This Is Important - Ep 150: Rubber Ball, Steve

Episode Date: August 29, 2023

Chest and shoulders, Boxing Helena, Julian Sands, celebrity sex tapes, celebrity dick, printers, Vanna White, game shows, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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what's obviously most critically, crucially important. Today on This is Important. I would love to take like great minds and look at their dicks. That's what it is. But what makes the world interesting is nerds with huge dicks and dorks with perfect hits.

It's crazy how many of our heroes quote-unquote dicks we've seen. If people remember anything about my career in Showbiz, I want it to be this episode of This Is Important Podcast. Let's go! Oh my god! Oh my god! Welcome back to this important joining us today is the Seven Divine

Oh, my god. Oh, what's up? Welcome back to this important, joining us today is Seven Divine, come to the witch-check, Blake Anderson. What's up, guys? Blake, what's with the no shirt? You're just decided to get a little sexy for this one? Dude, it's just a hot California summer.

You guys know how it is. Oh, it's hot, dude. It's a sexy frame. Thank you. Like, cause I don't know what's happening below the frame. Oh, my god. Whoa Adam thick Feel free to everybody take your shirt off if you want Who ordered the beef beef cake? Let's see it guy. I'm on guy. Oh my god

Man look at that chest here. What's your guys chest here? We're doing it's freezing. Yeah Yeah, there's your like long sleeves. What's good? Look at this diamond? Yeah, Blake just has the little little pooch in the middle Look at this. Yeah, you see this thing. You see what's going on right here. Oh damn it I said I wouldn't do this. I said I wouldn't do this. Come on, Dersh. Show the chest. What do you think my name is? Dersh? Come on Dersh. Kyle your physique is insane. Do you see this line? What is this line, bro? I think that's like sagging titties. I think is what that is, Kyle. Yeah, hi, hi, gut.

Hey, did you pull it off like this, though, Kyle? Wow. Nice. Okay. Yeah. There's hairless like adult attitude. Wow. There's a hairless like a dolphin.

Yeah. Dolphins don't have hair. Yeah. It's true. Exactly like a dolphin. I've seen you guys. Wait, do you don't, you don't have any chest hair? Do dolphins don't have hair. Yeah, it's true. Exactly like a dolphin. I've seen you guys. Wait, do you don't, you don't have any chest hair? You don't have any hair onters? Yeah, what's up? Well, they, they're Hollywood, do

that? They're laser in that shit. Oh, it's, oh, I see. What's up? Oh, there I have, I have hair. I'm a hairy guy. It's barely seeable. Look at mine. Mine's very, very prominent. Wow, you have the most checkous levocchi and chest there I've ever seen in my life. You know, I don't even think Czechoslovakia is still a country, but you are waving that leg high. You are that looks like you straight out of Czechoslovakia.

Yeah, this is front. You look like old world chest hair. Yes. If you told me that that chest hair is Fought and we're one. I would believe it This is this is part of the Ottoman Empire. It looks like it should be behind like chainmail Right like a steel breastplate this rose chest hair is on King Arthur's core baby Where do you find that? No, I feel like that wasn't sitting at the round table It was outside like asking to get in like now. We're good. Yeah. No that had the plague. That's just here had the plague

Oh, man I'm just like all right. I'll go go go try and make some bread I'm gonna make some bread. Oh my god, go go go go. I'm gonna go and go and go and go and try to make some bread. I know what you said. I get that. I'm gonna go and make some gula. Nucky grandma.

Look how wide Kyle is. And then Kyle just caught the bubonic plague right there with it. Yeah. Oh god man, all right guys. Kyle your shoulders are so wide. Same with you buddy. They always happen. No look. Yeah. Oh, oh Yeah, what's going on rail you make the dirt look like a child? He he has a females physique compared to you. Yeah, they're so bony too Kyle. You see the bones. Yeah, he's just like a fucking coat hanger

Dude, it's crazy. Yeah, that is crazy. Yeah, you're fucking let't know let me just you guys don't care if I turn off my camera Okay, you're good Shoulder you trying to crank down good bye. The only way Kyle will pay attention is if one of us is jerking on truly I'm gonna get a little closer to camera on this one so then like can't see Dude I want to put a level across your back Look at that thing. What do you mean, I wanna put a level across your back. Look at that thing. What do you mean you wanna put a level across it? What is that?

Hey Adam, even Blake doesn't know. So let's just let it be. What does that mean? Do he? When he does this, it looks absolutely like a straight line. Yeah, well it's not. Look at that. It's definitely not.

He's got great posture. Although I think your collar bones is supposed to be flat, right? Colour bones are like true good posture. Your collar bones are supposed to be flat, right? Colour bones are like true good posture your collar bones are supposed to be level I'm gonna move my mic you guys tell me how to move I think you don't have whatever these muscles are called Lats No, let's go back there you watch right into his trap. Oh trap is a way to traps traps traps trap Is it trapezoid? Can you guys can you guys level this one's for the people listening?

Can you guys level your collar bones so that they're flat like? Right I don't know am I doing it like you're pushing you're pushing your shoulders down so that you're am I doing it? Yeah, and you see how jacked you look now do I look extra jacked when I do that like you look when you do that You look great literally I literally can't oh oh like like he is this a Wolverine pose Is that what that is like what do you mean push your elbows down? Just throw your shoulders down. Well don't stick your titty. You're not you're not doing this just put your shoulders Blake's trying to look like boxing, Helena or whatever

Can we talk about boxing Helena who's boxing, Helena? I don't know. Why does Blake look exactly like her? It was a movie where I'm in the 90s. In the 90s? Where was about this dude who cuts this chick's arms and legs off and puts her in a box And that's the whole movie is like him like keeping this girl in a box It was like oh my god. Was it played by the guy who they found out the hiker the hiker? Maybe AI should start to write our movies okay because I can do some a little bit of the net. What I just remember like that was one of the first movies where like my mom was like yo this movie's fucked up but I got to watch it and my mom's not really that kind of

person. That was what your mom said. Yeah. The first in a long line of fucked up movies. Human catapillar my next new shit She's like What dude I know your mom and your mom isn't like that at all your mom was like this Like dude you gotta watch C.K. Y. And then also you need to watch boxing

Helena faces a death and kids I yeah, I don't that doesn't even ring even a small bell for me. Yeah, I mean either About that normally like when you guys talk about labyrinth and shit that I haven't seen I at least know that it's a thing. I have no recollection of this movie I think it was yeah, yeah, it was the dude. It was Julian Sans, who I know mostly from... Don't get! Donkey Boy? What? No, that's Julian's.

