This Is Important - Ep 156: Live From Phoenix: The Horniest City On The Tour

Episode Date: October 3, 2023

Live From Phoenix!  Today, this is what's important: Horniest cities, Lake Havasu, 98 Degrees, car accidents, haircuts from their youth, Britney Spears, sports games, Q&A, and more. See omnystud...io.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:14 Oh shit dude, you must be fucked up huh? Let's just say I called the minivan the HERS because I'm laying on the rats. I had a totally different image of myself. I was the pizza hero. And if you're listening to the podcast at home, we're beating off. Here we go. Start your engines. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I just want to say, before we start, thank you to the people in the shitty seats. We appreciate you guys. We see you. We see you.
Starting point is 00:01:57 I don't even know how these two godblows are streaming themselves. Thank you guys. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, right, man. I love you as much as possible. Oh Right Guys we're surrounded we're fucking surrounded Okay, okay
Starting point is 00:02:22 We should probably say that you know a lot of times You know you guys are expecting like a big Like stand-up show and no this is just gonna be the podcast. Yeah There's always a few people that come when there's a crowd this size and it's like a girlfriend or a boyfriend Or them they, that shows up and has not listed to the podcast and you're like, oh, what the fuck is this about? And then they watch us just sit here and talk to each other. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:54 We don't know. But that's what we're doing. Look up. Now we're just going to chill. There might be a portal that opens up to another realm. We're not sure. Wait, did I hear what I think I heard here? Oh, yeah, I got a very special regional drop, okay?
Starting point is 00:03:09 Phoenix! You guys hear that? Phoenix! Oh, I heard it. Does anybody know what that is? Yes. Do it again? Phoenix!
Starting point is 00:03:22 Who is it? Nope, not the wizard.. Who is it? Nope, not the wizard. Not the wizard. The wizards have never been to Phoenix. Believe it or not. No, no, no. Play it again. No portal word. Open tonight. It would be a first for them. That would be. It would be. It's actually a specific. It's from the show Workaholics. Has anybody seen that before? Yeah. Yeah. Phoenix. specific it's from the show Workaholics as anybody seen it be yeah yeah that is none other than the legendary character Bill yeah yeah well
Starting point is 00:03:55 I'm so glad we had such a good reception here this feels great yeah yeah I love I love Phoenix man I love Arizona in general, I would say out of we're doing like 29 cities on this tour It's saying this was number three and I'm locked out of Chicago. We didn't get this he left. Yeah, I was like Yeah, it was yeah It's no Phoenix She's left in a guff. Well, I will say that this is probably looking at our whole tour schedule that this is our most horneist city. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:33 You guys waited. Damn. Yeah, without a doubt. That was, yo, that was crazy. Rock hard. This guy's. Would you guys say that like per capita capita like this place has the most like men's waxed but holes
Starting point is 00:04:51 Ultimate slipperyness I feel like as far as men's waxed but holes Per capita per capita. I would say probably I mean LA probably has a lot of but you're saying per capita the per capita per capita per capita per capita What does per capita mean? Yeah, what does that mean? I think they all do the same thing You are so dumb and dumb question Kyle I'm fucking serious. I don't know what a stupid fucking question. Doors please explain what per capita means so please Please explain what per capita means. So please, every place has a cap.
Starting point is 00:05:28 Sure, for sure, no doubt. And so you have to go back to like Grecian times and the original Latin word for cap was capita, right? Oh, that makes a lot of sense. Just like a frat thing. Is that where the word capita comes? Yeah. And that's where the word PETA comes from. Capita. Okay. So, a PETA is a circle pie chart, hence 3.1.4. I'm way ahead of you 3.1416. Okay, that's fine. That's pretty good. That's like a pie. Maybe erase her
Starting point is 00:06:01 head. So yeah. Aaron off-season film. And there's the smartest one of our crew by far. But thank you for that. I mean, we had to go back to it. Greece and Times. But no, I would say maybe Phoenix and Vegas. Squeaky buttholes. For the most men's sister cities.
Starting point is 00:06:21 Fully wax buttholes. Right, right. I feel like we're missing a sleeper state, like maybe 100% of people in North Dakota waxed the fuck out of their buttholes. There's like one small town where that's their weird kink. 100% per capita. Yeah, it's all the tour guides for the Mount Rushmore. That's where it is, right? Fuck!
Starting point is 00:06:45 Yeah, North Dakota. Yes! You nailed it. Wait, can I give myself? It's in South Dakota, though, right? What? Mount Rushmore? It's in Rapid City, South Dakota, right?
Starting point is 00:06:54 You're talking about Mount Rushmore, I can't do it. There's no way to tell. Am I the smartest on the pod now? There's no way to tell if it's in North Dakota or South Dakota. There's no one check. North by Northwest. The movie. Do not check. Yeah, don't check.
Starting point is 00:07:07 There's no fucking reason to check. Yeah. Lake Havasu is in Arizona, correct? Havasu? Yeah. Oh, it is? Havasu is in Arizona once. That is a fun time, dude.
Starting point is 00:07:19 If you want to see your mom's tit, fuck it. If you want to see a woman the exact age see your mom's tits? Fuck it! You want to see a woman the exact age of your mom with like poofy hair? And you're like, oh, that kind of looks like my mom that's her dance! That's my mama! Hi, mama! And their gist is sun-damaged, as you would imagine. Could make a grandma drop.
Starting point is 00:07:42 Good naked grandma drop. Thank you. Naked grandma! Blake's on point Blake is on point with the board already And he said he was gonna be and I'm happy about that. Thanks man I have you guys been to Lake have a suit. It is it is a trip. I Feel like I have been there in my teenage dreams like like through MTV spring breakers Yeah, yeah, like I just just remember like when I first moved to California and people were like, yeah,
Starting point is 00:08:10 people are like fucking on boats. I know. And then you're like, oh my god, I have to go there. That sounds incredible. And then you go there and you see it. And you're like, I'm good. Right. I'm good on seeing that.
Starting point is 00:08:22 I'm sure there's other, you know, more chill parts of the lake. Shoot. But I wasn't there. The people fucking are just covered in like jellyfish burns and shit. The lake, though. So I guess maybe not.
Starting point is 00:08:33 Jellyfish are not in, right. But snakes, maybe snake burns. You are so dumb. No, I feel like I just discovered those people were harming each other. They were spanking. Those are spanking marks. Oh.
Starting point is 00:08:46 I feel like that has to be on the scale of the most drunk when you fuck. Fucking on a boat on a lake has to be the most drunk fucking you ever do. During the day. During the day. Because it's dangerous. Day fucking as well. Yeah, a broad daylight, right? It's broad daylight.
Starting point is 00:09:04 You can't be out on the lake at night, right? You know what? It's gonna be on a boat at night? It's, I don't know. I guess you have to have some kind of content. Maybe you can't do it, I'll be on a boat at night. What's cool about doing this podcast live is a lot of times when we're just being fucking morons
Starting point is 00:09:21 and we're just together, there's no one to check us, but it's nice to have an immediate response of, of, you know, 2,000 people being like, what the fuck? Well, yeah, these guys are actual dumbass. Do you guys remember this movie that came out called Donkey Punch? Like this, so everyone, I don't know if you don't know what a Donkey Punch is.
Starting point is 00:09:41 I don't know if you classify that as a movie, as much as a porn hub for a channel. Yeah, I mean, you all remember the thumbnail? No, this was a legit movie. So the donkey punch, it's like, I don't know if it's real because I'm like, not that cool. What'd you say? The stars are here. She goes, it's real.
Starting point is 00:10:01 Wait, it's when like you're having anal sex with somebody, you hit them in the head to knock them out and they're butthole tightens. Wait, so there's a movie? So there's a movie about some guys who get on a boat. Okay? Yeah. And one of the guys is like,
Starting point is 00:10:20 he starts hooking up with this girl and he goes, I'm gonna try the donkey punch thing. And he kills her. And then it's like a, we can't let these people off this boat movie that I wrote. I mean, saw. No, but this is a real movie and this made it. And so many things I've written have not been made. And so it just kind of breaks my heart.
