This Is Important - Ep 149: Latter Days Is For The Boys

Episode Date: August 22, 2023

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about what's obviously most crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today we talk about, if we're not talking about Jerkin Off Kiles, check down. My man has a man nest back there. These are butt cheeks. This is butt cheeks. I'm definitely not inside of the butt hole. John Smith, he found some like golden plates

that said like, this shit is important and it led to our podcast Here we go start your engines It's been a while Damn Yeah Damn what's that one? Oh? How are we feeling good baby? You guys see the size of this Jack and coke Yeah Yeah Thanks like yeah

Okay, yes, thank you. Do you have her national anthem by any chance? Oh, I wish I did I don't have that I was there I was there my grandma's like oh no wonder Wonder and did you feel the fever of the flavor when you were there? I feel the fever of the flavor. No, what sucked is that was the all-star game that I Weirdly did a dance we've talked about this on the podcast right with like ludicrous There's wants you to touch on it. I'm just touching. I'm just touching. We've talked about everything on the podcast. Yeah, we're tapped, okay.

You hung with Luda, is that right? Yeah, I was like, I shared a dressing room with Luda Chris. He's like, you know, what music you want to listen to out of him? And I go, anything by word of mouth. And he just looked at me and goes, no. I'm like, no. Okay, pizza, pizza. He probably is like, I've heard that album and no.

Yeah, it's like, I'm good with that. I made it. No. And then I suggested the pitch perfect two soundtrack. I don't know. And he said, yeah, baby. He said, hell yeah. I like that.

Let's get it started. And how? So wait, but in the room, OK? Because this is like a viral thing. And I walked out directly after the, like like here in the end of it and being like I'm gonna seem like a like she's going for it and then just seen like security guards faces I didn't see her and then I just saw like security guards faces being like What the fuck was that? Yeah, and people like kind of laughing and snickering and then it wasn't until after the game that I saw all the

The hoopla. Yeah, Luda. Why don't you put something on please? Disturbing the peace With the needle draw man. Yeah, good job, Blake. Good searching. That was really good. Really good. Dude, that hits. I need that for the board, I think. How'd you find that?

How'd you find that so far? That's a quick find. Well, whenever you want me to sing it, I can sing it. I can do the whole dance, dude. I have that one. That one is seared into the memory. Please don't do the dance. You'll die.

Your hips will explode. You will die. You'll explode into two. People, please don't do the dance you'll die you'll hips will explode you will die you'll explode into two people please don't do the dance Adam no do wait until the live tour which we just dropped uh the live tour is gonna start in like a few weeks yes well do it live do it live fuck it we'll do a live oh do a live good love hey that's funny well do it Yeah, so we're just a few weeks out from the live Podcast where I guarantee you I'm gonna sing that song in its entirety Every show every goddamn show That's how I'm opening up my segment of the podcast

I'm just gonna dance and his leg is gonna pop off like the orange dudes from the labyrinth. It's just gonna hop away Oh, yeah, I do hop away. Oh, yeah It's on oh man. I'll it off and throw it in the audience Those guys here those guys called fireies. Is that what they're called fire guys? Yeah, what are they called? Raghatory but I think I said fire guys whoopsies Blake will look it up. He's so fast at Google because he's so young So young in the song like don't they say like chili down like chili down hip. In the song, don't they say chili down, like chili down with the firies?

Maybe. Don't they say that chili down with the firies? I wanna say they say it over and over again. Well, love. Love, love, baby. I think, yeah. Scary moment in a movie, that one. Great characters.

Oh, when they take the heads off. Not supposed to be scary, but kind of gets a little too tern in a weird way when you're young. These guys are funny oh, these guys are funny. And then they're like, Hey, let me give you your head. And she's like, right. They're a little hands in. Oh, that's right. They fucking try and take her head off. And I call scary. Yeah. And their eyes come out of their mouth and stuff. That's just weird, dude. They try to take a close. I'm gonna wear your bra. I'm

in. I'm not talking about it. I'm gonna wear my head. I'm not sure. What are you talking about? Pretty sure they do. Well, maybe when Adam watches it for the first time, we can double check it. Has Adam ever seen it? Has he never seen it, Adam? He never seen labyrinth. What's up? You weren't there in Santa Monica

when we saw that shit in the theater and like we saw the owl and stuff? Oh my God, dude. Oh my God. We can circle back to that. Let's go, Adam. Go, dude's go do I feel no I was not there I never saw it in the theater. I feel like I saw once and I think I was very young and being like now This this ain't for me this ain't it back to my ductails. Oh It didn't click for you. God that clicked so hard with me and Blake enters

Yeah, but I did hear that a lot of people didn't like that movie. It was a little too creepy. It's with David Bowie has kind of like a huge cod piece. Yeah. It's weird. Yeah, David Bowie, I feel like, and this is why I can't get that into David Bowie because I just want to fuck him the whole time. You know, he's too sexy.

Well, that was his whole, that was his whole state. That's part of why you watch, right? Isn't that why you watch it, though? You're like, I want to fuck this guy. Yeah, but I don't want to fuck him. You know, I'm a happily married man. Okay. I don't want to fuck David Bowen. Right. Yeah, but what if he offered to dip you head first into the book of eternal state? Oh, and when I was a kid, I was like these are feelings that I don't know and I'm not familiar with. Okay. Well, it's a banger and Jennifer Lawrence. No, Jennifer Lawrence.

Jennifer Connolly, Maverick fame. Oh, Jennifer Connolly is unreal. Yeah, and what's the Aeronautsky movie that she's... Top Gun Maverick, not Maverick with Mel Gibson, correct. That's right. No, not Maverick with Mel Gibson. That's Jody Foster.

That one's pretty good too. Not bad. Requiem, she's in Requiem too. That's right. Mel had some good movies. Is David Bowie still alive? Should we get him to come Adam? No.

No. Is David Bowie dead? He's not dead. Yeah man. That sucks. Do you remember when the World War? I'm living in Lake Meir. I was going to get him to come to our show in Medford,

Massachusetts. Yeah dude, he he was gonna be first. He was gonna be our first guest in Chicago, Illinois on September 17th, followed by Phoenix, Arizona Long Beach, Denver, St. Louis, Cleveland, Columbus, Indianapolis, Louisville, Atlanta, Salt Lake City, Utah, Seattle. And those are just the dates that we're talking about right now. All right, so Adam just listed a gang of the dates that we're talking about right now. Right. So Adam just listed a gang of bangers that we're going out to. But that's like, I guess half the tour dates.

I guess that's half, half the tour dates. If you're in Texas, fucking get out of my DMs, stop telling me that we're making a mistake not going to Texas, we're going to Texas. And guess what? Now I don't want to go to Texas. What? Don't draw lines. This is the beauty of the podcast He's gonna bring that fury from the amount of hate that Texas gave us. Mm-hmm. I was like well, maybe maybe I'm not going to Texas now

Bullets. No, that's not hate. It's excitement. Yeah, it's just I believe it's called fervor exactly It's for the man the fervor storm is building. Okay, yeah, maybe maybe you're right. It was just, you know, I just dealt with a lot of fervor myself online with Marvel. Oh, sure. I, I, I, the whole Marvel thing that I talked about in the podcast a few weeks ago. Right. Evidently, the, the, for whatever reason, variety and deadline, Hollywood, and all these publications just said that it was a slow news day and my statement about Marvel was just went out there and Marvel fans, my god, man. Do they get the fervor with them on real?

