This Is Important - Ep 144: No Sauce Shaming

Episode Date: July 18, 2023

Today, this is what's important: Victor Wembanyama and Britney Spears, the sriracha shortage, Heinz ketchup, pretzels, drinking water, public restrooms, Sephora, acne, the Kardashians, the horniest spy, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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they just start whipping it out, flicking the bean, cranking down, right? Right there in their seats. Fucking down with the thickness. An airline toilet I am not eating out of cause those are fucking ran train on. And what is the horniest steak sauce? Let's go. Oh, my God.

I cannot believe it's glob. You know, I was just looking at my phone and I got the weirdest headline, which was Victor Rebanyama. When is it Wembenyama? It's going to take me like four seasons like Giannis and the Cumpo. It's going to take me like four seasons to be able to say that man's name correctly. But for Kyle who doesn't know who this is, he's seven foot five NBA, new NBA basketball player. He was just drafted. He, everyone thinks he's going to be like the ultimate stud. And Victor Wemba Niyama, uh, was coming out of catch restaurant and Britney Spears was there.

Uh, and I guess she goes up to Victor and goes, uh, in her British accent, yes, because she was talking in a British accent is what the article said, which she was like, excuse me, Sa, uh, excuse me, Sa, uh, have a, uh, oh, and then she like grabbed his shoulder to like take a photo. And, uh photo and or like I guess his waist maybe and His head of security backhanded her across the face. Oh my slapped her dude. Oh really slap Britney Spears slap B-Spears. Yeah, not Britney dude. Did they not know it was Britney Spears because of the accent? Do you think that's kind of what happened? Yeah, that's real dude.'m doing that. They're like this British lady that looks like a Britney Spears. Yeah, that's justifiable.

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But to be fair to this guy, yeah, let's be fair now. Yeah. She's like a little terrier, man. He, he, he had, he couldn't take any risks. Because she, my bite is an apple. Boom, oh, so. He's protecting the future of the NBA.

That is true. That is true. That is true. My goodness, but he's assaulting the fucking icon of pop music. So I don't know. It's God against the God. That's fucking weird.

No matter how it is, you're back handing in the face. Is that what it said? That's not right. It's never right. That's fucking weird, no matter how it is, your back handing in the face, is that what it said? That's not right, it's never right. That's what I mean, yeah, that's what it said. It's never right, okay? Yeah. So is there a lawsuit happening? Is she about to...

I don't know, I think it just happened last night I don't know if I was like, so it'll be by this time we'll have it hatched out by the time the pot. Yeah, this is the most current event we've ever talked about on this pot. This is gonna air in like two weeks, this episode. So, uh, oh fuck!

Two weeks. It's a cold story. Yeah, ice-gold story. Oh, coming on ice. Now, we're coming on ice. Do you guys, restaurants like catch are like hilarious to me. What's that? Yeah, because the food's not really that good

and you're just there to like see famous people. Gugne! Yeah, like is that what that is? It's like a trap. Yes. Okay. Well, I don't know if the trap, but yeah. Have you ever been to catch restaurant Blake? I know, not at all.

Sounds terrible. What is it like a fish place? I think you've been there Blake, but probably for like a after party of a thing. Yeah, I think you've been there Blake but probably for like a after party of a thing Yeah, I think you've been there. This is in Hollywood or it's in Vegas. No, it's in Hollywood. It's off of a La Siena gun Melrose pizza pizza. Oh, okay It's like a second floor. It's like a rooftop deal It's like a good scene, but it's actually like a school and it's like nice up there Yeah, but it is more of a nightclub than a restaurant. Like I ate there once and was like, it tastes like this isn't,

I mean, it's not like bad, but it's not particularly great for how much it is. You're like, let's just roll the cheesecake factor and fuck some chicken little stuff. Let's go. And she's like, let's go. 69, dude.

Hyped on. But I do love that people just are like, I guess we go to catch, right? Let's go give TMZ. Well, it's from people out of town that wanna see Victor Webanyama and Britney Spears. No, but I'm saying like, why is Victor Webanyama even going there?

Because he's new to everything. I know, but he wanted to see Britney Spears. You gotta take a hot lap of everything and see what you like and what you don't like. Hot, hot, hot, I don't know if you have to do that. And also those those NBA stars, they go to all the clubs and just and just women hang off them like they are human monkey bars. Very shagged, Derek. Yeah. They're a little little treehouse. Yeah. They build a little treehouse and they'd be cool. Number one NBA prospect. I hope he turns out to be Great. Yeah, it's been pretty badly lately like the the people who will get all the pressure put on them whether it's Zion or whoever like

People get injured, you know, it's it's a total bummer. Yeah, their bodies fail job plays fantastic But can't stop pulling guns out well dude. He's got to do it. Can't stop it, dude. Who can stop that? You know what I mean? Yeah, that's true. Yeah! Yeah, what can you do? Yeah. Well, I have another really hot, hot, hot, hot news story.

Yeah, I caught a breath. You were, you wasn't being covered, but by the time it's coming out now, it may have been covered. Oh my God. What up? That's like the news ticker, go ahead. Are you guys aware that? Mm hmm. A lot of build up. Sriracha. Mm hmm. Is a shortage. It's like not available.

Has been available for like the last three months. In stores. Yeah. Unaware of this. Unaware. Yeah. What what's the deal? Very aware. I buy Sriracha often. I do too. And very aware of this. Okay. I would There was another shortage about two years ago. Oh my God. I weathered that storm and I bought so much sriracha that I still have sriracha. Well, you know that right now they're saying that's bottles of sriracha they're selling

for like $72. Like you can flip that shit right now. We know Blake knows the aftermarket. Yeah, $72. You can flip that shit on the back. know Blake knows the aftermarket. Yeah, 72 you can flip that shit on the bed. You're selling that on a Szechuan market. You're gonna have some texture. Dude, fucking don't even, hold up, hold up, don't, if you have Sriracha right now,

don't even sell the bottle. Sell fucking drops. Sell meals worth and fucking break that shit and make more cash, okay? Okay, I guess you would. What you do? Okay. Hey, college kid, listen to this. Need some extra coin. Okay. Here's, here's a little hack. You make a little packet of it. A little Saracha package. I love it. Yes. And you just stole it out like that. You make a sticker of your dime bags, dime

bags, exactly. Ders, bags of Sriracha baby. Yes, that's where you get because I want to do. So here's the thing. Sriracha, there's other Sriracha brands. It's just none of them compared to what I call cox sauce. It's the one with like the rooster. Yes, that's like the fish. That's the best.

That's the best one by far. Yes. You call it that or is it not called the other Sriracha? I, I own another Sriracha. It's like sweet tasting. I'm like, I don't want my own another Saracha. It's like sweet taste. I'm like, I don't want my Saracha sweet. It's got a spice. Yeah, and I have a fiery.

I tried the Tabasco Saracha. It's a little too, you know, tangy. It's just not the exact same. It's weird. All the off brand Saracha's can't nail it. It's kind of like with like ketchup. You know how high-ends, well well guys, let's say it was I'm scared.

57. Well, guys, we don't have any. You don't have any huntsman. Guilty asserts. Do we have any hunts guys on here? Because you can hit the road. Hey, guilty. I don't, I honestly don't know what.

