This Is Important - Ep 147: Ted Talk Dirty To Me

Episode Date: August 8, 2023

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Diary, oh. Diary, oh. Diary, oh. Diary, oh. Diary, oh. That one's the best one. I mean I know we talk about these a lot like we revisit the Diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary, diary like the cause of diarrhea. The cause of diarrhea. Oh, that one's so good. Can we hear the mom? And then, yeah, sure. Okay, let's run through some diarrhea. Diary, yeah. Yeah, all the diarrhea, but. This one's the first one, the classic.

Diary, yeah. Oh, that's great. And of course, there's, that one's pretty good. That has like a 90s jazz, hip hop vibe to it. Yeah, yeah. Markey Mark. Yeah. Right, like, Markey Mark, it is like hip hop vibe to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Marky Mark. Yeah. Right, like Marky Mark.

It is like Marky Mark for sure. Good vibe, right? Not that one. That's a, you got to call him out one, two, three. So that was number three. This is number three. Diarrhea. Diarrhea Cowboy.

I like that one. Yeah, that's, that's more of a country twang to it. Yeah, I like that one. They're having fun. Yeah. That's a boot scootin' boogie. Of course, there's, Do do. That one's pretty good. I do do. That's scootin' boogie. Of course, there's. Do do.

Oh, that one's pretty good. Oh, dude, dude. That's not diarrhea, though. That is the diarrhea. That's not from the commercials, that's just from a song. Well, there's only three from the commercial. Then there's the cause of diarrhea. Number four of the cause of diarrhea.

Isn't that from a commercial? Um, I think that's just my mom. Is it your mom? I don't know what that's from. Wait, I'm sorry. I thought all the diarrhea ones were from like a chain of commercials for the same thing. A lot of them are from Pepto-Bismal commercials,

but some of them I just like pulled off of like Instagram, like just like Ted talks about diarrhea. There's a Ted talk about diarrhea, hold up. Yeah, dude. Like this one. Daya, Ria. I think that was just like how to say diarrhea in English, okay? Not a 10 you're doing work behind the scenes And then what's this one Blake thinks about the podcast?

Okay, not used enough. I heard that I feel like you don't that one doesn't get a lot of love Yeah, but it's long it's long, but this one's pretty good either you have diarrhea or you don't, that one doesn't get a lot of love. Yeah, but it's long. It's long. But this one's pretty good. Either you have diarrhea or you don't. That was the Ted Talk. That was the Ted Talk. Yeah, so that's a Ted Talk. Yeah, let's just talk about how Ted Talks have gotten absolute. Like they're, they have no longer any weight to them.

You don't have to be smart. Yeah, it feels like at first, it was like, oh, they're teaching this a matter of thing. And now they're just like, hey, don't have too many beans. Or whatever the thing is, that makes you have diarrhea. Either you have diarrhea, or you don't. I have no idea.

Maybe I should watch this Ted talk. That's huge though. I remember people talking about them as if they were something to be seen. And I thought, well, when they first came out, they were kind of. Were they like this new thing where you could see like these like fucking

Professorial people just like it's the tiny desks of smart people. Oh boy Yeah, I think it was a way to be like oh, you know, I don't know anything about Whatever global warming or something. I don't know anything about it So I'm gonna watch this scientist talk about global warming for 15 minutes and feel and then I can lower that information over my dumb friends right? That's key key out of you know, and that was kind of the main reason, but then now they're just telling you stuff that you kind of already know about like diarrhea

Covered diarrhea. I know I talked to my dumb friends about diarrhea all the time and we all know We know all the information about diarrhea What is there dumb friends about diarrhea all the time and we all know all the information about diarrhea. What is there to know about diarrhea? I watched one about like sports that a kid who grew up on my block did that like went, that was a big one. Shout out David Epstein. He did.

Yeah, what about sports? It was just like the evolution of sports and like how things in sports have changed but athletes haven't really gotten that much faster, right? Like, really? Like, like just the rules change? Well, yeah, I'm like, what you're running on and like the shoes you have, like,

people used to run in like a dirt track, right? And then on the big like seven, oh, like 70 years ago. Right. Right. And now you're running on like super bouncy, like grippy track and you have spiked shoes and it's like, how much of the improvement has been the chain

has been like the evolution of training and how much is the technology. Same with swimming and sports technology. So if you put a, you're thinking if you, you're saying if you put like an athlete in the shoes and on the track, but they're from like 19 19 they're gonna fucking rock the same as an athlete from 2019. It's what it's It's possible Is that real bam?

Imagine Bo Jackson on turf talk imagine Bo Jackson on turf dude. I don't even want to do that Like people were lifting like people were lifting, like people were working out in the way we know how to work out now. I don't know if people in the like the 1800s were doing the types of workouts to get the amount of strength that you need. Flip in tires, too.

Right, but what he's saying is like the best of the best, like maybe like more people are in better shape and like the field is deeper or whatever, but like the best of the best aren't really that much faster than they were without these like advancements and science and stuff in technology around the sports. So if you put like a frontline battle warrior in the right outfits like into the cage,

it would, they would would they would they would fucking rock an MMA fight now. They're just as strong as MMA fighters. Well, yeah, but that also comes down to like techniques of you taught the technique to that person back then like they might be wrecking shop. Right. Exactly. Yeah. I feel like no, you can you have an old timey battle warrior like Kyle just said. Yeah, close your eyes. You see it couldn't go into the octagon bro because No, because they don't know all the the sweet Manoeuvers. Yeah, that's our saying but that that's just advancements in technology really not technology just the technique of Instead of learning just one is tech something one discipline

of instead of learning just something, one discipline, people learn multiple disciplines now. It's take money. Ders, put it in porno terms for us please. Please, please put it in. So we can understand. So we can understand. So how do I, how do I do this? The largest caulk in 1776.

Dix bin bin. They throw us our game better. Dude, it's an advancement. Medieval time big is just as good as today's big. No, I just agree. It's a dirtier dick. I disagree. Some people want that dirt.

Why is a medieval dick not clean? Because of just showers. Showers dragged in the mud. If you don't know the answer to that one, sorry, mom. Because of just showers and stuff like soap and stuff. Get the showers, kid. Dude, that's that black-plag dick, dude.

That shit is not good. Leopard's E-Penis, where the dick just comes off. Yeah, more hammer fuck. What? I feel that our Ted Talk would be, it would be definitely porno bass, right? I feel like Yeah, I

Pastin porno for sure thank you for coming Thank you for coming get it come. It's a lot of thank you for coming. Yes. Thank you for coming that M. I. N. G. Okay, we're gonna start there the come Blake loves that way too much. Dude, I'm hyped, dude. If we did a four-way TED Talk, that's what our tour is about to be. It's just a poor TED Talk. Come original. I did find the whole thing very annoying.