Starting point is 00:10:42 Right. That's, and I want that for you I want that on your IMDB credit. It's Workaholics the Mindy Project the intern donkey punch Donkey Kong show that's gonna come out Right to If you get one made donkey punch to the punch back. Yeah Lucky punks to the punch back. Yeah, it's a cash win. That's a cash win, that's a bubble.
Starting point is 00:11:04 That's a bubble, snap your dick off. Very good. Yeah, good point. I remember being in like Havasu, I was dating this girl. This was a while ago. And we were staying, they had like some cabin or something. And we were on an inflatable mattress in the living room. Nice.
Starting point is 00:11:24 And we, yeah, it was nice. And we, and we wanted a bike. So we, uh, we were like, let's walk and we'll go find a spot, not a good thing. There's like rattlesnakes and scorpions and shit out there. Okay. And so we're like, just walk and to try to find a good fucking spot. And, um, and we're like, oh, this house looks like no one's home. Let's just go on the side of it. This is the widest.
Starting point is 00:11:44 Go ahead. And then, and so then we're like, oh, this house looks like no one's home. Let's just go on the side of it. This is the widest. Go ahead. And then, and so then we are like, you know, fucking on the side of the person's home. And this is the only home that you say. I couldn't hear you. This house had brick. This was Stucco. This is nice little linoleum signing, a vinyl.
Starting point is 00:11:59 And then, and then as it was, this is why I was like, oh, the Arizona is like one of the horneas spots, is as we were fucking, I heard someone in the window above, it was open, but it was the mesh or whatever. Sure. Just scream. They just go, the mesh. It was made of fat.
Starting point is 00:12:17 They made an audible, like, oh yeah. And we ran away. Like they for sure were jerking off. He immediately ran away like they for sure were jerking off He immediately ran away. It was a part of it was like an audience. We got an audience exactly you Didn't finish or you just were like nah Yeah, I know I think we took off right away Yeah, I don't know if that was the move. Yeah, oh, I pointed at him. And like, this is for you. Buddy, buddy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:46 No, it's for you. This one goes out to you. Dude, it's all well and good until he's like, dokey puncher. Yeah. It's true. No, you're evil. Well, that's all well and good until he goes,
Starting point is 00:13:00 just kidding, I'm nine. And we're like, oh, right. Then you got some problem. Yeah. Yeah, but no brewing that kid's life. But no, that one can't. Or you jumpstart his entire humanity. From then on, he's just a new man. Oh, yeah, he's a new something.
Starting point is 00:13:15 He's a new something. He's a new something. But you think, I like how you go. This is the horniest place. I was here fucking on the side of a house. Well, that's why. Well, dude, earlier that day, I saw people having sex on a boat, I saw old titties.
Starting point is 00:13:29 I was like, this place is wild. Right, you felt a fomo. So, yeah, you thought you might try it, and then you weren't an exhibitionist. You're not that, okay, that's a winning Rome situation. Well, yeah, we were looking for a dark nuke. Yeah, on the side of someone's house. Thank you, man.
Starting point is 00:13:47 Thank you, man. Yeah, well, I mean, I didn't, like I said, there's scorpions in the shed out there. I'm not gonna try to lay to rest underneath a cacti. Lay to rest. Pistula lays to rest when he fucks. Jesus. Yeah, I go, I go corp pose when I fuck. Bro, just side saddle.
Starting point is 00:14:04 Just side saddle. I'm hot. So you just, you don't want to be out there with scorpions and shit. I get that. That's fucked up. Damn. You really told her, yo, you ready to lay to rest? Yo, so I just feel like we really hit it off on the boat.
Starting point is 00:14:22 When we get to shore, I would love to lay you to rest. What you want to kill me? Yeah and then she's definitely sending her friend her location. Yeah, just in case. This guy's saying later rest a lot. We don't really know what that means. Yeah, yeah, Arizona. know what that means. Yeah, Arizona. Yeah. Yeah. So good. Yeah. I will say I know everybody says it, but it's hot here. It is like it's a special kind of hot. It is hot. Hot hot hot. It's like crack head hot hot hot hot hot. Well, they say and that's like a thing that people know about Arizona What that crack head heat that it's hotter I
Starting point is 00:15:12 Think I feel like you're a little off base. Yeah, it's like I've never heard like acting like it's a desert or something I read it was tight what like getting off plane, my stewardess was like, oh, she's like, what are you doing in town? I'm like, oh, we have a show. And she goes, oh, it's going to be packed. It's starting to cool off. So everybody wants to go to shows and stuff. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:36 I'm like, seems like dumb logic. But I'm like, okay, I think it's going to be 80 degrees. I get outside. it was 98 degrees. That's a good band. Great band, that's a good band. And we're lying hot. Finally. Fucking Nick Lachaya outside, bro.
Starting point is 00:15:55 Dude, last night was so Nick Lachaya. Ha ha ha ha ha. It was a 98 degree Nick Lachaya night. Yup, it was Nick Lachaya tonight. What is a hit 98 degree song? Wait hold on. Yes points. That's a Kyle. That's a Kyle. It's okay. Yes Got him. Yes for everyone that is keeping track of who gets those points Kyle gets the points. Yeah That's you. Thank you. Yeah, what is a 98 degree song? Um, um, um, you are my fire.
Starting point is 00:16:30 No. I think one of them's here. Yeah. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. She's telling she has a beautiful voice. Yeah, there's some kind of a siren over there. Okay, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. It's the hardest thing I've ever had to do to look you in the eyes and tell you what all you do is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Starting point is 00:16:58 This is a Phoenix church. I do not know this song. I, right. Um, I don't know that. You know what? Uh-uh. You know what? Very, very short. Very short. I'm casting for Piss Perfect 4 and, uh, that ain't it, dog.
Starting point is 00:17:15 What does Randy Jackson say? Uh, that ain't it, dog. That's a no for me, dog. Yeah, that's a no for me, dog. That's a no for me, dog. Yeah, that's a no for me dog. That's a no for me dog. She wouldn't recognize that song at all. No, I've been making a lot of effort.
Starting point is 00:17:32 No, that's what I'm saying, like word to that. She was like, can you pull one off? And you never make the heartbeat and so beautiful. Wait, how did you just, that's a big song I just made up. But when you started that, it kind of, I kind of thought, watch, I could be a boy band member. Give me five words. I love coffee and ice cream.
Starting point is 00:17:53 Well, you just, that's a sentence. That's not five words. You didn't say, I couldn't. I said, give me five words. And I said, I love coffee and ice cream. And ice cream. Yeah. I love coffee and ice cream. Yeah, I love coffee and ice cream.
Starting point is 00:18:07 Okay, that's a no for me dog. That's seven words. That's five. You just went coffee. I love coffee. You're a nice cream. I love coffee and ice cream. Dude ice cream.
Starting point is 00:18:19 Is one fucking word, bro. It's one word. It's one. It's one. He's from the bay. He's from the bay. He's from the bay. He's from the bay. He's from the bay. I love coffee and ice cream. Coffee and ice cream. Dude, ice cream is one fucking word, bro. There's a high fin. He's from the bay.
Starting point is 00:18:29 He's hyphen. That's true. It is two words. When I get back to the corner, I fight. Bro, and that's what I love about you, hovelies. Yes. Oh, shit. Yes. You can do that. Friendship. Friendship. And that's what I love about you, hovelies. Yes! That's what I love about you, hovelies. Yes!
Starting point is 00:18:45 You can do that. Friendship. Friendship. Oh, my. I love coffee and ice cream. Yeah. It's amazing. I might as well be a 98-degree song.
Starting point is 00:18:59 That was really good. And they canceled Bumper and Berlin today. Can you believe that? Boo! Cancel your P-Cock subscriptions, you five people! I'm not gonna say it. Legally I can't say that, but Durscan, what should they do? Cancel your P-Cock subscription. Yes, yes. Everyone here here's like we also all together now Fuck Paramount plus That's real that's real anger yeah, that is real fucking anger dude. Oh my god
Starting point is 00:19:41 We don't want to work again. I'm so mad. I really want to alienate myself from all the major streamers. So I have to stay on tour forever. I looked up 98 degrees and this isn't a great sign, guys. Two of their top songs are Mariah Carey's song. Oh really? And what's a Mariah Carey song? It's called Thank God I Found You. Five words. Yeah. Thank God I found you. And then their third most popular song is a Christmas song. So I think they're Christmas album. This Christmas album hits.
