This Is Important - Ep 158: Road Dawgs: Tour Recap Episode!!!
Episode Date: October 10, 2023Today, this is what's important: A recap of the TII tour, so far! Buy your tickets at TIITour.com. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Welcome to This Is Important,
a production of I Heart Radio,
the show where we only talk about
what is most obviously very crucially important.
Today on This is Important.
This is what happens when you're on tour by the way.
It's like women's periods sinking, like our poops get on the same cycle.
It was a real brown out.
You know, like, I don't, like, I was definitely drunk.
I definitely took those shots.
Fuck it. I'm gonna drink a bunch of beers to feel better
because that's the only way I know how to cure myself
Deadware was just like a walk down porno memory lay
Let's go
Woo
Thank you
deserve I mean first of all feels bad like it feels weird't get used to it. I'm bro. It's getting louder. The imagination is getting louder.
Yeah, if you know that if you've gone to a live show, you know that we basically just scream at each other and the crowd.
We just sort of stand at the edge of the stage and scream at the crowd for three to five minutes.
This is the way at the beginning of almost every show, which I love, the Gash.
It's an opening bit.
Okay, that's a big opening bit.
It's an opening bit.
It's an opening lifestyle for us.
It's a lifestyle choice.
We're road dogs, baby.
Life's a bit, dude.
Life's a bit.
I think that is true.
Life's a bit and then you die.
Yep, yep, yep.
Do you see how you feeling over there, buddy?
I don't understand how you guys have any sort of energy
for this.
Oh, all right.
Wow.
Coming in with that attitude.
All right, dude.
Not feel for the road of it.
Keep it a trail.
Definitely not built for the road.
No, I kind of feel the same way, dude.
I'm not going to lie.
It's the road's out there.
And that's cool that it's out there. Yeah, the lifestyle of a road dog is,
it's a rock and ass lifestyle.
I'm feeling pretty good though.
I feel like I were talking about how it's just like,
it's a young man's game for shizzle.
And.
I'm told it's kinda.
Adam's 14.
As a 14 year old, I love that.
You totally understand that people are just getting milked.
They're like, yeah, go out there for an entire year
and play your album over and over and over again.
And like these 20 year old kids in bands are like,
yeah, sick, like we'll become millionaires
and like see the world in a lot.
But you like, you for sure lose years off your life.
If you do.
Well, what's crazy is that we've done,
and also it's awesome.
We've done eight tour dates and we're already all doing
cocaine all the time.
I wish to. I wish to. Just to wake up. I wish one of us.
You a guy. Oh, new a shady guy.
God, I don't even know the back half of the tour is just fucking.
Yeah, dude, this is important actually. Yeah, we're just gonna start chugging lady. Okay. That's where we're gonna go. Wait. What's lady?
I gotta get my hands on lady. What's lady? Yeah.dy? Yeah, wait tell me what Liddy is Liddy
Don't you got you guys said what Liddy was isn't Liddy AF the pre-workout called Liddy?
We're just just lit it's just lit
Liddy Titty committee did someone give me a hat that said mayor of Titty town which
Many did someone give me a hat that said mayor of titty town which Jews really enjoyed that hat. Thank you. Is that official?
I don't know he was uh in what capacity he was giving me the hat if he was
Do you have to and that that is able to give away? Oh, it's a journey some I didn't talk to him He just came up at the end of the show. Did they give you the key to Litty Titty miss City? Mara. What is it?
City City City City City and I'm evidently I'm the mayor now because I do own that hat
So it's a Litty city city that's sick that was on the last show. Should we go through each individual show?
And I don't remember good love. Yes, we started and we started in beautiful method. Oh method method. Yes, method
Yeah, a lot of people would say mefford. But not us because we have been
there. Not us. We're locals. We're
Boston, Massachusetts. What do you
think people would say at them?
Method. That's what they were saying.
Medford. They call it Medford. We say
we say we say because we're locals.
Right. As locals, we say methods.
Yes. But if you're not a local, you
would you would definitely without a doubt say Medford
Because that's what we were saying is exactly what it looks like
That's what we were saying. Did you get the key to the city?
Yeah, we were saying that before we went no, I didn't get the key to the titty city there
But that one was sick because that was the first show we you know, it's exciting for us
We didn't know what to expect. And that show sold out immediately.
People were waste-oaked in Boston.
And a lot of people dressed up,
which is what I was so rock hard about, dude.
Yeah, dude, there were wizards in the front row
and they had the costumes down to a frickin' science.
It science.
They, a T.
Sorry, so you think they were costumes? You don't think they were actual wizards? Cause that's news to me. to a frickin science. Oh, yeah. A T. Sorry.
So you think they were costumes.
You don't think they were actual wizards?
Because that's news to me.
They were costumes.
They were costumes.
They were not.
I talked to them.
Okay.
Wow.
Sorry.
Because the wizards came out in that show and I don't know that the wizards would, those
wizards would rip their steas like that.
It's multi-dimensional, you know, I mean, they could be viewing themselves.
That's true. There is a multiverse, wizard multiverse.
But you know what? We met those, those wizards in the meet and greet line after the show.
Yeah.
And I will say they weren't the same, I wasn't getting the same magical vibes as I get from the actual wizards that, that wrap.
Right. So you think they were disguised in costume?
I think I do think that they were just fans who came to the show. Yeah. Because it's hard to tell. Well, whenever I see
the Wizards rapping, I'm like, they look just like guys in costumes, but they look exactly
like those other guys like us in costumes. I did. I guess I could actually go. I acted
as a medium between the two multiverse's wherever they were, the shit the Toby had forgot his hat And couldn't find it hold it and actually like it was bummed like
Well, cuz Toby's a fucking idiot who's always forgetting the right Toby's a fucking moron bitch
Yeah, he not only looks like a fucking idiot, but he is one. He's done very faith. Yeah, his intelligence is incredibly stunted
That is true and he'll be the first to tell you that but he's for God the hat
He's flawed. He's majorly flawed. Have you ever noticed his knees so he's got weird looking
Well for people that don't know if you haven't gotten your ass out to a live show yet
Which is there's so fun and off the look
Baby you should know that the portal to another realm has been opening up damn near every night. It's been open
It's crazy damn near every night. It's cuz it's wild
It's absolutely absolutely insane that these guys take absolutely
I'm like Walter Matthew
What's it Matthew? Yeah, I'm not out. That was a pain. That was fine. No, we know.
What did I say, Matthew?
Yeah.
Walter Matthew.
He's just one of our grumpers.
He's a little of our grumpers.
It's amazing that they take so much time off
between opening up the portals.
Yeah, yeah.
Before this, it's been years.
It's winter.
It's winter.
I kind of don't like being shown up.
I'm like, we just did 90 minutes of hardcore conversation
and then they come in, do the fog with screen,
start pumping out and like.
All of a sudden the lights change.
It is, yeah, it's like, I mean, it's a function.
And I think, I think that for common,
because the people do enjoy seeing the wizards perform.
Yeah, it's really cool.
I don't know.
And a whole magical portal has to open up in order
for this to happen.
So I understand that like, in the history of the world,
it is a phenomenon.
Yeah, it's crazy.
I feel like I'm over it now.
You know what I mean?
It's like, it's just a lifestyle for us.
And I'm like, seeing it before, not wowed.
It is cool to see if you've never seen it before.
You know, if you're gonna be in Ben Sainlis.
I think the ways Wizards are doing it for them.
Yeah.
The people that have it, see, that's what I'm saying.
But I do understand what your saying does about,
you know, we've had, we've just hard core,
conversated.
Yes, conversed.
Yeah, and then they come in.
And then we're supposed to, the first time they opened it,
it was really exciting even for me on stage.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, I haven't seen it in a while.
Kyle tried.
It's the eight night, and then all of a sudden we're trying to close up shop
and these guys fucking throwing out these rumble noises.
Dude, and every time it's right at the end,
we're saying this is, and then all of a sudden
the motherfucking portal opens up, dude.
Yeah, it's getting a little old.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Frustrated.
I noticed, um, Lamal, Lamal Spells well.
He was like, he was like, hey, good to see you.
And I was like, what's in your pocket? And he had like four uh, red bulls.
Really?
He took out a lot of that.
He took out a lot of that.
What?
Fuck it.
Dick.
The cause of diarrhea.
I was like, just ask, you can have them.
You don't have to take them.
And also, you know, we think like that their world is just better because it's magical.
But then they come here and they steal from us.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, maybe they don't have dope things
like sugar-free red balls, you know?
Yeah, it must be rough.
It must be rough over there for them.
They might not have sugar-free.
They might just have regular sugar.
Like regular sugar, yes, or blueberry flavor.
What show was that?
Because I wanted a red ball in Medford and fucking,
I couldn't find one.
That sucked, dude. Yeah, right out the gate. Did you in Medford and fucking I couldn't find one that sucked dude. Yeah right out the gate. Did you say?
Did you say Medford because you won you forgot how to say it? I did.
Because it's definitely a message. And then two you couldn't think of any other cities we perform in.
I couldn't but I think it might have been saying really.
Oh shit. I remember it.
You prayed.
You prayed.
It's saying the word.
Wait, shout out to what it what was the barbecue we got in Medford because that shit was I remember did another one. Okay. You pray, baby. Say the word.
Wait, shout out to what it went.
What was the barbecue we got in method?
Because that shit was fucking good.
We've been to a couple barbecue cities.
And I think method has the title, dude.