Like TED Talks just very like, all right. I know, I never clicked with them. I remember thinking a couple were fire. Like what? I can't really give a specific example, but. Yeah, you don't know fire. I keep liking like I thought it was cool. I know one.

I know one that that was fire like fucking Rodney Mullins who was like the skateboarder who invented the Ollie. I thought that was sick. Wow. And then he was like, I just kicked it up and then the board came up and I sort of levelled it out the other foot. And then I landed it. You're saying he invented the Ollie? Hey, I have another hour to talk

So let me say I'm and I'm getting the light No light yet Rodney got a Bring it out a little bit. Yeah, still still talks. Still talk. So Trust I think I thought it was cool though because it was like skateboarding in a TED talk. It was like, it was not supposed to be there. You know, it felt like. Yeah, we're back to tiny deaths.

I feel like, dude, that's the bad guy to do. Like you invented the Oli, like, okay. But don't you want to talk about like Tony Hawk? Like someone that like took the sport to the next level. No, you got to listen to Rodney Talk. He's really, really philosophical and very soft. I guess. I guess that's why I don't love it.

It's like the art of talking and I'm kind of like, who fucking needs to hear this? Yeah, Blake, you don't remember one Ted talk. Blake likes the idea. He likes that it was popular on the internet. I think it was like a soldier or something and he was like, don't do that. Don't do that. Yeah, on the internet. I think it was like a soldier or something, and he was like, don't do that. Don't do that.

Yeah, what the look? Dude, I can do it if I want to. I think it was a soldier. Get your ass kind of like talking about it. That's even more disrespectful. Dude, it was, it was a damn soldier. I remember every soldier. Okay, so you think it was kind of a soldier,

or it was a soldier? What is that? It was a no limit soldier. It was master P, dude. It was crazy. What's I was a soldier or it was a soldier. What is that? It was a no limit soldier. It was Master P dude. It was crazy. What's I was a soldier on? He's talking about rap snacks. Yeah, it was a rap snacks TED talk and it was really informative.

Master P talking about like coming from next. So there's exceptions to every rule. Yeah. There's a line again. There's a line. There's a board. Hi, Gilly. I would watch a Master P TED talk.

That would be insanely cool. Come on. Wait master p would do a master class I'm waiting for it and I want to hear your point. Oh, that's the next Ted talk That's when they're like, you know what? We're gonna fucking start charging for the shit We're gonna do the master classes. That was that's the next iteration Yeah, but the master classes are based on like a skill set They're not like hypothetical bullshit that someone's like makes sense, doesn't it? And have you guys ever taken a master class? Yeah, what are those? Wait, these are for a dirty coin

Go ahead. What are the master classes? Oh? It's like you're taking a literal class on directing or comedy or cooking But it was on the internet, right? You could buy it. Yeah, still is. You could still do it. You could buy it and people will give it to you as a gift. So if you want to learn how to cook, like... Bobby Flay. Check out fucking Salt Bay. Martha Stewart or someone would teach you how to cook

and teach you the basics. I took one with... I was interested in Steve Martin's just to hear like his masterclass on comedy. And I save your money. So how many, when you say you took a class at him, is this like, save your money, dude? Like you can easily figure it out without spending the $200 or whatever the masterclass

got. So how many classes is it? Yeah. It was the most basic, like, what is funny to you? It's definitely to teach people that I have no sense of humor, like how to be slightly funny. But if you were 12, or like, if you were, this is for 12 year olds?

I don't think it's for 12 year olds. Well, no, I'm just saying, like, if you're 18, sure, but if you're 18 and you're getting into comedy, would you value it? I remember you liked his book a lot. I liked his book because I liked here in his story. I used to think. I used to tell him you liked the part that where he was like I used to wear black face Really leading into that

When you wrote that on a piece of paper and you slid it to me. No, he didn't do that He did he did he did Yeah, as a child his dad and he had like a actor. He would put black. Oh, I do I don't remember that part in the book the freaking Yeah, was it was it funny when the jerk didn't he grow up a poor black child and then he died his hair white out of solidarity He was Isn't really Now I'm ready for your Ted talk on this information. Yeah, I let you lead that would be pretty cool Maybe he did I think you did I feel like I feel like when I read the book

He said he did that. I don't know maybe I never read that book. I don't remember that I read that book twice and I don't remember that Adam's Adam's like yeah, old hat. I know who didn't Yeah, who didn't back in the day? Next page me. I didn't even mark exactly Steve Martin, but did he? He had like albums too, right? Like, yes, right. Are there, like Steve Martin records? Yeah. Yeah.

He was the first person like sell out stadiums doing comments. Yes, fucking cool. Yeah. I got to look him up. I love one Blake. I love one Blake pretends not to know information. So why did he stop doing comedy? Did he stop?

He became a movie star and was busy. But he'd never went back to the stage to do stand up, right? Like he's doing it now with Martin Shaw. But that's a two-man show. I mean, I'm talking just stand up, you know? He like, he gave that up, right? No, he said he started to not like it, where it got too big for him. He missed like the clubs and that keeping a smaller but like he was selling too many tickets. I get that. The small audience, you could do blackface, no one knows. I don't know if I did. I did not. What a fucking cool thing to say by the way, nice, too big. I'm fucking just gonna. Hey, while we're here talking about who I think it is a comedy

god, I think Steve Martin's fantastic. Can we just address? Yes. Paul Rubens, Pee Wee Herman has passed. Dude, dude, we just talked about him Rubens? Pee Weherman has passed. Dude, dude, we just talk about him on the podcast. I don't really remember. We talk about it every time we talk about Blow, but like, maybe that's about it. Sure. Yeah, probably a lot because it's the best movie. Right.

Right. Derek for real. Best. Should you rank from what I gathered, we mentioned him in speaking about mystery men. So, you know, his kind of his open. Oh, we did. We did. We just did.

We just mentioned it. Yeah. Yeah. We didn't mention the Angus Cloud guy, though. We did not mention him, did we? Mm-mm. No. No.

And we'll give him his time. Yeah. That wasn't, that wasn't, that one was not on us. Paul Rubens, dude, man. Rest in peace, Peewe Rubens dude man rest in peace. Pee we dude rest in peace. I was actually really like um surprise and stoked to see how many people like were were like shouting out Pee we herman like Paul ruins like I know me too. I just talked to Chloe about that. I was like it's cool that he's getting such it's it's actually a little bit of a bummer that I

feel like he didn't get his true moment Before he passed away. I mean, that's how it always is. Yeah, but it's like you we want to give people flowers while they're still alive But then we give them flowers and they immediately dies. We can't do it. Yeah, we can't do it We no longer can do it But the world I think can well this is what I was thinking to what to what you're saying Adam I was thinking of the day like That the yesterday or whatever it was. He's one of those people or artists or whatever that everybody feels like was theirs.

