This Is Important - Ep 151: Buttholes Is The Entry Point

Episode Date: September 5, 2023

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you get your podcasts. Welcome to This is Important, a production of I Heart Radio, the show where we only talk about what's the most important bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet. Today on This Is Important. But hold nipples and come. I'm a hungry California sun bear. Growing up, don't like watching movies with kids and... I didn't even add sex till I was 35.

Buckle up. Oh, that's a good question. No, that's worth asking. Who does care? Who cares that we're back? I care. Start off with a whimper, Blake. I love it. Does anybody give a shit that we're back? Does anybody care anymore? Does anybody care we're back? Does anybody care anymore? Does anybody care we're back? Blake's over at his brand new house.

Let's see that new backdrop. Thanks, man. Yeah, got a little red. Dude, sick. Set up. I went a little tour the other morning. It's a sick pad. Thank you, dude.

Appreciate that. Very modern chic right there. Yeah. That's like, uh-huh. Oh, that's modern chic. Yeah. Yeah, that's like, uh-huh. Oh, that's modern chic. Yeah favorite John Thank you so much. I'm trying to be modern and I'm trying to be chic and That's kind of why I'm wearing the Google Glass. This is for chicness. Yeah, just die Um, I feel like everybody's dropping like flies lately. So I'll just say yes

We're already getting called out for Bob Barker. We said Bob Barker man. When will it stop? I feel like every person we talk about. It's true. It's true. We talked about Steve Harvey a lot. If Steve Harvey dies within the next month. If he dies within the next month, we quit the bar. We have to, we have to, uh, we have to tie it together. We have to, uh, we have a tag. Mass suicide together. We have to take a high. Highest. Yeah, we have to take a high. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, we'll do the highest thing.

Yeah. Mass suicide. Yeah. I would just rather start with a high. This is then she would have. But we know you would. Mr. Hyatt is. Yeah.

Ah, Love me, my break. We offer ourselves, but we turn on again later. That's it. Okay. Just a little high. Okay. Yeah. So we are being clear, no mass suicide.

No, absolutely not. Okay. I'm just saying one at a time. We'll do it one at a time. It would be too funny. It would be too funny. It would be too funny. The new medicine that I'm getting on, the doctor told me, speaking of brushes with death, you already OD on your pills. No, it just that it wasn't working I've been I had an epidural yesterday get on so so this is like what my wife had when she gave birth Yeah, yeah, yeah a lot of wives a lot of fucking things Mother's doing epidural I have a lot of birthing people. Sorry. Yeah, so I had the hip surgery last week and then

Mm-hmm then and then I What I'm sorry I didn't hear you Kyle where you did you get aboard with the mass suicide or? Or no, no, I was wondering what one of us said but I didn't catch it and then I was just making your face so Okay, I was just smiling and making a goofy face Bigger maybe and through me did. R-E, sorry about that. Oh, be gone. So I had the hip surgery last week, and then that didn't stop any of the pain

that's happening in my body. So they were pretty bummed about it, and then I got a epidural yesterday, and they were like, this guarantee, we're giving you a nerve block. The nerve pain will be gone. It has to be gone, but also your back will be gone. And then they gave that to me.

It didn't go away even a little bit. In fact, it maybe was worse yesterday. What? Yeah, and I talked to you. Well, cause you got like torn tissues, is that what you're feeling now or what? I don't, I, well, I'm having spasms like all the way down into my legs and into my toes on my left side.

Like the stinky leg? Thank you, yeah, the my left side. Like the stinky leg? Thank you, like the stinky leg. He has the stinky leg. Are you doing this, sorry, the stinky leg? The stinky leg. I don't know what to do. It's a stinky leg that I cannot control. So I'll just be cooking eggs in the morning

and just start stinking, baby. Are you doing the hump? Like what are we talking about? No, it sucks. Like your legs and motion. It wakes me up in the middle of the night. So I'm not sleeping to the night. Like a dog that has a dream when it's running?

I'm exactly like a dog. That's what it is. For sure. Oh, man. We laugh, we laugh, and we cry. We laugh, but I'm sure you're living in nightmare. We laugh. So I'm gonna be on this new medication that they're like,

just dogs. We give this to dogs that are having nightmares. I'm living in a night. They're like, just so you're aware, this might produce suicidal thoughts. And, oh, so that's like you were sitting there. Come on, bring them on.

Be careful of the, yeah, I just got off the phone with them. And he's like, be careful of the suicidal thoughts and know that it's the medicine. So just make sure you're, are you with your wife when you start the Medication and no she's in Louisiana. Is that supposed to help? Want to be home all alone starting this medication and I started tonight So if you guys want to give me a little jingle jangle later

And the way you started off the podcast was asking for a mass suicide. Do you need to know? I'm just saying I thought Kyle suggested it. I thought Kyle suggested the bill talking I did it. I did not say I said I I thought we were all on the same page If Steve Harvey because then worth a Poster and I don't like Steve Harvey where to die. No, and where the problem well Yeah, but it's still there's still some factors of fate in there. There is a wiggle room there. All right, yeah, all right. Fair enough, fair enough.

That's a real item. Yeah, I'll be FaceTiming you, sure. I can FaceTiming you. Yeah, yeah. You need us to take sessions. I don't even know if I need the whole FaceTiming. I mean, it could just be a quick text. Yeah.

Wait, you don't want it? Or do, or do. I would love that. Or do, you know? OK, OK. Wait, this is life or death, and you still won't answer our calls What the fuck? I'm like I'm so little bit yeah, yeah, come on. I answer calls. Well, I don't know if you if it's it's a lot of

FaceTime so one and then you got to be like fit, you know, 15 20 minutes like they catch up, and you know, yeah Yeah, I mean Ders knows I've never talked with him on the phone once so What do you mean? Yeah, I mean, Ders knows I've never talked with him on the phone once. So what do you mean? Yeah, bad reception. What do you want to talk about? Yeah, exactly. Have you guys, you guys have been talked on the phone ever? Is this something that I think we did? I think we regularly talk on the phone, but like, no, I think the last time I called Ders

and talked with him, I remember it being the beginning of the pandemic and just being like crazy, right? Check it in there. Hey, how's you and your family during this global pandemic? Adam called and I just go, what? It was like, what? Yeah, he kept saying don't be a bitch about it. I was like, huh?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's cool. These are fun. Well, it's weird that you got that medicine that says like, suicidal, because I did want to take this time to have this episode be the flowers to add them episode, but I guess we can. Uh oh. Oh, we can nip that in the bud.

Oh, yeah, please do, man. I'm already taking it. Yeah, no, take them back. That's a, there's a major early take back right there. You have no flowers for your brother. No flowers. You'll get shit. Yeah, it is scary because if they can't find the cause of it,

then they start looking at like, do I have MS? Do I have ALS? The cause of LLS. The cause of LLS. Lou Gehrig's disease and all the real scary shit. The cause of Lou Gehrig's death. Wait, really? Adam, is that like brain scans and stuff?

What is that? Well, I mean, we don't have to go there if you don't want to do it. I don't even fucking know. It'd be a neurological disease that they sort of have to like count everything else out before they will say that, okay, you only have two to five years left to live. Right. What? Well, you've been googling and we spent three of those years seeing if this was the thing. Seeing if this was the thing, not giving you pain medication because they don't want you to be addicted. Way old. Yeah, you've been way old.

I've been way old. But you know, you've got to way old. Fingers crossed that it's not that stuff. And we find it's the cause of the diarrhea soon. We, yes, we want the cause of the diarrhea. The doctor goes, I don't know if I just said that, but he goes, this is a very perplexing case. You don't want to hear that.

Okay, the last thing you want to hear at doctors, he's like, hmm, he's like, the nerve block really should have worked. That works like 98% of the time. It's very abnormal for it not to work. I'm like, well, you tell him you're a 2% or? I guess so. Oh, yeah.