Let's go.
Yeah.
You know, Boston known for their barbecue.
Is that right?
I thought they were going to know.
I know.
I know wings.
The wings were legit.
The wings were fire, dude.
They had their own.
They were buffalo.
They were their own recipe and kudos, guys.
They had kudos bars.
They were all.
Dude, they had old school kudos bars.
They were fucking crazy.
They dusted them.
The little soccer snack.
The lish.
And then where did we go?
Honestly.
None other than.
I don't know.
Gekago, baby.
That's why we went home. Oh, yes We went home Chicago was out the gate that early
Yes, Chicago was numero dose
Yeah, no dose which was mind blowing because the Chicago leader is fucking crazy dude
It's gorgeous pretty overwhelming super old or nay like they don't they'll make them like they used to I tell man
Yeah 1921 and I noticed I noticed there was more people at the
Chicago show. It's a bigger theater and more people by quite a bit because the
method show I think was it was like 800 people less or maybe a thousand
people less something like that. And definitely fewer. I didn nice. I didn't see anyone in Chicago dressing up.
I didn't see or pretending to be wizards
or maybe be an actual wizard.
We're not sure.
No, they were like actually buttoned up.
They came to the theater.
Yeah.
I think what it was, as I think Dersmine has said this,
is people have so much respect for the Chicago theater.
And then they don't want to dress like wizards. Right. But then we come out and I might have
literally taken a shit on stage during that show. I'm not exactly sure. Yeah. I think out like people
like mefford is like outside of Boston people going out there. Method. It's got that local tang.
I'm whereas the Chicago theater, fancy place,
people come in from the suburbs,
a night in the city, maybe getting a fancy dinner beforehand.
Yeah.
They've been getting a little dinner before, yeah.
Yeah.
I don't remember that one so well.
I kind of blacked out for that one.
Oh, yeah.
You had a lot of mullort.
I did.
I did.
Yeah, that felt like a Blake therapy session, dude.
You were a hush.
Well, also, I do think what happened is I think you know we're new
To doing this podcast live and Blake hasn't you know you're not stand up
You're not used to going on stage for an hour, right and I get thirsty
I think what you did is you got a little too thirsty before the show I am still thirsty had like five or six
B.Ls or C BLs or CLs,
I wasn't sure what was happening that night.
Well, I felt like I was coming down with a cold,
so I'm like, fuck it, I'm gonna drink a bunch of beers
to feel better, because that's the only way I know
how to cure myself is through.
Yeah, right, send an alcohol in there to kill it.
Yeah.
And you're not wrong, you're not wrong.
Yeah, I pulled the osmosis jones,
and then that mixed with the melorts on stage.
And the next thing you
know is a it was a brown out next thing you know you could bum me saying louis I woke up in
saying louis but that was that was a very fun show the crowd was loving it and we afterwards we
partied downstairs in this Chicago theater like green room area which is really tight. Very cool. I had a lot of like friends and family
as a local boy in the mix.
So that was cool to be like, hey, like come backstage
and down into the fucking under whatever underbelly
of the Chicago theater, which is just like
not something everyone gets to do.
I think that's fucking cool.
It's cool.
And fucking sick.
I think it's cool too.
And all the signatures everyone was ever performed, right?
Like the walls are adorned with the autographs.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, that's right.
I know.
It's just like I try to sign my name next
to the fanciest person possible,
because I think it's funny.
Yeah, isn't it like Andy Deck?
I think it's funny.
It's like,
Gilbert Gottfried.
It's like Barbara Streisand or someone that you're like,
oh wow, cool.
And then just my dumb little name. It's Streisand. It's Streisand.
Yeah, she'd hit me. I think I went right under Michelle Obama, but I can't be sure. I was brown out so I don't know. Yeah, you wrote over Baroque's name.
It wrote the rake.
The rake or bro.
I don't know.
But what's your problem?
Sorry about it
Another dope artist we got to go to durses childhood home which we did
Oh, that was thick like a cool weird museum dude. It was weird. We all shit in your parents bathroom
It was crazy, but that buff jub was there.
And we, uh, would, did we go to buff shows afterwards, right?
After, after, like, kind of, uh, what's the new phrase?
You're the truth that I can't remember.
What is it?
Whatever Hassan Menach said about the comedy.
Oh, honestly, the Mallorch scrambled my brains.
It's that's what crazy.
That's what Hassan Menach said about, about Lion of Time. Uh, he said the Mallorch scambled my brains. That's what has on manar said about about lion
a time. He said the mulloort scambled my brains. No, what
do you have some phrase? Like the emotional truth was that we
eight wings before we shot my parents. I know a real truth
over here. Just emotional truth. Yeah, emotional truth.
Just the thought of eating wings gave me diarrhea. That's how fucking pumped I was. That's the thought of be eating wings gave me diarrhea that's how
fucking pumped I was that's the cause of diarrhea Pavlov well for me ice I shit
uh every morning and then also in the afternoons and also in the evenings yeah so for me it
was a natural progression I don't know what was happening with you in your body Blake had like Pavlov's response over there, dude. Wait, did you just say natural progression? Yeah time
Natural natural progression is I eat and then I shit. Yeah, then I keep doing that. I have Pavlov's diary
Yeah, Blake have Pavlov's diary. Now what room and Durses parents house did you shit all the way at the top baby?
Yeah, all you listen from the top rope you really shot in the third floor. That's my dad's bathroom
He might be coming for you
Like that my friends broken anyway
I think of what's the horror movie where like the thing is just constantly like walking towards you?
It came out Michael Myers 2012. No, it's like
It was like a hipster horror. It was like one of the hipster hormones
It happened in the whole genre. No, I don't know. Anyway, I can't think of it
But is it follows is it it follows? Oh, what floor? So that's right so wait that's a plague took a shit Adam
Where did you put? I?
Spaceman no, I put right on the main floor right by the kitchen,
right to the living room, right next to where we were.
Good for you.
Well, and the reason I did this is because we didn't see
the basement.
We did not go into the basement.
So I didn't really.
There was one down there.
No, no, we didn't get that part of the tour.
We went upstairs.
That was the talking point.
It's all brand new.
The whole book, the how the basement has been renovated.
That's what you are saying. You were only talking about the basement. They forgot to show us the basement
Well, damn I know there like there was never a bathroom down there and now there is is probably a great
Shitting bathroom. I didn't know what to do Blake and I walked the at the same time and he darted up stairs
I was like damn
All right. Yeah, this is what happens when you're on tour by the way
It's like women's periods sinking like our our poops get on the same cycle
Literally and so I had to drop a bomb, but look your mom had this spray which I always really appreciate
Yeah, she's like hey you obviously you might need to go to the take a shit here, but close it down afterwards
When you guys walked in she handed everyone a phrase. She quickly put
Here's your friends. Here's your friends. Here's your friends. Here's your
friends. Here's your spray. You might need a spray.
She does sound like that. If you're on the pod important podcast, you might need a
spray. Oh man. It was cool. I mean, it's funny. Like the house is so quiet.
It used to be just insanity when I was a kid and lived there
because of like three boys and blah, blah, blah.
Oh, yeah.
But now it's just like quiet.
Yeah, it's really charming.
It's very cute.
Very charming.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It was great to see your folks.
I love you.
Chill, dude.
It was awesome, man.
It was cool to see.
It's cool to see childhood homes, too, because my parents moved because my parents moved away when we do all my history ball name. I can
We'll just drive past my house because my parents don't live there anymore and you're like going in we'll go in
Yeah, we're going in we'll go in Yeah, we're going We're not we knock. Yeah, didn't we go into my old place in Madison when we were all there
We just knocked on the door and the girls were like um, it's you what the fuck?
Well, that's a college town it might just be some like old people that moved in I have no idea
I know but they might be dead wait a second
The bottle guys I'm a bottle. It is a bottle, guys. It's a diarrhea bottle.
It's a bottle, boy.
Sweetheart, the diarrhea bottle, guys.
There's everyone trying to suck his own microphone
and Chicago.
That's how old our fans have gotten.
They've grown with us.
And now they're geriatric.
That is real.
The age-ass trick.
And where did you,
where did you shit, Carl?
When was this in Chicago in the front yard?
Yeah, the dirt in my
I didn't shit at Thursday's house. I thought we said we all took a shit. You know, I know I didn't oh, yeah
You bitch. I didn't feel like correcting you in that moment, but I'll correct you now
I did not what's the emotional truth here? What yeah, but what your emotional truth? Did you?
Shit in the kitchen the emotional truth is I went down to go to self-tour of that basement
No, that's the emotional truth
I don't think that's how is it my reading that right is that how that's supposed to go. I don't know
I don't know like how does that work? I'm curious about it, but nobody knows and then we went to Buffalo Joe's which
It is the wing spot.
I'll say it's the pinion about the wings spot.
Give me your honest opinion about the wings.
I really liked them.
Great, I really loved them.
I also had a nibble.
I also had a nibble.
Way so nice.
Way of.
Yeah, that is right.
Oh, the Arugalord.
It's fallen.
Yeah, it's okay.
Well, I've already, I've already, I already ain't chicken at the Glad Awards, you know what I mean? I've been, yeah, it's okay. I'm well already I've already I already ain't chicken at the glad awards
You know what I mean? Yeah, dude so yeah, so some fried chicken at Buffalo Joe's
I'm my guy eating chicken at the glad awards
But like I'd kind of him at the point where I'm like well if it's Durs is thing and he's fucking taking us here
Okay, this is like and I appreciate that.