You know what I'm saying? Like, it was like their secret, like, no, no, no, no, like, I'm really into this guy. Like, and that's very hard to do. There's not many people who connect on that level. And some people are huge stars that like, you know, you're Michael Jackson, you're Bruce Springsteen, you're Jay-Z's,

who like they reach a bunch of people, but he was somebody who people were like, no, no, no, this dude's mine. Like, I love him. Like, he connected to me, which is, I don't know, more valuable to me as an artist than like reach, you know, in a broad reach. Durr says he's an artist.

That's the type. I was just surprised at like, how creative you're an artist, buddy. They like cited him as like the reason that they felt comfortable being weird and having imagination and all that stuff. Like I don't, I just didn't realize how many people were influenced by him as just like somebody who was the crux of their, their young imagination. Right. Right. Right. Especially P.V. Herman was such a

a zike especially for people our age. I feel like people like Chloe is eight years younger than me and she doesn't really know P.V. Herman. Right. Like she knows that it's a thing but it didn't resonate with her in the same way. What was that show when we were growing up? She was like, I remember watching it and it was kind of scary. And I'm like, yeah, that's why it was tight. Peewee's big adventure scary. I remember kind of feeling that too.

I remember feeling that it was a little bit like, like, whoa, Peewee's big adventure is scary. But that's what was cool about it. Because of March, March is one of the scariest shots as a child, the claymation one. Yeah. Peewee was, there was always something a little uneasy about him. That's what was cool. That was kind of what was cool about a lot of stuff

in our childhood in the 90s. Is that like, stuff was kind of creepy. Like it had that little. Yeah, well that had the Tim Burton flair on it. That was like, you know, macabre, if you will. It's got this fucking kind of like gun. Bro, who's thinking of artist?

You know, Gothic, I guess is a better term. It says like, this Gothic vibe. Dungae. You know how we make movies now that are for kids that have like jokes for adults? You know, like that's the whole thing. They used to make movies for adults that kids could watch, right? So there's a bunch of things in that movie. Dungae! That's a movie for grownups, right? So there's a bunch of things in that movie.

That's a movie for grownups, right? Like, but it's got that weird length. Yeah, I think it is. Like, I think is a movie for grownups, yeah. It's a movie for adults, but like kids watch it because you're like, whoa, like dinosaurs and like it's not a kid losing his bicycle, but it's an adult.

And it's a kid you watch it and you're like, what the fuck is he a kid or is he a grownup? Is Francis a child? Right, super weird ass Francis, dude. I gotta reload. It is cool. I'm like, I wonder if a movie like that would ever get made nowadays.

Because it was a character from the groundlings, which the groundlings is in improv school here in California on Melrose. So it was made in LA. Or in LA. Even in its genesis, it was for adults. It was a fucked up kid show for adults. Yes. Originally a groundlings character and then an HBO special, I believe, before it was a big adventure. Yeah, I think so. And then it became, it like gained some popularity and then they made

this insane movie. And I don't know, I don't see that trajectory for a movie for like a weird character piece nowadays. No, right, right. Yulgaba, gaba. And by the way, it's so funny and it's so perfectly cast and like every character in that movie is amazing. And then he's at the center of it, like still a little bit above everybody else, right?

And then the fucking TV show where it's like, all right, so kids love this fucking wacky movie. Now I'm like, now I'm gonna switch gears and do like a very wholesome version of what that movie was for kids. With even crazier, cooler characters. Like, John B, the guy who died like last year maybe, maybe two years ago it was,

like Mecca like a high-mix, a high-neigh-ho. Yeah. Quotes from the cartoon. The cartoon, Peewee's Playhouse. I mean two years ago it was like megalica hi megalhineo. Yeah, I'm from The culture and Peewee's playhouse and from Peewee's big adventure are crazy I know you are a lot of why I know you are the age Epic I mean I feel like I still use that one. I quote it almost weekly probably in some way good It's good. It's a good comeback.

Dude, from the movie, Big Top, Big Top Peewee, right? That's the name of the movie. But is Big Adventure a different one? I guess I'm kind of like confused a little bit. That was the first one, right? Big Adventure. Wait, there were two? Big Adventure's the first. Oh, I think I've only seen the second one.

What? You've never seen Peewee's Big Adventure. Big Adventure is the bike in the Alamo, right? That's the mission. Yes. And Francis stole it, maybe, but he didn't. Yeah, it's in the basement of the Alamo. I don't know if I saw that.

Yeah, that's a road movie. It's beautiful. Bro, Blake, you're coming over tonight. No, I have a housewarming gift to give you too. So we'll just watch this movie at some point. Okay, in the next vlog. Yeah. Which one has, cause there's this very specific scene

that fucked me up forever. When his girlfriend, she's like, I made you your favorite food and he's like, she can go to a blue world forever. And it ends up being the egg salad sandwich and it's like dropping on his face and I never ate egg salad sandwiches specifically because I was so disgusted by the way

Pee we reacted to the sandwich. Right. Is that big top? Yes, big top. Is that Penelope and Miller? Is that her name in that movie? No, I just remember I'd never ate egg salad sandwiches. Now I like them, but it took me about 25 years before I took my first bite off the strength of Pee.

What about, do you remember the shot in big adventure where he pulls the chain out of his bike case and it just keeps going and to lock his bike up right before it gets stolen and you could see the chain coming out of the bottom of it, like the never ending chain. I was wondered if Tim Burton was like, yeah, just fucking leave it, that's kind of funny. Damn. Probably left it, but they've cropped it out

in other versions that I've watched. Wow. Oh, really? Oh, so they've hidden it. So maybe it wasn't mistaken. I've seen it cropped out they've cropped it out in other versions that I've watched. Wow. Oh, really? Oh, so they've hidden it. So maybe it wasn't mistaken. I've seen it cropped out, and I've seen it still in there before. Which one does he do the tequila dance, the fernant? That's big adventure.

Yeah, that's big adventure. You've seen big adventure. Okay, then I've seen that. I've seen that. Without a thing, there's no way I haven't, right? But big top, Peewee is wacky. It's definitely not as inventive. It doesn't have Tim Burton directing it

No shots fired at the other director, but like it doesn't have that kind of like macabre sauce Whatever you know, the gothic macabre sauce the macabre goth I just want to say that I had a fucking crazy moment at Michael Ivano's Fortieth birthday when we went out to the desert and stayed at that like, it's like a trailer park, but like, you know, Kitchie, fun, whatever. Glam, what is that place called? Cause I was there too and then we missed each other by a day cause it was a weekend thing.

I could only do Friday and you could only do Saturday. I don't know, out in Joshua Tree, it's a trailer park, very like Instagramable and every trailer's like a different theme. And they have one of the trailers from big top peewee I don't know who was staying in it, but I was like can I please like just go in your trailer and like scope it out J.O. So quick and J.O.