Starting point is 00:20:28 Yeah. So they didn't have any great songs. Well. What is your problem? Although I will say, short story, when I moved to LA, and this is me, I'm not taking shots at this guy. It's a fucking weird, tough business. I was served by one...
Starting point is 00:20:46 Here we go. I was served at a restaurant by one of the guys. From 98. Yeah, and I was like, here we go. Okay. Oh yeah, came on to it. That is cool when you first see your first celebrity, and then in hindsight, you're like... You were served by them?
Starting point is 00:21:03 Like at a restaurant. Like they were your way back way they were working at the restaurant And I was like when 98 degrees was working at the restaurant And they were popular before you came to Hollywood right yes, I feel like you were Yeah, the check is jerseys old as fuck I I really have no Hollywood line as what it was all the way up
Starting point is 00:21:23 Were the Eagles before after you moved to Hollywood. Who would tell you about the sunset? The strip. It was more some buggy. And there were orange fields all around us. And orange grow. By the way, Dursus, like three years older than us, and we act like he's the oldest man alive.
Starting point is 00:21:38 Well, what you are, Adam. Adam just explained to the joke. But you are credit. He drove to the joke But you are credit He drove a minivan he wore khakis And mostly those two things I'm wearing jeans now good job I had a minivan when you move when your parents go do you want this you go yeah? You know what I mean and And it was fucking crazy. I like, I got rid of the middle seat just threw it out. So it was like limo style. I remember
Starting point is 00:22:11 that. You know what you could do? It was, it was, you know what you, you made the bang bus. I did make the bang bus. You could definitely be laying some girls to rest in that thing. Yeah, you could. Yeah, you could. Or let's you say some people will lead to red. Yeah, let's just say I call the minivan the hers Yeah, I mean laying them to rats you could say you could say both those things are you could say a lot of groceries A lot of groceries fit there Here we go all right, man be careful behind you. There's a big drop baby. What's with likelihood of a big drop behind you? Yeah, I was gonna try to sit up there, but then I'm like, that's how I die. That's how I die. Yeah, what if you sit on the edge right here?
Starting point is 00:22:53 That's not bad. That's not bad. I know. I thought you were gonna like Kanye West your butt crack to them. If that's what you're gonna do, I don't wanna sit here. So if you're listening at home, because this is a podcast, Adam just shook his entire gig with crowd. Oh, what's that song from Workaholics? Do you shake his butt so you know it's Dick Wagon? Right.
Starting point is 00:23:24 It's like if you have a big penis it when you shake your butt your dick wagons yeah see that because if your dick doesn't wag when you shake your butt you don't have a big mine doesn't do that well yeah I mean mine doesn't either it just kind of points mine rotates it doesn't lag, it rotates. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Pivots, it pivots, it pivots. It didn't get better. Rotate to pivot is not a better way to describe what your dick does. Well, if my butt is pivoting, then so is my dick. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:23:58 That's how a fulcrum works, bro. Your dick is like a boat rudder? Yes, exactly. Yes, my dick is like a boat rudder? Yes, exactly. Yes, my dick is like a boat rudder. Thank you. My boy got a dick like a boat rudder, dog. Bro. What's your god dick?
Starting point is 00:24:13 Yup. Oh, boat, boat. I like that, dude. I like your boat rudder, dude. Hey, so far so good, guys. This is really going well. I notice Jacob is not in his crib, so I look in and say, oh she's not there, so I'm like, okay, they're not there. Unrestorable is a new true crime podcast that investigates the case of Catherine Hoggle,
Starting point is 00:24:41 a mother accused of murder. I'm thinking, you know, like, what's going on? Like, this is insane. Like, where are my kids? But despite signs that Catherine Hoggle took her tiny children one by one into the night, never to come home again, she has yet to stand trial. Because soon after her children went missing,
Starting point is 00:25:01 she was declared incompetent to stand trial. You know, when I would ask her, her was I've been invited to remain incompetent. And then I would say, well, who advised you should throw you know, I can't tell you that. In Maryland, if the defendant is found incompetent and can't be restored to competency, their felony charges are dismissed after five years. So as the clock counts down, Catherine's charges on the verge of being dismissed. Will a grieving dad ever get justice? Listen to Unrestorable on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:25:36 I'm Mo'Raca, and I'm excited to announce season 4 of my podcast, Mo'Bituary's. I've got a whole new bunch of stories to share with you about the most fascinating people and things who are no longer with us. From famous figures who died on the very same day to the things I wish would die like buffets. People actually take little tastes so long away with their fingers.
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Starting point is 00:26:25 no athlete before his sinc is done what he did. Listen to Mobituaries with Moroca on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Penelope Sferas. I'm a film director. I want to tell you a story about a friend of mine. Back in the 70s, Peter Ivers moved to LA to start his music career. He scored Ron Howard's directorial debut.
Starting point is 00:26:53 I didn't know one thing about Peter Ivers. I just said, okay. Let's meet him. And even hosted LA Night Cable TV show. It showcased LA punk bands in all their glory. The crowd started getting bigger and bigger and then there was Beverly Danzelow. There was John Balucci. But then it all went to hell.
Starting point is 00:27:15 Peter Ivers was murdered on March 3rd, 1983. And it raised a question that 40 years later we still don't know the answer to. Who killed Peter Ivers? Listen to Peter and the Asset King on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. My first car is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a car that is a to LA also a not a gift my aunt Uncle made me pay for it a you got it and 98 Explorer and sick I Well it wasn't just an explorer though it was a special explorer you had the and uh sick. I uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh I remember you being mad jealous very jelly dude incredibly mad and jelly Yeah, wait, so you went through cars super fast then
Starting point is 00:28:29 Well, I never I Flipped that one. I remember that as well. That was a tragedy I was I was a tragedy I flipped it on the freeway and then I like it was it was raining in LA You were going on OC. I was going down the Orange County to do some stand-up shows. And I hydro-plane and spawn like five times. Like you see traffic coming towards you. And then you're driving straight again.
Starting point is 00:28:53 And then you see traffic coming towards you again. Right, right. And then I hit the guardrail. I flipped in the back metal guardrail, shot through my back seat. Yep. So it would have been a little bit agitated to anyone back there,
Starting point is 00:29:05 but I have no friends. And I remember that was weird because you called me and Teddy to come get you. And you were so fucking chill. Dude, dude, I just flipped it. I was like, I was almost late. Dude, I was almost late to rest and not in the good way. I was.
Starting point is 00:29:24 Yeah. Wait, congrats. Thanks. And so, like... Well, so what happened? The crazy... I mean, that's a crazy part. But, so I'm like... I was so addicted to monster energy drinks at that time that I climb out.
Starting point is 00:29:38 It's a torrential donpore. I forgot my wallet and my phone. And I'm like, oh shit, I gotta get something and I climb back in and I climb through my window and down into my car and I just come out with my monster energy drink. Yeah. And nothing else to say it doesn't. And then a car full of these Mexican dudes pull up and they're like, oh shit dude, you must be fucked up huh? Like, you must be high on drugs or like drunk or something right?
Starting point is 00:30:09 And I'm like, no, I'm not, I just flipped my car and they're like, so you're telling me you flipped your car, I want to do an accident but I think that's racist. Yeah. I know you can tell. I know you can tell. Yeah. But you know what my Mexican accent would be like, you know the pull back, bro. You know I want to do this but you know what my Mexican accent would be like you know the pullback Bro, you know, I want to do this, but you know right right right so you got the she says she seems she could be Mexican or any other race But she says it's cool You got the cool this one guy stands up got you fucker get him Can't so green light and so there so they're like wait you don't know these drugs are alcohol and I'm like no and. Can't sell the green light. And so they're like, wait, you don't know these drugs
Starting point is 00:30:46 are alcohol and I'm like, no, and they're like, all right, we're outta here. Yeah, they were trying to fucking get some. And then I go, well, can I use one of your phones to call the police and they're like, nah. And they fucking left. Yep. Yep, I remember, you called us somehow.
