This Is Important - Ep 146: Unicycles & Vests: Together Forever

Episode Date: August 1, 2023

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the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically crucially important. Today on This is Important. Real Posers should, I love it. Who's the blazers, bro? Who's fucking blows throw? It's just like this fucking 40-year-old dump truck tried to come up and talk to me. I wasn't hitting a lot of home runs,

but I was hitting some loopers. Let's go! Damn it! I'm still gonna send it You know I'm still gonna send it alright alright You guys instead of a clap today I did a snap instead of a clap is that crazy that is insane breaking all the rules so jazzy Yeah, I've never done before such It's such a jazzy cat. Is that the first time?

That's a good question, Kyle. I've never done it before, actually. You've never done a snap before. Or one jazzy cat. Wow. Wow. That's cool. Neither of us.

I don't know. I don't know if I talked with you guys about this. I did the MLB All-Star game. Oh, shit. You had mentioned you were going to do it. Yeah. Yeah. What position did you play because I'm really jealous that you were on the dude I didn't I didn't play my hit. I was so fucked up. I I was I already was like I'm gonna be a coach. Oh, right. You were gonna be a third base coach or something, right?

Yeah, I'm gonna be a coach and then basically that just meant I like don't play and I just swear Jersey and stand out there You know what though? I saw you on Instagram doing some like pretty heavy torquage spinning your back with the bat. And I was like, what's the deal? Well, I was hoping I was because I was feeling pretty good. And I was like, if I feel good, if I can make it through this batting practice, and I'm going to ask to play. And I was like, if I feel good, immediately after doing that,

immediately after doing batting practice, my whole side seized up on me and I can barely stand. My whole, my whole seized up on me. Tycoin. Tycoin. So did you, you swung, what stadium were you at? What field were you at? Siaddle.

And did you hit, you did batting practice? Yeah. Did you, did you make contact? Did I hit the at? Seattle. And did you hit? You did batting practice? Yeah. Did you, did you make contact? Did I hit the ball? Yeah. I know how to hit the ball. Yeah. Okay.

Did you get it out of the infield? I had a batting catch on my roof home. I know how to hit the baseball. That's true. Yeah. And crank it. I'm curious about what that experience was like. Because I think, you know, hitting in a major league stadium is a dream of mine.

We actually hit at the stadium next door, which was, I'll divide it off, but. Oh, never mind. What? Very shaggy, David. It wasn't like you were on the, at the actual stadium. It was the stadium next door in Seattle, which I think is the Seahawks stadium.

What? That one's huge. Is it indoor? Yeah, it was all partitioned off. And so we weren't just hitting like in the field It was like a row of batting cages and we're hitting like up into the stands Oh, I was because they wouldn't let you guys play on the actual field that was gonna be for the all-star game like that night Or the next day or what because it was 15 minutes before there was already a crowd there

They had a full stage built because there was a band performed a performance. That's a bummer. I used to love watching batting practice. I would that's weird. It's not at the fucking I'm confused. It's weird. It's the way I'm sorry, Kyle. That sucks for you, dude. That sucks. And you didn't even turn into the game. Sorry. Adam, will you step this out a little bit more for me? Yeah. So this is the this is the celebrity all-star game, right? Yes, that's new, right? No, it's kind of new and it was the same day as the legit all-star game is what you're saying, right? No, fuck it. Nope. That's not what I'm saying Okay, so step it out. This feels overengineered. I'm saying that it's a celebrity all-star game. It's It was Saturday, I think and then the actual game was Tuesday

I believe and then Monday actual game was Tuesday, I believe. And then Monday night was way far away. Why wouldn't you guys just play in the, in the stadium, baseball stadium? They did. We did play in the baseball stadium, but the batting practice was done next war. Thank you. Fucking disaster, my guy, because it was already set up. The people were already in the stands waiting for us to play the game. Right. So we were going to go take batting practice in front of them.

And they weren't doing like public batting practice for all the people to watch. Would there were there were people there watching? It was like an interactive like this is the fan experience. This is the fan experience next door where you go and you take your photo, act like you're a major league, you know, hit or whatever. I don't know. And then I just did batting practice and did okay. I was like, oh, I could actually do all right. I could play. But my God, dude, I was like, Skylar Aston, who is a way smaller than me. He was in pitch perfect with me. And are we talking

about, uh, leave it to Steve, what's the name of his show? Yeah! I don't know, he told me, but he's got one of those shows where it's got the name and the title where it's like, yeah, I think you should Steve. Yeah, no, I think you should Steve, but it's time for you to flow.

I should be steving. But it's on CBS and great guy, friend of mine, but way tinier than me. So I'm like, oh, I'm mine, but wait, time you're the name. So I'm like, oh, I'm gonna be able to crush the ball farther than him. He hit a three run home run, like just well to the doubt. I was so impressed. You're an athlete.

He's got good hand eye out of the field. Well, no, out of the, because they lower, they brought the, they bring the fence and a little bit. To what? How, how far? I don't, I have no idea, Kyle. Okay. I'm just curious. I don't know how much, you know, you know a lot about a lot of things. Man, I'm just asking questions. I don't know. I bet, I bet all of us could hit a home run in that field. If it's the right pitch and you connect. No, baseball is funky. I don't think I, I'm not so bad at connecting onto a baseball. I'm not good at it.

You can't hit a baseball? I mean, I get his softball. I don't know if I get hit a baseball. Well, it was softball. It was softball, so it's a celebrity softball game. What? Yeah. Oh, then I can hit it out of the park.

What? Yeah, cool back. I get hit it into the stadium next door. You can definitely clock softball super far because they're, they got a cork in them or something. I don't know if I've ever hit a softball with a softball bat. Because they're tiny, they're like, time your bats. It was kind of, it was a little funky.

It was a little funky sports or funky? Well, like the softball bat is like the same diameter for longer than a baseball bat, a baseball bat kind of goes wide and then flattens out. Yeah, yeah, exactly it like does a little V thing and then flat. Why is that? I don't know why. I don't know why they do that in softball versus B ball. Who cares?

But I had a cool team. I had Donovan Mitchell from the Cavaliers on my team. I had Zach Levine on my team. Who I'm sorry. Who from the Cavaliers? Donovan Mitchell. Oh, spider. I. Oh shit. Yeah, dude. That's pretty cool. He's the man. He was super cool. Yeah. Was everybody really nice or were people like truly competitive being dickheads or? No, everybody was super nice. I just don't know a lot.

There was like a bunch of football players that for sure are very famous. I just don't know who they are because I don't really follow football. The helmets. You can. Yeah, it's hard to tell. Also some baseball players that I'm like absolutely this guy's a stud baseball player. Yeah. Did not know. There was baseball players in the celebrity baseball retired. Yeah, there was like retired baseball players. Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh, that's cool. Hot, hot, hot, hot. Like good, Joe Joe C. While was there Omaha zone. What? Okay, I would be star struck right there. How did she play?

Uh, she played. She didn't hit a home run or anything. She played, who is that? You don't know who Joe Joe C. Why is? No, I don't. I know who Devon Sawas. Okay.

Well, it's because you don't have little girls. Little girls like love her. She's like, where's the bow in her hair? She was like, kind of a, she's just like sort of a pop star. I don't know, she was really big. She has a lot of shit in target. She was a YouTuber who kind of blew up, and she's problem-off.

Oh, yes, targets. What's the song? I don't know. Dude, who knows. I don't know. Who knows what she does. Yeah. She's just like a product. Yes, that's fucking cool.

She was, but then what was kind of cool is she came out as being lesbian and then that was like a product. Yes, that's fucking cool. She was, but then what was kind of cool is she came out as being lesbian. And then the like, that was like a big deal. And I was like, she's from Omaha. So I'm like, oh, is she? Yeah, and so I go, hey, I'm from Omaha. And she was like, fuck off. Totally, dude.

