This Is Important - Ep 159: Live From Denver: The Mile HIGH Guys

Episode Date: October 12, 2023

Live from Denver!  Today, this is what's important: Weed, Jim Hensen, how they entertained themselves back in the day, Ders' outfit, the altitude, childhood acne, porn, rocky mountain oysters, topics, Q&A, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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the show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today we talk about, so then I had to go upstairs and explain to my mom what pornados were. Wait, why do you think the inside of testicles is fruit by a foot? I'd like to apologize to my family for ruining the computer for years.

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Like I said, there's no way to check that out or six. I was like When is the first time we're gonna get sued for breaking someone's face with a bus ball? Well, I will say at that last moment, not here. I did toss one out and this woman was totally like on her phone, looked up and was like, oh, dude. Oh, wait, he was cool and she caught it and she was,

hopefully, yeah, she beat it into it. There was somebody on their phone at the intro already? I think they were like trying to like, tweet about the fervor. Oh yeah they were working on spreading the fervors. Yeah spreading the fervors. I think if they're in the crowd it's a legally binding contract. Cronetrack. Cronetrack. It's a Cronetrack. Sign it with we dude. Yeah dude. Yeah. Well you're not going to sue us right? Nobody's getting sued? Good. Yeah baby. I will say that I do love The vibe of this theater. It's awesome. Yeah

Yeah, it's just beautiful And it also feels like it could double as a mega church on the off-nights So what's up with that are we like are we about to go to heaven a night? Dude, I hope not dude. Are we all gonna die together? Oh my god Yeah, what did you have planned? That's what I got some ideas. I think you know I have ideas Durs you think everybody goes to church and just dies This is how little this guy goes to church. Isn't that like what goes down? Honestly, I don't know. It's been a while. It's been a while. Easter Bunny's real though, right?

Dude, absolutely, right? Dude, you guys hyped on Kermit being here. It's Jim Henson's birthday today. Oh, yeah. Happy birthday, Jim Henson. Give it up for Jim Henson. Should we jump right into this? And like, you know, we don't want to be inorganic, but like favorite Jim Henson, like moment, movie show, like thing. Oh, dude, uh, no, it's the lab, it's the story, it's the lab, a Jim Henson.

I will say I think never any story was like Jim Henson adjacent. I think maybe they were like in conjunction, but I love that was like a Henson adjacent. I think maybe they were like in conjunction, but I was like a Henson joint. It was like they did the creatures or the creature factory, but they didn't make it. So explain to the people that aren't me. Uh, Jim Henson, what did he do again? Jim Henson is fucking.

I'm a dumbass. The muppets, bro. Okay, that's the one I knew. What did he do again? Jim Henson is fucking... I'm a dumbass. The Muppets, bro. Okay, that's the one I knew. Yeah, Jim Hempin. Jim Hempin. Jim Hempin. Oh, Jim Hempin, you're having a lot of slips of the tongue already.

Jim Hempin, it's all like... I need bass. Lay down, Kyle. Well, how late are you? Just lay down all these fuck-ups, but they land in weed. Yeah, dude. Because you're in Colorado, where they smoke a ton of weed. Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa! The mile high, city. Yeah, dude, because you're in Colorado where they smoke a ton of Mile high city dude the meaning of this place changed Do the amount of times my like driver from the airport to the hotel was like I could stop at a dispensary Same wasn't the same guy we had because you guys got a little say little say, driver Dave, he told me that like 12 times too. He's like, I'm driver Dave, we can stop it at a Spencerie. I've seen some wild shit in my car and I'm like, what's the wildest shit?

And he's like, like a gay dude trying to fuck me. And I'm like, that's not standard. I'm like, procedure the half. So it's constantly. We live in Wallywood, dude. Yeah. All these guys Wallywood, dude. All these guys trying to fuck this ass. It's more flattering than Wallywood.

It's just flattering. Yeah, it actually hasn't happened here while I'm like, I'm losing it. So 69, dude. Is it the beard? Is the beard, is that changing your vibe? No. No, the picture is so.

You're in a new porno category with the beard automatically. Yeah. Baby Bear Cub. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Before you were just like Husky... Husky slick. Like you could be oiled down very easily.

So what is he now though? Wait, what did you say you were? Well, I would be like, you know what, what is the gay term for like a bear? He's a bear. He's like, what is the gay term for like a bear? He's a bear, he's a guzzly, I have a bear bottom, a bear bottom, bear bottom cub.

Bear bottom. Is that a thing? Yeah, seems real. All right, cool. We're going to find out. We're going to find out tonight. I don't know guys, this got to be the altitude. As soon as we get out, how do you survive up this high? This is wild.

So what is your number one hints in Flickton? Go. Minds Mrs. Doubtfire. What? Yeah. I'm still not exactly sure what he's done, but he's in a prosthetics, I think. Yeah.

In which case, mine is Mrs. Doudfire. Yeah, definitely never vied with the Muppet movies. I'm not going to lie. I was, I was always kind of like, kind of boring, but the, the one that's not enough like, porno involved or you've never seen them. There's so much porno in these movies. Oh shit. Well, I should,

Gonzo, the should check it out. Oh dang. Oh, yeah, what was that? That's the thing, the gonzo porno, man. That's where it comes from. That's where it comes from. Dude, we're in a church, basically. So sorry, whoops, sorry God.

Clean it up, my bad. Yeah, I guess my favorite Jim Henson movie would probably be Labyrinth as well. Yeah, that's probably my- I'm gonna go- I'm gonna go- I'm gonna go- I'm gonna go dark crystal though. Oh! A little more serious, a little more like as a young child. Oh. You're like, should I be watching this when they take the essence out of those little people? What are- what is the name of the things that- so was a porn. They run like sketchies.

Who knows those those are striders. Yeah, there's and Todd I'm holding the microphone like this tonight. You fucking asshole. You know what you said hold it like this tonight. You know what is create even better than the Jim Henson movies is if you watch like the behind the scenes and you see the actors that are like in those things and how long they like they like went to ballet school and all this shit and then they just throw these giant muppets over their head. They've taken like dance to like the 10th degree like they're the best in their field and

then they're just like have a big beak on and like right. So we really pressure chance that's very this is not your face and being an unknown animal. I guess you don't have to go to ballet school to like do all that shit you just have to be an asshole right yet to be willing to look like an asshole which I am yeah honestly what you just I'm not Jim he passed away. Yeah look got this fucking guy right here, man. This fucking guy.

Yo, what's good? Ladies and gentlemen, maybe we know him, maybe we don't. If you don't realize what this silhouette is, this is a Tiba Jefferson rule. Local legend. Local legend. Local legend. By the way, how many people from Colorado Springs

are in the house? Manage. Manage. Yeah. And what's up with Manageu? Is Man Springs are in the house? Man of the two. Yeah, and what's up with Man of the two is Man of the two in the building. There we got a man. We got a man from Man of the two right there. So one person, that's fucking crazy. And you took this seven and a half hour drive from Omaha, Nebraska, where I'm from.

This one you were really? We're not afraid to travel. we're not afraid to travel We're not afraid to travel we're coming to Omaha is I would just come in twice. She's a double-dipper. Yeah security. She's a psycho Come in twice Come in to no one comes to this show twice and means it Dude oh this guy probably also a local legend. Find a guess. There's no doubt in my mind.

He is about to tag our friend, a team is in trouble. He's like, so here's a deal. Uh oh. I'm gonna fucking break your spine. If you don't get the fuck up right now, back off the slip of the state. Everyone likes to get your master a cool shirt. Yeah, I'm gonna fucking finish you. I'm gonna literally take a slip of the stage. Everyone likes to get your master a cool shirt. Yeah, I'm gonna fucking finish you.

I'm gonna literally take a picture of the inside of your butthole with that thing. I'm gonna show you. I'm gonna block it you out, Doody wants you to stay there. I knew this as a team is whole plan. Be the star of the show. Oh, go with your.

2003 camera. Usually comics or usually photographers like to blend in. Usually they have a bigger... You know, I'm going to wear my most fun bucket hat, right? Time to just take up the entire light of the stadium. There you go. Give it up for a team, everyone. Disaster, my guy. Mary go there we go Everybody give it up for a team everyone

Disaster my guy did you guys ever Pre-like obviously we're gonna date ourselves, but like phones are the best cameras now But did you guys ever carry around digital cameras before phones kind of feel that? What's good man? Yeah, I'll do remember that like what we? Why were we documentary all like documenting all those horrible things? What do you find childhood stars? I'm not a much childhood. I'm just like, when you used to kill all those innocent animals, right? Remember when you just find a homeless person and you'd be like, roll and shut and shut. Oh my god. No, but just like in your 20s, you'd be like, Hey, let's watch you drink until you black out in this weird corner and eat cap and crunch

Why did we roll on that? I don't know why we rolled on that, but we were rolling on that right? We were rolling on party footage. Yeah, for sure. We were really like interested Maybe we were just studying what happens. You think that's what that was. I think we were studying humanity I remember the first time I did a lot of mushrooms. Oh, sure. I was like, because you know when you do mushrooms, you guys know. When you do mushrooms, you're like, I figured it out.

