This Is Important - Ep 148: Living In Vibe-Less Times

Episode Date: August 15, 2023

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Oh there it is okay cool there it is Now have we covered that is that K-Fed's voice? Popus or is that somebody else that was in the studio saying popo as well? Like his best homie, the wild guy? Yeah, is that somebody that's just doing ad-libs or is that him? Yeah, it's just his homie, Derek. Derek, come in here and yo popo as that's good. That's good. Say popo as I'll, how you say it? You do it the best.

Little half dead. You do it the best. Yeah, let me give it a shot. Popo, sound! Thanks, Derek. That's hard to tell. I don't know if that's K-Fed or not. No, that's gotta be K-Fed.

Okay, okay, okay, cool. This Brittany. It's Brittany. It's pretty bitch. It's Brittany. It's Brittany. Oh, welcome, welcome everyone, welcome. I'm rewatching on Trosch, as I do,

when I have a lot of downtime, I rewatch on Trosch. I feel like you're always, how many apps are there? How many apps is in the whole thing? It's a lot, dude. There's like seven seasons. And by the time you get to season five, it's like you're clocking in to go to work. You're like, Jesus Christ, come on, Vince, get it, get your shit together. Mm-hmm. Yeah, no joy. No joy. Yeah, you're just going to work. And, you know, cause we're on strike. So I have all this time time. So I'm like, just kind of watching shit to fill the time and

You do I you I guess I kind of forgot The early 2000s like had such a specific look because when you're in it like we that's when we first moved to California or first moved to LA and we Were young we were 18 years old You know living living in sunny so cow and you forget that there was like a true vibe in LA. And can I tell you something? Please, Teres. I knew it had a vibe because I was fighting it so hard.

You knew it had a vibe. I was fighting against the vibe. You were aware of the vibe. I was fighting against the vibe so hard. aware of the vibe. I was fighting against the vibe so hard. I love this. What was the vibe? Durs, I feel like you were the one that I was like, I'm typing into Durs to get some of the vibe

because him and his friends have the vibe. You were the vibe. No, but if you think about that, my friends have the vibe. But think about me, did I have the vibe? Yeah. And we had no vibe. What vibe are we fucking talking about

because just the orange rush vibe? The early 2000s Los Angeles vibe, Kyle. You remember it, we didn't have it. Yeah, like the MCR vibe, because I was MCR vibe. I was like my chemical romance vibe. Is that what you're talking about or not? We did not have the vibe. Right.

That's a San Diego thing, isn't it? I started to get the vibe. If you're talking about like American apparel, I started to get the vibe. I thought the vibe as long as I could. Blake, Blake always will get a vibe. Wherever he is, he seeks out the vibe. He changes his whole look to be part of that vibe.

The vibe was boot cut jeans. Okay, I go off the vibe. Okay. Boot cut. What is boot cut? It was expensive denims. I feel like it was expensive denims. It was expensive boot cut denim. Ooh, G-Star RAW. It was V-neck t- feel like it was expensive denims. It was expensive boot cut denim.

Ooh, G-Star RAW. It was V-neck t-shirts and it was trucker hats. It was, it was Ashton Kutcher. Yeah, I was on that vibe. Kutcher? I was on that vibe. That's life. You were on that vibe.

I was on that vibe. You were on that vibe. You were on that vibe. I mean, here, tell me that I'm not a part of this vibe. Yes, you were on the, what? Kyle, you were on the truck stop version of the vibe. Okay, what's happening at like a high level, like the truck, the trucker hats were like $100,

dumb trucker hats. He had trucker hats. Like the, the Von Dutch, Adam, you weren't aware of like the Von Dutch, especially coming from the Midwest, I was super aware of the vibe. And I was like, F***.

Yes, Von Dutch was a vibe. Ed Hardy was a vibe. Dude, Kyle, you didn't of the vibe. And I was like, fuck. Yes, Von Dutch was a vibe. Ed Hardy was a vibe. Dude Kyle, you didn't have the vibe. You literally wore Corde Roy women's pants from the Salvation Army, the same pair every day. Dude, no pockets on the butt. I think you still probably have those. Sounds like you've got to me.

That's a vibe, that is a vibe. And I did draw on my own trucker hat. That wasn't the vibe. I drew on my own trucker hat. That wasn't the vibe. I drew on my own trucker hats though. So I was trying to participate in the vibe. I was. Also just the watching on Teraj, it reminds me of like what celebrity was like in the early 2000s.

Oh, it was a vibe. Different. It was a vibe as you put it. Yeah. With like TMZ like everywhere and paparazzi truly being a real thing. Paris Hilton. I feel like there still is paparazzi, but it's less of a clamoring for,

and is that because people are just on social media? Yeah. Social media, yes. Yeah, we took the power back. And you're like, oh yeah, we've seen them. Now they take photos of themselves at restaurants, you don't have to do it. But also like everyone has cameras now.

True. And people used to have to run around with cameras to be like, I got them coming out of the IV restaurant. Yeah. The Vibro everyone is just like, yeah, I got them too. It's not a big deal. It's a pizza. Right.

For better or worse. So the vibe was saturated. Is that what's up? We saturated it. We saturated with photos. We've watered down the vibe. Yeah, it was a Satch, Satch Vi. Yeah, a Satch popper. And that's why there's not really a vibe anymore because people They already they they're outing themselves were viably. Yeah, we're viably wow. We've reached a viably time Well to harken back to Angus McLeod who passed right? Yeah Because he will, he had someone posted a clip of him

from the show where they're like, you're not on social media and he's like, no, like, like, you, why would I want the scraps of somebody just posting stuff when like, I wanna peel them apart like an onion and like discover the mystery. And I think that that hits correct. Yeah, Yeah. So who's the onion in that? What are you talking about? This kid from Euphoria, who just passed away. Angus Cloud. Yeah.

I just heard about this. I didn't watch that show at all. Did he, do we know how we died? Was it drug related or was it health related? It sounded like a drug-related. Yeah, I think it was dealing with some mental issues, some health issues. Yeah, I don't know. That's a bummer. Total bummer. But he called it out, I mean, whoever wrote the show called it out, but his character says it where it's like,

the mystery's gone with social media. Like everyone's just saying everything, so you're like, don't you have any like, like, keep it to yourself. I don't really care about it. Yeah, right. I've got a fucking rash in my ass Anyway come to see my movie mission impossible for you dead reckoning totally true

You know totally true. Yeah, I guess I guess paparazzi isn't catching anyone anymore because everyone's just like outing themselves So like hey, I'm out here cheating on my wife right with this hooker It's on my wife right with this hooker It's on my I'm at the ivy fucking this hooker. I'm gonna get ahead of it y'all I'm gonna be real honest. I just see this I Phoenix coming out for ff9 I'm gonna be I'm gonna get ahead of it. I just shit my pants and cheat on my wife is all jee brother I'm gonna show you see it's transformer seven Change the narrative. We

got control of this. Okay. I'm purposely dive bombing. It's all good. Oh my god. Yeah, I don't know dude. It was. I know it's. I was like. Oh, but I'm just like. No, you go. No, you go. No, you go. No, you go. It's fine. It was literally no way of telling what was cool at all.

