This Is Important - Ep 157: LIVE from Long Beach: The Guys Attempt To C Walk

Episode Date: October 5, 2023

Live From Long Beach! Today, this is what's important: C walking, dirty talk, diarrhea, gambling, nervous breakdowns, road rage, rollerblading, prison escapes, poli-charged topics, Q&A, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important! Today on This is Important. It was technically road rage. I was standing on the road and I was raging. I want to know what part of Beetlejuice he was squashing them titties to. Bitch, you have diarrhea. You can be proud of your body, even if it's kind of falling off the bone. body even if it's kind of falling off the bone.

Strap in. Wow. Long Beach. What up? We're in Long Beach. We got a freaking. Oh my God. He's really good. Is that really good? That was good to me. that was good to me That was a great see walk, bro. See you walking out How do you do it too? Oh you guys are really good I'm more like this speed. Oh That's way go I mean admittedly I don't want you to die. I don't want that for you. But that would

be one of the funniest ways to go. It's an actual crib is here at the show and he's like, not today, motherfucker. Right, right. That's one step too far. You don't take my dance. He wishes he didn't have to. He's like, I am a fan, but it is the code. He goes through his phone to like read the code again. He's like, no, it's right there. I got it. In the rule book, I have to do it. I have to say, I'm not affiliated.

Trust me, I know it looks official. Neutron. Neutron. Dude, I'm, dude, did you guys not sit in your room and try to learn how to see walk as kids? Dude, I, yes. Dude, was see walking even around? I feel like that was some new shit.

I don't know how to do laundry. See walking has been around. Yeah, see walking's been around since like 92. Okay, so I feel like it's been around since the dawn of time. Thank you, thank you. Yes. But do you remember they like, Adam and Eve. Adam and Eve?

Adam and Eve yeah, Eve could walk. Yeah, Eve be strut. She had that walk It's hot. So guys, so a lot of people this is cool. We got a big crowd here Yeah, thank you the house What a long beach we got a big crowd here a lot of people that are new to the podcast, have not listened to the podcast before, and you were brought by your boyfriend or girlfriend. And you're like, I guess I'll show up. This is what it is. Yeah, except we don't get the dance all the time. We didn't see walk.

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Sure your peeps then. Yeah, but anytime I ever hear like it's usually girls, I'm working on my posture here. What is happening? Dude, my hips hurt when I lean back. OK. I'm falling apart. Well, your pecs are looking good though.

I feel like anytime a girl says you have strawberry blonde hair. That means they want to fuck you Blake. Wow. Wow. You think strawberry equals. I don't think you say and strawberry. You don't put the little panache of the strawberry because that's the sexiest fruit. And at all. It is an afrodigia. You could say watermelon hair. Watermelon is delicious, not sexy. Dude, you're a watermelon blonde. Ha, ha, ha.

Are you a watermelon blonde? Wait, well, that's a huge debate because sometimes, huge. When you get, and I'm going to rock the boat here, when you get watermelon candy, sometimes it's green. It's not always red. Oh, that's true. Put it here.

Hey, but hey, but that's my time. Oh, I was born in the wrong way. Yeah, you got to go this way. That way it's just the bad person. That actually works for me. Actually, no, that works for me. Oh, really? That works for me.

Oh, fuck. No, no, come on back. But about a lot of time, I think Apple's more classically green than watermelon. So I'm just going to poke holes in your theory right there. OK, fair enough, there are green and red apples. And then and then dirty blonde? Dirty blonde.

But I don't think dirty, dirty is a put down. Dirty is like what a guy would say and he'd be like it's just it's not blonde it's not brown some dirty s-shit. About no blinks. But some men are like about his rival quarterback. I'm always judging people on whether they want to fuck Blake or not. Well dirty still. I think saying we're describing his hair.

But dirty, dirty bond. I want a dirty bond to you. Well, no. What? Because you think, because then you think dishwater. Oh, you think? And you're like, no, what about focus? Sink of dirty dishwater.

OK, if somebody says like, talk dirty to me, like, you're thinking about dishes, is that what's happening? Yes. Oh, yeah, Kyle. You put the rubber gloves on. Yes, Kyle, that is where the saying comes from, obviously. From dishes dirty, talk dirty to me.

Back in the 50s, when women were only allowed to wash dishes and I didn't like that. Oh. Well, that's the side of the fence you're gonna, 50s when women were only allowed to wash dishes and I didn't like that. Well, that's the side of the fence you're gonna you're gonna be on. The husband would come up while she was washing the dishes and be like, talk dirty to me. Oh, because she's dirty washing the dishes. Keep going.

Well, and then it would just stay keep on Oh shit keep going And then he would say take that whole Soap jar of dawn and shove it up my ass. Oh, that's what they were doing in the fifties The old soap jar tonight. I brought you by the soap jar of dawn Do you know the thing about the 1950s? Yes, so it was soap was jarred in the it was jarred. It was barely barred You are so dumb It hadn't been born. Yeah, work the soundboard because you need to hit a few

Oh, yeah, yeah, you're right. Stupid man. Dumbass. But do you have any Long Beach specific drops for us today? Long Beach specific? Let's see. I think I just have Dr. Dre saying Long Beach. Long Beach.

Okay. Long Beach. And you know what's funny, driving in today, you know what I noticed? That beach? So long. Low-beach. I was like, this checks out.

That freaking beach? Dude, I do love low-beach. It is like the place where it's just being from the Midwest. If you said, like, you spent the afternoon in low-beach, immediately your friends like oh shit Hey Adams of bad boy now. I bet he can see walk right What was that was that an impression of me see walking? Yeah, I don't know that part of the street footage. I feel like that's the

long beach. I what was that? Yeah, what is that part? Are you revving up? Is that what's going on? Well, I thought like I'm not to get back to see walking. No, I know it's okay. This whole thing is just going to

loop back to see walking. I thought that I saw perhaps a YouTube video or something when I was trying to learn the dance that they were like spilling out. X hamster, I've seen that video. Yeah. I heard they were like spilling out the word crit

or something, so it was kind of like you're going like, oh. Is the jump like going the eye, the dot for the eye? That was dotting the eye. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Two. Yeah, yeah. Yes, point. Oh, yeah.

I got to know some points. I'll give myself some points. Yes, points. What happens? Wow. So some of you have listened to the podcast, thank you. Yeah. That's good.

C-I-I nation. I mean, it is funny what you're saying about like the date that gets brought out here tonight, like as soon as Kermit, who we, I can't believe we have, I can't believe. I can't believe. When he says,

Daya and you're supposed to say, Rhea, the date is just like, can we go, Can we leave please? Can we go now? We'll go to Ruth's crits. There's a Ruth's crits nearby. There's a California pizza kitchen within a baseball throw from here.

The cause of that. Within a seawalk distance away. And I, daughter of a crib. We can seawalk the entire way. You can hop, skip a see walk away. Come on down. I love that diarrhea gets an applause break. That is what is so cool about going on this tour as we literally. This is what's so cool. Yeah, you can drop diarrhea diarrhea. Listen everybody Wow

I never seen more people passionate about diarrhea Usually you're kind of like oh man, this is Adam divine So and I've seen people passionate about things. Oh, yeah, I love passion. I love diarrhea I like to think we're gonna get a huge a huge ride up in like I don't What's a newspaper like the Harold the Harold? Harold Okay, oh the chronicle Yes, what are some other newspapers? Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, diarrhea. Yeah. Right. And actually, that's a beautiful segue to why we're actually here

tonight. Thank you. We want to talk about the wet brown stuff. Diaries is a problem affecting almost all of us. Constantly. Well, that was a thing that we talked about. We're in Chicago a few what last week last weekend. No one knows. No one knows anymore. And we're in Chicago and we were like everybody has diarrhea and people are like no Right, yeah, and we're like And we're like bitch you have diarrhea. It's weird. It's when somebody like says they've never had diarrhea I can't trust another word that comes out of my mouth I think that should be when you are interviewing someone for a job or something important.

