okay. Yeah, I mean, it's yeah
And then they do like feats of strength and and then like they do one where they like have to hold on to a ball
And they should beat the shit out of each other and like try to drown each other in a little
What? Yeah, that one that's actually the best one. I've seen oh, yeah
This sounds incredible
Yeah, or where they like hang from like this metal grid,
like these monkey bars in the sky over water,
and they hang there for like,
I wanna say it lasted like 40 minutes.
What?
What?
Yes, we're like, are they like strapped to it,
or is it all,
No, they're just hanging.
No, no.
Grip strength.
Grip strength.
There's different techniques.
Different techniques.
They can like wrap the bar underneath an armpit and try to hang on for a while.
That sounds incredible.
It's wild.
The two dudes are in there.
The last are just not even there in their mind.
They're just like, this isn't bothering me at all.
I'm somewhere else right now.
And like one of them is like a military guy and then the other dudes like CrossFit.
The respect is what I love.
It's like a fireman or something
Wasn't it yeah, that's what it is. Oh, hello, but I love the level of respect
They have across the board where they're like okay, so this person's like a gymnast this person was like a wrestler
MMA fighter fireman military dude
I would like I mean I there's something cool about it being the South Korean show in just the
The sort of cultural disconnect, which is sort
of cool and different.
But I would like to see the like South Florida version of that show.
And South Florida, South Carolina, South Dakota.
Now you got to hit.
I'm still going to say that.
You know what I mean?
Just like some rich ass, ratchet folks doing it.
Yeah, dude, that would be very, we got to bring it to the States.
We got to bring it to the damn States, bring it to Florida, baby. Yeah, dude, that would be very, we got to bring it to the States. We got to bring it to
the damn States, bring it to Florida, baby. Yeah. I want a Florida man competition. That would be
thick. And then what was the other thing on the docket? What's the excellent docket? Yeah,
it's as far as docket goes. That's the docket. We got a lot. We got a lot as far as streaming goes.
I know everybody, if you're not on the toobie train, train which you should be because it's one of the best
You're so too
Remors of course we got here. We go the freak brothers season two
So we need you to tune in there that would be great
Please do it. You two are just connected at the hip
And I seems like nobody wants me You two are just connected at the hip. Yeah, we're really on. We're really on. We're really on.
One, two punch and, uh, seems like nobody wants me.
Uh, I, I, I tried to get you on the outlaws.
You were working.
Yeah.
Sorry, tears.
Come on, bro.
Sorry, you'd have bored.
Blake made a big deal about you not being part of the freak brother.
So that's what he, uh, it's kind of like a under the table deal where it's like,
if I'm in, Ders has to be out, but it was cool kicking you with that at the trivia night. That was really fun
Yeah, I was left out of trivia night, dude
So I could have done that all the time
I'm sorry about that. I got the book. I don't know if you guys had the book before the show came out and then what
What else we got like you okay? Here another huge, I wish Kyle was here for this
because this was one of the biggest deals that Kyle has
worked for us.
Evidently, he went to another room recently.
Oh, thank God.
He took and rattled some cages in the
Nether universe that the Wizards live in and guys.
Huge news for the AI.
The Wizards album purple magic is back on Spotify.
And give it a fricking spin baby. I cannot believe it's back.
I thought I got to pull off because Joe Rogan did night.
Ivermecton wasn't didn't I? I know idea what you're trying to say.
Didn't everybody pull their albums off cuz Joe
Oh, yes, yes, you can take these pills. Yeah, no, you can't then everyone's like you kind of
And they were like it doesn't matter. Yeah, the wizards they stood with Neil Young and they're you know in India
I read is that what is that what people did they pulled their stuff off Spotify because
Because of Joe Rogan. Yeah, yeah
Polarious if you're gonna have Joe Rogan. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Polarious.
You're gonna have Joe Rogan, you're not gonna have our catalog.
You're not gonna have the wizards.
I don't think the wizards, they wouldn't have left Spotify
for those reasons.
Cause they make all kinds of weird potions
that you for sure should not be drinking, dude.
Which they're huge into vaccines.
Yeah, they're big into the vaccine.
Yeah, they're making their own vacks all the time
of those the wizards.
The wizards are so pro-vaxx that they're pushing tons of
vacks.
Yeah, so many vacks is their own vacks is really cool
that they're back.
Yeah, well, a vaccine huge in the vaccine.
Absolutely.
Oh, wait.
That's exciting.
Yeah.
I'm sure Joe, I'm sure they talked and they all talked.
Yeah, I'm sure.
They hashed it out.
Kyle, the Wizards and Joe Rogan, which is,
I would love to watch that round table.
That's really fun.
I heard they might even go on Joe Rogan to wrap.
The Wizards?
That's what I heard.
That's what I heard.
Wee-hoo. I heard that it's water under the bridge.
Okay.
And that if Joe, if he reached out, they would do it as well.
I heard.
Really, the wizard's on Rogan.
That's what I heard.
Wow.
If he flew them to Austin, okay, with them up, they would be willing to, and they couldn't
just open up a portal in Austin and just appear.
