This Is Important - Ep 143: Aloha Mr. Babadude!

Episode Date: July 11, 2023

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Damn. Good for you. I love a good meaty clap. Why don't the audience doesn't know what the claps mean? The clap, it's a Hollywood minute. We're jumping into the Hollywood minute. Real quick. Damn.

No. Yeah. Uh-huh. Ladies and gentlemen, when you are syncing audio, you need to have some kind of a common slate. And that's what the clap is. Yeah, and then we all clap that one. What is the slate?

Oh, what's a slate? It's like a marker. Yeah, it's a marker on a time one. Does that help? And we lost the audience. Oh, 45 seconds. Thank you, that's it. This is important though. So, important though quick Blake talk about Dix If we're boys dude so many had a fourth of July party Blakey Blakey was there I was

I was I actually had FOMO about this dude. I was having a little bit of FOMO. Oh, did you have a little FOMO? Okay, yeah, I don't get FOMO off it was I would say that you know because some of the parties I'm like well Kyle probably wouldn't like this because everyone is black out and drunk and already fistfied in each other in the ramen. Yeah, sure. You would have seen that and gone like see oh man, I should start drinking again. because this is too far. Yeah, that's the holiday Thanks, thanks for thinking you would probably start drinking and and and I don't want you to fall off the wagon You know, so none of us want to see that Adam your July 4th parties are like alkytta training centers for alcohol Yeah, that's right

Yeah, Adam's 4th that July is basically a sleeper cell for ice. It's crazy. Yeah, well for drunk ISIS Yeah, drunk sleeper cell for ISIS. It's crazy. Yeah. Well for drunk ISIS. Yeah. Drunk for alcoholic ISIS. Dude, that's our freaking new pod name. Dude drunk ISIS. That's pretty good. Anyways. But this one I'd say wasn't as bad. Right? Blake? I would say this one we kept it together. There's a lot of children. I was saying the first time I had this there was party. It was like 2017 or 2018. And there was like just a couple kids. Now there was legitimately 30 kids. Wow. Tons of children. So many fucking children. Wow. It was crazy. I know. I tried to like preface the party with my squad. I'm like, you know, we got to get there. They're early. I'm like,

Sam, we can't get there at five. Everybody's going to be freaking. I got to get a squad. Go ahead. Go ahead. They're all going to be blackout drunk by the time we get there. We need to get there by noon while people are still having some form of intelligent conversation. But then, you know, the rest of the party went on and it was, it was lovely. It was a family affair. But after the sunset, that's when families got to go

because that's when wolves come out and, well, did it evolve? It did evolve, right? At some point, there was a devolution. Well, someone say evolves., did it evolve it did devolve right at some point there was a devolution someone say Evolves yeah, that's the question Kyle. Yeah, did it. Well, yeah, okay. Yes. I don't know that's a good Perspective right did it get lit? It got beyond raw lit. Yes, beyond raw lit evolved into beyond raw lit time and I'm not joking I did take some lit and mix with vodka at one point. Yeah, I don't think they suggest that so that's a

Legitly, they have no I did do it, but beyond beyond raw Yeah, I don't think you're joking at all. I believe you No, no, no, no, no, no, I did not. I didn't. I didn't. Not joking. I thought it was a good idea the moment. And I was right because I made it to the end of the party and your heart didn't It's hard. It's hard now a day is to party for 12 straight hours because we start at noon. What happened? It is what happened. Wow Because at midnight I was like science good night Yeah, and the old me would it would have woke up somewhere the next morning. Did you pull the move where you go to sleep and the party still going at your house? Did you do that or did you stay until then? No Chloe pulled that move. Chloe. Chloe pulled that move. She was like, I'm gonna go to bed now

And she like went upstairs and like just watched Jack Ryan. She just like watched a show. See I think that's tight That's what I think that's cool just like watched a show. See, I think that's tight. That's what I think that's cool. Like, she was like, all right, how am I here? That's like some great Gatsby shit where you're like, you're throwing the party, but you're up in your room just watching the party happen.

By that time, there was only like maybe like 10 or 15 of us at the very end. Also, super patriotic, right? Like Jack Ryan, like a movie and agent. Yeah, amen. Yeah. That's the John Krizinski vehicle. It is. Okay. Awesome. Is it no? It is John Krizinski vehicle. Yeah. And is it? I remember when it came out. It's still going or like, yeah, did she? I don't know. I watched the first season and really liked it.

And then kind of fell off off and then Chloe really likes it so she was watching an episode the other day and I tried to stay along but I like hadn't watched the first two episodes of the season and I'm like well Yes Yeah Okay, oh, I'm thinking of Jack Reacher. That's a different something. I was too at first. Okay.. No no Jack Reacher is our homie Alan rich richen Yeah, yeah, yeah homie that we don't quite know his name, but he is our home. Yeah, we don't know Adams best friend, but he was in an episode of workaholics. Yeah

Giant man big beefy boy now was big when he did our show Yeah, then I guess through on like 30 pounds Well, I would say like I was looking at like my frame and maybe Durses frame and being like, yeah, we were about. Like if we took a little more creatine, maybe we'll get to his level. And then now I think like, And if you're just toning in now,

Adam likes the size of your frame. Do you know? I like any, no, and that's not even, I'm not even joking about this. Any man I see, any man I I see I'm sizing the frame up I'm looking at their frame. Are you looking at my friend? He's like a omnishoot. He's just looking at the frame Absolutely, I'm yeah, I'm just framing you up. I'm looking. I'm looking at the body. I'm starting at the ankles work in my way Seeing that frame. That's cool. I think I got a pretty big frame out of them. I'm just gonna say that right now.

Dude, it's you do a big frame. Yeah, it's large. Cool. And then your skin just hang. Yeah, yeah, saggy outsides, but the frame on the inside is pretty good. How we got to get your own steroids? Ready. I hope. Alan Richon, we talked about this, how he got on the tee. Probably.

He was like season two of Reacher. I couldn't work out three hours a day. I had to get on the tee. Mmm. Oh, really get on the team. Oh The tea. Oh protein the test. Oh test. Oh test. Yeah, everybody's doing. Yeah, everybody's doing this March. So now we're got for 45 minutes. Yeah, well, dude. We're we're all getting I mean the three of us are gonna be 40 soon Dersus already over the hump damn your Dan your 50 over the hump and then you go over the hill is the hump then the hill and myus already over the hump. Damn your 50. Over the hump and then you go over the hill. Is the hump then the hill and my boy is over the hump. Yeah, you're over the hump. I thought the hill was 40. I thought the hill was 40 back when we were kids. I thought that was 60.

