This Is Important - Ep 152: The Boys Go On A DeodoRANT

Episode Date: September 12, 2023

Today, this is what's important: The TII tour, Texas, school dances, deodorant, Austin & Portland, reality tv, RiffRaff, Newark, Florida, childhood homes, meeting the fans, beards, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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the show where we only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important. Today on This is Important. Dude, he's tripping, he's tripping. We should get our Naples pierced. IJO to Irval Essence! I heard there's a scientific thing that, like, when women with smell, cool waterclown,

they cannot resist. Let's go. Let's go. This is gonna be a good one. I can already feel it. We're back dude. Great. Did you hear that? Did you hear what I played? I don't know if I got one of those. Play some first call. Did you hear what I played?

Could you hear that? Listen to this. I learned learned this this morning This is my son's toy, okay, well then shut up and play it. Yeah, I'm gonna go take a shit. I'll see you guys ready Here we go, please Whoa is that a wizard C. Shanti? Motherfucker wizards never die Wow, yeah, you got it. Play good job Yeah, oh, yeah, you played it flawless Got it, Blake, good job. Dude. Oh, yeah, you played it flawless. We don't tap, we don't tap, we don't tap, we don't tap. Isn't that sick?

Played it flawless. That's awesome. Drugs are making me cool. Dude, I was playing it on the piano, and then my daughter was playing with this, and I was like, let me see that. And I was like, it's so easy. Hey, give me your toy.

Give me your toy for a second. Daddy needs to play. Go play by the pool. We've talked about how Kyle produced the whole purple magic wizard album for the most part, right? Oh, yeah. All of it. Well, aside from a critical beat, critical beat by Snarp.

Okay. There is a Snarp on the beat. There is Snarp on the beat. Snarp on the beat. We'll see you in Chicago. Snarp can't wait to see you. Yes. I got to like, I actually got gotta send the invites. I gotta get the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the I think a wizard's purple magic our friends are wizard friends from another realm That produced one of the greatest all-time albums And for whatever reason was taking off Spotify Kyle was able to talk we don't get political It was political. I don't want to get charged. There was an issue within champments

I'll tell you told me it was there was some sort of Enchantment issue that we just led together. Oh, we were cursed. The album was cursed. Let's go. Yeah, please explain. Someone gave the album flowers. Someone cursed it. Yeah, in the other world.

And so he was like, well, let me go on a quest real quick. But the curse is over and we live again. Took him fucking years, actually. It wasn't real quick. Took him a long time. Took him forever. The spell is over and we live again baby. That's right, that's right.

Gargoyle Stonehall. Cool, I think. Really cool. That is really cool. Isn't it cool? Yeah. It's really cool. It's really cool.

We'll do it live. And who knows, maybe we're gonna see the wizards out on that one. It would be really cool. Maybe we're going to do what we got to do. Do you think they would? Yeah. let's talk about the second half of dates Okay, because we didn't we we went through the old the first patch and then we just a few weeks ago drop the second half of the tour the new batch line the new batch

Gremlin So we are going to San Jose, California That's just your days after my four-be-a-way. Are you kidding me? I know it. I might still be drunk. Oh, my God. Oh, really?

I might be hobbling into that one. San Jose, that's an easy drive. If I could just put something out to the San Jose sharks, if we could get the big shark head that you guys skate out of and we could walk out of that on stage, that would be really cool. Yeah, San Jose Sharks. Why don't you do all the promo for our tour?

Or at least SJ Sharky, if he could come out, that would be really fucking cool. Yeah, we for sure need every mascot for every local sporting team to be at our friends. We are mascot friendly. You could be in the audience on stage. It's up to you. I think it's fair to throw that.

Yeah, we're mask up friendly. We're also furry friends. So if you want to call. So like furry. Yes, a furry. Furry. We're furry and Furby. If you want to bring your Furby from childhood.

What is a Furby? You might be. Furby is the little talking thing with the eyes. Yeah, I had a beak. I had a plastic beak. When they first came out it, like they kind of pitched it like it was real AI and you could like talk to it and teach it, but it was for sure like just pre-programmed with batteries. It was the hard like the tough item to get.

One of those Christmas items here. They weren't cool. They're right. When we were kids or was it after we were children? It was, I have Blake had one. Blake had one. It was an important, I have Blake Blake. Oh, yeah. Blake had one. He was my sister had one. Oh, yeah. You had younger siblings that I had younger siblings.

Adam, you, you were just fucking stone throwing batteries. I had a younger sibling. I don't remember. First, well, well, Brit didn't want to. No, okay. I don't remember. I don't remember furbies. I remember them being a thing I cannot even picture it.

It kind of looked like a Gremlin? Did it look like, yeah, they look like Gismos. Yeah, they look a little bit like a Gismos. You know, it looked more like a Mag-Y with a beak. Yeah, Gismos. I'm sure there was lawsuits out the Wazoo guys. Out the Wazoo in Wazoo also means, you know what? I don't, but most talk later.

What does Wazoo mean? When you lick the tank. Ooh, and you guys know where that is. Whoa. And then Grand Prairie, Texas at the Texas Trust CU Center. So we did get some Texas dates. Dude, I can't wait to go to Texas. Oh, hell yeah.

Yeah. Where is Grand Prairie? Give me a hell yeah. Grand Prairie. I don't know. We're about to find out, looking it up. We're gonna learn it, and then we're never gonna ever not know again. Yep, in one year out the other.

Before we go to these cities like morning up, I'm going on Wikipedia, I'm pulling up facts, I'm gonna know the population with the town we're in. Okay, so it's in Dallas, so it's outside of Dallas. Oh shit. You're really fast, I thought I was going really fast, you got it. Dallas rocks. And for people who are like, why aren't you in Dallas proper, we booked this shit kind of last minute, Oh shit. You're really fast. I thought I was going really fast. You got it. Dallas Ross.

And for people who are like, why aren't you in Dallas proper, we booked this shit kind of last minute because we need to cram it in and get the fuck out there to see you guys. And some of these venues are taken. Yeah. It's a big suburb of Dallas. I think if you live in the Dallas area, TCD, yeah. It's actually closer to the airport. That's right.

We're actually positioning these all closest to the the Buzzball distribution centers as well. Yeah. Because it comes down to how many and how quick. Our merch game is gonna be kind of tight. We're gonna have some really cool shirts. That's some shirts, baby. Yeah, I'm pretty stoked on that.