Maybe you're on a first date or something, which is what it's like to date me. It's like a first job interview. You have to get that in. Do you have diarrhea? And if they say never, you say hit the road. No. Because they're lying. There's nobody that has actually never had diarrhea.

I feel like you don't even know when you were three or four. I'm sure you had squirts when you were like that. That's a great point, Kyle. Yeah, well, I'll say. I didn't even think about that till now. But there's probably these people who say they didn't have it probably just don't remember because it was before their brain was destroyed.

Like you've brought it out. I feel like it. And this is why we took the podcast on the road. Well, Andy, isn't your first shit? Can I get the word out? Get the turn out. Get the turn out. No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Well, we raised the lights in Chicago, and people were like, we're like, raise your hand if you've ever had diarrhea. And people were like, I can't believe. Of course. I don't know. It's the first date, but the first date.

And then you see other people. And we took photos of the crowd, right? And I've investigated all of their faces. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Can you see? Yeah.

He's not there really doing his detective work. What is this fucking guy here? And it's very funny to just see some people that are like, like for sure they have diarrhea right now. But let's, can we flip this? Can we flip this? What if there was somebody who has really not had diarrhea, but they're like a joiner, so they're like,

oh for sure, the way it just like, you poop. Yeah, it comes out rock hard. Yeah. Oh, somebody who's trying to be cool. It's like wet stuff. Oh, yeah. No, like we're like just right at first it like feels pretty good. And then like it like heats up all crazy. And then it like tingles and pops.

Hi. The sizzles my favorite part of what we all know is diary. I'm the guy who has a diary. Sizzling Diaria. So classic. Either you have diarrhea or you don't. Yeah, that's the truth. Moving on.

Have you guys noticed young men doing all the sports gambling that's happening? Sports gambling? Sports gambling is like the new lifestyle for everybody under 35. Oh really? What is, no, I have not. It's just like the apps and like, there we go, that guy's an anal second. It's fucking weird. Oh So Wow, you know, I haven't done a lot of it, but I do want to be the face of it. Oh

If they're willing to pay me any amount of money. Yeah, yes, I will sell out for that. Are you a gambler? Are you a gamble man? No, not really. I mean no How do you go? I like you play spets. I don't like to play spets. I like to gamble though I don't know anything about I like to gamble on like Adam and I sometimes have bet sometimes in the past I like to bet on like Who's shoe smells the stink is? Yeah, you know that fucking crazy. Yeah, that's wild. Yeah That's fucking crazy! Yeah, that's wild. Yeah. Touch it as wide as a whole.

Like fun bets, like who could do the most pull-ups? I do feel like we used to spend. This is just a window into how off-the-charts this tour has been so far. Adam, but you realize like whose shoes are the stinkiest, like that's objective, like there's no way to know. It's not. You don't know this.

You just pick one. It could be anybody. It's even though we... You just pick one... Are you pointing at me you just pick one are you point a mirror? Are you put on the crowd? You just pick one nice woman from the crowd and you bring her up here and she smells shoes, okay? And then she decides which ones the seek is yeah, but that's still that's still Subjective relax ladies, it's a hypothetical. It's subjective, but it's

subjective. That one person is the decisive. You have a control in the experiment, but it's still a subject. We're not all smelling it. Why do you think it's objective? Because this subject's perspective, right? Is it what that is? Is it subjective or objective? Oh, objective. You just had

three totally never words. I said a lot of ifs, baby. I said a lot of it is I admittedly don't know all of them Subjective is when it subjective and I'm probably gonna get this fucking wrong but Subjective is when it's my opinion objective is when it's like all way everybody you can't deny it. Is that right? Thank you that's that's going up to my grandfather's who are scientists. My grandfather's who are scientists, that's for y'all. Objective, Your Honor. Yeah.

No, that's A-D-S. That seems pretty subjective to me. Well, yeah, me talking to my grandpa, that was subjective, yes. You're thinking, I don't know if you're gonna explain the grandpa bits of people, including me. What's up? Who were you talking to just now? I was talking to my dead grandpa, my dead scientist grandpa. Alright, but I also know, I mean my friend Chelsea who I think is here, she's a scientist. Okay, but also she's dumb as shit, you know, she, well science, yeah.

Like she's very smart, but also like like what what are you pointing at my fucking? I wouldn't trust her sense of smell over anyone else's No, that's why the smell thing is a subjective experience Now I agree with you see walk it out Okay, hold on see Yeah, I Whoa C. Yeah, yeah, R. I. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that actually turned into that in sync dance, I feel like.

I'm sweating. So there's your hot. Yeah, yeah. You hit the bye-bye. That was my favorite dance when they go, because it's like the only one you can do while sitting. So, when I was in my wheelchair, I could be like, yeah, and me too. He's doing it again. Somebody give that kid a beer. Goodbye. Somebody give that kid a beer.

Watch me wheel off this room Be my friend. I'm still gonna see my friend. I have diarrhea too Would you let kids ride around on the back of you? Like if you were in a wheelchair, you were given rides. Like people are just like, all right, go ahead. Well, it wasn't electric. It's gone out a little bit. How are you sitting there? It wasn't electric.

There was no like, there wasn't a car back there for them to sit on, come electric or come original. Oh, right, so now. Wait, wait, come on. You were given rides. I didn't give a lot of rides. There was a lot of people wanted to take me to class because we got to leave like five minutes early.

Oh yeah. Right. And when you're in middle school, that's fucking elite level shit. Oh yeah, when you get the past five minutes of free time. Right. All these pencils we can throw into the roof on our way. can elite level shit. Oh yeah, when you get the five minutes of free time, right? All these pencils we can throw into the roof on our way. Can't walk, but who fucking can't do that?

I can't walk. I hate walking. Mom puts my pants on, but guess what? My toe fell off in the bathtub while I was jerking off once. Yeah. It's important. But I get to be five minutes early. Yeah. Where's it? Hey, life's crazy. So you brought it up. Are you like a big sports

better? What's going on? Are we about to admit something to us? I never gamble. I own my house. No one's coming after me or my family. Wee-hoo. No, I just feel like it's a weird, it's a whole weird thing now. They've opened the floodgates. Well, see, this is why, I mean, this is why I kind of wish it wasn't legal because I, you know, I love weed. Sure. Oh, bro, give it up for weed everybody.

Whoa. Give it up from mother fucking mirrors. This is called pandering. I love weed every day. But admittedly when it became admittedly when it became legal a lot of the fun was taken out of it. Right. Because remember how fun it used to be when you were a young and you're smoking weed and you see cops and you're like, Oh shit. See, we're lucky that we can still, we can, we can, we remember that.

We can still pretend. We can get out there and pretend like it's a good deal. Now I see cops, I'm like, could you? Dude. Right. I don't, and they're like, I smoke weed too, dude. Fine. Right.

I thought that's how I feel about like gambling. Now it's so prevalent. I'm like, well now I don't even want to gamble. I don't know. I kind of like lose my house. They're naughty. I kind of like the idea of adults who are allowed to smoke weed who pretend when cops drive by.

That is really still really illegal. So it's like you're just grown men at a wedding, having a J frickin' close your eyes, close your eyes. Imagine. Let's call this a way. Let's play, let's play, take you on a ride. Come on, boys. Come on, boys.

We got a spotlight too, for real. Look, look at her all arm wrestling. I'm a real storyteller y'all get ready because I've already said it and a wedding. So for the cops to come it's already fucking weird. It's a policeman getting married. Yes, yes, it's a policeman's wedding. Oh, now that would be scary. That would be scary, woman. That would be twist. And let him tell his story. Yeah, he did my great. So you're in a circle, you know, you're smoking weed with your boys.

One of the groom's friends, who's a cop, walks up full uniform for some reason, because he doesn't own a tuxedo. Yeah. It's the only nice clothes he has. Is this nice enough to wear? Yeah, it fits. It has a got it or just the whole

story. That's your work uniform. Full swap here, but sure. He pulls up to the circle and everybody's like, Oh, shit, oh, shit. Skidaddle, bro. Skidaddle. So, bro, that's the best part of the story. I must talk. They know him, but it's just part

of the rules. You pretend because you really want weed to have that cachet again. Right, you guys can open your eyes now. Yeah, open your eyes. Now you can open your eyes. Blake, I'll admit it, that story fucking sucked, dude. It was a long walker like really no fucking pay off.