Oh, don't get boys. The hiker who just was, his body was, he disappeared outside of Los Angeles. Wait, what? And then his body was just found like a little bit ago. So the guy who wrote it. No, the actor. The guy put Helena in a box. The guy who wrote it no the actor Helena in a box the guy was Boxing can someone put put this in the chat so I can follow along to what the fuck he was the dude

Yeah, producers, please show me the he was also the dude from Arachnophobia that was like okay I'm listening sounds familiar. He was in a bunch of shit. Oh, yeah I know who you're talking about and so they just they found him in the woods like he like just fell or died or kill themselves. I don't know the deal What? Very recently, but like a hikers found his body just a little bit. Yeah guys Julian saying okay. Yeah, but you're like saying like this is a huge story no one heard it was a huge story What it was a huge story hiker who found Julian Sands body said he had wrong tools for the job.

OK. Water. No, he showed up with one of those hammers that when you hit it at Squeaks, so he was fucked. What are you saying? What are you saying? That was kind of funny. Yes, points.

British actor went missing in January while on a hike in California. Man. Yeah. It's a bummer. Never hike. Never hike. Yeah.

Never hike. Not by yourself. Never by yourself. He was dressed like a ninja. According to the hikers, he said he was dressed like a ninja. I read that and I'm like, well then, so then what happens? This is the weirdest story ever. Not if you know the guy. I bet he was hilarious. Uh, Sam's was wearing micro spikes shoes, not crampons, which are, I guess a thing, which are believed to provide more grip.

Crampons are the spiky things that you strap on to your shoes. Oh, was this dude like, like, like climbing shit? Or what's he up? I think he might have been like ice climbing and then like, they found him after the snow. As a ninja? He was ice climbing like a ninja, which is a good way, which is like...

In California? Oh, fuck. Yeah. In the mountains and snow. Were you not here this year when everyone was losing their minds and jizzing about the, yeah, that's right. It does snow in California. It snows right by my cabin. It's snowed in like Locking yacht. You're right. It's snowed in my house here. You're right. You're right. It snows. Yeah, okay. I like out Kyle's finding new things about the state that he claims and he Reps super hard. Yeah. Okay. I believe you.

He's busy jerking off is what's happening. Bro, I'm, I'm getting thrown back super hard to blockbuster video right now. Okay. Go ahead. Go off. Okay. This guy was in the movie that I've never seen, but I remember the cover so well that as soon as I saw this word, you, do you remember the movie Warlock?

Yes. I was waiting for it. He was Warlock, dude Yeah, I've never seen this movie, but the cover was great movie cover. Let me look up the screen every time I saw it I was like oh this movie is about to kick fucking ass, but maybe it's too demonic for me. This guy is a legend I didn't remember it, but I definitely rented it a few times because of the box. Yeah, dude. He kind of looks like Kevin Etten. Well, that sucks, poor guy. He tried to go on, you try to be an epic badass and do ice climbing, which seems to be. I think he had done it a ton, and then didn't do it after.

That sucks, dude. Right. That sucks. Dude, that sucks. Damn, I feel like boxing in Helena was kind of like the first human synopead where it was like, oh, you got to watch this shit. So what is the premise of this movie? So it's just like he chops her up into a box and just keeps her in. He loves her and he doesn't want her to leave. So he cuts off all her limbs and keeps her alive.

Okay, relatable. Like one at a time, right? It's like, oh, now I gotta cut this one off. Mm, I'm cutting this one off. And then was it a dream? I can't remember either, but I had seen it because I was like, this is right up my alley. This seems like Ders is perfect movie, yeah.

Yes, it seems like something you would do. I might reboot it. Might reboot it. Yeah, dude. Oh, there you go. Rebuild it. Yeah, dude, but make like the comedy version of it. That gets me. Yeah, pretty funny.

Well, I might have to do a crossover like Taco Bell. Oh, look at that. $5 box that they have or is that KFC? DURR. Okay. Boxing and Helo tacos. Yes, points. Okay.

Boxing Helo tacos. I might have to do that. We got that fourth meal. That's it Into it into it. I had to do that dear. Yeah, the horror movie of the century fourth meal That would be good. I'll be into that. Well, we we ate breakfast lunch at dinner. What's fourth male? You are and then they just start eating you Breakfast lunch and dinner. Oh shit Taco Bell vampires. Remember remember remember breakfast lunch and dinner was when a Colin Farrell from his sex tape When he was talking about eating the girl out like a dis for breakfast lunch and dinner night

Yo shout out to Colin Farrell. You had a sick ass ex tape. Did people don't talk about it enough? Yeah, yeah, I don't I don't remember his sex tape. You don't It was dope dude. Yeah, it's weird that Blake has seen it so many times. No, we used to watch that It was on in the writer's room like it was like early morning shit No, wouldn't wouldn't couldn't Didn't allegedly allegedly right outside in our cars Hello, Glee yeah, yeah, it's on properly off premises. I remember now. Yeah, I remember is a target parking lot breakfast lunch and dinner So what so he just says like I'll eat your pussy like break for breakfast lunch at dinner or like he liked it so yeah well he's like down there

doing it and he's like oh yeah like I'm gonna I live here I'll eat here will you make it more lines that didn't happen oh no Blake's doing lines bigger real life he said I can oh I build a I can build a 4,000 square foot house I'll build a nice condominium right here, multi-family. I don't want to be a landlord. Oh, Cliffside Manor. I'll rent it out. Rent control. So everyone can live here.

Ooh, I'm not even a charge you rent, baby. I won't even charge. I'll give you the flat for free and slurp, slurp. Yeah, I'll put your Gucci juices in the mouth. You've got to cover taxes. And the little alligators will be the pu for frame. Slurp, slurp. Yeah, I'll put your Gucci juices in the mouth. You've got to cover taxes. And the little alligators will be the puberty cares. All you have to pay for is utilities. Oh.

You've got to cover taxes and you've got to cover utilities. That's not included, mate. Ta-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a A squatch is right. We share the workshop. Thomas. Yeah, I think I'm gonna stay here for a while. Breakfast lunch and dinner. So when did this six tape come out? I don't remember this one. A while ago.

2000s. You guys talking about it, I remember being a thing, but I don't think I ever saw it. It was 2000 late. I think it was after when he was bullseye for Daredevil. He was like, his star was rising hard. 2005. Wait, he's got my star rising.

2005, that's really early in the Colin Farrell. Can I? What is the sex tape dropped timeline? Like I would love to know the years. So Pam and Tommy was one. Kim Kardashian, Ray J was two. Right. Paris.

Paris Hill. Oh, Paris. Was Paris before, oh yeah, Paris was before Kim. Okay, for sure. Not before Pam and Tommy. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no on porn or anything. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was just a kid in China. Was it it was China and six, right? Wasn't it was it them?

Now where was she? John, where was she, where was China? Did she have a, she have like a hiking death or what, what did, what did I, I got my take back. I'm sorry. I brought that out. How did China die?