It's like they all owned Marvel, like they were all the owner of Marvel. I don't disagree. I think what happened was you had said it and then it went away and then you brought it back up on the podcast which came out and that's why it came back with such fervor. I think that's how it got picked up again. As people were like, oh, he's still talking about it.

No, because then they would have used our podcast and not the Ovons podcast when referenced. Yeah, but the Ovons got way more or less. Yeah, damn, that would have been a good press. Yeah, that's good. Now this fervor word that we're using so often, does your know this word or did you just look this up and also can somebody please tell me what it means?

You don't know what the word fervor means? I don't, I don't believe I've... Dude, but it's like... It's like hola-balloo. Yeah, it's like excitement. It's just, yeah. It's fervor, it's hola-balloo, it's excitement. It's, um...

Hola-balloo, by the way. You're using all of the loo to explain what fervor is. I don't know if fervor and hola-balloo are the same. Hola-balloo to me. Hola-balloo is like a big hoopla, right? Isn't it like a hoopla? Yeah, it just means like a bunch of stuff is happening. None of this is helping.

Hololulu is like a big fuss, a big mess. Yeah, it's a hoopla. Like a bunch of stover. The fervor is like, intensity. The fervor can cause a holo blue. Yeah. Oh, so fervor's the buildup. Oh, yeah.

I've seen fervor start holo blue. That is right. Oh, fervor is edging. Fervor is edging. It's the end, right. Yeah, it's like that. I don't know what you're searching. How? I'm a dumbass. Ferver is like edging. Yeah, it's like edging. The build up. The build up excitement. Yeah. Yeah, the build up. Yeah, okay. All right. I'm catching your fire. I see what you're saying. It's like, had you night the build up. Yeah, like sure.

Okay, cool. He's speaking in Compton. Yeah, I only can understand words if it relates to jerk. If it's a porn hub category, he's like, wait a second. Is that like ATM or like, what are you saying? So when I'm with you three, I absolutely need to distill it down to that. I think that's kind of important. Well, the blue's kind of important.

Right. Well, the blue is kind of like when you're really squanching on your nose. Is this like a finger in your ass or what is this? No, is that what you do? Yeah. Yeah. One in the pink, two in the, who is this like a white male Asian female POV? Two in the blue.

That's how the blue. Wait, so Blake, when you master bait, you put two in the pink. And where is your pink exactly? P-O-V-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E- We never left man. Please don't stop the music. I would back you up on that dude. Get ready, Massachusetts. I could probably do the beat. What if we did the... What if we did the... No, we like high-oh-talk. I know we're the high-oh-talk.

Oh, I know we're the high-oh-talk. I know we're the high-oh-talk. I know we're the high-oh-talk. I know we're the high-oh-talk. I know we're the beat. What if we did the what if we did the pilot high-talk? I want us to acapella. I want us to back out of them. Nope. Not gonna happen, Kyle. Gotta get my body moving. Check the stress away. Why? I would love that. I would love to think. Really does. You were gonna have a lot of downtime. You know, we're in these different cities. And instead of going out and exploring the cities

Oh, I love that mean you stay in the hotel room together Smoke we don't you know I'm down with that bro. You know I'm down with that We don't see an inch of any city we're in and just practice Haka fella except for pickleball I do need to play Pickleball and practice Haka Pella. Adam is leaving the conversation. Yeah! I'm even upset.

I'm just being real with you. I can't, I can hardly walk. So Pickleball's out for me. No, for me. Adam, I do want you to record, I want you to record those videos where like, you sing part of it and then you sing the other part of it and then it's like different boxes of you all doing it.

He did that. I did that. He literally boxes of you all doing it. I did that. He literally did that for bumper. Yes. You did that. I did that for bumper and Berlin. When bumper took his travel superlins. We can't talk about it. Well, I know. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, b Dude a huge part of the very first episode so

I saw it. Well now you have wait till the strikes over then tune in. I watched every app right Kyle why don't you like go city to city and challenge people like put like a bunch of money on pickleball games like play like 1000 down down have people pay to play you. Oh, dude. I'm down. Oh, yeah, that's a good idea too. That's a good idea. Donate a percentage. The charity. Yes, sir. So it's like white men can't jump. But since white men are like the only people playing pickleball. Right. Right. Because they can't jump. It's like white men can't jump. So they play pickleball. Yeah. White men can't jump. So they play pickleball. That's the secret. That's the secret. Well, wait, didn't they just make the sequel to White Man, or like a reboot or whatever? Yeah, they rebuilt it.

And no one talked about it. Yeah, they rebuilt it. It came and went like a fart in the wind. I'm a little disappointed by how there's no stain power of movies anymore. Who's the guy in a Jack Harlow? Let's get into it. Let's get into it.

Hollywood talk, how they good. It was a Jack Harlow, Let's get into it. Here we go. Let's get into it. Holly would talk how he would. It was Jack Harlow, and then I don't know the other kids. Yeah, Jack Harlow might just, I mean, I'm not saying Woody Harrelson isn't cool, right? But he was just kind of known as like a quirky guy. Where's Jack Harlow's known as like the guy who will steal your girl, right? Like this dude is like, is that what Jack Harlow is to you? I think he's incredibly sexy.

He's pretty like smooth. He's a dude who does this a lot. Yeah. Rub his hands together, like Birdman. I feel like he's, you know, which this has to stop, by the way. This Birdman hands, Birdman's allowed to do that. Birdman can do it.

Is this just because people were putting, like, stuff on their hands, hand sanitizer, during the pandemic? It had a COVID come back. The hand, the money hands? Really? I thought it's like ready to chomp. But dude, it has to stop. What is that money hands? Is that what you said, like, those are money hands? Yeah, cash money. I thought it was like ready to chomp hands. No, it's like getting ready hands. Money is like this. that's like you're plotting like you're an evil Adam I like how your neck star support as soon as you do money fingers. He's doing money He got the shoulders. He's doing a little shoulder lane. I don't think I don't this isn't this I can't do it really

It's not money hands. It's definitely like it's more like this. This is the one I like it's warming up your hands Because you're about to go to work. I'm about to do some work with these hands Yeah, this is chomp hands, bro. I you're I think it's it's more like plotting your it's plotting hands You're plotting something you're ready for a takeover. No, this is eating hands like Dude they represent fervor these hands these hands represent fervor these are fervor these are fervor. These hands represent fervor. These are fervor hands. These are fervor hands. It's like a doctor who's about to check your testicles. He's like, let me just warm them up. So it's not shocking.