Oh, man, it's so nice. Life makes sense. I figured the meaning of life. I have to document it so then I can remember when I'm sober. Right. And tell everyone, maybe write a book. Right, right. Right, right.

I do remember us hanging out at like Packard and getting super stoned. Packard is where a street that they used to live on. Yeah, we were going, it's back in the day when we were doing comedy on the internet. And I remember filming each other high as fuck, thinking it was the best shit ever. Watching it back in the day. It was that. We were like, we were doing that. And then we watched it back and it's just absolute trash.

That's garbage. It's trash. It's as good as you want it to be. That was me on the mushrooms. I wasn't in my 20s. I was like 17 years old. And I remember watching it back. And it was just like four and a half hours of me

touching the popcorn ceiling of my friends base. Right. Right. I had to feel so good. It did. It turns out that's the meaning of life. Is the popcorn ceiling? Yeah, it's just cutting your knuckles on popcorn ceiling.

You just threw it into like digital sepia and like it was art suddenly. We didn't even do that. Fair enough. Fair enough. It's just putting silly putty all over your face. I mean, like this is the meaning of life. Yeah, who's to say? Do kids don't play with silly buddy?

Nope, not a thing. Silly buddy? Yeah. Do they even make it? No, kids have direct access to the internet all the time now. Yeah, so. Well, people are making slime. Slimes like a big thing on the internet.

Kids love watching slime videos, I think. You think slime's still cool, dude? That's just over, bro. Oh, fuck. I'm dating myself sorry that was like so two years ago that was my b. Yeah they're on your like handguns now. Well I actually spent a lot of uh okay chill. Cool. Uh I spent a lot of time chill chill chill. It's not me it's not me it's a public place. Kids.

I spent a lot of time in Colorado when I was a kid because it's only like six, seven hours, seven and a half from Omaha. It's only super far from where you grew up. It's only super far, but when you're a kid, you're like, I remember multiple times we would lie to our parents and say that we were spend the night at each other's house and then drive Seppin in a half hours From Omaha and then sleep in our cars What'd you do when you got to the the mile high city? What are you doing drink the beer that we brought in the trunk of our car

Right that is weird and just walk around a city being like yeah, we're far away We're fucking our own people, man. And then just get really stoned. I remember one time we took the, what is that freeway? We took the, is the 70s, the one that goes to Omaha, right? And turns into the 80s. And then the 70 doesn't do that at all. Oh.

That goes a way different direction and goes way down into Kansas. This is the way. Okay. And so we were like, we're a hot box in my mom's conversion van. Oh. With a 13 inch TV. No big deal.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Yeah, I've only had money. My mom had a TV and just my dad worked for the railroad. You know what though, you're saying, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, This is not for you. I don't know if I had a conversion van either. I didn't know that. I love conversion. It wasn't even a conversion van. Did you know he had a television in his suit? I did, honestly. You must have thought you in one of your drunken stupors

that you told us, but I had no fucking clue. And this changes the way you grew up is completely different. This changes a lot. You're like Richie Rich, dude. Yeah. I really wasn't. He wasn't Richie. He's just a TV in his car.

OK. It wasn't the 90s. It was 2001 So you had a VCR in 2001 It was a VCR okay. Yeah, it was sick. I'm not gonna lie. It was a sick-used vehicle Yeah, it was a Mark III conversion man. Yeah, you guys know pretty sick with Yeah, you guys know pretty sick with I get my points and I borrowed it from my mom and we went to Colorado and What are you watching on the trip is there a VCR or just mostly missed out fire my favorite Jim Henson film? Yes, and honestly Grandma and

And half baked and then and then I was like it's this I just remembered seven There's a seven six versus seven zero. Oh, yeah, and then we drove like eight hours a wrong direction And you ended you ended up in Kansas deep deep in the heart of Kansas and then we We're drive it. We're like we finally figured it out It was the pre having your phone and being able to figure it out. And we just got to a gas station and all the plates were Kansas and we're like, huh.

Does it seem right? That is a true adventure. You don't have your phone. You're just heading somewhere. That's a cool time. People don't get to experience that anymore. Yeah, I know. Yeah, people get to just drive exactly

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Does he I'm just dressing like a normal Denver dog? You know, I'm saying here's a deal what is cool about how normal you look here? Yeah, is that any other city we were to go to? If you showed up looking like that, people would be like, what the fuck is that? Right, you're wearing a sleeping bag of shorts. But here they're like, it's cool.

Yeah, there's a person. But I will say this, like we give Blake a lot of shit because he pretends that he escaped boards and No, but I have so much like winter gear like I'm lucky I didn't break out the crampons to Don't get to wear this so I'm in Denver. It was like 90 degrees today, but I'm still gonna break it out. I'm still breaking it out Those shorts are awesome. I do want to pair they look cozy as fuck every time I've only seen them in pictures before tonight This is the first time I'm seeing them in the flesh and they are fun dope. These are my fun shorts. Wait, what is a what is a cramp on is that a like a winter tampon or something?

Yeah, oh like crampers. It's like crampers. Yeah, like Extra furry or something. It's like spikes for your shoes to ice climb. Oh shit. That's way different On your period. Okay No, it's just ice climbing spikes. And do you ice climb ever? Yeah, no, and to that point, I also don't have crampons. Oh, okay. It was like, you know, it was just for the joke. Okay, gotcha.

It was gonna be a lot of that tonight, a lot of for the joke. Now are those shorts, because to me they don't, they do not make sense. Because why, if you're wearing shorts, why do you need a sleeping bag wrapped around your dick? I mean, what's cool is that everyone out there is like, ha ha, he doesn't realize. That when you're skiing in Colorado, it's a little warm, it's nice to just have these. Your boots up to here, am I right or am I right?

Oh shit, so that's like, yeah, okay, that's like we're in like your powdered all rock these would just like some tights yeah into the boots. Okay, you wear tights under those, you wouldn't just go like you're going right now. Like with your knees showing, not like tights. Okay, that's tight.

Yeah, that doesn't make sense to me. I'm sorry, I'm gonna draw. I got some sick knicker bockers that I've never worn that I just can't muster it up, you know know if you guys ever not been able to muster something up Adam now I always muster Blake you have no Blake if you ever had anything you just couldn't muster up. I'm pretty sure you could muster most of my life is about not being able to Muster. Yeah, all right. I'm good. It's no Kyle mustering having trouble mustering lately. Yes, just as of late But it's a new thing. It's never happened before I normally can muster anything up Right, I'm good to know Kyle, mustering. Having trouble mustering lately, yes, just as of late.

But that's a new thing, it's never happened before. I normally can muster anything up. Kyle, it's the altitude, dude. It's the altitude. It's the altitude. It's hard to muster in the altitude. I would blame so much shit on the altitude here. Oh, yeah.

Right. Do you guys lean into it? If you're late to work, or you like, dude, the altitude. Well, yeah, but I feel like if you live here. You're used to it Well, you have to be like two weeks brand new and then for those two weeks you really have to take advantage So if you've been in a marriage for like seven years and like you're different Yeah, that's the most during I'm talking about you can't hit him with a little like honey

It's gasping for breath. Yeah, look, I can't fucking breathe. It's the altitude. Sweetheart, you know the altitude, right? We've lived here for 15 years. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, I gotta take it on a walk. I gotta go for a hike. I'm gonna put on the crampons and hit a little ice climb session and then when I get back, we're gonna, what, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, bro? Where'd you just like, honey? The kids are sleeping. Will you, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, me? We finally have a moment alone. It's time to, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, it just walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk. The kids are asleep. The kids are asleep.

It's time to walk. Sweetheart, it's Christmas Eve. I know, but maybe Santa Claus comes down the chimney and, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk. I love it. We put it on Christmas. Yeah. Like, you're so good at just putting it there.

I love that too. And the wife is like, I just put on my crampons That's your grip right there. I just strapped on the crampons. I can't wow Wow, wow, wow, right now baby the sleeping bag shorts are already around my ankles It's a lifestyle. I like raw dough, bro. Can I call it Rotto? Is that cool? Rotto. Rotto.

