This Is Important - Ep 153: Adam’s Got A Beard & We Have To Talk About It

Episode Date: September 19, 2023

Today, this is what's important: Bodily fluids, facial hair, Adam's foot, Miguel, Hollywood sex parties, video cameras, krumping, the TII tour, pain meds, rap groups, Burning Man, and more.   See om...nystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The system's broken. I said something's wrong here, you know, whenever a woman is allowed to kill my two kids. Unrestorable is a new true crime podcast that investigates the case of Catherine Hoggel, a mother accused of murder. Despite signs that Catherine Hoggel took her tiny children one by one into the night, never to come home again. She has yet to stand trial. Listen to Unrestorable on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,
Starting point is 00:00:37 the show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today we talk about... That looks like a fill to the brim jar of hot dog flavored water. Are you good? Yeah, Kyle's like a porno lifeguard. I'm into like, um, safe kinks. Yes, some of the cleanest cats I've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:01:05 Here we go. Start your engines. ["Making Grimmel"] Wow. It's chocolate stopfish. And then it's chocolate and water. Nuck-a-grimmel. Oh!
Starting point is 00:01:22 Rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling. And what are we seeing? You don't't remember that line that changed our lives? I honestly don't know what that is Fred Durst Starfish and the hot dog flavored water, but what song is that that's from the album I keep rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling That's like that top of the album I think That's like what it is. Pepe. I think he was just like, kind of, he was,
Starting point is 00:02:09 or is it like, I think it's just what it sounds like. Or is it like squirt? Mj-j-j-z. Is it squirt? Squirt is pee. Squirt. Do you think it's squirt? Squirt is pee.
Starting point is 00:02:20 Oh, it's squirt, squirt. Squirt is not pee, Blake. Come on, bud. Squirt is pee. Well, let's agree that, let's get right to it. The hotdog would be the penis, right? And then the flavored water. Oh, hotdog flavored. Holy shit. Your, so, butthole and penis and jism.
Starting point is 00:02:37 Yeah, I think that's probably makes the most sense. I never, ever thought about this. Hang on a second. I'll be right back. I'll be, hotdog flavored water. I'll be right back. Ter, you're just, you're saying that hot dog flavored water is gizmo? That's what he's saying, it makes sense. That's what he's saying. I don't know if it's like a euphemism.
Starting point is 00:02:53 Do you want me to do the intro again? Cause I can, Terz. Yes, yes, real quick. Absolutely. Chocolate starfish in the hot dog flavored water. Wow. Terz, blow my mind. We're getting into it so fast. That is a butthole and that's the best thing. Wow. Don't you blow my mind. I never get into it so fast.
Starting point is 00:03:06 That is a butthole and that's the best thing. I never thought about that though. Like, I've been saying that for fucking 20 years. I never thought about that. Every wedding toast you've ever known. Hey, Boston Chicago, get ready. Get ready. Hot dog flavored water of Bobbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubb Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, to facts. Yeah. Which I'm about to add them looks like one of the Jonas Brothers with that beard. Hello, which one you know. Wow. Thank you so much. I just watched, uh, I think you know him.
Starting point is 00:03:50 The one who was in that show, that movie goat. Oh, I saw that flick. Nicholas. Yeah. Who is that though? Nick Nicholas. Nicholas. Nicholas. Nicholas. Oh, it's saying Nicholas. Teres, that movie's fucking nuts. Nicholas. Yeah, it's pretty it's pretty good. It starts off real strong and then it's like Long bits of hazing that you're kind of like I get it. These guys are yeah, like torture. Yeah, and but tears love probably loves that stuff Well, no, cuz they weren't women or pregnant So were you rock hard with all the hazing? They weren't women and they weren't pregnant So just really doesn does do anything for me. Yeah! I didn't quite do the trick for our boy doers over there.
Starting point is 00:04:29 Yeah, there you go. Honestly, I was watching with my phone out, just watching women being pushed down stairs and wheelchairs. Put it! Oh, crazy. Oh, derzy. You know, that's crazy, dude. But that's just me.
Starting point is 00:04:42 That's just wild me. That's just derzy. but that's just me. That's just wild. Yeah, that's just dirty. Um, that and people throwing cats. I was just how was uh, why did you bring up a Nicholas? Oh, because I look just like him. Yeah, because you're braired. Yeah, because your beard looks like what he looks like with a beard. Right. Yeah. Like, it does not come in in that will. Can we see it from the sides real quick? Can I catch the side glimpse? Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:05:05 Look at that. Oh, look at that. Oh, look at that. Look at how that thing cuts. Like, you could have it. Oh, do you shave the shape of it? This is all natural. No.
Starting point is 00:05:13 I mean, I shave the neck. I shave the neck. Oh, you're left side is definitely weaker than your right side. Yeah. You could do mutton chops, no problem. Yeah. Oh, dude, I had mutton chops in high school.
Starting point is 00:05:26 My shit. My shit came down to here. I think they came down to here when I first met you guys. Your shit looks fucking thick lamb chops, bro. You're fucking disaster, my god. No, he's not a disaster. He's almost finest. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:39 I mean, I don't know. Is it a disaster worthy? Is it disaster or is it coming in proper? It's gorgeous. Adam, you were the kind of kid who like as a senior, like don't know, is it? This isn't disaster worthy. Is it disaster or is it coming in profit? It's gorgeous. Adam, you were the kind of kid who, like, as a senior, like, if you, like, let's say I'm a freshman and I go to high school week one and I see a kid like you with mutton chops down here.
Starting point is 00:05:57 I'm like, I can't, keep up. I can't handle this. There's a man in the school. Yeah, that's true. Thank you for saying that. Cause I, that's all I had, ever had was the mutton chops. I couldn't, I couldn't ever do a stash. I still can't. This stash is not great. It's just wispy. It's wispy. Yeah, whisper to me. It's the same amount of hair.
Starting point is 00:06:16 It's just all blonde. It came in like completely blonde. I come a little closer. You come a little closer. The lighting's not doing it justice. Fucking thing sucks. Oh wow, it it's it is longer. Oh god It is much longer than I would have expected. Oh wow. It is long. Yeah, actually that's great Yeah, you've got a gray staff. No, it's blonde is hell. It's not Dude, do you know he to I do mine is white is it really is it? What oh wow? Oh my god I do. Mine is white. Is it really?
Starting point is 00:06:41 Is it? White? Oh, wow. Oh my God. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Grace that. But you have the red base, I feel that sort of offsets it.
Starting point is 00:06:51 Because from a distance, it looks, it looks red. Yeah, it's just, it looks like a can, like I have a candy cane, like pinned under my nose. Geez. Mine's like, at a, mine's at a great length right now. It's not a great length, but it's a long. Yeah, cool. Get close, baby.
Starting point is 00:07:04 Let's see it. What are we doing? Come on now. Oh damn, yeah, you got a real cookie duster. You got a real cookie duster, brother. What the hell's a cookie duster? That's what a mustache is. Why, what is, what do you, dust cookies, I don't understand, what is that?
Starting point is 00:07:18 Think about it, Adam. Think about it. A cookie is a cookie. Yeah. When you're putting a cookie in your mouth, you're dusting it. It's like a little broom on the way in. Yeah, this is cookie dust. You see what I'm saying? So yeah, but it could be a lasagna
Starting point is 00:07:29 duster. It could be a chicken pot pie duster. It is on your good. Well, lasagna better not be dusty, brother. What kind of oven you have? Dusty lasagna. That's bad. Oh, there's Isaac. Isaac popped in like, oh, I said, you're the bro. I said, I just saw ghosts. I just saw ghosts. Isaac popped in so scary. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:07:51 My God. What the fuck? I like how off put TII nation is by Isaac. They're like, I did not expect him to look like that. Is he okay? He looks so white. He looks like a cookie theater man. Well, all the screen grabs they have a film
Starting point is 00:08:06 or fucking he's scared because he accidentally clicked into that thing. Yes, it's all it's all from like right here. It's all like. And it's so so nervous that he's interrupting because he is. I'm alive. I can't believe he hasn't accidentally shown up like butt naked yet. That was yeah. When we do the tour he should just roll on stage once a show and just Oh, sorry. Literally roll. I might be rolling on on the tour. I might be rolling on stage. Oh really? Yeah, that's possible. Whoa. That's fine. I actually like that. We told the straight-up Isaac Echamacom where we rolled into the hotel. Don't get it.
Starting point is 00:08:47 I still rolled it. Rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin rollin' rollin rollin' rollin' roll And uh, the door. Oh, I remember that. And he couldn't get back in his room. And we all collapse on the floor. I remember the laughing. And let you know what's that? Where were we? It was Comic Con. It was.
Starting point is 00:09:15 Comic Con. Yeah, it was. Oh my god. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. Because it was straight out of like Ghostbusters, Rick and Randas trying to go back to the room and just like full body into the door. Yeah. And then he had to walk down the hallway but I snaked and we had to like give him a towel and call that I had to blow him and then he do you guys remember that?
Starting point is 00:09:35 Yeah, that we all had to take turns fucking eyes. Yeah, well he needed to go soft I was like I bet you can't put your legs behind your head and then he did and I was like now I was like I bet you can't put your legs behind your head and then he did I Was having trouble softening up Pay came out of the room I think TK came to the rescue thank goodness man Oh, cuz they were probably shared a room or something. Wait. That's interesting. Why was Because TK wasn't gonna pay for a room. That's perfectly logical. What Isaac was naked in the room?