I remember the first time I ever saw a vice magazine and it blew my fucking mind. Like the fashion I saw, I remember you loving vice magazine. And the guy that started to end it up being a white supremacist. What do you say about him? Like, it's like his favorite guy. Everybody who had anything to do with Vice Magazine turned out to be like total scumbags, guzzards.

But the actual, the magazine was, it was just the fashion. So all I knew was like billabong in Quicksilver. And then when I saw that, I was like, holy shit. Because it was just like a- You're from a deep, you're from a deep suburb with mall culture, which is fun. Yeah.

And like that's most people. And then when you tap into like a little something a little more niche, you're selling t-shirts for $10,000. So I didn't realize vice. I, every time I looked at vice, it was just like people doing heroin and like a little dicks.

And like a fashion. I don't remember it being fashion. I just remember it being like, seeing little penises and, oh no, baby. It's culture. It's fashion music and culture. Yeah. It was music too. I guess I don't remember. I just remember it being news like, but I guess that's after the first way. Nope. That's by. You're thinking of the TV show. You're thinking of the TV show. We're talking about that magazine that Blake used to have at the workaholic house or even before then I think

that Blake used to have at the workaholic house or even before then I think at the house unpacker. Yeah. Yeah. We had that little magazine. I remember looking at a few times and being like, oh, here's a man doing heroin. Here's like a guy's dick. Right. I don't remember fashion.

I remember just thinking like, oh, this is his heroine and tiny dick magazine. That's like, oh, I don't remember there being fashion. What was the fashion? Well, if you got past the digs and looked at what shirt he was wearing, it was pretty cool. That's right. And like photography and skating. There's, it was a, yeah, it was counterculture. Yeah, I kind of remember the skateboarding element, because you also had the CCS magazines coming in

Which was like skate decks and fucking skate clothes that used to be my favorite old dude CCS was So legit that was like before zoomies and all that when you would actually get like the skateboarding catalogs And they had to yeah, just like flip through like jeans and shit It was so cool dude think, think pants, bro. I want to think pants so bad. Fuck, dude. Pants. Bro, think pants.

I remember going to like a, what was that store that was like, it was basically Pacific Sunware, but super, super so cow. What was it? Tilly's? Tilly's? Dude, I remember going to the Tilly's for the first time. And it was just like all Southern California type clothing and just being a boy from the little kid from the Midwest, moving there and like, I'm wearing like a polo or some dumb

shit. And I'm like, yeah, I'm like, God, I'm ready to cash in here and just become so Cal. Polos are sick. You were all famous stars and strapped up. Oh, that's a big one. Yeah, I'm just wearing like Dickie's shorts. That's fucking MCR. That feels MCR to me, like famous stars and strapped. Feels my chemical romance to me.

Is that, no, that was Travis Barker's company. I feel like Tilly's kinda started to lean on, bro. There's your loss. I know it's Travis Barker, but I'm saying, like they feel like the vibe is still in the same kind of thing, right? I mean, famous stars and straps was like punk culture. Yeah, it was around the same time. It was like pop punk, pop punk shit.

I feel famous stars and straps was more, yeah, I feel like my chemical romance was more gothic in a way. Oh, the macabre. Macabre. Macabre. Macabre. I'm a dude. Yeah, I don't know.

My chemical romance probably was more like, yeah, like a hot topic. Emo? Were they more Emo than God? It's Emo. It's like the hot pink van stripes, you know? I'm not even in this world, but I know fashion I know that you missed you missed a really cool boat. I don't know what telly's is you never jumped on skater's surf culture Right there is you're mostly outdoorsy mountains. Yes, when I moved to LA

I definitely bought rainbow rainbow sandals because I was like oh super duper comfortable and I rocked those hard But no never I was not a poser like Blake no I just I strapped up yeah, I know with what wait what? What I just was like am I gonna dress like a skater and that doesn't say no? I like that durrs just called Blake a poser and then he says I stay strapped up Dude, I like that durs just called Blake a poser and then he says I stay strapped up Famous stars and strapped what you mean. I that's what I was talking about I would never dress like a culture that wouldn't have me I guess is what I'm saying. What are you talking about?

What are you talking about come on? I've seen Blake. I've seen Blake skateboard before. Well, that being said, dude, that being said, I definitely am not a skateboarder. I don't serve. And I wore all that shit, too. So I'm with you, Blake. Yeah, but you got even more of a vibe because you're not like outwardly projecting the vibe. So it works on you.

It doesn't quite. Oh, thank you, Kyle. Thank you, Kyle. What are you guys even talking about? I didn't wear a lot of shoes. I don't know. Oh, thank you, Kyle. Thank you, Kyle. What are you guys even talking about? I didn't wear a lot of stuff. I don't know. I think my friends, my friends, Anders and Kyle are kind of shitting on you Blake in your whole vibe.

I don't know. I don't get it. But I had one zero, I had one zero shirt. I was zero skateboarding, make cool graphics. What are you talking about? You saw me and you thought I was dressing aggressively skateboarder, Anders? I thought you were. Aren't you? These are your words.

I'm not saying anything. You're telling me where you shopped and what you bought. And so I'm like, great. Those are like skater gear, but you're not a skater. And I guess that's fine, but I wouldn't do that. Right, makes sense? Yeah, that makes sense. What kind of jeans was I supposed to wear?

CCS or nothing, dude? Think jeans, dude. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. I say straped up. Have you heard of Levi's and Strauss? He stays straped up. I mean, Wranglers?

I don't know what to tell you. Should I wore Wranglers? Where's some Tommy's? Just wear some Tommy's hair. What's wrong with that? What's wrong with that? No, not Wranglers, because you're not a fucking rodeo boy. The fact that there's not lucky stores all over

Anymore like they disappeared Adam was the first guy I ever saw rocking lucky and you showed me like the fly That's because of the grow you got to get the lucky jeans and then the fly on the insides has lucky you which are You're such a move. Are you saying the only jeans I could wear were Kirkland genes because that's like non-affiliated with any sort of subculture Like what is a neutral gene? What are you talking about? That's the best subculture Do I need to say Levi's? One more time. Yeah, Levi's Wrangler. What is happening Levi's genes? Yeah, what's that for me? That's associated with gang members. I don't know They strapped up. Yeah, but associated with gang members,

you don't know. You don't know those gang members, but you stay strapped up. Okay, I'm just gonna say that. I just love that you're like, what is a jeans brand that I could possibly wear when like Levi's is so synonymous with just blue jeans? That is crazy to me.