That was dead. I'm going to get my ass beat after the show. Yeah. Is that like saying San Fran? Like people don't say San Fran, you don't say Rotto? Does anybody say Rotto, right? I have no idea what that is. So my friend, I feel dumb.

So my friend, we called the dough to Colorado and loved California. And so when we were 18 years old, he's alive. He's dead. He's alive. Bro, dirt starts up. And when he was a, he's dead. He's starting.

No, he's not dead, honors. He's alive. Call him right now, find out. Whoa, call him. My friend Austin, you know him. I know something you don't. And he got the tattoo Callie on his body and when I this we're 18 years old and I go oh

What is that for thinking Callie for Nia? And he goes he goes Callie rato whoa Shut up bitch whoa and then Rado whoa Oh And then that's it dude the guys don't fuck Did you get him like a yeah man for sure for sure Yeah, let me just up a real quick dictionary. What's going on? I was like oh, I'm dumb as fuck Callie rato, but now he could cover it because he likes Callie Fornier.

Sure it is. That what he does, what do you do? Yeah. Yeah. I'm dumb for Callie Rotto. Can we do a thing? That's what people that hate Californians moving to Colorado. Right.

That's what they call it. They're like, yeah, welcome to Calirado. Yeah. Uh-huh. A fuck California right guys. Yeah, well, yeah. Wow. Oh, I like that.

Fucking things. You don't like California out here, huh? Oh, I think, I think. Yeah, hey guys, boo-calon Blake. They're from there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Forna raised. So let me have it. Let me feel with that feels like give me a big boom Dude I feel like a fucking heel That felt fucking normally yeah, but you know what though they got a good thing going out here I went to winter park this past winter and fucking speed it up. Nice. Dude, and there's nothing like going to a mountain and realizing there's moguls everywhere that you can't handle. Yeah.

I was like, this is extra tough. Can't do this. There's a bunch of super rich people. No. Bogle. Bogle. Bogle is like, Bogle's our bump, dude.

Bogle's our bumps on the slope. Like, it, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Jeff bad acne as a kid dude, you know, I kind of You did you had big breakouts. I know no, man. You had big breakouts. Well, I think I Sorry into the beast like okay Well first off I worked out a you used to rub your face with the Peroni pizza? Or what? Yeah, what's the... What do you mean fed into the pizza? Well, that doesn't help. When you're a teenager, you get jobs at like greasy places. Pizza pizzas.

And you're just like, you didn't have a job in a greasy place? Uh, yeah, no, we worked at a movie theater. And I was in charge of like, the popcorn machine. So you were always taking the oil and go. Right. I'm feeding into the beasts. No, you're just around it and the steam is getting into your pores and it's just like...

What steam is good for your pores? That's how they like relieve that, but not greasy. Yeah, not when it's gase form, gaseous form of butter. Right. No. It's literally your deen. It's fucking... Gas form gaseous form of butter right No, literally you're getting a butter spa basically. Yeah, it's worse than altitude Close I'm I'm figuring I'm still figuring that out. Oh, you had sits on your face a lot in high school Well, I think it just like did you have sits on your face or not? It's okay. I had zits too, Blake.

He's probably had zits. I didn't, but people have them. You didn't have any zits. Not really. Well, Durs is also, Durs is maybe the sexiest one of us now. Okay. Yeah, okay. I can give that to Durs.

Yes. But, okay. The guys cross-eyed in real life you got that shit fixed And he also had the most gangly teeth I've ever seen Right on a game I'm like the like six card ashy or they just fixed everyone you're like You know what I had it wasn't like back knee where it was like a full on like outbreak. Hot, hot, hot, hot. But when you, when you swam, you're in like a gnarly pool,

your skingets all fucked up from the chlorine. And I would just get these monster honking white heads on my back. Oh, the kind that you need a friend to pop for you. No, that would be like the girl. Yeah, like, you know, like some people love popping. Yeah, girls on the swimsuit would come pop my zips exactly yeah, you don't care you got to ask them I don't know what they were doing but I was like Gonna get it. Go ahead and get it girl. Go on and get it. Go on and get it

See I didn't even have that bad about it. They're they left. They're like She's like I'm about to pop your shit right now Yeah, she's one on his neck. She's like, let's go to the bathroom right now. Pop, pop, pop, pop. I'm gonna pop that's it and then we're gonna, wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, wop. Yeah.

Put on these crampons and I'll, wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, wop. Yeah. I didn't have that bad a vacanee, but my mom wanted me to be such a little hot fuck boy Anyone wanted me to be so fucking sexy and I wasn't Because why I don't know was she always be like was she always I think who's your girlfriend? Like why don't you ever? Yeah, she was always like I didn't have a girlfriend in the sixth grade By the way, I'm crippled right your 10 you're 10. I'm 11 years old, I cannot walk at this point.

I was hit by cement truck. And I'm like, my legs are extended, they're in traction. But you were local famous. So she's kind of like, why aren't you working this? They're wearing me around and she's like, so you don't have a girlfriend? And I'm like, I'm having a little problem. I kind of get it.

No, I don't know how to walk anymore. So that's a hurdle for me. But you're a local legend. You're like on the news and shit. Yes, because I can't work in this angle. Caleb can skateboard and hacky sack, and I can't physically walk upstairs. So he's got literally a leg up.

Two legs up. We give it points for that. Two legs up. Yes, points. Thank you, Blake. Yes, points. Thank you, Blake. Yes. And then she was so excited to be so supportive of me being a gay man.

Oh, she was? Right. So supportive. She was like, I just want you to know me and your father are okay with it. Yeah, that's, I don't like, okay, that's what. And they're like, if you are gay. And I'm 11. And I'm like,

Oh, thank you are gay. And I'm 11 and I'm like, oh thank you. Yeah. I mean, I'm almost positive I want chicks. Right. It's like, you don't like watching, you like watching like full pen porno when it doesn't have like an actual dick in it. You're like, I could go for the dick.

So you're like, where do I stand on that then? I don't know when it happened to you, but I wasn't watching full pen porno at 11 No, at 11 it was still like Damn that dropped hard At 11 it was still scrambled porno. I was like still piecing together I was like yeah, I was getting into it also at that time, you just wait for the JPEG to load on your fucking prodigate. And as soon as I could do AOL, this showed up, dude.

Game on. AOL, chat rooms. Did you get the DVD and load up for new hours? Oh, yeah, dude. I was a paper boy, so I got hella hours. You would, because they would give them away in the newspapers for fucking free. And my brother and I would just take them all and not deliver them to our route. So that's why our home town didn't have internet. Yeah, we took them

dude and we used them. We used all the free hours. You should have resold that shit dude. Why? We needed it. We needed to get this go by and look at boobs. What was the first website that you guys ever went to oh I know mine Goodbye Like literal website dude. I remember the first Type-Din okay my dad it was like the the computer that's like in our living room basically and my dad's watching TV Right and I like kept moving the computer like to face the corner And he's like what are you doing over there? I'm like it's too bright. I don't want to distract you I know you're trying to

Boob's dot com yeah good bye Wow, well, well, well, cool back. And I typed in boobs.com. Yeah. Goodbye. Dude, it worked. Yeah, that's probably a good website. Probably still is. Damn. I remember that I got so many viruses.

My mom put a password on the computer. On the computer. Yeah, not STD, but I read all like viruses on the computer from pornography. Yeah, not STDs, but I like viruses on the computer from pornography COVID COVID and that my my mom put a password on it and I could never ever fucking crack this thing It sucked and then years later it was your mom's name 69. Oh, dude. She wrote her She just the password was so easy. It was no more porno Wow so easy it was no more porno. Wow. Goodbye.

Wow. Like, of course, I would never have thought that. That's not what I was after. I was after more porno. Yeah. I probably typed in more porno a lot. Yeah. What the frickin' heck?

I remember my first website. I was so lame. I went to Oreo.com. I swear to God. I was like, I wonder if Oreo hasn't left. Was it actually Oreo? I swear to God, I was like, I wonder if Oreo hasn't left. Was it actually Oreo? And they did.

Yeah, different than most shout out to this guy. My second website was doublestuff.com. Way different. Way different. But you were looking for Oreo. Way different. I was looking for Oreo. But it wasn't that.