Starting point is 00:10:10 Yeah, Isaac was sleeping. Isaac was sleeping, he popped out. TK? Where are you going with this? I just wanted to see my post about how I had, and I sent you guys the text about how I, I'm very grateful to get text. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:10:24 And I'm happy to give them, and I'm happy to give them and I'm happy to see them. I love you guys. But now, do you have a Johnson up there? Dude, I saw something in my foot and it's been there for a little while and I thought it was a splinter or some shit, but it's been in there for a moment. I'm not But mind like, I'm like, it's way down. My feet are already mangled and gross. So I've sort of given up on keeping them nice. And I finally, you thought it was a splinter that you were just going to be like, that'll sort itself out.
Starting point is 00:10:56 Well, usually they kind of push themselves out, but I kept noticing it. Yeah. For sure. So it was deep. It was really deep. You could see it under layers of skin or something. Yeah. It was pretty deep. Yeah, for sure. So it was deep. It was really deep. You could see it under layers of steam or something. It was pretty. It was there and it was hard. I can feel it. And I was like, details are not hashed out through text. What was hard? Yeah, the low poke coming through on me. And I, so I took, I was like, close. I get some tweezers. She gave
Starting point is 00:11:23 me the tweezers and I dug, dug down there. But I was watching TV as I was like, oh, can I get some tweezers? She gave me the tweezers and I dug dug down there But I was watching TV as I was doing it and I'm just like kind of plucking around on there And I felt it and I'm like pulling on it and it just keeps coming and keeps coming and I look down And it's hot. That was hot. It's two it's two giant strings hanging out of my skin and it's a stitch from 1995. When they,
Starting point is 00:11:49 that's fun. That is wild. That is wild. Like you have a stitch in your body from 95, you haven't had surgery or stitches on there since then. You can really date that back to 95. I did not have surgery on my toes since the accident. And I remember, that's the toe that fell off
Starting point is 00:12:06 in the bathtub when I was jerking off. Okay, okay, you know. And so that half that toe has fallen off. So there's still a nub. And they like barely attached it. And then like it probably will fall off. Half of it did. And the other half survived.
Starting point is 00:12:20 And it's never been really hard. It's doing a great job for me. So this stitch was like keeping that toe on. So I had to go to a foot doctor the other day to have them remove it. Pediatrist. I love how kind of a twist. You know smart I am? I know, Pediatrist.
Starting point is 00:12:35 Pediatrist. I just learned that. I got to go to one. Well, he was put in ankle too. He's a foot in ankle specialist. So is that a pediatrist? See, that's what I just said. My ankle is fucked up, yeah bro.
Starting point is 00:12:46 Yeah. It's like how ear nose and throat are all kind of a thing when you are a Kyle, ENT. Wrote colleges. ENT. Wrote colleges. Horticulture. Oh, horticology?
Starting point is 00:12:56 That is, no. Horticology is a study of plants. Okay. Go off. Yeah. And ear nose and throat is just the ENT. Ear nose throat guy. you go to ENT. No, there's gotta be a cool name.
Starting point is 00:13:09 A butt doctor is a proctologist, a butt doctor. Proctology. What about the nipples? That's what you know. The nipples. Memory, memory. Memory neurologist. Memory neurologist.
Starting point is 00:13:22 Memory neurologist. Every old age. Wait, so you know this little thread is from 1995. They're all the same. They're all the same. They're all the same. They're all the same. They're all the same. You know this little thread is from 1995. That's broken, isn't it? So is it out? Did he take it out? He took it out, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:33 And what is he saying? What is he doing the whole time? Is he like, we get this all the time? Or this isn't uncommon? He's like having an Indiana Jones moment. No, he was like, this isn't saying. Usually they come out within weeks and this must have been super deep. And I was like, well, I almost lost that tone. He's like, yeah, my guess is this was what, this was their Hail Mary to let
Starting point is 00:13:57 you keep this toe as they just literally tied it on with the stitch. And they're like, hopefully the stays. Oh, so when the toe fell off, that was when the stitch had failed. Well, no, because the stitch kept the base on attached, but the top part was so science. It was like charred. So it's just black nub. And they're like, it'll probably fall off. And it's told the story. I was jerking off for one of the first times in Nevada, though, in toe fell off. Yeah, yeah, come on fire as it as it does so yeah legendary jerk session bro
Starting point is 00:14:31 How good was that? Oh that your your toe to shot You were pulling the toes and it was like yeah There's got it Eagle balls. It might have been one of the first blasts. One of the first hot dog flavored waters that I shot. Oh, damn. I can't believe that that's come, dude. That's insane to me. I never thought about that.
Starting point is 00:14:52 Might be one of the first hot dog flavored waters that I blasted, so it was, it was your first batch. How did I miss it? That was Adam's first batch. It was, I don't, I won't say that it is the first. In the water, dude, dude. But it was, it was there, it was right around the time that the water too, dude, but it was there. It was right around the time that I was finding,
Starting point is 00:15:08 I was learning my body. It was what? Sixth grade. On a December 7th grade. I was figuring it out. Yeah, I think I'll... Let me paint this real quick. Yeah, paint, please.
Starting point is 00:15:18 Are you, where's my easel? Yeah, that's cool, man. So that might have been your first batch. Okay, so we think that this was like a like inner stitch that they did like inside the flesh before they closed it up with like outer stitches maybe. Yeah. Interstitial stitch. Yeah, points.
Starting point is 00:15:35 Blake did bring up a good point. Aren't those supposed supposed to dissolve within if they put it in the body? Well, there's permanent stitches and there's dissolving stitches. What are permanent stitches? ones that they have to eventually pull out them later? That they pull out. Yeah. And that's very normal.
Starting point is 00:15:53 I just had stitches for my hip. Cause I had hip surgery a few weeks ago. I just had that those stitches removed. And it's super easy. Those are just shoe laces. Have you ever had staples in your arm? Kyle, great question. Oh, dude. Those are just shoe laces. Have you ever had staples in your arm? Kyle, great question. Oh, dude.
Starting point is 00:16:06 Tens of staples. I've done the staple thing. This is booty used to be called staples center. My back of my legs were completely stapled. So I had like, yeah, I probably, oh, you had like that sexy like golf girl tattoo that goes up the back of the leg. Oh, yeah, that's hot.
Starting point is 00:16:21 I probably had like two dozen staples on the back, exactly. That's what I did. That's what I did on my back Stay back my legs. The ride a chuck you shit up the back of the leg. Yeah Oh boy, don't you walk away from me with that You might feel so much in boy guy coming through on you Did you guys see the guy? Miguel did a concert where he's hanging from hooks like SNM style. Oh What? Yeah, he like came out and he like flew out and he's hanging from hooks like SNM style. Ooh, what? Yeah, he came out and he flew out and he's,
Starting point is 00:16:47 he has hooks on his back that are through his skin and he's doing it. And I was like, that's a great idea for the live show. Maybe. That's brilliant. Oh, that's when coffee in the morning just doesn't wake you up enough. You have to have something that excites you.
Starting point is 00:17:01 That's the same. So that's, I've seen that before where they put those giant hooks through the skin. And are you laying, was he laying flat or like feet down? No, he was flying through the air, dude. This dude thought he was like from the cell. And it just posted the TMZ article. Take, take a quick click. Remember the movie, the cell?
Starting point is 00:17:19 Remember when Miguel fucking leg drop that girl at his concert? It was epic. He tried to jump it. Was that it? Yeah. Yeah. Were you guys with, I got wasted with Miguel. I had some like a party for agency.
Starting point is 00:17:32 Yeah. And he was like, come in here. Let's hook up. And you're like, I don't want to. I'm not interested in you. And he's like, that's not what I'm talking about. Check out these hooks. And you're like, I'm really now running from this place.
Starting point is 00:17:42 Yeah. Look at this shit. Look at this. This shit is insane. This looks like Remember the dude in fucking beetle juice that would like when you went to the afterlife and he would like get pulled around He's like hanging up That's what the shit looks like. I got to like beetle juice. Oh, I'm so good. Yeah, so glad. There's not a sequel yet But there will be so how do you how does it do what in the David Blaine is Dude this is gross
Starting point is 00:18:09 By the way, I still like that joke form people saying what in the something so it's piercings It's like bar piercings that are in deep enough like that then you can attach hooks to it and stretch your skin And I guess like look at this Mike cord going up there And I'm saying for the live show, just to spice up maybe Columbus, you know, Columbus Ohio or, not saying that it needs it, but you know, not saying that I don't know what Columbus is going to do to us. Maybe that's going to be our favorite city on the tour. I'm not sure.
Starting point is 00:18:39 Well, if we're hanging from our back skin, maybe we just to spice it up, we throw on some hangy dangles. Hangy dangles. Hangy dangles. The hooky wookies? I don't know, man. I don't think that my little back area right up there would actually support the weight of my body.
Starting point is 00:18:58 I don't know. Yeah, Miguel is a tiny or man. I bet there is a weight limit. I was going to bend those hooks real quick. I feel like something's ripping or like, dude, imagine, imagine it's your first time doing it and it just rips your back off. You're so bummed if you're back just ripped off. I really think that that's what would happen.
Starting point is 00:19:19 What's like the payoff here? Like, is this like a bragging rights kind of thing? Like at dinner parties, you get to be like, actually, uh, check this out. Here, you want to hook on? Like, does it, does it feel good? Like, does it, it's not cool. Well, I think it's you.
Starting point is 00:19:35 It's not cool. It is not cool. I think it's cool as hell. No, you don't. No, you don't. It's, I don't think it's cool at all. I really don't think it's cool. Like, that is not cool at all.
