This Is Important - Ep 154: Live From Boston: Say Less

Episode Date: September 26, 2023

Live From Boston!  Today, this is what's important: The Wizards, pickleball, Buzzballs, luggage talk, early memories, first boners, botox, an audience Q&A, & more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The Show Where We Only Talk About What Is Most Obviously Very Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio, the show where we only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important. Today on This Is Important... For like 40-year-old guys, it's talking about buttholes that come, for an hour and a half. You know, sometimes by accident, things slip inside. Take the spotlight off me asshole! We just touched come a little bit. Let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Woo! There's a door where that came from. Woo! Woo! You know what?

Whisky. Pass this around to everybody. Yeah, pass the round. Sharon's carrying. I don't... Woo! Oh, God! What?

Medford? Oh, man. Oh, dear. We're out here, baby. Woo! We're out here. What's up, Medford? I don't know if you guys heard on like it might have been our last podcast. I

Didn't know that there was a tea in there Massachusetts That's not not how I've said it might not how you say you say Massachusetts Chews juices. Yes. Is that not right? Evidently a lot, but then you. But then you heard a weatherman this morning saying Massachusetts. Well, maybe it was might be like bias thinking because I heard it. I'm like, that's how I say it. Right. Well, so is juices? Is it like a local thing? Is it like when you really know the place, you can call it Massachusetts? What's a state? Yeah. Is it? Yeah. That's okay. Still could be well. Like in the union. I should know how to pronounce it. Yeah.

Does anybody say Virginia? No. But arguably better name for a state. Yeah. Yeah. That's cool. Which of a penis, little vania? Wow. Can't be saved. I'm trying to get points. Well, give yourself points for that. Yeah. Let's get some points. I'm trying. I'm trying to get points. Blake, give yourself points for that. Yeah, let's get some points. I'm trying to load the freaking board. We did a whole freaking tech and already freaking blew it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Oh We got some wizards in the front row. This is tight. That's very cool Shit that hat. I didn't know that other realm had opened up, but

Evidently in the front row. I'm buzzing off. I don't know about you all They're wearing like the actual that to be that I't find I get Toby can't find his hat. Where did you get that? Huh you made it yeah, you went to another realm or something? Yeah, they got you have to say the answer that she just gave you no one can hear her Yeah, I like to think she just said eBay Someone's having a lot of money selling wizard house. Yeah, yeah, I like to think she just said eBay right yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, someone's I got a lot of money selling wizard hats. Yeah, yeah, yeah, good. You look good. That's what I'm trying to say you look fantastic Wait, so is this hurricane for real? Is it how we all gonna like have to live here for the rest of our days? I don't know I didn't feel it. We there was some wind today, but that was about it. This is like a 36 hour... This is like a 36 hour podcast, because we're not able to leave.

Oh! Yeah. Wow, shut the end with Medford! Look at it. Shelter in place. We're just blackout drunk by the end of it. They're like, they couldn't string sentences together. Blake's dead. Adam already has a hard time speaking. That was brutal. The police are like, don't tell him the end of it. They're like, they couldn't string sentences together. Like, just dead. Adam already has a hard time speaking.

That was brutal. The police are like, don't tell him the hurricane blew over. Just keep him in there. Just leave him in there. Yeah, they're boarding the door shut. Yeah. Okay.

You can only. I think my favorite part about doing the tour so far, it's our first date. Nice one. Nice one. This is it. We have a starting Boston. I love it here.

You guys are cool. Yeah. I love it here. You guys are cool. I think my favorite is seeing like the DMs of people getting ready for the show just pounding Buzball. The free game. There's so many, dude. If you thought you were the only one, you were wrong. Yeah!

Because I got like 60 DMs of people being like, we're all those six spots, Bob. Yeah! After it. Wait, but before our podcasts, who here already had buzz balls in their drinking repertoire? Oh! Oh!

How did we do this? How did we find ourselves? So, yeah, before you've been hearing about it, you know, we're buzzing out. And not that we discovered it, but I'm saying that. I feel like it's you are into our about it, you know, we're buzzing out. And not that we discovered it, but I'm saying that. I feel like if you are into our, like, kind of comedy, you might drink a buzz ball.

Yeah, right, right. Yeah. I mean, Blake, you're in that weird part of the liquor store. If you drive with one foot out the window, yeah. That weird part of the liquor store, they're like, why is there cobwebs?

Right. Yeah. Oh, how long has this been here? Yes, they're right. Look at this big naturals. Right. Yeah. Oh, how long has this been here? Yes, they've got to. Look at this big naturals from 1970. Yeah. They don't make them like that anymore. Yeah, bazumbas.

I'm sorry. OK. Hey, whoa, Kyle. Yeah. You guys know big naturals are? Thanks, bazumbas. Yeah, I said bazumbas. I said bazumbas.

I'm sorry. There's some live audience. People are affected. I said bazumbas. I live audience. People are offended. I'm really in so sorry I was crashed just then. My apologies. I should be in the entire room. You're fucking disaster my guy. All right, thank you. The best.

Kyle got out and played some pickleball the day. I did. You did. You guys really want to talk about it. Okay. Well, yeah, well I played that guy right there. Do not come. We played. We did.

What happened? It was great. It was great. Well, you lost. No, I lost one game. We were going to do Best of Three. We decided that. Best of Three games.

Best of Three, we decided that, Best of Three games. And you stopped after the one? Best of Three games to seven. Blake fucking almost pickled me game one. I'm gonna come, yeah. Don't even know what that means. What does that mean when you say he almost pickled you? In order to climb out of the pickle jar, you have to at least get one point. Okay.

So he almost shut me out basically, it was 7-0. It was almost 7-0. Is this part of pickleball or is it like slaying? Well, this is slaying around the pickleball. Okay, so he almost shut me out basically was seven oh it was almost seven oh Pickle ball or is this like slaying? Well, this is slaying around the pickle ball. I know, but just What just so everyone understands what you're talking about goodbye He almost pickled me, but I climbed out of the pickle jar and the first game was Seven to one and then Blake I'll let you let I'll let you tell them what happened in the next two games.

Oh, just to wrap it up, he won. Yeah. Yeah. He won. He won. So I mean, my god, we started off with Pimbalball talk, minute three. He did it.

I didn't do it. Yeah, now we got to get in some luggage talk, you're right. Yeah. Oh, baby. The man's love the luggage. Yeah now we got to get in some luggage talk you're right. Yeah. Yeah. Oh baby. The fans love the luggage. Yeah. Loose but hold. It's so you guys really like luggage talk. Yes. Yes. See the thing you don't understand about luggage Blake is we all have luggage. You're in the airport. You're looking at the quality products. Hamsonite.

Yeah, that's what I'm rocking right now. I'm rocking Samsonite right now. You're Samsonite? I'm Samsonite. I just want you to come to Bedford with. I came to Bedford with an away roller pack. Sure. Yeah. And I like it. I'm going to upgrade my lifestyle and get that Ramoa. Okay.

Did the day I kind of forgot how to say it halfway through. Did you notice that? Right. Oh, right. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wow, good. Hey, dude, say less, bro, say less. That's the thing we're saying now. We're saying say less. We're saying say less.

We're trying to say more. It's going to be cool, like the cool youngster. Is this say less? We're trying to say less more. Yes, thank you. Elecately said. So there's going to be a lot of say less. The first time I heard say less, I was doing a podcast

with Carmelo Anthony, the basketball player. Okay. Yeah, not the chef. Not the architect. The bee baller. Yeah, the bee baller. I mean, the last day, Carmelo? Yes, that's hot.