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So what yeah, you were hit by a car Car to take it wasn't like I by a car. I got it. It was my car to take. It wasn't like I got ran over, because I'm here. Yeah. They got back. Well, so far, I don't think we've made up stories to bring on the podcast, but go ahead, Blake. And also, you know, I'm terrible at making up stories.

Yeah. So I was hit by a car. What kind? Dinosaur. On a hot air balloon? Car? Wait, you were in your car or you were like you were just I was jogging. I was jogging in my neighborhood. Okay, I did get a head phone in.

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Yeah, so we landed today from Phoenix. Phoenix? Yeah, Phoenix last night. I actually didn't have that on the board, right? And the drop goes Phoenix? Yeah, that's Bill, that's Bill. And I decided that from workaholic. When I landed that I was going to run, because we have to run Rinsh, Chicago just eating pizza. I face fuck buzz balls every night so he does

And that's not for you guys. He saves that for the hotel room afterwards Just for us. Yeah, just for me in this little camera. I get to fucking film all that Do not release that to the public. Do not come. Do not come. I already accidentally leaked it all. I decided to go on a little jog in my neighborhood. So I was kind of coming up to like stop signs. And it's like a four-way stop. And I was jogging. And I saw that a woman was coming along.

And I saw her out of the corner of my eye. And I noticed that she was kind of like slowing her role. OK, good. So I was like, I could slide right over this hood. No, I I noticed that she was kind of like slowing her roll. Okay, good. And you were like, I could slide right over this hood. No, I was like, like she was slow. I could slide right over this hood. She was slowing at the stop sign.

So I'm like, oh, she's going to stop. She didn't. So I had to do a like that. And so, did you like your butt? Like down here and then I kind of slid down. And and then it was kind of like this moment where it's like What kind of car? What kind of car? It was like a white Subaru So low hood, so you did like, did you did it scoop you up at all? Did you sit on the hood?

No, I kind of rolled down the hood So you did roll down, you did slide down the hood? Yeah, I did a full hood slide and landed on my feet and then it was kind of like What happened? Well, the thing is is that I'm kind of new to the neighborhood Right, you gotta play a game. So you don't want to, you don't want to sue right away Yeah, you don't want to, you don't want to really be the teacher.

Well, I don't know if this is my neighbor because initially you're fucking pissed and I wanted to be like what the fuck you stupid man And she's like oh my god, you're new to the neighborhood Blake welcome or she just she just has a bit one of those videos for me from Instagram where it's just the dudes like hitting their cell phone against the window be like you open up right right right get out of your car. I'm gonna kick your fucking ass right and then you walk away Into the pole and you're like, even more angry. It's a very specific video. Those are my favorite type of videos,

because I feel like I've been that person. Oh yeah. Well, what's wild is when they see the camera, it's like they double down, they're like, fucking now. Yeah. Oh, did you see the one the other day, the guy that was golfing?

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah, where he the other day, the guy that was golfing? Oh, yeah. Yeah, where he's just like, there he is. He's here. He's here. That fucking psychopath, dude, was just like, he took a shirt off. But here's the thing, I will say, he kind of gave me hope, because I was like, yeah, you can be proud of your body, even if it's kind of falling off the bone. Yeah, and you know what did he say?

He kept saying, I've been to heaven. Right. Yeah, he did have some really good lines. People have lived lives. People have lived lives. People have lived lives. People have lived lives. What was the truff, truff fired, Nervs?

The guy who took his shirt off, he had like huge boobs, He wouldn't even really build. Yeah, the guy. Well, no, he had the angles right, though, the way he was moving and the way he, like, he had the angles correct. As a guy who recently got kind of fat, uh, stop speaking for me.

You got to work that boobs are huge. You got to, it's not my boobs. It is my belly. My boobs are fine. Stop eating. It's not your, it's not your boobs, it is my belly. My boobs are fine. Stop eating. It's not your ass. It's not your butt. It's not my ass, no.

In fact, since I've stopped cycling, it has gone out of my ass and it's freaked around the front. All in one minute. It has come up here. Oh, you, yeah. So you got to work the angles. I, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

And he knew exactly how to like, you saw him doing his shit with his body like that. And it's like, oh, now he looks good. And he knows that. Right. And you know that. And that's a classic body building. Yeah, right.

Right. You know, right. That's like, I know I look sick right now. I know I look fucking intimidating. Like, what are you flexing? Huh? What do you flexing? Muscle's motherfucker.

What else do you flex? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Points! Yes, fair. Yes, points! Damn, I just did this. I never do that. I just did this.

It's so much. I mean, I've been that guy before, though. I've been that, I mean, I think I told, I might have said this on the podcast, but I'll tell it again. No, I was, I forget what I was doing. I was having a totally normal day and I draw, and this guy just like was honking at me

and I fucking flipped. And I get out of my car, I'm like, you wanna go motherfucker? That's scary. That's objectively scary. That is objectively scary. Dude, I got out of my car and it flexed every part of my body. She's this.

Yes! Oh! And then this guy got out of his car, which I did Nazi coming. Right, right. Because when I move my entire life, because I've always been a little smaller, was just to out psychosyco people? Smart.

It's a really smart move. And then everyone's like, ah, I don't want to get into all this. This guy's a fucking little wolverine I'm going to have to deal with. Yeah, the Badger King. Little honey Badger. And this guy gets out of his car and he's like, six, four, really in shape. And he just goes, beautiful. Get back in your car

You fully shit your pants dude and I go whoop Yeah, goodbye. Goodbye Dude and I get back in my car and we drive and we're going the same direction And I'm like fuck and we pull up next to each other and he pulls up and My I have a convertible my convert convertible top was down, like a fucking asshole. Right. And he pulls up and I go, you have no idea what kind of day I've been having.

Right. I was having a normal day. Right. Right. I was going, I think my errands that day were to get a car wash and drink Starbucks. What you're saying is not, what you're saying is not untrue. He has no idea what kind of day you've had.

You do not know me. I screamed that Adam. I'm still like fuming that he was able to pump me back into my car. And then he goes, hey man, you just got to chill out. Oh my God. I'm a fan. Ooh. Which hurt my feelings so bad, dude.

See, but he couldn't say anything else, but it's like, I'm a fan. I was like, oh, Jesus Christ. What about I'm not a fan. Oh, yeah. I would have been like, good. See, but that's the kind of video that needs to get leaked we could learn a lot from that, you know He's here All the people are here Adam this is your life

How's lights up Really keep them down. Keep them down. Have you guys ever had like a nervous breakdown? Well, that was my thing. I actually, I handled it. I don't know if I handled it well. I definitely defused the situation because- Well, you didn't punch that woman, so. Right.

I would consider that really good. He didn't finish the story. No, I was just- He didn't punch the woman. No, I just kind of looked like I was like, I didn't want to be mad, so like like you get brought up and was like I was just like Dude Did you hit you again just to be like I think I can keep hitting this guy

She got out she's like are you all right are you okay? And I was just kinda like, just like, try not to do that again. I'm sorry. That's very awkward. And I started to feel bad because she was so apologetic. I was just like, it started to turn where I was like, no, actually, I think it was my fault. I'm like, I should have like choked over the car

or. I got the red car in Zoom. And you know know what I shouldn't even be exercising right I need right take better care of my body and just sort of relax It was really surreal because when things like that happen like The song that was playing in my ear was just straight up like Michael McDonald like a cold McDonald. I was like, what a fool, I believe. Right. I'm like, just got hit by a car. And I'm like,

and so now when you hear that song, I'm gonna just go into a blind rage. P-T-S-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D I feel like that works, that works really well. Hey man, I feel good about that. Yeah, good for you. Wait and not lose it. Nobody was filming or nothing. No, because now I'm going to walk around the neighborhood and they're going to be like, there's the fucking bitch right there.