The thing that is happening, then I want to taste it.
Cause here's the risk.
The risk is there's like, okay, everybody probably has like four or five restaurants in
their local town that they grew up going to that they're like, this is the shit.
Right.
And so if you bring your homies to one, you got to bring them, you got to like pick and
choose.
And I go, all right, like, there's something that are a little maybe an acquired taste for like you if you grow up, it's, it's
amazing.
If you visit, you're like, this isn't great.
So I'm like, wings, but what happens with wings is that you get wings anywhere.
So there's easy to compare to everything else.
So I'm glad you guys dug it.
I did.
I waited until I knew it was a classic.
I also love the vibe of it.
It felt like you walked back into
1985
Nothing has changed. I still got homies with like tags on the bricks. Yes people are still saying like
Dup Bears
People are like actively doing that
Dup Bears or debars what did the dude say the dude behind the counter who looks like pop I was like you guys know
I'm famous too right? I go to the cubs games people like Buffalo counter who looks like pop I was like you guys know I'm famous too
Right I go to the cups games people like Buffalo Joe's Buffalo Joe's I'm like fuck off. I'm not taking a picture with you
Yeah, that's cool. He big times people
Pop I big times he's got that beat Joe's what was it? What was it? I remember I it was it was the suicide wings
I waited until I knew which one was the the wings
By the way still cash wasn't a big fan of that so you're not a fan of the just cash part of me
Really likes when it's just cash because I'm like look at you guys beating the system. Yeah, we're coming anyways
Where it's not we're not we're not not gonna come we come right right? I'm gonna come we come we come
They're beating the system
They they've tricked they tricked the system. Yeah, yeah, cuz they don't have to pay the credit card
And for people out there who know what the fuck this is royal crown cola is served
RC
I would say no places
That might be the only place I think think the bowling alley. Bowling alley.
And the cheddar chips, the cheddar chips were legit.
Those are hard to get down after a while.
Bowling alley still rock the RC Colus.
Yeah, you can get RC.
Yeah, Bowling alley still rock RC in barks.
For sure.
Yeah, barks has bite.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I noticed Jacob is not in his crib, so I look in and say, oh, she's not there, so I'm like,
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And then next weekend, we moseyed on over.
Where to? To beautiful. Hit a sweaty Blake. Where did we go? And then next weekend we moseyed on over.
Where to?
To beautiful.
Hit us with it Blake.
What do we do?
Where did we go?
Phoenix.
Phoenix.
Phoenix.
Phoenix.
Phoenix.
Phoenix.
Phoenix.
Phoenix.
Yeah.
Phoenix.
Absolutely.
That show is sick.
I really enjoyed it.
I loved.
Rockus. It was wild because the's it's in the round right and so we had to block it off because we're on couch
And what is in the round mean it means this the it's this stages in the center and people are all the way around
360 degrees, but this was there was a like a couple thousand people in the farthest away from the stage
You are in the celebrity theater and Phoenix is only 70 feet. Right. So that's yeah, people were close. Yeah, they're on top of you.
Phoenix. It is a sweaty slippery situation. It's hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot.
There's people behind you even though we weren't able to do the full 360. We had 270 up or whatever.
And he's kind of clansher like, oh shit,
those guys got the, they're looking
at the back of my head, all right.
Yeah, it's cool.
And they came, they came correct.
Phoenix came to party, which we knew they would.
Yeah, we knew they would.
They, uh, big, big party crew there in Phoenix.
I just want to part.
And I think our, our fans were fully buzzballed.
I would like to, I would like to go back to Phoenix
Yeah, what do you want to do in Phoenix? I just I want to do that theater again
I feel like you know we're starting to hit our stride
It's like we're old grizzled that's on the road. I want to hit Phoenix again
And just like you just that you didn't think you brought it or well no
I want I want to I want to spin this stage. I'm a little mad that
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was kind of fucked up
I was hoping we were gonna to be able to do that.
Well, I do get it though, because in a podcast setting, it would just take too long.
Or we would have to spin too fast and then we would have thrown up.
That's the entire show.
It's not.
No, I saw videos of it.
I saw videos of it.
It's fucking dope.
I watched it spin online.
It's been ever so slow.
I know.
But then you're behind us half the time.
What is so cool about it?
You're like dude, it spins like you've never seen anything spin this way. It spins.
Spin's clockwise. Yeah, but yeah, I will Kyle would have gone in there like Tim the tool man Taylor and yeah
Rick and revbed it up
If I was given the opportunity I would have would have paid it personal attention. Yes
Yeah, we would have that shit like the gravator on in there.
That would have been sick. You don't think it would like, I imagine we would have just had it.
So you turn it on and like every 10 minutes you finish a full rotation.
Yeah, but that's yeah, that's going pretty damn fast though.
I think that's probably about it. I think when I saw the videos online, that's about 10 minutes is it?
Yeah. Is that fast?
Yeah, I'm super slow. No, dude. I'm I'm gonna be
Project I'm gonna go back. I want to go back and I want
We I think they said it was broken, but we didn't do that. We yeah, it was we cooked off the directly behind us, right and
Yeah, fuck it. It was fucking sick, dude.
It was a really cool thing.
I see why so many comics shoot their specials there.
I think Sikura, Tom Sikura, shot his last special
sledgehammer there.
Right.
And I've seen a lot of comics shoot things there.
There's also a really cool entrance into that theater.
You come to get to the stage.
Yeah, do.
Yeah, the Wizards looked very cool coming out of the entrance.
Yeah, the portal. Luckily the portal opened up right where the cool entrance was. Yeah,
yeah, we were almost done with the fucking show. Then they interrupt us with some rumbles.
Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, rumbling the jungle. The actual city of Phoenix was wild. Like,
it was it was hot as fuck and everything is like neon beige it's crazy.
It's one.
One.
Have you have you not been to Phoenix that often to where?
Phoenix.
I don't know that I've ever been to Phoenix.
I've been to Scottsdale but never Phoenix.
Well, that's I mean, it's a situation.
Wait, didn't we Blake didn't we go to do isn't the Grand Canyon in Arizona?
Didn't we go there?
It's not in Phoenix though. Is it? Wait, didn't we, Blake, didn't we go to do, isn't the Grand Canyon in Arizona? Didn't we go there?
No, you guys drove down there one day.
It's not in Phoenix though, is it?
No, but I think it's another right downtown.
Just in the middle of the city, it's like, oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
That's where the diamonds backs play.
And that's the Grand Canyon Phoenix.
What's your step?
Uh, so Phoenix fucking absolutely wrapped that rock.
And also a nice, so, a good, also a nice massage chair in the green room.
Yeah, shout out.
Oh yeah.
That was cool.
And a broken golden T arcade shout out for having.
Yeah, I did.
Also, you know what they had in the in the green room, which I really appreciate.
I'll show the machine.
Yeah.
Give me the whole machine.
Give me the whole machine.
Yeah.
Okay.
I want to do my little suicide.
Yeah, before the show.
I should do that before the show with you.
That sounds good.
Group suicide.
And you know what, Anna has been giving me,
and because if not, I just will chug like four red bulls,
and that's coca-cada.
I'll say it, not that healthy.
It's science.
She's been giving me this like German like wellness formula
It's like it's like an emergency, but with a crazy amount of caffeine. No one might it's cool that she's become like your your mixologist on tour
I got a yeah see if she'll just hold the damn door from your something. I don't know
Specifically with drinks. I don't know about doors holding but then from Phoenix. We made our way to
What what's what is he singing? I don't know
He went in on the like that dude started off with that while
Snoop dogs definitely in the house. Oh, yeah, he was there
I mean I didn't see him and I didn't hear he was coming, but I felt his presence for sure death row was definitely in the house
Absolutely and I didn't know that.
It's nice to know that we played the same theaters as Matt Rife, you know, because he
was here a few days later.
Yes.
And by the way, have you seen his poster?
It's him shirtless.
And I think sent it to us, right?
Oh, I saw it.
Because you sent it to us.
Yeah.
Because you sent it to us.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Right.
Because as we've learned with Bert Grischer when we film that video of us I was shirtless I was talking to Bert and then we're all working out what we have to do is
skate by and sort of grab a hold of other people's fame and then for our own.
Yeah, we're putting down.
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Well, I sell some tickets. Honestly, I just some scared I'm scared of how many will sell cuz yeah
Because then we'll be on road forever. Yeah, never at home. It's a big commitment
Right, our wives wouldn't like that, you know,
right?
So young man's game, your boots are here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So yeah, you're right.
Maybe we shouldn't do it.
Wives are just in the front yard holding babies looking
off at the sunset.
One big difference.
Where we are in the sky.
As if we're, yes, as for not flying off.
Is he coming for a little bit of box?
I was thinking, let's go.
Oh, good.
Oh, dude.
You guys saved your, your, actually, what are they?
Coaster?
Is that straight?
Astray?
Yeah.
Is it that?
Astray?
Right somewhere.
She told me it was an astray.
The girl that the girl Kayla Windell, Kayla Windell.
Look at that.
She made these cute little astray.
Yes.
Thank you, boy.
It's sitting next to my desk.
And I'll say that looks exactly like me.