Starting point is 00:31:04 You did call us somehow. You did call us somehow and we came to God. That police allowed me to call you guys. Did the police... Was there like a tow truck? Is this a whole situation? There was a whole situation, right? It was crazy.
Starting point is 00:31:14 The car was totaled. The car was crunched. And remember, we went to get it, my CD binder. Yes, we did. Yes, we did, bro. Yeah. We had to grab that shit. I was like, I have a dishwasher CD that I cannot part with.
Starting point is 00:31:29 You did have fucking time. Now it's all right. Never clear you had. I've got 40 ounce of freedom that there's no way I could find another disc. Wait, so here's my question though. So you stayed at the scene of the crime, and then did you roll up in your car?
Starting point is 00:31:44 Are you allowed to just do that? I think we caught you like at the tow yard or something. Yeah, I think they took me there. Yeah, and then you grabbed your CD used and we got into my like Ford Focus. Oh, okay. And then, we're back to the car. So, I'm pretty sure we immediately just got fucking
Starting point is 00:32:01 so lit up in the car on the way back. And then those Mexican guys pulled right up next to us. Yeah. We're like, I see you found some. That is cool. That is fun. That's fun. That's fun.
Starting point is 00:32:16 That's fun. That's fun. That's fun. That's fun. That's fun. That's fun. That's fun. That's fun.
Starting point is 00:32:24 That's fun. That's fun. That's fun. Wow. So Blake, tell a very detailed story about how you almost died in a car. Where'd he go? Oh, I've actually never been in a car accident. And that's because Blake drives two miles an hour. Three miles an hour, like, so slow. All I can do. On the way to work, I would always just pass by you and I'm like, I'm late, so I'm trying to get there. What are you doing? I like to be safe.
Starting point is 00:32:40 I like to be safe and I am also always lost. I'm always lost. You've never gotten a car accident? I've never gotten into a car accident. Not even a fender bender or anything like that? Nothing where I had to get out of the car. I mean the one time that I went... What? Nothing where I couldn't just drive off quickly. Wait, what? Well, it's like, you know, the guy goes out to look at if there was damage to the fender and I'm kind of like, are we good?
Starting point is 00:33:12 Right. You didn't even exit the vehicle. Do you want him to get out? What a cool nice guy. Damn, I got in a car accident. I remember once delivering pizzas. Oh shit. And the fucking pizza would got wrecked But I was I was I had a bloody nose
Starting point is 00:33:36 Because I fucking get your just bleeding from your neck. It's just marinara I thought that because and I also remember thinking that because I was like bloody and in pain that if I did deliver this pizza to the door They were gonna give me the fucking best tip I've ever gotten in my life. No, no, you're right That's exactly how they felt. They did not give a shit. They were like yeah, they're like it's cold And why are you late and why is it swished? Yeah, and all bloody. If anyone showed up to my door with just a bloody face, I'd hear Mr. Pizza. Yeah. I think I had wiser arm.
Starting point is 00:34:12 I thought I had a totally different image of myself. I was the pizza hero. Yeah, your arm is pointed the wrong direction. Yeah, you're like a weird scarecrow. I was the hero that delivered the pizza, even though I got the hero. Thank you. I was the hero that delivered the pizza, even though I got, they did not. I was the hero. Could you miss story?
Starting point is 00:34:29 No. Could you imagine in Kyle's brain, it's just like a scene from a movie, it's just like slow mo. He's like getting out bloody with the pizza. It's just like, is this like Kevin Costner's The Postman? I know, man. There goes my hero. Just ding dong.
Starting point is 00:34:50 Looking weird as fuck. Looking homeless. I spilled it in the mirror. I spilled him coming. Okay. A hundred feet away. Okay, it's a roast session. Let's go. I look good though. I was in high school. I was doing what the fuck is all of it. Okay, before the accident. Should I? I feel uncomfortable.
Starting point is 00:35:18 JK. I don't know. I saw you in high school. You were're sexy you look sexy as fuck. Thank you There's a undeniable steas coming from every photo I've ever seen you in high school. Yeah, steas Steve and that's a good thing. It's Jesus good. Yeah, these are me over here It's these are me. What does steas mean? Steezes like it's gonna be stuck between style and for you sleaze It's like your look had a take right it had a perspective and had a point of view that point of view was bleach blombs Spikey like super tight rib t-shirts Kyle took some swings though I got you Kyle took some swings though there was a moment when Kyle actually you remember you like
Starting point is 00:36:13 Shaved your head bleached it blonde, but then you died it like a basket ball. Yeah He literally had it was orange and it had black lines like like it I'm not just saying it look like a basketball I mean told your mom to do a basketball. Yeah, my my mom was always into me doing shit with my hair And I was like I want to make my head look like a basketball and she was like all right. That's awesome I got you faded because we didn't go get haircuts. My mom cut our hair. We never went to the barber. My dad cut my hair.
Starting point is 00:36:49 Yeah. And then I remember my dad actually was like, well, if you're going to do it, you should shave the lines in. And so I shaved the basketball lines in. If you're going to do it. Yeah, my dad's always like, if you're going to do something, do it right. And so he shaved the lines in and then we used a little toothbrush
Starting point is 00:37:07 with black Die and that's how we died the little lines Sick dude, it was sick. Are we like oh two like spall dang we talking. What are we talking? I didn't I didn't get the brand. Yeah, it was brandless, dude. I'm not a fuck, I can't be bought home. You just looked like a Reebok pump walking around? Yeah. I guess it was like a pump.
Starting point is 00:37:33 I mean, my parents are super chill and cool, and I would even probably say, chiller than your parents for the most part. I don't know, my parents are pretty chill, bro. Is this a chiller parent? No, dude, you can get around it all the time when you were a kid. Well, back then, yeah, oh, my parents are pretty chill, bro. Is this a chill parent? No, dude, you were getting grounded all the time when you were a kid. Well back then, yeah, oh, you're talking back then, yes. Yeah, you're right.
Starting point is 00:37:50 Yes. Okay, sorry, I jumped out of the time. Back when they could ground you, yes. Yes, yes, yes. My parents, if they showed up right now and they're like, Adam, you're grounded, I heard what you said, I'd be like, sheeeeeee. No, you're pretty nice, yeah. Your parents were, my parents were very strict.
Starting point is 00:38:06 I'm the oldest, I got the first, I'm also the oldest. I got the first level of discipline. Yeah, yeah, I don't know, yeah, your oldest too. Yeah, and my parents would never allow me to shave my hair like a basketball. But didn't you have a, my parents also let me do a cheetah too. They let me do like, you're from the Midwest. He's from California.
Starting point is 00:38:25 I thought I saw it. There's fucking nuts out there. But I thought I saw it. My uncle still finds his joke hilarious. He's like, how's California land of fruit nuts? Oh, hey. Run, wait. Hey, this for your uncle.
Starting point is 00:38:39 Yeah. But Adam, I've seen pictures of you in high school where you have like you have like Didn't you shave like the top of your head or something and look like a old man? Didn't you do like a bald haircut? I did do that, but also I like how Kyle's just pulling receipts now Well, I grew my hair out. So my hair was really thick when it was younger. It's thinning, and I'd have to like grow it long, but it didn't go flat. It just went this high, straight as an arrow. I look like fucking Sonic the Hedgehog.
Starting point is 00:39:16 I looked so fast. It wasn't. It wasn't. It was basically crippled, but I looked super fast, And my mom was like, you have to get a haircut or you're gonna be grounded. Like, your hair looks fucking stupid. Yeah. She was gonna ground you for your hair?
Starting point is 00:39:34 For hair. And I've never been grounded. No, your hair's were really strict then. But I've never been grounded. Oh, what happened? I thought it was like, oh, my parents are laid back off. And now it's like, my mom are laid back off and now it's like I could get caught with weed and with alcohol and methamphetamine. No not met
Starting point is 00:39:55 But weed and alcohol and like I wouldn't get in any trouble But then the hair my mom was like enough is enough. You look like a fucking maniac go get haircut so then I had my friend We buzz the middle part and then shaved it. And then I showed up and I pulled up in my 1993 Cavalier convertible, South of the Cheyenne. That's a cool band. Everyone had time. Everyone who was born that year. They're like, that's the great year I was born that year.