She was like, you're not a girl. Get away from me. She was kind of not that cool. I don't think I like JoJo Siwa. Oh, damn. I'm team Siwa, bro. No, dude. You would hate her. She sucked. What's her deal? Was she focused or she just didn't care to talk to you? He's a C-weater. No, she just was very not interested in making any friends.

She was like doing a lot of stretching. She was really prepared. Wow. How old is this girl? 20 maybe. She that old? Yeah. Oh, I thought she's like this fucking 40-year-old dump truck tried to come up and talk to me totally Yeah, I mean that's the real of the situation for sure damn dude, but to be perfectly honest I did not like her that much. She was not that cool Okay All right, that's Adam's opinion Man, but I didn't have this on my 2023 bingo card.

Uh, he was saying like how cool JoJoCY is. I didn't think she was that cool. She wasn't that friendly. Yeah, she's a legend mate. No, dude, super fake. And when she was like kind of rude backstage, I really, what the hell? Adam, Adam.

How you're doubling down. I like this. I really what the hell? Adam, Adam. You're doubling down. I like this. I actually like this. So, some people got to tell the truth, man. Dude, and when she came in front of the camera, she would like light up, and suddenly she's a different person, and then she wasn't that person before the camera. Wow, dude. And here's the thing, here's the thing about Adam Divine,

is that he'll light up, he'll light up for the cameras. He's always on. He's also going to light up when he's going through security. The airport, he's he'll light up, he'll light up with the cameras. He's always on. He's also gonna light up when he's going through security at the airport, he's gonna light up. He's like getting his coffee at the shop, and that's true, right? I'm so excited. I mean, I feel like I'm not that different

a person around you guys as I am, and when the, no, you've got consistent energy. You feel like you don't have days where you're like, maybe tired and you just travel, just like like you don't have days where you're like maybe tired and just And I'm here with 40-year-old dump truck So I'll get I'll give Jojo I'll give Jojo the benefit of the doubt. Yeah, maybe she's having a bad day No, maybe she was having a bad day, but when I met her I was going out of that way to be like hey

I'm also from Omaha cool where. Where you from this that real you're a try hard. It was like one word, one word answer. It was like, it was like she hated. Yeah. Either she hated Omaha or she hated me. It's the specific. Probably hated Omaha. If she was like, you know, like a young lesbian girl and I don't know how accepting there's Omaha super accepting. I don't know. I'm making shit up now. I mean, I have no idea I didn't grow up a less been girl and well you're being empathetic in a way I'm just trying to show up for my girl, dude Bullying I'm pissed. Yeah, it is weird that you're showing up for this person You've never met one one of your best friends is telling you she's not that cool never met. Yeah, what team are you on?

Well, sometimes when you have this person on a pedestal It's hard to hear this kind of stuff. I don't know who she is, but Blake does. Yeah, I just like the hot goss. I really wanted to really like her because I, you know, I'm like, this is cool. She's from Omaha. I feel like we'll have that.

I know who she was just because she's super famous with dads, with little girls. Yes, she's a legend, mate. Yeah. And I have a lot of friends that have little girls. So I know about her and everybody was like, she's from Omaha. And so I'm like, oh, cool. And I know I have friends that took their kids to the JoJoC walk concert and lost their

mind. And they wear like rainbow colored headbands and shit. And I'm like, oh, this seems fun for the, you know, fathers to take their little girls too. And then when I met her, she might have been having an off day. Wasn't that cool? Wish she was cool. Right. Okay. Fair. Yeah. Fair. Okay. Well, with that said, did your team, did your team win? Was she on your team? And we lost. And, and yeah, was it, was it her? Was she good at baseball? How bad? Did you get slaughtered? Was, did you get slaughtered? What was

the score? He was the last out. He was the last out. No, it was I think we You actually was right towards the end. I know I was We like good refused to bond refused to bond good. She was asked to bond really so you were coaching from the side You're like on the third base coach. You listen to what I say. Oh, wait, yeah, this is a coach player relationship. She's like, why is the third base coach talking to me? No, I'm not the one, the actual coach. I was like just, I was just saying it on the sideline and such, I was not giving any real.

But refuse didn't take the butt orders. That's interesting. That's a wild card. I don't know that I'd like to have that wild card on my team I was ready to swing away. She said no maha No, no see what one things hard though to be fair. She did I guess she hit a home run the year prior I guess she did hit it she did yeah, that's cool. She jacked. She's not a small girl. Yeah, she's pretty pretty big Is it the outfield? Do you have to hit it to the outfield to get home run?

What's going on? I just like half the outfield Kyle. It's like half the out. Okay. All right. It's a real hit You got it. You got to hit it. Yeah, it's a crank that you got to crank that soldier boy. She on Royds. She wrote it out Did no I'm sure sure she placed up on that's cool. She probably saw you as an adversary is what happened She was like this guy might be as strong as me. I kind of just Yeah, we're we're the same size. So yeah, yeah, perfect You know, but I do I would like to give her the benefit of the doubt because you you are right Maybe she just was having it, but she was nicer to other people I saw her and then when the cameras were on she really lit up and was having the time of her life

Yeah, so that makes sense that you're in the background going, oh my ho! Yeah, I'm like, oh my ho, stile age. She's like, get away from me. Yeah. Oh, not him, not him. Not him. Oh god, that's guy.

I think the coolest thing that the All Star game for baseball that they just started, did you get to see like the the bump competition? That's like my favorite thing now. Where you try to bump it in like little targets and stuff. It's kind of cool Dude, I was so good at bunting when I played baseball like really good and it's hard to do It's actually like a hard thing to do. Yeah, cuz you have to like a you have to absorb the shock really really well You have to be like And then fucking let it rock yeah it's

otherwise you pop it up do they bunt anymore in games really I don't know yeah not much but I think they try I mean there's certain scenarios do they do you know that they never it was never like they were bunting like crazy it's like if if you well I'm I'm only asking because I know that the game has the game has changed in a way where there's no longer like skilled hits. It's everyone swinging for the fucking fences because someone crunched the numbers and it was like, if you just go for a home or every time, the odds are that you're going to score more. Whereas they used to be like, okay, I'm going to go for a double.

I'm going to go for a single like we need this. We need that. I don't like that. I'm going to stay right now. I don't want to was more strategic that way. And then someone did the analytics. They have to still bun. They have to still bun, but it's a certain scenario. So I'm just, I'm wondering if they even do it

as much as they used to. The death of small ball. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. You just don't see it on like highlights. That's something that happens in like fifth inning when you're trying to advance a runner to second. Or you're trying to advance a runner. That's it. That's just strategy.

I was only asking because for the baseball also game, it's like dunk contest, people still dunk. Three point contest, people are shooting three pointers. Right. Is the bunting now like a fucking like, oh, they used to do this and now we kind of do it for fun on All Star Weekend, I'm just asking. I honestly think it was something that came over,

they did it at like the Japan Japanese like all-star games Is they did these like Bunsen then I think people saw it on Instagram? We're like oh, that's kind of cool like it's like a little accuracy challenge, and they're just trying to fill time Are they doing that at the all spark end are doing bunstallenges? Yeah, it's like they put these big targets out and you try to make it in the middle of like the of the circles See that's fucking cool, dude I didn't know that. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. I didn't know that.

I didn't know that. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. Yeah. Did you ever Kyle, we used to have a coach that like he watched some video of like how to train

kids for accuracy where he'd put buckets all over the field and you had to like, he would like, okay, now you got to hit the second base bucket and landed inside the bucket or led the home depot bucket. Yeah, it's just like a big ass like it was like a trash can essentially. Yeah, yeah. That's very big. It's very big. Well, because there's like, there's definitely spots like when you don't swing for the fences and you're just trying to do a looper for a base hit over the head of somebody and land into the fucking outfield. That's a great skill to have. That was where I really shined. Just little loopers. I believe that. I wasn't hitting a lot of home runs, but I was hitting some loopers. No dingers. I wasn't going yard that often,

but neither was I. I was a bunt or I did. I did a lot of bunting. I would love if they did like, what do they call it when you're like between two bases and they're like playing like the back and forth and you're like, pickle, pickle. Yeah. I would love to see like pickle like a all star pickle, all star pickle. Like who can fake and psych and whatever. Yes. Joel McHale as knee would just explode if we did that. You know, no, not with the celebrities.