Seven and a half inches. 2% milk. How long is that needle? Yeah, I didn't see it. It was, they, you want to half inches. Super something milk. How long is that needle? Yeah, I didn't see it. But it's, you want to see it? Super duper long. It's like nine inches long. Not that long.

That's not that long. That's not that long. That's not that long. Yeah, to add them, I guess that's not that long. That's a pretty long needle. Gold to me. Yeah, that's a regular size needle. That's like a regular nine and a quarter inch needle.

What's the big deal? Yeah. But nine inches. That's like a regular that's the size of my what's that? Yeah. The size of the subway sea and what's that? What's that? Come on, man. That'd be six each. Well, moving on from Adam dying. Yeah, I don't know. I think it is really really long and I got two shots. And I was awake for it. They just did like local anesthetic, but the guy who was in the clinic next to me was going under and these nurses were like, kind of calling him a bitch.

They're like, you know, like you don't have to go fully under. This is Browserks. He's going under to receive the show. To receive the epidural. The nurses were calling the guy a bitch from your room. This is Orange County nurses who are like, did you see this fucking guy? Yeah, they're like, you don't have a good-

Oh my God, dude. No, I was in, I was in Bev Hills for this. This is a Beverly Hills nurse. Okay, these are Beverly Hills nurses that are like, oh my God, did you see that bitch? Yeah. As, no, they were talking, the curtain was closed. The curtain doesn't block sound at him

She can't just start talking shit with the curtain clothes. That's what my parents used to do So I didn't see the guy and he was like I'm not uh I'm gonna be put under and she's like you know It's it's very doable and you could drive home and still have like the rest of your day And he was like nah, I don't trust it. I don't want to be out This was the same procedure. Yeah. The same procedure that you got.

Yeah. I mean, that's like me when I go to the fucking dentist, I'm like, gas me up. You know what I mean? I don't want to feel jack shit. And they're like, sir, you don't have an appointment. I was like, gas me up. Let's go.

Put the mask on. Hey, can I get a key to the bathroom at least then? Yeah, anything. Got any free coffees least then? Yeah, I think you got to be free coffee, is your tea. Sir, you have to leave. Oh, what? I'm gonna stick around, gas me up. Gas me up? So the nurses are talking shit about the bro next door

just cause a curtain is closed. That's kind of fucked up, dude. Why don't they work in a talking ship? But they were like, you know, it's very doable. And immediately, it sucked. You know, it's a giant needle in your back. But like, you feel like going through like bits and pieces of your flesh just tearing it.

I don't want to feel like I don't want to feel like. I don't want to feel like I don't want to feel like. Like a local anesthetic on it, so you're like numb. But then once they're like, comfortably, they're like trying to, there's a screen, there's a monitor of your butt. And they're like trying to they there's the screen. There's a monitor of your butt And they're like trying to find the exact spot in between your spine to release the steroids That's not the spot that is not

I thank you You relieved something Something's really moon river. Wow when you're talking about putting that up there I think I would be so scared that I might move and like the needle. Oh sure You know what I mean like it would hit something and then I would tweak it and then the needle would just do they strap you down No, I'm just laying on a table. Yeah, you wouldn't move Kyle. You're laying down Don't do you do I'll lay you down you can't move anyway I hope you lay you down you can't move anyway. No, no, no.

Kyle, don't move because then they could, they could like, don't like freak out. Like I was adjusting like when he was paying, you know, you're like, yeah, that's what I would be afraid of. Kyle thinks it's too squirrely. Holy canole, but I wasn't like flinching and then, and then they hit the spinal cord and now I'm paralyzed. Well, that's the thing.

That's why I think I would get like, do for flinching. I think that would be that like that dude, that's the thing. That's why I think I would get like two from one team. Two from one team. I think that would be that like that dude under the behind the curtain. So you were the bitch that the nurses were making fun of. Yeah, like I'm actually getting like anxiety just thinking about it.

Like like it's like it's like it's tweaking me out a little bit because that's a big fucking needle. Yeah, it was it was crazy dude. I got a the epidural and then drove back from Beverly Hills down to Orange County. Like I was I was like that's what they told you at least am I gonna be able to drive and they're like yeah Yeah, you should be able to and it was the first time I drove go for it my surgery. Yeah. Oh, yeah I was like sure

I sure knew your license at some point but go for a brother I did my um my wisdom teeth without going to sleep and it was kind of harsh because they. Really? Wait, really? Yeah, yeah, they didn't put me down. They kind of just, they were like, yo, do you want to stay awake? You want some, you know, there's bitches

that go all the way under. I was like, I'm not a bitch, bro. I was an asshole back then. I have switched since. Right, was that in Beverly Hills? Yeah, I think I was a bitch for that. They wouldn't cast you up or what? I got gas the fuck out which we've covered. Yeah, I think I got gas to fuck out too. Yeah, I did I did for sure

Oh, these are technical terms are throwing around but for oh, we got a chunker Blake's in the new crib doesn't have the setup quite dial We go. Oh, this is our new weekly runner, Blake's Wi-Fi. Blake's a chunk in. Oh, boy. Yeah, no, I was for sure put down for the wisdom teeth. You were put down. They brought you back. Yeah, they brought me back a lot.

Yeah. I mean, we talked about how I woke up and said that my fly was open and my parents were like, what? Oh, yeah. It was joking. It was like a sign fell joke and we all wrote. Nobody liked it. Oh, that's right.

Yes, so that as if they molested you on the table, that hilarious bit. And my mom's like, what? I'm like, just kidding, I'm joking. That really funny bit. Did I tell you guys when I got my arm, when I went under for my arm surgery, when I came out, I fucking tried to like punch the nurse

and they had to hold me down and like. Yes, you spit at her, right? I was swinging at her and telling her to leave me the fucking loan and like. This is the most Kyle story I've ever heard. But I thought, am I thinking of somebody else who woke up in a hospital or like, maybe they were drunk, they were spitting at the nurse,

was that you? Yeah, but I don't think I was spitting at her but I was probably putting on a performance. No, it was a different close friend of mine. Oh, okay. You run with the tight cruders. Yeah, just lost the live up.

But yeah, when I came out, I had no idea what the fuck was going on. And I thought I had been like kidnapped or something, I think. And so it's weird. I wonder what the differences between different, like going, you know, I've had a lot of anesthetic and I've been under quite a bit. And every time it's like it's different, right? Because sometimes you're like it hits your like real goofy and loopy and you're saying silly shit and you're doing weird stuff. And this last time

and you're saying silly shit and you're doing weird stuff. And this last time, you're spending a little bit for the hip, yeah, I had a bomb strapped to myself and I demanded some respect. Right, and you deserve it. I think that it's an art form, isn't it? Like, isn't that like an anesthesiologist, like a job where your job is to like tailor it? Get the perfect, yes.

Yes, they watch it and they twist the knobs and stuff and they're like, okay, he's almost dead. It's basically a thereman. You're basically on the right in the thereman. It's totally. Yeah, it's like very fluid. Yeah, because this time I woke up and was just, I was like, oh, we're done.

Okay. And then I got up and like, sat there for like a half hour and then got up and drove home. Yeah, it's just like old hat. By the way, when you woke up was on the 405. Yeah, you're like, we're done. I'm driving. Oh, I missed my ass.

Fuck. Fuck. Okay. Loop it back. No doubt. Uh, dude, I got in Visaline. I got it on right now, but you can't tell, huh? Wow.

Really? I can't tell. That's pretty cool. Yeah. Is it on the bottom? Because you're getting your will fareeral on or is it on the top or it's the bottom? It's the bottom. It's the bottom. It's both. I have it on both really. Oh, yeah, I put it on. I When you put it back in I can kind of hear a different in your speed difference in your speech But I didn't notice that before is it just because you just put it back in and it has to settle or yeah?