Hey, have the car feel you fucking bitch. You can hit that guy. Yeah, you can, yeah, you can, whenever you feel like clipping a man with your car, that's the guy, the long hair. Look at the clown again. The hair clown. Hey, daddy, there's the clown. And it's just you, it's just you running past our house. Like, hair just like,

he's running so fast. Right, right, right, right, right, hang on, hang on, hang on, because he's running so fast. Right, right. Hang on, hang on. I have a reddit. It sucks. Oh, yeah. It's carpeted. We're doing some Foley.

I have some Foley work here. It's tough with the carpet, but I think we still picked it up. Have you guys had any road rage or psychopathic, do you? Do you have your own... Well, Durs is probably the scariest. She's like, I've killed a cat. Or something insane. I was like, you guys have choked out a psychopathic, do you, David? Well, Durs is probably the scariest. He's like, I've killed a cat or something insane. I was like, you guys have choked out a squirrel before, right? I don't know.

Because like, then you got to like wash the car after the pictures you take. Yeah, I had a road rage one. This wasn't even a road rage. And my wife's here and she was like, oh my God, when this happened. But there's a narrow street and it was like trash day. So the trash, like canisters are out, right? Okay, pay for picture. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Shut up. Close your eyes. Guys are arm wrestling. And it's narrow. And I'm like,

okay, all the trash bins around on my side or his side. So he's just pull over so I can go straight through here. And then he came through on my side and I'm like, well, you're on my side now. Yeah, on my side now, bitch. And we didn't really have anywhere to go. I had the whole day ahead of me. He looked like he was in a hurry. And I was like, park. Oh, shit.

And just sat there and she was just like, don't be this person. It was a standoff. She almost was going to get out and I'm like, you can't get out because then we lose. And then someone else pulls out to be like, are you guys going gonna move? And I'm like, you tell him? You become a professional sign language person, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like Wow the assholes win again. And let's just say my life must be sad. Oh yeah, assholes.

One for Ders. One win. Oh yeah, assholes win, dude. Oh. Kyle, who did you have today? You have some deep seated rage. I do. I was actually thinking about this and I'm like, you know what?

Not sober, but when I remember like drunkenly going down San Vicente Boulevard. Nice, yeah. And like, college. No, I was on foot, but I was walking opposite traffic in a lane trying to hit cars. Yeah, like trying to swing at them when they were coming towards me. Do you know where you there?

Do not put me at the scene of the crime. Were you there when I- Yeah, Kyle's like, yeah, I planted some homemade bomb devices. And I planted people. I was drunk. Were you there? I was drunk. So these cars were moving or these were parked cars?

The cars were moving and I was like, they would come on me. To you. Oh, God. Like just flex on them. I know that I have these memories that. Are you the guy in Beverly who wore the roller skates and just would dance in front of the mirror? I thought you were going to say you fought yourself in the mirror.

No, no. It was technically road rage. I was standing on the road and I was raging. You know what I mean? So that's like kind of what I was thinking about. But it wasn't, see what I like about your rage, because usually my rage is to one person specific. Oh my god. That gave me the tiniest light. Not even that big of a deal, like a honk, and I'm like, Right. Right. It's man versus man.

Yes. Yours is you versus all of society. Yes. It's my, you just, like a mom taking her kids to soccer practice, and you're just like, not this caravan. Fucking big oil! Oh my god. Yeah, it's like, it's me versus the world, dude. That's what it was. practice and you're just like not this caravan Yeah, it's like it's me versus the world dude. That's what it was I like it. Yeah, yeah, hey what happened to the beer I thought there was gonna be like a little cooler of beer

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You can't open the can. He's actually struggling. What I like to do is I hold conversations while I do it for like a long time. I'm like, yeah, no, for sure. And like, that's the Dow Jones is, I know. It's all fucked, dude. It's too toxic about the Dow Jones.

Dude, I don't even know what the fuck that means. It's the Nasdaq. It's like that. That's the other one. Oh, I got it. Yes, points. I'm giving points for him opening a can. Yeah, points are cheap tonight. They're easy. They come easy over here. Thank you, daddy. I like Ders has a little support group for you not being able to open a can. The little crew over there was like, you can do it. Yeah, I believe. I go to places where people like, I get ziplocks and I just can't open them.

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Whoa. That's really yeah. Give it up. Sweetish engineering. Whoa. Don't call it. Have you ever been hit by a car? Personally. Yeah. Like my body. What? I don't think so. No.

Except maybe like for. No. What do you mean personally? I think so. Personally. I mean like my body. You don't think so. Look.

I said personally like my body, bro. Like me. He said his car got hit. So I said personally, like my body, bro, like me said his car got hit. So I was like personally, like my body. Does that make sense? You know, does that make sense to you now? You know, I take it back about weed being legal. It should definitely be legal, dude.

We'd yeah. Weep illegal. It should definitely be illegal, dude. Weep. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha. Uh, you have been hit by some men so many times. I've literally been in so many accidents. Yeah. My body three times. Uh, wait, three times you've been hit three times. Personally, I'm gonna back over this fuck.

Personally, I'm gonna do. Uh, I was reversed into once. Wait three times you've been hit three times personally back over this fuck personally, too I was Reverced into once okay, and that wasn't that big of a deal right what I did scrape up my arms and then I was hit by a A car while on my bike didn't fall off my bike dude. Oh shit It was Elite level Oh shit. It was fucking elite level. Whoa, that's some ex-game shit dude. I was by the beach and a car pulled out

and the resand there and it clipped me and I had my headphones in. Okay, see, this is dangerous. We're really also Michael McDonald. No, no, no, no. Yeah, the headphones while on bikes is out there in the world. It's obviously dangerous. Yeah, but also live dangerously.

Yeah, fuck you ever. Never gonna sleep, never gonna die, never get sick. I'll tell you why. Shit, don't pay me, don't. Bro, let's go. And then I get hit. I fucking slid in the sand, dude. It hits me and I go like, shhh, like six feet.

I just like a Avenger. Yes, yeah, exactly like an Avenger. A Avenger. So a Avenger and Avenger. Avenger. Avenger. That feels like one of those moments in a movie where like just an electric guitar would go.

Wow. I think that's the, you know, this's the rollerblading movie airborne that you just row that movie is so fucking good that's the anytime they jump off they're on they're all on rollerblades and anytime they jump off like four stairs it's like now this that movie jack blacks in that movie right and Seth green is in that movie too probably and they go take the devil's backbone at the end of that movie like they have to do that telling the whole movie like you're guessing

well i get it confused sometimes with uh... another rollerblading movie i guess i don't know but that's it right yeah that movie fucking kicks ass i love that movie yeah hey uh... we all rollerbladed right oh yeah right? Yeah, that movie fucking kicks ass. I love that movie. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, We all rollerbladed, right? Oh, yeah. Oh, so will you explain to me? Dude, look at us. We're obviously a rollerblading crew. I feel like well, Durs has rollerblades. I do. I got that's fucking sick. I want to get some. No bro. Did I rollerblade?

I want to get to know bro. Did I roll their blade? So it was just us. Yeah, I don't think I just didn't do it. You didn't do it. What I'm getting to is that like I remember obviously getting around town Jumping off a few stairs, but then when you would see people going downstairs. They did it like this backwards like this Oh, like that backwards like this. Oh like that. Thought they did it like that. What don't I know about like that being easier than just going down the boards? I don't know man. Well it's not easier. This is kind of for us. Yeah. We'll do that. It's not easier. That's just more badass.

But it was the way that people did it. I've never seen anybody go down stairs and roller blades Forward no, you end up doing the like the hop cunk like you're like doing that you can't ride down the stairs if you're going forwards But back and we're just we just need ten more minutes because you stick here It's because you can stick your ass out backwards. It's because you can do like Even when you bend it's still just flat. Oh, am I out of shape? Yeah. I was never good at rollerblading.

Mostly I just did it because I couldn't physically skateboard. Yeah, that was what most rollerbladers got into rollerblading is because they couldn't skateboard. Well, we're such freaking California kids. Long Beach, what up? No, me and Blake, just me and Blake. We played roller hockey. Yeah. Which in airborne there's a sick roller hockey scene.

