This Is Important - Ep 145: The Guys Hold Up A Mirror To Society

Episode Date: July 25, 2023

Today, this is what's important: Jared Leto, fail videos, too many entertainment options, the state of the movie industry, Mission Impossible, pooping your pants, the flu, pizza in the ass, the TII tour, Adam's interesting friends, football players, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The edging fucking rocks. And then your way of solving it was to spike a pizza slice up my ass. Here we go. Woo! Here we go Oh good you still have the popo's out button very good That's great gentlemen gentlemen. How are we gentlemen? Good never losing that baby good good Popo's out popo's out Popo's out I'll never go in anyway. I just posted a popo's out clip on the on the old Instagram. There you go. Did it go viral? I was I was doing a guerrilla marketing campaign for my movie that I no longer can talk about yeah, no talking about no talking about

No talking about movies, but No, I did just make a movie and I'm not gonna name it. It's on a big streaming service that I cannot name. Fuck it. But I was doing, I was saying like this person is not in the movie and then posting like Kevin Federline. I posted a Britney Spears of her dancing and then also one of Jared Leto. That guy, as you lost his fucking mind, dude,

have you watched those? Oh, dude, I don't know. Lost his mind, he never, know. I lost his mind. He never had a damn mind. Yeah man, he's out of his mind. Yeah, I mean he has so much money. So he has like enough money to dress like a vampire. Bro, he's cool.

I feel like in order to really pull off the vampire look, you have to have a ton of money. Yeah. Oh yeah, you do. Vampires are loaded. Dude, the broke vampire is such a bad look. Yeah, you have to you got to have money for the authenticity for sure It's true Yeah, the authenticity of a vampire dumb where you get looked at twice where people go is

Really a vampire I might be really a vampire. Is that a vampire dude Jared let us on some other shit I tell you what dude Did you see the video of Jared let away like climbed up that outside of the of whatever hotel He was staying at and just like fucking stood there like three stories up and was like I just did that Man wait, I that's cool that you used like subscribe to his YouTube channel. How are you? So abreast I must be getting so I must be a deep in the letter algorithm or something. Like it's just fucking... I have no doubt.

I feel like me and Kyle have a very similar algo. Cause we tend to see the same thing. Well, I dig Jared Leto, not. I just see women falling down cliffs. What? Leto fell down cliff? No, I just see like, it's like, if I go and discover it's all just like overweight women

falling down cliffs or like trying to swing into a Revee and like falling or your fail you're you're in the fail girl. I'm to cry about your fail army You're classic fat fails. Yeah, I just Just when I'm having a bad day. I just need to see like contusions and like You know compound fractures and I'm like, man, life's okay. Well, why are they all fatters? Because I also get a lot of fails, but I mean, they're of all shapes and they're all shapes and sides. It's like, it's like models on the runway, breaking angles with the high high.

I do. Oh, those videos are rough. You just have like angle breaker run. Yeah, they're just like, wobble, wobble, wobble. Yeah. Adam has babe fail and that and there's this fat fail. No, I don't have, I don't have a run away. It's like wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble. Yeah. Adam has babe fail and Durs is fat fail. I don't have, I don't have a babe fail. My fails are of all sizes. Shapes inside all shapes.

All shapes sizes. Genders, genders. All genders. Yes, come. Yes, gender. I feel like there's one that's like kid fail. That's probably the saddest one is like kid fail. Where's just like kids getting wrecked. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think that that's sad, dude. I don't think that that's sad. I think that's sad. We've covered this, right?

Adam likes that. I like it. I like it. You like watching kids get hurt. Well, only if I know that they're not actually injured. I like seeing a kid. Adam, they're injured. I don't like seeing a kid actually get hurt.

But my favorite is when I say I don't like kid fails. But I don't like kids a kid. Adam, they're injured. I don't like seeing a kid actually get hurt, but my favorite is when I say I don't like kid fails, but I like when kids cry over nothing, over nothing thing. Oh, all right. Hold on. If they fall back and sit on their butt and you know that didn't hurt them

and just sort of shocked them a little bit and they just start bawling, I find that funny. I'm gonna laugh in my child's face. Yeah, baby first nut sit on my nuts. We covered that last week. That's gonna be your that's almost the crux of your parenting style. Absolutely. Wow. Laughter heals all laugh a lot. Yeah. Now Kyle, what were you trying to say up there in the corner in my corner up there? Oh, I was just wondering if Kid Fails is a thing. I never see any of the videos.

Is that like a thing online? It's right next to Dad Saves except they just don't get saved. That's what I've seen. I thought it was Dad Saves. That's like the Kid Fail with the happy ending. What's Dad Saves? What do you mean what's Dad Saves? That was your runner in the goddamn Workaholics movie asshole.

Never read it. Never read it. We can't talk about it, man. We're on strike. Can not talk about it. He said never read it never we can't talk about it man. We're on strike cannot talk about We need to do it. There's a bag you can talk about projects that didn't happen We could talk about how paramount plus can't talk about them is the worst fucking streaming service and they could kiss our Ask the reason we're going on strike is because the workaholics movie was canceled. I feel like yeah I feel like 160,000 sag and after members strong our is because the work of a holics movie was canceled. I feel like, yeah, I feel like 160,000 sag and after members strong are striking because the

Wendell Holic's movie was came to us. That's huge. Yeah, they big shout out. Yep. You heard the nanny yell about it. Yeah. You heard the nanny yell about it. She was ran is behind us. Yeah. Behind us. Yeah. Friends pissed, dude. I really, I wonder like if anyone wants to give a fuck about I was talking about this, but isn't it crazy? It's science. How hard it is to watch shows now.

Yeah, it's so hard. Okay. Okay, give me some perspective on that. I'm just saying like, people, I don't watch shit. You never did. Yeah. That's what I'm saying, but like in and out of the business, people just are like, I don't even know

what I'm watching anymore. And like, out of the business, people just start like, I don't even know what I'm watching anymore. And like, what have we achieved where we're at that point where people are just like, I don't know what I'm watching. I just watched something. I can't even remember what it was. Like, there's no connection to the stuff. Exactly.

And by the way, we're making more than ever. It's easier to access than ever. Click of a button. It's on your phone. Hi. Hi. Hi. Well, yeah. Nobody gives a fuck. At At one point we made these things to reflect humanity. That was the whole point of the art was to reflect humanity. You really just said that Wow, well, art is a mirror. Yeah, that's it. The ocean is a mirror.