Yeah, that was it. I don't remember. This is not old, I am. I don't remember. There's a lot of things I've been doing. I've been doing this for a long time. wasn't that. Yeah, that was it. I don't remember this is how old I am I don't remember there's this our oldest friend the internet We had something called prodigy. Oh prodigy And you could just go on to like stores and I remember going like JC penny and looking at toys and it was like

Just text there were no pictures and he. And it was like just text. There were no pictures. And it was like an inventory list. And you'd be like, do they have Tyco fast tracks? The RC car? They got it. It's $79. I want that for Christmas.

And you would just like print the page of the words. Just the inventory of this. I mean, you have to tell your children that story because they're going to be, that's like, it's like our parents going like, I remember when you used to have to crank the car to get started. Yeah, yeah, or the phone or whatever. Crank the phone to get started? Yeah.

Like, yeah. Just to run like that, like, what are they that, like, what is this? It's fucking your fucking house has a kind of my house. My house has like, it's like an old fucking house so they kept like the OG phone in there. I have to be like cute. But like what? I think it's a fucking centrifugal motion kind of producing energy. I love what we eat. It's not centrifugal motion, but it's producing energy somehow by resistance. The same way that Tesla's get, they charge their batteries when you're on the break. You know what I mean?

You, A, D, S. Thank you. I think so. You're so dumb. Yeah, I don't know. I'm just taking a stab at it. So you think that the crank on the phone is, you said centrifugal energy? I think it's making energy.

I think it's making the electricity. Are you just our senio hauling like a lot of folks? I actually like that answer now that you, I listen this time. Oh. I think that's what's going on. Same thing with the car, but the car was like, I don't know, you're turning it over.

I don't know. Yeah. I'm just feeling real. I don't know. What you guys, did you guys ever get caught watching porn? Like at your parents house? Dude, my mom's password was no more personal. One person's way too excited.

Mom? I remember someone's like, woo! Hell yeah! Don't do! I had like a close call. Don't do! I had one close call where like, I'm like upstairs, I hear her like come home and I'm like, oh my god, and like, back in the day when you have like all your shit on like a disc,

okay? Right, right, right, right. And I'm like popping discs out, hiding discs, getting pants up, wiping, brow, and then she just comes up and goes like straight to the bathroom, doesn't even look in the room and I was like, oh, I'm fucking, she's not, this is great. Mom was like,

I'm tired of you. Yeah, she might have just like, what's up, Dirk? So hot. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, but it was one of those moments where you're like, okay, I'm honors. I was a virgin. I was a virgin. I was a virgin. I was a virgin. I was a virgin. I was a virgin. But it was one of those moments where you're like, okay. I am honors. Things are about to go this way.

Things are about to go that way. Like it could have been a very different lifestyle. She would have had that on me to this day. Yeah. When she comes to see my children at my house, she'd be like, well, I wonder where you need to catch this one jerking off like I caught you. But she didn't. And so now we never got hurt. so you never got caught. That's cool. Not on purpose I had it there was a tell that I knew when my parents were coming home because it would there would be like

Home alone traps It was I would make to hit like chips out. And if they heard the crunching, you had like old spy kids gear. Yeah. No, it was like when, because we lived in a cul-de-sac. So when they, when the car would turn, it would reflect the light onto the wall. And so I'd be sitting there looking at the porno. I can't even imagine how good you got it.

Like light flash. We do this. We do that. we do this we do that we do this we're here. And I'm cooking popcorn like exactly exactly but a lot of it then it got fucked because all the the the pornados would happen when it would pop up pop up pop up pop up pop up and so you'd have to just seriously like fucking unplug the computer You'd have to just seriously fucking unplug the computer. And then hope that nothing broke. Right. You just punch your fist through the computer screen.

Oh, fuck it. I don't know what happened. So, Mo was in the house. Dude, why have a crazy story about the Pornado that would happen is. I'm gonna come. I remember which a Pornado is just pop up school or. It's just pop up school. You can't stop.

Back when there used to be pop-ups all the time. And I remember I was a NATO is just pop up school or yeah, you can't stop remember that pop-ups all the time and I remember I was a senior in high school and I hear the garage door open I'm a weasel tiny house so like once the garage doors opening up she's walking in in under 10 oh Dude you know exactly how much time you have to put it away And so I couldn't there were so many pop-ups and I'm trying to exit out of them and my pants are on my ankles and my, and then I like jump on the head. And hobble to the couch and jump on the couch and then throw the giant throw pillow over my,

and then shimmy up, don't even get my, don't do that to that pillow, we don't know this. This is not ours. Oh boy. And then shimmy up my pants and my mom comes, she's like, how's school today? And I'm like, it's fine. Get out of here.

You have a boner. School's fine. Get out. It's fine. Why are you even asking? And then my mom bought the shittiest computer that she could buy. And it was making like, it was like yeah right right right

right and the one with the cow it's chunking it was the one with the cow it was a gateway gateway yeah that's a gateway it was like

it was like it was like it was like it was like it was like it was like it was like it was like it was like

it was like it was like it was like it was like it was like it was like it was like I'm watching TV, the TV's not on, and the remote is on the other side of the couch. Right. Classic. Could she sit napping? Yeah. I could have said napping with my pants around my ankles. You know, trying out the couch.

It's a new 17 year old thing. And my mom walks over to the computer screen. She looks at it. And my mom's a pretty open-minded person. I think if she saw me, you know, I'm 17 years old, 18 years old, I think she had been like, all right, you know, I get it, you're a hormonal teenager.

But she looks at me and she goes, you're fucking disgusting. That's rough. Not a rough, not a rough, not a very rough mother. Opposite of open. Closed. Closed. And, it's just poor, no?

Yeah, that's what I said, I'm like, it's and she goes, what it? Britney looked at this and Britney's my little sister and and I go, I don't give a shit. She's also just like weird. What if she did? Yeah, I'm like, what did she did? I don't know. I'm not showing it to her. She's a teenager too. I'm sure she's seen stuff like this. She's super horny. She's like, teenager too. I'm sure she's seen stuff like this. She's super horny. She's like what? Terence Jill. We? He doesn't have a sister. He doesn't know how girls are.

And then we're like, hello horny, though, right? And then she marches upstairs and then I go look at the computer screen and it was a pop-up that had popped up and it was hot brother on sister incest action. Yeah, I think that's why. You know what though? Like, let's get down to the fucking bottom of this. Let's do it. All right, let's do it.

Let's do it. We're talking porn on. It's science. And I feel like they listen to the podcast. We're in a church. Who does? Okay. We're talking porn on.

Who is this? If you're the people who run like porn hub or whatever. Oh, yeah. why are you like? It was a blind directory at the time the like Step brother sister mother stuff. What are we doing? I don't know who's asking for this? I don't know. Nobody's asking for it. Well, are those are those generated by users? Like is it like that's the demand and you're seeing the supply right there is that what so then who's I've been forward out there

Well, the thing Yeah, I know it's it's like there's not a lot of We haven't along it. It's okay. We're not doing that anymore big butts are good enough Gotta be your mom's big what? What happened to your boots I'm just like it's fucked up I don't need this it's wild but the Brady Bunch was doing it right? happen to just Oreos.com

there enough there enough dude long digs is the funniest thing to type into a search engine long Yeah, not even big specifically long Narrow Long is a slim longs. I actually like to type in slim longs And and surprisingly a lot of it's like just whizzler decks where you're like whoa that's long Wow, we're at least skinny and strong and very flavored. Yeah. Holy moly, it looks like a earthworm. Earthworm gym. Yeah, that'd be weird.

I wanted to say that. I wanted to say that. I wanted to say that. And it's crazy as somebody had that. Right, but the cool, like they'd be your coolest friend, right? Yeah, so then I had to like go upstairs and explain to my mom what Pornados were yeah, yeah, yeah, what pop ups were and like To my mom's credit she believed me immediately right she loves Which I could totally have just been like jerking off to incest porn like a fucking creep

No, she's like bro. I'm gonna stop you right there. I know what a pornado is. Yeah. That's not what I'm freaked out about. All right, okay. I bought the computer for a reason. For a reason. Everyone bought their computers for the same reason. It is sad when you get your computer

and it's brand new and you're like, I'm gonna make this dirty. Here we go. I know, do you have like, times where you're like, I'm not using this device for that. I don't do an iPads, say clean. iPads stays clean. I guess you're touching.

But a lot, so. No, but like they just, they stay like, you know, getting up and up. You never have to clear your history on the iPad. Every other device you've got. My friend's dad had a garage computer Jesus dude in the car dude if you tried to No, it's my friends dad he had a garage computer and if you tried to touch this garage computer

He could be anywhere in the house and he'd be like You're not going to win that. You're not touching! Let me just try to raise your guitar. Yeah, okay. You guys can play Rita Rabbit. Go ahead. What are you doing in that moon blaster? That's not Oregon Trail. Get off that.