He's like, let me fervor those testicles. I'm about to. Let me fervor that should. Dude, I just got my, like a first physical since I was like 15 years old. Yes, you're there. We go, yeah. And turns out, what?

Got your blood work. You got a bunch of hoopla at the doctor. Yeah, you're there. We go. Yeah. And turns out what got your blood work. You got a bunch of hoopla at the doctor. Yeah, I had a bunch of hoopla. And he made me drop and he's just like checked out my nuts. And then he made me turn around. And I thought I was going to have to get a finger in the ass. He does not have gloves on. A la ballue.

A la ballue. Oh, no, he does have gloves on. He does have gloves on. But I'm like, there was no Lou, or anything. I was like, is this man about to stick its finger up my ass? Oh, no. No, that's not how it goes down. That's not how it goes down.

He would never. I bend over the table thinking I'm gonna about to get a finger in my ass. Were you like this before? Were you like this? I was doing the hand thing. If you just spread my ass cheeks apart. It's a fervor.

And just looks at my ass while you're doing it. Oh, okay. And goes, you don't have to get your, your butthole fingered for another few years. Oh, Dr. Brozarks. And then he just looked at my asshole for like, you know, a few seconds and then he was done. I'm like, what does he check you?

I thought you were about to say minutes, at least even here in Westboro, I know that'll work. He was going, hmm. Hey guys, let's play family feud. What's the top five answers for worse things? A doctor can say while he's here, not your asshole. Okay. Well, I mean, I guess like, what is he checking for?

Like, what is an asshole? What are, what am I checking for? Blake or a Kyle tell you, fishers and hammies. Yeah, they're checking for hammies, they're checking for fishers, they're probably checking for polyps. You know what I mean? Like some cancerous polyps. Jesus, you're checking for fissures, they're probably checking for polyps. You know what I'm in? Like some cancerous polyps. Jesus, your poor asshole Kyle, your poor asshole dude. What is going on back there? Is that a asshole for us? I'm good. I'm good. It's just a, it's a

polyp. What's a polyp? A polyp is like a growth. It's like a, like a bump in the inside of you. Oh yeah, no, that's like, it's really important to find those, right? Because don't those develop into colon cancer? They can, they can, they can be colorectal cancer on my butt. No, sir. Yeah, you gotta get your rectum tight. Yeah, so they're looking for any signs that says that if they're looking for, they're looking for anything in there

that's like, you know what, I should dig. Thankfully, they didn't see anything that was like Why are you using two hands? It was just a little tongue. Why are you using it? You got a gaper. I'm looking in there, because I'm like looking. I don't know.

Yeah, I feel like- Is that the butt-sheet? Is that the butt hole? What else are we doing? Did you get on the treadmill for this guy? Like- These are butt cheeks. This is butt cheeks.

I'm definitely not inside of the butt hole. Okay. That's ass hole that you're doing. Yeah, you're really gripping there. This, this is cheeks. That's cheeks, yeah, it was cheeks. This is whole. The cause of diarrhea.

Oh, like this. Mm-hmm, like that. Just like, or like that, or like that. I like where we're becoming a very visual podcast. It's less about the audio and you want that. Yeah, you got to watch this one on YouTube. Yeah. Well, that's what you got to see us live.

You got to see our hand gestures are funny Please come out and see us lie it in live in Medford, Massachusetts, which is outside of Boston Chicago Illinois, Phoenix Arizona long Beach, California, Denver, Colorado, St. Louis, Missouri, line You know St. Louis was just a rated, most dangerous city in America. Well, do a lot of something I read on the internet that could also not be true. I also heard they have really good pizza there.

So let's get in there. And the barbecue. Are we going on a little barbecue? St. Louis? Yes. We finally might meet Nellie. Yes, St. Louis, I was thinking, is that a lunatic's man?

Should we all wear band-ins out? For sure, Nellie's coming. He's gonna be the guest in St. Louis. Go ahead. Cleveland, Ohio. Columbus, Ohio. Oh, should we mention that every show will not have a special guest? No show.

Every show definitely probably not have a special guest. Yeah. No show will have a special guest. None. Indianapolis, Louisville, Atlanta, Salt Lake City, and Seattle, what do you think is gonna be the most fun show with this special guest. None. Indianapolis, Louisville, Atlanta, Salt Lake City, and Seattle, what do you think is going to be the most fun show with this first match? Will you name them all again three times? Okay.

Uh, midfird Massachusetts is the is the first one that's uh, Medford dude. Medford goes off someone said to me. Yeah, I'm thinking I didn't know where it was. I was like, I thought we were going to Boston. Turns out it's just like a suburb of Boston. It's just right outside the city. Sure. dope. I bet they rap super hard of it's gonna be cool Subber fucking rock dude. Yeah, dude. Medford's gonna Yeah, that one might be let's go to Medford and I know Chicago's gonna be off the charts as that's Jersey's home Yeah, oh dude. You know my city is gonna show up for me dude. I know that dude I actually think that theater we're doing is super sick like it's a pretty what is it the Chicago theater?

Yeah, the Chicago theater. Yeah, it is yeah, it's the one from like the beginning of perfect strangers Great pull Nice beginning of the Cisco and Eber yeah Disaster my guy what's the beginning of Cisco and Eber? Guys, cheers, can you give us something from the 2000s? Please, man, some reference. What's Cisco and Eber? No, Chicago had its time in the 80s, and then they kind of moved on, and everyone's like,

but some of the bad mans were filmed here. Nobody knows that can't tell. They do now. You just put them on. That's right. I know, that, yeah. And for more facts, come on out to the show. Why?

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Bro, it's bigger than L.A. Yeah? It's bigger than L.A. No, they're filming like all the Chicago fire shows. Oh, that's true. Chicago Hope is probably still going off over there, right? I hope so. I hope so.

Oh, wow. Holy ho. Holy ho. Holy ho. Yes, points. Yeah, good. Yeah, there are the Chicago shows, which I think are like four shows now. Cool.

I could, I guess. Yeah, there's a bunch of stuff. All right, well good. Yeah, I got to get my ass out there. Bring more than your ass. CSI Chicago. Is there a bunch of stuff filming. All right, well good. Yeah, I gotta get my ass out there. Bring more than your ass. CSI, Chicago, is there a CSI? Yeah. Phoenix, Arizona, I mean, we promoted game overman there

and that place is a, oh my god. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop a lot of people film their specials there, okay It's a bagel how are we gonna do that and I heard that it can rotate. Oh, that's cool. Are you kidding me? Oh, we're gonna crank that bitch up. I heard it can go around around around how fast put it on full tilt after a few Bones. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, dude eater in the ball. Fucking that sounds dope, dude That sounds just great as fast as they could possibly spin it, we're just on a. Yeah. Yeah. That would be so sick.

Yeah. I'm turning it up to 11. Thank you. Gravitron. Just do the show from a Gravitron. The duty runs it's super serious. There's no 11. It's 1 to 4.

It goes to 4. Yeah. It's a, it's from a movie. It's from the 90s. No. It's actually 11. And then we go, when then we come back home to Long Beach. Oh, yeah, my Alma Mater. Oh, deadloss. Yes, home of Cameron Diaz and Snoop Dogg.