I think I was slurping the spit back up You know like and I didn't quite get it on the back cap So it was like yeah, yeah, well that's cool dude. Yeah, I It's so fucking weird dude. It's like hurt as it like a cuz it's a it's like braces It's like a gradual thing that like moves your teeth, right? Yep, and I have to wear rubber bands in them too. I just haven't started doing that yet, but rubber band man. Wow. But are the bands make you dance or no? The bands are going to make me dance,

baby. You know it. But what are you going to look like? It by the end. Well, hopefully my bottom grill gets a little straightened out, but it's like, I like this Kyle. It's not for aesthetic. It's for, it's because it's like a lot of plaque buildup. It's not good medically, I guess. So they're like your teeth are all crowding. We need to separate them a little bit. You got no gaps.

Yeah. And you also don't want your teeth all folding in on top of each other. And, you know, it's a bad, bad look. I don't want your teeth doing that. That's what I got one down here that's like, I was like, can you just ditch that one? Like, and I don't even have to wear it in this. Very common. Yeah, just just ditch it to it.

But medically not good. Medically probably not the best. Yeah, because I'm happy for you, dude. You've recently lost like 50 pounds. You were getting your teeth figured out. Your eyes have straightened right out. You're really coming together, man. This is the year of God.

This is like that show the swan. Dude, I got my eyes. I got my eyes checked the other day. 2020 vision, straight up. What the fuck? What were they? Are you having a glow up? He's for sure having an ultimate glow up. I'm having a late glow up.

I'm having a midlife glow up. Yeah. That's what's happening right now. Are you like Benjamin butting because it's like you're going from like, kind of this thing to this thing. Wow, I don't know. You ever have a thing to a thing?

That's what it is. Think to a thing for sure. Yeah, I guess, I guess. I'm just, you know, something shining on me, you know what I mean? What can I say? Something shining. Yeah, I like it, Kyle. So I'm Shiner. Yeah, I like it, Kyle.

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on the iHeartRadio app Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. You know, I watched a couple episodes of Workaholics last night, just because I was you know thinking like well if we do a group suicide like I got episodes are we gonna be watching in costume yeah in costume like yeah maybe we could re-enact something fun before we drink the kool-aid or something and uh actually you're swaying

me a little bit I'm trying to remember the show. I was I was like, man, Kyle, you had a kind of a cool dirty look on the show. I liked Carl on the show when you had like the dyed hair and you you were all like skinny and the blonde hair was very sexual for me. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for just a pirate for one episode. Yeah, it was you had a cool vibe with the eyeliner. Yeah, yeah, those eyes. They appear right into your soul. Thanks. That was like, you know, we were becoming real actors at that point, huh? The pirate was season one. That was like, we were wrapping our last

season. Speak to that. Kyle, we speak to that. I do remember listening to podcasts where people say, speak to that. I do remember directing Chris Parnell fucking Michelle Obama impersonator impersonator. Yeah, thanks for clarifying. Wow. Barack Obama impersonator watched Egypt. It is. Yeah. Thanks for clarifying that, Ders.

We didn't want anyone to think. Right. Parnell was fucking Michelle Obama. Hey, man. No slander over here, baby. Okay, we're allegedly, we're alleged and clear. You know, and I was wearing that costume and it was just, I remember being like, what the fuck is actually going on?

Right, and it was in my bedroom that I was gonna sleep in that night. God bless America, remember that, dude? Yeah. Yeah, like a nice little career going. I bet he still does doing them the Baroque impression because he was like everywhere. Yeah, he was great.

Yeah, I actually watched Wolves of Rancho last night where we go to the Rancho Colondas. And I directed that episode. And there's photos of me directing that episode like with slicked back hair in that dumb suit that we had on. And these photos are up with the DGA. It looks like I got dressed up

for my big week of directing like that. That's funny. I like that. Sometimes I wish I was that kind of a director that like dressed up. But didn't you, who do I know? Well, Paul Feeck does that. I thought you wore like a blazer or something like that

Yeah, Paul Feeck that's who me. No, I don't know. No, no, no I thought Kyle did like first week. He like wore something fancy and we were all like the fuck are you doing? And then you're like all right, I'll take it. I don't see that for Kyle Remember one we would go to like general meetings when workaholics was first take there's like before the show It even aired, but there was always a button up. Maybe that's what I'm thinking. There was there was a buzz. It was it was it was all about the buttons. I'd have to talk to Kyle about having his armpit hair out. Right. Wearing sleeves. Yeah. And be like Kyle, we're going to go meet the vice president at MGM or whatever. Let's throw on something where your armpit hair is okay. And I remember you we got in like

a true argument about it. Like a true. If they they don't if they don't respect me like this then they just don't respect me and I'm like it's just yeah you're a part in your nipples hanging out you know it's just it's my way of saying I'm not playing your game okay but yeah I think you're both right I think it's it's a it's a thin line you can dress like like yourself, but it has to be the nicer version. When you go to those kinds of meetings, you don't come covered in paint. Out of my kind of thing, the combo that I settled on was like, you don't go covered in paint, is that what you said? I was always covered in oil or paint or something.

Right. Yeah, right, right. Working on the car outside. Just tree sap. Yeah, it's just dirty. Some digging a going to the car outside. Just tree sap. Yeah, he's just dirty. Some digging a hole in the backyard for no reason. I don't know what this guy's up to.

Yeah, since Blake's not here, I'll just say, yeah, his dick is out. Thank you. Thanks, but I do remember it ended up being like tank top with button up over it. So then I could button up before the meeting. Yeah, that was like the little compromise that we came to. I remember truly we were standing, we were leaving. It was one of our first meetings. I think it was MGM. And it was one of our

first big meetings. Yes, Durs got an argument with a woman who is now a high level executive elsewhere. Oh, really? Oh, well, you did or I did. Dursed it. Yeah, yeah, I didn't. Wait, remember this. Wow. Yeah, I remember all. Okay. Yeah, keep going because I'm what was the conversation about about me and new check? Yeah, about him dressing properly and then we got it in a little feisty with each other and then you got in and then you're like, fine I'm gonna wear this shirt. I'm like, great. I would love that. Yeah. Right.

I like that. I mean, well, I'm just dressed in a t-shirt and then what was the fight in the meeting about? Yeah. I don't remember. You had like beef with that. Well, she had said something and you took offense to it and then it was like a real aqua moment of you being of you, you know, planting planting your flag.

I can't remember exactly, but you remember, I mean, I don't wanna say the woman's name, but she's a big executive elsewhere. Yes. I bet Blake would remember. Yeah, I have no memory of any of these, not a lot of these meetings. I mean, he never.

Well, there's, I kind of all run together in a way that, well, there was a lot. There were like chapters. Yeah, I only remember the first few that we went on. The only meeting I remember getting in a fight with was somebody at Paramount who was pitching the summer camp slasher too.

And she was like, is it R-rated? And I was like, well, yeah. And she's like put like on the kids like 13 and 14. And I was like, yes, and then she just goes Adults who go to our rated movies don't want to watch movies about kids and I was like I don't know if that's true. Oh, and she was like I Been marketing for 15 years. I think I know what I'm talking about. Wow. I leave her second derses on a hate or a or what No, we got to shut the fuck up and listen

or what? No, we got to just shut the fuck up and listen. Yeah, so much. We would just keep coming in. Come on. I hate. Don't come after me. I held your fucking torch while you were gone and talked about Dix for you.

He did. She was like, how big? Adults don't watch movies about kids. And I was like, what are you basing this on? And she was like, my 20 years in marketing. And I was like, OK, but like, sure. And then within 12 months, stranger things came out. And then it came out. And I was like, okay, but like sure. And then within 12 months, stranger things came out and then it came out and I was like, well, I could have made those, but okay.