Yeah. I love mine. Yeah. This is such an amazing piece of art because I look exactly like this little
figure. I will say shout out to all of the people bringing us gifts after the show. We've just
been showered with like yeah the French bracelets. We've all got new wardrobe of people just making bootleg merch. That's the
other dude got a couple of roots. Dude, do you remember when someone gave me a Michael
Jordan rookie card? Unreal. Yeah, dude. In perfect condition. It's worth $400,000.
Adam's already sold it. Dude, I bought a house with it. I flipped it. Good. Under the of what I know, I, it is, it's here and it is so beautiful. And I'm, I'm super excited.
Thank you to whoever gave it.
They can't hold it up though.
Because what city were we in?
No, it's in my back.
What city were we in?
We're the dude literally brought all our high school yearbooks. That was great.
That was, um, that where were we?
That was St. Louis.
That was St. Louis. That was St. Louis. Yeah, that was a trip. Yes, I was like, where did you get this?
Well, we're not quite to see Louis. Yeah,
I'm a long beach. I will say I love that theater. be. We're still long. Thank you, but we're not quite there yet. Thank you. A lot of local love in Long Beach.
Yeah, shout out to all the homies that pulled up to that show. The after hours was fucking cool.
We got to see our girls and our guys. Yeah, everybody showed up. It was sick. Yep.
Yeah, we felt the love. Otherwise my husband. Yeah. There's this husband. My wife.
It's LA. Anything goes. Yeah.
I mean, it was cool. And that theater was beautiful.
The terraced. Yeah. Yeah. Long Beach. Yeah.
It's amazing. They did it right. Yeah.
They did it right down deep. It's also cool to see like all the other
comics that come through there. And you're like,
mother fucking fluffy. Uh-huh.
Isn't the biggest joy act of all time.
That guy, because he always has a plaque in every theater that we've gone to.
It's like, they just, they go, fluffy sold this shit out 200 times.
Yeah, fluffy.
Yeah.
Fluffy's an icon.
Do you think he just brings the plaque?
He's like, put this up guys.
And they're like, quickly, you got it.
You got it.
No, I think, I think big fluffy,
sell some tickets, Gabrielle Glaises.
We love fluffy.
Fluff Master Jeff.
Fluff Dog.
The Fluff Dog.
So for all of each, we go to beautiful Denver, Colorado,
at the Belly Lake.
Wake up early the next morning, fly to Denver.
There we go.
Got there.
Super early.
And big ass airport.
Beautiful Denver, Satanic. Pretty Satanic feeling. Airport. What are we talking about? Got there super early and Airport beautiful Denver satanic
Long satanic feeling airport are we talking about the airport? They're like there's a blue horse with red eyes
Yes fucking scary and if you look at the airport from the sky and swastik exchange
But you're like there's a lot of evil shit going on in Denver. So they so they say well, dude
Have you seen the Merl mural with
People wearing gas masks like with people wearing gas masks?
Like little kids wearing gas masks and shit. It is strange. Yeah.
So was that on the floor? Was that painted on the floor?
No, it's painted on a wall.
Okay.
The main.
We're all that security.
Were you waiting in security?
No, it's from what I remember. I didn't see it this time, but it's in the like
the sabarros because I think think it spread out like fingers.
Oh, the middle part.
Oh, the hand of Satan.
Fucking Nazis.
Yeah, the hand of Satan, the Nazis.
The sign.
The gnarled.
The gnarled hand of the Nazis.
Damn, that shit's fucked up.
I didn't realize all this stuff.
Yeah.
I didn't realize this.
Yeah, but, but you know what, you gotta fly through there.
So sometimes you gotta walk your Satan's asshole to get to your
beautiful Denver, which we did. We got to Denver. You leave the airport and it's beautiful.
It was absolutely stunning. We had a great time in Denver, dude. Oh, yeah,
Dursy hit the pool and got a fucking jug of what Shampa. I did. I was like, so here's
how it went. I go and I work out and I was like, so here's how it went.
I go and I work out and I'm like,
I'm just gonna go kick it by the pool.
We've got a couple hours.
So go out there and I set up and I jump in the pool
and I'm like, whatever, and then I get out
and the dude comes over me.
And we're in a very nice hotel
where they like really take care of the clientele.
And it's like, sir, I'm so sorry.
This, these four Shaylaunch chairs are reserved for so and so and I's like, sir, I'm so sorry. This, these four, uh, Shaylaunch chairs are reserved
for so and so. And I was like, okay. And he's like, can I help you move to a different chair?
And I was like, sure, you need to. I was like, sure, you don't. Toss me over your shoulder, bitch.
His name is Paul. And, um, what's up, big, big, what up, Paul? Paul's like, I'll set you up
over here. I'll, I'll give you an umbrella. I'm like great. Let's do that and then he comes over and he was like can I offer you a
champagne for moving and I go great
He comes back with a champagne like this like a fucking goblet of champagne
I'm like okay, I'll check that
So I'm like drinking this then he like comes back an hour later
and is like another one and I was like
okay I think he could give one for you Blake or no I can't remember.
You you passed me what no I think he did bring me one to be honest.
He was just I think he was robbing the hotel.
He was just he's just like so I had to essentially
giant glasses of champagne and then I was like we got to go to the show
Yeah, man, and then I came down fully kidded out for Denver
Down shorts. Yeah, you're you're you're you're like sleeping back shorts
Yeah, you're you're you're you're like sleeping back shorts. Yeah, that you had on Like he made shorts out of a sleeping bag. It was on real. I've never seen anything like it
I think we I've worded this correctly on the pod maybe but like how we know Blake is a poser who dresses like a stator
Okay, I'm also someone who
Has all the gear to dress like somebody who goes camping and like does that door stuff a lot. But I don't do that. But that's how you pose. It's fun to
sport, man. It's fun to sport it. Yeah, sometimes it's just comfortable and it
looks cool on you. So that's okay. Denver's the spot. There's a time and a
place, you know, and that's okay. And you don't need to be able to do the thing
that it looks like you could do. Exactly. I do ski. I do ski though.
Skis. I skateboard all the time now.
He skis.
I like to dress like a doctor and just hang out in hospitals.
Right.
Yeah, it's fun.
I like to get a full scrubs, carry a little charge,
just hang out at a hospital.
I love it, just because it's comfy.
And I do need brain surgery.
No, no, I'm not a brain surgery.
I can't give brain surgery.
Yeah, at the beginning of a dream team with Michael Keaton, right?
And Christopher Lloyd is like walking through the hospital.
I've never seen it, but I'm going to say yes.
100% that you pull out a dream team with.
Well, those are two fantastic actors.
Is he's movies?
Who's say Daniel Day Lewis, Michael Keaton?
Michael Keaton.
No, Michael Keaton. Michael Keaton. And Daniel Day Lewis, Michael Keyton. Michael Keyton. No, Michael Keyton.
Michael Keyton.
And Daniel Keaton, Lou Dog.
Michael Keaton, who?
And Christopher Lloyd.
And Chris Daniel Keaton.
And there's a bunch of people.
Oh, shit.
Michael Keaton and Chris for Lloyd.
That's a combo.
Wait, who the fuck is Daniel Lloyd?
Are you tripping?
Didn't, did you say Daniel Lloyd?
Who the fuck is that Daniel Lloyd?
Have a laugh.
Oh, no.
You have a laugh. I'm laugh. You have enough laugh.
I'm gonna go.
So anyway, so that's what the part just says.
So that doesn't make sense.
And we just have it laugh.
Hey, we go, well, fuck it, whatever, go ahead.
Yeah, we have to shout out our guest list.
And Denver freaking, a Tiva was there.
K, B, Walto, the whole Nike skate.
Actually, my fricking bowl is dude.
That actual skater. We got to go out with them after the show. It was a fricking throw down. Also the whole Nike skate or my freaking bullies do
We got to go out with them after the show it was a freaking throwdown. That was a blast
We went to some bar that we were like it's like a super cool dive bar and we did have a good time there But it was like we show up and it was just like two packs of girls celebrating their
Engage parties.
Yeah.
And they're all from Omaha, dude.
I love you.
I was with my people there.
They're like, Omaha, Omaha.
Yeah.
You know, not many of us leave Omaha.
So when you see another Omaha and out in the wild you're like
Look at you look at you out here mixing it up. Oh, I'm mixing it up. Did you call yourself? It's Omaha you're an Omaha on Omaha. Yeah, oh my high in it's not high in
Omaha, oh, I think it's Omaha. or Omaha Hania Yeah, I'm fine either so
I can't wait to get to Omaha and call everybody Omaha
I think that's good
We're gonna start that
Let's go! One is hell dude
Oh, it could be great
And you know what?
What I was so proud of us when we were in beautiful Denver.
My life.
I was, uh, we left at an appropriate time.
You know, we didn't, we didn't close the bar down.
It was like 12, maybe 12, 30.
Oh, we, we graduated Uber and we got our asses out of there.
You know, we were, we were pretty blackout.
Uh, you guys were, everyone's like, man, those shots killed me.
I was like, didn't see shots happening.
Oh, really?
We were poor.
We might have took yours.
Oh, yeah.
You might have gobbled those up.
Yeah, I really cornered Sean Molto and was like, so what is a kickflip in this?
Why don't you play TeamSports traditionally?
TeamSports.
Congrats on the Olympics.
I want to see them. I was doing pretty good. It was a real brown out. You play team sports traditionally team sports
Good Brown out, you know like I don't like I was definitely drunk. I definitely took those shots
Multiple yeah your shots and I remember everything and but I don't remember going into my hotel room and getting ready for bed and going to bed
I remember the best.