At one point, that's what it was. That's the whole thing. It was like, let's do this. And now we have mastered it, I guess. So we're thinking that robots can now reflect humanity, which I don't know, and like there's so much of it that it doesn't fucking matter. It's all, I don't know if it has anything to do

with what Kyle just said, but I agree with Adam. I think it's mostly that you know, you have cable. You used to flip through things. And there was no way of cable. There was no way. There was options. You would flip through and find something and be like, oh, I'll watch this. Yes.

I'm not saying that's the reason. I'm just saying that's the reason. Adam's on to something. Yeah, okay. All right. Let's go. Stupid dumbass. But think about like music, right? You used to have to go buy CDs. And then at one point, they were like, Hey, here's Spotify. Here's Apple music. You can listen to anything.

Mm-hmm. And so we're like, Oh, great. I'm going to pay this to listen to anything. And then they go, actually, we're going to take some stuff off if we feel like it. And you go, wait, but then I can't listen to X, Y, or Z. And they're like, Yeah, you can't. I already threw out all my CDs because you because you motherfuckers told me to do it So did you really? No, you did I didn't good. I'm paying. Oh, dude. I was nervous I didn't throw away anything that we told him to throw away who we kidding we're getting tricked into thinking we have all this stuff And we don't have anything which plastic bins to the fucking ceiling right behind a bed

Don't look behind the curtain. Did you guys hear the little bit of an uproar that I caused? I'm sure you guys didn't, but I did. I, because I was on like a podcast. Is this a complete departure from the talk for the- No, no, no. Oh, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good here. Like moving on because I was on the I was doing a like a podcast run. Yeah. For the movie that I can no longer talk about. Yeah, I talk about it. And I did a a Theo Vance podcast and was asking me like why there's not enough. It's something about like why there is in a ton of comedy movies and why there's no comedy movies

that are hitting. Hollywood. And I'm saying, well, I was like, I think the reason is, is we've been conditioned to watch big Marvel superhero movies. Yeah. And there's, they made so many of them that you started to go, well, why would I go see a little comedy? Yeah. If next week, the new Captain America is going to come out and it's a $200 million movie,

why would I cost something that cost $20 million to make this is the way? Yeah. And I think you're your spot on the internet, took that and ran. People were like, how dare you Marvel didn't ruin shit. You fucking idiot. You're never going to be in a Marvel movie. Kiss my ass.

No, you're coming at you. Those are bots. Those are bots. Yeah, they're coming. They're coming at me, dude. Yeah, bro, you know how I feel about the Marvel films And I know that I'm not gonna be in a Marvel movie anyways. Look at this face. See what he's doing He's nagging Marvel to get in a movie so hard right now

I know what I dare you to come at me Marvel. Oh, I dare you what your fat Jamie now Marvel Adam Have you not heard of the the character the blob the blob? You can be the blob or you could be the blob Clay face I dare you Marvel come at you are you Divine is clay face. Oh, that would be really sick. Oh, Adam has clay face He's gonna be Elton John before he's gonna be anything else, but right. I mean, I'm not off base by saying that No, you're right. You're right because that's why would you go to a theater to do to watch anything but that big, that big movie? Why would you go to a theater to watch?

The J.O. That's true to jackoff in peace. Someone was saying, well, in 2003 or whatever year it was, it was like the beat. Second, one of the biggest movies was the Spider-Man movie that came out that year. But then the biggest movie was Shrek and then it was like a list of all these comedies that were the biggest movies of that year. And I'm like, yeah, but there was.

In 2003? But I mean, I think that was the year. It was somewhere. Don't get it. And then it was just trying to go back there. But I'm just saying, I don't know what I'm saying. I lost my trade And so really Really good stuff Adam. It's it's you're I know what you're saying

I think I know what you're saying. I can pile on like I think you're saying like the share was at least there There were comedies in the theater that were making money and that could basically that was that was my point I was like there was there was there was commerce there was a business Video movie and so of course everyone went inside, but then there was also like right they came out with like 40 comedy movies And five or six of them were really good and the rest were less good I don't give a fuck but they still came out But they probably still they probably still made their money back and there was probably still sustainable right now They're they're quoting they're saying that that type of film is not sustainable.

Probably is that good enough for the bottom line, Noah Check. Yeah, it's not sustainable. They're saying you can't make money off that shit in a box office and it's like, if you did, you can for sure make money. If you, I know there's so much fucking money in the box office and we're just not grabbing it. It's just not happening

because we're giving it to the internet. Another knock that I had that people were like, that's stupid take. Well, wait, can we flesh the superhero thing out? Or is this, there's this totally different thing? It's the same, it's the same kind of thing. Well, I would say there's really wants to sit in some topics today and I'm with you. I'm like, let's just fucking chill out It's the same thing. It's the same thing. Yeah, it's the same thing guys. Yeah, okay, all right Let's bring it down. I was saying why did they put out Ders' movie? I can't talk about my father can't talk about and And the machine it's past I'm just getting

Explodes And the machine at the same time, the same weekend. Correct. It was fucking stupid. It's like, you don't put any comedies out in the theater. And then when you do, you put two out of the exact same time. And of course, neither of them made a fortune because they split down the middle. Like half the people went over here, half the people went over there. And if it was the other movie you said, is about my father

in the machine for Christchurch, for Christchurch, the machine. the machine. Oh right, right, right. Yeah, yeah. And they came out the same weekend and they they both made like six to eight million dollars somewhere in there. But together that would have made like 15 million dollars. And that's a healthy opening for a comedy. That's a box office will pop when we all know that's a bad knowledge. Yeah, I believe we were like within a couple hundred thousand dollars of each other. I think they out they edged us, which I always like. I like to get edged. I like to get edged. Nucky grandma.

Edging fucking rocks. But you're you're totally right. But just to dig into the superhero thing because everyone came after you. Yeah. Okay. Sure. People don't even realize the mechanisms behind why they like these movies because they're marketed up the fucking butthole with superhero movies. And no one's gonna take,

do you have any funny scripts that aren't being made? Because it's just like the, why would we take a risk pissing off somebody to make this funny movie? To movies, if you go back and look, if you fall like hood clips, they're like, can you believe they used to make movies like this?

And they just show clips of all the funniest movies from the 90s and 2000s. And they don't make them anymore because they're like, we're just not gonna take that swing and deal with like whatever kind of bullshit. It is because people aren't coming into the theaters, people aren't going to theaters. You know what I mean?

The demand has gotten fucked up. Yeah, but dude, if the movies were, I agree with everybody, they're like, make funny movies and we'll come back. They're not making funny movies like they used to. They're just not. Well, they don't take us. No, it's things.