The hill moved to 50. The hill moved to 50. Yeah, Jay-Z took the hill. He moved it 10 years up. Jay-Z says the hill is now 50. So the hump is 40 watch the hill, baby. Well, what happened? I mean, honestly, what happened is there were so many hunks in the 90s that they turned 50. Uh-huh. And they were like, it's not the hill anymore. They turned 40.

And then they were like, well, this isn't the hill. Look how fucking hunky I still am. Right. Absolutely. This can't be the hump. Hot, hot, hot. I don't look old quite yet. We're pushing it. We're pushing to 50. Right. I'm all like torching. This can't be the hump. Hot, hot, hot, hot. I don't look old quite yet. We're pushing it.

We're pushing it to 50. Yeah. Well, I was talking about how it's like Sandler in, in Mr. murder mystery is like essentially doing a story that should be for like a 30 year old. Yeah. But he was like knocking on 60 when he did that. No.

Correct. And it actually was written for a younger. It's like, we're just a couple. We're like together. Just a a couple. We're like together Like young couple we're wondering if we should have kids or not and it's like yeah, dude You should have had kids. Yeah, they'll move and baby for me it added a layer So I want to I want to commend Kyle on on that decision. You want to peel back the mystery actually Dirt your you're right. I mean the the whole original screenplay had a whole notion of kids in it

It had this whole like should we shouldn't we have kids? That's not in the film, but isn't it? Isn't it in the movie? No, it wasn't. No, it's not. It's not in the movie. It was in the screenplay. What is it?

Is it should we get married or whatever? What is there is a existential thing about the relationship though? They're just in a non-descript rut at the beginning of the movie and they're not like doing what they can. Well hey, when you're hitting, damn you're 60, you're hitting a ruckus. They're not banging anyone. Hang on, producer Becca is saying the hill is iconically 50 and I would have to disagree. I thought the hill, I always thought the hill. My dad had a big party when he was 40.

Me too. This is what I'm calling on to. They all brought black balloons. His friends have laughed in his face. I remember being a little kid and his friends are like you old fucker Adam that's a Midwest 40 though by 40 you already have what like five kids is like right in California In California is 50 iconic number 50 my family had the same thing to the California native Kyle knew it. Okay right over here. How's it going? Yeah, my my folks had the same thing to the California native Kyle new check right over here. How's it going?

Yeah, my my folks had the same thing California from Iowa, so that makes sense. Yeah Blake doesn't claim California claims Iowa Right for whatever reason. Never been so Kyle mr. California. I've been there one time They had black balloons too and everything it was like what was that about I you unlocked a memory of like dude I remember thinking like oh my dad's dying I, you unlocked a memory of like, dude, I remember thinking like, oh, my dad's dying. This is like a death card for him. It was kind of like a one foot in the grave time.

And then I was like, anyway, so let's go throw rocks at cars. I didn't think about it. I saw something black balloons. I was like, that's dying. Anyways, let's go vanilize something in there. Let's go feed batteries to dogs. What are you black balloons?

Yeah, what's up with the black balloons? Yeah. Dude, I don't know. I don't know. I think it's like you're ha-ha. You're so funny you got one foot in the grave. This is kind of like, I think it is that. I think that's the vibe.

It wasn't over the head. That got dark. That got dark. You guys are growing a very dark sense of humor. Yeah, the 90s. I mean, well, maybe that's what birth there should be. It shouldn't be a celebration of humor. Yeah, the 90s. I mean, well, maybe that's what birthday should be. It shouldn't be a celebration of life. It should be like, hey, man, your time is coming soon.

Every single birthday. You should have a lot for life or 24 hours while your friends hung to. Yeah, dude, surviving the game, surviving the birthday is kind of like that. That's a good idea. No, that would be fun, but we don't use, we should do, actually do something like that, but like we use rubber bullets, like it won't kill you.

Okay. Hey, balls. You will be taken down. Okay. So then, so then we actually could pull it off, because I don't want to murder. Obviously, Durses are old as friend, and we do want to hunt him, right? Like all of us collectively. Thank you. Yes. But I want to dive natural causes, please. Just any day now. Yes. Yes. Big, big natural. Yeah, go ahead.

Big natural causes. I want to drown between two big natural causes. Two big natural causes. I'm trying to dive big natural causes, right? But related to this, in high school, remember, it was like, if it was your birthday, you got punched as many times as like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, classic. Did you guys have any friends that were like,

or not even friends friends, but like people that found out it was your birthday and they're like, just come out of the woodwork to sock you in the arm. And then it was like real. It was like, I got seven more coming and you're like, we just have two classes together. Yeah, there was an older,

there was an older class man that like really took it upon himself to come punch all the younger classmen on their birthdays and you're like, what was that? Do not tell him. Well, he had an abuse of household for sure. Yeah, that sure. For sure. It was his time. Well, yeah, his time to pay back.

Blake, you nailed it. That's exactly right. Yeah, he needs to get it out. We're ready to fight, but it's under the whole guys of this birthday thing so I'm like All right You're all black and blue. I had something similar like we would my Family would do the spanking machine where the whole entire family would kind of line up in a tunnel and you put that ball gag in your mouth in a tunnel and you put that ball gag in your mouth. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, get this raised. This is how you played pin the tail on the donkey. Yes, the neighbor.

You get on all fours on the table. And then your favorite uncle puts a butt plug in your ass. That's pin the tail on the donkey, right? Yeah, while you're wearing your assless leather traps, maybe. Nobody I specifically remember going through the spanking machine. You crawl through all the legs with everybody at your party. and they spank you while you go through their legs. But my mom, after I had gone through the tunnel, she broke out of the tunnel and kept spanking

me and then I like started crying. That's so funny. You're such a fucking baby. Oh, why don't you cry? Oh, I was, I was such a bitch about it. And then I pouted and my mom felt super terrible and had to apologize to me. It was like, it was so dumb.

I wish I could say, I'd like to apologize to my mom. I'm gonna say, do it at the end. I'll do it at the end. Yeah, I'm sorry you cried too, Blake, that's bummer. No, it was stupid. I shouldn't have cried. It was, I think it was a power cry. Like I was trying to take the power back by crying.

Yeah, that always is so. Like you were like saying, like, don't ever do that again. I'm gonna cry and make you feel bad because you took it to another level. Yeah, it didn't hurt that bad. It didn't hurt that bad. He was just a little like a virus. No, but she was being funny and she was,

was everyone laughing? Yeah, she was getting a laugh from it. And I'm like, oh, you were like 17, 18. Yeah. And Blake was like, not on my watch. Just heard because he had his butt blown. No, it was workaholic season three. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, season three. Wait, we were in the spanking machine. You were 27. Yeah. And she got the biggest laugh of our family. It was crazy, dude. I was pissed. That's right. I noticed that a lot at the 4th of our family. It was crazy, dude. That was pretty good.