That's where you were very pleasant on the drive home.
Yeah, you were saying really nice things to us.
Well, I love you, fucking cool.
Yeah, dude, I want you to know, I love you guys.
And also, it was nicer than that, I know.
It was really nice what you were saying, dude.
It was a little too nice.
You gave Blake a massage.
Yeah, in the elevator the click
kind yeah and I was like here drink the shipping let me drink you went down on Blake's toes
oh no I remember that no that was before I browned out I also have to give a special shout out to
my uncle Steve my aunt Jeannie my cousin Jonathan who we're at the show and haven't touched me since so
Whoopsies
Little too much porno talks
Dead Denver was just like a walk down porno
Was it yeah, we were talking about on the computer and stuff and like, Cheyenne Owen.
Yeah, I talked about my friend's dad's garage computer.
That's just, we're, we're on a porn on a talk.
Started about that, Denver.
Denver, also a very cool theater, huge theater.
Yeah, it was like a church.
It was fucking cool.
Yeah, it did feel like a mega church.
It felt like a mega church.
And in a cool way, I felt at home as a righteous gemstone.
Yeah, or like some kind of a tech premiere or something like that.
The premiering a new app.
Yeah, I'm hosting, I'm like the celebrity guest host of Adobe Max conference.
The Hicks.
Adobe?
Adobe?
Yeah, Adobe.
Adobe.
Yeah, they've been around forever.
Do you guys love fucking, can y'all say a dog we get into that and it's and it's
It's in them like the Microsoft theater. I think that's what is so called of the codec
Yeah, but it's like 6000 people just fucking raring to go for a dobi
So do I love a dobi? I would love to I might need to talk to you a little bit about even what a dobi is
I would love to- I might need to talk to you a little bit about even what Adobe is.
Yeah, I was gonna have to get you a little.
Close this giant conference in front of 6,000 people.
Absolutely, give me a call.
Anything you need from the Adobe Creative Cloud, I'm your guy, buddy.
Alright.
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So then, from Denver, we went on a trip to the West Coast.
We went on a trip to the West Coast. So then from Denver we went home for a little bit. I did my PT. You guys hugged and kissed your children.
And then who told you that?
We're getting your news.
You're not on me.
Which was a long time.
I did. I was a long one. Because we flew to from El Ada Atlanta back to St. Louis.
Yeah.
That was an early early call.
And I had an early out of early morning trick.
I did an early morning prank.
Well, because I've never missed a flight.
Right.
And I keep saying this.
I'm probably going to miss one on this tour.
But is that true?
I feel like you have missed flights. I've never missed a flight. I'm keep saying this so I'm probably gonna miss one on this tour
But is that true? I feel like you have missed flights. I've never missed a flight the only I've missed a flight coming back
Disaster my never missed a flight going to a place. Okay, all right. I'm emotional truth is the no, no, it's true
I've never missed a flight going to do a show
emotional truth is that no, no, it's true. I've never missed a flight going to do a show or go to do something. I miss flights when I'm going home and I don't need to be home. I could just
stay at the I it was specifically with the flight I'm talking about is we were coming back from
Miami and I was like we partied until like 6 a.m. and I was like I'm not going to get on that flight.
No, stay here. Right. I will get another flight later or maybe tomorrow right right so you've
never missed a show that is corresponding to a flight yeah maybe that's a
better way to to put it yeah you constantly miss flights I'm always
just you flights what I'm flying east I'm missing flights yeah no no it's
I never miss the Western leaf life okay on the opposite when I'm flying west
when I'm flying back to California.
I might just go I'm good. I'll stay another day and yeah I get that I get that mentality.
So early morning flight. I said it was a 5 a.m. flight or 5 a.m. pick up 6.30 flight, I think. And I said, hey, I'm not, I'm not going to make it.
I texted our manager.
I'm already 20 minutes away.
They're already on the plane.
And meanwhile, I'm on the gangway, what trying to wait
and to get on.
And these guys were not happy when they sell me.
No, it was not a man.
It was a prank.
No, that's now your emotional truth
is not true either.
We didn't give a fuck.
I was pissed.
Well, I think it was really frustrated.
Yeah.
Blake said you were gonna be a bad dad.
Yeah.
Well, no, you gave me this look, Dursan,
which is what I thought you were like disappointed in me.
You go.
I'm not saying the people in the home.
A thumbs up and a big
eye like, whoo, who's a fuck.
No, that was seven of him.
I was like, I knew that your
parents were going to be there and
I was like Dennis is subbing in.
It's going to be us and
that show.
It would have been a hard fun show.
It would have been at least for ten
minutes.
It would be a very fun. Yes.
Until my dad just doesn't say a word,
just sit there, bitch, it's important.
Nice.
He just, he just chime in with nice.
Nice.
Yeah, baby.
I get that dude, then I would just do
with dentist.
Yeah.
Yeah, baby.
Yeah, baby nice.
There you go.
Uh huh.
I'll do one thing and then I'll tell you four things or nothing.
Yeah.
Isaac was was fully got though.
Um, he was just like, flomix and he was looking at us like, he fucking, he's not here.
He's 20 and he goes, the thing that actually made me go, what?
I love you, Isaac.
Was he goes, he's 20 minutes from the airport.
Yeah.
I was like, how are we on the plane boarding and he's 20 minutes
from the airport? Like that actually didn't make any sense to me. I just figured he slept
in because I always come by. I always get in the car late because we have a car server
set picked up. I do too. I do too. I always make them wait at least a half hour. But I don't
make them wait. I asked them to come later. I make them wait because
I'm not my boss. They're on the clock. Yeah, you know the you know the cars there.
I'm taking money out of their pocket. I say, no, don't don't you pay them until I'm ready?
And I say, pay them, let them get their monies. And then you should run the union.
Durs. You're so you don't think I do you don't think I know
you know
when he said you were 20 minutes when he said you were 20 minutes from the airport I was like
How the thumbs face I was like did he like miss his alarm like hold up wait a minute
But then I showed up and and I put devil horns you yeah and Ders did his figure out
I'm He freaking Josh does
Blake goes we got we got way old
Blake goes
Blake goes this one this dude as a kid fucking dude and I was like well, I don't know that has to do with this
Got a pretty plan a lot
And then Yeah, I got a pretty plan a lot. I just feel like I'm a great God. I did. I did not know.
And then we, uh, then we do the show in St. Louis, which I'm
pretty super much.
That was a fun one.
We talked a lot about Nelly.
And we saw that come.
And Nelly, uh, dude, I mean, we talked so much about Nelly.
People thought Nelly was gonna come out.
We didn't.
We were very disappointed.
We all wore Air Force ones.
Wait, people thought Nelly was coming out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I love it.
I mean, Goddamn how sick would that have been.
I mean, I didn't even, none of us have a Nelly plug,
which now, unfortunately, if we're doing a show
in Jamaica, I have a Nelly plug. I just don't use it
I'm not gonna use it for this. Oh really?
What are you saving? I'm just not gonna use it for this. Yeah, you're 60th birthday. Yeah, you're right
Fuck it my 40th birthday is coming up. Durs if you want to use the nelly plug as my 40th birthday gift
I would you know, I wouldn't mind that'd be pretty sick. I'll consider that I'll put that I'll put that in the pipeline
Okay I would, you know, I wouldn't mind that'd be pretty sick. I'll consider that. I'll put that in the pipeline. Okay.
And then we went out.
My parents were at that show.
That was fun.
Then we went to the casino.
I lost.
I forget how quickly you can lose money.
I lost like $200 and like 15 minutes.
And I was like, I don't know.
I didn't realize your folks were coming out.
I just bailed.
I didn't go out because I thought you're going to go to the casino.
And I was like, I'm not a gambler really. That because I thought you're gonna go to the casino. I was like
I'm not a gambler really. That's right. What have been nice to hang with your folks though?
Yeah, it was but luckily they got to the show two and a half hours before the show star
Like literally we had just walked through the door We're gonna do like a sound check my parents are already like a right here. They beat us. Oh
It was nice. It was good to see you. They're like, yeah, yeah, we had a 4 p.m. dinner and then just wandered over. I'm like 4 p.m.
Dinner. Okay.
Yeah, first fell around Ozark hours. Is that Ozark time? Yeah, damn Ozark.
Damn son. And then we moseyed on to beautiful Cleveland.
Cleveland.
Oh, hmm. Oh, it was Cleveland. The, hmm. It was Cleveland.
The show that had the dope background.
The had the like Cleveland was like the old like.
We were in a Masonic temple.
Masonic temple.
Yes.
Yes.
That place was a fucking strip.
The hedgehog.
Oh, the hedgehog.
It was a trip.
It was a freaking point.
Yes, points.
This place had ghosts for sure.
Kyle Susie thinks you saw one. Oh, dude, you could feel it. I mean' points. Points. This place had ghosts for sure. Kyle says he thinks he saw one.
Oh, dude, you could feel it.
I mean, it was the most haunted place.
Yeah, you could feel shit.
Like, at least just a history of ghosts.
I don't know if they were there, but you could feel it.
Yeah, we're there.
Did it go say, all right, Ben, drink this.
Let me drink you off.
Dude, somebody was whispering something like that to me that night.
And I was tempted. That's the demons. But did it ghosts say that? Yeah, did it go say
Born the hold a portal opened up
Dude still open. Oh crazy. So crazy. It's wild that every city we go to this damn portal puts up and then the wizards come out and outstages
Yeah, it's fucking crazy, dude
Also, can we talk about one second Masonic Temple? There's a dude there dressed in like
What looks like chain male armor from like the Renaissance fucking times or whatever?