Dude, there is a roller hockey roller. Rollerhockey scene. Wait, can you not say roller hockey he couldn't just there he was like roller fuck what is it hockey roller hockey there's a roller hockey scene in every movie for five years mighty does the 90s. I do love me some 90s. I got into a I got into sketch a soap shoes for a minute. Oh, soaps were what and that was what you explain what that is. Dude, it was just some regular basic ass air walks or some shit. And there was soaps. They were their own brand. They were so but then they had like some soap like sex wax right here.

There was plastic. What's the charge soap from the 50s? It might have been charge soap. And then you just would grind on shit. Yeah, it was like when freestyle walking was like off the fucking charts dude. It was like in that time. Back when freestyle walking was freestyle walking.

But these soaps they had, they did. They had a piece of plastic right here and you could do grinds, you could do soul grinds, you could do like the cross grinds, you could do all that shit. You know what though, to be fair, I remember when like the MTV True Life or whatever the fuck it was came out where the dude was like,

I'm a freestyle walker and it was like, well no, you're just like not including yourself in gym class and you're overdoing that thing. Yeah, but, but. Okay, yeah. Yes. I could not have foreseen where it's gone. The trajectory.

Parkour. I know. And that kid started it. I know. Right? That's right. He's the birth. Oh, yeah.

Well, I do. And so does Ders. We're talking about it. Okay. We're talking about. Okay. Go ahead. Go ahead. Like, I mean, yeah, stop. That is wild. That freestyle walking basically is the beginning of parkour. I never thought about that. So right now. Is it or is gymnastics? Like, what do you mean? Like, dude, but gymnastics they don't teach you not you're ruining it. Dude, they don't teach you to run up a wall. Like when two walls are really close, that's not in the Olympics. The gymnastics next to the rings where they just have a tiny little muscular

person. Honestly, I honestly, I think parkour could be an Olympic sport. I think that would work. I can't escape from the jail. What? Who was just like this up the walls Olympic sport. I think that would work. I can't escape from the jail. What? Who was just like this up the walls? Oh, I saw that shit.

So good. I'm talking about that. Yes, I saw that. The human being. It was a human being, not a cat. Well, you said cat. Yeah, I know. Yeah, that threw me for a loop.

I'm like, we're putting cats in jail. Yeah, I was like, well, why was he in jail? Hang on, we should. The prison system is insane. Circle back. They they should I mean Should we allow them to have pets? Should we allow prisoners to have pets? You're fucking your dog again. We totally should yeah, that's exactly right. They would be fucking that cat all the time

What did you say to me? What did you say to me? What did you say to me? I think it's not worth it. Actually a cat butthole? Or is it a cat vagina that is barbed? No, it's the penis. So sorry, where's our science? Why is everyone wearing a penis for this shit?

Is he talking about, what's he talking about? He's talking about cats butthole being barbed. But I was so apparently a cat. A cat's penis is barbed? Barbed, duh. Yeah, it's not barbed. It's not a small woman. Well, it's got a hook.

Like it has a fishing hook? No, no, no, guys. This should be a penis hook. A lot of animals have hooked penises. Like wolves have a... It sounds like it's right. You have it. You can't, the right guy

It's actually pretty cool. It feels great. I believe it's in the evolutionary trait to wear when the animal in the wild too much who cares puts its dick in and like Yeah, mating mating mating and then it like latches in, so I don't know. Like animals don't like fucking. This dude escaped jail. Oh yeah. Going up the walls of like a fucking, that was epic.

He was just gone, dude. Like, that was the coolest thing I've ever seen in real life, maybe. I agree. I was blown away, watched it like four or five times, was, I thought it was so silly. He was so casual before, he was just kind of like, when his dude was just kind of watching, like, yeah,

nobody's here. And then he goes, take, take, take, take, take. Also like, because you're in prison, how are you training your body to be able to do that? That's all you're doing. Yeah. But to be able to do those pushups where you like, you know, like,

plyometric push-ups. I can't do them, but they're like, where they're like. Oh, here he goes. OK. Just wait. No, but for real, for real, for real. Is that what it is? Oh, there it is.

There it is. There it is. Blake's ready. Blake's ready. Shit. Wait. Wait. Oh, I can do the work. Oh, shit. This is about to break out.

Wow. And that's how Blake re-broke his back. On my L3. Should we do a few minutes of these right here? What are those right there? What are those? We're trying to be more polycharched. Oh, righty that.

And we're going down to brass tax. Yeah, and we're trying to be more topical. So here are some topical polycharched topics. OK. Broom, brum, brum, brum, brum, brum, brum, brum. I'm pissed now. OK. You got, you want to hit it with a straight out

to sell? I'm going to be. There you go. Oh, that was cool. That was cool. Okay, you got you you want to hit it sort of this straight out the Sacramento B There you go. Oh, that was cool. Thank you. Did you guys know that all this is a funny one All we haven't seen these all those NFTs are like fucking worthless now, dude See that's why that's why we haven't done the butthole yet That's why we haven't done the butthole yet. That's why we haven't done the butthole, it's not worth it. Because you would bring the value back, we would change the entire... Well, actually, I stand corrected, maybe now is the time to do the butthole.

Hello. Because... Loose butthole. Because our buttholes, we had talked about on the podcast previously, that we want to do an NFT, but it's our butthole collective. So it's one fourth of each of our butthole. Right. And so you don't know who's, you don't know who's buttholes who's. You're gonna know. You'll figure it out, maybe. Yeah, you could totally figure it out. Although, you know what'd be cool. Remember those like old, well, maybe they do them again,

but the baseball cards were like, if you like twist it this, it goes from batting to all the way through. If it's like all of our buttholes and you just kind of like morphs as you turn. I thought you were going to say, I was really like that idea, Durs. Equivers your butthole quivers. See, I'm not really big in a gambling, but I'm ready to invest all my money in this butthole idea. Right now, hold. It's honestly not surprising to me that these NFTs lost their value.

That's like... By the way, we said that's topical. This is not like, as of this morning, NFTs are worthless. Yeah, I didn't put this list together. That's true. Who did that? He's just reading it. He was just out here. Wait, this isn't on the list. I don't think, but we thought we were going to cover it before

and we didn't. The bobert chick. Oh, the beetle juice. Is that the beetle juice? The beetle juice. They try and bro, con. How can you do that when you're watching Beetlejuice? Why aren't you, how are you not locked on that fucking state? Wait, can you, can you, can you, can you, can you do that when you're watching Beetlejuice? Why aren't you, how are you not locked on that fucking state? Wait, can you feel people in with what, what, what are you guys talking about?

Beetlejuice. If you don't know, you're not paying attention. We're talking about Beetlejuice. That's a senator I think she is or a congresswoman. She like jerked off her homie. Yeah, but is that, is that real? She did do that or has hit God in the flames? She was, she was at Beetlejuice.

It's very funny. She keeps vaping a ton, which is tight. Uh, well, is this respectful to the stage? I know, she does. I know that like the news keeps running it as if it's like a bad thing. It makes me think she's kind of cool, but I don't know, man. She's at Beetlejuice.

Cool. She's vaping cooler. man. She's that beetle juice, cool. She's vaping, cooler. She's honking DI. Yeah, she's honking DI, which is the thing that we say. She's honking DI. She's like really getting her like boobs squashed on her. That's what is part, like, because- Because-

Obviously, we all love our wives' breasts. We do. Obviously. Sure. We all love our wives' breasts. We do. Obviously. Sure. Yeah. But I've never been out at a concert or a theater performance, and I've just been like, yeah, but was that what he's doing?

He's like watching the show, and he's like, yeah. At least he's watching the stage. Yeah. At least he's watching the show. Yeah. I want to's watching the show. Yeah. I want to know what- Nice fucking model. I want to know what part of Beetlejuice he was squashing them titties to.

Yeah, it's when they all become like- Yeah, when it's like- It was the nice fucking model. Hot dog. We're being juxtapental. But like, I dare any of you guys to make it through Beetlejuice up to that point without Hawking What's the what's the song at the end that she like floats up is like this?