So it's like a tasty treat. Yeah, it would be a chocolate tier. For sure, it's chocolate tier. Desert kings. I'll just, Carmel and Marshmello, that's all he works with. For sure it's chocolate here. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Desert Kings. I'll just Carmel and Marshmallows. That's all he works with. That's it. That's it. I think I see what you did there, dog. Oh, yeah, dude, I'm waiting to that party. The Sage Comedy Brains. Like, say less. Sorry.

So you're with Carmelo Anthony the basketball player. Oh right. Yes, there's say more. Remind me of what I was talking about. I was like, I don't know more. I'm asking. And then I'm like telling a story and he goes, say less. And it's like over zoom, right?

And so I'm like, okay, fuck. Yeah, whoops, it might have been a ram on your podcast. It was like also, I felt uncomfortable because it was like, you had to have like a wine that you're drinking and I'm not much of a wine guy. So I was like, I just had like garbage wine that I got from like a gas station. Dude, you could just hold a buzz ball

like a wine glass in today. Oh wow. Yeah, I didn't think of that. You know what, dude? That's a good product. If you had a stem on that, that would be epic for the buzz ball like a wine glass. Wow. You know what, dude? That's a good product. If you had a stem on that, that would be epic for the buzz ball. That would really class up the buzz ball. If you could set that buzz ball down.

Oh, what year is that? You're like, oh, what year is that? Right. Ah, in rare! Oh, no, it's in rare! It's toxic! It's toxic! And for the, like, kind of sowers, what flavor is your buzz ball?

This is a legendary, it's crann blaster. Crann dude, that sounds like something like the first guy that figure band, like eighth grade. Right. Or like the gay to little hot guy. So what did you guys do anything? I crann blastered her. Whoa.

That's like a... That's like a... Give them a ball. The best artisan kindergarten? Yeah, okay. So what did you guys do anything? I crammed last inter. Whoa. That's like a... That's like a... The best artisan kindergarten? Yeah, okay. I'll give you the first points of the tour, baby. Yes, boys. That's big.

That's big. Yes, boys. Oh, right. Well, I saw her back in a cheat. I remember where I was when Adam got his first point in the tour. He said, Fran Blaster. I literally just repeated what you just said and mentioned finger banging. All right, now go play with your sister.

This is in the future when, yeah. Like daddy. When did you meet mommy? I read about points in my history book at school. Tell me more. That's a good book right there. I'll tell you what. Well, it was a podcast and they stole a bunch of other bits from other TV shows.

It was kind of just like pop culture. It was just like, it's just, it's like, Bill and Ted's accident adventure. We're like, they find out in the future, they changed the world. Oh, shit. Is that a wild stallion? Wow, that's bold.

Are we changing the world? And Blake, you can hit it whenever you want. Oh, what? It's science. It's not that, but what did you, it's got you. 69, 10. Oh yeah, god. Oh yeah, god.

Yeah, no. I mean, it's not, it's not like totally crazy for me to say that Bill and Ted bogus journey number two is better than number one, right? Okay, are we getting into this? That is one of the rare sequels that might be better, yeah. I think it's, they hang out with desks the whole time right and that actor Who does like the naked yoga in the beginning of die hard to oh that guy rock he's great my favorite is the new one Where both Bill and Ted look like a melted candle

Really all no matter how much makeup they put off what is it called like turn back the clock or something? Fuck if I know dude. I cannot believe Keanu did that. I'm like homey. Oh, that's how you know it's a homie He wants it. He wants to do that. Keanu's like now with winter Alex winter. He rolls bill or Ted Is that his name Alex winter? Yeah, I think that's Ted or Bill. It's Bill kind of a tough name. Bill Esquire and Ted Theater Logan. Yeah. Thank you. Well, thank you.

Point. Actually, I'll give points for true knowledge. Yes, points. Oh. Points for true knowledge is a new take. What are my kids' birthdays? Is right now? Anyway, no, I said I don't know my kids' birthdays,

but I know Ted Theater Logan. Oh, yeah. Holy shit, but I know Ted Theater Logan. Oh yeah. Holy shit, it's my son's birthday. Yeah. I knew there was something. I knew there was a big event. I thought he was it. Got it right back.

That was important. It's OK. We're going to go. We're going to go. Yeah. It's OK. A 10th birthday isn't a big part of a child's life. No, 10th birthday.

I don't even think kids remember anything until like 11. Right. I hope. Yeah. I mean, he should have more. Well, do you recall your first memory? Your first memory? I kinda, I'm a d-

Oh, we get it. He's doing a fricking rock, dude. I know, I mean. Well, my first memory, I was crawling. You made them all be crawling. This is interesting. This is interesting. If you think about it, if you think about it, Snacky Grandma!

Do you have a first memory? I know my earliest dream. I know my first memory. And it's worse. No, no, no. I remember this dream because it was terrifying. OK, let's hear the dream. It was like this girl from school,

I knew Cheryl McGee broke into my house. Oh, shit. And chase me into my backyard and she turned into a werewolf. Wow. And what was her name? Cheryl McGee. It's not Cheryl. Shadow, Cheryl. I believe she had a twin brother named Terrell. And what was her name? Chorrell McGee. LAUGHTER Shadow Marell.

Shadow Marell. Do you see a twin brother named Chorrell? I feel like Durse is like, you're the Theo Vaughan of our podcast. Where it seems like any time you talk about your childhood, it seems made up and crazy because it's... But this was a dream. Yeah. But it's...

It was Chorrell. Yeah, it's Chorrell McGee a dream? No, she's very real. Well, that's the fucking weirdest part of the story So that's insane me hold up the weird little points kind of trip I just don't judge as a twin brother named torel torel McGee like it's wild Torel and torel I mean I So what happened to have to be have the stream I'm just saying I I thought the werewolf do you love him early? No, no, no the werewolf fucks me

Wow that's rock Nice B-series yes Thanks for a full No, I think that that I don't know if that's my earliest memory, but that's from when I was like six Yeah, so so they don't so it's like you don't I think mine was my brother was like three. I was five Okay, no, I had to have been four. Wait, so who was the werewolf? There was no werewolf here, but I did get in trouble

I remember it I got in trouble by my mom because I drew fucking cat whiskers on my little bro, dude So there was a werewolf Where cat and my mom got really really mad and I didn't understand because I was so proud of what I had just done to my brother Yeah, right. I'm sorry. Oh you you shamed your brother. I know he was will He was pretty tight. He was doing that in your little six years old. That's pretty tight. He was hella pumped on being a cat.

My mom was not pumped on being a cat. What is she fucking care? Yeah, was your mom got against your brother? What a fucking layoff. You're fucking mom. Talk to my mom, man. I don't know. I don't know why she laid me on the table.

Oh, dude, you need to stand up to her. This isn't Pamela. Come on down here. We'd like to... Mom! You want it? Let's yell! Oh, boy. So you have control for painting, like,

four or five, six lines on your brother's face? No, I think it was like orange and black. It was like tiger. It was more than a cat. It was a tiger. I was like, a full face paint. Well, now I feel like you're making up the story. No, you're like, it actually is really good art that I know.

Yeah. I was really excited. I was a really good artist in my room. It was an airbrush. It was a rendition. It was a rendition of Mufasa. Keep herring sod and then started drawing the same way as me. Yeah, it's true.

It's true. That's how I remember it. And who is keep hearing? Another guy you want to high school with? He's a very famous artist. I don't know who that is. Dude can help me out. I don't think so, bitch. No, he's not another.