Oh the stage hand guy.
Like, Renfair style.
Well afterwards when we were doing meet and greet.
No, like the guy who like worked there or was a member there and I was like, is this
what they wear?
Is this the thing that they rock at their like cocktail hours?
There was a ton of fucking costumes down in the basement of that theater.
Blake and I got the tour.
We went around and we saw it and we heard about a certain member of the crew. Did you you heard that but did you hear?
I heard it. It was nice and I was tempted. Cool, great.
And I'm saying no, it's just one of the guys who likes to dress up and he works there.
He works. That's what I was going to say. Yeah, he likes to dress in his chain. Kyle,
you snooze, you lose. And it's on the podcast now. that's what I was gonna say. Yeah, he likes dressing his chain. Kyle, you snooze, you lose.
Anna's on the podcast now.
That's what I was gonna say.
But then when I was talking to him,
that was when I felt the strongest presence.
He was a ghost.
I felt the strongest.
Yeah, he was a ghost.
That makes a lot of sense.
Yeah, I felt like he was like, I was in a track.
Todd is saying his name is Kevin and he dresses up every night.
So Kevin, it wasn't a special thing for us. That's how Kevin rolls
That's a kind of a huge letdown. I mean, it makes me go okay cool Kevin is cool
But at the same time I just wanted like Friday nights at the Masonic temple to be a bunch of dudes in long chain mail t-shirts
So that would have been cool. Yeah
Chain mail t-shirts just like talking about their jobs at like whatever the temple
Jobs at fucking like tell an air Corp
Yeah, cuz those were just like I was trying to figure out what they did at masonic temples like I just couldn't know what don't they do that place
The Frick Joe I don't know. I don't know what it is
I have a
They do standing 69 that's what they do. I'm gonna come sick production sick place. The theater was wild
There was a shooting range. There was a shooting range in it. There was a massive fucking pipe organ
There was multiple theaters. Kyle. There was a shooting range. Yeah, but we didn't get to see that part
But they told me about that Kevin told me about that afterwards. Hey Kyle. Let me see your pipe organ
They were just adding out this stuff.
They're like, yeah, there's a bowling alley.
There's like a laser tag area.
There's a lot of lines.
Yeah, there's actually a log ride.
Yeah.
You know, like when you're at six legs,
there's a log ride so you can get wet.
If you want to.
There was a scratching post in a bangle tag.
They did say that that place goes off.
It's like a basically an EDM concert every weekend.
They throw raves in there.
Yeah, I bet it goes all the way.
That's probably fuego.
It's like blade.
It's like the opening sequence of blade
where they're just like letting the blood borer out of them.
Oh, the blood sprinklers, dude.
Yes.
Sacrifices.
Yes.
So the Mason's meet in large for two things.
To hold monthly stated meetings where they discuss the business of the lodge
Which operates as a nonprofit entity tax
Progress candidates through the degrees of Freemasonry, which I don't know what that is
It seems like they should be laying bricks, but I don't think that that's what it is
The whole place was made of bricks. Yeah, good call. These are private events that are open only to fellow
masons and maybe they fuck each other.
I don't know.
We're not there.
So we don't know if anyone's fucking each other
or what the fuck you mean.
So we don't know.
We don't know if that's definitely what happens.
But yeah, we're not sure if that's happening.
It sounds like it's a place where you can like
put your money into, you can like hold your money there.
Like a bank that's a nonprofit where like you just put your money into you can like hold your money there like a bank
That's a nonprofit where like you just let your money sit and you can write it. Yeah, it's a free Mason
Yeah, you're just like free. It's a free Mason. It's free. My son like you could just put your money here my son in this
We hooked up with our friends Mary, which is good to see her friend who's celebrating her 40th birthday.
We went out to an arcade bar and just sort of sat at that bar for a little bit and went home.
Yeah, yeah. We don't go too crazy in Cleveland. That's because the the Margaritaville
across the street was close, which we were going to pull the hits out one up. But the next day,
baby, we went to the rock and roll did. We talked about it on the pods.
We don't have to go in.
Yeah, but it was fucking sick, dude.
It was.
Yeah, let's just say Cheryl Crow represents.
We're a little crow hard.
Crow nuts over here. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, from the rock and roll Hall of Fame was Cheryl Crow's red bikini got got go the thing
about Cheryl Crow if she makes it happy she can't be that bad.
That is a good one.
Well said.
Well said.
Well said.
And then we had to make a drive from Cleveland after the whole Hall of Fame we had to make
a drive from Cleveland to Columbus in a sprint in like a party bus.
Right.
We had set and it's like a two and a half hour drive.
Adam was just on the pole the whole time.
We were, we were all, I couldn't stop shaking my little thing.
And Cleveland.
It was two and a half hours.
It was kind of a long drive.
We were all starving.
And it's like, I know just the place.
And immediately we all were, when we pulled up,
we were a little disappointed.
We're like, this is the place. It's called dirt. This looks like a retirement home. This looks like my grandmother's like yeah wet dream
But it was six soggy grand like there was a guy like literally in a rocking chair
Yes, there was lots of rocking chairs. There was like seven of them out there
It looked like what would be set up outside of like a haunted house
Seven of them out there. It looked like what would be set up outside of like a haunted house
And just a dude in a rocket during coveralls that like is frozen until you walk by and he scares the shit out of your son And he's a real person. Yeah, yeah, we thought he was Halloween decorations
And then we go inside and it's just like nothing, but they said it's gonna be 30 minute wait
We're kind of in a time crunch because we were too busy checking out Cheryl Crow that Cheryl Crow exhibit in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Yeah, and then we were like, oh man, and then we wander around.
And we see the most delicious peanut butter and almond butter
and jams and preservatives.
And pickled beets.
Pickled beets.
Just set up the geography for people.
You walk into a vaulted 20, 30-foot ceilings.
And it's like a bakery. And with a gift shop on the side and then upstairs
There's a whole store filled with knickknacks and patty wax
gave my dog a bone yeah quilts and an omesh quilts expensive omesh quilts two grand for an omesh quilt
Didn't think they'd go for that much, but the quality it's
Science I think one of us should have got one so then so then we finally get sat and we're like, this should better be worth it. And a lot of us got Derscott of
a cool beige meal with the rest of us. God's wet juicy turkey. Got a wet wet juicy turkey sandwich
with the rest of us. And someone has a picture we should post that when this dress. We do need to
post this. This thing was dressed. My meal looked like Adam right now. All one kind of funky
beige mix. A lot of warm, warm browns. They call me warm brown. Yeah. That's just
rebounding. Yeah. But there was a buffet that was so banging. It was like Thanksgiving
had just dropped. But also Thanksgiving where there's fried chicken and did I have the wet ham and fried chicken and the mashed potatoes and
the gravy and
The
Beans and the carrots I'll stayed vegetarian on that one. I stayed vegetarian in this meal
Nothing nothing made me jump off the fuck dude in your meal your plate looked
Unbelievably sad it looks
So it like it was longing for somebody.
I eat because I'm unhappy.
Everyone was like, why didn't you bring up how sad Kyle's plate was on the podcast?
And I'll be honest, it was sad, but not memorable enough even for me to just bring up in
front of 2,000 people.
Dude, you don't read me.
Wait, who said that it was sad?
Who said?
Isaac. Isaac and Kyle were like,
I'm surprised you didn't bring up how sad the point was. And I was like, it's forgettable Kyle.
No, it was really in the moment. I remember looking at you because we all got to go to the buffet
and we were very hungry and I came back with this pretty light plate and you had it. Yeah,
you didn't fill the plate even which is depressing which my god
I treated it like it was Thanksgiving
I had you close to the cause of diarrhea. Durs had not gotten his meal yet and he looked at my plate
He was very disappointed. He said it's not enough
Like you said you're doing buffet. Yeah, fill the plate in some comical way
Not enough. I loved it. Is the Dirt Dutchman, was it worth it?
Because I, for one thing, it was a grand slam.
Yes, if you're in Ohio, go to Dirt Dutchman.
There's a few of them actually.
Yeah, there's like, I want to say four or five of them.
And if you're in Ohio and you're driving around
homage country and you're hungry for a full blown Thanksgiving dinner meal
with the bread chicken and milk shake. It shake and a salad bar and bread pudding. Yeah, by the way, like,
the milkshake was watching you guys go to the buffet. People kept saying to me,
like, you're smart man, just ordering off the menu, this buffet, it's going to kill us.
And I'm like, I still ordered a giant gargantuan sandwich covered in gravy and
a milkshake. Yeah, yeah, that was that was the healthy choice.
Yeah, that was the healthy.
There you were healthy.
Yeah, what?
What?
And then last, you were certainly not least.
And maybe one of the most memorable shows just because a true life hero came out to
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I appreciate Kyle Gas from Tanasius D. Yeah.
The name to the show.
It was a roshous banging show.
I really like that show because one of the stage hands
kept me in like, well, your fans are wild.
Yeah, right.
That he's like, hey, seems like they're having fun out there.
Dude, that was one of the best parts
before the show started.
Everybody was chanting, let's get weird.
I was getting frickin' hide backstage, dude.
I know, dude.
And the backstage guy who looked like a fireman
had retired and just taking this cool job
to like make sure like everything was safe here.