Very fast which and we'll get to that I was the Wi-Fi password for this trailer He was the first guy to really publicly J.O. And now we make a podcast where we're like, we're a view jacked off. Dude, that's what happened. Wait, we're burying the lead. That's what happened. It's very Instagramable.

They tried to derail our boy's career off just a little J.O. Sash, man. And I'm not having it, man. I'm not having it. Oh, that's fucked up. Yeah, no, it's not right. That was. Yes, not right.

And then he went out and hosted the MTV awards and was like, hurting a good joke, Larry. Yeah, no, it's not right. That was. Yes, not right. And then he went out and hosted the MTV awards and was like, hurting a good joke. Literally. Yeah, dude. The best dude. He had to really claw his way back for some shit that I think is like it's okay to do now, right? Like that's for I kind of think so. Like if you're I mean, you can go for it. Blake go for it. I think he was arrested and that's probably why this is my Ted talk. But why is it? It was a porno theater? It was in a porno theater Yeah, it is weird. It is weird because he got arrested for drinking off in a porno theater Yeah, but isn't that what a porno theaters are for exactly exactly like that to me

I'm like I thought everyone was jerky off to these porno theaters, but that feels like the exact right for us Wasn't at the Barbie movie come on Boy was putting in work wears work was meant to be done I mean pre-internet porn. By the way, have you guys seen the Oppenheimer or Barbie yet? The barbenheimer? I have in But are we closing the book on PW? I still do I move on. Oh sure to make sure we gave our shout out was I had one other thing on the PW I was just wondering if you guys watch the the newest P we incarnations because there was a few like that came out in the last like

Maybe five years or something wasn't it? No, there was one and it came out on Netflix, right? Yeah Yeah, yeah, it was a Netflix joint. It was just one. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I think so Sorry, there was it. No, there was a live stage show that came out and then there was also a movie about like Christmas or something. I got to check it out, man, I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. Yeah, it's kind of funny. Yeah, it's pretty fun.

Actually, you should check it out. I bet, I bet. Oh, great, cool. Good rec. Thanks for the rec. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn. Self-rechn.

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You guys have not seen Barbie or Oppenheimer, you guys are on big movie fans. I'm a strike man. I haven't been able to break away from what I heard about Barbie. It shits on man, I refuse to see it. It's pretty funny. I heard it's good. I want to see it back. I actually really liked it. Me and my buddy Zach. I wish I was pizza. Yeah on Instagram. We went and talked It was super fun. Yeah, I'm trying to go but I actually have heard like a lot of like the showings are sold out like people are Going to the movies right now. It was crazy. It was to Tuesday. It's you know last night. It was a Tuesday night and it was Yeah, dude, it's kind of a bummer that everything is on strike and shit because it feels like there's like good momentum in the movie theaters But I know feels like in the movie theaters, but

In the butt in the butt. You think there's good movement in the movie theaters, but that's what you just said I'm sorry, dude. How do you know that? I know about the movie theaters, but though and what even is a movie theaters butt to you? Dude come on don't jump down my throat on this one man. Please jump up his butt the movie theaters I Do want to see it but I went and saw the and I do have a take-back for later. I saw the new mission impossible and oh Okay, you didn't like the new mission impossible and stuff. Oh, okay. You didn't like the new mission impossible? I thought it was fun, dude.

Okay, let's go. There we go. I just watched all the mission impossible movies and then went to see that. So I think I was fully primed to love it. Yeah. It's the worst one of the last two or three though, right? There he goes.

It's the tiny desk of mission impossible. I had an album. No, I really enjoyed it. I thought it was super fun. I'm ready. I'm ready for the next one. It seemed cheaper and kind of like not as polished as the last couple.

When you say cheap, what do you mean? It just didn't seem as as as grand. Yeah, it didn't seem as grand. It didn't seem as like polished. Just like it didn't seem as well-made. It seemed kind of like plain and very confusing. Like screenplay a little vanilla. So a lot of like, let me take these four minutes

to like explain what's going on for the audience. And then you're just like, loose, but how? We can't bake this into a set piece or something. Oh, yeah. Was it filmed during COVID though? Was it filmed during COVID?? Was it filmed during COVID? Was that a COVID masterpiece?

Yeah. Because sometimes I've noticed that some of those movies that are like super huge scale that they filmed during COVID, there's like, you had to cut some corners in it. I don't know. There's like, like the newest amp man sort of. Yeah, that could be. I'll still see the next, because it's to be continued, but like, it was really, I was the whole time I was like, oh yeah, this isn't great. This is, you didn't know that, come?

No, it's a two-partner. Yeah, it's a two-partner. Oh, I didn't know that. That's interesting. That's an interesting thing. I was wrong about those guys saying it's basically just fast and furious. That one was very dumb. It seemed like the dumbest one so far.

Are you kidding some bucks? So you're saying it is kind of like fast and furious. This latest one, yes, although, it still has Tom Cruise, but it didn't give Tom Cruise a scene to be like, great, yeah, he's grounded this in a way where I'm on board with this guy. And he's trying to save this woman

that he just met as if she matters more than, it's weird. He's in love. Is he in love? Is Ethan in love? It's weird if he is in love. Is Ethan in love? Dude, every movie, there's something insane like that where he's like, he can't let one person die

to save a billion, he has to. Yeah, but this movie has like a past love or like someone from the past and then he's like there's two now. Oh player alert Sounds like it has like a player and you know I hate players damn Beacon a good movie we know he hates players. Yeah, I'd be a player Well, Oppenheimer was fantastic. Barbie was really awesome. They're both. Yeah, did you do the double feature? Adam? No, I did a week a part. Did you wear all pink? I saw a mission possible three weeks ago, Oppenheimer last week, and then Barbie this week. You did it. Good for you, Bob. Barbonheimer. I like that. Mission, Barbonheimer. What was your snack game? Yeah snack game is popcorn and junior mince

bobo baby Hey, are you throwing the mince? Are you throwing the mince in the popcorn? I am throwing the mince Ew, fuck yes you are dog. That's what I talk about. Sorry, do not fuck with junior mince. Did you poke your dick through the box? Oh, Diner! Get your pee we on. No, because I've done that before the salt gets in the tip Put your dick through the popcorn Don't act like we all haven't put our dick through the popcorn you do you guys said just say about it Did you put your dick through the popcorn? Did you put it? Yeah, and through the bottom? Yeah, obviously?

I knew it was gonna be that kind of party. I huh. Digging the mask potato. Obviously I did. I'm watching it with my buddy and my wife. So trying to get a handle. It's a real grad bag. Either you want pop. Or you don't. What do we feel is on the Mount Rushmore of movie theater snacks? Dude, Reese's Pieces.