Starting point is 00:40:20 Yeah, that's pretty cool. And so I pulled up and then I had my friend record my mom and she's out watering the flowers in our five hours. Water in the front. She's watering the flowers. She's almost done. I'm almost done. Hey, I'm going to come. That's Penny Diviner talking about.
Starting point is 00:40:36 We're whacking him. We're whacking now. And so she's watering the flowers. And if you're listening to the flowers, listen to the flowers, and if you're listening to the podcast, I'm garbage, I'm garbage. We're beating off. Where's my hoe? And my mom never curses, and we pull up, and she sees me, and she goes, you dumb, fuck son of a bitch.
Starting point is 00:41:00 Whoa. She said, you dumb fucking son of a bitch. She said, son of a bitch. She said son of a bitch We're the water down and like stormed inside the house. I don't like that fucking little penny all five foot two with some poofy hair just like Does she Right, but does she realize that she called herself a bitch? You do that again. Let me get your feet. Do the feet go again. One same thing. I'll do the feet your feet. Do the feet. Go again. Same thing. I'll do the feet.
Starting point is 00:41:31 That was Penny screne back inside the house. Yes, punch. Yeah, I don't know. She clocked at she. I mean, that's wild. You could have turned around and been like, yeah, I am a son of a bitch. Yeah, got you. That's the difference between us and you could start at the penis. Well we already started with the rudder. Yeah, and I think we did start with the penis But see I would never yeah, I think you like to go back you like to volley back That's why I would and I just like to go gacha Right no, I like I like to I was a really really good teenager in that respect I I fucked them up. Yeah
Starting point is 00:42:04 With with that hot burn you I fucked them up. Yeah. With that hot burn, you just dropped on us? Yeah, maybe you are. You know what? Yeah, your mom calls you son of a bitch and you're like, yeah, you are. I guess that's you. Bro, that's it.
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Starting point is 00:45:05 of my podcast, Mo Bituaries. I've got a whole new bunch of stories to share with you about the most fascinating people and things who are no longer with us, from famous figures who died on the very same day to the things I wish would die, Like buffets. People actually take little tastes along the way with their fingers. Oh, they do. Oh, no, I'm so sorry. Do you need a minute? This is the only interview where I've needed a spit bucket. I'm so sorry.
Starting point is 00:45:37 We'll tell you about the singer who helped define cool. And the sports world's very first superstar To call Jim Thorpe the greatest athlete in American history is not a stretch because no athlete before Sinks is done. What he did listen to Mobituaries with Mo Raka on the iHeart radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts I feel like better lion spends some time here, right? Federline? Anybody here kick it with Federline late night?
Starting point is 00:46:13 Federline has danced on this stage behind Britney Spears. So we're talking about Kevin Federline, Britney Spears, the woman that dances alone in her living room. Dude, have you guys saved your head into a basketball? Have you guys seen these videos? I mean, it is sad. Of Britney Spears, sure, Blake. Yeah, be supportive for sure, but also she's alone going like... Yeah. But like, she's just setting up her comeback, right?
Starting point is 00:46:49 Like, dude, she does my move, this move. Wait a second. Adam, that's a move you do. No, that's my signature move, dude. I'm known for dancing. What's weird is that move, I think, is specifically for glow sticks, and I've never seen you with glow sticks. Like, that move doesn't work if you don't have glow sticks.
Starting point is 00:47:14 You know where I think that was, is I think what I was shooting the first pitch-perfect movie, we had to do like three weeks of rehearsal before we did the move. To be pitch-perfect. Yeah, to be pitch perfect. And so none of us knew how to dance still really don't. And they were like, well, show some of your moves.
Starting point is 00:47:31 Like, what can you do? And we'll work them into the arsenal. And I'm back there thinking, like, what are my fucking moves? What a nice one. So I did like my dumb little toe touch. I did my jazz splits. And then I did this maneuver. What?
Starting point is 00:47:42 Perfect. Perfect. That's actually a good move. And AJ, the choreographer who was like usher's choreographer and a bunch of cool people. KMOU was like, bumpers doing that. For sure. Where did you learn that though? Probably Britney Spears. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:04 If I did it. what's your origin story? I'm just trying to get to the bottom of you baby. Well, I was trying to explain Kevin Fedderline and who that is. So she was married, that girl that dances alone in her living room. She used to be a pop star. And then she was married to this homeless guy. That Kyle looks identical to.
Starting point is 00:48:26 Oh fuck. I did model a lot of my style after K-Bad. I did. I remember it was so funny because we lived together at the time. And everybody universally was like, oh, she's dating this guy. He looks like shit. He literally looks horrible. Everyone across the world was like, he is a garbage person. And Kyle's like, I kinda like what he's doing. Yeah, I like it. I like it. Let me rip the page out of that playbook. Yeah, the guys got some speech, man. Yeah, that's all right. K-Feds are all right.
Starting point is 00:49:00 K-Feds cool, business cool. He's doing fine. I like him both a lot to this day. Oh really Blake, what's your newest Britney Spears song that you just can't live without? This one. She doesn't have to do anymore songs. She's already a freaking icon. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:17 Thank you. For sure. Hey guys. Hey guys. For sure. Right. There's no doubt. But also, she doesn't need help we should
Starting point is 00:49:29 send someone over to check on her let's all go right now wasn't that the whole we should maybe put her dad in charge wasn't the whole baby up I'm thinking outside the box I don't know just thinking outside thinking outside the box. I don't know. Just thinking outside the box. God, where's her father? They're dads. Maybe put her dad in charge of all her money or something. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:49:53 Dude. Well, I don't know. I don't follow her. So I don't know. We fought so long and hard for that. That means not the case. Where's the mom? The mom.
Starting point is 00:50:03 I don't know, dude. This gets too dark if we start to dive. Not the case. Where's the mom? The mom? I don't know, dude. This gets too dark if we start to dive. Where is Kathy Spears? Kathy Spears. I don't know. I assume it's Kathy Spears. She's probably here in Arizona.
Starting point is 00:50:19 That's a good spot. That's where you go to hide. What are you keeping from us audience members? No. It's just kind of the land of gilfs here, I feel. Gilfs? Yeah. Which is a naked grandma. A grandmother, I would love to fuck.
Starting point is 00:50:35 Yeah, grandma. I'd like to have them be on the ground. I would just say, it's like grandparent I'd like to fuck. Naked. Yeah, very good. Yeah. Everyone's team. Nucky Grandma! Yes.
Starting point is 00:50:47 Hey. Hey, I've been to Lake Havasu. It's true. I'm saying, OK, you guys could raise your hands if you want. How many people have had sex with someone over 60? How many people have laid to rest? Someone over 60? How many have won here? rest someone over one here? And your three shot to shit like three people raise their hands. Well, you know
Starting point is 00:51:13 It was really cool is people stuck their hands up and they didn't realize the lights for coming on I saw a few go down I saw a few go down pretty quick Don't be shame dude. That's that's my favorite at like sporting events when like a couple is like making out. And then the camera comes on them and then just one of the person goes like, yes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:36 Like obviously they're cheating and wasn't here. Yeah. And it has to act like they weren't there. But also, if you're cheating, don't go to the soccer game. I don't know. Yeah. For sure.
Starting point is 00:51:52 Well, you got to take them somewhere. On the side of a stranger's house. Yeah, you got to just make sure they're ain't no scorpio. Yes, points. Yeah. What else are you supposed to do when the big jumbo tron shows you cheating on some way? I think dipping out just like... Right.
Starting point is 00:52:12 See, but if you do that, then it's mean for life. Sure. Then everybody, you've got to double down and be like, this is my real girlfriend. We are really together. And then they're like, you don my real girlfriend. Yeah, and we are really together. And then they're like, you don't want to see that. Another part off. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:28 Or do you instantly just make another person's face? You're like, and you have to hold it for the rest of the game. It's a good idea. You sort of morph into like a bad deniro impression. Yeah. You become unrecognizably accept everyone's like, good fellows, right? It was cool. Is the camera guy? Is your worst enemy so he keeps
Starting point is 00:52:49 to you? ZOO! The director's like ready camera one camera one camera one camera one hold it camera one still on camera one camera one holding camera one push in camera one holding camera one camera two shoot to camera one camera three fuck yourself camera one meanwhile the baseball games just happening none of the cameras are on the baseball game stopped and they're like we're playing the game here camera three here Camera three. Here. On me.