I noticed that a lot at the Fourth of July party, just kids, it's so funny, dude. I think I'm gonna laugh at my child a lot, when they just like choose to cry. You can tell they didn't actually get hurt, but they just were like, fuck, fuck. Where's my mom? How older are we talking? How older are you talking about right now?

Because I don't know how much I'd recommend that. Dude, there was a whole, there was a true newborn baby all the way up to, maybe like a 11, I would say it was the older kids. Okay. But which one are you talking about? There's like crying, it's funny. You when does it become funny to you?

I think he was some of the party.. It was funny the whole way the infant in the corner being ignored Yeah, just getting sunburned choosing to cry The kid with his neck between the banister bird. No, no, no, no, you know the four the four-year-olds the five-year-olds that they're just like They're just choosing you could tell that they were choosing to cry instead of like they actually hurt themselves and I'm like, look at this guy go dude, he's really right. Well, they don't really know how to regulate their emotions. My kid is four and I know what you're talking about because sometimes I'm like, you're fucking crying over that, like what's up, you know. Shut up! And does that make you laugh? Like they use spills some water or something and they just are like, oh shit.

It does make me laugh and I have to do my best to not. Because I, with I laugh and he sees me laughing. I cry with Hill. I have to look away. I have to look away. I have to be in the room so that he doesn't think I'm like being an asshole to him. And he has to fart.

So they don't like it when you laugh in their face because that's how I grew up. I know that's my dad would laugh in my face forever. Like, oh, did you get hit by a cement truck? Get up your bitch. I mean honestly, he's waving beef jerky under your nose. Honestly, it wasn't like get up your bitch. It was like, come on, it's no big deal. And they'd laugh. And then you're like, well, I guess it's funny. I guess. I guess death is funny. The black balloons are funny. Yeah. It's it's threading the needle. My kid had a bike wipe out the other day and scraped the shit out of his knee. And I'm like washing his knee in the sink, you know? Yeah. Getting the dirt out. Sure. And he's crying and like the water stings, you know,

and you're like, you want to just be like, you're like, look at me, it's okay, you're fine, you're fine, right? Say it! But you also want to be like, yes. I know this hurts. Like, yeah, it is a bummer. We gotta be careful out there.

Oh yeah, you know, sure. If your kid falls and completely snaps his arm and half and the bone is sticking out and you can't be like holy fucking shit, your army completely destroyed. You gotta just be like, you have to do a 180 and laugh about. Yeah, to be like, wow. Yeah, that's a laugh in their face. That probably is that your funny bone? Probably. I'm gonna take a beer.

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the top. And I'm like you guys climb it all the time. They're like yeah. And I'm like all right. And then I get to the top and I'm like, I had a guy who was not strong enough to hold me. So I, my fat ass little kid fell head first, like 25 feet out of this tree and landed on the ground. We're snapped, snapped in like a, it was just like drooping, was just like hanging there. And then my mom takes me to the hospital and we're sitting there. And the nurse came over and they're like, oh my God, we have to get you in. Oh my God! Sorry, sorry about this.

It was apologizing to other people in the waiting room. And we were like, what? Like is it that gross? And they were like, sorry, sorry, we're gonna take him in. We're gonna take him in. And I'm like, is it your pants? No, dude, I landed in dog shit. Oh, Jesus.

Fuck it. Oh, you landed in dog, dude. I landed in dog shit. Oh, oh, you landed in dog. I landed directly in dog You dog shit on the back of my wrist all the way to my ankle like I slanned I slanned it on the ground and then slid into it Oh my god, I was just smeared in shit. Wow, so you got you got jumped to the front of the line That's a fucking hack dude. That is a hack. Yeah, that's a hack. That's a life hack, dude. So if you're ever in an emergency room, and you have a fever, there's other, there's like life, there's, you know, people are having heart attacks and stuff.

Yeah, they're just taking forever. They take forever. If you go into the emergency room with a broken bone, they're gonna make you wait for a very long time. You're waiting, dude, and they're not even giving you paint pills yet. You're just sitting. Yeah, you're just fucking nice. Sitting in agony.

And they're just handing you a bag of ice and you're just sitting there. So little word to the wise, go outside, cover yourself and shit. Human or dog doesn't matter. Whatever's the stinkiest and come back in and you'll get in right away. It's science.

Smart. I like that. That's smart. I like that. That's smart. This is important. Damn, that actually really is. So that will jump you. It doesn't matter if you have a sty in your eye or a bit of a fever, just rub diarrhea all over your body.

Right. You'll skip the gunshot wound. Blake named two other things. Name two other ailments, please. And I gotta see where this goes. This guy in maybe in play. He's got the toe and super bad hemorrhoids. Thank you.

There you go. And that's going to the emergency room for these things. This is a emergency room place. It's like hyper concerning. I feel like Blake's the kind of guy who's just like, me to the emergency room. I got him. I believe it's the spanking machine. My mom spanked me once. Sam Smith song. Take me to church, but his is just take me to ER. I'm going to ER. I'm going to ER. Fuck it. I'm going to ER. You know what? I stuck my dope going to you are fucking Adam I thought you were gonna say that the nurse or whoever was like there's no twins in your neighborhood Oh, yeah, oh no shutter Island. I specifically remember them telling their one tune

I was like they never climb this tree. Oh, isn't strong enough so damn a little M night shalam on twist on you that would have been crazy Yeah, like the shining style It's just two little girls in the same dress Hey feel free to hit me with it Blake. Oh, you want the bump up? I'm actively looking for it and I cannot find it Just to keep on twins here Just to keep on twins here. Do you remember the twins and twins? The twins? What?

Remember those two can join twins? They were like blonde girls. And then someone like CGI to video a party where one of them is like blowing a dude and the other one is just like looking on. Say it! You know, I feel like this is something that your friends passed around. Yeah, wait wait what? Yeah It was like a they like a moment like we're like whoa crazy. I'll say they were like porn stars Yeah, what no, no, no, no, no, just regular girls, right? Okay, and then some fucking porn stars are regular girls too on

No, they're not their stars're stars. They're exceptional. Stars, they're just like us. I don't know why you think they're regular. I think they're outstanding. And then some perverted genius was like, well, I gotta go with this. And I'm pretty sure he dodged a photo of like, okay. One of them like down, given head, and then the other one's just like looking off and they're like at a party Oh, you remember this I don't do this at all. This sounds fun even twins It sounds funny. So they were conjoined at the waist or what exactly? It was like two torsos and like the then two legs

I feel like every time I've seen a conjoined tw join twins. It's always like they're They're going out of each other's heads. Yeah, what is that? Why is it that end? That would be because then like like imagine imagine you it's you Blake and your twin no, I'm going to you are brother. No, your twin is like just like is a gay man and just once did gobble dick Then you have to go along for the rock. Okay. Perfect. Sure. Close your ass. Yeah. And that was the point of the whole picture. Yeah.