Starting point is 00:19:43 Nobody really gives a fuck. I think it's cool at all. I really don't take that is not nobody really gives a fuck I think it's cool. You do well. What's cool about it Blake? I want to hear this. What's so fucking don't look like Batman It but hang on a second Blake if I asked you before this whole discussion here If I had to name 10,000 cool things This would not even be in the top 10,000. Oh, hooks in the back is up there. It's up there. But what I'm saying is it's not up there because you would never have thought of it to be cool. Well, that's why I guess maybe is that why you think it's cool, Blake? Yeah, it's all. It's not cool. What it is is the people that get into this kind of stuff were the kids that like had no
Starting point is 00:20:21 friends and they're like and they're actively going like, I have to think of something crazy to do. So people pay attention. These are the kids who jump off the giant slide at the playground and like each shit, just to have everyone watch. But see, but I was that, I was that. So I don't, man, this is not,
Starting point is 00:20:39 this is not a cool word to me. Like, I don't think this is, get ready. Okay. But I think Miguel is a cool dude. So I don't think this is good. Ready. But I think Miguel is a cool dude. So I don't get it. He is. He is a cool or is he sexy? Bulls.
Starting point is 00:20:52 OK. Is he both? Because they're different. Yeah, you might be right. Maybe he's just sexy, dude. Who's the sexiest not cool person? I mean, we might have peers. David Hypers.
Starting point is 00:21:02 David Hypers. Oh, that was easy. I'm here. I'm here. Oh That was easy I show Bob Well handsome is different than sexy handsome is way different. Yeah, this is true. This is true This is hey John ham handsome sexy. You don't think he's sexy. No, no, no You haven't seen his pants No, I have no, yeah, that's why he's sexy. No, no, no, no. You haven't seen his pants. Poor bag. No, I have. No, yeah, that's why he's hands him.
Starting point is 00:21:26 I have. Oh, it's so, it's right here. Not sexy. Huh, interesting. This is insane. I love when we get down to the nitty gritty of just human knowledge. How do we have that?
Starting point is 00:21:36 Why do we have that? We're doctors in humanology. I think I would do this with like sticks to 12 hooks in me. Like if I could do more than two. Yeah, I'm used to seeing like seven hooks in the back. This dude just has like two in his shoulder. You're used to seeing seven hooks in the back? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:55 You're used to that? I was just coming down from the science perspective. But Blake has seen it. So he's, yeah. No, I've definitely seen that. And you're used to seeing seven hooks in the back. If I had to do it, I would do it with none. I think I would do that. If I was going to do this, I would be dispersing it throughout my whole body. This is nuts. Yeah. It's people laying in like horizontal and like they have the hooks in their back. This dude's fully
Starting point is 00:22:18 vertical. What it is normally is people are in a dungeon. Yes. This is where it normally happens. People are in dungeons. They're pouring hot wax all over each other. There's one person that's like, that's chill. That's just in like a saran wrap with like a little tube so they can breathe. Yeah. That's not chill. I don't like that.
Starting point is 00:22:40 I don't fuck with plastic like that. That's where it's usually happening in weird sex. I think it's not that. I think where it's usually happening in weird sex. I think it's not that. I think that it's not in sex dungeons. It's way too dangerous. The liability alone. I think that this is in front of a lot of people.
Starting point is 00:22:53 It's like when you go see like people practicing circus shit in the park altogether. Yeah. We're like really, they're just all trying to fuck. But like they're like, yeah, no, get up on my feet and then like do that and then like I'll care you and then he climbs onto me. It's a communal thing and then they find the dungeon later. No, it's they're in the dungeon.
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Starting point is 00:24:14 I'm thinking, you know, like, what's going on? Like, this is insane. Like, where are my kids? But despite signs that Catherine Hoggel took her tiny children one by one into the night, never to come home again, she has yet to stand trial. Because soon after her children went missing, she was declared incompetent to stand trial. You know, when I would ask her, her engagement was up in the body of the remaining
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Starting point is 00:25:03 Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Well you guys heard about that agent that a guy was killed or someone was killed in his basement in his sex dungeon a few years back. I don't know what you're talking about. No, it happened. It was a WME agent. He's just like a an agent, but he has a sex dungeon He's just like you just like a regular ass agent, but he had a sex dungeon and someone died and it was an accident They didn't do it on purpose, but it was he was like in you know when they put you in like the I mean I was sitting on his face and he's like He just died
Starting point is 00:25:44 No, it was like they they put, I forgot the standard of it. They put them in like, what do they call the, like, they're vacuum sealed? Oh, yeah, yeah. With their vacuum sealed and then they have like a little hole for their mouth. See, not interesting. And then somehow that hole got was fucked up. Not interested. Don't care where I am, what kind of dungeon I am, I'm not fucking with plastic, dude.
Starting point is 00:26:05 Yeah. No way. Yeah. Like that. That's not what I heard. Death in a Hollywood. Did you put your breath? Did you put your breath?
Starting point is 00:26:13 Did you put your breath in? The energy is sent us the link. Death in a Hollywood sex dungeon, how a top agency's executives, mummification ritual ended in tragedy. Oh. Mummification? Mummification is probably the most. Mumm-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m- Ritual ended in tragic. Oh Momma vacation. Yeah On Monday you have to you have to call him about like
Starting point is 00:26:40 Your silly projects that you're working on and I know this is weird, but Brendan Frazier wants to do the mommy I know it's a bad time mean, but I do want to talk about the mummy three. So it's about this one. I know it's a bad timing, but I do want to talk about the mummy three. I mean, we're in Coingity. Is it better? That's the whole thing is I'm like, how much better is it in a fucking suit where you can't breathe? It's got to be good. Yeah. No, it's not. Just hold your breath.
Starting point is 00:27:05 Just hold your breath. Dude, it's all about finding that first bat. Or fucking one of those, you know, those altitude trainers, fucking altitude trainer, where you can kind of like turn it down a little bit, but go up, you just go over your chest. Kyle, you're saying that like you have a little... Kyle, what are you doing?
Starting point is 00:27:20 Yeah, Kyle really knew exactly what to... Kyle's in scuba gear in the bedroom. What's going on, brother? He gets in that Michael Jackson sleeping chamber. Kyle, are you one of those dudes who you like to get it on right before you fall asleep? Like, you like to be like almost like fully out of it when you're when you put like knocked out a little bit.
Starting point is 00:27:40 Like, was it a dream or what? Yeah. Like, I didn't know that was a thing either. What is going on? Oh, that's the time. I think that that's the Tiger Woods. It's like he would like get really like into a zone where like,
Starting point is 00:27:51 well, that's like you take Ambien and then that was like a thing that people said. You take Ambien and then he tried and fuck before he fall asleep or whatever, right? Yeah, dude, it's fun. Yeah. That's hilarious. That seems insane.
Starting point is 00:28:02 That seems insane. I don't know all these. What is that? You get restless like syndrome and then you're like, let's go. Let's do it. All these kinks, they seem so dangerous. Well, the kinks shaming. I'm into like safe kinks. You know what I mean? Like safe kinks. Like, let's be safe about it. Let's get to the bottom of them. Oh, man. Sometimes the more dangerous, the better. Yeah. Evidently this this agent like he was, I mean, he wasn't this wasn't a secret he was out and proud and he was like lead like it's mommy night. It's mommy night. Mommy
Starting point is 00:28:32 fucking. Oh, so he was like part of a culture. He led like a where a 2005 documentary called Pup which chronicles his involvement in Pup play. A scene in which a handler and a human puppy interact for sexual gratification. That's a little weird. You understand? Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. That's kind of cool. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what is that? You're playing with a puppy while you... I think that is just... No, I think that is like someone is acting like a little dog
Starting point is 00:29:04 and they're crawling on the ground and they have a collar and a leash We've been about it and then someone's actually a puppy. Yes, there's not an actual dog there I don't think that's not cool. Yeah, you know, and that is pretty awesome. That's cool. That's cool. That's way cool I mean like that's just a piece of relief, right? I think so. I think so. Freak on a leash. Oh, I can't. There we go. Freak on a leash. There we go.
Starting point is 00:29:30 Wait, I mean, yeah. I love that people are like, no, King shame. It's like, yeah, but this, someone died. So like, maybe that one we don't do. Yeah. Well, that's the thing. It's like, we don't want to shame it. We just want to create awareness so that like, maybe,
Starting point is 00:29:42 you're safe. But sometimes, see, the thing thing is is you can't shame But is the king like what is that like I'm losing breath? That's my king I'm going right to the edge of death is that well. Yeah, that is that I think that is the king Yes, as you're you're going to the edge of death and coming back. I mean like that was crazy literally coming back Come that's a real edge The edging Wow I'm coming back Wow, what is this podcast about flatline and baby? That's a real edging. That's the edging and the coming. The starfish. Wow.
Starting point is 00:30:05 I'm coming back. Wow. What is this podcast about? Flatline and baby. Well, I think the thing is, is we've gone too far the other direction where you can't kink shame, right? You can't shame anything. But sometimes you need to shame,
Starting point is 00:30:19 because people are doing crazy shit, and people are dying. Name. People need to be shamed. Like, you should be able to make fun of shit. No are dying. People need to be shamed. Like you should be able to make fun of shit. No, because some people need to die. That's what they have to do. They have to die.
Starting point is 00:30:33 You're saying this is like a Murphy's Law. Darwinism? Yeah, that's it. Murphy's Law. It's like Murphy Brandt. Yeah, but dude, the other week when I was saying that we should have a suicide pack, you were like very much not on board and I got a lot of text messages from friends saying
Starting point is 00:30:51 the hey, maybe no suicide pack. I know you're in pain, but that's sad. I don't like that, but if you like... Well, what if that's your kink to be like, what if that's your kink to do? I like to start suicide packs with people and take it right to the limit. And then I'm sure that's something. I'm sure that if at least questioning it, just, just saying that it's saying again, Blake, are you sure that that's something?