I don't know who he is. He's the New York guy. He's a squiggle guy. Dude, every New York guy is a squiggle guy, right? Yeah, I fuck New York. Savings, Savings, Savings. Yeah! Fuck it!

That being said, we will be doing a show there. We are going to be in the B.C. Nice to meet people everywhere, almost, right? And, uh, Big Shot, to that guy, there was a guy that just walked back stage and walked into our dressing room. There he is. I read your little question and he drove from New York. Oh, he bought tickets before we released the New York dates and I apologized.

Yeah, right. Big Shot Out. But also, you know, kind of tied that he just walked back in our dressing room. I do feel like that's arm gonna die Thanks, I know I was gonna say thank you for not murdering us Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I Could have went for a break you were really cool about it. Hey first audience points. Yes points Don't do that. Don't those are props. It's gonna get out Don't do that. Don't. Those are props. It's gonna get out of here. Say less.

Just say less. All of us should say less, okay? Okay. On three. Say less. One, two, three. Say less. Are we all saying less? We're saying less on three.

Meaning we're not saying, say, we're not saying anything. We're not saying anything. We're gonna say less, like the word less on three. Or you want us to sit in silence in for a baby. Yeah, what are my goals? Are you scared of silence? No, why are you petrified? You want to talk about my first childhood memory? We get you luggage, bitch. Well, we know that this was just a big you set it up so you could tell the story. I know Blake. It's going to be epic. Look at him.

Look at him go back in his own mind. If I don't Blake, this is an epic story. So I'm pretty slow. I set this up to learn about my brother. Yes, there is, well done, points. Say less. More, sorry. Less.

Blake, memory. Sorry. What was yours? Did we get to anybody besides me and Kyle? My dream, Kyle's real life. Well, I have one in the fucking chamber, but I'm waiting for Blake's epic story. It's not gonna be epic.

I'm sure I can't even remember last month. Dude, you just geared up what happened. I don't want to talk about it. Hold on a second, you just said like, what about me? What about Blake? And now you're throwing it away. And suddenly you're saying, let's put the spotlight on him. Yeah, can we get a spotlight on him?

Can we get the spotlight on him? Yeah, spotlight here, please. And bring the rest down. Yeah, let's get the lights down in a spotlight on him. The official Bud Light spotlight on my man here. Which I need a Bud Light, Isaac. Isaac, take off your pants and bring a Blake a Bud Light Spotlight on my man here. Which I need a Bud Light Isaac. Oh, Isaac take off your pants and bring a Blake a Bud Light. Whoa, this got real moody.

Isaac bring a bunch of beer please. Bring a bunch of beer. Tell your story. This is Isaac our manager everybody. Oh, what's up with the spot light or something? Yeah, I'm golden. Take one of the whole. Guys been sober for like 10 years Isaac just has something once a beer Yeah, no herbison front of you guys who wants beer?

Our manager knows us really well. Yeah, barely talk. Yes, you want a shot? Hey Yes, you want a shot hey Okay You're still under the spotlight you want a eager story God you want to stay so much I feel like I told my my first memory about he's gonna puke He's cycling through so much, bro. You gotta realize I'm the only one up here from a divorce home, dude. Oh, whoa. Dude, that's so fucking sorry. Dude, it is true.

I honestly, I do find it weird that I'm the only one who's fucking cool as fucking my parents. Yeah, but still, When we talk about it, when you're not around, like, we say... Take the spotlight off me asshole! LAUGHTER So really, like, you don't have one story... Not one. ...earliest memory.

Like, you had a bonus... You have a bonus mom learning to ride a bonus store. You have, like, extra parents. That's more stories. Yeah, I do. We... Like, I wish I had more parents for more stories. Yeah, I do. We like I wish I had more parents for more stories. Yeah, more points of view. Funnier topics. Yeah, Adam, be careful what you wish for. That's cool. Now, Dennis and Penny, they're in too deep. But what that's true.

But what if your mom calls you and she's like, I married an old orgy of people. Wait, what did you say? I would go say less. Mom, say less. So you don't have one. I went through, okay. So remember I told you guys that I played T-Ball and there was a guy on the team named Will Clark, literally the name of a professional baseball player and I wasn't very good at batting and when I was walking up to home Plate he's on my team. Hi, you're like 1314. No, no, I'm like eight We the bully story wasn't it isn't he your bully? Yeah, I remember my bullies and I write their names down Your first memory is also your bully story. Oh yeah, the bitch. Perfect.

Perfect. We don't need to. We don't need the board. We're fine. We got it. All right. So that's my, he's, I'm walking up to the plate. He's on my team and I hear him behind me say, here come just strike out.

And I was like, oh, yeah. But did you strike out? So that's not true. Oh, of course I struck out. On team all, that's impossible. It's not. But with the team, with the actual thing that's holding the ball, and you just couldn't hit it

three times, just stand up. Yeah, I just, I got out. I'm like, I got, I got, fucking aggro. This is less. This whole half the crowd hates God. Sorry. Oh, yeah. crowd hates God. Sorry. Okay. They're saying something a little different than what you said.

Okay. Just say it a little different. Keep blocking them out. We'll see you at the end of the show. Sorry, brother. Fuck it. I noticed Jacob is not in his crib. So I look in and say,

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I want to tell you a story about a friend of mine. Back in the 70s, Peter Ivers moved to LA to start his music career. He scored Ron Howard's directorial debut. I didn't know one thing about Peter Ivers moved to LA to start his music career. He scored Ron Howard's directorial debut. I didn't know one thing about Peter Ivers. I just said, okay. Let's meet him. And even hosted LA Night Cable TV show. It showcased LA punk bands in all their glory.

The crowd started getting bigger and bigger and then there was Beverly Danza. There was John Baloozy. But then it all went to hell. Peter Ivers was murdered on March 3rd, 1983. And it raised a question that 40 years later, we still don't know the answer to. Who killed Peter Ivers? Listen to Peter and the Acid King on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcast

or wherever you get your podcasts. Quick question for everybody here. Do you guys feel that? Do you know what that is? That's the remnants of Mark McGrath who played here last night. Oh yeah. Yeah. Also that that that rock and roll. You feel the the the ground is here with sugar with sugar right and also fastball. Do you remember fastball here? Did anybody here go to that show last night? Are you in the same? Nobody dad?

Bad questions. We have no crossover or no they it's expensive I understand it's like a lot of right exactly We have to have crossover. They have bangers. Uh Barba Grath on work's very cool, very funny. I'm a fan for life. Dude, we have a recording. This song is undeniable, hold on. Everybody is, yeah, yeah, this is fucking. Fuck this is a banger!

Yeah, this is fucking, this is a banger! Hey, hey, hey! Okay, we have to stop that. Yeah, it's a baby boy going, we have to stop. This is a banger! Okay, we have to stop that. Maybe we're going, we have to stop. Maybe it's tonightable, maybe it's tonightable because nobody stood up. No, he stood up. You did. That's the only song me and my wife have sex too. Yeah.

Damn, I'm about to try it out. Every morning when I wake up, honey, where's my phone? Where's my phone? I can't play it. Hang on, Where's my phone? Hey babe. What are you doing down there? Every morning I like to think you got to hit him with a I like to think you got to hit him with the George I like to think your wife's kind of like Al Bundy and married with children. She's like I'll yeah with the beard. Yeah, that is what I'm gonna What's happening currently was soon as I grow up this she was like

Yeah, no sir. I don't like it. Oh, but the beard looks good man. Let's just take a moment and praise the beard. It does. It does. I would like to thank you Kyle. I'm a fan of beards. I've always been a huge proponent of you with a beard. Well, you know what? It was like a couple months ago you guys were kind of giving me shit saying that I can't grow beard Uh-huh, I never said that. I don't think we said that. I think we said you can't grow mustard. I said it. Oh, I'll take it You said you can't grow beard. I said it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, so spotlight on here I said that this beard is pretty on and banging spotlight. Bro, this is spotlight

Can we get the spotlight spotlight please? It's a spotlight Light Spotlight, thank you. Unofficial, unofficial. Shack of Jellig. So my childhood memory. Hot, hot, hot. I was a bully to this kid named Tom Clark. And what?