All right. Duke Newcombe, you guys have fun. Duke Newcombe. Duke Newcombe. Duke Newcombe's inside. Duke Newcombe's inside. Duke Newcombe's inside. Come on. Duke Newcombe's inside. Duke Newcombe's inside. Duke Newcombe's inside. Duke Newcombe's inside.

Come on, Duke Newcombe's inside. Come on. You boys want to play Doom. I can tell. You want to play Doom. You don't want to, you don't want to watch. That's inside. There's no memory on that. That's inside. This computer, the worst. I'm going to like the store behind you, you but this computer not good. Adam, are you tapping the freaking Rockies? Hey, can we get a couple more beers actually? Can we get a can the silver bullet train roll through or freaking what? Yeah. Have you guys seen

that? Is that which one? Here comes Isaac? I'm who's that I think. Whoa. World famous manager to the stars. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. We're all famous manager of Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. Oh, thank you for the water. That was so considerate of you. Isaac, take your shirt off for the fans. Isaac, take your pants off for me.

Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. Take your pants off for me right now. They don't get so far. Oh, for five on the live shows, getting him to take a shirt off. Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh- It's your man. You mean 30 seconds ago? Yeah. You grew up with it. It's my manager, Isaac. I know Jacob is not in his crib. So I look in and say, oh, she's not there. So I'm like, OK, they're not there. Unrestorable is a new true crime podcast that investigates the case of Catherine Hoggel, a mother accused of murder.

I'm thinking, you know, like, what's going on? Like this is insane. Like where are my kids? But despite signs that Catherine Hoggel took her tiny children one by one into the night, never to come home again, she has yet to stand trial. Because soon after her children went missing, she was declared incompetent to stand trial. You know, when I would ask her her engagement was I've been invited to remain incompetent. And then I would say, well, who advice you should throw you know, I can't

tell you that. In Maryland, if the defendant is found incompetent and can't be restored to competency, their felony charges are dismissed after five years. So as the clock counts down, Catherine's charges on the verge of being dismissed will a grieving dad ever get justice. Listen to Unrestorable on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Our first call is Mary in Lexington, Kentucky. Mary, welcome to the middle.

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That's pretty cool. You know this stuff is made to chill. Absolutely. So we had to read like advertising copy and I think we might be the world's worst at it ever. Do you guys hear the ad? Laughing too hard. He's like yeah, they're bad like I don't think we're bad. I think we we were great I'm horrible at it. I know. I know. I know my shit's Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I guess let's find out. Let's uh who say

If you think you're good Kyle is the best form or I'm the best or Durs the best or Blake is the best. Thank you. All right, let's go. Do you think Kyle is the best? Oh, that's me. That's better than the boo. That's better. Do you think I'm the best?

That was slightly more. That's slightly more. Yeah, slightly more. Ders is the best. Give me a hell yeah! That's similar amount, maybe a little more. Feels like it's a lot more good. Blake is the best. Yeah!

You've earned the best one. That's the cool one. It's unanimous. We're all the same. That's very cool you guys. Thank you. Yeah. Very cool. I don't know whether to wear that a bat as a batch of honor

Yeah, you're a fucking sellout. You're so good at selling products. You fucking mark. What did I get you to buy dude? Dude they all own a Tushie Would you buy they all own some man skates? It doesn't know. Yeah, the two Fresh it's really cool if everybody's like better help. I'm fucked Super crazy. Thank you, dude But thank you. I'm working on it Hell yeah, that is good. What's your say? Well, buzz ball is obviously better. Help works. Yeah, that's true. That's true

Hey, and for those of you who have them, I think it might be time for you to buzz off, baby. Is there anybody who got a buzz ball that hasn't drunk it yet? Hey. And why not? Yeah, feel free to buzz off. What are you doing? What are you saving it?

Do you want us to? Oh, that's a valid reason. That's a valid reason. You can drink when you're pregnant. What's more, no, I, you know. When she said, because she's pregnant, she's drunk it. No, you can I'm not telling you you should Depends on what trimester but if you're in the third trimester Three bus balls a night. That's sure

That's true and this isn't medical advice Dr. divine Dr. Brose art. We might want to make, I heard that. That's an empty buzz ball. Thank you, sir. We might want to make that a segment. We're like, people ask us about medical things and we give them our best advice.

Yeah, that'd be a fun segment. Well, wait, Blake never answered. Did you get caught jerking off? Well, I don't want to talk about it. Oh. Did you, do you cyber ASL? No, actually, wait, will you cyber with me? I'll cyber with you right now. Do you have your laptop? No, I think the one time, Blake, it's very uncomfortable with sexual talk. Wait, is it ASM or ASL? ASL? ASL.

Okay, okay. What is age, age, age, sex location when you're in a chat room on a EOL? I swear to God, I really are just talking to some like fucking gross dude. Who's out there. You're talking to a 50 year old man. Age, sex location. Who's like 19, female. 19.

And you're like, there's no fucking way. Yeah. But, female. And you're like, there's no fucking way. Yeah. But, amen. You're naked. I think the one story I heard is that my dad, he was... Oh. What's your dad's ASL again? No, my dad had a spot with him in a homey or his roommate and they were you know

okay so we had an apartment with a friend yes and they were both he tries to cool everything up my my my homey my dad my father had a spot with a homey my big papa roommate oh my father it was him and his buddy Jim. They were two bachelors. And they had a table. They had a garage computer for, no, this would be four computers, I believe.

They had a coffee table and on the coffee table were playboys. Ty. And so I visited my job. Wait, so how old were you when you'd go over there? This was at a very young age, I recall. Because I don't have this memory, my father tells me this memory.

And you said father is so off-putting, Blake. You've put so much penance on father. Where you go, my father? I'm eight. My dad's making me watch pornos. This is why I don't want to talk about it. That's fine. So you don't remember this. You just, okay.

No, so the way this story goes as far as my dad tells me. You can not, you can do my dad. Now he's your dad. Yeah, but now he was your dad. Now he was your father. Now he was your father. Yeah, what happened? Daddy tells me.

My papa. Daddy came out of the hallway and I was at the coffee table flipping through a playboy and he saw it and he just went, Blake and then I just went, there was just, it didn't happen. I had nothing else I could do. You used to be like, Jaina McCarthy! But I feel like to this day,

if I ever get caught doing anything I'm not supposed to do, it's like, if you do corpse pose. Yeah, right, possum, you play possum. And that's like, fight, flight, or freeze, you're a freeze guy. Yeah, just smart. Totally. Yeah, that's smart. Totally. Yeah, my body goes limp.

Nice. So that was really young. So you were just checking it out. Yeah, I was just looking at some big boo. I remember the first time I was with my mom at a gas station and there was just the rack of magazines. And you're short, so you're at the down-nudy magazine area, and I just grabbed one, and I opened it,

and I just was just like, this woman's breast was so huge. She was holding it like a bazooka. That's fine. She was holding it like both hands on one, like, oh my god. And my heart stopped, dude. Yeah? You fell in love? And I think you're that opposite of my mom's like, oh my god. And my heart stopped, dude. Yeah? You fell in love. And I'm like, what are you looking at?

And I go, bazookas. This, this, this, this is important. I'm looking at a boob-zookas, baby. Oh, boob-zookas. You can do points for yourself on that. You know, body's coming all sorts of shapes and sizes. Yes, boy. Very good.

Yeah, my brother, remember how like at video stores, there used to be like the naughty section. Oh, yeah. Bradley video had that back. Yeah, it was like cradolfing. Yeah. So to the Neiman brothers, I think is what we had. Neeland brothers.

Those were so good. Mine was main street movies. Yeah, right. What was your guys? Individually. Individually. Individually. Yeah, right. What was your guys? Individually. Individually. Oh, yes. Yeah, that it was.

Okay, a lot of everyone's got it. That is interesting. Somebody's closet. My mom's closet is always so scary, though, to go back there. Like, you would just be like, I'm going to go do a real deal. We weren't allowed. Scary. Well, because if you can't, you can't get caught, you don't want to get caught. You're a kid and you're just like, you just played dumb. The amount of time I was

played down where I just go behind the curtain and walk in. Adam is a professional pervert. Like, shameless. Like you just, you're the aim. When you're a kid, you just walk in and you just go and then they go, you can't back in your like where am I I'm looking for Beethoven right Second where are you? This isn't the B section with Beethoven. I just remember getting back there and seeing like this bang Felix the cat. Yeah, which was I get an animated porno? Oh It was Fritz.