They didn't have the, they were late to the skinny jean party though and I was on that dude. Come on. Blake, Blake always had the skinniest jeans. You were definitely on that. I'm a jerk, I know. You're a jerk, I know.

New boys come on, dude. And by the way, I'm done here. I feel like, like our crew didn't take a lot of big swings. I mean, we took some swings, but sometimes you look at photos of like, when people, when you see like millennial gifts of people like, oh, we're gonna have to tell our kids we went through this phase. And then it's just like bangs in front of your eyes and like super emo, like that whole scene.

I'm glad none of us went that hard down, down that path. None of us rocked a foe. Yeah, I'm not a big swing guy. I just kind of wait every 20 years for my style to kind of be back for a few months and then and then I go back like a cicada or a locust. I think that's why we all thought you were way older than you were because you always just sort of dressed like you were a young dad, and you were like 23 years old. And we're like, I'm like 40 years old. I'm 40 years old now, and I finally understand your 25 year old style. Like I feel like I can wear what you were wearing when you were 25.

Dad core. I was wearing like old new, balanced old man shoes, and I was wearing like polos and uh, I would spank strangers, strangers hits. Like nice like, yeah, like nice shorts. You were wearing darkers. Hey, no running here. You were wearing darkers or something, weren't you?

I wore khakis exclusively until I moved to LA. And I was like, I got fucking like get a pair of jeans or I'm not gonna be able to get into a bar. Fucking. Yeah. Oh, no, man. You know, and then what kind of jeans like A.G. jeans? You dressed kind of Christian, but you're not about it. So maybe you're the poser brother, unless you could quote a person in the Bible with those khakis on. What's up? I feel like just more like a preppy style and I feel like as a swimmer as that's one of the country club sports. I think I'm playing my part. I think you are. I feel like you're not posing. So why don't you play your part? I feel like this is all like kind of focusing you know on Blake's like

inability to figure out where he actually sits. What am I? Well now he's a great shaded himself into the skate culture with his friends, you know, Tiba and that whole click. So now he's so in deep that no one can tell. He doesn't know how to stand on the skateboard or do sick kick flips or what have you. No one can tell. Yeah, they're fucked up, man. Leave me alone.

Yeah, and Adam just needed to fit in. And I like, Blake, you're from California me alone. Yeah. And Adam just needed to fit in. And I like, like, you're from California. Dude, right. You know, so the skate, skate culture has permeated this culture out here on the West Coast. You weren't really skate culture in high school. You did it once you moved to LA when you were in the, the mecca of cool. Yeah. When you when you were in the mecca of cool. I tried to what do you talk about I tried to skateboard And it's getting hot in here. Did you skate in high school? I don't remember you skating at all I tried to I'm not good at skateboarding. I what nothing the two things

I've ever wanted to be in my life is either a professional basketball player or a pro skater I think those would be the coolest lots in basketball basketball. Basketball, basketball, you definitely sat in basketball like senior year in a major way. I remember that. I just, yeah, I just didn't have it. I didn't have it on a board. I wasn't good. I fucking said.

And you're not good at either of those things. What, what was your thing that you were good at? He's good at basketball. Chill out. Chill out. He's fucking good at basketball. Chill on your boy, bro. No, he's not.

He's pretty good. Fine. Is your boy bro. He's pretty good He can't go to a gym and like play in a legit game. What did he's five? You guys never see me on a court? Yes Out of the house. Oh, yeah, we have actually been with you. Wow. You're not good. I would take your good I'm logging off. I mean you can dribble a basketball and you can you know I broke my back dude. I used to be, you know, I broke my back, dude. I used to be really good. And then I broke my back and it derailed that journey. I remember before you broke your back. I played basketball with you before you broke

your back. We've known each other a very long time. We had him when we all used to play, when we used to play basketball in like 2002 on the beach in Newport. Blake was actually pretty, he was a solid player. No, no, thank you. Do you not remember you guys like in your friend? Yeah. No, no, no. Okay, thank you. Do you not remember you guys? Like in your friend group? Yeah, no, I remember and he wasn't. None of us were good. Well, what am I, what am I saying?

I'm not saying go up against Michael Jordan. I'm saying like he said, okay, so yeah, there's your friend group and Michael Jordan and nothing in between. Rarely. TK was the best side basketball out of all of us. Don't let him in here. And he also is that good.

You know what I mean, right? Like you think TK is the best at basketball out of all of us? I't let him hear you. Also, is it that good? You don't I mean, right? Like you think TK is the best at basketball out of all of us? I'm not gonna give him out of that. Well, genetically we're all small. We're all small. We're never gonna be basketball players. Like genetically you have to be a certain height to be a good basketball player.

I don't know. Aren't you like six foot one? You're over six. You're gonna play. No, heavens. No. Wait, what? How tall are you? I thought you like six foot one? You're over six. You're gonna play. No, heavens. Wait, how tall are you? I thought you're six one. I think I'm like five 11.

No way, you're up over six, dude. He's not over six. I don't think he's over. I'm definitely not six one. I'm definitely not six. I like that you've said just six feet tall. I gave you an extra inch. You've said six feet tall.

The entire time I've ever known you I think he's six feet. I think six feet. Now you're making yourself shorter to give yourself an out for not being good. I broke my back and I lost an inch. Man, what a fucking talking about. He has no idea where he fits in. I'm a theater major. No, you're comedian. That's why the skaters. See that's where you fit in. Blake, that's where he fit in. The sk's where you're sitting. Yeah, the skaters skaters love comedy bro. Look at it. Look at it. You're in you're in with the right crew. You're there You need a fuck alone. They need a funny guy cracking Joe. This isn't important. This shit's not important

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because I can't shoot over a fucking six, seven foot center or whatever, right? But if everybody's under six three, I bet the game's way more athletic, way more exciting. Well, there's a bunch of professional basketball players that are six three. Like Chris Paul is like six two. I'm not, I don't, I don't disagree. Right. I don't, I know.