I don't know. I'm gonna see how she passed. Is she a Hall of Famer? You want to go in like a in like a pretty exciting way. Like I feel like if you're about to die, you should go on a quick ice hike. Yeah, that's true. You know what I'm saying?

Like you want it to be like, at least a shocking thing to read. If you feel a heart attack coming on, get to the top of a building. Quickly get to the nearest ice ledge. Yeah, right. Right. No matter what, even if there's a defibrillator next to you, don't risk it. China had a cocktail in her.

She was like, she had anxiety drugs. She had a what? China had a bunch of drugs in her system when she passed. It was an overdose. It looks like. Oh, that sucks. That's a bummer. Yeah, I mean, that's the, that's, this is the tales all this time for wrestlers.

I mean, what they put their bodies through. Yeah, tragic. Yeah. The pain, it's, China was a freaking legend. She didn't even ever talk. She didn't even have to talk. She was just a boss.

Like her first, like, I wanna say like our first five years in like the WWE, she just didn't even say a word. She just stood there buff as fuck, just holding the the belt and being a woman and wrestling is just she's DX that you can't get caught in the match she's freaking DX dude yeah I know she's rad yeah she was DX with triple H. Well she can get cooler because she did a spin-off featured centered around her she or Hulk character titled She Hulk Triple X.

Yes. And was released to video in April 2013, so she could get cooler, okay? Yeah, yeah! I've got my copy. I've got my copy. I don't know where my copy is. Yeah, she went porno. Oh wow, look at this.

Did you guys know Fred Durst, uh, how does this sex tape? Yes! Fred Durst directed pornos. I don't, I think he didn't stop at sex tape. I think he directed Pornos too. It's just one of those days. No, he believes those don't stop at sex tape. It's just one of those days.

I think that's tight. He had a video of him and a no-woman having sex and it leaked onto the internet by a repairman who had been repairing his computer and he later sued Gokker, the website. Oh wow, Gokker. And nine others for $70 million for publishing. Damn.

Damn. That's a lot. Damn. Gokker didn't, they didn't learn after that. This is one of the days when you're poor, no leaks. Wait, Gokker didn't they get hogan as well? Yeah, so like what are they doing? Which was first?

Which game first, the chicken or the? So Gokker was a trash. He was a chicken or the so gocker was a trash was a trash Was a trash ass? Yeah fucking publication or website or whatever. Oh, yes, they sucked. They were just stealing. I don't know anything about gocker They were they were making a movie I read a script about it when they were Greenlighting every movie about every um Company that started in the last 15 years. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they were good. During that wave, I read a script about specifically the Hulk Hogan incident in Galker, yes.

Yeah. That's the one that has the documentary. There's a documentary out on that that follows the case. I'm sure it's good. That's the one where Hogan's like I was in character. That was his like, there's like a... in character or that was his like there's like a his character says the n-word What the hell? Yeah, his character is pretty racist. I think we've done this exact thing on the pod before and they'll probably put up a side by side of the exact like

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do you think it's early on? I'm thinking Salt Lake City, the last stop. I wonder too. My clothes will be staying on tour. They will be staying on. Thanks, so Kyle. You don't know. Dude, we'll see.

We'll see once the crowd starts chanting free, the nips, free, the nips. And listen, it's hot. If it's really hot I might have to rock suspenders just to like lose Everything on top of the suspenders just like have a little variety on stage Not to like I bet I bet Arizona. I bet we're gonna get it out of the way pretty pretty pretty pretty hot Arizona is a live new chill Arizona is completely new to we're billing it that way. Live dudes.

Yeah. You won't even need to buy the NFT of our buttholes. Yeah, we'll give it to you free. We'll hold. Well, one of you guys are gonna have to make it. We'll check the hemmy using that. We'll do it live. You're gonna have to push it off your nose.

We're not gonna make it. That's nothing. We're not. We'll have my doctor do it. We'll do it live. He's already back there. You can check all of your buttholes for hemmy's. Oh, dude, your doctor could snap a pic, yeah.

Oh, the doctor from last week. Yes, okay, I remember. Yeah, I'm my doctor that I would do. It would be cool to have your doctor snap the pic for the quarter-butt NFT. Yeah, that'd be tight. It's just like, hey, man, can you help me out? Hey, Doc, while you're back there.

Can you just get a full frame at writing the center, center punch that thing? Is there a doctor in the house? Yeah, what if we get a doctor on stage, they take us backstage, they do a live nude inspection backstage, they come back with what's wrong with that. Physical? And yeah, we do a live physical backstage.

Is it called physical? That was called live nude inspection. Yeah, no, this is just a physical. Yeah, Blake, what if? Hey, it's Adam, come on in on in your due for your live nude inspection Your yearly live nude inspection. Oh, yeah, I like that. Oh, here's your ears one in 2002 Nelly apologize after accidentally posting a video on his Instagram of him receiving oral sex. Oh God Which I like that oops in there done that

But wait, I feel like this no, this was 2022 I thought it said oh to Yeah, didn't that happen that happens a lot like didn't the who who played um who played Captain America? Who's the guy who played Captain America? Sweetheart. Oh, yeah Chris He posted like a a story and it had an image of like Just a fucking raging heart dick. Dude, it's hard sometimes. Yes, sometimes your text in your homies,

the group text gets into the Instagram and you fucking post on the wrong place. Yeah, that's it sucks. Wait, I've never sent, I've never, is this, you keep saying this when you send me a dick fix? And I'm like, my back. Again, and you're like, it's sorry dude. It's like, sorry, I thought I was posting this.

What do you think though? I thought I was sending this to my doctor. What do you think though? Doctor is just normal. Fuck it! It's a boner. This is an erection boy. Yeah, it's working.

I knew it. I knew it. I thought you were talking about the insurrection. I knew it. Yeah, points. Okay, you could have some points for that. Insurrection. Oh, there we go. The insurrection. Interaction. Interaction. I'm like this something. Oh, you want to know about January 7th? That was my insurrection.

The insurrection never happened. Not here. Dude, here's a good one. Do you guys remember the Scottstab, the lead singer of Creed and Kid Rock, Sex Tech? Oh, okay. I fucked each other. What together? On the bus, three some on the bus.

Yes. By the way, all these people are like, everyone just forgot about all this. What a weird reality. It was Scott's stab in 2006 for a 1999 sex tape featuring a stab and Kid Rock receiving oral sex from groupies on a tour bus. Well, I guess staff was there in the tape. Crushing butt lights. Allegedly just watching him saying it's good to be king.

Wow. It's good to be the king of ears, butt lights. Allegedly. Just watching him saying it's good to be King. Wow. It's going to be the King of Beers butt light. Allegedly. Allegedly. And that's why Kid Rock is fucking. That's cool. This is the most allegedly episode ever.