The Blake Anderson went to school there. Yeah, did you not Blake? I did for about a year. And then we got workaholics. Yes! Yeah, yeah. What's the mascot? Can we shout out the 49ers? That's very important to me. 49ers. Yeah, but they were the baseball team was the dirt bags, which is very cool. Dirt bags. I have a tank top.

I will be wearing it at the live show. Be ready for that. They still do. They still get it. They still get away with that. Not that it's like a... Well, I think a dirt bag is the base. Exactly.

Yeah, I get that. But I'm saying like... The koochi. Well, that's not what a dirt bag is the base. Yeah, I get that. But I'm saying like, the koochi. Well, that's not what a dirt bag is. The koochi is actually what they call the shorts. They can get away with it. It's fine. We're just the koochi. Yeah.

No, but just I'm just saying like it seems like. I don't know if they're still dirt bags. Yeah, I get what you're saying. Like, like, people are so offended by that. but yeah, like my uncle was a dirt bag. We come from a long line of dirt bags. Yeah, you can't say dirt bag. I can't. Fuck it. Yeah, okay. Well cool. That's very cool. And I, I mean, that's that's cool that we're going to be in Long Beach. I haven't spent a ton of time in Long Beach. I've done the laugh factory there a couple times, but I'm excited to to mess up Long Beach. Yeah, that's gonna be fun. Yeah, I've been to a few Olympic trials there.

Okay. I saw World Records set there and I believe 2000. We'll take a full set the World Record. Shout out Ian Crocker and the 100 Butterfly 50 point. Of course. Ian Crocker. And then we go to Denver, Colorado. And and Denver Colorado. I think might be the one. I think that might be looking at this list. I was just out there and it's sick. I like it. Denver. Denver. Denver fucking rocks. It's a great city. It's super clean. It's and that's all it takes for Adam to find. I just look at this. That's my main thing. I've never been to Denver. I don't think it's cute. It's hella tiny. It looks old But but also feels new at the same time and then we're Is it's is I think I mean I think the stat is it's like the sunniest one of the sunniest places in America

Hmm the sunshine stay. I love Yeah, it's Is that what it's gonna look like that's California? Wow. It's the sunniest place. It really yeah, I thought it was Florida I thought Florida is a sunshine state. It is we go switch them up man global warming is changing everything Southern California I thought was the the tops for as far as sunny goes, but I almost went to school the golden That's what it is. Yeah, California is a golden state and then for the sunshine state. Well, those are just names. Those are just fun. What's Arizona? Isn't that the sun? No, that's the road runner state. Hottest. That's the hottest. That's gotta be the hottest state.

You don't want that on a license plate, though. We're the hottest state. What state is Arizona? This is I like this game. I like state games. What is the Arizona? What kind of state is it? This is I like this game. I like state games. What is the Arizona? What kind of state is it? Denver is still one of the sonniest cities in America. Adam, what's the next city? Wait, what do you mean, Blake? You mean like, what does it say on the

license plate? I got you. Every state is the blank state. Yeah. Arizona is what? The show me state. See? What show me?

Then big. That's Missouri. It's Missouri. What's up with the show? We state what the fuck does that even you know what we're doing in Arizona then guys are coming on station that's not Arizona we'll do that in St. Louis which is in the show me okay okay well we're gonna be showing a lot of Dates but tobacco my point my point was so dumb Denver is one of the sonny cities in America with an average of 245 sunny days per year, so oh

Never would have thought that Lord so much too much. We it should be nice and sunny when we're there in Denver on September 24 This is not the always sunny tour always sunny in Denver Colorado Couldn't help it. Wow. We'll juice up like Mark McGuire. Okay. And have a good time under the arch. Beautiful St. Louis. What are the things you guys know about St. Louis?

Show me state. The show me state of Missouri. The show me state. That's the show me state, right? I think it has a jazz scene. Okay, jazz is tight. Yeah. The barbecue. Just the St. Louis Okay, jazz is tight. Yeah. The barbecue.

Just the St. Louis barbecue, no? Yeah, barbecue. St. Louis is known for barbecue. Uh. And the St. Louis, yeah. That's enough. The guy with the mask. Do Murphy Lee?

That's a lot of stuff. Murphy Lee. We're only there for a couple days, right? No, just one day. Did we cover this this episode? I can't even remember. Did we already talk about the St. Louis? Okay.

Let's move on next next one Goodbye and the arch we gotta go the arch Then we go to Cleveland Ohio. Oh Oh the most day by the lake. I can't wait baby. Oh damn that's so Cleveland rocks according to Drew Kerry So yeah, we gotta get Drew Kerry the dog pound. Let's go browns Bone thugs in harmony like come on. Oh, yeah, kid Cutie, if you will. My goodness, come on. Okay.

Oh, it's Cutie from my Cleveland. Yeah. I do like to shake your Height Sky right out. Dude, get your LeBron James Jersey's on. And we're not saying he's going to be there, but he's joining us. So we're not saying he's going to him and kid Cutie. LeBron, I'm going to do a crazy thing. They met on the set of

The House Party revamp and the I didn't night on that they got cut and we'll see him all there. We're super tight and close. We're sending out some text You got cut out of the rebuild of that movie the reboot. It was like a during COVID like They called me at like five o'clock and they're like, can you come downtown at 9.30 and film Usine? And I was like, oh, I can't do that. Sure. And then it got cut.

Yep. I mean, I went and I was like, this is gonna get cut. Yeah, for sure. It was like the dudes coming out of like an eyes wide shut party, super-erid. And then I was just like there like hi here's your good name it was notoriously horrible dude you better be careful and dude the the house party fans hi we're gonna come after you just like the Marvel fans came

after me dude you better be careful dude that's right the first part of the house party fans we're gonna get you any careful man so after Cleveland to Ohio we're sticking in Ohio we haven't had we love the Buckeye state. Oh, yes, we're going to Columbus and I don't think I've ever been to Columbus So this is pretty exciting. I've been to every other one of these cities so far Shout out to the Columbus crew Yeah, shout out to What else what else what else? What else? What else? What else?

Do you guys know anything about Columbus? Uh, any... Nothing, man. Nothing. Uh, large gay population. A lot of the Midwest gay folks. Nice, great. Let's go.

Or maybe not going to stand for it. I'm staying in one. Oh, yeah, let's go. Durs always keeps tabs of mid, specifically Midwest Gays. That's what Durs always keeps a finger on the pulse. Yeah, well, it's raised by one. So you know You know what's cool man. Yeah, I'm actually done like that nicely What else where else is gay? I think Minas though to have a miniapolis has a pretty good gay community

Gacy. Yeah many they call it many at many ass Men and ass My yes, you guys got some points. Yes, I think I'm Minneapolis. This man's ass is on my lips. And then we're going to Indianapolis. Which they call Indianapolis. Yes, please.

