This Is Important - Ep 155: Oh Mah Lort! We’re Live From The Chicago Theater!

Episode Date: September 28, 2023

Live From The Chicago Theater!  Today, this is what's important: Evanstan, floofy hair, Florida, Malort, aliens, Blake breaking his back, diarrhea, Instagram algorithms, Q&A, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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the show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today we talk about double-fisted Chicago Hedgehog. Oh my Lord, we're back again. Yeah, I like this first cut of the diarrhea track, but maybe he had a couple of jingles in there. We gotta start talking about lactating tits more often or something.

Here we go. Start your engines. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM The cause of diarrhea. It could be once in those little round plastic things. Oh, baby. We could cut the balls' music down. Yeah, I think. We're really hyped. Yeah. That was incredibly hyped. I will say that that's the best hype music.

It really is. That felt pretty good. My God, really good. It's really good. It's really good. It's actually too loud. It's actually too loud my watch is saying it's too loud guys yeah we're in a loud environment according to Steve Jobs ghost oh your watch said it's too loud yeah it tells you that what a bit people know I'm talking about. Those seed jobs ghosts, bitch. Me, very tough. Okay, go ahead.

So when you go to like a concert, is it like just go home? Oh, dude. When I go to a concert, I don't really go to concerts. Okay, fair enough. No man. Bro, I got hot. How are you doing in that?

In this, yeah. No, this was a bad choice. Yeah. Yeah. Really, really bad choice, not sure. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot Illinois today. Yes. Yeah, he town. He town. I thought it was so far the way you explained it You're like it's a suburb. It's like not in Chicago. It took us like 15 minutes to get there. Yeah, it's not far That's kind of close. You're basically Kanye dude. You're like in your war chance I'm like not Kanye exactly. You're exactly like Kanye dude. No, hold on a second. I don't know If I know you you're exactly like Kanye. No, hold on a second. I don't know. If I know you, you're exactly like Kanye.

Same views on everything. Wow, dude. If I know anything about you. Then why am I drinking butt light? Brought to you by a butt light. OK. It's a cover. It's a cover.

I don't trust it. No, yeah, they went to my folks house today. Yeah. They all sat in the living room. It was lovely. My parents, my parents hosted us. I don't know where they are to my folks house today. Yeah, sat in the living room. It was lovely. My parents, my parents hosted us. I don't know where they are, but they're here. Your parents are here, which I'm so sorry.

Yeah! Phil, I'm so sorry, Phil and Cheryl. I'm really glad. We're going to talk about butthole. No, no, no. No, no, no, no. Well, I thought we were going to be different tonight. We're going to be so chill.

Yeah, I thought we're going to be different tonight because his parents are here. Yeah. No. Oh, no, we're not, dude.. Yeah, I thought we're gonna be different tonight because his parents are here. Yeah. No. Oh, no, we're not, dude. I know, I know. I know. No, it was dope.

We hit a Buffalo Joe's. Yeah. Yeah, we actually, we saw it, dude. This was kind of funny. We saw it, dude. I went to high school with who now lives on my parents block. And I was like, oh, what up? And he was like, hey, and I go, uh, I'm taking the guys

to Buffalo Joe's. And as we like pull away, they just hear, like, get suicide and I go, I'm taking the guys to Buffalo Joe's and as we like pull away They just hear like get suicide Yeah, which I guess are the flavor of wings we later found out but I thought he was just telling Durs to kill himself I thought he was just like fucking kill yourself He's like there's my buddy Tom. We never liked you around here That's partially true and now you pull up in an Uber black, like a big shot. Stuff to the brim with dudes, not me. Yeah, packed with tons of dude fart.

One dude sitting on the floor. Yeah, one dude's on the floor because there's too many people in this. Fuckin' man. That's just horrible. Took him out of the high school and they had never seen a high school that big before. Dude, your high school looks like a fucking college.

Do my high school so big? His high school since... I love talking about it at 42. I bet it felt bigger when you were a kid, huh? Dude, it did. I knew it. Well, it is huge. I mean, it's...

Have you guys seen Evanston Township High School? Okay. Okay, and is it big? Yeah, it is. It's very big. We can turn this into 45 minutes. I promise you. Wild kids.

Hey, Mike. All right. Bad name for a school. The Wild Kids. Dude. It's debatable. I know where you're coming from. I I get stabbed in yeah, I'm like wild kids mother fucker We're the second we're the second show into our tour and Adam already get stabbed outside Profending disaster my guy

Hey, remember what you said about them kids Oh my God. Hey, remember what you said about them kits? Kit that motherfucker. Man, seeing that thing on your head right now is having flashbacks to when we filmed and you were like in pain riding that bicycle. Oh, well, it's legit, super hard. It's like, they're like real teeth.

Can you hear that? We can't really hear it. We can't hear it. But when he hits it, it makes a little knot sound. Yeah, it kind of hits me in the back of the head and makes me bleed a little. Yeah. It's cool.

That's what the buzz balls were for. Take the pain away. Yeah. This is a full and emotional. Yeah. I'm a little bummed because like that we made that shit up with the bear coat. That was our shit.

Yeah, I like the things though. I like the things. And now shit up with the bear code. That was our shit. Yeah, I like the things. I like the things. And now Taylor Swift wears the bear code. Wait, no love. Now you're gonna get stabbed by Taylor Swift fans. Adam, be careful. With Taylor Swift. No, I'm saying, no, I love Taylor Swift.

Yeah, we all love her. We all love. And if he's Swift, I'm just saying maybe she should show some love if she's wearing our bear code. Name five Taylor Swift songs Oh, one where she's a a bad guy. That's spot. That's five. That's five. Is that her? You're good one. No, she's like bitch. Don't do not stop the music Wait, what one where she's like I'm a slave for you?

Wait a minute. I'm not a good one, but he's swift. Wait a minute. And then one, where she's talking, she's wearing like a fuzzy hat and saying virtual insanity. Oh, right, right, right, right. Shut up, it's an old T-Swift song. And then the fifth one was, I saw the sign. Yeah. That's awesome.

Some of my favorite T-Swift fans, songs. Did it open up your eyes? You lose! It is, I saw it. Some of my favorite T-Swift fans songs did it open up your eyes you lose it is Nice I saw it. I think you were referencing Jameeruquois that what you were thinking the last one Yeah, and then before that it was Wait the first four weren't her My radar went off when you said the fuzzy ad I'm like that's that's your mirror, but I don't, the rest weren't her So, so it's really good to be here in Chicago

No, Blake the rest weren't her dog dude. I didn't know that Dude, I literally said please don't stop the music which is a re-honor song Well, it's which I sang in the first pitch perfect movie. And what did that sound like? Oh, you want to see it? I want to try it. Can you talk about it? You want to see it?

My eyes don't show to them. Please stop the music. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh. Seriously, this is just like every day. He's going. I'm making my way over to my favorite day. He's going. I'm making my way all the time. I'll pay the price.

I got it. He just starts doing it. I'm about to move and shake this dress away. A simple melody. Shut the f**k up. You just be sitting around eating lunch and helping Rick get into it. Hey, hey, you know what, Adam?

Everybody in the balcony see us with this guy's eyes Six of you guys always have a ton of shit in their mustache The fact that you didn't go to a huge high school and you still have that swag is crazy To me to me, you know, I like, I have like a TikTok burner account so I can check out what like the teens are up to. Creepy. Dude, go ahead. I followed your suit, you had one.

Well, I'm not gonna admit it in front of people. Hey dude, right now you gotta hit the, the, Nuck-a-gram all. No, you gotta hit, oh yeah, the bitch. Oh, well, you know that will take me a really long time. I'm like, what do you want to do? Yeah, no, that's gonna take a while.

Yeah, yeah, okay. You were saying about cool sexy dudes. Yeah. They've clicked on TikTok. They're great. I think we could pull that off. Have you seen the TikToks? Where it's just like a bunch of guy with like floppy hair,

like this. Right. And then they just do this and the camera, they just go, you stand up. Yeah, standing up now. Oh, shit. OK. OK.

Hold up. Hold up. This is what kids think are sexy now. And like, hot, hot, hot. Yeah, to me, it's a little sexy. It's sexual. It's super sexual. I don't know if that would have flown at my high school.

No. It was like 2000 kids. Yeah, probably not then. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We really had. Admittedly, those kids are really hot. Fluffy. Wait, what is Fluffy? Because that triggered me, Adam. When I hear Fluffy hair, that's what I was, it was still that mean. And how you found the, oh yeah, the bitch button yet? Oh, sorry. Well, Fluffy hair is one thing. It's a Fluffy hair.

Just do your job. Just do your job. Sorry. You know, I don't know what, oh yeah, the bitch, where it is, am I really? Okay, we're gonna just chill and wait for here. Sorry. You know, I don't know, oh yeah, the bitch. Where is that? We're gonna just chill and wait for this. You're sorry. Just kill some time.