I don't disagree. But if it were capped, Chris Paul is an extraordinary example of somebody who is not that tall, but can excel in that league. But there's thousands and thousands of absolute ballers that are like six feet tall. I think it has to go shorter. I think you have to say, if you're short basketball, you have to say it's six feet and under yeah, but now you're like who the fuck's playing this Now's a bunch of like me and Blake evidently Now's a bunch of like a real short dogs now you're like lowering the rim wait You don't have to find six

Yes, you do have to dunk with the fucking time up, but these people are done. You do need to lower the room for sure. Make Robinson's down. That's true. That's an exceptional talent. But I think that it would be, I think it would be probably a more exciting game than professional basketball because the big men, they're not as athletic as you would hope. What? Go ahead, sorry. Yes, big men. 69.

Do you know what is big men? I thought you were a basketball player or a skater. I'm not sure the big men aren't that fun to watch Generally they kind of are just like in the way this a weird take well He's promoting his new league dude. Who's the most exciting big man outside of like Shaq? Well, you just took mine. I know outside of Shaq who's the most exciting big man to watch? Yannis Yeah, the cool book is yeah, the guy's great. who's the most exciting big man to watch. Yannis. Yeah. He's the cool book. Yeah.

Yeah. The guy's great. The freak. We got two. Kevin Durant. We got two. Kevin Durant. We got two.

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Kevin Durant. Kevin Durant. Kevin Durant. Kevin Durant. Kevin Durant. Kevin Durant. Kevin Durant. He's huge. He's very tall. He ain't a big man though. He's a shooting forward. Well, yes, but the game has changed. I feel like old. Can you describe what a big man is? A big man is like the dude in the commercials who has the big hands full of the cheeses. Who's like Taco Nex Syndrome? Like, Shad. Bobon. Bobon. Bobon is a big man. He's not exactly exciting to watch. Who was the guy was in my giant George

Right, it's George something Marathon Marathon, right? I don't know. I say on days now Marathon play basketball once on a Billy Crystal movie where he's like weeding against the guy. Yeah, I cover so very good Anyway, I've never seen the movie, but I definitely love the movie. Me neither, but very good. But what I'm saying is, imagine if everybody on the floor could jump out the gym and shoot.

And it's not just about like, I don't know, standing there and blocking, I don't know, it just seems like it would be a very exciting game. That's WNBA. Well, I would love that. I would love that. I would love, uh, I'm gonna ignore that. On the X-peat basketball, uh, we lower the hoops.

They're now eight years old. No, don't, don't know the who. These people don't need, they don't need your lord. I'm the man. You're a big man. You're a big man. You're out. This isn't your sport.

If you, if you are athletic, you could be in the NBA, but you're not, okay? What are you doing? Lowering them to what? Like nine feet. I took my talents to swim. I just said, I said eight feet. They're low feet. Then you just have big men. Guys, then you just have more big men. No, you guys are just if you lower the hoop, you just have another classification of big men, according to how Durses exactly. You guys, you're completely

ignoring slam ball. The sport is on fire right now. You need to watch. What is this? So Blake is a ball unless they're on roller blades. I don't give a fact. The sport you're good at. I'm great at. Oh basketball on roller blades is actually fun. Did we find out the sport that Blake's good at slam ball? Yes. I'm going to be a slam ball all-star. Kyle get in the water. What's the deal? What's up, fuck? Bro, if you think your broke bag was bothering you before,

get on a trampoline and try and launch. It's trampoline basketball and you can like tackle and stuff. Oh, yeah, no, I'm out. There's no fucking way. That's gonna, that's gonna, that's gonna be my knees would explode, my hip, with chatter, my groin. I will say the only time my back kind of hurts

is when I'm on a trampoline. Blake, why are you dressed like Jack Burton from big trouble in little China right now? How can I wear it, Ders? Please explain to me what I can wear. We know that we're trying to figure out This you can wear because I know where your heart is. I know where your heart is. Oh Kurt Russell resides in your vows I just get a you mother see that's it. You your your whole scene is like acting in comedy dude That's your whole scene. I want you to dress like movie characters every day I want you to be a cosplay dude of just 90s and 80s action comedies You can pull this off. What if I start wearing Joker makeup? Well, why?

Sure, Blake is always in cosplay either he's dressed as like a cool rocket roll dude or a skater I have long hair you guys are putting me in in a box and I don't like it. What do you mean? No, we're not. We're just trying to help you out. Actually, I feel like you are. You're on a Zoom. So technically you are in a box for me.

Like, why are you putting a box? Please explain your short. I don't need your help. All right. That's what I'm telling you guys. What's on the bottom half of your outfit right now? What's on the box? What's the bottom half?

Is it shorts or is it? Oh, basketball shorts. Is B ball shorts? Umbrows. Umbrows. You did play soccer. He was a soccer player. All right.

So I can wear that. I will let you. OK. So who's that guy from the bear? Jeremy Allen White or what was that guy's name? Tim Allen. You know, that you show the bear. He's hot.

Yes. Yeah. Are you trying to look like him now? Because you're wearing a lot of tank tops lately. Here we go. Tanks are hot. What the fuck? And he's considered the hot boy.

We need proper eyes. I did see yesterday it was like, if you're going to go on the picket lines, you got to wear sleeveless shirts. I'm living in a nightmare. I was out there with a tank top before him. You can check the timestamp, go on a Teeba's Instagram. I rock living in a nightmare. I was out there with a tank top before him. You can check the timestamp. Go on a TBA's Instagram. I rock the tank top and then Homeboy showed up in a tank top. I'm not saying he saw the post but okay and you guys do kind of look alike. He's very handsome. Yeah. We got to get Blake on the bear except for the hair obviously. The hair is...

Hair net. No dude. I think you're way more handsome than him really. I think you're way hot Yeah, he's he's more sexy, but you are more handsome. Okay, he's more brooding. You're you're just like a more likeable funny guy He he's more like that intense right now women like guys that seem like they are gonna kill themselves Like he like he needs to be saved. Yes, exactly. He looks like he's on the edge, and if you save him, he'll fucking bring it out. You win at life. Yeah. He's like, he's deep in it.

I wanna hear his deep thoughts. You, I just kinda want you to be funny and act. You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't even know if you wanna hear his deep thoughts. I think he's like standing on the edge of a cliff and you have to talk about. Maybe you wanna hear all those thoughts on God, I don't know.

If you talk him down and then he marries you or he dates you, he'll fuck your brains out. And that's why I think women like, right, isn't that in like a passionate way. Passion. Yes, like, can't control the passion passion everywhere. Passion, passion everywhere. Yeah, passion all over your face. There's passion all over the place. You're saying women don't see that when they see me. You're like women don't see that when they see me? Well, you're like a funny guy.