I'm not like the all-star dude all-star caliber pickle like get the quickest they get the quickest guys out there and then see who can survive the pickle. Oh, yeah, and it can be brought to you by Blake say it with me. Grilla's pickle. It's amazing. Like Blake's the only one that didn't say it. Yeah. Why didn't you're the one who's always posting grillo's pickles and then when we Set you up. He's embarrassed Bears by you guys. He wanted to do a classic No, Clawson. He's still really from the from the news that JoJo see what I might not be as cool as What do you think man? You just fucking cut the clip of my wings brother. was flying high there and you just took it out. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm a I wanted it to be cool too

Anyway, I'm just saying like more fun things like don't they do like quarterback accuracy things for the football Well all-star games fucking let's be honest all-star games fucking suck now I don't know why I liked him as a kid, but they are so stupid and uncalled for at this. You were stupid. You're stupid. I am. You were. Well, wait, why are they? What's different? Basketball used to be really good. Like they actually tried. Like Kobe Bryant was there to take head stuff. Like when it was him and Jordan was still playing and Kobe was West and Jordan was East. That was like a hell of a all-star game. They went adia. Yeah, because you had some rivalries.

They used to care. They used to care. They used to be super competitive. And now they're just not toxic. And they were like, well, guess what? If we're here, we're gonna win. Like if we're here, we're doing it. We're playing our winning.

Yes. Now, I feel like our society is like, like, winning isn't as cool now, like, trying hard isn't as cool. Yes, it's off to our parents. Well, they don't want to get hurt. They got the purse and they don't want to get hurt in like the All Star game. Yeah.

You're right. That mentality, the Jordan had where he's like, I'm the highest paid guy. I'm the best. I don't, I'm not going to get hurt. Yeah, now they're like, I'm the highest paid guy. I need to protect my ass in it. Right. Okay. I got something for your ass in get hurt. Yeah, now they're like, I'm the highest paid guy. I need to protect my ass. And it's right. Okay. I got something for your ass. I think what happens is like I forget what game it was, but like Paul George, it was some overseas game for one of those tournaments. And then

like his leg just completely exploded. It's like brutal to watch. And it's like, oh, that should happen. Not even in a real NBA game. Like, why am I risking the bag for something like this? Right. It is kind of risky because you're, you're like doing like a second job or something. But you didn't because he's, but your money's guaranteed in the NBA. So you didn't risk the bag. But no, but the team, the team risk their player though. Well, if you're, if you never repair, yeah, the team risk a player. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, but that's such a that's that's the

difference between bitches and assholes right there is that's such a big way to look at it. I agree. What's which part which one's bitch? To be like I'm just like so worried about getting hurt because you could get hurt stepping off a curb. Like there's all kinds of ways you could. Adam Adam did. Don't talk about that. Adam stepped off a curb and almost died. I agree with Adam on this. I agree with Adam. NBA players, they play basketball all the time.

It's not like they only play in the NBA. They play pickup games in the summer. You see the video of them. Yeah, you're in practice. I said, practice. Practice. You talk about practice? Like, they're playing all the time.

So it's not like they can't go all out at the ulcer game. Right. You can go all out. It's one game. Yeah, you should be able to. And by the way, they now like take the bench. They're like, oh, I'm gonna sit out this game. I can't remember what the phrase is, but they're just like they rest. Low management. Low management. And look, I understand that from like, whoa, from a management thing. We're like, I want to rest my players. I don't want people getting hurt. Like, I've invested in them. But guess what? If I fucking buy $400, $600 tickets to go see the Lakers

and LeBronz not playing, because of load management or whatever the fuck it is, I know he's not usually that guy, but like, what the fuck? Dude, I've had, I mean, I am the guy that did that. I bought season tickets to watch. We're not that guy, pal. Kauai and Paul George and the squad squad and then those motherfuckers never play.

There's like such a wasted season of me just going like I guess I'll watch Reggie Jackson and I like Reggie Jackson. He's good. He was a good player for us, but like he's not Kauai. He came to see the star. Yeah, so how often is there all the time? Because like pictures you can't pitch them for like, but they're just load managing constantly all the time. Yes. Yes. Yeah. What the fuck is that? Well, now they're going to start making rules against it. Yeah. There is just it has gone a little out of control. Oh, wow. Then play fewer games. Like, ah, what the fuck? Play 70 games. But then that's less revenue. That seems dumb. That's less revenue. I know. But like, it's all money in revenue. That's less revenue. I know, but like it's all money in politics.

Everybody's everybody's. Nicolanda. It's all about money. Honey. It's crazy. It's jumping off the quarters to save pennies, bro. Okay. But that being said, Zach Levine and Donovan Mitchell were both very cool at the all-shrug

game. They're really cool NBA players to me. I want to make Zach Levine part of the greatest slam dunk contest in history. Oh, yeah. What a stud, dude. It was a fun all-star game. Right. Like, that was not only was it like, he was amazing, but also who's other dude who he just

went tip for tat with back and forth. Oh, Aaron Gordon. Aaron Gordon. Aaron Gordon. Yeah, Aaron Gordon. Aaron Gordon. Yeah. That was a good one. Yeah, those guys were great doing absurd acrobatics in the air. That shit was unbelievable.

It was very cool. Donovan was the homie. He was, he said that he was a fan. So I'm assuming he was a fan of workaholics. And yeah, he was, he was really tight, really cool. Zach, I'm not sure if he knew who I was or not. Jaxi, Jaxi was my shit. But he kept being like saying things that are sort of like backhanded compliments.

I think he liked me, but he kept being like, you know how long people, they're trying to say like that you're being funny, but they say like you're stupid. A lot, yeah. You're stupid, man. You stupid, man. You stupid, man. This is my stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid. Who guy's goofy. This is my goofy, goofy, goofy.

You're what's out done. I'm like, me, yes. I'm like, yeah, wait, dude. Oh, man, you have Down syndrome. Yeah, you are not funny. Man, you are not funny. Yeah, I'm not sure if he likes me or thought I'm funny or not. But he kept saying you are stupid.

That's not funny. Yo, hey, will you leave? Thank you put a mask on your ugliest Oh Yeah, I you know how when people think you're really pretty they tell you to cover up everything Yeah, man when you saw I want to fight you you know, especially when they they think you're really athletic And then when you say you're not playing in the game. They say thank God under their breath Hmm, you know, especially when they think you're really athletic and then when you say you're not playing in the game They say thank God under their breath. You know, thank God Look at this game dude. Thank God. Oh, that seems like you guys really hit him off

You said hit him off. You said hit him off. He said hit him off And that seems like you guys really hit him really hit him. Okay, shut up. Oh, man You hit him really hit him. Okay. Shut up. Domaz. Domaz. How awesome it was to see these guys that are professional basketball players. Also just fucking studs playing softball.

Like they're great. Yeah, they're great at everything. Well, Steph Curry just won the golf tournament the other day too. That's right. Yeah, that was fucking nutty. Oh, that's sick. I like that. Like, Zach Levine had like a jumped over the fence and snagged the ball to save a home

run. Oh, yeah. Like just like elite level play like jumped over the fence jumped like was hanging over the fence. It would have been a home run and he saved it. Oh, yeah, reaching reaching and then genetics are crazy. And then Donovan Mitchell, it was like that Hank Aaron play where he's like dead sprinting and caught it over his shoulder. Remember that?

Like way back. What are they called those? I think it's a basketball. It's a basketball. It's a basketball. It's a basketball. Yeah, and he did one of those. I'm like, this is fucking.

Green Day's first album. It's a basketball case. Yeah, he did one of those. It was truly impressive. You bite your lip, you close your eyes, and then you can say that. Uh-huh. He pines your lip.