Oh yeah, the bitch. There we go. All right, here he goes, I think he's... No, I didn't find it. No, I can't find it. I think I lost it on the flight. So we've been having fun. This is only the second date of our little tour that we're going on.

We're going to go to like 29 cities. Yeah. Thank you. Which is, you know, fucking absurd. Basically, we're on strikes, we're like, let's go to every city in America. Except for Florida. Fuck Florida. Oh, shit. nobody here likes Florida. Wait don't you guys realize you're over to retire there and we're recording this and they're

gonna hear it. And I'm sorry I know we have fans in Florida they're the good ones. What are you doing now? But fuck that rest of that state. Dude you're gonna get shit. Unless we do decide to go there. It's a good thing. This is the third person who's gonna stab you outside. You're getting stabbed by a wild kid, a swifty, and a flow rider. A flow rider. Apple bottom jeans.

My actual flow rider. How is flow rider? Is flow rider still flow rider? How is he? I don don't know I haven't talked to him in a while Well admittedly when I first saw like his back tattoo it says flow hyphen rider I Think that's the right use of hyphen is it yours? Yeah, yeah That's the right use of hyphen, is it yours? Yeah. Yeah. Dash.

I was like, this guy is a fucking genius. Why? Because it says Florida. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Wait, what? Shut up. Shut up.

Dress. You haven't followed the other guy. I'm either a new commissarious right now. I don't need a ride. Yeah. There you go. be serious right now. I don't even know. I don't even know. Yeah. There you go. And there it is. Sorry, I legit think my brain is like sizzling.

It's like scrambling from the hot-up. Take it off, Blake. I just take it off. Yeah, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just,

I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, just, They want to see it. You got it? Yeah, I think so. That's one of a kind Dude, he looks like that bear they've been viral the other day. It's an agent. Oh Remember that the Ben's over there. Oh I don't know that he needed to but thank you. Thank you. Thank you See now now I don't know I don't know what's going on now. Oh Yeah, but bitch and Durs oh What's going on now? Oh yeah, the ditch. And Durs.

Oh, and he found it. And Durs, are you now bummed that your mom is going to leave your dad for Blake? I mean, it all checks out. Look at this guy. Shale, feel free to claim your prize. He's right here. You know what?

Don't plea-it'll just get confusing for my children. I need to see my dick. Whoa, Blake was a grandpa. Blake was a grandpa? Don't plea it'll just get confusing for my children Whoa, Blake was a grandpa Blake was a grandpa for crossing all the like yeah, it breaks the grandpa That's cool, that's excellent. Who's this guy? I feel like you were born to be a step grandpa Yeah, you would be great at that So fun, dude, you don't meet a lot of like new step-grandpas. Yeah, you don't meet a lot of them. No. My kids already have step-grandpa. They do? Yeah. Is he as cool as Blake or should we? Oh, because yeah, because step-dad is

cool. Step-dad is step-grandpa. Right? Yeah. That's how that tracks it. Yeah. A lot of people have step-grandpas. Right, but that tracks yeah a lot of people have step grandpa's right but they're not as cool as people have them but they're not as young and cool as Blake that's what I'm saying yeah I think we need to normalize they're not 27 hot as fuck basically 40-year-old men dating 70 plus-year-old women fucking fuck it your plus your old woman. Fuck it! Fuck it. I like it.

We'll do a lot. Down here, sense it. Nice. Wow. What a... We've done one show. We were in Boston a couple nights ago. What are you going to say,

Fuck Boston now? We'll find, go for it, Adam. Well, no, basically... I was gonna say that. The trick when you go on tours, you have to say, fuck every other city, but the city you're in.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so so much Boston even though we did have a great time there. Yeah, I've lost my voice already one show and yeah, you do you have the button? No, which one? Oh, yeah, the bench. Dude. You can't call yourself the chairman of the board and then not be ready to take the wheelchair of the board. Oh yeah, man.

Let's say that. Okay, I'll give you points for that. Yes, I don't know. You guys are putting me to task today. Jesus, fuck. Blake, Blake, brother, look at me, dude. I love you, man. Thanks, man. I love you. And are you need this right now? I love you, bro. Thank you. I appreciate that, bro.

But the bitches have found each other. Yeah, the bitches need to just have eye contact for a second. Yeah, man. Just check in, make sure you're good. I feel you. Thank you. I appreciate that. But the bitches have found each other. Yeah, the bitches need to just have eye contact for a second. Yeah, man. Just check in, make sure you're good. I feel good. Yeah, yeah, I feel good. Bitches are cool now. All right, assholes, do your thing. What? This is what we did. Go ahead and assholes, do your thing.

We were doing it. So I just needed to pause for a moment. Oh, and now do your thing? I ordered food. Our manager's last name is Horn, but with an E and H-O-R-N-E. Confusing. So I ordered some food and we're staying at a nice hotel. They won't know which double tree we're at. Yeah, with them hot cookies when you check in.

Yeah, yeah. And I ordered some food and they dropped it off and they go, thank you, Mr. Hornay. Hornay! That is so... Excellent. Do I look like a Frenchman? That's kind of tight.

Is that what language you think that comes from? Yeah. You would just assume Hornay is French? I don't think that sounds French at all. Hornay? Well I guess Gormet, that's kind of French. Is it Gormet French? I don't know, but...

Y'all are so dumb. I would imagine that. I would imagine that. You're a stupid dumb man. What do you think it is? I don't know what I think it is. I guess I guess I'm not. Well for I guess I guess I'm not a real French. This is not a real French word for me.

No, I understand correct it. I said gourmet, dude. I think that's French. I corrected myself. How did you pull that so fast? How did you pull gourmet so fast? I don't like that. When you think of a French word word you just think of an English word But that's what I don't know if it's yeah, I Don't know does it this is interesting. Where does it derive from? I don't know where gourmet comes from a

Gourmet no, is anybody know where the word gourmet comes from? Etymology, I'm worried. There's dumb as we are It's France It's French It's French. It's French. It's French. This mouse just said it's French. It's French. Ratatouille, Ratatouille said it's French. Thank you, whiskers.

See? So Adam, boom, dude, it's French. Nice, dude. Why are you being such an asshole? I know, dude. I just had to try the asshole on I don't see what it felt like a cloak of asshole them try on the asshole I need to see how the asshole felt I need to see how the asshole felt That's a pause what's up? No, I'm just trying to say cool shit now like how we're starting to say like say less and shit

Oh shit now like how we're starting to say like say less and shit. Oh, yeah, I said pause. Pam. We are trying to like up our like cool hip lingo. So we are saying say less a lot more. Right. Which is cool in hip. Is that what say less is? Yeah, say less bro. That's cool. It's a say less. It is cool. It's undeniably cool. Okay, all right, I'm just not, it's, what is, is untimely cool? Undeniably, it's a three-selber word. Yeah. Yeah.

It is. And basically for those of you that much like me up until a few weeks ago, I had never heard it, it just means like, yo, shut the fuck up, you bitch. Right? No. I don't think you bitch It means it goes without saying say less And it's really cool to like say it loud at airport so people here us and they're like look at those cool guys go on that plane It's just a screaming say less to each other.

Yeah, they're like, hey, do you want to water from the Hudson news? Say less. Those guys think they're cool, but they are so choo-ge. No, we'll just do anything for cloud. There you go. We know that about you, Blake. Even knowing the word cloud seems kind of fucking

say who is Who is yeah, oh cloud is sick. I want so much cloud. I want to cloud and check it into my face Do you Blake what else? I wish someone had a skateboard here right now? I could Ollie to see you Ollie. That's what I wish we had right now I could Ollie to see you Ollie. That's what I wish we had right now Hold up, hold up, I bet you Blake could pull it all yeah, I don't think I could No, well not well Probably not yeah doubt it not on a carpet at least that seems isn't it like way easier Yeah, this is where you'd want to do it because like it doesn't roll away you bitch

I remember hey, how do I say this in the nicest way possible? Durs say less. Too much build up for me leaned into a lot. In fact you should say less. You know you should say less leave them alone. I'm gonna say what I want to say. Say less though. I'll say less if I want to say less. Say less amount of things though. Less or amount of things, okay? We're just gonna ring this one out. Yeah, we're ringin' it. Yeah, so yeah, yeah.

Where do we go last night? We went to a cool bar here in Chicago last night. What was it, we got dinner at the Chicago Athletic Club? Yeah, okay. We showed up with headbands and running shoes. We were ready to play some racquetball. And we ate dinner and then we went to the bar there. Big wedding.

Yeah, we were definitely sipping on Merlot. Merlot. Merlot. Oh, they got a couple of cups of Merlot. It's a disaster, my guy. Wait, you guys sip my Lord, or... But it looks like you're holding a whole last cup of my Lord.