You know what I mean? I think women are saying that. Yeah, I think we don't say blagues. It starts with the hair. I'll tell you what, it starts with the hair. None of us have that, Blake. None of us have the brooding, like tough guy. It's okay.

Right, like, Adam hidden on the head when he goes, he looks like he's about to cry, right? He's super tough seeming, but at the same time, like something's going on. Those eyes are ready to cry. Yeah, I think I have that. I think I have that. You guys don't think I have that.

He's just stone, he might be just stones. You're like, you're not crying though, you're like blubbering, like, you're like. Yeah. Right, right, I'm not tough. Like, you're like, yeah. Yeah. Right, right. I'm not tough. I'm not tough when I cry. Yeah, you're blubbering, but your hands are bleeding

because you just punched a bunch of drywall that you're gonna have to get fixed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I hurt myself. I hurt myself. Yeah, yeah. You punched her wall and then the next day, you have to like drywall it up and repaint the room.

Right, yeah. Like when this dude smokes cigarettes, people are like, I wanna smoke. When people see smokes cigarettes, people are like, I want to smoke. When people see you smoking, they're like, I got a quit. I'm going to. Yeah, like this guy. Yeah. You know, I didn't see that, dude, at the Emmys last year, smoking a ton of cigarettes.

Like, yeah, bro, it smokes a lot of sigis. And I wanted to smoke. He's like, I did. I wanted to fall back in. Yeah, after, yeah, he kind of makes, I've never smoked a cigarette my life. And, uh, watching him, I'm'm kind of like maybe I should start smoking is kind of tight Yeah, dude never too late if you haven't if you haven't started or how to you could have that chapter and you'd probably be all right You could probably open up that chapter right now dude. Are we saying he's gonna be what is it time sexiest man a year or who does who does the sexiest man

Yeah, it's it's national geographic's most animalistic man uh yeah it's people magazine you should know because I'm sure you subscribe to the magazine Blake vice the source us magazine people magazine highlights magazine DCS US magazine US magazine We got let's get we got to get Blake on the bear. I feel like he could fit right Yeah, and I've only watched two episodes, but yeah, there's a lot of homies on the bear too Yeah, you your homies with a Lionel right Lionel. Yeah, dude. It's so cool seeing him come up. Holler at your boys. Yeah, Lionel's the man He does a really great job on that show too.

He was always a super really nice guy and it's good to see him do as well as he's doing. And he's great on the show. Do him and Taco Travis on Dave. He kills it too. They're doing it. All those young odd future cats getting in TV and just slaying it. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah. Yeah.

There we go. Get your boy on the bear, man. Boy, you're squatting. We got to get you on the bear. We'll get you in there. We'll figure it out. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. We're not in charge, Durs. We can't just put him on the bear. It's probably not shooting. Dude, Durs. You didn't know I could do that. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. You got to make some phone calls. Yeah, you think you got pitch perfect without me You call Damn do at least on set the music

Hey So Norway oh yeah I went and I mostly went to the the Fajard land. I went to my my home land and I basically want to pick up where we left off. I don't know when how many weeks ago it was because Blake had just been shitting his brains out and yes, barfing his shit his shit out. Oh right. You hit the flame and you were fucking like bugged out and I was like, well, guess what? And my family Two of my kids just went through that in the last 48 hours and I'm about to fly to Norway. Let's see how it goes Oh shit, did you get it on the plane?

So we get on the plane. How long does that fly? Yep, here we go It was it so we did LA to To Finland to Helsinki and then Helsinki to Oslo and so that's a 10-hour flight Finland, to Helsinki, and then Helsinki to Oslo. And so that's a 10 hour flight from L.A. to Helsinki. And so we're watching movies, the kids are like, you and their thing, they start falling asleep. I stay up because I'm just like, whatever.

Is your part in watching movies? And Emma's in her little cube with the baby. And then she comes by and she's like, I don't feel good, I'm like, oh shit. So she spends the entire night on the airplane in the bathroom. Oh, no. And I'm like,

Red light, nobody else can use it. I can suck this sucks. So my God, worst ever. Then we land, we get to Oslo, and we get in this van that that was going to take us to our Airbnb and in the van. I had taken two barf bags from the plane because I was just like, yeah, I don't know if she's going to barf again. I don't know what's happening. We get in the van within like 15, 20 minutes of this 30 minute drive. I'm like, just getting that hot mouth,

I pull the bag out and I just go, it's just barf in this bag. I haven't gotten sick like that in, like, since you're a kid, that's wild. It hit so hard. And by the way, so it only lasts like eight hours. Like, yeah, it's crazy. Kids had it over over wife had it over

I had it for like 36 hours of just like Deep oh my god deep Barfing we're like my abs were getting shredded so vacation kind of ruined no no because I was there for nine days like At least the first like day and a half yeah first day and a half did you get your six or back? You got your six pack back? Yeah. Re-looking hot. Yeah, fully jacked.

Yeah. Fuck yes. You were looking shredded. Yeah. Flu abs are so hot. But so then did Oslo, did Bergen, which is like a more like a port town type place and it was fucking sick,

did went on a fjord tour? Fjord tour? Yeah, what is the vibe of Norway? The vibe is, people don't talk to you. Okay, cool. I like that. Yeah, right? It's like very cold, blue-eyed, blonde-haired,

kind of beautiful, stern, beautiful people. Yeah, a lot of that. A lot of me looking at people being like, we look the same. This is crazy We took a train through a town where my Great great grandparents are from which was pretty rad to be like there is there's people here who are maybe my like Fifth cousins or whatever just like at their my like, fifth cousins or whatever, just like at their shoe cobblery,

I'm just kidding, I don't know what the fuck it is. I'm not kidding. You know, they're probably working at a fucking video game store, but that was pretty weird. Yeah, they're a game stop, you know? Yes, cool. We just knitzle.

Yeah, so we're people kind of cold. Everyone minds their business. It's not, they're not the warmest people like not a lot of like hey How are you there's no pleasantries? Really, uh you everyone's yeah, it's it answers everything. Yeah, this is cool. Everyone's just matter of fact ice cold. Yeah Cut you to your core. I kept seeing people strangling cats, and I was like okay, all right That seems like a durs thing. Yeah.

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Fish balls? It's just bread and sausage and fish. Um... That doesn't sound too bad. Soup, right? What is this? Vunta Kraken. What was the shit that we had?

And not like spicy. We'll add them, but like not like you like like a blackened fish or something with a little something on it. There's nothing on it. They pickle their fish. Like white pickled fish. Pickled fish. It's a bagel.