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Who fucking blows throw did JoJo saw will out drink you? Yeah, dude did you beer pong and you were like I can't do it today. No, there's no drinking during the game Afterward I had a drink with Donovan Mitchell in the lobby of the hotel, which is pretty tight Yeah, he's super cool guy. What's his what's his drink of choice? I think he was drinking like a... Bud Light. It was like an orange juice. I think there was like vodka orange juice or maybe a gin, maybe a gin and juice.

So a screwdriver? Wait, what a scene, Mike. Did you say a gin and juice? Yeah, that's kind of cool. I think a gin and juice sounds sick. I love gin and juice. Well, I don't know. Donovan Mitchell's gonna be like,

I heard you on the podcast. I was drinking a Negroni, like, or like some real drink. You're like, I think it was drinking gin and juice. No, it wasn't. It was like a juice of some sort, or maybe he was just drinking juice. I have no idea, but it was pretty late.

So I'm assuming there's some alcohol. You thought you were getting fucked up with him, he's just having orange juice before bed. Yeah, he's just having orange juice. He turns out, he was like getting ready to leave. Like, that's his morning. Meanwhile, I went out drinking for three hours and then came back and did you get to see a little bit of Seattle? I love Seattle. Seattle's so cool to me. Seattle is really nice. It is. Yeah, it it we went to like the war

fairia. A weird word. The fish market isn't it the fish market. Yeah. The fish market. Went to a really great place called Mats in the market, which at the fish market. The fish market went to a really great place called Mats in the market, which was this awesome restaurant. It was like Joel McAill took me in Isaac to the restaurant with some of his friends and we went and had this amazing meal. It's called Mats in the market, I believe. Yeah, and they're in Seattle. Mats in the market, check that out.

Yeah, it was really fun. And then we were drunkenly riding those lime scooters all around and we didn't get injured. That's the ain't drink. Didn't get injured, which I'm like, on the way there before we had started drinking, I'm like, Oh, this is really scary. On the way back, I'm like, it wasn't scary at all. And I'm like, Oh, well, that's how you that's how you really are. You know, right. Cause your eyes were close. So with all these like lime scooters and stuff, and basically like, you know, fast ass things, you don't have to wear a helmet.

You don't have to do anything like that. You can just roll on the road like, let's go! What happened? What did? How is that a thing? What? I don't know.

It is interesting. That's crazy. Yep. Like they don't have helmet options. Like you'd think there'd be like one on the front of each one. Well then because everyone would get lights. Yeah, everyone would just be trading lights. Yeah, you can't share a whole bunch of epidemic.

It just always blows me away when I see somebody bombing, like 30 miles an hour down the fucking road. And it's like, dude, I would eat shit. But when you see somebody who's good on one, like down Melrose, some of those kids are unbelievable, like hitting curves. Yeah. Oh yeah, they're elite kids are unbelievable, like hitting curves. Oh yeah, they're elite level.

Yeah, that's so good. Do you put like plastic bags in there to protect the helmet? You know people are gonna shit in them. You know, people are gonna piss and shit in them. Way to pizza pizza. Good call, Adam. Yeah, you're the guy who shot down the helmet, I do.

Yeah, I know. Have you been to Seattle recently? People be shit. Adam's covering all the bases. He's like, and even if they put plastic bags in there, they're shit in those bags. You know,. Have you been to Seattle recently? People be shit. Adam's covering all the bases. He's like, and even if they put plastic bags in there, they're shit in those bags. You know, would have you been to Seattle or the Northwest recently?

People be shit. Just put a bag on your head. Why, what's going on? What people are shit in there? Oh, yeah. There was human shit on the sidewalk. I saw a man smoking crack just on the sidewalk. I just want to part.

It's a, and they cleaned it up. I was like, I was like, oh, this is crazy. I was talking with Joel and his friends and they're like, oh, yeah, they cleaned it up for the all-star game. It's much better. I'm like, oh, that's crazy because this crazy crack had just chased me and Isaac into the restaurant. Like literally, he's like, ah, ah, ah.

And we're like, ah, ah, ah. And see you like quickly ran into the restaurant. That was just JoJo C was biggest fan. Yeah. That's a C white. C white. That's kind of frightening. What are you doing?

Yeah. That's kind of frightening. I think that's just wet the way the way of life up there, you know, and so for whatever reason. So yeah, Kyle, I was in Oakland. Yeah, what's up for 24 hours. I went up there to do this. Okay. Trail trail.

Trail race just did a trail race. Got some dinner and got the hell out of there. Uh, okay, I do Oakland. Did you drive or fly? They're having a good time. We flew up. We flew nice nice. You have fun in Oakland You got high-feet or what? Yeah, yeah Oakland is wild Where were you Uptown uptown go and give it to you uptown uptown like the fun to give it to you. Yeah, yeah All right, I know that's why and I did think about hitting you up Uptown, uptown, uptown, uptown, uptown. Like the fungary of the give it to you? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Oh, I know, that's fun.

And I did think about hitting you up. It would have been like, do you want to come in the city and see me for one hour or whatever? I don't know what it would have been. But, yeah. Cause like, yeah, I wouldn't have done that. Definitely next time, definitely next time, hit me up. Okay.

I totally would have done that. I won 1,000% It really hurts to learn this way that you really know what it is. Yeah, it really does. It kind of bummed me out. I'm like, fuck, I would have gotten a car in media when it just got that. Yeah, under.

Let's go run run the trails, buddy, but but fucking, but fucking, but fucking a man, but fucking a, the like streets were wild on that Saturday night. And like inside shows or what? In a way that like you just can't do in LA or New York. So my theory's like smaller cities, they just let you kind of get away with it because it's manageable, right?

Like the doors of clubs just open with the loudest music you've ever heard blasting out of it, right? Like the streets are loud. People are on the ATVs, just like popping wheelies and shit, no helmets. That's sick. 12 year olds, right?

And it's great. It's a vibe. But I'm like, you can't do this in like a bigger city, like Chicago LA Phoenix. But like in a town like Oakland, they're like, it's like nine square blocks. Like if she gets out of control, we can handle that. Well, I feel like isn't that Oakland's also sort of their personality?

Like they're the high-fee movement started up there. So like that. Yes, the side shows the vehicles, all that stuff. They've been, but even like, even outside of the high-fee shit, like you know how like in Portland, they're like, keep Portland weird. Yeah. I was like, Portland, you are not weird.

Oakland is on some shit like everybody Like everyone here is like walking a cat or like has like a snake around their neck or like our community Yeah, like people are on everyone walking around is doing something you've never seen before right right Well, don't they say go dumb. They say go dumb. You go dummy. You go dumb out here in Oakland. They everyone really listen to E 40. Everyone like really took his lyrics to heart. Like two dumb. Two dumb. Very dumb. Two dumb. Two dumb. Get smart. Oakland was like on some next level shit in a way where I was like, you know when you go somewhere and you're like, man, everywhere's kind of the same. There's the same sparrow pizza everywhere I go.

Yeah. And you're hitting it. We're going and we're going. And the express. But like we're losing the vibe of cities, everything's kind of the same. You get the same food, same shopping, whatever, same culture, almost.

Oakland is like, nah, we're still doing absolutely the opposite of whatever one else is doing. And counterculture. I loved that. I loved it because I was like, oh, I feel like I what everyone else is doing. And counterculture. I loved that. I loved it because I was like, oh, I feel like I'm somewhere else. Yeah. Yeah, I love cities that have identities.

It's so fucking fun. When you go somewhere and you're like, it's just unlike other places. They just, but it could be a little scary, walking cats. Well, it's definitely like, not shocking, but you're just kind of like, oh fuck.

Well, I'm sure if you see a train of people rolling with ATVs and they're going 12 o'clock on it, you're like, what is going on right now? Or like, yeah, what's the shit that they do now where they kind of like play chicken with cars and then swerve out of the way? I'm like, what are these kids doing, man? I know, where they just go, where?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You ride the wheelie straight towards oncoming traffic and then whip away just at the last second. You did. Yeah, dude. Oh, just trying so far. Oh, really? I haven't seen this.