Is that... Oh, okay. They shoot it into their van. So here's the deal. My Lord wasn't really a thing when I was living in Chicago land, which is a fun thing that people in LA don't know who exists in the town of land. Is my Lord a new tradition that someone No, it's everyone who just said no is under 35

What is it though? What is it though? I'm not drinking. It's like a look or and everyone says it's like the grossest So it's a liquid. Okay, so every time, the last few times I've been to Chicago over the last like, you know, pre pandemic, so it was like 10 years ago. Planned them. But the last time I was here, people like, you have to drink malor, you have to have some. And not great.

Yeah. Give me a hell of a thought. It was like, what tasty treat is this? And I think it's like, I think it's like Chicagoans being like, look at this motherfucker. Is it an elaborate rank? LA motherfucker. And at that time, he didn't even have a dope ass beard.

So he's not to be trusted. And then they give me this drink. I was like, no one drinks this. Also, doesn't taste as bad as people say either. Okay. What side of the aisle are you on, dude? Huh? Just a second ago, you were talking mad shit on this, Melort.

You said it hasn't been in these streets for long enough. Yeah, and I'm correct. And then somebody tried to tell me, it's over 60 years old. And I'm like, it's all mine. That doesn't mean I've been relevant the whole time. It's new. It's the say less of right now. And I'm very excited for it for the Chicago handshake, the whole thing. Oh, yeah, that shit is fire. It's not that bad. Should we bring it out. We have any muller. I would love to smell it. I would love to smell it. I'm going to finish the entire bottle right here with some cups. If we are about to be our manager, Isaac, and if he comes out here not wearing a shirt,

if he comes out here wearing a shirt, you have to boo him. Okay, boo him, boo him. Boo! Take it off, boo! Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! Take it off!

Take it off! take it off, take it off, take it off. Come on man, who do you do? Come on man, give us a peek at it. Oh, so he's got pink nipples. And professionally he's my manager. Why should I know that? What has he done? Dude, we've seen every...

We've seen every... We've seen every crevass of that pasty white motherfucker's body. Dude, he has some like really ginger features. Yeah. It's all like polar bear fur for chest hair. Come on. Fully white. And what sucks is we obviously all want to see it. Say more.

Say more. Yes. But he won't show us, which sucks for us. is we obviously all want to see it. Say more? Say more, yes. But he won't show us, which sucks for us. Yeah. Well, he'll show us. I ain't shagging you. He's not sure you got that. OK, so are we pouring up the mallort?

Some Jebsons mallort with the tour. Yeah, open it. OK, I'll cheer for that. I just want to read the bottle, though. And do people say, oh, mallort? Like, oh, mallort. Oh, oh'll cheers back. I just want to read the bottle, and do people say, oh my lord. Like, oh my lord. Oh, oh my lord. We're back again.

No, but if no one has said that, what is the lordy? Lordy, Lordy, we're almost four. Listen, what does this mean? It had, Jeppeson's, Malort has the aroma and full-bodied flavor of an unusual botanical. The cause of diarrhea. The fuck does that mean? Aren't you the old Rubeloyed? Yeah, no, I think there's plants in this.

You know like a rotting vegetable? Yeah. That's what it smells like. It's very tasty, savored by two-fisted drinkers. Wait, what? I don't know, man. Wait, the more you read about it, the more I kind of like it. Yeah, wait on the bottle it says double fist, this shit.

That's just rough. This is how it falls off the wagon. He hasn't drank like 10 years. He's like, nah, if I go home. No, just to see, just to see. Just to see things gone. Oh, hey Adam Adam. Poor less. Hey, what?

Yes, points. I got to go. All right. Very nice. Very nice. Adam, you can have mine. Yep. The cause of diary. Like that you've been building for just in case I did want to follow the wagon tonight. What? That's right.

Dude, that's sick. I kind of forgot immediately after. Is this how it would be so funny? I said that. I was the worst friend when you were getting sober because I forgot for, I still forgot. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

It wasn't for 10 years. I'm like, here, do you want to chug this glass of vodka? And you're like, no. I've been 10 years, brother. I haven't had a drink. Weird. Cheers, guys. Yeah.

Yeah. Thanks. Cheers to the Chicago Theater and all of you guys. Thanks for coming out. We're having a blast already. Yes, you guys rock. I noticed Jacob is not in his crib. So I look in and say, oh, she's not there, so I'm like, okay, they're not there.

Unrestorable is a new true crime podcast that investigates the case of Catherine Hoggel, a mother accused of murder. I'm thinking, you know, like, what's going on? Like, this is insane. Like, where are my kids? But despite signs that Catherine Hoggel took her tiny children one by one into the night, never to come home again, she has yet to stand trial. Because soon after her children went missing, she was declared incompetent to stand trial.

You know, when I would ask her, her engagement was up in the body of the remaining confidence. And then I would say, well, who advised you should throw you know, I would ask her her engagement was I've been invited to remain in common and then I would say well who advice you should throw you know I can't tell you that. In Maryland if the defendant is found incompetent and can't be restored to competency their felony charges are dismissed after five years. So as the clock counts down Catherine's charges on the verge of being dismissed. Will a grieving dad ever get justice? Listen to Unrestorable on the iHeartRadio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Penelope Spheras. I'm a film director. I want to tell you a story about a friend of mine.

Back in the 70s Peter Ivers moved to LA to start his music career. He scored Ron Howard's directorial debut. I didn't know one thing about Peter Ivers. I just said, okay. Let's meet him. And even hosted LA Night Cable TV show. It showcased LA punk bands in all their glory. The crowd started getting bigger and bigger and then then there was Beverly Danzolani.

There was John Baloofy. But then it all went to hell. It was murdered. Peter Ivers was murdered on March 3, 1983, and it raised a question that 40 years later, we still don't know the answer to. Who killed Peter Ivers? Listen to Peter and the Acid King on the iHeart Radio app Apple Podcast or

wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Mo Raka and I'm excited to announce season 4 of my podcast, Mo Bituaries. I've got a whole new bunch of stories to share with you about the most fascinating people and things who are no longer with us. From famous figures who died on the very same day to the things I wish would die like buffets. People actually take little tastes along the way with their fingers. Oh, they do. Oh no, I'm so sorry.

Do you need a minute? This is the only interview where I've needed a spit bucket. I'm so sorry. We'll tell you about the singer who helped define cool. And the sports world's very first superstar. To call Jim Thorpe the greatest athlete in American history is not a stretch because no athlete before a sincestown, what he did. Listen to Mobituaries with Moroca on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcasts. Oh my god, the botanicals. The rotten botanicals are for two-fisted drinkers. Botangling me. Is it two-fisted because as soon as you drink it you're just like, you're in a bunch of wall. I didn't argue that. Is that what you're talking about?

Look at how hard he's flexed. That's what he felt. Dude, we all know what he's doing. I'm out here speaking my truth and trying to get a little cloud out of this situation, bro. There you go. Damn, that shit is interesting. Yeah, describe it. It's unusual.

They say it right on the bottle. They're like, you won't know how to explain it. Right. Somehow, if Yeager Meister was different and also worse, but maybe also better. Right. It says that. Yeah.

I feel like, actually, I think what that is, is if you only drink Yeager Meister and you piss into a toilet, that's your year. Oh, that's the filtering process of the mallort. Yes, so that's a lot. Like the man has to weigh 300 pounds. I'm imagine a big beefy boy. A Willy Wonka's like Chocofactory,

where there's just Umbaloompas slamming egg or eating into the river. Yeah. And then this movie I would like to see is like a hard r. And Blake is Mike Am a lord and he's like He acts like he's crippled and then does it summer salt wait Why am I letting in every bottle? There's a golden shower

But in order to open it's it's all with bottle caps in order to open it He has to shove his asshole. He has to he has to shove it up his asshole in order to open it, he has to shove it up his asshole. He has to. He has to shove it up his asshole. Okay, guys, and this is the creative minds behind Workaholics. This is how we get there. This is how the magic happened.

I'm taking our right-hand throw. Loose butthole. This is on-hole. Loose butthole. That was the best. I'm not sure. While shooting Workaholics, especially when we started, it was like, I don't know, maybe the fifth,

second or third episode that we said tight butthole. And how early on people were just, you're out in the grocery store, buying some, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, yeah, baby and someone just is like tight-butt hall Yeah, it's fucked up Right, it's like equally like endearing and like amazing and you feel the love and at the same time You're so embarrassed and it's just hard. It's hard to explain to your parents because when people did you just like Crusher testicles will happen You I did you felt the deal? I don't want to, yeah.