Yeah. That's okay. When you're enjoying twin months of hookup, I don't know why our producers haven't produced this picture in the chat or even just it's not real on. Even just the one of the people. You'll remember. This is something that Durs has drent about every night. Yeah.

Durs is like that thing that drives the reality. You guys going to my desk drawer, there's just a bunch of drawings of it. Like, like, April deal, sketching off I.L. This is an artist, the leader. When you were a kid, these are your childhood drawings. Yeah. No, it's the big scary monster. Mama's a twins. What was the fucking the Babadook? It's the Babadook. No, it's not the big scary monster

What was the fucking the Babadook it's the Babadook my Babadook the Babadook what's what's Bob a photo realistic Bob a Duke was the worst fucking horror movie that came out fucking 10 years ago that everyone's like wow I guess horror's changed now and my guess it's just not scary is that is that where we're doing wait worse? Well the the image of the characters kind of scary. It's like this shadowy. What's the premise? I don't know, actually. Well, the Boba Duke, Boba Duke is like a mythical creature, right? I feel like I don't know a lot about it, but I know it.

Yeah, much like the twins. It's twins. From what I remember, it was like a sketchbook that touched the bottom. It was drawing like scary sketches, right? Okay. And then the like, Babadook itself was like, the sketches, like the sketch come to life,

like crawling up the ceiling and you're like, oh my God. It just looks like a bad like liquid TV something or something. It's a bad wall. Because I know this, because I know it's been referenced on shadows. Like, Adam, imagine if a giant charcoal drawing of like,

Yeah, it came to life. Yeah, you'd be like, we're just like, I'll just kick it in his face. I'd agree with that. I remember seeing people dressed up as the Babadook for Halloween, and it was pretty scary looking. It's like a little off-putty. Did you guys ever see the picture of the Babadook at a party

and it was like, given someone ahead? It was someone with a long hair hat. You can really see their face. I never see the picture of the Babadook at a party and it was like giving someone a head Hairhead It's getting an eyeful tower Conjoined to another one. Yeah, I think it was viral. It's like a Babadook and I will tell Couple big naturals Babadook was a big natural By a man with like kind of strawberry blonde curly hair big matches. Single by a man with like kind of strawberry blonde curly hair.

Yeah. Yeah. Halloween. You guys didn't see that? I might have to post it on the Instagram. Yeah. The Bob and Duke wears a hat. I knew that.

Yeah. It's a hot pad. Yeah. Yeah. The top hat is pretty scary to me. It's got weird eyes. I think, do this man wears a top hat and we're scared of this man? I don't think it's a man.

When's the last time you met somebody with a top hat that you could trust? That's like, dude, I feel like I just saw a man with a top hat at Pierce, Brazon's art show. Like I feel like I bet you did. Yeah. That guy was fucking cool. I bet he owned like some sort of perfume company. It was like Jeff D. Orr, some shit. I had a neighbor who had a magician performing a party other day. He had a top hat pretty bad. Yeah. I don't neighbor who had a magician perform a party other day and he had a top hat. Pretty rad.

Yeah. I don't trust magicians at all. It's fucking Jeff Dior, bro. So I went to the Blink 1-82 show the other week and let's go. Let's go. Sick. Guys, it was real sick, dude. And we're backstage.

No, we deal. That's a a big deal first of all to us. I'm trying to meet Tom. I've never met Tom Dillon before. And so I'm asking Mark, like, hey, will you show, or can I go meet Tom? Show me Tom. Show me Tom. Show me Tom.

Yo, look, this guy here's that. And Aubrey Plaza was backstage too. And she kept like whispering to me, look, this guy hears that. And Aubrey Plaza was backstage too. And she kept like whispering to me like, go, I wanna go meet Tom. Go get Mark to meet so we can meet Tom. And I'm like, all right. And what'd you say? Do you love him?

Blake, what? Which one? Oh, let's go, sure. Let's go! Sorry, okay. And so I'm like, let's go. So I'm asking Mark. And Mark's like, oh, hell yeah, yeah, let's go meet him.

And he's a super nice guy. And he goes to take us to meet Tom out of nowhere. This magician pops out of fucking nowhere, dude. And he was like, he appeared. They're like, he's some famous magician and he was gonna do tricks. And I'm like, oh man, this is our shot to meet Tom. And then proceeded to do magic for 30 minutes.

And by the time we were done with the magic, couldn't meet Tom anymore. Tom had already left. Oh, fuck that magic. That's a bummer, bro, but what kind of magic was this guy doing? See, after I did that movie, Magic Camp, magic means so much less to me,

because they showed me a lot of the tricks. And I'm like, well, I know you're just really good at sleight of hand, that kind of stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure. You can still appreciate that. By the way, the guy who taught you. I did. I don't. I no longer believe that it's actually magic. Right.

You're a boss. I already did. Adam, the guy who taught you blew up though, right? He's got his own shows and shit now, right? Unlike Netflix and stuff. Absolutely. He does. And I do want to remember his name. And we're going to cut this part out. I just remember his face and he was good.

Well, I why cut out of this now? Just go with it, dude. Well, dude, because I don't remember his name, you're fine. It was like eight years ago. He is great. Justin Wilman. I remember that.

I remember that. He's got it. There you go. Don't cut it. Don't cut it. Leave it in. Look at that. Just a woman.

He's super good. And it really cool. Funny guy too. But with this magician was great. And he did some crazy shit. just a woman. He's super good. He and it really cool. Funny guy too. But no, but this magician was great and he did some crazy shit. Was it cards or was it like what was it? Yeah, he had cards. He like took an X that was on his hand and then just put it, put it on he straight edge. Yeah, he's straight edge. He's like, watch me make it. No, he drew a an X on his hand like watch me make it. So he drew a and X on his hand and then put it on Mark's hand without drawing the

X. Okay. See that's fucking sick. And he's like he's like he's like put it. He's like drew it on his on his hand right here and then put his hand like this and then made Mark have his hand out like this. And then he hit the top of it and he's like now open your palm and he opens up and there's an X drawn on it. See that's what I'm saying. That's not like just light of hate. I mean, that's light of hand right there, but that's not like, but how the fuck, dude, how you say you say that's not magic. Do you know what it is?