Starting point is 00:31:13 I'm sure that's something. Just questioning it is not shaming it. Just wondering if it's safe is not shaming it. Yeah, that's a good point Kyle. I like that. No, I'm just saying. It doesn't feel like. Yeah, Kyle's like a porno lifeguard. That's that's it. He's blowing the whistle and he's just going
Starting point is 00:31:29 are we gonna wear? Yeah no rotation vices. All right you guys are good plastic. You're good. All right can you breathe? You good buddy. Yeah you should. All right is that person shitting on your chest and you want that? Is that good? And you want that right? You want him to piss in your mouth and you can chest, you want that. Is that good? And you want that, right? And you want them to piss in your mouth. And you can breathe. And you can breathe. And you can breathe. Carry on that.
Starting point is 00:31:49 All right. All that diarrhea being poured on your head while you're jail. You're good with that. Ready to ready. You cool that? All right. You said it.
Starting point is 00:31:57 It's good. The two girls won cup. You signed up for that. All right. God. What an error that was. So this guy's house was in Los Files just in the hills right there and it says stairs located on the right
Starting point is 00:32:10 side of the house go down to the basement door when the basement is outfitted as a BDSM style dungeon the room is equipped with paddle floor tiles a St. Andrews Cross a ladder black chair with the St same Andrews cross? Yeah, let's see. I think a classic like cross so you can like. Hot, hot, hot, hot. Right? I mean, someone looked at it up. A paddle examination table and metal cage racks on the walls containing
Starting point is 00:32:35 racks containing numerous vloggers, paddles, crops, canes, leather mass and hoods and ropes are noted in the room. I can't even have some fish. I can't even have some fish accessories are noted in the room. I can't even have some fish. I've had their fetish accessories are noted in the room. The newmer's eye hooks are observed on the ceiling and ceiling beams for suspension.
Starting point is 00:32:53 Uh huh. Right. See that? Now we come back. Now we come back. Imagine if you, like, if one of us, like, I just went over to Blake's new house and I'm like, you know, took a little tour of me and like, cool, love it. And like, you know, when we went over to Blake's new house and I'm like, you know, took a little tour of me
Starting point is 00:33:05 and like, cool, love it. And when we go over to each other's homes, for the first time, you're like, here, check this out. Look at this. If you just go in the basement and that is in the basement, you're like, well, Barry, shake it, Dan. Like, here's my cookie room.
Starting point is 00:33:17 Well, you just asked, you just check it. And that's when you have a check in with your bud. You're like, hey, you being safe. You good? You good? You like all this? You good? You blow the whistle. All good? This This big uh, this big vatage. I really, really cool.
Starting point is 00:33:32 I see this. There's a big hole like tub over there. Five gallon bucket filled with dye. So you're you are collecting your piss. You're collecting your piss. You're good. And you're good. As long as you're good, help me. But you gotta look them in the eyes and make sure that they're good, you know, got a few buckets of your own urine in here. You get good. Good. You good.
Starting point is 00:33:51 I'm good. There's a lot of someone else's fingernails in here. Good. They are good. What's the jar, man? Is that hot dog flavor water? Let's go. Why are you saving that?
Starting point is 00:34:03 Why are you saving that? That looks like a fill to the brim jar of hot dog flavored water? What's going? Why are you saving that? Why are you saving that? That looks like a fill to the brim jar of hot dog flavored water. You good? You good? How many? Yeah, I'm just going to ask more more time. Are you good?
Starting point is 00:34:13 Like before you leave. Or you go out and back to the kitchen. You want to go get a look right? Yeah, he's asking. Yeah, you want eggs right now. Yeah, you want some eggs? Of course, but just real quick, before we head out, well, it's just me and you want eggs right now. Yeah, you want some eggs? Of course, but just real quick before we head out wash us me a new you good down here, bro Like you could you're good. Are you good? Are you good? I see this looks like a like human like shabies of human flesh. Are you good?
Starting point is 00:34:39 Yeah, I could tell this might not be good bro I could tell this might not be good, bro. I could tell that this is not good. I need to step in here. Now this is blood. This is a whole mason jar full of human blood. So are you good? You good? You good?
Starting point is 00:34:53 It's on the line. Starting to ride the line a little bit. Is this in that area? You should lean a jolly shit. Hey, oh, is this one of those Sandra's crosses here, huh? That's cross. I heard about these. What is this? What is this?
Starting point is 00:35:05 What is this? Let me look it up real quick. Let me look it up real quick. Yeah, hang on a second, that's where we're strapping people to, right? Yeah, you strapped people to that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, are you good? Now, now this wall, it looks like, now this is, this,
Starting point is 00:35:19 it looks like, now there's a tattoo on the, this is leather and it, there's a tattoo here, it looks is leather and there's a tattoo here. It looks like it's human skin. Are you good? Huh. Yeah. Now so, this is all the time it's made out of human back skin. You good?
Starting point is 00:35:35 Now, if I push this brick, a door opens up down to a padded room with a pummel horse. You good? Yeah, and I do hear screaming down there. I hear a lot of screaming. There's literally little scratch marks on the walls. You want trying to get out. Bro, do you want to hit a hike or something? You know, like, we were gonna go to Runyon Canyon
Starting point is 00:35:56 and walk your pug. But still good for running or not. This, are these gymnastics, these are really installed. You had someone come in here and install these, huh? That's, that's expensive. That's a lot of work for something like this. Are you good? Yeah, there's, uh, there's some wet marks here
Starting point is 00:36:16 and then a lot of human hair. Really slippery. A lot of, it could, it's either human or animal hair. I can't exactly tell you good. Is this animal is this human? That's human, that's human. It told me where my shoes for crew. It's god damn.
Starting point is 00:36:33 Yeah, dang, now I wore sandals and you made me take them off when I came in the kitchen. Why did I wear my cross? And I'm barefoot now and it's little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a You're good. I'm not good. You're so mean, but I'm good. No, that's not, that's not right now. You're currently fisting my ass so you good or good, baby. You're back. Now here's my question, if this is your agent, there's no way he's not constantly talking about this, right?
Starting point is 00:37:46 He's a bagel. I mean, he's probably being so annoying about like his crazy weekend. You're trying to be casual like, yeah kids, we did the, we went to Disney, you know what I'm saying? You took a feeder sword. Well, if you think your feeder sword should see my asshole, this weekend was crazy.
Starting point is 00:38:01 I don't wanna see it, bro. Any calls from Universal? I have my asshole propped open with a metal party. Do you know, I had a pink sock situation. It's pro. I had a complete pink sock situation. My asshole was inverted. I was, did you read the latest draft?
Starting point is 00:38:18 I said, you know, did that come to you? I was blindfolded all weekend. Couldn't read it. I was getting a fisted couldn't read it was getting Fisted I hope that wasn't a plastic piece of plastic in you know Yeah, well, I had a real stinking rose of a weekend. Oh you went to the restaurant No, there's that restaurant there on I think last year ago called the stinking rose you went there? No, no, no, no. Like who, who are his clients? Like who's on his, who's on his roster?
Starting point is 00:38:49 Dude, he, he, it was like, they're hot. He was the head of Imagine Television for a while. He was like, the kids station, no, that's Imagine is like, Brian Grazer and Ron Howard's coming. Oh my gosh. Man, he was like a huge, he was a huge agent. Sure. And it was a senior, he was a huge agent. Sure.
Starting point is 00:39:05 And it was a senior VP of business development at WME is where he was at. Holy smokes. And he might still be. How's he doing that job? Oh damn, holes in his back. I didn't, I don't think he did anything like illegal. I think everyone was. I'm not saying illegal.
Starting point is 00:39:21 It was, you know, someone tragically died. I know. Yeah. And by the way, let's just circle back. Sure. Super sad situation. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Is sad. Also, like, maybe don't, don't be there. Um, yeah. But I just, I'm like, just be safe. Yeah. Just be safe. Come back, come back. Who are these clients? I just want to make sure you're good. Just come back, fucking like 10% before that. You know what I mean? Like come on back But think of think of where he was it was probably about to be the biggest bust ever dude
Starting point is 00:39:55 I mean, but who and what what is this bust that they're chasing? Did they have a bust first? They're to shot off like Adam exactly They're just trying to get that bust back. Oh, I thought it could never you're not gonna get chasing that Hi, man like any addition. It must it must be so good because why else would you do shit like it has to be great? It's pretty good. I think it has already. It's pretty good. Just like regular. Do you guys remember your Best bust? Do you have one in mind? Oh God, this is crass.
Starting point is 00:40:29 Oh my God, you just reminded me of something in the best. This is crass, Blake. That's crass. The year was 2014. He's gonna answer this is crass. It was Comic Con. You. I've taken it. What's Comic-Con I stick was in my
Starting point is 00:40:46 TK and Isaac I was fucking Isaac Isaac you're looking my asshole you good I can't wait for him to just come on screen come on come on screen on screen after this. And just like, you guys are fucking, what are you guys doing? I can never happen. They didn't happen. We know. For the podcast,
Starting point is 00:41:11 we take back surrepolisies or King James. No way. No, I have a gear shift. If you guys want a little gear shift. Yeah, man, shift those gears. Let's shift gears. let's go another hour. I got this sick fucking high eight camera that I might bring on tour with us. Oh, dude, we can see everything you're doing, by the way, because you you have a huge mirror behind it.