What just happened? Dude, I crushed my testicle. He was saying right before we came out, he was like, these pants are kind of fit and weird. I don't know what's going on. Well, I'm fat as fuck now. I don't know if you guys have noticed. Hey, come on, man.

Be nice to you. Yeah. I weigh more than you, dude. You're not, dude. I got a good shot. You're just fat. I can't stop eating. Your boobs are huge. No, Ders has the nice taste in our crew. Let's not get it twisted. Whoa. That twisted. No, I'm not twisted. Dude, when I used to hang out with my

folks, they'd be like, yo, where's the rape van? That's right. That's not very fun when you got like a four and a two-year-old kicking away. You're just holding two little kids hands, and then where's the rate van? Did you show up in the rate van, bro? You parked outside? Oh, no. That's funny.

Yeah. That's life. It's pretty funny back then, though. Where's that slide? Oh, just now. All right. What do you pissed about? That I'm not drinking more my lord, baby Do you really want more? Are you just saying are you just saying that or I'll take a little more My lord I

I wouldn't just say that Because a bunch of people that I want their freaking love or staring at me. I just want to say If you drink anymore, it's not gonna be Chicago handshake anymore. Just Chicago hand job. Oh Double-fisted Chicago hands up Ziggy Z Oh, Lord. Oh, my Lord. Lordy Lordy. It gets better.

Lordy Lordy, dude. When we go to the Rainforest Cafe after this, they're kicking your ass out. There's no doubt in my mind, dude. I do love that there is that the last remaining for us cafe. All the other rain forests have been cut down. Oh, shit. Yeah. Crazy. We drove past a rain forest cafe here in Chicago. And I was like, whoa, I thought those died in like 1999.

Yeah. But evidently, the Chicago Land Area loves some rainforests cafe. Oh yeah. Chicago. It's close. I love it. They're calling us hos. We're not hos.

It's close. We're married men. We're not hos. I think they're saying it's closed. What? They're saying it turned into a low. And now the saying show your chest. Guys.

Oh. Oh. Oh. OK, so it's close. It sucks. Why is it still adorned with, it's still very rare. Dirtro. Yeah, that's not fair. They should definitely take the giant mushroom and like gorilla down.

After this, let's all go and tear the animals off the rainforest. Dude, how would you imagine? that's how we all get arrested Imagine they live like a gang of like 4,000 people To the old rain forest cafe and vandalized it they just are freeing the animals They just blew through Mexican Independence day and went straight for the rain for his half-day. It was going off last night. It was going off.

It was going off. I was like, they're really independent. Oh hell yeah dude. But you know to be honest I'm a little peved with Mexico right now. I'm saying, say last. Wait, whoa, they're like cut his mic. Cut his mic. This is it.

No, no, no guys will come. No, No, no, no, I want to hear it. Yeah, me too actually you you went out of your way though say something. What's good? But do you think? Pro the fucking aliens they presented us a couple days ago. What the fuck was that? What about it? Is that the dust thing? Is that the little little fucking the little paper mache? Fucking that guy's fucking sick. What is the story between? The last thing is that we can't do that. The little fucking... The little paper mache, fucking...

That guy's fucking sick. What is the story between... I'm just like... Aim between it. What's the story between it? I feel like the nations came together and they're like, yo, we're gonna do this sick ass alien rollout. The United Nations stirs, what else?

Come on. They're like, we're gonna do this sick little alien rollout. And like, okay, U.S. is like, okay, we're gonna drop some footage and say, like, we didn't know what that was. And then Mexico's like, fuck it, we actually have bodies. We have bodies. And so you have beef with them? Are algorithms are different? My algorithm is mostly just teenagers fighting in high school bathrooms.

I swear, I look at my Instagram is just teenagers fighting in bathroom. It's kind of tight. It is tight. So you're saying that Mexico has an alien, doesn't look like what we think is an alien? It looks like a little dust dude that is like, it looks like when ET was getting sniffed by the raccoons. Yeah. Dude, and they like, it was like an official presentation. Like, it was like, these are aliens.

But this is right after, didn't it, wasn't there a whole like back and forth with aliens? Like, there are real a couple of months ago and now they're not, is there? Right, they're like, like, maybe fighter pilots said they hate. The ones that moved around like that. They were like, I don't know exactly how they moved. You know what I mean?

And see, this is why I'm confused, why like CNN or Fox News or whoever, having contacted us to be the new anchors. Well, right, because I saw something flying around like this. And I was told that that was an alien thing, right? The way we succinctly describe something. Yeah, that everywhere can follow. It's, but then they said, then they said, no, no aliens. It's gone.

It's not real. It's not real, band. That's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. I got that one pretty quick. And then Mexico came up that mark, mark, mark, mark,

mark, mark, he's got a sting on his I just like finish so That Mexico said here's a little dust dude and this is this is from another planet. Yes, they said this is like not Of this earth don't do that for him By the itch you want to see it? Nobody. This is how he breaks backs, okay? I'm just putting it there.

I'm not saying you have to. I wonder how much malored it would take you to break your back again for this nice crowd. Yeah, see that's what I'm talking about. Because Blake does get bullied into doing crazy things. I don't know if you know this about him. He broke his back because a bunch of teenagers. Yeah. The kids from odd future, the creator, and all those kids.

Yes. They were children when we were partying with them at our house. They were of age. They were of age, though. Well, they were like, they were 18, 19, 13, 17. And were there 17? They were of age, they were of age though. Well they were like, they were 18, 19, 13, 17. And were there 17, they were that little? Little taco was nine, I carried them all out.

I'll go with my head to pick them up. Oh, hollywood talk. And they were like, dared Blake to jump off the roof and he's like, I'll fucking do it. And they're like, okay. No, no, no, no, no. Okay, 30-year-old man. And these kids are all still cartilage.

So they're like, they're invincible. Yeah, how did that go down? Like, they were like, what happened, Blake? No, dude, they were yelling at, like, there was another scene-ager on the roof that was like, I'm gonna do it. And then he was like, oh, I have a whole future ahead of me. Not an odd one, a nice one ahead of me.

Right, funny. And he stepped away from the ledge, and I'll give myself points. Yes, points. And he stepped away from the ledge, and the party was kind of like, oh, that sucks. We thought we were going to see someone. He was really let down that no one jumped off our roof.

On to just the ground, it wasn't like into a pool. Well, onto a beer pong table. It was like it could have been an epic like a real epic slam. Well, that's what I thought I was I thought I was gonna like boom shock a locker NBA jam a fucking ball through a table, but I just went feet first. Yeah, he forgot the shatter to vertebrae. I wasn't heating up. He forgot to heat up.

Yeah, so can we do another, uh, bloodline? Yeah, BLs? Hell yeah. Round of BLs, please. And, and please have your shirt off. Yeah, I don't know if you guys can tell. Blake sideburns are Rainforest Cafe wet and his back.

Give me the shirt off of your back real quick. Dude, dude, Dude, yeah. Dude. Whoa. It's a fuck, it was the bare coat. I'm telling you, it's bad. It's like a fucking, you take your shirt off? Funky ass, Worshack.

I can't turn my head. Yeah, that's really wet though That's actually I might thank you Isaac. I might beat dehydrated Yeah, maybe yeah, that must be it hydration Oh, yeah six beers before the show Yes Yes, points! Tusha. So when Blake jumped through the beer pong table,

it was a Comedy Central branded beer pong table that they had given us for probably doing season one of workaholics. That's what the big perks. That's how people get nice watches or cards when they have a hit TV show. TV show, we get one beerong table. And we were stoked. Yeah. Actually we would have hated watches. What the fuck are we gonna do at this? Until time. Until time. That's my thing. Yeah it's true. Durs can't tell time. It's very weird. I can now. It's 827. 28. Oh good job. I'm looking at it. There's a clock right there.

I think a digital clock right there. Yeah, just for everybody. He didn't even look at the hands. But I do have, like, I do keep it analog on my watch to, like, learn how. Just to practice. But it's weird with my nine year olds. Like, what time is it?

I'm like, and he just grabs my arm. And I'm like, I was gonna know. Is your watch, you said I'm like, I was gonna know. You said it like would go nuts when it was like too loud. Does it also say like, yo, you have my Lord in your system. It should. You have unusual levels of my Lord recorseing through your veins right now. Oh my Lord. Oh my Lord.

The biggest my lord fan. Her name is Jessica my lord. She's like, ah! No it is good. What? What was that one? Diarrhea. Diarrhea.

Why don't you just play all the diarrhea ones real quick for my parents? Diarrhea. Yeah? Diarrhea. Yeah. Tire. Yeah. Tire. The cause of diarrhea. This is just for my parents who never listen to the podcast.