Yeah, did you say banana song but how does it go is it jump in the line? How does it go? Harry Belafonte! Wait. How does it go? Terry Belafonte! What the... Hey, wait, what did she say? What did she just say? I would say we're doing it. She just said, help me out of the kidnap. She's like, banana song and I'm like, do you know it?

And she's like, uh-huh. It's Terry Belafonte. Bannett, I know. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I really do not know what I should know this banana what I think you have it like I think it's you know and I think this is it jumping the line is that it no imagine you're in a theater in right? I'm getting thumbs up scores the boots of the press. Squats your loved ones, Tim, right now. Play the whole thing. Everybody's without their veins, and squats your friends, Timmy.

It's the best in the world. It's called Jump in the Line. I don't know. Jump in the line? Yeah, okay. I didn't think it was called jumping the line. I don't know. I didn't we all think it was called the banana salt. That's what was to be out. I don't even know when they say that. I don't know if we all thought she was just so confident. Right.

Yeah, you're so confident. You made me think I was not right. That's like the bunch. He says bunch. What it's called poke in the line. Jump in the line. Jump in the line. Jump in the line. Jump in the line. Jump in in the line jump in the line. But we Does it say banana? What's the banana part? I can't I don't have that I don't I don't know We can't listen to the whole song just for legal and now we're off the rails

But I will say I do understand because watching live plays like I remember Being in high school and we would go for drama class We would go on field trips to plays and Fucking shit with down during those Shakespeare festival The dog was in came on dude Shakespeare festival up in Ashland we were squash and boobs nice Dude, I also was a drama kid and I

Was also squash and boobs drama kid and I was also squash and boob. Squash boob. Hey, and to that point on the swim team, we would shower together in speedos and shit. Yeah, we would shave each other. And that's the difference between us, dog. You can start with the penis. All I'm saying, dude, is I have very fond memories

of Sweeney Todd live. Yes. Oh, yeah. Hey, dog, I was in that play with you. Sweeney Todd in the Giant Rat of Sumatra, Orange Coast Community College. Wait, was 2002? Sweeney Todd in the Giant Rat of Sumatra? No.

No, that was Sherlock Holmes, but nice swing at him, and I'm going to let you live with him. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's not, the sweetie Todd is the demon barber of Fleet Street. I tend to tear the sweetie Todd. Demon barber of Fleet Street, whatever, yeah. Dude, I could have sworn, I've been saying it's sweetie Todd and the giant rat of Samatra. Wow, definitely not that.

And I've never been. It's your lock homes, dude. I was hit that fucking play, dude. And you didn't know what it's fucking call that I don't know what to tell you Yeah, that's what an OCC degree will get you though Wow I know I

Didn't get a degree all right You got an honorary degree. I got an honorary dude they put Blake and I in the Hall of Fame. Yeah they did. Yeah a couple years back they put us in the Hall of Fame and and then I told the president I was like oh this crazy because I didn't even graduate and he goes shut the fuck up. Yeah do not ever say that. He went, Hattop! Fuck it! Now, the funniest part about the NFTs of being worthless is all the people that spent, I mean, how pumped are you if you just like had a design of like an ape who's kind of

bored wearing a dumb hat? Dude. And then you made like a hundred of them and sold them for like three million dollars each. Unreal. It's so wild. Like, see, that's why we could have... And then you made like a hundred of them and sold them for like three million dollars each unreal It's so wild like See that's why we could have all Retired off of our bum hole NFT if we would have gotten in early see, but that's kind of our thing We're late to stuff. So that's why we should do it now. We're definitely two thousand and late on that one

Yeah every every topic we're about to talk about is gonna lead to like a business initiative for us Every topic we're about to talk about is gonna lead to like a business initiative for us Those legos so toys A business decision that will never get around no just fun to talk about Isaac's technically in charge and That guy's wearing a shirt right now, so come on out here without a shirt on Isaac. Let's see it Come on buddy. You got a lot of hometown crowd. Take it on, I don't know how to talk. Come on, just give us something. The people wanna see Isaac.

Come down like, let's see those come bros. Come on, bros. Yeah. All right. Get out here, come on man. Come on dude. You're not hot. Isaac, just come out, you don't need to show your tits.

Just come out and take a bow. Just people want to see you, Isaac. I don't want to go by wrong. Just come on out at least. Bro, don't leave them hanging. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God.

Yeah. Oh. He did it. Oh, my God. He did it. He did it. Oh, my God. He did it. He did it? Oh my god! Yes, yes, yes, yes! He did it? Oh my god, he's a big bear!

Oh my god, he's a big bear! He didn't take it off. I didn't see it, I have my fucking back to him, I want to see his nipple! What if I really threw a fit? I didn't see that one! That'll be later, instant boner. Wait, will you do another, this is important sting? Oh, sure, yeah. Wait, hold up.

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Well, this is a dumb one because, uh, I mean, you deserve to die. Wait, what is it? So, crowd singles come, wrapped in its own little thing and kids are just eating it with the, like, cellophane on it right? Yeah, well that that happens though If you're hungry, you know, and you're just Starfinn you're ready to scarf. I feel like when you're a kid. There's some shit You like just eat with wrappers just cuz that's what I say. Do you remember fucking smarties? I used to just eat the whole roll up.

What? Wait, really? I remember putting it in my mouth and then like going like, and then pulling it out. No, I just used it just like, eat it with the plastic like a bar. So then what did you do? You swallowed the plastic? No, you just chew it for a little bit and then you kind of peck it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it,-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk-puk and get a lunch or something, right? But like, this is eating the wrapper. Yeah, but you know how thin the wrapper, it's not like a wrapper, it's just like a clear piece of plastic.

It's very hard to tell that it's on there. Well, I feel like if you choke on a craft single and you die from that, you can't, you lose. Exactly, right. I do. I do. That was good. It is like the perfect murder.

If you kill somebody, just a craft thing go down their mouth and Leave the crime scene like like a like a moth and sounds of a lamb's kind of thing. Yeah Did I say that out loud So craft is getting sued is that what's happening? I don't know It says six customers have reported experiencing these issues. Well, six. Well, here's the first, yeah, six. Six, six, seven. Well, there's like six total fucking moron kids out there who are like,

right, they all get brought to like the meeting where they're like, so you guys are suing us and they're like, yeah, we, you two, right? It's great, like, because it's, you can't tell, right? I mean, that's going to change it though. I hope that none of them are children, they're all just like, stoner 23 year olds. Like fist bumping, dude, you can't fucking tell, right? Yeah, so like, give us,

your mind, your mind, your mind, your mind, your mind, yeah, how old are these kids? If they're 17, I like that, that's cool. 6, 17 year olds. But this is enough to change it. They'll definitely put some prints on the plastic now. Gone are the days of clear plastic. What did you say Gone are the days? Gone are the days of the clear plastic. This is why we're getting old. The good old

days when you used to have to know whether you could choke on something or not. You used to have to just swallow it. You used to have to chew it all But yeah, Budweiser I didn't know they're doing this shit Budweiser won't cut off the tails of its famous Clydesdale horses Wait, that's Do you know what they were cutting the tails off of them? Yeah, why do you cut off the tail of a clasp? I mean, you just said you've never done this. You don't know. It's a rough.