Dude, it's. It's pretty alleged. Yeah, this is very alleged. This episode's 37 minutes long brought to you by Allegedly. Do better. Evidently, it's real. this episode's 37 minutes long brought you by legend do better evidente evidente evidente

uh... it's it's real it's on Wikipedia it's fucking crazy it's gotta be real it's fucking crazy sex tape culture is fucking nuts it's crazy how many of our heroes quote-unquote dicks we've seen like that just didn't use to be said sorry quote-unquote heroes quote-unquote dicks quote-unquote dicks like that just didn't used to be said. Sorry. Quote on quote heroes.

Quote on quotes dick. Quote on quotes dick. I think we haven't seen enough. Yeah, I'm with Derrick's. I feel like I haven't seen any of their dicks. Quote on quote dick. I've seen Brett Farves dick. I've seen Dremon Green's dick.

I've seen- When did you see Brett Farves dick? That was the thing, that was a classic. That's a classic. He posted his dick. He had a really small dick. It was crazy. He had a really small one bread farf Not well, you know, it's fine Dude stop judging them the problem is it's just judgment and you saw Dre mom's like in person. Dre mom's was huge Hey Blake come here dude check this this out. Wait, you saw Dremont Greenstick.

I'm just resting on your shoulder. He posted it on an Insta story one time. He didn't know. Yeah. Just his limp cock. Like why? Or he meant to send it to his doctor and then yeah. Oh yeah, he was sending his photo of his hard cock to his doc. Dude, that is so wild. It was a zoom.

That's a move, right? The accidental post. It's I don't know man. Yeah slow news day Right, that's I think so it's especially especially if it's if you got a big one if you're packing some heat You're like, oh, sorry about it. Oh My bad Dead is my bad. Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada DadaD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D How was Dolph's? I remember them all. That's not okay. That's rude. That's invasion of privacy. I wish I never saw Dolph Lungren's dick in that way. In that way. I'm not even saying I did. If he wants to show it, I'm happy to see it.

But if he doesn't want to show it, I don't want to do that. I'm thrilled. I'm thrilled. I'm thrilled. I'm thrilled. The fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur fur For a long time, it's electric. But this whole like, oh, I got a picture of your dick. That's fucking wrong. We can all agree, that's ethically wrong. So how did that happen?

Dolf Lunger and how did it? This is like fapening style. Oh, it was like the fapening, fucked the fapening. That shit was fucked up, man. That's right, fuck the fapening. That was fucked up. What's worse, the fapening or the happening, the movie? The Mark Wahlberg, Mark Wahlberg, yeah.

They're both bad. It's a toss up for me. I think one is disgusting and immoral and the other. It's just the fap. There was a bunch of naked bitches. That's a big, big, big, big, big, big, big. Oh boy. That's how you write comedy.

Let's go. Let's go. That's a style of jokes I would submit at real time Bill Mar back in the day. The old bait and switch, master bait and switch, master. How much time did you have one on one with Bill Mar? Did you have any experiences just chatting them up? Or yeah, a little bit.

Look, we're talking out of the year and a half or so that I worked there eight hours to ten hours a day. I'm thinking 30 minutes. Yeah, 30 hot ones. That's cool. Yeah, you and him. Fixed his blackberry one time. Oh, Ty.

Of you alone talking with him? Yeah, the door was open. What? Wait, did you fix this? Did you say you fixed his blackberry? Yeah, he had something going on with blackberry. He's like, he goes, you're young. Can you fix this? I'm like, yeah, I mean, you were his blackberry? Yeah, he had something going on with blackberries. He goes, you're young. Can you fix this?

I'm like, yeah, I mean, you were his black boy. In 2006, Bill Marr, when someone was repairing his blackberry, released a photo of him getting it. That's one year after Colin Ferrell. Wait a second. Colin Ferrell's sex date was 2005. This is documented. This is documented.

What did you see in that? Yeah, I think that was about it. 30 minutes. Okay. You know, okay. That was like a grocery getter. I was like a sandwich shopper, you know? Yeah, I remember we got to go into the offices one day. It was like a weekend. Oh, dude. Yeah, we would go in there and steal snacks. Yeah. And you were like, you had to come, it was like you were going to get us like printing paper. You're like, hey, we're gonna print some scripts and...

To date ourselves. This is like before iPads, right? And printing scripts was not cheap. You had to like go to FedEx. You had to go to Kinko, FedEx Kinko. Kinkos. And like print shit. And different like a few scripts was like $30.

Or have printers gotten way better? Or am I, do I just have money now? So I bought a good print. You've gotten rich. Yes, that's a good print. Both, both. You got a laser one, you got a laser doggy? Was it?

Laser doggy or what? I don't know, I just, my printer now just works fine. It prints very well. I mean, not everyone's paying like $600 for like a laser printer that prints like eight, 12 pages a minute. But, yeah. How big is it though? How big is it?

I kind of want one of them. Hang on, let me just, right now, how big is it? How much a big ass printer, but. It's an interaction. But I remember, remember our old printers where you had to load the paper on the top, and it would take like literally like half a day to print a fucking script and you'd be like,

Oh, it's huge. Oh, if you like accidentally like printed an image, it would be like, oh fuck. Oh, all my ink like tear it out. That's all the ink. I will say though, printer I have currently has been telling me for probably a year and a half or two years that I'm low on talent. Your boobs are huge and I'm just I'm still rocking with it and it's fine.

Oh, that's a racket, dude, because they like auto do that shit. It totally is because that shit's expensive and I Let's go I go I go well buy it until it really starts to run out and now I have like all this ink from two years ago It's a rack and it's probably gonna go back and shacks schlepping this new stuff where you just pour it in yourself And I'm gonna work you pour it in Shaqiel. That's icy hot. What are you talking about? Yeah, dude, that's gold bond you You put that on your feet and shit. No, Shaq. Gold bond works for like an episode. Oh, it is. And printers are whatever.

Epson printers. Oh, when we're in Atlanta, we have to go to Shaqil O'Neil's pop of Murphy's. That's the best. Wait, Shaq has a pop of Murphy's? Yes. I mean, by the way, isn't Shaq the person who's dick we want to see the most though? Yeah. Out of everybody in the world. I think you're right. Only if he wants to show it, I'll come back to, yeah. That's what I'm saying.

I don't wanna force him to whip it out. I just want base level, we all know that that's base level. I want, before Shaq dies, I just want him to be like, guys, everyone's been thinking about this, here it is. Yeah, the big reveal, he's 85 years old, he be like, guys, everyone's been thinking about this. Here it is. Yeah. The big repeal. He's 85 years old. He's like, I've got one last thing to do. Yeah. This is my penis. You're saying you want him to post to his story. He's in fucking accidental. You're out for you. You asked for it. This is my penis. He'll be there. He's got some shag. Uh, I mean, how disappointing would it be if it's just like, because even a regular like seven inch cock would look way small

There's a lot of things that's problematic about that and I'm like You didn't offend. You didn't offend it. Oh, it's just I'm wondering where your reality is. Three? Like what's your reality? You know what I mean? That's about how big my dick is.