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I don't know what that is. It's cow balls. It's bullnuts. Or bull balls. How did that right now if we had it? Would you really you really would You know this about me on my garbage can. It's true. I know like dude you would just like no problems Just fucking go after it. I think it's just as long as it's like a thing that you can physically eat

If they're like this is anthrax Yeah, but This is anthrax. Yeah, but doesn't mean you eat it. You don't do that. Because I'll die right away, but if I won't die. But just the idea knowing that I'm sticking a fork and nuts and then fucking eating that, that one. No one's telling you to put a fork in it.

You just pop it. Oh, okay, I'm using my teeth to grind on nuts. Wait, you just didn't get that throat right down the gullet. I can't get that out. I wouldn't be able to get that out of my mouth. I wouldn't be able to get that out of my mouth. But you eat corn nuts and that is grosser smelling. Corn nuts are not, I've been with you all this time.

I've been with you all this time. A road trip where you ate nothing but corn nuts and code red mountain dew. And to me that was grosser than me eating mountain oysters or whatever the right so usually is the preferred method that they're deep-fried yeah right not like pickled so it's kind of like popcorn popcorn chicken but it's like popcorn fucking nuts does it look like does it look like nuts or no it doesn't look like nuts what do you think nuts even look like, does it look like nuts or no, it doesn't look like nuts. What do you think nuts even look like?

What do you think the inside of nuts look like? I don't want to know. I know that's why I don't want to eat it. Because the inside of nuts, I think it's just like a long ribbing that forms nuts and it folds in on itself and shit. And if I bought it, if I bid into that... Wait, why do you think the inside of testicles is fruit by a foot? What the hell?

I thought it was like just a big long tube that's all grouped together. What like form? No. Yeah, I mean. And you could be right, but also who gets a shit. I don't know, I don't know. I guess I do.

I don't know the way to buy it. So dude, Rocky Mountain, it looks like funnel cake. What I don't understand. Are they good? Or is it like whatever I did it on a dare kind of thing? I'm seeing like a this This wow that's a really I want one to be like they're my favorite. They're good. All right I just filled with a lot of nutrients. I bet it's got a lot of nutrients in there Well, I do feel like who's that guy on incident? Liver King? Yeah, liver King. Yeah.

Isn't he always just taking the guy with my body? Yeah, go ahead. They're football nuts. He's going, God, I know. It's so funny. It's so funny that now he does eat ball.

He does get nuts. Yeah. It's so funny that now, I feel like he's living. I'm going to get famous on the internet. You have to be like, I do something totally crazy and that's how I got this. And then you find out he's just on a ton of steroids.

I know, dude, what the fuck? Hey, what's up, I'm like Sharpen's teeth guy. I'm gonna make macaroni tonight and you just watch them because you're like, you guys seem cool. Sharpen his teeth. And then you find out it was just a grill. Yeah, it's just a grill.

Sharpen teeth dude and then you find out it was just a grill Should we do some of these we're doing topics now? Oh, oh Where we take topics from the news trying to get topical trying to get all poly charged Here comes Isaac again. Why don't you take a sec? It's happened. What just happened? Take your fucking shirt off you weirdo. Why don't you show me your pink nipples? Show me your butt hole weirdo. You're weird. You said you would do it in Denver, dude. Hire. The entertainment industry is just different.

I guess so. And it's a different standard, so don't. So apparently Singapore Airlines, which I recently took them, Varionise Airlines, refunds passengers, $1,400, because a dog farted on them for the first time. So apparently Singapore Airlines, which I recently took them, Varionized Airlines, refunds passengers, $1400 because a dog farted on them for 13 hours straight. Wait, what? Yeah, dude.

Well, that's not, that can't be true. The dog is farting for 13 hours. Don't get me started. From Paris. From Paris to Singapore, a dog was just fucking housing them with parts Here's their name are Gil and Warren press of course, they say they ended up sitting next to a dog Yeah, there's there's hates dogs on flights. I was giving them a look and it's owner during the 13 hour trek back in June

Presses the their names the presses the press is say the pooch bombed them yep and it's owner during the 13 hour trek back in June. Presses, their name is the presses, the presses say the pooch bombed them for the entire flight, farting so badly they eventually surrender their premium seats and move back to economy. Wow, they left the seats. It was here, but I'll say now. These people, were they fly to where?

From where? Paris, from Paris to Singapore. So these are French folks? Let me tell you something, those flights probably cost like $30,000. Yep. And they have a dog farting the entire time. You're getting that money back.

Well, well, it's really not, because they only got $1,400 back. Oh, really? You got to try. You got to try. I wonder if that was their plan. They're like, there's a dog here. These flights are very expensive.

Let's just say, you farted the whole time. Oh, yeah, I think they do. Do you think maybe when the owner wasn't looking, they dropped some like chocolates or the dog? I bet you they were the farting. Why don't they? Chocolate makes a dog fart, it makes them down. It kills them, you know that right? I don't have a dog.

I would say that some like Rocky Mountain oysters. Oh yeah, I think that one. I will say that when I'm on a plane, I don't fart. Except. Accept. Yeah, possible. Yep. If I'm up front yeah in my little like the little cubicle thing. Yeah overnight I'm lighting it up if the lights are out and there's room Fuck you

Otherwise you don't do it. No, if I'm like, if I'm here with people, like right here, obviously you're not gonna do it, right? I don't like this. Exactly. They're like all ready to procsend me of just like, heartbeats is weird. To fart, not okay.

But when you get those like, the fucking like, things in the front, and the lights go out. Yeah. BOOM! BOOM! So this dogs felt the same way. Yeah. I'm just saying, you have room, you have space and like, I don't know, fuck it.

Just turn the air on and rip it off. You can't end it all good. These guys, they kind of seem like they might be digs, Gill and Warren, because they say that the gas was only half the battle. To me, that would be the full battle. Okay, that's fair. Because they also had to attend with the pup, which looks to be a bulldog mix.

Okay. Was snoring pretty loudly. Yeah, they can't breathe out. Wait, dude. What? My driver to the airport this morning was snoring while driver. And I was like, I kept going. Hey man, how much longer?

Because I was like, is he sleeping? I know cars drive themselves now, but what is happening? You can't do this. Did you look at his eyes? He had those sick like oil spill something glasses on. He had eyeballs on him. And he was like this.

And I'd be like, how much longer can he be like immediately he go? Said more minutes playboy. Said more minutes. He said like boy. So he said like, he said like my guy or something like that. So it was cool, but he was asleep.

He probably just rocks a CPAP. You know, he's got a CPAP and can't breathe. I was just like, and that sounds like a cool nine news movie when like a kid is doing something in a trench coat. Right. And they got like a little recorder up here that every time he says something,

he just pushes it and it's just an adult going seven more minutes playboy. Right. And it was somebody like, it's a dark kid, right? But dude, I'm like, I'm my phone, and then I share like, and I would look up like, was that like a rumble strip? I love the thought of this dude just in straight up Oakley's,

like just like, the seat belt is holding him up. It was like, I was like alarmed, and it's early as fuck. I was like, I can't wait to get to Denver. I can't wait. So it's early, and I'm like alarmed and it's earliest fuck. I was like, I can't wait to get to Denver. I can't wait. So it's early and I'm like, you're wearing all your gear. I'm wearing the whole thing fully sick. It's ready. But I was like, is my guy sleeping?

That's really scary. Yeah, that is frightening. Anyway, I'm glad you're here. I'm glad you made it, man. That could have been bad. We got another topic here. You wanna hear hear me? Okay. Yeah, here we go The Lauren I want to say her name is

Boba how did you know? I know yeah, they are Colorado's finest because she's a Colorado Colorado, Senator, Congresswoman, political figure. Political figure. To get in polychar, the whole room's getting polychar. It's polycharged. Wait. Hey guys, we'll settle it.

Hold on, they'll settle it. Is that chair? Is that the one right back there? Is that where it is? That's what we were thinking about. It was across the street. It was not here. It was nearby.

Oh man. And we've seen the incident. We've reviewed about straight. It was not here. It was nearby. Oh, man. And we've seen the incident. We've reviewed the tape. Yes. I didn't know this woman. I'm not very poorly charged myself. Big fan now. She gets it.