There we go. All right, good stuff. Yes, points. That gets points, Adam. Well done. Indianapolis, I've Right, there we go. All right, good stuff. Yeah, let's points. That gets points, Adam. Well done. Any apples? I've only been there for a... Endy State W. Finals game, Wisconsin Badgers,

when they got stomped by Duke or somebody. I can do. Okay, so everybody, where are your Duke jerseys to that one? Get your Duke jerseys on. I know the restaurant we're gonna go to. It's called Elmosmos and it's got a famous shrimp cocktail. Oh my god. Famous for being super spicy and that's a whole thing. Oh I like a hot shrimp. Dude my favorite part about being on tour is having really

fun dinners with my friends so I'm really excited for that. It's gonna be half the podcast every time. It's just where we ate. So the dinner we had to know. But we're gonna have to eat dinner at like 4 p.m. We're gonna throw up on stage every time. That's perfect. Honestly, that's perfect for me. Yeah, I like to have a good. For Kyle, that is perfect. I love it. Nice little first bell. Kyle, is that a pickleball shirt, Kyle? Is that a pickleball shirt? Well, yeah. Lowkey, good, good job. Man, you got it. Yeah. Yeah, I'm a visual learner. You got it Yeah, and you are looking Kyle Durson before the podcast and I'm clocking it now

You're looking real skinny bud. Oh, thanks. Thanks. How many LBs have you dropped? I was not complimenting him for the record. I was just as a scientist. Yeah, he was in complimenting. He said, ooh, I was like the thing look skinnier. I like it though. I like it. Thanks. You're giving real David Bowie vibes. Oh You look like a corpse. Um, yeah, but I'm a little concerned about the hair in the back is getting like Bill Murray end of King Vines like Bill Murray end of King Vahnees. Yeah. That's what happened.

I got it. I got it. Just kind of tucked up back there. You know, it's so fucking hot. I got to put it off my neck. My man has a man nest back there. It's like it's so damn hot on the neck. I don't know how the hell you operate for so long, Blake.

You don't need to come on now, dog. My friend, I've had so many days when I wish I could just end it. You can. could just end it But this is it's like a little bun thing back here. It's cool. It's nice Okay, but we're not talking it work. Yeah, we're talking about how you you we're talking about that We're gonna shave both their heads when we get to what city out of the month when we go to I feel like that's a movie bill Allui feel oh my god. I'm down below 220. I'm below 220 guys like that's a Louisville. A Louisville thing. Oh my god. I'm down below 220. I'm below 220 guys. It's a big big deal. That's huge. Wow. Congrats.

Yeah. And how many how many LBs did you drop? Do you think? And if you've been actively trying? 220. He left to 20 pickleball. Or I've been just playing pickleball and running. Like now I'm running again. But okay. So you are you are attempting to lose some some LBs. I have been yeah, shoes Are you running in what are you running? I'm running in Hokka's dude. Okay. Which ones? What's on feet? Clifton's They got the fucking wide ass base. Do you know what I'm talking about like really really wide like they go out?

It's probably a Clifton's. I mean, that's a lot of most Hokka's. Yeah, they got the fat base, but I like them I think they're they're good. I dig them. Yeah. Good. Yeah. My Doctor called me fat yesterday, so that's cool. Mm-hmm. Was this while he was peering in your asshole? He didn't even call you my name. He just goes step in fat. Yeah. Hey fat. Take a seat Good to see you. I'm reading your file. I'm talking fat. What do you mean? What do you mean? He said I'm overweight and I need to keep an eye on it as he looks at my bubble What do you mean he said I'm overweight and I need to keep an eye on it as he looks at my bubble I can't stop easy but doesn't he know what your situation is I see just like it's real fat back here What's going on just your butthole? Yeah, it's really hard to part. I got to grab it. No, he does know he does know and he understood He's like your butthole has sleep apnea When you fart you all my, I'm having hip surgery.

I'm having hip surgery tomorrow. These hips don't know. Hopefully that clears it up and I can. You probably got a fast tonight. You got a fast. No, we didn't. No, sorry. Friday.

So today's Wednesday. So I can eat like a fucking pig. Well, that's going to be why you got this college in names, buddy. Yeah. He got you are not fat. I eat because I'm unhappy. Stop it. Well, that's gonna be why you're doctors college in names, but yeah You are not fat. I eat because I'm unhappy. I'm a doctor. Whenever I hear stuff like that, I just get a new doctor Yeah, you're like just get a brand new doctor. I just can't I agree. I can't get over the sleep apnea machine hooked up to your blood Bet you can God just like the pod

Yeah, so I'm proud of the party guy going out there run. I didn't know you were a runner. That's fucking awesome I yeah trying to shed it. It's it's important. I am also Too big what's cool about I'm jealous of runners. It's fun. We're gonna go to all these different cities You can take a hot lap. Yeah, go see the city real quick, you know, we're gonna do it boys Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, we're gonna do it boys. Yeah. Oh, yeah, oh Maybe I'll be back maybe I'll run for the first time in my life with my new asset in in the Annapolis Get one of those racing wheelchairs where you're just gonna go I'll push you. Well, that's what's gonna happen. I'm just gonna be fucking thick with it. Yeah, you'll lead the way

Well, that would be tight. Don't get all up here. I'm gonna look like the the wheelchair guy from American dad You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, just call up a POP that's gonna be the jacked dude. Coptude. Did you see that? You saw one episode of that show? The cartoon. Yeah, the cartoon American dad, right? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, Blake Rana, a handful of episodes of American dad. We were? Oh, yeah, me too. Yeah, you would go in for like Yeah, 30-minute session in that one room We we recorded together or was it mean you Ders that recorded I don't think it was I remember going back there They're like hey, they want you for another voice and I was like I'm getting $10 for this. This isn't seem right

Hey, that's why we're striking. That's a strike. No actually we got we got good residuals for that because it was on It was a was it oh cuz they play it so much because they play it so much so what are residuals so American dad was a great great big do that when residuals were programmed in baby so Louisville Kentucky I don't think I've ever been to Louisville Louisville we got to get Kyle in the batting cages there right let's go I'll hit a slug girl you yeah I'm excited for that I have an ant that lives in Louisville that I would love to link up with. That'd be cool. Louisville. You're gonna have to learn how to say it. Louisville. I think it's pronounced Louisville.

Okay. Okay. It's Louisville. And the next destination on the tour. You think it's pronounced Louisville littleville people do say lowville Well, yeah, yeah, well, yeah, when they're drunk and slurring it's pronounced littleville. It's true. Thank you, Todd It's a little bit like when you say railroad. It's the same thing. Don't say railroad It's little bill you do. Can you guys back me up? I say railroad just said railroad, but you say railroad Adam says railroad

I don't say railroad Adam says just said railroad, but you say railroad. Adam says railroad. I don't say railroad. Adam says my dad. My dad worked for the railroad. He does say that. Yes, he does. Dude, my dad says it too. He was born in Missouri much like yourself. Adam also says sugar.