This seems insane. Yeah. Well, how many kids, like, because that's a learned skill, right? So how many kids, like, you can learn in process, just drive into a total camera. Yeah, I want to know what the, Oh, all the time. Yeah, all the time.

Those, because those, those fails were in my feed I see the kids just like somebody slows down our stops and then they just go right in this and they don't give a fuck and the person Get sound. They're like are you okay? They're like shut the fuck up and then they just like walk away All right cool. It's change shut up bitch. Yeah, I don't know that one It ludes me it doesn't seem that cool to do. I'm usually down for the young goards, but like riding towards a car and almost getting hit, just I don't know.

I don't know what that is. Yeah, that sounds kind of dope to me, admittedly. I think that is kind of cool. On a wheelie too. Like what do you, you're on a wheelie? In middle school, before school, kids would just see how many loops you could do around the school on a wheelie

Uh-huh. That was like the entertainment while we pedaling or have you ever been able to do? That's one of the greatest feelings. The birth of your child and... Right in a wheelie. And when your kid pops a wheelie, have you ever been able to find that balance where you can pull it up and fucking still pedal? No. Not for very far.

Not for very far. And keep going. Oh, dude. Kyle, did you? Sure. Can you, Kyle? Probably not anymore, but yeah, I could do my court and back I could do you could oh yeah

I could go up and down my court on a wheelie no problem Well wait your best friend Blake is kind of calling you out low. I don't remember that We post a video so we can see this like that would have stuck with me I don't remember you hitting that I bet I could get pretty close right now with the right bike for sure I could find the fault oh, but you do need the right bike and if you're listening that. I bet I could get pretty close right now with the right bike for sure I could find the full crew. Oh, but you do need the right bike. And if you're listening specialized bicycles hook my guy up, you can't pop a wheelie on any other bicycle besides a specialized bicycle.

That's true. I think I could find it. It's like, oh, yeah, it's just back to you. I would love to see you try. Yeah, I would definitely try. No problem. Well, now we know what we're going to do on the live show. We're going to get you a bike and we're gonna see it.

How come Steer City and in the parking lot of the theater, he tries to pop. This was like when I could ride, he'll do it on the stage. What are we doing on the parking lot? No, I need a runway. You do need a runway in order to do that. The big stage.

Otherwise, it's like a, You know you don't. You just, you need a little bit of a runway. Not really. What do you mean a runway? It's a big stage. We're gonna be playing big theaters. To pedal, you need a little bit of a runway. Not really. What do you mean a runway? It's a big stage. We're gonna be playing big theaters. To pedal, I'm talking about riding like this.

What are you talking about? Yeah, what are you guys talking about? Then you could do it in your court. Yeah, but like, I guess what I'm saying is if you do at the length of a stage, that's enough for me. I don't know about these guys. Well, I bet I could do that. I bet I could do that.

I don't wanna speak for my fellow TII. You lose. Hey, and we're going to have to prove it because I guarantee you we can get a bike shop to loan us a bike so you could do it. That's what I was going to be especially. I was also decent at a unicycle. You know what I mean? Like I was all right at the unicycle. Okay. Flexing. That's not what we're talking about. All right. Well, your best friend, Blake from childhood, doesn't remember either of these things, Kyle. Yeah. I never really write a unicycle. Well, he's just got to think a little bit farther back.

He's got to really think about that shit. No, I remember the kid at our school who wrote a unicycle. His name was Elliot, and he would write around this. He'd write around school on a unicycle and like, Joe, I know who you're talking about. He wrote it to school and shit, and he could juggle. This is Blake's first hero.

Elliot is such the name of a kid who rides at unicycle and juggles. Like, you name your kid, Elliot, you know he's gonna do. He was good. And he wore a fedora. Yes, he's wearing a fedora. He was cool. And he kind of like, tucked like this into his own

a kid. Of course he did. I don't remember his fucking disaster, my guy. Is that crazy? That's exactly how I'd't remember. I'm a disaster, my guy. Isn't that crazy? That's exactly how I'd imagine it. Does he also wear a scarf sometimes? Does he also wear a scarf? No, Vest, he wears a Vest.

He wears a Vest for sure. He had a Vest. He definitely had a Vest. Yes, he had a Vest with a t-shirt under. Yes, and he had the little Fedora hat. And he would do the unicycle. How do people find that? That was such a bad look of the vest and the t-shirt under.

Maybe some little pins on the vest. Oh yeah, there were pins. Oh yes, very much. It was like, if you considered yourself like a real creative kid, but really all you do is draw dragons, you definitely had that outfit. Bullets. Pretty great.

I don't even know if that's a drag and draw. I'm with you about the creativity, but like, the drag and draw, I feel like that's a different genre of. They would have one thing that they would draw. It wouldn't be like they're an amazing artist that they have this huge. I would say the vest with the Fedora person, like they have like a comic strip that they write,

called like, dude, he might have, I think it was like a, like a Calvin and Hobbes type thing or like it but it looks like Doug funny right it's very heady I like that kind of heady kind of for adults yeah yeah and then trying to be for sure on the back was a it's called like imagination nation or something the back was a map of the school and where he's gonna put bombs and where he's gonna put bombs. What? Yes! No, Elliot was nice to you.

Elliot, that's the dragon kid. The dragon kid also has like, he's pretending it's a castle he's drawing, but really it's like, the Maddox for the high school. This is a castle. Wait, you're fencing Jim is in the same place as our gymnasium. What's going on with your castle, buddy?

We're gonna storm the castle from the back. Why do you have lockers? We're gonna lockers in your hallways of your castle. Oh, fuck, man. Shout out to Elliot. He was actually a really nice guy, man. Of course he wanted to have a dude.

I guarantee you, he had great parents who were like, yeah, you can do anything. Ride that unicycle to school. No one will treat you. No one's going to talk about it in 20 years. I think he locked it up. Did he lock it up in the bike rack? I feel like, man, this is Oakland, dude. Blake said do you know lock it up by the way? You're not from Oakland

My truth bro, I know it was crazy. We sag What so wait? We say you sag after Saggar pain That's true Yeah, all right, but it was conquered. This was conquered. Yeah, that's true. We said Sagar pain. Yeah, all right, but it was conquered. This was conquered. Yeah, you did. You didn't grow up.

Did you guys have a bike cage? A bike cage? Yeah, we did at junior high. There was a bike cage. How high is the fence on that bike cage? It was high. It was like a box. It was like a, almost like a wrestling like hell in the cell.

That's where we had fights. I don't know what a bike cage is. What is that? Dude, we used to lock our scooters up in there. We used to ride scooters to school, like pedal scooters when it was not fucking cool, but we were doing our thing, bro. Yeah, pedal scooters. Like the, like, huffy style, like a razor?

Yeah, like where you stand on them, you know? Like one wheel in the front. It was pre-raiser, like inflatable tires, inflatable tires with the one pan brake. Yes. With the one pan-break. Yeah, this was pre-raiser. That's important to point out. This was very much pre-raiser scooter. We were getting the old scooters from like Toys Are Us

and fucking... Is this Nash? Who's making this? Who's making the scooter? I can see it now. Because sometimes they like white tires, right? Yeah. That was where I feel like girl ones had white tires, right?

Okay, so. Well, no, mine had white tires. What are the bike cages? To explain this to me, I did, we did not have this. Oh, it's where you had bike racks, and then there was like a cage. It was like 12 feet tall, like a fence around it. Why?

It would just locked up. So people could lock the bikes. Yeah, so you can't just cut it and throw the bikes over or whatever, cut the locks. So you locked it in there, and then you locked them in the bikes. Yeah, so you can't just cut it and throw the bikes over or whatever, cut the locks. So you locked it in there and then you locked them in the cage. Because during school, people would just come and steal bicycles from our school, right? Really?