Guilty on the Hines, baby. I don't know what ketchup I am. I feel like I don't even look. Oh my God. Well, go to your fridge right now and look at your ketchup. Yeah. We got what do you mean? I can't know if you don't have Hines. You're an absolute fucking joke, man. Are you kidding me? Fucking disaster. You're an absolute dork. Yeah. Yeah. Get out of here dorkess. Like nothing. It is the one. And then mustard. It's like you can be anybody Well, well, mustard I think French is kind of holding it down. I think I think if you get hinds mustard

It tastes the same as French's that is kind of true. Just yellow though. Does it the disparity between the mustard is not as as great as Between the ketchup's less ingredients less sugar sugar too. You know what I mean? Adam? Oh boy. Oh boy. If you say, hun, so I'm gonna bust enough. Oh my gosh. He's a hind channel.

It's gonna be some Whole Foods organic bullshit. That's my guess. 365 fuck that. What do you think it's Whole Foods? How am I organic, too? Because it's just maybe, Klo dog was at the market. It's just where you shop. I'm thinking that Shops for it. No, you got some air one shit. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, or you're gonna hold up a bucket of Heinz at three gallons

Come on man Men I'm behind Absolutely, it's not that low sugar shit. It's not the organic kind. It's the real the real high fruit toast I live for this shit you guys We got one. We got another one to hide. I mean what are even the other ketchup? I've said hunts but hunts is for see you next Tuesdays if I may say what else is there? There's is fantasy for cons

Oh I put it together though what about is fancy ketchup is that a brand of ketchup or they just saying like this catch up is fancy because I'm ever seen fancy ketchup I think that's just fancy ketchup I don't think it's a brand I'm a dumbass. Okay. There you go. So there's two other classic, I like the classic hines.

And then, and then I feel like I also have hines mustard to them. Thank you. We were just kind of talking about that. I think we were wondering about hines versus franches. Yeah. Because like, franches is what comes to my mind when I think about mustard.

Me as well. I feel like that's, that's what you put on the hot dogs. I think French is really leaned into the hot dog of it all. Do you guys ever do this little snack with mustard? Do you ever take like just regular potato chips and dip them in a little mustard? I eat because I'm unhappy. No. I put that on pretzel crisps and dip it into some mustard pretzels and mustard.

I get I'm predusted honey mustard. Yes, yes, yes, yes. And we're talking on a Snyder's. We're talking a Snyder pretzel, I'm guessing. No, we're talking roll, gold or whatever. Wow, right. And I go with pretzel crisps. I like the pretzels.

Pretzels with mustard is fucking probably great. Yeah, that's proven. So wait, what is your number one preferred pretzel, not brand, we can get in the brand? Okay, this shit's important. Or you can say brand, but then also like shape, like deliveries, like pretzel, pretzel, rod, stick, stick, pretzel, big thick pretzel, the tiny little one.

I know what I like. I know what I like. I know what I like. I like the thin sticks. Okay, I like the thin sticks, dude. Those are, yeah. Cause you like to act like it's a little penis. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I don't mean like, yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's it. That's, you got me. Bullet, where's he come up with this stuff? Bullet, sick and twisted. No, when I was a kid, I used to like to act like they were cigarettes.

Oh, that's a good one. Ashing them after you take a little bite, then you could do the little ash and some crumbs would come out. You know what I used to do with the little stick ones? I honestly, I would suck on them. I would suck on them. I know. I knew one of us would.

What? I knew one of us would. No, you didn't. You suck the salt off. Oh my God. And then you suck them. I know one of us was. Come on, you guys have never sucked the salt off. And then you suck them. You suck them, tell me. I know one of us was. You come on, you guys have never sucked the pretzel.

You bite the salt off with your little front teeth. You don't suck them. Yes, but then you suck it in the brown layer starts to come off and it exposes the white layer. And then if you suck it long enough, it gets so soft. It starts to dissolve. Isn't that like a low-way in lyric? You want to suck the brown off?

I'm from pretzel? Yeah, the pretzel. Like the little salts and stuff. So Blake, with that method of your pretzely sucking, do you like the thicker pretzels or the thinner pretzels? Like, do you know they have the thicker? The thicker, they have thicker pretzel rods. Do you like them long or do you like them thick?

How they need you like thicker pretzel rods. Do you like them long or do you like them thick? How they need you like your pretzel rods I'm not gonna grab all They're thicker for me the pretzel rod the big ones those are a little too girthy a little too much pretzel for me Yeah, you're tiny little taut mouth can't wrap your lips around Yeah, it's not the size of the pretzel Like thick soft pretzels that That's different. They can soft. I would prefer them hard and

kind of like a soggy limp pretzel. No, no, and let's just pretzel bites. So wait, hang on. Do you like the suck them until they get soft and limp afterwards? No, they don't get limp. What he said, that's his words. What he said, let's go. He said, they I say pretzel crisp kind of guy.

I like a crisp. Which is what? Those are the chips. They're like chips. Yeah, they're like chips, but they're all made of pretzels. The flat ones. Let's go. The flat ones.

Yeah, the flat ones. Wait, they're like a little square fence looking thing. No. They just look like they're flattened. They're like this. They're like chips. Yeah. Are they circles? Oh, I know what they're flattened. They're like this. They're like chips. Yeah, are they circles?

Oh, I know what you're talking about. They come in that big giant white bag. Yes, and they have hot wing. They have a garlic parmesan. But there's shapes like a pretzel. They're just flat. Yes, they're delicious. It's just flat.

Okay, okay. And they are delicious. I got them. Yeah, they come like a, I like the salt and pepper personally. That's my favorite. And that's probably the newest delivery system for pretzels, right? Yeah, that's the new.

Well, that's like a chip. It's like flat like a chip, but looks like a pretzel. Is that what we're talking about, right? Imagine a pretzel that just got steamrolled. It's blowing Kyle's mind. He can't even open his eyes. What, he's thinking so hard can't even open his eyes. What? He's thinking so hard about these pretzel crisps.

The worst is gotta be the nuggets, right? The little pretzel nuggets. I'm not. Oh, like the loaves, the little loaves, they look like. Yeah. I mean, when those are soft, they're cool, but when they're hard, I'm like, oh yeah, those are the worst. Yes.

Pretzel bites go off. Like little dunk in wetzel pretzel bites. I will dunk the fuck out of those bro. Yeah, yeah Kyle There you go. So you don't have to tax your brain anymore Yeah, me to me. This is a picture for me. Can I go on this y'all? Yeah, I'm glad that on oh yeah These are definitely the newest incarnation of pretzel pretzel food. Don't they have the everything bagel? Oh, yeah version of this or something? That is so good.

The buffalo wings are also very yummy. You know what I like to do? I like to get the originals and I just dip them in a jar of peanut butter like a fricking maniac. Whoa, peanut butter is a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. I go hummus.

I'm a big hummus boy on my pretzel crisps. Oh yeah. Wow pretzels and hummus. Yeah, for sure a good one. I go hummus, I'm a big hummus boy on my pretzel crisps. Oh yeah. Sure. Wow, pretzels and hummus, yeah for sure. Why not? For sure. This is crazy to me. It is.

It is in your mind. Pretzel logic, which is a great, silly Dan. Steely Dan, baby. This is a real, great, silly Dan album. But you know something that I do not fuck with in the pretzel world?

What? I don't fuck with pretzel buns, dude. Not at all. Not a frickin' all. Huh, interesting. I think there's a real, they're too tough. Aren't they too tough for you? I just think it's like a lot of hullabaloo,

but like it's a lot of build up for like something that's about to be good, but it just ends up being dry with like a little salt on top or something. Well, I think I think, I know what you're saying. There was like a time where Wendy's was like, we do pretzel buns now. It's kind of, right?