That shit's weird. So that was the one, that was the one meeting I remember getting in a fight with somebody being like, I don't, I gotta push back on that. I don't think that's true. And I guess I was wrong. JK. Yeah, there's a big JK there, all right? Blake, what meeting do we get in a fight?

Where you were there and somebody said something and I planted my flag? I want to say that it was an early meeting. We told the story about how Kyle and me got in a little argument going to one of our first meetings because he was wearing his tie-dye tank top and his arms pinned. The hair was hanging out and his nipple was flopping out the side. And I was like, and for some reason Adam had a problem with that. I was just like, dude, put on like a shirt, at least cover up your nipples. So, and then we got a little argument.

Wait, I do remember you telling him to cover his nipples. I was like, at least the nipples just cover them up. Cause the whole goal of these meetings is, they look at you and go, I was like, at least the nipples just cover them up. Cause the whole goal of these meetings is, they look at you and go, here's someone that I can entrust $30 million to go make a good course. And Kyle had the carl Venice Beach. Yeah, that exact shirt, you know exactly what shirt.

Well, he only had one tent. When I was in the church, it's the exact meeting we were going to, but it was one of the early memes. And we were going to like, I want to say MGM and meaning with this female executive. And she was pregnant. And I don't know. I don't remember exactly what the beef was. Oh, that's, I remember now.

I was like, that's not okay. That's right, I'm not gonna try the wide. I remember. Oh, yeah, just flipped out just because it's not cool. Yeah, wait a minute. Yeah. I was like too weird. I'm in a position of power. I can't remember what it was.

How are you in an office pregnant at the same time? Yeah. Yuck, who's really making the decision? No. I said, I'm not leaving here before you do. Oh, tempo. Yeah, okay. So she was pregnant and you kicked her.

I can't remember what the fight was about. I remember it just being like super duper awkward. Yeah, I don't know. Can't remember. I don't know, I've been a sort of dude. I mean, Durses isn't willing to make things awkward if he feels strongly about something. It's, I've been in play. I like, I like to make people explain things when they say stuff and I go, what do you mean by that? Yeah, I just go.

Okay. I don't let people just say like blanket statements about stuff. Like someone going, adults don't like to watch movies about children. I go, what are you talking about? Paul, leave, Paul. Harry Potter, baby. And you have to be that way. You've got to be you, man. You've got to do that.

And by the way, I'm not saying you, because I go, I go, you're wrong. I go, you feel that way? Based on what? Like, sell me on that. I would love to be, I would love to understand the same thing that you're saying,

the way that you understand it, because from where I'm sitting, it's like Android curiosity. He's a robot. Wait, but, Terce, you are now claiming that you will admit that you are wrong. Do you think you're good at that? I didn't say that.

Do I admit that I'm wrong? Yeah. So good. I admit when I'm wrong, but I also, but, yeah, but I'm not wrong. No, no'm wrong, but I also, what? Yeah, but I'm not wrong. No, no, no, but I'm to clear the air. All in my mind, what's wrong?

But I also won't be like, my opinion is wrong. If I get like something factually incorrect, yes, because if I disagree with something based on my opinion, I'm not gonna change my opinion until I'm educated in a way where I go, oh my opinion is now shifting. Is this something else? Right, you will understand that. And you are good when it's like a story thing and you're pitching ideas.

You can be sold on someone else's idea. You're not stuck in your ways like that. Yeah, but there's this very opinionated person as well, which is kind of crazy. So that's another factor in this issue. I think my opinionatedness comes from my dumb brain, not understanding where other people are coming from and how they got there. And so I stop them and go, I need you to explain that. I'm a dumbass. I need you to explain that.

I'm a dumbass. Yeah, please explain the nuance to me. Please explain the nuance because I'm not there or like what's up? How did you get there? I don't know what you're talking about. I think you're right. I fucking idiot.

You dumb pregnant cunt. Whoa! Whoa! Holy moly! I think I tricked your son. I'm holding. Hang on a second. Adam just played a recording from the meeting.

Where did you get that? Allegedly. How did you get that? Fucking disaster, my God. That's a side effect. That's gotta be the side effect. That's the pill has to be the medication. That's the pill's talking.

Jesus. By the way, the fact that you put the whole thing in the context of the executive was a pregnant woman, which has nothing to do with anything except for the fact that that's who it was. That's who it was. Well, it's not. But now it seems like your...

Adam loves children though. So he was like, he clocked that. He's like, oh, another child in the world. Well, it's, you know, it's just a identifier. It's how you, you know. But it makes it seem like that's pertinent to the story. No, I just said that because it's funny. I think where I was like,

really, you're gonna have a at-home birth? You're a fucking idiot. Here's what I would do. But that was just Adam trying to jog your memory, right? That wasn't pertinent to the story. He's just taking a little jog around the lake. I don't see gender or pregnancy executives or looking to me.

Whoa. I like to go into meetings like this. That's what I'm talking about. I don't pay attention to anyone who's to me. Whoa. I like to go into meetings like this. That's what I'm talking about. I don't pay attention to anyone. Let me guess. This is how I pitch your head every studio. The first. I'm just trying to wear my tank top,

or let my pit sweat, dude. That's it. So this is our rated movie for grownups about kids. Are you with me? You're not. I'm too stupid to understand why you wouldn't be talking to me. There's Gimzema voice modulator and he says, talk through this and I'm gonna cover my eyes.

He's like, okay. Growing up, don't like watching movies with kids in them. Okay. Okay. Who said that? Who said that? Who said that? It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter who said it. Bitch, you got kids in you. One. Actually, it's twins. Oh, man. Yeah. Yeah. Gosh. Sorry about it. Yeah, push pushback. I like a little little pushbacks. Fine. A little pushback. Yeah. Exactly. It's good. Healthy discussion. Because have you ever, have you ever just been in a room where someone says

something and you watch everyone go? Like, that's the perfect. Yeah, that's usually, that's usually what I do. I would say for the 95 person. Yeah, you talk shit in the right home. I think I pick and choose my battles. Like I can definitely like figure out which ones I wanna just let slide and which ones I gotta be like, hold up, what was that?

I'll go down. I don't even categorize these things as battles. Well, as you're misunderstanding. Yeah, see that. I do like that. Well, that's fair. You could break down in communication. Right.

That's huge. Well, yeah, I know. It is interesting because some people get offended when their opinion or their idea is challenged. And that shouldn't be how it is. And that's what's crazy to me. I know. And that's what's crazy to me. I know, that's weird. Like somebody was like telling me their friends, their friend created a show or no.

They were like, hey, are you watching this show? And I was like, oh, we watched a couple episodes. It drove me crazy. I hated it. And she was like, oh, my friend created it. And I go, oh, yeah, it's, I, I need to get a fucking mass. And she's like, I just told you, my friend created it. I go, I know, but like, that's not, I'm not gonna tell you,

oh, no, it was actually, that's actually pretty good. Like, duh, duh, duh, duh. Oh, this macaroni tastes like fucking shit. It's my family's secret recipe. It's been passed out in general. That was the last thing my grandmother made before she passed away. That's her potato salad.

But then she was like, would you like it if I started shitting on like one of your friends projects that was and I was like, is it was it bad? Is it your opinion that you didn't like it? Then that's fine. It doesn't sound gonna offend me. Like yeah, I don't know where you could like. What would you do that if it was that person's show would you go I think it's bad I don't like it to if they are the ones that didn't know but I've always wanted to have conversations with people to be like we can agree this missed the mark like where do you think it happened you know but I think that that's for them to bring up if they want to yeah sure but also sometimes you know I mean, people have strong views about

think projects that we've done and sometimes you're like, oh, I stand by the decisions that we've made. Oh, yeah. Again, I'll go, why do you think it was bad? Yeah. And then they'll go this and I go, and I might go, you're right, that's the worst part about it. I like all the other stuff. And I think that that outweighs it though for me. You know, like, yeah.