Like, so that's what I consider a regular size dick. Well, we're in two different universes, buddy. Okay, so what is, I mean, I don't want to speculate on how big your dick is or not big, but... You're a Marvel Kylist DC. Kylist DC. Is that cute? want to speculate on how big your dick is or not big but your marble Kyle is DC Kyle DC is that cute I'm not saying it damn thing we're just saying a couple different couple different universes just sticking up for the every man can't say I'm over here like no well I thought that's about isn't that about average seven Seven? I don't think seven is average. Six and a half seven? Oh no, that average.

You can't just be like a regular seven. You can't just say that on air in public. You can't just do that. I don't think that's obscenely big. It's definitely not regular. You said regular. It's science. That's fucked up.

Kyle's right. I thought that was the average. I thought like six and a half seven inches was the average, I think you might have a small penis Kyle. And that's okay. I don't care. Adam, I think your national average is off. I think you're...

Well, look, look at that. That's what I'm saying. I think that's all data. I think that's 2005 data. That's calling feral data. Right. National average. We like to embellish.

I just don't think that this should be something that I embellish because I think that people need us for solace. They need to hear that you know what Adam saying is that even if it's eight or nine inches. Yeah, it's a big penis. I am disappointed.

Okay, now we're now we're talking. We talked about it. Oh, dude, then the average is so fucking small. Goodbye. Stop. Wait, the average size of a new wrecked penis is 5.1 inches. Yeah, that's weird

Yeah, what oh yeah, yeah, right yeah, yeah, then why aren't there funnier movies? Yeah, oh yeah, that's fucking weird Weird that's a That's a trip Wow, are you kidding me? That was like me and fucking fourth grade probably Like were you going with this I want to follow you, but what are you talking about my dick's gone bigger? Oh, okay, by the way, but like we're all joking, but that's definitely like a pretty cool confidence booster. Yeah for some I'm feeling pretty good over here. Yeah, for some pretty cool. That's cool If you had one wish bigger deck

Yeah, to be old a penis of someone who would it be? No small If you like that was the whole beginning of this conversation is that it's chat. Yeah, well Blake just decided to go You're a chef. Everyone's a chef. Who else do you want to see besides? Yeah, I think Shack is the right answer because it cuz it like I was trying to explain and then you guys teed off on me for some regular size Seven-inch dish. So even if it's even if it's 12 inches even if it's a monster fucking Crazy cock that you only see in and porno movies. It would look small on check sure, right? So if he has a 5.1 inch cock, it's going to look like a goddamn microbook, which is fucking great. Fantastic.

Anybody listening, that's a great, oh, honest, beautiful. And you are somebody. But to be honest, yes, thank you. What's cool about Shag is that there's no way it's five. Shagka does. There's no way it's seven. It could be nothing.

Yeah, which would be the biggest let, let down of my life. Let down? Why is that a let down? The shack has a small penis for his, for shack. For shack. He would be disappointed with his nine inch cock.

Would he though? Because proportionately, that would be very small for him. So if he was a small person, he would have like a three inch cut. You want to see it? You keep asking about it. I might as well show it to you. I don't think, no matter what size Shack's dick is,

I do not think he's disappointed at it. All right, he's not. He's chelvin' with his dick, and that's what he's been doing his whole life, bro. He's all good. Yeah. I am so glad that I'm able to control my penis now. Like, I wouldn't be shocked if he, if it turned out to be 14 inches, I, I would believe it.

Okay. If he didn't show it, he's like, I'm not going to show it, but he said it was 14. I go, I mean, for sure, I think Shaq is the correct answer. You're saying if you had one wish to reveal a male penis, you guys are saying shacks. It's shack or it's you. It's black. It's me. Let's see what you're working with.

It's me. It's black. See, I would want, I don't know if I can pick one person. I want to be amazed. I want someone, if you said like a, I want it like if Michael Sarah is just like, actually I have a 11 inch cock. That's what I like to see someone that you that you don't by the way if Michael Sarah had a Eight or nine I'd be like holy shit. Oh, yeah

Right, but if Shaq had a nine I'd go oh really poor guy. Yeah, I'm not Not revealing it to be impressed Until you get to St. Louis I'm not revealing it. I'm not revealing it to be impressed. I'm not. Until you get to St. Louis. I'm sorry. Live on stage, the VIP ticket. I'm not revealing it to be impressed. I'm not revealing it.

I'm revealing it because I'm trying to think the person that I want to like, I'm like, oh, I wonder. In vision, they're cock. You're thinking of men's cocked all the time. Don't make it weird. You're making it weird now. No, don't do that. No, dude, I've talked about this before.

I think historically it would be doing a couple more days historically over than you've had with your hobbies. Go ahead. What about them? What about them? I think you would actually I think it would actually add a lot of important information

to how society was formed, how people come to power if we revealed historically, historical men's penis sizes. Yes, yes. So you want it to have historic ramifications to be like, well, there's a really good way to call it towards Washington because of his 11 inch gun. Can you say ramifications, I like that, okay? Yes. I'm saying does Elon Musk have a huge cock or or is it? Is it super small and he's like just outputting so much

to get over his small cock? I think he's above average. I think he's big because isn't he like six five? Yeah, he's a big guy. Yeah, but you don't know. I don't know like what drives. No, I think you're right It's he's like he's also king of the nerds, you know, so I feel like he had that confidence. Yes But nerds you tend to think nerds have small small penises. They don't I don't think that they don't they don't

I do not think this is what makes the world interesting. tweeted this a thousand years ago. This is what makes it But what makes the world interesting is nerds with huge dicks and dorks with perfect hits The fact that that exists just keeps this crazy world Where did she get those and where do you get that? Yeah, Durses making a lot of great There what are you doing with those under there? I was it what keeps this whole damn world? I think that's good yeah, yeah, cuz if everything was as you expected you'd be like well for sure He's got in sheep well. We see what she did. Well wait a second right. Yeah hold on a minute

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Historically, since you want to bring history into this. Oh, his story? There's an eye we're just thinking, like it'd be cool to see Shaq's giant cock. John Wayne, does John Wayne got a big old dick or what? That's a great question. The over and over story. That is crazy.

He's a big man. He's a big man. No, I'm saying like Gandhi is Pauling around a fucking hog dude. Right, because he just had big dick. He big dick energy is what you're saying? Like just the biggest dick energy. Like nothing fucking, he was inflappable. Welllappable well some was flat one made a foot

it was so big it can't fly that shit was there's no heart my man is unflappable that shit was like my body saw everything yeah but he's wearing the little like kind of the dress. I wanna say diaper, but like, but you couldn't see, wouldn't you have seen it flop out? It wasn't exactly, that's why he didn't wear, he didn't wear traditional garb because he just had to design it.