I eat that. Yeah, they're they're pickling fish. Yeah. I eat that though. Yeah, you're from the Midwest. I feel like it might be in your palate. What is that? Like a sardine're pickling fish. Yeah, I eat that though. Yeah, you're from the Midwest I feel like it might be in your palate. What is that like a sardine is a pickled fish? Is that a is that a pickled fish? That's right. Yeah, or is it like um get felt the fish or something? Yeah, I guess so like pickled herring. Yeah, like that That's gross. That's disgusting. Oh, dude. I think it sounds horrible, but I actually think I dig it. Yeah

No, man. I will throw up. It's like it's tearing me. Yeah, dude, I mean, all food, if you just go like, all foods delicious, just then it is, you know. No. Okay, interesting. Oops. Yeah, if you're just in a cool country

and you try their delicacies, it's like, yeah, it's how, yeah, it's delicious. But it's not even a delicacy. It's not like, hey, this is our life. It's like, yeah, it's so, yeah, it's delicious. But it's not even a delicacy. It's not like, hey, this is our life. It's like, this is just Tuesday and like eating it four days a week or something would be a lot. Basically, Italian food has taken over. Oh, damn, book it up, have everything is pasta. Yeah, they just figured it out. They're like, have you had spaghetti? It's actually fucking gangster.

Yeah, you know, really good. They've been getting here. Yeah, that's how living in Berlin was like, spaghetti it's actually fucking gangster That's how living in Berlin was like it was like we were like want to seek out like real German food Right, it's time the couple times we did were like oh it was just like I ordered like the beef whatever and it was just a bowl of soup with like beef in it Right, and I'm like well this isn this isn't- This is kind of just wet beef. Oh, oh, oh. And then I was like, oh, does German food just kind of suck? And everyone was like, yeah, no, for sure, this sucks.

Yeah. Right. There's great food. Now it's like every other type of food is there. And they're like, no, we're reading Japanese food. There's a really good sushi restaurant right across the street You're like all right a lot of sushi. Yeah, what's up with Europe coming. Hello week to food game

That's I don't know well We just to explain that to Italian food is pretty good and that is Europe isn't I would say Northern Europe the palette is just not very Custom to spicy you know, they just did like bland potatoes, bread, fish. That's gross. Probably not a lot of gastrointestinal diseases. Have you ever been to Italy Blake or just briefly you went to visit Kyle when he was shooting a Monaco, right?

Or not Monaco to Lake Cuomo? No, we were in Cuomo. Yeah. Did you come here in Cuomo? It was unreal. Yeah, yeah. No Cuomo? Yeah, it was unreal. It was amazing, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Exactly. We'll just grab some food here. And it's so much better than like the best Italian food you've had here in America. Right. Like it's just crazy. That's kind of wild. Yeah, man. Carb up.

It's you got to get them carbs. We're they're not afraid of carbs. Dude, isn't yummy. Yes, fuck. Let's go. It's all out then day out there. We'll sure. But I mean, you can have carbs at a nice Italian restaurant here in the States. And it won't be as good tasting as the most regular restaurant in Italy. No, for whatever reason. That's true. That's good. They just nail it over there. They take their time. Every time I had, I mean, they would take their time in the kitchen over there in Italy, right? I mean, like, that shit's not coming out very quick. You're sitting there. I like to tell a waiter, hey, make sure they make it with love. All right. Yeah. No, you're sitting there. You really are. You're sitting there for a while.

Like you're not even popping in and getting the fucking meal. You can't pop in and get a 30 minute meal in Italy. That's not happening. Dude, the cheeseburger big bites and take a look at the whole thing. Never make it. No, come on. It's gross, man.

You got chill, bro. You got chill. Let the kitchen do their thing. I gotta get to Italy. Yeah. Yeah, Italy's fine. I gotta get to Italy. Yeah, the fact that you've never been to Italy is kind of bizarre.

I feel like that needs to be your next VK because it is a. It's my favorite place for sure. Yeah, what's up? Yeah, I mean, I couldn't go to, I had to do Norway. I had to do Norway and get that off the door. Yeah, what's, so wait, what's the verdict on Norway? Is it past? Bergen, so here's the deal.

Also Oslo, which is like the major city, was a little sleepy, because I think during the summer, everybody jets to everywhere else in Europe or to like the country house, right? Yeah, exactly. So it was a little sleepy, but Bergen was fucking cool.

Bergen had a vibe. Remember how we went to Sydney and you're like, oh, this is beautiful, but it didn't have the same, it didn't have a vibe like Melbourne. Melbourne. Oh, you had a vibe. Melbourne, baby.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Morgan had a cool vibe and I enjoyed that. So what, I mean, I wasn't like traveling with all the kids. Was that just sort of mayhem? It was absolute nightmare. It's gotta be, dude.

Well, you're also throwing up and I was throwing up, so that can't make it better. Yeah, right. But it was just like fucking, but man, I was like halfway through the trip. I'm like, I'm yelling at them constantly. Yeah, they don't give a shit about any culture. Nothing. So they're not, they're not just like,

oh, an old place, cool. Like, do they care? No, Arnie is deep into history and military history. We went to a military history, a military museum that talked about like a lot about World War II. He's obsessed with that. He's like this, he loves Hitler. Dude, World War II.

Yeah, he's a huge Hitler fan. He's a big bro. World War II. No, but he loves that. And Norway is all about how they like tried to fight the Nazis, but like, you know, I don't know. They tried. Yeah, they did. like, you know, they tried.

Yeah, take a good shot. And Hitler's like, what are you guys doing? I'm, you, carte blanche, you guys are good to go. You're like, don't worry, you're, you're in with me. I appreciate that. We just don't like your vibe, you're very, absolutely. We're quiet here.

Yeah. His vibe was pretty wack. Yeah, admittedly, I thought that's kind of a universal thing when it comes to Hitler's that his vibe is wack A little funky. It was a it was a wack vibe, I feel Bro was a poser man Trying to be Charlie Chaplin and shit My kid loves the the dictator And they're actually doing a live they're doing Charlie Chaplin's dictator on like their Broadway or whatever there anyway Oh, hey, so they fucking they liked it, but I'm like we're in a foreign country

You're like running around like that's a street cars are driving like yeah, it's just yelling and shaking my baby You know Like, it's just yelling and shaking my baby. Um, you know. Stop right. Yeah, yeah. Trying to keep it all the same. Oh my, oh it's a crash. It's a crash, it's a crash, it's a crash, it's a crash. It seems kind of nuts to take three kids all the way over there. Did you come?