They would need the private jet.
They don't want to, they want to get the my way.
Yeah, that's true.
If I know the Wizards, like I do.
Or if they were doing a podcast in Austin
for the live podcast.
Sure, like a live podcast, yeah, they might swing through.
That they could just be there
and they could perform on that as well.
And I think we don't have anything yet,
but I think we might have an announcement
coming up in the next few weeks about possibly doing more live shows because we had such a great
time doing the live show that we're on the street as we might be trying to come to a city near you
which would be tight. Yeah, dude. So fun. Oh, dude, big news. I'm gonna have hip surgery. Okay.
Hell yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna have it very the fine headline. Yeah, dude. We just we just finally landed on like I I need a hip surgery
And so I'm gonna have hip surgery in the next few weeks
Is it cuz those hips lie and you don't want those you know those hips don't lie or do that?
I don't want these hips to lie and they're lying to me right now.
Okay.
They're good feeling when they're not.
I love that.
I love that.
Yeah, so it sucks.
What are you having done?
So I have a torn laborum and then a impingement in the ball of my hip.
So in the ball of your testicles, my ball of my hip.
So my hip has a hard time going all the way out.
That's not very bumper baby. In your line of work, I know that it has to.
Yeah, dude. I had to. I had to. I had to do it.
It had full mobility of the hips. So they were like, it has actually pretty crazy that you were able to rip your
labrum in half. You're like, you want to kick? Because normally it's like, that's like a car accident that will jar you that aggressively.
Sure.
So they're pretty pumped that I was able to do that.
And you're like, it's just how I dance.
It's just how I dance, dude.
I'm into violence, it's violent looking.
Yeah.
Adam, I don't know how to tell you,
but your hips are cake.
I cut into a man's, it's cake.
Hips are cake. I cut into a man.
It's the doctor pulls his mask down in his mickey day.
I have to tell you, you're in his Netflix.
That's a good season.
That's a good season three where you wake up, patient up from being under the knife and
you cut into their hip in front of him.
They're like, oh my god, it's like, we're just fucking with you man.
That was cake. Your hips are cake. That would be a're like, oh my God, it's like, we're just fucking with you man. That's that was cake.
Your hips are cake. That would be a good show, Blake.
Thanks. Thanks guys. Yeah. That would be good. So it sucks. So it'll be a,
this summer's going to be a little bit of a bummer. So I won't be able to swim.
I won't be able to, you know, ride bikes, but I can't really do a lot of that
shit right now. Anyways, because I'm in pain all the time. So why can't you swim?
Yeah, that's a. I probably could swim right now. But so that will be a bummer that I won't be able to swim the rest
of the summer, which sucks. So you'll be the lead off for the Malibu triathlon. You'll be the
swimmer. Yeah. Yeah, so I won't be able to do much for like three months. So the goal is to try
to bang it out before I have to go back to work, whether it's some movie in the fall or doing bumper and Berlin season two.
Cause he's these hips need to.
And what exactly did they do? They reattach the torn labia and then labrum.
Yeah. Sure. And, um, you said,
yeah,
Dan, so they reattached that and then
Bro, you got a labia on your hip now.
Dr. Shulip,
Dr. Shulip,
I'm pussy lifts to my hip bro.
I don't know if it's torn or if they just reattach it
or if they like,
cauterize it and like try to fuse it back together
I don't know exactly how they do it.
And then do they do something with like the ball or the socket?
They shape the ball down.
Oh, okay.
69, dudes!
And do they coat it in anything?
No, I don't think so.
I think they just take a little off
so it can move more freely in the socket.
Okay.
I'd be freely, sure.
You're gonna be back and better than ever.
A little terminator.
Here's hope, and dude.
Is this the leg that's shorter?
This is the leg that's shorter, yeah.
Can they lengthen it?
They're in there.
I don't think from the hip you could do that.
No.
Yeah, let's not get greedy.
Well, I mean, if they beef it up just a quarter inch or so,
and then just juice me up.
Quarter inch, well, quarter inch is pretty big.
Yeah, that's a lot of cushion.
Let me see.
Yeah, let me see it.
That's like a lot.
Yeah, like a quarter inch, let's see it.
Don't just shrug off a quarter inch, like it's like a lot. Yeah, like a quarter inch. Let's see it. Don't just shrug off a quarter inch
Like it's not a unit of measurement brother. That's pretty long
But don't you imagine that one leg longer than the other has done some damage like over years and years of walking with
One shorter than the other maybe yes, so now I worse I've been wearing like a little quarter inch
Lift in my right shoe to even it out.
Really.
Yeah, science.
And I bet you didn't realize it'd be way easier
than just to put a little thing in your shoe
to open up your body and add parts to your bones.
Yeah, which is what I think you should do.
Yeah, okay.
That's an alternate take, but.
It's science.
Yeah, I think I'm just gonna stick with the thing
in my shoe.
Yeah, that's cool. Just a little. Okay, good luck with that. Yeah, who told you to do that a doctor?