Yeah. Like older kids, older kids, like, you know, people who graduated high school or high school or adults. Adults who need bikes. People who graduated high school. Right, older humans, yeah. Yeah.

It's science. I mean, you lock your bike up at the bike rack. You lock it to... But the racks are all in a cage. Yeah. It's double locked. So it's just double locked. Yeah. Oh wow.

We did not have that in Omaha. Yes. And so five minutes after the bell, the cage is locked. You can't get your fucking bike out. And then like, five minutes are like, I guess when you're let out of school the security guard Unlocks the bike edge. Well shouldn't the security guard just kind of be around the door anyways to see if someone's stealing

He got to eat snacks. No, it's gotta be inside Fights yeah, eating snacks kids are fighting teachers. He's in the water fountain area. He's like cruising Yeah, that's true my middle school is out of control right now. Apparently there's a fight with like 40 kids Where they broke the arm of the security guard They broke the arm of what of like the security guard got his arm broken and like quick Oh, dude kids are fighting teachers now because there was a fight with 40 children going crazy and parents are like We're gonna pull our kids out of school. It's social media.

I feel like everybody's just trying to get like high-poff social media. So they're like, if I fight my teacher, I'm gonna be a legend. And you see all these teachers. I mean, kids fighting teachers all the time. It was not 40 kids breaking arms. Yeah, that was more like broken home.

That's a battle royale. Sure, yeah. Now I feel like it's for the internet. It's Yeah, that was more like broken home. That's a battle royal. Sure, yeah. Now I feel like it's for the internet. It's no longer just like you hated this teacher. You've had enough. You're gonna fight this person. It's now it's like, hey, film this, film this, film this. Watching grown men fight like pretty jacked 13 year olds.

Yeah. Is the most fun thing. Is it's like peak entertainment? Yeah, because it's like man Who hasn't worked out and forever but he's he has man's strength. He's furious Man's swing and he's got you bottled up where he just slams a kid to the floor But then the kid is like squirly and pretty strong, right? Yeah, it doesn't Yeah, now you're talking to her. This is this is the UFC. I want to see just got armpit hair and is like ready to go.

Yes. A just sprouted kid that just sprouted armpit hair might have a little wispy mustache. Just go and toe to the 50 year old, you know, shop teacher who hates his home life. And this is what you want to see. Yeah. This is what I like to see this out of this is entertainment to you.

Absolutely. And then like some woman would get pushed over, almost always, and then everyone would be like, stop and they would go like, help up the woman who got pushed over, and then the kid would be like, still standing there like, curious, but like, new shit was bad. Now you're in trouble, yeah.

Oh my God. Damn. I remember we had a pregnant teacher who got pushed over in a fight and I'm like, oh Lady maybe just don't even walk in there. Yeah, what the hell? Yeah, maybe just like Shout it was a hero. She's trying to be a hero man. They pushed her down So your middle school has always been a little wild all night the best. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not so good Yeah, is there footage of this 40-man battle royal? This freaking royal rumble?

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I am just like this is a this is just my high school. Like, this is my high school at lunch, like every day. Yeah, I loved that. This is just lunch time at high school. Which makes me go like, I wish I went to your high school because it seemed so fun. It was an amazing time. When they brought in the, when they brought in the violin,

the two violins for the strings, that is not my high school. That was tight. There were no violins. There was a sprite bottle and like a pencil for drums. You know, Trombone Shorty was back there. Did you see that, Kyle? Yes, I did.

Yes, dude. Yes. Our boy Trombone Shorty, New Orleans legend, who we had on House Party. He was back there, John Baptiste, who won all the Grammys and is the sidekick of a co bear. Co bear. Co bear's his sidekick. He was there. It was sick. He had the whole, I mean, obviously, man he fresh. It was a ludicrous NPR tiny desk. I was like, man, that went off.

No, juvenile. Juvenile. Juvenile. Juvenile. Juvenile. Juvenile. Ludicrous. Ludicrous. You said that. It was ludicrous. Ludicrous needs to do one. Those tiny deaths are great. Also, he should do one because I bet hits would be pretty banging too, but it was cool, man. It turned out really good. I like I also feel like I just saw Guar did one and I'm not kidding.

They're like, oh, make up. That would be an interesting. Yeah, they're also like clubbed in electrically. So it just, it's just kind of just a Guar concert, but how blood, but it was kind of funny to see that as well. Well, they always don't, they're not acoustic. Tiny desks aren't acoustic though. They're just like, they're kind of brought down

to like, like, yeah, yeah, it's minimal. Is it the new MTV unplugged essentially? Pretty much. Now, am I crazy? Well, yes. I don't love it because it's just kind of like you don't love it what the tiny desk you don't love the tiny desk yeah I yeah I yeah what pisses you off about it do it seems like a good time

yeah it does yeah I think it's actually sick it's pretty cool I just feel like it's a weird crossover that I don't like you feel like too many people like it so you fucking you know that's right that's. You feel like too many people like it so you fucking need to do upset too much. That's right. That's exactly what it is. Too many people enjoy it. It brings too many people. This is bringing joy.

It's bringing too many people joy so Durs does not like it. I kind of want to shut it down. Look at him trying to understand joy. He's trying to get more. I ball pops out on a spray. Just gloss over. It's not the joy thing. I understand.

I'm droid. What? What? What? What? What? I ball pops out on a spray. Yeah, just gloss over it. Yeah, it's no good. It's not the joy thing I understand. I'm droid. What, which one fucking pissed you off, dude? Was it Olivia Rodriguez? Which one?

Which one didn't you like? Honestly, I've just only seen like the clip. I never watched a whole one through. I just, it seems corny. That's all. Okay, well corny is like a, yeah. Okay. That's subjective. That's fine. Corny is cool. Oh, it seems corny. It just seems, no, by the way, this is just my opinion.

I'm not saying like it's bad or it's not creative. It's not sure. We're going to walk down this path with you because I don't see it as corny. What about it is corny, just like the fake, like the audience kind of watching. Yeah. The bookshelves. I don't like it. it as corny. What about it is corny, just like the fake, like the audience kind of watching. Yeah. The bookshelves. I don't like it. All right. Well, I don't like it. So is this it? Is this in response to juveniles or all of the tiny deaths? What are we responding to here? Okay. But when you watch the juvenile one, that didn't bring you any joy being like, wow, this is fun. It's like my high school.

Like I'm, I'm taking right. fun. It's like my high school. Like I'm taking right. Imagine if juvenile walked into my high school, got a slice of square pizza and then saying back that ass up. Don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don the show. That's what I want to say. Yeah! Hey, well, dude, bitch. Well, yeah, but there's no, there, nobody's going to like, it's going to be far less people tuning in for that. I'm going to just let you know that I doubt it. I bet it would blow a fuck up.

Wait, whose desk is it? It's a tiny one. Who's it? I don't know. It's NPRs. It's like a NPR's desk. It's NPR, he's a, he's like the music writer for NPR. Oh, yeah. It's the guy's like the music writer for Oh, yeah, it's the guys does the guy who's desk

I don't know who his name Richard desk. Yeah, fuck him. He's like the music critic for MPR and It is funny to see like that they're like little office staff just in there and just fucking grinding to slow motion Fomei slow motion foaming, slow motion foaming. I wonder what the first one was because it has kind of really picked up. Yeah, I don't know. The first one I saw was the roots doing something. That's the first one I remember seeing.

Yeah. The usher one was great where he's doing the the piece I watch this. Yeah. Oh yeah, watch this, watch this. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Usher dude, he's on a fucking tear.

Well, how long has Tiny Desk been going? Like it's got to be like at least like seven years or something watch that. Usher, dude, he's on a fucking tear. Well, how long has Tiny Desk been going? It's gotta be like, at least like seven years or something like that. Yeah, a handful of years. I'm seeing some real hipsters in these pictures. Yeah. This has been going on for a minute. Yeah, I feel like it started in a major hipster way.