It dude, it's a trick. Let's go. It's not magic, dude. It's not. I'm sorry. I took a little peek behind the curtain. It isn't magic. It's all skills and tricks.

It's got I know But could you deconstruct that with your knowledge? Yeah, but I I can have you have you seen magic camcow no Well, then I guess I'll never know if I can do that or not I remember when you were learning all the tricks the card tricks and stuff like that And I thought it was fucking sick because I love magic. I think it's cool as shit It is cool and and if you get good enough Kyle, you can dash a boys dreams to meet one of their most favorite rock stars. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can make their dreams disappear. You can make them. Dreams disappear. Yeah. Of meeting one of their favorite rock stars. Yeah. And the concert. Did they do an encore?

What was like the highlight? Give me the. Well, dude, I know every, I'm a real big blanket. And I did. I knew every song. So like to me, they were all, it was a wall of hits. And I feel like how fucked up were you Adam? You don't remember it, do you?

You were blackout. No, I wasn't. I wasn't. Okay. Because I drove us afterwards to Orange County. So I had I only had like three drinks the entire show. I used to be really good at blackout driving though. Yeah. That was really good at that. Yeah. It doesn't mean that. I was fine. Wait, if you had a drive an hour back, wouldn't you want to be hammered? I don't. Yeah. Yeah, that's how I used to approach it. I'm actually leading. You don't remember that drive. It's like a long drive to be sober, but go ahead.

Yeah. Yeah, I guess they just have hits on hits on hits, huh? Yeah, they really do. I mean, it's just a wall of hits. Look at Todd hitting us with the set list. Ooh, yeah, we got a f- I mean, my god, all bangers, all bangers. That is rad.

Woo! They did, I loveers. That is rad. Woo. They did, I love LA. That's great. Really? Really cool. They covered that? Oh, they just played it. Do they cover it?

No, they just played it. They didn't know. Oh, yeah. When the lights went out like back on, I think they dropped. I love LA and like the crowd was so stoked on it that they actually put it into the set list because it was such a magical moment for everybody. It was honestly a fantastic show. It was cool seeing the band back together. I was at the show that whatever Kardashian traverses with. Ricky Kardashian.

I'm not sure. Lemony Snick. Tony Carter. What a... Ronda. Ronda Kardashian. Gap in my knowledge. Cruella. Daphne.

Yeah, Cruella. Yeah. Cruella. Courtney. Courtney. Courtney, is it? Yeah, I think that's right. Yes.

Anyway, she held up this eye and said Travis time pregnant. And she was like right next to us, so that was kind of cool. Oh, look. Oh, look. Just like the video. She's so that was kind of cool. We like, oh, look, you're like, just like a, just like the video. She's like, could you please not smoke weed around me? I'm with child, right? But it was tight.

I, the, the turn style guys, they're the ones that got me backstage. It wasn't even blank. So I, I just had tickets, and didn't have backstage at all, really. And was like trying to angle the get backstage and our boy, a Tiva Jefferson, took a few of the turnstile guys backstage passes and when God has got us backstage, hung out with the turnstile guys for a while,

which was awesome because they fucking slayed. Yeah, and they're great dude. And then got backstage. And then essentially they were kicking everyone out and then Mark Hoppaz's wife, Skye Saw. Mark is hopped, go ahead. Perfect. Saw, saw us and was like, you guys could sail,

get your backstage passes. So big shout out to Skye Hoppaz. Yes, real hard. A real hard who made this boys dreams come true. And a big shout down to freaking the magician. The magician guy Hey, you know what it was cool and I would have loved it if I wasn't on my way to meet Tom for the first time Ever right the other time I would have been in the pocket. Okay, I need to be amazed

Yeah, I get that did we talk about all this already because I'm like did I mention here on this podcast that I was in an Elevator with Travis Barker in Chicago? I don't think so. There's no way to tell. There's any of our producers recall if we talked about this already. I feel like we talked to... I think you did. Yeah, I think you did. Yeah, I'm like, are we covering the changes?

But yeah. Yeah, I don't remember it at all if you want to go into it. I don't remember. I just got to do an elevator with as barter in Chicago like a month ago when he was probably there doing the show and fucking I was like, do I tell this guy I'm on the shirt? I do remember this. I do. I definitely remember you saying no, no, no, no, no, shut the fuck up. This is riveting. This is what I love about our podcast is we will take time to ask if we told the story the producers will tell us

We've told it and then we'll still go into the fucking story for upwards of 15 minutes because I don't remember it I want to hear it again. I don't read this is limiting radio Man listen to the old episode then what episode can we point them to where they can listen to that? No, dude I can't I can't remember everything you guys have said. And I can't remember everything I've said, you know? So we have to react to all of us. That's not all of us. Come on, that's not all of us.

You can't expect us to party the way we have. Okay. Some of us still currently do. And also remember everything we're saying. Yeah! Exactly. I guess. You can't expect that. I really don't remember everything we're saying. Yeah, exactly. I guess. You can't expect that.

I really don't remember a lot of stuff. Have you guys seen commercials for Lil Jon's new show? Speaking of yeah. No, Lil Jon's back. Lil Jon's back. He never left. I was just been in Vegas for a little bit. He's got like a reality show and it's called Lil Jon did what?

Oh, this sounds so. And it's just like every episode where it's like the next is a cake. Lil Jon went to this farm and turned this barn into a fucking hip hop nightclub. Lil Jon did what? It's it's all it is. Lil Jon fucked these swimmies twins at a party. Yeah, Lil Jon got his dick sucked by a by a Siamese twin. Little John met one side of big natural causes.

This can join. It's not Siamese. You might be little. What's the difference? Oh, yeah, that's like a that's not a cool word, right? What is Siamese? I think that's a Siamese twins. There was a famous pair of twins that were Siamese like a hundred years ago. And so that's where it came from. Yeah, I was now. Oh, okay.

Got cats. Yes. What? You have a cat? Is Siamese, is that a place? I don't know anything about Siam. I think Siam is like a big biblical place, isn't it? I don't know if it's Siam.

Siam. Siam? I don't know. I think that's the type of that's Dan Ziggs like I thought that's what the that is difficult. And a siam sounds like a cool Sam Hime I believe I don't know what that means.

I think Sam Hime is like the devil. Sam I am. Siam I am. Dude I was saying I am. Yeah exactly that's you. That's me. Shout out to Netflix's green eggs in ham, short live, and shout out to cats. Green eggs in siam.