But I'll be honest, they were so good. Oh, good. But like, they just didn't, they were good, they were like bad. They just weren't listening to me about like things that could be dangerous, right? If we're going on like a hike. Also, I mean, as a father, you're probably on like a high alert being in another space and trying to like watch them and say, yeah, that's stressful, right?

Always. The whole time where you like, God, we're so American. Like, shut up. We're so loud right now. No one else is loud. No, because I put on these super short Norwegian shorts that I was wearing, so I took to fit in. I took to fit in.

Yeah, there you go, but that's so tight. Good job. Shout out, Amensen. They make the best stuff. What about like, because when I think of Norway, I think of like Norwegian like black metal and stuff, did you guys do anything along those lines? Yeah, I took my children to get to take the kids

to any Norwegian death metal, were they sacrificed a person? Yeah, we just won goat sacrifice, and we were like, this is cool. Wow, dude. No, I think that Norwegian black metal is kind of like for dorks. What is the equivalent?

It's just kind of like click baity. Like I don't think it's a big deal there. Really? But I think it's like, it sounds like a cool thing and they export it to us and we're like, Oh yeah. But I don't think it's a big deal there.

My poser ass was like, yeah dude, that's what it's all about. Oh yeah, because it sounds very like specific and, you know, but yeah, I don't think it's definitely read about it in vice. That is where I got interested. Yeah. But they said they like burn churches and shit.

It sounded kind of crazy. What do you mean, dude? Yeah, I don't know, man. And that's what you loved about it, Blake. You know, I mean, I don't know. No, I think it was like, you know, it's almost as we have militias, right? But like, obviously not everybody's in a militia, right? And you don't really know anyone that's in a militia,

but you know that they're there and they live. What's the rap music that they're doing now or they're just calling people out in the songs? And like, drill. Drill, like Chicago drill. I don't expect anybody to come to America and be like, and I took the kids to a drill music show. And it was actually pretty cool.

Yeah, a glow gang. They love cheap key. If he's really accessible. Yeah, so I think it's not as big as we've made it out to be. So drill music Blake, explain that to me because I don't really know that they just call people out. What do you mean?

Being like Blake's a bitch. Fuck him. Yeah, it's kind of like, it's basically like wrapping about like the murders you've done in your neighborhood. It's all just so. And the ones you want to do. And then posting that on social, hoping or hope,

like basically posting on social so they see it. And then the police like listen to this and go like, okay, well now we, well that seems stupid though. It's been a whole thing, but lawyers are like, you can't, it's an art form, they're just a wrap in about it. It's not real. It's been a whole thing, but lawyers are like you can't it's an art form They're just a wrap and about it. It's not real. Yeah, and it's it's a whole thing. Oh, it's that fucking loophole right? Yeah, but then it ends up being real and then these guys end up going to prison

Because some of them I think some people have been arrested because of it and that's the reason why I won't start doing it I just don't like good smart And that's the reason why I won't start doing it. I just don't like it. Good. Smart. Great job. Good job. That's what's taught me about it.

Our pot is kind of a drill pod, but it's like we just throw it the allegedly on it. I mean, when I put those short shorts on, dude, the drill vibe just kind of squirts out of me. You're going to get just real. We just sort of call out teenage pop stars that we're having beef with. Yeah, yeah, dude. I mean, this podcast is like a drill pod beef with. Yeah, yeah, dude.

I mean, this podcast is like a drill pod for sure. Yeah, a drill pod. This is a drill pod. And by the way, anybody out there who's associated with drill music, don't, please don't kill us. Please don't hurt us. I promise you, we're harmless, we're fine. Yeah, we're just joshin'.

Yeah, it's a joke. Sorry, Josh. We probably like your music. We probably think you're cool. Blake for sure does. Blake is on board. I'm not strapped. I know I said I was strapped.

I'm not strapped. Yeah. I'm gonna come clean y'all. I'm not strapped. I don't own any straps. Yeah. I'm a really nice guy. Oh my god.

I'm a really nice guy. I'm just a poser. Real talk. Real talk. Real talk. No, halfway through the trip, I was just like, I don't think my kids listen to me. I'm like a poser. Real talk, real talk, real talk. No, halfway through the trip, I was just like, I don't think my kids listen to me. I'm like a bad dad.

All I do is go like, hey, just, guys, get the hell out of my way. Say it. I just am trying to like be sweet and nice and then I like lose it. It's so hard. No. It's so hard.

So was it just you and Emma? Did you have anyone else? Did you have anyone else there to help take care of the kids? Because I feel like that's so hard. So was it just you and Emma? Did you have anyone else? Did you have anyone else there to help take care of the kids? Because I feel like that's the move. Is you need to take like, oh no, no family? Well, we've done that. We did that in Hawaii where we had a week with family and that was dope because like the older kids

were taking care of the little kids and we were all able to sit around and talk. Then we stayed another week just me and my wife and the two kids and it was actually fucking hard, dude, it's like, got no relief. Reality check. Yeah, I mean, we brought our nanny places, we brought family places and it's always terrific

and we could do it without them. But then we were just like, this is what people do. Yeah. They fly first class to Europe and deal with stuff. No, you know, like obviously there was like terrific aspects of the trip that like aren't normal or whatever, but like we were just like, I feel like we can do this on our own.

And we were wrong, we were wrong. Well you did it though, hey I'm gonna give you a, we did it. Yeah, you did it. You did it. It's not easy at all and you made it through the trial. And it was very cool to like, we took the kids around to like the street signs.

A lot of them are named after people much like here. And we they would like see their names on the walls and shit and be like, oh, sure, that's that's so Yeah, yeah, so yeah, no, you don't steal it because then they'd be the shit out of you in the streets and go you are an example of it. Wait, what yeah, what is punishment out there? Is it pretty straight? It's death, you have to listen to death metal. I knew it. Death metal, that's right.

No, I think actually. Death metal penalty. So there's the like, there was the like mass murderer, dude, who like killed a hundred people at that summer camp a few years ago, who yeah. I believe as the only person who's ever gotten a life sentence, but other than that, I think they're super deep into rehabilitation.

And I think the max sentence, this was on like a fucking vice news, maybe of like the max sentence is like 11 years. And basically you just go to a farm and they're like, dude, here, just grab this. We need you to pull that plow, like help us out. And they just kind of rehabilitate people by giving them like purpose and like slave labor. It's super, but it's like you're doing something like you're contributing and you leave there being like

I wanna be a service out there too. I wanna get back to society. Interesting. Yeah, but like you know it's different than America. America's just fucking a little wilder, little crazier here. Yeah, yeah, wow, I'll waste, baby. Get in the box.