It was big. If you're gonna have bacon on a burger, there was usually a pretzel bun squeezed in it. It was a one-two combo, and I was always let down by the pretzel bun of it all. I gotta tell you though, if Adam comes back with pretzel buns, boy, I might just suck the broad.

That shit's important. I'm gonna suck the brown off it, bro. I suck the brown off the rock. I mean, that's so pretzel buns are good on spiders. I'm so fucking hungry. Pretzel buns are great. Pretzel bun sliders like what he am saying, which is, yeah, that's what I'm saying.

It's not as good as a fucking Hawaiian roll. Like give me Hawaiian. A whole whole whole. No, oh, dude, coming from Hawaii, bro, we were all about our Not as good as a fucking Hawaiian roll. Like give me Hawaiian roll. A wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha-a wha wha-a wha-a wha-a wha wha-a wha-a wha wha-a wha wha wha wha wha wha-a wha wha wha wha wha-a wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha pretzel about those pretzel rolls, boy. Now I didn't go get the pretzels. Uh, because I, it's here. You see, you see what they are. But I just was thinking we're talking about all these products that we love. Okay. Here we go. Well, pretzel products, pretzel products. I don't know if Blake had these because they're pretty fucking new.

They just came on the market, but it's, it's Ashland. Well, so we have the Ashland, uh, Spirits, which are the fucking shit. We got to get dirt some of these because I think you would you would like these. Good. Yeah, we just switch your vote. I think you'd mess with these ones. These are better. Great. Now, can you explain to me like explain to me what's going on with them? What's the deal? Uh, these are, these are just vodka celters. Uh, so it's not hard celtar isn't made with vodka.

It's like brewed like a, like a beer. It's a malt. Oh, and this is made with vodka. Right. Right. They taste great. Yeah. And then these are such a banger, the voyage, uh, heart iced teas. And they have this is a peach one, which I really fuck with okay, but they also have

Like a lemonade and it just tastes like an Arnold Palmer. I love it with booze in it and they're fucking good Yeah, how many ounces is that big ass can yeah, that's a big ass. This is a 24 this is a 24 big Damn son, where'd you find them? I want to suck the blue off that can man, that is big. Yeah, you want to swab this one down. Yes, but just for the record, you got no pretzel buns in there. No pretzels. I got no pretzel buns. No, okay, dammit.

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I wanted to ask, did you guys get this yet? Because I'm sending in to all y'all Here we go. Oh my god product toss over here. Yeah. Oh, I did get that I got the bag from Nina the outlaws Netflix bag it came with a little rosé dude when I get that I'm traveling with that bag. Oh, that is my fucking bag TSA is gonna have your ass are you're an out little step right over here sir? USA is gonna have your ass. You're an owl. Step right over here sir.

Oh, they're gonna stop me dude. Dude, just sent you money. Cashy. Tons of money dude. Dude, you guys are gonna get my Oscar vote for sure. What is that? Is that a DVD? Yeah, it's DVD with DVD actress.

Is that a DVD from Netflix? I love it. Yeah, they're in the DVD business now. Can you believe it? I don't think it is. Oh, this. Ro say. I think it was just a piece of paper actually. That's actually Nina's wine brand, right?

She has some points on the back end for that or some stuff. Yeah, she owns, it's called Fresh Fine Wine and Nina and her friend, Julie and Huff. They own that together and smart. Yeah, they put these sick little bags together, which was kind of nice. Yeah, and we need to start a wine brand. Did I send you my address? I remember when you did.

Yes, you did. You did. I did, right? Yeah, it might be on its way. My number's still 9-1-1. Yeah. Absolutely, baby. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Do not come. Oh, boy. Yes, we got stuff in the mail, baby. Yeah. Like, what are we doing here? We're drinking a lot of water, I've noticed. Oh, well, it's just a fourth of July recovery, but I have incorporated the Naljean lifestyle

into my lifestyle. What does that mean, Naljean? That bottle. That's a water bottle from the 90s. Yeah, you try to finish how many of these? Like, five a day to reach your water quota? Oh,s. Yeah, you try to finish how many of these, like five a day to reach your, you're like water quota. Oh, dude. Yeah, or he just read solo cup.

How many ounces? Cause I fuck, I, I fuck a giant, uh, I fuck up a giant solo cup. Well, you said you fuck it. Go ahead. You just, you fuck it. I fuck it. And now we know I fuck this cup and my dick fits in there perfectly. I believe the amount of water you're supposed to drink per day is your weight converted to ounces, haft. Fuck it! They're not converted, but just pounds go ounces

and then half of that. This is important, does that make sense? No, will you explain it? Pounds go ounces? That shit's important. Yeah, make it more confusing, please, so that no one does it. I weigh 222 right now, okay?

So, oh my So that One eleven and then and the hundred eleven ounces is what I'm supposed to be drinking bear minimum every day Can a bear man. Wow 111 ounces and what how many shit? I don't even know what that is. That's almost two gallons, right? Or is a gallon 64 or 128? I can't remember, but... You're supposed to drink like 10 cans of water? You're supposed to drink a fuck ton of water. Yeah, you're supposed to drink more than you would think.

I'll tell you that much. Yeah. Can I tell you something? There's no way. There's 128 ounces in a gallon. So I'm supposed to drink a gallon of water every day. Your boobs are huge. No one is supposed to drink that. Not in the history of humans has any humans.

That doesn't seem like a lot to me. Well, I drink that every day without a doubt. The cause of diarrhea. You drink a gallon of water a day? I'm living in a nightmare. I drink so much water every day. I filled this up probably 12 times. Yeah, that doesn't seem like a lot.

A gallon feels like I would finish a gallon every day, no matter what. You guys are insane. What do you mean? Well, I will say that I recently saw about these now gene bottles. That's supposedly they are. You saw about them.

What is that? Like I started reading. Like I saw a story about them that they have what's so special about these bottles. It's just like a bottle to put it in. Let them talk. They've been around for a long time. They've been around like the Nalgene movement. You haven't seen people carrying this around like dodo. There's 90s. There's said 90s a second ago and that fucking trip my ass out. They've been around for a while. That was like the currency at our high school were those fucking bottles. Yes, but I heard that's tribute. I read a story or saw I saw online or something that they have more

germs on them than like a public toilet like they're they're very disgusting. Well, you got to do you know what you have to do to it? Wash it, put it in the dishwasher. Yeah, I did hear that you are supposed to wash them after every rub a dog's asshole on it Yeah, you can't fish your dog's asshole with it and then Dogs assholes cleaner than the humans mouth like a dog's asshole. I mean, I don't wash it every day I probably should but ever since reading that story I have you should the amount of bacteria that's growing inside of that thing you'd be surprised But it makes you stronger you you eat it and then it's in your body and you do it who gives a shit?

You're fine. I like that. I can get behind that Yeah, again, you know they didn't specify what kind of public toilet some public toilets are way more dirty than others, right? Like you read it. I will you don't know and. And would you, yeah, would you eat it? Don't know that out of this public toilet or now we're talking science. Oh God. I don't remember that shit. Like fucking did that. If you, I was gonna do the question. If you had to eat out of a toilet, what toilet would it be like a public toilet? But you kind of have already done that. So because like, what is even an example of an answer to that question?

Like an airline toilet I'm not eating out of, because those are fucking ran train on. Yeah, I'm not eating out. What's the one that you would? What is a public toilet that you would eat out of? Well, I have to think about it. Okay. Like maybe a yoga studio?