Siam used to describe something other related to siam, now Thailand. Okay. Oh, and it used to be siam. When did it change to Thailand? Because siam is like, I tell you this is biblical. You seriously don't know. It's kind of tight. This is biblical. This is you honestly don't know when it became Thailand. Okay. Kyle, look. So you're claiming this. I know what you're apology is. Yeah, this is in the book of Siam. I just said that I don't remember

everything, you know. I think it's the time of the Bible is when it was Siam and then it changed. I have something. I'm probably very wrong. I am. Test of it. You don't know shit about the Bible. I'm a Sam probably very wrong about this, but I remember something about the King of Siam King of Siam and I think it goes back to Sunday school. Okay. I don't remember when Durs talked about Travis Barker in the elevator. So I mean, I guess you retain them. Let's go. Yeah, I don't. Sam, hey, Sam Haine is the Celtic New Year, the end of summer, in the harvest season. So we're killing it today. Yeah. Hey, and Blake, that's not at all what we're talking about. It's the veil between the living and the dead. So there's that. Where are you, Blake? What are you talking about? Are we just saying things that are close to science?

Sammy Hagar was a singer in Van Halen. Sammy Hagar can't drive 55. Sammy Hagar. Sammy Davis Jr. was legit, say, Tannik. Did you know that? Yes. Yeah. Okay. Blake, you have the floor. Yes.

Sammy Davis Jr. was like, I'm gonna go take a shit. It was super homies with the dude who runs the church of Satan. There's like a bunch of cool photos and those are his words. Yes I'm sorry. I'm super homies with yeah, baby. I thought he was just like a Jewish guy I thought I thought his thing is that he was just Jewish. He was that as well. He was he was Jewish practicing Satanism. Okay, I don't know if you could do both. Dude, he would, Sammy Davis Jr. tried. He really tried, man. It's crazy. Wait, can you not? Why can't you practice multiple religions at the same time? I guess that's just impossible. Well, I guess not one that believes in a god and then one that is like super pro Satan. You probably want to choose good versus evil dude. Yeah, true. Choose

good. This is the way. I would assume I would assume that's probably the better move, but I think so. Yeah, I mean, can we all be on that as good as better than evil? Wait, before we like analyze it, what are you basing this on? Yeah, what? Let's not believe just what Blake said. It's,, like just Google, Sammy Davis Jr. and you will find it. No, it's very well known Hollywood lore. That Sammy Davis Jr. was kicking it with the dude. I don't know his name, but basically the bald guy

who is all like freaking. Yeah, Sammy. I saw Sammy Davis Jr. was like just like a big part of your maybe this guy like a good cocaine. Yes. And yeah, it's just like kicking it with this guy. He's like, whatever you want me to believe. Maybe we have a sea sound. Give me some of Satan's snow.

Not like that. He does not sound like Austin Powers. He kind of does baby. I'm Sam and David, baby. Yeah, shagga, Dylan, I'm just Austin powers. Yeah, you're all just doing Austin powers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was a British. Wait, so we have the producers right out of sentence, and then we all have to say the sentence in our best Sammy Davis junior impression. Yeah,

let's give our baby. I think you have to do like a little bit more like This is the thing is I I'm pretty sure like that the Church of Satan bro just had orgies and did cocaine He was kind of like Devil and then like see him kind of tight. Yeah, so Sammy Davis He knew it was just kind of like this is like rat back adjacent. I'm down to okay a famous Sammy quote Okay, the the quote is alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity. So and this is a famous Sammy quote. Okay, Blake and this is this is backstage at the church of Satan. Blake, are you up first? Go ahead. All right. Oh,

we have to say this. Yeah, in your best Sammy. Yeah, it's just a famous Sammy, David, junior quote. Sorry. Hold on. Everybody knows to give him the character You have to say they first Sammy Davis Jr. Alcohol gives you Infinite patience for stupidity baby. Yeah, very stupidity No, I legit have never heard him talk before so Adam are you up? Yeah, dude, I see I don't know either man. You're like hey, Dini, hey, Dini baby, hey, Dini baby. Yeah, that's right.

That's right. You got to say, Frankie, baby. Hey, Frankie, baby. Okay, now say the sentence, Kyle. Now go right into it. Hey, Frankie, baby, alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity. Hey, Frankie, baby, you hear me? You knew it.

I really liked that. I like that. It's better than mine. It was better stupidity. Hey, Frankie, baby, you hear me? You know what I'm doing. I really like that. I like that. It's better than mine. It's better than mine. I like fucking you alive, bro. Yeah, I like that. I liked your head. You had the teeth out.

I feel like you always had his teeth. I even had this. I had a cigar. Did you see the cigar? Yeah, I did. Really good to be. Proper, baby. Very good.

My favorite actor, Frankie. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here my favorite actor Here we go here come our heavy Rat pack we're not gonna do that's the best actor. Yeah, yeah Oh, dude ready. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. Okay. Go. Everybody shut up. I'll be the judge I'll be the okay, I hope the hall gives you infinite patience. Just stupidity infinite patience was stupidity Dersen made it the largest without laughing I'm gonna say this he laughs at the end. This is not fun to do

He made it really far without laughing did he was actually doing better than he thought well Hey as the judge I got to give it to the best actor of the bunch Kyle new a chick. Sorry, but Disaster my guy. It's real dude. He's really talented and he is my favorite actor. I filled in the blanks, baby. Fucking nailed it. Space world with the cigar. Wow. I'll give it to him. Whatever. The Judd. E. T. Fucking rap actor. I definitely did the worst and I'll I'll take that. Are we the we're the splat pack? Is that kind of a bummer that we don't know what he sounds like? It is a bummer. Can we be the splat pack? Is that kind of a bomber that we don't know what he sounds like? It is a bomber. Can we be the splat pack?

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Listen to Princess of South Beach as part of the Michael Dura podcast network available on the IHR radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Did you guys have anyone that remember like in in college when people would were like just into the rat pack and you're like there's no way they no way that you are into the rat pack. I knew a few guys that just like kind of your idea of college is different than what it was. No I had a couple I had two different people that I knew that had like rat pack posters in their shitty apartment. What's right? You're like yeah there's no way that had like rat pack posters in their shitty apartment. What? You're like,

Yeah. There's no way that you like them or even know who they are. Really? It was like a grown up thing. It made you feel like you were an adult to be like, I'm into the rat pack. Like, yeah, we have that here.