There's the days. Yeah, dude, oh, dude, we just got, so a lot of people used to complain about our old classic. This is important in our faces on the t-shirt, but now the resolution is so good. Oh my god, this shit is fire, dude. I'm not going to commit to anything. And then beyond that, we have other different types of t-shirts. We're going to have a little assortment. Yeah. And different hooded sweatshirts. And all kinds of cool shit for you guys to be. For considerate. You want to, you know, T.I. nation stands for. Absolutely. I mean, evidently, it would be kind of cool if you, if, because some of

these are like kind of deep cut podcast reference to just be wearing that out in the world and have another T.I. nation fans. Oh, yeah. And be like, you immediately know you're going to be friends with that guy. Hey, what's up, my name is grandma. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. You're gonna be friends with that guy. Hey, what's up, my name is Grant Miles. Yeah, it's my dad. Yeah, my dad. Yeah, my dad. Yeah, my dad.

And then we're gonna move on down to Austin. Okay, let's get weird. Let's get weird in Austin, baby. I wanna go to Austin. How long are we in Austin for? Cause I do wanna play some pickleball in Austin. And I hear it's great down there. Yes, and also, what about that little surf spot

that that mentioned us in the DM. Oh, man. Oh, yeah. We gotta do that. It looks like we'll have a day off after Dallas. So we could probably go straight to Austin and have a day off in Austin. We do, I do kind of want to hit that wave up.

I do want to try that wave. Austin. Blake, you have to get that for the soundboard. Oh, yes, that's number one. Yeah, I want to hit that. There's like a Austin surf spot. I don't know if I still can surf, holy shit. Oh, dude, we have to do that.

I think that would be so fun on our day off just trying to frickin' shred Austin. Mm-hmm. Let's do it. Let's do that. Let's definitely do that. And then like not even do the show. I want that for you guys.

Yeah, maybe we just said. I want that for you guys. It's in Waco, Texas. Oh, it that for you guys. It's in Waco, Texas So it's in Waco. It's in Waco. So it's probably really really far away. Waco. I don't know. Yeah I don't know Texas that well, but I'm I guess is that's a 33 hours away That's a 33 hour drive and somehow still in Texas. Yeah, Texas is big Texas is really big still gonna send it. we're doing two dates in Texas because it's Tick down there Texas is big is it two or is it three we might have another what about sugar land?

Sugar land. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's further down for the four. Oh my god Everyone was bitching about how we're not gonna come in and they were giving a shit I'm like just wait just wait don't they don't mess with Texas. We're messing with We're messing with mess and we're messing it up. Oh, but I'm gonna Mass the text oh hook them horns. Oh, dude. We goes on the way to Austin. Okay. It's on the way Oh, okay, maybe swing maybe we're just take ZZ tops tour and then, it's on the way. Oh, okay, maybe we swing, maybe we're going through a lot of time. Let's just take ZZ top tour and then copy it. Okay, okay. Well, we're already, but we've already

planned this one, so we're not going to change it. Texas tour, but they make ZZ top. But can we spin guitars and absolutely we can do whatever we want, dude, we can they had how the animals, I think, on their tour, they didn't they travel had a hell of animals. I think on their tour They didn't they travel with a ton of fucking animals on their first tour. ZZ top. Yeah, I think they fucking did I think they were nuts. Well, I'm mad. I'm a little bummed that we couldn't just with routing and with scheduling We couldn't do the Carolinas, which I really wanted to go to

North Carolina Charleston is at my home away from home. You got Caroline on your mind? And we also couldn't do a New Orleans, which, you know, being the king of Boccus parade this year in New Orleans, it was a missed opportunity. I hope they don't revoke my crown, but I will be coming. Did you not know that I was the Joker of Sugar Land? Yeah, I guess I did. You didn't know about that. I mean, I don't like to just go on the podcast and talk about my achievements outside of swimming. So also Texas, what are we going to do there?

You know, Pickleball. I'm playing pickable. I'm looking at Blake. I know that he. We're going to watch Kyle play. I'm not going to watch Kyle play pickleball. No, I just Know that on him now. Oh, yeah, you can bet on pickleball now. That's big news. I can't move laterally or even walk far distances So I'm mostly gonna be parking my fat ass In some I haven't been to Austin in a while because of COVID and all that and like South by Southwest

I haven't been in a minute. There's so many good bars on what is it six three right like Yeah six three Jake Spears was one of my favorite. I hope it's still around. It's gotta be Well, I just went to that TV festival for the righteous gemstones just a couple months ago ATX the ATX Fest Yeah, and that's where we premiered season three of the gemstones. And we went out that night and we went to like a true honky-tonk. Oh, yeah. It was so good to appreciate that word.

I was like, oh, this is tight. Oh, cool. Dude, there's a, I think there's a place called the, it might be called the White Horse. It's kind of off the feet and path. White horse? Honky-tonk. I think that is it. I think that was it.

Okay, yes. So I went to South by Southwest and it was, I went to the thr I think that is it. I think that was it. Okay. Yes. So I went to South by Southwest and it was um I went to the thrasher party. There's this this bar I think it's called yellow jackets that has like mixed Dacqueries and Margarita's and shit. I take a super super sick and then we went to White Horse and it was some of the best fucking country honky-tonk shit I've ever been to. Like, people were dancing like the vibe was fucking cool. Yeah.

Okay. It was tight. It was like people were like truly like line dancing? Yeah. The line dancing, honky-tonk dancing. I would love to get into a line dance. Swing your partner round and round, brother. I would love that.

And everyone from like, it was cool because it wasn't just 22 years or it wasn't just 22 years or it wasn't just only old people. Yeah, the vibe was nice mix of like generations of people just throwing down. Yeah. That's it. And I drank a lot of tequila

and drank a lot of loan star because you got two, baby. Oh yeah. My dancing isn't hard. It's not that hard. Is it hard? I've never done it in like the wide. No, I think you just gotta kind of know the moves

and then you can do it. Yeah, it's all about knowing the man. Can you just look at somebody? You can just like get in line and then that's how it's built, right? What line dancing do you guys know? Nothing. The electric slide.

You don't know the electric slide? No. You don't know the electric slide. No, I don't know. I've been to a few Filipino weddings and they get down on that shit. They get down Online news. Yes Filipino weddings go crazy for that shit. So like besides the electric slide. What is another one? I don't know the names. They're all they all kind of look the same You just got to watch like the coolest grandma at the party and she will know every move. Well, that's like the whole line

Are you start a line? Blink, stare at your grandma. Looking at Lola, baby. Just make it. Oh, yeah. I know what's happening. Yeah. What I what I was there, there was this guy that was like teaching women, how do line dance?