Ty and V.A. Is that public? A yoga studio, dude? They all do hot yoga and just go and then just fucking hose shit out of the Ass Brave vegan diarrhea I don't even think that's fucking yes sir public. I think that's a private toilet. That is a toilet. Yeah I feel like maybe a library

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fucking pissing me and out of my mouth. If I can walk over the doors and take a shit, it's public. You can walk into a doctor's office and fucking. No, you can't. You can't just walk into doctor's office and take a shit is public you can walk into a doctor's office and You can't just walk into doctor's office and take a shit. Have you been doing this? Have you? Okay, but I would assume No, dude, you they will go excuse me. Why are you here? Do you have an appointment and you'll go? I'm just here to take a shit and I'll go please leave. Yeah, I was that for appointment mother fuck Turn around pretty good unless you need an x-ray Hey, are you covered in shit the only way you're going to take a shit is you have to be covered in shit in order for them to allow you Listen to last week's pot. Yeah, I don't think you notice but I'm already halfway done

So if you could just let me finish I'd like to use your restroom please I'm really a myth in as okay. I got to really think about what it would be then you do you do you do because out of the Target what about target is that a Target it is but do target one like an apple store Oh good answer good answer. I don't think apple stores have bathrooms available answer. I don't think Apple stores have bathrooms available. I don't think that's not any Apple store. I peed. Wait, so like I poop. I've never asked. I've never asked either. Well, I don't think you can just go to the Apple store and there's no bathroom of the Apple stores I've been in. They don't have bathrooms. Well, I'm sorry. Hang on. We said target target

as bathrooms. Well, they do. Well, they do. Well, stores have bathrooms. I just don't have bathrooms. Well, I'm sorry. Hang on. We said target target has bathrooms. Well, they do. Well, they do have bathrooms. I just don't know. I don't know if they're open to the public. I mean, I also think that technically both of those are private bathrooms. I think you need to be purchasing something. So then targets got to be awful. What the fuck is a public bathroom?

Okay, but Starbucks is like an exception to the rule. Would you buy a laptop to take us to somewhere? Do public is a public like the like city council? Like that is a public because you pay your taxes so it can run much like a post office must much like a DMV House of Representatives. But not police station. I bet those toilets are pretty nice to eat out of.

No, they're not. Yeah, that's like our black coffee dookies. No, they're not, Blake. Do not eat out of a police station toilet. That's just Chipotle. You know, I'm like cops. Remember when cops is parlayed from donuts to Chipotle? Dude, fucking bunch of cops assholes.

Just fucking hosin' down this bathroom. No, nothing's in the nightmare. This is public bathroom. I mean, if you're in a stadium, like that's a public bathroom, right? So isn't a bathroom in an Apple store? But you did pay to get in. Yeah, I think Target is a public bathroom. I know.

So if I get some like a new headphone tips, that's the- Right, right. It's not public because you do have to pay to get into this stadium. The word we're looking for is like communal bathroom. What's the cleanest communal bathroom that you would eat off of, right?

Oh, oh, oh, Dodger Stadium. That's not the word we're looking for. Is this not the word we're looking for? Wait, I got it. I got it. Dude, I have the answer. I have the final answer. A church.

A church bathroom. Take me to church. Ah, no. Take me to church. I'm sick. I'm sick. They're underused. I feel like they're underused. People are afraid to shudder in the house of God. There's no way. People are shitting in the house of God. Oh yeah, you're praying that it comes out. Do any time I've ever been to a church. I

shit. I have to get the demons out. Absolutely. Thank you. Yeah. I got to exercise the demons. Absolutely. Thank you. But it's probably a holy shit. It's probably a holy shit is probably a clean shit It was He just threw that away Like a pretzel stick And the call back does not land And the call back does not land, but hey, you had a... Oh, whatever. It reminded me of a simpler time and I liked it.

Yeah, man, I'm gonna suck the brown. Where else can we take a shit? Listen, if we milk this for 22 more, we can maybe think a couple more plays we could shit, but I mean, church was the number one answer. But this is eating. This was eating out of the toilet. That's what we were talking about.

Right. Just nasty and gross and shame on us. We're talking about it honestly. Yeah, I don't like that anymore. That's yucky. Yeah. Shame on for shame. Shame.

Shame. I'm so off that question. What about like a Sephora? Ooh. Can you use the bath medicine for? I don't know, dude. I feel like Sephora chicks are taking huge fucking dumps, dude, like bad, like really like nervous energy shits. Like they feel a little.

You go ahead. Yeah, keep it up. You feel you feel this? I don't think you're wrong. I don't think you're wrong. You feel this hit. I feel like Sephora workers tend to be like a little scatterbrain, a little like uptight. They wait till they're as soon as you said Sephora, instantly I was hit with waves of gross anxiety, shit. You know, I worked for Sephora. Tell me. You're dead. Yes, because my aunt used to work for Sephora. And when they were opening a store in the Bay Area and Walnut Creek. Blake in full makeup, like, welcome to Sephora.

Hello, bitch. Quit like lash extension. When you like to put your favorite hat eyes, whoa. You're gonna be Sephora. You had to wear all black. Dude, no, I wasn't actually on the floor while the store was open. We got the store ready. Let's open get out of here. I did wrong.

I just eat. They're equal employers and let me do it all right. I just just had to like straighten my hair and wear all black. It was cool That out to my aunt Jamie. So so what did you do for Sephora? So we like stocked the shelves. It was before the store Actually open and this was like when you're and I didn't know that store existed that long ago I thought it was like within like the last 10 or 15 years at Sephora Sephora is us. God, I'd be 30 Adam. You got to remember his a coastal elite. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That is true. As a coastal elite, it hit their first. And also, this is not as long ago as you may think. It wasn't high school.

I was definitely like, I think at OCC and then it was like a summer job. I flew home and then you came home all summer when we were at OCC? I didn't know that. I think I would take large trips back, yeah. You know? I didn't go take large shifts. That's what you fucking dumb said. So for a...

The cause of direment. And so when you were there, you were like, so you'd go back from college, all just tied up. Your guts were all tied up from all the bean burritos and all the dumb del taco and shit that you're eating. Oh my god. BRC burrito.

You're a start to work at Sephora and you're anxious, dude. You're there. There's so many pretty girls or so many pretty smells. Yes, dude. There were a lot of pretty girls. And I know my Blake Anderson's getting a little Flustered and so you just go in these bathrooms and just light them up. Yeah, I'll be like well It was it was like connected to a mall so you would kind of use like was this at Sun Valley? Where were you? No, what what there's some mall in Walnut Creek that it was that oh like Broadway Plaza? Yeah Something like that. Yeah, the outdoor mall. I don't know. I was it was such a nervous time for me that I hard to do everywhere I was. It was a lot of pressure. It was like all girls and me. And, you know, I'll just I feel like I had a lot of zits at the time

and it just was like, this is good. There's a there's makeup everywhere. Yeah, you're in the right place for a zits. I feel like it sits I wonder how I could cover these up Well, that's why I felt super self conscious about my skin because we're like literally working in a makeup shop So it's like oh, go worry those girls were painted up like and so you were like So so what exactly how does this foundation work like yeah? What do I do? I don't remember you being that zitty in college. Well, you were, you were a zitty boy.

Pizza face. And I just had some zits when we first met each other. You know, zits were still, we did hormones were raging still, but you know, not, I don't think any of us had particularly horrible. But Blake is of just a very anxious young man, you know, he was very, very oily young grease ball. He's a very oily greasy. Oh, no, we did because Adam, I used to borrow your stridex pads and shit.