She gets it. The fact that she was at Beetlejuice to show him, like, cool. Yeah, that's a show I do want to see. I want to check it out. Did anybody else see Beetlejuice to show him like cool. Yeah, that's a show. I do want to see I want to see Anybody else see Beetlejuice when it came to town? Wait. Yeah, wait was anybody at the Beetlejuice show? Like the one getting the the boobs squashed off No seriously for you there Okay, thank you. Yeah, that was weird because you said woo and they needed

Anyway Yeah, that was weird because you said woo and they needed Anyway What's just fucking I mean you guys saw the video it is very cool She's like just met this guy because she like broke up with him immediately following the tape being released It was like a tender type set up and I'm, I haven't had many dates that went that well. Right, first date, watching a needle juice, taping. Just a hard jiggly, nity-d, next to me. Dude, it's like, here you go. Here you go.

Hard, vaping. Here we go. Let's see, I think I got this. He's going to do something. Oh. Robito does action. But yeah, this is like, do you want a bobert?

Is that a thing now? Like, hey, you want a bobert? Oh, stop, they're not that big. That's a long ass intro. It's very long. You can just turn that off. Is this the song from Beatles? Yeah, I remember they're like at the dinner table

and like the show. They start to have to float and shit. The mountain from home alone. I feel like everybody here is like really like still in pain from this event. Like she really hurt you, didn't she? Sorry about that girl. Guys, it's fine. We don't give a fuck.

Yeah, nobody cares. It's fine. Couldn't care less about this woman getting her teddy jiggled at Beetletoos vaping hardcore vaping that's kind of the best part and also the news was saying in this might be fake news That he she was like jerking the guy off. I didn't see a lot of I didn't see that in the tape I don't feel like they show that that's in flamets. I love that Adam really did review the tape I watch every angle I could. Well, yeah, I tell you straight. You straight look like it was what it looked like.

It looked like it was right here. It was like the camera was up there. It was like the style. It wasn't. I like to think Adam was doing one of those CSI things where for some reason they always say, enhance. Right, right. Right.

It's just me home alone. I'm a laptop. No, you don't understand. It was just me, home alone, I'm a lot of talk to him. No, she's heart. You don't understand it. She's in hands. She's in hands. She's in hands. She was accused of a drinking the guy off as well, in hands.

We go back. We in hands. What the hell is that? That. In hands. What the hell is that? That. Enhance. I noticed Jacob is not in his crib. So I look in and say, oh, she's not there. So I'm like, OK, they're not there. Unrestorable is a new true crime podcast

that investigates the case of Catherine Hoggel, a mother accused of murder. But despite signs that Catherine Hoggel took her tiny children one by one into the night, never to come home again, she has yet to stand trial. Because soon after her children went missing, she was declared incompetent to stand trial. Because soon after her children went missing, she was declared incompetent to stand trial. You know, when I would ask her her engagement was I been invited to remain incompetent. And then I would say, well, who advice you should throw you

know, I can't tell you that. In Maryland, if the defendant is found incompetent and can't be restored to competency, their felony charges are dismissed after five years. So as the clock counts down, Catherine's charges on the verge of being dismissed. Will a grieving dad ever get justice? Listen to Unrestorable on the I Heart Radio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Our first call is Mary in Lexington, Kentucky. Mary, welcome to the middle. Hello, and thanks for having me. If you really want to know what's going on in this country, heading into the 2024 election, you have to get away from the extremes and listen to the middle. Hi, my name is Venkadev calling you for Atlanta Georgia.

On the new podcast, The Middle with Jeremy Hobson, I'm live every week, taking your calls and focusing on Americans in the middle, who are so important important politically but are often ignored by the media. I did a lifetime democratic voter, however I was raised by moderate Republicans from Michigan. Creating space for a civil conversation about the most contentious issues we face, from climate change to artificial intelligence, from abortion rights to gun rights. I consider myself to be conservative physically but politically independent. Listen to the Middle with Jeremy Hobson on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Curtis Fittis in Jackson.

And I'm Charlie Webster. The podcast surviving El Chapo, the twins who brought down a drug lord, returns for a second season. And picks Whiteback up with Pete and Jay Flores, taking their first steps on US soil after turning themselves into the US government. When the plane landed, I think it was the first time I ever felt like,

why are we doing this? You'll hear details from the twins 14-year prison sentence, and what it was like to go heads ahead against El Chapo in court. It was so ugly to be in an aquarium. I'm anxious, and I'm worried, and I'm sick to my stomach. No matter what, whenever you're in my blood, you're still staring at me.

Join 50 and I as we bring you the epic conclusion of this podcast. We'll bring you right up to date as the consequences of the twins' decisions now fall on their wives. Maybe I don't know how you're looking up to 10 years in prison and that's a real number. Surviving on charcoal. Listen to season two. On our hard radio app. Apples or wherever you get podcasts. So we're also doing some hot cues and hot A's guys. So we've got some cues here and we're going to deliver some A's.

OK, hell yeah. OK, so Ali says if you had to sacrifice one member of the group to Satan. OK. Oh, that's tight. To save the world, who would you pick? To Satan. To Satan. Sacrifice one to Satan.

Oh, well, I feel like maybe Durs has the closest relationship to Satan. So I feel like he would have the most possibility of like being Satan's home boy. And what makes you say that, if I may? Just the fact that you talk about like drowning animals a lot. Sacrificing animals. Sacrificing animals. Sacrificing animals. Yeah.

Okay. I feel like Blake, because Blake would just be like down. He'd be like, yo, sit goat hoofs. Dude. Well, it depends on how scary Satan is. And is it really that bad? Or is it like, like, trekkerslayer in Teenage Mutant Ninja? Yeah, we're actually sick.

There's great skateboarders and cool video games. Yeah, everybody's just sort of skateboarding. Everyone's chain smoking cigarettes. Yeah, I guess he's kind of fun. Like, you want regular or mental? Right. Or is it like the horse at the Denver airport? Oh, one of our producers is like,

get ready to see Satan's horse at the fucking airport. And then we drove past a horse. Yeah, well, it's like it's like a spiky hair too. Yeah, sure. That's what happens to horses in the altitude. Come on. Yeah, through. Come on. Through the right turn bright red. So you would send me to say, that's fine. The four of us know I wouldn't want to send you to you. But Ali wanted to know and I think you would have the closest relationship

to him. We'll say.. I'd have the best time. Thank you, man. I like that. How would you send? I don't know. I might just walk right over there and just be like, I got it. That's cool. Thank you.

It's a big of you. It's a big of you. It's so big of you. Just for nobility, sake. Yeah, it'd be noble. That's not what that is, but that's big of you. Yeah, Blake, that's not nobility? No.

Oh. I hate to say that, Adam, but I'm sending not no ability. No, oh. I hate to say it, Adam, but I'm saying, Fuck you, buddy. Why? I think you would take over as the new Satan. I think you'd be a great Satan. Honestly, I see that for myself. New Satan.

Yeah, yeah. That makes sense. Maybe I'm the young Pope, the new Satan. Maybe I'm just thinking about the volcano nachos commercial where you painted red, and I'm like, that's fucking cool. Volcano nachos. Yeah. Changes the man.

You're just like a rock. That's new, that's new Satan. Yeah. I'm just cutting on the soundball called bell flavors on the world. Like this seems not that evil at all. It's just like spicy nacho cheese. Just wait, just wait because. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's how just wait because. Yeah, a lot of time.

Get you. Alright, get you. So Josh Hyatt wants to know what was the funniest episode of Workaholics to film? The funniest to film. I would just say anything where Jet Set had lots of lines. Actually, yes. All right, Pete Jetset. That's a big, big goal.

Solid goal, this too, we just like, all we let him go off the cuff and improvise and he would be great. I think specifically when he was going up against Daniel Stern, that was when it was them and they had like three pages to go back and forth. So Jetset for the people that aren't super familiar with work, Alex, was this older black gentleman that was an extra in the show and immediately we're like, we have to give

this guy his name is Jess. Yeah. He would like paste his hair down and it was parted in the middle. And dress crazy. Crazy. Just see what just crazy. He was a lunatic. Yeah. He was a little nutzo, but just he was just crazy he was a lunatic yeah he was a little nutzo but like he was our little nutzo yeah and that's what

was so fun about work Alex as we got to give these total lunatics lines and make them sort of send my famous right and we like he would sell shirts down on like inventive stuff and I'm like dude hustle through your thing yeah yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Alex S wants to know dear wives such girlfriends know each other or like each other. What if they didn't know each other at all So what's the good about each other for 25 years? We're like do they know each other and like each other there's business. Yeah, then there's personal guys guys the women are gathering Women are gathered break it up. I will say this They're on a specific text chain about this tour. They're just like checked for like checks and balances.