Bunch of Crunch. Bunch of Crunch. When they were out, that was the move. Not a bunch of crunch. Not Reese's pieces bunch of crunch bunch of crunch when they were out that was the move not not not me that's my truth I'm living it is that it's not that it's not that because you're forgetting about something you're forgetting about a little we have cookie dough bites all right

no okay so your mouth rush more of sex are there and it's in discontinued because no one love actually going I'm going to stop it really like what are these things you speak of I like to get a crystal pep Some cookie dough In Dude that's my shit That makes sense from you, Blake. I could see that.

No, I've no fuck that cookie dough bites are gross, Kyle. You're wrong. I know. I actually kind of remember they taste a little bit like fucking machines or something. Yeah, they were just machines. Well said. I feel like I'm going to say Adam, can we get away from this

insanity? What's yours, then? Well, my go to is I love junior men. Yeah, we know we know I know that that say I know that that say a lot choice. Yeah, it's a good choice, but I like them. I really I really enjoyed junior men's and I like to put them in popcorn. They got common. They do their field of cum they are. Yeah, he knows I don't know minty cum and I love it. Also with the

Junior Minnes quump together is the most fucked up shit you'll ever have in your life. Like in our country. That's like a big old glob of clump and what I do, what I have fun thing that I do is I like to cover my I like to cover my face in it and then and then walk out of the theater like nothing happened Junior Wow, what movie did he you must have saw barbie hymer? He got the P. We special boys Blast in the Oppenheimer explosion We all blasted in the Oppenheimer explosion

Okay mushroom cloud from a mushroom head. I feel like I feel like he's a fucking hot dog or a pretzel guy Yeah, you fucking pulls up at the pretzels and hot dogs. We used to work at a movie theater. We we don't like you guys Haven't said anything yet, and I think what I'm gonna say is gonna theater. We don't like you guys. I haven't said anything yet. And I think what I'm gonna say is gonna make it. We don't like you guys. I don't think this is gonna make anybody angry, but it's not gonna make anybody happy. All right.

Story of your life. No, that's how mine was. I mean, I feel like you guys were angry at me for Junior Mint. I'm like, it's just a snack. No, no, no, no, no. Those are just disgusting. I'm not angry for the record.

Those are gross, dude. But like, you're eating breath mint. Do you like Yorkshire peppermint patties or whatever the whole pro? Yes, I love peppermint patties. I love it. I love it. Do you eat toothpaste?

I'm like, what is your deal? Oh my God, who gives a shit? It's mint. What's your major malfunction? I don't eat toothpaste. I also like thin mints. Thin mints? What are those?

Oh, the cookies. The cookies. You're talking on days. What about on days? Those are fire. Thin mints. What are those? Oh, the cookies. The cookies. You're talking on days. What about on days? Those are fire. I like those too. How are we saying on days? The pillow mints?

The pillow mints? What do you, Andy? Andy's. Yeah, they have little mountains there because they're the Andy's. Yeah, they're Andy's for sure. Yeah, Blake, you are so dumb. Well, we say Mount Diablo.

Dude, it's another thing like zebra and Diablo Oh, you guys don't have to say words. It's a It's the hard on but yeah, it's really no that would be a N. D. Why Thank you Apostrophe yes, wow this is on days It's the Andy's mountain. What are they Andy's mountains? You're just making a mountain range? Just, bro, not on my watch. It's on the wrapper.

No, I know, but kids, I know. But one of them is wrong. Just because someone's on the wrapper doesn't mean it's real. That's a real mountain range. Where is it? What is happening? No, it's real, like, it's real. Chill out.

It's real. It's real, like, chill, chill. I must stop you. I've never heard of the Andy's. But I'm still very confused because I thought it was on days So this is like really fucking me on days mountains know I thought it was on days in South Africa South Africa. Oh sorry South America South America. Yeah. Oh my Joe. What is crack? Or dead talk bitch. Sorry. sorry, sorry. This is the thing, this is Table Mountain.

Hey, what happened? The Anis are in South America. It's South America. Like down the Patagonia. Running along South America's western side. Oh boy, you're real. Venezuela, give me Patagonia. No, okay.

One of the longest mountain ranges. Yeah. How have I never heard of these mountains? You are so dumb. What the hell? Blake, you have. It's the same thing as like, you didn't know that you saw a peewee's big adventure. Like just information goes in and it goes

right out. I have CTE from fucking buzzballs. Oh my god. Alright guys, I'm just gonna drop my oh yeah, favorite theater. Okay, go for it. Nothing. What the fuck are you talking about? Stop it, dirt. Hot take. God damn it. I don't like eating during movies. I hate, I can't even bring anything. I hate listening to other people eating during movies. I hate making the noise.

I don't know, God. I don't, and then your fingers, you're like, stop it. Do you have a drink? No, because then you got to go to the bathroom, maybe. Wait, what? You're doing it just like raw? You're just sitting down and watching without anything going into your mouth? You're a creep.

I know what you're thinking. What am I taking my dick through? Yeah. And it actually prevents me from doing it. That's why I don't think I'm sorry. Otherwise, I'm like sticking my dick through the bottom of the milk tub. You lose! You know? I got my dick in a nice he do. What do you think I'm gonna say?

I dove bar. I get like the box. No, yeah, you were definitely your first shirt at dove bar. I got hogging dots. I like a glass of wine and a dove bar. Yeah, I could see you getting like an ice cream or something, but so for real bonds, shout out to Rob. For real bonds.

100% of the time you get nothing. I'm 98% to 99% of my movie going life. I've got damn dude. That's a big percentage. And I know you're playing it cool right now. Like this was an adult decision, but we damn well know this spawns from your childhood. Your parents were like, fuck no, you're not getting shit.

My parents never took me to movies. We've been over this. I went to a one movie with my dad. And he was like, that was horrible. And and I was like I like. What was it? What was it? Remember hook? Oh yeah, I was hooked. He was hooked. He was like you didn't like that. That's a good ass movie. I know. That's a classic. It does not hold up. Yes, it does. What? No, I watched it the other day and my dad was right. Dude, I can't let you. You don not a, you don't like Robin Williams.

So I could. That's true. Yeah. We're off the hook. Robin hook. Rob me a two hours. I don't know that I've ever seen a movie in the theater without getting popcorn. Without popcorn.

Without getting popcorn. I don't know that I've ever done that. I hate the like, and then it's on your hands and you're like, ah, do you have a napkin? Well, I have been going to the theater a lot lately and I do get the snacks every time and admittedly yesterday I was like, Jesus Christ. I have to eat 3,000 calories of popcorn and junior men's right now. What are you getting? Are you getting a large? Are you getting a large every time? We're getting a large, and I'm splitting it.