I remember we used to do that. Oh, man. Yeah, that's stridex pads. Those were so bad for you. Those just used to torture. Yeah. It was bad. Yeah, torture him.

Light him up. But I also feel like, you know, when you're young, you just like you see one zit, you think it's the end of the world and it's not everybody. Just, you know, leave him alone, you'll get through it, your skin starts to balance out. And it's true. Just have to have a better routine with your face

and stuff like that. I used to get like, I never got like zits, but I would get like razor bumps, you know what I mean? I would get like a rowdy fucking whitehead that would just be like, I used to get like razor bumps, you know what I mean? I would get like a rowdy fucking Whitehead that would just be like I used to get like zits But that like on my dick and like open source Right right do tell do tell Just like just and that they would flare up and stuff. Oh, you got the floor

Yeah, yeah, you guys did have that open source tell me a little bit more about the open open For us all though any kind of makeup for that. Yeah, so I go into support and just dip my dick in These free samples Your fucking mascara for your fucking mascara. Just stop closing, stop closing that compact on your dick. I gotta take a shit. I always have to take it there. Just try to cover this. Z it on my... That's it. I gotta take a shit. That was one of my favorite things in workaholics when like, just trying to think of a funny way to

like exit a scene and just, well, I gotta take a shit and then you just exit. Wait, this is a serious question. Do they have like cock makeup? Do they have makeup for your nether regions? I think it's just makeup. Yeah, it's just makeup, right? I don't think it's the same. But you mean there's anybody specifically like capitalized on this

and within the business world? Yeah, sure. It might be a whole on the market. Well, we gotta talk to our friends over at dude wipes And see if maybe I'm a dude we can add some like coloring to the to the wipes Yeah, you're not you're not wiping things off. You're smearing things on. I love dude centric products. They're very cool Dude remember Dr. Pepper 10 Yeah, the fact that they pivoted away from that is the saddest.

It was such an insane campaign where it's like, Dr. Pepper 10, it's for men. I'm a dude. I'm like never, never, ever will we go back to a time where a corporation decides to market things only for men. I don't know. There might be a beer. You just talk about dude wipes.

I feel like there's a beer that's gonna be around the corner that really like excludes everyone except man. They're like this beer ish for man only. Hey, yeah, and then no more drink it. Cause that's hilarious. Wait, do we want to talk about how we did an episode of what have we talked about this on Workahogs? We did a whole episode where the guys are like obsessed

with Dr. Pepper 10, making sure no women in the office were drinking it. And because they add campaign in real life was Dr. Pepper 10, it's for men. So we were like policing, making sure women were drinking it, it's powers to the death. We finally have something that's ours. Yeah, I'm slapping it out of their hands,

like Britney Spears at catch, baby. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and then we were reading like a review of the episode. And it was just like fucking giving us the hardest time for like such an obvious like ad like sell out. Yeah. Look at these guys. We didn't get paid any money.

Nothing. No, I didn't ever tell him. It was completely story. They backed the truck up on us. Yeah, I wish. I wish we a time. It was completely story based. They backed the truck up on us. Yeah, I wish. I wish we could have paid. No, not even. It was just so absurd.

Although, what did I watch the other day? Someone posted the old Carl's Jr. where we're like, nice buns. Yeah. Yeah, we're so happy. And she's like, would you say, and that was in an episode where some girl punked us. That was a pretzel buns.

That Carl's Jr. Was it a pretzel buns? I think it was. Sourdous buns, that Carl's Jr. Wasn't it, was it, was it, was it, was it? Was it, was it? I think it was. Sourdough. Nice, lumpy buns. I was like, I was like, the brown, I would like it in the salt off the bun.

Nice was a dialogue from our show. I want to lick the brown off your buns and then she's like, what the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? This, the sandwich. This is cool. Yeah, the sandwich. She has gold. Yeah, and that was a Carl's Jr. sponsored.

Every once in a while, we would do something. Because really, we didn't have that much money to make our show. So anytime we wanted to do any stunt, we couldn't afford to do it. We had to get creative. We'd have to go sip the tea of Jacqueline Sturkey. What was the triple thick burger that you guys had to do? It's of jackalink jerky. What was the triple the triple thick burger that's bit

that you guys had to do? Like the pickle bacon double cheese. Oh yeah, trip. Yeah, what was that a real that was real sponsor? Yeah, something something. Yeah, we thought it would be it was really hard to say. And so we were like triple thick bacon by what's funny? Wouldn't it be funny if you guys kept casually saying it

back and forth with each other? And it was like funny on the page and then on the day It was like hard fuck this like They're gonna send us a hundred fifty thousand dollars towards the budget. We got it there You actually we're kind of tied to the bit. Yeah, we have to do this to shoot the end of this episode Yeah, we signed a contract and now we do have to say this over and over again ready I think it's the Wendy's Swiss melt triple thick burger. Triple baked double cheese mushroom.

It was a Swiss. It was a Swiss. It was a mushroom Swiss melt triple something. Pizza pizza. I remember it being impossible for us to say. And like to casually say in a conversation, we were like, this fucking stupid. Yeah. I always whenever I have a hard time with a line of dialogue, I say like, this fucking stupid. Yeah. I always, whenever I have a hard time with a line of dialogue,

I say, this is fucking stupid. And we shouldn't do it. You blame the writer, dude, every time, every time. Yeah, this is so stupid. Who wrote this? Yeah, this is so dumb. This is so stupid. It's just because I can't wrap my brain around saying it.

Yeah, sorry, Adam. It's the crux of the film. We just need you to say that. Yeah, he's your father. So stupid. So, you're not a fat. No, not saying you keep saying fat. You can't say fat.

Her. It's father. Okay. Well, that's how you would say it. And are you the actor? Are you the actor? Okay, I didn't think so. You're in a courtroom singing any kind of the judge ho nor. Your home or listen, your home or it's like, it's just a little confusing. Is it funny? It's fun here.

Seems like it's fun here. This is a drama. It see a fun here that I say you're you're a horn Boyer Johnny Cochran tonight on the OJ Simpson show. Oh, I'm playing Johnny Cochran in this No, you're Kardashian. You're definitely� yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, with that booty, I don't even know from that. I'm not Kim. I know. I'm saying, I was gonna say, did Robert Kardashian have like a backyard on it? That whole family bought their backyards. I know. I know. Right. Yeah, those aren't real backyards. Wait, what? We're saying the Kardashian butts are not real. They're not. They're not.

They're not. No, Blake. They're not. Blake, what? I think that's the one building block of them. Like they are butts and then they form around the butt. Blake, yeah, but I know they claim that, but I don't, I don't think that that's, uh, I think they claim it, but I don't think that's real. I mean, I'm so disappointed in you.

Unless we saw old clips of Robert Kardashian running around like that one dude in the Super tight shorts who I'm used to talk about. Dude, I love that guy. Who's unlike the guy with the big booty? He's like, he's like training on the yachts and his security. And then, did you know what we're talking about right? Yes, yes, yes. That runs everywhere. And the tight shorts in the khaki. Yeah. No, but honestly, I did. No, but no, but dude. I tie shorts in the khaki. Yeah, he's got a lot of them. Honestly, I did. No, but no, but I thought for sure the Kardashians like that was the thing on them. No, no, no, they all look wildly different than what they used to look like. They are fully with the exception of Kendall is the only one who's normal.

And but it is a muscle and you can muscle and you can work it out, right? You could work your ass out to get to this. Absolutely. It's got a good science. Okay. All right, I'm just asking. Why? Because what?