Starting point is 00:41:35 I know. I'm grabbing it. I'm grabbing it. I'm grabbing it to show you guys, because it's like, did you move rooms? Kyle, what happened? You have a new setup? No, I just switched it around and put my desk in a spot. I like that you do that I feel like I never do that once I put my desk or put my shit one place it lives there until I move from that place You're not a rearranger. I'm not a rearranger. I think every six months every six months. I kind of fuck with it I really do is a power ranger I know I'm gonna do I remember my parents rearranging the house and that shit was cool Look at this thing.
Starting point is 00:42:05 You're fucking works. Oh, wow. So this is a handicap. Yeah. So this is vintage. I remember that one. It was 1399 and B&M or B&W or whatever that magazine is. Dude. Oh, yeah. B&H. B&H, thank you. I remember that. Fucker. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, this thing is sick. This is like pre-film school, like high school. It's a handicap. It's a high eight. It's like this thing is sick. This is like pre film school like high school. It's a handy cam It's a high eight. It's like the original digital Kyle You should just film constantly and let's make a documentary about us on tour. Yeah, sell it to those damn streamers Kyle I'm gonna try and get I'm gonna try and put some good audio on top of this So I don't have to use the microphone inside what What's the model number on that? This is a Sony handy cam. Let me see. Where does it say them?
Starting point is 00:42:48 I don't know. 38x. What does that mean? That's 330 digital zoom, dude. That's how you can three. You can zoom in 330 times. My God. I'm going to be zooming into the balcony with this. And the model number that I don't know.
Starting point is 00:43:03 Here we go. CCD TR716. TR716. Oh, okay. TR716. My brother knew it. When I was like, Hey, Adam, I got this. He's like, Oh, that's the CRD.
Starting point is 00:43:14 Do do do do do. I'm like, how do you know that? Mm hmm. Why do you need to know that? What is the purpose? I'm looking it up because I, I'm almost positive. I remember seeing that camera and knowing the price was out of my price range for back in the day.
Starting point is 00:43:28 And I got like a, I got digital A. It looks great. Do you remember one, Kyle? Remember one we found that camera on Craigslist? And I had a little bit of money and we went and bought the, what was that? The DV. That was the Sony DVX, DVX. DVX 100 a wait you guys just found money. No Adam had no
Starting point is 00:43:50 I had I had a little bit of money and so I had like $2,500 and that's how much it cost and I was like fuck it Fuck yeah, remember and we bought that and that's what we filmed all of the MOC videos on and then we all pitched in like you bought that I had the edit gear we all pitched in on a good microphone after a couple of sketches. And then we were we were good to go off to the races. And do you remember that that's what they filmed David Layshapeel's rise on the actual camera? Yeah, the actual camera. Yep. Yep.
Starting point is 00:44:19 That's right. Not rise. Yeah. A crunk. It was a crunk. Crunk. It was crunk dancing. Was it crunk with the K, right? I thought it was crumping. I thought it was a documentary on crumping. It was a crunk. Crunk. It was crunk dancing. Was it a crunk with the K, right?
Starting point is 00:44:25 Right. I thought it was crumping. I thought it was a documentary on crumping. And I think it is called. Is it a crump with a pee? Yeah. And it is called rise. I was right by it. I think you got it. I think you got it, bud.
Starting point is 00:44:35 Look at David Layshipl's crump. Yes, points. David Layshipl made a whole documentary on crump. Why are we saying Layshipl? I believe it's Lashapel. I think you're right. Is it Lashapel? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:48 I'm just following Adam's. I wonder if he was bummed when David, Dave Chappelle became the biggest star. Or if he's like, yeah, but I think they kind of were simultaneously rising. Cause he was doing music videos back in the day. It was very kind of like, not how high, but what's the movie called with the. Oh, half exciting. It was very exciting. It was very exciting. It was very exciting. It was very exciting.
Starting point is 00:45:06 It was very exciting. It was very exciting. It was very exciting. It was very exciting. It was very exciting. It was very exciting. It was very exciting. It was very exciting.
Starting point is 00:45:14 It was very exciting. It was very exciting. It was very exciting. It was very exciting. It was very exciting. It was very exciting. It was very exciting. It was very exciting.
Starting point is 00:45:22 It was very exciting. It was very exciting. It was very exciting. It was very exciting. It was very exciting. It was very exciting. It was very exciting. I just gotta be sure of someone who has to be. Dave Shibul is notoriously great at crumping. Oh, really? Rise. Yeah. What was crumping? I do remember when it was like crumping is next.
Starting point is 00:45:32 And it kind of, let's just say there's still break dancers and that started in the 80s and I don't know how many crumpers. I don't know if it's good to test the time. So what was crumping? Crumping was just like, where you're really popping and locking and like slamming into it. But maybe they've merged and I'm like, that still, I isn't that like what this move was or that every don't do any ad on do not have to. Adam, you will hurt your fucking threads going to shoot out of your nibble. This one where you're kind of
Starting point is 00:46:00 like, Bob, this is how we got here. I'm dude, I'm not, I'm to believe me. I could barely stand and sit at this point, but I can crump, bitch. That move, right? Yeah. For sure. Yeah. Yeah, everybody you're going to want to watch the livestream for this. Yeah, you got to. Two-dotify.
Starting point is 00:46:17 Anastasia. And crump. But I got crump because remember, they were like crump clowns. Right. You guys remember that? That shit was kind of cool. Then I was like, okay, this has got a little. Your definition of cool.
Starting point is 00:46:27 Now is that cool? That's cool. I am like, what are you doing? Again, 10,000 cool lists. You're not thinking of that. Like clowns? It's for being for sure the one that is hanging on to cool the longest, or is it at least attempting to.
Starting point is 00:46:44 Your definition of cool is way different. You gotta think outside the box man. Hey then, that is cool. It's all about how he says it. It's cool, it's cool. Right, right. Yeah, that's what I mean. The word.
Starting point is 00:46:58 I remember really thinking Trump clowns were really awesome and I still do. And then there's really awesome. I remember thinking you remember thinking it because it because you did and then now you don't oh Yeah, well, it's been a while since I've actually thought about crumping clowns, but for a while there I was dude and I'm watching this trailer right now. It is insane that that this was a whole documentary of people just going like Right right that this was a whole documentary of people just going like. Right, right. Right, right, right, right. Adam, Adam, I know you're having fun.
Starting point is 00:47:29 Adam, I know you're so. I know this is your second nature. I know this is your second nature. You're either walking or dancing, but my man, if you can walk, you can dance, please, don't. I cannot go to WME until you win out like this. Dude, I mean, I just got, I've been going to see specialists every other day, I'm going to a new, I just got, I've been going to see specialists every other day.
Starting point is 00:47:45 I'm going to a new specialist, just got a new one the other day. They're testing me for all the diseases now. Okay, okay, which one you got? Do you think I was cross? See if I have some sort of, and I'm going to have to go to, I just went to a neurologist
Starting point is 00:47:58 and he wants me to go to a rheumatologist, which they check for diseases of, and disorders of the muscles, bones and joints. Oh, that's what he thinks it's going on. He's like, this man, my man's got some joint disorders. Yeah, because all of the points, like just a muscle will just lock up and spasm. And so like just what's happening to you right now? Yeah, and my left leg and left arm are now going numb What the fuck yeah, yeah, everybody's pretty worried about me. Yeah, yeah numb me at numb. That's nerves, right?
Starting point is 00:48:33 I mean that's did you just got a drink more water? Let's talk about some dates coming up that we're gonna be at your city I noticed Jacob is not in his crib. So I look in and say, oh, she's not there. So I'm like, OK, they're not there. Unrestorable is a new true crime podcast that investigates the case of Catherine Hoggel, a mother accused of murder. I'm thinking, you know, like, what's going on? Like, this is insane. Like, where are my kids? But despite signs that Catherine Hogel took her tiny children one by one into the night,
Starting point is 00:49:13 never to come home again, she has yet to stand trial. Because soon after her children went missing, she was declared incompetent to stand trial. You know, when I would ask her her in game, it was up in the body of the remaining confidence. And then I would say, well, who to stand trial. You know, when I would ask her her engagement was I've been invited to remain incompetent. And then I would say, well, who advised you should throw you know, I can't tell you that. In Maryland, if the defendant is found incompetent and can't be restored to competency, their felony charges are dismissed after five years.
Starting point is 00:49:39 So as the clock counts down, Catherine's charges on the verge of being dismissed. Will a grieving dad ever get justice? Listen to Unrestorable on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Medford Massage Uses, we're basically sold out. I want to say there's like a hundred tickets left. So get the fuck out there and get some tickets Chicago do it the Chicago theaters fucking massive we try to step up to the play I don't know if we're gonna sell this one out if the people don't come there's thousands of people already there but dude those back seats they're hella cheap well it's a it's a three thousand or thirty eight hundred
Starting point is 00:50:22 yes almost four thousand so it's on the 4,000. It's on the 4,000. It's almost 4,000. And, uh, free. We still, there's only, uh, you know, a few hundred left. It's not like we're that far off, but no, no, no. But let's not look like bitches. Uh, we don't want to be bitches. Yeah, we do want to sell out everywhere. And that's September 17th.
Starting point is 00:50:41 And Chicago September 22nd, we're coming out to where Phoenix Phoenix Phoenix Phoenix, Arizona to be specific. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, 23rd September and then we're out to Denver, the mile high city on September 24th. We're gonna rip bongs at that. All there. Dude, that's the, dude, that is the craziest phoenix to Long Beach. That makes, that makes a lot of sense. And then to Denver, that's gonna be a real whoops adusel. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:51:20 We're coming in mile high. It's gonna be off the hook though. It's gonna be good. Yeah, we're gonna come in a hot, hot, hot, hot to Denver. That's gonna be sick. Denver rocks. I've never in aisle high. It's gonna be off the hook though. It's gonna be good. Yeah, we're gonna come in a hot hot hot hot hot to Denver That's gonna be sick and very rough. I've never been to Denver like if we don't come out to Denver the last dinosaur the theme song We're coming out. Oh, we have to I'm a I'm a dangle from some from hooks We gotta come out to some Denver the last dinosaur. Yeah, Denver's gonna be fucking sick Is it harder to breathe in Denver or what?