It's mostly about diarrhea. Dire. Rhea. That's a goodie. Where are your folks? Can we get a Bud Light spotlight on them? An unofficial Bud Light spotlight. I did see your brother Eric is in the building say what up? I dog what up? I stock I

Stog I will say that that must I know that we have really cool jobs But I think one of the only jobs that's better is the person who's in charge of those diarrhea commercials Who gets to put like some spicy jazz? You're saying like the ad-exec- Advertising executives? Like the jingle singer. No, the advertising executive who's like, yeah, spice it up.

Yeah, I like this first cut of the diarrhea track, but maybe he had a couple jingles in there. Funny, at work, we nailed it today. So it's gonna be like a salsa diaries thing. We're pretty amped about it. Diary, that's great, honey. That's awesome. Well, what they really need to do is get Taylor Swift on the track. Let's get her version. Yeah, I think that's every advertising index. It was like, so we think Taylor Swift could

help us. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So do we have Taylor in the budget? So imagine Taylor Swift. I heard something. I heard she wanted to do a diarrhea commercial. So the thing about diarrhea is everyone's had it. Correct.

It's the swiftest of the B.M.s. It's universal. It goes right through. Yes, points. It's universal. It goes right through you. Yes, points! There's no way. And at the very end, you just gotta shake it off. There's no way. You can live a life without having diarrhea, right?

You have to have that at some point in your life. There's no human life. Anybody's life. 15 minutes. Okay, wait. Guys, raise your hand if you've had diarrhea. Let's see. By a show of hands.

Wow. Holy shit. That's a lot. Now, my question is a little bit of the inverse. So, raise your hand if you have not had diarrhea. Bullshit. No, there's no way. Get the fuck out.

Get the fuck out. Prove it. Show me your asshole. You've never had diarrhea. You've never had diarrhea. What is God showing his ass? Get the fuck out! Get the fuck out! Prove it! Show me your asshole! You've never had diarrhea. You've never had diarrhea. This guy's showing his ass! Get the fuck out!

He's never had diarrhea. That guy just stood up and showed us his hairy asshole. Yeah, excuse me, security. Shame his butt hole. Check his butt hole for diarrhea. We just got moond. I know. Dude just mo moond. I know. Dude just moond us.

He's bringing about. We got to start talking about like lactating tits more often or something. Right. So we can see like breasts because we're... I didn't mind that. That was cool. I know it was cool but... You don't have to, it's cool. I feel you're getting greedy.

Come on, let's just appreciate. Be happy with you. Got you got some gums. Yeah. I'm just saying, I always want more. 90% of the naked body parts we see are men's harry asses. And I just want some smile. I love it. I need to do that. I get it.

But also, let's just take a moment of gratitude and be stoked that we just got moond at the show. That's tight. Yeah, that was well, we're not at the moment of gratitude portion of the show quite. It's probably moment of gratitude. Thank you. I would thank you personally. Thank you.

I would like to give flowers. That was the most person most courteous round of applause. A salad. Is that a smattering? I would like to give flowers. Oh, hey, whoa, whoa. Don't anything go there. Wait, wait, wait. Yeah. I would like to give flowers. Oh, hey, whoa, whoa. Don't even go there. Wait, wait, wait.

Yeah, I would like to give flowers. Wait, men showing me their hairy assholes. And for the people, I'm going to take the bloodline. For the people that don't know, we used to do a thing at the end of the podcast where we give flowers to people that are still alive, that we respect, that we want to show them some love and appreciation. And we started doing that. They all did.

They're all dead. I think it's literally in the double digits of people that we've been like, God, they were so good. Let's give them flowers. And then they died. Yes. Yeah, but I'd like to do an early take back and take back the flowers of dudes' butts because I personally-

You can't take back what I said. I can take back what you said. I think that I can do that. We've known each other for long enough that I should be able to do that. Well, you can't. No, you can't not take back what I've said. But I can take back what comes across our airwaves, right? Are you still here?

Are you still here? It's full ownership. Yeah. You fucking... I'm here, bro. A cause of diarrhea. So you say that, but I would still appreciate it. Okay, I didn't mind it. Okay.

All right. Can we just... Oh, Kyle. That's great. Is it okay? Thanks, guys. I guess it. Okay. All right. Can we just... Kyle. That's great. It's okay. Thanks guys. I guess it's fine.

It is. Thank you very much. Thank you. And I will say that no shots fired against that man's hair-ass hole. Thank you. And I'm glad that he showed a crowd of like 3,500 people. But no, they didn't see it. No, it was just for us.

We saw it. No. It was a special little treat for us. She saw it. Yeah. Who's my couple of people? Hey. Telling him hands up for people that saw that man Terry asks. Here goes again. There he is.

That man looks like a substitute teacher on the loose. What is going on? Yeah, that man looks like when you get ham as a sub, you sit on your hands. You're like, and what does that mean? Yeah, what means you're being so fucking good, you're not doing shit, dude. Oh, okay. Wait, what did you say, though?

You sat on your hands? You guys didn't, when you were in trouble as a kid, you had to sit on your hands, so you're not constantly jerking on your hands. What the happening here? Adam? You're gonna sander my guy. You know how you're going. I'm just trying to sit on my hands. I want to know how to sit on my hands. No, that is not what I'm trying to sit on my hands. Oh, bro. That is the problem. Yo. Look, if I cover it with the brim, does it look like something else? Dude.

That's kind of cool. Wait, do that again. That actually leads me to the loop. That you've tried that before. That did look very natural. That came real natural. I've been doing yoga. There's a reason. Honey, I'm going to go That came real natural. I've been doing yoga.

There's a reason. Honey, I'm going to go to yoga, honey. I need to go work on my patient. I'll be in the shower doing yoga. Honey, do not come in here. I'm doing yoga. No, I'm just making yoga. I just make it yoga.

No, I'm not. Yeah, there's no way I could reach, bro. I don't know. Yeah. All right. Well, you got to be I could reach, bro. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. All right. Well, you got to be big. You got to be big. This is my favorite part of doing the live shows is like, you know, we go on these weird

gross tangents about sucking your own dick while doing yoga. Not that weird. And then you look out and just see people that are like, yeah, like my parents' friends who came here tonight to be like, we're just interested in seeing what it's all about. You know, we're interested in seeing what? Sorry. Onters' dust for a career.

You know what, I did see they raised their hands when we asked you had diarrhea. I appreciate that. My parents hands down, so. I know Jacob is not in his crib, so I look in and say, oh, she's not there, so I'm like, okay, they're not there. Unrestorable is a new true crime podcast that investigates the case of Catherine Hoggel, a mother accused of murder. I'm thinking, you know, like, what's going on? Like this is insane.

Like, where are my kids? But despite signs that Catherine Hoggel took her tiny children one by one into the night, never to come home again, she has yet to stand trial. Because soon after her children went missing, she was declared incompetent to stand trial. You know, when I would ask her her in game, it was up in the body of the remaining column know, when I would ask her her engagement,

was I been invited to remain incompetent? And then I would say, well, who advised you should throw you know, I can't tell you that. In Maryland, if the defendant is found incompetent and can't be restored to competency, their felony charges are dismissed after five years. So as the clock counts down, Catherine's charges on the verge of being dismissed

will a grieving dad ever get justice. Listen to Unrestorable on the I Heart radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Mo Raka and I'm excited to announce season four of my podcast Mo Bituaries. I've got a whole new bunch of stories to share with you about the most fascinating people and things who are no longer with us.

From famous figures who died on the very same day, to the things I wish would die, like buffets. People actually take little tastes along the way with their fingers. Oh, they do. Oh no, I'm so sorry. Do you need a minute? This is the only interview where I've needed a spit bucket.

I'm so sorry. We'll tell you about the singer who helped define cool. And the sports world's very first superstar. To call Jim Thorpe the greatest athlete in American history is not a stretch because no athlete before his sinc is done what he did. Listen to MoBituary's with MoRaka on the iHeartRadio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Penelope Sferas.

I'm a film director. I want to tell you a story about a friend of mine. Back in the 70s Peter Ivers moved to LA to start his music career. He scored Ron Howard's directorial debut. I didn't know one thing about Peter Ivers. I just said, okay. Let's meet him. And even hosted LA Night Cable TV show.

It showcased LA punk bands in all their glory. The crowd started getting bigger and bigger and then there was Beverly Danzeline. There was John Baloozy. But then it all went to hell. Peter Ivers was murdered on March 3rd, 1983. And it raised a question that 40 years later we still don't know the answer to who killed Peter Ivers Listen to Peter and the acid king on the iHeart radio app Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts And that is weird the The people that are like dying on the, would you say dying on the flag? Is that what you're saying? No, you jump, you ball on the sword ball, I'm going to die on the hill.

Are dying on the hill of never having diarrhea in their entire lives? Yeah, that's not the flag you want to fart on. Have you never had malor? It goes hand in hand. I hope to all the people that have never had diarrhea in this room. I hope that one day you get it, just so that you can have a full human experience. Right, like you're not relatable. It's like having never had McDonald's.