Wait, you're a Will Clark? You were the butterfly wing flap that sent it the butterfly effect of this dude. No, I remember I was probably like five or six and I ran away from home, but I ran like to my neighbors backyard. Right, right, right, right. Like I crossed the alleyway and I hopped a fan sign on the scenes back yard and I don't know this guy could have been like a fucking surro kill or something because he had these come in. I was like put on this collar going the basement. Look at the way in my lawn. How is it going?

Little boy in my lawn, cut it in. Yeah, he had a cookie on a string that he kept dragging. Yeah. Come on, little boy. No, no, no, no. No, that didn't happen. That was fun to me. And no, he had two kiddie pools.

But this is already worse than the cookie on the string. Yeah, yeah. No, no, not a cookie on the string. Two pools. They're two gasoline. They both filled the water. What's going on there? They were filled with water.

One is water and one is come. Yeah. Oh, he did it. Dude, have I told you the story? Yeah, dude. And you're beard socks. Oh, damn. Uh, so, and you're beard socks. Yeah. Oh, damn. This was pointless. So one was filled with goldfish.

And the other real swimming goldfish, just so I understand. Okay. And the other was filled with turtles. Wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry. Wait, I had it. I just mentioned a person named Sherell McGee. And you're like, Ders' life is crazy. Yeah, that's true. Well, dude, just because you're your high school experience.

That's not the true. You always tell the crazy stories. There's crazy fights happening all the time. People are bringing guns to school. That's not my life. Yeah, just pools of turtles and cold fish. Wait, are you saying cold fish crackers and like caramel turtles? He's saying real fish and real They were yeah, that's what I'm saying. You're saying that it's more normal to have a pond full of blind I'm not saying it's normal I'm saying this is one of my first memories because it's fucking magical right right? Oh, it's good. Oh, it gets magical Okay, okay. Oh, I'm gonna say less. Okay, so if you're a little kid and you run away from home

and you run in the adventure and I packed a little lunch for myself. Nope. And you hop one fence. You gotta find yourself and fucking Willy Walkers animal factory. Okay, all right. Say less.

Don't give me points I wasn't gonna Shut up bitch I can't I want to spill with the goldfish Shut up the trash I have to take all of the My kid brain i was like

I have to put all of these fish Into the goldfish my kid brain. I was like, I have to put all of these fish into the goal. This is like the turtle. It's like a turtle and put them in the I had to flip them. So that's what this guy made you do with the guy.

That's not a kid brain thing either though. So it's just me as a kid being like, this is my mission. I must complete this. Meanwhile, it took me like two hours to do this. Where's the guy? I don't fucking know where the guy is. Kyle, where are you? You just you want to Where's the guy? I don't fucking know where the guy is Kyle. Oh, where are you parents? You want to know where he is? He's busy. Yeah, he's upstairs

He's upstairs with the wifey And so anyways, so anyway Yeah, yeah, and so anyways, so anyway Well the end of the story is my parents were very very worried about me sure and I came home and was in a lot of trouble How did you move the fish from one basin from one pool to the other one? Do you remember that you said base? I meant to say pool I tried for like an hour to get them with my hands and possible to do.

Then I took my shirt off. Smart. So now there's a child in this guy's back in. Hey, we're shirt off. And I would lay the shirt down and then like pick it off slowly and then pull it up. And it worked. You made a man out of your shirt.

That's very, very easy. Yeah. But then I looked insane the same when I came home because I had this wet shirt that I had tied around my head. Yeah. Yeah, and that was one of my first memories. But don't turtle. And the rest is history.

Don't turtles eat goldfish? Yeah, dude. So the other part of the story is that a lot of these fish died. Wait, I don't know if that's the process. Were they snapping turtles. I don't think they were like I don't think turtles eat goldfish Turtles 100% eat goldfish 100% 100% I'm the guy who's on your team and I in your say 100% I'm fairly positive that I'm a fairly positive 100% I'm fairly positive that that turtle's eat goldfish. I'm a fairly positive 100%.

I'm pretty 100% possible that it's goldfish. I think they eat bugs and or like vegetation. I think I fed my turtle's for the lowest fish. I think I'm pretty sure these turtles were murdering these goldfish in front of my young eyes. I think that's the food. I think it's the food. If anything, it makes a better story I think that's the food. I think it's the food.

If anything, it makes a better story, so that's what I'm thinking. I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah. Please, team. Do not confuse the truth with a good story. Okay, but then, so after you come out, why is there so many follow-quatchers at my store?

Well, yours is really interesting. I thought this is the story. You're the one who set up the whole thing and then we were like, oh, yeah, you go. Adam, yours is like a weird preschool saw episode. Yeah, fucking crazy. Like that's weird. Like when you go home and tell your parents that,

does your dad go, well, I gotta go kill them now. Right. Uh, no, I don't think I get that secret. That person had a dungeon for sure. I had a lot of secrets. Yeah. I'm involving me in the neighborhood. Neighborhood.

I hated it. Yeah, where I grew up was crazy. Yeah. I don't know why he had this little, these two little kitty-pills fill-it little animals. Well, my guess is that he had the turtles. He was like, like, um, like, he was farming turtles and he was feeding them the goldfish. These are really charming turtles.

A breeding, breeding is the word I think. Yeah, yeah. Goodbye. Fuck. Fuck. Ah. And then, okay, so, so that explains the turtles. What's your take on the goldfish, Kyle?

That he's feeding the turtles the goldfish. That's their food. But why is he need a big tub for the goldfish? Can't he just keep him in like a bag? Yeah, I suppose so. I don't know what this dude was really cooking. Well, maybe he cares what I think. Maybe when he was buying the kitty pool,

they slip inside of each other. He picked up two by accident. Okay. And then he got home to guy has to I'm on to this is sad logic. Before when when he was there and you rolled up was he like you know sometimes by accident things slip inside Like I said I did not talk to this guy It could have been a woman that only has. I know I know.

Oh, yeah, that's true. Yeah, it was. It was an old woman. The moral of the story is just don't run away. Yeah. Yeah, the moral. That's a really, that's really awesome. And like, I don't know if you guys can pick up on this.

This is more of an educational thing that we're doing. Well, what's funny about this is Blake's Blake. Blake, we never play in what we're gonna do on the podcast as you can probably tell. I know. You know, they're like, say less. Blake before we're backstage in Hey Goes, we should talk about when we got our first boners.

You say that? Did you say that? Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh- Will Clark. Okay. It's a save. Okay. It's a story. Is this first memory? Is this first phone number? He said, this kid's going to strike out and I say, I got a rock. Broom. Broom. Daning it.

Arrr. No, I know my first bone. Arrr. Arrr. Arrr. Arrr. It was for sure full one. You have to say.

That's the funny thing is we act like we have to say. Are you telling me to say less? That's your, no, it's easy. It's an easy one I Remember it well is Roger Rabbit is Jessica Rabbit. I saw Jessica Rabbit And I Mean Jessica Rabbit was too hot for TV. Oh my god What were they doing to us this kids? I don't know.