But to take it personally like that when it's just kind of a... I don't know. It's so hard not to though. Yeah, some people are just bitches. Some people have to go under to get a epidural, you know? Some people are just bitches, dude. Ooh, it's so nice. I remember when I found out that my uncle who like we watched movies like a lot growing

up and talked about movies like that's what we did at Family Functions. We got an industry brat. Go ahead. Uh-huh. Your uncle Spielberg. NEPO baby. No, no, no, Uncle Swimcoach, man. Oh, you got to watch movies as a kid.

No wonder you're a fucking director. Go ahead. But I heard. I talked to him and he was like yeah yeah yeah yeah game over man yeah and that was like a thanksgiving and it was like oh he didn't really want to talk about it I was like okay I'll go talk over here then I find out that my mom was like my mom told me later like your uncle turned that movie off didn't finish it. Oh what what part? What did it? The butthole? The Adam's gauntlet.

What did I cry about? I think it was the butthole. I think it was the butthole into the dog. I think is really where. Yeah, that turned a lot of people on. I'm not even, I'm not even going to try this anymore. Well, admittedly, that movie isn't, I understand. Isn't it funny or good?

No, I think it's super funny. And I think it's, I really like the movie. I do. But I understand how that it would be off-putting for some people. If that's not their sensibilities. I do too. I totally get it. This guy is like, he's religious. He's kind of been more conservative as he grows up, you know, and as he became older

and became an elder. So it's like, and he hates that this was making him laugh. Yeah. That could be a joke. Because this this was making him laugh. Yeah, yeah, that could be a whole cuz this is a sinville Yeah, it could be the truth. There's a guy who's like teaching Chong rules, you know, so it's like oh What's up? But the cheat I remember that scene in the cheat and Chong up in smoke where they had one man Eat another man's ass at gunpoint Delete his job into the Gabriel very funny. Yeah, I feel like it's apples and apples. Yeah, they had the exact same after the credits

If you keep watching up and smoke they have this cool scene. Yeah, Kiko rakes a a Bungload out of Tom's ass. Oh Yeah, is it a felt it's really good sucks a bong load Yeah, what is that what do they call that? Is it a a felt? It's really good. Yeah, sucks a bong. Yeah. What is it? What do they call that? He uses but all as a bong thing with no ball two-lear bottle and in the water tank them or oh gravity bomb gravity. He gravity bond out of his ass hole Yeah, yeah, he does a cartwheel and then he slurps it. It's really good I mean hey, we we stand on their show. You know, different time,

just different time. Well, I'm like a little worried about the live show because so many people like family members of mine, like I have like 50 people coming to between like Omaha and Kansas City. I have like a hundred people that are like, we're coming and I'm like, I don't know if they listen to the podcast. Like, so these are like my aunts and uncles and their friends and they're like, you know, they're in their 50s and 60s. Oh, I'm like, I don't know if they listen to the podcast, like some, these are like my aunts and uncles and their friends and they're like, you know, they're in their 50s and 60s. Oh, wow. And I'm like, I don't know if they're listening to the podcast. I'm like, just so you're aware,

this isn't like a standup show where this is curated material that I've done, you know, for years that I've developed it. This is us sitting, talking, and it'll probably devolve into porno and buttholes. 100% of the time it's porno and buttholes and they're like, I don't be fine. These nipples, yeah nipples. Well, do it live.

Everybody's got a butthole. Well, also, I was talking to our buddy Scooby from Community College and he says he's coming to the Arizona show with his 12 year old. I'm like, wait, is there? Is there not a there's not an age limit on some of this? So, wait, really? I did, I would not have guessed that 12 year old is to all age a sh-

What? I said, my parents want to come to Chicago and bring my mom's like, I want to bring my old stewardess buddy and her, and her husband. They've seen it all. These are all people in their 70s and maybe 80s. Very good, I go.

I go, okay mom, if you want to bring them and just listen to us talk about I literally say the same thing Talk about but holes for an hour. That's up to you Yeah, but the kids worse you kind of have to say to these people It gets worse but holes is like the fucking Yeah, that's the entry point then you have to be like as you kind of to say to these people You have to look at them in the eye and be like, Paul, Paul says the entry point is the name of this episode.

Yeah, but holes, but holes is the entry point. And then we dive, then we go deep butt. Yeah. The deep butt. And then we go into cum. And it's like, fucking, it's crazy. Yeah. So you have to kind of say like,

but hold nipples and cum. And we get to come play. People like it. So come on out to Boston essentially Medford, Massachusetts is sold out. Sorry. You snooze you lose did it sell out. Yeah, we're like right there and then Chicago we still got some tickets come out. That's the first big weekend Boston and Chicago Chicago land fucking show out. Let's go. No, I show. Oh, yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. Come on I think the bottom bowl has sold out and then now it's a big theater fucking show out. Yeah, baby. No, how show? Oh, yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. Come on.

I think the bottom bowl has sold out. And then now it's a big theater. Chicago's like 4,000 seats or something crazy. So I'm son. And did we say, did we mention that we're having the entire cast of the bear joining us in Chicago? Yeah, we didn't mention that. We did.

And we shouldn't because they aren't. And we should. Oh, that's not it. Oh, dude, let it rip. Whoa, yeah, dude. Don't ruin it. What are you doing? Don't do this.

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What about him? What's his name? Jesse Clemens. No. No. Jeremy Allen White, right right Jesse Michael plemons suddenly he like I think you'd like just got a divorce and what and is now Just a lot of TMZ photos of him running shirtless. I'm like this guy is is sending it right now. Okay. I'm happy for Don't gonna send it. Don't get Of course, dude, he's having his fucking

moment. Yeah. Like are you jealous? Because he's kind of stealing your look. Wait, what? He's kind of stealing your. What is it? How was he stealing my look? A tank top and it like sleepier eyes. Skinny white guy. You guys have long hair. That's why it keeps the long hair. Yeah, but he has a shaggy. He has a shaggy. No, but he looks like a young teenage wrestler. He's kind of got the like, he's a little guy, right? Why are you? Dude, speaking of which, he has that wrestling movie with Zach Efron coming out. That's about to be fucking sick, I think.

I think they're going to kill it. Yeah. Yeah, I hope that is good. Who's it about? It's about an early family. What is it? Yeah, the, um, oh, I should know their name. It's like a very famous like WCW or NWA, like wrestling family,

like the Van Doran's or not that. Yeah, that's not that, but it does sound right. It does sound right. Van Doran I think is sunglasses, in my tributaries. That's von Zipper. That's von Zipper. I think Van Doran is Van. Van Doran is Quicheau.

Van's, no, Van's. I wish it produces a little bit of this. Yes, it is. It's Vans. Vandorn. Yeah. Vaughn Eric. Vaughn Eric.

Vaughn Eric. Vandorn is Vans off the wall, 66, man. Vanduch. Go ahead. Vanduch is the son of the last one. So it's the Vaughn Eric wrestling. He's in the Vaughn Buss movement. Yeah, which I don't know a lot about that wrestling family.

I think it was a little bit before my time, but it was like that's like pre WF right isn't it? I think it's kind of like tickling around like for Maybe I don't I don't know. I thought it was like the traveling who's directing it I don't know who's directing it. I don't know, but all I know is their looks look amazing I would have loved to be cast in that movie or hot muscles. Well, you have to cut your fucking hair, bro. I could cut it a little bit. You got to cut your hair, dude. I know, but who's, it comes down to who's directing it.