You need a regimen. What if Kyle starts to get a f**king... Yeah, you want me to write to some of them? No, no, no, no, no. You're the one who gets a f**king donker in the back. That would be hot. I just assumed it would be, what? I just assumed we're implants.

You've seen the like before and after next to each other of like Kylie. Yes, and I do know that like as far as their faces go and stuff like that, but like, producers, please help us out here. Let's get some card ashy before and after photos. I felt like the butt was like, yeah, something that they, you know, worked out,

but also, you know, the building blocks for good ass was, was there. Right. But do you something that they worked out, but also the building blocks for good ass was there. But do you think that they're honest about it? Do you think they're honest? That's where I kind of run into a little bit of, I don't know, dilemma. Of course they want it to be, yeah, it's real, but is it real, Bam? I like when you do that? Like if someone gave you a million dollars, but you could only use it to like,

and make over yourself, but you knew that if you made yourself super hot, handsome cut, whatever, that you could use that to market it to make more millions, which is essentially what they've kind of done, right? Right. Would you take the million,

or would you just be like, I'm good, and you work at like a gas station in this scenario. Can I work at a Sephora? I'm here. I don't think you can. Guys, we have before and after photos in the chat. Please take a look. So as you could tell, they're changing very drastically.

Well, but she's also, look at right there. What's the youngest one? She's a child there. You're gonna, you're gonna develop beyond that. Or she's like these are, yeah, look at right there, what's the youngest one? She's a child there. You're gonna develop beyond that. If she's like these are... Yeah, your nose is totally... I mean, but Kim doesn't look, she looks wildly different.

She changed her makeup routine. It's, what is it? I love you, dude. I love you, dude. It's contouring. Kendall looks wildly different. Yeah, she's the one. She took the cake.

I mean, by the way, great. Figure it out. You know? Hey, Jim. I mean, they way great figured it out, you know, hey, Jim I mean they all look great. She's like nobody people almost don't remember. Oh, yeah, I don't know who these people are and also Kendall did a great job because she now is super hot and the others kind of look like Mutants All right, you're saying Kylie or Kendall. Kendall. Kendall's gorgeous. Kendall, yeah, she wins.

How many of them are there? Kendall, she added some stuff. She did some things. She did it right. Also, I've never really watched the show. Me neither. I remember, I watched, I think I feel like that talked about this too, but like, she was on like, like, a Renault, like, showing her sick old Corvette.

And she was like, very cool. And I was like, like oh she's cool too fuck yeah yeah they all rock dude no they don't yeah they're all freaking cool as hell are you kidding me no christian or rules god hate that you like the Kardashians dude wow dude no I'm into them I'm fully on favorite super family go Adam super favorite super family go. The Jetsons. The Osborne. Yeah. Ooh, the Osborne. That's a good answer. Kyle, Kyle, the Hogan's.

I was gonna say Hogan's. Oh, you really use like racist Hogan's. But I don't believe that. That was just the first one that came to my mind. I don't think, I think I have to say the Copola's, bro, the Copola's Super Family. Oh, great answer. Yeah, that's it.

That's it. And Rules out in the helmet. Yeah, the Copola's baby. Are you gonna say the buttons after Hunter? My dog Hunter party animal. I love that video of him like, seem like he is on cocaine. Yeah, and it just like dropped some footage of him

like smoking crack while he's driving a car. That dude is, you got to feel bad, dude. Come on, dude. What a wild guy. That guy is a goharter. I know my god Oh, yeah, you feel a little bad. Yeah, just help but almost like do you almost but then have you seen the the photo of Don junior getting polycharge but don't junior like it just posing in like a flannel shirt awkwardly against the log. Yes. Yes, that one made it's round so while ago.

And you're like, I'd rather have my son be a crackhead. Why? Why? Because you're such a pussy. Just take this photo by yourself awkwardly on a log. Where in boots that you can tell that are so clean, he's never walked in the woods in his life. I'm like, this guy's just posing.

Oh, just major poser. Yeah, okay. I haven't seen the photo. He's a poser. Right. Right. Right. Right. I'd rather I'd rather you not be a poser and you're you smoke crack. I'm still going to send it. You're like an authentic drug addict. Yeah. I'd rather have that. All right. At least you're authentic. Right. Right. Trucks make me cool. Yeah. All right. So you you want a rock star son who is in the news for really bad stuff. You're supposed to be the president of the United States. But it's not.

The rail is like it's a fucking 90s movie. Oh, the rail suit. It's like it's, what's not a movie with Michael Douglas where he's the president and his daughter is a full-blown drug addict? Oh, I know. That is a movie. Is that Michael Douglas? What are the president and his daughter is a full-blown drug addict. That is a movie. What is that? Michael Douglas? What are you talking about here? I'm almost positive. I have to talk about movie. Dave The movie is a big old. I like Dave, but Dave was like a Dave was like a body double, right? Wait. How is Dave a show and a movie?

Great question. Holy shit. You think it's the same universe? Dave, see you. It's called the American President. The American President. Is that what that movie was about? That's a good title. Rob Reiner directed it. And that's not Bullworth.

Yeah. That's not Bullworth. I don't know what Bullworth was about. That is not Bullworth. No, it is a different movie. Yeah. No, that helps. All those president movies that kind of bleed together.

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And Pierce Brosden is obviously the star of Golden Eye 007. And I realized I was like, great song. I don't know if I, it was so long ago that I saw the movie that I don't even know Anything about it really I can quote I love it. I can quote every line because I because I saw it like probably in 1995 yeah golden on you know is that the one? World versus the worst and he's clicking the yeah, yeah, yeah, he says I'm invincible Yes, and then he freezes Yeah, sick dude. That's it's cool. Yes, And then there's the sauna fight scene, which is dope. Just peers.

Hell is sexy and he's so good. I don't remember that. I remember that. Yo Hansen. Oh, dude, Chloe hadn't seen it. And she was like, my God, movies in the 90s were so horny. Like they would never make a movie this horny anymore because it was like wildly inappropriate. It's like everyone that James Bond works with, he's like trying to fuck and he's like aggressively hitting hitting on them.

It's like you've never had money, Penny. It's like, well, you've never had me if my memory is correct. And he's like, not yet. And he goes, that's because I don't keep on. Well, that bleeds over from all the movies. Right. Well, yeah. I mean, I mean, Bond was exceptionally horny, right?

Exceptionally horny. Bond was a horny guy. Bond fucked, dude. That dude threw it down. The whole thing with him in money, Penny, was kind of a little cat and mouse. Will they want, they baby shagged it? Shagged it, right, right, right, right, right, right. But are the new bonds?

I'm not a real bond head. So I don't really watch when a bond comes out, I don't jump on it. But I know Blake does. Yes. Are the new movies just as horny as the old movies? No. No, they're more action movies now, right?

He's broken now. Yeah, it's more about dissecting what it means to be James Bond and the people you love or you fall for, die and like just like exploring like the sadness. Yeah, you're like an island. You're like this island of a man. Yeah, this is like, can never have a real relationship. Anytime you get involved, like fucking Batman. Yeah, it's like Batman.

Well, so that sucks. So he's not even, it's not in fun anymore. Yeah, you're fucking dark night bond. But he's buffer than ever, which is pretty fucking. He's not just fucking dark night bond buddies buffer than ever Which is pretty fucking he's buffer than ever which is tie yeah because Pearson that movie isn't he's not that wasn't what bond was just like a handsome man Yeah, Sean Connery wasn't buff when he did bond either right? He wasn't ripped beyond belief he was just a fucking Devon air homie He just fucks the problem question. He can still beat everyone's ass.