Is this like cutting off the rotwilers tail and their knees or their ears? I mean, the ears and docking the tails. Are we talking dogs? I'm talking dogs. Yeah, because you know how rotis they cut them, and then it's like they pointed. Oh, they don't crop rotwilers ears really. They do do doberins? Dobermans. That's what I'm talking dogs. Yeah, cuz you know how rotis they cut them and then it's like they They don't crop right while our ears really they do doberands dobermans. That's what I'm talking about then

And the thing about right whileers they weigh about 75 to 85 pounds They're about 24 inches at the winners shut up bitch He knows this he knows about dogs Yeah sure He knows this he knows about dogs Can we get some Q&As? Oh, yeah sure Sure Isaac and a buttlight, please and no pants You guys ask some questions. We need to bring Isaac back out here Isaac I Think I think I think I think I think Dude

Isaac I don't drink Isaac I don't drink I have been trying for 10 years Boops are huge Okay, so we're doing this we're doing a little Q&A you guys got hot hot cues and we got some steam and hot a's name. Domo some person named Domo. Have you ever pissed in the sink with a girl in the house? Yes I'm married yes. My wife. Yeah for sure. They're not looking but that's the reason you're pissing in the sink is because they're using the You're arching your dick up. No, we're taking a kitchen sink. We don't have to do dumb. I'm sink I'd like to go down into the sink. Yeah, it's super chill. I can't so you're at your house Your sinks come up to here on you see a standard sink is 32 inches tall

Look that's just that's your counter so my sinks are this Because this is, my sinks are this tall. Maybe tips, maybe tips, maybe you're up like this. All right. Wake up! But it's chill, but why do you get the true privilege to be able to like to do? Like when I'm doing it, I'm like,

not everyone can do this. I know. This is cool. It is cool. I guess I've never even Do in dishes like yep Wait, you've never ever thought about being in the sink Well, why would you I mean you got to like do your dishes there not in the kitchen

No, I'm talking kitchen. I've in the kitchen. Are we talking about talking dirty baby? Woo! I was talking about pissing in the kitchen sink. Yeah, I, oh, you're fucking crazy. No, no, no. Yo, baby, I'm talking to the chicken. It'll be ready to bet. Don't get in.

I'm calling the chickens. Yeah, I'm hooking you up, dude. I'm peeing on the chicken if you want. I don't give a fuck! This is Kyle. That's me, I'm peeing. This is Kyle, guys. I'm peeing, man.

I like that. Hey, it looks like Luis and Kaylee want to know, Blake. Blake, this was for you. Yes. Where did the, I'm so fucking hungry sound on the board come from. Please, and thank you. That is from the movie Slither, I believe.

Oh. Yeah. Now, will you describe the plot of Slither? Um, I don't think I've ever actually seen the movie. I've just seen that scene. And it's so fucking weird. It's like, alien, some kind of alien worms have invaded and they like enter your body and it makes you like,

is a bunch? I don't know if she's in this. I don't know. It's just, they go in this barn and they all like shine their flashlights and this lady who is like taking up the entire barn and she's just like a barn and she's just like ahead and she's just like oh my god I'm so fucking hungry And I was like

Yeah, yeah, that's got to be on the board Let's rent that one tonight. I don't know so Samuel Avila says this is one this one's to me If Tom didn't come back to blink and Matskiba won it out who would you choose? I don't know what it is. So Samuel Avelas says, this is one, this one's to me. If Tom didn't come back to Blink and Matskiba won it out, who would you choose? And I'm willing to step up to the plate. Let's go. Dude, I could, I could sing like Tom. Right.

Okay. Okay. Let's go. Okay. All right. Let's go. Okay. All right. Let's go. All right. Singing, all right.

This is a generic pop song, pop punk song. Okay. There she was standing there with her long blonde hair. She gave me a look. I didn't care. And would you know she wasn't wearing underwear. That's good. That's good. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Bopal, sad. Not bad. That was good.

Not bad. Blake, you give us your best pop punk. Um, I feel... Well, you got to talk about your feelings. You got to mention, like, a season, like, it was fall. Right, that's what, that's a season. It kind of seems like it was August. Yeah, that's a season. It kind of seems like it was August. Yep.

That's a month. People were walking their dogs. Nice. I saw this dog's barbed butthole. Oh shit. Yeah. And it made me think of you. Let's go.

Yeah. That was good. Yeah. Kyle, you want to hit us with one? Why me and yeah? I'm trying not to cry. Yeah, that's really good. I'm trying not to kill myself. Dude, that's not even...

Dude, that's not even a one that he just made up of the top of his head. That's a song. Blake and I had girlfriends. This is 15 years ago, maybe longer. Oh, it's like 20. 20 years ago. We had girlfriends that were roommates. So we were roommates, they were roommates.

So we were always hanging together. Blake hated it. I loved it. Yeah. And also, Blake is like, you're. You're going to our house again tonight, because I am, and I'm like, yeah, it's gonna be fun. He's like, oh, fuck. Can he just get this guy, fuck.

Meanwhile, I'm like, baaan, naan, naan. And so we left Kyle home alone a lot. Somebody had to stay at home and watch it, you know, make sure everything is all good. Yeah. And we came home and he was like, I just made this new track. You guys want to take a listen?

And we're like, oh, sure. Yeah, let's, uh. You're here, man, that's cool. Let's see what you created while we were gone. Fucking, fucking our girlfriend. Yeah, I was like, how are you? The bridge is like, I don't want to die. No, I don't want to cry.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Wow, dude. Yeah, man, I thought it was funny as shit, but maybe it was a little too dark for you guys. Yeah, dude, it was funny. It was, well, you know, truth and comedy. It's like, you, I'm working shit out. I'm trying not to cry. I'm trying not to kill myself.

Bro, that's just the best one. But I'm here, right now, I'm here. See, I'm fucking here. Now, Durses isn't much of a pop punker, so he wouldn't, I don't know if you wouldn't know how to deliver this, but I would love to hear you try. I guess I, is this thing all? I guess I would say, and I chimed in with, why is this dog's butt home bar? I just think all. I just think all. I just think all. I just think all. I just think all.

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I just think all. I just think all. I just think all. I just think all. I just think all. I just think all. I just think's what I did. Yeah. The like, haven't you ever heard of closing the goddamn door? Dude, and that was panic at the disco, right? Dude, I Met the fallout boy guys And after like one of their shows and I was just like, oh dude that song

Closing the goddamn door. I love it. Yikes. Because of what's in the reality? But they know what though? They hear that all the time for sure. And then they grab their Derby Caps and like, scatter the way they're like. Right.

Right. It's like when people shout, dares to you on the street and you guys just go, dude that happens all the time people are like, durs! That's my friend. And then for me, nothing. They're like, I do not recognize that move. Can you move? I'm trying to back out of my drive. I can It's science. It's science. If you could have three superpowers, what would it be? More superpowers. Three, you get three.

What kind of a fucking question is that? Three is a lot of superpowers. Yeah, because you would just pick like, oh, I'll be invisible. I'll fucking fly and I'll be super strong. Yeah. Easy. Okay, done. Easy. I would be 6-3. I have a 7-inch cock and a 5-inch pn and like have Oh I got mine. I'd be able to see or you don't. I'd be able to regularly see my three children. I'm trying not to cry.

That would be super. Try not to kill myself Oh, he's there Who is your most Unexgotten tour. I love it when Who is your most unexpected famous friend and how did that happen? Let's go oh what's funny is we're just gonna name our famous friends and they're gonna be like I do not know that man. Yeah Yeah, it's you guys it's the three right here like that famous friends But you have to be like deep in the culture to know who they are right and the culture with a capital C and and actually a capital E at the end Different alt whoa look at it. Oh

and actually a capital E at the end. Different, alt. Whoa, look at that E. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, fucking Matt Barry from Shadows is like, I never thought I would be like. That's so fucking random. Well, yeah, that's crazy unexpected. It is, like, I'm.

That's crazy unexpected considering you work on that show that he's on. But before that, before I got on that show, I didn't really know who Matt work on that show that he's on but before that before I got on that show I didn't really know who Matt Barry wasn't everybody else did you don't know people before you know them Yeah, so it was unexpected Okay to say Is that what you do in the shadows? Oh? What about I

What are you doing the shadows? Oh, what about... I... You're just... I mean, David and Big Brother, but now we're just naming people we work with. So when I got the job, I was like, yeah, this is expected that I should be his friend, because this will be a shitty work environment. Well, you're right, that's hard. These are like work friends. Yeah, I would pick a... The primacy lead singer. Less.

Yeah, less Clayboy. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, for you. Yeah, he's a bud. He's a Bay Area bud. I love that guy. I remember I go, I go mountain biking quite a bit with Sinbad. You guys don't even know that.

Sinbad. Wow. Yeah. Kind of unexpected, but also very unexpected. Check out. I feel like I could maybe text YG. I don't know. He's talking about the letters.