Who's directing it? Cause their looks aren't gonna save the movie. I think it's gonna be good. A movie guy named Sean Durkin, who I'm not familiar with. I don't believe. There's been a lot of look movies that have fallen flat and not delivered on like the stills that get released. Yeah, but Jeremy and Zach Efron, he's like sneaky really good actor. Shouldn't even sneaky. He's a really good actor. He's a, when

when Zach puts his mind to it, he's a fucking killer, dude. I was your favorite Zach performance. I was just one of the one that the the room when he was in the room, but it's not the room. What's the Seth Rogan movie where they remade the room? Yeah, where they the disaster artist. Yeah, he's a really tiny part of that. Who's he playing that? That's Dave Franco. Yeah, but it was fucking no Zach. We just like that was Zach Efron playing Dave Franco doing the guy. Wait, who was he? I don't remember him in that movie. I like that movie a lot. He was good in the Ted Bundy, uh, the Ted Bundy show, or was that a movie? I think it's a movie.

Yeah, he was, he know that was a movie. He played Ted Bundy in the movie. Yeah, he's great in that. He's good. He did good. Yeah, it's actually a good actor. And Mike and Dave is one of his best movies ever. You kidding me?

That shit rocks. Well, I can get behind that. Very funny and Mike and Dave. Thank thank you for saying thank you for saying yes more than neighbors yeah who was he in the disaster artist I'm still tripping on this he's like just as very small scene I think he's like a the boom operator for a dude it's and you believe it like pics like the scene where Zach has the absolute smallest role uh definitely do. A little cardio role. He's like, dude, that's all I need.

He was playing Zach Efron, and he was like natural with it. No, that's all I need. I'm like a casting director. I see those scenes, and I'm like, No, Zach's a good actor, and I think that movie, I don't know the director, Sean Durkin, but I hope it's cool. I think it's gonna be cool.

And that Jeremy Allen White guy, he's got a ton of heat on him. So at least they're positioning. You would take his agents would position him to do something at a high level at this point. Yeah, coming off that show. Hot, hot, hot, hot. It's gonna be dope.

Yeah, you think so, but then you never know. It's true. I do like when he's on the bear, he's like in the alley, squatting down bent over smoking and talking to people. He smokes cigarettes really well. Like that's a move.

I don't know if I would do a movie and I squat down to smoke, they'd be like, you should stand up. Yeah. For me, it'd be like, it looks like your knees are hurting. Yeah. Yeah. That would be a hard, that's a hard discussion

for the monitors too. When you're at the monitors, just watching them wobble and you're like, how wanna fucking go? That really looks like he's in a lot of pain. Yeah, like, yeah. But he wants it. He told me that he came on the trailer and he was like, dude, I got an idea for this scene.

I'm gonna do a cool, Jermiel and White crouch. Anders, please stand up. You look like you're taking a shit. In Chicago, when we're on the road, we're gonna all take a bunch of Instagram reals of a smoke and cigarettes as best as we can It's gonna look great like in white t-shirts. Yeah, I'm gonna smoke my first cigarette In Chicago, dude, I gotta get those herbal. I gotta get the herbal ones Hey, when we get to Chicago are you are we going we're going a day early?

Are you guys coming over to my parents house or what? Yes. Yes. So this is going to be my first time. I didn't get to go the last time. We got to go. We got to do. Can we broadcast from the house? Can we do those? I mean we're in Chicago to do a podcast. Wait, can we do like a can we do a ghost hunter? Where we like scan your house for ghosts and spirits. That's because I bet there's a time. Yeah, but if you if you ended up throwing a net over my dad, not okay. I got one.

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Yeah, that seems cool. Absolutely. I'd love to come to the home residents. Check out the hood. I'm gonna go. We can just galvanze around Evanston. And I'll take in my old food spots. Yes. Yes. What we nurse in a circle What's the best hot dog in Chicago that noise? Oh?

Mustards last day and right are we going there? Mustards is right by me. Are we fucking going there? Do you want to put the whole everybody gets a shirt? You guys actually have a picture up in there really? It's me and you guys. Oh We got to we got to make an appearance. Well that get us a free cheese dog I doubt it you could just buy. Hey, that's me up there. All right. Uh, that's 1199. Hey man. I'll take a free hot maybe maybe this is what we do We eat a lot on the live show for in Chicago We eat it. We get a mountain of hot dogs and we just eat on microphone

We eat it. We get a mountain of hot dogs and we just eat on microphone. There's door dash. I think that we should have food there for the shows. I'm going to be hungry. I want a gear. There's going to be door dashes interrupting the show the whole time. Let's order a hundred door dashes and and then every door dash guy that comes. I do. I know 69. We interview them. They wave them through all the way to the front. Yes. They come all the way down. And pizza pizza. I kind of like that.

That's a great idea. I'm just going to switch this away. And if we do that, we have to over-tip. Oh, we do. We have to 20,000%. 20,000% and a T-shirt and some hot, hot, hot, and merch. Oh, wait. When did it go from like, do you want to be a cheap skate

and do 17%? Do you want to do 24, 29, or when did it go from like, do you wanna be a cheap skater and do 17%? Do you wanna do 24, 29 or 36? And you're like, yeah. Aren't I already paying like $15 extra just for delivery? Those buttons are flagrant. Yeah, the credit card, it's like, what's up? It had so crazy, like I got a salad. I was home alone and I literally ordered a salad.

You wait, salad bitch? Dude, I know. Dude, good for you Adam Yeah, I was thinking the same thing See you love so and so I ordered it it was $56 because I door dashed it. Oh my god And it was just all the up chart it was like a regular it was like a $20 salad and then with all these extra fees and bullshit And then and then I tip well because what is it? There's already a delivery fee and there and then I tip. Well, because what is it there's already a delivery fee.

Yeah, and there's a fucking tip fee. And there's also if you don't want them to take longer fee, like an expedited delivery fee. Oh, and I do that every time. I'm such a sucker. Even though it's like five minutes, I pay the... I don't... Negatively.

I don't do that, but I am very, very angry when it's like, yeah, we're preparing your order. We got it. And then it's like, is making it making it and I'm like where's the fuck's he go? And then they drop someone else's meal off first They like pass your house to go to other place because they paid the the three dollars. Adam's waiting out front with his hands on his hips Hunger yeah, it's annoying that frustrates me to the most that frustrates me to the most I'm a hungry California sun bear How pissed now have you guys gotten left hanging by an app?

Like what? Yes, I have gotten hanging. A week ago, I go, yo, whatever, I order some wings, right? Nice. There we go. Now we're top. And then it goes, it'll be there in an hour.

Now we're top. It's a day like. I'm home alone style parent. Like I time it perfectly so like as soon as the kids go down, my food shows up and I can have like my night. Kids go down, daddy. It's for you. It's not for your kids.

I thought this was good. I thought he shoot. Daddy's shootin' it. Wife's out watching Barbie. I'm used to these for the kids. No, no, no, this is just for me. The kids already had like whatever. PBNH, their chicken nuggets and something. Ooh, that sounds good. kids already had like whatever. PBN Hacker, chicken nuggies and something.

Oh, that sounds good. And so then like, sitting there and it goes, you got a new driver and I go, all right, whatever it takes. And then 15 more minutes goes by and it goes, you got a new driver. It's now been an hour and a half. Yeah. And then it's two hours it goes,

hey, they don't have something from your order. It's canceled. What the? And I was like, no. You're living in a nightmare. That, I mean, that's happened to me a few times. It's so frustrated. So I go, I go into the app and I'm like, yo, you guys just absolutely ruin my night. Now I'm eating dinner from somewhere.

It's somehow, like 10 p.m. at night. I gave my kids sleeping pills. I ordered, I gave them shots of whiskey. I fucking knocked them out with some diamond tap. I gave them shots of whiskey. I fucking knocked them out with some diamond tap. Big melatonin night over here. You ruined my night, but they did. I gave them Adam's suicide payments. And so I go, they're like, we can offer you $10. Well, you get your money back and you get like a $10 to play with or whatever. And I was like, I want $50 or I'm deleting this app. Good for you.

Oh, good for you. Good for you. And you're like, I can't do that $10 of the massive. I can't stop eating. And I go, you have a shot right now to keep a customer who will keep using door dash or whatever the fuck it was. This is over the phone. This is like a, yeah.