That was crazy. That's the mechus, right? Well that was in two more kids. That was for the guys that took off. First off, it was before people jerked off to anime? Yeah, right, right, right, right. It's the same time. The same time.

But there was so much about that that was just hot as fuck, though. OK, what the spot was? I think we found that type of guy that jerks off the anime for. Yeah. Hentai, I think it's called Hentai. Oh, though. Okay, what the spot was. Wait, I think we found that type of guy that turned tough to get him a pork. Yeah, Hentai, I think it's called Hentai. Oh, sorry. Hentai. I didn't mean to offend you, Kyle. I just want you to use the right words.

You get on me for saying basin, you get on me for saying breed. I want you to say Hentai. He's an Hentai guy. Well, I'm saying part of what was crazy is like, okay, Jessica Rab is like undeniably one of the hottest chicks of the frickin world. Right?

I think that's the joke. The fact that she have like the one I covered and she's got some people. When a girl has one eye. Dude, I think I remember it early in the air. I can't speak for all men. If a woman has one eye. And by the way, if you do have one eye, like.

I forgot to give you a baby, you. Yeah, you're super sure of it. Yeah, I'm for a baby. And I'll talk to me. I remember every time I would draw a woman. Oh my gosh. This is the first date of the tour. Yeah, I told you we're going to get married.

Wait a minute, they're like, I told you. I told you I'm going to get married. Yeah. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh. That's it. Every time I would draw like to see you. I'm so happy to see you. I'm so happy to see you. I'm so happy to see you. I'm so happy to see you.

I'm so happy to see you. I'm so happy to see you. I'm so happy to see you. I'm so happy to see you. I'm so happy to see you. I'm so happy to see you. I'm so happy to see you. I'm so happy to see you. I would actually like to see that too. We can say that, forgive a woman. I would love to see his artistry

if he can draw a beautiful woman. Maybe for the future, we put up an overhead projector on the writer, so we can just write. Well, I think the other thing that was really hot about Jessica Rabbit, if I can. Oh, great she got it. Well, dude, her guy was Roger Rabbit.

He's just this little guy. I was like, wait a second. It's like you saw yourself as Roger Rabbit. You were a lightning robot. You were a rabbit. That's just this little guy. I was like, wait a second. So you saw yourself. You were a lighter rabbit. That's what's going on here. I wanted to be Roger Rabbit squished me to be like with my head outside of these gigantic displays. I basically Roger Rabbit.

Yeah. Yeah. Steve Rye. That's why I wear yellow pants. Wow. That is it. You were a little bit weird. Yeah, yeah, that's why I wear yellow pants That was one of the first That was also one of like the first scariest things in a movie after. Oh, was the dip. Yes.

Yes. Watching him drop that little shoe in the dip. Well, the poor shoe is so cute. Oh, man. I thought you were talking about boners. Yeah, no. That was a big boner moment, right? The dining shoe?

Oh, I said. I said. I said, why do you say we're enclosed, Doc? Thank you. Why didn't you close? Yeah, no more close. Next time you've got to take off his shirt, right? Next time?

Yeah. Shirt on the ice. There we go. Have his shirt off. Next time he comes back out here. I'm allegedly. Oh, please lay down and kick your feet up. Like you're just like so slow.

That's a good one. That's a good time. Wow. I know this is a good time. I know this is a good time. I know this is a good time. Wow. Wow. I noticed Jacob is not in his crib. So I look in and say, oh, she's not there. So I'm like, OK, they're not there. Unrestorable is a new true crime podcast

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Back in the 70s, Peter Ivers moved to LA to start his music career. He scored Ron Howard's directorial debut. I didn't know one thing about Peter Ivers. I just said, okay. Let's meet him. And even hosted LA Night Cable TV show. It showcased LA punk bands in all their glory. The crowd started getting bigger and bigger and then there was Beverly Danzola. There was John Baloofer. But then it all went to hell. It was murdered.

Peter Ivers was murdered on March 3rd, 1983. And it raised a question that 40 years later, we still don't know the answer to. Who killed Peter Ivers? Listen to Peter and the Acid King on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. So I actually, I didn't realize how insane the story was. And I re-told it to my doctor. I told the story about how my toe fell off in the bathtub.

Right. I love it. And everybody knows it. And so last week, I looked down and I see what I think is a piece of Like wood what do they call a splinter in my foot splinter? Yeah, yeah Exactly small splinter and I pulled on it with with my wife's tweezers and it was a fucking stitch from 28 years ago when I was hit by a cement truck when it was the stitch stich on my little toe. It held my toe together. From the inside. From the inside.

Yeah. And so I had to go to a foot doctor to have him remove it. Because I did just want to yank on it. My rest of my toe just falls off. And so he was like, oh, so you have half the toe here. And I go, yeah, funny story. And then I'd launch into the story about how I jerked off into a bathtub and my toe fell off. Well story about how I jerked off into a bathtub

and my toe fell off. Well, in a bathtub. Well, in a bathtub, because I was crippled. And, uh, man, he didn't like that story. Yeah. He wasn't a fan. He just wanted to. He just thought it was like a little inappropriate or something. I think he thought it was way inappropriate.

Oh, that's fucking whack, dude. I mean, hey, that's what I thought. Dude, the other day. I wasn't even told I was halfway down with the story was I was like, maybe I shouldn't be telling my doctor this. Yeah, but you still got a cap. Yeah, yeah. I had a bump on my ankle the other day.

Damn, dude. Damn, yup. Shit, you all right? Yeah, you see that? You see the bandaid? This motherfucker, the doctor put a needle in there and sucked out fucking shit out of my out of my fucking ankle, bro That's so crazy. Yeah, I haven't

It was fucking like ooze and then it was pink. It was like green and then fucking pink. I got video Oh, yeah, it was fucking So it was ghost busters to coming out of the ankle. That's exactly right the bats up try to eat Oscar and shit Yeah, yeah, what what's up bro did you like twist your ankle or no I just a growth it was a growth it's they they called it a ganglion cyst can you can you guys know that you heard about ganglion cyst that's why I had in my ankle water trash I don't have the board, I can't do it. So I'm just going to do impressions.

Okay, you can do the water trash. Yeah, it was a trip, dude. I just hadn't told you, I just thought I'd... Is this time to tell you that, you know? I like it. That's cool. And does that relate to your first bowler at all, or? No, the only thing I remember about the first bowler

is I was on a top bunk. Always on the top bunk. You got a little, you're away from the crowd. I know I was on a top bunk. I don't remember much. I used to listen to the foot loose tape to go to bed. Kevin Bacon, James. It's like, everybody got a cut foot loose.

That was your night time going to bed music. Yeah. His parents are fucking rock and roll. It was like that. That was your night time going to bed music It was like that and Phantom of the opera just switching back and forth Oh, that's a banger dude Phantom I fuck with fandom boom dude I would listen to the Rudy soundtrack. That was my what's on track Rudy oh Want to remember the name of the Jerry Goldsmith. Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, it's a good. It's a good sign. It's your favorite soundtrack Yeah, I'll put that on if I'm writing you know how you're supposed to listen like soundtracks when you're writing to like

Hope you right but all your stand-up is are about football. Yeah, they're all about being the underdog That's the original score though. That's not the soundtrack Okay, hey Blake are you about done buddy? You checked out for like 15 minutes. I'm looking at his picture and it doesn't look like he should have spent as much time on it. It'll be a nice, it's still like, so. I'm so dude. We should have got him a marker or something. You can't. Wait, but what's crazy now is he's hiding his boner.