Yeah. And he kept trying to get me to dance with him to learn line dancing maneuvers with him. Where are you? Did you not? So I fucked him. No, no. And that's a bad thing, isn't that the whole point? Did he get behind you kind of?

Yeah, that's what I'm asking. Did he kind of get it in his life? That's what, that's like what I'm asking. Yeah, he did. He was grabbing my hips and trying to show his hips. Yeah, look at this dude dude. That's what I want to do. That's what I'm wondering.

So it's going to be fine. If you want to participate in a line dance, I know, I know a guy, I know a guy, Kyle, if you can grapevine right and you can grapevine left, you're going to be just, I can actually do that. I can probably dip too, but I do not know this electric slide. What is the electric slide? Ders, can you demonstrate every electric? It's a big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, Boogie. Wait, did you guys not go to, I'm the only person who for sure did this.

The like, is it any wedding? No, well that, but as a teenager, or not teenager, like a, yeah, like a middle schooler, we went to this thing where you learned how to do like formal dancing and you wore like a little blazer and then like the girls wore like little dresses and you learned how to like, you're from a different world than we are.

It's called Cattillion, right? Yeah, I think you're talking about sock hubs It was called Kettilian that's like a southern thing or rich people. They called it fortnightly Fortnightly what are you talking about? I truly have no that's some country club shape. We don't know We're from I mean you guys are water trash. I'm a dirt person This is why I learned electric slide He's country club chic you guys are water I'm a dirt person you put on a little Navy blazer and some khakis the girls are wear white gloves

It was it was time. It sounds cool. I just want to part We wear like after shave as an 11 year old dude and be putting on like aftershave and stuff. What the hell? Okay, that sounds nice. Oh yeah, dude. Do you remember when you first, I remember hearing, I think we've covered this, hearing that a cool water cologne had aphrodisiacs in it

and that's what women would, like girls would want to, they couldn't help themselves if he put some of this. Well, I don't think it, I just thought it thought I don't think I knew about Afro D. Yeah, I just knew the Cologne was like the way I was out here breaking the bottle dip in his dick. I just knew when I've smoked my dad's Cologne, I got a warning as fuck. No, I heard it was like a scientific thing. Yeah, I heard it was a scientific thing that like when women will smell cool water

Cologne, they cannot resist. It's something biological. So I doused myself in this shit. I was so smelly from like 14 to 17 until I realized. This is the way. It didn't work. I can remember taking cologne to like camp and having the little bottle break

and all of the fucking clothes just doused. Yeah, let's see. It's brute or whatever itoused. Yeah. What happened? It's brute or whatever it was. That's happened. You know what I want to bring back? The first deodorant I ever used was brute. And I want to start using brute again.

Because that shit is for man only. Do you see it in the store? It doesn't exist. Dude, I feel like everyone just used what their grandfather's like we just used what our dads used and our dads used what their dads used So like, and that explains America my grandfather did old spies. Oh dude, it was speed stick. I have Anything else is uncivilized My grandfather did old spies, but old spies used to be like, your grandpa was a fucking savage, bro. He used old spice.

Yeah. No, it used to be like for old people. It's old spice. It's like this old thing. Really? It was in the title. Did he use swagger or anything? And then now, it's like mine says like swagger hound on it

or some shit. I know. I'll take that level and spice swagger. Yes, sir. Chloe's like, I need to get you to order what kind of is it again? And I'm like, it's a old spice swagger hound pure sport. Or what I want it's old spice but naked touchdown. It's a bond style.

Oh, yeah, I've got it. It's my liberation. Got it. Malibration. It's a celebration. Yeah, I mean, they've they've they've rebranded it. It almost seems like that's the only. It's the celebration. Yeah, I mean, they've, they've, they've rebranded. It almost seems like that's the only deodorant. Like the commercial blitz is intense.

Like if you're a kid, I guess that's what got him at, right? But like, if you're a kid, what else do you even know to buy besides old spice based on all the commercials? Yeah, true. And what do you guys think? How did they get the branding of old spice? So, okay, there's a ship on the logo.

So they're saying like they're bringing spices from the like the old world. Do you think that the first deodorant old spice ever made was like way back in the day made with some like really crazy spices from like? It looks like some actual plague spices. Before I answer, what do you think? No, I want to hear more.

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It makes me think it's been around forever. So the history of old spice was inspired by his mother, the sky name Sholtz. She was an old spicy bit. She started it. His mother had Pope Paris and he named the fragrance early American old spice. Oh, yeah. To smell like his mother's popery. Well, why does there a ship? The ship makes me think it's spices because it's early American. So you think of big ships. When I think early American, I think model T4. You're talking branding versus origin so that was 1937 so they're thinking oh that's hey we got it we got it

Why does that suck? You know he said is that sus? That's sus. You say sus or sucks. That's sus Why does it why does that sus? Why is that old spike they have a ship because they will and it's saying spice So what do you think of when you see a ship and spice? But you're talking about origin, you're talking about origin versus branding, right? Yes. You'd always have a ship on it.

I don't know if it had a ship on it in 1937. But even if it did, who fucking cares? It's still branding. You know what they're playing, Ders? You know what they're playing into. Talk to me. Old spice with the ship. It's like spice trade.

Because actually I don't. It's spice trade. I have no idea why you're planting your Flake. Spice Trade? Trade. Trade. He's talking about the Spice Trade. Yeah. Blake. Yes, they are. But what's the problem with that? But this is from 1937. That's obviously past the Spice Trade. Yes, it is. Where are we going with this? I'm in his trip and he's tripping. He's just getting fake, riled up right now. Blake is digging for the crazy timing. Why are you pissed?

Because if they're going to call it swagger-hound, they're going to call it swagger-hound now. The rebranding to get the youths to. It was swagger-hound, it's just swagger. Give me a hell, yeah. Blake, go ahead. Unless they're importing the swagger key import swag I can't remember the exact dialogue the work hall. It's talking about the hallix now

Yes, you are all mentors So initially it was they it was a woman's fragrance Okay, and then they it was a woman's fragrance. It didn't sell that well. It was a woman's fragrance. Then in 1938, they pivoted to men's fragrance. It started to sell a little bit. In the mid-century, they started to expand and evolve. And it was really starting to sell very well. Then they were bought out by Proctor Gamble. They made that big money in 1990 for Mochotonero.