Sugar. And devorest. That's what else? What else? Devorest. Well, Durses, thanks. He did go. He does say thanks. Durses definitely says in banks. Yeah, thanks seems pretty cool

The things and he always clears his throat like this And I say things correctly little bill okay, hey, so what will be in little bill Blake says didn't Or I say a lot of dumb. I didn't I didn't go there. I didn't go there. I didn't go there. I didn't want it. That's a Bay Area thing you guys want to get in. Yeah, I did it. Which is not on the tour dates, but stay tuned for the second half. The second half.

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It seems like Blake and Kyle hates the Bay. That's what- Whoa, chill, chill on their board! Check your fizz level, dude. Yeah, bro. That's what the comments are saying. You guys are just as bad as these Texas kids. Come on, you need to have a little patience. We're doing a big roll out. Wait till the second-

We're trying to build Fer out. Wait till the second. We're trying to build fervor. Fervor hits you. Get fervorous. Get fervorous in the compliments. And then we're going to fast and fervorous. Hot, lanopo. That's gonna be a fun one. You know what, man.

We know a couple spots out there. I can't wait to be there for nine hours. We're gonna soak it in. That shit's impossible. You can get a lot done in nine hours in Atlanta. Trust me. Yeah, you spent a lot of time in Atlanta Blake when you were shooting woke. Yes. When I was there shooting the outlaws, every place I would go into, they're like, your boy Blake was just in here. Oh, like he's been home for like months. Two years ago. Yeah, I leave us think. They're like, oh, they're like looking around for you as if you just left.

He was just here. Oh, wait. And I'm not joking. That happened to multiple places I'd walk in and they're like, oh, your boy was just here. And I'm like, who? And they're like Blake. And I'm like, Blake has been home for like three months.

Yeah. You don't understand time freezes Time freezes at this Jimmy John. Jimmy John. It was every bar I went into. So you made me go, oh, Blake had a good time here. Dude, literally, one of the coolest places you can ever go is the Claremont Lounge. It is such a cool bar.

It rocks. Dude. I went there, well, I've been there several times since, but when I was shooting the outlaws, we went there, and I'd only been there one other time before that. And I walk in and the woman who was in charge, the bartender, lady, she was like, oh, hey, honey, I saved your seat for you ride here, baby.

Sit on down, good to see you, Adam. I saved your seat for you right here, baby. Sit on down. Good to see you, Adam. And then people are like looking around as if I come in there all the time. This woman was just like remembered me. Called me out as if I'm a little, like I have a seat. And then everybody was like, oh, do you come here all the time? And I'm like, no.

I mean, you're famous. I've been here one other time. Hello, Jelie. That was very nice. Dude, they're very welcoming. Yeah, she made me feel at home Do you think is a combination of a nice person and and your famous? Wow could it be I do think that but it's it's a Strip club so you don't want to feel like a combination of that and a little combination of I felt like she was outing me when in fact I hadn't been there before.

I've only been there one other time. You thought it was a row and a half previous. Right. So it was a little off-putting, but it is an amazing place. There's a woman there with tits down to her knees and you throw your empty beer can up to her and she will smash the beer can between her titties. Whoa, that's tight. That's the kind of cool place it is.

Sounds like a much really fun. I guess I was there for junior nationals in 1998. Oh, it's... And you didn't go to the Claremont Lounge? It's a blast. Did not. I went somewhere, though, where they had like 30 different mixed ice drinks or whatever in those machines, you know?

Oh, yeah. I dropped my fake ID and got one. Oh, all the top-dack response. Yeah, exactly. I've always been quick. I got a question about the boom thing. Oh, between the breasts, she crushes the cans science. Yes, so she would take her titties.

So you know how you grab like this, like this, here, on the wall. So imagine you're grabbing butt cheeks. So watch me, here it comes. Yeah. I'm watching Adam is now He's got his pretending like it has one Oh, you're a champ. Oh No, no So you throw the can up and then she takes her giant titties and goes and catches them

It's science and smashes the can in between my and cause. Yeah, dude. So they're recycling. I love it. It's worth the price of admission. Yes, even if you're not a drinker, get a soda pop and enjoy the show because it's a ball. It is fun.

And there's great clientele. But so her breasts are so firm at that side. They also have like the world's oldest stripper. They have like a 80 year old woman up there. Cut herself. It is like strip club or a bar. It's both. It's a bikini bar. What is this? Oh, okay.

It's like, but it's only like, yeah, it's not like intense or anything. It's just like a vibe. It's a, it's a, it's kind of a, it's a scene. It seems a scene. It seems a scene. Yeah. And scary a little bit scary, like a'd be like a little nervous when you go in there It's like cha cha lounge meets like a Jumbo's clown room. It wasn't what was the bikini bar downtown? Cheetah's LA that was there forever. No, no, no, no, no, no, that's off offsprout. Yeah, Mike's offsprout

That was rocks Sam Sam Sam's offsprout. Yeah, you call Mike's because our boy Mike was the shining light table for Mike It was called Sam's but that was Mike's place. We would jump the line straight to the front before Before fame and whatever like just going straight to the front of the line and he would go I got a table for Mike and he just said it was such confidence and you just want to you just want this dude in your club Yeah, and then they just wave just all in and had a table for us We do I hung out with Mikey last night. We went and got sushi downtown in Old Japan town, which I did not know is a thing in Los Angeles But it is and it's fucking awesome down there. That sounds badass. I don't know. Yeah. I'm so jelly

I'm so jelly now bitch. I'm mad jelly after we get wild in hot land up We're gonna kind of cool off a little bit and maybe chill out cuz we're hidden Salt Lake City. Oh SLC punk dude, we're gonna get very punk rock out there. Is that where the beers are the beers are limited in SLC? Right, like a percentage of it. We're gonna learn the the pro, we're going to talk about it on stage. I'm sure. What does that mean, mates? It means the percentage. Less percentage of alcohol.

Yeah. Yeah. Three and a half percent or something like that. Three, two beers. Is that less than like a buttlight is? Yeah, it is five. It's like five. Because that's all I drink.

Yeah, of course. Yeah, well, it's going to be three and a half percent buttlight is? Yeah, it is five. It's like five. Because that's all I drink. Yeah, of course. Yeah, well, it's gonna be three and a half percent but lights, bud. Okay. But you're hydrated, I love it. Yeah, you're just gonna drink more. Yeah, still water. Still water.

What about the buzz balls? The buzz balls. What if I bring in super strong buzz balls across the border, do you think? Oh, I don't know if you can do that. I don't know if you can import, dude. I think you'll be arrested on the spot and I would love that I think this

tour isn't a success in less specifically Blake is arrested and wait is this church of Latter-day Saints who's in the who's in Salt Lake? Yeah it's I think it's Mormon good Mormons yeah is that the same thing as church of Latter-day Saints? Yeah I believe so yeah and what is Latter-day? Yesterday I don't know it's tomorrow as I'm saying like a Latter-day Saints. Yes. I believe so, yeah. And what is Latter-day? Yesterday. I don't know. Tomorrow. As I'm saying. Like a Latter-day was just like in the 60s or whenever when the Mormons created this

religious Latter-day. Latter-day. It was like 16s. Is Latter-day like Saturday? Is it Saturday? No, it was it. I, someone should look it up, but it wasn't that long ago.