Yeah, dude, can I, no know this is like the text thing. I go you can get years of my money. Are you texting like you have a shot right now? And by the way, your text needs someone in India. They're like we don't care. No, I'm not even texting a person. This is a machine. This is AI.

Your voice, Memoena robot. You can send me a 50 dollar. I go you You can send me a 50 dollar reimbursement. You can either send me a $50 reimbursement or you can just lose so much money for the rest of the existence of your company. Right. You know how much pizza I order. And by the way, I was doubly pissed because it was an app I never use. Adam, so you make sure.

And my buddy's wife works for them and she's like, it's her company and I told her, she's a dumb ass. She was like, you use, you use post-lates. She was like, Uber Eats. Don't pregnant bitch. And so then I go, all right, like I'm gonna move yours to the front of the line. I'll use this one. And then like, on my second or third order with them,

I get stiff. Dude. Dude. He knows, he's freaking serious. Well, I mean, I just talked about this right before the pod, but I ordered Domino's last, it was right after my surgery. Okay. I was like, Chloe's like, what do you want me to,

do you want me to cook you something? And I never get pizza. And I was just like, you know what? I'm gonna be a fat little baby, oink oink baby, give me some. Oh, we're gonna. I'm on a pain pills, my girmary to pizza. I'm on a pain pills. I'm like, give me the pizza. I'm on a car.

So we ordered Domino's. It doesn't come for two hours. And it's just says it's gonna come. I'm gonna go. Is this with an app? Is this using an app or is this straight? The app. Okay, it's the Domino's app.

It's the Domino's app. It's the Domino's app. Well, okay. Which you did or did not have before, like tonight, that night, you downloaded the app that night. You know what, babe, I'm downloading that. No, Chloe loves Domino's, so we got, she had the Domino's app, so we get the Domino's app.

Okay, it's true. And then, and then I was like, you know what? I was like, he's a keeper. He's a keeper. He's a keeper. Pizza Hut says that it could be here in 20 minutes. So we get pizza Hut, the Domino shows up, five minutes before the pizza Hut,

and so we just have a pizza all. And I'm like, okay, it's a little taste test Dude hands down. I've always been a dominoes guy. I just that's what I kind of grew up on Yeah, it's a hut annihilated it It was hands down better. I don't know if it's a better batch or what? I think we've had this discussion right back in the day go back patch or what? I think we've had this discussion, right? Back in the day.

Go back episodes. I've been claiming pizza hut for a long time. I've been a dominoes guy. I've switched. That's just what people order a thousand pizzas of. You know, when you're like at a sporting event, they're like, well, get 200 dominoes pizzas for these little monsters.

Dominoes ain't it? What was it? What was it that set it far and above? Do you remember this was very recent? What was it that set it a far and above? Do you remember? I'll tell you a very recent what was it that set it above? Dude, it was it was the the crispy like butter Chris, it grusted. Huh? Yeah, talking about it. It also was hotter It felt the dominoes and seems like it hot hot hot it was sat there for an hour before they decided to drive it over here for sure It for sure. If a dominoes I think that dominoes did, yeah.

And it just was a much worse pizza. It was much worse. Yeah, I agree. I agree. Okay, I agree. I agree. I agree, team's up. Why always thought that dominoes had like two, it was too salty.

I didn't think that I think pizza had go a little lighter on the salt. Pizza pizza. Or overt salt. I like domino's. They do a good garlic crust at Domino's, but it's a little low on the salt. Yeah, but salt. This is bad. And we got the exact same pizza, because we wanted, so with the same toppings and everything.

Oh, that's good. Pizza pizza. Scientifically, that's good. There's a real taste test that we did and I'd say taste test of two. Welcome, Domino's came up on top. Last, last time we did this you were a domino I believe I was a Papa John sky Oh, I have also since had Papa John's and not been pleased with it. I thought Kyle. Oh no, okay I was pop up refused pop up Murphy's and that was a whole thing

Well, that's that was a value rating That was a value system and also I know what it is and we didn't talk about it And by the way, I like pop of Murphy's too Take it back. It's Costco value taste everything Costco pizza fucking rocks Kyle It's weird you mentioned that because I just got a card today. I am officially a member and I am loving it. You got a Costco. You got that nice big brand new house, dude. You got to fill it up with some some some some some OTP a bunch of like paper. Yeah. So many Dyson, a fucking robot vacuums and yeah, like so many pizza rolls that you can't close your freezer. Yeah, dude. The freezer is a war zone of rolls.

Is this pizza that you cook? Or is this pizza? No, I'm talking they make and you pick up. Exactly, that's right. I couldn't believe I didn't mention it last time when we were talking about value. But how do you get it? Is there a pick of window?

Do you have to go in and like not take it? It's hot, ready. It's like you're the bite tires and you get the free pizza. Like, well, it's basically hot. It's ready. No. It's like you're the by tires and you get the free piece of it. It's basically hot. It's ready. No, this is the thing. It's the first stop when you come into a Costco and it's the last stop when you go out.

Everything is thought out so well. So you have to go into a Costco. You have to walk into a place. No, it's right before you go in. It's outside of Costco. So you do have to drive somewhere. So it's not the first thing inside. Well, it's different. It's different in the first Costco. It's different. It's outside of Costco. So you do have to drive somewhere. So it's not the first thing inside. Well, it's different.

It's different in the first Costco's head. It's different. It's different. Sometimes it's outside. That's great. Sometimes it's inside. It's inside at Woodland Hills, I think. Okay.

That's the outside one. I can remember. Maybe it makes inside. All right. It doesn't matter. Right. How far outside is it? It's on your way.

I got a hot dog today with a soda for a dollar 50 and this hot dog was so big. How big was it? Hot dog with a soda dollar 50 ladies and gentlemen. It wasn't that big compared to some other things but it was a pretty big hot dog for a dollar 50 and with a soda. Probably unlimited relish too huh? Yep doesn't that scare you though? Unlimited relish okay. It doesn't scare me Ders. When something edible costs a dollar 50 doesn't that scare you though unlimited relish okay it doesn't scare me Ders when something edible cost a dollar fifty doesn't that scare you no because it's been that price for ever that's that's their thing is they don't raise the price this is Costco if they're like Arizona iced tea they're like that's right that's right but then the guy raised the price on Arizona iced tea recently did he well and I do think the hot dogs went up 25 cents. I thought he was a G dude. Well, he tried

He was like the margins are getting crazy and let's all say it together. Thank you Joe Biden my Sleepy Joe we just want to see the lab is that what is that his thing? It's always on a laptop man. I just want to see your porn hub searches I just want to see your porn hub searches. I just want to see the porn ups. Searches. Yeah, we want access to one website's keychain. Oh, which me a cleaf all day. Let's not. Yeah, I don't need to see the whole web's about the whole laptop. I just need to see the porn ups. Just the keychain for porn hub.com. Okay. Hey mom, dad, please come do every live show so you can hear us talk about Joe Biden's Pornhub searches.

And come, and come. Yes. You know it's just naked chicks washing cars, like washing like a 69 Corvette. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh it's pretty good. That's what he looks up.

It's bikini car wash all day. Yeah, all day. And he's wearing the aviators while he watches it. Speaking of politicians that are just too old, what's the name of the dude who, who creeps, keeps freezing up in public during speech? Oh, some of this today, dude's name is Mitch McConnell. Mitch McConnell, yeah,

yeah, he looks like a Star Wars character. Yeah, Mitch McConnell keeps just, they're like, and Mitch, what are you gonna do like after this press conference? And he's just like, no, just fully freezes up. 69, I know. I think he had like a neurological like issue. Oh, he just froze again today today.