Oh, yeah. That's when they got me. And then they rebranded again as the man, hit me that big money in 1990 for Mochoton era. That's when they got me. And then they rebranded again as the man your man could smell like. And I don't even know what that means. That's fucking weird. That's like the dude you wanna fuck, your dude can smell like him.

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I thought it was a series of viral marketing campaigns that use humor and absurdity to create a belief in your self. Enter Eric Warehouse. Those were Tim and Eric commercials. Yeah, so, yeah. Tim, hi, Decker, Eric Warehouse. Hey, Timothy, hi, Decker, you've been rangoed.

By the way, side me up, I would love to do an old, I'd love to be a swagger hound for old spies. Come on now. Did it all? Oh, no. Adam's the man that you want to smell like a man of. Yeah, no, I'm the one that like, you're my wife looks at someone else and be like,

I wish I could fuck him. And I'm like, you can't, but you could smell me while you fuck me. I was un then I'll smother this on Just rubbed you over and all of your notes. Sure put your face in my armpit while I rail you It's so cool to speak behind the curtain of your That's it I'm switching to brute. Sorry, I'm going back. I'm sorry, mom. I was a brute guy because my dad was a good guy. And then I think that,

Yeah, brute was the thing. It's a real. Old spice just got me. And old spice smells really good. And now you can't find brute. I guarantee you the old spice people were like, we need to take brute out. Old spice should make a flavor called brute.

And it should smell like brute brute and it should be in green I bet that that sounds lost suit city is Brute even in who made Brute polo was Brute's if Brute's not a thing If Brute's not around if Brute's not on the shelves anymore, there's pretty game, okay What was on the thing for Brute though, Blake? Are you cool with them? By the way, what are you talking about like? It's got to have the thing from the stuff. Brute though, Blake, are you cool with them? By the way, what are you talking about? Like it's gotta have the thing from the stuff. Yeah, Brute is for sure for sale. Polo had a polo player on it, sure, but like I don't know if people were playing polo.

But this is what I was saying, because Brute was green and square. Yeah. Polo was green and square. It still is. It's for sale right now. You could buy it at Amazon, right at Target. What, you can get Brute,

do you own it? Brute, you know, in a cylinder or a roll on or what? Yeah, you can get it in all different sizes. Awesome, yeah. Awesome. I'm trying to let you guys in on my mind, like, brewed and polo, they were both the same green. They still are.

Are we getting brewed tonight together? Should we meet in West Hollywood and get some brewed? I'm like a armen hammer guy, I would do some brewed, bro, you know. You're an armen hammer guy because you're like a stinky old refrigerator. Yeah, you're an armen hammer. You use armen hammer do it. It's like a white body with a yellow head. It's like baking soda. Armie hammer. Wait, you had you use army hammer. It eats the odors. No, no, no. Odor eating armen hammer do it. It eats them alive. It ties up your armpits wet No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no a big work all of it. Oh, yeah, there's no, that's not what sucks.

That's not what sucks. That's a, that's part of the, but no, that's the worst part. Goodbye. I watched the whole documentary, did you? I doubt you did. No, I think about it. Comedy bridge is a lot of things, man.

This is true. That's in the documentary? Yeah. There's a whole chapter of him and Wayman. Yeah, I was like, I was sick. I was like, oh, he's a big work all of it. And we should work with him again. And then he is, then his text talks about, There's a whole chapter of him and Wayman. Yeah, I was like, I was sick. I was like, oh, he's a big work ox fan. We should work with him again.

And then he is, then his text talks about, like, eating girls and wants to like, filet them and shit. Yeah, he's like, dude, by the way, did you see Durs comes in handy? Yeah. I love to drive that. Yeah. Well, the crazy part about that documentary,

the Arman Hammer documentary was like, his grandfather was a Russian spy and was like, that's why you told me and what I mean Did you watch it? Did you watch the whole thing? Yes, I did of course. Yeah, it was cool. It was cool. Like his history of his Family was like, yes, they were all vampires. They were vampires. His grandfather was a Russian spy They were all vampires. They were vampires. His grandfather was a Russian spy that rolled with Reagan. He was like Reagan's homeboy and they he'd like go to the White House and visit him and shit. Cold War era.

And he all of his phones were tapped. So he would like get these guys. And I'm not saying if he had Reagan in his pocket, but his thing was extortion. And he would get people to say things on his telephone and then would extort them and say, well, you have to do what I want because I have your voice saying. A little trickle down. A little trickle down. Yeah. It's an interesting family. Oh, I'll stream it. Yeah. And by the way, I was like, my grandpa didn't do shit. My grandpa wore a broot. My grandpa should have been extorting more people. Yeah.

My grandpa was just like a mailman. I'm like, you didn't extorting more people. Yeah. My grandma was just like a mailman. I'm like, you didn't extort anybody, dude. The mailman. I think I'm ready to, I'm ready to go to brewed. I'm looking at all these different kinds of brewed you can get. It's good stuff out there. I can't want to go for it.

I can't. It does smell like a barber shop, right? Like, I can't remember. That kind of, I used to wear it to junior high and I never got one compliment from a girl as soon as I switched the old spice Fixed were like that's when you have swagger old spice is a better. Yeah, you're are you a swagger? How or really do you remember when you started smelling girls? Stop when they would start rocking

What? Stars and old up when girls started rocking herbal essences Yeah, and it was like the most. Oh, yeah, super fragrance Do you remember the commercials? Yeah, of course. Of course. They're like this Yeah, that got me right. I just had Jay out of herbal essence commercials. I bet you did Blake Blake didn't I jerked off pretty predominantly to Hornow Blake I guarantee you was jerking off to all things non-Pornow Commercial I got 30 seconds to yeah, he like takes a girl sweater and steals it real good Well, you could take the herbal essence commercial you could think about it and run in the bathroom real quick

No, this was like in the day of BCR. You could hit record real quick, get the end of the Camimil fucking herbal essence. A lot of work. You just rewind that shit when they're going, Oh, you did have a BCR in your room and you could do that shit. He's a real knock. He did have this techno in your mouth.

Josh, holy shit. IJ out of herbal essence. My point was in that era, if you sat behindJO to herbal essence! My point was, in that era, if you sat behind somebody who used herbal essence like in class, it was like what girls smelled like for like six years, there wasn't like another smell. Well, bath and body works was, was by general. Yeah, that's what every girl smelled like bath and body works.

And I truthfully hated it. Don't even know it. Oh, I didn't know it. Like shit, it sucked. It was way too flagrant. It was way too flagrant. It was way too flagrant. Flagrant, flagrant.