But then I always, I just can't help myself. I keep snacking. Yeah, I know. And especially during like Oppenheimer, it's like three hours long and you keep snacking and you look, you know what I'll say? I'll say this. In my past, what I do remember getting back in the day Okay, here we go. Was butter finger bites. There we go. Oh, very good

They were like the little butter fingers, but then you sit there for the rest of the movie with the butter finger Just like caked in your teeth and you're like Well, that's why you got to get a water. I always get a water. I was gonna aquafina Or like something for a dissonny or something or some sort of dissonnie, you know Yeah, Dessani that ain't doing the trick or some water. They always have one of those ones I don't get sodas though. Dessani tastes like machines dude It does I used to like that so that aluminum mate I like it. Dessani is my favorite water and they just had a stove and come out that all these waters have forever chemicals.

All the waters that you like. And Dessani is one of the best waters for you and does not have the forever chemicals. Really? But that's why it tastes like shit. That's why, oh, the forever, oh, it doesn't have all those good plastic. Like once that flavor.

I love the taste. To me, it tastes like water, and it all tastes the exact same. And anyone that is convinced that any water tastes different is a fucking idiot. And they're just, they're convinced. They are, they're different. They're just,

have you ever had the strength? No, they're different. They're different. If you've ever had that, no. If you drink Evian, Evian taste, I'm not saying I like Evian more than other ones,

but Evian tastes different. What's the, Nah, you've been marketed. You've been marketed. You know what else tastes different? You know what else tastes different? I had it been marketed. Fucking aquapana, aquapana from Italy,

that should taste hallow different. Hell a different. No, dude, what's, I actually can't be marketed. What's the one in the tube with the silver top, like, horse water. Voss, baby, get some Voss. I went to Voss, we'll get the, I guarantee you guys, I guarantee you, if we had metal plastic

cups or whatever type of cups, metal plastic cups, did you just say, sorry, like a metal cup or a plastic cup, whatever type of cup, science. We do a taste test. You guys would absolutely not be able to tell any difference of any water. Bullshit. I would. Can we drink out of a glass, please?

Does it have to be something that you can taste the plastic and the metal? Whatever type of thing you want to drink out of glass. Let's drink out a cardboard. A clay bowl. A clay bowl. Like plastic cups and metal cups definitely flavor the water a little bit.

Does it? No, I don't. That's why boss is so good. Adam wants to drink out of an old, you skillet. What the fuck? You wanna eat out of one of those old, like, my and ladies bowls where they just, like, grind the jalapenos now?

Yeah, a clay bowl. I've already said a clay bowl. Yeah, well, I want the Teflon flakes. Okay, so whatever glass that you guys want to drink out of, just glass. Yeah, and to me, that would taste like glass, dude. Gross, I'm not trying to drink glass, dude. I actually really like this experiment.

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You want to know what the best water is? Hands down. That shit's important. What's it called? Propel. The water dude. The gatorade water. The gatorade I used to drink that shit like wildness. And I know it's discontinued, but gatorade is back for that.

It's back. Prop-hmm propel is back Why is Mindy Kaling's peddling that shit on Instagram? Oh my god Never liked propel. Why do you like propel propel doesn't have enough flavor in it the lemon propel used to go Down at the crib. Oh my god. I don't think it has enough flavor though. I think it's just what exactly exactly Well, wait, so it's not just water. You're saying flavored waters. And flavored waters do taste like things. It's sugar.

This is like sugar water. Flavor waters do taste like things. It's total sugar water. No, dude, what do you mean? It's enhanced, it's enhanced water. But don't call me dirt. No, dude, propel is water. There's water in it.

Yeah, everything that's like liquid has a water base, right? I mean, just to be clear. Yeah, that's kind of nervous. I'll give you something. I'll give you a shot of something done. What? Come. Yeah, some junior men.

That is also water based. Is that junior men? But that is water based. That is water based. I think that still has water in it I'll shoot a load of junior man all over your face. I think come has water in it Why would come not have water in it? I don't know come for sure has water It has to know It doesn't have water is it does have water your body is hell of water

We're like 78% water is my ass from it's like 80% water and when you just What is come 80% water water? Come is what is come? Baby don't squirt me I This is our Ted talk we find the back around yes What is come in 1880 there was more water in come in the 1980s. I'm going to the Ozarks. You are?

What's up Adam? What are you saying? Yeah, I'm going to the Ozarks too. Speaking of come. Yeah. Okay, Shady Gator, where can we see you? You doing some stand-up or just visiting the folks? What's going on?

Just visiting the folks. Going to stand-up. Not seeing the family. Yeah, I'm not going to see family. I'm just doing stand up. That would be cool. Damn. No, I'm gonna go visit the family in the Ozarks. It's gonna be a real throw down.

Nice. Is it gonna be some jet skiing or what? Oh yeah, jet skiing, the whole thing. Jellies, jealous. Yes. Super jealous. We'll see, my hip and back have been real painful lately. So we'll see how much jet skiingki and I'm able to do.

Nothing like a jetski to just rattle that thing into a worse position. Yeah, that seems... We'll see, maybe it'll rattle it back into place. I don't know, I'm trying to rattle something. Something needs to get rattled. Yeah, that'd be kind of cool. If you fixed your body via Jetski, your legend bait.

Your legend. That would be a cool like chiropractor But I mean this is the doctor bro's arts. Let me see you get on a jet ski. Yeah, I'll shake it loose Yeah, you know doctor. That's what doctor pros are prescribes is just a hearty jet ski ride that makes sense to me bro All you need is two younger shots and a five minutes on a jet ski dude Kawasaki oh my god wait so Adam when you go there do you do the crazy travel route that like we did where it's like you fly into St. Louis and then are you town carrying it well we did Kansas City yeah Kansas City Kansas City. Yeah, Kansas City. Kansas City. Kansas City. Thank you. By either way, Missouri, which is fucking weird, but Missouri, right? Not that we don't. But Kansas City. Kansas City. Our cams off. Yeah.

What's going on? Okay. Slide to Kansas City. I do. I do. It's it isn't saying. And then you you're taking a town car the whole way or what no usually my dad will come get us or I'll rent a I've rented a rental car a handful of times, but I heard about that. Yeah. That's right. The saga. That's right. That shit's important. Yeah. Yeah. Ready. This time we're actually going to fly into Springfield, Missouri, which is only an hour and a half away. Instead of the three hours. Right. I remember almost doing that. Yeah. There's a Springfield in Illinois too, right? What's up with that? That's right. That's away instead of the three hours. Right. I remember almost doing that. Yeah.

There's a Springfield in Illinois too, right? What's up with that? That's right. That's right, Kyle. Yeah. I think there's a Springfield everywhere. That's why the Simpsons are in Springfield. Oh.

Because there's one in every state though. I probably want to count some of those. I'm so many of those. Dursed. Do you remember on that drive? You fucking almost killed us. Do you remember when you passed that car? Remember when we were driving in from Kansas City, Missouri?

And you were like, I'm gonna pass this car and it got a little bit too tight there at the end, but you pulled it out like a fucking fast and furious Vendicell move, bro. Freaking sia. I think I was fine with it, but yeah, maybe you were being a bitch. Well, being a passenger in that moment is always fucking scary, dude.