I think it was pretty traditional garb. I thought he wore like the most traditional garb for post, for post colonial India. Yeah, but how often was he kicking it with that? I feel like he was a bit of a journeyman. He was like, what? post-proposed colonial India. Yeah, but how often was he kicking it with that? I feel like he was a bit of a journeyman. He was like, what? And I wanna, and we're gonna finish your sentence

and then tell me what this is basically. What? I feel like my dude just like, no. No, Gandhi had a one-of-one style. Nobody was wearing that, get up. Nobody was wearing that. What do you mean? Every fucking, they all wear that little fucking like if you're out

and like the sticks and like you weren't part of like the British bullshit that took over and like you think you were wearing the last-door and bullshit. The rap and over the shoulder like that. Yes. I mean like he was the Ralph Lauren of that era and made that shit up. I think he was saying I don't need anything. Well look at like monks every monk dresses like that. Great show, great show.

Tony Shalube. He had a little more steese, I feel. I feel like he was like, I don't need any. Tony Shalube. Huge dick. God, gotta be. Gotta be. There's no way it's small.

I don't know. I feel like part of what Gandhi was, right, like his thing was I don't need earthly possessions, so I'm just gonna like tie this like kind of curtain around me and then like that's what's up But also I'm gonna hide my huge lap. Can I just say that I don't want to offend anybody? He was not wearing a curtain. I know what I know, but I'm just saying like just material. Here's wearing material Yes, in a way that I think was pretty traditional for India, that was harkening back to what they wore.

They wore previous to the colonial. Yeah. That being said, probably huge. That being said. You're using all that being grandma. Adam, I'm with them right there with you. Yeah, I can see that. I can see that.

I just pause it back. So cool. So that's who you want Yeah, I can see that. I can see that. I just pause it back. So cool. So that's who you want to see is Gandhi's dick. Just like a religious figure. Sure. Okay, Kyle, go. And by the way, it's just good to be back.

It's good to be back. Yeah, it's good. Let's go. And Wayne's interesting. Like, do you think? And when we get to Phoenix, come on stage and show us your hammer. What about you? Yeah, I stay by wanting to see, like, You think that when we get to Phoenix come on stage and show us your hammer I stay by Wanting to see like I don't know who I would call out. I would like to call out whoever it would be the most like the ice bucket challenge

The most surprise the most surprise Somebody who's like not for known for being a cool big tough guy like shack you expect him to have a huge cock But like what about Timothy? Shall I make maybe that if he doesn't maybe you want to see Timothy? Shall I may I bet shall made has like a David Bowie style dick where he's like It's our game showing on the thinner the thinner you are the bigger it is The bigger that yeah, it is. I think it actually is bigger. Yeah. And when we get to Medford, we're gonna see it. He's joining us on stage. I think your dick is actually bigger when

you get skinnier. I don't think it appears just skinnier. I think you're uncovering. When you I think you're uncovering like parts of your dick when you get skinnier. They're happening. Are you? Does that make sense to anybody else? It does not I think I think You're talking about is your pubic mound Well, there are a lot as you Correct gather fatty tissue and so then the base of your day Stuck in the sunken place correct that's right And then you uncovered and then you uncover that that's what's been happening to you Kyle

That's why it's so top of mind you're like you're going like oh look at it. It's growing your penis is unfurling. I got a couple nice months Hey nice, and you were up to 270 so that tells me something about you. Yeah, no 270 yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, let's just say I saw my dick 277 How big is it regular 16 inches over here bro regular 16 dog Flap and baby I'm flammable my dick son flabby pile. Who's your guy? Because I agree with Adam I agree with Adam who is like the the person you'd be shocked to see.

But like the cool thing about Shaq is that you're shocked if it's nine inches. Which is a glorious thing. Nine inches is fun. Well you're shocked anyway with Shaq. That's why I think you use the perfect choice. Yes, the least disappointing penis. No, because if you said a foot, I'd go.

Yeah, but that's still a huge cock and admittedly kind of cool to see you know but it's not surprising yeah but that'd be cool like it and take the size of your arm more that's Adam already said Adam already said Adam's looking for a surprise right you're looking for a surprise I love the like hey so did you watch last night yeah unbelievable very cool uh what was your favorite part? Just the part where he pulled it out. I know. It was just like, okay.

That's 12 inches right there. That's 12 inches, just meat. He's just like me. Yeah. Don't get any average. Stars aren't just like us. He's just like me. We, okay, so Kyle, Kyle, Kyle.

Who? Who's? Who's Kyle? I don't know. Who do I want to see? I don't want to see anybody living I would want to be digging people up to understand what they would want. I would like to the same thing Yeah, but that's also a dangerous game because like I think they got like Jimmy Hendrix cock and it's kind of small Like Napoleon really they they found oh yeah Jimmy Hendrix. They there's a woman who made mold

Well didn't they there was yeah the plaster Yeah, and she needed like extra plaster. Oh, hi She like ran out of fucking paper mache of all kinds of celebrities, which is really cool I wish there's like someone in the comedy community that just wants to plaster everyone's cocks Andy's like Andy dick John Mulaney's cock Andy Dicks cocks. No, no, no, he was doing John love. It's his dick. You know, I've never seen this Hendrix dick. I don't know what you guys are talking about. You can find it. It's on the plaster casters or something, right? Wasn't that that? Yeah. She was like a woman. Yeah. Yeah. She was a very famous. Do we say groupie

that's like a bad word now? But like, well, now it is. But then it was a badge of honor. Oh, it's a whole documentary dude It's a whole documentary cock cocky. How do we pronounce this Todd Pamela? Debar is yeah, the bar she was in oh it's the bar cast of Jimmy Hendrix penis goes on show in Iceland Yeah, latest member of museums phallic collection So I think we got to take the podcast to Iceland. To specifically go to this. Let's go. Let's go. Yeah. So Jimmy Hendrix had the biggest plaster caster. That's what it's saying. Yeah. He was the biggest. He rocked it.

The documentary to be crushed. What a bummer by the way. I like that. And Penny Lane in almost famous, who is is Kate Hudson's character, that's who it's based on pretty radical. That's so cool man. We've got to be in a malgum. Gotta be like in a malgum, right? Yeah, probably. Yeah.

That's a fake name. Incredible. Yeah, it is obviously, but like, I feel like that woman was not young, or maybe she's old now, I don't fucking know. Anyway, you're right, we should have the comedy plaster. Who, who the plastercaster woman Yeah, that would be cool. She passed away in 2022

Man, she was 70 77 I think Things are right there for your play you want to make it to 80 you want to make it to 80 you want to make it to You want to make it to 90. You wanna make it to 80, but you wanna make it to 80. You wanna make it to 90. I mean, I'm sure she lived a pretty radical life if she's casting all of these famous cocks, you know? Yeah, that's really cool. She lived a pretty radical life.