Flagrant. My man's talking about flagrens. Flagrant, flagrant. Did I say flagrant? I said flagrant. It's the same word, just. It isn't. It's a two different words. It's a flagrant. Okay Shout out to Sean Clemens podcast. Flagrant ones. Kyle definitely froze in the weirdest look.

Yunkin. I'll take a picture of that. Kyle looks at. Oh, he's gone. God damn it. Sean, yeah, it smells strong, but that's kind of what you want when you're in middle school. It was too much for me. I remember my girl. I asked my girlfriend to not use it. I'm like, it's too, it's too much. You were the first person to say, can you not? Yeah, I was like, this is just, we'll just wash up. Can you not? I feel like bedbath and beyond was like the same era as like, what was it?

Not bedbath and beyond. You're thinking of bath and body works. Bath and body works. And then what was bad, Bath and Beyond. You're thinking of Bath and Body Works. Bath and Body Works. And then what was the, Bath and Body Works? Blake's, Blake's, that's all the girls from his high school smell like fucking Bath, Matt's and two brothers. Yeah, just comfort her.

Cuts it for him. Pillows, no doubt. What was the candle shop that used to go off? Yankee candles. Yeah, Yankee candles. I feel like those were twin mall stores. Yeah. What is that? It was just a candle shop that like I feel like we hung out in a lot more malls that you did. Yeah, it was a lot of hanging out in malls I was in the streets. You were spray painting. Bang those in the streets. They streets of the country club. They're in the streets. Yeah, the well-manacured. Very well-paid. Well-paid.

Well-manacured lawns. No. Lot of speed bumps. Slow down. Lot of cheeky torches. Portland, Oregon. That's where we're heading after Austin, Texas. I got some family there.

Portland, I mean, we maybe we leave the deodorant at home because Portland can get a lot of kind of stanky. That's what I like about Portland. It gets a little fun. Yeah, they need some brew. Yeah, fun to the fun. Yeah, I love Portland. I haven't been in Portland in a while. And those are dueling keep Austin weird keep Portland weird cities. Who was first? Yeah, we got to see who's the weirdest. Who's the weirdest? Yes, I would like to go and then we will be the judge who claimed weird first. That's the question. I think Austin.

I was going to say it's going to be awesome. I thought Portland but Oregon is already. Oh, cookie. Kind of weird. Whereas like Austin is like the weird part of quote unquote weird part of Texas. You know, Portland is the same vibe where they're like, well, what are we saying weird? Like liberal in a also kind of conservative state. It's just keep Austin liberal.

I mean, that's what it is, right? It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a little more accepting. Yeah. That's like cool. You want to, you want to pierce those? Come on in here. Let's go.

Weird is just acceptance. That's what's cool about weird is just, it just means you accept people. It's just like a girls with sectims. What accept people. It's just like girls with sectum. What do they call that? Sectum deviate and septum with the piercing right there. I feel like every girl in Austin and Portland has one of those. That's a septum. And that's what keeping it weird is.

It's just having the the nose piercing. That's all it takes. Maybe dude, what were there? I know Kyle's not here to speak for himself, but he should definitely get that piercing a septum piercing the sense the like this the the the the centaur or not the centaur What's the fucking bowl ring the minotaur? Do we all get that for the Austin Portland run and then we can just take him out? I love that idea and when you go first I'll be right behind your potential

Let's go. Well, How quickly does it heal up? Because I do not want to hold on my nose. Never. No, you never. You always have a thing there. Yeah, because think of all the dudes who do like massive amounts of coke and their septum just like dissipates, just disintegrates.

Some, Blake, just. I think that's a major thing about coke dudes who do a ton of coke is the middle of your nose. Your septum. Yeah, you're right. And it disappears. It could be a women too. Hey, or then there's anyone can do tons of coke, Blake.

Any human mean. Keep it Austin weird. Yeah, but so that heel, it doesn't, it's not like your ear where the whole will close up after, after a while. It doesn't, but even then it doesn't fully. That's a bummer. It still looks like you had like a zit that you popped the turn into a scar. Like when someone has like a nose piercing,

but it's like fully up in your nose, right? I don't want it on the outside. I'm talking about the bullring. Yeah, yeah, that shit is sick, dude. If you do that, I will be so hyped on you. I think we all need to. I'm not gonna be the, I don't like it. I think it's the first.

You go first. A big old door knocker. You first. I will go first. Did you, inspire me. Kyle second. I'll go first. Did you inspire Kyle? Second. I'll go first. If you guys promise to also go I'll go as soon as you go first, Kyle go second, then I'll go third, Ders go. And then I'll last or or nipple piercings. Either either we all get we have to get some kind of piercing. Oh, in Austin, we're peers I feel like, dude, I feel Kyle is gonna be

come back fully pierced. He's, you know, he's gonna have two nipple pierce, he's gonna have a tongue ring. Just bored out of his mind. He's a tingle. Yeah, tongue ring at the, because we're gonna be drinking at night and Kyle doesn't drink.

And so he's just gonna be getting more piercings. He's just fully tatted. So that's Portland. Portland we're getting piercings. I hope that. And then we go to the parent beautiful Paramount theater and I looked up this theater in Oakland California. It is beautiful, dude That is a pretty pretty theater. Yeah, and we just talked about Oakland the other day

It's got a real swagger. Oh, I'm very excited. This is the way yeah real swagger That's that you want you looking for some spices that are old. There's no spice there pal Yeah, and that's up to our Bay Area boys to help us sell that bad bitch out. We owe Bay Area. Yeah no problem trust me there's gonna be a lot of people from Clayton Valley there representing. Come on let's go. I like it. And also my mother and my stepdad and my Laylonny from my mom's word. I want people that went to high school with you to come out, we're doing like,

we're gonna do like questions to the crowd kind of thing where you can write a question and we'll read it at the on stage. I want people that went to high school with you to just not even ask questions but just to tell me how. Yeah, how you really were. What I really remember.

That's also what I want. I feel like let's do that in Chicago, let's do that in Oakland, and then let's do that in Chicago, let's do that in Oakland, and then let's do that in Omaha. No one from my high school was coming out to see me, but I love the idea. What I really remember is the way he smelled, like my grandpa with his brute deodorant

and polo cologne. Yeah, I want that. Yeah, I'm sure people who I'm into high school have sent some cards up that say this guy did with this. And that, yeah. Oakland's gonna be crazy. They're just all gonna talk about like, yeah, he was like, he had really fucked up teeth.