We drink martinis. Meanwhile, there's just like crushed Keystone light cans in the corner. Right. Right. Right. You guys didn't know anyone with a rat pack poster. I didn't

know anybody. My grandpa gave me his old like CDs of Frank Sinatra stuff. Like some and some vinyl and stuff. Your grandpa had CDs. I love that it wasn't even dish. He's old MP3. My grandpa is his iPad. He Spotify account fully loaded. He transferred all his sponsor lobster downloads of the old rap. That's going to be our grandkids are going to be like grandpa gave me an old hard drive with something called

lime wire. Dude, that's so real. Well, that was the whole Bruce Willis thing, is that he spent like $200,000 on music, and he like tried to leave it in his will to his kids. Whoa. And not recently, like this is year to go. Yeah.

But although I know he's got health issues now, but like, then Apple was like, you can't. And he was like, what the fuck are you talking about? I bought this, I owned this. And like in the fine print, you agree that it's just yours. You can't like forward it on to anybody. Oh, right. Yeah, because it's a digital purchase.

There's like a quarter million dollar with a music and he's like, what the fuck am I doing with? That's fucked up crazy. That's what we were talking about that too. It's like, you can't just alone somebody Like what if you could alone somebody you're download, you know like you can't even down loan like a down loan Yeah, I can't you just like points cuz you That's weird. I gotta give me a second for that. Yes points Dude it is it does suck

Like just how they take movies off of Like for instance Disney plus just pulled a bunch of movies and magic camp was part of that. Oh my gosh This is a theme of the day. How am I gonna watch it now? They made it disappear But it was a cute it was a cute movie that kids did love I mean I every I had a ton of families that just would reach out and be like my kid loves this movie So does that mean I can't watch it if I wanted to now correct? Yeah, it does not exist anywhere You can't buy it on Apple or Amazon like you couldn't go to Best Buy and find that like you can't get that no Really that was a string made for that's fucking bonkers. Yeah, so it just doesn't exist anymore which

You know kind of sucks. You know why they're doing that? Because they're claiming a loss on that particular item in their taxes, right? Yes. And then they don't have to pay residual. Right. Oh my god. I mean, that's why.

Right? This was a day lost. I was dealing with for fucking like 20 years. You just couldn't get their music unless you had it from the 90s. Is that real man? It didn't exist. Then, well, then they just, they just finally got it back on streaming, like, uh, two or three months ago.

Maybe. I'm pissed now. I thought that was because they were holding out for like a proper deal or whatever. But no, it was like fucking record industry being shady. It was like between deaf jam or somebody. I can't remember. That's really crazy. Um, but they were just like in limbo.

Mm. That's pretty easy. Go streaming were just like in limbo. Mm. That's crazy. Go streaming out. But it's, it's socks. It's crazy. Well, I've always said that magic camp is kind of the day less all of kids moves. Yeah, dude.

Yeah, that's insane. That's just makes a lot of sense. That's what those families were saying. Yeah, that's what the family just said. And which by the way, guys, I don't know if you noticed, but I got X on my hand, dude. Oh, no. I don't know. Oh, shit, I don't know if you noticed, but I got X on my hand, dude. Oh, no, I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. My camera marks hand, dude. The time you said, oh my God. I love your butt. That's pretty crazy, dude. How does this X land on my hand? That and if you're just listening, there is barely an X on legs. The thinnest line. I mean, because it's a it transferred.

It's like, he's not even close to Mark Hopper's right now. So that was a hard train. You know, Mark, Mark, aren't you here? Yeah. Let's go. Now we go to Mark and Mark. Mark, are you here? Yeah, baby.

Yeah. Right over here. Yeah, baby. Yeah. That's wrong. Yeah, right over here, baby. Yeah, that's wrong. Yeah, how does Mark say? Maybe, just not a cop. He just found Super Honky, right?

Well, Mark is a little harder because Tom is the one that sounds like he's from Great Britain when he's just from San Diego. Right. He sounds like he's from Britain? Yeah, that was kind of like the live, the Great Britain area. I feel like Bill. Did Green Day start that?

Yeah. Yeah, Billy's old Joe. No Joe no no no that started what well before oh trying to be like the sex pistols Is that what it is like you like or the clash or something who would it start before who did it start with well the clash are British That's right. So are the sex pistols right so you're right. I was Billy's the first the remones kind of didn't do it, which is kind of cool. Yeah, they did kind of not do it. Yeah. Well, I'm kind of. I've been listening to them and being like, do they're definitely kind of not doing the punk band that tried to sound British and the like we're thinking of formative punk bands. The remones are probably the biggest American punk bands. I think there's is on it with Green Day. I think he's on. I think Billy Joe did have some kind of a British adjacent. Yeah, bite my lip and close my eyes. Sometimes I get my set the

crepes. Yeah, it's hell of British dude. Let's go. The first one that like we remember, but like the stooge is and like, uh, Iggy Pop, they were. Iggy Pop is hard for, yeah, Detroit, baby. Yeah, that's some motorcycle music right there. Uh, okay. I want to be your dog is not British sounding. No, not at all.

They don't have dogs in, in a great Britain, do they? They have dogs. They have dogs. Oh, you like bags? Dogs, mate. Oh, you mean, dog, tags. dogs oh you like bags dogs mate oh you mean dog tags yeah like bags rancid are from the bay but sound British maybe it was green day maybe we give it to them I I didn't think so okay rancid I think it is I think it's Billy Joe

I because I remember being tripped out when it's like wait they're from fucking Berkeley what's going on wait they're from around here what's going on said rancid Adam give me one rancid song I can give you I don't know the boys the time bomb Yeah, black Okay, I think it started in scott music before the boys are down Sounds very American rancid fucking rocks rancid like bridges the gap between Scott and Rancid freaking rancid yeah rancid outcome. The wolves right is that their album rancid and green day from the same area They're from Manchester baby. Yeah

Yeah, they're old homies. Yeah, they're good stuff I remember at the Premiere of the outlaws on July 7th. It is out right now comes out. We're recording this podcast watch again on July 7th, it is out right now. We're recording this podcast. Watch it again. Yeah, baby. So it comes out at midnight tonight. It's really excited about it.

But at the premiere, they were giving, like, at the after party, they were giving, like, dumb, like fake tattoos of things that happened in the movie. Yeah. Because our characters go to a tattoo parlor in the movie. And I like fun. It was pretty drunk right at the end of the night.

And like ripped my shirt off. We talked about this last week. Yeah. Uh tattoo on my chest, but Trey was not. Trey cool. My buddy, who is the drummer in Green Day was not pond that I made him take photos with me with my shirt off with the blank one. He did. Sorry about it. Wow rivalries real I don't think there's any be those pictures gotta be fucking cool though That's gotta be like one of the coolest pictures. I know I think I know a cooler picture Durs is pretty viral. I think you know a picture, right? I mean, join I mean, I'm enjoying our producers couldn't show it to you. No one knows this photo.