He can text two letters YG. And we're very proud of you. It's so cool. Dude, I met Dave Chappelle one night at the Comedy Cellar in New York. And he was like stoked on me. He was like, oh, my kids love me. He was like, oh my kids love you. They watch all your shit, man. We're having a big comedian's ball this weekend.

Do you have a tuxedo? And I'm like, I will rent a fucking tuxedo. And he goes, here's my number. Call me. I'll get you in contact with the girl that's putting the whole thing together. It's gonna be sick. He was naming all the other people that are gonna be there.

I'm like, this is crazy. This is gonna be so fun. He did not respond to me. Yeah. Yeah. Oh man, you left a message. Did you leave a message? Dude, I was so embarrassing.

I texted him like three times. I left a voicemail. Oh. You know, just to like, hey, save me again. Uh. You pulled like a cable guy like, I was in in the shower thought I might have hurt the phone ringing. Pick up pick up. Chip Douglas.

Pick up. Chip Douglas. Pick up. Chip Douglas. Why does that sound so familiar? Chip Douglas. Chip Douglas. Chip Douglas.

So. Jersey you got those and those hair plugs. I feel like I said Sinbad. Sinbad. I'm not buying that. I'll call him right now. Alex Lang, it looks like her Pag. Want to know, what was the... Alex is so quiet out there, he's like, don't read my fucking question. Oh fuck. Don't you fucking read that one? What was the funniest, hardest work of Alex episode to film?

Funniest, hardest? Like, I'm not buying that. I'll call him right now. Yeah, Alex Lang, it looks like her Pag. Want to know, what was the... Alex is so quiet out there, he's like, don't read fucking read that one? What was the funniest hardest work of all its episode to film? funniest artist Hardest like physically with our penises or what the hardest one is probably the one we are laughing in a little harm Yeah, the funniest hardest that's a weird combination. They're all funny. I remember the episode where I tore my ACL

Was that is the in basketball for you? That was hard for me. Yeah. We had to finish shooting the episode. So it was the episode where we were playing like company basketball game, right? And Leslie Jones was in the episode. Yeah. Yeah.

And I went to grab a basketball and I turned and my knee just exploded And never turned well, and that was that was nobody knew for a second like for a while If you were joking or not because you were doing your scream and you were like My comedy scream is also my white hot pain screen. And then I remember like, so I go, I can't have surgery right away. So they like, they put my knee in a brace. And then we had to rewrite the episode so it's like I OD'd on Mexican

steroids and now right yeah which you were those are good ones which is really funny because you get things like I'm just chilling in the roi lounge what it was just not high as a kind on a fucking oxy-cottons or whatever the hell they had on them. Yeah. And I was like, I'm... I feel like a pretty tough one was when we did the Ninja Turtle one and we were like down in the sewers. But what was fucking weird is like that sewerset which was built. Like it was really amazing.

Yeah. When you start, when you're in that set, that looks so good and they had fake turds and shit, it fucks with your head. So you start to really smell turds. But it was just wet, pumper-nickel loaves. Yeah, but I was like, damn, it was like there were a hot box and fucking shit. It was weird, dude.

It started to fuck with my head. That was hard for me. I was so found several dead bodies while shooting the show. Oh actually yeah on the one where what was it? Yeah not mine. Was it? I remember one. No I remember one.

Several like six to nine right? When we did the one with the nut and professor the nut and professor it was that that one? Mr. New Leaf you remember that shit? Yeah. We were shooting up in the valley and somebody did spot a dead body and they had to shut down production. Right, it was hell of a stand by the end.

Dude, I remember we were on the car, and we were next to this little bluff, and we kept being like, dude, check your shoes. Someone stepped in human shit. Right, there was an odor. That is human shit, and we're keeping like, dude, check your shoes. Someone stepped in human shit. Right, there was an odor. That is human shit and we're keeping like, it's not me.

It must be the, and then we're blaming like crew guys, we're like, dude, I don't think he wore deodorant. Right. This guy is foul and then later on we found out that there was like a dead body, like seven feet away from us. It was just yonder actually. It was just yonder. actually. It was just yonder. It was just... It was pretty close.

Do you have a hardest episode? Yeah, there was one episode where I had to race, like a swim race, against my nemesis, whose name was like Lance Sorpey, who is now in the star of Reacher. Star of Reacher, Alan Richon, and it was so hard for me to swim that slow. Who is now in the star of Reacher? Star of Reacher, Alan Ritson. Yeah. And it was so hard for me to swim that slow.

Oh, shit. That was fucking dope. Yes, points. Yo. Wow, with the posture. My boy is fast. He's fast, he's fast, baby. Oh, baby. Oh.

Is that was at the college one that you did that? Is that the one? No, that's it. Anyways. So it's about that time. Any takebacks, any apologies, any epic slams? Takebacks, apologies, epic slams, giveaways. Any epic giveaways?

Candy critiques. Any festival, any takebacks? Are we ashamed of anything we've done or said here today? Apologies, epic slams, giveaways. Any epic giveaways? Candy critiques, we can bring back- Any festival any takebacks? Are we ashamed of anything we've done or said here today? I think- Yeah, I was kind of ashamed with how I played it off like a joke, but I was ashamed with how I was flexing earlier. That was actually a moment that I realized I do not know what it means to be a man.

Right. And thanks for experiencing with me. And yeah. Yeah. But fun. You know what? Hey, Frickia, see ya. To that point.

Yeah. To that point, if I could speak on that and just piggyback. Speak on it, brother. I'm sorry I went after you so hard about that. And ask you what you were flexing. Dude. Thank you. But I do want to thank you what you were flexing. Dude, thank you.

But I do want to thank you for torching me. Yo. Yes, sometimes I want to get torched. Your apology ended up being a setup for a torch, and that's what's sick. We can take a negative and spin it right into a positive and keep forward. I like that.

Well, then let me give you an epic, you're welcome. Epic, dude, epic exception. And please don't give each other flowers, because I want you guys to keep living. No, no, no, no. You're my best friends. You know what's funny today? I was a hell of a day.

We came in this morning from Phoenix. Phoenix? I went to a kid soccer game, then a kid swim me, and my kid at the swim me was like, Hey, tell my friends what happens when you talk about people on the podcast and give them flowers. Whoa, and I was like, I wait how old they're like 10 and then I'm like, well, so and I start to like step it out It's like perfect age to give someone nightmares for the rest of the world talks about people they die

I'm still gonna send I was like I think it's your age pal He's like daddy. Well Will you give my teacher flowers? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey daddy, you see that kid over there? Derek? Give him flowers. So flowers.

I'm raising against Derek today. Unless maybe it's flowers on the podcast. So I don't know if I'm talking about this. But one we give, we used to give flowers. We were like, you know, we need to celebrate people when they're alive. Let's give some people flowers. And then we've done that for like a hundred and something episodes.

And so many people have died, dude. Like within like a few weeks. I think several digits. Yes. So many people have, we should make it list. We should make it list. Allegedly. Allegedly.

Yes. I think that I would like to take back all the sea walking I did just like really up to hop. Yeah, he came out admittedly, allegedly and admittedly right away. Yeah. And with sea walking, and he's going to get murdered. Yeah, and if anybody out there is affiliated in any way, I just was a suburbs kid watching some YouTube But yeah, I thought you spill it out. It just wasn't I've been really worried about the whole hour I would like to when I when we were doing the that congress moment bit

We were saying like the Brad or friends, titties, and jiggle up. And I was thinking like, as I was doing, I was like, I was going to grab a friend's titties and I was like, oh, this could be assault. So if I did encourage anyone to sexually assault you, my bad. I'll take you back. And I'd like to take that back.

And that is legally binding. Right. That is. I take that back and that is legally binding That is I take that back Okay, that's legally bond it that's legally bonding and binding all that well I think we want to get a photo can we bring the house lights up? Oh shit Let's use the bases. Oh wow This is what another episode was one of Toronto's. This is important! The system's broken. I said something's wrong here. Whenever a woman is allowed to kill my two kids. Unrestorable is a new true crime podcast that investigates the case of Catherine Hoggel, a mother accused of murder.

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