Starting point is 00:51:45 Yeah, like you're really worried about breathing. Yeah, that's sort of your demo this whole. Yeah, what's going on? I've noticed like every once in a while you'll be talking. And you're running low on air. It'll just like kind of bottom out a little bit. Are you, is your esophagus closing? He's old as dirt.
Starting point is 00:52:00 He's getting up there. I'm just, because my body is betraying me. And Adam, I'm not as crazy as you. I'm not as with the definition of crazy. My leg's been numb for a year now. You know what I mean? Like it's fucked up. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's inside of it. No, I have. It's nerve.
Starting point is 00:52:18 It's nerve-shade in there. Your leg is numb and Adam's, wait, two of us can't feel our leg. Mine's not the whole leg. Mine's the just the thigh right here, right? This time get you get you some gabba peintin That's what we're looking dad takes from your empathy bro. That's not what you shit Yeah, they go they go take one pill. I went to one doctor and he goes take one pill at night And see how it goes beat off off. Do the hokey poke.
Starting point is 00:52:45 And I went to another doctor. I went to another doctor and he goes, you pump that up, that's way too low. Pump that up to at least the two pills at night. And I'm like, okay, just at night. I'm like, you woke up on your roof. And then I went to another specialist and he goes, that's not going to do anything.
Starting point is 00:52:59 Pump that up to three pills three times a day. Take five. Yeah. Nine, nine white pills? No, dude. Hello. Hold up, hold up. three times a day. Five. Yeah. Nine, nine white pills? No, dude. No, hold up, hold up. That's a science. Hold up.
Starting point is 00:53:10 Adam, you have to watch that fucking show. What was the drug show with? Oh, yeah. Michael Keaton. Keaton? Yeah, it's Opie. What is it called? Is it called?
Starting point is 00:53:23 Opie, is it called? Opie. Did you see Opie on the low pills? No, was it like opioid? Is that what it's called? You gotta watch that one just so we don't lose your pal. Dope sick, dope sick. Dope sick.
Starting point is 00:53:31 No, dude, I started to watch the newest one, Pain Killer with Matthew Broderick. Oh yeah. And I got so depressed because it's literally exactly my life right now of like an injury, you get prescribed pills and then you become an addict. Yeah, which is why you gotta. The Gabapentin isn't, that's not an opiate.
Starting point is 00:53:51 That's not a, that's not it. What is Gabapentin? What is it? Sounds like he's avoiding watching them. No, but we don't, I don't know what, Gabapentin is one of those things that's prescribed for a lot of things, I think. Yeah, it's nerve, it's nerve-pint.
Starting point is 00:54:03 So they're essentially they're going like, we think it's, we think it's nerve, but we can't find where it's pinched and we can't find what's wrong with it. Well, it is a pain killer, it's a pain killer. Not the nerve number. Yes, nerve number. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:17 It's a pain killer, but it's to kill the pain of specifically nerve pain. And it's not an open one about this, because my dad, my dad's gotten a alarm. Now I do have hydrocodone, which opioids, man. Yeah, that is opioids. And I don't take that that. That takes six real quick. Just to see what happens. Hydrocodones, those are, well, those are the, those are bad news, man. I mean, they'll help you out, but you shouldn't be on them for longer. Well, I only take those if the pain is, uh, very bad. And then I'll,
Starting point is 00:54:43 I'll take one only at night. So I'm careful with that shit. Our producer who will not go name so that fucking the pet people don't come for. I give three pills of Radova to my cat before he gets. Yo, Gabba Patton. Yo, I don't know how I honestly, I don't know how I feel about that. Describe by the vet. It makes sense. So what is this shit? Maybe don't take them to get groomed. Maybe just hose them down in the back. Look up, Gabba Patton and get out.
Starting point is 00:55:12 Durs knows how to handle cats. He's always talking about putting them underwater. Yeah, then you go and watch kids. And then you come back and you shave the cat and you dunk it in the pool and you call it a day. Washing the cat. Yeah. It's hard to do. That's why they call it a wash in the cat and you dunk it in the pool and you call it a day. Yeah, washing the cat. Yeah, it's hard to do. That's why they call it washing the cat.
Starting point is 00:55:28 You know what washing the cat is, right? Oh, man. Interesting. Yeah, that happens in the dungeon. Loose. Now, that is, it looks like you washed a cat down here. You good? You good?
Starting point is 00:55:41 You try the baby one? You try the baby one. You good? Looks like you were bathing a cat down here. You good? Good What is that? I don't even know what it is. I'm just gonna catch you. Yeah, what is bathing the cat? What is that? Oh, what is that? I noticed your cat. It's a really good. Oh, it's good. Oh, it's good. I'm watching you look like they're they've recently been groomed. You and I know how hard that is.
Starting point is 00:56:08 So I'm just wondering if you're good. Yeah, actually the cleanest cats I've ever seen. And that's how I do. Those are some clean cats. They smell like herbal essence. My god. These are all your cats. These are all your cats. These all your cats.
Starting point is 00:56:25 Yeah, I mean, we're pretty happy. Yeah, I remember that herbal essence commercial where they were like, yeah, we talked about that. Yeah, I was talking about that. That's why I was like, how like five years. I remember all girls smell like herbal efforts. Good. Yeah, for me.
Starting point is 00:56:41 Blake, are you good today? Did you look like you're about to like fall asleep or something? Yeah, you're good. Blake, are you good today? You look like you're about to like fall asleep or something. Yeah, are you satisfied with it? I just take some ambient and you fucking, what's going on, bro? I take some Gapapentin and I'm fucking on cloud nine. Maybe. It does it so far, I don't feel anything
Starting point is 00:56:57 from the Gapapentin and I've been taking fistfuls of it. So it is not working for me. If it doesn't work, I would just flush it and let the fishy that see see what calls out of the ocean and I have so many different pills I have like a giant gallon ziplock bag that's filled with different pills that I've been prescribed that I'm like just a grab bag. Yeah, they're not working. Yeah, they don't working and then they prescribed me something else and then I but I know, what do you do with them?
Starting point is 00:57:26 You just kind of keep them in forever. Yeah. Well, until the until they expire. What I like to do is I like to put them all and I like to empty them all in a bag and mix them around and then shake them. Wander, grab them, and then reach my hand in, take like five randoms and see if that works. We'll grab back. Dude, that's a sick kink. I'm down for that. Yeah, that's kind of my kink is down for that. Blue and yellow purple pills. Take a little bit out and put it back in. Oh, my musical knowledge is for the year like 2002.
Starting point is 00:58:00 Is 2000 to 2004? That's all of my musical knowledge. Adam was a huge D12 fan. Oh, blue and yellow purple pills. D12 was sick. I think I do. Dude, I was big fans of all the other, like not the famous like Murphy Lee and all of, uh, yeah, all of Nellie's homies. That's that's what I loved The team name a member of D12 Lloyd Banks That was G unit You've got the one that everyone oh wait, I know one you got it. Oh be trice's a be trice OB trice real name. Oh, you just look down you look it up. No, I didn't I
Starting point is 00:58:46 You were looking down I was about I type D12 and I stopped and then I said OB tour OB trice real name Would you type D12? Twice popped up. No, it's not there dude. It's not there. Don't do that to me my guy Bernie Lomax bought the album and I was like This has two songs. Don't do that to me. My guy Bernie Lomax bought the album and I was like this has two songs. Don't do that to me Okay, so I was good remember but then there's the guy who died the guy who died bizarre His name is bizarre. He's the big fat guy. He was cool man. Oh, yeah, who was the dude who was like M's right hand man who died? I think that's Yellow purple right? Oh be trice. No, no, no his guy it was like his, it was like the leader of D 12 that wasn't.
Starting point is 00:59:28 I know it because I finished my Google search now. So I know now I can tell you who we got. You want to know? Prima all of these. It was proof. You got it. I mean, I just thought they just sent us a link. But yeah, also, Obey Trice, not a member.
Starting point is 00:59:43 I was wondering. See? Okay. Yeah. Obey Trice was, but that's what I was thinking. Okay cool, man That's what I run the same wave. I got bizarre. So I get I get the point. Yeah, I did I got nothing I mean Lloyd Banks was the only one that I got was a swing and then it was it He was in the blue and yellow purple pills. I mean G G unit was better than D12, correct? Is that your statement? This is D12, but one, yeah, way for five, six, seven, nine. Hey, guys, I got a issue here. I personally like what? There's only nine members of D12. Well, there's, I'm, um, yeah, that's a problem. There's other members. There's supposed to be 12 members of D12, right? There's only nine shown here. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:00:25 Wee-oo. Okay, but okay. So Tony, Tony, he was a junior. Tony, he was a youngster. He's a bigger star than anyone in D12. And so has Lloyd. Yeah, he had a hit song.
Starting point is 01:00:37 He had a hit song. Yeah, G unit is more successful than D12 for sure. For sure. Okay. But Ditra Alliance won the other night. That's not ran on the bread. But D12 was probably more For sure. Okay. But you know, D.Tua lines one the other nights. It's not ran on the bread. But D12 was probably more fun than G.N. Yes. If you had to go to like a discovery zone with a wrap group, you're gonna want to go with D12. They're so fun.