Reable. That's the word, conjoined ring of bell. Abbey, Dini baby. Like this is like a workplace environment. So, but like we talk about stuff that's inappropriate. So like can we show stuff that's inappropriate? I don't actually. Well you just show it to each other.

And it's, it's, no, I know, but if I put it like in the chat. Yeah, you could probably have lost it. You could put it in the chat. You're showing it to us. You have to write NSFW before you post it. I borrowed you to. Oh, is that a sanction thing? I think it covers you for a long time.

Yeah, I think it covers you legally. Hey, if you pay, like, do that, you're covered. I know. Do it, you're covered. And you probably need to wait. You have to wait a little bit. NSFW, then wait five seconds. Give them time to close the chat and then put it in there.

Dude, dude, this is real shit. This goes all the way up to... Well, are you gonna post it, Durs? I'm gonna know if he can? I don't think I should you have to is it what are you talking about? Yeah, no, it's okay. I'm not interested. Can you blur it? They don't have to hey they don't have to click on it if they don't want to see it. It's just a link right? Well Oh, that's right links. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, it's just a link.

Don't click on it. You're going to text it to us? A link? Can it? Is this the link? I don't want to get a virus, dude. You have to right click it, dude. What are you guys talking about?

Copy image address. I did like you don't look at porn. I don't want to get a virus by clicking the link. Look, I'm sorry. I just did it. Do not click on this. Do not come. If you don't want to see anything. If you don't want to come.

We're gonna go viral with this one. Just click on this. Don't click on it. I don't want to, oh, we got a message for the producer she's calling HR. Look at her. Your toast, bro. Your toast.

Holy NHR. He hasn't sent the link yet. Okay, so I've, dude, I've already looked at it. I've already came. I'm not gonna look at it. I don't want to look at it That is not real bad. I'm gonna come and by the way, this is Bob a dude. Wait, this is Bob a dude. What are we looking at? No, this is conjoined

I mean, hey if they if that is Photoshop, they did a great job. That's like pretty real looking. Oh, this is I don't want to watch you. I don't want to look at Conjoined twins can give blow jobs to their just like regular people, why not? Hey, conjoined twins can give blow jobs too. They're just like regular people. Why do you hate conjoined twins? Oh my gosh. No, this is cool. I'm just gonna feel like it's gonna be really inappropriate.

This is cool. It's not. Oh, Durs, you're covered. When I click on this link, it says mature content. Do you want to go forward? Yeah, I do. I built that. I set that up.

It's not crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. Whoa. Uh-huh. This is the way. And here's another link. And by the way, this is of my bubble.

If people are listening, we're not really looking at this picture, okay? No, it's all a joke. Yeah, we are. Yeah, we are. And I don't even know. Honestly, I think I made it up. Yeah, it's all a joke. And he take, apologies.

I'm excited. Those who can join the thing. I am sorry, I made that up. Oh gosh. I tell you. You could find it. You could find it on Reddit. Feel free to go ahead and take a look.

And with the bestest deputers underneath of them, where they're wearing those like caps that people only wore between 2000 and 2004. Oh, the little Christine Aguilar. Oh, the little Christina Aguilera, the little painter, Jason. Yeah, I feel like there was only like a four to six year period where anyone even thought to wear those hats. And now they're fucking dead.

Those are long gone, but they're coming back. Kyle's gonna wear one next week. Yeah, you know it, dude, you know I'm on that shit. Oh yeah, you're on that shit. Yeah, Kyle's bringing you back. I've got know I'm on that shit. Oh, yeah, you're sick as cast bringing your back I've got an apology. I'd like to say I'm sorry Mama for the spanking machine incident you were being funny. I know it was probably Really disappointing to you that I acted like a little bitch on my birthday

But I wish I could take back that moment and laugh through it with you because you're such a great mom And I know you're just You were just doing your best. Yeah, but that can I kind of glob on to your and also apologize to my mom for being Oh, what do you want to do to it? Glab on yeah, go on to your Apollo. I think it's an M. Yeah, it isn't right. It's a bomb. I always thought I was glob I always thought a lot of we say glob And I've been meaning to tell you guys, I've seen you glob.

And it's in a pro row. It's in a pro row. It's a glob. You just blew my fucking mind. Yeah, I did not know. Well, I'd like to both glob on your, like, quarter of the cob. No, you want to go out?

You want to go out, I'm like, tick a glob on. 69, dude. To your apology and also go to my mom and dad and be like, I'm sorry for like seeing all these kids at the Fourth of July party and just seeing them all act like little bitches. And I want to apologize to my parents for sure. I acted like a little bitch.

I mean, I had to. A glom on my mom. You don't even remember being a little bit. Yeah, for sure. You act like a child. For sure, you act like a child. Absolutely, dude. I was acting like such a child, my entire child.

You're acting like a child, dude. I know, on my mom. I'm a glom on my mom. Kyle, do you have an apology? Maybe there's an apology? Yeah, I do have an apology that's paired with a thank you. The apology is, I'm have an apology that's paired with a thank you. Apology is, I'm sorry for missing the last one.

Oh, we didn't even notice. I know, I figured, and I also wanted to thank you guys for holding it down, because you're all rock. You're the best. How was your trip? Let's cover that for just a couple minutes. I'm sorry, I honestly so rejuvenating. It was rejuvenating.

You look great. You go to goi. You're glowing right now. You got a nice base Yeah, you're like a friendly Bob a Duke like if you're you're if you were the scribble drawing that came to life You'd be like oh, what's up, man the Bob a dude? Maybe that's an indie film I'm a happy Bob a dude. Uh oh, we got a tie-dose. Yes, I'm a Bob a dude. Bob a dude.

If you're listening, please send us your Bob a dude. Pictures of Kyle. Bob a dude. Bob a dude. Bob a dude. Bob a dude. Bob a dude. Oh, he did.

I apologize to Kyle for not asking about his trip. It was so ridiculous. And the conjoined thing. Oh, good. It's all fine. I apologize to him. It'sjoined thing. Oh good. It's all water. And it's all water under the bed. It's all water under the bed. It's all water under the bed.

Now you can look it up. It's definitely on Reddit. All right. And that's another episode of this. This is Evan Hortons. This is Evan Hortons. All right. who's this? Rancid!

Rancid! Yeah, this is Rancid. Hey, the drummer's got a sick ass pickleball fucking company called Ghost Pickleball. Yeah, we need to shut that out. It's epic. Epic as fuck. Let me shut that out. Hoot!

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