Fucking back. So fuck my shit. Yeah, and maybe it made me miss how horny movies in Blake's favorite decade than 90s were. I get really, really horny. I can get behind that. Maybe that's, I feel like that might be something that needs to be injected in films

like we should bring that back. Yeah. Yeah. Why are we not, why are we not being horny? Why are, why are we not allowing horny news? Because the internet. Because you can't compete with the internet. Yeah.

So what all the horny news just has to happen by yourself on the internet? That sucks. That's not, that's a world I don't want to live in. Yes. And then, and then you're, dude, and guess what? And you're shaming. I don't want to live there. People will go, if you made a movie like that people would be chanting shame Shame right shame. I want to make that movie. I want to make that movie. I want a horny film

Okay, I would love to start a movie where I'm really horny dude. I want to make a movie shame What was it called wasn't called shame the fast-bender movie? Yeah, I never saw that I know what you're talking about with fast-bender And then you saw like his like pretty big cock. Yeah. Big, big. It was a size of a fucking pretzel. No, he's saying it was pretty. It was, it was gorgeous. It was pretty. It was a fucking way. And the sucked the brown ball. Fucking down with the thickness. I didn't see the movie, but I remember you guys just talking about in the workaholics writers room his cock. That dude had a Snyder Snyder between his legs. Yeah, the Zack Snyder cut. That look real.

Go. Was a Snyder cut? I want to slide on the Snyder. If you don't know. Hey, was a Snyder cut or was the Snyder cut? I believe it was. I was hanging on a picture of it. It was.

Oh, right. Yes. Yes. No shame is very funny. Yeah, but I would love to be in a movie where where I'm just Just also really horny. It doesn't even and that's sort of the subtext It's not shame is all about 69 I mean, I don't know I have a movie, but I'm a

Adam tell us what the movie you've never seen is about it's all about his sexuality shame is about addiction It's about sex addiction. It goes into the dark side. We don't want that. We want just fucking good honest hornball. Yes. See, that's not what this is about. This is just, this is just a fun movie where I'm mad horny the entire time. We're just a fun movie where I should fuck each other.

Well, we kissed. If that's, if that's what the story deserves, a knee. Very shagged, darling. We kissed. Yeah, kissed him on the live podcast. it needs. Very shagged, Dan. We kissed. Okay. Kissed him on the live podcast. My favorite actor. By the way, this is why he got to see

his carnal knowledge. Wait, who's the most iconic horny character of all time? Austin Powers, baby. Very shagged. Yeah, Austin Powers, like, For me, For me,

And dude, James Bond probably. Jonah Hill in, Jonah Hill in Superbad. Very bad very horny, right? Yes, but that's like high school I'm talking about fucking that's high school. That's a little different than that the horniest of horny right then there Yeah, totally well Yes, but I'm more impressed when it's like a a spy who has is still

Hornie he's seen the world. He's eight are all the best restaurants. He's still just horny as fuck for many. Sure. Dude, I forgot. I had forgotten he ate it all the best restaurant. Sorry. In Golden Eye, the train like blows up. They just almost died like 12 times in a row. And they're, it blew up seconds ago. Debris is still falling. And they're laying on the side of the train tracks. And they look at each other and just start making out and I was Lendood, I'm like that's the funniest thing. That's what gets them hard That's the funniest thing in the world because knowing myself. Yeah, I

Wouldn't that wouldn't be what I would do in that moment. I'd be like holy fucking shit That was so crazy. We almost died. I'd be covered in my own diarrhea I would I would just make out with this woman. I just met what is the English man or the gentleman or whatever where the English patient those those British agents and then he like saves the day. Oh yes. Yes. And he's like he's running to go save the day and he's she's like, you can't pull this off. You're not going to save the world. And he goes, how but if I do I fuck you in the ass. and she's like, okay Oh, that's the Kingsman the Kingsman and then he goes and saves the day

Before he does anything else everyone's like you okay, he's like I'll be right back Hey, like hang on give me 10 minutes. He goes and finds her and he goes I just saved the day and she's like All right, let's fucking do this and then like the tech guys like oh, I've got the eyeball cameras on I'm I'm looking at this credit's roll Let's fucking do this and then like the tech guys like Oh, I've got the eyeball cameras on it. Am I looking at this? And then credits roll. And then credits roll. And then credit roll.

I remember ends with him. And is that the best movie that has come out in the past 10 years or so? It's the best ending. It was all right. Well, that was like that's still like extreme boundary pushing horny. We want just people who fuck.

All right. Yeah, that's right. Like people who have been saxophone horny. We want just people who fuck. All right. Yeah, that's right. Like people like in saxophone horny. Yeah, dude. Booz, are you so in fucking Mel Gibson? Like that's like even Indiana Jones where he's like, where does it hurt? And it's like right here. Yeah, I want to be sexier. Horny's happening and then you just cut to like a curtain.

Right. In-hmm. Right. Yes, kind of in the wind. Oh. Yeah, like exactly. It doesn't need to be graphic or gratuitous. You need to just, you need to make the audience feel horny. Yeah.

Well, then you guys need to watch the movie Twins. Well, yeah. Oh, my God. I want people to be so horny in the audience. They just start whipping it out, flicking the bean, cranking down, right? Right there in their seats. You got to watch the movie Twins. It gets super horny, dude.

That's a really horny movie. Twins? I watched Twins recently. When does it get horny? Whatever that woman's name is, she was unbelievably hot in the like the like the nightie. Yeah. She's sleeping in the same room as Julian. Yeah.

It's really good. Oh, right, right. He's like nervous because he's never been a woman. She's like, I'll take it for me. Well, maybe that was kind of like the the action star kind of went hand in hand with the those horny moments because it was always like, you know, these Hulky males with their butts hanging out. Well, and we got to get back there. We got to get the the action stars to be a little hornier. But were they horny or did they just, did they make everyone else horny? And they were like, I got to deal with this. Yes, they made everybody around them horny. Hey, I don't know. So maybe 007 got into the nightmare of being a hot action hero

dealing with all the horniness around you. Exactly. Very. It's very interesting. Yeah. That's right. It's nuanced and I'm glad that. We broke that down. Yeah, I'm glad that we did that. I would like to thank for my fourth of July party. I was like, I was going to go buy, I always should buy like literally thousands and thousands of dollars of booze for people to drink. Get on.

And I remember, I used to be the face of Captain Morgan. Remember when I used to do all those commercials. And Diagio, which is this huge company that owns like every liquor brand. They told me back in the day, they were like, if you ever need anything, if you're having a party, just hit us up. And so I was like, oh, fuck, I got to hit them up. I hit them up. They sent me so much booze. They sent me 36 bottles of Don Hulio 1942. You can feel a now. They said that so many bottles, like something 24 bottles of kettle one. I got Tangare, like cases of it. I got cases of Johnny Walker Black. They hooked it up so damn hard. So thank you, Diagio, the liquor brand for sending me all this free shit. It was the best. And by the way, if you guys have a party, just know that I'm going to be

coming with bottles of Tangerine, just handles of Tangerine ready to get. Wow, dude. Is Diagio horny? I'm just the segue. Dude, I think with that amount of alcohol, anyone gets a little horny. Yeah, they're horny. Yeah, so thank you. Thank you to them. That's okay. And maybe some giveaways to come with those.

Yeah, probably some giveaways of specifically the Tangerine. This is some of the Tangerine because I do not drink gin, but there's a whole lot of it. Gin is tough. If you meet someone who's a gin guy. It's like, all right. Yeah. Like a beefie or bro?