Like, sure, sure. You had to have it once. You got to try it. Yeah, you got to try it. You know what's weird is that like with this rise, the rise in malored, I know you guys die the river green, but I imagine like some days that aren't St. Patrick's Day, the rivers just green.

Just that malored diarrhea, everybody had it. Sunday morning, the river rivers look a little green. How long does the rivers stay green once they die a green? How long, guys? I'm hearing all sorts of things. Three days. Three days? Three days.

That's pretty cool. That's going to be great. One week, this guy seems like he's a cop. Seems like he knows the exact date. He's like, it's one week and I'm crack at schools if it isn't. That shit better be back to brown, baby. How the fuck does that work? How do you die that much water?

Well, we don't have to go into it. I'm gonna, yeah, let's go into the science of it. I'm just, that seems to be a lot of fucking water, dude. But anyways. Dude, I love how like, you're like our smartest friend. You're the Donatello Purple Pants. I, give it up for fucking Donatello, okay? Thank you.

He really does not get enough praise if it wasn't for him. They wouldn't have had the turtle bus. No, Donatello is huge. No, Donatello is sick. That's huge. Donatello is sick. He was really smart, dude. Yeah. Yeah.

Donatello rocks. But he also kicked ass, dude. The bow staff? Bow staff kicks butt. And in the new turtles, he's like into improv, right? Is that him that's into improv of Mikey? I don't know. Did you see the movie?

I saw it. I don't really remember anything about it, except for the fact that Ice Cube played a New Yorker, which just disturbed you. Yeah, Ice Cube was a super fly. But that's exactly how Dursbrain works. He watched a whole movie and then he gets out and goes, Ice Cube is from California. Why is he playing a New Yorker? I leaned down on my son and I go, that movie was stupid, here's why. Ice Cube's one of the most famous Californians ever. He's playing a New Yorker.

It's fucking stupid, yeah, McCarr. How pissed now? That's a real dad lean right there. That's a real dad lean. Jesus. Could have been Rizza, could have been Method Man. That would have been so dope. If Method Man was the would have been so dope.

If Method Man was the fly, no one's seen this movie in the audience. I don't even know what the fuck you guys are talking about. Ninja Turtles. It's the new Turtles, the new Ninja Turtles that they did with the wild animation. Seth Rogen produced it. Nothing. I only watched Teenagers fighting in bathrooms. I was pretty exclusively what I've been watching.

Different algorithms, you know? It's hard to get in the same team. Because these, and especially the girls, these girls, I think the guy fights, they're pretty good. But the girl fights, they're actually trying to murder each other. Oh yeah. And the air game, like they just won't let go and you're like That's it. Yeah, did you see the the urinal one the other day?

It was like these girls were fighting at a music festival and they just like Try to go into the urinal. Yeah, like the the porta potty. Yeah. Yeah, she like started getting out She just push her right back in that was that was small on Everyone to get your phones. I just look at it seems It seems like this crowd doesn't watch a lot of teenagers fighting Videos and that's weird to me Get your shit together. She got your shit together Because I have bathrooms

So it was and this one specifically was a music festival, and there was all these portapates. And you don't know why it started, but it was like, bitch, bitch, bitch. Bitch, bitch. And then it was like, shh. Yeah, there's like two girls that are like really like going at it, and then they kind of like go towards

another portapotty. And then a girl just opens up the portapotti. She's just, you know, she's a little, everyone's a little embarrassed when they come out of those things. Like, and then people are filming and a full-on fight breaks in. Now she's stuck in the corner like, she's dead to side. They go into her portapotti and she's like, what the fuck is that? Yeah, but then isn't there like a third portapotti

where a girl just comes out like undertaker and just fucking power bomb. Like, you thought the fight was going one way and then door number three opens it Jesus Just close The portapotti It was her friend and then there was another girl when she she was in there pissing, or whatever, and then she came out, saw her friend and the other Portopatti fighting, and then she was like, oh my god, stop fighting. No, don't.

And then that friend who was like, uh, uh, uh. Saw that and she thought that she was trying to fight and just beat the shit out of this girl. I know. Oh, that's why you just gotta let it. You gotta let it happen. And this is why the internet is better than anything

we can ever write. And that's why we're striking. Oh, that's why we're striking. So, should we do the Q&A? Yeah. I think we need some, you guys wrote us some questions. And we got some, you guys wrote some cues, we got some A's. Oh yeah, let's get it.

This is producer Anna. This is Anna. Yeah, wow. Give it up. Pretty fast. Pretty fast. Pretty fast. OK, hey, a hard-hitting question from my boy Vince. Vince?

No, not that Vince. Come on. There's no one. For sure a different Vince. That's a good draw. Dude, I knew this kid named Vince that he was so dumb. It was so funny. He was so dumb. I love this kid named Vince that he was so dumb. It was so funny. He was so dumb. I love the kid.

He went, his neighbor goes, hey, can you give me a ride to the bank and he's like, okay. And he takes his neighbor to the bank. His neighbor goes in and robs the bank. And then comes out and with like bags of money, he's like, drive. And then he was a getaway driver. So that's my friend Vince.

Wait, I'm sorry. Yeah, with what? Where? This is like, this was early, high school? This was early 2000s. So this is like LA? Okay, this is the question. No, I was living it.

He lived in, I believe Chicago. I mean, I don't, I just called him an idiot, so I don't necessarily want to was living it he lived in I believe Chicago I mean, I don't I just called him an idiot so I don't Necessarily want to say exactly where he lived But his name was Vince And I went to high school with him and he was a fucking moron Okay, and he was a he didn't he would do this impression which in hindsight pretty funny We would get really stoned and he'd go he'd be on the couch and he'd go, hey, hey, what am I? I don't know, dude, what are you?

And then he'd go, I'm a ham sandwich. See, no, that's legendary shit. I remember you telling me that and that's still fucking funny. So this Vince guy, raw, he seems like a good guy. So I take it back. He's cool as shit and maybe he that's him back there Is it early take back so Vince wants to know who is the best at twerking twerking

Vince you dog Blake hit him with it get it get it get it get it get it you want me to twerk I do want you to twerk right now hold on Q up a Q of us good twerking song Yeah, we could do that twerk a halerking song. Yeah, we could do that. Twerk a homiex, everyone. Yeah, we could do that. There we go. There we go.

You ready? Wait, I got a homiex. Let me give him some points. Yes, points. Thank you, points. OK. Appreciate what we could do. Oh, shit.

Oh, and that's with the broken back. That's with the broken back. Wow. Yeah, get that's with the broken back That's with the broken back Yeah, get that hot booty do we need to stop the music get in here? You're done, okay, you're done. Dirt's hit him with it. Well, you know what? Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, low, get low, low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, low, get low, get low, low, get low, get low, get low, low, get low, get low, get low, low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, low, get low, low, get low, get low, get low, get low, low, get. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It could be real. Just like you guys are the one.

Well, he is sacrificing here. He has surgery like 10 days ago. I did. I did. Yeah, you good? And he's going to have surgery again now. I did. I heard a lot.

That's my works for ya. Woo! So you be the judge, huh? Hey Blake, Caleb wants to know, what's your favorite buzz ball flavor? Cause they all fucking suck. Agreed. What's the least gross? What's the least gross buzz ball flavor?

Well, I'm on record as, and it's a real subtle, it's cram blaster. It's cram blaster. But I also really love lime arida. That one's pretty good too. That's a good place. What was the first buzz ball flavor? The first ever buzz ball flavor? Blake also manages the Wikipedia page. I'm like, huh. It's probably Lime Arita, right?

I have no clue. I have no clue. Okay. Okay, well, you should build this kind of shit. Ryan R would like to know, what did you guys use to make it look like you had real boners in the bodybuilding episode? Dildos. Like Dildos.

Dildos. Hard. Dildos. Yeah. I bet you couldildos. Hard, Dildos. Yeah. I bet you could have gotten to the bottom of that one. Ryan. Yeah, like a frozen hot dog. Science. What'd you use?

Like a bunch of carrots? Yeah. Like a real skinny, leak potato. Also, dude, it's just been keeping me awake, dog. Like, what did you use for those boners, man? Hey, we're going to the show, and I'm gonna find out, finally, honey. No, no, no, they stayed hard for everything.

Honey, no, we're gonna lose the house. We can't afford tickets. We can't spend any money right now. I have to find out. You remember when that episode came out 10 years ago, and I'm like, what are these dicks? What could impossibly be? I think I know how I'm gonna find out.

You know what though tonight, Embed is gonna be like, I fucking told you. It was Dildos. I knew it. I like how he told her. He was like, I bet it's Dildos and she's like, I don't know. There's no way they're picking your dumb ass question. Whoopsie!