No. They don't take swings and they're not events. They're like, we're gonna just put this on the streamer and then you'll find it when you find it and it's going to be a part of our thing. I feel like there's less at bats. So back in the day, they made 40 comedy movies a year by studios, the theaters. Starring like 35 different people. Yeah, I started a bunch of different people and it was like a handful of them would hit. Thank you. You know, that's a movie. A handful of them

would really hit. And you'd be like, Oh the movie, a handful of them would really hit. And you'd be like, oh, these guys are now the big comedy stars. We're gonna make more movies with them. And then it was the new crop of new people that they're hoping hit the next year. Well, here's the thing, when you take a $250 million budget

for one of these Marvel movies and you think, you know what, that could be fucking eight comedy. Oh my God! Wow, eight, right. Yeah. That right there is eight comedy.

But also, they're not banking on people anymore, either as a tactic. They're like, why would we hitch our wagon to a person, a movie star, as opposed to an entity that we can just revolving door? Oh yeah, I don't know, maybe because we're supposed to be holding a mirror up to society and letting the humans... Oh yeah! Thank you, Kyle. That's the whole point of this. Otherwise it becomes empty. It becomes very shallow. That's where we're living in the shallow.

Oh, I've, that's a movie as well, right? With Bradley Cooper. The shallow art. Yeah, the shallow. You're just not going to be selling cups at McDonald's of a guy, of a character from a movie that's just whatever. You're going to be selling cups of Batman or Flash

or whoever. Merchandising. The other question I have when it comes to like, Bert's movie or the Urges movie, how long will they talk about it? Yeah, talk about it. And his home, yeah, talk about it. Yeah, the Anders home vehicle.

How long were they even in the theaters before they started cannibalizing it online? I know for a fact that mine was in for 45 minutes They actually stopped the movie halfway, which is fine. Oh It's just the biz. You know what we're not We have Anders Holm here from the movie to come out and say a little something To wrap this up. I just I freestyle rap. Hey guys. Thanks Thanks for good. It was in for 45 minutes.

Which is why streaming services are taking big swings with comedies. Yeah. Because there's an appetite out there. The movie that I can no longer speak about. I didn't get the numbers for the whole weekend, but I mean, over 20 million people watched it the first weekend. Okay. That's fucking nuts.

Right. No, that's the number that they gave us. That's great. Yeah, there's an appetite. There's an appetite to sit on the couch and do that. There's not an appetite. There's an appetite to keep their subscription going. There's not an appetite to get off their butts

and go to the theaters to watch it and fund that commerce. Yeah, I know, but I'm like, I'm like, there has to be some kind of business model where you can release it. Well, obviously you need help finance in a movie, but if the 20 million people watched it, let's say, and let's say it costs $2 for right. $2, you know what I mean?

Like, I'm wondering if half the amount of people would give $2 and then that's a $20 million opening or even an eighth, you know what I mean? But even look at everything everywhere all at once. Look, everything everywhere all at once. A24 smart studio. Is that a movie? I've heard of that.

Did he title? Put that movie in the theater. It didn't start rolling, like actually catching on for like four to six weeks in the box office. These movies aren't even getting chances in the box office anymore. Dressers. Because they're not, he's finding the space to market. Like, right, they're not, they're not worried about that.

They're busy marketing everything that's a sure bet. They should be worried about marketing these little guys. They should be doing that because then they could actually make money and make really good art. That reflects the fucking humans, man. You got to market these little guys. Fucking disaster, my guy. [♪ Music playing in background, music playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, They believe that he was Jesus Christ on earth. It wasn't even so much that he liked sex. He wanted something to pray.

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And it's like, we used to pay for it because it did something to us. It made us happy. If we were sad, it was something we could listen to sad. It fell our soul. It held the mirror up to society. And then we just didn't value it anymore. That's what I value.

Until Steve Jobs or whoever it was goes actually a song's 99 cents. Yeah. You care, you could pay for it, it's 99 cents. And that actually seemed legit. And we did that for a while. And then Spotify goes, it was a dollar, actually.

Mine wasn't it. It's nothing, well that's fine. But like Spotify goes, actually it's essentially free. You can listen to anything, but you pay 10 bucks a month. And then it was 13. But the same things happening with movies where people don't want to go to the theaters to go see these companies because they've been devalued.

They become something where you're like, I just watched this at home. Right. And we, the industry provided that mentality where it's like, don't worry about it, man. You should only pay for something big that's like an adventure that rumbles your seat, gets you a card, and then holds a mirror up.

This is so... Oh, it doesn't, it doesn't though, big ones don't. What? You tell me about the big ones, I don't know about the big ones, you tell me. Yeah, big ones, you... The big ones just hold a mirror up to pass products. Okay, very nice.

Yeah, I like that. But like, you know, you know, like I said, many weeks ago, once the last time you saw like an interesting movie, we used to pay to go be like, whoa, that fucking made me think about something or made me kind of like, like walk away, thinking about the movie fight club, dude, the matrix. Sure, but you don't walk away thinking about any of these fucking Marvel movies ever. For sure.

No, it's more about canon and lore and bullshit. I also miss the comedies in the 90s that there's no like real point to it. It was just a fun, funny movie. That's what I miss. Yeah, they don't even give these funny. Full plane. Where's the soul plane? Full plane or what? Tommy Boy. Where's what I miss. Yeah. They don't even give these funny full plane. Where's the soul plan? Or was Tommy boy? Where's Tommy boy? Where's black night? Billy Madison? Where's Martin Lawrence going back in time? Dude, black night is the best movie. They would never make a movie like that ever

again. Black night is amazing. Tom Wilkins. Yeah. Well, Martin Lawrence goes back to medieval times and he designs like the Skywalker like clothing. It's so good, dude. And it's, I'm saying what I am watching right now is all the mission impossible movies. We're going back and rewatching.

I think I probably missed five out of the six. Yeah, people swear by that. People really like it. They're all really good. I watched like the first one back in 1996. The second one is less good. The second one is fine. Is that John Wu? John Wu with the birds? Yeah, that was John Wu. There were so many birds flying everywhere. Slow motion style. Yeah. But uh, which one did uh, which one did Fred Durston uh Lembiscat do the down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down But now I'm at the JJ Abrams. I think we're on four JJ Abrams goes protocol and it's fucking sick dude

The windstorm chasey Underwater is that the one we've got to hold his breath is that goes protocol? Hey, y'all are just saying thing. Oh, well, he does hold his breath for a little bit That's not like a huge sandstorm. There's a huge sandstorm is the main Like midair with like the knives and shit. Probably is. Yeah probably is. Yeah there's. Where he's hanging on to the plane with the person and the thing. Oh yeah. Is that like the ship with the lasers in the room? No that's

crazy. It must be the next movie. Oh my god. There's one where you've got to hold his breath for like fucking eight minutes or something. Oh damn are you serious? Yeah. Epic. It's science. And he has to turn off a bomb. One of the guys on Barstool Sports, a KFC radio. I just did that podcast, so I follow those guys now.