Definitely like heard us before like doing our sound check
and was like, well, if the kids are happy
to see what these guys are doing,
that's fun, that's
fun and that's cool. I forget where we were. I think we were where we, but it might have
been St. Louis at the stifle theater, where we were doing our sound check and, you know,
we're being loud in idiots and the woman put her fingers in her shoes. That was Columbus.
Oh, was that Columbus? Yeah, that was her putting her fingers in her ears. Right up for you. I was like, I don't want to even hear this. Well, she didn't want to ruin the show. I think She was talking about the I know Jacob is not in his crib, so I look in and say, oh, she's not there, so I'm like,
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or wherever you get your podcasts. Well, it's cool that the wizards come for sound check, you know, yeah, that is wild that they show up early
Through a quick portal do a quick sound check
And then and then they did
We know they're lyrics too, so if the portal doesn't open we can kind of run through it for them
Yeah, yeah, but they have it all. Yeah, it's crazy dude
And then that was the tour man and then now we got a little first leg. That's the first leg and we got a a row of true
Bangers dude the cities that are kind of come out that we're gonna you know another portal might open that they can sing different
Songs other musical elements
What's gonna happen on the T.I.I. Live tour and I know people at home are like you guys keep saying like a portal's gonna open up
We know it's you
Shut up. It's not us. What do you talk? Don't be you're being annoying now?
We're being a dumb bitch and what we have to say to that is not uh
Not law. No shut up. No. Also. I would do that. Why would we do that?
Yeah, thinking that were the wizards and not a magical portals opened up. It's so cringe. It bothers me. Yeah, it's so cringe. Like I would split our audience.
Why would we? Well, we willfully split our audience. That's bronkers. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. How about you take a business class? You bitch. It's your so cringe. Yeah, I wish this is like market value in deep. Yeah, you're so cringy bitch. Cringing they're cringing and I wish they would say less.
So on October 12th in the 13th Thursday and Friday, we'll be in Indianapolis and then Louisville
baby. Yeah, hell. And then we go to Atlanta, Georgia. We're just to a one show that we can
show Atlanta. You better show up because we're going to be on for way go. Wait, so will you say
these dates? So these people who think where the lizards can you can see you can come and see a fucking portal opens up
Yeah, you be the judge October 12 Indianapolis October 13th Louisville, Kentucky
I'm gonna tell you October 20th. We go to Atlanta Georgia heard of it
Ask gonna be in the last 26 were in Salt Lake City which those tickets are seven fast you better scoop them up
Yeah, yeah, just about sold out. So truly get those very very fast very excited for Seattle
That's gonna be that's gonna be our Halloween show. Should we
Maybe the Wizards just do that entire podcast who knows oh
Talk to them and then November 9th couple days after my 40th birthday. So hello just do that entire podcast, who knows? That is. Oh wow, I don't know. I have to talk to him.
And then November 9th, a couple of days
after my 40th birthday, so hello.
Maybe I drink 40 shots in 40 minutes during the podcast.
Give me a hell of a laugh.
40 shots of beer.
Malort.
No, Malort.
You got to have a gorilla ass fart, bro.
We're going to make you a gorilla ass fart now,
or something.
Please, dude.
Classic.
I'm going to have that one. November 9th, San Jose, November 10th.
We're in Prairie, Texas.
Texas Trust CU theater.
Never bring to Grand Prairies.
That outside of Dallas or something, is that right?
Can we just tell San Jose to show up?
Come on, San Jose.
Which by the way, SJ Sharky has been in our DMs.
The rumors having it that he's gonna be there. Oh shit
There's rumors that that the shark is gonna show up and the wizards might show up. This is fucking wild
Do you think he'll come out of a portal?
They might say is in the DMs dude. So we shall see
So it's SJ the shark SJ Sharky baby. So pull up San Jose
Come on San Jose. That's Bay Area. You guys on. I'm Santa Claus. Yeah, that's Bay Area.
You guys, this is on Blake and Kyle.
Oh yeah, you got a room to say.
I know, I know.
That's why I want to just take a moment and come on everybody.
Let's go say.
Oh yeah, my mom will be there and SJ Sharky will be there.
Don't, hey Kyle, what?
You guys don't beg these people.
Hold them accountable.
I'm convinced.
I'm gonna know.
This is your community.
They should show up for you.
Hey, come on. Okay, sorry. How should I phrase it? You're putting the onus on you. The onus. If do you, first of all,
do you even know about this? Okay. I don't. I know. I was like, I just pulled a six-a-and-prank at him.
Oh, yes. Take the onus. The onus is on your community, man Are they gonna show up or not? Do on that's what I'm saying come on say no say show up. Let's don't
Fuck your own a style. Don't fucking your own is being a bitch right now. This is on you
Wait, so you think me saying come on is begging? I'm saying that's a that's like a key shouldn't even have to ask
You're trying to say let show. Okay. This is such a privilege for you to come home to your town and sit back to them
That's right. That's right
What does that we will be in Grand Prairie, Texas? And I believe that's a Dallas. No one has let me know whether it is or not
So I'm assuming it is I think it's on the outskirts or Houston
I think it's a outskirts of Dali. Mm-hmm is a grand grand prairie. Yeah, I think it's outskirts of Dali
Yes, so we're gonna wear skirts to the show. It's gonna be fun
Do we have producers or no, we're not no, they left
You could find them. Yes, Dallas. We got yes, Dallas also you know what's really close to
Dallas the buzz balls HQ so we might have
We might have a extra buzz balls on it. We might get be getting buzzed up.
Oh my God.
Very buzzed.
By the way, those buzz balls are flying.
You bring your baseball gloves because you'll need a few people have caught buzzies to
the head.
Allegedly maybe have hit someone in the face.
Allegedly.
Some people have been hit in the head by buzz balls.
And they signed to ND.
I've been told yes.
Dallas, I fucking nailed it.
No, never 10th.
Nice. We'll be in told, yes, Dallas, I fucking nailed it. No, never 10th. Nice.
We'll be in Grand Prairie, Texas.
That would be epic if people brought their baseball gloves
to catch buzz balls out the beginning of the year.
Yeah, it would be safe.
It would be safe, you know?
Yeah, and some onus.
Because the onus isn't on us.
It's for you to catch it.
We're some onus.
And the onus is on you to bring the safety equipment.
You know, Austin, Texas, November,
that one is gonna be awesome.
We know that that's a banger.
That's a Sunday show.
So we're gonna need people to,
let's go.
But yeah, let's talk to people about Sunday shows.
Just because it's Sunday and you got to go on a church.
Yeah, like come on.
Yeah.
We're still throwing down.
Oh, yeah.
Try and not pay attention to your Sunday's carries.
Okay, let's just put the Sunday scary down, come out and
pretend it was fucking Saturday. Remember when I said Sunday
scary's on the podcast and you guys have lit insolent. I still
don't love it. Yeah, I'll say I don't I don't remember
leading into you. I don't remember leading. Yeah, you guys were
all like I've never heard that in my fucking life. You didn't
do. Did you make that up? And I'm like, no, I've never heard it.
But then once you did explain it, it made a lot of sense to me.
And I get it.
And now I'm fully adopting it and trying to, you know,
I still don't get it.
I don't honestly.
I don't understand what is scary.
It's anxiety about the week.
I'm sorry, I'm thinking about what you're supposed to do.
Yeah, we didn't mean to let it so far into you.
Yes.
As part of the mayor of Titi City, I take that apology and I put it between my big beautiful breath
I'll put up my ass. Okay, so is that how we're kicking off takebacks and apologies?
I know we still we still got a little run here
November 16th Portland, Oregon November 17th
Oakland, California
There we go. Oh, let's go then we go to San Diego California all those people that are like why are doing more California dates you down bitch?
We're there. No, they are so show up baby. Yeah, because the onus is on us the onus is on
We booked this is on us. We answered your onuses and we have a show up and then we can what Kyle said?
Thank you, then we go back to Texas San Antonio, Texas November 30th, pop of this December 1st Friday, December 1st Sugarland, Texas. Hello.
Oh, Sugarland Express, baby, which is right outside of Houston.
But we should all do our best beyond saying questions.
I don't know. Go on to New York, Ron.
November 5th, hunting to New York, November 6th, New
Work, New Jersey.
Very shaggy, dear.
November 7th, we're doing the beacon theater, which is a fucking huge deal, guys.
Is this November?
Are you saying this right?
Is this still November?
Are you actually doing December 5th?
December 6th to December 7th, December 8th.
Yeah, New Yorker on of Huntington, New York, the 5th, New York, New Jersey, the 6th, New York, the fifth, Newark, New Jersey, the sixth, New York, New York, New York, the seventh, I'm just saying if you can make it Newark, you can make it anywhere. What are you?
Well said.
Absolutely.
Our last few dates of the tour, this is sad guys.
This is our last weekend right here.
Tollsa, Oklahoma, December 14th, December 15th,
which is a Friday, we go to Kansas City, Missouri,
at Midland, the other day.
Yes.
And then we end it in my home city of Omaha,
the Omaha Hanyaks.
That shit's important.
Omaha Nebraska.
I'm gonna run last December 16th, Saturday, maybe at the
beautiful Orphium Theater where I did my special there.
Oh, that's cool.
And then group suicide pack.
We could do the group suicide.
Runs us.
We're talking about buff chose suicide wings.
We're all as good as death by Runs us.
I feel like in Omaha, we're gonna have to try Ranzas.