But that was really, really freaky. It was close. My life is in your hands, dude. I get it. But I will admit that it didn't have the torque that I was hoping, because I was driving a Tahoe, which I think is a V8, and I was like, all right, but I'm used to driving something that's turbocharged. I'm not talking about something that's turbocharged.

I'm not talking about my day to the popcorn. Okay, that's true. It is, you're not used to driving a fast car and then you go to drive a car that doesn't have the juice to get you there. It is terrifying. We'll get up and go. Yeah, that was the situation. We both thought it was easy.

We were trying to get there, man. Yeah, I know. I was like, go, go for it. And then it just became scary at the end because it didn't have enough little torque. I remember this was for my bachelor party that all the guys came out and it was super fun. But I remember the day that you guys got in like it's supposed to take three hours and it took the group like five and a half hour because you kept stopping places like I was like falling being like, Hey, you guys almost

here and they're like few more hours. We stopped in a barbecue. Right. All right. It wasn't even cool like that. I was like taco, john's, it was like fast food. Yeah. It was like, yeah, and then you stopped at like gas station like we had to stop at a come and go.

Yeah. Oh, all right. Okay. Got the shirt. We got the shirt. Yeah. Wasn't there a place called like Big Dix or something? We all took like a picture with our pants off in front of it.

We'll post it. Yeah, Big Dix halfway in, which was a bar. Yeah, it's like we're halfway across the lake or something like that. We got to get a picture, dude. We got to feed the thread. Yeah, Kyle, it was me, you, Lovanos, and anybody. It was just the three of us. It was just three of us. It was just the three of us.

And we hadn't seen each other in forever. No, we were, we were growing down. We were hanging out. It was like COVID. And that was like, that was like, today we died together. Yeah. Oh yeah, no. It was super COVID times.

That was the coolest part about the trip, is we're like- And then we go there and for sure we were like, everyone was like, oh, we're for sure getting COVID, because we were at all these like, out like these like party pools and like just talking to people like face to face. Oh, yeah, I thought I was guaranteed. And then I guess we proved right then that COVID was a lie. That was when the proof occurred. Because God has got COVID. So I think we just figured it out. And this is my TED talk.

I mean, Fauci proved it. That's going gonna be your drop at the beginning of that episode. Yeah, I guess we figured it out that it wasn't real bam. Yeah. Oh, bam. I remember I had to go to a family thing right after. So I was just everywhere we were in public. I'm like, just just back away. And people come and be like, yo, what's up? And I'd be like, uh, dodging.

This month, this month, this month. Yeah, but luckily none of us, none of us got COVID. It was, it was, it was honestly, I was so hungover on that by, I was, I had a three day hangover, which has never happened before since. And then on that third day, I was like, I have COVID. There's no way that this is still a hangover. Right, right, right. And I took tests and this is the way. Actually, I didn't have COVID. That was just a three day hangover. I'm still going to send it. That was, that was a big party. It's a blast. That was a big party. It was a lot of consumption. Adam, don't worry, you'll get it this time. Yeah. That's just work. Yeah, just keeps rowing. And then when we got out, when we

talked about Missouri and we talked, or the Ozarks. Everyone was like, how about all those snakes in the lake? And I was like, oh, don't know what you're talking about. If I had known their snakes in that lake, I'd be like, I'm chilling. Well, you know, there's snakes in any lake and I've never seen a snake in the lake and I've been there dozens of time.

And my dad is like, no, there's not a ton of snakes. So I don't know what people were talking about, maybe in certain areas. Multiple people talked about the snakes. Maybe it's around one band. I mean, the Ozarks are humongous. Let's keep it real. Those snakes are scared of us, right? You jump in the water, they're fucking running, right? Yeah. I mean, they're like, they're, uh, you think snakes can run. They're fucking gliding, bro. They're fucking gliding, bro. I'm a dumbass. There's snakes in any fresh water body of body of water. So any time that you're in a river or a lake

There are snakes and stuff. You think they're snakes. Yeah, without a nut when not one on there did stop it. Oh really? It's crazy that we're talking about snakes. It's scared a more of dirt. I don't want to hear that. It's crazy We're talking about snakes when it was just shark week, though. And I feel like our very first episode we ever did of this podcast was hot off of the shark week. Did you guys tune in or what? Did you watch shark week? No, I didn't. I didn't know what the hell. I thought we were shark boys. I did not. Only because it shouldn't have been Jason Momoa. It should have been us. So I was disappointed at the brought us back at a feels from my corporate

overlord David Sazlov and discovered it was kind of sick though. Did you see they did that like a whale carcass decoy? And our boy was tight. Austin was like dust and dust and dust and dust and yes, he was like in the belly of the whale while the sharks were like eating it and shit. Yeah, that was pretty cool.

That was very tight. What the fuck are you talking about? They built this like fake dead whale fake dead whale because like this like if a whale just you know dies in the ocean It feeds like a lot of animals. They just come in and like they get all hot and like they like explode and shit and like Blood and guts go everywhere. It's fucking wild. So they tried to like Re-create it gobble gobble. It's fucking wild. So they tried to like recreate it. Gobble, gobble. Yeah.

Cool. But who knows? I know after we did the shark week, we kind of found out that they like sometimes they CGI sharks and then shit. It's a little old. Yeah. Oh.

What? Are you the same man? I was not that insane. I didn't say GI any sharks. CGI sharks? No, they didn't. Yes, they did, dude. Yes, they didn't yes, they did dude. Yes in hours Yes, they did because we when we went to that big hole

Remember when we went like super far deep down we were like a hundred feet down. They had us go like I did you didn't I didn't and I definitely didn't go at all Adam we went Adam you didn't go a hundred feet down. Yes, we did no They said we were supposed to go 40 feet down and I kept going and then I looked back and everyone was mad at me that I went down too far No, we were all down in that hole. What the fuck? I know we were down in the hole But you did not go a hundred feet out this now Hundred feet shorter than you think but first of all Whatever we went down to we were all down there in that home.

What did you see, man? You were not further down than I was. I was, I was because I turned around and looked back and everyone was mad at me that I went too far because I saw that big turtle. Yeah, we saw a turtle. We saw a turtle down there. Okay, okay, you guys got to see the turtle, that's sick.

Then they had us go, hey, so do a thing where you say, well, look over there, there's a tiger shark and we did that we said that and then later they CGI tiger sharks down in that hole we did not see tiger sharks down there damn well I don't know if they CGI them I think they did I watched with my kids and they're like whoa that sharks close and I was like there wasn't a shark there they they AI the shark in there bro there were sharks down in that hole off in the distance I don't know if they were tiger or not. They were not tiger sharks. They CGI, you can go back and watch it.