One of those guys had a take that I was like, oh, that's a perfect take. Okay, get your KFC take off. He was like, how come? How come? No one likes. And people talk shit on Fast and Furious. They say it's like, it's just popcorn movie. It's not take it seriously. It's just because

it got fucking crazy popcorn. Yeah, be careful around the franchise. Right. Fast and Furious. But the people love mission impossible and call it like great cinema. When essentially they are the same movies. It's the same kind of, yeah, they are. It's the same sort of assembly in a team. No. Assembly in a team, huge set pieces that could never happen in real life. But their spot, Tom Cruise, is literally doing this,

that piece. He's doing this, let me know he's not. It's he is. Yes, he is. That's the whole thing. No, he's doing a couple stunts per movie He's not doing every stunt because some of these stunts are undoable You can't do Tom Cruise fucking sits on an apple box on set and just wait

He's like, what's up? When am I ready to go? Yeah, that's the stunt. Yeah, that's the stunt That's what the people want to see Adam. I don't know I agree with the idea that these are like big set piece movies with teams or whatever Yeah, but the idea that they're saying because ever even seen these mission impossible mission impossible is just I did The fashion and the furious your fashion is the best presidential debate ever Oh, you said in parts fast and furious fast and furious is just doing what mission impossible did a show from the 70s. You'd put your boat well, but I appreciate the theory. Well, no, I mean because in the 70s, they didn't have the budgets to do these huge set pieces. It, you know, I know what the idea of like putting together a team and a lot. Like, oceans 11 did that. Seven samurai did it first.

Yeah, Armageddon, bro. Armageddon is basically the first. Armageddon is just huge. I mean, admittedly, I like Mission Impossible, probably a little more than I do, Fastif Heroes, but I still love the Fastif Heroes movies, but they are getting, it is just huge set piece after huge set piece of things that

you know why do you know why though because they have to survive. Okay. The good. Yeah. Good. Yeah. But when you argue that the complexity of the mission impossible set pieces, it's just more about like the choreography, whereas they just have gotten off the wall.

Bonkers crazy in the Fast and Furious movie. Sure, they went to space. Yes. Yeah. And there's no good, there's no Tom Cruise level actor holding it all together in a fashion to furious. No, fashion to furious. Vin Diesel in the rock, like go hand to hand combat.

I can't remember which movie it is, but they go hand-to-hand combat and crush a parking structure. Right, okay. Like throwing each other on the ground and stuff, it's like crushing a fucking parking structure. You saw their lats and their guns and stuff. And by the way, I'm saying this having never seen the Fast and the Furious movies, but they're all so good.

Just watch the first one. They're also stupid and the mission impossible is usually seen are pretty clever. No. Hey, Jers, you haven't even seen it. Because at any point they could just rip their face off and be like, it was a psych. None of this happened.

I know. That's another reason why I mean the mission impossible movie. And by the third movie, they explain those masks finally. Because the first two movies, they're just ripping these masks off. And you're like, yeah, you could just be anyone at any point because you're a I mean, I'm able to wear a mask and be Anderson, well that's cool. That's a good device sure, but you have to explain like how these were made

How do they have them on them at all time? It's so real how did they why that white dude's hands are black like wait This your neck is wait rewind footage He's always standing with his hands behind his back. Why does he have a black neck? Have you ever thought why this brother? He's standing like stringer bell It's just like I think something's going on It's just like I think something's going on It's a great reveal the great reveal is slow motion hands coming out of the pocket just like it's just every Why is he standing like I see power cover zoom in? To what his hand has no his lack thereof his hands are never showing any of these videos Wait, by the way, that's the like reveal the movie was like hey good call man. Give call man, give me a high five. He holds his hands like, what are you doing? He goes,

he never high five me. He left me hanging. His hands are white. He left me hanging. He's got black hands. And this is why we have to write our mission impossible movie. He said, wait, what did you just say? You're mispronouncing it, man. I don't appreciate that. I said wait, what did you just say? You're mispronouncing it man. I don't appreciate that How did you say it? Imposable I wish it was a real appetite for parodies. You've heard of MI. What is it? MI1. This is TII And that rolled off the tie I miss is this is impossible

Mission mission impossible This is impossible oh My dad oh my god Wait, what did you say? I hear what they're saying though about the comp the comparison Like what you haven't seen in possible there's so much better. You haven't seen them Yeah, mission Paris and like well you haven't seen a mission impossible there's so much better. You haven't seen them. Yeah mission You haven't seen the Smarties better than that's why they're better movies. You haven't that's why they're better. You can't see the one with the safes You haven't you know what the sky doesn't the knives the only thing I know Is that Michelle Rodriguez is in the fast and furious franchise and so like yeah, she is they get points

They get pointed ready tight is in the fast and furious franchise and so like yeah she is they get points they get point ready tight 20 but whole yes points but bang rames is in mission impossible so like true it's elevated and have you ever noticed that I don't think those people have been in the same movie ever they might be the same person have you ever seen me frauds hands

well take the fucking mask off have you see much outrods you guys his hands in the movie ever has is like you just need to look on your face then she said yeah she does that's the avatar uh what I do like about the mission of the mishap is they do all feel like of a time okay right yeah that's the lint biscuit for you like the 1996 one feels like it's in 1996 and then 2000 the jeans game. I'm guessing the John Woo one number two Mission possible to is so 2000 like Kyle said. It's like Limp biscuit is doing the mission impossible soundtrack in it

Whoa, yeah, that one's fucking sick. It's so cool That was the coolest when they were doing that. I was like yes But here's my question Adam about three four five, four, five, six, seven, or whatever. Did those all feel kind of timeless with the exception of looking at like cell phones? No, I would say four, I think we're on four right now. That one fell. Are there nine? No, I think six is coming out. It's six is seven just came out in theaters and it's rocking right now. It's turn shit up I can't wait to see it. No, it's doing less good than they thought that's still doing very good

But it's seven that's not a solidarity that people they don't want to go see these movies out of solidarity. Yeah, that's all there Oh really I'm sorry. Yeah, that's my solidarity. That's all right. Sure. Oh, man. Devon of them, dude, how do you even tell? I can't tell the difference between the fast and the furious now.

They're at 10. Do you know what I mean? It's like, I don't know what the fuck happened in fucking four through nine. Yeah, it also doesn't really matter. They said, they resented. I that shit sucks. That also sucks about the film industry. They're like, it doesn't matter.

And you're like, okay, okay, cool. It's just, you won't remember it. What's for people like you who don't remember, can go and still enjoy the movie. That doesn't bother me. Do you think the Bond movies are better than Mission Impossible? But Bond switches it up, you switch bonds.