Yeah, we were lucky enough to do a long beach yesterday and they got to come out and watch. So they know we're just talking about diarrhea and stuff. Yeah. They don't take so long. Yeah, these guys aren't getting laid on the road. Yeah. Well, tell me, Shabba, what do you think of my beard? And she goes, well, it's getting laid on the road. Yeah. Well, when you told me, Sha'av, I was like, what do you think of my beard?

And she goes, well, it's nice to know that no girl will ever want to fuck you again. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How do you take? How do you take? Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

It's weird, like, no girl has said, like, I really like your beard. It's just gross being like, it's actually pretty sick. Right. He's been getting real. Dude, he's been getting real on the tours. It's been awesome for you man. I'm fucking do he do the beard Pro's yeah beard for bros. I wish someone would real me okay lit what's that there's It's next question is Dun-dun-dun so Lily K wants to know if you were all put into a death thunder dome

Which one of you would win and why? So this is like a fist fight to the death or do we have weapons? What's a death thunder? I know Ask if we have weapons because there's like one you think you're like really good. No, no, no Right, I just want to know if it's like chains and whips, knives, what is it or if it's fists? You know, if it's a old fashioned like greaser rumble or whatnot, you know,

I did. I did. I hope based on like how much he's thought of this already. I just want to say, I just want the playing field to be real. I would only say, I would only say it's Kyle and because he is the weakest son of all of us. Okay. By a large margin, I would say. Well, I would ask you it's Kyle and because he is the weakest son of all of us. Okay.

By a large margin, I would say. Well, I would ask you the other day. Weakest, okay, in terms of muscles, yeah. It turns the strength, yes. It turns the broad turns of one. One strength is, yes. You're right, yes. But I do think you have a rage that is inside of you.

Mentally for you. It was life or death. That's not what we said. We would eat my face. I hear what I want. I hear mental fortitude, not rage. Yeah Kyle. Kyle's the kind of guy who you're like,

all right, we're gonna box and then he rips your face off. Yeah. And you're like, I didn't know we were gonna do that. Yeah, Kyle can access that strength like when you hear about like car accidents where like mothers like Ben steering wheels and just fucking knocked on. Yeah, strength, like when you hear about car accidents where like mothers like Ben Steering Wheels and just fucking knocked on it. Yeah, you guys know when you hear about mothers bending Steering Wheels. You know, maybe it was just the comic book I read, I don't know.

It's cool. There's no way. I'm going to college. Just say lifting cars. No, they Ben Steering Wheels, I've heard about mothers bending Steering Wheels. I don't know, I think you guys are just giving I'm gonna let that one sit I

Think you guys are just giving this to me. I don't know that this is the true answer Yeah, no, I take my Kyle wouldn't win. Do you see those kicks? Yeah, dude. They were fake. Dude, I worked out within the other day, and I was like, this guy would never win in the death under no. Yeah. We did use to do P90X, remember, when we would do P90X

and do kicks and shit. And one time when we were getting really good at it, we looked at each other and we're like, hey, let's promise never to use these on each other. Yeah. I will say, we're really good. As an outsider from when these dudes all got on P90X, they got so shredded, I was like,

fuck, I wish I lived with these dudes. Because it was like an accountability thing. You guys all lost like 20 pounds and got ripped. Oh yeah, it was great. Kyle and I was. Oh yeah, it was, it was great. Kyle and I was hair. Yeah, it was hot dude. Yep, yep. So Benina wants to know, why do transgender jokes

get canceled? Um, um. What? Fucking sk, let's just move on to the next one. Yeah, I feel like that's the next one. Let's move on to this one. Yeah, let's just go to the next one. The very good question, very good question. Great question. Awesome. Also next question. Yeah, that's the next one. This was on this one. Yeah, let's just go to the next one. The very good question.

The very good question. Great question. Awesome. Yeah. Also next question. Yeah, that's cool. Ethan wants to know, rank your cocks according to girth. What the?

No! All right. Disgusting! You want to see it? You want to see it? You want to see it? You want to see it? Uh... Kyle. You want to see it? You want to see it?

If I had to guess I would say maybe Dursescock, my cock, Blake's cock, Kyle's cock. Earthworm Jam over here baby. Nothing like a dick that's wider than it is long. That's what everyone's looking for. Which while this, like it's one thing, because like you kind of like, which one of which one of my friends has the biggest dick, but you're like the widest. What's the widest?

widest. I don't even want to put myself in that head space. You're there right now though. You're there now. Yeah, you're on there. I know I'm not. In my mind, I'm at Oreo dot com, mother of other. Okay.

There's no. What else? Okay, settle the debate. Who has the best ass on TII? We've said these are all this is this has been settled. Yeah I'm hearing a lot of Adam Which means it's me well I was I was an old-school Blake I I agree I think that Blake has the best ass And I would now I think Blake would because I haven't been able to work out for a year and a half Yeah, I don't know, but sometimes that for a year and a half. Right.

Yeah, I don't know, but sometimes that makes the ass better. Hey, I'm telling you, it doesn't. Here's what I'm going to say. Right ass! I'm going to acknowledge, acknowledge. Yep. Blake has the highest. Yeah, okay.

And that's what you're looking for. That goes without saying. I'm going to tell you right now now my ass has out to two baby Woo, and I guess that's cool, but But the best Just saying yeah, it's you my butt cheeks are I'm just gonna say my butt cheeks are both exactly the same And you you're laughing cuz you're like, well yeah, of course they are.

Look in the mirror tonight, they're different. But mine are exactly the same. Damn. You have the old, you have, you have Olsen twin ass. I got, I got a Mary Kate and Ashley. Damn. I got two little Kate and Ashley. I got two little treasure trolling looking girls for butt cheeks.

Hot hot hot hot. And Dan wants to know Adam. That's my case. Your blindness was caused by the robotuson. I know because it happened to me in high school after drinking a whole bottle. Dan, I take Z-quill motherfucker. We gotta check the ingredients though. there's gotta be something to that.

Do you think there's nothing to that? Dude, I go to a lot of doctors and I've gone to neurologists. I've been to different neurologists. I brought up the Z-quill addiction and they're like, that's fine. Don't be a bitch, dude. Don't you know it's non-habit forming? Yeah, it's just a on the bottom of your day. She's talking to you to eat you.

Okay, but like what did this doctor's butt cheeks look like? Symmetrical? I don't think the doctor usually shows you his ass. Yeah, I don't know what kind of doctor you're going to. Yo, real quick, before I check you out, can you check me out? Are my butt cheeks the same? Yeah, so is there any, uh, the any where it's that time of the show? Is there any takebacks and the apologies? Oh, man. Any epic flames?

Let's see. Yeah. I would like to take back, um, kind of airing out all of my dirty laundry about jerking off as a child. Yeah. Yeah. And my mom does listen to the podcast, so she's gonna have to hear from her friends how I watched Incess porn as a child. Should we, yeah.

That's cool. Yeah. Nice, dude. You know, she's fine. Yeah, we don't have to talk about that. And then we do, and it's like, man, that's fine. Yeah. Yeah, I'd like have to talk about that and then we do and it's like man, that's fine. Yeah Yeah, I'd like to apologize to my family for ruining their computer for years

My dad could we didn't know what was going on. He couldn't fix it What's cool is you think your dad didn't know what's going on? I'm a dad. I know what's going on. No, my dad. There's no way your dad was like. Yeah, your dad was like on sites that you wish you knew about. I mean, my dad like was a computer guy. He's a computer guy. He could not fix it. He could not get to the bottom of why it was broken. Yeah, yeah, because you're also a computer guy. You covered your tracks. Exactly. Yeah, no, it's just filled it all up with Oreo.com.

It's like, it's just filled it all up with Oreo dot com Take it enough I want to give it some epic giveaways. Don't you have some shirts to like throw out or something? That's epic. That's sure do. Oh, there we go. That's so epic right? Adam is very slowly carefully getting down on to his knees. Look at that kank Jesus You good? You good? I had surgery a month ago guys, I'm doing great

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I honestly don't even know what part of this is. I know that's why I'm scared I even brought it up. It's like, it's one way to just say, I could have just been like, so all my pubes are gray. I could have just said that. We just want to thank you guys. We love Colorado. It's awesome.

Thank you. Jinger, baby. I've got it here for guys. We love Colorado. It's awesome. Yes, thank you. Thank you. Jinger, baby. I've been here for years. We love you. It is such an honor. It's a cup of Denver. And this beautiful theater. Yeah, you guys.

And we just want to thank you guys. And this was another episode of This is Inforge! I love that T.I.P. Type R. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

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