I bet she had a bunch of people who kept it out at 78 or whatever. I bet she was like, that was a good life. 74. 74? 74, good year. I wanna make it to 80. That's my goal.

By the way, you have to keep a boner for all that time to, cause she's doing the plaster on you, that takes hours to... No, it's your limp cock, I think. No, it's not. Your boobs are huge. It is, and it's a hard cock. I think it's hard.

I believe so. Why would you want limp? I think it's hard. But I also think that plaster is pretty fast-setting. I'm living in a nightmare. I think it's fast-setting plaster. How fast? I think you're getting it.

And it's warm, and it's warm, so that probably feels pretty good. I'm just telling you, I imagine there was some sort of technique. Now I did in art class in high school, I did paper mache, and it sets pretty fast. That would be a hard one. Well, this isn't paper mache, this is plaster, it's not paper mache. Well, I go around, paper mache, my favorite convenience cocks, I've got Will's castle, a favorite convenience cocks I've got Will's and I've got a lot of that's got to be big.

Oh, that's got to be Matt. Well, you did it, you said. So Fred Armason, you yeah. Fred Armason's dick for sure has like a style to it, you know what I mean? Yeah, it's cool. Yeah.

Or if you saw it in a lineup, you'd be like, it's that style. Look at that cool, yeah. Yeah. Look at the lean. That one's leaning to style. And look at that cool. Yeah. Yeah. Look at the lean. That one's leaning to cool. The Honda Ridge line. Yeah.

You know, it's his dick's doing an impression of someone else's dick. Oh, that's good. I think this episode is just going to be the guys talk about other male penises for 55 minutes. Let's go. We done it before. Never for this long.

It's like part two. Never for this long. We did go part two. Never for this long. We had to go. Who would you be shocked to see if they had a big win? Let's go. Shocked. I don't know. These are great questions. Nothing is shocking anymore, you know?

Yeah, I think you'd be shocked if like, if Van a White pants Pat SayJack on the wheel of fortune. Oh, that's a good one. And he just has a huge con. He's like, whoa, I think that knock you on your ass a little bit. Like a very meaty. It would change the trajectory of his career. He's been doing wheel of fortune for what, 40 years?

He immediately is in the next mission impossible. Yes, dude. He's immediately a giant movie star. He's an expendables. Or yeah. Oscar nod, he's got the Oscar nod. Yes. Yeah, they just give him a nod.

The soonest Vanta pulls the pants down. Yeah. We get it now. I will say I saw Vanta White at the some charity thing a few years ago. That was like, what a poll. And I was starstruck by her. There That was like, what a poll. So who's that? And. Good name. I was starstruck by her.

There was other like really famous people there. Mm-hmm. And Vanna White was the one I was just, I kept like just looking at her. That she was like, Sorry, I'm not by me. You recognize her without somebody being like, Hey, that's Vanna White.

I don't know if I'd recognize her. Yeah, I recognize Vanna White. Yeah, you would. And if not, you're on your fucking ass. I'm pants pants. I think if I was in the dairy section of the grocery store and she was like, excuse me, like, can you get the fuck out of my way so I can grab some Ben and Jerry's? I don't think I was.

Well, I mean, it's like a, there's a lot of celebrities there. So it wasn't like, yeah, I might not really, I think I would. Yeah, it depends on if you're in the middle of Wisconsin, I would be like, well, that's not pan-a-white. But like, if you were in Beverly Hills at a grocery store, I might be like, that's been a while. I don't like that Dude, I I'm looking at her face now and it's not even registered. She has to be turning letters Dude, she was stunningly beautiful. I'll say that. This person I would have never read And I was truly starser by right. I did not see that coming. Did you watch a lot of wheel? Yeah, are you a wheel? I did as a kid. I think I'm a wheel. I never like to be a I love wheel dude. I never like I went to a wheel taping what's that

Conn. A comic place of Chicago. Yes, I'm a kid in elementary school It's like hey, do you want to come to a wheel of fortune taping? They came to Chicago And we went and we sat in a gigantic auditorium at this like convention center So far away that I was like I'm not exaggerating when I say like it'd be like watching a basketball game in like a football arena Yeah, it was that far away that you're kind of or understanding what's happening and there's no speakers It's just kind of having way over there, but you're there. They you know They asked me to do wheel of fortune and I backed out I said yes, and then I backed out

Using the strike as excuse, but but really I was like this strike happened. I'm like good I came back out of it because I can't spell worth shit dude. Dude. I fucking love like I'd like to buy a battle Pete. Yeah I was like I want I know for myself. I would just eat shit up That's a bummer that was I know I would do I would do better on jeopardy. I know I really? Yes, I would wheel over jeopardy all day. Okay, when I watch Jeopardy I'm okay, but what I

Guessing the the thing I never get it. I never get it. It can be fully written up there And I'll be like I don't know But with Jeopardy I I can I can do that. I don't think I'm being important. I would for sure lose. Yeah. But I would embarrass myself less in Jeopardy. I think I'm the opposite. What do you think is you're like, what's your bread and butter as far as trivia?

As far as trivia goes? Yeah. I mean, so Jeopardy is a trivia show, essentially. Yeah, but they talk about everything on that show. I love every one. But they talk about, they talk about, I mean, anything pop culture I'm pretty good at and history I'm pretty good at and.

Okay, so like pop culture. Okay, how many world wars have I been in? You? I like that, Swin. Not handspins. No, it's me. It's me. We've been talking about this for quite a while.

Yeah. Okay, so pop culture. Pop culture, I feel like, but that's, do you think you have like a specialty that is like? Massachusets will be trivia night on the tour. Do you have like a surprising like, oh, I didn't know Adam knew about that, because most people would say pop culture

because that's kind of unavoidable. Yeah, unless you're like living in a lighthouse. What's your super specialty? What do you deep, deep dive? You know the most about? No, I mean, nothing. I think I would be pretty bad at the game. I don't think I'd be great. I think I would suck better there than Wheel of Fortune. I think I'd be better than Will of Fortune. Were you just at the spin-it wheel and say letters at stuff? Yeah, wheel is so much easier than Jeopardy.

Jeopardy is, you're like, I know music and movies for the last 20 years. Liberty is so hard. Letters and words. Yeah, letters? Nah, I can't do it. I can't do it. What's a P.H. phrase?