That's kind of fucking cool. It gives you a whole new breath of life. You get to invest into a new act. What's dope about Mission Impossible's Tom Cruise? Well, it's because they, if they didn't the man would be 112 years old He'd just be like rotting on a casket and you're like there's 007 Roger Moore is still good. Yeah Blake you fucking idiot a fuck off maids all right I think that'd be cool to see a old ass James Bond. Let's see what he could do nothing all fucking

Yeah, he's just gets kicked once in his fucking hip shatters. His dentures fly out and then he starts just gumming on the back guy. But the dentures are a bomb. They have bombs in the teeth. Yeah, exactly. It's wait, what's the, what's the bomb that keeps the dentures in? That's the ad campaign right there. What, what are you talking about?

Is it, oh, is it, he's saying like a bond like glue. Like denture bond. Oh yeah, what is that? It's called bond. It's called bond. Fuck. It's right there. Denture bond. I know what that was.

No good shit. Yeah. What is it called though? Don't we know? Gold bond? What happened to us? We don't have it. Not gold bond.

Gold bond is a earlier bond. That used to be a tip of the tongue, the top of the team. Tip of the tongue. Mail order comedy. Us would have nailed this shit guys. What's happening? Oh man? I don't know What bond do you want to know what bond you get on the sidelines too long boys? I want to get your board We're not in the streets anymore. We're

Fixed in oh denture bond right fix the day gorilla bond So you're saying double us said and James Bond fix a dent that fix a dent bond Try it Can you take backs? I Fixed it down to bond Try it And he take backs I got a few Oh man, there's a lot of Hollywood talk this And by the way, I'm wearing sunglasses. Adam came on wearing sunglasses

And I said, you know what? Those aren't sunglasses. Those are fun glasses and I put them on Wow, and now Blake's joining the wagon here. Oh shit. Yeah, you know what I was tripping on because I got these little kids spider-man glasses at Walgreens they frame your face perfectly Thank you. I was like some cool grandma glasses. Why is it so wide up top? What's going on with the bros? Spiders, yeah spiders is such a wide bro. By the way, Marvel. Thank you. You guys talk all this shit about Marvel But when I'm wearing I don't like those see that's that's my point is I'm not talking shit about Marvel I'm I'm saying that that's what happened to comedy Dude you know, yeah, you're right. They got swallowed up in relation to comedy movies. They got swallowed. Yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's and. And they're faking the funk by being like, well, this superhero movie is actually a comedy. And then you're like, yeah, no, it's not. They need to make a really funny superhero movie. That would be awesome. What is the funniest superhero movie besides blank man? Ooh. Besides what?

Wow. Besides blank man. Oh, dude, blank man is so good. That's a great movie. Blank man is amazing. I know. What is it? What is it?

Mystery. Mystery man. Mystery man. No, mystery team. Mystery, isn't it mystery team with the shovel? Mystery team is with the Donald Glover and Dominic Dio. Oh, that's right. Yeah, so mystery man is the shoveler, right?

Yeah, the shoveler and the fucking, and Kell. The Woffler Ben Stiller, Kell. Kell thinks he's invisible. Kell is the invisible man. Yeah, and he's naked. The invisible boy. Dane Cooks, weirdly, in that movie. He is.

Very shagged, Derellik. What's Dane Cook? Oh, yeah, he auditions. He auditions in the beginning, right? Yeah. That's kind of cool. Wow, seeing maybe now that there's a strike, we go dust off some old. It's in fucking Peewee Herman in that movie. Oh peewee hermans in that flick too, right? Yes. Hey, tell you what

I'm my wife hates it, but I'm rewatching on tarage The sheep again. Yeah, whenever I have a ton of downtime I just I just let it play on the TV. I'll walk in watch 15 minutes go about my day Oh, and what do you get out of it? Yeah, what's going on there? It's I've seen some old friends walking in seen turtle E Johnny drama Coolest thing about on tarage right now is that the creator Doug Ellen is a huge pickle ball. Oh, okay We'll be right back We'll be right back He post fire clips chill. He post fire clips. They're sick. He's fucking I think I sent you on didn't I of him like at some

Indoor pickleball court at some like Palm Springs crib all that all that check. Oh, dude He's got a fucking sick ass spot wherever he's playing. It's like oh dude. And why is he have that and you don't? I don't know. I got my pickleball court in the backyard though. I got it in so that's cool Okay, very nice. I'm a rock and a rock excited. You're gonna have to send us some pigs. I want to see that Yeah, what's the deal? Yeah, it's a drone footage. I'll send you guys some pigs. I've been Been working on it. It's been great. Dude. It's cool. It's fucking sick to have it right there dude ball machine But you still like it. You think you could beat him. You think you could beat Doug Allen and pickleball? Without a doubt. I don't know. My boy Kyle can beat Doug Allen. Yeah. Fucking all there. Yeah. Sure. There's no doubt in my mind. Yeah. Come

on. Well, we all know pickleball is funky, where sometimes you lose and you lose bad. No matter what? Why are you making excuses for yourself? Yeah. What's the top of the excuses? I'm just saying. That's pickleball for you. No. No. No. No. Okay. I'm good. Cause I would. I would house him in a game. For sure. I would take them in a game. Michael Jordan say, hey, basketball's funky. Yeah, basketball funky. Sometimes you lose. He is quoted the same. Sometimes the ball don't go in. Would Kobe Bryant say, you know what? It's the game is funky sometimes. It's a funky game. A funky game. I guess you're right. Now that you I'm not going to even defend what I said, because that was obviously me just protecting that ego. Yeah, actually, I guess you're right now that you I'm not gonna even defend what I said because that was obviously me just Protecting that you go. Yeah, actually I do think Kobe when they went against the Celtics in or whatever

I think before that's a series you did go Well, you know anything happened basketball is funky and then they got swept. Yeah, that's true All Pierce Wepto, you know, it's funky is ass and pooped his pants evidently. Yeah. And it's funky. I really like that rumor about Paul Pierce. And he always has to like defend it.

They said like, remember when he went out on the wheelchair? Oh, he did. It shit his pants. They said that it was because he shit his pants. It's fine. That's fine. He got what? So Kyle doesn't know the story for sure.

No, I don't like love to know this story. I don't either but go ahead Paul Pierce got hurt in the game and then and then they put him in a wheelchair and they wheel him out and he's like Money and is like They're like oh he's for sure out the rest of the game like you don't leave in a wheelchair Screaming and pain and come back and play. And then like 15 minutes later, he comes running back out onto the court. As if there was not any sort of injury. And ultimately,

a rumor is that he shipped his pants and he did to go chasing. Yeah. And so, yeah, because this is like part of his his legacy. Yeah, like true. Is the whole, what's the fucking word? The mythology of him is like he got hurt, came back and like killed it in that game, right? Yes. Because he finished the low fowl and he was lighting the speed, right? Yeah.