Alex M, how do you fully embrace who you are with no fears of judgment? Oh, well, that's right. Oh, he's got the reward. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that helped. Yeah, yeah's right. Oh, he's got the reward. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that helped. Yeah, yeah, yeah. By the way, I loved that a lot of these people just put their last initial because they don't wear it.

They're ashamed? Yeah. Alex Am was like, friends help, friends help. Oh, you're in your answer, you really nice. I can't hold up a reward and be like, that's how I do it. So I'm over here. I'm going to save my friends. Why are you working in your net girl?

I don't know, dude. Yeah, that's right. You know what, friends do help. Friends do help. Friends with the best. Yeah, honestly. When you have three friends that are like also doing stupid shit, you're like,

yeah, fuck it, let's do it. We are very fortunate. I say this all the time and my wife agrees. She's like, the fact that you get to do what you do with your best friends and people like it Because it's really fucking stupid Silly and immature and the fact that people enjoy it is truly incredible. So thank you guys It's smart to us though. I've been emo all day dude.

I feel like it's dripping right now. I'm not crying. I am. If you cry I will be super pumped. I know. Why would you cry about it? They've been hanging right there all day. Can I do this?

Can you guys still see my legs? So Kevin Miller, full. Whoa what a boss. What a confidence Kevin Miller says you love him. I like to finger my own but hole is that weird? No, dude. No, he didn't say that. Oh He didn't say that at all. Kevin Miller of Cicero says, This is the way. What is the origin story of Naked Grandma? Naked Grandma's family feud, right?

Naked Grandma! It's like a viral clip of a dude after Steve Harvey was like, what something you wouldn't want to see in a house with your robber? And the dude hits the dinger and screams, Negging Grandma! Negging Grandma! Negging Grandma!

Hey, that's my lord titan, buddy. Do that. That's the, that's the, that's the, that's the exact time it takes. Your shoulder hit it before your finger did you went? Dude, I literally missed I Literally missed I'm seeing a lot of keys over here, bro

Yeah, so Family feud his family versus my family that was tight. It was really cool. Steve Harvey smells better than you would even imagine. You would imagine he smells great. All of a sudden I was just like, it's like a big studio. And all of a sudden I was like, is that brute? What? It was legit.

It was really good. It was really nice. I was really nice, yeah. I thought I would imagine he smells like cinnamon rolls, but I don't know why. By the way, it's also just cool that people don't know what naked grandma's from. Yeah, that is cool. Nuckin grandma!

Jesus, this guy. Way to find a plate. Well, what's cool about doing the live shows, for sure, there's workaholics fans that do not listen to the podcast, and they come, and they'reaholics fans that do not listen to the podcast. And they come and they're going, you don't have to admit it. You don't have to admit it.

Not a fan, don't go any night. What the fuck is happening right now? Yeah, 150 something episodes of just pure lack of do-do. Yeah, dude. Snipe. Snipe. Snipe. I'm like, oh, I could do this. Yeah, dude.

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Listen to Peter and the Asset King on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. Oh, oh, and that leads us to Paul's question. Did you ever expect this podcast to be this successful? Absolutely not. I'll say it. I was worried about filling 40 episodes or whatever that was. Yeah, it's based on the way he speaks.

Yeah, well, it's still. Take it one sentence out. I'm gonna take a nap. I look at the same way as Workaholics, where I'm like, with these dudes, this guy is the limit. This guy. This guy. Yep. Me? So yeah, we've peaked. Yeah, Workaholics thought maybe it was like two seasons or three seasons, I just kept going. Dude, when I saw that, I remember when I showed my dad the first set of 10 episodes for Workaholics.

And I didn't want to watch it with them because you know, it's weird just watching your parents watch the TV of you on it. That's like people was out. I remember I was in your room because we all, me, Blake and Kyle lived together and I was kicking in Blake's room waiting for my mom and dad to finish watching and My dad is howling and I'm like is he turning to a fucking werewolf in there? And then he comes in and goes that's cool Jesus Christ And I'm like is this a good or a bad and he goes you you remember this he goes boys you got your cells hit that shit's important yeah yeah I remember that that felt great yeah that's right to be just he just uh two days ago uh cancer free because you got cancer again, you got, it was six months, cancer free again. So, big shout out to Dennis D.

Cancer's a big, cancer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck cancer. So, Chase says, did you say, fuck cancer, that's really cool. Yeah. Oh yeah, I heard it.

So, you don't like cancer. I'm not a big fan of that. I like that. Okay, this is polycharge. It's a hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, Okay, it's polycharged. It's a hot take, I know. Hot take. So, Chase says, I saw rumors of a potential workaholics, always sunny in Philadelphia, crossover.

Was that something that almost happened? Or just a rumor? And then, like, their handwriting on it kind of shitty, and I don't want to read the rest. So, for you. My lords. It may or may not have already been filmed. Really? Yeah, definitely may or may not have already been filmed. Really? Yeah, definitely may or may not have always been filmed.

Yeah, we haven't done anything. That reminds me of, no, there's like, I wasn't even there. There was like, they invited you guys on set one day. You were there? No, we did. No, I have a pretty successful career. I'm busy a lot at the time. Whoa.

OK. Interesting stuff. No, I would have loved to be there. But, but no, you guys were just invited to the set, right? We were just saying our chat. As we went to our chat. Yeah, we chat it up there. They're really cool to do so.

It never reminds me of- Give us your powers. Yeah, they were very cool. That reminds me of when we used to do press early on for workaholics and people were like, what fun guest stars are you guys gonna have? And that was before anyone wanted to do our show. And so we just said, we may or may not have

Densel watch this until next season. That's right. We may or may not have Densel. And the interviewers would get so excited. I know, we were excited. Because no one, when you do a red carpet, no one likes you at face value, because they think you're just like,

because you're a psycho if you lie, because you will get caught. That's why I added the allegedly. They'll put it in papers and write it on the internet and then it becomes true. And then you have to live up to it. Sorry. It's so weird to just say things and then all three of your best friends are looking at you like, stop. I think I heard like a weird word. Yeah, it's kind of hard to hear you, bro. It's so weird to just say things and then all three of your best friends are looking at you like Stop Yeah, it's kind of hard to hear your brother. I bad my bad. I was so cold. G. Once a note whose butthole would you want as a picture?

This is my kind of guy hanging in your house and it can't be your own It can't be your own as the best as it can't be your own is the best. As if you're going like, I want my own asshole hanging my ass. Honestly, I would hang any of your buttholes in my head. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Yeah, that's okay.

I think it's gotta be like really, really close. Really like a macro like. And so you're like, oh, is this like a Jackson Pollock sort of splatter? Yeah, you ever go to like the eye doctor and you see those scans of your eyes that you see all the veins? And you're like, wow, close up of a very, very dark. Yes, I love very dark.

Oh, you think the butthole looks like your eyeball? No, I'm saying I want to use the same camera that scans it and then it's ultimate resolution. Oh. And then you can zoom in. So people are like, you study black holes? I'm like, yeah. Something like that. It's like the end of men in black. And then you can zoom in so people are like you study black holes Right It's like the end of men in black if you zoom in far enough into a but hold there's a whole universe

Yes, I want to see that universe and I want that to be front and center while I have I like that because if you have like a dinner guest over and they've been looking at and like believe it or not That's Toby McGuire's ass Yeah, you've been studying the ridges of his asshole for the last 15 minutes. Oh, detail. Toby McGuire is going to stab you. Ah. Well, that was my answer.

That's the last one. Keep on name my wife. But Toby McGuire may or may not be here tonight. Toby. It's true. Okay, so Danny with an eye, she wants to know, or he, or then they, I don't know. If you had to fuck one of the squad, what the hell? Our fans are so cool. We've done this. Who would you choose? I mean, we've talked about it. Come on, this is crass. This

is crazy. This is crazy. This is where I draw. I think you should draw the line on this one. Danny, you're sick. Danny, you're sick. You're sick. You're just sick. And it's blank. And it's blank. And it's blank. And it's blank.

And it's blank. And it's blank. And it's blank. And it's blank. And it's blank. And it's blank. And it's blank. And it's blank.

And it's blank. And it's blank. And it's blank. And it's blank. And it's blank. And it's blank. And it's blank. And it's blank. And it's blank. Yeah, Terry Bolilla do does anyone else want to answer that or just Adam? No, there's a fuck you And you know I just want good. I appreciate that so much. I will also fuck Blake Dang it, but thank you

And also with you yeah, I just we've talked about this. I just the hair. It's a nice thing to hold You know I'll forget I'm sorry. It's a nice thing to hold. Okay, you know, I'll fuck out. Wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry. What's this? Oh. Just asking that serve does not have the same volume. Well, you don't want to pull that. That looks brittle as fuck. Yeah, it's about to snap on. I got it. Honestly, I got a clip doing there pretty well. Oh, my God. Oh, I got a clip doing there pretty well. Oh my god.