He's like, I guess I'm just still drawing down here, but as soon as you drew that hair over the eye, dude, that's actually a really good YouTube hold to fall into. What? What? Like, you fucking join us, or do you have a boner now? No, it's like a stand up stand up stand up stand up Prove that do not talk. Do not talk stand up. What is happening? Do not talk. It's like do not talk stand up. Really? No, this is egg all of you guys. This is very cancelable. All right, what you're doing right now. I'll take it I don't have to do anything. I don't feel comfortable

For sure You're doing right now. I'll take it. I don't have to do anything. I don't feel comfortable, dude. But you, hey guys, you want to see it for sure? Yeah. We're talking about it. Hey Blake, you keep talking about it. Dude, his stall tactics are unreal. Yeah. All right, I think it's. What? Ready?

I think it's good. I think the guy I wish I got him. You were trying to will a boner. You were like, yeah. Can you guys see this? You might have to get a little closer, take it to the apron. All right, I wish he had like a, just hand it,

yeah, maybe hit it with the spotlight, or maybe hand it, and then they'll pass it around. Can you guys, well, at least bring it out to the apron. Up there, A.M. Up there in the balcony, can you see this? Can you see this? I heard yes. Wait, is that, are you saying yes?

They're like great eyes. They have fantastic eyes. Yeah, it's really bad. For those that can't see it, it's really bad. He's talentless. It's a self-portrait. It says age self-sou, go shoulders, just hits. What? Man knows. Like this is really bad for me, dude. Man, hold it. And this took you 15 minutes?

I wasn't gone that long. We clocked ya. Kyle? First bow. Wow. I told ya, all I remember is like Phantom of the Opera, Foot Loose and Top Bunk. I mean, now that you, I mean, for sure, did nice.

Buh-buh-sa! I think it was one of those three. I don't know if they were all together or what a combination. I think it is a combination. But also, there was also the Scramble Spice Channel around that time that really... That's very advanced. Yeah, that's advanced boner was that every that was that was later on in the in the life of the owner but that also was top-unk because I

could go watch it and then run in the other room go up to the top-unk and then you know do my thing what are you talking about when you're jerking off you didn't the first time you got a owner you you knew to jerk off? No, no, I moved on to something like, I know what to do with this. Yerika! Not me, it took me years to figure that out. I was like, I don't know what's happening here. Should I bang it in a door?

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Wouldn't we wouldn't stop talking about let's do it. I don't know man. What is it? What is Botox even? What are you? What is that? No, I mean I know what I'm sure there's a way we know what we're gonna do it We know we can do this we know exactly what it is and we're not gonna explain it to you. Okay, great. Let's do it What is it science? These are these are it's science. These are injectable Collagen there you know it's Botox dude. No, oh Botox is the stuff inside the needle is Botox not collagen I thought it was collagen. There's literally no shut up. We'll get this Charter. Yeah, no, we'll get this. Thank you. Is it collagen or what? She wouldn't you say that she's raising her hand Here, okay, yeah, she's a doctor. You could tell doctor brosards. She's you could tell see the doctor

I would have her talking to my oh my god her face. I'm just getting Adam's got the mic Shut up. Okay shut up bitch. So I'm an infectious disease doctor, but I can tell you I'm an infectious disease doctor. She started the man she made a She made a call it. She's the Wuhan bat. So you're fucking disaster, my guy. It talks in that you get from botulism and botulism can make your muscles so they can't contract. So it's literally the talks in you get

from clostridium botulinum. And it makes it so your muscles can't contract so you can get real scared. I like to see that it's a far out. Very interesting to ask. That's smart answer. Very interesting to think about it. smart answer. Very interesting to think. No, that's cool.

No, I'm on the side of the board. So that makes me think Botox is cooler. You like the Boomer? I think it's cool when someone gives correct and good information and you boo it. Wow, it's fucking very helpful. You're too smart. You're too smart.

It's fucking good. So botox is a good answer. We want Kyle's answer. I like where's the spot ball. I think it's like fucking the pink ooze You're too smart. You're too smart. You're too smart. You're too smart. You're too smart. You're too smart. You're too smart. You're too smart. You're too smart. You're too smart.

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You're too smart. You're too smart. You're too smart. You're too smart. You're too smart. You. She said it's, or she's an infectious disease expert. And what she said was, hang on, what she said is, you know, bot salism. I kind of thought she was a lawyer. I kind of thought she was a lawyer. That's why I think it's- We all know bot salism is and we all understand exactly what that is.

But is it something to do with meat? Is bot salism have something to do with meat? No, I think it has to do with cans. It does. It does. It has something to do with meat? Yes, I think it has to do with cans. What if it does? It has something to do with meat? Yes, I'm not looking over there. Why are you checking it out?

Wow, sorry. Yes, dude. It's me and you. It's meat. It's a meat disease. A rare, I think it is. It's disgusting. It's a meat disease.

It's canned foods. It's canned foods. Yes, I said that. I said that. It's when you have a can. Yes, that's right. And you drop it. No, it's like you can a can that's right and you drop it No, it's like you can get botchalism. You know how you get botchalism you know how you can get botchalism when you do your own

Canning when you do your own jarring so my grandmother was just trying to give us diseases Your whole life was you just a evading murder You had dudes with turtle traps your grandma was trying to give you botulism, it's final destination. My dad takes me in front of a cement truck. I know, I'm just saying that truck guy. Whoa, that's a wrinkle. That's a large that shit support. Is it Q&A time? Yeah, should we have to say attention? Q&A's. Yeah. So we asked you guys to give us some cues so we can give you some A's. This is Anna.

Love you. What are you saying? You want me to go get you? I think he said love gets gone. Yeah, Samsonite, man. Oh yeah. I had to open up my... I had to open up my...

To me, I'm a tome guy. I had to open up my Samsonite case just to fit all. I'm a to me. I had to open up my Samson I case just to fit all the stuff in it. I know you released it a little bit. We're moving on Kyle. I like those. Oh, so you did try to go to the luggage talk. You use the extender. That's why I don't want the remoa. We can't go into luggage talk. Talk time. So much. Stay left. I need the extender. I need the extender. This is the first time we're doing this, we're doing a Q&A. We're doing a lot of doing lots of hot hot questions. We're doing lots.

We're doing lots. So I wish you guys were to sign here, some people sign their names. This person, they did not sign their name. So it says, we all know the derrers trying to fuck Carl's mom. Fuck it. We all know that. I remember that. But with the derrers actually fuck Kyle's mom.

Whoa! Whoa! Would you fuck my mom cover your ears? Would you fuck Pamela's hot ass? I'm a dude out of respect for Pamela. Thanks. I can see her. Only if she asks me to.

Okay. Don't. And that is respectful. That is respectful. Anytime. That is respectful. Oh my god. I don't know what she would say. Who has the most of the four of us? She's the CEO's one. I'll say that. Yeah, I don't say that I don't like this question Way too much all I'm saying is central my love Okay, so Dursdursdursd. Besides the Olympics and Nike commercials. There's nothing besides the Olympics, right?

You guys swim in! Nike Grimmel! Yeah. Ders besides the Olympics. Besides the Olympics and Nike commercial, what movie or movie scene has made you cry? Or TV? And that is Katie Donahue, second row.

Katie Donahue for you at Boys in the Hood. Next question. Wow. Wait, is that the hood. Next question. Wow. Wait, is that the one where he's like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was the first time I cried in a movie I think.

Who is doing the crying? Cuba. Cuba. He's, yeah. They do a really funny thing and don't be a menace to start it. They do. He's like doing that and he's like knocking everybody out. Yeah.