Yeah, this was a hipster way. Since 2008 is what Todd is saying. 2008. Damn. And why is it bigger now, why is it bigger now more than ever? Because it sucks. I feel like it's been big a long time. It's just a few of them have hit like the usher one hit last year

and it became like a very memeable thing. And then the juvenile one is just, it's all memeable. It's memeable. The juvenile one was just a banger. Well, cause it's juvenile. Yeah, it's like when they would have like our Kelly on Jimmy Fowl and he'd be like, we're all the biggest our Kelly fans in the world. Right? Here he is doing it in the closet. And you're like, yes, sir, admittedly, but where are you,

but where are you going to stand after he gets? Where are you going to be when he has all the accusations? Where are you going to be that? Where is Jimmy Fallon now? Scrub it. Scrub the scrub the episode. Scrub it. Hello, Julie. That being said, I'd love to see it. No, but it just seems like how many people like juvenile that are like watching the tiny desk. I don't know. I mean me, but that's what I'm saying is I think like juvenile has been such a source of like he is imprinted in the fabric of how many tiny desks have you watched at him

to. Thank you. So you like I them? Two. Thank you. So you like, I don't know. Like truly everybody knows back that asset. Like everyone knows that. I agree. My mom knows that song.

So much maintenance. You're mom knows that. You're mom knows that. Really well done. You all are aware of my mom knows that song. But back at that asset. She get up on a tiny desk. My mom knows that track. But he's so as a she get up on a tiny desk. My mom knows that.

But he's so much part of the mainstream that like yeah, like every like that everybody's going to want to watch that. And it's yes, it's kind of going against what it originally started as where it's just like hipsters and a hipster setting doing hipster style music. And now they're like right. It was all bands you haven't really heard about like, but now it's like Guar in juvenile. So it's like turning it in on his head. Yeah. So to me, it's like a sketch.

It's like it's becoming that's kind of corny. I see what you saying. Well, that's I'm saying. It's definitely becoming inflated. And it's like, is that how you want to watch juvenile at little desk? I enjoyed it. I enjoyed watching him there.

Well, no, it made the reason I liked it was because it does, it felt like you were there. Usually when you see an act like that. Adam, you weren't there. I know, but it felt like that. That's the cool thing. It's interiors. But you weren't there.

It felt like you were in someone's office. And he was performing at a desk. And it's like a small, very small desk. Well, I think there's times when you want to hear music in a completely different style, like how they would do like Metallica with like the San Francisco Symphony, and that's it. Yeah, also stupid. Well, it's not, it's just interesting.

I don't know. No, I hate it. Oh, yeah, you're turning on. I'm not saying it's not interested. I'm saying that that was dumb too. So you're telling me you didn't love the Lincoln Park J.Z. Combo. Yeah, collision. That's exactly what I'm saying that that was dumb too. So you're telling me you didn't learn the Lincoln Park JZ combo. Yeah, How does that have to be covered this somebody some fucking some fucking new DJ should start Remaking Chikofsky and fucking Bach and just run that shit for how long those symphonies are and see what that does

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All his ideas were really dope ideas in the 70s, 80s, 90s, and early 2000s. That's true. I mean, that is very, very true. I need to wait a second. What else is this similar to that also, something loaded question? Well, did you like unplugged? Because unplugged was undifferent way.

Undifferent was cool. So why did you like unplugged? Because that was like a, you know. But you were younger and you hated things less. Yeah, you hadn't felt the pain of childhood, yeah, you weren't as jaded. It didn't seem forced, it seemed authentic. It seemed like, it didn't't seem forced. It seemed authentic. It seemed like

it didn't seem like um it just seemed authentic. It seemed real. This seems like a fucking kitschy kind of like well this is kind of funny. That's all. But don't you think you have to find a way nowadays with the influx of media to get people to do anything? It's there has to be some kind of kitschy kitschy kind of like weird thing. No, nothing is real. Nothing is authentic. Everybody knows everybody's watching all the time to like true. Your emotions right now, Blake?

Those are authentic. Yeah. Well, maybe. And look, maybe that's all. And you're not laughing because it's real. Yeah, maybe that's, oh, and Kyle has weed. That's pretty cool, dude. Oh, God.

It's big enough authentic. This guy's right on dude. Oh, God. It's big enough authentic. This guy's right on brand. Dude, I've been smoking a lot lately. Those are, have you? Those are the little selfies, aren't they? Tiny joints. I like those. They're little, they're these guys.

Oh, the pure beauty, yeah. Yeah, I like those. Yeah, I love these. Pure beauty. How's that? Do they, how do they stack up to the rest of the weeds out there? They're good. I'm more of a lulls guy myself the pure beauties. Oh, yeah, I like it more expensive

Smaller for whatever reason points points point But I'm a lulls guy. Mm-hmm. You know what's weird this joint is so small, right? Mm-hmm, and I want one that's smaller. Really? The selfies are smaller. Soapies you truly can crush all by yourself. I want one that's smaller. So why don't you just hit a pipe? Because smoking joints are way better. I don't like the butane.

I'm not all about the butane kind of thing, I guess. You know, it's not to do a match. You are so dumb. Can you imagine that though? Like I think about this because I smoked for so long and I smoked weed for so long. I think about when I light a lighter and I'm like taking that first drag and inhaling it

Is it that fucking horrible for you? You think so, dude. I guess don't be a bitch cuz It's fine. No, it's too late. You did it for 20 years. Yeah, you fucked up. I know it is too late I mean you're nine years old to 29 doing that? 11, 11, yeah, 11 to 30, 19 years. There's so many things that are gonna take you down. The lights, it probably isn't gonna be it, you know.

All the other things that you've done to yourself or what is gonna take you down. Yeah. Didn't they used to say that the most deadly and poisonous drag of the cigarette was the very first one. Like somehow they're okay. This is what I'm talking about. I remember hearing that that they said like the very first hit like all the poisons are in the tip of the cigarette or something like that. No.

But is that real, Bam? Definitely not real. I think it's the first one is the worst because then you're smoking a cigarette after that. Freak, see? There you go. That's really good. That's true. It looks so hard together.

That's good. That's the most important. The It's two and a half together. That's good. Give us a point. The worst one is the first one because now you're smoking cigarettes. Yeah. It's gonna be a lot more than a cup. That's true. The worst one was the first one. Yeah, there's all sorts of propaganda like that to just keep kids off drugs.

Yeah, come on, be honest about it. They're not that bad. Sigurettes are fine. Kind of cool, dude. They're kind of cool. All the propaganda again. Yeah, yeah. Everybody's like, shit, not smoking six.

There's so much. It's bullshit. You got to look behind the money. Who's going against cigarettes? Yeah, right? Dude, well said. Somebody is out there getting rich when, yeah. And taking the money, you were spending on cigarettes

and applying it somewhere else. So I'm just here to back up cigarettes. A vape. Any take-backs, apologies. Kyle, can I'm just here to back up cigarettes. A vape. Any take backs apologies? Kyle, can I give a compliment? Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to give a compliment to Kyle for not getting into vaping.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Big shot. Dude, thanks man. I feel like Sline Door style, like if Kyle was 10 years younger, huge vape. He would have been the vape. He would have been in those contests in Vegas,

uh, to show how Mike's vaping can come out of his lungs. Yeah, blow a ring of through billbo's Yeah, bow or whatever. What's the yeah, blow a boat through billbozo. Yeah, that's a weird

from Toby. Like vaping is like 100 times worse than cigarettes, right? Because you do it all the time. You carry it indoors, you never stop. Again, that's big anti-vaped. Yeah, you're actually good for you. I'd be really good.

The fruit flavor's healthy. Have you guys heard about the vape shit that's called the bad shit that's called popcorn lung? Like, I developed popcorn lung from the shit. Delicious. Delicious. I've been told that movie theater butter happens with smoking cigarettes or smoking anything. Like smoke is just not good for your lungs. So yeah,

smokes bad. I don't think it's specific to vape. But yeah, that's why I'm like not sure about even smoking these anymore, because I'm like should just be eating. Well, for sure smoking isn't good for you, but you smoke way less weed than you did cigarettes or kids do with vapes. You know what I mean? You just smoke infinitely less.