Oh god, it comes off. Just like a squirrel on your back. So, Andy Olinsky wants to know, who is your favorite wrestler of all time? Who's your favorite wrestler of all time? Oh, and he said brother, like brother. OK, OK. Very fine.

I thought I was saying it. I didn't say brother But who's your favorite wrestler of all times brother and I was like I don't know one of the hearts I really like cocoa beware. He had a parrot. It was fucking cool. Yeah Look at this is so cool. Beware. He's off the fucking chain. Yeah, cocoa beware is cool. Yeah Um, I just remember loving Lex Luther, the narcissist. Louger. Louger.

Lex Luther is Superman. That's what I said. Drink more Malore, Pesh. I'm glad I let's go. Favorite wrestler of all times, really hard, man. That is a tough one. Listen to so many arrows. Maybe Scott Steiner?

I don't know. That's right. Big pop a pop. Yeah. But of all time, no. No. Hulk Hogan. All right, next question. Scott Halk. Okey do but of all time. No. Uh, Hulk, Logan. All right.

Next question. Scott. Okey dokey. Kevin Nash is sick. So this person named, they wrote the name and then they just wrote, oh no. Oh no. Oh no, no, no, no, no. Yeah.

Hey, same album. So if that's your actual name and we just made fun of it. Sorry. same album. That's your actual name and we just made fun of it. Sorry! K-Britley's Biscuits songs, so they are cool. Biscuits songs? K-Britley's Biscuits song, and I know all of them. Please don't stop the music. Yep. I'm a slave for you you I'm a genius a bottle Wait, you said limp biscuit. Yes Blake. This is where he what music jokes

Yes, Blake I said limp biscuit like five times now are you looking up? No times now. Are you looking up? No. Oh yeah let's get some fucking, let's get some fucking planks of wood and surf the crowd. You can tell who's about our age and who is three years on either side because three years on either side they Because three years on either side, they're going, yeah, what is it? But weirdly, Durs' mom was like, nookie, yeah! She was. Durs' mom was playing nookie when we came in.

She was like, oh, sorry, just some light-listening music. When I clean the house. We're comedic effect. That's true. Break stuff is good too. Break stuff is good. Break stuff is the best. Oh, you know what? I think they have no good songs. Next question. Right. Yeah, like I said, three years the other side, dude. Yeah, kind

of ages. I stand by it. How much to suck a dick in 2023? I mean, it just goes back to what we said, $800 plus inflation inflation. Oh you can do the math. Yeah. Yeah. Some some economists out there. Econonomist. We got any economic stuff. Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumen... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecm... Ecm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumenm... Ecumen... Ecumen... Ecumenm... Ecm... Ecm...umenm... I don't. All right, what's next? Kyle Tire. So here's a question by Mark. I got a bedtime. I mean, admittedly, guys, these are all bad. It's a long, it's a huge list of really bad, very dumb questions.

Mostly involving buttholes come in of the colors of buttholes. Don't blame us, all that we didn't expect much. So this is one of the least crafts ones I can find by my boy Martin, whoever he is. Martin. Do you shave your pubes? What the hell? Wait, that's one of the least crafts you could find.

Yeah, dude, I just went like I filed through like eight. Wow. Yeah. Do you shave your pubes? And I mean, I've seen all of your pubes. I'm pretty sure I have. No, recently. No, recently.

Not recently. Not within a shaving cycle. No. What? You haven't seen it within the last shaving cycle. You don't know what I'm at. Huh. I'm just saying you can't say that.

You're being weirdly different. So one of our sponsors is manscaped.com. Right. And I don't, I know I don't shave. I don't know. A little bowl. Adam just takes full fistfuls and pulls it out. He ripped it.

He doesn't shave. In the cold ones, it's just like, hmm. That'll come. I'm a man. If you're drinking my lords, it's too fistful. There it is. Hey. Right now, I'm like bad. It's great.

It's almost, it's going so far wide, it's connecting behind me. I'm definitely well out of the last shave cycle. It's like I'm storing nuts for the winter kind of thing. So does me. Yeah, I think I shaved the top, but I'm too scared to actually like get the razor on my testicles. That freaks me the fuck out. Well, the razors not as scary as like buzzers, because buzzers, they got a mind of their own. Oh, for sure.

Yeah. You guys use a legit razor? On your nuts. What? Whoops. Whoopsies, there's a lot of people watching. That's what I think. It is weird, would you forget?

And you think that that's less dangerous than just like a clipper? Clipper on the, on the, on the, Oh, you're not getting ball skin? Yes. I'm trying to act like I don't shave my balls by weekly and Yeah, dude you you shave it with a razor. You don't shave it with a Trimmer you have psycho path. I have I have a face trimmer and then I have my other one But you're you know it's science and you it's never accidentally like

Grabbed a little piece. Do you really want to know? Yeah. Of course it does, but it's worth it. I can finally feel something. He likes it. I guess I just, I don't want to take the time to like, get in there with a real answer. You want to take the time when dealing with your nut sack. I just want to speed through that one.

William Bam, thank you, ma'am. Yeah. OK, so TJ wants to know, was the actor who played Stan Haaland a real brosio path? It's a fantastic episode. Yeah, just a crazy guy. Will Greenberg. Will Greenberg.

Will Greenberg is a super funny actor. He was on Rect, I believe. Funny story. Oh my God, we have one. So we were a sketch group before Workaholics, and we would do a live show with about that many people. That's the audience. In LA, and we would do it with Will Greenberg's sketch group Summer of Tears.

This is like 2004, 2005, maybe 2006. And he does this, we is like 2004, 2005, maybe 2006. And he does this, we're doing the run-through and he does this unbelievable Matthew McConaughey impression. Like it's fucking crazy, and I'm like, this guy's super talented. I go in the bathroom, I'm taking a, can you do a Matthew McConaughey? Yeah, baby, I can. Wow, whoa, Matthew?

And... Lauren Michaels just stood up in the crowd. Yes, Paul. I was the gate. And I go, dude, your Matthew McConaughey is like unbelievable. And he just goes, he stands in the urinal next me and goes, kill zone brother. Kill zone.

And I was like, he's going to make it. I'm not going to make it. He says cool stuff of the urinal. I don't know what to do. Yeah. Yeah. But it. He says cool stuff of the urinal. I don't know what to do But you never know what to say at the urinal so I don't have to say anything. I usually look at my own dick and say kill zone quietly Right That's a good thing to say just quietly go Hey, kill zone You're doing good don't be afraid to pee in front of these other guys. Killzone.

They're like, dude, I saw Adam be lying in the urinal and for some reason, look that is Dick and said, Calzone. I don't know. He must have been hungry. But so all that's to say, like, if you're at a urinal and you say Killzone to a person you just met who gave you a compliment, he's a brosio-pound. Yeah, he is. And you're going gonna end up putting them in your TV show five to seven years later. Yeah.

10 years later? Yeah, maybe 10 years later. We are right now. Hell later. Any take-backs, any apologies, any epic giveaways, guys? Ooh. Take-backs, apologies. I did a early take-back.

We had a moment of gratitude for the butt cheeks. I love that. Yeah, and we're taking it back. In retrospect, I we're taking it back I did like taking that back. I like when you do that with the different ways. That's fun. Thank you We have to do that when we go to Phoenix Phoenix. I guess I would yeah, folks Phoenix. Yeah, fuck Phoenix Hey, we only love Chicago Give it up Chicago Numbers.

Chicago. It's Isaac. Isaac. Isaac, Isaac, Isaac, Isaac, Isaac, Isaac, Isaac, Isaac, Isaac, Isaac, Isaac, Isaac. Good.

Good. He failed you guys. I guess I would probably take back the second malor shot because that's when I kind of went into my own headspace. Yeah, do it. You definitely didn't talk the last 45 minutes. Yeah. Of the one hour and 10 minute podcasts. Yeah, we're doing a lot of legwork over here. Yeah, I started to think about some dark things from the past. Right, yeah. Yeah, I started to spy roll a little bit.

But I'm out of it. I feel good. I think I'm ready for another one. I feel good. Oh, he just, wow. Okay, cheers. Cheers buddy. Hey, nice thing you know he's jumping off the back.

There's a nice balcony right there. Nobody put a beer pong to you there, okay? And I would just like to thank not give you flowers. I will not give you flowers No flowers, but thank you guys. This is only the second at the second show on our tour It's a good matter and It's so fun to come out and meet you all and actually look out and see your faces Yeah, man. Chai-Tai!

And so we really, really appreciate you. We love you. We love you. Thank you. And that was another episode of this is Empor-Dance! For S.A.R.R.E.R.D. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

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