He had like, he's trying to get classes. He had a major glow up after high school. I always hot A, F, maybe. That'd be fine. I guess that's fine. And now you're hot as fuck dude. Now you're the hottest one out of all of us, guaranteed. I'm actually really cold. They see us blasting in this room. So Oakland, and then we hottest fuck dude. Now you're the hottest one out of all of us guaranteed. We're actually really cold.

They see us blasting in this room. So Oakland and then we get Mozion down to beautiful sunny San Diego at the Civic Theater, the people's Civic Theater. And Cindy goes always a good time, dude. We always throw down. Always. We've done it. Should we dress up like Marvel characters like it's Comic Con

or what, what should we do? That's a great idea. You go first. Adam will go third. I feel like that might endear me to the Marvel. That's true. You guys have beef. Oh, this is the way. Yeah. I had a real dust up with Marvel where I sort of taken out a context about me saying that they ruined comedy's blah, blah, blah. How could that be taken out of the cops? I stand by what I said. I stand by what I said. But those Marvel fans get real riled up. So I am going to address as what's a good Marvel character

to dress as. I don't know. The thing. We'll just have a few. We'll just have a few. I feel like I'm the thing, for sure. Thing or puck Which one's puck he was on alpha flight. He's really cool San Francisco. Oh, yeah real-world San Francisco. Yeah, and also real-world dress up like MTV real world was

Puck the one that like slapped that girl. No, that was Seattle. That's that's a real Seattle member Then it turns out sorry was she bipolar no puck didn slap anybody. He put his finger in the peanut butter. In the peanut butter after he picked his nose. And then told them to go die. He was like, you've got AIDS. Why don't you go die? And then he was like, how cool is it that reality TV was so new at that point that all of us were watching the exact same show and can remember dumb little things from. Yeah. But you know what it also was, was weird? It was like the first time you were like introduced to like gay people like on your TV, like being gay, living like truthfully, like out loud.

I had one strutting around the house, but yeah, for sure. Yes, I didn't have a gay brother, but. Yes, you had a gay bro just strutting. A lot of Madonna coming from the third floor. But it was like, oh shit, this is this is fucking cool. It was a great introduction to like all walks of life. That's why real world was fucking cool. It was the real world, maybe I'm not gay, but my girlfriend is.

That's a really deep cut. Very shaggy, dear. But by the way, I read some comments on our like I was watching family feud our little clip of it. And I read some of the comments and every Every girl was like Durses brothers the hottest. Oh my god. He's so fucking hot. So if you're ever wants to jump ship and try to fuck girls for a while I think you he would have a Legion a Legion of ladies

I think that's how it works for a lot of gay guys. Yeah, they go out of you guys are found attractive by women And the swagger hang we got school. They got swagger in the hound Yeah. And they go out of gay guys are found attractive by women and the swagger. Hey, we got. They got swagger in the hound it. That's cool. Lucky. Yeah. Well, that's what it is. Is they know that they're not going to fuck them so they can throw out that. They can handle that swagger. That's it.

That chair. Jeremy. Yeah. Essin white. What is his name? Alan white. They'll just say the bear guy. Jeremy Allen.

Why? Yeah. Bear guy. Bear guy. Yeah. The bear guy. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Sometimes when I am trying to fall asleep, my mind can start racing. Every anxious thought I have ever had comes rushing back and I struggle to get to sleep. Then the next day, I'm exhausted.

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But that it's so one side of the city. That's why you got a move here, buddy. Yeah. Move over to the beach. It's such a fucking zoo, though. Yeah, yeah, true. You know, and then, and then all of our parks in L.A. like running Canyon is just covered in duck shit. Yeah, it smells like dog piss so bad. Oh, yeah, just every dog in the city just goes there to take just giant dumps and then no one picks it up. I love it. Blake likes it. We need a river walk. San Antonio we're coming to you baby.

And Sugarland Texas. Is that Sugarland? Sugarland. Sugarland brought to you by Sugarland. What's your last name? Sugarland Beard? Yep. Who was in Mike and Dave need wedding dates.

Me. Very funny actress. Game Over funny actress came over man. Flight's me and also in game over man. That is correct and also in the package. Yeah, so we're outside of Houston, Texas. So Sugarland is essentially Houston, Texas. Oh, I can't wait, dude. If we don't go to the fucking screwed up, click like DJ screw store,

that's going to be so. Uh-huh. Yeah. Candy pain dripping. Trunks wave. Look, so if we don't, that's going to be so yeah candy paint dripping trunks wave so if we don't that's gonna be so cool or do you want to go there no we have to go we know we have to go we have to go to screw up records that would be so insane for and do we get as a special guest do we try to reach out to Kelly Rowland and Beyonce and try to get them to be the unite and the other one I say we aim for them and we land on Riff Raffer,

somebody else from Houston, right? I don't think Riff Raff lives in Houston anymore. No, he's a Vegas boy, but he's from Houston, no, right? Yes, he is. Seems like he should be. I watched Red Rocket the other night. Did we talk about that? I had not seen it.

It was a good movie. I really liked it. Well, Red Rocket was the Simon Rex. Oh, yes, yes, I wanted to. Just when you thought we were done talking the Simon Rex. Oh, the excessive. Yes, I won the game. Just when you thought we were done talking about Simon Rex. Yeah, we never are. Never are.

Never are. Never. And then we're in a Huntington, New York. And I think that's a little upstate, is that correct? Uh, yeah. Hey, you're good. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh for us. We're like just. Whoa, one of our producers, if I may, one of our producers just said, riffraff went to my high school, yes.

Ha ha. I don't understand. Oh, I don't know what's funny. That's very cool. I bet there's a lot of stories about that guy. Was he at high school with you at the same time? I doubt it. I think he's a lot older.

But what is the legend? What is the legend? Oh, Long Island. OK, that's right. Yeah, honey to New York is Is in Long Island. We're very very excited about Long Island home day. Las Olas. Yes It's gonna go off baby strong island is what a lot of people say and Becca are producer saying that You wasn't in school at the same time, but he is beloved. So yeah, obviously, obviously. Yeah, okay.

So let's get riff, let's get raff out there. Then we're going to New York, New York, New Jersey, which I haven't really thrown down in Newark before. I would love to get my Newark on. Get your sopranos off. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Is that where sopranos took place?

Yeah, I think so. My crazy. Yeah, I think you're right. Yeah, just just right across. Okay, let's all wear suits. And we got to get to the bottom of Newark. Newark, because like what's going on? Like obviously New York is right there.