You got it. But yeah. There you got it. I was that. But yeah. There you have it. What's up? Right. I had that one on the table. Because it's the one time it happened. OK.

OK, so which episode of Workaholics was your favorite? Oh, I should all give one. Like favorite to watch or to film? Dude, it's got to be just to watch. It's like, it's's gotta be the first the first one because it kicked it all fucking off yeah yeah and that wasn't title pissing shit and perfect Comedy Central was like you wanted to be called

pissing shit they asked us that question like 25 times you know what was cool about the first one pissing shit we're like on they're like well because remember we wanted a shit we wanted our careers to be based, piss and shit, we're like, on, they're like, okay. Well, because remember, we wanted our careers to be based in piss and shit. Yeah. Hey, look at us now. It happened. That's kind of tight. Mowners in Mosbul.

That's fucking tight. Remember that time in the last dance, the Michael Jordan documentary? Yeah. That, that security guard, he goes. Yeah, that guy rocks. Uh, I would say my favorite was office campout in the first, when we all do mushrooms. Yeah, that's a heater. Yeah, that was a, that was a, that was a banger episode.

I felt like we found our rhythm in that, in that episode. That episode? Yeah, that like, broed some real action, sure. Uh, I think I like I like, I like good morning where Homegirl dies. Oh, yeah. Because that teaser is just great. She's dead and we're like, you know, putting shit all over.

But I was just remembering Blake's performance and the one where we went back to high school. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, college. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Where we went to a college and Blake was being tricked into doing like a porno. Oh, oh yeah, yes. And that was like Blake's acting. Like just the best. That was the one where I, people still yell this

to me all the time where, mommy's don't make pornoes, mommy's make ham sandwiches. Yeah, that's okay. Don't get it. Just true, hopefully. Mommy's don't make pornos. That's called Dorm Days, I think. That was a good one. That's probably the best one.

I think my favorite one, and I think it could have been a fucking movie. And it should have been a movie, fuck, Paramount Plus. Boom! Paramount plus Yeah Yeah, yeah, fuck you needed Ksr asked P plus Unless you asked me to do anything else. Yeah, any movie you green light We're in baby, but we're the hell is forgiven, but right now fucking yeah, fuck here I really liked

Business trip when we go on the business trip. Oh, that's the Alice and the check-in desk turns to Jello. Yeah, yeah, I remember we were very proud of that Bro, that was and Carlisle really full of those doing this shit I would love to see the features. I love to see the leak try to pull this off. Oh, yeah, they couldn't. They couldn't. They wouldn't. We were fucking maven. They got stupid hearted bricks.

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I'm going to come. I'm gonna come. I gotta say, that's tough. It's not. It's bangbuzz. Oh, no, it's casting couch. Well, Blake, you're a producer, so that makes you a creep. Yeah. I think it's bangbuzz.

Here's what I'll say. They're both like, there's like the undertone of sadness to all of them But the thing about bang buses that it's it's more clearly fake and some of the casting couch You were tricked by some of the acting in the casting couch really good wait a minute This seems real. Hey, let's just say they got the part of it. I think I think this one's been a real What? Lugage talk. Lugage talk. We did it, man.

What else do you want us to say? I tried to talk more about the little extender and Adam did it, and then we got yelled at. I'm trying, bro. See Kyle after. I appreciate the passion. Yeah, I'll talk all day about Sam's and I. So you're going bang bus. And also back. I appreciate the passion. Yeah, I'll talk all day about Sam's and I. Sam's my guy. So you're going bang bus.

And also back the day we were going to bang bus like spoof video, I guess you'd call it. Right? Yeah, we were trying to do bang bus and we're in the back and we're like, yeah, we're going to fuck some chicks, yeah. And then we actually pick up a girl, and then we're just dead silent and very respectful. Yeah. Yeah, sir.

We're drinking a ride, huh? We're like, oh, has that always been a cheesecake back? You know. Wow, right. Actually, has that always been a sizzler? That's right. And then she goes, yeah, it has. Oh, cool.

Yeah. Yeah, that's cool. And that kind of sucks on IMDB. I know when I see it's like, oh, yeah, they put it on. It's like on the thing. It's like this one that you know, shadows, this workaholics, and then bang bus. And I'm like, why is that?

Yeah, so they're like, the director of bang bus. Yeah, they think like, I am a star of bang bus. Right, it's kind of tight. It's kind of wild that that's It's cool to have that credit Yeah, whatever it is Whatever it is, the credits man Yeah

Next question Next question Are the rumors true Is Kyle the Delta shitter Oh Toxicity, yes Toxicity Tee in the city, baby.

I don't even know if I know what that means. The cops, that way. Do you know the guy, they had to ground the flight because somebody had explosive diarrhea. And they shit down the whole aisle of the plane, dude. I think our news algorithms are different. I don't know what that is, but that's cool. You don't?

Oh, dude. They had to ground the plane because it's too toxic to fly in the video is true It's like he walks. Yeah, I don't see a toxic. I need to know. Yes. Can you eat it? Can you eat it? Can you eat it? Can you eat it? Can you inject it in your face to look younger because I'll fucking do it? Okay, yeah, it's a real simple process. They put diarrhea in your face and it makes you younger, but it's your own diarrhea. Oh, okay, okay, all right That makes sense. I told you it's educational You got one heads up Nice, bro. This is this is from the homey that walk back stage earlier. He goes hey guys. I'm wasting my question

I don't know why you put question in I of course. I guess this is not a question. Yeah, congrats on the tour. I'm a 10 plus year fan religiously. I drove four hours from New York and bought before you release the other dates. Please tell me where the after party is or if we can chill for 10 minutes. Yeah.

Yeah. We don't know. Yes, sir. We don't know. Yes, sir. We don't know. So we're a deep cut. A PS Kyle, I lost 100 pounds last year. Wow.

Way to go, man. Lean in me, baby. Where you going, buddy? You're killing it lately. Get your shirt off. You were a fat fuck before? Hey, hey, what? What the fuck did you say, bro?

Oh, shit! I was chill up until that last comment. Hold me back. Hey, wait, who? Hey, wait, Kyle, no, I didn't say that. I misread that. He didn't say that. Oh.

Oh. Let's play disc golf when you're in New York. All right, hold me back. Okay, yeah. I like that. Let's go. What is... Look at this card.

Hold that one up. They wrote half of a question and it's raps the entire time. Yeah, they're like, uh-huh. And then they came back with a pretty bad one, which is, what is your favorite song from Pitch Perfect? Blake, go. Very shaggy. Have you ever seen the movie Pitch Perfect? Yes I have, and my favorite song is the song Cups. I don't know if you got that. Oh, you didn't know I knew that.

Good pull, dude. I was trying to do Jimmy Fallon. Maybe do the Clay thing on Jimmy Fallon. And I don't know how to do it. I look like a fucking asshole. By the way, Blake was so excited to prove that he he knew one song. Yes, mine is, please don't stop the music.

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Have you seen Pittsburgh? Yeah. I invited you to the premiere, didn't I? Yeah. Okay. Dude, I saw that movie in the theater. I got paid for a ticket and shit, and I was like... I lied.

Why, dude? Because I was traveling, and I paid for a ticket, and I bought a suit. That's so cool. Because I wanted to see my friend, you know, it was my first friend who made it in Hollywood. Yeah. And who starts with his wonderful face, a big close up on Adam Divine. Please stop the music. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, If you had a twist, any cast members did. Can we get a twist? Is that a mid-to-the-verset? Yeah.