Beefie or beefie is a really good one. Yeah. So it's a round off. Well, this is Tangerine. It's not beefie or it's, that's a different company. Although my dad has a gin drinker, I guess he was a gin drinker. Yeah, I heard it, I heard it gets you freaking torqued up dude.

Yeah, dude, it's alcohol. It's crazy. I drink it in college. Yeah, like a gin and tonic. I'm and I just want to give it. I want to apologize to Pritzel Buns. I'm sorry if I came at you so hard. I mean, it's yeah, we're all a little offended by that.

Yeah, it's my bad. I think we kind of started off with like the ketchup talk. Was that this week? And then just get it. Yeah, it's just derailed from there. Remember last week, but Pritzelzel buns, they're not so bad. I like them. Yeah.

I'm stoked that we're all Heinzmann. I'm really stoked about that. I'm happy for a crew. That was the first week. I didn't know. I didn't know. I think that was this week. Yeah.

It was. And I didn't know that we were or that I was. And I'm so happy when I looked in that fridge. And there was the hines right there. I was like, I'm part of the team, thank God. Very satisfying. Welcome. You're one of the 57.

Oh, this is like, that's a moment of gratitude. Yeah, this is a moment of gratitude. Yeah, a moment of gratitude. 57 strong. Have you guys had Heinz 57? Yeah, I think that's the one we have. That's the one we have, right? No, Heinz 57.

Heinz 57 is a steak sauce. Heinz 57 is like a very specific sauce. Yeah, it's like a steak sauce. I thought that was called 57 sauce. What's Heinz 57? I think you could, you could call it 57 sauce. But I thought it's all Heinz 57. Yeah, I thought Heinz 57 was also ketchup.

Yeah, me too. Well, Heinz 57 is the one that's kind of orangish and says in giant numbers 57 on it. 57. 57 and Heinz is the one that's kind of orangish and says in giant numbers 57 57 57 and Heinz is the brand. Oh, I don't know that one very well. I do know I do not see me kind of tangy. It's intense. You can what do you guys talking about? It's a steak sauce It's it's you either are an a one boy or you're a Heinz 57 man. It's kind of one of the other or you're a fucking Worcestershire dude. Worcestershire guy. Yeah. Once you start to have good enough steaks, then you hopefully aren't smearing steaks all over. That being said, I still like the A1.

And what is the horniest steaks of? Exactly. Exactly. A1 for sure. I will suck A1 for pretzel group. By the way, it's weird that we grew up, we grew up eating steak with A1. If you had it, you're like, well, I got to get the A1. And then you get us to a certain age

and you're like, I'm ruining my steak with A1, right? Well, I think what it is is you start to eat a little. My family, we ate garbage meat and we had to have the the the steak sauce all over it. The sauce. Yeah. And you go to nicer restaurants and they kind of look at you funny if you ask for a one. And you're like, yeah, but that being said, I still have everyone. I love it. Yeah, don't soshing. I still love it. I'm not saying a one's bad, but I am saying like, I don't want to ruin the state. Like it becomes, it becomes obsolete after a certain pilot. I would put it on a burger. Yeah, it's good on burgers. I put A1 on quite a lot of things.

I actually really do love A1. Do you keep it in your purse, Adam? I do, I always have it with me. It's interesting. I don't like sausage shaming. My mom, I remember my, she would buy the knock off A1 sauce and she used to my dad We didn't have a lot of money growing up and but he was like we're we're gonna have a one in this goddamn house

I'm all that shit Absolutely and then she'd buy the cheap knockoff shit and then put it in the a1 And like I saw her do it. So I knew this was happening and my dad never knew never knew years and years he was wow I hope he's not listening and you know She never like changed the bottle. So it's just like the same, it like it expired like it's the same bottle. 1989. And it's 1994. And he's still, he's still using it. Never looks at it. Talk about a twist. Die, y'all. Be trail. That's a betrayal. Are we in the apology? Is this the end? Yeah, this is the end. Let's get them

Catted here. I feel like and we probably should have said this last week based on when these things air but I just want to apologize to dish wall we didn't make it out to the show Didn't that's fucked I ended up having a thing Yeah, I think couldn't I'm sure I couldn't make it. But feel free to shoot us a message. Yeah, we can talk about our thoughts on God. Big shout out to dishwasher always huge shout out with huge wall ahead. Actually kind of I feel like something magical could have happened. What if what if it could have happened? Was that in Ohi? Was it in Ohi? It was a remake. Blake's favorite place. Uh, California. The something bowl. You know, hi California. I love it. That would have been a sick show, guys. I bet it was dope.

I'm bummed. I missed it. Bummed. I missed it. Well, it's this, it's this Saturday. I think you guys are available. I couldn't make it. Yeah, I might be there. Yeah, I'm gone. I'm out. Oh, it's in like two days. Yeah. Oh, shit.. Yeah, I'm gone. I'm out. Oh, it's in like two days You know, I'm go I'm hosting I'm not hosting, but I'm playing in the major league baseball celebrity ulcer game. Oh, get the fuck out of here, dude. Get the fuck out of here. Are you serious? My hip is all fucked up. I cannot run and I cannot twist. Can't run her. Let me be your runner, dude. I'm gonna be like just a coach or some shit. I don't even know how they're gonna use me.

Let me be your runner. Adam, it might be worth it to just... Yeah. ...if you hit a home run and then just died, I feel like that's worth it. If your body just exploded, I don't know. I don't even know if I would be able to torque my body hard enough. Oh, bun too.

It's funny. It's funny. It'll be funny. But then, but then the running, you have to motor after a bun. Dude, I'm in bad shape. I'm going to have surgery in just a few weeks. So like I, I can't bun and then kick the ball. Well, you're going to, they're going to put you on a third base coach.

You're going to be a fucking third base coach. Yeah, dude, and I'm going to get, I'm going to get fights. I'm going to yell at the omp. I'm going to kick. That a fucking third base coach. Yeah, dude And I'm gonna get I'm gonna get fights. I'm gonna yell at the ump. I'm gonna kick That's gonna be great. Yeah, it's gonna be cool. Where is it? It's in Seattle Yeah, so I'll fly up there dude. I'm very very jealous of this Adam the space needle hit me up Which was kind of tight like the space needle Instagram handle was like yo. What's up? Roll through? You better get a dinner there. So I better, I better roll through that space needle. That's always a good time. You better tell them to bring the principal.

He's going to defrode some mini pretzel sticks in the space needle. We can go viral. So yeah, that's what I'm going to be doing this weekend. You know, spreading the good word of the outlaws coming out. It already is out by the time this it's out at it's four weeks spin out for four weeks and a couple weeks. No, just a couple weeks. No, just a couple weeks. No, just a couple weeks. It's a breast-trained rolling like I think our episode of Family Feud is now no one I'm

we're in the dark here. I don't know what's going on. Who's that? Who's telling us about Family Feud? No one has told me when the hell it's airing. I'm seeing posts of other episodes with like the the fucking bumblebee girl show yellow jackets like they're all them seeing posts. Oh really. Really? Nuck and Grandma.

Well I hope we don't miss it. Well damn yeah it's just someone used to let us know when our episode is coming because I would come in because I would love to tell the people when we came. Yeah. On the show. So pay attention out there. It's coming. It'll be on there. I'm gonna go for it. It's very very funny I love it guys funny. I can't wait. I think that's gonna be great I'm gonna come all right guys and that's another episode Oh, it's a

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