Yeah, what is it? Yeah, and with somebody like, this is better, I'm going to start calling it Newark, and they were like, good luck with that. Or if like someone just misspoke, and they're like, yeah, from Newark. And they're like, Newark? And they're like, yeah. I meant to say New York. And and they're like, yeah, from Newark. And they're like, and then it's stuck.

And they're like, yeah. Guys, men say New York. And then they're like, well, this is what the city's called now. Too late, we wrote it down. Ben Franklin wrote it down, it's over. It's things like these that drive me crazy. We're like, it's such a nut. Now we have to call this place Newark.

Like people still say Indians about people, like indigenous peoples of North America. Very similar. the the basis of that is that a dumbass Thought he was going to India landed here in North America was like yeah, these are Indians now and we still say that I will say that That's a hundred percent what's happening with Newark New Jersey. That is well a hundred percent the exact same thing is Where's it come from? It's actually the same guy. It's Christopher Columbus.

He fucking stopped in Newark. He's like, I think I'm in New York and then that guy was a fucking moron. What's happening? Christopher Columbus. Fuck you. Like a bozo. Okay.

Wow. This one Blake's going to be eating a lot. Yeah. No. No. No. Strong take. I'm sorry. I fuck it. Strong, strong take. I'm sorry, I love Italian people.

I see Spanish. And then we're going to New York City. New York City at the beautiful Beacon Theater. That's a big, bad bitch. I'm really excited for New York. That's gonna be a bad, I've heard things about that once. Yes, sir. Yeah, we've had great times in New York, that's gonna be a bang. I've heard things about that once. Yes, sir. Yeah!

We've had great times in New York together. I'm excited to probably have a really great dinner, probably go out that night. What's the, hit up some cool dive bars. I like, Josie's is a cool dive bar. I feel like that show is gonna be like,

just Kyle doing an Alicia Keys set, where it's just Kyle and a piano, and then we're kinda like, hit in the background a little bit, but it's just Kyle just an Alicia Keys set where it's just Kyle and a piano and then we're kind of like in the background a little bit but it's just Kyle just let me heart out. We do want to get ahead of that. We want to be that. We want people to show up. If you're listening and you're concerned. I think it's going to be Kyle in a piano. It's Blake. So I'm playing his hard out and we're gonna kind of very funny admittedly that Alicia key song rocks What's wow dude? That's her and Jay-Z right? Yes, and then Kyle's gonna do that He's gonna do a Rihanna

Run this town like Kyle that's Kyle's night. So okay, all right Well, I might I might top to be there and I think you're gonna be there and and Durs is gonna be there and maybe we're gonna but it might be a lot of Kyle and piano it could be I might even say it can't be it could be or it could be kind of what you expect with the podcast uh okay I'll see us talking about our buttholes I don't know if we're gonna take a departure uh for the New York show also might be Kyle in a piano. It could be Kyle in a piano inside of the piano after playing half of a song.

Man, you stupid. Maybe that's new work. I don't know, but show up and see if it's just Kyle and a piano. Well, let's have every save that for Ben Salem PA. I like every like Ben Salem. I feel like there's a bunch of times that That's Philly. That's basically Philly. Is that right? Is that right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like our Philly date. I got some family that told me that they're like, this is what you think Philly was. And I was like, I don't know. We're just going on the road. Wow, dude. I don't know what to tell you.

I don't know. Also, people think that like we chose each city. What how we chose. Oh, no, I chose Ben Salem. How we chose this. What's that? I don't know what to tell you. I don't know. Also, people think that like we chose each city. What how we chose? Oh, no. I chose Ben Salam. How we chose the venues or the places that we're going to is these are the places with

the highest concentration of TII nation listeners for sure. Really? Absolutely. So, this is how they booked it is they looked at the list of where our biggest markets are and they're like, okay We'll book shows there and that's why we can't help it if we're suburban commandos So if you are like why aren't you coming to Florida? Yeah, motherfucker There's not enough people that listen to the podcast in Florida. You guys are on some other shit

That's crazy because I have so much love for Florida the fact that they don't listen. I'm a little pissed They don't love you. That's fucked up. I think it's pretty resounding. They don't love you. Favorite city in Florida? Naples, Florida. Where are you? Please, shout me out. Nice Naples.

We should get our Naples pierced. We would have to. And also, Key West, Florida, I would love to do a Key West date. That would be insane. I would love to do Key West. Yeah, the Key West seems like it's a very cool place to just maybe go missing. I've been it's it's great. It's a great time. Yeah, that's for sure

what what happened there. One of us would never come back. Oh, it's an amazing time. Where did he go? Well, he died. And then we find out it's just Kyle's on a ship. He has a pet parrot. Uh, he somehow's missing an eye. He's Captain Ron. It's science. He would love it there. Then we're going to Tulsa, Oklahoma. Oh dang, the Oklahoma's tap in, please.

Yeah, I bet in Tulsa there's a very good steakhouse. I cannot remember the name of it. I wish it would come to me. Tulsa's. We're going to eat a lot of steak. We're going to eat a lot of steak. We're gonna eat a lot of steak. Bop-bos-sauce! I did that once.

And it was one of the best steak houses I've ever been to. And I hope it comes to me. It eats so much red meat. Do you meet the cow? Do you meet the cow before you eat it? Oh, yeah. We're gonna give him a little kiss. Yes, you go out into a field.

You meet it. You look at it in its eyes and say, I show each her haunch. Kyle rides it. Uh-huh. He's crying. Uh, uh, and then we're on a real stake run here because after that Kansas City, Missouri, where every relative that I have is going to be at that show and the next show, which is Omaha, Nebraska. And I'm going to have like at least 100 people. Well, hey, let's not skip over Kansas City,

too much because I know Sean Malto and his friends are gonna come out that way. Come on. Oh, that's really, baby. Wait, is he gonna be out there? Oh, dude, he makes the pilgrimage all the time. Okay. That's the way to go. I love that.

He has to come, and if he does come, we have to demand that he comes on stage and do skateboard tricks. Oh, he has Sean Malto, very famous skateboarder, very cool, fun guy. I feel like, we need to put him to work and have him. Maybe we built a little ramp. And he does some stunts. All pitch, he does a stun and then he hands a skateboard to Blake.

And Blake does a stunts. Wait, all pitch, we bring a piano out and Sean Malto just plays piano and like kind of just like, okay, I thought we were saving that for newer or New York. Well, I just feel like at every stop there should be a piano and someone should just really play their concert. And this is why everyone's got to come out because you never know what we're going to do. We are going to be doing some, as Adam would say, fragrant shit at each show. It's gonna be hot, it's gonna be different.