Is it just cast members so it could be, mine would be Robert J'Nirro. Okay. Yeah. Oh. Twist. Ow. What the fuck are you doing?

That's so good. Where did Adam go? Adam, that's great. Ow. Ow. It's fine if you can't. I'm going to get a twist. I'm going to get a twist.

I'm going to get a twist. I'm going to get a twist. I'm going to get a twist. I'm going to get a twist. I'm going to get a twist. Where did I go? Adam, that's great! Ow! Ow! It's fine if you grab my dick, but as soon as you twist it, I don't know what it is. It's a little too much. I don't need you to twist it. But you twisted it. I'm not too much twist. Ow!

You heard my dick. You heard my dick. You heard my dick? Next one. Choose one of the following topics to be off limits on the pot. This is a girl because this hand-rider is real good. Choose one of the following topics to be off limits on the pot forever. Buttholes or come. Oh.

Get the fuck out of here! I'm gonna come. Oh, you are! There's the exit! No, I mean like... Do you not come? No. Why?

Why? No. I'm gonna come. That's art. I mean, I'm sure there's... What's cool about doing this live show is there's like 2,000 people here. There's definitely Some people that have never seen workaholics that don't know the podcast and they're like what the fuck just happened Babe just chill just chill babe. It's date night babe come on show for like 40 year old guys

Just talk about but holes and come for and I don't We didn't really talk about but holes this episode at all. Hey touch come a little bit But we did not yeah loose. We touched come a little bit, but we did not. Yeah, loose. We just touched come a little bit. Yeah, we just barely touched come and we just touched. Tightly. Tightly.

We touched the hole. We had no hole. We talked boners. It's you. If you were Friday, body switched with one of the guys, who would you choose? PS, happy birthday, Marissa. Oh. Oh.

Is that your wife's birthday? No. Not at all. Well, maybe there's a Marissa. Oh, I think Marissa. Is that a Marissa? Is that a Marissa? Because it's not my wife.

Ha! All right. Happy birthday to you. Woo! Way to go. But what was the question? Yeah Way to go, but what was the question if you were to freaky Friday body switch with one of the guys Who would you choose whole bodies I was gonna say Durs yeah, Dursy Bleeds and stuff yeah, yeah, my body is falling apart. Yeah, I'm not choosing Adam's body. No.

I love you, bud, but no way. I don't know. I feel like you guys probably should have picked me, but that's OK. Well, you do have a very tight bond. I will say I saw that in the jacuzzi earlier today. And I was like, wait. He's not messing around.

I was like, say less. I was like, say less. He got me. I was like, where less? He got me. He got me. He got me. Yes, points. Yes. This person wants to know how funny are the ad read outtakes.

We don't try again outtakes. No, those ad reading that. And you could probably hear by how bad some of them are like, oh, these guys don't know how to read yeah Adreads are one take that's all you get I don't know they want to take serious is like better help because I'm like What someone's like gonna blow their brains out? I'm like better help Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is gonna save you you're a loser

Just kidding If you need help get help in fact get better help You're a loser. Better luck next time. Better luck next time. These are jokes. These are jokes. If you need help, get help. In fact, get better help. Right. We love it. We love it. Absolutely.

We love it. We love it. We love it. We love it. We love it. We love it. We love it. We love it.

We love it. We love it. We love it. We love it. We love it. We love it. We love it. We love it. We got to ask the portal needs to open up and we need to there's a wizard back there It looks like a few snuck through from the other dimension. Yeah, oh I guess the next time the portal opens will be sure to ask them. Yes Whenever I notice our VIP poster gift in quotes Wow has the wrong date for tonight show doesn't really And then it says, damn it, Isaac.

Isaac? It does. It does, Isaac. And then he says, damn it, Isaac, that fat bitch. Whoa. Whoa. Oh, man, I'm just like rude about, like, wait. It says, no one would switch bodies with you.

Yeah, yeah. It goes, I read the other card before, and I would never switch bodies with Isaac. Yeah. I hated it. Fire yeah fire him for sure is that why you're giving them away instead of hanging them on the streets Dave and Ashley L want to know that we didn't make the posters and if and if we did they would also be wrong. Probably more wrong than they currently are. They're like, it says July 69th.

It says, it says, Tiffany Haddish? Yeah. Yeah, that's what she's saying on every poster. This was important story in Tiffany Haddish. Oh. And this one's for Blake. What is the meaning of life? Says Will and Pete.

Ooh. There we go. And this one's for Blake. What is the meaning of life says will and Pete? Oh There we go It's it's truly times like this with your best friends just making me Say less Yeah, me and Blake were like really having a kind of a moment It is it's times like this. I'm gonna be looking back on my my D bed. That's deathbed. It's not dick bed Nobody thought dick bed. Nobody thought dick bed I love your brain works, so you're like fuck they're gonna think I met dick bed This is gonna help me I should say something now. Oh my god. I'm gonna be real with you chief

I need better health still hard to withdraw. I get it. Well, and that though those are questions guys That's a little wow and any takebacks any giveaways and epic slants. I'd like to take back I would like to take back when I came at that dude I'd like to do when I stepped in I see comes out here and he's wearing all of his clothes. He's fire. Yeah Oh shit We got some epic giveaways right here. I Mean to be fair. They're not like epic. They're just shirts, but they're pretty fun cool

They're fucking cool. These are tight naked grandma. Wow And this is a this is an actual photo of my grandmother. Nuck-a-grandma. That's an actual photo of my grandmother. That's incredible. That's incredible. Well, I do want to apologize. Oh.

No, I want to take back. Tom Brady. I was kind of like, oh, sure. That was like Sean Brady. That was like Mr. Brady from Brady Bosch. Let me see that on legal. It's one easy now. We're just gonna get these giveaways out of the out. Howie. Howie. Wow dude. Oh, meu Deus! Eu não sei! Eu não sei! Vamos!

Meu Deus! Isso é muito cool! Ok, vamos lá, né? Oh, yeah, do it by shot, yeah? All right, nice shot, you guys. Oh, get it all the way up there, do it, do it. No, that's pretty good. Hey, eyes up here. Watch out, there's your buzz balls balls everybody be aware of these are bus balls I want to take that I was like we're in ball. Well, we're in midferves shout out to midfair bro

I was like this is like the only time where we could have done a runner was like the British are coming Oh But I was like, this is like the only time where we could have done a runner was like, the British are coming. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Very fun. Miss opportunity for sure. So I take.

Is that a take-backer in apology? I do like you're apologizing for that. I'm apologizing. I think that's an apology. And I take back the whole night for not doing that. Well, I would like to thank you guys, not giving you flowers. No. I don't have to say that.

But compliment and a moment of gratitude. Yes, this is a moment of gratitude. This is a moment of gratitude. I would like to thank you guys for coming out and being such a cool supportive crowd for our first show on the tour. First time. I'll see you guys.

Yep. Thank you, man. Absolutely. Accept it and keep it. It's fucking awesome. Thank you guys. Thank you guys for filling the awesome. Thank you guys. Thank you guys for filling the house.

Thank you guys for all the positive energy. You guys fucking are awesome. Yeah. And well, I love seeing everybody. I love it. I think this is another episode of Love This is Important! And for death! The system's broken, I said something's wrong here, you know. Whenever a woman is allowed to kill my two kids.

Unrestorable is a new true crime podcast that investigates the case of Catherine Hoggel, a mother accused of murder. Despite signs that Catherine Hoggle took her tiny children one by one into the night, never to come home again. She has yet to stand trial. Listen to Unrestorable on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. GodCast.