Yeah. Does anyone gone back and like compared the shorts? I'm sure. Right. That's why I'm wondering if it's new shorts. I don't know if there's a whole C CSI situation happening with his basketball Yeah, somebody should Improxible for it

Impossible pulp ears. I guess yeah, you should his pants shit my shorts and bowl Maybe he just had to shit though Maybe he also was moaning out of pain because he had a very hurt abdomen That you know for sure he shit his pants. And then it's in shorts, right? It's in basketball shorts. They wear white too. And they wear white.

But they're wearing tight. That's why they sat him down. So you know, he just, he just act like he tweaked his ankle or whatever and just ate shit. And was like, I'm in pain. I'm in pain. I need to get out of here right now because the front career is over if a piece of ducky falls out of your shorts. Oh, yeah, you're not getting on another Dice you're done. They hold up. They got compression shorts. What do you mean?

You're gonna shit your pants during a game though. No, you're not done. I'm trying to be on your team if you shit your pants Come on. It's one time marathoners do this every day, but that's part of the game though Marathon isn't it tough? That's part of the game. I know it isn't it kind of bad ass to just keep playing with the with the bathroom, axles and greens. Can you enlighten me on what you're saying about Marathoners? It just tell me what you're what you mean by that.

They shit if they need to shake, take a shit, they just do it because they're like, I can't stop. And then you just go when they're running. Yeah, the cause of diarrhea, it happened to the hottest girl in my high school and we never looked at it the same. What? She was the hottest girl in our high school. She was a long distance runner and she got even hotter.

For the honest shit sprayed out of her ass as she was running and she was covered in shit. What? Did it make her go faster? Yeah. I'm about to kick it into overdrive. Boost. Sonic. Bo Yeah, that's that sonic. That's a nice.

That's not. She hit the nose. No, not about to hit the nose. Really. Long distance running is funky. It seems pretty cool. That's real though. Like that seems to disart.

Yeah, it's hard to me. Like it just goes and then it's on the ground. Because you're like up and down, up and down. You're eating all these like fucking gels and shit and sometimes you got Dude it's juggling right out your asshole Wow, sometimes you got to do the dishes. I'm gonna start saying that about saying shit Hey guys, you got to go do the dishes good. That's a good. Oh, man So does he got to the dishes.

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Is it? We don't have a character. It's really weird. We're having diarrhea talks. Does anybody know how to do that? Bizarre conversations today. I got so sick yesterday, I had this straight up flu. Like I'm still not 100% but I was fucking talking. Barfing? Barfing, diarrhea, eating. It's going around.

It's the Adenovirus, right? Was it the last like six hours or eight hours? Yes, dude. It's a tornado out of nowhere. You fucking melt down and then you're kind of fine. Dude, new COVID, you got new COVID. My oldest had it yesterday, two mornings ago, waiting, yep.

Dude, he woke up at six in the morning, came in a room and just threw up on the floor, threw up on the bathroom and realized, then the next morning, who your child or just some stranger? Eldest. Yes, yeah, oldest. Yeah, some guy came I'm like a fuck getting big relax. It's like stick it a washcloth Take your mask off check his hands the next morning. We're I'm gonna like Jesus out of the rough one

Yeah, the next morning middle child comes in 4 a.m. Croson bet with us and goes I don't feel good and then just throws up on us Spuse. Dude, literally. And now this morning, Arnani shows up and she goes, I was up all morning barfing. So. Literally, same exact thing in my household. All four of us have thrown up everywhere.

It's like, and it just hits you like a ton of fucking bricks. Oh man, it's gone. That sucks. Dude, while I'm getting on a 10 hour flight in five hours and then you can't wait for that to happen. You will know it as soon as it happens because your body like you I was Instagram I was doing pull ups. I was sitting in the sun reading books and then I was on Instagram. I was swiping Nothing can stop me. I was having a whole day. No, day man. I did I did three pull ups. I was on Instagram

I was drunk driving with one leg out the window and then Standing up I opened the refrigerator and the freezer like it was no big deal Then I went for a run like every other day and I'm so I sprayed it. No, I was so I put on my running gear I'm like I'm gonna take a lovely little run. I'm feeling so good and I tie my shoes I tie my shoes as soon as the freaking final loop goes through, it's like I feel it right in my thighs, like, you know, like burning muscles sort of and I'm like, oh shit, what the fuck is going on?

And then all of a sudden it's just my guts were just like, how do we evacuate? Did you get that hot mouth? Dude, I did, when it starts to get wet. Or you're like, oh, and you're like, here it comes. Man, I don't know. Lubricating.

It's been, it was fun. Years since I like got sick from being sick. Like a flu bug or something. What do you mean, didn't you have COVID? Can you clarify that a little bit for me? I didn't puke. You know what I mean? I haven't gotten sick.

The cause of that. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. From just being sick. You know, you haven't. I don't think COVID's real. You haven't spewed. You haven't spewed. I haven't.

Oh, you've thrown it from drinking, but not throwing it from like a virus from the virus. I mean, I know how long that's crazy. Yeah. Good. It's terrible. And as soon as it happens, I don't know if that's good or bad, by the way.

Yeah. Like I can't remember the last time I haven't thrown up from not drinking. It is weird how much the flu is like being hung over, isn't it? Oh my god. Well, that sucks, you have to get on a 10 hour flight. Honey, I just got the flu. And has it gone through everybody or are you afraid?

It's gone through two eldest and our nanny this morning. And now, we're eating charcoal pills. Wow. Hydrating. Tell me if it works, Does that shit went like a tornado through the fam. It was crazy. And so now you're just like, now you're all right. I'm still like, you'll, I mean, this was literally like last night that I was, this was happening. So I'm still a little fucked up, but feel way better way better. Wow, weird. Yeah, if for real was just six or eight hours for both my boys and for my nanny, didn't nest in care.

She had to go to work. Get in there. And she showed up. She showed up when we were like, we were like, oh, like, but we're like getting ready to head out. And I think she's, she's necessary. She need to get the boys out of the house so we can pack. It's science.

Well, I hope you don't get it, man, because that would, I have never been violently ill on a flight. That would be a terrible experience, I feel. I think I was with you guys one time. Oh, yeah, after the the Chicago pizza. Yeah, that was brutality. Hmm, that's the most sickest ever.