Starting point is 01:00:56 I feel like they were having fun. All nine of them. Do. That's right. That's why I totally disagree because I would roll with G unit. I feel like to a kids party. Yeah to a kids to discover his own. Yes. I will say that the commercials for discovery zone went Did to discover his own and they would say did to do to do unit so there might be like a Wow Great parallel parallel brother. Yeah, you know, they might play like what currency the candy? I'm not your brother. It was like candy shop. That's 50 cent. That's a solo. Yeah, but you're jeet. Dude, gee, you know, it was a 12, a super group. If they went on tour together, that'd be huge. Oh, boy, it's
Starting point is 01:01:38 the fifth year of the year. Yeah, that better. You know, how like they're all we they're they keep doing these like like when we were young tour, that's like every band that was popular when we were in our early 20s. Yeah. They have to do that for rap, like why not? They've been doing that.
Starting point is 01:01:53 I went to the Kings of Rap tour like five years ago with like fucking everybody. It was like, De La Soul, Chuck D, ice cube, LL Cool J. By the way, ice cube, LL Cool J. By the way, Ice Cube, I was like, yeah, I like Ice Cube enough. He was unfuckin' believable. I was at the Hollywood ball. He had everybody in the palm of his hand. And when he did, today was a good day.
Starting point is 01:02:20 Oh yeah. I was like, I think this is the most quotable rap song in the history of rap songs. Everyone knows the second half to every line. Right. Every line. Right. Yeah. It's very good. It's fucking crazy. Oh, rapid for us, church. rapid for us. I only know the second he has to say the first. And then I go, yeah, the second half of those. Yeah, rap about it. It's cute rocks. Yeah, what about that? He had
Starting point is 01:02:46 the piece album. Where we listen to that recently, Blake, he had the war in peace. Yeah, the little double the album. Yeah, the album was in my car for fucking years, right when I got my license and I used to dump it so hard. You freaking bump the hell out of that. I just said, tape, I'll tell you that. Sure. What was today was a good day off, predator? I was mostly a nelly timmigraphan. That was the one I was talking about.
Starting point is 01:03:10 That was when we were friends, dude. Oh, yeah, you would listen to that over and over. Yeah, over and over again. Over and over again. Oh, the car. The car. The car. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 01:03:19 We're all sick. Yeah, give them some. Yes, points. I'm just stoked I knew that song. They were like, let's make so much money and drop this track. Yeah, damn Oh, yeah, the fact that now that country is like more popular than ever it seems. I don't think it seems coded racism to me I'm not on board. I don't like it Seems like white power shit. I'm not on board. I don't fuck really. I don't want what did I miss?
Starting point is 01:03:42 What did I miss? I would like to go to stage coach though just because it does seem like an event. That's a fucking rally. I'm not going to stage coach. Yeah, go on, man. I never been a stage coach. What's chill about it? Dude, I just went to I went to a birthday party. I haven't been out to the desert in years. I just went to a birthday party out in Palm Springs this past weekend. Nice. Palm Springs is great. Great Springs this past weekend. Nice. Palm Springs is great.
Starting point is 01:04:07 Great pickleball out there. Okay. It was crazy. We were outside and all of a sudden you were like, why can't we see the sun? Like what? This is like this weird cloud came over and all of a sudden it just was a sandstorm. And you forgot like, we're in the desert. Oh, the sandstorm just hit and suddenly like, we went inside and came out like, we're in the desert. The sandstorm just hit and suddenly like, we went inside and came out like 30 minutes after
Starting point is 01:04:28 it was over and everything was just covered. Did you find a, do you need a lamp or anything? Like a ladder? I did, no dude, I wish that'd be fucking sick. So you had a little mini, mini burning man scenario. Yeah, burning man was also happening the past weekend.
Starting point is 01:04:43 I mean, and I like that they're giving everyone shit for like leaving. I 100% I would leave 100. No, people couldn't leave like that. That was the whole thing like, no, no, no, no, hike five miles or whatever. You had to walk five miles through the mud and then you hitchhike. Like, I guess, uh, a diplo did that's like, diplo and Chris rock.
Starting point is 01:05:01 Right. People were shitting on them. I think that's just those people. No, I know I handful of people that did that exact same thing. I think a lot of people just went like, letro, fuck this, I'm out. Yeah. Well, what's the big deal?
Starting point is 01:05:13 Why didn't everyone do that? Yeah. That's a long hike. Well, because the whole thing about Bernie Man is you're supposed to leave no trace of Bernie Man. You're supposed to walk in. Oh, right, right, right, right. Yeah, but the nerds have said a thing up, we'll clean up.
Starting point is 01:05:23 Yeah, I'm like, that's what I'm saying. I'm like, well, my ass isn't bringing anything. Well, yeah, half the people there who said of thing up will clean up like that's what I'm saying I'm like well my ass isn't bringing anything Yeah, I have the people there just trying to get on Instagram with some fucking dumb ass out for it anyway Yeah, fuck that there then by the way and they'll leave and then the real the real G's the OGs They'll get back to the Burning Man basics. I'm sure it was the best one yet. Yeah, I bet it was I was think kind of thinking that like everybody was Heating on it. I'm my isn't this fucking dope though Isn't this what you want when you go to Burning Man like some crazy Discussers had the best
Starting point is 01:05:51 Yeah, dude, this seems like I actually was like I may go next year I've never want to go really man inspired you all the mud and fucking diseases. I've never wanted to go once It failed it felt fun. I was like okay cool. There was like new diseases that like sprouted up from burning man I'm not gonna get me. I was not gonna. I'm safe motherfucker. I'm so safe, bro. I would do it. I wanted to go back to just like crack it You know what I would ask and you know what I'd ask you if you went to burning man next year after seeing what happened this year I had to ask you get after seeing what happened this year, I had to have to ask. You good? You good?
Starting point is 01:06:25 Yeah, I'm doing okay. Well, like boring, man. Couple things, I guess, that I'm running from. You know, a couple things I'm running from. Yeah. Just came up and therapy the other day. But I'm good. Hey, how numb is that leg?
Starting point is 01:06:39 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, good. I mean, I'm good. It's just like, there's a few things that came up When I was talking to my doctor the other day that just Push me here, so I had to go see the doctor. Yeah, no, I'm not good, bro. Yeah, no Thank you for asking Didn't really want to know I can help just a few hooks a few hooks up your ass will dangle you from the ceiling and you'll be all
Starting point is 01:07:03 Go as long as there're seven of them. Hang in there, brother. Hang in there, points! I notice Jacob is not in his crib. So I look in and say, oh she's not there so I'm like, okay, don't out there. Unrestorable is a new true crime podcast that investigates the case of Catherine Hoggel, a mother accused of murder. I'm thinking, you know, like, what's going on?
Starting point is 01:07:33 Like this is insane. Like, where are my kids? But despite signs that Catherine Hoggel took her tiny children one by one into the night, never to come home again, She has yet to stand trial. Because soon after her children went missing, she was declared incompetent to stand trial. You know, when I would ask her, her engagement was up in the body of the remaining confidence. And then I would say, well, who advised you should throw you know, I can't tell you that. In Maryland, the defendant is found incompetent and can't be restored to competency.
Starting point is 01:08:04 Their felony charges are dismissed after five years. So as the clock counts down, Catherine's charges on the verge of being dismissed will a grieving dad ever get justice. Listen to Unrestorable on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Well, I will say that I am so excited for the upcoming tour. It's going to be a bang or this is the last episode we're doing in our respective office slash homes and we will we're taking it on the road. Yeah, baby. You guys, you might get to come on stage and slam a beer against Abden divine our beer slamming champion
Starting point is 01:08:48 Yeah, yeah, dude, I'm gonna be dude. That's all I can do you might get to smoke crack with Kyle in the parking lot Yeah, you get his chug a beer with me smoke crack with Kyle We're chillin. I'm done to chill. Yeah, finger your butt with Blake and Wait a minute and you get on a dog with yours. Oh Who can drown a dog fast? We get on up here Okay, so your name in your brain Bring your cat. We'll wash your cat. We'll wash your cat. I'll take care of that. That's it clean ass cat You can't wash me know. What does that mean though? Yeah, good
Starting point is 01:09:26 Excited and we also have we're gonna have a merch drop soon and You know, we're gonna have the exclusive merch that you can only get on the tour Which will be and that shit looks good so exciting. Yeah, and yeah, it's really excited some really cool cool shit Yeah, dude, I'm so excited. This is gonna be cool Is this the last pod before we tour it up? Yeah it is. Yeah this is it. This is the dismount. And I'm glad we started it with chocolate star fish and hot dog flavored water. Ladies and gentlemen, start your engine!
Starting point is 01:09:57 Here we go! I You and y'all Ladies and gentlemen For some reason we lost all sound on that I think it was cuz it's so loud We lost all sound on that I think it was cuz they so loud If you guys want to hear something loud come on out to the TI I nation tour Hell yeah, baby, well awesome Adam. I meant to bring this up last time. How are we pronouncing Massachusetts? Massachusetts Massachusetts Like you choose is or choose
Starting point is 01:10:48 Massachusetts No, no, I'm sorry no it's two sits. There's two C there's two there's two T's at the end of the word It's Massachusetts. Yeah, yeah, yeah T Oh, I've been saying that one wrong my entire life. I mean I heard it last weekend I was like whatever we do this all the time. But now I'm putting my fucking foot down, okay? Okay, dude, and that one I didn't know that one I didn't even know,
Starting point is 01:11:12 because they just say Medford Mass, Todd just wrote Medford Mass. So yeah, but this is a state in America that hasn't changed its name. Why not say the name, dude? I just I've always said Massachusetts. Did I have ever seen it? Have you ever seen it? We're gonna be up in vermin?