So yeah, so it's it's that and then I also have a tear in my spine
Which I've been told about her play
And a herniated herniated discs in my spine, but they told me let's do the hip first and then
Hopefully that cures a lot of the things that are wrong with me now and then
We won't have to deal with the back because the back is more of a more of a thing as my boy Blake Anderson would know
Yeah, sure, you play Blake if Adam was a dinosaur what kind of dinosaur would he be?
Hella fine. Oh, what are you saying heavy heavy hitting questions over here? Yeah, what is a spine is so
us? Yes, points. That's very good man. Oh, this is why we get paid. I get it man. That
is freaking good. Oh, is this basically what's the movie where like final destination?
Is that what's happening to us now?
Like Blake, they tried to get you on that roof
when you jumped off and they didn't get you.
Adam, they're coming for you now.
Not gonna happen.
Yeah, it's my bones are failing me from the insides.
My ligament is.
Yeah.
Can we tell Kyle not to go surfing?
Uh oh.
Kyle, don't go surfing.
Don't go surfing.
She's out the ocean. I'm gonna do it. Yeah. But what a cool not to go surfing. It's too late. Kyle, don't go surfing. Don't go surfing. She's out the ocean.
I'm going to.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
but what a cool way to go.
I mean, hangin' 10 in Hawaii.
Come on.
Yeah.
That's the way he'd want to go.
Yeah.
At 39, yeah, that's cool.
It's been a minute since I've been to Hawaii.
I'd like to get back there.
Yeah, man.
Never too old to surf, bro.
39 with a young family.
Time to die
And you've got to need take back topologies epic giveaways for the for the 4th of July big
Oh big time 4th of July proud to be an American
Brandled flag you're a high flying flying
You're a high flying flying
I am a real America
Yes, please hey man, I'll show you right fight for your life happy birthday America. What a crazy wild ride You are a crazy bitch you assay, but my goodness if you haven't been just a just a fun place to live
I love you. Yeah, yeah great great place. Favorite part about America go?
Um, the hamburgers.
Oh, fuck dude.
Okay.
Damn.
That was a good time.
Say no shit.
That's it.
Watery beer.
I love those blue jeans.
Oh, love them.
Love them.
Levi's baby hot rods.
Corvette.
Yes.
Green brooms.
Garth Brooks.
Give them to me.
Hey, are we circling back to Corvette talk? Adam, I'm telling you, get the Corvette.
They're gonna discontinue that engine.
Okay.
And it's gonna be, it's gonna be a collectible.
It's only gonna go up in value.
Allegedly.
I love that idea, dude.
I love that idea.
Like it's got a V8.
V8s are gonna be gone.
It's gonna be a dinosaur.
And that's worth money.
I get it.
All right.
It's a great idea.
My Camaro has been so trusty and I've never had to get any work on it ever.
And I've had it for 12 years now.
And now it's starting to make a noise as if it's like an annoying middle school girl.
Can you make it?
Can you make it?
I just say, yeah.
Oh!
Blake, come on. Can you make sure you say that? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the day. Woo. Woo. That's tight. Yeah. Woo. It's like in a long fall. Yeah. You should be up more than that video. You should be
up making breakfast for somebody. Yeah. The whistle go. Woo. Woo.
Woo. You got the whistle tip for free, dude. Keep it. Yeah. But
not a good, not a whoop whoop. Like, like, bitch, stop. Yeah.
I don't like that. Yeah. I don't like that. Right. Yeah. I don't like that.
No.
Take that back.
That's your take back.
Yeah, so I might be buying a new car sooner than I thought.
I can't wait to see.
You mispronounced Corvette.
Yeah, buddy.
Nice, dude.
You'll see.
Tune in next week to find out if you did that.
And while you're at it, watch the outlaws in two days.
Wait, it's the fourth, fifth, sixth.
In three days, watch the outlaws, watch the July 7th at midnight.
So tune in right at midnight, dude.
Cue it up.
And while you're at it, watch at midnight.
Still, I'm paramount plus somewhere.
Absolutely.
Watch at midnight.
And then go back to Netflix.
Check out the first episode of season two of is it Kate?
Wander your fingers on that remote over to to be and check out the freak bro. Hey, it's free dude. Yeah, that's just cool about to be
It's free and so it's Spotify where you can listen to purple magic the wizard
Per per a purple magic. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with putting on purple magic for your July 4th party right now,
as you wrap this up.
Yeah, absolutely.
Oh, that's what I appreciate.
So we filmed this a few days before the 4th of July.
I'm having a big 4th of July banger at my place.
And I'm so happy to make everyone listen to...
We're flashing the address here.
They make everyone listen to the wizards, the entire party.
You gotta throw it on, you gotta throw it on.
And people that perk up and then are like,
Oh shit, they can stay.
And everyone else will be asked to leave immediately.
Okay, let's go.
Exactly.
Yeah, that's cool.
It'll be a wizard party.
Who would you pick as your bouncer?
Out of art, I do have my friend Jason Hillman is coming into town and he is
Military and in his badass, so I would pick him hard core
Military I would go Thomas Kellogg if he's there. So we'll see yeah, we'll see he wasn't invited was he okay?
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