Oh, you got like, but they got the barf bags. Remember, I was like bar I was taking your barf bag and like whoever else was next to me as barf bag. Yeah, dude, and just handing it barf bag and like whoever else was next to me's barf bag. Yeah dude. Just handing it. Did you use them? Oh yeah. I filled them. Was that from one uh lemmings? I spiked I spiked pizza in Blake's asshole. Ooh I like this. Yeah and then I found this one piece of pizza. Hey cool. I was like I gotta eat this. Ders woke up in three in the morning. I don't repeat pizza. Hey, anybody gonna eat this? What is this? Why'd you leave this one?

Why's this one sitting now? That's a thick coarse hair. Yeah. Huh. Passage. That's an extra flavor I don't recognize from traditional Chicago style pizza. That's pretty good.

We told that story so long ago, but the quick version of it is we were very drunk back from a show. It was like one of our very first shows out of town, a sketch show, the Lemons, National Lampoon Lemons. And we were like, can I share in a room, Anders, and we were arguing over who was sleeping where, and I had called a bed, and you were laying on it with your ass hanging out and I asked you to get off the bed and you wouldn't.

And then your way of solving it was to spike a pizza slice up my ass. And I took a piece of deep dish pizza and Blake had his ass hanging out and I spiked it directly into his asshole. Full force. The cost of pizza sauce everywhere. Now did you throw it or were because I've never actually visualized this moment before I've heard the story of knowing you taught. It's like if did you smack it on them like you spanked them with it or what the. It was like a spike like I spiked a football. I mean it was like a celebration. I didn't feel like a whistle with my hand if that's what you're asking. No, no, no, no, no,, we don't know that. We don't know that. We don't know that.

No, he like kind of looped it up a little bit. And then he kind of said, yeah, there's actually held my cheeks open. And then Adam was like, oh, yeah. And so after he did that, Blake, it's extremely pissed. Oh, man. And goes off. And Adam's like, whoa, and then I just call Kyle, who's not there.

We've played it on the show. We've played it. Yeah, these dudes are fighting. I'm 149. I know, but like Adam's saying, that was 10 years ago. It's a while ago. He's got your fighting. Listen to this, and then I just held up my fucking phone,

and then Kyle remixed the voicemail to say had music. And it is says, because Blake talks about what's funny and what's not funny anymore. And now Kyle has taken it in movie theaters, and I'm afraid maybe it's all phone and I'm afraid maybe I mentioned that I'm like you guys just wait because Marvel's No more bucks are everything If you guys don't want butt stuff then you're just gonna have a whole bunch of Captain America's in mission impossible And now look at us how'd you pronounce that mission impossible? But missing impossible no more but you know

Impossible, okay? Missing impossible no more but you know, damn it those were the days was there any takebacks any apologies any epic slams or dope giveaways? Oh by the way We're getting tour dates so it looks like we are going to Hit the road a little bit with ti nation which sounds yes So exciting meet us at the club. It's going down. Yeah, dude That's crazy man. Yeah, well, I mean we're all just kind of sitting around so might as well just take the show on the road Baby, yeah, we're coming to a city near you start setting aside your duckets now. It's gonna be good time Yeah, yeah, you might catch a buzz ball is what we're saying. Yeah, don't get hit with a buzz ball

Just watch your back Jack. Yeah, we might we might cool it on the buzz balls You what yeah, I don't know where we might go for who knows who knows what's gonna happen We might all come out inside giant buzz balls wow Do you just have a bunch of empty ones get him to make a bunch of empty one? Oh, put a little ticket inside of it, and this is congratulations. Go redeem your buzz ball, and then throw the empty buzz balls out.

Okay. You know, make it how much work that is for buzz ball drinkers? They're like, that sounded so good. No. Like a nightmare. At the event, all they have to do is walk up to the stage and redeem their ticket.

I don't think that's what I work. Wait, what are they redeeming it for? They're redeeming it at the stage or at the bar or wherever. Okay, let's walk this out. So now we're just working a buzz ball booth at while we're trying to do the live podcast. You're also throwing buzz balls. We're throwing empty buzz balls with tickets in them.

We're also throwing buzz balls very far. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's time. And then at the end of the show, they bring the buzz ball up to us, show of purchase. And then we know it's just he didn't say end of show. He just says they bring it up. Well, if it's during the show, they could bring it to the bar. If it's the end of show, they can wait and come up and slam with you guys because that's what they were on it to do. And hopefully we're not performing somewhere with a bar. Yeah. Well, we probably were going to be in theaters unless it's casinos. Wait, what do you mean?

I want to fucking big ass amphitheater. That's what I want. Yeah, they still have bars there, dude. They have multiple bars. They have a lot of. I guess you're right. Yeah, outside. Yeah, hmm.

Still not. There. Just walk to the fucking outside. We dermi, you're dermi or coupon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And make it happen. What did you say? Tom, maybe. Huh? Huh? Sentence impossible. your coupons. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What about it? I feel like that people would be, people would gobble them up. I feel people would be gobbling them up.

Remember the pitch? It's just a little sliver of our assholes. So it's not a full photo of any of our assholes. It's a quarter. It's a quarter. It's a quarter of the asshole. So it's, you know, you kind of get to go, you know, vice of the pie.

And then it's a fine guessing game of like, whose ass hole is whose, you know? Yeah. And are there four different NFTs because it's like each quarter, like it rotates, right? So like, oh, okay. Oh, you have to, it's like this, it's like you have to meet the people that have the other quarters to really figure it out. Oh, wow. You have to collect them all.

Meet the people. That's cool. So at our show, you have to trade cards and you have to collect them all meet the people At our live show you have to trade cards and you have to redeem tickets It's just it's a real interactive show You're busy you can't even watch the show cuz you're so busy Mommy, how did you meet daddy? Well, we both had these NFTs and we met each other We completed the blood hole your mother gave me I said let me go Bull and she said okay And it was a war plan that was just a pitch for the merch booth, okay? You know, you know, there's gonna be a

The naked man. She's had a dirt in our first live show went like crazy people loved them. I pulled it out She said is that real, bam? Did any of you get one? I didn't get one. No, I don't have one. I wish I had one. Yeah, I'm kind of pissed that I didn't get a long sleeve with the naked grandma.

We get to figure that out. I bet you could just get one. Tasty! I thought they sold out. Yeah, I'm fairly positive you could. They sold out. Yeah, but they're, I mean, Zach, my friend, I wish I was pizza on Instagram makes them in a garage

So you could just ask him and he'll quickly make you want Zach my friend I wish I was pizza I wish I was pizza My friend I wish I was pizza people know him my fourth of July party Fourth of July party was was pretty epic by the way. It was, it was very fun. My friend, Flo Groberg, who won the Congressional Medal of Honor showed up. And, wait, what was that? Sounds like a made-up name.