It's gonna be fun, your gun wants it. And it's gonna be a lot of pee. That is what I said. I said fragrant. I know, but I used it wrong in this context. Blake is gonna be all Gallagherd out, smashing watermelons at least once. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

The fun part will be like every city we go to, it's just finding like a one-weird fun thing to just do, to make it a little different, to make it stand out. Most of the time it's kissing each other, and then pulling our weeners out. A lot of times it's just us three-way kissing each other. And Pianos. We got to do one in a cold plunge for an hour

and whoever dies loses. Yeah, that's not a bad idea. I bet I would, I bet I'd be the one to stay the longest and then immediately have to go to the hospital because I cannot warm back up. I got a feeling that Kyle just would be like, it's not cold to me. He's a corpse. He's a corpse now. He would just like sit in it and go, no, because he got in my cold plunge and he he was a a big old bitch a real bitch about

Yeah, he's a bitch. Really when you're bitch about something you were there Blake you you're you're not remember that I was just oh that was before the Irvine show. Yeah, I was black out. Well, I didn't to cry about it. Okay. This is makes a lot of sense news to me Um, and then we're going to I call it a call. Are we going to your week? Can you are you taking me to your childhood home or at least outside of it in Omaha? Are we doing a little tour the town? Yeah, we for sure can do all that stuff. And I'll take you guys to some good food places. I want to see the window that someone some girl jumped out of. The story these stories I've heard, I got to see.

Well, that, that is in my house. That is in, that is my friend's house. I want to go there and drive that window. Don't get it. If I can remember where it is exactly, I'll drive, uh, drive past it. But, uh, yeah, you're going to be like, oh, this is what I went to, Blake and Kyle's hometown, Clayton. Uh, Concord.

Concord. Concord. Who was a Clayton? Concord. Concord. A Clayton and Concord are like right next to each other, right? Yes, very close, but we are Concord. We claim Concord. Concord.

Yes. So when I visited them and Concord, I was like, oh, we grew up in the exact same town. It's just like, yeah, suburbs. Suburbs. It's just suburbs. Suburbs. America. America.

Where I was like, oh, we did the exact same. That's why we get along so well. And I think we clicked initially as we literally, it's the same restaurants, the same town. Quiz, no. Was your mailbox at the street or on the house? The street. On the house. Jesus Christ.

Unbelievable. What is that? Why does that blow your mind? Yeah. It's just a different world. Yeah, it is. It is a little Yeah, it's just different world. It is. There's some a little, there's something different about walking out to get that male as opposed to just opening your front door and grabbing it right off the wall there. You're right. You're absolutely right.

It's a miracle we get along. Yeah. So that's, that's the tour, baby. That's the tour. Wait, what about the time? Wait, what about Seattle? Did we already say that one? Or that was last? Well, we did that on the first batch. Wow, that's an insane run. Yeah, we're doing a lot of shows. Some would say too much.

A lot of say, yeah, our lives and girlfriends say too much. But seems like a lot. Well, I think we have to get it in, because I truly don't think there will ever be a time when we'll all be available to do it again. And who knows, maybe, you know, the strike ends and someone has to go back to work and, you know, it's three of us. But I truly think that this will be the time that all four of us can get on the road and

be together and do a string of shows, which will be really, really fun. Yeah, I'm actually, yes, I'm very excited. I'm just going to be a blast to meet the fans of all different shape sizes, smells, you know, it's crazy. I cannot wait to meet what a, like, just go across country and like fucking meet fans that maybe have been rocking with us for like 20 years. Who's our guy? YouTube.

Who's our guy? What? Who's our guy? What the heck? I can't summon it right now, but there's a number. The one dude who had like a handle that we all had. Like he would always have, he would always have. He would comment on every YouTube video and he's like been with us. Adam, you know what? You know it.

That is cool because I've done stand up tours. And so this is going to be your guys' first time like on a proper tour And it is really cool to meet some of these fans That have been fucking with us since the mail-order comedy days They've like watched our videos and stuff and then and then to see us progress and then do workaholics and then kind of fail miserably right after that Yeah Loose sort of like our career sort of is allowed.

And then now they get to support us and be like, we need to prop these guys up. These guys are sad. It's going to be so cool, dude. Yeah, I just hope I mean, I'm going to give lots of hugs. I hope Ders is open to it as well. Yeah. For sure, we're all kind of catch new COVID.

What are we talking about? We did this. I know we did this in Orange County. It was great. We took all the selfies and had the fun and, uh, yeah, it was amazing. I cannot wait to see how much COVID we get. Like, how, what the, is it over under two, two of us get COVID? Oh, we're all gonna get it, but then you're, I would prefer to get it in this, in this first weekend out, and then we're just set for the rest of the day. Yeah, and then you just bang it out.

Yeah, smart. It was just weird for me to say, because I'm like, does it exist? Did it ever? Who cares? It's a hoax. Well, uh, any tape acts in your apologies, it seems like Kyle gave up. He definitely did. He got chunked out. He, look at this text. He texted, uh, I had a huge internet project happening over here and very possible the workers might have. That's what happened to me. Hey, maybe we don't schedule these things at the same time? Yeah, well, an internet project, when we're doing the,

you can't schedule it for a day that we're not doing the, or we say we don't do the podcast today. Yeah, well, there's miscommunications. I want to apologize to the guy from YouTube when we were in our mail-or-comy days. What the hell is it with hope it was like a bash or cash or Like you can't remember your name. You've been there since day one and we salute our shorts to you and I hope we see you And I would like to sort of epic slam you guys for not bringing up my sick beard the first time I've ever grown My facial hair out and not one mention not one mention of it. Honestly, this is a week. This is a week.

This is a week. This is a, this is a, this is just as much as your beard and I don't call mine a beard. What do you call that thing? It's just kind of like, you know, like, double facial growth. Yeah. So this is a week and some change. Not, not the strongest beard you've ever seen, but, you know, it's not, it's not nothing. No, so this is a week and some change. Not the strongest beard you've ever seen, but you know, it's not, it's not nothing. No, it looks great actually. I wish you would keep it growing. Glad we got. I just wanted to cover it because then next time you see me, I could have shaved this thing. I don't know. Is this a tour beard? There's a good chance. Is this a tour beard? Do I keep it? Well, ZZ top, what if we all grow our beards really long

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