Yeah. No, today it was today they were like, he froze and then it was like, Hey, Mitch, did you hear the question? And he was like, yes, dude, he was gone. He said yes. He said he heard the question and he was like yes, dude. He was gone. He said yes He said he heard the question. Yeah always but he couldn't This bro is making the most important fucking decisions dude. It's so crazy. It's so crazy Dude, it's crazy that there's I just get polycharge

You were so charge or place it such a premium on like youth right now Well, we need the youth baby. Where the the youth at? Everybody's like, we need to get youth in there. I need to get the youth in there. I just said that. Where's the 50 year old? Where's the 60 year old? It's everyone's 80. Like I'm not young in politics.

That's youth compared to what's in office right now. No, 35 is youth. 35 is like John F Kennedy was youth. He was like in his late 30s. I didn't even had sex till I was 35. Who's the governor of Florida, DeSantis? Yeah. This is what I just found out the other day

and my mind guys, it exploded. A dude I went to high school with was in like fraternity brothers with DeSantis. Very shaggy, yeah. I was like, we to second, how old is Ron Dessantis? He's like three years older than me. Yeah, wait, really? Well, your city councilman do that at this point.

I know, but I'm like, I'm like, how is that possible? He looks old as fuck. Well, and he also doesn't know how to smile. Do you see that video of him like going like? Yes, very funny. But in India's defense neither do I With both of these guys so okay, so you're saying he looks super old Mitch McConnell's brain is melting Why do politicians want to even be in this position? Why would you want to be I don't know?

Oldest bro Mitch like 80 and you have to make crazy decisions. He's 81. You got to walk away. I mean, it does seem, it takes a certain type of person to want to be a politician. You're fucking drunk on power. Yeah. You're going to Epstein's Island. I don't know what the perks are, bro, but why would you... That would be a perk just to set the record straight.

Why wouldn't you just want to sit at home and watch family feud nonstop? Like, what the fuck? Yeah, family feud, and we're not given anyone flowers. That was not a whole. Yeah, they, because I don't want to do these suicide pack that we all agreed to. Yeah, these politicians are stick fucks. Is there any take back?

Is that a take back? No, any take back. Let me apologize to this person, this pregnant woman, in the meeting at MGM, if there was some sort of misunderstanding, I mean, it clearly, it could have been MGM, it could have been something. I mean, Isaac put her in the chat, and I've actually met with her a bunch since then, and that hasn't been weird. Okay, well, now I can really out and just say it.

I'm sure. There's nothing out, there's nothing out. If you get an argument with somebody, but then you like see each other again. It wasn't an argument. It was just I remember it being like a funny, weird, der's awkward moment where all the rest of us are just sitting there quietly. I should. I should. Yeah. You like that? I was asking for more water. Is there more water? I do wish Adam was like, yeah, you told this person to just shut up. He said shut up. Yeah, well, that's not OK.

That's OK. That's weird. I don't remember, but if you say I did, I guess that's bad. No, it wasn't anything like that. It was just a classic. Shut up bitch. Funny. Funny.

I can't wait to get out of this goddamn strike. And then go on picture again. Yeah, go have more. Let's get back to the table. Come on. Let's get back to the table. A mental sp table. I would love to be done with the strike But you know what guys since that we are on strike. Yes, since that there will never be another time that we are all Off at the same time and can do a life tour together. That's true. That's true. This is our hell's is over tour. Yep

This is it was over before it started. This is really the only time I can see it in the foreseeable future. Like we won't be able to go on this tour right. If we are not on strike because one of us will always be working somewhere, you know. Oh yeah. For sure.

Absolutely. Adam, you couldn't have said it more correctly. One of us will be working and we're rooting for you, pal. We love it. We love to see you. Don't get him, Tiger. What are you guys working on too? No, I'm going to be doing this till I'm Mitch McConnell,

Aja Baby. I'm going to be freezing up on this tour. You better believe it, Dave. And Blake, what do you think about that butthole? Well, dude, I believe me. I would love to go on tour all the time. But Kyle's directing all the time. You guys are all, we're all doing all kinds of shit. I think it's awesome that we're using this time to go and go on tour all the time, but Kyle's directing all the time. You guys are all, we're all doing all kinds of shit.

I think it's awesome that we're using this time to go and go on tour together. I agree. I'm retired, bro. I'm about to retire. I'm about to fuck up a retire. I'm so excited. And perform in front of our parents

and 12 year old children. Oh man. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Equally important, I just want to say this Everybody listening who who likes the podcast likes work of hollocks. Um Please don't watch it right now Like because I keep hearing about how like suits was the biggest show in the world the last month and everybody watched it They're getting acts absolutely

Railed by not getting back into anything. Okay. So don't encourage your like 12-year-olds to discover this show. Okay. I do not want to work a haul it's to catch out like wildfire and be the biggest show in the world now.

Ah, Greedy. Want that to happen, Greedy. After the strike. Yeah, and a few months for the strike ends. Yeah, then you can fire it up. Oh, yeah, baby. Let's get close.

Once the strike ends make a pledge to watch workaholics over and over and over again and buy it or watch it now. And then just in the future, just put it just put it on. Have it be fun background. Yeah, yeah, tight, but all just yeah, it means it is a show to just have on suit. Because you could just kind of cook in and And watch a scene and be like that's funny and then go about your day Yeah, it is funny It is still funny. I

Believe it's the funniest television of all time I had a watched nine episodes last I was high on pain killers watching, watching me and my friends. He goes from entourage to workaholics to entourage. Dude, there's some episodes I don't remember. There's like some episodes that I'm like, I don't remember shooting that scene even a little bit. I feel the other memories that I'm like, Oh, I remember exactly. I remember what I had for lunch that day. I remember what happened. In between. I can't go. Rip. I cannot get those details in any memory. I still know all my lines and your lines, guys.

Just kidding. I never knew. Even mine. Any takebacks, any apologies, any epic slams? Hey guys, sorry for dropping out for a second. I have solar power installed on my house and then we had a little snap-boo, but now we're flexing our power baby. Oh flip that switch. 104 degrees out. It's really hot hot hot hot hot hot and we're getting power over here now baby. All right. I guess it's not the superior power it goes out.

No well no we just switched over during this show so I flexed my power live on air. Oh, that is cool. Thank you for flexing your power. Interesting. Awesome, interesting. Yeah. I would like to say thank you for everyone buying tickets this tour. It looks like we're starting to sell out all over the place.

And thank you guys for showing out TII nation. TII, we love you guys. You don't want to miss this. Kyle, you're never going to, Kyle's so close to becoming a hermit, everybody. You don't want to miss this. Kyle you're never gonna Kyle's so close to becoming a hermit everybody You're never going to see him. This is going to be it. I'm gonna actually have like a wall up between Great Yeah, you'll be able to hear it. It'll be just like the podcast Maybe at some point you'll turn into Plexiglass depending on how safe I feel but I'm just saying. Kyle how about we do this. You're off stage,

side stage, we have your laptop and we project you onto the back screen of the theater. No I would like to be out there. I just don't want to be seen. I would like to work out that out. I'm going to work that out. Just have to work out the whole, you know, nerves thing and whatnot, that's it. Work out the whole? Oh, hell. Work out the whole. Okay.

Hey, all right, mom, you hear that? In the back? You hear that mom? I love it. Hey mom, 12 year old? Work out the whole. And we're out. Oh my god.

It's gonna be fun. All right, I'll see you guys there. It's gonna be a blast. I'll see you guys on the road. I think we have one more podcast and then from then on it's it's road city USA. Yeah baby. Very shaggy. And we're going by the way in the future we're gonna be dropping two episodes a week. Hello. So take care of your funny bone. We're gonna be bonking it. Yeah. Well that would that would be good. That way it's it's topical when we're on on the road storm chase. What's happening now? We promise it'll be soft storm chase. It'll be something. It's still gonna be like, yo, why 2k was crazy? I'm talking about computer that night. Yeah, it'll be like you remember Jeb Bush.

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