Yeah, but there's like a lot of, like what ever happened to that serial killer that he like had multiple like torture chambers underneath this house, the guy that looked exactly like you. Yeah. This guy? Oh yeah. That's the man. Say it! Wait, no, I'm not gonna- The man that looked, like you. This guy? Oh yeah. That man.

Wait, no, I'm not. The man that looked, I almost identical to Anders, who murdered tons of people. He never, he didn't get the life sentence? That was not, he's not Norwegian. That's, he's from Germany, I think. Or Austria? Austria, I think it was Austria.

Let me check the biography. Like 17 doors or whatever he had. Let me just flip through the biography. Like 17 doors or whatever he had. Let me just flip through the biography real quick. Yeah, dude. He had a basement family and it was really crazy. And by the way, I remember talking about this in the room. I'm being like 18 doors. Right.

Like six, four, 18 doors. Like who at home Depot was like, not selling this guy doors. Yeah, like I think he's part of the problem. No, they're door. So to rehash this story, explain it, because I really don't really know. Right on time.

So topical. I don't remember either, but a guy looked like me and had like an in-bred family in his basement behind 18 doors. Yeah. It's the whole world, God crazy. No, just this guy. This was years ago.

This was like 10 years ago. Yeah, so it was a saw movie underneath his house. Pay already? Yeah, exactly. It looks exactly like it. Yes, exactly. And we'll put another picture next to the, yeah. But yeah, it's saw movie.

The dude like dug out a basement and so he would he would like fuck a woman and pregnant and then raise the kids and then like fuck the kids. Is that what was happening? Yes. Rins repeat. Yes. It was back. Sorry. He would not even rinse. He would not. He was Satan. Yeah. We got to find out what happened to that man because where are they? Yeah, you have to put him down if he's just like on a farm somewhere. No, do they gave him 11 years? They let him grow. No, no, don't. They're like, he's alright. Yeah. He just raised some cherry tomatoes and anything. He can't go to Home Depot. All right. No more

doors for you. No more doors for you no more doors for you buddy Yeah, that's the one place he's banned from I do love that he gets out in 10 years goes to home Depot And he's like I get any doors They're like okay welcome back just let's get you these batteries And get the hell out of here. Yeah best customer No one has ever bought as many doors as this guy anyway, let's bring you up this chainsaw Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, They keep giving them awards at the hardware store for buying the most amount of tape and rope and doors. Alright. Alright.

You don't need to take my photo. No, no one has ever bought 18 doors before. We got it. Hey, boss, you know the door guy we're not supposed to sell doors to. Yeah, of course. Is he here? Yeah, he's trying to buy a door. No, no, he's trying to buy windows.

Can we do windows? Can we do windows? Can we do windows? I don't know if we can do windows. They're kind of doors. They're just sky doors. Can we do that? Transparent doors. I found a hole. Let's sell them three. Let's max them out of three. Hey, uh, so my boss said we can give you three windows. I need a ton of. That's not going to cut it. Yeah, you need to see him adore indoors. I'm gonna need Ak-cheen.

He wants door knobs. Can we give him door knobs? He's buying planks of wood and door knobs. Well, okay. Fine, no hinges. Kind of a great area. No hinges. No hinges, no hinges. Okay.

Off the hinges. Off the hinges. Wow, it's off the hinges, yeah, right? That. Off the hinges. Wow, it's off the hinges. That's what comes from, right? It's off the hinges, Blake. Well, guys, is there any takebacks and any apologies? Yeah, I'm sorry. We brought up this guy. Yeah, me too. Yeah, I'd like to apologize for bringing this guy up.

Yeah. But, you know, good old dark comedy, you know, dark comedy rocks, bro. You know, he wants to apologize to me. You're just going to apologize to him. Nobody wants to apologize. Yeah, I'm to apologize to him. No, not somebody wants to. Yeah, I'm sorry to the skating community for perpetrators. Yeah. And I'm sorry for anyone that like is a musician. Uh, I'm sorry that Blake's trying to steal your style.

Mm-hmm. Uh, no, I want to give a shout out to all my fellow cosplayers out there. I'll see you at the next Comic-Con. I'm doing my best out here. Shout out to your secret board Rock and Roll Comic-Con. Oh, Blake, I'm going to give you some grace, bro. You keep going until you find who you are. Thank you, man.

And then I can't wait to be there and watch that person. So or Florida. Or that's a journey. Yeah. Well, well said. Thank you. Yeah, moment of grace. That's a moment of grace for journey. Yeah, well well said Yeah, moment of grace. That's a moment of grace for Blake. Um, thank you. I'm sorry to the audience for eating earlier daddy hungry To Oh

I'm hungry too right now. I didn't think I was gonna be okay. Just eat all you have to do is apologize And it's like I've get out of jail for it. Then it's it's like it's like being a Christian if and it's like, I've get out of jail for a year. It's like being a Christian, or it's like being a Catholic, you just, you're forgiven. You know, you talk to the priest and say, hey, I did a ton of nasty things. You talk to the hand. You just lock up your family,

fuck them in the basement. Talk to the hand. Yeah, and then you get forgiveness. Yeah, it's a monocleic. Hey, you know, let's give a shout out here to liquid death. Okay. I'm drinking an armless palm or very funny.

You guys used to send a stuff and, whatever. You don't anymore. And we don't risk it. Oh, I went to the town of Voss and guess what, I didn't drink there. Voss water. Voss water.

I was like, we're for sure, good to get some Voss water. No, I didn't blow it. The restaurant we ate at where I had nachos, they blew it. Yeah, but did you get like tap water? Because if you got tap water, that's some boss water. No, I didn't blow it. The restaurant we ate at where I had nachos, they blew it. Yeah, but did you get like tap water? Because if you got tap water, that's boss water. Because technically that is boss water, yeah.

Oh my god. Oh my god, I didn't do that. I guess I guess I took what we did have boss. The water was wet. It was wet, but as Adam would say, all the same. Yeah, it all tastes the same. Oh my god. It's all fine.

Thank you, mom. Shout out to the reindeer bird. All the same. Yeah, I'll taste the same. Oh Shout out to the reindeer bird hose water tastes the exact same as Dessani as the exact same hose water tastes different hose water is underrated Really underrated. It's all just tastes like water. Well, whose water rocks. Yeah, dude. Yeah, who's water? Right, you know, I don't say goodbye. I'm having so much fun. I don't say goodbye. I don't either I don't love lunch. I didn't want to say goodbye. I'm having so much fun. I don't want to say goodbye. I don't either. I Curve. I love to keep lunch. I didn't eat on the pod. So I'm going to eat after the podcast. So that was another episode of Tunger. This is important. This is important.

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