Starting point is 00:53:26 Yeah. We're going into extra innings. Hey, where's your timing backs hat? What happened? Did you forget your hat? It's in the dressing room, but I took a walk to the stadium because I just wanted to see it. That's where I found out that it was so super hot here. Yeah, yeah That's where you found it out that Phoenix, Arizona is a warm climate on the on the junk to the stadium
Starting point is 00:53:55 It got a little Musty and me drawers the swast yes But the Phoenix, Arizona known for their huge population of British people What well to that's where I found out that it was crack head hot because I Didn't know where I was going and literally everybody I we need a beer up here Make it a couple here we go finish your thought. I'm so sorry We got a couple. Here we go. Finish your thought.
Starting point is 00:54:23 I'm so sorry. I finished your thought. Literally everybody I asked for, like, you know, to find the team store turned out to be a crackhead. Because it's so hot that the only people who can survive that heat in the day is crackhead. Like, and sometimes they're in disguise. That's amazing. Like, I thought it was a construction worker working because he had like orange vest on
Starting point is 00:54:45 I'm like managerize manager Isaac Give it up for Isaac wow Awesome or manager Isaac right there So wait is there a whole routine where like maybe you bring extra underwear with you some places? Bipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipip What do you mean? It's a wildly blistering hot dry heat. Yes. But you're still going to be swamping, right? It's a dry heat. It's always very wet in this zone.
Starting point is 00:55:34 That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Like, everything is. Everything is. There's a more interpretation over here. We're talking wet. Come on. That's a wet row over there.
Starting point is 00:55:45 We're going to call that the splash zone over there. Jesus. Hey. Yeah, sure. Did you guys, can you guys be really honest with me? Who? Do you guys, us? You fellas, do you guys use body lotion?
Starting point is 00:56:04 Have you ever used body lotion? Look in honestly? No, I don't no no because I I used body lotion in the hotel today for the first time All right, we don't need to hear about you watering the plants Good for you. That's awesome, dude. And how was that? Worth bringing up? I didn't love it. But as I was doing it. Was it worth bringing up?
Starting point is 00:56:33 It's like, I used lotion. I was jacking off. I was just wondering if my fucking bros use body lotion, man. That was my thought as I up on. Well you know, like celebrities always have some sort of like other shit that has nothing to do with them being an actor or comedian or whatever. Like Kevin Hart has like fab lettics or like Tommy John's underwear or one of the many other things he sells.
Starting point is 00:56:59 Like a company, not like a hobby. Yeah, a company. We should, I mean I'm all on board. I've never used body lotion, but I'm ready to be the body lotion king. Well, that's like, Pharrell. Pharrell's doing it. I'd be down with that.
Starting point is 00:57:10 Pharrell's doing a whole man, Gina. No, but I feel like we're known for looking more moist and young than Pharrell. Yeah. I don't know about that one. He's looking pretty moist and young. So we got to some cues from the audience. Oh shit A lot of people ask some hot cues and I think we got some hot hot a's
Starting point is 00:57:36 Hmm lazy says oh my girl lazy. Oh, huh. Are you good? Oh Splash oh Lacey. Uh-huh. Are you good? Oh, splash zone. Yeah, we're good. Turns out she isn't. Good job. Good job. Are you good? Who was that? Deasy. Also said you good.oki. Your boobs are huge. So if you're listening to the people over there, that guy shows, Kip's showing us his right nipple. So your boobs are huge. Pretty exciting. Nice. Now the Chicago show, I would say, probably less rowdy than this show, but we did see
Starting point is 00:58:24 a man's asshole. Oh yeah we did. A man's asshole. We definitely saw the cheeks. Yeah it was wild. We put like lights up for something. We were like talking to him. We asked the crowd the very important question is who here has had diarrhea and just to get to the
Starting point is 00:58:45 spot. Hey, Lacey, we know. And so everybody was like raising their hands and weirdly some people weren't were like bitch everybody's had diarrhea. And you had a taco. And so the lights came up and everybody's kind of raised their hands, and be like, oh my god, I can't believe I'm raising my hands, admitting to diarrhea in public. Yeah, it was fun. And then this man, this 280 pound man, was like,
Starting point is 00:59:18 well, to be fair, to be fair, we've said, hang on, who hasn't had diarrhea, put your hands up. He put his hand up, we said your lying show is your asshole. So he was that how it happened? Yeah. Is that how that went down? He said he had never had, yeah, diarrhea. And then he, oh wow.
Starting point is 00:59:38 He actually, uh, he, which I think is bullshit. I think anybody who says they have an idea is a liar. He wasn't shit. He later treated at us and we found out that he was a substitute teacher. So that's pretty cool. Tight. That is good. Yeah, it's good to know. And he posted a photo of him with one of the buzz ball biggies outside the venue just like, ah, cool.
Starting point is 01:00:01 And we have to pay these teachers more. We do. For real. That's a good job. Okay, next question. I mean, God, I wish we knew his name because it would be so fun to call him out and have one of the students just be like, not even, I feel like high school students don't listen to our podcast. It's like they're cool, stoner, parent.
Starting point is 01:00:22 It was like, Mr. Baker? Mr. Baker, you good? So Nathan and Maddie wrote, for the group, are you good? All right. Okay, we are. Ryan Nardi, you good? We are. We're good.
Starting point is 01:00:37 No, kids, deaths. Aiden Bloodsoe. He had one very quiet friend. It was his girlfriend went, and then he goes, shut the fuck up. He's gonna ask my question. What? Yes.
Starting point is 01:00:54 I'm not good. That's me. What are you saying? That's me. Okay, Aiden Bledsom. Out of the TV show and Game Over Man, what are you most proud of making entertainment-wise, Kyle, you go first? Ooh, well they both are like, they're both epic, but I think I'm definitely more proud of the television show. I mean, that was like fucking ten years of our lives.
Starting point is 01:01:32 That was everything. I mean, thank you. Yeah, and thank you guys for watching that. I know that it meant a lot to you guys, and it means a lot to us as well. Thank you. Uh, yet, yeah. I mean, for sure, uh, work hallix, for sure, I would say as well.
Starting point is 01:01:54 Yeah. We did that show for six seasons and there's seven seasons. Seven seasons. Seven seasons. But the movie was definitely like what I think I went to Hollywood to do was to make a movie. So the movie had fucking very cool stunts that were fun to do. Yeah, we didn't really have a box to do to play in on that one. It was bigger. It was awesome. It was what we did.
Starting point is 01:02:18 Waaah! But you know... I always wanted to show my dick in an episode of Workaholics and I'm glad I was able to finally get that. And this is a little like, this is a little inside baseball. We started with the idea of getting to see Adam's dick and we wrote the movie, we built the world around that. Yeah, that was the whole pitch.
Starting point is 01:02:41 It's like, okay. You're like, okay, but why? Why are we seeing your teeth? I need your Haskell good reason. That sequence is still the funniest sequence in movie history. I think someone's dying up there. Oh, show your dick now. Oh, no. You want to see it? You want to see it? It's right wanna see it? You wanna see it?
Starting point is 01:03:05 It's right in there. Let me get a peek on the other one. Oh my god. I caught a glimpse. Here we go. Here we go. Not today. Nope.
Starting point is 01:03:20 He's saving that for Ben Salem. Nah. We'll do it live. Not today. You guys are too horny. Fuck Nah. We'll do it live. Not today, you guys are too horny. Fuck it. We'll do it live. Renee. May it to rest. Richette.
Starting point is 01:03:31 Renee Richette says, how did you say that? Richette? Ratchet. Renee Ratchet. Oh, Renee Ratchet. That's your stripper, man. In his zombie apocalypse, 10 years in, no fucking or anything. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking.
Starting point is 01:03:46 I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking.
Starting point is 01:03:54 I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking.