It was like church of Saturday Saints. It was like John Henry, right? John Smith. John Smith. He found some like golden plates that said like, this shit is important and it was like, or podcasts. Oh, okay.

Respect. Woo. That shit's important. His like, religions and naked grandma. And everyone's like, our whole entire podcast has been leading up to this moment. We're leading people towards the Mormon church. Cool.

Yeah, the church of Latter-day Saints, which admittedly out of all the saints, like Latter-day ones are kind of tight. Yeah. Like rock. You might have known what is Latter-day. Right. Dude, you. My uncle was Latter-day Saints.

What Latter-day, that's when you clean the gutters? What are we talking here? We're doing live. Hey, Latter-days for the boys. Okay. my uncle what latter day say latter day that that's when you clean the gutters what are we talking here later days for the boys okay later days for the boys i love that uh... blake if i don't get god damn points uh... for that one

carry you're leading the league in point and i feel like we need to make latter day is for the boys Merch for as Salt Lake City. Yeah, that's a really good idea. Isaac fuck that up. Please Yeah, Isaac is this later days. I've done shows in Salt Lake City before And they are great. Yeah, no, I can't wait. Yeah, they were very fun shows Seattle and we're ending the first leg of this tour in beautiful Seattle, Washington. Adam Ray. I cannot wait.

Star books. Get your Joel McCale and Adam Ray on. Maybe those are our guests. No, Ken Griffey Jr. will not be there. Dude, that would be sick. Love Ken Griffey. John Camp. Come on. You know, I met Ken Griffey Jr. just a few weeks ago. Junior will not be there. Dude, that would be sick. Love kangaroo. Sean camp. Come on. You know, I met kangaroo

junior just a few weeks ago. How was he? He was telling me connected. He was, he said the nicest things about you. Hmm. Adam. Adam school. He rocks. Adam's getting a, he's playing brick breaker.

Adam goes, yeah, I met kangaroo junior. Let me be on my phone for a moment. You guys discussed that thing I said for a second. Cool. He's man. Joe. Matt's in the market was a restaurant we're gonna go to when we are in Seattle. It was so damn good.

It was called Matt's in the market. Matt and Joel McHale took me there after the what is Kyle doing Starbucks I want Kyle's it's out your undivided attention for what Adam's talking about right now or you're not invited by Joel McHale took me there after the MLB celebrity was boring right yeah you were saying that it was off the charts yeah it was really Which is to me valuable information. Kyle on there on the hand, I don't know if he's fucking picking. Toe Jam out of his feet or what over there.

What are we doing? I'm listening dude, I'm listening. I'm just looking down. I don't have to look at you. I was worrying. You think this is any more exciting than any other episode we've ever done? You want his attention. You got to talk about butthole.

Yeah, that really hurts my feelings Kyle. Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. But you're weight loss again. I'm not talking about jerking off Kyle's check down. Yeah, if it's not sexual, I'm kind of like, well, you're an ass. Well, there's weight.

I'm just, I'm decently waiting. I'm not interrupting. I'm patiently waiting and chirping in when I feel like I can chirping. I'm watching you. I don't like it. Well, guess what? When we go to dinner at Mats in the market in Seattle to end the first leg of the tour, you can excuse yourself and go jerk off in the bathroom, Kyle,

as I know you have to do that. I'm happy to. Happy to. And I'm excited for you to do it. Because I use those restaurants. I'm happy that you're happy. I use those restaurants. It's they're nice, they're clean.

And I think you'll enjoy jerking off in them, OK? Happy. I'm happy. Now I'm in. This is great. Now I have something to look forward to. Yeah, that's great. We're gonna, we're gonna try and get Kyle to gain all the way back on this tool. Oh, that's easy, man. Dude, I'm probably, I'm probably gonna be my fat as well. Because I'm getting the hip surgery and I can't work out. It's exciting. Oh yeah, I think I'm gonna break the 200 barrier as well. Because I'm getting the hip surgery and I can't work out. Exciting. Oh yeah, I think I'm gonna break the 200 barrier which I've never done before. Oh man, I kind of remembered you in an era

when you were got close before because I remember talking about this and rooting for you, rooting for you to get there. I have been floating. It's been a lifetime goal. Yeah, because I'm unhappy. So I think I think I'm probably gonna hit it. You know, I said to myself, I'm not gonna be able to work out

or really move for a few weeks. Where where are you at right now, brother? Yeah, what how far do we have to go? Yeah, what's going on? I weighed myself at the doctors yesterday and I was 194 pounds. So I got six pounds. Oh, dude, your cup of meals away.

Yeah, oh yeah, and that's half cock. Oh, man, did your rock your rock salad. I don't think And that's half cock. Oh man. Dude, your rock solid. I don't think by the like bread, I don't think you're fat unless when you sit on the toilet, you're stomach, like touches your thighs. Well, yeah, that's when you know that, that's when you know it's bad news. That's when you're fat, right?

I was thinking about that the other day because I was like, least my stomach's not touching my butt. And I'm not quite there. Yeah, then you're fine. I'm not quite there, but it's, wait, it's drooping a little bit at least my stomachs don't touch you. And I'm not quite there. Yeah, I'm not quite there, but it's... Wait, it's drooping a little bit more than my stomach. My stomach doesn't really droop, and it's starting to droop. You come from a barrel chest or a barrel tummy.

Yeah, where does your thigh start? How far do you lean forward when you poop? When you poop, are you like back to the... Just a standard, dude, it's a standard. Well, you're not like no one ships Don't say no one don't say no you don't lean against the back seat Straight up you sit straight up you lean for my my toilet has a fucking Revolver dog I take a shit like I'm in a low rider. I'm like

Shit like I'm in a low rider. I'm like See I hate where Blake makes up things for the pod I I want realism when it comes to our podcast not like Especially making stuff. I don't know You don't know where I put I agree agree because it's like we're at because my question is where do your thighs technically start? You know what I mean? Oh, you're saying if thighs to set the hips, I don't have to ease their own. I don't know. Good question. So, Kyle, you're just admitting that you're,

you're for sure you're got for sure rest on your thighs. Is that what you're asking? Where the thighs start? I did not say anything. I did not say anything. Where it feels like sometimes my knees are at touch and my nip of the head. I don't know.

At the hip, like right where it bends. Yeah, Kyle, well, if I At the hip, like right where it bends. Yeah, yeah. Well, if I'm leaning forward it can touch. Well, yeah, if you're leaning all the way over, sure. But like, if anybody, no, if I'm just taking a sh- And you're trying to suck your own dick on the toilet for sure, yeah.

If you're just saying straight up, and your gut touches your thighs, I agree with yours, that is when you're a little loose in the cage, bro. Well, how far do you sit forward? Okay, well so mine is touching the thigh. Mine's touching the thigh. My belly is touching the thigh.