There's no, I don't know if, I think CGI is the wrong terminology. I think they just used footage of tiger sharks, other footage that they might have had to make it seem cut away, like a cut away. Yeah, a little cut away. I don't know, sure. But I think they, yeah, they might have overlap

because I think they kept us in the frame They put us in the frame with it and I was like that wasn't real one could be some kind of a comp I don't know Ders you didn't even go that deep Adam might have saw some shit bro fuck Yeah, you were Yeah, what happened after you saw the turtle that's what I want to know Yeah, I mean we got to the turtle together and then Adam of like went deeper We got to the turtle together and then Adam, I went deeper. And then fucking, he goes on adventure.

I don't know, did you swim around that turtle? I went all the way, I was like touch that turtle. You fucked it. Yeah, I rode the turtle for like a half hour. I don't know what you were doing. No, you think. Oh. And then like, in the, in the game.

Dude, what is real? I just remember people being upset at me when we came back because we were not supposed to go, we are not certified to go 100 feet. This is true. That's right. We kept going. Probably because like your ears and the pressure and shit,

huh? The bends. I do it. I did not remember you there, but if you say you were there, I believe you. You was holding your hand. Because remember, we went down into the hole, and then in the hole, there was like a tunnel we went into.

Yeah, and then way further down was where that turtle was. Right, and I wrote it for like, it had to be two days. Oh, all right. I believe you. Nucki grandma. That's CGI. And he take backs apologies and epic slams. Dude, I cannot believe they're fucking CGI in sharks in Shark Week, man. I cannot believe they totally did.

They didn't. They didn't. I'm sure they use special effects. Whatever you want to call it, there are tons of sharks sharks don't act like there wasn't a ton of sharks No, I know it that's the thing. It's they a-eyed some sharks in there, bro. They a-eyed tiger sharks Dude, that's why we're on strike fuck this tiger sharks. You fucking striking dude. They're like you use my likeness Bitch the reef sharks were all real. They were everywhere in a way that was very uncomfortable. There was, we saw a tiger sharks. I know we saw them. We tagged one. That shit was real.

We only saw, we were in the water with one twice, right? Dude, that shit was scary. I never want to be in the water with one again. I don't know. I remember seeing a handful of tiger sharks. Wait, where the fuck was Blake? Blake, where were you doing all this? Where'd you there?

Aren't you the, the, the, you can settle this dispute. No, Blake was too scared to death. That's not true. I had a broken hand. Oh, that's right. You had a broken hand. Oh, he's on the injured horse. Adam, we didn't see a handful of tiger sharks.

We saw the one where we were like, we were on the boat and they were like, okay, now get in with the tiger shark while we release it. Yes, that was scary. Oh, fuck. Yeah, that was insane. That was like the most legit. Then there was when there was like,

Hey, there's one by the boat, get in there and go down there. And they were like, okay, don't, if you see the tiger shark, don't turn you back, then we went to the surface. And I kicked the shit out of that baby one. You did? You kicked the baby one in the head.

And the baby shark like attacked Ders. That was nuts. And then they go, get out of the boat. Or get out of the boat. Get on the boat. Get on was nuts. And then they go get out of the boat or get out get on the boat. Get on the boat. And we all lose our minds. Get up there. They're like, because lunch is ready.

And we're like, come on, come on. I remember being like legit, like, do not do that. Do not do that. We got Jersey mics. But to meal penalty, if you don't eat right now, we can't afford it. We've got to see G.I. Sharks in later. Fuck it. Fuck it. We didn't see as many... We didn't see a handful of tiger sharks, but we did.

Oh yeah, we saw enough to scare the shit out of me. And we saw bull sharks and reef sharks and that kind of thing. Yes, it was diarrhea. I think we were in the company of Tiger Sharks twice though. It was terrible. It was so scary. I didn't like it would be. Wow.

I'm not a fan of sharks. You really didn't? I really enjoyed doing Shark Week. I'd like to go back and do it again. I think it's so fun. I find sharks to be, I would do it again just because I love you guys. I want to swim with a whale shark. Those are cool just because they're so big and they're not gonna eat me with those powers combined sign me up

And they got a big ass mouth dude is cool dope Yeah, I really want to see a hammerhead. I just think they're so cool looking and I've never seen one There's so aggressive. I don't think you're supposed to be around them. I think they will bite the shit out of you That is not true. Fucking hammers dude. They're gonna fucking knock you're supposed to be around them. I think they will bite the shit out of you. That is not true. Fucking hammers, dude. They're gonna fucking knock you around. That is not true. Not Adam. Not Adam. They don't bite them. Well, no, they just, I mean, sharks in general don't really want to bite humans. That juicy booty. You've seen my ass. And obviously it's a great snack.

Great. We'd think if they did want to bite humans, my ass is the perfect snack. Great. I think if they did want to bite humans, my ass is the perfect snack. Yummy. Right. It is a snack. It's, it's their bunch of crunch. It's, it's a little butter finger bite. It's a butter finger bite. And then they go around the corner again, a little junior man. So they, I don't think they, they, they, they fuck with alive humans all that much. I think they have to be, they have to think that you're an injured batch. And I was and I had a cast. That's why I didn't dive. So I feel like a hammerhead is going to have trouble like biting with that little hammer above on its nose, right? That's not how it works,

I think they're doing fine. Any take-backs, apologies, any epic slams? Hey, yeah, I'm sorry about making that assumption about hammerheads, just straight up. That was my bad. They can still got big ass mouths or scary. They don't look. I would like to do a take back for Anders. He said that hook doesn't hold up and he's wrong about that.

That movie is safe. Don't do a take back for me. If you haven't seen a hook, tune in. I could do a take back for Anders too. Don't worry. I guess you don't have your own material. You got his mind. Yeah, no, I'm just, I'm sorry.

I never bought candy at a movie theater. I don't have that experience. I denied my sorry. Sorry, ever made you. And I would like to, I would like to have an apology. I don't remember Dursdiving that deep with me. But if he says he did, I believe him. I think we were probably both there.

I just remember looking up and seeing the people, 30 40 feet above us being like what the fuck are you doing? Yes, yes, because we were not supposed to go that far deep, but I think what's his name was right there We just saw that turtle and and just like kept diving because it is scary because you're just it's just pure black And it's that you're going into. Yeah, there's no bottom. My favorite point. I'll see anything And then you turn around and you're able to see people floating way above you. And it was pretty cool. I haven't been diving in a while. I'd like to get back there. I think that one dude was down there with us. He was like, you guys, we have to go. Because then you got to like fucking really go those levels up. And it just takes, it just takes a while. You have to

stop the bends. Wait, I just want to touch on this before we go because I think it was the last episode where I said I was going to an undisclosed location. I went to Norway. Oh, we're going to cover it. Oh, yeah, let's talk about that next week. Yeah. Another episode of this is important.

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