I introduced you, I introduced you. His name is Flo Groberg. And he's like, Florent. What's his name? Yeah, I think his name is Florent, Florent, some like that. Yeah, it's friends. And he won the Congressional Medal of Honor. He became my buddy.

I did the USO tour with him. And oh, yeah. Yes, I talked to him. He's mad interesting. Like he has the craziest stories. Oh, yeah. I mean, yes, that was fucking cool. How do you win a Congressional Medal of Honor?

I don't know. It's like the highest award our military can give you. And it's actually most people are dead when they receive the award. Because after you've something so heroic, usually they die. Right. Is this what forest come got for saving all those guys, right? Yes. Yes. Yes. He's our best American forest. God, he rocked that. Uh, forest come rocked. He was so so good at it but this is a real soldier yeah I know I'm sorry so slow if I'm

getting the story right it was a suicide bomber and it was a suicide bomber and uh he tackled him and then tackled the guy and saved his whole platoon and was blown up and flew like 40 feet in the air from the explosion and wow didn die, which is crazy. Yeah.

Damn. What's his workout routine? Uh, I've done it way stronger than him. Oh, yeah, way stronger than him. Okay. What's up, Flo? And so you met him doing USO tour stuff or you just met him at the White House or what?

No, doing USO tours. And he's just become my buddy. And he was like, I asked him to come and he was like you know what fuck it I'm coming I'm gonna come and he came from I think he lives in the Dallas Fort Worth area and just flew in for which was which was what it was really rad all those stories of like military guys have the craziest fucking stories dude it's Adam Lee is there any part of you that invited him just in case there was like a suicide bomber that crushed your party? And you were like, well, always I'm thinking there

might be a suicide bomber. Yeah, you know, maybe you should definitely come on out. We need to hear. Why I've asked him to do a handful of things. And this was the first time that he just in case he's I got it He swooped in which was so cool, right? Yeah, you didn't have to pay for security. It's great. Well big. Thank you to that Yeah, yeah, big thanks. Yeah, I want to give my things to I would like to shout out to to Flo Grober. Yeah, shout out to Flo. Yeah, me too then Flo Grober. Good job out there, buddy. He's the man Flo Grober. What a solid name. Yeah, that's a really good one.

His wife, Carson, very, very nice people. I met them both on the USO tour. Wow. So she has what's traditionally a men's name. And he has what is also traditionally in the ways of the past. A woman's nickname. They're perfect for each other. Oh, Flow?

Yeah. I guess so. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry. Interesting. Now this is interesting. I just see the world differently. You do, bro, and I love you. You know, I have like a real interesting point of view. It's so sick. Yeah, I mean, the story of one of my dad was blackout drunk and headlocked

multiple armed forces members and was screaming fuck ISIS am I right? Flow was right there in that crew. He was by your side. My father's side going who's this drunk asshole and I'm like that's my dad. That's my father. He's like we're going to be best friends. He's like you should add security here. You're like well that's kind of why you're here.

That's why you're here. He's the guy that's my dad. Well about my father. I don't know how to well, that's kind of why you're here. Yeah, that's why you're here. You're the guy. That's my dad. Well, about my father. I don't even talk about that. I'm not talking about it. I'm not talking about it. I'm not talking about it. I'm not talking about it.

The machine. We won't be talking about movies anymore. We got to have our system. Oh, what? What do I say? What do I say? What's another movie that's on Netflix right now? Can't talk about it.

Don't know. Can't talk about it. What you just named two movies, Goddamn it. What did I say about my father in the machine? I was piling on yours. I didn't talk about it, don't know. Can't talk about it. Well, you just named two movies, Goddamn it. What did I say about my father in the machine? I was piling on yours, I didn't. I just said it. Well, I will say that I watched the quarterback, the first episode.

Oh, the quarterback. Did you guys, have you guys watched this? And it made me realize how good hard knocks is because the quarterback, you watched the first 20 minutes and you're like, what the fuck is happening? Who invented this? This is just like montage after montage of like quarterbacking and running around.

And it's not great. I'm gonna keep watching because I'm interested in like nail bodys just behind the scenes of that life or whatever. But fucking hard knocks, I can't wait for you to come back and just start to go. Our knock is very good. And I agree with you. I watched the outlaws is, sorry, sorry, I said the outlaws,

which is a move that's not streaming to the world. But I watched a quarterback as well, which is also on a streaming service. Yeah, we got so bored with it. It was another one of those shows that I just kept on and like walked around my house doing shit and would talk to him and be like, oh yeah, no, I'm so bad.

I'm like, you're following the, the, the no on the most entertaining player in the league. And then two other dudes who are also high level quarterbacks with interesting backgrounds. And like, yeah, I'm not riveted. I'm not like endeared to these people. How, how did this happen? Well, because football players are the most boring

of all the athletes. Football players are as fucking boring, dude. Really? I know, but that's what I'm saying about hard knocks. Makes it like either hilarious or endearing or like human. Like, you know what I mean? Like they take these super stars and they go, actually, this guy had a rough day and still pulled it out.

Like, not as thick. Well, I think it's because they, they follow the guys that aren't necessarily the stars. I feel the drama comes with them going, this guy's about to get cut or this guy is getting cut. Right. This just follows Patrick Mahomes. It's like he's going to win. And then I feel like you spend more time with them.

So like if you're following just with the stars, it's a different reason. I agree. But then you need to figure out how you need to figure out how to edit the angle of, hey, you just won the Super Bowl. How are you going to keep this up? Like, what are the stakes? We got to ask these questions because they also have them doing talking heads. I have stakes, man. Stakes is high. But you don't have as much of on hard knocks, but the talking heads of,

that's when you ask the questions about like the pressure and like, how to fix pressure life. Your family, like, what ever know about pressure and they go, not no pressure. I don't know. I just was disappointed. Maybe it gets better. I don't know. Netflix is horrible. I can't talk about it.

Lose, but whole entertainment in general. I'm, I'm fucking over. All right. Thank you, Durs. Thank you, Durs. They alarm me. Podcasts of the future. Live podcasts are the future.

Okay. That's rock, Durs. And little indie films that make no money. Let's go. Oh, yeah's rock, dude and little indie films that make no money. Let's go Thank you, doc. Lately and that was another episode up Guitar okay Dude, let this rhyme, that's fucking slow. Cut it off now. Now, look at the number one that's going in the front bunk bed. After a long day,

who makes you this impossible? Now I've been the sky. I was like, did he just jump off the plane? This is insane. Ethan Hawke was down. His name Ethan Hawke? Ethan Hunt. Ethan Hawke is a hunt.

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