Starting point is 01:04:02 I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. Right, but no fucking go listen to either. No fucking or anything. All right, it's tough. That's tough. You come across fresh zombie that is fine. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 01:04:16 Okay, right. I'm listening. Hey, and then she, Renee wrote like two days fresh. Oh, okay. So it's kind of still human is that Well, dude, I'm just trying to get the picture. I have my That's not that fresh Two days Two days
Starting point is 01:04:42 When you really start to blow Two days stay. Yeah, I do like, on the second day is when you really start to blow. But doesn't it take like a certain, but doesn't it take a certain amount of time to actually turn into a zombie? So I think it turns into a zombie pretty much in this world right away. Yeah, and I'm going to close my eyes again. Okay. Shh.
Starting point is 01:04:56 You manage to protect yourself. Mm-hmm. Cut off arms. What? Teeths. Teeths? Teeths. Is this like a pit bull? Renee, you were a fucking psychopath. Wait. You cut off arms, teeths, etc. Yeah. Are you fucking it, Blake? Oh my god. Now this one specifically for Blah- Be honest, be honest.
Starting point is 01:05:28 Remember there's no fucking or anything. There was so- Wait, there's no fucking or anything, but then this is like, are you gonna fuck this one fresh zombie with? Okay guys, I don't think you imagine properly. I had my eyes closed in time. Close your ties. Okay.
Starting point is 01:05:43 I just opened them. I just opened them. It's a zombie apocalypse. I'm here. 10 years in. No fucking or anything. Oh, right. I forgot the 10 years in part. We're a decade into this. And then stumble upon a zombie. That's fine as hell. And it's two days fresh.
Starting point is 01:05:57 Oh. And then, and you cut off, it's, you managed to protect yourself. Okay. You managed to by by cutting off from this... This finest zombie. Cut off its arms and its teeth. Is this like a boxing halena recall here? Are you fucking it? Look, I can go ahead and say, I must say no.
Starting point is 01:06:20 This is some twisted shit. But this is a blank question. This is just for white. If you can, are you good? Hey, are you good? Yeah, you good? Yo. All I'm saying is if you're not fucking it,
Starting point is 01:06:32 you're not surviving in this apocalypse. And did you just make that up? I'm gonna say, I'm like, I guess I have to be able to fuck it if you're gonna survive in the apocalypse. Oh. That's a new take. I was about to fuck it if you're gonna survive in the apocalypse. Oh That's a new take I was about to fuck it even if it wasn't gonna make me survive Is two days fresh dude I
Starting point is 01:06:59 Swinne I got all these subway two days fresh and that's it is bad Yeah! I know Jacob is not in his crib, so I look in and say, oh she's not there, so I'm like, okay, they're not there. Unrestorable is a new true crime podcast that investigates the case of Catherine Hogel, a mother accused of murder. I'm thinking, you know, like, what's going on? Like, this is insane. Like, where are my kids? But despite signs that Catherine Hoggel took her tiny children one by one into the night,
Starting point is 01:07:36 never to come home again, she has yet to stand trial. Because soon after her children went missing, she was declared incompetent to stand trial. You know, when I would ask her, her engagement was up in the body of the remaining confidence. And then I would say, well, who advised you should throw you know, I can't tell you that. In Maryland, if the defendant is found incompetent and can't be restored to competency, their felony charges are dismissed after five years. So as the clock counts down, Catherine's charges on the verge of being dismissed will a grieving dad ever get justice.
Starting point is 01:08:10 Listen to Unrestorable on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Mo'Raca, and I'm excited to announce season four of my podcast, Mo'Bituary's. I've got a whole new bunch of stories to share with you about the most fascinating people and things who are no longer with us. From famous figures who died on the very same day
Starting point is 01:08:36 to the things I wish would die like buffets. People actually take little tastes so long away with their fingers. Oh, They do. Oh, no, I'm so sorry. Do you need a minute? This is the only interview where I've needed a spit bucket. Ha!
Starting point is 01:08:52 I'm so sorry. We'll tell you about the singer who helped define cool and the sports world's very first superstar. To call Jim Thorpe the greatest athlete in American history is not a stretch because no athlete before his sinks is done what he did. Listen to MoBituary's with MoRaka on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 01:09:18 I'm Penelope Sferas. I'm a film director. I want to tell you a story about a friend of mine. Back in the 70s, Peter Ivers moved to LA to start his music career. He scored Ron Howard's directorial debut. I didn't know one thing about Peter Ivers, but I just said, okay. Let's meet him. And even hosted LA Night Cable TV show.
Starting point is 01:09:43 It showcased LA punk bands in all their glory. The crowd started getting bigger and bigger, and then there was Beverly Danzola. There was John Baloozy. But then it all went to hell. It was murdered. Peter Ivers was murdered on March 3, 1983. And it raised a question that 40 years later,
Starting point is 01:10:06 we still don't know the answer to. Who killed Peter Ivers? Listen to Peter and the Asset King on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. podcast. So Cody, Lepke, Loki, Loki, Loki's in the building. Oh shit. That's the dude right there. Is that a beauty?
Starting point is 01:10:36 Hi, my man, Cody. We're in the MCL. No, that's not Cody. That's a broody. It ain't him and it ain't him, dude. He's like, no. He's not cozy. That's a broady. It ain't him and it ain't him, dude. He's like, no. He's not here.
Starting point is 01:10:46 Doors have a Keith Sweat Poster up in his room on Workaholics? True. And if you were to cut off his arms and teeth, would you fuck it? They must have sat next to each other. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, this is more like a trivia thing. Yes, I had a key sweat poster in my bedroom on Worcaholits And now to my office. What is I don't really because you're a little more soulful I would say than I am I think I don't even know if I know one is see the one who goes like nobody
Starting point is 01:11:19 Okay I Okay, you want? And that's it. I think that's all I have. Snip it. Yeah, here we go. Yeah. You can get a snip it. I'm more than Albey's sure guy. Again, I'm super happy. I hope it starts quick though. Oh shit.
Starting point is 01:11:31 Get your gardening gloves on. Yeah. Runners ready. It's Gaston. Oh, cool. It's a middle school this year. It's a middle school this year. It's a middle school this year.
Starting point is 01:11:43 It's a middle school this year. It's a middle school this year. It's a middle school this year. It's a middle school this year. It's a middle school this year. It's a middle. Oh, fuck, dude. It's a middle school dance. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this.
Starting point is 01:11:58 It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. It's what you just do this. I Wait Wow, you just freaked out Blake, Blake why did you watch blacked out? Why did you immediately start to lay durst arrest? Yeah, by the way when I say I just blacked out that doesn't it doesn't have anything to do with Keith sweats
Starting point is 01:12:23 African-American heritage, but That doesn't have anything to do with key sweats. African American heritage. The key sweats. That's kind of a dope, like last night I blacked out. That's a porno for sure. Nobody. Mario Marquez says four Blake. Another one for you, Blakey. I am 30 years old.
Starting point is 01:12:42 Congratulations. Happy birthday to you. It did not say it's his birthday that he was just standing his age. So we did that for nothing. And I have never had a buzz ball. Would you do me the honor? Oh, fuck. Let's get to Isaac, where you get Mario Marquez. A buzz ball. He's got one and it's our favorite flavor Wait do keep who is it who is it who's the person Mario Marquez? You there is There is and buddy and buddy
Starting point is 01:13:23 There is, and buddy, and buddy. Okay. Here we go. Let's see it. I'm free to jog it. Spotlight's got to sweat for it to jog it. Come on, come on, come on. Another substitute teacher. Hey, don't you question on stage. nice dude you pick up your garbage you pick up your garbage
Starting point is 01:13:52 That's why I'll be because that's like the chocolate milk one that one is fucking weird Yeah, yeah, the cause of diarrhea. Yeah, you took that like a champ. Ashley Martinez, are they related? Yeah, no, that was Marquez. Marquez and Martinez. Ashley Martinez, I fucking love y'all. Thank you. We know. Your boobs are huge. How? You dog. I fucking love y'all Adam. How is your kiss with Keith on the righteous gemstone? Wait, you kissed another man? You know we rehearsed that scene for months and uh And uh, I'm out of was he better that was one of our first days of I don't know if I'm on a show called the righteous Gemstones We shot it's like a will they won't they between me and my ex satanic youth pastor And uh at the end of this the last, we have a little smoochy.