Yes, that's very true. I don't know, kids vape. Kids vape and dude. That's what I'm saying. You smoke less weed than you do. Like if you smoke a joint and then you're high for a few hours, then you might smoke another one later. But like, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you have a, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,

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They call it body. He was being healthy. He's like, just basically a salad. Fucking things. Yeah. And they have cool colors like orange and yellow and blue. I'm smoking a salad right now. Yeah.

But the blue is the traditional and orange must have been like a flavor or like no filter. It's like lights or ultra lights, which I never really understood what the lights and ultra lights are. And did they taste the same or not really? You could really taste the difference between like a light and a full, full flesh. They're harsher for sure. I remember I liked the light ones. Yeah, the light ones I could smoke more of, which that was the goal was to smoke a lot.

Have you smoked like a Marble Red? Those shit's as fucking hard, dude. Camel Red, dude. I never did. I remember one Blake went through his little smoking phase when he would like, hey man, sometimes you just got to take the Ed draw for brother. Would you smoke like one in episode or something? That's a wrap.

I'm gonna save some of this for later. That's a wrap. Sorry. That did me a wrap. I'm gonna save some of this for later. That's a wrap. That did me, and I'm just gonna finish this later. I do think I went outside after filming an episode in Salt Blake smoking, and I was like, this is a phase. I saw him.

Yeah, dude, I saw him smoking once in his Jeep, like driving home. When did you start smoking? He was like, I take, I have one every once in a while. Take the edge off of this. I smoke now. What? What a year's old.

Why would you start down? Don't get. Yeah. Dude took a lot to be Blake Henderson. Well, I would like to start the take backs apologies that could give away. And I'd like to, uh, I would like to apologize. I started it.

I started it with a compliment. Well, you started it up again, bitch. Got. I'm going to start it up again. Then I'm going to wrap it up. Adam has knobbing this. Yeah, I tuned out about 20 minutes ago. I like what that says.

Oh, OK. Well, I'll get to start it. Oh, man. Well, I'm going to add to it. And I, you know, I'm going to give Joe, Joe, see what the benefit of the doubt, because she did suck when I met her. She was not cool. She was not cool. She was not cool.

And I didn't like her. Upon first meeting, and I was prepared to really like her. So it bummed me out. But maybe she was just having an off day or maybe she just absolutely doesn't give a fuck about meeting me, which could very well be the case. So yeah, here's my theory. Here's my theory, you guys. Because we're striking right now and Adam can't do press,

he's saying crazy shit like this, so that it goes viral and they go, Adam divine star of movie that we talk about. Yeah. When after Joe, is this what's happening, Adam? Yeah, that's brilliant, dude. No, none of it was premeditated It was just and that's how you know it was

Okay, fair enough Yes, man, that's not This is why I'm so good at it I just want to give a special out shout out to Elliot Wherever you are may you still be unicycling drawing dragons wearing vests. Oh, he's an Oakland. He's there Oh, yeah, he's an Oakland. He's there. Oh, yeah. He started the movement.

Walking his cat. He's he's walking his cat. Walking his cat. He's living in Concord. He's the merit conqueror now. I love you, Elliot. I miss you. What's up, Biggie?

Biggie, baby. Is he your member, you? Now, Elliot, he used to wear the vest with the T-shirt underneath. What do you think? What's the equivalent of what kids wear now? Do they still wear the vest with the T-shirt underneath or are they moved on and they wear something slightly different than that? Is it one of them like see through things like you wore like a see-through crochet thing with a T-shirt underneath? Those are expensive. Those are expensive. Those are hot boys.

Those are cool hot boys. I was trying to dig on them. I was trying to dig on them. I would argue it might have circled back at this point. Yeah, I might have looked back. That kid might be wearing that again because like 90s, a lot of buttons on this vest. Yeah. You know, they're watching tiny desk, you know? Yeah, dude. Oh, that's true. Tiny vest, yeah.

Tiny vest. You know, he's probably working at the plane desks from Kyle. I like that. Oh, that got points. Wow. Now give it to him. Wow, that was a buzzer beater. I wish I had a buzz ball. Okay, hey, a moment of, that got points. Wow. I'll give it to you, man. Wow.

There's a buzzer beater. I wish I had a buzz ball. Okay. Hey, a moment of gratitude for the points, a moment of gratitude. What would be the version of what is that outfit? The vest, like what is a, it's like a theater kid, but he's not fully entrenched in theater. He's more of an outside creative. I don't know who that person is.

I don't know. We just are all tapped out. Is it like, we gotta go back and do work at our middle schools? Fuck. I'm starting at the pants and I'm starting the pants and shoes. I'm like, are they wearing like dress shoes to school, right? Hmm. Yeah, maybe a loafer.

Yeah, they're for sure wearing some kind of loafers, slip on like slipper, like a nighttime slipper that they're wearing to school. Or bowling shoes, they might be wearing stealing some bowling shoes. Yeah, classic good call. Great call. Bowling shoes is a good look.

I like it. Because it's like, oh, how'd you get those? Well, I'm a little naughty, watch me jogging. I stole them, right? I stole them. What are you gonna do? I forgot I was wearing them. Oops.

Yeah. This kid knows magic too, right? Yeah, I forgot I was wearing them oops. Yeah This kid knows magic to right. Oh for days absolutely Definitely like coin tricks. What are the pants? Are they tight? Are they loader eyes? Quarter-wise Like you know like the golf pants like kind of they're a baggy Golf pants. They're a baggy dress pants thick cords man. Like a real good real loose. I feel Baggy dress pants thick cords man, like a real cool real loose. I feel like a tapered like fucking like like 20s big baggy pants like newsies pants or something. Is that what you're looking at? Yeah, they're like they're ready to do some like tap dancing like Gregory Heinz tap dancing pants like pleated dress Yes. Yeah, actually. I want to say also wore a lot of cut off jorts as well, which was kind of yeah

Oh, this guy's tight. Never mind. Hey, Ellie, it's the shit. If Ellie, it's cool. No, he is. I bet that they're tight. They're the tight cut off shorts though. Just now, he's going to show his hog.

I mean, that's the one thing I forgot to tell you. And by the way, in Oakland saw a guy probably 50 walking with a chain wallet and the chain was dragging on the ground. It's science. Oh yeah, dude. That's so sick. That's fire dude. Just so somebody could step on it. That's so sick.

Yeah. I got buddy. I got a buddy that still rocks a chain. Well, that's probably his way of saying I don't have a wallet. It's kind of like the thing with like you know cars get big all the time out there. So they just leave the windows down. So it's just your way of saying like there's no point. Don't rob me. Right. Yeah. I have nothing. There's no of saying like, there's no point. Don't rob me. Right. Yeah. I have nothing. Right. There's no wallet.

Yeah, there's no wall. You why even steal from me? I have no wallet. But what's it attached to? Zero. Sometimes you could attach it to the belt in the belt loop. You can't just like stuff it in the back pocket, right? You can attach it to the belt loop in the pocket. And actually, I feel like at that time, there was pants that were made with a loop that you didn't have to have a wallet. You could just connect it to your pants. Real pose or shit. I love it. This is what I feel. That's those are called dungarees and they they're to put hammers in. Not down there on the back wallet specifically for your for your wallet to look like you have a wallet, but you don't have one.

I feel like this is a thing. Is the chain wallet just so people don't steal your wallet? And so like you don't lose it. And it bikers. Yes. It's bikers. It's sitting on a motorcycle. Yes. So your wallet doesn't fall out. Yeah.

Oh, and the vibrating. Yeah. Because it eventually will flip out from the vibrates. That's why they got the snaps on it too. So it can't open it just like, that's where that's the original chain wallet. And we learned a lot this episode, guys. We really did.

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