We need some both Godfather's Pizza and Valentino's Pizza
and you guys can tell me what you like better.
Okay.
Slice place.
This is pizza place, but they're both Omaha based.
Omaha, Niax.
Are they like, you gotta buy a whole pizza
or is this like a walk up, get a slice place?
You do have to buy a whole pizza.
So we'll just have it there. We'll just get a few pies before the show and then we can do a little taste test. Hang on, you have to buy a whole pizza or just like a walk up get a slice You do at the buy a whole whole Whole
Tavit there. We'll just get a few pies before the show and then we can do a little taste test hang on you have to buy a
Yeah, yeah
Okay, go ahead
Now I get it and we'll have a stack of runs. Do we get a do we act like it's a football game?
And we get some t-shirt cannon guns and shoot runs us out into the crowd. Yes
Yes, I mean, I would love to just slang.aying up like I try like try to get those hot pockets
to the top deck of the fucking whatever theater that was you're getting close, dude.
I feel like you're going to get to the top deck very.
I've hit the I've hit the balcony.
I think three times trying to get stuff up there.
Oh, you got something up there.
Didn't you get the hot pocket up there?
Maybe maybe the hot pocket went.
I feel like you got the hot pocket box up there.
Well, you don't throw buzz balls that far cuz that's like a kill anybody that's what we've been throwing t-shirts and
I think Cleveland was home base of hot pockets, so they get a ton of hot pockets St. Louis. I threw Air Force ones
Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, Bo-Bolo style if you know what that means and
Just fell short hit the balcony fell down kill the man. Yeah, so we don't we don't throw
Hard things like buzz balls. We throw really soft things like Air Force ones like size
Sorry
Frozen
Disaster my guy, so we're we're about a third the way through of the podcast
I mean, we're what we got we got not this one the two more hours guys buckle up. Oh
I mean, we still have quite a bit of tour less, but I mean some of these cities were gonna go hog wild
And it's going quick man. It's this tourist flying by, dude.
It's a blast.
So get out here and party with us.
Daddy.
You know what?
As much as doing the show in front of the people,
that's obviously that's so damn fun.
It's, I want to say I love you guys, and it's so much fun
to just be with my boys.
Sorry, dear.
Sorry, this is making you want to go.
You just have to be so fun.
To be with my boys and just hang out like we used to live together and
like we used to just hang out on a Tuesday.
It was it was it was a blast.
It is.
I'll say that one of my one of my favorite things in life is to look across the airplane
aisle to you guys.
It's always it's always fun to just like turn back and be like what are you doing?
It's a thing.
It is for what it is. I'm watching the whale look. I don't know why but for whatever reason it's always like dude
It's cuz you it always brings a smile to your face no matter what you're doing
They could be listening to music and you're like look at Blake. Oh, just kind of jamming out right now
This close to his laptop fucking doing whatever. He's always so close
My hair and face hides the porn.
And then Ders is always your, you're like,
what movie is this guy getting into right now?
You know, he dug in the Delta crates
and he's doing some good, I do like two.
And you're like, look at Kyle sleeping,
just mouth gait.
So tired, so tired, constantly.
Yeah, like just needing lots of sleep.
Yeah, I'll sleep.
And what's Adam doing? What's Adam doing? What's Adam doing Adam?
Adam is freaking I'm usually getting up and stretching next to where the stewardess is on
He's strapping that fucking vibrating belt to his mouth. Yeah, look at him go
Look at him do his therapeutics on the flight. Look at him
Hey, I would love to knock a kick this thing off with a compliment to Adam dude your body is doing great out there on the road
Dude well done. Yeah, I'm I doing great out there on the road, dude.
Well done.
Yeah.
Yeah. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, we'll say I'm stretching more than I've ever
stretched.
And I think it is helping like I'm every night before I go to bed,
every, anytime I'm in my hood,
as long as I'm around out.
I think I may be you are maybe too hard.
Oh, right, right, right.
Oh, so you go home drunk and you just lay in bed stretching?
No, I lay on the floor.
Oh, sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah one bad. Yes. And I have found like we're saying at really nice hotels,
they are the floors still pretty disgusting. I found like a guy's whole like bottom of his foot.
Like he just peeled his skin off of his foot and then flew it. And it was like a snake. It was
like a chunk of like snake skin, but it was obviously a foot shedding. Yeah, a foot shedding
So it's not just me when I'm like doing my downward dogs and doing my little hip wiggle stretches and doing my little breathing deeply
Yeah, suck stuff on your nose like
But thank you Blake. Yeah, it's you're doing great, bud. I just went to the rheumatologist the other day and he's like essentially
He's the doctor that after you go to every other doctor in the fucking world
He's the one that does like the detective work to find out what's wrong
Ruma has it I start to go back one more time and you might tell me oh I have some horrible disease
But as of right now, he's like I think you just broke your body
He's like I think you cheers. Hey until then cheers
I think you, hey until then cheers. I'm still gonna send it.
He's like, I think you worked out too hard
and you over-text your body and you took your body
to the limit because of your injury when you're a kid.
Right.
You just, you went too hard in the pain essentially.
Sorry, is that Dr. Brose Archi's like,
you went too hard in the pain.
Yeah, that's what I just wanna pay.
I mean like, he's saying that you,
because he's saying you have an injury from when you were a kid
and you've pushed to that or he's saying
because you had an injury like mentally,
you pushed it to the limit.
One leg is longer than the other,
which causes, which can cause a lot of problems
with your gait and everything.
And he's like, oh yeah, right.
I think you didn't stretch as properly as a leaves.
You should have all that bike riding
and all that cross fit exercising.
I was doing, because I was doing,
yeah, I took like maybe one day off a week
and a lot of times I do seven days.
And you would never just sit like figure four style
to loosen up your hips?
I would never know.
Oh, it's so important.
I might do some like quick lunges
or just pull my bike back.
There's your take back.
And so essentially, it's gonna be a long process
of just rehab, just physical therapy.
It's science.
How to be in physical therapy probably for months and months and months and months.
I can't wait for you to be so flexible that like
whenever we're just sitting around doing like
whatever sound check, you're just in the splits.
I just put my foot behind my head,
you're eating your own asshole.
Yeah, I'm eating my own butt, real quick,
with a show.
How's my mic gonna be like?
I don't know about you're like, my mic's on.
Is this thing on
Starts whoever's like Kate is dropping off like the salads before the show
We did have mint we had a what city was it where we had the mint jelly with the fucking hush puppies
That was St. Louis That was the barbecue in St. Louis
And I believe that like from the original tossed salad
Comedy bit that it's like the dude would put mint jelly a butt hole in it
Which I don't know like that what what original
Chris Chris rock Chris rock. Yeah, essentially was the one who put tossing salads on the map
Because it was all a show that he was watching about like life in prison
He's like I like to toss a salad. I put mint jelly in there and fucking so they were talking about it in prisons
Yeah, oh shit. I forget that bit. Yeah, he's talking about eating ass like he popularized the turk
He just keeps getting better.
Chris Rock, one of our best.
All right.
So any takebacks, any apologies, any epic giveaways?
What are we doing here?
I gave my compliment.
I'm a little upset.
I didn't try to green jelly.
I meant jelly, dude.
That's, I'm a, I guess I'm sad.
You never had.
It's a St. Louis.
No, and I didn't even grab it when we were there.
Was green jello the name of the band that did three
of the green jelly?
Yeah.
Oh, green jelly or Jello?
Jelly.
Green jelly.
Yeah, that's a chance.
You know what I should probably mention is I'm having
a child, dude.
I'm going to be a dad.
Save that for Indy and Appalice.
I was letting you, I was letting you bring that up.
Well, I've already said it.
I've already said it.
We'll get in. Okay. I'm've already said it. We'll get okay
Well, yeah, well, this is a
You guys already knew but at the moment of gratitude, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely
Very exciting unbelievable fucking
Congrats, who would have believed it? Not Blake when he saw me get on that flight, when he thought I was
going to miss that flight. He was like, he goes, he goes, I can't remember the wording. He was
like, can you imagine when he's going to be a dad? I was like, I think you're, I think
you're in your displace. I know that wasn't, I was saying because you have to prep so many,
so much earlier and leave the house so much earlier. I didn't say he's going to be a bad dad.
Dude, but then, but then I don't say you said that. I don't say that. I don't see he's gonna be a bad dad. But then, but then, I don't say he's talking about it.
I don't say he's talking about it.
I don't say he's talking about it.
I don't say he's talking about it.
I don't say he's talking about it.
You said he's talking about it.
No, Blake said.
I don't say shit, bro.
Okay, I sound like you said something.
It sounds like something.
Oh, there's something, something was said.
And let's save it for Indianapolis.
I think something was said.
I'm gonna hit you with the Indianapolis and Louis bill this this coming weekend
Which yeah, I won't get into it, bro
It's really peel these layers back
It sounds like you're talking chip Lake and I did not see that coming from you
You're gonna be a bad dad before we even have the
Bad dad. He didn't say bad dad
He said something to the fact of and can you imagine he's about to be a dad
And I said, you know what buddy?
Those are your words not mine right on and then you win
Yeah, we all hate each other now
That's a podcast is ruining our relationship. I don't I love you guys. I love most of that just went over my head
All right, what else is new? And that's another episode.
Who put up this is important.
You want the Toriots?
Come into the city portal.
Block the fucking portal.
Yeah, yeah.
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