Starting point is 01:15:07 And we're picked up for season four and Danny, no. Four plus, and McBride, Danny McBride calls me and he was like, yeah, congratulations, season four. Looks like you're a gay dude this season. So, good night. That's cool. New frontiers. This season? And I was like, this season.
Starting point is 01:15:34 That's been under the whole time. This one's, I'll take this one. When what is Eric Griffin, Montez, coming on the live tour, says Zach D. and Sam. You know what? This is an easy thing for us to answer. It's fucking never. Never.
Starting point is 01:15:53 He's never. Oh, boo you. You don't know Eric Griffin. He's a horrible person. Wow. There's just no way. You have to go see Eric when he comes in town on his stand-up tour because he's a very, very funny guy, but I cannot be in the same room as that man.
Starting point is 01:16:14 He's funny to people, but not here. Why aren't there any two X, why aren't there any two X or Rugaloid shirts? Chonky girls like salad too. Yeah, man. Yeah. Natalie Meyer. Where are you girl? I don't know your feet.
Starting point is 01:16:39 Hey. Oh, is that it? Chonky. Where's Natalie Meyer? There she is. How, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how That way as a follow-up question, Durs, which serial killer has most inspired your work and why? Um, well, I will say rewatching Dahmer. Oh my God! Durs sees the bats of acid in the living room and is like, oh, that makes sense.
Starting point is 01:17:22 Anybody rewatches Dahmer? Red flag, right? That's fucking weird, although pretty good. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know serial killers personally. Blake does. Blake is the big serial killer fan of our group. I love serial killers.
Starting point is 01:17:43 Who's your favorite? My favorite serial killer? Go. Well, you have like a, when we were in fifth grade or whatever, you had a little book that was like all the serial killer. Oh, boy. I will say that's my least favorite, what you just did is what my mom and all of her friends do on Facebook. Were they're like, what's your favorite type of ice cream? Go! Yeah. Try the Chip Cookie chip cookie though the question mark We get we get it go we'll go I like the Univommer
Starting point is 01:18:13 Oh Killer but he rocked oh Nils a person Nils wrote who was your current favorite band slash musician? You know my answer, blink 182. It's just blink 182. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. I saw a workaholic's bling shirt somewhere. Yeah, there's bling shirts.
Starting point is 01:18:42 Yeah. It says blink 182 and then on the back, I missed the old blink 182 or whatever. That's official merch. The band reached out to us to ask if they could do that. Yes. Coolest, one of the coolest moments of my life. Blake, who's your favorite current musician, band?
Starting point is 01:19:00 I gotta go with Turnstile. I'm really love in Turnstile. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Ders hit us. I'm not tuned in right now. I don't know who the hell is. Oh, dude, you know what?
Starting point is 01:19:12 Hey, mine's blank 182. Is Doja Cat still pulling around? That's what I was gonna fucking say. I was gonna say Doja Cat. Is she still scratching the cat? She's got this thickest little bangs right now. I'm just kidding. I don't even know what knows you cats song Paint the town red it's like that and the little bangs are
Starting point is 01:19:38 No one knows what the fuck you're saying Kyle. Yeah, I don't even know what I'm saying bro But I'm saying I do know I don't know what I'm singing I the last song I heard was like young ma Dude she's got the dope in the last song I heard Was vanilla ice ice ice baby? It might still relevant Yeah, the very last question is by someone named LC they go pick a food To describe your balls Blake
Starting point is 01:20:13 My squash One squash, okay, so like orange and really gummy. No, I like it my shit stepped on bro That's tight. Phoenix. No, I don't. No, I don't. I don't know I said that I don't. Thank you. That is the wildest finish I'm not kink shaming, but bro when they stomp on the nuts.
Starting point is 01:20:43 Right, the speed speed bag shit. Oh Dude that's a big bag shits It hangs under the table and then they're punching them. I've seen that shit where there's a little hole in the table and Then they're fucking drop down and then they're mad about It's insane. It seems like you like it. Well, I mean Phoenix whatever bro It seems like you like it. Well, I mean, ah. Phoenix. Whatever, bro. That's what you're really deep in the crates on the,
Starting point is 01:21:10 the porn hub on the other side. Sometimes it's just like, what the fuck are they doing in that frame right there? And then you have to check it out. This is on page 54. He always looks at, uh, porno pages, uh,
Starting point is 01:21:22 and director's speak of frames. Right. I was just like, what is that interesting frame right there? Look at, yeah, I'm more about the shot. Pornow pages and director speak of frames. What is that interesting frame right there? Yeah, I'm more about the shot. The framing on my guy. You're about the shot. You're about the shot. All right.
Starting point is 01:21:35 He's a boop-cuckee guy. What is... What would your... What pick a food to describe your ball? Yes, yes, of course. Thank you. I would just say like maybe biscuits and gravy. It's sloppy like that. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:21:51 Like, they're a little dry, but they're also kind of sloppy. You know what I mean? Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Yes. I would say yes.
Starting point is 01:22:04 My mind would be like steamed broccoli. Good answer. Yes, I would say it's My mind would be like steamed broccoli. Ooh Cungent. Yes, what? broccoli, it smells like farts dude. Yes, I like it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I think broccoli smells like, call me crazy, farts. Yeah, yeah, this is a, you come home to see him broccoli and you think your house got attacked by a homeless dookie people. Right? Yeah, man.
Starting point is 01:22:36 Toofie! Oh, yeah. The last one goes to you, bud. Yeah. One of my nuts, like, yeah. Pick it food. Do you wanna read the question one goes to you, bud. Yeah, what are my nuts like? Yeah, pick a food you want to read the question I'm a part of it's super It's just to reiterate because I know it's hard to follow along. Yeah, what are my nuts? LCS pick a food long conrad
Starting point is 01:22:57 Pick a food to describe your balls. Oh, dude. I never travel without him. He we's okay Oh, dude, I never travel without him. He wheeze. Okay Words are okay. All right. Do we have any takebacks? Do we have any epic giveaways or Apologies to make to each other. No, I don't I don't have any apologies to show the show I feel like I feel like I've had a great time. Oh, well good. I stand by everything I've said about Arizona and the people. I love them. A lot of sun-damaged old tit at Lake Havasu. They're favorite iced tea.
Starting point is 01:23:35 My favorite iced tea, yes. Let's not forget about these guys. Yep. Big shout out to these people. I would like to apologize to everybody over here. As you just look at the back of my head. I'm going to have to everybody over here. Look at the back of my head Look at them all the way back there you guys You fucking rock oh shit oh
Starting point is 01:23:54 Hi Any any apologies play anything I have an epic giveaway, but I need to I need a Dead ringer. I need to see a dead ringer. Okay, we need dead ringers. We're looking for dead ringers. It has to be a dead ringer for me. A bit we do on the podcast about people who look like us. I like how the guy pointing to someone else going,
Starting point is 01:24:21 he looks like Kyle, looks more like Kyle. Oh, yeah. There it is. Oh yeah. Okay. This dude just put on a hat. Yo, that's a cool hat. I think take charge, Blake. I think I found my dead ringer. You in the striped shirt. Yeah, I want you to come down here. Oh, he's got a give, but he's got an epic giveaway. I've got this for a very long time. This is from my own personal collection. It's valued at up to $180 on good markets. Everybody show your face. Oh well you okay I guess
Starting point is 01:25:10 you get up here. Yeah I see it. What are you doing Blake. All right, thanks. Thanks, Blake. All right, yeah. All right. You know what's weird? I feel like that guy looked like Blake Adam and Kyle in a swirl. Yeah, I see a lot of mix of us out there quite a bit. We're like, oh, there's Blake.
Starting point is 01:25:43 No, that's me. No, that's Kyle. He might have one of that. He might have my like webtoes or something. Congratulations. You got Kyle, you got any apologies or anything? Any apologies? Any give us? No, um, sorry that the stage didn't rotate. I guess sometimes it rotates Broken I guess it's broken we wanted to rotate it for you guys, but I guess it's broken and I you know I guess the show just went it was it was good anyways, so sorry about that Well guys it seems like that's, and that is another episode of... This is...
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