Well, I knew we just did family feuds. So I'm like, I also was like, well, am I just gonna do every goddamn game show? So brutal. Right episode. I did price is right, which was my favorite game show. So I already was like, well, are you good at knowing how much things,

like the first question? Dude, I didn't think I was gonna be good at it because I haven't like, Rosary Shopped in forever. It was a big, you know, I don't hundred thousand dollars. They were like this most celebrity is one Oh, whoa. Oh my gosh. It's just great at it for who for what for I get some Mara children's miracle network. Let me get some money. They matched what the contestant one so it's basically I'm paired with the contestant and I help them guess thing he says

Contestant that's cool. Contestant. That's fucking dope. So, Drew, so you, wait, was that before family? Yeah, it was, it was the first thing I did back from the pin number. So you did the prices right with Drew Carey, but still couldn't remember Bob Barker.

Yeah, loose, but whole. Yeah, dude. Hey, the spotlight burns hot. Yeah, it does. I couldn't think of a word that started with S. I'm Tony, I could not believe, like couldn't get Bob Barker. Yeah, couldn. Hey, the spotlight burns hot. Yeah, it does. I couldn't think of a word that started with S. I'm telling you, I could not believe like couldn't get Bob Barker. Yeah, couldn't believe it.

If anybody who has seen the family feud episode between Anders and Adam's families, the divine's for so long. It's not between us, it's with us. What do we, it's time? It was between your mom served up Drew Carey. I'm like, I know who it is now. Your mom pulled it and I'm like, that's what it is.

But was that the last guest? It was a great episode. Well, it was Bob Barker, it wasn't Drew Kerry, but you're right. I know, but was she the last guest of your family? No, Chloe guest, a good one, which was Regis. Yes, yeah, that's a great one. And then it was, oh, from Millionaire,

I didn't even know. And then it was Drew Kerry. And then it went to you guys. And we had already had Bob Barker in the pocket and I fully blanked I said I just don't know which so embarrassing dude you said you don't know you didn't put anything out there No, because they only give you a few seconds to say something and I was like right yeah, it's hard Family if you just hell of like that's gotta be anxious No, I wouldn't get it's not the. It's not the easiest shifters. Yeah, it was not hard I think it's gotten way harder. They're like what's a thing you know and you're like

Air thing named water. It well, it's definitely got way more sexual like the answers are hell as sexual Oh my god, I couldn't even let some of my kids watch that shit. You couldn't yeah It's got hell a sex. No, I couldn't watch your dad talk about a ball. Okay, your dad talk about ball gags That shit's important. I mean our manager Isaac's kids watched it And they were like what's a vibrator daddy and he was like And over and I'll show you the coolest thing about when your dad said ball gag is he followed it with Steve He's like ball gag Steve. Well, he didn't say ball gag ball gag would have been the homerun Oh, he said a rubber ball. He goes rubber balls. I love oh he said Steve. I love yeah

The same grace by the way is them cutting to your mom being like I don't even know what that is I think to your mom being like, I don't even know what that is. Or what that is. What? Because if your mom was like this. All a ball gag. Oh, yeah. If your mom looks helicopter.

Yeah, my mom just goes. Yeah. Let's go. About a bit. You know what? Pimes on. You know what? I think I know the, I think I know my wish

for the dick reveal I want. I want that Steve Harvey dick, man. What is he? Oh, you guys. You know, he's hot. It's gotta be good. It's gotta be good. Let's go.

It's gotta be so good. I don't think it's shocking, but I think it's healthy. It's vibrant. Yeah. And it has six buttons going down the front of it. Yeah, and it's a cool color. And his pubes are his mustache. It's just his mustache.

Right. Free. His dick is just this face, but his nose is extra long Einstein's dick dude. How about there you go? Not impressive. Yeah, no, I like that. No, but I want to know I want to know Right, yeah, it's probably not why do you want to know I want to know too. It's all about the history you're a pin right? Yeah, it's probably not I want to know because he's a genius. Yeah, no, okay, okay, and I'm just looking for answers Yeah, do you want to see Stephen Hawking stick? Sure kind of Yeah, I would rather see Stephen Hawking's day. Yeah, I would love to take like great minds and look at their dicks. Yeah, that's what it is. Exactly. That's the Kyle gets the

game. Yeah, well, you know who's packing my boy Oppenheimer, that guy built the atomic bomb. You got to have a big swinging cock for that kind of work or the exact opposite. And he's just blowing up the world because he's so mad at how small as dick. Right. The bomb is a metaphor. It never does. Well, that's like Napoleon. Napoleon had a small dick.

That's in a jar somewhere like in your like, oh, yeah, yeah. Napoleon. Can we see it? Is it with you? You have it? You want to see it? You want to see it? You want to see it?

It's in a jar somewhere. Let me get it up. I will bought it off of Nicholas Kane. Yeah. So are there any take-outs apologies, any epic slams? Giveaways? Yeah, I mean, because we got to take back this whole darn-tuthing thing, huh? Probably should, yeah, just uh, oh, I liked it.

I'll stick by this one. I want this one to be, if people remember anything about my career in showbiz, I want it to be this episode of This Is Important Podcast. I want to apologize to anybody who was defended by Adam saying the national average was seven and a half inch. I didn't say seven and a half. I said seven and I thought that was fairly real. I thought it was six and a half or seven. He said, I didn't know it was regular. I would think it would be over. Yeah. It, it has never ever been- For eyes to five and a half seems low. And, but.

Yeah, and I would love to apologize. Honestly. No, that was some bullshit. That was on some bullshit. Because if you never in any conversation, have you ever been like the average dick in America is seven inches. There has never been a conversation that has that.

Very shanky. And Adam decided to say that right now for what reason huh for what reason Like this is what I have in like I feel like this is 69 days thinking was a fucking put on is weird dude And you'll find out in Arizona in Arizona you're gonna find out how Now the Adam's got it out and I see it. You know, you want to see it? Hey, actually, that's who I want to see. We go to Massachusetts.

I've seen Adams there. If you're come to the Medford show, you might see you come to Medford, get your tickets. Maybe it's going to be a hot one. Yeah, if you're going to go to Medford, Massachusetts, the 15th, you might see it. Chicago, Illinois, Phoenix, Arizona, Long Beach, Denver, St. Louis, Cleveland, Ohio, Columbus, Ohio, Indianapolis,

Louisville, Atlanta, Salt Lake City, and Seattle. You wanna see it? Yes, points. I mean, that's gotta be the fuckin', you wanna see it? You wanna see it? You've been talkin' about it, mine's gonna show it to you. It's a live TIIA nation show. At some point it's coming out. Yeah. Yeah. So buy tickets at

tiitore.com. Uh, tiitore.com. Anything else, Kyle? Anything, Kyle? I just want to make sure we've, it's been, it's been said. Uh, no, all these stones have been turned over. Yeah. I'm good. You guys, it's good. It stones have been turned over. Yeah. I'm good. You guys, it's good. It's been nice talking with you guys. It's been good. Blake, what are you drinking out of that glass?

Um, I think it's just a cup water, a cup water. It was just wax. That was a candle you drank out of? Yeah, just drinking wax. Okay, and that was another episode of... This is important. This is important. This is important.

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