Yeah, Kyle, I think you are, I think a good doctor would tell you that you are obese. I think a good doctor would let you know that. But I am proud of you. What are you showing us? I think I can look that up on the internet, buddy. I don't need a doctor for that. I could look that up online. I know that. But I'm proud of you. What are you showing us? I think I can look that up on the internet, buddy. I don't need a doctor for that. I could look that up online.

I know that. But I'm proud of you. You've recently lost. How much? How much weight do we cover that? It's been a long time, but I was, I said I was up to 27. You like two years ago.

You know what? And you're at two 20. I'm at two, I'm at 218. Yeah, but who's kind of a great man. Who's Nicolan Dynan? I mean, why does that's really good? That's 50 pounds, that's fucking incredible. Yeah, I was too big.

I was, that makes me want to gain 50 to lose 50. You really could have turned that corner and been, you could have got to 300. It was a bagel. Oh, dude, I was there. I was absolutely there. Well, you got 30 pounds. You plus it down quite far.

Yeah. And I would love you like that. But it would have been easy. You know, it's weird about being 270 as I didn't even feel 270. I kind of felt like I was like, all right. And then I got on the scale. Did your calves get huge?

Is that you can have like X fat dudes have like, dry, most lit calves? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I didn't get any of that. Like you can know you're like, you're fat. You used to be fat. I don't think I got any of the benefits. I don't think I got any of the benefits of being

about this. It's just the cousins. There's no other benefit. Well, that's right. Besides sick bowling shirts, they look great. They look great. I feel a lot of fat guys, like they are really strong because you kind of have to be strong to lug around all that weight all the time.

Yeah, all the time. And your face is in show. So then they lose, they lose a ton of weight and then they're just like kind of jack stacked dudes. And you're kind of like, is that the trick? Well, sometimes that's what I'm doing. It's my jacked instinct with just like the skin situation. Yeah, for sure.

It is so wild when you lose that much weight and then you just pick up like a couple bowling balls and you're like, dude, this used to be on me. Like you know what I mean? Like that's a lot of fucking weight, bro. It's, yeah, more than a couple. 50 pounds. I mean, yeah, Well more than a couple. 50 pounds. I mean, yeah, bowling balls are like 10 or 12 pounds.

50 pounds is like four bowling balls, right? Yeah, that's a lot of. Yeah, four bowling balls. I've asked for bowling balls. I'm a dude. A couple doesn't. Well credible actually. Man, big up to me.

Yeah. Dude, good job. Let's go. Big up to the human body. No, I'm brought to you. Good work. And that's mostly pickleball related. So, hey, and it was just pickleball

Yeah, shout out to silker. Shout out to big pickleball shout out to sell Kirk. Thanks for the fattles send my man a hat There ain't no any apologies. You gotta send me that net. I would love the unapology from Kyle since he sort of like zoned out What did I do talking about the kangaroo junior and you just sort of? That's when you use own that to use on that and I'll take that I was do know was it's already now I was looking up something to talk about on the podcast

in the market the restaurant we're going to go to and Seattle. You still should apologize. I just love this. It's uh I met kangaroo fjr I think I told you guys I met him a couple weeks ago I'm bored. You know. You know what? I guess I'm not getting that apology and that's fine, dude. Yeah, no, I'll give you a moment of gratitude like I'm fucking

love you. I appreciate you. I love that. I love that. I love and appreciate you guys. Hey, back to Moments and Gratitude. Oh, we're going to add moments of gratitude. I like a moment of gratitude. I like that This is a moment of gratitude presented by letter day Saints

Boys get your merch on were for sure not gonna have a letter days Really good get your tickets at ti2r.com at this TII Tour.com. Yeah. Do we get like, like, visors to be like backwards and upside down? Because it's such a Saturdays for the boys thing to wear.

Yeah. For the boys visors. Latter days is for the, yeah. Oh, I kind of like that. But then if you have to wear it upside down and backwards in order to read it. So the font will be upside down. Yeah, yeah. So you have to wear it upside down and Backwards in order to read it so the font will be upside down. Yeah, so you have to wear back Resin upstairs. Yeah, okay Also, I can pretty much guarantee we won't have this merch on the tour so if anybody

He's not wants to do this and sell it in the parking lot all the Bygones. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we might we might tune into that. Okay Yeah, I don't want to hear from my lawyer. Yeah, they SLC show. I want all the bootleg merch. I want all the bootleg merch That's for sure. Absolutely. We encourage it any takebacks any apologies We are gonna sell some merch. I'm excited to to finalize that yeah, oh god I'm gonna go shout out shout out to us a swimming foundation Oh God, I'm gonna give a shout out, shout out to USA Swimming Foundation. Okay. I'm a nice, good game show.

And I was happy to send them 25 Gs to teach some kids how to swim. We got a job. Drownings. Absolutely. If people watch that, that was a lit ass. Oh, and I'm saying lit. I'm saying lit. It lit.

It was good. It's a lit. Celebrity family feud. Steve Harvey, baby. Yeah, if honestly, if we can talk about it, I watch a lot of family feud. That was an excellent episode. You guys were next in this.

So you're just some, you're promoting it. We're not. Yeah, like I'm not a part of it. I have no stakes in the game. I would just love to say that that was an excellent episode of family feud. So yeah, thanks. I think the families really did a great job

of carrying the load. My dad was on a good, wonderful. Yes, your father was very fun. I love that, your dad said Steve. Adam and I just blanking. Adam and I not knowing we're like, we can't, I don't. Dude, I could have won the game if I was probably just too hot.

Bob Barker and I know Bob Barker. Yes, he's in happy Gilmore. Dude, come on, the price is wrong. Price is wrong, bitch. Did I tell you guys I met Bob Barker last week? Can I miss you? I'm gonna see. I'm gonna see.

A real banger. And you got to send 10 Gs to. The Children's Miracle Network Hospitals. It's just a group of children's hospitals So we're not gonna stop listeners from also contributing Oh, there's that was the right way just to raise awareness So you said they sent me this sick will zip up that I'll never wear did you say miracle? Did you say miracle or miracle miracle a little bit?

Miracle Miracle Network Miracle If you love it, why don't you miracle? You guys say miracle? It's miracle. Miracle. Miracle. I say miracle. Miracle. Like miracle mile. Miracle. I say miracle mile.

Miracle mile. I'm sure we did. That's the dumbest podcast. The fact that we're going to go on tour is so. Come see us, Dumma. It's just, yeah. You can see us trying to pronounce your city as Nail. It's Nailful, Miracle. Hey, I would love to apologize to the great state of Texas

and to the Bay Area, but please be patient. Stay tuned. That's second roll out. We're up 20. How off the podcast, you keep saying how you do not want to go to the Bay Area. That's just so funny to me. It's weird. It's weird to be me. It's almost all he talks about.

All you talk about is how you do not want to go to the Bay Area and fuck the Bay Area. So yeah, you left here for a reason. I got out there for a reason. Yeah, why would I go? He keeps saying why would I go back? Yeah, why would I go back? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going to Texas

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