Starting point is 01:11:31 Written? Like fully written out. Can't wait to get to Illinois. That's true. I don't have to say Illinois. I honestly don't know. I probably can't spell Massachusetts for sure. I guarantee you. Oh dude, I've been for so many doctors.
Starting point is 01:11:42 You know how they make you fill out just tons of paperwork every time you go to a new doctor It's embarrassing every time I've had a doctor like laugh at me because that he looks at it and you're and like everything's misspelled I'm like scribbling shit out with the pens I'm like writing in the margins. Yeah, and you're trying to do it so fucking fast You're trying to go as fast as you can the most annoying thing on planet earth, but I'll do it for you. For you. For you. Guy who's trying to help me. I'll do it for your insurance policy. Okay. You've got it. But you've got it, kids. So any, um, any I don't want to back supologies, any epic slams.
Starting point is 01:12:19 Let's never end this. Okay. I'm scared to hang up because then I go straight to the stage. You slam first. Yeah. The second, the second we hang up because then I have to go straight to the stage. You slam first. Yeah, the second we hang up here, we have to walk directly onto the stage. You slam. Dang, you can hear him chanting. Um, and Jokes, Helen. Epic slam first.
Starting point is 01:12:36 Are you guys nervous? Are you guys excited? What's going on here? Um, yeah, I guess I want, I just want to make sure we know how to pronounce every state that we're going to. Oh, that's not having nervous, dude. I'll say I'm nervous, bro. I'm not, you know, you know, you got the jitters.
Starting point is 01:12:53 Well, it's just, I don't know why it always does that. That always happens to me. Well, I tell you what, Blake will get Blake will be fine until we're about to walk on stage. And then he'll be like, this sucks. We're not going to do good. And we'll all be right what? Right, like you're in a dog costume on the You're literally committed. It's just the podcast. He'll be like now that no one wants to see it
Starting point is 01:13:14 No one they're not gonna like it. No one will like it. Yeah, well Maybe said it tonight, so get the fuck out there. Yeah, so come on That makes me actually a little bit calm is knowing there's no agenda. Knowing that there's no agenda. We don't have to do anything. There's no expectation. I don't have to remember a damn thing. Very clear agenda. Very power char when I get out there. Oh, you're going to be a charge. Oh, this is going to go in. I can see I could see it's getting real charred up. Well, we're not going to DC. That's right.
Starting point is 01:13:47 I'm a little bummed we're not going to DC because then we could have been charred the whole time. Did that get pulled? I thought we were going to call it. Are you saying charred or charged? I said charred. Okay, I thought you saw it. Charred.
Starting point is 01:13:58 I just don't have time to say. I don't have time to say that. I'm only charred. Dude, I'm on a lot of pills right now. So literally like My title is pocha. Yeah, we just saw him take a handful of My bro just fucking took a handful of gap a penchant Yeah, but go what's up? What do we do? Yeah, I just want to say this last time
Starting point is 01:14:21 Are we good? No, no, no, no, this is important. Okay, and that's what the podcast is called. Yeah, went to the farmers market last night. Saw this sign and was like, no animals allowed. It's the law. Service dog fraud is a crime. Okay. Well, I mean, I'm a people.
Starting point is 01:14:42 So that's your platform. I think like, you're adding farmers market. There's open food and everything They don't need dogs but holes everywhere True, that's true. All right I love that I don't even see someone dressed up as a dog with the fucking That you finally found your people dude just meaders. Yeah pet haters that you finally found your people, dude, just haters. Yeah, pet haters. Heaters of other dogs.
Starting point is 01:15:05 One little call back to you. Eighters of joy. I don't know if it was last week or the week before that we talked about brute deodorant. Okay. I went, I was at the grocery store. And I took a picture of the deodorant section and there either is or is not a brute deodorant
Starting point is 01:15:24 in this picture. I said there probably isn't. Maybe there is, maybe there is, maybe there's not. But I'm deodorant in this picture. I said there probably isn't. Maybe there is, maybe there is, maybe there's not. But I'm gonna send you guys this picture and you can tell me if you can find it or not. And that's the game. This has been another episode of- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 01:15:37 I don't even understand. What is the problem? What is the problem? I said, I said you can't find brute deodorant anywhere. And I went to the grocery store and I looked in that in the deodorant section. It's everywhere. It's everywhere. The picture will tell you if it is everywhere or if it isn't.
Starting point is 01:15:53 I'm telling you the picture. Is it? Or what? I'll send it right. I'm still gonna send it. I'll send it right. What was the end of the podcast? You're just saying I'm gonna say a photo. No, no, we're gonna post it through what is it post it through this. What is it called the socials?
Starting point is 01:16:07 We're gonna put it is there Wow, yeah, it's really I we haven't done a lot of cliffhangers for the end of the episode So this is kind of this is pretty fun cool. There's this a new this is a new thing. I like it I bet there is Dude, they're doing the picture dude. I bet I've been in a lot of CBS isn't a lot of Walgreens lately to pick up different pills and assortments. Well, he was at the grocery store. That's the old man.
Starting point is 01:16:32 He trips me on. He's at a grocery store. Dude, everything is locked up. You go to a, yeah, I mean, I just said to you guys, the look at the assortment that they have in the touch thread Do a lot of red look at the assortment that they have a lot of acts men's dealets a lot of I can't believe all the dove for men like Speed stick is my at the bottom. There's my bottom. There's my arm here right there. Hey, found brute.
Starting point is 01:17:11 Yeah, I had to turn it around the picture. Oh my God. So it's there. Dude, it's one one stick. Yeah. And it's way at the bottom left. And there's nothing else. I mean, I guess they're not some last brute. Dude, there's a lot. That's what is Mitchum. There must be all be in the back. That's what Kyle use is that our next No, it's a last the original one right Kyle the last dude just watch Adam organize a movie with Blake in front of us. Yeah, I think We're doing Blake Messing what the hell is man? What the hell is ban? The fuck?
Starting point is 01:17:45 I think it's been blonde, bro. Come on, let's go do it. I mean, Massachusetts. I want to, all right. When we go on tour, I want people to write the question that they want to ask us. Mine's the yellow top. The question that they want to ask us,
Starting point is 01:17:57 but then also what deodorant they use? Yeah, fair enough. Fair enough. Whoa, what a story. And we want to know who is who is crystal, that's where organic one. That's actually crystal. Like who is where I'm banned. I've tried it. Crystal doesn't work. My brother used to rock the crystal. It doesn't work. Yeah. He was working. He doesn't work. He was mad. It doesn't. How smokes crystal.
Starting point is 01:18:20 Keep it chill. Keep it chill. Keep it chill. So any it chill. I keep it chill. I keep it chill. So any takebacks any apologies any Eplic slams what are we doing? Implication. I'm sorry to drop so much. I'm sorry I dropped so much heat at the end. Yeah, you feel like he railed us. No, here's a little looking forward to the tour. Looking forward moment. A moment forward looking and very excited to catch you guys. I'm excited to. I'm excited. I'm excited for the tour. I'm excited to catch you guys. I'm excited to. I'm excited to, I'm excited for the tour. I'm excited to hang with my boys on the rag,
Starting point is 01:18:48 which we haven't done in so long. Yes. I'm excited to go to all these cities, a lot of cities that I feel like I haven't spent a ton of time in. So that'll be fun going to their local restaurants, and bars, and delicatessons and and bowling alleys and wherever we find ourselves a lot of I bet we go into a lot of arcade
Starting point is 01:19:12 bars that seems to be a thing that that I tend to do quite a bit when I'm on the road. Can't wait to just to meet all the fans out there. It's gonna be a fucking blast. Dude it's gonna be really cool to be in front of TI nation. Yeah, can nation you go up strong? Really can't wait to see those. And yeah, I guess a big thank you to all the fans that have bought tickets.
Starting point is 01:19:36 Yeah, it was pretty overwhelming when you put together big tour like this. Yeah, you're a little worried that people aren't going to show up. But really, TI nation has been showing up and showing out and I can't wait to get in front of them. Yeah, I thought it was an asshole, but when I saw, when I was like, oh, that's a lot of seats to fill, I felt like a little bitch. And then people showed up and we do appreciate that.
Starting point is 01:19:57 This is a fucking nice thing. And then you're, you're so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, told him which I appreciate. You don't tell me what I did. Fuck you. You did. I'm a guy. You're a guy. You're a guy. You're a guy. You're a guy. You're a guy. You're a guy.
Starting point is 01:20:12 You're a guy. You're a guy. You're a guy. You're a guy. You're a guy. You're a guy. You're a guy. You're a guy.
Starting point is 01:20:20 You're a guy. You're a guy. You're a guy. You're a guy. You're a guy. You're a guy. You're a guy. You're a guy. You're a guy. Before the show dude, I gotta get it out my fucking system. Don't lean up too much dude I don't I don't want to be the the fattest one of our crew Way bigger than you dog. I'm still okay. We'll see we will I guess Kyle Kyle looks like Adam divine Eight Adam divine dude get galopend causes weight gain and one of the side effects so
Starting point is 01:20:45 Good luck. Yeah, you know what causes weight gain in one of the side effects. So, sure. Good luck. Yeah, you know what else does. Well, good. Hot dog water. OK, let's get out. It's a strong mix. It's just one of the updates. This is another episode of...
Starting point is 01:20:55 This is the best episode ever. Yeah. Nothing, nothing. Ah. I say the couple of us. I do the couple there. Yeah! Yeah! Nothing, not a bit. Ah! I say the couple of us, I do the couple there. We have to stop. We gotta cut it off, we gotta cut it off, we gotta cut it off.
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